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One Anecdote That Helps Explain the "Rage" Our Liberal Masters Don't Understand
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— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) November 9, 2016
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: johnd01 at November 09, 2016 04:30 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 04:30 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 04:30 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: johnd01 at November 09, 2016 04:30 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 04:31 PM (QxcpD)
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Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 04:32 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:32 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 04:32 PM (/542q)
And that's not who they are.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 04:32 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:33 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 04:33 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 04:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bloated w/ Self Importance at November 09, 2016 04:34 PM (FXW24)
Texas Department or Corrections Campus '82 - '86.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 04:34 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 04:34 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:34 PM (qCMvj)
1) dumb
2) racist
3) homophobic
etc etc etc.
This is people who were called all these names saying FUCK YOU.
Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 04:34 PM (jxw6R)
I'd still rather vote for a random name in the phone book over someone who has spent their whole life in politics.
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 04:35 PM (gfpLa)
Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 04:35 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: nsirchov at November 09, 2016 04:35 PM (ReHkX)
Posted by: Adriane the Tone Deaf Political Class Critic ... at November 09, 2016 04:35 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 04:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: regular joe at November 09, 2016 04:36 PM (O50yS)
Posted by: Megan at November 09, 2016 04:36 PM (gfpLa)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 04:36 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: rob at November 09, 2016 04:36 PM (UbFuh)
He used the platform for his purposes and then discarded when usefulness was done.
He spent an ave. of $5/vote....
Fucking brilliant
Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 04:36 PM (iJaqf)
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (QUl0c)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (YNPwP)
Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (A4XOS)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (jPoCB)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (39g3+)
Holy fuck.
I just realized every one of those Fast and Furious motherfucks can be prosecuted.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (v4Dtx)
OMG!!! This is like Christmas morning every 15 seconds.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Adriane the Tone Deaf Political Class Critic ... at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (GwIKd)
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Only if your the sort of person who sleeps
Posted by: @TheRealDonaldJTrump at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (RD7QR)
The intimidation factor from the Democrat Party, from the White House, the IRS, the DOJ, etc, down to the public schools, and you're liberal neighbors reached the tipping point.
When free speech was being stifled. Ordinary, logical and rational thought stifled, this was that mindshift that was needed. People's lightbulb's went off.
This was not America.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (qCMvj)
When they offer completely wrong reasons for something being fucked up.
I hate that. Just....shut the fuck up.
Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (qUNWi)
In what deluded, egotistical way of thinking are you somehow part of the High Caste Elite burdened with the awesome responsibility of guiding your Lessers to good decisions?
Charles C. W. Cooke
Are you under the impression that NR exists to parrot the transient folly of pluralities?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (kdS6q)
The Dilbert guy figured this whole damn election out.
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (tewYv)
If that's true then I should have a lot more beer.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (8ZskC)
Thank you sir
Posted by: Harry paratestes at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (sfLtx)
But the truly intelligent ones, are humble, because they know how little they actually know (and usually its a metric-fuckton more than you).
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (9221z)
Have you rescinded/denounced/voided your "Last Rodeo" edict/proclamation/announcement?
Posted by: Paladin
well I'm still looking for an exit, because I hate these jerkoffs I have to deal with daily, but now I can talk about things without dreading them and hating my life and having to lie to readers about an enthusiasm that simply isn't there anymore.
Victory cures a lot of ills.
So my time until my departure will be nicer for me (and therefore I hope better for readers), but I'm still looking for the exit.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (2w7OO)
Part of the victory in this election is the victory of bloggers over the MSM in reaching people. That's a big deal, because it's a fundamental change to remove the gatekeepers of information. So, you've got that going for you.
Posted by: lgw at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (AXiRO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (hMqvx)
Sorry Yogi, but go fetch that picanick basket because you are really a dumb shit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (1H9ox)
the answer was no. She had some big thinks after that. decided to try again with another one.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (tewYv)
Don't despise yourself just for that, Ace. There's also your lack of hygiene.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 04:41 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 04:41 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at November 09, 2016 04:41 PM (XdSWw)
Any possibility of owning it and running it part time/hobby??
You truly have built something special here.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 04:41 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 04:41 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 04:41 PM (tewYv)
Holy fuck.
I just realized every one of those Fast and Furious motherfucks can be prosecuted.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (v4Dtx)
OMG!!! This is like Christmas morning every 15 seconds.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 04:37 PM (WuRdh)
Did the statute of limitations run out?
The only crime without one is murder?
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (Rtl0g)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (1H9ox)
You truly have built something special here.
sure.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (8rNrN)
But not the Federal "pound you in ass" Penitentiary kind of way.
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (YNPwP)
=========================================
You shine a light. Be proud that you have sense enough not to hide it under a bushel.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (dFi94)
Good advice, although young people often are just setting out on a path to the point where they can point to some accomplishments.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Socratease at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (FqHs5)
You truly have built something special here.
sure.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (8rNrN)
Just don't do the Michelle Malkin thing and give it Allahpundit. Or make the supersuit green.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 04:43 PM (9221z)
--
And we know from the WSJ article last week that FBI agenst have been taping their conversations with DoJ officials in an effort to build an obstruction of justice case against them.
That may have been going on for a while.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 04:43 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 04:43 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 04:43 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (YNPwP)
No, like a Viking!
There's a Q saying that we haven't seen in a while.
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 04:43 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (7HtZB)
**Heh, just texted this one to my wife, we're big GOT geeks.
Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (/tuJf)
And who are they talking about running next?
Mooch.
A woman with just as few accomplishments as the last one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (iLoHX)
People need to get over themselves, it's a little pathetic. We are all replaceable and mortal; all of us.
Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (hMqvx)
i like being a Very Small Being, i get away with a lot that way. Life not fair and often we DONT get whats coming to us. sometimes we do. i remind my Kid that she should get sown on her knees life isnt fair and she has better than average looks, Health, Friends, and a pony. I was told by my foster parents a long time ago, that I would hate absolute fairness because i loved nice things, my art and my horses. As a grownup i am ok with not being particularly special. Seems like special people get their own kind of raw deal.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (YhV5r)
Thanks from down here for that!
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (YNPwP)
That is why I say retribution. To include nevertrumpers. You don't suffer that to live, like the vet said about the rabid dog
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (SAn+a)
Yesterday was my turn for payback.
You're welcome.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (qJhUV)
Seriously, Ace is a brilliant sociologist and political psychologist, not to mention a wickedly droll writer. I'd hate to lose his insights.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 04:38 PM (Mt8T4)
LGBTAOSHQ, the Q in HQ stands for questioning! It becomes clear.
Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 04:45 PM (mpXpK)
I've often wanted to threaten them with becoming as violent as they always claimed we were.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 04:45 PM (iLoHX)
They refuse to do it because to do so would put him over 300 Electoral votes, which would look like a "decisive mandate"-type victory.
So, like petulant children, they refuse to let go of the two last states, trying to spoil the party one last time.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 04:45 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 04:45 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 04:45 PM (PuzQ4)
if the light were brighter someone would have tried to hire me, which they really haven't.
but whatever. I'm not dumb, obviously. It's just there are things I wish to accomplish in life, and this isn't at the top of the list.
As I get older -- as you know, I dread my long-upcoming 29th birthday -- one begins taking stock of what one has achieved compared to what one imagined one would achieve. Mid-life crisis, they call it, but it's not as silly as I imagined it to be; it's a needed thing that happens when Young People stop being young and realize they can't keep saying "Ill do that when I'm older" forever.
so it's not like i don't like you guys, or that I'm not appreciative of my fortunate state. (This is a pretty good job, honestly.)
It's just this is not my highest aspiration.
and the recent ugliness from these stupid sonsabitches on twitter has made this a less fun thing than it once was.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:45 PM (8rNrN)
And we know from the WSJ article last week
that FBI agenst have been taping their conversations with DoJ officials
in an effort to build an obstruction of justice case against them.
That may have been going on for a while.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 04:43 PM (3Liv/)
From your keyboard to Gods eyes, my friend. May it be so.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at November 09, 2016 04:46 PM (YhV5r)
Consequences.
"Taking the high road" may work for family and friends relationships.
"Taking the high road" everytime like an idiot against your enemies is called "Bushism".
Mercy means nothing when everyone receives mercy.
Among other crimes these traitors and their GOP quisling bootlickers left our country in 20 TRILLION DOLLARS in crippling debt and unemployed 90 MILLION people. Then pretended that everything was awesome in order to boost their own popularity and ego.
Light. Them. Up.
Heads on pikes. No mercy.
Posted by: Mortimer's deplorable phone at November 09, 2016 04:46 PM (ZFK17)
I have a very vivid memory, etched in my mind, of putting up the tree in December of 2012. I was very depressed and discouraged about where my country was headed. I kept up a cheerful front for my wife and kids, but I remember as I worked on the branches that I was deeply worried about what the coming years would bring to me and my family, and what kind of country my kids would grow up in.
And for the next four years, the same thing. I tried to be upbeat, but it got so I couldn't look at my beautiful tree without having that same feeling of dread and worry come flooding back.
I think Christmas is going to be much different this year. :-)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 04:46 PM (1zARK)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (nFwvY)
Or a grade schooler from the 40s. My grade-school drop out uncle had a better understanding of the classics than today's college student. Its scary how they've been robbed of their culture and history. By design of course.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 04:46 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (QyRVL)
I call this the "Lindsay Lohan effect." She probably gives people advice on how to live a good life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (SRKgf)
This is a woman of color who was able to help our son, and I deeply admired up until this moment.
And I was just told that a neighbors wife had to stay home from work today due to the trauma of Trump winning the election.
These people are bat-shit crazy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Drew in MO at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (8rNrN)
Just don't do the Michelle Malkin thing and give it Allahpundit. Or make the supersuit green.
Posted by: Iblis
Or ride a bicycle with just the seat post.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: Dunning-Kruger at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (UW4Uc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (bN6TL)
Posted by: akelm88 at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (km/D2)
It's just this is not my highest aspiration.
You'll finish that Great American Novel, someday Ace.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: puleeze at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (c0a3j)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (U6f54)
I just realized every one of those Fast and Furious motherfucks can be prosecuted.
.
.
.
.Nope...Statute of Limitations for nearly all Federal Crimes is 5 years. Unfortunately they are guilty as sin and free as a bird.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 04:48 PM (iONHu)
Everyone seems to feel a need to advertise where they went to school on their license plate frame.
Dude, you're driving a fucking CIVIC, man.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 04:48 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 04:40 PM (7HtZB)
**Heh, just texted this one to my wife, we're big GOT geeks.
Posted by: dananjcon
So tits, in comes down to great tits
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 04:48 PM (QyRVL)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (4e+hS)
And a book to hawk.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (qCMvj)
Ummm...then wtf am I doing here?
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (/kYMn)
Fuck it. Turn their lives upside down like they did to the gun shop owners and find something to prosecute.
They were willing to do it to the least of us. Time for the full measure of their medicine or a complete removal of it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (X9Eva)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (TmYLg)
Posted by: Mortimer's deplorable phone at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (ZFK17)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:45 PM (8rNrN)
Well there's your problem. Why the hell are you on that sewer known as Twitter in the first place? Get off!
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (9221z)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (r/0kC)
Ace,
Sorry to bother you with This again, but I got re pixy banned... and commenting from a cellphone sucks...
Posted by: Harry paratestes at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (sfLtx)
Cher
Lena Dunham
George Soros
John Podesta
Obama
Bruce Springsteen
Kevin Williamson
Trigglypuff
Bill Maher
Jon Bon Jovi
Madonna
Mark Cuban
Fat Beauty Queen
feel right now." And then I get, like, an adrenaline rush and a warm feeling.
It's so wonderful, because the list of vile and idiotic people with the serious sadz is endless. It's like a thousand points of shit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (P8951)
While I understand (and share your disappointment) I think you're underestimating your influence and worth. And in any case, its usually the humblest jobs, done well, which are the best and noblest. A hard working plumber is far more meaningful than a politician or actor. The pay and prestige may be low, but the worth and dignity is higher.
The greatness of any position or work done -- as Mike Rowe so often reminds us -- is not its dollar value or celebrity cachet, but its dignity and worth to one's fellow man. Doing a humble job as well as you can trumps doing a high-profile mega bucks job sloppily.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 09, 2016 04:49 PM (g9d8D)
ace, go see Hacksaw Ridge. The first ten minutes of the film are undoubtedly the best example of exposition I have ever seen.
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (tewYv)
It's just this is not my highest aspiration.
Can't knock that in the slightest.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (2w7OO)
*****
The only 2 lines of this post that I disagree with. Maybe money and recognition or whatever have eluded you or haven't come to the degree that success is defined by, but you have made my life better. I know I'm nobody, but you do a good thing just by showing up here everyday. You know how hard it is to make someone laugh? You do that effortlessly. Everyone loves you. You're too hard on yourself.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (TppKb)
If it ever happens, I hope the first new law enacted by Red State America, is that it's *perfectly legal* to discriminate and/or refuse service to Blue State residents, even in emergencies.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (u8kLQ)
Sorry to bother you with This again, but I got re pixy banned... and commenting from a cellphone sucks...
okay send me your IP if you're getting a banned message, or your last hash (the digits after your screenname) if you're banned by not by the official Ban Message system.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Do a podcast at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (ONLss)
Mooch.
A woman with just as few accomplishments as the last one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (iLoHX)
That's the Progressive way. They run figureheads, or symbols to "represent" their stated ideals, not actual leaders. The real masters stay in the shadows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (bY0uH)
I also know that I am glad I did the Army before college.
And, yes, I wear my baseball hat with the bill facing forward and I damn sure take it off when I go inside.
Posted by: Anchovy at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (c86/W)
Fight the good fight, have faith, and you can win, even against all the Powers and Principalities of this world.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (9krrF)
09/11/16 15:49
Fox is told there is restlessness in the troops among Hse Dems. Some off the Dem conf call questioned the ldrshp of Dem Ldr Pelosi
Grammy Botox hardest hit
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (QyRVL)
>> rush and a warm feeling.
Almost all of those individuals have the wallet to insulate them from the side effects of their stupidity.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (PuzQ4)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (+9tby)
$135,000.
For not baking a cake.
Fortunately, the toad who approved the fine just lost his election for a different office - the first Democrat to lose an election for state-wide office in Oregon in years.
Posted by: Oregon is dumber than dirt at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (Mrl1e)
thank you. It's not that I hate myself per se; it's that I hate myself for NOT SETTING OUT TO ACHIEVE THE GOALS I HAVE LONG DESIRED TO ACHIEVE.
know the difference? know what I mean?
As a young person, one can get by for a while thinking about the "potential" one has.
But older people do not have "potential." They either have achievements, or they do not
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:52 PM (8rNrN)
"I don't think I'm special. I kind of despise myself for having such an incredibly low-level mediocrity of a non-career."
Ace, you by now must realize that you are a member (perhaps even a "key member") of a new media ecosystem that broke the stranglehold that the Left has on the dissemination of information and analysis. "Conservative blogs," in whatever format, have literally changed the world this election cycle. You are part of that.
I'm all for resisting vanity and unmerited self-esteem, but in that case, Ace, there is no reason to despise yourself. A self-made man, even of modest success in a modest field, is more impressed that a super-"successful" cog in a pre-existing machine.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 04:52 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (nFwvY)
Or a grade schooler from the 40s. My grade-school drop out uncle had a better understanding of the classics than today's college student. Its scary how they've been robbed of their culture and history. By design of course.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 04:46 PM (9221z)
Everything is dumbed down nowadays. Look at SAT scores. Back in the day, I never knew a single individual who scored 800 on any part of the SATs. It was unheard of, even in my grad school class at Berkeley (only one of whom has won a Nobel Prize, so far).
Now they've rejiggered the SATs so that it is not that uncommon anymore. Just like GPAs. An "A" meant you were in the top 10% of your class, and getting all "A"s was quite an achievement. Doing it for four years, and graduating with a 4.0, was a remarkable achievement.
Now kids all over the place get 5.0s. How is that possible? They get extra credit for some courses. What did they think we were doing back then - taking Fingerpainting 101?
Such bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 04:52 PM (SRKgf)
You should do whatever you want, obviously, but don't ever undersell what you have created here.
It's not just a blog. It is a place where smart, informed people gather to talk, argue, learn and support each other. And some of us have kept coming back for more for years.
I've had a number of great jobs and "accomplished" quite a bit, I guess. But I could never do anything like this. You created something out of thin air and that is one amazing accomplishment.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 04:52 PM (/tuJf)
I would add a #4.
---A lot of this has been happening with trends that are 180 from what was standard the day before, with the consequences of not flipping that switch is you are the worst person on earth11!!
For example, overnight we were told that transgenderism is not not only normal, but to be embraced enthusiastically or you are an absolute hater. Bruce Jenner was one day "Caitlyn" and to pause or use the wrong pronoun was akin to Naziism.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 04:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 04:46 PM (1zARK)
You know, I think you are right. I still remember the Christmas Eve when we all got gut punched by having Obamacare pass when the "pro-life" dims were persuaded to stop their holdout. Been reminded of that every year since.
I think this year it may actually be very enjoyable again (and a new granddaughter dosen't hurt).
Posted by: moon over vermont at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (QyRVL)
I'm all for resisting vanity and unmerited self-esteem, but in that case, Ace, there is no reason to despise yourself. A self-made man, even of modest success in a modest field, is more impressed that a super-"successful" cog in a pre-existing machine.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 04:52 PM (jBuUi)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (SRKgf)
They still think they matter.
.
Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (no0Da)
Now, all these pundits in the media are just making up their own reasons for why we voted for Trump. Not actually listening to us, not listening to Trump. Just making up their own narratives however they see fit.
Zero respect for us. So why should we have any respect for them?
Posted by: Skeptical at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (48qVd)
trembling in fear that conservative America will now do to them what the
Left did to conservative America.
Posted by: Socratease
Like when the muzzies vanish into the woodwork and people think that they have vanquished them.
Nah, they're just resting and reloading.
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (8ikIW)
Unless you're making Japanese porn.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (TppKb)
But then the seat post would be a tentacle.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (9221z)
This is a woman of color who was able to help our son, and I deeply admired up until this moment.
And I was just told that a neighbors wife had to stay home from work today due to the trauma of Trump winning the election.
These people are bat-shit crazy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (J+eG2)
Politics is the Mr Jekyll Mr Hyde switch.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 04:48 PM (iONHu)
Isn't deliberately plotting the death of people murder? Which has no statute of limitations?
