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Roll Call: The Real Bubble Is Rural America, For Not Understanding the Many Challenged Faced By Hipsters in Brooklyn
The hotness of this #HotTake rivals that of the Fires of Creation.
I'm from the rural midwest. I now live in Washington, D.C. All of this talk about coastal elites needing to understand more of America has it backwards. My home county in Ohio is 97 percent white. It, like a lot of other very unrepresentative counties, went heavily to Donald Trump.And you know what they certainly wound not have seen at the new African American Museum? Supreme Court Justice Thomas.
... In many of these areas the only Muslims you see are in movies like American Sniper (I knew zero Muslims before going to college in another state). You never see gay couples or even interracial ones. Much of rural and exurban American is a time capsule to America's past. And on Tuesday, November 8, 2016 they dug it up. The first gay person I knew personally was my college roommate -- a great man that made me a better person. But that's an experience I would have never had if I didn’t go to college and instead decided to live the rest of my life in my hometown. That was when I realized that not supporting gay marriage meant to actively deny rights to someone I knew personally. I wouldn't be denying marriage rights to other people; I would be denying marriage rights to Dave. I would have to look Dave in the eye and say, "Dave, you deserve less rights than me. You deserve a lesser human experience." ... I have some extended family in rural New Jersey. Some of them had never been to D.C. before visiting me. They had never made the two hour and fifteen minute drive to see the Constitution in person. They had not seen the Apollo moon lander, nor George Washington's Revolutionary War uniform. And they certainly have not seen the new African American Museum. They've never seen the extent of American greatness or its messiness.
To pin this election on the coastal elite is a cop out. It’s intellectually dishonest, and it’s beneath us. We, as a culture, have to stop infantilizing and deifying rural and white working class Americans. Their experience is not more of a real American experience than anyone else's, but when we say that it is, we give people a pass from seeing and understanding more of their country. More Americans need to see more of the United States. They need to shake a Muslim's hand, or talk soccer with a middle age lesbian, or attend a lecture by a female business executive. We must start asking all Americans to be their better selves. We must all understand that America is a melting pot and that none of us has a more authentic American experience.This #HotTake grabbed my brain by the pussy and made it all swollen with knowledge. By the way, this pencil-neck Mouse-clicker is the "director of User Experience" at Roll Call.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at November 10, 2016 01:26 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2016 01:26 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2016 01:26 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 10, 2016 01:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 01:27 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 10, 2016 01:27 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: buzzion at November 10, 2016 01:27 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 01:27 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 01:27 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2016 01:27 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: wooga at November 10, 2016 01:27 PM (3wAg0)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at November 10, 2016 01:28 PM (LHT0w)
He taught him to sip penis with the pinkie extended.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:28 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2016 01:28 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: HH at November 10, 2016 01:28 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2016 01:28 PM (Fmupd)
Because of all of the BJs he gave him?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 10, 2016 01:28 PM (493sH)
Posted by: EC at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (oIkQ6)
Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (7HtZB)
Don't they wipe with those?
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (6ToNi)
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Please don't tell us anymore.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2016 01:27 PM (GwIKd)
"I'm from the rural midwest. I now live in Washington, D.C."
That sentence alone pretty much explains it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (KUaJL)
'He opened me up to so much!'
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (6ToNi)
The first gay person I knew personally was my college roommate -- a great man that made me a better person.
If you know what I mean. Nudge nudge wink wink.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (GDulk)
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Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (Enq6K)
So I'll blame it on the racist inbred hicks in flyover country instead.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (LHT0w)
I know city-dwellers rattled by anything beyond Publix, for pity's sake.
Posted by: Sporkatus at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (eXSOZ)
Hmm, the words are English in nature, but I'm not sure he knows the meanings.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (r/0kC)
America was "a melting pot" before the multi-culti bullshit started to balkanize us.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (YEelc)
Not everybody lives in Ohio buddy. My Massachusetts friends in college had much less diverse experiences than I did.
Posted by: Lea at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (vmMMi)
unrepresentative counties, went heavily to Donald Trump.
I can't even imagine what this sounded like in their heads. I mean, clearly the county is representative of themselves. Is he saying that all counties have to have the average mix of races, religions and ethnicities?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (0F67M)
You can't take anyone like that seriously. Someone needs to tell him to STFU and STFD.
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rouge Telepromter at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (i0ykY)
Because of all of the BJs he gave him?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
His first clue was that Dave's d!ck always tasted like sh!t.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (IqV8l)
Ah! Sweet mystery of life at last I've found thee!
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (nFdGS)
That's all I see with these people anymore.
Posted by: Hal at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (duPWT)
58% of whites vote for white presidential candidate: racists! White supremacists! Bigots! Monsters! Take away their vote!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (KUaJL)
See also, France: 1815, 1870, 1940
Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (0F67M)
Clearly this worthless piece of shit has never been to Texas.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: CanaDave at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (htV/r)
Buzzion back from the dead.
Is this a great country or what?
I hit the tip jar, but still think this website could be a goldmine if it was managed right.
Posted by: jwest at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (Zs4uk)
I'm sure his parents are proud that he thinks they're inbred hicks.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (3sOO0)
Check out Reddit. CNN's Lemon went to a reporter on election night. Reporter interviews a "random" guy who goes on a rant, the reporter kicks it back to Lemon who then admits he knows random guy who also happens to be a CNN cameraman. SMDH
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (oYcZj)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (a7IXj)
"There is a special providence for drunkards, fools, and the United States of America."
God, did we ever dodge a bullet with Hillary not getting elected.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (SIY7D)
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Which is the swamp known as DC.
There is actually too much to parody in this article.
I'm expecting some good comments.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (gmeXX)
See that's the problem, I talk soccer with another soccer fan. And I don't give a rat's ass if he or she is white black gay or muslim.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (EbeEQ)
Fuck you, pretentious dick-hole.
The nerve of these people.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (rO61x)
Posted by: Director of User Experience at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (kTF2Z)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jsgeleb
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (tf9Ne)
lesbian, or attend a lecture by a female business executive.
Or stuff themselves in these skinny jeans every day and see how much their balls really hurt...
Posted by: tu3031 at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (qJhUV)
Apparently he never spoke with the girls' gym teacher in school.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (jxbfJ)
I've seen some movies with 2 or more lesbians, does that count?
Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (8ikIW)
hey, if they're a really devout Muslim they won't shake your hand.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (GwIKd)
Does this ladyboy have an email there, or is (s)he on Twitter?
That could make for a fun afternoon.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (Jcg9Q)
Write the front office, tell them I said "ow"
Got it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (39g3+)
The first gay person I knew personally was my college roommate -- a great man that made me a better person.
That's from a Rocky Horror Picture Show song, isn't it?
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Director of User Experience at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (FqgrG)
But once the euphoria of victory is tampered a bit, we really should come up with a plan to counter these people and their stupidity.
Maybe not directly to them, they're lost, but there are certainly LIVs that buy this nonsense.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (+AnUx)
I think Nikki Haley from SC will be offered FEMA - don't know if she will take it.
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Oh great. She can declare a state of emergency resulting from the display of evil Confederate Battle Flags .
Palin would be FAR preferable to RINO Nikki.
Sarah was flawed but she understood and connected with actual people.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (5nKdF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (kFnmp)
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I prefer you understand the Constitution than see it. But this pretty much confirms my thoughts on how the left sees it. It is nothing more than an artifact.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (gmeXX)
How did I find out my room mate was gay? His dick tasted like shit.
Posted by: Director of User Experience at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Or woke up with a pain in the a**
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (jxbfJ)
will improve the diversity of these Midwestern towns.
You can meet Mohamed for a beer at the local watering hole every Friday night.
Posted by: McCool at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (TQxRy)
The NYT and others never leave their City and that blinds them to the realities of the rest of America.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (iONHu)
I had a home town with its issues too. Guess what... they're still people and most of them mean well. Why not at least respect their perspective and challenge them when they are wrong but only then. Don't think because you've joined a new caste that every damn thing has changed.
It's these people that adorn themselves into this shitty caste where they think they have all the right issues and fail to learn fundamentals.
this social allegiance stuff is driving me nuts. Just because mom and dad were wrong in spots doesn't mean that you are right.
Posted by: Former mass resident at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (vM/v3)
I learned all I need to know about muzzies on 09/11/2001.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (WrQfI)
Not true, (when the MFM reports it) we see them slaughtering people on the news
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (493sH)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (Cx8BK)
That's funny. Because it sounds like the rest of your article is telling your family back in Ohio how inauthentic their American experience is.
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (KUaJL)
LOL. Yep ; I bet you nobody west of PA that doesn't live in a major city has ever even seen a middle aged lesbian-much less talked about anything with them. Why a patronizing dolt .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (tOcW/)
It's amazing how sheltered these people claim to be, but I can bust all their pre-conceived notions.
Mr. Thornton is just another effete piece of shit who doesn't appreciate and has long forgotten from where he came.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (gmeXX)
>>More Americans need to see more of the United States. They need to shake a Muslim's hand
hey, if they're a really devout Muslim they won't shake your hand.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (RKQ/v)
And what ever you do, don't shake their LEFT hand.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 10, 2016 01:33 PM (Cx8BK)
https://twitter.com/Yitzsit/status/796701581387460608
I hate these non-embeddable crap videos, why can't they just put them where people can post the link?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:34 PM (39g3+)
Fuck, he has lived man. Seen places. Met exotic people.
I don't know any gays.
Or blacks.
Or Hispanics.
Or Muslims.
Or women.
Pssst: I know you all are poor, white, uneducated men who live less than 5 miles from where you were born too. Don't lie.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 10, 2016 01:34 PM (e2Rx3)
No. Make me.
Because here's the real downer - even if you win every election from here until hell freezes over ... you can't make me.
But I encourage you to try.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (RKJF2)
Posted by: johnd01 at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (kFnmp)
It's FEWER rights, not less. And you consider yourself educated, you moron.
Posted by: Ann at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (cQO95)
So, we infantilizing them AND deify them? Aren't those basically the opposite of each other?
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (xeeHA)
Trump has to perform, but if he does, he brings most of #nevertrump back onboard and will expand margins with rural voters in rustbelt states and minorities.
Let's pray he does right by those of us that supported him, and really does go after DC corruption.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (Uy8SG)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (rO61x)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
Thread went wonky.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Lea at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (vmMMi)
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The Syrian refugee program will take care of that.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (5nKdF)
They're reduced to just inventing crap to validate their insanity. By tomorrow I bet she's convinced herself it really happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM (kFnmp)
Gosh, how diverse he is. Gee whiz, I feel like such a hick right now just reading these diverse words of diversity
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 10, 2016 01:36 PM (493sH)
Except for me and all my friends, We definitely have a more authentic American experience than the knuckle dragging retards back home.
And always remember WE are the ones who really, really care about people!
Posted by: West at November 10, 2016 01:36 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 10, 2016 01:36 PM (/CIN4)
Wait, we're back to being a melting pot? I thought we were a salad, or was it a tossed salad?
Fug it, I'm sick of these lectures.
He met gayz! What a Renaissance Dude!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 01:36 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at November 10, 2016 01:36 PM (HgMAr)
http://bit.ly/2dVZ2Su
The guy from Cracked has it pretty much spot on. The self-important genius from the DC beltway has, as is typical, his head deep up his posterior.
Posted by: DocJ at November 10, 2016 01:36 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Blake at November 10, 2016 01:36 PM (qC1Sy)
Those inbred sister-marrying racist hicks worship unborn babies because they don't want to murder them for convenience!
Posted by: Leftist Twit #452 at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (39g3+)
And gets Americans back to work and the world is his oyster.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (nFdGS)
*****
Soccer? I hardly even knew her!
Besides, she was a middle age lesbian.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (zoehZ)
Palin would be FAR preferable to RINO Nikki.
Sarah was flawed but she understood and connected with actual people.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (5nKdF)
I must now work on reconciling myself to the fact that Trump is going to invite people into his administration that I hate, or he will do things I disapprove of.
I just have to remember it was all about getting rid of the SheBeast, and I'm ok.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (Jcg9Q)
Exactly. Thornton and his ilk are the reason Trump won.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (kFnmp)
Workers from Jalisco generally less than six years general education.
Posted by: 13times at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (WHVu+)
Good golly.
And thanks for fixing the blog!
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: 1 named poll troll at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Mike at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (2/lbt)
You mean, like President-elect Trump's campaign manager? That kind of female exec?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Chuck Todd.
Georgie the Greek Boy Toy
Steve Schmidt -- god was he was a condescending prick saying Trump had no chance
Andrea Mitchell -- no more love fests on the White Plains tarmac
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (tOcW/)
Damn all those white non diverse hicks just like the ones who founded the country, built it up, won 2 world wars and made the country a world power.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (493sH)
also blowing up children in Boston.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (nFwvY)
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Though perhaps they say the Apollo moon landing.
Has this guy seen the Challenger? I have, when it exploded.
Has this guy seen the Berlin wall? I did, when it came down.
Guess what - most great experiences are not seen in a museum. They are witnessed as history.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (v4Dtx)
He is buried in labels - if you don't have queer, interracial, hajib'd friends, you're wrong. You must not understand much if you can't complete his diversity bingo.
Diversity isn't labels. If you make it labels, you're the -ist. He doesn't want a melting pot. Fanatical multiculturalism is the opposite of a melting pot because there is no integration, only a victimhood pecking order.
