Swedish Union Opens Hotline to Let Women Report Instances of.. Mansplaining

Yes, you too, Sweden. You Got Trump too.

Women sick of receiving unsolicited advice can now call a "mansplaining" hotline to report their condescending male colleagues.
The number is a new initiative from Unionen, Sweden's largest workers union. Running everyday from 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. all week, workers are urged to call in cases of "mansplaining" in an effort to raise awareness around workplace sexism.

Posted by: Ace at 02:53 PM

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1 I get more unsolicited advice from older women than I do from men. Where's my Grannysplaining hotline?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 02:49 PM (4df7R)

2 I got first? I got first! WOO! FIRST!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 02:49 PM (4df7R)

3 Now I'll get the others.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 02:50 PM (4df7R)

4 Foist

Posted by: QuickDrawRawr at November 17, 2016 02:50 PM (wUyV9)

5 Is there are Hotline they can call to report sexual assault and outright rape by "immigrants?"

Didn't think so....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2016 02:50 PM (roSe4)

6 How do you say "make me a sammich " in Swedish?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2016 02:50 PM (oqH1D)

7 But no Bad Touching Hotline...

Posted by: dc at November 17, 2016 02:50 PM (oY/R7)

8 How do you say, "let me explain how to make a sammich for me" in Swedish?

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 17, 2016 02:51 PM (g9d8D)

9
Inga better not report a Muzzy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 02:51 PM (mbhDw)

10 6
How do you say "make me a sammich " in Swedish?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2016 02:50 PM (oqH1D)

Makense mee a sandyborky.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 02:51 PM (4df7R)

11 'Due to high a volume of calls, all our operators are busy. Your wait time will be 5 Minutes.'

'Please Hold, Sugartits.'

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 02:51 PM (UD0Gq)

12 Women sick of receiving unsolicited advice can now call a "mansplaining" hotline to report their condescending male colleagues.

Completely unexpected results?

Men ignoring all women in the workplace.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 02:51 PM (Yg871)

13 Meanwhile Sweden is the rape capitol of Europe. But not to fear! Those "Don't Rape me bro" armbands will surely stop that!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 17, 2016 02:51 PM (BDZWU)

14 Swedish Snowflakes. I prefer Swedish meatballs.

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (dXDzs)

15 Really don't understand these women. If you ask for advice and get it, what is the problem? If you don't ask for advice and get it anyway, just tell him 'thank you but I don't recall asking you'. Why make such a huge production of it?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

16

Instead of a Raped By Migrant Hotline?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (HrsmB)

17 Honestly. Where is the clucking chicken complaint hotline?. If you stand by the coffee pot in my office too long you get suicidal.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (oqH1D)

18 That will be 911 in Chicago, SF, LA, Boston....

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (zQfVz)

19

Daddy issues

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (HrsmB)

20 Swedish Erotica with Seka and Johnny Wadd.

Oddly enough, they were not filmed in Sweden.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (mbhDw)

21 Nothing to report your daughter had her pussy grabbed by Muzzies? Or worse?

Glad my ancestors bailed out of that shithole of a country when they did (very early 1900s).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 17, 2016 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)

22 Just another tentacle of the commie destabilization "normalization" apparatus.

Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2016 02:53 PM (jkmtt)

23

"you never LISTEN to me"

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 02:53 PM (hyzsg)

24 All they are going to get on the hotline is more splaining.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 17, 2016 02:53 PM (xeeHA)

25 Nagging is still okay.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 17, 2016 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

26

Man Hating Issues

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 02:53 PM (HrsmB)

27 Completely unexpected results?

Men ignoring all women in the workplace.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 02:51 PM (Yg871)
And idiot women will start complaining that men don't pull their weight in the office anymore. "They don't volunteer for committees or speak up at staff meetings. Why just yesterday I was trying to unpack copy paper and Bjorn didn't even offer to help! He just walked away! They expect us to do EVERYTHING. Sexism!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 02:53 PM (4df7R)

28 "Running everyday from 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m."

Wow. That's dedication.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (OD2ni)

29 HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF SWEDEN.

OR THE UNITED STATES.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (xeeHA)

30
Press 1 for Lutefisk, 2 for Lingonberries, 3 for . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (mbhDw)

31 @11... "Please Hold, Sugartits" is the thread winner.

Posted by: IP at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (aPd7l)

32 Next up

"Swedes Outlaw Standing Urination"

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (hyzsg)

33 Wow. That's dedication.

Posted by: Benji Carver

Massive gainzzzz baby

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (8ikIW)

34 Swedish men should just shrug and say 'Lista ut det själv'.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (QQ+il)

35

Lets support this. Lets give them a rubber room to work it out

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (HrsmB)

36 Look up willfully obtuse and the dictionary uses this as an example.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (kTF2Z)

37 STIFLE, Edith!

Posted by: Archie Bunker at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (IqV8l)

38 Sounds like micromanagement is the crime. And if their workforce is mostly male, wouldn't thereb e more males guilty of micro managing?
Nah, there just tryin to set themselves up for some action.

Posted by: steve at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (/NSeN)

39 Yeah, I'm thinking Swedish women have more need for a hotline explaining how to use a gun to fight off Muslim rapists.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

40
Old and busted = Ikea
New hotness = I KEEL YOU!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (mbhDw)

41 I dare to you try to explain to any "Hillery deserved to be the first woman president" type female why you voted for Trump.
I guess that would be 'rape-splaining".

Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (2JQBv)

42 Really don't understand these women. If you ask for advice and get it, what is the problem? If you don't ask for advice and get it anyway, just tell him 'thank you but I don't recall asking you'. Why make such a huge production of it?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

Because women are strong, independent, free-thinkers who can do anything! Unless a man criticizes them, then they collapse like Superman exposed to kryptonite.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

43 workers are urged to call in cases of "mansplaining" in an effort to raise awareness around workplace sexism.

Is there a hotline for women to call who got raped by 30 year old Muslim "children?"

Just curious.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (Jcg9Q)

44 Who was that stupid bitch who asked an idiotic question, and then when some guy answered it, she dumped on him for "mansplaining?"

Wait ... it comes back to me now. Wasn't it about the KKKKK signs at MLB games?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (SRKgf)

45 I bet most calls are about men telling women how to assemble IKEA products.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (Vf2XA)

46 This reminds me of that Swedish city that implemented a 'feminist snow removal' system.

Because that is a thing. That is real.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (xeeHA)

47 Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der goo, orn desh dee born desh de orn bork bork bork!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (b788a)

48 Do they have a hotline to bitch about men not wanting to talk to them anymore? Because they've made that the only smart move.

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (pMGkg)

49 I really hope its a man answering the phone and then they get upset and need to call again how the guy on the mansplaining hotline mansplained to them.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (z/Ubi)

50 Ah Gode Gud.

Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (bzbPy)

51

Are they saying women are too sensitive to take direction

Unfit for the work place?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (HrsmB)

52 "32 Next up

"Swedes Outlaw Standing Urination"

I'm now an honorary Swede.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (OD2ni)

53 >>Women sick of receiving unsolicited advice

Back Into It.

Like that. Now, do it more like your sister.

Don't look at me!

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (UD0Gq)

54 I hope their Bikini Team doesn't call.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 02:57 PM (HgMAr)

55 "Running everyday from 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m."

Wow. That's dedication.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2016 02:54 PM (OD2ni)

It's run by a union, what did you expect?

One of those hours is probably a lunch break too.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 17, 2016 02:57 PM (Jcg9Q)

56 So let's say a womyn calls the hotline.
What happens? Do the PC polizei raid the guys hoem and send him to re-education camp?

Posted by: Deplorable Votermom @vm on Gab at November 17, 2016 02:57 PM (Om16U)

57 just reported on Fox, Labatt's beer has ended their policy of free beer for retirees for life. Cost cutting measure.

Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 17, 2016 02:57 PM (2JQBv)

58 "And then he said "This is how you gut and dress a reindeer Busty LaRoo", my name is Busty, but there's no way he could have known that"

Posted by: Flyguy at November 17, 2016 02:57 PM (3sOO0)

59 Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der goo, orn desh dee born desh de orn bork bork bork!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (b788a)

I just knew this was coming.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 17, 2016 02:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

60

Do they not see the logical extension of this thinking is "women cannot cope in the workplace"

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 02:58 PM (HrsmB)

61 Now, do it more like your sister.

The Cowboy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 02:58 PM (QQ+il)

62 Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2016 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

63 Where I work (law firm) the women (mostly secretaries) constantly bitch about the men not explaining things in enough detail, which is consistent with what we all know of the male personality. Where are these bitchy, talky men that upset the feminists to the point of creating a new communication genre?

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 17, 2016 02:58 PM (g9d8D)

64 Leave the chicks to do everything.

I previously related the tale of the liberal who wanted me to tackle a particularly nasty plumbing job for him in preparation for his daughter's wedding to her girlfriend. She's all about "smashing the patriarchy," but when it came to unclogging their plumbing, she was AWOL. That's man's work, apparently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 02:59 PM (SRKgf)

65 They need Robert Spencer to open up a hotline for some MuslimSplaining.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 02:59 PM (nI61m)

66 and why is Trump meeting with Kissinger? Is Trump planning on making some shitty deals with Russia?

Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 17, 2016 02:59 PM (2JQBv)

67 62 Hillary Clinton will never be president.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2016 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

But ... but ... she's +4!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 02:59 PM (SRKgf)

68 How about a momsplainibg hotline?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (IKy84)

69 And get ready for the related hotline for Swedish women to call in and report actual sexual assault by Muslim immigrants, which will be up and running on February 30 of never.

Posted by: T at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (IKdzI)

70 But ... but ... she's +4!

I don't understand why she's not up by 50.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (QQ+il)

71 50 Ah Gode Gud.
Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2016 02:56 PM (bzbPy)

No its Git Gud.

Posted by: Mainsplaining Darksouls Gamer at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (z/Ubi)

72 hi, Mitt, nice to meet you. Here's a "Make America Great Again" hat. Now get lost.