But regardless, investigate and document, make it part of the historical record. People are still playing pretend about this, and effing everything else the left does.
And that is their *real* excuse for the IRS still persecuting their political foes - they're still pretending it never happened.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (wB8Tg)
i really think college is wasted on the young. For one, they just got out of high school, 12 straight years of school, and are SICK of learning and reading and testing.
They're not in the mindset for it.
I really think, if we could arrange it this way, that people would work out of high school and THEN come back to college (if inclined) after say 6-10 years of work.
THEN they'd appreciate it.
I've mentioned this, but I'm learning again, and I actually like it, because it's not forced on me, and I had not done it (learned) in so long.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (/IGpZ)
I made mistakes, I'll admit it. I underestimated the anger of the voting public.
I'm still not sure what all of this means though. I had resolved myself to a Hillary win, and prepared for it mentally. This, I didn't really think about.
Posted by: Tsrblke at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (dzmBR)
It's just this is not my highest aspiration.
and the recent ugliness from these stupid sonsabitches on twitter has made this a less fun thing than it once was.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:45 PM (8rNrN)
so it's not me, it's you? slips on my stalker outfit..
srsly ace being blown away, burned out after the last few years feeling like something new is in your future, isn't a bad thing, and we all do that to a degree, if you can go. and be like that bird set free, and come back for shporter periods, fun discussions when You feel like it.
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (jsWA
DU is still offline.
You've got to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 04:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2016 04:55 PM (ax1SH)
Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 04:55 PM (LISuA)
Weiner schlonged Hillary (yeah, phrasing again!)
So, you are the power behind Trump.
Think about it.
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 04:55 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 04:55 PM (NOIQH)
Hah! I got one without having to worry about College debt (never went). Some time in the military and a TS clearance helped a bit. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 04:55 PM (SshB1)
Posted by: Harry paratestes at November 09, 2016 04:55 PM (sfLtx)
*****
The only 2 lines of this post that I disagree with. Maybe money and recognition or whatever have eluded you or haven't come to the degree that success is defined by, but you have made my life better. I know I'm nobody, but you do a good thing just by showing up here everyday. You know how hard it is to make someone laugh? You do that effortlessly. Everyone loves you. You're too hard on yourself.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (6IPEM)
This. And to those of us, like you, who live in blue areas (although I now live in a RED STATE, haha!) with liberal coworkers, family and friends, this place is a godsend. I can't talk politics with most people I know off line.
You've created a great place here. And those of us who have been to MoMe's have met good people we otherwise would not know existed.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (P8951)
one begins taking stock of what one has achieved compared to what one
imagined one would achieve. Mid-life crisis, they call it, but it's not
as silly as I imagined it to be; it's a needed thing that happens when
Young People stop being young and realize they can't keep saying "Ill do
that when I'm older" forever.
======================================
I get that. We reach a point where the road ahead is way way shorter than the road behind. And as my mother so kindly reminded me last week - "You had all that education and never really did anything much with it, did you?"
o_O Thanks mom. Love you too.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (dFi94)
***
Yep. The left used to understand slow ratcheting but they seem to have forgotten...
Had they gone with Webb they would have cemented everything Obama did...and won in a landslide...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (Om16U)
It''s a Beautiful day in SW Pa, even though it is cold windy, Drizzle & in low 50's
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (y3aQB)
Frankly, it's not a bad thing at all, I don't think. I'm kind of enjoying mine. I hope it continues.
There's an energy boost one gets when one realizes one is much closer to the end of the race than the beginning.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (nFwvY)
You do good and have achieved more than many others.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (+9tby)
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (DZq3O)
On the acexit thing...... one of the things that I've noticed over the years is that Teh Ewok hasn't done as many straight pop culture or fun posts as he used to. You know, like ACTUAL film reviews.
I brought that up with a couple of folks at the CenTexMoMee recently. Going political blog 24/7 isn't good for the soul.
Dood, you should do more of the FUN writing again. There's still joy to be had in playing with words. Best part is, your palms are already hairy, so you can play with it to your heart's content.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (XWkhW)
These people are bat-shit crazy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2016 04:47 PM (J+eG2)
Politics is the Mr Jekyll Mr Hyde switch.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:54 PM (qCMvj)
I know a grad student actually refused to teach his class today because he was so "traumatized". He was crying. Also refused to do his later assignment so he could watch Hillary's "so important" speech.
Asshat needs to grow a pair. He's the kind of asshat who'd knock over the pregnant woman for the spot in the lifeboat.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (9221z)
On the upside, my investment in a fainting couch manufacturer is paying off bigly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (SRKgf)
I am so done with this election. Happy that my state put DJ over the top, and that Toomey won over that typical donk grafter who wanted the senate seat. The more I learned from wikileaks about cankle's depravity, the more I understood she could not be this nation's CEO.
Her concession speech was nothing but code for the communists to continue Organizing for America. Thank God Trump has both houses of congress for two years. He had better act quickly.
I'm convinced the only thing that will rid us of the lefty plague on this nation is something of Biblical proportion. And I pray for it everyday.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (kD8Fh)
I get that. We reach a point where the road ahead is way way shorter than the road behind. And as my mother so kindly reminded me last week - "You had all that education and never really did anything much with it, did you?"
exactly, I just said something like that.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (7ZVPa)
The blog talk radio post-election celebration thing is at 7pm eastern
Link
http://tobtr.com/s/9597855
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (Om16U)
It's not just a blog. It is a place where smart, informed people gather to talk, argue, learn and support each other. And some of us have kept coming back for more for years.
I've had a number of great jobs and "accomplished" quite a bit, I guess. But I could never do anything like this.
You created something out of thin air and that is one amazing accomplishment.
Posted by: JackStraw
Ace. Print that out right there and put it in your wallet to look at any time you feel down. I second that feeling.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (2w7OO)
Federal Crimes is 5 years. Unfortunately they are guilty as sin and free
as a bird.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 04:48 PM (iONHu)
There are quite a few with ten years and a few with no statute of limitations. Treason, fraud upon the court, and tax evasion among federal crimes.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (j1Wvr)
Why?
Drama. Had they posted what they KNEW was going to happen, this thing would have been over before Alaska's polls closed.
But they withheld it, and people can see for themselves a microcosm of the media betters, deciding decisions because shut up, that's why.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (TOk1P)
And that is their *real* excuse for the IRS still persecuting their political foes - they're still pretending it never happened.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
Further the cover up lasted more than a few years. That's not up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (v4Dtx)
I offered to take you fishing.
You are a person.
And I hate people.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (mpXpK)
Crying? Crying??
I say again: in American Republic 2.0, anyone who cries at anything other than the death of a loved one is henceforth considered to be a child, and not permitted to vote.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Do a podcast at November 09, 2016 04:50 PM (ONLss)
===
THIS.
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (O6aZ4)
Neither can they drive a truck pulling a 53' trailer of food, build a bridge, or cut down menacing 40' tall Live Oak tree.
Few of them, I suspect, can manage any of these skills on their own. None of them, just like the rest of us, can do all these things.
And they think they're better than the rest of us?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (nFwvY)
So the "woman" push through the tv shows, movies, ads, commercials, etc that was pre-planned years in advance for the Shrill will evolve to what next?
That was some full-fledged effort on the entertainment's part (and the media) to infiltrate our brains with women, women, women.
Now what?
Can't wait.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (qCMvj)
On FB today, people posting about being scared to death about being deported for being Mexican, even though they were born here.
Trump is gonna take away everyone's healthcare and welfare and houses and cars and puppies!
Devastation everywhere. They can hardly function.
Even my gay cousin and his boyfriend are like, "you people need to get a fucking grip."
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jack Reacher at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 04:46 PM (1zARK)
Yep.
My only daughter is getting married on Saturday and I was sure it would all happen with the impending specter of four years of the Bitch Queen of Chappaqua hanging like a giant cloud over everything, tainting what would otherwise be a wonderful long-awaited milestone.
What a difference a day makes.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (jsWA8)
=======================
Yeah, what Donna said. I mean, come on. Where else can a pastor (Fenelon) and a pastor's wife (me) go when we want to see boobeh pics and listen to drunk people?
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (dFi94)
Are we being gracious, or do we fear that The Donald will inevitably disappoint us just as the The Arnold did
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2016 04:51 PM (+9tby)
Why thank you kind 'ron. Enjoy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (YhV5r)
You guys really came through, THANK YOU
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (kD8Fh)
You've created a great place here. And those of us who have been to MoMe's have met good people we otherwise would not know existed.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (P8951)
=============================
Ace, you're tremendous. You're original, smart as hell, willing to engage, and clarify complicated ideas better than most anyone on the internet. You do it without enough vacation time, for which I'm glad but I'm sure causes you to suffer.
Thank you very much.
Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (qJhUV)
So Trump crashed the NYSE, as predicted last night by the "experts."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (ar2KI)
Kellyanne Conway First Woman to Run Victorious Presidential Campaign
breitbart
amen, gender or otherwise, she deserves the Gold Medal
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Zeus at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (/kYMn)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (4e+hS)
Does anybody think these people are capable of self-reflection?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (PuzQ4)
I get that. We reach a point where the road ahead is way way shorter than the road behind. And as my mother so kindly reminded me last week - "You had all that education and never really did anything much with it, did you?"
yeah but i'm embargoing so much of the media now (as I think I should), what could I talk about?
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (8rNrN)
out of high school and THEN come back to college (if inclined) after say
6-10 years of work.
Well, kids used to work in HS and that is an excellent incentive to get a *valuable* education so that you don;t cook fries/sell shoes/take movie theater tickets for the rest of your life. You learn what it's like to not have your opinions mattered or your habits catered to before leaving home.
Snowflakes today get to 22, 23 being the center of their universe the whole time. Not healthy.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (v4Dtx)
Yeah, but it led to divorce (which would probably have come by other means anyway). The guilt mitigated the fun somewhat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (7ZVPa)
Thanks! It's been a year in the making and now its almost here.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (8ZskC)
GAINZ
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 04:57 PM (2w7OO)
And figure out how to monetize it, for pete's sake!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (TOk1P)
Also, I honestly think Paul Krugman might need to call a hotline.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (xeeHA)
You truly have built something special here.
sure.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:42 PM (8rNrN)
I respectfully ask that you reconsider exiting.
AoSHQ is unique. The time for you to consider leaving is when someone/thing bigger and better knocks you off the top.
A nice vacation with womens, booze, sun and sand may bring a fresh perspective.
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (49IcX)
Fucking idiots. Just like everywhere else.
Well, better-behaved fucking idiots. At least they weren't trying to stuff me in locker like in High School.
Posted by: Socratease at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (FqHs5)
"Two short passages from a Slate interview I gave in July summarized those grave dangers: that opinion-making elites were so clustered, so incestuous, so far removed from the people who would decide this election - so contemptuous of them - that they were not only incapable of seeing the trends toward Trump but were unwittingly accelerating those trends with their own condescending, self-glorifying behavior."
Posted by: Oregon is dumber than dirt at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (Mrl1e)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (r/0kC)
Are we being gracious, or do we fear that The Donald will inevitably disappoint us just as the The Arnold did
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (LWu6U)
I did that earlier, a couple of threads down.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (9221z)
i really think college is wasted on the young. For one, they just
got out of high school, 12 straight years of school, and are SICK of
learning and reading and testing.
They're not in the mindset for it.
I really think, if we could arrange it this way, that people would
work out of high school and THEN come back to college (if inclined)
after say 6-10 years of work.
THEN they'd appreciate it.
I've mentioned this, but I'm learning again, and I actually like it,
because it's not forced on me, and I had not done it (learned) in so
long.
.
.
.
.Heinlien had it right, no National Service then no vote. Make everyone sacrifice like all of us Vets did before you get to vote. The ultimate skin in the game franchise.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (iONHu)
>> lost his election for a different office - the first
>> Democrat to lose an election for state-wide office in
>> Oregon in years.
That's the sweetest thing I've heard today.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (TppKb)
Why?
They were hoping against hope that magical manufactured ballots from Philly and Milwuakee would show up to save them, just like the U.S. cavalry.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (PuzQ4)
Kellyanne Conway First Woman to Run Victorious Presidential Campaign
***
I asked this morning if there is anyone left in America that can afford the rates she can now demand.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (SEXy3)
i wrote the beginnings of a Biggest Losers of the Election post but there are a lot of losers and i'm also thinking maybe I should be more #MAGAnimous in victory.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (8rNrN)
Now THAT is a real accomplishment! Congrats!
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (Om16U)
And then I pop over to PuffHo and it starts all over again.
Will this schadenboner ever subside?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (jsWA8)
breitbart
amen, gender or otherwise, she deserves the Gold Medal
============================
Without her, I very much doubt we are here celebrating today.
Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (LISuA)
Wonder who they'll put for 2016.
heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (qCMvj)
Wild (but serious) guess: Eric Garner.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (TOk1P)
Cubs won.
Trump won.
Feingold lost.
How glorious is that?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (+e+2Z)
***
Ahem.
http://bit.ly/2fDauVL
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (SEXy3)
Air is cleaner. Roses are redder. Birds are chirping sweeter.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
laziness and fear.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:03 PM (/IGpZ)
But he should start small, maybe with rabbits.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (8ZskC)
Also being a Christian helps me ignore all the little problems since it's made me a big picture guy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (X9Eva)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 04:58 PM (39g3+)
I think it's a safe bet that Rush's people read AoSHQ, if not post here. I know I've seen things posted here wind up on his show.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (7HtZB)
Bigger states like AZ and MI, I can sort of understand. But NH?
They're doing this to fuck with the popular vote, aren't they?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (WlGX+)
The thing that set this blog apart (and why it is always my #1 stop) is that your writing voice is inherently interesting. Even though I'm not on any diet kick, I read the GAINZZ posts and enjoy them.
Some people (another was Rachel Lucas, I miss her) just know how to turn thoughts into words.
So, even if you stop writing here, be writing somewhere because some of us would kill to be able to do what you do.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (r/0kC)
Everyone is kissing the ring today.
Ryan
Turtle
Shrillary (she knows jail cell is imminent)
Even some media heads are trying to hide their seething anger
Behold the flip of the coin. Behold the flip of the shiny alpha coin.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (4e+hS)
go.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (ax1SH)
just take a vacation. NO one will have a problem with it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Seconded.
Ace, like you for years I CONSTANTLY blogged. So I know just how wearying it can be.
But starting around 2013 I just threw in the towel mostly because I had to attend to more important real-life matters, and guess what -- the world went on without me.
So don't think you are our captive slave-monkey, endlessly forced to perform for our entertainment.
You want to take a break, for a week, a month, a year, EIGHT YEARS -- hell, go for it. I made that decision and I do not regret it.
And you can always come back. Accrued credibility lasts a looooong time.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (jsWA8)
Ban us all instead.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 04:56 PM (nFwvY)
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LOL
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (dFi94)
Know what most people in college are?
Fucking idiots. Just like everywhere else.
.............
I was more than that in college.
I was a horny fucking idiot.
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: BuickSkylark at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (dPUnS)
Posted by: ace
Being the 'bigger' person in this is even more irritating that Pointing and Mocking(tm ) in the long run.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (v4Dtx)
be; it's a needed thing that happens when Young People stop being young
and realize they can't keep saying "Ill do that when I'm older"
forever.
Posted by: ace
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Just went through my own mid-life crisis a couple of years ago (I turned 50).
Nasty stuff.
I was in a funk for almost a year. Horribly depressed. Made a list of the things I thought I would have accomplished by that birthday. It was a depressing list.
I make my living as a professional writer (I write technical manuals and online help for software), but I always wanted to finish writing a book. (I've started several, never finished one. Plenty of short stories, but not anything I would consider a book.)
I finally came out of it when I set up a realistic schedule of sitting down for a certain number of hours each week to work on it. So far, so good.
Personally, I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit. This is an amazing site with an amazing group of people. Most online sites don't have the kind of loyalty you've created here.
It's very rare.
Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (kD8Fh)
But ... Der Angriff Steiners hat nicht erfolgt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (SRKgf)
the conservative media and establishment -- who clearly have an agenda
when they offer allegedly "objective analysis."
Might I add: And they're sick of those people using our tax dollars to do it.
Posted by: wytshus at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (EVi2J)
you already do that, I had some growing to do.
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (R7cwD)
Daily Kos - I'm catching up on comments from the Trump is elected thread. There's complaining about how the media loved Trump...
Also Hitler.....because we're always Hitler....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (23lwL)
You've created something here and I have a feeling whatever direction it goes will work.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (/kYMn)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (WlGX+)
Making fun of Trump-like characters. All of a sudden, white males will only be idiots and--
Wait a minute...
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (gTQoY)
They're not in the mindset for it.
I can attest to this. When I went back to school ten years ago, the difference between the kids recently out of school and us adults with life experience was night and day. It's no accident it was the older students that did much better.
And ace...just because you're not where you thought you'd be, where you wanted to be, that doesn't mean you're not where you were meant to be. I know, I know, but trust me, I struggled with that. I am not nearly in the place I saw myself being when I looked forward 25 years ago. But you know what? I know good has come of the path I did wind up walking, and that gives me a good bit of peace. And sometimes it's the opportunities you didn't imagine that wind up being the big ones.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (9krrF)
They're doing this to fuck with the popular vote, aren't they?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (WlGX+)
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Ya there's really no excuse at this point.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (X9Eva)
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I think because the Queen won by 1500 votes and triggered the auto-recount. NH uses paper ballots and many of the counties hand count them. They'll do a recount using an automated scanning system next, I think.
Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 05:07 PM (LISuA)
Merkel was Time's "Person of the Year" 2015.
Wonder who they'll put for 2016.
heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 04:59 PM (qCMvj)
I'm sure they were planning for it to be Hillary.
Just like Google probably had a Hillary victory logo ready to go. Probably was going to be shattered glass.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2016 05:07 PM (+9tby)
My offer stands.
Also, I can get you a gig on a cattle ranch. They'll let you ride the horsies.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:07 PM (/IGpZ)
I concur on the vacation thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 05:07 PM (/tuJf)
I failed at college the first time I tried (for the listed reasons, among others) and took off like 5 years in the really real world. By the time I got back to school, I was HUNGRY and did great.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 05:07 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 05:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 09, 2016 05:07 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (WlGX+)
They're not in the mindset for it.