While rural areas went for Trump, very few (if any of any size) went 93% for Trump. If we admit that diversity isn't a shopping list, it's living among concepts that do not all agree with your preconceptions, there is in fact more diversity at the places that went 60% or 70% for Trump than there is in DC.
Coastal elites accuse the inland of being in an involuntary bubble based on skin, but this is an incidental and far less damning sin than intentionally placing yourself in an ideological bubble by joining a partisan wannabe technocracy.
Posted by: driveby at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (wx6iv)
Wanna bet his gay college roommate is a projection of...... himself?
I know people in my rural, Midwest community of just 2,000 people who have: worked abroad, in Mexico, even; traveled to all of the continents except Antarctica; have fought overseas; served our country; hold patents. I could go on and on.
Fuck you, Director of User Experience, for your bigotry and pigeon-holing of huge swaths of our population. You clearly didn't learn anything about your hometown, before you skeddadled for a place where you would need no real talent or life skills. You, sir, are why Trump won.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: Roll call twerp at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (j1Wvr)
If HRC gets SC and Florida its going to be an early night
Posted by: 1 named poll troll at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (/CIN4)
hahaha. I can never get enough of this!!!
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: EC at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (oIkQ6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 10, 2016 01:37 PM (nFdGS)
First you have to talk to a dyke about soccer then you throw Dave off the building. Bigot!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 10, 2016 01:39 PM (493sH)
Posted by: 1 named poll troll at November 10, 2016 01:39 PM (/CIN4)
They're reduced to just inventing crap to validate their insanity. By tomorrow I bet she's convinced herself it really happened.
You should see the rednecks in SanDiego who are assaulting Hillary supporters. /s
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:39 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Director of User Experience at November 10, 2016 01:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: V the K at November 10, 2016 01:39 PM (O7MnT)
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Mowing down children with a moving truck in France.......
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 10, 2016 01:39 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 01:39 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: rfichoke at November 10, 2016 01:40 PM (vLCft)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 01:40 PM (BK3ZS)
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There are.
South of the Mason-Dixon or in red states.
He'd never know that because he had a gay roommate in college and doesn't need to bother learning anymore.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 10, 2016 01:40 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: EC
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:40 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 10, 2016 01:40 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:40 PM (gmeXX)
It's already happening in Philly:
http://bit.ly/2fhpSqq
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 10, 2016 01:40 PM (kFnmp)
him off a tall building will that be the ultimate in authentic American
experiences?
You shake hands after..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:41 PM (0F67M)
Time to laugh!
Posted by: EC at November 10, 2016 01:41 PM (oIkQ6)
I should have stuck to my guns from THREE YEARS AGO about why Hillary wasn't going to win.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2016 01:41 PM (v4Dtx)
I've got news for him: I'm not talking effing soccer with anybody.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:41 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Smokestack at November 10, 2016 01:41 PM (3e/Uq)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2016 01:41 PM (/tuJf)
The good thing is I've been able to educate several thousand people on what the electoral college is and actually does and why its such a good thing, even when it goes against your preferences.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (39g3+)
How many points do you get attending a party at a married lesbian couples house? Is it more or less than the soccer thing.
(People who try to add up points for themselves like this are idiots)
Posted by: Lea at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (e2Rx3)
Jesus H on a popsicle stick. This kind of shit title for a shit position that in reality doesn't add a speck of productivity to America - needs a good punch to the mouth on behalf of ALL of America - the hardworking, honest, family-raising, rural, urban, suburban, whatever.
Posted by: Smitty27 at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (PY9jH)
I detest these nitwits with their holier than thou cryptofacist lecturing.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (FtrY1)
But, when you consider that it was conceived by a once and future Barista and written between pulling Half-Caf Double Macchiatos and taking sips of penis in the Starbucks Restroom - it really isn't that bad.
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (r/0kC)
When they are the right, they are uneducated.
When they are the left, they are the common man.
To the left, I say, "GFY".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (WrQfI)
After one day, I've had enough of this little shits too.
Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:32 PM (5nKdF)
But...but...but....
She had a teevee show.....
she promoted herself......
she made money!!!!!!
yada yada yada
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: zombie
*****
That struck me the same way, zombie.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (wPiJc)
_____________
Mowing down children with a moving truck in France.......
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gunning down gays in a nightclub
how diverse is that??
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (/CIN4)
I'll never forget the time I told my dad about attending my first lecture from a female business executive.
She... did things.
Shameful things... in the String of G.
Money was exchanged...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at November 10, 2016 01:38 PM (G2Sc9)
You insular rubes just don't understand "real life" experiences and how they shape your world view and make you a better man or woman or xe or xer!
/s
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Mike at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (iDxq/)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (SIY7D)
Dude doesn't sip shit. He chugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (WrQfI)
and they were right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (39g3+)
=======
You mean sit through another Scentsy sales pitch?
No thank you.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (AK5Ni)
hey, if they're a really devout Muslim they won't shake your hand.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power
Call us when your gay friend and these Muslims have a nice, inclusive chat.
Until then, kindly fuck off. Better yet, try running a gay, interracial couple anywhere near the nation of islam.
mazel tov.
Posted by: bad Whine at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Press Pool at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: rfichoke at November 10, 2016 01:40 PM (vLCft)
I was wondering if he were channeling the late great Yogi Berra: "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded!"
But speaking of being unrepresentative, remind me again what percentage of the population is homosexual? About 2%, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (nFwvY)
You racist, homophobic, misogynistic, inbred, redneck, white supremacist hicks DON'T RESPECT ME.
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (cfjq1)
OH THE HORROR!!!!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (vg8iE)
The theory is a remnant of 1940s/'50s "social scientists" who ASSUMED with ANY PROOF that "bigotry" is solely the result of "unfamiliarity," and that "segregation" LEADS TO "racism."
See this quote from his thesis:
"More Americans need to see more of the United States. They need to shake a Muslim's hand, or talk soccer with a middle age lesbian, or attend a lecture by a female business executive."
Dude, starting with the Truman administration this theory has been imposed on America with ever-increasing intensity, and it UTTERLY FAILED.
In fact, the OPPOSITE was proven true: Familiarity often leads to bigotry, and isolation and insulation is what leads to a romanticization of the "noble savage."
Lily-white liberals in white areas of New England and the Northwest are the MOST LEFT-WING parts of America because they have insulated themselves from the "others" whom they romanticize from a distance.
In England for example, native Brits whose cities are now majority Muslim, filled with mosques, burkas and "sharia patrols," are the ones joining the English Defense League and voting for Brexit. And yet they are the ones MOST "familiar" with the "other."
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (jBuUi)
"See the constitution". You see, filing through the line in the great central hall of the National Archives, and looking at some parchment under glass - THAT is what the American constitutional order, ordered liberty under rule of law with limited govt. and the individual as the center of the universe - THAT'S what it's all about.
The Beltway (mindset, not just geography) doesn't need to be "infantilized" - that's precisely what it is already. And it, not flyover America, is the one deified (hell, even considered respectable is to vastly over-state its merit).
But this kind of ignorance and infantile moral narcissism ("wow! I shook a Muslim's hand! I have gay friends! It's like, I dunno, I was hiding Jews from the Gestapo in Dusseldorf in 1942!!! Look at me!!") are what we're up against. It rules the pop culture, the coasts, the urban areas.
It's what we mean when we talked about a "dumbed down" society.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (QDnY+)
And on Tuesday, November 8, 2016 they dug it up.
--
You just wish that 52% of America was buried.
In mass graves.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (89T5c)
In other words, it is more diverse than the hippie fests, whole foods and craft brew pubs libs love hanging out at? No wonder he left.
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (1BQGO)
The idea that there aren't gay people, or muslims, or blacks in rural America is ignorant. Let me rephrase the author's observations: "Once I moved to the city, my family bonds and social mores passed down to me for generations became quickly meaningless compared to making my new friends happy and I almost immediately told my kin to eat a dick and suck on some hastily-conceived and implemented policies to which they HIGHLY OBJECT. And now they're mad for some reason, probably racism and homophobia. They really need to get out more."
Posted by: mx4 at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (0Yngn)
Take a good look in the mirror, idiots. Then take an even longer look at your weak, ethically challenged, and failed the 3 AM phone call test candidate.
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (VFhMt)
I bet he tells everyone he does but athletic events terrify him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (39g3+)
can anyone tell me what Trump's daily trending numbers are?
Posted by: 1 named poll troll at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Ann at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (cQO95)
in his baby dick...
Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (D/3Na)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (SRKgf)
How many points do you get attending a party at a married lesbian couples house? Is it more or less than the soccer thing.
How many points do you get if your sister is?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (IDPbH)
Then she sent me a crappy agreement draft, and got butt-hurt when I covered it with red-line!
There are people who actually get things done in this country and keep the wheels on the bus going 'round. None of them voted for Clinton on Tuesday. Pencil-neck needs to get bent.
Posted by: Smokestack at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (3e/Uq)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (QM5S2)
This guy must be a barrel of laughs when he goes home for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (SIY7D)
His family probably goes on a cruise every Thanksgiving to avoid him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (PY9jH)
Also saw today a girl claiming she saw a "Trump supporter" pull a knife on a "Muslim" on the bus.
They're reduced to just inventing crap to validate their insanity.
By tomorrow I bet she's convinced herself it really happened.
.
.
.
.Those people are all over at the HA site spouting all kinds of Trump supporters attack blacks, muslims, illegals are peeing their pants in fear that Trump will come and get them on 21 January, etc...stories.
I am a really really bad person because I am loving it, every single minute of it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (iONHu)
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Can't.
Don't want him to take his thumb off the deadman's trigger to his suicide vest.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (e2Rx3)
Jesus H on a popsicle stick. This kind of shit title for a shit position that in reality doesn't add a speck of productivity to America - needs a good punch to the mouth on behalf of ALL of America - the hardworking, honest, family-raising, rural, urban, suburban, whatever.
No, UX is a real thing. They design software interfaces for efficiency and usability. It's legit.
Posted by: rfichoke at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (vLCft)
I can't wait until as CNN notes, the popular vote count ends up being
Trump as well. They're all clinging to the "we're techincally the
majority in America!" myth right now. That's their last woobie, that
technically they somehow actually won but were robbed.
Don't sell their delusion short, all the people who didn't vote because, discouraged, no-id, suppressed by Republican goon-squads, etc, would have voted for their candidate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (0F67M)
Well, if she's hot AND you have pictures...
a lot.
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (6ToNi)
Whether you are leftist and radical, or radical and leftist, why can't we all get along??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (39g3+)
I have never seen the Apollo Moon lander. I guess I should be removed from polite society for my own good.
No worries, there's more of us outside "polite" society than in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Director of User Experience at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at November 10, 2016 01:44 PM (VFhMt)
The irony is that Hillary didn't take a 3 AM phone call, she made one.
You've got to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (SRKgf)
Is that actually true anywhere?
Sure as heck isn't true here in the Scary South.
Sure as heck isn't true around any military base.
??
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (r/0kC)
They give us the spinning flames and hover for help.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: 1 named poll troll
She's +6 right now. Get out Wednesday and rock the vote!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 01:47 PM (89T5c)
I guess the author learned a little too much from his college roommate "Dave".
Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2016 01:47 PM (ewSN2)
I think I need to go refinish some furniture now, or do some auto maintenance, or something that makes me not amplify my disgust at these idiots.
Posted by: JEM at November 10, 2016 01:47 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: havildar-major at November 10, 2016 01:47 PM (jpW6t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 01:47 PM (tOcW/)
They haven't just started doing this. They've been inventing stuff forever to validate their world view and actions forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2016 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
I am a really really bad person because I am loving it, every single minute of it.
Yet the only video on Fb is quite the opposite.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 01:47 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: rfichoke at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (vLCft)
You can't pick up the hammer, can you?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 01:47 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: giftogab at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (ysKvq)
Anybody else think this is weird?
As far as I know Carter, Clinton, and W. didn't call Trump. It was Mr. New World Order.
Hope I'm just being tin foil hat paranoid.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (4ErVI)
shake a Muslim's hand, or talk soccer with a middle age lesbian, or
attend a lecture by a female business executive.
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Gee. All those people and more (interracial couples, gay musicians, immigrants from Jamaica, Nigeria and Korea) all go to my church. (well, my old fun one anyway). I wonder how many evangelicals Mr. Pontificator rubs shoulders with.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Patrick Thornton at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (6ToNi)
Dick Ace hire Clock Boy to change the time?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (PY9jH)
I love typos!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (89T5c)
If it's any consolation to the Horde, my own millenial kids laugh their collective heads off at crap like this. And, because they are millenials, they also roll their eyes.
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (IDPbH)
Two of my best friends in college (still in Indiana) were homosexuals. I was propositioned by a lesbian in college.
I have been surrounded by blacks, homosexuals and lesbians, by virtue of being in music. I have lived in Boston, and near NYC. I have sung with opera companies and symphony orchestras. I have traveled outside of our great country.
I now live, back in Indiana, on a farm. By choice. I am, as Hillary Clinton said, DEPLORABLE. By choice.
I am sick unto death of asses like that columnist saying we're a bunch of hicks that need to get out more, and broaden our experiences.
These issues have no basis in "rights," but with what is RIGHT.
Posted by: Rebecca, happy deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (ZHm8z)
The Fake Hate Crimes are coming. Milo is warning about this.
My own commie cousin's commie wife is claiming their red-diaper kid was "bullied by a kid in a Trump shirt" at school.