(wishful thinking.)

Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (2JQBv)

73 Actually, yup, that's how they get Trump.

http://bit.ly/2eKNNja

Note the lovely juxtaposition of far right group with actual Neo-Nazis there at the end.

I'm so sick of the mansplaining meme and, yes, I've had men 'splain things to me assuming that I did not know about whatever it was when, in fact, I knew more than they did. So what. That's not sexism, that's being an asshole and it's not like men have an iron grip on being the only ones who are assholes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

74 "He said there was a Gift under the pillow?"

...

"Well, in his defense, you girls always fall for that one."

Posted by: Swedish Hotline Operator at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (UD0Gq)

75 You have called the Mansplaining Hotline.

Press 1 if you shave.

Hang up and try again if you don't.

Stay on the line or press 0 if you need grooming instructions.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (HgMAr)

76 66 and why is Trump meeting with Kissinger? Is Trump planning on making some shitty deals with Russia?
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at November 17, 2016 02:59 PM (2JQBv)

Gathering advice about personnel? Tapping into Henry's experience with the Russians? Thinks the accent is hilarious?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 17, 2016 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

77 Orn desh bork bork bork dee born desh bork bork bork de orn bork bork bork Winona bork bork!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 17, 2016 03:01 PM (b788a)

78 "mansplaining" is such bullshit. I've worked IT and military and brain-dumping in response to a query is something everyone does, because you might not need it now, but you might need it later. It's not "oh, you're a woman, so you must be dumb, I must guide you through the most simple of tasks".

Besides, there is no such thing as gender, "men" and "women" are purely arbitrary social constructs, quod erat demonstrandum.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2016 03:01 PM (8nWyX)

79 10:00AM to 4:00PM. Not even a full 8 hour shift.

Nothing says Swedish Union like a six hour job fielding the Mansplaining hotline.

Posted by: Brisco_County at November 17, 2016 03:01 PM (TY5tw)

80 Let me put my spaining in you.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:01 PM (QQ+il)

81 This reminds me of that Swedish city that implemented a 'feminist snow removal' system.

Because that is a thing. That is real.

That was Stockholm, the capital. Most hilarious PC story I've heard this week.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2016 03:01 PM (3J/LN)

82 16

Instead of a Raped By Migrant Hotline?
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 02:52 PM (HrsmB)

It's not rape when committed by the minority culture.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:01 PM (nI61m)

83 44 Who was that stupid bitch who asked an idiotic question, and then when some guy answered it, she dumped on him for "mansplaining?"

Wait ... it comes back to me now. Wasn't it about the KKKKK signs at MLB games?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 02:55 PM (SRKgf)

Yes, I remember that. It was classic.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (zoehZ)

84 Related:

Former Swedish PM says "Trump is the end of the West as we know it"

http://tinyurl.com/z7vckdm

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)

85 "62 Hillary Clinton will never be president."

Are you sure? A friend from the Chamber of Commerce told me that polls show undecideds are breaking for Hillary. I'm a lifelong Republican, but think you will be disappointed on election night.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (OD2ni)

86 >>Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

Guy tried to explain the difference between AC and DC power to you?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (UD0Gq)

87 They need a hotline for their dietary habits!
Lutefisk? Meatballs in white gravy?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (rI15C)

88 Mansplaining is like sexual harassment. It's all relative.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (Vf2XA)

89 No more mansplaining boys,if you see a woman fucking something up,let her.

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (r/0kC)

90 Why would any men even talk to a female co-worker with this thing in place?
WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (NOIQH)

91 Do they have a hotline to call into when the local refugees get all rapey?

Posted by: Tradd at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (GSJcT)

92 > 1 I get more unsolicited advice from older women than I do from men. Where's my Grannysplaining hotline?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 02:49 PM (4df7R)

Grannysplaining!

Now I'm going to have to think about who actually gives the most unsolicited advice/explanations.

Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (lIU4e)

93 I've never had a heterosexual guy explain squat.

Closest I ever got was when I asked my son why, when I threw a football, it wobbled and why the 10 year old boy could throw it straight. Answer:

Because you're a girl.

Fine. I can deal with that. Watch me live longer, dick.

Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (yh1Qh)

94 Former Swedish PM says "Trump is the end of the West as we know it"
http://tinyurl.com/z7vckdm
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)

But a shitload of worthless crazed Muslim rapists and terrorists are no problem at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (SRKgf)

95 And now MSNBC is reporting that Romney is being considered for Secretary of State.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (/tuJf)

96 There are no genders, it is a social construct.

Now shut your male mouth and close your man legs, oppressor!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)

97 Don't Sweden's women have more Syrious problems?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (2z74n)

98 Does mansplaining include attacking women who are not sufficiently covered up? Malm�, I'm looking at you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (EZebt)

99 ---
and why is Trump meeting with Kissinger?
-------------

Same thing with Romney, de Bolshevikio, etc. People will be more supportive (or slightly less hostile) toward you if they think you are open to their ideas, even if you really aren't.

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2016 03:04 PM (pMGkg)

100 A hotline isn't needed here in the USA. Just toss a quarter to the woman and tell her to call someone who gives a crap.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 17, 2016 03:04 PM (jxbfJ)

101 Do the Swedes parallel park a lot?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:04 PM (hyzsg)

102 86 >>Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

Guy tried to explain the difference between AC and DC power to you?
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (UD0Gq)

Which websites have the better porn.

Posted by: Mainsplaining Darksouls Gamer at November 17, 2016 03:04 PM (z/Ubi)

103 But... but...we can give CA to Hillary, can't we John?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 17, 2016 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

104 Sweden has the 2nd most per capita rape in the world thanks to all the Muzzies, but obviously this is a much bigger problem. Words fail.

Posted by: SimonGruber at November 17, 2016 03:04 PM (rX06+)

105 "Former Swedish PM says "Trump is the end of the West as we know it"
http://tinyurl.com/z7vckdm
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)"

Sheesh. The Swedish PM is more of a drama queen than Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (OD2ni)

106 I saw Swedish Union open for ABBA in 1977 at the Copenhagen Coliseum. (Hey, they're allowed to tour other Nordic countries!)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (7cmcE)

107 102
86 >>Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

Guy tried to explain the difference between AC and DC power to you?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (UD0Gq)

Which websites have the better porn.

Posted by: Mainsplaining Darksouls Gamer at November 17, 2016 03:04 PM (z/Ubi)

Did he sing "You shook me all night long"??

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (jxbfJ)

108 I frequently need ITsplaining. And I appreciate it, when I get it, although I could do without the eye rolling.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (hJrjt)

109 @96 Nope, it's a linguistic category.

Posted by: Smart Ass are Us at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (uSkUN)

110 Former Swedish PM says "Trump is the end of the West as we know it"
http://tinyurl.com/z7vckdm
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)

Actually, now that I think about it, he's right. It IS the end of the West as he knows it. Thank God, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (SRKgf)

111

tweet from some dude

BREAKING: Source familiar w/ Trump's thinking confirms Sunday's meeting w/ Gov. Mitt Romney is to discuss position of Secretary of State.

oops never mind it's @PeterAlexander of NBC
probably false

Posted by: Deplorable Votermom @vm on Gab at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (Om16U)

112 Grannysplaining

There are entire ranges of topics I avoid because I know it will launch my mother into stories and explanations.

Yikes, don't say ladder! Yikes, don't say beefaroni! Yikes, don't say doormat!

Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (yh1Qh)

113 >>workers are urged to call in cases of "mansplaining" in an effort to raise awareness around workplace sexism.

Or, it's a program designed to make women obsessed with identifying and decrying "mansplaining" because feminism is at the point where it has few battles left to wage, and all of the battles they should be waging require a willingness to take on institutions like Islam and Hollywood.

If there's a phrase I would love to see banished from our language, it is: Raise Awareness.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

114 95 And now MSNBC is reporting that Romney is being considered for Secretary of State.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (/tuJf)

And that would also be fine. He's a competent guy and knows how to clean out dead wood. Give him a job and keep him close.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

115 I work in engineering and regularly ask men to explain stuff to me. Mostly along the lines of 'please explain to me why you did something this stupid'.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

116 /sock

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (z/Ubi)

117 Does this include Imamsplaining?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (7cmcE)

118 >>Nope, it's a linguistic category.

I think it's actually a tiny spaghetti.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (UD0Gq)

119 Eat a bag o dicks an make me a samitch. And anyway let me tell you how it's supposed to be done...

Posted by: USNtakim at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (hMqvx)

120 Scanning from the copying machine? You figure it out, toots.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (8ZskC)

121 "Do they have a hotline to call into when the local refugees get all "

--------

Then they would have to admit that Assange is being persecuted for nothing.

Posted by: Decaf at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (nogKi)

122 As a female of the feminine persuasion, I have to admit that I really enjoy the anatomical differences between the sexes.

I love being with Mr. H. It's more than the physical, you know.

These women who are complaining need to find a masculine male, and quit hanging out with pajama boy.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (uLuPn)

123 I don't mean to mansplain, but I do love that deer in the headlights look when I do.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:07 PM (8ikIW)

124 Not even a full 8 hour shift.

Nothing says Swedish Union like a six hour job fielding the Mansplaining hotline.

And, the callers will not be on break or at lunch, they will be at 0 productivity and getting paid.

Posted by: steve at November 17, 2016 03:07 PM (/NSeN)

125 Romney isnt Sec State. Hes coopting them. Good

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:07 PM (HrsmB)

126 and why is Trump meeting with Kissinger?

Maybe they're running buddies. Because at 93, he's fitter than Hillary.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 03:07 PM (2z74n)

127 BREAKING: Source familiar w/ Trump's thinking

===

Psychic reporters.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (hyzsg)

128 it's not like men have an iron grip on being the only ones who are assholes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

Preach it sister!