-ace
For me, College learning was so different from high school 'learning' that I enjoyed it very much. However, if I went back now, I would probably major in something different.
I definitely had that 'zero desire to learn' feeling when I graduated college, though.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: wytshus at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (EVi2J)
0% income tax rate. 10|% sales tax. Put 6% to the military.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (23lwL)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (iJaqf)
know the difference? know what I mean?
******
I'm not 29 yet, but I totally get that feeling. I hear myself repeating Hillz line to myself all the time, "You might ask why I'm not 50 points ahead??!!!" I always think you should be writing comedy for a sitcom or something like that but you chose a difficult path to accomplish anything like that bc you willingly Othered yourself. I think what you're doing with short term goals like getting healthy and in better shape and all the introspection of how you are spending your time and your pursuits are all really good. I think authentic happiness is within your reach. Sadly, I think you'll wind up dumping all of us to get it.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (6IPEM)
LOVE your movie reviews and cultural critiques - Kaboom!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (NOIQH)
...I mean, where else are they going to put up with us...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (9krrF)
This is a unique place, and you have some, uh, unique characters that write, vent, cry, drunk-comment, pray and laugh here. It's a treasure. If you need a break, we will understand, but we will miss you terribly. But please don't ever think that what you have created is "nothing." And your impact reaches further than you can imagine.
We love you and are grateful for you.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Drew in MO at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (cGlgB)
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Shadow people and the people who love them.
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (O6aZ4)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (4e+hS)
that sunk the economy.
that allowed sell out of our national security, and sovereignty.
that left most of American values behind as they shoved cash into their pesnions and pockets.
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (R7cwD)
Nope. It's bluer, I went out front sat on the porch and smoked a victory cigar and thought; you know the sky is bluer today what a beautiful day.
Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (iJaqf)
enough credit. This is an amazing site with an amazing group of people.
Most online sites don't have the kind of loyalty you've created here.
It's very rare.
Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (v8Lx/)
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Amen.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (dFi94)
I was under the distinct impression that Ace is our slave monkey.
Did you pay for the Platinum AoSHQ Membership?
I thought not.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: JackStraw
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You've created a great place here.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there
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This place is a poo-flinging island of sanity, humor, and boobs.
Understand how important creating something like this place is. Enjoy the accomplishment.
Posted by: Furious George at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (77i7V)
out of high school, 12 straight years of school, and are SICK of
learning and reading and testing.
They're not in the mindset for it.
I can attest to this. When I went back to school ten years ago, the
difference between the kids recently out of school and us adults with
life experience was night and day. It's no accident it was the older
students that did much better.
.
.
.
.And that is one of the reasons that almost every University in the United States changed their graduation stats from how many graduated in 4 years to how many graduate in 6 years for a friggin 4 year degree.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (8rNrN)
Just a suggestion, but I'd love, LOVE to have a version of the Huffington Post, but for morons. You could be the editor in chief.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (0MKRD)
Everyone is kissing the ring today.
Ryan
Turtle
Shrillary (she knows jail cell is imminent)
Even some media heads are trying to hide their seething anger
Behold the flip of the coin. Behold the flip of the shiny alpha coin.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (qCMvj)
Exactly the metaphor I used today vis a vis NATO members who haven't been pulling their weight. Some liberal shithead said Trump needed to "reassure" them. Eff 'em. They need to to kiss Trump's ring. Because if he doesn't get his way with them - viz., pulling their own weight - he might just cut them off entirely. Instead of having to pay a bit more for defense, they'll have to pay a shitload for it. Bye bye, six week vacations at America's expense!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (SRKgf)
This place is special. And not just short-bus special. But we're that too sometimes.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:09 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 05:10 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:10 PM (/IGpZ)
Bigger states like AZ and MI, I can sort of understand. But NH?
They're doing this to fuck with the popular vote, aren't they?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (WlGX+)
New Hampshire is home to the Ents - let's not be hasty.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 05:10 PM (7HtZB)
i wrote the beginnings of a Biggest Losers of the Election post but there are a lot of losers and i'm also thinking maybe I should be more #MAGAnimous in victory.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 05:02 PM (8rNrN)
I say post it. Tomorrow you can be polite. Today rub their noses in it like you know they were planning to spend the next four years doing to us.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2016 05:10 PM (+9tby)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 05:10 PM (Om16U)
Movies. TV. Vacation spots. Thanksgiving. Christmas.
Thanksgiving and Christmas of years past growing up. What you miss. How America has changed. Food. Booze. Recipes. Best single malt scotch.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 05:10 PM (mgbwf)
It has something to do with his time machine.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (P8951)
Not if you tape mirrors to their faces.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (8ZskC)
There's some you want to avoid, though.
Posted by: Tim the necromancer at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (GwIKd)
Instead of Europeans getting six weeks of vacation, while Americans get two, how about we all get three weeks, and all pull our own weight? How about that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (SRKgf)
he helped us resist rolling over to the toads and resisiting bad ideas, selling out for comfort
he might think this isn't yuuuuge, but it really is
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (4e+hS)
George isn't back from the hardware store yet.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2016 05:11 PM (ppaKI)
Victory cures a lot of ills.
So my time until my departure will be nicer for me (and therefore I hope better for readers), but I'm still looking for the exit.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:39 PM (8rNrN)
maybe contracting with the new Levin/Malkin/whoever online gig
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (X9Eva)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 05:06 PM (X9Eva)
............
I can fix that. For I am El Donaldo, builder of walls and deporter of screaming women and children.
They scream because I grabbed their pussies, and punched the children in the dicks.
Posted by: El Donaldo at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (HgMAr)
>It has something to do with his time machine
I thought that was just the number on his ear-tag?
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (/IGpZ)
****
Oh, biggest loser? That's easy!
It's Mark Mezvinsky
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (SEXy3)
I'm just dropping in to, well, share the gloat. It's what I do.
Posted by: Gloaty McGloatface at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:12 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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There has always been an Ace when he is needed. He has always been 29. Throughout human history this has been the... has always been, the way things.... Shit, can I start over?
Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 05:13 PM (8b+oT)
Go to hell, cnt. Your music sucks. Your "dancing" sucks. Your body sucks. Your husband is a dickwad. So, don't tell me how to vote, bitch.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 05:13 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 05:13 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 05:13 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 05:13 PM (NOIQH)
That was King Arthur. Ace is the one with all the fur.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 04:52 PM (8rNrN)
legacy
yea, just set a goal
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Gloaty McGloatface
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Ooh, I thought you said goat! That would have been hot!
Posted by: Mohammed in a bathrobe at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (/IGpZ)
That's 4 presidential elections.
They have all been...unique.
No big point to make; just was thinking about that.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (gTQoY)
listed reasons, among others) and took off like 5 years in the really
real world. By the time I got back to school, I was HUNGRY and did
great. Posted by: Moron Pundit
- - - - - - - -
Best decision I made was join the Navy after high school and turn down college. Would have never made it thru school those years right after high school. Not letting my daughter run fast-track to college from HS. She's going to take several years, travel, get out, live, experience, pay some dues and THEN, when she knows what she wants, hit it. She's going to be the Conservative Sarah Connor from Terminator of sorts. She's only 11 now but asks all the right questions - "why does anyone vote democrat"? Not going to let her be brainwashed.
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (g9d8D)
there are a lot of losers and i'm also thinking maybe I should be more
#MAGAnimous in victory.
No, you really shouldn't. I've been gloating all day.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (49IcX)
2 words: Aceapalooza. Vegas.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Ace Love at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (/kYMn)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (Om16U)
You're a natural eeyore who doesn't want to see what they really have achieved.
That's ok....we all see it for you.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: e.p. at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (Uz4e/)
Posted by: irright at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (vqzjE)
it a way its a safe space for people who come from a lot of backgrounds but who believe in freedom to make bad choices as well as good ones, and pray and hope for a place called "America" it looks a little different to each of us, but mostly we can be friends, here. Thats awesome. I dont post a lot and most of what i do is fluff, but i want you to know you created a meeting point here and the people reading but rarely commenting, like my kid, and one of my more interesting but beloved friends, would feel poorer without you.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Drew in MO at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (cGlgB)
You'd think our young friend AllenG would pop in today of all days and say hey.
Where's peaches?
Where's nickless/zzzzzzzz?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:15 PM (suql3)
Go to Huffpo, it gave me a stiffie
Shit...I may have let the Krakenboner off the leash a bit...
Posted by: Zeus at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (/kYMn)
Save the page. Seriously....
I have election night coverage from CNN and NBC dvr'ed.
I want everything defunded and I want to hear hysterical screaming I can hear here in my part of Canada.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 05:15 PM (23lwL)
Biggest Losers, and Biggest Winners.
One of my Biggest Winners is Denise Scott, the homeless woman who was attacked for guarding the Trump star. Last time I checked her GoFundMe page they had raised about $30k for her and settled her in lodging.
Trump will remember this incident, his Chicago rally being cancelled by paid agitators, all the outrages against free speech he keeps stored in his fluffy topped brain. And he will deploy as the moment demands.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 05:15 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:04 PM (8ZskC)
There's some you want to avoid, though.
.
.
.
.Triple point score for a Monty Python reference that has absolutely nothing to do with the conversation.
Well played, well played indeed!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 05:15 PM (iONHu)
It's Mark Mezvinsky
How much money have the Clintons moved offshore in the past 48 hrs - last week????
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 05:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 05:15 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: ace
Being the 'bigger' person in this is even more irritating that Pointing and Mocking(tm ) in the long run.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (v4Dtx)
Don't go the high road. After 8+ years of their moral superiority crap, its fair play to rub it in their faces, and mock them for their arrogance.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:15 PM (9221z)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 05:16 PM (NpXoL)
Fucking idiots. Just like everywhere else."
This. A million times, this.
I have three degrees, and while that makes me well-educated in *some* aspects of life, it does not make me an expert in all things or make me a superior person. Too many people, professional or otherwise, fall prey to this validation error, especially when it comes to having a college education.
Sheeeit, I know people who picked up a trade that make more than those with a college/university education.
Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 09, 2016 05:16 PM (4SznG)
two, how about we all get three weeks, and all pull our own weight? How
about that?
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No.
Your ancestors left our socialist/communist paradise and some point, and you must pay.
How? By not having vacations!!
Posted by: Europe at November 09, 2016 05:16 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 05:16 PM (PuzQ4)
In fairness, the older students are a strongly self selected group. I think that that is a more important factor in their age or their life experience.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:16 PM (SRKgf)
he helped us resist rolling over to the toads and resisiting bad ideas, selling out for comfort
he might think this isn't yuuuuge, but it really is
Posted by: willow
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This
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc/ at November 09, 2016 05:16 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (gTQoY)
As for a blog: I worked my tail off for six years, doing everything I could to get readers, posting several times a day, writing the best I possibly could, forming connections, promoting my work. I didn't make it nearly as far as ace has. My readership at its best was like 1/10th of his on an average day.
This is not a business that is even remotely easy to get into, particularly now when blogs are basically old hat and dying. Ace keeps his vibrant, popular, and significant every single damn day even when his heart isn't in it. That's nothing to sneeze at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Drew in MO at November 09, 2016 05:08 PM (cGlgB)
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I took a similar path in college. I just was never sure what I really wanted to do. Somehow I lucked out and got a decent job just over a year ago (albeit only making around 30k a year). I guess the good news is I'm not even 30 yet and I have lots of time to learn new skills.
I've thought here and there about going back to school for a finance or accounting degree but maybe there's no point anymore.
If I could do it all over again I would have started working right after high school and then go to college to learn a skill set.
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (O6aZ4)
When they go high, we go low.
We might as well live down to a few of the lies they tell about us. And Saul Alinsky would be proud of us mocking them so there's that.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (/tuJf)
Unlike all of you brown-nosing jackwagons, I'm appalled,
APPALLED at this blatant Ewokian trolling for compliments and praise.
Dance, monkey. Dance.
(consider this the Horde version of the slave whispering in Caesar's ear, "thou art mortal")
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (oiNtH)
I don't mean to jump to any conclusions about the dimensions of Ace's assets, but I do know how depressing it would be to "change careers," and suddenly have to start working for a salary. Ugh. I could never do that again.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 05:17 PM (QyRVL)
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*!*
*note to self: get organized *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc/ at November 09, 2016 05:18 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 05:18 PM (qJhUV)
obama, recently, read a tweet by Donald Trump that went "obama will go down as the worst president in history!!"
obama said, mockingly, "Well, at least I will go down as a president.
Oops.
So by all means, GLOAT.
You deserve it. Gloat until you grow tired of gloating.
Fuck the high road. The high road is for Losers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:18 PM (suql3)
Embrace the brand and grow! Is there a profession that you want that will mesh with the brand?
Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 05:18 PM (9eoQ+)
I greedily want to experience everything possible and end up experiencing nothing because I'm worrying about what I'm missing out on.
It's a stupid cycle.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 05:18 PM (xeeHA)
Agree with all you have said here Ace and add the following list of priorities to get this country back on track politically:
First order of business - voter fraud and protecting the vote.
Really
go after voter fraud with the DOJ - the real kind. Perp walk people who
are found voting several times - or busing people to multiple locations
etc. Pass laws that make certain funds to states available only to
states where the vote is protected and/or rights of citizens are not
being diluted by illegal votes, whatever the source. You don't have ID
laws? - You get no $$$
At state and local levels where the Repubs
have state governments ensure that state and local laws are passed and
that the DOJ "looks into:" groups that are trying to stop such laws as
attempts to disenfranchise the actual votes of legal citizens
Second
- secure the border - start commencing the wall building/protection
program - ( hey can you say lots o' construction jobs?!?) and enforce
existing laws against illegal immigration:
Sanctuary cities?
Gone. Over. Any state, city or municipally that refuses to enforce
immigration laws or allows illegal aliens to take the rights and $$ that
should go to citizens? No federal$$ for you. None. Zero . Zilch.
Birthright
citizenship for illegal aliens? Done, gone. It is crazy. no other
really civilized country does this. You already have it ? OK you are
grandfathered in . Everyone else going forward - GFY. Path to
citizenship? Sure - it involves leaving our country, going back to yours
and waiting in line like everyone else - also paying any back taxes
and/or fines. Period. No line jumping - this is a nation of laws and
fair and even handed enforcement of the same. You don't like it - ? OK
then stay in your banana republic country and wait for the next corrupt
government official to come and take your $$ and stuff and be allowed to
do it because he is in the right party and has friends in government
and you don't - so the laws don't apply to him . You obey the law,
immigrate here legally with skills and/or $$ and education and won't be a
public charge? We welcome you with open arms, black white, Asian Latino
whatever - you are the salt of our country
Third - take back the media and the universities:
For
the media - ensure that the DOJ prosecutes everyone in the Hillary
campaign for election fraud, most particularly Brazile and Podesta and
anyone else who colluded with the media to accept what amounts to
contributions in kind without disclosing the same ("sure Hillary
Campaign let me publish your talking point as a real news story" - or
passing debate questions to the Hilz campaign etc.) If any reporters
intentionally participated in this they get hauled into court too. But
the campaign people get very publicly and purposefully perp-walked.
Also
reining in the HB1 visa program very publicly for just about all job
functions here in the US should be done - with the very public exception
of broadcast and printed media journalism jobs - there the rules for
HB1 visas should be relaxed. As we clearly have a dearth of conservative
media folks here in the US - the program should be administered such
that conservative broadcast journos from say the UK, Germany, France, Spain etc.
should be given jobs - oh does that mean you might lose your job or get
paid less Mr Jorge Ramos? Mr. Harwood? Well GFY - you were all for open
borders so illegal aliens could take everyone else's jobs - now you have
a problem with these LEGAL visitors with rights to work taking yours?
Hmm my heart bleeds for you - you, too, can GFY.
Same thing with
the DNC - Debbie Watshername Schlitz and those scum who actually
colluded with Hilz in the primary to swing her the election instead of
Bernie. Very showy, very public arrests and perp walks - big showy
trials - jail time Federal PYITA prison. (Bernie Bros/Bras? - this is
for you - I didn't agree with your guy's politics - but what the
corruptos did to him in the primaries ? frankly they should be swinging
from lamp-posts)
For the Universities - downsize the DOE to just
a "sets minimum standards for states to meet" entity, not just for
elementary/high schools but also empower it to be the national
accreditor of universities to meet certain requirements for actual
course structure and for spending of money - if over a certain
percentage of your courses are not "core curriculum" (Math, Sciences,
History, basic English, etc. or research in sciences engineering etc.),
and this would be a low percentage like say 5% - and/or if you spend
more than 5% your tuition and/or federal money (including Fed aid to
students) on things other than core curriculum then you lose your
accreditation and ability to get paid any Federal Money. This will end
all of the SJW crap at universities which is essentially paid for by the
ever expanding network of professors with dubious degrees (such as that
disgusting Prof Melissa Click) and veer universities back to being
institutions of learning. Call it the Higher Education Improvement and
Reform Act. How can you be against that - it will lower he costs of
universities and of course it is "for the children" it is for
"improvement!!"
Lastly: Public Unions - outlaw them - make a deal
with private unions - say - "you we will protect and will work with -
but not if you oppose us with public unions. Then there will be hell to
pay."
Anyway there are my thoughts right now - and am working on thoughts about the election and takeaways for tomorrow
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 05:18 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 05:15 PM (kD8Fh)
Prosecuting Foval and Creamer for election fraud and racketeering would be sweet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (SRKgf)
http://tinyurl.com/qcko27x
Asshat devalues my degree just breathing.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (hMqvx)
Heap coals upon their heads. Be the better man and they feel smaller by comparison. They will hate you and "hold their manhoods cheap", as the St Crispin day puts it; blame Shakespeare for the phrasing not me.
Being the noble gentleman that Kipling wrote about in "If" puts you above others around you by being humble and self contained.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (39g3+)
And by funny I mean "fuck you assholes".
I'm going to need surgery to remove the grin from my face.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (j1Wvr)
Being in Ontario my hearing's temporarily gone.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (/kYMn)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (jsWA8)
I keep thinking about a Forrest Gump (IIRC) quote paraphrase: "AoSHQ is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get when you visit, but the odds are pretty darn high it will be good."