What I'm pretty sure actually happened is that Little Snowflake simply SAW a kid in a Trump t-shirt, and was "triggered."
Because these simpletons have convinced themselves that seeing something you don't like is totes the same thing as a physical assault.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (WlGX+)
This guy isn't interested in thinking at all, in actually interacting with the arguments of the other side. All he does is come up with an insulting, unproven theory that he uses to comfort himself with.
What an infuriating tool.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: dissent555 at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (VFhMt)
See that's the problem, I talk soccer with another soccer fan. And I don't give a rat's ass if he or she is white black gay or muslim.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
What have you got against Chinese people? Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Deplorable, just deplorable.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (kfcYC)
Well THAT is why you are in need of those FEMA re-ed camps that gruppen fuhrer Soros has been working on.
All hail Zod.
Posted by: havildar-major at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (jpW6t)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (j1Wvr)
I said, "Hey this soccer really sucks"
She said, "Damn right, let's go get a beer"
Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 01:35 PM
Shhh...he's on a roll.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (kDUMP)
Yeah I worked for one once. She was awful, incompetent, and promoted only females because oppressors, had an in-crowd group of grrls she listened to and nobody else, etc. bad bosses come both male and female, but she didn't exactly enhance my opinion of woman bosses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (bpfzP)
I'll never forget the time I told my dad about attending my first lecture from a female business executive.
She... did things.
Shameful things... in the String of G.
Money was exchanged...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 01:42 PM (BK3ZS)
Supporting single moms $1 at a time.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (Enq6K)
OMG! LOL
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: True Facts Russian News at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (XdSWw)
Posted by: weew at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (EaEMG)
The point was not talking soccer. It was talking- you know, "Real life"- because in your entire life you've never had a pleasant conversation with someone who happened to be a lesbian.
How much stupid can this writer be?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (nFwvY)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (0F67M)
Is that "warm" as a diplomatic euphemism? Like, screaming at each other?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (BWL+E)
I did Shakespeare with a young muslim thespian
Took a class with a trans-gender from Dresden
I tried some falafel
And found it not awful
And talked soccer with a middle aged lesbian
(Dayum! I just wrote a Subaru commercial)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (wPiJc)
well except you hickity hicks and all those others that voted Trump.
Posted by: willow at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (R7cwD)
I had a gay roommate on college too. I fucking hated that guy. Not because he was gay, because he was an asshole. Gay people aren't magical creatures. They're human, just like me, with plenty of flaws. As with any other slice of the population, some of them are wonderful people. Some of them are repugnant assholes. Most are somewhere in between, yet these types of articles are never complete without the saintly gay friend who patiently goes about improving the dumb, beknighted straight roommate or friend.
Posted by: radar at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (Pc8RA)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 10, 2016 01:45 PM (iONHu)
Move over. I'm loving it too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (ij6Va)
So now, a pencil-neck hipster writing for a Blue periodical located in the Bluest place on the planet basically comes along and confirms everything the rest of the country has come to believe about Blue America.
The mind - it boggles.
Posted by: DocJ at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (0F67M)
Is that actually true anywhere?
Sure as heck isn't true here in the Scary South.
Sure as heck isn't true around any military base.
??
.
.
.
.Ain't even close to being true here in Kentucky.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: wooga at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (3wAg0)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (SUtNI)
Whatever.
Posted by: Alex #11 at November 10, 2016 01:51 PM (EUMt/)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (WlGX+)
Driveby, whoever you are, pls comment more. Outstanding comment.
What's the deal with Drew? I don't get him anyway. He was - entertainingly and intelligently - ruthless in his excoriation of GOPe perfidy, cowardice, and hazard. Woulda thunk he'd be practical enough to revel in the primary results (two runaway leaders were anti-establishment).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (QDnY+)
Instead, the only men in her inner circle were Mooks, like the author above.
And that's why she's not President. Think she realizes it?
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: EC at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (oIkQ6)
It has been cathartic.
Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (SUtNI)
Actually, what more Americans "need," you pantywaisted, simpering, gaping, weeping, spangle-infested, pajama-footie-clad, nickelfucking homunculus, is for sneering, bootlicking, TMZ-worshipping human vacuums like you to DIAF.
Trump 2016.
Because FUCK YOU!
That's why.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: Roy at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (VndSC)
I had a gay roommate on college too. I fucking hated that guy. Not because he was gay, because he was an asshole.
Posted by: radar at November 10, 2016 01:50 PM (Pc8RA)
And he probably thought soccer was fabulous. Amirite?
I think lefties love soccer simply because it's not American, unlike the Big Three: baseball, basketball, and football.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (SRKgf)
Our sin is not stopping this cancer that is socialism before it spread like wildfire through the very institutions that used to create our grade A stock of Americans. No longer are we churning out patriotic boys and girls. No longer do we produce people willing to work hard and make everything better for everyone, regardless of race or gender.
We now produce easily offended, perpetually stupid, useful idiots by the thousands and there will be thousands more each day we let this continue. Our children are being brainwashed and turned into an army of idiots willing to follow any marching order that comes from the puppet masters of the socialist, globalist order.
Until we end this cancer that invades our educational institutions, we will never be able to produce the generations that American needs to continue in any form resembling what it was founded on. We have to purge the school houses of the communist and socialist educators. We must purge the organizations that influence those teachers as well. Start with the DOE and move downward.
You cannot turn off socialism and this infection of idiots protesting Trump's election. Like Kind Edward said in Braveheart, if we can't get them out, we must breed them out. Frankly, that's the only way this stops, short of a shooting war, part two. But we cannot breed children just for them to be indoctrinated and used against America like their predecessors.
This nonsense only ends when we address the cancer. Laughing at them, mocking them as children and fighting twitter wars will not make this go away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (2PHKP)
Really, buddy?
The first gay person I knew was our after school babysitter (when I was in elementary school). He was our minister's son. This was in a flyover state 40 years ago.
So spare me your Hollywood-fueled hipster characterization of middle America (and Christians) as ignorant, intolerant and unworldly.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (NOIQH)
Trump won.
Got to see the suffering of Democrats.
Got to see the suffering of the turncoat Polite Right.
Got to see boobs fondued in a chocolate Hunt's Snack Pack.
Life is good.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (kdS6q)
There are simultaneous trends towards both fragmentation and homogenaiety. Gone are the days when there were only three channels on the TV- now, there are thousands, and you don't even need a TV. On the other hand, everyplace has a McDonald's and a Subway, and they're basically all the same. Every city's mall is different, but they have many of the same stores that sell the same things.
So the divide between rural and urban or elite and non-elite or whatever you call it is really kind of fascinating.
Also, fuck them, Trump won.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (u0s1P)
Please send it to Mr. Multicultural Appreciation Mouse Clicker 2016
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Rebecca, happy deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (ZHm8z)
She was faking.
Posted by: Sally at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (nFdGS)
The real "hot take" would be that those inbred white people car e about Jobs, they care about the $300 increase to their already high $700 a month / $5000 deductable Obamacare plan.
Crying about racism, social justice... it's just a path to another loss... because those people this idiot describes as people whose American experience less than his - are worried about things far closer to home, like a job, money, surviving.
Posted by: Reality Man at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (Ch0fq)
Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (ewSN2)
I have a cousin who actually is a middle aged lesbian. She's one of my favorite people chat with because she is hilarious. We have never ever talked about soccer. She was an awesome high school athlete. She served in the Navy, works in her family welding business, and can say more just rolling her eyes than most people can with four paragraphs.
She and her partner adopted a young girl who was so severely abused that she was mentally and emotionally damaged in horrifying ways. She was good for the kid.
But I guess that means nothing since we have never discussed soccer.
Posted by: madamemayhem at November 10, 2016 01:53 PM (yTnCT)
God, did we ever dodge a bullet with Hillary not getting elected.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (SIY7D)
First thing I put up on FB, when teh Donald's victory was assured.
Hoo boy, did we ever.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (v4Dtx)
Bizarrely, she said at one point,"maybe we need to start teaching the Constitution in schools again", as if progressives aren't the reason it isn't taught or is completely bastardized.
He has built individual Trump Towers in all their heads.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (ktOIC)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (FqgrG)
and a midget walked into a bar..! Therefore I know way more about life than you .
Posted by: willow at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (R7cwD)
Anybody else think this is weird?
As far as I know Carter, Clinton, and W. didn't call Trump. It was Mr. New World Order.
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W did. I suspect Bill did or will (a little closer to home with him).
Just being respectful - its a very small club.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (gmeXX)
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OH NOES !!!
I bet they haven't even been to Milwaukee !!
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (39g3+)
The sum of what we're working through is that people are complicated and quite likely not reducible to that meme you posted. Could you look them in the eye and tell them that's what you think about them? If you really believe it's true and they are like that...then why the heck stay friends with them?
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (CGjum)
****
What is two dissimilar things, only one of which sucks?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (jxbfJ)
~~
Just helping unwed mothers get a start.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (j1Wvr)
"Hi, I'm Patrick Thornton, director of User Experience at Roll Call. In the wake of my side having our asses handed to us on Tuesday, I won't be re-evaluating any of my positions, or trying to find out what we did wrong, or how we could improve. No, I'll be doubling down on stupid, thank you very much. Now here is what I have to say..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (+l+7Y)
From the rural midwest?
Now lives in DC?
Obsessed with teh ghey issues?
Where have I heard this before?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: EC at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (oIkQ6)
And DU is STILL down. Now normally that would please me, and it does to some extent, but I'm also dying to catch the retarded Left's reaction to the election.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: scrood at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (jYnlS)
Now lives in DC?
Obsessed with teh ghey issues?
Where have I heard this before?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (LuZz
Are we connecting dots now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (SRKgf)
So... liberals, keep fuckin' that chicken. Louder, even.
Posted by: weew at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (EaEMG)
Fuck these people. After 8 years of this shit my tolerance and patience are done. I've gotten lots of practice at pointing out the 'racism' they are accusing me of is nothing more than them projecting their issues on me.
I'll guarantee I've seen more of the world than these spoiled adult babies.
Posted by: adampm at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (LNFRT)
Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (sUP4M)
Previous generations of Americans only tamed the wilderness, built railroads and dams, defeated the Nazis and communism and sent men to the moon. The millennials create narratives and it is a thankless task
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (1BQGO)
First World problems.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (jPoCB)
Posted by: Director of User Experience at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (/D5Lf)
++++
I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU REDNECK TRASH PEOPLE
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (zAejZ)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (xujbM)
saying we're a bunch of hicks that need to get out more, and broaden our
experiences.
Posted by: Rebecca, happy deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:48 PM (ZHm8z)
Amen! I've been to the liberal utopias. They are crap.
Posted by: Smokestack at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (3e/Uq)
Neither have most Parisians, even the Muslim ones. I'm sure Country-Boy-Gone-To-The-City thinks they are, like, well-mannered Gods of sophistication. He gave himself an out with a two and one-half hour drive. Honestly, I don't want to share a country with these motherfuckers. Let's start to dissolve and let those like California that want to go, go, and not in the Al Sharpton "just kidding" way.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 10, 2016 01:57 PM (xPxSD)
First World problems.
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That really does sum it up doesn't it.
The struggle is real.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:57 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 01:57 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2016 01:57 PM (sUP4M)
The goal of student council presidents.
These are the people who are smarter than you, and feel obligated to nudge you.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2016 01:57 PM (C9pBZ)
in his baby dick...
Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten
Punch him in Dave's dick and maybe give him a fat lip.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 10, 2016 01:57 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: giftogab at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (ysKvq)
shake a Muslim's hand, or talk soccer with a middle age lesbian, or
attend a lecture by a female business executive.
Let's see...
...as a woman, a lot of Muslims won't shake my hand. But hey, I have a lot of Muslim family who did at my brother's wedding when he married a naturalized (legal) immigrant from India.
...I don't talk soccer (don't care) but my son's kindergarten BFF had two mommies. Spent a lovely Christmas eve with them one year and have talked about all sorts of things over the years.
...I *work* with female business executives, so I prefer lunching with them over attending a lecture.
What.A.Tool
Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (NOIQH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNbF9PI9Gjo
Sincerely,
OM
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (+l+7Y)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (pIU1g)
He's funny and has a good heart, and he's a good worker and a good friend. That's all I give a shit about.
But I'm just a deplorable. What do I know.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: weew at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 01:50 PMAnd that, Muldoon, was the icing on the limerick cake! Happy birthday!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: Leftist Twit #452 at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (39g3+)
-- Burt Reynolds, from Smokey and the Bandit
Posted by: Isophorone at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (rvgcl)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2016 01:52 PM (/tuJf)
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I'll search for it on YouTube, right after I take out my front teeth.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: sans_sheriff at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (SIVRK)
I told them "everyone's a little bit racist" and asked just what type of racism they would consider not disqualifying for public office.
Stunned silence ensued.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (QtQaN)
'Talk soccer with a middle age lesbian '
See that's the problem, I talk soccer with another soccer fan. And I
don't give a rat's ass if he or she is white black gay or muslim.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (EbeEQ)
So, what do you have against native Americans, hispanics, asians and Pacific islanders?
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (vI+F1)
good or badness.
it's rather wicked to me.
Posted by: willow at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Director of User Experience at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (kTF2Z)
It was both. Take my word for it. Both.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Thursby at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (1wofY)
I found it 200 yards away from his liver and right leg after his suicide vest detonated.
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Is that actually true anywhere?
Sure as heck isn't true here in the Scary South.