Posted by: Hope Solo at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (42Mgr)

129 Sweden

Where flying the Swedish flag is verboten but flying the ISIS flag is totse legal.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (/D5Lf)

130 It sure seems like everyone is being "considered for Secretary of State". I guess this is the cover so you can't figure out who is being offered what.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (QQ+il)

131 Chris Hayes is gonna be running up some outrageous long distance bills.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

132 Those chicken-fuckers should be coopted!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (7cmcE)

133 108
I frequently need ITsplaining. And I appreciate it, when I get it, although I could do without the eye rolling.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (hJrjt)

Careful. We know who you are, and what websites you go to. Sure would hate for something to happen to your payroll next week.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (jxbfJ)

134 Mansplaining hotline, how may I help you?

I have a problem with a male cowor

I AM RAGNAR LOTHBROOK. I HAVE NO TIME FOR SUCH SILLINESS. NOW BRING ME SOME ALE. AND A SAMMICH.

Um, is there another number I could call?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (kTF2Z)

135 Love how the media are having to watch the elevators at Trump towers, hoping for a scoop.

Go get 'em.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (uLuPn)

136 As we discussed before, R-Money would be great for running the VA. It's in bad need of a turnaround specialist, he can't inject squish policies into anything important from there, and it's not like he could make it worse.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (3J/LN)

137 The men tried to explain to me why "Posse whipped" was so hysterically funny last night, but I stopped them. I think it would have involved baseball or football players and something, blah, blah.

If you're a woman and don't want something explained, learn the dismissive hand gesture.

Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (yh1Qh)

138
The phone line is staffed by a "gender expert" and some "feminist politicians" and runs for just one week. It sure sounds like even the idiots running it don't take it seriously.

Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (bzbPy)

139 Kissinger is pretty good at real politik.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (HrsmB)

140 > I frequently need ITsplaining. And I appreciate it, when I get it, although I could do without the eye rolling.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (hJrjt)

When I call IT it is usually to get something done that they have purposefully made it impossible for me to fix myself. So I find explanations of basic stuff massively irritating, when I am basically saying 'use your magic admin password and fix this'.

Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (lIU4e)

141 What about muzzplaining?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (3myMJ)

142 95
And now MSNBC is reporting that Romney is being considered for Secretary of State.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2016 03:03 PM (/tuJf)

At this point I think everyone and their sister has been identified as "being considered for Secretary of State." Lemme ask.
*calls sister*
*chit chats*
*returns*

Yep, according to my sister she, too, has been informed she's being considered for Secretary of State.

*email dings*
*checks*
Whaddaya know, so am I!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (4df7R)

143 >>it's not like men have an iron grip on being the only ones who are assholes.

Careful.

One should not underestimate the Grip Power of the Horde.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (UD0Gq)

144 I imagine that the thermostat discussions are particularly noisy.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (hyzsg)

145 MSNBC is reporting...

I have my doubts.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (2z74n)

146 Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

A tip of the hat....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (42Mgr)

147 I'm still waiting for Donald to call and offer me a cabinet position.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2016 03:10 PM (uLuPn)

148 From last thread:

but any qualified veteran is eligible for it. If you were in the military 3 years, never saw combat and were never injured, you get subsidized health care for as long as you want it.

If you have too high an income or assets you don't get the benefits. I have a vet friend who was just turned down last year.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:10 PM (3myMJ)

149 Whaddaya know, so am I!

Posted by: MWR,

I was going to put my name in, but I don't know shorthand.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:10 PM (8ikIW)

150 --
And now MSNBC is reporting that Romney is being considered for Secretary of State.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2016
-------------------

Are they one of that bunch who told us Hillary would be president?

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2016 03:11 PM (pMGkg)

151 I'll tell the rocks to pray for you, H8ers.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 17, 2016 03:11 PM (FqgrG)

152 Something is seriously wrong with Sweden and those Scandi countries. Who in their right mind comes up with shit like this? A hotline for Mansplaining?

What a bunch of douchebags.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2016 03:11 PM (ej1L0)

153 and it's not like men have an iron grip on being the only ones who are assholes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

This got me thinking and I cannot recall ever hearing a woman being called an asshole by anybody. Movies and TV shows included.

I'm very interested in seeing and hearing this so if you have any references please share.

Why aren't women called assholes?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:11 PM (nI61m)

154 Rather than list people reportedly being under consideration for cabinet positions, it'd be easier to list the reverse.

People not currently in contention for cabinet positions:
Ben Carson

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2016 03:11 PM (KUaJL)

155 I've got one (1) friend from Sweden on FB. We worked together in a PBC factory there. She was 17 when I was hired, and I was 33. She's very intelligent, and through diligent hard work, is now a civil engineer.

She is completely and utterly in denial of the threat of Muslim immigration. And while I don't know for a fact that she supports the mansplainin' nonsense, her adherence to other leftwing fictions would imply it.

Makes me sad to think that I will probably never feel that Europe is safe enough to revisit. Sweden is a beautiful country, with many benefits. I don't mean monetary ones, but primarily what is known as 'Everyman's Right' - this allows "trespassing" on private property for up to 24 hours, as long as you leave it as you found it. Obviously, with consideration to people's privacy.

You can imagine the wonderful rambles through nature, and the camping experiences made possible through such a law.

Hunting is very strictly regulated, and is not a part of this access.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (tHwdc)

156 I imagine that the thermostat discussions are particularly noisy.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (hyzsg)

My wife's technique for changing the temperature (we have simple touch-screen or button thermostats) is to hit the screen or buttons randomly until something happens.

Then I come home and ask why it's 800 degrees in the house, and she smiles and says something about it being my job.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (42Mgr)

157 If there's a phrase I would love to see banished from our language, it is: Raise Awareness.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

For me it's "woke". As in "That man is woke as f*ck."
I. Hate. It.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (4df7R)

158 Skimmed the article - can anyone see that anything is done as a result of calling the hotline (i.e. does word ever get back to the icky mansplainer?), or is this really just a "calm a feminist down" hotline where you can complain to a sympathetic ear. Because *that* is funny! They may actually be doing men a favor here....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (NOIQH)

159 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (EZebt)

160 Why aren't women called assholes?

Posted by: Pepe

Usually that's what the "c" word is used for.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (8ikIW)

161 Why aren't women called assholes?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:11 PM (nI61m)

Because, BITCHEZ!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (tHwdc)

162 135 Love how the media are having to watch the elevators at Trump towers, hoping for a scoop.

Go get 'em.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (uLuPn)

Trump should pay a Hillary impersonator along with escort to walk through the lobby and get in the elevator.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 17, 2016 03:13 PM (/D5Lf)

163 My Congressman, Chris Collins (R-NY) was the first member of Congress to endorse Trump, and for a long time the only one. And he took a ton of shit for it, especially in this state.

Hoping his loyalty is rewarded in some way.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 17, 2016 03:13 PM (s/EUv)

164 Answer:

Because you're a girl.

Fine. I can deal with that. Watch me live longer, dick.

You know why men die first in a relationship?

We're ready.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2016 03:13 PM (8N2JI)

165 >>Are they one of that bunch who told us Hillary would be president?

True. But they are definitely meeting and I didn't buy Secretary of the Treasury. If he's actually being considered for a job, which I find a remote possibility, it would a bigger job like State.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2016 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

166 Why aren't women called assholes?Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:11 PM (nI61m)

Huh. I never noticed that, but you're right. I've been called everything, and never that.

Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2016 03:13 PM (yh1Qh)

167 These feminists are the worst. They already have half the men afraid to open doors for us.
Now they're spoiling the old "oh could you please show me how to [insert simple menial task you are too lazy to do] again?" while batting eyelasshes trick.

Posted by: Deplorable Votermom @vm on Gab at November 17, 2016 03:13 PM (Om16U)

168 >>You know why men die first in a relationship?

It's cheaper than divorce.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (UD0Gq)

169 We're ready.Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2016 03:13 PM (8N2JI)

That's the plan

Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (yh1Qh)

170 Best thing about Sweden has to be the Death Metal.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (s/EUv)

171 Trump should pay a Hillary impersonator along with escort to walk through the lobby and get in the elevator.

Where's granny's body double that she used?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (8N2JI)

172 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi
===

One hundred quatloos on the newcomer.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (hyzsg)

173 159 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (EZebt)

Yeah good luck with that. Botox Bitch seems to have a death grip on the house dems like Cankles did the whole party.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (z/Ubi)

174 The MSM and DNC (BIRM) is so embarrassed by being completely wrong on everything withTrump so far that they're embarrassing themselves trying to get something right, especially when it comes to his picks of staffers, etc. Recall that they never suspected Pence for VP.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (uiwCw)

175 >>For me it's "woke". As in "That man is woke as f*ck."
I. Hate. It.

Oh, I hate that word, too.

But think of all that has been done, all the money raised, in service of "raising awareness" about that which is already talked about freakin' everywhere.
Such as, raising awareness about climate change.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (NOIQH)

176
Du beh�ver till putten 3 lager av k�tt p� sm�rg�s.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2016 03:15 PM (ODxAs)

177 Now they're spoiling the old "oh could you please show me how to [insert simple menial task you are too lazy to do] again?" while batting eyelasshes trick.

We get you back with the "I guess I just don't know how to do laundry" trick having stained all the whites pink and shrunk your favorite sweater.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)

178 What this country has a real problem with is Lib-splaining

Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2016 03:15 PM (1BQGO)

179 166 Why aren't women called assholes?Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:11 PM (nI61m)

Huh. I never noticed that, but you're right. I've been called everything, and never that.
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2016 03:13 PM (yh1Qh)

You've been called a dick?

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 03:15 PM (z/Ubi)

180 >If you're a woman and don't want something explained, learn the dismissive hand gesture.
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2016 03:08 PM (yh1Qh)

It's pretty easy to shut people down when they start talking. Maybe this is all people who never figured out how to do that and they should just teach a class?

>can anyone see that anything is done as a result of calling the hotline

I doubt it. It would be funny to listen to though, maybe. And give bad advice.

Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:15 PM (lIU4e)

181 While we're banning words, "based" can go the way of "woke."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 17, 2016 03:15 PM (s/EUv)

182 crap. stupid minx. two

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (ODxAs)

183 Makes me sad to think that I will probably never feel that Europe is safe enough to revisit. Sweden is a beautiful country, with many benefits. I don't mean monetary ones, but primarily what is known as 'Everyman's Right' - this allows "trespassing" on private property for up to 24 hours, as long as you leave it as you found it. Obviously, with consideration to people's privacy.

You can imagine the wonderful rambles through nature, and the camping experiences made possible through such a law.

Hunting is very strictly regulated, and is not a part of this access.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (tHwdc)

So when you have your way with a woman, it's fine as long as she wasn't a virgin first, yes? I like this place. I'll tell my cousins to come over here too.

Posted by: Syrian Refugee at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

184 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.

I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer with the trident.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (QQ+il)

185 CNN/Don Lemon shows video of Reagan assassination and suggests Trump assasination

Assholes

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (/D5Lf)

186
Why aren't women called assholes?

And why aren't they protesting this blatant inequality?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (2z74n)

187 To put it another way, if Bob from Terminex comes through the door for the quarterly termite inspection, they'll be reporting that's he's being considered to head the EPA.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (uiwCw)

188 Oh, hell, I'm not doing anything at the moment. I'll be Secretary of State. My first address to the UN:

Ahem. I GOT ALOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (kTF2Z)

189 159 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (EZebt)

But what I really want to know, is Pelosi being considered for State?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (zoehZ)

190 For me it's "woke". As in "That man is woke as f*ck."
I. Hate. It.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (4df7R)

==============
Oh, I claimed and used "woke" for my own purposes. I was "enlightening" a reflexive lefty HS friend on FB as to Hillary's evil and corrupt nature after the election, and exhorted her "Get woke, girl!" Her SJW sister/relative, don't know which, said something like "Did you actually use the expression, "get woke"????!!!!111!!!" And I replied, "Yes, I actually did."
That thread was deleted and somehow my HS friend managed to isolate us from each other. Good on her.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (tHwdc)

191 You know why men die first in a relationship?
===

Implicit misogyny ?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (hyzsg)

192 But think of all that has been done, all the money
raised, in service of "raising awareness" about that which is already
talked about freakin' everywhere.
Such as, raising awareness about climate change.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:14 PM (NOIQH)

Truth.
It's such a cop out, too. "Raising awareness" is not actually about raising awareness. I'm aware of cancer. I'm aware of the dangers of texting and driving. I do not need my awareness raises. Whenever someone starts spouting off about how they want to "raise awareness" of something, I automatically translate that to, "I want to get a paycheck for sitting on panels and organizing the occasional 5K."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (4df7R)

193 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (EZebt)
.............

Miley Cyrus?

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:17 PM (HgMAr)

194 To Raise Awareness being woke as Fuck, I'm going to call women assholes when they act like an asshole.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:17 PM (nI61m)

195 Are they going to have a parallel parking hotline? /ducks

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:17 PM (SRKgf)

196 >>'Everyman's Right' - this allows "trespassing" on private property for up to 24 hours, as long as you leave it as you found it

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (UD0Gq)

197 Anyone wanna call them up and let them know Hillary will never be President?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (WuRdh)

198 184 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.
I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer with the trident.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (QQ+il)
======

Too rich for my blood.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (hyzsg)

199 This thread is on fleek bae

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (/D5Lf)

200 I don't know how i feel about Romney in Trump's cabinet, let alone Secretary of State. I mean anything's an improvement over horseface. I don't know. Maybe he's buying goodwill.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (roSe4)

201 194 To Raise Awareness being woke as Fuck, I'm going to call women assholes when they act like an asshole.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:17 PM (nI61m)

Same. We gucci, fam.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (KUaJL)

202 "Raising awareness" is not actually about raising awareness.

Raising awareness: Trying to talk others into doing something about something you are not going to do anything about.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (3myMJ)

203 It's such a cop out, too. "Raising awareness" is not actually about raising awareness. I'm aware of cancer. I'm aware of the dangers of texting and driving. I do not need my awareness raises. Whenever someone starts spouting off about how they want to "raise awareness" of something, I automatically translate that to, "I want to get a paycheck for sitting on panels and organizing the occasional 5K."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (4df7R)

Exactly my take. Cancer? Whazzat? Really? Ooh, that sounds bad. Thanks for educating me about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (SRKgf)

204 I'm woke,
Like to toke,
I'd even suck a ****a's dick
To prove that I ain't a racist trick
I talk to rocks with bended knee
Like Muslims in Mecca
I'm as high as the fuckin trees.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (FqgrG)

205 Miley Cyrus?

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:17 PM (HgMAr)

Probably...Che Guevara is dead.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (42Mgr)

206 CNN/Don Lemon shows video of Reagan assassination and suggests Trump assasination

That's the media's new excuse for needing to have eyes on Trump 24/7: they need to be there when he's assassinated. WTF, over?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (3J/LN)

207 When I call IT it is usually to get something done that they have purposefully made it impossible for me to fix myself. So I find explanations of basic stuff massively irritating, when I am basically saying 'use your magic admin password and fix this'.
Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:09 PM (lIU4e)

Heh. Yeah, at the Old Firm I had root rights on everything and there was a ton of stuff I could fix. But do you know the other reason I had root rights? Because I would call up our IT guys and go it's not this or that or this or that other thing and I don't know what to do so FIX IT.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (mf5HN)

208

There is a joke in there about pebbles in her little sisters mush and praying to red rocks somewhere

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (HrsmB)

209 >>If you're a woman and don't want something explained, learn the dismissive hand gesture.

Apparently I have an eye-roll that communicates that - just ask my husband

And he has his own facial expression that communicates 'way, way too much detail, get to the point!!'

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (NOIQH)

210 So when you have your way with a woman, it's fine as
long as she wasn't a virgin first, yes? I like this place. I'll tell my
cousins to come over here too.

Posted by: Syrian Refugee at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

I think you have to grab her by the pussy first, to check.
But I know you guys already do that, even though you aren't DJT. So okay then.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (tHwdc)

211 Raising awareness: Trying to talk others into doing something about something you are not going to do anything about.

Posted by: Meremortal

I'm wearing the ribbon, dammit!

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (8ikIW)

212
Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi

Alien vs Predator

Posted by: Archie Bunker at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (IqV8l)

213 You know why men die first in a relationship?

Because we want to.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (QQ+il)

214 Reagan assassination

Um, when was Reagan assassinated?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (s/EUv)

215 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.

A botox-resistant virus?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (2z74n)

216 Romney as SOS?!?!

Wasn't he involved in some Winter Olympics gritty and graft?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (nI61m)

217 159 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 03:12 PM (EZebt)

FINISH HER!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

218 Completely unexpected results? Men ignoring all women in the workplace.

This is the way the fugly feminists get men to ignore ALL the women, not just them.

Helga: "Bjorn, I can't seem to understand how this Excel function works!"

Bjorn: "How interesting. Please, when you are sufficiently empowered to know how to use that function, I would love to hear about your journey."

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (JNKLN)

219 Yet another country desperately in need of a hefty defense budget. Idle hands and all that.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (zke7T)

220 Fuck that shit.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (UD0Gq)

Yup.

I like America, where we call "trespassing," "trespassing," and I get to meet it with an ax handle or my HandK.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (42Mgr)

221 186

Why aren't women called assholes?

And why aren't they protesting this blatant inequality?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (2z74n)

I'm way ahead of the curve on gender equality in derogatory names. See my favored use of the term "sugar tits" to refer to people such as Chris Hayes, Matt "Bouncing Turnip" Yglesias, and Ezra Klein.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (4df7R)

222 Trump should pay someone to impersonate him and lead the press pool on a merry chase all over Manhattan.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

223 Isn't "raising awareness" just mansplaining from the right people?

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (pMGkg)

224 Probably...Che Guevara is dead.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (42Mgr)

Like that's ever stopped a Democrat.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (4df7R)

225 "Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi."

Initials: B. W.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (3myMJ)

226 And he has his own facial expression that communicates 'way, way too much detail, get to the point!!'

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:19 PM (NOIQH)

The smoked herring expression?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (SRKgf)

227 Huh. Just got a text I'm up for Secretary of State.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (oO3kw)

228 Given that it is Sweden, I'm betting an overwhelming number of complaints are going to be about a guy named Mohammed

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (7ZVPa)

229 I'm up for the Department of Transportation.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (uLuPn)

230 Huh. Just got a text I'm up for Secretary of State.

Posted by: Brother Cavil

Which one?

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (8ikIW)

231 You know who is Europe right now Mansplaining his 8 years of Abject Failure?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:22 PM (hyzsg)

232 Throw off the chains of the Pantsuit Oligarchy

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:22 PM (HrsmB)

233 Helga: "Bjorn, I can't seem to understand how this Excel function works!"

Bjorn: "Uh huh."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:22 PM (SRKgf)

234 216 Romney as SOS?!?!

Wasn't he involved in some Winter Olympics gritty and graft?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (nI61m)

Yes, he got rid of all of it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 03:22 PM (Vf2XA)

235 I'm up for libslaughter.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:22 PM (3myMJ)

236 204 I'm woke,
Like to toke,
I'd even suck a ****a's dick
To prove that I ain't a racist trick
I talk to rocks with bended knee
Like Muslims in Mecca
I'm as high as the fuckin trees.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 17, 2016 03:18 PM (FqgrG)

Amy Schumer will steal and ruin this comedy gold.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:22 PM (nI61m)

237 MWR, the hell did turnips ever do to deserve that comparison?

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:23 PM (mf5HN)

238 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi.

The Cryptkeeper?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:23 PM (SRKgf)

239 >>The smoked herring expression?