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (wCEn4)
That's ok....we all see it for you.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (Enq6K)
===========================
And Tami nails it.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:20 PM (dFi94)
How come Jedediah Bila no longer posts sexy pics on her Instagram account like the ones linked below?
https://www.instagram.com/p/52sn7soDYp/
https://www.instagram.com/p/5uxJOOoDYJ/
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 09, 2016 05:20 PM (O6aZ4)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 05:20 PM (QM5S2)
my shrink says life is about not just what you want and work for, but what you get, like it or not-- then what you do with THAT.
you cant control some of what life hands you, no matter how you plan or how wise the choices you make, are. But you did a damn good thing with creating this place though a bunch of circumstances we could not control, due to being Very Small Beings, on a very big planet. You gave us a voice. thats HUGE. Also, i do know the slightly more important beings do read your blog, (much good that its done us.) Thats why you do take all the hate that you get, man.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at November 09, 2016 05:20 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Sporkatus at November 09, 2016 05:20 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (jsWA8)
That's 4 presidential elections.
They have all been...unique.
No big point to make; just was thinking about that.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 05:14 PM (gTQoY)
I was thinking about that. 12 years. I've been around here at least 12 years. It's gone by in a heartbeat.
Outside of my family and Boy BFF, the most important people in my life are people I met through here. May God help me.
I think this sums up how I feel about this place:
https://youtu.be/0PzvCjQVpk4
Group hug!
*narrows eyes* Whoever has that hand there better move it or they aren't getting it back.
Oh and Bander, you have five, six minutes, tops to let go of The Rack.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Ezra Klein at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (HgMAr)
enough credit. This is an amazing site with an amazing group of people.
Most online sites don't have the kind of loyalty you've created here.
It's very rare.
Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 05:05 PM (v8Lx/)
This!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Sporkatus at November 09, 2016 05:20 PM (eXSOZ)
Best Babies Laughing Video Compilation 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L49VXZwfup8
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (qCMvj)
And you could tell the new guy every day- "I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (wPiJc)
Tax university endowments. They're a business just like any other. Tax them in proportion to the top rate of tuition they charge.
Oh, and cap the overhead on Federal grants at 50%. Thought I'd forgotten about that obvious dodge, didn't ya? Well, I hadn't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (SRKgf)
The Apprentice Thread (with Blackie Lawless!)
Posted by: garrett
____________
That was a freaking masterpiece.
Posted by: Furious George at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (O2RFr)
"It's no more a surprise that 'more educated' people are more progressive that it is that graduates of madrassas are more Islamic."
Posted by: CJ at November 09, 2016 05:22 PM (9KqcB)
Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 05:22 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 09, 2016 05:22 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (jsWA
Well you have the subject down pat.
Or you have forgotten all about it and are yelling at people that put ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 05:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Group hug!
*narrows eyes* Whoever has that hand there better move it or they aren't getting it back
It's ok.
I have another one.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (4e+hS)
Kellyanne Conway deserves everything she gets. She did an outstanding job. And she has that Happy Warrior spirit.
Kellyanne Conway earned the presidency. I'd be happy to have her be president behind the scenes and Donald be her puppet.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (suql3)
If I were ace, I would write as many jokes as I could and try to sell
them to a-List comedians. I'd keep doing it until I got a foot in the
door. Endeavor to preserver.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ THIS ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
The RIGHT needs to control, at least, a swath of entertainment with biting, harsh comedy against the lib/prog disaster machine. Funny thing is, it would be true and not that idiotic crap fed to them on Comedy Central. Kids would lap that stuff up and it would drive the left absofruitly batshit crazy. Better yet, Ace should fire up a youtube channel similar to what Pragertopia has (Prager U) but with a funny caustic anti-lib bent. With Ace's wit teamed up with other Conservative voices, it'd be viral and the start the Right needs.
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (g9d8D)
Who doesn't?That and carrots in chili...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (O2RFr)
I have always said that this place is like a turn-of-the-century British club, with an opium den on the third floor. Which is a compliment.
A unique place for like minds to gather.
Thanks
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (jsWA8)
Enjoy, and put it on Faceplant!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/q3uetj2
Posted by: Beverly at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (axvDz)
Oh but I love you Ace. You helped me through this long hard slog of eight years. You are the man. God bless.
Posted by: jmp at November 09, 2016 05:24 PM (onkP7)
Posted by: Drew in MO at November 09, 2016 05:24 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 05:24 PM (QQ+il)
What kind of idiot names their baby girl after a male Hebrew prince? He was the second son of David and Bathsheba. Yeah, her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:24 PM (39g3+)
Man, I miss all the cross-linking to your blog where you went "undercover" and photo-documented all the left-wing rallies in San Fran. Very eye-opening stuff and just as formative to my current conservative state other blogs (Ace, Hot Air, etc.).
Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 09, 2016 05:24 PM (4SznG)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:20 PM (dFi94)
IC and I spent the day on a high ledge yesterday....we gotz insight now.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:24 PM (Enq6K)
Shit...I may have let the Krakenboner off the leash a bit...
Posted by: Zeus at November 09, 2016 05:00 PM (/kYMn)
Save the page. Seriously....
I have election night coverage from CNN and NBC dvr'ed.
-----------
First time I have clicked HuffPo length in a year, but it was probably worth it.
Chicken Little, with bold, multipoint, multi-color fonts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 05:25 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 05:25 PM (9eoQ+)
Oh, and cap the overhead on Federal grants at 50%. Thought I'd forgotten about that obvious dodge, didn't ya? Well, I hadn't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:21 PM (SRKgf)
Make the Universities and Colleges back their student loans.
Then Congress can say that no federally backed student loan monies can be spent on any program that promotes divisiveness, separatism, genderism, or any program that attacks national unity. Flush out all those ethnic/gender/queer studies programs in one fell swoop.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:25 PM (9221z)
You're just feeling post-coital depression
I'll bet your living quarters are spider webbed with your man Glory
Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 05:25 PM (iJaqf)
What kind of idiot names their baby girl after a male Hebrew prince? He was the second son of David and Bathsheba. Yeah, her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:24 PM (39g3+)
The same kind of idiot who names his daughter "Sasha," the Russian diminutive of "Alexander." It's kind of like naming her "Bill."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 05:25 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 09, 2016 05:22 PM (+eR2D)
That reminds me, I want to go to Wyoming! Do you think it would be insane to go in winter? I don't have any concept of temperatures below 15 or so.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (suql3)
*hands Trump 'Lucille'*
Posted by: Negan at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (7H/2n)
Hey, you brought it over here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (mgbwf)
There are only a few careers that require a college education and they are already flooded. Except the doctor field is about to open up thanks to Obamacare.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (mpXpK)
Dear lord, yes, and thousand times yes. I've only just become smart enough in my late 50s to know how very dumb I am.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: Babylonandon at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (qV4Ql)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (4e+hS)
http://tinyurl.com/qcko27x
Asshat devalues my degree just breathing.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (9221z
**
Now that gets the Oh FFS award of the day.
Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:24 PM (Enq6K)
Good times, good times...hic.
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Lea
--------------
Remove a package of frozen peas from the freezer, clamp it on an ear. Leave it there for a month or so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (7H/2n)
>>Or you have forgotten all about it and are yelling at people that put ketchup on hot dogs.
Embrace the power of 'and'.
I stopped watching the Sunday news shows because they'd do 2 minutes on a subject and it would be the equivalent of a few comments here before we got to the heart of a matter.
And we'd done it on Wednesday and gone on to 72 other subjects by Sunday.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (/IGpZ)
Kellyanne Conway earned the presidency. I'd be happy to have her be president behind the scenes and Donald be her puppet.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:23 PM (suql3)
Her tweet last night replying to one of the All the pollsters got it wrong was "Well, not ALL of them." and fuck yeah twist that knife to the left now, Kellyanne.
By the by, apparently I now must forgive the RNC for ORCA since it appears that the RNC did a helluva job on GOTV for Trump and I don't wanna.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (9221z)
Sorry, but I have to disagree with you about this. Trump's win wasn't a reaction to being bullied or ignored or whatever. It was because of what Trump represented - borders, sovereignty, pride in America and a return to the ethos of competition and winning without guilt for the losers. The American government exists for American citizens and no one else. THAT is why Trump won.
Sure ... there are many who voted for Trump for other reasons - because the left are pricks, the Vichy GOP are prick collaborators, etc - but most of Trump's real support and why he was able to make it all the way through against unbelievable headwinds from enemies and allies, alike, is because he represented positive values and promoted love of America, again.
That's how I've seen it since the very start.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (7ZVPa)
Then Congress can say that no federally backed student loan monies can be spent on any program that promotes divisiveness, separatism, genderism, or any program that attacks national unity. Flush out all those ethnic/gender/queer studies programs in one fell swoop.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:25 PM (9221z)
Absolutely. GM has GMAC to finance purchase of GM products. Universities should have exactly the same structure.
"You want to go to Karl Marx university? Well, you can finance that through Karl Marx Acceptance Corporation."
Lending officer, reviewing application:
"Uh oh. I see you propose to major in ethnic/gender/queer studies. I'm terribly sorry, but ... we can't help you. Oh, on your way out, would you mind taking the trash with you? Thanks."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (SRKgf)
thanks for keeping us entertained, educated, and whatever to this point. slicing like a fucking hammer.
Posted by: Gaff at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (jPS2y)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Mortimer's deplorable phone at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (ZFK17)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (7ZVPa)
Yeah, what a fool Trump is, huh? How did he ever get to be a billionaire?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (9221z
"Why are we having class today?"
Because it's on the schedule? Because you paid for it and you might want to learn something?
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (lIU4e)
Know what most people in college are?
Fucking idiots. Just like everywhere else.-ace
Good stuff there
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Trump: Office of the President Elect at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (l7/Kl)
How does one begin to penetrate the liberal fog that engulfs this woman? That cultural/religious identity is the one that I view as her most defining - and she wanted HILLARY????
Help!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (tHwdc)
***
Because her cohosts on The View wouldn't like it?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (SEXy3)
That's in itself is quite an accomplishment in my humble opinion. I
know several others felt the same way.
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+1
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (3Liv/)
I'm extremely curious how their GOTV efforts actually worked on the ground. It must have been INCREDIBLY focused in the places their polling said they could win. Rural PA, MI, etc.
Whatever they did, it worked much better than the overly-broad (I got three reminders to vote for Hillary) GOTV the DNC was doing.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (xeeHA)
Trump spent $4.57 per vote received. That's got to be a record unmatched since the turn of the nineteenth century.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (7ZVPa)
He is a shrewd businessman. Looking forward to see what he can do for this moribund economy.
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (1TXSC)
*hands Trump 'Lucille'*
Posted by: Negan at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (7H/2n)
To which Trump says:
" Well, look at that, dawn is breaking. It's a brand new day, America"
And to Hillary, Trump says
"Hillary, are you still there? I just don't know. It seems like you're
trying to speak... but you just took a hell of a hit! I just popped your
skull so hard your eyeball just popped out... and it is gross as shit!"
And to Melania while celebrating his win:
"Oh! Look at that! Takin' it like a CHAMP!"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (jxbfJ)
trump was an all hours tweeter
Posted by: giftogab at November 09, 2016 04:32 PM (ysKvq)
Get back to work!
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:30 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:31 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)
As to Ace's commentary, I'm reminded of the TV illiterati I mentioned this am. At an event, and this fool (there is no kinder word) was being treated as some prince (or princess) - this morning, he was breathlessly explaining why "markets" were in total free fall and would collapse... sure.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 05:31 PM (C9pBZ)
I do. Wear layers.
Bottom layer, silk thermals. Next layer, fleece. It's all about the layering.
And wool socks. SmartWool rocks. Avoid any cotton clothing below the outer layer at all costs. Wicking materials and merino wool are your friends.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:31 PM (WlGX+)
***
Ask her if she wanted war with Russia. Because that was the clearest, most stark difference between the two candidates.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 05:31 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Trump: Office of the President Elect at November 09, 2016 05:32 PM (l7/Kl)
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (mf5HN)
I am glad they did a good job! Maybe they just needed direction.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:32 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (suql3)
Yes.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:32 PM (Enq6K)
This really needs to be repeated.
A lot.
Clinton talked about too much money in politics and how we have to get money out and its all corrupt, but shoveled it in by the trawler full. She outspent Trump by 4:1 as I understand it, like that idiot Jeb. If you include the free campaigning by the president and media, its probably 82:1
Fat lot of good it did. She talked the talk, he walked the walk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:32 PM (39g3+)
And, I have to say it, Reince Preibus came through. I will try to avoid calling him Rinse Penis at least for a while.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:32 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: FUCK!! at November 09, 2016 05:32 PM (iJaqf)
I don't have any concept of temperatures below 15 or so.
I do. Wear layers.
Bottom layer, silk thermals. Next layer, fleece. It's all about the layering.
And wool socks. SmartWool rocks. Avoid any cotton clothing below
the outer layer at all costs. Wicking materials and merino wool are
your friends.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:31 PM (WlGX+)
Check out Thorlo socks. Made here in the great USA. One of the last U.S. hosiery mills located in Statesville, NC.Worked there many years ago. Still exclusively wear their socks.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 05:32 PM (jxbfJ)
The nevertrumpers that doubled down showed a stubbornness so deep that now they will spend the next 4-8 years looking for every little nitpicky thing that Trump does. Where else can they go but obsessive?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: zincfinger at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (Bj229)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (suql3)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 05:31 PM (WlGX+)
Huh. Maybe I should try for summer. Spring?
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (lIU4e)
http://tinyurl.com/qcko27x
Asshat devalues my degree just breathing.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:19 PM (9221z
________
Don't be so quick to condemn this guy's insights. I voted for Trump because I thought he was the only candidate who could be trusted to stay true to his anti-ocean rhetoric.
I'm tired of supporting politicians who claim to be anti-ocean, but once in office start promoting pro-ocean legislation.
Posted by: Furious George at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (77i7V)
Can we be done with 'money buys elections' as an idea entirely? It CLEARLY doesn't. I've always thought the amount spent was usually higher because the more popular candidate had more to spend so they spent it. So, correlation but not causation.
I've never seen a commercial that materially changed my opinion. Have you?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 05:34 PM (9eoQ+)
I have three college degrees. Not one taught me how to do that shit.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at November 09, 2016 05:34 PM (UgF8H)
Has anyone seen Meagain on Faux today? Is she whining crocodile tears?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (mpXpK)
I heard she snapped at Eric Bolling yesterday when he was crowing about Trump's victory. Heh. I was on FBN so missed it all.
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 05:34 PM (a0IVu)
Over Trump, I'll guess?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:33 PM (suql3)
No....I believe it was on a GAINZZZZ thread.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:34 PM (Enq6K)
Know what I did election night? Ignored the TV, went to my garage, and
made a Viking style mug out of a log I cut down this summer. Using only
hand tools. Just for fun.
I have three college degrees. Not one taught me how to do that shit.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at November 09, 2016 05:34 PM (UgF8H)
Teach the horde?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 05:34 PM (WuRdh)
Ibex Wool.
It'll cost you. But it'll keep you warm and last forever.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (/IGpZ)
Lincolntf has been here forever.
If he was a nevertrumper, fuck 'im.
But if it was for something else, such as an argument over low carb diets, I hate to see him go.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (suql3)
Was he banned or did he and Ace have a tiff?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:29 PM (suql3)
He was banned for being a wet rag on the GAINZZZ thread.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (zc3Db)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 05:27 PM (jsWA
It was set in Montana, but actually filmed in Alberta, for financial, reasons, I presume.
But, Hey! We gave you Fay Wray, too. So, there's that.
Posted by: Tim the necromancer at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (bY0uH)
be last night. That's in itself is quite an accomplishment in my humble
opinion. I know several others felt the same way.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (zRZaJ)
I'd like to second this. Also, will be hitting the tip jar. I apologize for not doing so before, and being unemployed is no excuse. This is my "safe place" and without you, the cobs and the Horde, this election season would have been hell. It was hellish anyway, but I knew I wasn't alone.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (tHwdc)
There are only a few careers that require a college education and they are already flooded. Except the doctor field is about to open up thanks to Obamacare.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 05:26 PM (mpXpK)
This.
I was surprised at how many people never use the stuff they learned in college. I use that stuff literally every day. If that weren't the case, I'd consider I'd wasted my time in college (and grad school after that).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (fHq4U)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (C9pBZ)
No....I believe it was on a GAINZZZZ thread.
Youre shittin me?
I just wrote the above comment as a joke.
They argued over fat??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (suql3)
PM Netanyahu Congratulates US President-Elect Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOMG4IOfH0I
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (suql3)
Hillary personifies the lawyer talk that minces words to say one thing but mean another (what the definition of "is" is). She keeps you checking to see if your wallet is still there when she stops speaking.
Posted by: Jack Reacher at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: phreshone at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:37 PM (39g3+)
Pro Tip : Don't go bringing that Calories In / Calories Out shit into Ace's GAINZ Threads.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:37 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:38 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 05:38 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (suql3)
IIRC he made a wise ass crack about Ace's new weekly topic of the gainz thread. And Ace rightfully busted his ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 05:38 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (C9pBZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOMG4IOfH0I
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (qCMvj)
I love that guy!
And I apologize to him for what he's had to endure the past 8 years.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (Enq6K)
Here's another reason Trump won:
-- NFL pussing out on players giving The People the Finger during the anthem
-- Republicans going on Bill fucking Maher's show and taking a shit all over their base, including donkeys like Mary Katherine Ham.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (9221z)
.............
I burned down the grocery store I shop for food at.
Posted by: wth - idiot at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (HgMAr)
When my boobs tried to kill me and I spent hours sitting in the comfy chemo chair, your writing and that of the cobs and horde kept my spirits up. When the direction of the country looked bleak, I came here for both insight and escape. Now that the giddiness of the election results is wearing off and we're rolling up our sleeves and taking stock of where we go from here, I just wanted to let you know how much you and this place mean to this suburban housewife.
And I will be hitting the tip jar.
XO HH
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (hYNPr)
...
Well, them and illegal alien smugglers.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (1H9ox)
https://twitter.com/Scott_Foval/media
He's one of the guys who got fired as a result of Project Veritas
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (suql3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (q+/3f)
The Huffpods and KosKids and their lemmings have NO IDEA what happened or why because they DON'T KNOW. They have been deceived and led down what they have been told is a primrose path. They no nothing about felonies, traitors, Spirit Dinner art installations and Clinton Foundations thefts.
But we do because you don't lie. You tell it to us straight. You know we can handle the truth.