Sure as heck isn't true around any military base.
??
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2016 01:46 PM (gTQoY)
As I said above, ladyboy has definitely never been to Texas.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (Jcg9Q)
Just being respectful - its a very small club.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 01:54 PM (gmeXX)
I totally get Bill not calling. He's too old to take an ashtray to the head. He'll probably call from the burner phone he uses to chit chat with his whores.
Trump is meeting with Obama so there's that and that makes sense.
Just thought it was odd that the prez who kicked off the whole globalist scheme is the first one to phone.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (4ErVI)
I've got news for him: I'm not talking effing soccer with anybody.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:41 PM (SRKgf
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You and me both, brutha
Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (Fmupd)
There's no point in replying to stupid.
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Rick67 at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (bqer+)
What a crock of shit
This is a man ashamed of his family, and his roots, so desperate for the approval of people he assumes are better thsn him
Posted by: ThunderB at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (1TXSC)
"I have friends and acquaintances who are Trump supporters." Well, golly, isn't that tolerant of you?.
Someone needs to find some way to respond to this guy in withering tones. I nominate AtC
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (tOcW/)
Oh, wait. That actually happened. *cough* Hairy Reed *cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (Iy6JT)
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The first gay person I knew was the vice principal at my junior high school. He seemed like a nice person but his significant other roommate murdered a male prostitute in their home. I have no idea if that made me a better person.
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (wPiJc)
What an ass
Posted by: ThunderB at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (1TXSC)
I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I'm having the time of my life watching and reading the liberal freak out in full effect. I've never laughed so hard in my life! The last day and a half have been the most entertaining in a long time that I can remember.
Posted by: EC at November 10, 2016 01:29 PM (oIkQ6)
I know. Like we're all on ecstasy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (qCMvj)
Wonder if pajama boy here ever talked guns with his dad while eating a hot dog at a baseball game? Oh wait, I forgot, that's just silly old American culture. It's not worthy.
Posted by: LawLurker at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (202DZ)
Didn't make it suck any less."
Did you get licked? Asking for a friend....
Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (oYcZj)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (hnq4v)
Bottom. Definitely. Doesn't even expect a reach around.
Posted by: Damiano at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (SRKgf)
$kammer's gravy train dried up.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (MHq1d)
Right. My best friend in law school was seriously conservative lesbian from Texas. (Of course, I didn't learn about the lesbian thing until later, and it does shed some light on why I couldn't get anywhere with her, but the point stands.)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (kDUMP)
"One black girl masturbated to orgasm in history class."
"Now, if we look at the Louisiana Purchase...."
"ahh - ahhhhhhhh - GHNAH!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (FqgrG)
By January they'll have a coherent attack strategy and more dangerous. The Hillary team is working hard at pushing "Trump is awful" on the news to blot out news on her lawbreaking, corruption, and incompetence at state from getting through, for example.
But for now... the crazies are in the spotlight, demonstrating just exactly why it is they lost. Its like some kind of post defeat festival.
Posted by: CHristopher R Taylorh at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (39g3+)
And DU is STILL down. Now normally that would please
me, and it does to some extent, but I'm also dying to catch the
retarded Left's reaction to the election.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (SRKgf)
$10 says that DU is keeping the site dark on purpose, either to gin up a charge against Trump supporters or because they were on the brink of bankruptcy anyway and it looked like a good enough time to close the doors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: White People at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (0dmP2)
Don't they prefer WNBA?
Posted by: runningrn
My wife and I take my FIL and lesbian SIL to Las Vegas every year, and SIL and I sit around the pool and talk tits. (My wife says for 'for fuksake' a lit). We do have a lot in common.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: TomS. at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (9/QQm)
It's not exactly the worst thing in the article, but I'm a huge space pedant.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (8nWyX)
What? Never heard of someone being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for not accomplishing anything yet?
</sarc>
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (jxbfJ)
Yes; I think he should just get sworn in in the Oval Office.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (tOcW/)
Why didn't his mom fuck a black man? Why didn't his dad fuck a black woman? Hmmm? BECUASE HIS PARENTS WERE GODDAMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS WHO REFUSED TO INTERMARRY and instead consciously CHOSE to perpetuate the White Race and thereby White Supremacy.
Deal with THAT, white boy, child of racism, spawn of privilege and bigotry!
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 01:55 PM (SRKgf)
DU?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (r/0kC)
I'm either like wow or laughing my ass off.
It's marvelous.
Trump might end up being a big disappointment, but right now is the good time.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (4ErVI)
Don't they prefer WNBA?
Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2016 01:57 PM (sUP4M)
And LPGA/softball in the off season.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)
There's no point in replying to stupid.
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (xujbM)
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Has she taken a look at the stock market since Trump won? I don't know about today, but yesterday was epic.
But, as you say, stupid.
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: CHristopher R Taylorh at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (39g3+)
And if Hillary had been elected?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 01:49 PM (bpfzP)
=====Aussie Rules 'football' for lotsa fun. I absolutely love the Rugby Clubs appearing in the suburbs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (MIKMs)
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This is why I keep coming to AoS.
Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (Fmupd)
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I work with someone who's always telling me I have to see the world. Not sure why I really need to. I'm happy right where I am.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (PY9jH)
I found it 200 yards away from his liver and right leg after his suicide vest detonated.
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (jBuUi)
Reason 1,000,000,001 that I am a zombie fan
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (Om16U)
DU?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (8hICw)
Sorry, Democrat(ic) Underground, aka "the leftist fever swamp."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Gay Dave at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (FqgrG)
Didn't make it suck any less.
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (6ToNi)
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Call it Euroweenie Kickyball. They just love that.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (aj9U3)
I wonder if he's ever had the user experience of changing out a flat tire
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (lKyWE)
But lots and lots of "flyover" country is a mixed bag and we kind of get along, not that the MSM or Roll Call would notice. In Texas we produce a shit load of meat goats that are trucked weekly to PA and NY and FL and those goats feed ethnic markets that like goat meat -- many are muslims, some are cubans, jamaicans, etc. We don't hate them, good gosh. We just don't like the ones that try to impose sharia or that try to kill people drawing mohammed cartoons.
In rural Texas we white devils live next to mexican americans and they're our friends. Often we both agree that illegal immigration is out of hand. Sometimes we don't. I know a lot of hispanic americans who voted Trump, mainly because they were clear that Hillary was a crook.
In my part of rural Texas I know a lot of gay folks, both man gay and lesbian gay and have relatives that are. I get along with them fine. But they're not in my face with it for the most part. Live and let live.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (8hICw)
Sorry, Democrat(ic) Underground, aka "the leftist fever swamp."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (SRKgf)
No need to apologize for educating me.
I'm sorry that I wasn't hip to your slang.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (8hICw)
I met my first gay friend in the South. Could this guy shake hands with a Southern conservative gay guy who voted for Trump?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (qCMvj)
"ahh - ahhhhhhhh - GHNAH!"
******
"I'll have what she's having."
Posted by: When Harry Met Thomas Jefferson at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: CHristopher R Taylorh at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (bpfzP)
http://tinyurl.com/p56ohfv
Posted by: irright at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (pMGkg)
They are chasing some chimera to make themselves feel better.
This election was not about bopping gay people on the head with a stick.
It was about the rejection of the corruption and extra-constitutionalism of the Obama regime and the Clinton regime in waiting.
He makes a big deal about visiting the National Archives and seeing the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.
Did he ever read them and grasp what they are about?
And there is no mention of gay rights, abortion or anchor babies in there, either.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: LawLurker at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (202DZ)
These people are so insecure they have to meet a quota of conversations with "people of color" in order to feel they're permitted to hold an opinion.
They're stupid stupid stupid. Plain, old fashioned, vanilla STUPID.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (Iy6JT)
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True... but we need to recognize what lies behind the mask of offended nitwits they publicly present. Behind the facade is blood lust. They always, constantly talk about how to kill us all. Usually couched as a joke.
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (zAejZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (0F67M)
I found it 200 yards away from his liver and right leg after his suicide vest detonated.
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (jBuUi)
OK, zombie, that pic you linked to in your nic is seriously fucked up 8 ways from Sunday...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (+l+7Y)
www.Facebook.com/patrickthornton
Posted by: AL Czervik at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (wTh+C)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (6ToNi)
That's... I don't know what it is. It's not trivia, but it's not exactly significant.
I mean-- I guess it's kind of a big deal that a guy from a D state won the R nomination and then the Presidency? Like if he had won without Ohio or something.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (HgMAr)
What a crock of shit. This is a man...
Posted by: ThunderB
Willing to stipulate to the first, insist on debating the second.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (PY9jH)
======
Check out Slate. Many minutes of entertainment just in the headlines.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (aj9U3)
Well, not for 3 years and 1 day, when her investments are doing well and health care costs are down.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Director of User Experience at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Wait...wearing shirts untucked is a GAY thing?
Maybe that's why I can't score a date to save my life. With a chick that is.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: LawLurker at November 10, 2016 02:01 PM (202DZ)"
No. Just take a moment in a dark room with a single candle and begin to breath deep. One by one identify with the strange unknown entity you have never met. Be sure your palms are facing up or it wont work.
Posted by: giftogab at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (ysKvq)
There's no point in replying to stupid.
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (xujbM)
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Has she taken a look at the stock market since Trump won? I don't know about today, but yesterday was epic.
But, as you say, stupid.
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 02:03 PM (uHcnA)
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She would have thanked Obama for that, of course.
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (39g3+)
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If Trump continues to inspire ace to write like this, then this is gonna be the best 4-8 years of my life.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: Sphynx at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (OZmbA)
Unfortunately, it's now "you must affirm and approve of my life or I will use the government to destroy you."
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (8hICw)
I'm so sure I'm signing an executive order banning kickyball.
You're welcome.
Posted by: President Trump at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (4ErVI)
I am so fearful. Those of you who have never faced discrimination do not know what the election of Trump feels like to us. Blah, blah, blah...drivel, drivel, drivel.
Check your damn Lesbian Privilege, honey, I have been discriminated at work and else where--everybody has. It got worse during the Obama years.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (kXoT0)
389 If this man is white, then he is the product of racism.
Why didn't his mom fuck a black man? Why didn't his dad fuck a black woman? Hmmm? BECUASE HIS PARENTS WERE GODDAMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS WHO REFUSED TO INTERMARRY and instead consciously CHOSE to perpetuate the White Race and thereby White Supremacy.
Deal with THAT, white boy, child of racism, spawn of privilege and bigotry!
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (jBuUi)
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That's so hawt!
Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: MTF at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (C9pBZ)
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I work with someone who's always telling me I have to see the world. Not sure why I really need to. I'm happy right where I am.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (gmeXX)
It's very much worth it to see both the USA and other countries, if you have the money and the time.
Making not seeing enough of either a test of how good a person you are is foundationally stupid.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 10, 2016 02:08 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Insanity at November 10, 2016 02:08 PM (P/UKo)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 02:04 PM (aj9U3)
We call it "Metric Football," where most of the action must be in the shower room afterwards, because God knows there isn't much on the field.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:08 PM (SRKgf)
What if I want to talk soccer to a Muslim lesbian and shake the hand of middle aged female executive? Does that count? If I grab them by the p*ssy do I get extra points?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 10, 2016 02:08 PM (493sH)
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The fun part of traveling is how easily it is to spot a conservative, especially in places like Seattle. They are the ones that are always smiling.
The left have resting bitch faces, and that's just the men.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:08 PM (G8TO0)
Have they called MI yet?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (Fqgr
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Heh. I grew up just outside of DC and still live here (deplorable, I know, but in between I have also lived on the west coast and in the midwest). I used to look at pictures in my history books in elementary school and think how cool it would be to see Mt. Rushmore, but it was so far away and I thought I'd never get to go there.
If you can find people that grew up in DC (and there aren't too many of us), you'll find that we mostly have a very different attitude than the author of this article. Which makes it extra excruciating for me to read dreck like his.
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: MTF
Quite the contrary. We ALWAYS hire retarded people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM (89T5c)
Or talked curling with elderly foot fetishists?
Or what about talking tetherball with a sexually confused toddler?
Then you really need to get out more.
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: White People at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM (fW8kj)
I found it 200 yards away from his liver and right leg after his suicide vest detonated.
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 01:59 PM (jBuUi)
OK, zombie, that pic you linked to in your nic is seriously fucked up 8 ways from Sunday...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (+l+7Y)
.............
Really. I would have went with a vacuum cleaner instead of the tailpipe.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM (G8TO0)
I like some of them.
To hell with the idea that their categories are more important than anything else.
That is not American.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2016 02:10 PM (gTQoY)
Why didn't his mom fuck a black man? Why didn't his dad fuck a black woman? Hmmm? BECUASE HIS PARENTS WERE GODDAMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS WHO REFUSED TO INTERMARRY and instead consciously CHOSE to perpetuate the White Race and thereby White Supremacy.
Deal with THAT, white boy, child of racism, spawn of privilege and bigotry!
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 02:02 PM (jBuUi)
When I look at many of the men in the pictures of the Clinton victory party - I think this explains exactly what is wrong with them.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 10, 2016 02:10 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: hogmartin
Yeah, I thought of that too. I think there is some kind of mock-up or replica in the Air and Space Museum. But there is also one in the Spaceflight Museum in Florida (at the Kennedy Space Flight Center) and one in Houston at the Johnson Space Flight Center.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 10, 2016 02:10 PM (RFeQD)
'Talk soccer with a middle age lesbian '
See that's the problem, I talk soccer with another soccer fan. And I
don't give a rat's ass if he or she is white black gay or muslim.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2016 01:31 PM (EbeEQ)
So, what do you have against native Americans, hispanics, asians and Pacific islanders?