If you are referring to eyes glazed over combined with annoyance, then yes.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:23 PM (NOIQH)

240 I love Donald. I don't care who he picks for what. I am just so glad it's him doing the choosing and not that Hillary person.

Happy Happy Happy.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2016 03:23 PM (uLuPn)

241 228 Given that it is Sweden, I'm betting an overwhelming number of complaints are going to be about a guy named Mohammed
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (7ZVPa)

And then its the women that complain that will get in trouble for their islamaphobia.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 03:24 PM (z/Ubi)

242 228 Given that it is Sweden, I'm betting an overwhelming number of complaints are going to be about a guy named Mohammed
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (7ZVPa)

As if the guys named Mohammed would be working.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:24 PM (SRKgf)

243 235
I'm up for libslaughter.
---------

That needs a hyphen.

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2016 03:24 PM (pMGkg)

244 "184 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi. "

Never mind.

It's just a squirrel turd.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 03:24 PM (J+eG2)

245 234 216 Romney as SOS?!?!

Wasn't he involved in some Winter Olympics gritty and graft?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (nI61m)

Yes, he got rid of all of it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 03:22 PM (Vf2XA)

Oh he got rid of all of it.

So he is Mirror Universe Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:24 PM (nI61m)

246 >>Bjorn: "How interesting. Please, when you are sufficiently empowered to
know how to use that function, I would love to hear about your journey."

That is perfect!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2016 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

247 And now MSNBC is reporting that Romney is being considered for Secretary of State.
............

Might as well keep John Kerry.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:25 PM (HgMAr)

248
Speaking of mansplaining, at the newsbreak on the radio some chick just ask Obamafailure if he had talked to Trump about his dangerous divisive rhetoric.

Heh. None so blind and all that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2016 03:25 PM (ODxAs)

249 How do you know it wasn't Mitt Romney's double?

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2016 03:25 PM (uLuPn)

250 --
244
"184 Fox just announced there is a challenger to Pelosi. "

Never mind.

It's just a squirrel turd.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 03:24 PM

-------------

And it decided to be SoS instead.

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2016 03:25 PM (pMGkg)

251 I'm up for libslaughter.
---------

That needs a hyphen.

Posted by: irright

Lost that at 14 years old.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:25 PM (8ikIW)

252 222 Trump should pay someone to impersonate him and lead the press pool on a merry chase all over Manhattan.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

Yes please.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 17, 2016 03:26 PM (WuRdh)

253 "CNN/Don Lemon shows video of Reagan assassination and suggests Trump assassination."

If true, it sounds like someone is going to be spending more time with his family real soon.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 17, 2016 03:26 PM (hLRSq)

254 237
MWR, the hell did turnips ever do to deserve that comparison?

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 17, 2016 03:23 PM (mf5HN)

Nothing! I have just long held to the belief that Matty Yglesias is not, in fact, a human being, but rather a quasi-sentient turnip who spends his days bouncing on a computer keyboard. That is the only way I can explain to myself how anyone could write so much erroneous, nonsensical crap every damn day.

A fellow commenter here at the HQ - I can't remember who, since it was a while ago - helpfully supplied the name "Turnipthulu" to describe him.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:26 PM (4df7R)

255 Romney as SOS?!?!

Wasn't he involved in some Winter Olympics gritty and graft?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (nI61m)
-----------------------------------
I thought he actually cleaned up the mess someone else created before he was involved.

I know what Romney could do: Amtrak

Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2016 03:27 PM (NUqwG)

256 247 And now MSNBC is reporting that Romney is being considered for Secretary of State.
............

Might as well keep John Kerry.
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:25 PM (HgMAr)

MSNBC = Lies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:27 PM (mbhDw)

257 219 Yet another country desperately in need of a hefty defense budget. Idle hands and all that.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (zke7T)

Given the fact that their General Staff has freely admitted that they could hold the Russians off for 5 days at best before going over to guerrilla warfare, that might be wise.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 17, 2016 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

258 252 222 Trump should pay someone to impersonate him and lead the press pool on a merry chase all over Manhattan.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (a0IVu)
Yes please.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 17, 2016 03:26 PM (WuRdh)

Ending up in Harlem at night fall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:27 PM (SRKgf)

259
Initials: B. W.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (3myMJ)

======

Barry White!

Making Congress Groovy Again

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:27 PM (hyzsg)

260 All right ladies I'm going to go through this once. To utilize the mansplaining complaint service or "mansplainting" Step 1: and this is the first step, pick up the phone. YOU may use either a landline--these are the table-top or wall-mounted versions, or for the more advanced among you, there is such a thing as a "wireless" phone which have no wires. These are also sometimes called "mobile" phones owing to their not being tied to a wall and your ability to call a male friend or relative for advice or instructions while on the move, running errands or shopping.......

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (iWW0H)

261 Hey, Sweden, wanna see a fight between me and Finland? (Winking at Finland)

Posted by: Norway at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (zke7T)

262 Mansplaining hotline, Bjorn speaking.

Listens

I'm sorry, but I can't come to your office to kill that spider.

Listens

No, I can't open that jar for you either.

Listens

Are you sure it's plugged in?

Listens

You're welcome. Have a nice day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (kTF2Z)

263 Trump should pay someone to impersonate him and lead the press pool on a merry chase all over Manhattan.

Sneak out the back of Trump Tower and take the family to Aspen for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (8N2JI)

264 I thought he actually cleaned up the mess someone else created before he was involved.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2016 03:27 PM (NUqwG)

He did. And ended up turning a profit, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (SRKgf)

265 259
Initials: B. W.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:21 PM (3myMJ)

======

Barry White!

Making Congress Groovy Again
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:27 PM (hyzsg)

"I'm never, never gonna quit cause,
quittin' just ain't my schtick. . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (mbhDw)

266 Heh, 10 to 4 Union hours

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (8O30r)

267 This explains the international powerhouse that is Sweden.

Posted by: mc at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (TWinl)

268 I'm woke
Like to toke
So I put pebbles in my sisters pussy
It ain't weird, we just real close family
Kissed and tickled and touched vag
It ain't my fault she grew up to be a fag

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 17, 2016 03:29 PM (FqgrG)

269 Trump should pay a Hillary impersonator along with escort to walk through the lobby and get in the elevator.
Posted by: RWC
-----------------

And then hold a press conference announcing that he has appointed her Ambassador to Libya.
The sound of exploding heads would be heard from coast to coast for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 17, 2016 03:29 PM (rI15C)

270 --
Nothing! I have just long held to the belief that Matty Yglesias is not,
in fact, a human being, but rather a quasi-sentient turnip
--------------------------

So a turnip that's suffered brain damage? OK. I guess that's alright.

Posted by: Turnip ADL at November 17, 2016 03:29 PM (pMGkg)

271 222 Trump should pay someone to impersonate him and lead the press pool on a merry chase all over Manhattan.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

And hire a surreptitious camera crew to follow them around all over the city, then set the video footage to "Yakety Sax" and play it for the Press Pool at his first press conference after the inauguration.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:29 PM (4df7R)

272 >>He did. And ended up turning a profit, IIRC.

You remember correctly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2016 03:29 PM (/tuJf)

273 This just in: Van Jones is being considered for Secretary of State.

Posted by: MSNBC at November 17, 2016 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

274 261 Hey, Sweden, wanna see a fight between me and Finland? (Winking at Finland)
Posted by: Norway at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (zke7T)

I don't get it. How did Victor Borge become an arch-enemy on "Star Trek?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:29 PM (mbhDw)

275 Romney and Trump to discuss secretary of state position, NBC source says

https://tinyurl.com/j3utunl

From last thread

Posted by: Evilpens at November 17, 2016 03:29 PM (y3aQB)

276 "Why aren't women called assholes?

Posted by: t-bird"

There is:

"bitch" is feminine form of this noun, "asshole" the masculine form.

Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2016 03:30 PM (1BQGO)

277
Hillary now up by +5 CC's!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:30 PM (mbhDw)

278 These women are so ridiculous and it's a ridiculous word. "mansplaining". if you didn't need the advice just say politely, "Yes; I knew that" or say nothing and laugh to yourself. They should be more worried about Muslims raping and harassing them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2016 03:30 PM (tOcW/)

279 My Sources Tell me Freddie Mercury met with Trump & Jon Bonham scheduled to meet with Trump tomorrow

Posted by: Evilpens at November 17, 2016 03:31 PM (y3aQB)

280 I did not realize people were using 'woke' in such a manner, btw. I suppose if I heard them say it like that, I just thought they were not well educated and using the word incorrectly.

Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:31 PM (lIU4e)

281 This whole thread is problematic.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 17, 2016 03:32 PM (xeeHA)

282 And now MSNBC is reporting that Romney is being considered for Secretary of State.

PREDICTION: The next big red button handed to a Russian foreign minister by an American SoS will say EASY on it.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 17, 2016 03:32 PM (8ZskC)

283 99 ---
and why is Trump meeting with Kissinger?
-------------

Same thing with Romney, de Bolshevikio, etc. People will be more supportive (or slightly less hostile) toward you if they think you are open to their ideas, even if you really aren't.

There was a Richard Dreyfus movie where he went to the race track and bet on a horse where the race was fixed. After he won that race, he let it ride and kept winning. On one of the races, he asked other people at the track who they were going to bet on then crossed those horses off. When he was down to one horse, he bet that and it won.

Maybe Trump is asking these guys who to hire and...assuming they will get it wrong, crosses their recommendations off his list.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 17, 2016 03:32 PM (16OL0)

284 261
Hey, Sweden, wanna see a fight between me and Finland? (Winking at Finland)

Posted by: Norway at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (zke7T)

Norway, too, is under consideration for Secretary of State.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:32 PM (4df7R)

285 So shoes.com and some other asshole retailers are reportedly dumping Ivanka Trump's line out of spite against her father.