Not many college graduates will do that.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (vivhj)
If you didn't take sophomore calculus and DiffEQ's, you most likely only attended college, not earn a degree
Posted by: phreshone at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (DpOmP)
I had that in HS in GA in the 60s.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (mpXpK)
Pro Tip : Don't go bringing that Calories In / Calories Out shit into Ace's GAINZ Threads.
Posted by: garrett
I made that mistake but luckily I didn't get banned. But Ace DID write an epic 6,000-word post rebutting my 40-word comment about calories+exercise perhaps being sufficient for some people. I hadn't realized what a hot-button topic it was.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:32 PM (lIU4e)
I think you're missing the important part of this wherein I must let go of a grudge and NOT MY PRECIOUS NOOOOO
*hurls self into the volcano from The Master*
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (qJhUV)
Guessing gun & ammo prices will be down soon too.
Yes!
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:36 PM (suql3)
ace was in a mood. It's really not smart to play with someone who's doing intermittent fasting. Hunger can make one a bit cranky.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (qCMvj)
Yeah this is the part that makes me just shake my head at the people hysterical over Trump. He says "Mexicans' when he means "illegal immigrants" he says "Muslims" when he means "Jihadis" etc. He's sloppy with his language, but they take it absolutely 100% seriously he means literally everyone.
Some retard on facebook was saying he's scared because Trump was going to take away his citizenship. Why? Because he talked about deporting "Mexicans." Its childish and stupid, because they don't take anything else he says literally and exactly. Its like they are deliberately looking for the worst possible interpretation to justify their fears.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (4e+hS)
not just that. I think he was a NTer too, and it wasn't even just that.
There is a point which comes when you just don't like someone. Then a point comes at which you not only don't like them, but need to tell them that.
Then a point comes where you not only disklike someone, and need to tell them that, but you need to tell them that DAILY.
LincolnTF decided those things about me. Every day he was here, he'd take a nasty little pussy shot at me.
At some point, someone has to be the adult in a dysfunctional relationship and say "This isn't working; we need to sever ties."
Life is too short to spend it with people you dislike -- and that's as true of LincolnTF as it is of me. I did him a favor; like many people, he had come to hate me, and somehow found some kind of twisted joy in that hate.
But even so, it's not healthy. Not for him, and not for me.
So I did him a favor: I sent him on his way so he could find something interesting to do besides attacking me in every post he appeared in.
Now, not inconsequentially, this was also to MY personal psychic benefit. But I think I am permitted to act in my own perceived self-interests.
I work here. I spend 6-10 hours a day here. Okay, 6-8 hours a day here. Okay, 6 to 6.45 hours per day.
The point is, I *have* to be here. LincolnTF does not. And if he's making a hostile workplace for me -- well I can't leave, and one of us MUST leave, so it's gonna be him.
Or Amish Dude, or chemjeff, or any of the other guys who think this site is Little Green Footballs because a Republican supported a Republican candidate in a Republican election.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (8rNrN)
You know, an investigative journalist type might make inquiries as to how they plan on continuing to earn monies...
Nahhhhhhh
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (C9pBZ)
How did David Mamet know that that line would come in handy today?
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (qJhUV)
I'm looking forward to sub-4 cent 22LR again. It's about time!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (0mRoj)
Some scrunt was on CNN was saying that Trump voters ( especially in rural areas) were afraid of progress, longing for a time that no longer exists, and gullible. And that is why they rejected stronger together.
The left is invincibly arrogant and stupid.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (+aCe4)
ORCA since it appears that the RNC did a helluva job on GOTV for Trump
and I don't wanna.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (mf5HN)
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Yeah that's what I'm hearing too. Nice things. About Priebus. Now I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this grudge.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mama AJ
And on Sundays, there would be ELBOWS.
Okay, forget the NFL, but at least bring back the elbows.
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:42 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 09, 2016 05:42 PM (xujbM)
Point 2. Trump is a habitual liar who told you what he poll tested in the background what you wanted to hear. Get used of being lied to even more. Congratulations again on your Victory ACE.
Point 3. You seem to be talking about yourself for the most part. You seem to think that because you came around to liking Trump everyone must support him or be the enemy. Guess what, when you treat me like an enemy, I BECOME your enemy. I did not start at that position, you created the situation upon which it became apparent.
Somehow or another I thought after the election, particularly after, CONGRATULATIONS ACE ON YOUR VICTORY, you would cool down and become a somewhat reasonable to read blog again.
Anyways, apparently that is not going to be the case. You have just become another bitter piece of shit blogger joining a long list of them. Andrew Sullivan, Charles Johnson. Here is hoping your blog posts become dusty and non profitable!
Posted by: astonerii
Taste the biter bile of total crushing defeat, asshole.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 05:42 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: astonerii at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (ia08
Eat it raw, pussy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (bY0uH)
two nights ago someone here posted that Scott Foval was going off on
twitter. I just checked it, and I don't know if it's a verified account
or just a spoof.
https://twitter.com/Scott_Foval/media
He's one of the guys who got fired as a result of Project Veritas
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (kD8Fh)
Yeah, I checked it two nights ago. Can't decide if it's really him or someone riffing on him. There's no 'verified' check by his name but I don't know if there would be or not.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (4e+hS)
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I think you have a profound influence on more people than you know, and you have provided many of us with a place to learn and grow and share. Geez, that sounds really hippyish. What I'm trying to say is that you are anything but mediocre. I have benefited from your choice of career, so I thank you.
Great post.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (uHcnA)
(Stuyvesant)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 05:39 PM (C9pBZ)
My brother went to Stuyvesant. Round about early 80s.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (zc3Db)
I've ducked in and out of there mentioning the same thing, but sometimes people cling to an idea so strongly it hurts to hear something different. I know I've been there before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (39g3+)
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg appeared to be wearing her infamous "dissent jabot" on the bench Wednesday morning.
The move is being widely interpreted as a repudiation of Donald Trump's victory in the presidential election a night earlier.
Ginsburg typically wears the collar when issuing dissenting opinions in the court, as she explained to Yahoo News in 2014. But no opinions were read Wednesday.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/305246-
ginsburg-appears-to-wear-dissent-collar-on-bench
Un-fucking-believable. I hope Trump gets the chance to replace the demented old bag during his first term.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (R+30W)
I work here. I spend 6-10 hours a day here. Okay, 6-8 hours a day here. Okay, 6 to 6.45 hours per day.
Haha, you jest! This pith just gave me 4.25/5 ejaculations!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (suql3)
I'm sure ace will un-ban everyone in the spirit of reconciliation and happiness.
Posted by: Dr Spank
I really hope that's true. Winning unexpectedly can be as stressful as losing. There's a lot of tension in the air.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 05:44 PM (LAe3v)
--
social justice whiner
social justice weinie/weiner
sociopathic judgemental weiner
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 05:44 PM (Om16U)
rural areas) were afraid of progress, longing for a time that no longer
exists, and gullible.
Like on South Park?
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:44 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 05:44 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 05:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: astonerii
Your nose. My ass cheeks. Rub vigorously.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (2w7OO)
Yeah great. So what's a raincheck for a Madonna blowjob worth these days? Anybody?
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 05:35 PM (fHq4U)
Lena Dunham will honor them
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (lKyWE)
Catholics like me are supposed to believe that even people like Hillary are not beyond redemption and forgiveness. I sincerely hope and pray that she learns a hard lesson from this. If I were here I retire from politics permanently step away from public life completely and concentrate on being a good grandmother.
Of course, this doesn't mean that I don't believe that she should not face justice for her crimes. She should. That is another reason why Trump won. The law needs to apply equally to everyone. No more special exceptions for the "beautiful people."
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (O6aZ4)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (suql3)
Posted by: astonerii
Yep. Ace is the bitter one here. Totally.
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (KUaJL)
I swear liberals are the least self-aware people on the planet.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (/tuJf)
***
D'awww! Aren't you a cute little fella? Do you need your blankey?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (dFi94)
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I'd just tuck it away in the junk drawer, grammie. Chances are good that you'll be needing to pull it out again some time.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (uHcnA)
"Those lousy bastards in the media! How could they be so wrong! But WE aren't like that here at CNNMSNBCFOXNBCABCCBS!"
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (qJhUV)
--
social justice whiner
social justice weinie/weiner
sociopathic judgemental weiner
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 05:44 PM (Om16U)
Social justice wanker
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (0mRoj)
They just don't understand -- You're saying I DON'T have the RIGHT to just abuse you whenever I fancy? Or that you have the "right" to make yourself unavailable for said abuse?
They really seem to think they have a first amendment right not just to say things, but to have access to saying it to my face, in my place of work, or in my twitter timeline.
Here's a newsflash: as I explained to one big fat blob of fat who called me a "pussy," I'd be very interested in meeting some of these self-alleged non-pussies for a bit of extracurricular activity to see who the real "pussy" is. I'm not afraid, and every single day, I get a just a little bit better at punching.
So if these Twitter and comment section "men" would like to have a real conflict that doesn't consist of some pussy "flames" on the internet -- if they'd like to have a conflict the way real men used to -- I'm for it.
Just let me know, Pardners. Just let me know.
But like I said, be warned: I am training in martial arts specifically for the purpose of hitting people like you very hard, so just heads up, unless you are also training to fight, it might not work out for you the way you were hoping.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (8rNrN)
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/305246-
ginsburg-appears-to-wear-dissent-collar-on-bench
Un-fucking-believable. I hope Trump gets the chance to replace the demented old bag during his first term.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (R+30W)
What? She couldn't take a knee?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (qCMvj)
This is not helping anyone. This is why Trump won, because of that kind of crap. You keep pushing people like that and they're gonna eventually snap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (dFi94)
*pats seat*
Come, sit by me and we shall burnish the grudges together.
SEE HOW I CAN BE GRACIOUS TO SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS THE TEAM THAT DESTROYED ALL OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS? SEE HOW I AM NOT COMPLETELY AWFUL, HORDE?
Ahem.
We're going to ignore that the Cubs are my NL team for purposes of this noting of my not being awful.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 04:44 PM (SAn+a)
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Dang. I can't argue against this. It isn't revenge, the rule of law has to be applied to these people which to me means their ideas have to be fought at every level of society.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (B11vO)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (NpXoL)
But this is a community that draws who knows how many people here. We kid each other about being morons, but your posts generate hundreds of comments, over and over, from very intelligent and witty people. Many of us, I suspect, spend way more time here than is strictly good for them just because the quality of your posts and of the comments they attract is so high. People hang around here for YEARS. I've been around since just before the first Obama election.
There have to be thousands, if not millions of blogs with some pretty darn good writing that generate comments that can be counted on one hand. Your success with the HQ is a very rare exception, as is your talent for dissecting an idea and for writing.
How many of us have read a post here and said, "Gee, that is what I was feeling and trying to express logically to myself, and this guy absolutely nailed it in a few paragraphs. Far better than I ever could hope to."
Anyway, just do not ever sell what you do or your talent short.
Posted by: RM at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (U3LtS)
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F You Ace!! What did I ever do to you? *sobs*
Posted by: Jim Geraghty at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (bsDXW)
....
I usually just use "Conservative" and "Liberal".
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: astonerii
A true staunch Republican, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (suql3)
[x] concerned
[x] Christian
[x] conservative
We hit the trifecta!
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (4e+hS)
trump was an all hours tweeter
Posted by: giftogab at November 09, 2016 04:32 PM (ysKvq) This was done to break through the media firewall and like many other things he's done, it worked. Wise up!
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (yOWG+)
Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (KvWlw)
This is not helping anyone. This is why Trump won, because of that kind of crap. You keep pushing people like that and they're gonna eventually snap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (39g3+)
Tomorrow will be interesting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (qCMvj)
Break time at the Chamber of Commerce?
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (kD8Fh)
The left is invincibly arrogant and stupid.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 09, 2016 05:41 PM (+aCe4)
Problem is, the GOP establishment thinks (thought) the same arrogant way. I hope they (and the left) have learned to "listen for the pop" aka get their head out of their arse. If not, I'm sure we can rinse repeat for Congress in 2 years.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (jxbfJ)
*hurls self into the volcano from The Master*
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (mf5HN)
Considering I'm still mad at college BF for getting me my FIRST ticket ever, I get that.
I'm still glad though. I want to hear all the nitty gritty boring data details, personally.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (lIU4e)
Don't hold your breath asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (R+30W)
I thought she was getting her wrinkly ass to NZ?
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (a0IVu)
In totally unrelated news, the Dow closed the day at an all time high.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (cqRjR)
I hear you. And I had no problem with what happened on the GAINZZZ thread, anyway. I'm not a big fan of special diets and such but I made my recommendations of push-ups (the world's greatest exercise) once or twice and left it at that. The GAINZZZ people were having fun talking about what they were doing and how it was working and I had nothing to add to any of it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 05:49 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 05:49 PM (/IGpZ)
Close to that - Academy sports had some local sales to combat the new Dicks stores, and one had 50 count boxes for three bucks and change.
The key word being "had".
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 05:49 PM (C9pBZ)
In totally unrelated news, the Dow closed the day at an all time high.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (cqRjR)
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I was even more surprised to hear about some of the people on the trading floor booing Hillary and chanting "lock her up." I thought all those people were voting for her.
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 09, 2016 05:49 PM (O6aZ4)
Let's get this economy rolling, you mugs.
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (fHq4U)
Forget what I said about being magnanimous with this dipfuck.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: 8starsnorth at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (P4HvV)
Posted by: garrett
True. It's better to just smash the dojo to splinters with your rage-fueled krav maga.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (DbBV5)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (qCMvj)
This election marks the first time since then that I've had something to smile about the next day. Living in a deep blue state, there aren't too many election victories to celebrate.
I keep a low profile on social media, it would be career suicide if people who know me IRL found out I'm a conservative, but I've been scrolling through FB all day and can't get the smile off my face.
Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM
I hope so. But like I said earlier, she'll have to be carried out feet first before she retires and lets President Trump replace her.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (kDUMP)
That said, you are still offering no analysis beyond the crap you offloaded already all year.
If all you got is abuse and namecalling, and wishing failure on others, you don't get to call others bully.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (ja1SX)
Did one of them offer Dorothy her broom?
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (a0IVu)
ATTENTION
NYU CANCELLED SOME CLASSES AND EXAMS BECAUSR OF THE ELECTION
OFFERED SAFE SPACES
FOR "ELECTION REFLECTION "
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (1TXSC)
I have no pity for her, none. She's horrific and evil and celebrates all that is utterly demonic in this world. Nobody that gleeful and in support of murdering babies gets my sympathy.
Those lousy bastards in the media! How could they be so wrong! But WE aren't like that here at CNNMSNBCFOXNBCABCCBS!
I think part of that is out of fear. There is a lot of rage out there against the media for leading them astray about Hillary's chances. They are trying to keep from losing donors, party invites, and viewers.
But the worst are the massively unselfaware leftists who at the same time they spew rage and hate at the media for not getting it right in their predictions... they trust every word the media says about Trump.
You know, if they were so wrong and mistaken about that election maybe they aren't so dead on about other things too, huh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Took about 3 minutes for some clown, Pulitzer winner Eugene Robinson I think, to call him a tyrant.
Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (qCMvj)
Awesome rant. Simply awesome. I was thinking something along the same lines today.
We are the AWGs (Angry White Guys).
PS: Scalia replacement. Ginsberg is 83 and in poor health. Breyer is 78 and in poor health. That's three supremes in the next 4 years.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (7z6Xr)
GAWD! I could never do that. A great one liner coming in and I would blow snot trying not to laugh at the wrong time. My only recourse would be to fall on the floor and have them call an ambulance to take me out of there.
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (YNPwP)
Well then I caution you on putting up a martial arts thread....because sparks will fly.
You will shocked to learn how many expert martial artist critics there are on the internet.
Besides, there's only one good martial art to study: Small Circle Jujitsu.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (suql3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 05:43 PM (VdICR)
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You know, that's what I was thinking last night. Trump. Trump got the Reagan Democrats back.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (1H9ox)
Roger Cohen, New York Times
He's terribly concerned...
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (8ZskC)
>Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg appeared to be wearing her infamous "dissent jabot" on the bench Wednesday morning.
Is she a child? This is pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (lIU4e)
I swear liberals are the least self-aware people on the planet.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 05:45 PM (/tuJf)
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I'd love to see their itemized list.
Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (hdpay)
I'm more concerned that the people doing the nudging will snap. That's the more common lesson in human history...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (C9pBZ)
Don't hold your breath asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (dELE3)
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Oh, yes. It hasn't sunk in yet that we are in a different world now.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (B11vO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
No. He'll just throw MORE interceptions and extend the 49er's losing streak to 1-13 for the season. Must make a statement!
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (jBuUi)
Did I miss the part where he proclaimed his "concerned conservative" credentials!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (wCEn4)
My patients know exactly who and what I am. AND I have probably lost a patient or 2 over the years.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (dELE3)
Danger Girl @DangerGirl
Oh the drama! The tears!
"We are devastated!"
"Distraught"
"Never been more frightened in my life!"
"Saddened to find out more than half of America hates LGBT!"
Welcome to my world circa 2008 2012. I promise to be as gracious and sympathetic as you fucknozzles were.
We won. Eat a dick.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (+eR2D)
Yeah, I think we might have a bit of an "Old Yeller" situation here. I mean, everybody loved that mutt. But one day he showed up rabid, and little Timmy, for Old Yeller's own sake, had to, uh, well, I mean, you saw the movie.
Posted by: saul goodman, esq. at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM
*raises hand*
Um...could we please to be having the Victory Tits before said volcano hurling?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (kDUMP)
Men used to understand that there was a limit to the amount of antagonism you could safely inflict on another man, because at some point, he would have the right and duty to challenge you to a fight, or just hit you.
I'm not saying that's a good thing; But, as instapundit says, an armed society is a polite society.
The internet is basically a method for very beta men -- punks -- to mouth off without the possibility of a deserved thrashing.
I have been very annoyed at myself for doing just this. I used to think of it as 'punkmouth,' just a pussy punk mouthing off because he knew he was protected (by the barrier of the internet, or by a teacher being nearby -- whatever).
It's not a good trait. I've got that trait, and I don't like that about myself.
But there are a lot of punkmouth "men" on the internet who never seemed to have asked thmselves for one hot second, "Would I feel comfortable doing this face to face?"