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 10, 2016 01:58 PM (vI+F1)
Reminds me of an old episode of MTV's "The Real World". Argument between the angry black SJW guy and the pretty boy white guy. ABSJW complained that PBWG was racist.
"Nuh-uhn! I talk to black friends about sports and music all the time!"
"Oh I see. You only talk to black people about sports and music because you think that's all we know about. Do you EVER talk about anything ELSE with black people?"
Blah, blah, blah.
The thing that made me roll my eyes is that the ABSJW never even considered that the PBWG only talked sports and music with black people because the PBWG was such an obviously shallow doofus that those two subjects were the ONLY subjects he could hold a conversation on with anyone, regardless of their race.
Made me want to Molotov Cocktail the whole fucking house.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 02:10 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 10, 2016 02:10 PM (spEx6)
Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (ewSN2)
I've long contended that the reason more Americans don't have passports is that the country's big enough, and diverse enough regionally, that we have less need than a European, who hears another language if he goes a hundred miles in any direction.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: ejo at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (il4FI)
Good grief. What does she think the basically socially liberal NY'er Trump is going to do to LGBT people?!!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (0dmP2)
I like Seattle, its a beautiful, interesting town, but I always feel like I'm deep in enemy territory and am very uncomfortable there. I'm that way in any big metro area. I'm just a country boy at heart, I suppose.
I feel at home in the wilderness, in the mountains.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 10, 2016 02:00 PM (xujbM)
I have a brother like that. Lost and gone. I resisted replying to his bullshit, for Mom's sake. She was glad.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (MHq1d)
Additionally, while I've been on four continents and went to what is considered an elite college, nothing broadened my horizons as much as five years as an enlisted Marine, where I lived and worked with anyone and everyone - farmboys from Kansas, Dominicans from the Bronx, black kids from the ghettos of DC and Chicago, California surfers, coonasses from Louisiana, a cowboy from Wyoming, Mexicans from Texas, Haitians from Miami, a Navajo from New Mexico, and immigrants from all over - Jamaica, Poland, South Korea, Honduras, China, and others. So forgive me if I snort when some snot-nosed punk kid sniffs about how cosmopolitan he is because he had a gay roommate one year and moved to (an undoubtedly fancy and very white neighborhood in) DC.
Posted by: radar at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (Pc8RA)
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (G8TO0)
in many, many, subtle, profound, deep ways
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (c6/9Q)
Interesting, Priebus on Rush's air just referred to his own comment (I'm assuming his thing about NTs putting future party support in question).
I think Priebus may be a greatly under-appreciated here.
The whining/concern/fear regarding lack of a Trump ground-game/data operation were probably quite off-base. There were some corrections on this matter, right here in the comments sections, when these untruths were pushed.
Anyway, Priebus coming across as a very smart and very sincere guy trying to get the job done.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (QDnY+)
One of the Muslims at my alma mater was later convicted of being a money man for al'Qaeda. Ran a credit card fraud operation while a "grad student".
Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (07Eou)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 02:06 PM (89T5c)
This.
Samuel L. Jackson will move to South Africa? Has he ever been there? I have. And while it used to be a First World country, now for obvious reasons it's become a dangerous armpit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: 29Victor at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (GA8+N)
Condescending hack.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (PQCDp)
*****
Gives whole new meaning to "This'll curl your toes!"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (wPiJc)
This is a lie.
This a complete and total motherfucking lie.
Maybe the Muslim but you know what? When I lived in NEPA, I was considered a freak because I was Baptist and not Catholic.
I grew up in a tiny, tiny rural Michigan town. There were interracial couples. There were people of different faiths. I'm sure there were gay people though, fine, they weren't making out in public AS NO ONE SHOULD BE.
This is flat out fucking lies.
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
It's what has infested DC and it's environs. Lying weasels who really do believe that they are in some fashion superior for some not quite well defined reason, but feel driven to run your world...
I'm happy to be in Texas.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (C9pBZ)
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Having trouble with the plaid flannel shirts -- my uniform -- because somehow that is now 'gay'. You'll take my plaid flannel shirts, along with my crocs (all colors, although I have black for dress), from my cold, dead body.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: The Margins at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (6ToNi)
all. He really looks like a man - child that has the pulse of the
every day American. Hot takes indeed.
www.Facebook.com/patrickthornton
Posted by: AL Czervik at November 10, 2016 02:05 PM (wTh+C)
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That's the author of this piece? The guy next to him looks like Howdy Doody.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (bpfzP)
I approve.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (G8TO0)
..............
I'd like to grab me some of that.
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (HgMAr)
I approve.
Pics or you're hallucinating.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 10, 2016 02:14 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM
not that I've seen
the Detroit (Rock City) Free Press called Michigan for Trump around 11:30 PM
even the Decision Desk HQ hasn't colored in Michigan on their map as of now
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 10, 2016 02:14 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: GregV61 at November 10, 2016 02:14 PM (H0lcY)
When I was in Sixth Grade, 12 years old, we had our first "sex education" class, and one day the teacher made us all arrange our desks in a circle to have basically a Group Therapy session, in which we could ask her anything about sex we wanted to - -anything. Because education is important and kids have a lot of misapprehensions. Don't be embarrassed.
First girl, who is black and pretty well-developed for a 12-year-old, raises her hand, and asks:
"Can you get pregnant if he comes on your panties?"
The teacher was momentarily stunned and speechless, so the girl continued:
"I mean, I was jacking him off and he said he wanted to put it in and I said no and he was trying anyway and I still had my panties on and he was rubbing it up against my pussy lips and he came anyway but it never went inside. Does that get me pregnant?"
I don't even remember what our Sex Education teacher replied, I was too stunned. I mean, I hadn't even hit puberty yet, and this girl was in my class (in sixth grade we still all had one class all day, same teacher, same students, except for special things like gym and sex education). I had NO IDEA my classmates were already doing that stuff. That was the real education -- the question itself, not the answer.
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 02:14 PM (jBuUi)
That's the author of this piece? The guy next to him looks like Howdy Doody.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (bpfzP)
You sure it's a guy? Could be Princess Chelsea.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 10, 2016 02:14 PM (PY9jH)
Trump also won the Presidency without winning his home state.
That's... I don't know what it is. It's not trivia, but it's not exactly significant.
I mean-- I guess it's kind of a big deal that a guy from a D state
won the R nomination and then the Presidency? Like if he had won
without Ohio or something.
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Heck, he lost his "hometowns" (Queens/Manhattan) by ratios of like 30:1
Posted by: mrp at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (JBggj)
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I feel at home in the mountains too, but occasionally I need my city kick, probably because of being used to living in NY for so long. I do love most of our American cities despite their leftist idiocy. We forget a sizable amount are still conservative even their numbers arent large enough to dominate politics.
The only time a city gave me a truly evil, uncomfortable vibe was Vancouver. As one visitor noted: Vancouver is like a turd bowl surrounded by flowers.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (G8TO0)
464
Talk to me after you've seen a naked Art Garfunkel, asshole.
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (6ToNi)
The only way that comment could be moar horrific is if you eliminated the comma.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (d76uN)
It's getting harder and harder to read comments when that asswipe shows up.
I don't get why his IP can't be banned. It's the same damn hash every time!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2016 02:12 PM (QDnY+)
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You're trying to make me ungrudge my grudge, aren't you? I may possibly do so, grudgingly.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (bpfzP)
Yep. I've talked to my British friend about this, why get a passport? I go to another state and its like a different country to him. Europeans just cannot grasp in their minds how big the US is. My state is as big as Great Britain combined.
The military is super diverse, it always has been. Even when troops were more or less segregated it still was more diverse than the average town at the time. Soldiers are used to dealing with all sorts of different people... and even more so when they serve overseas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)
Seems like the media is completely bipolar right now. Half of their think pieces read "Trump won because Americans are a gigantic bunch of hateful redneck shits, let's shit on them more!!" and the other half read, "OMG, we were sooo wrong about Hillary, we have to listen more to everybody, even icky white people, and talk less."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (u8kLQ)
Yeah, he's full of shiite. But he used a percentage, so it's like science, man.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (Iy6JT)
Trish Regan on Fox Business new segment is Liberal Media Meltdown. Love it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (493sH)
Yep. A far better education than any fucking college you'll attend.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (MHq1d)
One of the early Dilbert books had some advice about public displays of affection. IIRC, it was basically:
Attractive people can kiss. Average-looking people can hold hands.
The rest of you better not try anything at all.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: mrp at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (JBggj)
He was booed as he was voting.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (kXoT0)
Yknow, I grew up in a very small town in IN.
"How small is it" you ask. There were 85 people in my high school graduating class of 1985. There were 3 gay guys, 2 lesbians, one unwed mother, and a misplaced hippie. One of my best friends was one of the gay dudes. Another best friend had a brother who is a midget (a real one) and one of the smartest guys I know. Were there black people in our town? No, but there was a black lady who lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere. She had been there her whole life, was older than dirt and had photos of herself with every President between Kennedy and Reagan.
Beat that "American experience" you pathetic little toe rag.
Posted by: madamemayhem at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: margins at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: The Margins at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Roll call twerp at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 10, 2016 02:13 PM (u0s1P)
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She's on now.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 10, 2016 02:09 PM
not that I've seen
the Detroit (Rock City) Free Press called Michigan for Trump around 11:30 PM
even the Decision Desk HQ hasn't colored in Michigan on their map as of now
Posted by: AltonJackson
Butthurt Level - Immense
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Actually complimented Trump for spending his own money. Now he cant be bought.
Of course she doesn't consider all that Union money to be 'dark money' that 'peddles influence'
Posted by: McCool at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2016 02:16 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (G8TO0)
Really? Why? I haven't been to Vancouver in many years, but it was lovely then. Beautiful girls, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Insanity
Hammtrack, Dearborn. Full of them thar Muslims.
I live in suburban Columbus, and there is a big Somali community here in Columbus. Not quite as big as Minneapolis-St. Paul, but about 30K. There is all kinds of weird people in my neighborhood (like the nice, quiet Chinese couple next door, and that weird fucker Kasich who lives the next street over).
I went to college with this goofy little guy from Iran, (in the -70's) and he was always going on about how bad the Shah was (this was before he was deposed). I also had a grad student teaching a lab, who was from Pakistan (Muslim, you bet!), and he was always being rude to the women folk. I started giving him shit one time for that, and he backed down right away.
Yes Virginia, we dumb rubes in Ohio have actually met people from other lands. And zounds! I have a passport and have been on an airplane and other incredible stuff.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (RFeQD)
It's almost like this guy doesn't know what the Fuck he's talking about.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (FqgrG)
Has anyone here been to Salon? I'm tempted to go for the lulz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
That's the downside of the last few days. There's so much Schadenfreude to enjoy that you can't savor all of it. It's like being at a Vegas buffet with only a small salad plate.
Mostly keeping up here and my usual Polite Right hate reading -- but can but taste the MSM, Dem.Left and social media suffering.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: 13times at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (WHVu+)
I hate hipsters and wouldn't mind culling them: It's the humane thing to do
Posted by: Billy Occam at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (YqO0E)
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (lpHNf)
Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (bpfzP)
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I told you yesterday, grammie, just toss it in the junk drawer. Odds are good you'll need to use it again.
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (uHcnA)
I just watched a bunch of different vids of "protesters" calling for violence, black teens beating & kicking an old man while shouting "he voted for Trump!" , rioting thugs burning police cars, etc.
It's going to get worse out there before it gets better.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 02:18 PM (NIrI2)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 10, 2016 02:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Um, 12 year old boys can't... did she call children's services? Cause clearly she wasn't with some little boy her age...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2016 02:18 PM (hnq4v)
And I have heard Doc Watson sing Columbus Stockade Blues.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 02:18 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 10, 2016 02:18 PM (+l+7Y)
Posted by: MTF at November 10, 2016 02:18 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: perv at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (Queum)
You're trying to make me ungrudge my grudge, aren't you? I may possibly do so, grudgingly.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (bpfzP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm not giving up my ORCA grudge!
No!
Noooooooooo!
*toddlerfits on ground*
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (mf5HN)
I bet he knows nothing about soccer.
Probably never played a sport at all.
Hmm, soccer, I need to check this weekends schedule to record some matches... and discuss the beautiful game with my hubby, who at least know how it's played.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: dIb at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (VJOLZ)
It's almost like this guy doesn't know what the Fuck he's talking about.
His only knowledge of rednecks is Dukes of Hazard.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (mf5HN)
You taunt me with your FBN-having and also I'm at work.
I'm obviously not getting anything done today.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (Iy6JT)
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Is he being gracious for real? I haven't turned on the TV. If he is, then good for him.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (bpfzP)
Margins restored.
Have a nice day!
Posted by: OregonMuse,
Try again.
And ban that sob.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (Nwg0u)
On the state end, if two people want to spend your lives together, no one is stopping you. By all means, amend HIPPA (government intrusion in your "rights", not a bunch of Luddite midwesterners) so all the hospital visitation, death, etc. issues become non issues. Tax benefits? Again, look to the government for your oppression, not homophobic boogiemen... people... whatever.