Ivanka is a big-government lib, but trying to destroy her business just because these whiny losers don't like something about her father is pretty damn low, even for her fellow leftists.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 17, 2016 03:32 PM (rgZEV)

286 280
I did not realize people were using 'woke' in such a manner, btw. I
suppose if I heard them say it like that, I just thought they were not
well educated and using the word incorrectly.

Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:31 PM
------------------------------

And you would be right.

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2016 03:33 PM (pMGkg)

287 Trump's kids should fake a 50 floor suicide jump from the tower with a sack of potatoes dressed like hILLRY.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:33 PM (HgMAr)

288 Listen Toots, I wouldn't have to explain this to you twice if your tits weren't in the way.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2016 03:33 PM (2Mnv1)

289 CNN clip

http://tinyurl.com/zz3su2o

That's not what it was about, Lemon countered.

'What if Ronald Reagan, when there was the assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan's life, part of the thing that helped was to have footage from the press there. You saw what happened to the president.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 17, 2016 03:33 PM (/D5Lf)

290 So shoes.com and some other asshole retailers are reportedly dumping Ivanka Trump's line out of spite against her father.

--

It's been a week, and they still have no idea why he won.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 17, 2016 03:33 PM (7ZVPa)

291 If my phone had international service, I'd just have to get this phone number and make some impassioned and tearful calls using a womany voice.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:33 PM (3myMJ)

292 Trump's kids should fake a 50 floor suicide jump from the tower with a sack of potatoes dressed like hILLRY.

The joke's on you. Hillary IS a sack of potatoes dressed like Hillary.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 17, 2016 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

293 As long as the Union doesn't latter demand tax money to top off the short fall in their pension fund I say "Go for it."

Swedish men shouldn't explain anything.
They should simply respond, "Stop nagging me."

Posted by: Speller at November 17, 2016 03:34 PM (pSotA)

294 I would love to see an Obama impersonator show up at Trump tower and take a ride up the elevator.

Dude won't be collecting unemployment, you know.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2016 03:34 PM (uLuPn)

295 According to Insty, Foxconn talking about making iPhones in the US.

I can see how all the winning will be tiring.

Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2016 03:35 PM (lZ0Jc)

296 "You saw what happened to the president.'"

Neither the press nor Reagan knew he was wounded until the limo had pulled away.

Lemon is a dolt.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:35 PM (3myMJ)

297 It's fun watching the msm pretend that they have any sources whatsoever in Trump's organization.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2016 03:36 PM (6Ll1u)

298 PREDICTION: The next big red button handed to a Russian foreign minister by an American SoS will say EASY on it.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable
________

* golf clap *

Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2016 03:36 PM (77i7V)

299 Mansplaining Hotline, may I help you?
...........
Yes, first mustard, then the ham and cheese.
........................
No, but a pickle and chips on the side would be better.

Have a nice day.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 17, 2016 03:36 PM (QM5S2)

300 I really think feminists will regret making "mansplaining" a neologism for "diagnosing a problem and proposing a solution"

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at November 17, 2016 03:36 PM (uMK6R)

301 Could we please stop saying Reagan was assassinated?

He died of natural causes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 17, 2016 03:36 PM (s/EUv)

302
...and then then he takes pictures of his dick with his phone. HIS DICK!!

Posted by: Hillary - hour 3 curled up on the sofa on the Mansplain Hotline at November 17, 2016 03:36 PM (hyzsg)

303 https://twitter.com/ClimateDepot/status/799306458949152768/photo/1

Posted by: Evilpens at November 17, 2016 03:36 PM (y3aQB)

304 261 Hey, Sweden, wanna see a fight between me and Finland? (Winking at Finland)
Posted by: Norway at November 17, 2016 03:28 PM (zke7T)

Never ask or compliment a Norwegian girl that she looks Swedish. Holy Fuck they hate the Swedes.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:37 PM (nI61m)

305 Fuck I'd be on report all day every day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2016 03:37 PM (EbeEQ)

306 Trump's kids should fake a 50 floor suicide jump from the tower with a sack of potatoes dressed like hILLRY.

Use a sack of shit so when it hits.......

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2016 03:38 PM (8N2JI)

307 "Could we please stop saying Reagan was assassinated?"

He was assassinated. It just couldn't take, like trying to punch out Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:38 PM (3myMJ)

308 Swedes occupied them. Starved them

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:38 PM (HrsmB)

309 https://twitter.com/ClimateDepot/status/799306458949152768/photo/1

Posted by: Evilpens

The Climate Depot went out of business in our town.
Had a hell of a sale right before that though

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:38 PM (8ikIW)

310 That's the media's new excuse for needing to have eyes on Trump 24/7: they need to be there when he's assassinated.

Yeah I had a lefty buddy say that exact thing: they started doing it after JFK was killed. I was so stunned I had no response.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)

311 Mansplaing hotline, Bjorn speaking.

You're at the mechanic's. yes muffler bearing are very important as are the transmission belts. Make sure they check and calibrate the kanooter valve. Yes, it's pricey, but critical. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2016 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)

312 https://tinyurl.com/z3wasjd

How the Clinton Foundation brought down Hillarys campaign

Posted by: Evilpens at November 17, 2016 03:39 PM (y3aQB)

313 Could we please stop saying Reagan was assassinated?

He got better.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 17, 2016 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

314 Assholes
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 17, 2016 03:16 PM (/D5Lf)

They're doing this on purpose, with the intent of some disturbed individual doing their dirty work for them.

Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2016 03:39 PM (jkmtt)

315 Pepe is now under consideration for Secretary of State

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:39 PM (4df7R)

316 You're at the mechanic's. yes muffler bearing are very important as are the transmission belts. Make sure they check and calibrate the kanooter valve. Yes, it's pricey, but critical. You're welcome.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2016 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)

-----

.... and they oughtta top off the blinker fluid for free.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2016 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

317 First the Danes, then the Swedes

A thousand Swedes ran through the weeds

Chased by one Norwegian

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:40 PM (HrsmB)

318 Don Lemon is up for Secretary at Joe's Garage.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:40 PM (3myMJ)

319 SHillary is home now 24/7. Pretends to be asleep when Bill walks in with that look in his eye.
Says the man is insatiable

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:40 PM (8ikIW)

320 Who gives two shiites about Sweden? They've been voluntarily muslimfied to death.

On a lighter note: Did you see Hillary's stunt double on TV last night. Man, she looks like she's taken some shots.

Posted by: Wellsprung at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM (0dmP2)

321 It's fun watching the msm pretend that they have any sources whatsoever in Trump's organization.

Yeah I think for a while they're going to be flailing and stupid looking because they have nobody on the inside and are just guessing. My expectation is that most if not all of the people Trump surrounds himself with are not fond of the media.

Oh: another dumbass thing lefty friends are saying. Trump will have to obey the Secret Service and not just go do whatever he wants, they'll force him to obey!

Like the man hasn't had security around him for decades and is unfamiliar with the concept.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM (39g3+)

322 Are women out to PROVE they cannot be taught anything? I'm starting to think feminism is a plot of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM (S2VsH)

323 318 Don Lemon is up for Secretary at Joe's Garage.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:40 PM (3myMJ)

Catholic Grrrrrllllsss

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

324 Swedish women will just be calling the mansplaining hotline to spend 3 hours bitching about their boyfriends.

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM (VndSC)

325 I'm late on this, I'm sure, but you gotta love that 6 hour work day in Sweden.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM (jjaLl)

326 Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:40 PM (HrsmB)

Watch it, Muldoon might sue you for inching in on his territory.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM (3myMJ)

327
Did Hillary fire her hair washer

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM (HrsmB)

328 This just in: Ted Nugent just seen entering Trump Tower elevators!

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

329 279
My Sources Tell me Freddie Mercury met with Trump Jon Bonham scheduled to meet with Trump tomorrow

Posted by: Evilpens at November 17, 2016 03:31 PM (y3aQB)

I understand that Lemmy Kilmeister is being considered for the empty War Department position.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 17, 2016 03:42 PM (uWAzI)

330 325 I'm late on this, I'm sure, but you gotta love that 6 hour work day in Sweden.....

They only work during daylight.

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2016 03:42 PM (VndSC)

331 My mother taught me that ditty as a wee child, like her father taught her

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:42 PM (HrsmB)

332 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:41 PM

Also, the notion that trump takes orders from the Secret Service most of the time, not vice-versa.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 17, 2016 03:43 PM (S2VsH)

333 This just in: Ted Nugent just seen entering Trump Tower elevators!

Posted by: wth

He walked into the elevators backwards and the MSM thought he was leaving

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:43 PM (8ikIW)

334 Breaking:
Jim Gilmore visiting Trump Towers.
Possible Cabinet position.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 17, 2016 03:43 PM (QM5S2)

335 Reagan removed the bullet and stitched the wound himself in the limo. He only went to the hospital to get the pudding.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 03:43 PM (Vf2XA)

336 328 This just in: Ted Nugent just seen entering Trump Tower elevators!
Posted by: wth

He was personally delivering a sack of SJW pelts to The Donald as tribute.

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2016 03:43 PM (VndSC)

337 Makense mee a sandyborky.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 02:51 PM

I'd love to see them set up a hotline to report annoying foreigners who address them with Swedish Chef "bork bork bork" talk. Because that would be hilarious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2016 03:43 PM (kDUMP)

338 "Did Hillary fire her hair washer"

She's in mourning. They barely talked her out of the sackcloth and ashes.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:43 PM (3myMJ)

339 First the Danes, then the Swedes

A thousand Swedes ran through the weeds

Chased by one Norwegian
Posted by: ThunderB

Who was just trying to warn them about the Finn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (Yg871)

340 335 Reagan removed the bullet and stitched the wound himself in the limo. He only went to the hospital to get the pudding.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 03:43 PM (Vf2XA)

For his balls?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (mbhDw)

341 Swedish guys, the next time a woman asks you for the time of day, to change the oil, to carry her crate of lingonberries, say no. Don't do anything for them ever again.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (0mRoj)

342 If PE Trump named Romney, that dog, as Sec of State I would be disappointed unless he is planning to ignore State and run all Diplomacy from the White House

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (EbeEQ)

343 Oh: another dumbass thing lefty friends are saying. Trump will have to obey the Secret Service and not just go do whatever he wants, they'll force him to obey!