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (8rNrN)
Well then I caution you on putting up a martial arts thread....because sparks will fly.
You will shocked to learn how many expert martial artist critics there are on the internet.
Besides, there's only one good martial art to study: Small Circle Jujitsu.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (suql3)
Hah! I've done several, some more intensively than others: northern style Kung Fu, wing chun, TKD, judo. It's good to get exposed to lots of different techniques.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (dELE3)
And not just from loss of blood?
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (8ZskC)
I'm pretty sure my shirt was tucked in when I got in that chair...
Posted by: Jerry at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (KvWlw)
What a marooon... and I'm from NorCal... Throw in Stephen Curry to the maroooon list too...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (X9Eva)
Posted by: Soothsaye
Splitter! Apostate!
Posted by: Mid-sized Circle Jujitsu troll at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (jBuUi)
Do you remember when there were like 6 commenters here and 20 comments to a post? I thought about commenting then but I thought everyone knew each other and were friends and I didn't want to but in.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (ja1SX)
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (2w7OO)
Ask yourself what would the other side be doing if they had won? It would be over the top, nuclear, armageddon levels of gloating the likes of which we'd never seen.
Meh...gloat away.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Drinks with NGU IS the dental plan.
Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (8J/Te)
We won. Eat a dick.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (+eR2D)
Be generous and send a whole bag. I've been doing that all day.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (lIU4e)
Once an adult, twice a child.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (kD8Fh)
This really needs to be repeated.
Here was my Facebook contribution:
Trump spent $4.57 per vote received.
Clinton spent $37.92 per vote.
The stock market hit a new record high today.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Moose & Squirrel at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (DofIg)
With that kind of time you know it's going to be some kind of funny. Set your DVR "save button" to "Forever"
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (kDUMP)
Old joke: No one lives longer than Supreme Court Justices and the widows of rich men.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (mf5HN)
An American Tragedy
David Remnick, The New Yorker
They're only making it worse for themselves.
Remember when Rick said "I'll kill you" to Negan after Abraham's head was bashed in?
And Negan didn't scared. No, Negan took Rick aside and helped Rick understand the position he was in. Negan persuaded Rick into making an attitude change.
That's what we need to do. We're not done. We need to be Neganesque with these people until they fully understand the position they're in.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (suql3)
I poop on their list.
They've spent the last couple of decades insulting and demeaning anyone who didn't agree with their policies and flat out bullying and they want Trump to apologize?
Ok, but first you must blow all of us.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (/tuJf)
It'd be worth a least a talk to him about it.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (QT68j)
Don't hold your breath asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 05:48 PM (dELE3)
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Oh, yes. It hasn't sunk in yet that we are in a different world now.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (B11vO)
This is the "GOP's" chance to look good. If Trump succeeds, they get to ride that, and vice versa. But, a chance to show the nation that conservatives can be good people and not what they've been brainwashed all their lives.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (cqRjR)
Besides, there's only one good martial art to study: Small Circle Jujitsu.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (suql3)
I think MMA has shown that wrestling is the best foundation for a fighting style.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (dELE3)
And not just from loss of blood?
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (8ZskC)
Nitrous oxide intoxication. No, not the patients...
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (8ZskC)
No , them we just drag out the back door
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (dELE3)
This election marks the first time since then that I've had something to smile about the next day. Living in a deep blue state, there aren't too many election victories to celebrate.
I keep a low profile on social media, it would be career suicide if people who know me IRL found out I'm a conservative, but I've been scrolling through FB all day and can't get the smile off my face.
Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2016 05:50 PM (EBwPV)
Same here - (arrived a little earlier) but yeah - Central Coast CA. Beautiful place but the state politics suck.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (B11vO)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 05:55 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (dELE3)
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You really wouldn't want to stick your hands in a liberal's mouth anyway. Cooties. Blech.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 05:56 PM (uHcnA)
http://www.economist.com/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:40 PM (qCMvj)
The current edition's cover story: "America's Best Hope."
Yup. Hillary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 05:56 PM (SRKgf)
Is she a child? This is pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (lIU4e)
Here little piece of defiance is more troubling than it first appears. She's basically broadcasting that it's morale imperative to block Trump any way possible, including ignoring the constitution even more than usual.
Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 05:56 PM (hdpay)
I don't think she's long for this world. There's a big broom coming to sweep away quite a bit of detritus, from Soros to Clintons and beyond. It won't purge their impact and influence but at least they'll face their eternal reward.
The GAINZZZ people were having fun talking about what they were doing and how it was working and I had nothing to add to any of it.
Oh yeah and hey, if its working for them, then by all means go to it! That's why I tend to avoid those threads. Its not fair, but one of the exceedingly few bonses in my life is that I have a bizarre metabolism that burns up fat and leaves me looking lean and fit no matter what I eat or how much exercise I get. I know its part of why I'm so ill and have such weird food problems, but its not all bad as a result. By all rights my lifestyle should have me at 400 pounds.
So I have no grounds upon which to lecture others on health or exercise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: macleod at November 09, 2016 05:56 PM (5NEuS)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 05:57 PM (qJhUV)
David Remnick, The New Yorker
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM
Did you see all the rest of the whining over there? Epic. Small-minded, angry, and oh, so convinced of their own superiority, and trying to figure out what went wrong. It's schadenfreudelicious.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 05:57 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 05:46 PM (mf5HN)
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alex - next year is your year. Great team - it's a shame anyone had to lose that last game.
This might ease your pain just a tiny tiny stitch. Jake Arietta tweeted that it was time for the Hollywood Elites to pony up and head for the borders. He offered to help them pack.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 05:57 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 05:53 PM (8rNrN)
They used to have to get in their cars for that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 05:57 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: wth - idiot at November 09, 2016 05:57 PM (HgMAr)
Has anyone done a wellness check on George Will?
Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 05:47 PM (NpXoL)
Curled up in a corner, in a fetal position with his favorite appendage in his mouth mumbling something that starts with "how the fu........."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 05:57 PM (jxbfJ)
And this is why ace needs to do a "Biggest Losers" thread.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 05:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (0mRoj)
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I've noticed. I keep thinking you're going to run out, but evidently you haven't yet.
I don't want to know where you're getting them though.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 05:58 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 05:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 05:54 PM (0mRoj)
I'm not as generous as you, dear sir. They can eat one...and choke on it.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 09, 2016 05:58 PM (+eR2D)
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Tried to gang himself with his bowtie
Didn't work
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (Om16U)
1) Trump voters are less likely to be college educated; therefore they're ignorant.
2) These same ignorant Trump voters have higher incomes than Clinton voters and thus only care for rich people.
My theory is that many of these college-educated Clinton supporters tend to have degrees in things like Transgender Dance Studies and they somehow believe that this makes them our intellectual betters.
I'm not knocking college -- I have two STEM degrees -- but I do 20 dumb things before breakfast every day and am a total nitwit in many areas. College didn't cure my tendency to be an idiot and certainly doesn't make me a better person than someone without a degree.
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (a0IVu)
Author Ed Klein joined Steve Malzberg on Newsmax TV on Wednesday after Donald Trump shocked the world by winning the US presidency in his first ever political race.
Klein said Hillary Clinton called a friend and couldn't stop crying.
She blamed FBI Director Comey and Obama for the loss.
not Bill?
Obama? lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 05:58 PM
Hobos. But only Eyegore knows for sure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (kDUMP)
to have asked thmselves for one hot second, "Would I feel comfortable
doing this face to face?"
You'd best watch yourself, or I'm going to throw this cup of virtual cocoa in your face. Well, not your face, exactly, more like on the ground. Away from you. Okay, down the sink.
Ooooh, I have a hole in my footie PJs.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (G8TO0)
David
Posted by: David, Internet Troll at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (2skQu)
1) Trump voters are less likely to be college educated; therefore they're ignorant.
2) These same ignorant Trump voters have higher incomes than Clinton voters and thus only care for rich people.
I did notice these two pieces but never saw them put together.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (lIU4e)
Did anyone get into bareknuckle brawls at the office?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (EnKk6)
Is she a child? This is pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 05:52 PM (lIU4e)
Isn't she about 110 years old? Hopefully Trump will be replacing her soon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (493sH)
I hope so. But like I said earlier, she'll have to be carried out feet first before she retires and lets President Trump replace her.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (kDUMP)
If she wasn't such a self centeredphony she would have retired during Obama's first term when democrats had control of both houses.But dems just won't retire they hang on to power until they're dead.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 05:51 PM (39g3+)
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Oh believe me, I have no illusions about what she is. She must be one of the most miserable people on earth and she brought it all upon herself.
Posted by: Independent George - the world's #1 AoSHQ Podcast fan at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (O6aZ4)
The internet has very much removed this crucial sociological behavioral restraint in most cases.
At least with a teacher, you could meet him outside after class. Not so, on the internet. There you can just be a twat all day and nothing happens to you.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (xeeHA)
I love how Baron Trump, in his suit, flanked his dad last night during the victory speech. What a great moment in time.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (suql3)
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (2w7OO)
http://tinyurl.com/qf8v78s
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (4e+hS)
Well, Trump just opened his fly over the country and schlonged the hell out of it.
Posted by: Mid-sized Circle Jujitsu troll at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (jBuUi)
btw, isn't it nice to have a vice president and a president who actually like and respect each other?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (suql3)
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 05:56 PM (hdpay)
The oxygen uptake to her brain may be ignoring its pathway even more than usual...
Posted by: SOON at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (X9Eva)
Pah!
Tae Kwon Do.
(why not? crossbows is sort of worn out).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Master Po at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (lKyWE)
Harsh
Posted by: Nancy Pelousy at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (Om16U)
That is all.
Posted by: Minuteman at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (7rBhW)
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=204392
Posted by: lauraw at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (K/zYU)
Yes! Spent a long time lurking before finally posting...and every so often I find myself unable to post, and then mysteriously the ban goes away and I can post again. Also the old commenting system that had buttons for strike thrus, bolding and etc but they never worked.
Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (kDUMP)
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You may be right. He does live in Florida, after all. All those "Florida Men" have got to end up somewhere.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 06:02 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 06:02 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 06:02 PM (39g3+)
I love how Baron Trump, in his suit, flanked his dad last night during the victory speech. What a great moment in time.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (suql3)
I think it was a tux. With tails.
Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2016 06:03 PM (48QDY)
Pah!
Tae Kwon Do.
--
Tang Soo Do
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:03 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at November 09, 2016 06:03 PM (/IGpZ)
Tae Kwon Do.
(why not? crossbows is sort of worn out).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (mgbwf)
Crane technique. If do right, cannot defend. Until sequel, at least, then show you other technique cannot defend. And next movie, new technique ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 06:03 PM (zc3Db)
bitch be drunk, yo
Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 06:03 PM (/542q)
Yeah. Talk about grabbing the brass ring!
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:04 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (suql3)
You could tell how sleepy and tired he was but determined to be there.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:04 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 09, 2016 06:04 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 06:04 PM (dELE3)
http://tinyurl.com/qf8v78s
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (4e+hS)
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Ha! They're all wearing black even.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 06:04 PM (uHcnA)
REPORT: Hillary Clinton Couldn't Stop Crying, Blamed Comey and Obama for Her Stunning Loss ( VIDEO )
Author Ed Klein joined Steve Malzberg on Newsmax TV on Wednesday
after Donald Trump shocked the world by winning the US presidency in his
first ever political race.
Klein said Hillary Clinton called a friend and couldn't stop crying.
She blamed FBI Director Comey and Obama for the loss.
not Bill?
Obama? lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (qCMvj)
Hillary crying? You mean screaching don't you? Verbally dressing down anyone with a pulse that made the mistake to be in the same proximity as her?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 06:04 PM (jxbfJ)
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I've seen people today who said "Don't even talk to me." And like I've done on here, they know I didn't vote for Trump. Yet just being a conservative or a republican is enough to piss them off I guess. They are just so angry. I don't recall ever saying that to them when Obama won. It must really suck to have your life revolve so much around who wins or loses. Life moves on.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (stTTh)
http://tinyurl.com/qf8v78s
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 06:00 PM (4e+hS)
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oh my
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (Enq6K)
During this entire election cycle I've never once heard a media pundit comment about Hillary's weaknesses as a candidate. Not. Even. Once.
And that is part of the reason she lost.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (hJrjt)
Ed Klein: Here's what I know, not my opinion. About 6:30 this morning she called an old friend. She was crying inconsolably. She couldn't stop crying. And her friend, her female friend from way, way back said it was even hard to understand what she was saying she was crying so hard. This is Hillary we're talking about. Eventually her friend said she could make out that she was blaming James Comey, the Director of the FBI, for her loss, and, I don't understand exactly, the president of the United States for not doing enough.
I knew this was the reason. She couldn't keep it together.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (suql3)
Pah!
Tae Kwon Do.
--
Tang Soo Do
Bang Mi Ow
and
We Tu Lo
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (2w7OO)
Yeah. Talk about grabbing the brass ring!
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ!
Actually, he grabbed the pussy ring.
Seriously, why do some women do that? (Get vulva piercings.) It's disgusting, dangerous, and makes you look like a skank, I mean, you can be a skank all you want, but why [i[]advertise it?
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (jBuUi)
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Not sure if I'm happy or sad about that.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Crazy Joe The Paste Eater at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (qCMvj)
Pah!
Tae Kwon Do.
--
Tang Soo Do
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:03 PM (Om16U)
Bah.... the only REAL MARTIAL Arts left...
Are Logistics... and Kung Gun... or Gun Fu...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (qf6WZ)
I don't remember a lot of "outreach" by he or the left to those who had the temerity to think differently than they did.
Trump fought a battle virtually by himself against vicious opponents; in contrast the media did most of the fighting for Obama while he egged them on and basically held their coat.
But now, it's Trump's duty to reach out, to comfort people and groups who hated his guts and never hesitated to express that hatred, to be magnanimous, to embrace his bile filled opponents.
Actually, I hope he does to an extent in the interest of good governance and facilitating what he needs to do. But one can only shake one's head at the boundless hypocrisy, arrogance, and lack of self reflection of the left and their useful idiots.
Posted by: RM at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (J1Jae)
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (stTTh)
Astonerii, the San Francisco treat.
Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (X9Eva)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 06:07 PM (kD8Fh)
Howe could that have ben, Ace? I mean, who could that have been, Ace?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 06:07 PM (xIunr)
..............
Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clown
When there's no one around
Oh yeah baby
Posted by: wth - idiot at November 09, 2016 06:07 PM (HgMAr)
Seriously, why do some women do that? (Get vulva piercings.) It's disgusting, dangerous, and makes you look like a skank, I mean, you can be a skank all you want, but why [i[]advertise it?
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (jBuUi)
It's in the nature of a skank.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 06:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (QxcpD)
Coulter's new piece shows each of the 100 days, and next to each
Day 1: Start building the wall.
Day 2: Continue building the wall.
Day 3: Continue building the wall.
Day 4: Continue building the wall.
...
Day 98: Continue building the wall.
Day 99: Continue building the wall.
Day 100: Report to American people about progress of wall. Keep building the wall.
haha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 06:07 PM (qCMvj)
He observed there are no requirements to call yourself that. You can't call yourself a pollster without some training in stats (and maybe working as a real pollster), but any idiot can call himself a "political consultant."
He was laughing that every idiot know-nothing who had nothing impressive on his resume was titled 'consultant" on Fox and other talking-head outlets.
Just keep that in mind when you see "experts" on TV labeled as "political consultants."
Fuck it, I'm a "consultant" too.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (8rNrN)
About 6:30 this morning she called an old friend. She was crying
inconsolably. She couldn't stop crying. And her friend, her female
friend from way, way back said it was even hard to understand what she
was saying she was crying so hard. This is Hillary we're talking about. Eventually
her friend said she could make out that she was blaming James Comey,
the Director of the FBI, for her loss, and, I don't understand exactly,
the president of the United States for not doing enough.
I knew this was the reason. She couldn't keep it together.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (qCMvj)
And that was at 6:30 this morning. Imagine her last night.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (4e+hS)
I want Trump to unite the country.
Against the establishment.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (G8TO0)
Should I go back into the old threads and dig up some comments before the convention from people here wishing for a contested convention??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (suql3)
I just realized every one of those Fast and Furious motherfucks can be prosecuted.
.
.
.
.Nope...Statute of Limitations for nearly all Federal Crimes is 5 years. Unfortunately they are guilty as sin and free as a bird.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 04:48 PM (iONHu)
Well, maybe there's an obstruction of justice charge in the hiding of the document via executive privilege.
And, in that vein, nice of all the DREAMers to self-report that they're here illegally.
Posted by: Lymond at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (2mv+1)
Yeah? Well, also consider the question, do you want to fight or do you want to win? Cowboy karate can be very effective technique against people who want to kill you.
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (fHq4U)
Yeah. Not buying the crying shtick.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (2w7OO)
Obama: uses I and Me a lot
Trump: uses We, Us, Our
Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 06:09 PM (Ha50C)
Just text back: I'm disappointed in you.
That will throw him/her off guard.
If they continue, just ignore. Don't have anything on your phone that can get you fired. If this coworker starts anything with you at work, don't take the bait.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2016 06:09 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:09 PM (Enq6K)
Is that supposed to touch my cold, black heart? Because it doesn't.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 06:09 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 06:09 PM (qCMvj)
--
"Did you really send me this?"
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:09 PM (Om16U)
--
Tang Soo Do
Sum Yung Guy
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM
Sum Dum Goi
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 06:09 PM (kDUMP)
All you had to do to get on TV was tell CNN or MSNBC you were a "Republican Consultant/Strategist" who hated Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:09 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (J1Jae)
"Meet me at my place in your nightie and we'll talk about it."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 06:10 PM (zc3Db)
FYI: Muslims throw lgbt's off roofs for fun?
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:10 PM (2w7OO)
...
Yes.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 06:10 PM (1H9ox)
Yeah. Talk about grabbing the brass ring!
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:04 PM (2w7OO)
From where Trump grabs, it must smell like tuna.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 06:10 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 06:10 PM (/IGpZ)
As much as I hate her, if that crying story is true, it's rather sad but understandable. She was so close, so sure of winning and having to face defeat is probably crushing. But now she has plenty of time to spend with her grandkids.