On the religious side, hell... a friend got excommunicated for marrying a Wiccan. Lots of churches won't allow divorced people to marry again. It's a religious issue. Don't like it? Find a new religion or go complain to the pope or someone. This is not a political or "rights" issue.
Feeling excluded? Stop showing up to work/ social functions wearing sequins and feather boas and shouting about how much you love cock in your ass/ mouth. If I showed up to work and started ranting about my rights and enjoyment of grabbing pussy... you'd be the first asshole demanding that I get fired for workplace harassment. No one cares what you do in your bedroom or who you do it with. No one wants to hear about it. That applies to everyone. You are not being singled out or exploited. You're being asked to behave in a way that all other adults are expected to.
Move past that stupidity and you're left with a word. If two or more people want to call themselves "married" or a "couple or "gooniegoogoo" why does anyone care? Both sides need to get off their high horse on this shit. It's a fucking word. If you speak a different language, you already call it something different.
Posted by: Damiano at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (71OEY)
And look at what he thinks is, I guess, "really living on the edge"! Shook hands with a Muslim? You think that was risky or something? I'm sure I have "out-experienced" this idiot on several different levels and I'm still a staunch conservative. In fact, my experiences have continued to make me more conservative.
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 02:11 PM (tOcW/)
Beats me. I know of nothing in Trump's agenda that threatens the LGBQTE community. Taking on the illegal alien problem is enough without going to war with the LGBQTE faction.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (kXoT0)
Since he hates us so much he needs to start boycotting all of the food that comes from here.
He'll either die of hunger or be broke from sourcing (a good hipster word) said food from other countries.
Yes, different parts of the country are different and we do different things. But a lot of people produce more then drivel. They produce something worthwhile.
Racist sob, yes you can be racist by branding an entire area of the country as racist, homophobic intolerant.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (wV8s/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (Iy6JT)
While still funding rioters.
He can still eat shit.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (Iy6JT)
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Is he being gracious for real?
Yes. He is. He doesn't want Hillary either.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (WrQfI)
Um, 12 year old boys can't... did she call children's services? Cause clearly she wasn't with some little boy her age...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Are you kidding? She handed out condoms to us after each session.
They also forced us to watch a completely XXX-rated pornographic "educational" film of people with cerebral palsy fucking -- I mean actually, really fucking -- to show that "disabled" people can be sexual too, so don't be prejudiced!
Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (jBuUi)
http://tinyurl.com/jqpvoq4
Can I get an "Allah Akhbar?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (SRKgf)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/248924/
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (r/0kC)
545 Oh and can I just say as a Michigander that yeah I fully believe that Ohioans are full of utter shit.
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (mf5HN)
Bite me. Go Buckeyes.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (z/Ubi)
My guess is he was hoping Trump would be a bombastic jackwagon like his campaign persona, and then he'd look like a noble hero and Trump a loser. But it didn't work, it just made Trump seem presidential and respectable.
But maybe I'm being unfair and Obama just was being a good guy. Has to happen once in a while, right?
I'm thinking that its not impossible the guy actually likes Trump at some level, a shared sort of "yeah I get him" vibe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (kTF2Z)
1.7% homosexual
1.8% bisexual
0.1% transexual
...or 3.6% of the population is LGBT.
Check those numbers but the percentages that Pew reports have been in the 3.2-3.6% range over the past several years.
Posted by: ExurbanDoug at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (jF9N5)
People I know are comfortable coastal suburbanites who are NPR types and would never vote for an icky, racist, authoritarian Republican (i.e. all of them).
And yet, and yet ...... they are as unworldly, as limited in their personal life experiences, as anyone I know. Their policy illiteracy is a given, but like this idiot Beltway snowflake, they have the most absurd, clueless, arrogant, narcissistic take on social matters.
The middle-aged ones are such sad little pieces of easily formed clay that they inquire excitedly about the "diversity" of a nephew's college dorm.
These are people whose own college dorms were nearly as "diverse" (in the meaningless sense of race) as the nephew's are today. Back then nobody gave it a thought, and the word diversity hadn't been hijacked and rendered useless.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 02:18 PM (NIrI2)
~~~
Pro-tip for the left: Don't start a street fight with 2nd Amendment supporters.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Pajama Boys Dad in the GE Commercial at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (jkkMG)
No!
Noooooooooo!
*toddlerfits on ground*
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (mf5HN)
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To be fair, I think ORCA was more on Romney than Reince. But still, yeah.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (bpfzP)
So he supervises the glory hole?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Not only supervises, but get some OT in, too.
IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (89T5c)
And whatever they say publicly Obama and Hilary are cheering it on. It's the bought and paid for "Grass roots" violence of OWS and BLM. Soros needs to be deported and his assets seized.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (8b+oT)
Why can't we just have the lesbian shake the Muslim's hand while the Muslim talks about soccer?
Skip the middle man.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (lpHNf)
Look in the mirror you useless bull tits.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (YqO0E)
I need suggestions for a book of poems or prayers, available in kindle, that I can send to someone who just lost a parent
Something comforting? Can be funny
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (Om16U)
At a time when slide rules were cutting edge, and an electronic calculator had vacuum tubes running it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (/HRmu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:17 PM (SRKgf)
I think it was partly the Asian population, mostly Chinese that have a cool, steely population. I rarely got smiles no matter where I went and how happily I greeted people, and occasionally the middle finger by motorists despite not doing anything to piss them off. I assumed it was my Washington plates and maybe American tourists had a bad reputation there? Regardless, it made me feel oppressed so much that when I crossed the border again and stopped by, I think Bellingham, I got out of the car and kissed the ground.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (G8TO0)
They also forced us to watch a completely XXX-rated pornographic "educational" film of people with cerebral palsy fucking
...also: It Vibrates.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: Smokestack at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (3e/Uq)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (c6/9Q)
So, I need to grab a middle aged lesbian by the pussy while talking to her about soccer? Bonus points if she's an executive?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Pink Card!!!
Posted by: scrood at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (jYnlS)
Posted by: MAGA at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (yOWG+)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (bpfzP)
We've watched these scum for 8 years.
It is a mistake to assume they are saying anything nice in faith.
If Prezzy Piece of Shit said 1 +1 =2, I'd whip out my calculator.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: JackStraw
[raises hand] I plead guilty, sir. 7th grade, head down on my desk with a big coat on, watching my hot english teacher's garters just under her short skirt as she wrote on chalkboard. Please forgive me, Miss. whatever your name was.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (NUqwG)
I heard this morning on the radio that Slick Willie kept telling the Beast's advisers they need to reach out to white Catholics and blue collar voters but he was repeatedly shot down. All they needed was the pajama boy and grieved minority/womyn vote. Oh well
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (Iy6JT)
after it was suggested that Obama tanked Hillary's chances on purpose, by pulling out his campaign forces from critical states and districts, I think he's been showing an over enthusiastic response, like the speech after Trump won, if you noticed, it was quite cheery, with a bit of a smirk
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (qCMvj)
If you were entertaining a guy who had the power to overturn everything you did in short order, wouldn't you try to charm him too?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (/tuJf)
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I've been to Coloma. Five year old girls there have nose rings and biker tats.
Just sayin/.
Posted by: mrp at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (JBggj)
New poll says Clinton +2%...
RCP has clinton getting 294 Electoral Votes
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Alaska 2016 Presidential Election Polls - Craciun Research 10/29/2016
Clinton 47%
Trump 43%
"Clinton surging in Alaska!": Red State, HotAir, NRO .....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM
You're trolling, right?
Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (jkkMG)
I'm a Hoosier by birth, yay Mike Pence, and love MI only second to my husband. We're not all bad.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (wV8s/)
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Honestly, would you??
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (bpfzP)
https://tinyurl.com/p56ohfv
Posted by: MTF
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! INDEED!!!!!
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2016 02:22 PM (8b+oT)
I suppose those could become collectors items.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (+l+7Y)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (c6/9Q)
I nominate kbdabear.
I have a very pleasant user experience every time the ONT Compliance pics show up.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (GlWnW)
Posted by: MAGA at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (yOWG+)
Music to my ears!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (qCMvj)
The writer is a fraud. Everyone knows you talk softball with middle aged lesbians!
Posted by: Zon Toro at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (82s/V)
Newsweek suffers from premature election.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (3hIZX)
Commentary: The unbearable smugness of the press
By Will Rahn CBS News
http://tinyurl.com/zwdjv9y
It's amazing. Read every word. EVERY WORD.
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (O6aZ4)
I too have met people from all over the world. Many of them are assholes. Ignorant, arrogant assholes. How come I am supposed to bend over backwards to adjust to their ways, while they don't see any need to adjust to my ways?
Yes, a Muslim will smile and shake your hand. Then he'll go wash the Kufr Cooties off his hand with disinfectant. Later, his imam will explain to the congregation why people like you have to die.
My former boss from China has a lot of interesting racial theories. I still keep in touch. Not a bad person, but jeez...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (/f6Nd)
If you were entertaining a guy who had the power to overturn everything you did in short order, wouldn't you try to charm him too?
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Maybe he's hoping he can get discounted rates on his golf courses. Well his donors anyway - I'm sure Obama doesn't expect to pay for golf.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms!
The SEC laughs at both o' ya.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (9krrF)
Of course it's thanks to Republican vote suppression. They got the majority of votes of people who meant to vote, but got high.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (Q5Ymk)
Maybe a little of that and a metric shit ton of disliking Hillary.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (gTQoY)
Yeah I had never heard of her until someone mentioned her here. Didn't even know she had a show. How does a total nobody that noone knows get a national TV show? Sure its late night cable but... still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (NUqwG)
I have an advanced degree. I have learned (to some extent) two languages other than English. I have spoken with a German hausfrau about schnitzel, in her language. I have provided medical care to Americans, Germans, Guatamalans, Mexicans, Koreans, Japanese, Mongolians and Muslims. Only one that ever refused to shake my hand was a Muslim mother, and even then I treated her child with respect and dignity. I voted for Trump. I pay my taxes. I am not part of the problem.
(You said 'Colorado' three times)
I like Colorado.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: MAGA at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (yOWG+)
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Sweet. Great news for hillbillies all across the land, except for DC.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:26 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 10, 2016 02:26 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 10, 2016 02:26 PM (j1Wvr)
1.7% homosexual
1.8% bisexual
0.1% transexual
...or 3.6% of the population is LGBT.
Check those numbers but the percentages that Pew reports have been in the 3.2-3.6% range over the past several years.
Posted by: ExurbanDoug at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM (jF9N5)
Assuming there's no double-counting in those stats.
Given their skills in math and methodology, it's a pretty good bet that they counted overlaps more than once.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 10, 2016 02:20 PM (u0s1P)
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I was gonna go out today but now I'm too busy licking the monitor with Trish on.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:26 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: perv at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (Queum)
*fires up a Camel stud*
What was the point of that?
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 10, 2016 02:26 PM (MHq1d)
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Honestly, would you??
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (bpfzP)
Yes, as long as he doesn't know where my beer is.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:26 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 10, 2016 02:27 PM (H43MS)
Posted by: Reginald Denny at November 10, 2016 02:27 PM (g/I5+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2016 02:27 PM (YqO0E)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 10, 2016 02:27 PM (GH68B)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 02:27 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 02:27 PM (89T5c)
Has Will Rahn gotten any death threats yet?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 02:27 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
Don't you ever get tired of libs coming to take a selfie with you and your rustic shack in the wilderness for their FB page? Or is that only if they go to Africa?
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (1BQGO)
Guys, guys, you guys, Nate Silver is trying to be all I'M STILL SORT OF RIGHT! SEE SEE!
*prints this out and rubs it all over*
http://53eig.ht/2eURvCR
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (mN+tK)
https://youtu.be/XQGjkBuMGAU
Worth a listen or two
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 02:07 PM (3hIZX)
DING DING DING DING DONG thread winner.
Posted by: giftogab at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (ysKvq)
@BNONews 7m
At least 1 dead, dozens injured after large explosion outside German consulate in Afghanistan http://bit.ly/2eWpVEY
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (v4Dtx)
The real question is how he got through college at all with that shallow an intellect.
I live in a lovely middle class suburb in Michigan. I have many neighbors who are African American, and even more who are immigrants, Hispanic, Asian, African, and mid Eastern.
And oh, yes. No rioting after the election. Because everyone in this neighborhood works hard to live the American dream, with a nice house, a nice yard, a couple cars, and a good school district.
Try telling the guy from Nigeria, who's living in a house in a suburb of middle America, that he's oppressed.
These people are completely different from the snotty, upper middle class, white brats who are whining and blubbering because they ran a corrupt career politician for president and she lost. Oh, by the way, look at the photos from Clinton's election night rally. They're overwhelmingly white.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (j1Wvr)
Everyone in every part of the country has their own challenges to deal with. No one gets out of being dealt a tough hand...be it as a Vietnamese refugee trying to begin a new life in a new country without a dollar to his name to a white, rural person with a high school diploma living in a double-wide trailer in North Carolina where the factory jobs dried up years ago to a black woman on welfare in the inner city where the schools are broken and the crime is rampant.
We all live a life of difficulties - job loss, bankruptcy, death in the family, divorce, illness. And to pretend like an all-white community in the mid-West just doesn't 'get it' is so horridly ridiculous to me.
Where is the understanding from those in NYC or those in DC of what the all-white community in the mid-West is suffering? They just DON'T care, and they have decided that the 'problems' of a gay man who can live his love life however he chooses but can't get officially 'married' is equal to the other issues I listed?