Um, the SS works for the President. Not the other way around.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (8N2JI)

344 308 Swedes occupied them. Starved them
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:38 PM (HrsmB)

That would explain why my collge girlfriend who was a first generation Norwegian in America took such offence, daily at her job being a waitress from drunkin assholes feeling her up to the dinner crowd filled with asshole older couples all complimenting her on her stunning Swedish looks.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (nI61m)

345 What do you manslpain to a Swedish woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You told her twice already.

Posted by: Wellsprung at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (0dmP2)

346 You're at the mechanic's. yes muffler bearing are very important as are the transmission belts. Make sure they check and calibrate the kanooter valve. Yes, it's pricey, but critical. You're welcome.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2016 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)

-----

.... and they oughtta top off the blinker fluid for free.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2016 03:40 PM (8XRCm)
............

You must have them check your tire temperature, too.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

347 I am absolutely certain they are getting this festival of retardation from guys like Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Gary Trudeau and so on. They've built up this straw man of Trump they can attack for every possible thing.

I said it last night on the ONT but the dumbest thing to come out of the left recently: The GOP is going to impeach Trump so they can get Pence in office, because he's easier to control and their preferred choice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (39g3+)

348 Fins were busy with the Russians

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:45 PM (HrsmB)

349 Sweden is just plain bork bork borked.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:45 PM (0mRoj)

350 What I find most insulting is that this has actually made the news. Not just that it exists, but that it seems newsworthy. Yes a lot of that coverage is mocking, but that's not how it's going to be viewed in some circles (and by some circles I mean Tumblr). I don't want to give these little tw-

*phone beeps*

Hang on.

*checks*

Okay, I'm no longer in the running for SecState but for some reason my right shoe IS.

This is fine.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:45 PM (4df7R)

351 If PE Trump named Romney, that dog, as Sec of State I
would be disappointed unless he is planning to ignore State and run all
Diplomacy from the White House

Posted by: Nevergiveup

It would be great if he named some schnook off the street as SOS. Then say, Hell, can't be any worse then the last 2

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (8ikIW)

352 How many people in Sweden, like 4 or 5 hundred?

There's way more Swedish Americans than Swedish Swedes, right?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (3myMJ)

353 Norway never had enough population to fight the Swedes off

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (HrsmB)

354 #6

G�r mig en sm�rg�s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (tOcW/)

355 342 If PE Trump named Romney, that dog, as Sec of State I would be disappointed unless he is planning to ignore State and run all Diplomacy from the White House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (EbeEQ)

Considering he is being advised by the likes of Bannon, Sessions and Pence, I'd be dumbfounded - and incandescent with rage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

356 "This just in: Josef Goebbels is being considered for Justice Department head!"
-MSNBC

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)

357 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

Because you don't think he could do the job or because he doesn't deserve the job?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (Vf2XA)

358
This Just In:

Jeb was seen entering the elevator at Trump Towers.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

359 356 "This just in: Josef Goebbels is being considered for Justice Department head!"
-MSNBC
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)

"Ich habe die term limits, mein alte junge."

- -J. Goebbels

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (mbhDw)

360 Without the punctuation marks/.accent marks changed to question marks:

Gor mig en smorgas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (tOcW/)

361 David Duke seen entering Trump Tower.

-Daily B-Kos

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (3myMJ)

362 I spoke to my friend whose husband broke her neck. She cant feel her legs or use her hands

Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (HrsmB)

363 357 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

Because you don't think he could do the job or because he doesn't deserve the job?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (Vf2XA)

Mostly the latter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

364 incandescent with rage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

I'd be worse than that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (EbeEQ)

365 This just in: Ted Williams being considered for head of Interior.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (0mRoj)

366 Is there a hotline for victims of nagging by wimmin.

Posted by: Hank at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (ODWLo)

367 356
"This just in: Josef Goebbels is being considered for Justice Department head!"

-MSNBC

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)

He's just been sitting there, if there is anybody to convince us that Hillary did nothing wrong. Goebbels is your man.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (uWAzI)

368 I read the Swedish "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" series because they were a quick page turner. I was surprised at all the Man Hate I found, not just against the Really Bad Guys but men in general, especially for books written by a man.

Ironically, the story was inspired by the author's real life experience with doing nothing as a teenager while his 15-year female friend got gang-raped.

Bring back Chivalry!

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (SIY7D)

369 Well if Kellyanne Conway and Jeff Sessions are considered good sources, Romney is definitely coming in for a meeting this weekend.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (/tuJf)

370 I can give you links to Dagens Nyheter and SVT - this story is real I swear.

http://tinyurl.com/Swedish-feminist-snowplowing

They had "gendered" revision of the snow removal policy and I know you'll be shocked to find out it went very badly.

In fact, women were hardest hit as it stopped all the buses and women are more likely to ride the buses.

Posted by: SarahW at November 17, 2016 03:49 PM (Sp1NT)

371 366 Is there a hotline for victims of nagging by wimmin.
Posted by: Hank at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (ODWLo)

Ever see the movie "Scarlet Street?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:49 PM (mbhDw)

372 This just in: Ted Williams being considered for head of Interior.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (0mRoj)

LOL...That's just plain wrong. You should freeze in hell for that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2016 03:49 PM (EbeEQ)

373 Is there a hotline for victims of nagging by wimmin.

Posted by: Hank

No, but they do have meetings at your local tavern

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:49 PM (8ikIW)

374
incandescent

iridescent

tomatoe tomahto

Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2016 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

375 Posted by: Wellsprung at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (0dmP2)

O.K I think this mansplaining stuff is ludicrous but I don't think jokes about beating up women are funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2016 03:49 PM (tOcW/)

376
Shell Station

Free Sec State Interview with Every Fillup to Our Valued Customers.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:49 PM (hyzsg)

377 365
This just in: Ted Williams being considered for head of Interior.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (0mRoj)

ISWYDT

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:49 PM (4df7R)

378 Obigatory Ulla for a Scandi post...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEXW4sjcPMc

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2016 03:50 PM (hvf9s)

379 This just in: Ted Williams being considered for head of Interior.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (0mRoj)

ISWYDT

Cold, man.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:50 PM (QQ+il)

380 368 I read the Swedish "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" series because they were a quick page turner. I was surprised at all the Man Hate I found, not just against the Really Bad Guys but men in general, especially for books written by a man.

Ironically, the story was inspired by the author's real life experience with doing nothing as a teenager while his 15-year female friend got gang-raped.

Bring back Chivalry!
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (SIY7D)

Ironically, the series illustrates (unintentionally, since Stig Larson was a big lefty) the abject failure of the Swedish social welfare model.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (mbhDw)

381 Swedes occupied them. Starved them
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:38 PM (HrsmB)

That would explain why my collge girlfriend who was a first generation Norwegian in America took such offence, daily at her job being a waitress from drunkin assholes feeling her up to the dinner crowd filled with asshole older couples all complimenting her on her stunning Swedish looks.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:44 PM (nI61m)
--------------------------------------
Sweden --- Norway
England --- Ireland

Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (NUqwG)

382 Ted Williams could take it to the press.

Posted by: SH at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (gmeXX)

383 "Ilsa, you really shouldn't go walking through the Muslim ghetto by yourself at night. It's not safe."

"How DARE you! I'm calling the hotline!"

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (0mRoj)

384 So, we've gone from "he'll never win a single primary" to "he'll never get a transition done"?

OK.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (3myMJ)

385 Really. The Green party decided that men driving cars on roads were given priority over ladies riding bicycles and walking to daycare.

Except it turned out everybody needed the roads after all.

Yes, that's how you get Trump in Sweden - or the Sweden Democrats anyway.

Posted by: SarahW at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (Sp1NT)

386 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

I can understand that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (Vf2XA)

387 379 This just in: Ted Williams being considered for head of Interior.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (0mRoj)

ISWYDT

Cold, man.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:50 PM (QQ+il)

The lack of decorum here is jaw dropping

Posted by: Roger Ebert at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (z/Ubi)

388 Romney

Olbermann

Moar please

Posted by: ed gibbon at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (RG0qn)

389 353 Norway never had enough population to fight the Swedes off
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:46 PM (HrsmB)

Where have you been when I needed this info back in 2001-2003? She was a keeper. Psychological motivations were foreign.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (nI61m)

390 This just in: Ted Williams being considered for head of Interior.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM

*golf clap*

Well played, Insomniac. Well played.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (kDUMP)

391 This just in:

Joe Biden stuck in the revolving door of Trump Tower.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (RwwCT)

392 Jeb was seen ~~entering~~ working in the elevator at Trump Towers.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (jjaLl)

393
PREDICTION: The next big red button handed to a Russian foreign minister by an American SoS will say EASY on it.

Red Buttons for SOS?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2016 03:53 PM (IqV8l)

394 "Trump doesn't need this job. He probably regrets running. He is the proverbial dog that caught the car."

>Former Speaker of the US House of Representatives John Boehner

Who let Boehner out of the cell block and why wasn't I told?

Bitter much loser?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2016 03:53 PM (oqH1D)

395 384 So, we've gone from "he'll never win a single primary" to "he'll never get a transition done"?

OK.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (3myMJ)

Let's just hope they keep predicting he'll never build the wall and kick out the illegals.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 03:53 PM (z/Ubi)

396
Time to feed teh kittehs what be meowling.

BBL

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2016 03:53 PM (mbhDw)

397 Putin being considered for Secretary of State

Developing ...

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:53 PM (QQ+il)

398 384 So, we've gone from "he'll never win a single primary" to "he'll never get a transition done"?

OK.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matter

Then, there will be no way he nominates his 3rd SCOTUS judge and no way he'll finish out his second term.