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 06:10 PM (a0IVu)
i considered that but 1, wrestling is even more metabolically demanding than kicking (and kicking is VERY metabolically demanding), and 2, I have a couple of bad joints which would be easy to exploit in a fight, so I figure, maybe BJJ is "the best" form of combat, but not for me.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 06:10 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (J1Jae)
no , I love Clarence Thomas, Tammy Bruce and every Muslim that has helped our soldiers.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (X9Eva)
That is all.
Posted by: Minuteman at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (7rBhW)
The only time you'd have been able to find a Jury of my actual Peers?
Was US Navy Nuclear Power School... the largest collection of uneducated geniuses on the face of the Earth...
After being there... College degrees have never impressed me much...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (J1Jae)
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Wow. I can think of plenty of uncordial ways to respond, but I'm guessing you want to maintain a friendship with this person because you work together? If you feel you must give an answer, just say "No." Anything further he will just use to bait you further.
If possible, I wouldn't even answer.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (uHcnA)
So a coworker who I would like to maintain a friendship with just texted
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (J1Jae)
"And you're batshit crazy."
I'm not good a cordial.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (Enq6K)
FBN: Kelly Ayotte concedes to Maggie Hassan.
Good.
She didnt handle the Trump candidacy well, at all. She made all the wrong moves regarding Trump, just to please the leftist Media.
Kelly Ayotte chose unwisely. She's stupid. Good riddance.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Dreamsicle Hitler at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (nd1zx)
--
She didn't cry about Benghazi, where Americans died because of her.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (7ZVPa)
I don't want to know where you're getting them though.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 05:58 PM (uHcnA)
I know a guy who knows a guy. It's best not to ask too many questions.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (0mRoj)
...
Hmmm.."Not as much as I hate Mexicans and women"?
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (ja1SX)
If you go Godspeed and Godbless just leave the valu-rite under the couch where it belongs.
Posted by: YTown Guy at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (b0UWr)
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (fHq4U)
Don't know cowboy karate but I'm with you on the point. There are fighting styles (for competition, really) and there are killing styles.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 06:12 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2016 06:12 PM (ax1SH)
Fox Business Trump's agenda: Repeal Obamacare, suspend Syrian refugee program, tax cuts (a couple others I missed) but that looks like a good start to me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 06:12 PM (493sH)
Remember that stadium's letter epic response to a not-so-veiled lawsuit threat?
I'd e-mail my friend, "Hey, I think you should know some asshole has your phone and is sending stupid text messages in your name."
Oh. You wanted cordial. Sorry.
Posted by: JPS at November 09, 2016 06:12 PM (58Iki)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 06:12 PM (U6f54)
He observed there are no requirements to call yourself that. You can't call yourself a pollster without some training in stats (and maybe working as a real pollster), but any idiot can call himself a "political consultant."
He was laughing that every idiot know-nothing who had nothing impressive on his resume was titled 'consultant" on Fox and other talking-head outlets.
Just keep that in mind when you see "experts" on TV labeled as "political consultants."
Fuck it, I'm a "consultant" too.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 06:08 PM (8rNrN)
I'm afraid you're overqualified for that title.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 06:12 PM (z/Ubi)
.........
Day 101: begin installing ground penetrating radar to locate tunnels, continue building wall
Posted by: wth - idiot at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (HgMAr)
Guns: they tried, blatantly, to take our guns. And they made it clear that they would trounce us, ignore the law, ignore the Constitution. That was one of the very important bridges too far.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (/4GEs)
She blamed FBI Director Comey and Obama for the loss.
not Bill?
Obama? lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 05:59 PM (qCMvj)
Or dare I say it, herself?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (xujbM)
>> in the hiding of the document via executive
>> privilege.
You give them the Scooter Libby - bring them in, depose them under oath, check every article and semicolon in their testimony, and if it doesn't correlate in every last detail to written records you tell them they can plead to felony obstruction of justice and serve some short sentence, or they'll go to trial in Federal court in jurisdictions where Americans were murdered with those weapons.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (TppKb)
I mean, I knew he had changed from back when he was funny, but man, that's some degradation.
Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (CLfqv)
Because it sounds like a porno with four dudes.
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (gfpLa)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (J1Jae)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (7ZVPa)
Speaking of switching parties...
Is it true Manchin is rumored to switch to Independent and caucus with the R's?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (suql3)
Yeah. Talk about grabbing the brass ring!
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ!
Actually, he grabbed the pussy ring.
Seriously, why do some women do that? (Get vulva piercings.) It's disgusting, dangerous, and makes you look like a skank, I mean, you can be a skank all you want, but why [i[]advertise it?
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (jBuUi)
Right? Plus if you get your Prince Albert caught in it, you're both in for a world of hurt.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (J1Jae)
----
"I don't see people as separate groups, but as Americans.
Now eat a bag of assorted black LGBT Muslim dicks."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (EnKk6)
Not as much as I hate lefties of all stripes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (493sH)
When she gets to Patrick Kennedy, Cheryl Mills, and Platte River Networks let me know.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (1H9ox)
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?
"Bless your heart!"
I understand that's southern talk for "What a schlub!"
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (suql3)
It's been rumored. Personally I don't trust him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (dELE3)
Manchin is a corrupt piece of crap. If the Republicans are smart, they will publicly reject his offer for an alliance.
He's easily beatable.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (suql3)
https://despair.com/products/consulting
Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (Enq6K)
I hope his mandate consists solely of telling them the cash spigot is turned off and they've got three months to move their criminal operation to another continent.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (nFdGS)
friendship with just texted me, "if you're happy about then you must
hate blacks lgbt muslims" Whats a cordial way to respond?
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua
That eat a bag of dicks thingy seems to be popular today
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (jBuUi)
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Put a bottle opener there if you want to be practical.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (DofIg)
Ed Klein: Here's what I know, not my opinion. About 6:30 this morning she called an old friend. She was crying inconsolably. She couldn't stop crying. And her friend, her female friend from way, way back said it was even hard to understand what she was saying she was crying so hard. This is Hillary we're talking about. Eventually her friend said she could make out that she was blaming James Comey, the Director of the FBI, for her loss, and, I don't understand exactly, the president of the United States for not doing enough.
****
Doug Schoen, who's known her for decades and counts her among his friends, said this morning that losing campaigns are not about introspection, but a blame game. He suggested that Hillary is much worse than most.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: wth - idiot at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (ax1SH)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (J1Jae)
----
"I don't see people as separate groups, but as Americans.
Now eat a bag of assorted black LGBT Muslim dicks."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 09, 2016 06:14 PM (EnKk6)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (0mRoj)
>> you're both in for a world of hurt.
Actually, I find piercings in the right places far more attractive than tats, but yeah, watch for snags.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (TppKb)
If you are worried what the media is saying about you, you will lose.
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (QxcpD)
If Insomniac has any dicks left in his bag, Ayotte deserves to chow on at least two.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (ja1SX)
So a coworker who I would like to maintain a friendship with just texted me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims" Whats a cordial way to respond?
Why would you want to maintain the "friendship?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (IqV8l)
--
The sweetest of all liberal tears
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (Om16U)
Its not appropriate to force your political point of view on people you work with. Bless your heart
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (TppKb)
If Trump were to call Ginsberg in and read Al Pacino's lines from the clip to her (adjusted to use her work history), ...
... is it possible that Ginsberg would quit on the spot?
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (FlRtG)
Over losing an election
Lets give her the nuke football
Jeez. Grow up
But,but it was Her turn!
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (O2RFr)
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Not sure if I'm happy or sad about that.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 06:06 PM (gmeXX)
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What a nerves of steel Commander in Chief she would have been, huh?
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (xujbM)
...everyone but herself, naturally. I guess they weren't "with her."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (39g3+)
Previous Obama voters, when given the choice between a white woman and white man, made their choice based on racism?
I'd ask for evidence, but I'm not sure I want to recognize the reality that is Brawndo culture just yet.
Posted by: MalthusBot at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (i9stz)
FBN: Kelly Ayotte concedes to Maggie Hassan.
Good.
She didnt handle the Trump candidacy well, at all. She made all the
wrong moves regarding Trump, just to please the leftist Media.
Kelly Ayotte chose unwisely. She's stupid. Good riddance.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (suql3)
She was also an establishment tool. She started out with great promise within the GOP.Keep in mind too that NH is getting bluer and bluer.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (SEXy3)
I am not even joking.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (1dDS6)
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 06:05 PM (jBuUi)
...
If so many people are looking at your vulva that large swaths of your social circle can base their opinion of you on it's appearance, I think whether or not it is pierced holds little value in determining your skankosity.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (1H9ox)
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?
"You forgot illegal immigrants."
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (0mRoj)
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?
That you hate intolerance and profiling?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (NOIQH)
The thought of that miserable, heartless, greedy, bitch crying made me laugh. It's all about her and she got denied what she's wanted more than anything.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (493sH)
hate blacks lgbt muslims" Whats a cordial way to respond?
............
Why yes, thank you for asking and have a good day.
Posted by: wth - idiot at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (HgMAr)
...
Hmmm.."Not as much as I hate Mexicans and women"?
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 06:11 PM (1H9ox)
Yeah.... I Hate Black LGBT Moslems... both of them...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (qf6WZ)
That is all.
Posted by: Minuteman at November 09, 2016 06:01 PM (7rBhW)
The answer is: home cooking, home fucking, and Harvard University.
The question?
"What are the three most over-rated things in the world?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (SRKgf)
>> blacks lgbt muslims"
"if you're not you must hate whites."
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (1TXSC)
I don't. I force them on my patients when they are helpless with their mouths open. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (dELE3)
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I've never seen a reason to be a dick. I've never thought Trump supporters to be racist, I've never thought Trump to be the next Hitler. I fully understood why people wanted to give a finger to the establishment. And I never thought he'd lose. I just didn't support him. And I really never liked the term NeverTrump, because as I said a few times, if he does good, then I'll vote for him in 2020.
I have no reason to root against him. I want a smaller federal government. If Trump helps us get there - awesome. I'll happily eat crow. If he gets good conservatives on the court, I'll happily eat crow.
May not be enough for some people. Soothsayer seems to be on quite a roll.
But life goes on. I like commenting here and sharing my opinion and getting into discussions. I hope I can continue to do so.
And once again, congratulations, I really mean that. Its a great feeling when your candidate wins, especially a race most said he couldn't.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (gmeXX)
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?
Or, there's "Verily, I am ecumenical in my disdain for rumpswabs, varlets, and cutpurses of all stripes!"
By the time they figure THAT one out, you'll be a VP and can just fire their jagoff ass.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (nd1zx)
Maggie Hassan ran as a slightly left centrist, pretty much.
Ayotte did, too, pretty much.
Anyone see the problem, here?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (suql3)
And one of the last I hope...
****************************
But we could have relied on her vote to confirm a Scalia clone supreme court justice!!!!!
LOL almost managed to type that with a straight face.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (G8TO0)
.
.
.
.Nope...Statute of Limitations for nearly all Federal Crimes is 5 years. Unfortunately they are guilty as sin and free as a bird.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 04:48 PM (iONHu)
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There's no statute of limitation on murder and a border patrol agent was killed by one of those weapons. Is that actionable?
Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 06:15 PM (6IPEM)
Thanks. Every now and then I get a moment of humorous insight.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 06:18 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (SRKgf)
Lefties don't do that. Always someone else's fault.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 06:18 PM (jxbfJ)
If Insomniac has any dicks left in his bag, Ayotte deserves to chow on at least two.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (ja1SX)
I'll have to make another run to the shipyard, but I got it covered.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 06:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 06:18 PM (X9Eva)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at November 09, 2016 06:18 PM (a7IXj)
"No you underestimate me. I hate _everybody_ equally. Trump is going to shit on the rug, and you are pointlessly arguing about which group that affects worse. It doesn't matter what color you are... your rug will smell like shit. This is why we need hardwood floors in America."
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 06:18 PM (gfpLa)
All I can say is that it is obvious that her brother Kevin is a lot more perceptive than she is.
Perhaps he should be the one writing her column.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 06:18 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 06:10 PM (8rNrN)
If I had to take a wild guess I would bet that you're doing Krav Maga, which would be a pretty darn good way to go.
I have a thing for wrestling because I wrestled in high school (and a bit in college). And it is very demanding. I don't think I could make it through anything like a wrestling practice, these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 06:19 PM (zc3Db)
I have a question: why do you want to maintain a friendship with him? I'd just ignore the text, and avoid the sender henceforth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 06:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 06:19 PM (1TXSC)
Whats a cordial way to respond?
You don't.
Because s/he doesn't really believe it. So why should you respond to a lie that was said only to insult you?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:19 PM (suql3)
>> large swaths of your social circle can base their
>> opinion of you on it's appearance, I think whether
>> or not it is pierced holds little value in determining
>> your skankosity.
Anyone got a good MP3 of Howard Cosell announcing a knockout at a boxing match? 'Cause I think you just landed the right cross.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 06:19 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (ja1SX)
I'll have to make another run to the shipyard, but I got it covered.
Posted by: Insomniac
Eeeewwwww! Chinese dicks! I knew it!
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:20 PM (2w7OO)
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?
If you're unhappy you must hate whites!
Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 06:20 PM (Ha50C)
I went for something that i thought i might find interesting, because i know, without constant interest, people abandon projects quickly.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 06:20 PM (8rNrN)
But I just realized it was meant differently. They meant it like "lets all gather around our grrl who needs our support or she won't make it, defend her from the mean boys and help give her the strength she needs because she's just a girl.
Powering through my fuzzy behind. Cringing child more like.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 06:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2016 06:21 PM (xttKs)
The left practices leftism as a religion. I think most of us have a moral code we do our best to live by, but conservatism and forcing it on others doesn't define our reason for existence.
Posted by: RM at November 09, 2016 06:21 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:21 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 06:21 PM (1TXSC)
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?
If you're unhappy you must hate whites!
Posted by: Willy J.
Given the second, why the first? I'd be giving that punk the heave-ho with all due haste.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 06:21 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 06:21 PM (4ErVI)
...
Just say, "No, I just hate willfully stupid people."
Posted by: Marmeaux at November 09, 2016 06:22 PM (xujbM)
As a Christian, I can only hope that sufficient pain here will get Hillary to repent, so as to avoid the eternal separation from God that she certainly has coming.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 06:22 PM (QQ+il)
Whats a cordial way to respond?
You don't.
Because s/he doesn't really believe it. So why should you respond to a lie that was said only to insult you?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:19 PM (suql3)
Because silence in the face of their stupidity, encourages more stupidity.
If we had all laughed in the face of the whole 'safe zone' crap from the beginning... ie actively made fun of them from the start... it would not be so prevalent now.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 06:22 PM (qf6WZ)
The latest batch are probably Malaysian, or maybe Vietnamese.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 06:23 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 06:23 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2016 06:23 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 06:23 PM (1H9ox)
Maybe Power Rangers.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 06:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 06:24 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 06:24 PM (jxw6R)
Amazing. The country's never seen anything like it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 06:21 PM (4ErVI)
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I got off the phone with my mom a few minutes ago and neither of us can quite believe it, as though we're in an alternate universe where The Donald actually won, and Spy Magazine is still being published and they're losing their shit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 09, 2016 06:24 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:24 PM (QxcpD)
Or, there's "Verily, I am ecumenical in my disdain for rumpswabs, varlets, and cutpurses of all stripes!"
Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 06:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 06:24 PM (iJaqf)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:24 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 06:20 PM (8rNrN)
Krav Maga looks interesting, but a lot of the moves are from my understanding disabling moves. They don't fuck around. Probably not good for a bar fight as you might accidentally murder someone.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 09, 2016 06:25 PM (t06LC)
then spent the whole party trying to pick up the class president
instead. What a surprise her voters left her to find her own way home.
---
So GOP retains it's near lifetime record strength in the House, majority of the Senate, and will have the White House.
And a voter base that just electorally executed two senators, the RINO-iest of RINOs, pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 06:25 PM (3Liv/)
Lou Dobbs has been knocking the living shit out of Media corruption for a full year.
In a just world he gets a Pulitzer or something.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:25 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 06:25 PM (QT68j)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 06:16 PM (ja1SX)
I'll have to make another run to the shipyard, but I got it covered.
Posted by: Insomniac
Eeeewwwww! Chinese dicks! I knew it!
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:20 PM (2w7OO)
I know what you're thinking. Look, ordinarily I'd buy American but I couldn't find a domestic wholesaler who could move that kind of volume in time.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 06:25 PM (0mRoj)
Amazing. The country's never seen anything like it.
---------
Well what happened is this. The Democrats decided to nominate someone no one liked, including their own party, who lost a very winnable election in 2008 because she is absolutle the worst politician in the world. Then on top of that when it became clear no one liked her, including in her own party, they had to scheme to get her past a 70 year old socialist by giving her debate questions in advance. Then even when it was clear that she skirted the law and was actively being investigated by the FBI, they continued to let her run.
Meanwhile, the Republicans nominated someone who a good portion of the base actually liked and wanted to vote for. He had to earn it all the way without the traditional lines of support for the GOP.
And then very predictably on election night, that person won.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 06:25 PM (gmeXX)
I had no idea you were this ignorant. Generalize much? It's a shame that as co-workers you've done nothing to get to know me as a person and lump me in with everything the main stream media said you were SUPPOSED to think about me.
Now that I know you're a sheep, I will keep my conversations with you to work related only and wish you well in your future endeavors.
- Piss Off
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2016 06:26 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:26 PM (QxcpD)
--
I like it.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:26 PM (Om16U)
I'll be damned ... was LITERALLY just thinking about this, kind of.
So - I'm 44. Six foot. 215. Not fat - yet - but you know, father time is catching up.
I don't have the desire to push weight anymore. Been thinking about getting into a martial art to get a little more exercise. Would Krav Maga work for that - or should I look at something else ?
I'm NOT looking to learn how to kick somebody's ass up around their shoulders. I just want to get into something.
Any thoughts would be appreciated.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:26 PM (fiGNd)
Somebody pointed out the Slate site earlier. Holy crap, they are losing their collective (collectivist?) minds.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 06:26 PM (ODxAs)
So you know, you women who didn't vote for a candidate solely because she was a woman are failures.
Just thought you may want to know that character and talent are apparently misogynistic.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 06:26 PM (TBVdD)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 06:27 PM (3hIZX)
"On Trump's proposal to impose term limits on Congress, McConnell said, "It will not be on the agenda in the Senate." McConnell has been a long-standing opponent of term limits, as NPR's Susan Davis reports. "I would say we have term limits now - they're called elections.""