What a joke. People want financial security and safety first. And the smarty-pants elite have decided that, no, you want gay marriage and multi-culturalism over and above the basic needs in life.
These 'smarter-than-thou' types need to sit down and be quiet.
Posted by: K-E at November 10, 2016 02:28 PM (J23oQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms!
Wait...you're in Michigan?
Which part?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
557
OT: Embarrassment for Newsweek as they are forced to recall premature 'Madam President' souvenir editions
http://tinyurl.com/jqpvoq4
Can I get an "Allah Akhbar?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:21 PM
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That's essentially the same story I linked above, except it had a photo of Hillary signing the cover of one of those. I love it.
Posted by: irright at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM (mf5HN)
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That's no way for a young lady to behave. I think someone's been watching too many lefties-in-despair videos.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue
In his speech at 3 am on Wednesday morning, Trump was very magnanimous and praising Reince Priebus. They acted like they were the best of buddies. They were shaking hands and just about hugging each other. I, personally, would rather hug Ivanka or Melania. But that's me.
Trump specifically said, regardless of what you have heard, we get along GREAT!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Middle Aged Lesbian Talking About Soccer at Supercuts at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (8b+oT)
I'm calling it now: all the college "incidents" are hoaxes, like they always are. Can't say about the others.
https://medium.com/@seanokane/day-1-in-trumps-america-9e4d58381001#.jbag8u1m1
Posted by: LizLem at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (WrQfI)
Don't know, I stopped asking him when he told me about his college roommate Dave. Apparently, he has become quite the soccer fan.
Posted by: SH at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (3hIZX)
cunning linguist !
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (c6/9Q)
++++
How soon they forget. Not like you need to be read anymore, Michael.
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (zAejZ)
here is a link for you..... go ahead, we'll wait : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
have you read any of the emails exchanged by your prefered candidate and her campaign ?
.....any ?
you do realize that same candidate NEVER visited/campaigned in one of the states she subsequently lost, right ?
not casting aspersions....I'm "just sayin'"... partner.
I'll just be blunt ....there was a very good reason Donna Brazille provided the questions she would get in the debate.....she NEEDED them.
everyone involved in the campaign knew the "limitations", so to speak of Mrs. Clinton.
apparently 40 million others knew of these "limitations" as well.
just not you, apparently.
although you did get one thing correct in your article, the "bubble" part.
Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (v8mM1)
I have never seen the Apollo Moon lander. I guess I should be removed from polite society for my own good.
Pardon my upper Midwest, loadsa white folks upbringing, but aren't all Apollo Moon Landers on, like, the moon?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (BK3ZS)
The counterpoint article to the #hottake is the drudge headline link to the unbearable smugness of the press.
Just that that was written and published by cbs is kind of astonishing.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (ODxAs)
If only
I live in the middle of Salem Oregon which has become a city over my lifetime. If I sold a million books though, I'd be up in a cabin in the woods.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (39g3+)
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Yeah pissing Trump the hell off isn't exactly going to do wonders for preserving your legacy.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (G8TO0)
Don't you dare tease. I so wanna get my Purge on.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (6ToNi)
I Google Imaged Samantha Bee and ... nothing.
I have no idea who this is.
Posted by: Grump928(c)
Picture opening a can of Pillsbury Buttermilk Biscuits and dropping the log of segmented raw dough on the kitchen floor.
She kinda looks like that.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: MAGA at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (yOWG+)
===
Link?
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (O6aZ4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (89T5c)
Who let that guy write that? How long before his colleagues kick him out of the newsroom?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 10, 2016 02:15 PM (Iy6JT)
after it was suggested that Obama tanked Hillary's chances on
purpose, by pulling out his campaign forces from critical states and
districts, I think he's been showing an over enthusiastic response, like
the speech after Trump won, if you noticed, it was quite cheery, with a
bit of a smirk
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.
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.It is no secret that obama hates the clintons. The big question is would he destroy his own legacy to watch her lose? I am inclined to think that yes maybe he is that vindictive. He already has his place secured in the history books so he took a let her burn approach and didn't campaign really hard for her.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (iONHu)
Why would I have a problem with that? Just like I always thought the prejudice against male cheerleaders was stupid.... you literally have some of the hottest girls in school dropping into your arms and standing above your head in a skirt. What's the downside?
Girls wrestling, though... many of them need to put on more clothes. Just saying.
Posted by: Vanceone at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (IQzhs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2016 02:32 PM (2PHKP)
*prints this out and rubs it all over*
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Now I remember ... the girls there were the biggest teases in Berrien County And, I'll admit, pretty attractive after the laser tat removal work.
Posted by: mrp at November 10, 2016 02:32 PM (JBggj)
Oh, we would need those "positive rights" added as well to assure proper redistribution of wealth. You know .. the right to equal housing, equal technology, equal health care, ... all paid for by those vile greedy rich people.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 10, 2016 02:32 PM (LhGBu)
Not to mention owning the DOJ, IRS and the FBI.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2016 02:32 PM (QQ+il)
Oh and can I just say as a Michigander that yeah I fully believe that Ohioans are full of utter shit.
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms!
Testify, sister, testify!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 02:32 PM (BK3ZS)
I konw its waaaaaay late in the thread.... but Im fucking sick and tired of self righteous, self appointed, self congatualting harpy screeching scolds tell me what I must do to make me a better person.
Tell you what... whay dont you big shots up in Mt Pilot come here to Mayberry and try to understand us yokels for a fucking change of pace.
Assholes.
**spit**
Posted by: fixerupper at November 10, 2016 02:32 PM (8XRCm)
You are not alone in feeling that way. The way this year is going, I think my alma mater is going to win the Rose Bowl. And Oakland is going to win the SB.
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 02:32 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (BK3ZS)
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Sigh.
"It's" in a abandoned film studio in California.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (NUqwG)
Which part?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
Not now but I grew up in Southwest Michigan. Fantastic place to grow up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (WrQfI)
Which part?
The part with all the velociraptors
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (39g3+)
So the Bloomfields and Birmingham then.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
Nicely done.
Oh, and Michigan Sux! Go Buckeyes!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (2PHKP)
Yep. Several. One is a young man who was thrown out of his house at 16 when he came out, and "adopted" me as his "dad", because while I'm not a fan of the lifestyle, at least I treated him as human. Also a lesbian friend who could be my sister from another mother.
Blacks?
Please, dude. I grew up in the South and in Texas.
Hispanics?
Hello, lived in Texas for thirty years? Worked with several, too.
I also know some atheists, agnostics, and pagans. I'm friends with a lot of them.
And the largest city I've ever lived in was Detroit. But since I was 5 when Dad got us the hell out of there, I guess it doesn't really count.
This Roll Call writer is a clueless clown.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (rJUlF)
I felt kind of mixed up, in a daze yesterday. It was joy and a hangover. I feel much better today.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2016 02:32 PM (2PHKP)
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Spankings.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (8XRCm)
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"Grief is not a linear process. It is a fluid expression of our pain and
our fears. Grief does not have a time line. There is no such thing as
"get over it". You are allowed to grieve as long as you need to. Our
grief will not be silenced, nor is it something we need to "get over""
"Yes, but would you mind doing it in private away from the rest of us? Really, I can only drink so many tears until I feel bloated."
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (cfjq1)
So 306 with Michigan.
Still behind in the popular vote and Michigan was only a diff of 13K.
Haven't seen anything comparing Trump + McMuffin vs. Clinton + whoever.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (gTQoY)
Which part?
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The Wisconsin part that got stolen by Toledo.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:34 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (mf5HN)
Ah, gotcha.
I grew up north of you, outside Muskegon. The perfect summertime home.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:34 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:34 PM (WrQfI)
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Honestly, would you??
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM (bpfzP)
Good point. It might lead to dancing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 10, 2016 02:34 PM (+l+7Y)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2016 02:34 PM (r/0kC)
A: After he murders the lesbian, before he takes a dump.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 10, 2016 02:34 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (mN+tK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (39g3+)
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I grew up in Eugene and Chiloquin Oregon. Big fan of the Oregon Cascades.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (a7IXj)
Has he ever been to the Grand Canyon, or visited the Alamo, done the Boston Freedom Trail, seen Valley Forge, walked the grounds of Gettysburg, stood silently at the Pearl Harbor memorial???? I could go on...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (NOIQH)
The SEC laughs at both o' ya.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 10, 2016 02:25 PM (9krrF)
BC sent me this early and it's great:
Fuck the Electoral College. They ain't even in the SEC. They ain't played nobody.
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (mf5HN)
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Don't be fooled. Lets not forget he called Trump "subhuman" last week.
Posted by: MTF at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (sCBEO)
http://bit.ly/2fopCUa
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (WrQfI)
Remember when ESPN was apolitical and all about sports? Me neither.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (qCMvj)
*
I would rather go bar hopping and grab some pusseh with her!
Posted by: dananjcon at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 10, 2016 02:35 PM (GH68B)
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2016 02:36 PM (2PHKP)
Said this in the other thread, but news last night reported that 200,000 ballots in Utah still needed to be counted as of yesterday, because the people in charge of running polling places overestimated the desire of people to mail in their ballots early and underestimated the number of actual polling places.
Idiots.
Most of those votes will swing Trump.
Posted by: LizLem at November 10, 2016 02:36 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: irright at November 10, 2016 02:29 PM (pMGkg)
Yeah it is. Sorry. I'd just gotten the link from my wife, and slapped in here without reading the thread. I was too busy laughing at the article!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 10, 2016 02:36 PM (8XRCm)
You're right. You know what else is "not more of a real American experience"? Living in D.C., hanging out in museums and with gay people.
I can name thousands of experiences I have had that others have not had. Does that make me more or a better American? No. It does not.
Diversity does not mean, "Everyone must think and do things exactly as I do, otherwise they are stupid, racist, homophobic Luddites". The common idea that once was uniquely American was that the States and the people were free to live their lives and pursue happiness in whatever way seemed best to them, without oversight or mandate from a central authority.
This imbeciles central argument is undone by his own words and claimed experiences. He has the freedom to go somewhere else, live differently than he had previously, and see things, meet people, and have unique experiences without and central authority demanding a passport, visa, or denying him anything. Where, exactly, has his or anyone's 508 "Their experience is not more of a real American experience than anyone else's, but when we say that it is, we give people a pass from seeing and understanding more of their country rights or freedoms been infringed on in any of his examples, save his argument that people in OH should be required to live the same way he chose to in DC?
Posted by: Damiano at November 10, 2016 02:37 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 10, 2016 02:37 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: mrp at November 10, 2016 02:37 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:19 PM
Wait a sec....shouldn't you be a Michigoose?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2016 02:38 PM (kDUMP)
"I find it interesting that people who decry Trump's 'misogyny' are the same ones who are opposed to Trump's promise to secure the border against, you know, actual convicted rapists and afficianados of clitoridectomies."
And I also must say, I find all the 'ette's boob shots...Amazing.
Hitting the tip jar. Thank you Ace and cobloggers. You've kept me sane.
Posted by: fly gal at November 10, 2016 02:38 PM (8TdcF)
Not now but I grew up in Southwest Michigan. Fantastic place to grow up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:33 PM (mf5HN)
I'm an imported Hoosier (ok, ok, NW Indiana - 'regular' Hoosiers disown us) now living a bit south of Muskegon in blueberry wooden shoe country. Still a decent place to live!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 10, 2016 02:38 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 02:39 PM (a0IVu)
My tribe is good.
Yours isn't and if you weren't so fucking stupid, you'd know it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 10, 2016 02:39 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 02:39 PM (89T5c)
For more yuks, check out pictures of the Newsweek special Hillary won edition.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)
I was born in Europe. I've travelled to every continent but Antartica (but that doesn't count cause it's melting and it's all covered in penguin shit) and more countries than I can remember. I've lived in the big city and suburbia and the sticks. I have gay friends, black friends, Latino friends and friends around the world of various ethnicities. Oh, and I've been to DC many, many times.
I could live pretty much wherever I want and I now live on a small island cause I want to. And the last thing I need is some twat who looks down on people for where they live or where they've traveled to telling me how the world works.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2016 02:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 02:39 PM (tOcW/)
There's a difference between processing your grief and letting it control your life. These hysterical SJWs are doing the latter.
And yeah, I know I've talked about dealing with my grief in losing Dad here and with close friends on social media. I admit that. I would submit there's a difference between losing an election and losing a parent.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 02:39 PM (rJUlF)
I bet he thinks this is a singular experience too. So, he has to educate America. What crap. It's not even well done.
Posted by: gracepc at November 10, 2016 02:40 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 02:40 PM (A/Pn3)
I work with a gay man. And we get along fine. I've known and been friends with Sikhs and Hindus and Asian Christians. I've gotten to know Africans and consider them friends.
I've done business with lesbians.
All of that and I've spent the majority of my life in small town Canada. I doubt small town Canada is all that much different than small town U.S.A. Except, of course, for hockey instead of football. This east coast elitist is living in an out of touch bubble.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (hJrjt)
Just a guess - Michelle didn't want any pics of her standing next to Melania.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (NOIQH)
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I suppose those could become collectors items.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 10, 2016 02:24 PM
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Someone is already trying to sell one on ebay for $550.
Posted by: irright at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 02:39 PM (a0IVu)
But on the other hand, zombie Harambe is inconsolable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (SRKgf)
Just in, Mike Ditka went on a berserk rampage in the EPSN headquarters, killing seventeen. He was shot down by police finally when he charged them wielding only the leg of Kieth Olbermann he'd recently used to bludgeon Chris Berman to death with moments before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mrp at November 10, 2016 02:37 PM (JBggj)
I knooooooowwwwww.