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2016 03:53 PM (VndSC)

399 Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,

Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

Posted by: Swedish Chef Hotline at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (QM5S2)

400 >Really. The Green party decided that men driving cars on roads were given priority over ladies riding bicycles and walking to daycare.
Except it turned out everybody needed the roads after all.
Yes, that's how you get Trump in Sweden - or the Sweden Democrats anyway.
Posted by: SarahW at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (Sp1NT)

I'm sort of confused why women in Sweden apparently don't have cars

Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (lIU4e)

401 Trump has appointed the Swedish chef to the White House kitchens?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

402 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (kDUMP)

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (0mRoj)

403 391
This just in:

Joe Biden stuck in the revolving door of Trump Tower.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at November 17, 2016 03:52 PM (RwwCT)

No, wait, he's out.
Nope, back in again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (4df7R)

404 BREAKING: James Comey headed for Trump Tower this morning but he couldn't find it or his ass with both hands.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (8ZskC)

405 Appointing 5 Supreme Court Justices is just unthinkable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (QQ+il)

406 Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2016 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

I don't have my glasses on and red that as "Job" is being SOS better or worse than having boils all over your body. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2016 03:55 PM (tOcW/)

407 Putin being considered for Secretary of State

Developing ...
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 17, 2016 03:53 PM (QQ+il)

Well that would cut down on the phone bill for the Hot Line

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2016 03:55 PM (EbeEQ)

408 Joe Biden stuck in the revolving door of Trump Tower.

Now. Put. The. Candle. Back.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 17, 2016 03:55 PM (8ZskC)

409 In other news, as predicted by environmental experts, the entire Pacific ocean and the western coast of America is a dead zone due to Fukushima.

Don Lemon and rowboat en route for a report.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 17, 2016 03:55 PM (3myMJ)

410 Nood ace for sec state!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2016 03:55 PM (8N2JI)

411 I'm sort of confused why women in Sweden apparently don't have cars
Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (lIU4e)

----

Im confused as to who the hell rides bicycles with snow on the ground???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2016 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

412 John Boehner prefers his bags of dicks pre-soaked in bourbon.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (FqgrG)

413 New one. Romney for SOS post.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (z/Ubi)

414 I'm sort of confused why women in Sweden apparently don't have cars

Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (lIU4e)

Also why people would be biking places in the middle of winter. Must be a Swede thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (4df7R)

415
They are gonna hammer Trump 24/7 everyday for 4 years.

I do think it funny that I saw some poll where most people thought the media was biased during an election coverage and most of them said it had no effect.

Great use of resources media!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (ODxAs)

416 Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 03:48 PM (HrsmB

Terrible. I hope her ex is in jail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (tOcW/)

417 The Geico Caveman being vetted for Secretary Of State

Posted by: Evilpens at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (y3aQB)

418 I wish Trump would troll the press by having a bevy of scantily dressed beauties sashay in and out of the Trump Tower..and leak that they are being considered for cabinet positions.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (a0IVu)

419 Breaking: Julius Erving Under Consideration for Surgeon General

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (hyzsg)

420 So how do you sympathize with those who berate meek, mild, apologetic 'mansplainers', yet welcome those who rape them, and do not even report them for fear they will be deported?

Answer you don't. You begin to suspect, along with Bernie Sanders, that that is what they really want. And if you've ever fantasied about Swedish women, you begin to contemplate planning a vacation in Sweden that involves you passing yourself off as a "refugee".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (uz/Pv)

421 >>>Like the man hasn't had security around him for decades and is unfamiliar with the concept.

For some reason people on the left have a child-like view of the world.

Posted by: Some Guy at November 17, 2016 03:57 PM (q177U)

422 This just in: Lawrence O'Donnell being considered for Press Secretary.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:57 PM (HgMAr)

423
Rosie O'Donnell was just seen stuck in an elevator in Trump Tower.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 17, 2016 03:57 PM (OZmbA)

424 These reporters don't seem familiar with the layout of big high-rise buildings, private underground parking and private elevators. You only see who they want you to see.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2016 03:58 PM (6Ll1u)

425 The Geico Caveman being vetted for Secretary Of State

Posted by: Evilpens at November 17, 2016 03:56 PM (y3aQB)
..............

Good choice. He understands the beauty of global warming.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 03:58 PM (HgMAr)

426 Red Buttons for SOS?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2016 03:53 PM (IqV8l)

Maybe now he'll get a dinner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2016 03:58 PM (493sH)

427 Ted Nugent being considered for Secretary of Get Your Stinking Hands Off the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Hank at November 17, 2016 03:59 PM (ODWLo)

428 These reporters don't seem familiar with the layout of big high-rise buildings, private underground parking and private elevators. You only see who they want you to see.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2016 03:58 PM (6Ll1u)
.............

Derp?

Posted by: CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC at November 17, 2016 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

429 Doctor: "Cervical cancer staging is very complicated, please have a seat. This may take some time to explain."

Patient: "I need to make a phone call."

Posted by: Norway at November 17, 2016 04:01 PM (zke7T)

430 Does anyone know if these sensitive Swedish women prefer Swedish meatballs, Italian sausage, or kebab?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2016 04:01 PM (NUqwG)

431 argh! Sock!

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 17, 2016 04:02 PM (zke7T)

432 Sweden --- Norway
England --- Ireland
Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2016 03:51 PM (NUqwG

If I knew I had a Scandanavian equivalent of an Irish girl.... That explains the heavy drinking when drinking and the quick temper.

Damnit she was a keeper as in let's constantly try to make babies, settle down, and get married.... Non feminist.

Just got way too drunk and loved a healthy and non healthy fight.

That. I . Now. Understand.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 04:02 PM (nI61m)

433 Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2016 03:54 PM (lIU4e)

Men are such showoffs. obviously. ( I actually think the Green party was mostly motivated by car-hate, but man hate was right up there.) Car ownership is hard in Sweden 'cause taxes. Women are less likely to own a car, or to drive and tend to use public transportation. Immigrant women especially do not drive.

It was justified on the number of female slip and falls - but I don't think it made a dent.

And they actually need the main roads clear to get around, too.

Posted by: SarahW at November 17, 2016 04:02 PM (Sp1NT)

434 "Why people would be biking places in the middle of winter.
Must be a Swede thing."

It really is. My kid went to Lund University for a year.
Bikes are practically mandatory.
Every one and his aged uncle uses a bike to cut through town.

Why people would be biking places in the middle of winter. Must be a Swede thing.

Posted by: SarahW at November 17, 2016 04:05 PM (Sp1NT)

435 They should go all out with the PC and man the "mansplaining" lines with Muslim immigrants. Oh, the hilarity!

Posted by: Thatch at November 17, 2016 04:06 PM (pBZp4)

436 Who said "posse"? Dat shit ain't funny. We're businessmen.

Posted by: LeBron at November 17, 2016 04:08 PM (0dmP2)

437 "Running everyday from 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. all week..."

Well, that's rather sexist, thinking that those are the only times women work. Do they think the little ladies can't go to work till 10am because of housework, getting the kids ready for school, making breakfast, etc, and have to leave at 4pm because of making dinner, doing the laundry, doing the dishes, etc?

And that they can't work on the weekends because women don't work on weekends?

Posted by: William Teach at November 17, 2016 04:15 PM (Nyq7O)

438 Have some fun. Get a phone number one digit off from the hotline. When a woman calls to complain...well you morons know what to do.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 17, 2016 04:18 PM (+aCe4)

439 I like that they want women to call someone on the phone to complain about men. Gosh, how are they going to adjust to such things?

Well played, misogynists. Well played.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 17, 2016 04:53 PM (5kqPn)

440 Whom do they call if they've been raped by a "refugee"?

Posted by: Emmie at November 17, 2016 04:56 PM (xVuS6)

441 I would love to give them all a good, long explanation of why this is a bad idea.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 17, 2016 05:15 PM (lpHNf)

442 Ah, "mansplaining."

The very best use of this term was in the rant that Ace posted recently by a British lefty, an actor playing journalist "Jonathan Pie":

"And if my *mansplaining* is triggering you, you can either f^&* off to your safe space, or you can engage, and debate me, and tell me what I'm getting wrong!"

Posted by: JPS at November 17, 2016 05:16 PM (tSd2N)

443 Oprah: You get a Trump, you get a Trump, and Sweden gets a Trump...

Everyone gets a Trump!

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Posted by: Rick67 at November 17, 2016 05:35 PM (bqer+)

444 Who do I call to report femsplaining when these hate filled feminists explain to me how I am oppressing them by existing as a white mean?

Posted by: Bruce In Tulsa at November 17, 2016 05:38 PM (rOlQq)

445 @108 -- eye rollers may not actually know all they think they know and the condescension proves the point. no worries.

Posted by: micky at November 17, 2016 06:05 PM (o5vMc)

446 Where do we call to complain about LIBsplaining?

Sheesh

Posted by: Beverly at November 17, 2016 07:15 PM (pU9yE)

447 Mansplaining - because no man has ever been told what to do by a woman.

Posted by: Rick Happ at November 17, 2016 08:22 PM (TL5Id)

448 the female gender in a nutshell. cowardice and tears because a man won an argument with superior logic and reasoning skills, so women go running to a larger authority figure to have men censored.

Posted by: patriarchal landmine at November 18, 2016 05:41 AM (wuD/n)

449 Women get mansplained for the same reason we have to hang something from the ceiling of the garage so they know where to stop. They have no idea how to adjust their behavior to fix their problems. My wife looks at the right side of her car, sees the scrapes and knows that she needs to be careful parking in the garage and leave at lease a few inches on that side to avoid the trash cans. Do you think she would think about this when parking the car? Nope. She tells me she has too much on her mind to put any thought into how to pilot a 3,500 lb vehicle. And so on and so forth. the all know this shit we give advice about. They just don;t give a crap about implementing changes necessary and would rather subject us to their issues.

Posted by: JohnnyL at November 18, 2016 10:02 AM (51DDL)

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