What a fucking dumbass. Way to miss the point, Mitch. Do you feel the same about presidential terms?
This stupid bullshit is exactly why people went to Trump. FFS.
Posted by: adc at November 09, 2016 06:27 PM (Rv8vW)
Ah.
Can't watch the vid at this time....but it still makes me laugh.
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2016 06:27 PM (xttKs)
Somehow I don't see this is a Patton biography.
What about that 3AM call?
Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2016 06:27 PM (48QDY)
You should take a Zumba Class.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 06:27 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 06:28 PM (PuzQ4)
Do you want a real friendship or one where you pretend to not be insulted?
I think I'd respond by asking if they truly believe that you hate black lbomgwtfbbq muslims.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 09, 2016 06:28 PM (yL25O)
"I hope you feel better soon." That is, if you really want to keep this friendship.
Bonus points if you can casually throw in the stock market surge.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 06:28 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Mt Everest Clinton at November 09, 2016 06:28 PM (/542q)
The latest batch are probably Malaysian, or maybe Vietnamese.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 06:23 PM (TppKb)
Some were Thai.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 06:28 PM (6RbuA)
I am betting it will look like it was just a high school prank compaired to the destruction Barak's people do.
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:29 PM (QxcpD)
______________________
Figured she spent the whole night crying, screaming, throwing things, and blaming everybody else but the person really at fault (Hillary).
It wasn't Comey who set up the illegal and unsecure private email server so he could hide Hillary's pay-to-play crimes at State.
It wasn't Obama who is the shitty campaigner, or who collapsed on camera at the 9/11 event.
It's all you Hillary. You're the loser. You're the woman who twice thought she had the presidency in the bag, only to lose to some unqualified upstart.
If you were a different kind of person, I'd feel sorry for you. But you're a corrupt and tyrannical crook, so all I feel is relief that you're also a lousy candidate.
Bye-bye, and good riddance.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 06:29 PM (4rh2D)
Those things are expensive and being unemployed now, they have to budget.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ at November 09, 2016 06:29 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua
"God loves us all."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 06:29 PM (v4Dtx)
Yeah that's Commando stuff, you don't fight to win with that, you fight to maim and kill.
If what you want is physical exercise, flexibility, toning, and some self defense, kung fu is probably your best shot. Just really hard to find a teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 06:29 PM (39g3+)
breitbart
Bet you won't see that on HuffPo or MSNBC.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 06:30 PM (2IgbJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 06:30 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 06:30 PM (8ZskC)
In a just world he gets a Pulitzer or something.
---
In a just world, he'd have had nothing to cover.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 06:30 PM (3Liv/)
I'm NOT looking to learn how to kick somebody's ass up around their shoulders. I just want to get into something.
Boxing is good
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 06:30 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:30 PM (Enq6K)
Today I see this as a complete repudiation of Hillary Clinton as the woman candidate, the ladies simply did not buy the brand of soap her soap opera was selling.
I have found new and greater respect for the women of America.
Posted by: obsidian at November 09, 2016 06:30 PM (ARK2U)
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?
***
She sounds like someone waiting for an opportunity to pounce. Protect yourself. Two options here:
1. Ask for a meeting with your boss and express your pain at being attacked in such an accusatory and unfounded manner. Don't go soft, stand your ground, but express that it is YOU who have been attacked.
2. Respond to her, directly, as indicated in point number 1, above.
Either way. Cover your ass or prepare for an eventual visit to the HR office.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 06:31 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 06:31 PM (8ZskC)
They'd talk about feminism and no-fault divorce if they wanted to be honest.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 06:31 PM (6RbuA)
Yeah. Cause I'm the "Dance around to fucking music in a crowd" type.
Most definitely.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:31 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 06:31 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 09, 2016 06:31 PM (FQKBL)
Laughter. I'm told it's the best medicine, so I'm well medicated today.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 06:32 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:32 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua
You want to maintain a friendship with THAT?????
If that was my friend/family I'd still go with "go fuck yourself. "
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 06:32 PM (2IgbJ)
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 06:30 PM (3Liv/)
Yeah. One of the positives about the President-Elect.
Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2016 06:32 PM (48QDY)
Because it sounds like a porno with four dudes.
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 06:13 PM (gfpLa)
NSFW (Language): https://youtu.be/CpFUyd_7XIM
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 09, 2016 06:32 PM (GUBah)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js
Actually readable youtube comments.
Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2016 06:32 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 06:32 PM (/IGpZ)
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 06:33 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 06:33 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: just the punchline at November 09, 2016 06:34 PM (xIunr)
843
I just realized every one of those Fast and Furious motherfucks can be prosecuted.
.
.
.
.Nope...Statute of Limitations for nearly all Federal Crimes is 5
years. Unfortunately they are guilty as sin and free as a bird.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2016 04:48 PM (iONHu)
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There's no statute of limitation on murder and a border patrol agent was killed by one of those weapons. Is that actionable?
Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2016 06:17 PM (EBwPV)
The whole operation was a conspiracy to commit murder. Remember, the "tracking" that they intended was to run the serial numbers of guns FOUND AT CRIME SCENES. Most of those crime scenes were in Mexico (by design), which also makes it an Act of War.
If the DoJ can't or won't prosecute, I see no reason why we can't honor an extradition order for these murderous cocksuckers from the Mexican Government. The thought of Eric Holder spending the rest of his natural life in a Mexican prison warms my blackened, shriveled heart.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 06:34 PM (LuZz8)
Last night when it looked like trump was gonna win Clint Eastwood said something congratulatory...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 06:34 PM (O2RFr)
I've been told If you're looking to just hurt your opponent as quick as
possible and no rules apply then original Krav Maga is the one.
_____________________________________________
What about the ancient Scottish martial art "Llap Goch" the ancient and mystic art of hitting your opponent before he hits you and, in fact, hitting him before he even THINKS about hitting you; or even knows who you are or has met you? That is my kind of martial art personally speaking.
http://semganas.blogspot.com/2006/12/preemptive-strike.html
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 06:35 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 06:35 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:35 PM (suql3)
Yeah that's Commando stuff, you don't fight to win with that, you fight to maim and kill.
If what you want is physical exercise, flexibility, toning, and some self defense, kung fu is probably your best shot. Just really hard to find a teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I'd avoid any place that claims to teach 'Kung Fu'.
That's not a martial art.
Wing chun is a martial art.
Jeet Kune Do is a martial art.
Wu shu is the generic term for chinese martial arts.
'Kung fu' means a practice done with spirit and skill.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 06:35 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 06:34 PM (LuZz
Plus, it would make some truly outstanding reality TV.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 09, 2016 06:35 PM (yL25O)
Hey Scogg,
You know how lifting weights is inefficient? I mean throwing 315 on the bar and cranking ATG squats is really a very inefficient process. But that is the reason that it forces the body grow stronger.
Krav is very efficient. It teaches you to efficiently kick ass. You can dial up the heavy bag work and the supplementary stuff to compensate but it is not like , for example, Muay Thai or kickboxing where there is an integrated cardio , flexibility component.
I took Krav for a few years for the stated goal of kicking ass. Not to get in shape. I have found a pretty good balance with hiking/jogging/walking, 5x5 lifting and yoga flexibility.
Just my .02
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:36 PM (zu88C)
Yeah that's Commando stuff, you don't fight to win with that, you fight to maim and kill.
That's the only reason to fight.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 06:36 PM (2w7OO)
Such is life. Now lock her fat ass up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 06:36 PM (4yZcK)
Would watch that over and over again.
Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 06:36 PM (d6TTt)
I've thought about that. Used to box in Youth League. That was a long, long time ago.
I'm in a tough spot - I hate group activities, but I just don't have the Work Out Alone thing anymore. Used to. It's gone.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:36 PM (fiGNd)
Were they a "check" on TFG?
Gad, she's an idiot. And she was a school teacher before she became a bad comedian.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 06:36 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 06:35 PM (stTTh)
Those are good.
I actually thought the combat stuff was easier than the Beachbody extreme workout.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 09, 2016 06:37 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:37 PM (suql3)
Darn. I thought it was a Carl (sp?) Douglas bit.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 06:37 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 06:37 PM (PuzQ4)
I've thought about that. Used to box in Youth League. That was a long, long time ago.
I'm in a tough spot - I hate group activities, but I just don't have the Work Out Alone thing anymore. Used to. It's gone.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:36 PM (fiGNd)
Sounds like you need some
CROSSFIT!!!
Let me tell you about it....
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 09, 2016 06:38 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:38 PM (Om16U)
What about shin kicking?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 06:38 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 06:38 PM (QT68j)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2016 06:39 PM (ax1SH)
===
Nope...Statute of Limitations for nearly all Federal Crimes is 5
years. Unfortunately they are guilty as sin and free as a bird.
===
That is correct, however it depends. What was the date of the very last memo or document pertaining to the enablement of the program? Because that is where your 5 year clock starts running.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:40 PM (QxcpD)
I've thought about that. Used to box in Youth League. That was a long, long time ago.
I'm in a tough spot - I hate group activities, but I just don't have the Work Out Alone thing anymore. Used to. It's gone.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:36 PM (fiGNd)
Sounds like you need some
CROSSFIT!!!
Let me tell you about it....
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 09, 2016 06:38 PM (t06LC)
Oy. Can someone change the subject to Amway? Or HerbaLife?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 06:40 PM (LuZz8)
Sure I can ... then again, I'm gonna' hit them first. Probably with a chair.
Dude - I'm not a "Zumba" kind of guy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:40 PM (fiGNd)
-breitbart
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But...but...but...I thought Trump is misogynistic .....sexist....racist?!?!?!?
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 09, 2016 06:40 PM (N4pek)
What about the ancient Scottish martial art "Llap Goch"
Posted by: Publius Redux
How about the Lancastrian martial art of "Ecky Thump"?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJxGi8bizEg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 06:40 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 06:40 PM (Om16U)
I received a little realtor pink card in the junk snail mail stating.
"Moving to Canada after the election"
we'll buy your house!
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2016 06:41 PM (R7cwD)
***
No such problems in 1992 and 1996 when Clinton won only a plurality.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 06:41 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: The Bush Family at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (C9pBZ)
Horseshit. She's utilizing black arts on freshly harvested fetal matter to prolong her mortality, even at this very moment.
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (fHq4U)
Fine... forget the Electoral College and the popular vote... Let just go with number of the 50 States won....
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (O2RFr)
nood
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (suql3)
Sure, but if I call it wu shu nobody knows what I'm talking about and I sound like a pretentious ass.
Well, more of one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (39g3+)
The election threads were so much fun. They thought Texas was going to go blue. Then came the descent into despair - Trump is going to put them in camps, kill all the gheys and Muslims and white men will just go around shooting blacks and grabbing pussy at will. Oh, and Glenn Beck used to be crazy but now he's totes cool.
One poster said, "I'd leave the country, but who will have us?"
He's got a point...
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (P8951)
Isn't it really Gung Fu, but got Americanized to Kung?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 06:37 PM (suql3)
Ah WeedWhacker... take the bullet from my hand, and it is time for you to... load...
Here we practice the ancient Art of Gun Fu.... in Sig style.... but sometimes Colt...
Posted by: Don Q., Practitioner of Gun Fu at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: johnd01 at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (stTTh)
All I know is that Bruce Lee always pronounced it Gung Fu!
So there's that!
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 06:42 PM (YNPwP)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 06:43 PM (PuzQ4)
Curious... there are a couple of fundraising emails in my inbox this
morning from the Trump campaign. One says, for example ".... we're on
the cusp of a historic victory..." This was sent out at 8:46 am today.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 09, 2016 04:53 PM (Uy6ri)
Must be the Russians.
Posted by: firehorse at November 09, 2016 06:43 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:44 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 06:45 PM (39g3+)
Ace, you are a lame, boring philistine. I actually find it sexually exciting when liberals bully me. They tell me I havehad all the advantages of white privilege, that I am a vile trapezoid headed imbecile. The kick me in the groin and inflict paper cuts on my penis. "Oh, you are intellectually superior, oh I am a pussy. Castrate me! I am so vile!" If only you would try out this RINO lifestyle, you would love it, my little buddy.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at November 09, 2016 06:45 PM (Mt8T4)
And I must say that your essay above was beautiful, and the Mighty Warcock of Ace truly left a lovely bruise on the face of assorted dipshit Twitteratti. I love it...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at November 09, 2016 06:46 PM (2pIEi)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:46 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 06:46 PM (39g3+)
Screw that ... let's take this bitch to 1000.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:47 PM (fiGNd)
What about shin kicking?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 06:38 PM (lKyWE)
Obligatory Rory Gallagher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn3aXmeOd54
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 06:47 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:47 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:48 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:47 PM
Thats why I'm still here
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:48 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 06:48 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:49 PM (fiGNd)
It's easy on the joints, great for balance and strengthening your legs. It is also something you can do your entire life.
It does take a long time to become good enough to also double as a fighting/self defense art.
Also, and this is very important, the "foundational stuff" is very necessary. There are certain things, natural reactions, that have to be trained out of you. One example, someone goes to kick you in the groin. Everyone's natural reaction is both hands going down to block it.
Bad. Move.
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2016 06:50 PM (QJIMk)
Gonna' have to do something, though.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:51 PM (fiGNd)
09/11/16 17:53
Rumor has it Putin is sending The Hag a case of Russia's best vodka in sympathy.Wonder if DT knows, since they're such big buds.
Kathleen is Just Brutal on FAB hahaha
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 06:51 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:52 PM (QxcpD)
Hey
High schools and colleges cancelled classes so students can mope and cry
Isnt that reinforcing its the worst thing ever? Preventing the development of resilience
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 06:52 PM (1TXSC)
Any thoughts would be appreciated
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Boxing is incredible exercise. It combines speed, strength, endurance (a 3 minute round seems endless when someone more skilled is trying to get to you and hit you), concentration, and commitment. It works out pretty much every muscle group. Core strength is a big part, although they didn't use the current exercise terms too much where I worked out back in the day (an ancient gym that could have been the set for the first Rocky).
If you stay with it, it becomes reflexive, and you will pleasantly surprise yourself with your hand and foot speed, and skill. Many of the drills like hammering the speed bag and skipping rope are fun. Sparring will push your limits.
Well worth a try. Best of luck. Be curious if you find something and how it goes.
Posted by: RM at November 09, 2016 06:53 PM (U3LtS)
Mine's to reach for my gun.
Hey ... I'm only 44 peeps. I'm not broke down. Still taller than wide. 34" jeans. No dunlop disease.
Just need to slow my roll a bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:53 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 06:53 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 06:40 PM (LuZz
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 09, 2016 06:54 PM (t06LC)
Been thinking about just going back to boxing. Alot.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:54 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:54 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 06:55 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at November 09, 2016 05:28 PM (zRZaJ)
++++
Oh, absolutely! Case in point: Last night I was alarmed and despondent when the votes came in.
Vermont, R.I., MA, all going to Hillary right away. Trump looked like he was in big trouble in Florida.
I am reading the comments here like a mad woman.
Help! Sure enough, one or two people pointed out that the Florida panhandle had not been counted yet and that it was a large conservative area. Plus, they told me the states that Hillary grabbed were no-goes any time. The Morons here saved my spirits. There is so much insight and input at any given time on a variety of subjects. Ace, you write like nobody's business. Great pieces, not once or twice a week but several times a day. I can't get over it. You are so valued. You are our own treasure.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 06:55 PM (CFc5L)
>>>if the light were brighter someone would have tried to hire me, which they really haven't.
Individuals frighten them, they're scared of you.
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 06:56 PM (49IcX)
I pussed out. Bought two braided hoses with Shark-Bite fittings.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:57 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:58 PM (fiGNd)
You have me thinking too. Sparring days are behind me at this point, but I may break out the jump rope, start hitting the speed bag, and just doing some shadow boxing. Also loved hitting the ball that is on an elastic band and jumps right back at you when you hit it.
Posted by: RM at November 09, 2016 06:59 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2016 07:00 PM (QJIMk)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 06:55 PM (CFc5L) _***
He's an American treasure, why he would want to work for them I can't conceive. If Breitbart had a son it would be Ace.
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 07:00 PM (49IcX)
me, "if you're happy about then you must hate blacks lgbt muslims"
Whats a cordial way to respond?"
"That's not true. I'm sorry you're hurting. Are you ok?"
But the best response is probably to say nothing at all. This was a rash text. Let them stew and compose themselves.
Posted by: lauraw at November 09, 2016 07:03 PM (K/zYU)
Hey Country Boy, Rockwood and the rest of Michigan pulled it off!! Adios, Hillary.
Posted by: F.N.G. at November 09, 2016 07:03 PM (kiSdp)
In the case of SJWs and other special snowflakes, it's the emotionat drug hit that comes with their identity posturing. A large part of their self-esteem is wrapped up in thinking of themselves as "better" than all those rubes who never sat through a Grievance Studies course and pretended it was like, so -deep-, man. They aren't especially gifted in either intelligence or talent, and some part of them seems to realise this. So their fragile egos require necessary boosts of condescending to people whom they assume are their lessers.
But while this soothes their egos, it obviously does nothing to convince anyone outside their tribe. So they throw their tantrums when the bill for their emotional drug hits comes due. The depression sets in and another hit is needed, and the cycle repeats.
So the only thing that is going to help them in any way is a 12-step program. Maybe we could call it Douchecanoes Anonymous.
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 07:06 PM (8sAni)
Can't go like I did back in the day needless to say but...
At 50 I was taking apart low dan ranks in their mid to late twenties.
Would need to get back into shape do to that now but they'd still know I was there.
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2016 07:06 PM (QJIMk)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 07:18 PM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 07:24 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Czar Peter at November 09, 2016 07:25 PM (13wme)
I can has leetz?
Posted by: Cluebat at November 09, 2016 07:33 PM (9WTDY)
Know what most people in graduate school are?
Fucking idiots. Just like everywhere else.
Posted by: sltyytktfey at November 09, 2016 07:45 PM (A0FR1)
Posted by: KK at November 09, 2016 08:00 PM (PPvn3)
I beg to differ: it usually means you're related to someone they want to suck up to, or they're paid with.
Posted by: Lee at November 09, 2016 09:23 PM (QR86g)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 06:57 PM (fiGNd)
Personally, I'm convinced that the Shark-Bite fitting is one of the great inventions of all time!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 25, 2016 11:02 PM (SCIcD)
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