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (mf5HN)
My neighborhood was diverse. We had Italians. And Catholics.
The black family was somewhere near the tracks, sorta nearby those psychos The Redheads, who were a family of animal torturers for real.
Gay's all lived across town
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (zAejZ)
Posted by: dissent555 at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (VFhMt)
Posted by: Al Leppo at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (8mYHH)
Lol.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 10, 2016 02:41 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:34 PM
Small world. My cousin was a priest in Muskegon for years.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2016 02:42 PM (kDUMP)
Rolling my eyes. Why must every thought from these pampered, self-involved pissants turn in to some Aaron Sorkin call-to-arms oration?
It's like an army of adolescent Lawrence O'Donnells running around.
Posted by: Matticus at November 10, 2016 02:42 PM (p/5D/)
Posted by: Minuteman at November 10, 2016 02:42 PM (7rBhW)
>> real American experience"? Living in D.C., hanging
>> out in museums and with gay people.
Okay, I don't want to exterminate everyone in DC. I'm sure there's a few great kids who will grow up to do good works. The adults, DILLIGAF.
Posted by: JEM at November 10, 2016 02:42 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 10, 2016 02:43 PM (zAejZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2016 02:38 PM (kDUMP)
A while back some nitwits tried ramming "Michiganian" down our throats.
Yeah, no, fuck off.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 10, 2016 02:44 PM (Jcg9Q)
Democrats always, always have election "problems." Whether on purpose or not probably depends on where you are. No one expected Hillary to take Utah--it was either Mcmullin or Trump -- so I doubt fraud was on their mind.
Just standard Democrat stupidity. The county to the north, Davis county, had an extra large turnout and handled it just fine. It's just Salt Lake.
Posted by: Vanceone at November 10, 2016 02:44 PM (IQzhs)
I imagine that rumpswabs like the author of this dreck wake up each morning with a freshly installed "diversity bingo" card in their head.
Oh, gotta "gay"!
Oopsie, there's a "POC"!
I know "tranny" is on here somewhere... it is! BINGO!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 02:44 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Minuteman at November 10, 2016 02:44 PM (7rBhW)
Posted by: Press Pool at November 10, 2016 01:43 PM (6ToNi)
with all of their money and Mourinho, they aren't doing too well, not yet anyway
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:44 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 10, 2016 02:44 PM (HGmd7)
Trump winning the election - all in the span of a week - seriously messed up my head. I'm having trouble concentrating. Does anyone else feel kind of all mixed up?
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (
Yes. Yes I do.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at November 10, 2016 02:44 PM (Fmupd)
So fuck off and stop trying to legislate your American experience all over my face.
And stop asking me to pay more and more for your shopping list of crusades. There's no one stopping you from distributing your own wealth, dipshit.
I'd like to see more understanding, but even what they think of as outreach is just more of the same insufferableness.
Posted by: PRNDL at November 10, 2016 02:45 PM (2Ynt1)
Ah true, good point.
Glad you post here btw.
Posted by: LizLem at November 10, 2016 02:46 PM (hvf9s)
Dr Michael Mann and his United bunch of Climate Fraudsters?
Hopefully that crowd is begging for quarters to be able to wear clean underwear.
Posted by: JEM at November 10, 2016 02:47 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 10, 2016 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)
We must all understand that America is a melting pot and that none of us has a more authentic American experience.
What a load of BS.I was born and raised here so don't tell me my American expereince is no more authentic than that of a Pakistani immigrant that arrived here five years ago
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 10, 2016 02:48 PM (lKyWE)
YAY!! Mary is back!!
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at November 10, 2016 02:48 PM (Y4CVA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2016 02:48 PM (ODxAs)
That guy pretty much stuck a label on everything and everyone. Classic lib.
I have a niece that thinks this way too. She went to Xavier. They come out brainwashed.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:48 PM (qCMvj)
.....
It never ceases to amaze me that they can never think about Step 1 of anything.
Let's pretend that on January 20th, Trump kicks John Roberts off the balcony, declares himself dicator, then hits a button and blows up the entirely of the elected politicians in attendance. He then seizes everything as government property and redistributes it all equally.
That means there are no more rich people. You have no one left to steal from. All houses will be torn down and everyone will live in an identical, government approved housing unit (see soviet Russia for details). You will not have an iPhone because that is a luxury item. You will have a recycled Obama flip phone. Your PhD in social "sciences" will mean nothing because Billy Bob the Homeless Manspreader who grabs pussy with the same hand he wiped his ass with (without using toilet paper) will be entitled to exactly the same of everything as you.
Posted by: Damiano at November 10, 2016 02:49 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at November 10, 2016 01:30 PM (LHT0w)
The racist inbred hicks who we treat like children and deify.
Shorter idiot: I had a good family and nice life in Ohio. Why didn't I get the fun of diversity of gang shootings, jihadis, and being surrounded by people who don't speak the language.
I grew up in Ohio and I'm glad he's gone.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 10, 2016 02:49 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 10, 2016 01:56 PM (Fbj4h)
Oh, Mary, we missed ya. *smooch*
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2016 02:49 PM (qCMvj)
Anyway....another thing that makes me laugh is the idea of travel, particularly international travel, as some kind of transformative experience. Hey, go everywhere you are able. I love traveling and seeing new places, because it's fun, not because my life is somehow incomplete without it. Going to Paris and eating in cafes for a week isn't exactly deep, y'know?
Also, when this guy yammers on about all the Muslims he knows, I imagine most of them are like the Muslims I know.IOW, they're as Muslim as I am Catholic. I doubt this guy is shaking hands with too many bearded worshippers at Awlaki's old mosque near DC in Falls Church (or wherever)
Posted by: radar at November 10, 2016 02:52 PM (Pc8RA)
It's the understand it part they have trouble with.
Shaking a Muslim's hand and talking to him and finding out he's a nice guy does not excuse the barbaric behavior of the people he's never met who choose to follow his religion a bit more, ahem, 'fundamentally.'
Why can't these dullards get that we "flyover" people really adhere to a brilliant principle by one of their supposed heroes - that we judge a man (or woman) not by the color of their skin, but the content of their character?
The "-ism/-ist", dear author, in the picture you paint, is not your home-town friend who has never met a brown or gay person, but you who can't get past classifying all people by their race, religion, gender, sexuality, nationality, etc.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 10, 2016 02:52 PM (hKDRi)
Leftist tool.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 02:54 PM (tOcW/)
I don't do touching.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 10, 2016 02:55 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: scrood at November 10, 2016 02:58 PM (jYnlS)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 10, 2016 03:00 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2016 03:01 PM (tOcW/)
. I'm having trouble concentrating. Does anyone else feel kind of all mixed up?
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM
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Same here. Yesterday I probably said "I can't believe this." about 50 times. I still can't believe it.
Posted by: irright at November 10, 2016 03:02 PM (pMGkg)
You still got my man.
Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 03:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 03:07 PM (qUNWi)
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Has this guy seen the Challenger? I have, when it exploded.
Has this guy seen the Berlin wall? I did, when it came down.
Guess what - most great experiences are not seen in a museum. They are witnessed as history.
Hell yes! I am done hearing the opinions of kids who were conceived when I was their age. Life experience matters. What you think you've learned about racism, sexism, etc. in America from social media does not.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 10, 2016 03:14 PM (hKDRi)
Posted by: DanMan at November 10, 2016 03:16 PM (RusNE)
That right there probably belongs on the site masthead.
Posted by: zincfinger at November 10, 2016 03:17 PM (Bj229)
610 CNN is projecting that President Trump has won the popular vote as well. These fucks are out of ammo!
Posted by: MAGA at November 10, 2016 02:23 PM (yOWG+)
===
Link?
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 10, 2016 02:31 PM (O6aZ4) Here ya go, just click on popular vote, http://tinyurl.com/nukearv
Posted by: MAGA at November 10, 2016 03:18 PM (yOWG+)
Yes, we must stop turning them into baby gods.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 10, 2016 03:19 PM (lpHNf)
Yes, but we must keep infantilizing and deifying rural and black working class Americans.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 10, 2016 03:20 PM (lpHNf)
LOLOLOL!!!!
Definitely in the Top 10 Ace All-Time One-Liners!!!!!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 10, 2016 03:24 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Notary Sojak at November 10, 2016 03:26 PM (ymovd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2016 03:29 PM (dnWSK)
Certainly not the urbane mecca this cowtipping buckeye boob makes it out to be.
Pompous douche.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk...feelin trumptastic fer a bumblefeckr at November 10, 2016 03:30 PM (ufcoP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2016 03:31 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 02:30 PM (BK3ZS)
There might be one (Aquarius from 13) orbiting around earth, unless its orbit decayed and it burned up. I don't know. Also 8 and 10 orbited the moon and returned, but I don't know if they took landers with them (for correct weight, flight testing, etc.) - but those ones would have presumably been ditched in Lunar orbit if they did. And may have fallen to the moon.
Aquarius though. Not on the moon, but maybe burned up.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 10, 2016 03:38 PM (hKDRi)
Like the democrats have with blacks and women for 50 years?
Posted by: Joseph Cass at November 10, 2016 03:49 PM (H1t5z)
https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/796559007506898945
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 10, 2016 04:15 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: scoville unit at November 10, 2016 04:15 PM (hWh8W)
Where I live now in Arizona, there are a lot of interracial relationships between Hispanics and Whites because those are the two dominant groups in the state. Again, NO BIG DEAL...for normal folk that is.
If the Left wasn't so obsessed with race and ethnicity, people could go about their lives treating other people with respect and kindness regardless of the color of their skin or ethic background. To me, it seems absurd and silly but I guess some folks are just mentally ill and are obsessed with race.
Closing though, we are all humans which means all of us are from the same race...humanity.
Posted by: ExurbanDoug at November 10, 2016 04:19 PM (hz5J2)
Posted by: 11B40 at November 10, 2016 05:20 PM (evgyj)
Wow, ace.
This fucking (1:25) post made me much angrier than the far more important post you made later (at 2:37 pm).
Seriously.
I guess the more recent and salient post is abstract (at least in the most general sense). Yet this earlier one (at 1:25pm) upon which I am commenting is SO FUCKING PERSONALLY INSULTING.
- Complete with needling details that instill rage against the nasty detailer.
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 10, 2016 05:21 PM (dDOWg)
Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 10, 2016 05:22 PM (4SznG)
Posted by: Brad at November 10, 2016 05:38 PM (arypP)
Now his solution for the thumping that the Hildebeest got is to admit in sorrow that they just haven't educated them their dumb deplorables enough.
Well buddy--you want to continue to stand on a high rock and pee on the heads of the deplorables. You've been telling them it's just rain--but even the dumbest deplorable can finally figure out (and they all did figure it out) that you and your "elite" ilk are simply pissing on them.
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at November 10, 2016 05:56 PM (Sda6L)
What makes shaking a Muslim's hand, or talking soccer with a middle aged lesbian or attending a lecture from a female business executive 'worthwhile' as seeing more of the world? The Muslims I know are local converts, a blonde hair man and his Hispanic wife. Are they not Muslim enough because they aren't from a middle east country? The only middle ages lesbians I know don't like soccer but like football, US kind. They less lesbian because they don't act European? And a female business exec? The VP's of my company arn't any skilled, but they don't count? All this is from the midwest. None of us EVER said midcountry 'flyover' USA should be elevated above others, but were sick and tired of this BS saying we should discount ourselves in lieu of the coastal elites who keep thinking they know better than us.
Posted by: Janir at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (4hEmq)
The more they show their true colors, the happier I am, because it helps me understand how they'd treat a city full of protesting homophobic racist jesus freaks protesting THEIR actions, so I won't feel at all bad watching them get the hose again.
I don't want reconciliation with these people, I want them to change their behavior or fuck off or die, and I don't much care which.
I want to be in a country full of people who, if they learned that ANYONE was lining up families and executing them, would join with their neighbors and end it immediately, and honestly I see these protestors and tweeters more on the lining up side of the argument than the overthrowing side. They were perfectly happy to let families who had done nothing more than run a tiny business and hold a religious belief get rolled, or even get killed for defying their BLM (not to be confused with #BLM!, except for their obvious similarities, relying more on force than reason e.g.). These are people willing to crack more than a few eggs, and one cannot help but wonder if they are truly more motivated to create the better world they envision or merely to destroy the people they don't like, and their chief activity seems to be looking for people not to like.
In any case, we are enemies. I realized that a few years ago and have been internalizing it since. We ARE enemies. I have many friends to whose side I would rally if I saw the government abusing them, and I came to realize that it was a one-way street. They would maybe be sad for their friend, but their would distance themselves, and they would leave me hanging. And I realized that such a person may be pleasant, agreeable, funny, useful, and many other positive things but friend and countryman they are not.
So I think they should all think about what truly binds us together as countrymen and emphasize that for a while. Because I'm struggling to see it, and me and my buddies are about to get all the levers of power. So keep reminding me how we're not on the same team. Keep reminding us how violent and immature you are. Keep protesting our flag and our anthem and calling us names and telling us you want to leave. Keep beating us on camera and stealing our cars for the crime of having disagreed with you. Keep it up.
Please, keep it up. It will make things so much more pleasant and easy.
Or they might want to change their behavior. Quickly.
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Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)