AP CALLS PENNSYLVANIA FOR TRUMP; TRUMP HAS WON THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES
Hillary Clinton Has Conceded the Race

The Obama Captivity is over.

Hillary cancelled her fireworks show. Let's have one ourselves.


Hillary is refusing to concede. She sent over Jon Podesta to say she's not coming to the Javitz Center and won't have anything to say until tomorrow a.m.

I suspect she's drunk a fair amount. Perhaps too much to appear in public.

UPDATE! Hillary Clinton has called Donald Trump to concede the election.

AP just called Wisconsin, I guess (they had called Pennsylvania, but not Wisconsin, so they still didn't have Trump as the winner), but now they've called it:


Fox has finally called Pennsylvania for Trump, and announces Trump has won the Presidency.


Posted by: Ace at 02:47 AM




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1

Posted by: ibguy at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (vUcdz)

2 Yaaaaaaaassssss!!!!

Posted by: 12thMonkey at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (EpW1S)

3 Wow!

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (pOgVG)

4 Not enough skulls. :'(

Posted by: 12thMonkey at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (EpW1S)

5 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (j1Wvr)

6 Enjoy.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (t4HFi)

7 Your Welcome, America.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP! at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (TJCSB)

8 THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PUDDING IN THE WORLD

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (P1C8m)

9 woooooohhhhooooooooo!!!!!! MAGA

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (9n0dl)

10 DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNLIKELIHOODS?!

Posted by: Cotton McKnight at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (J/1BU)

11 THERE IS JUST NOT ENOUGH PUDDING ANYWHERE

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (P1C8m)

12 The tears.

Posted by: Art_Griego at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (Mr0of)

13 Podesta on his way to speak to crowd. NOT Hillary.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (/1KcA)

14 Hillary may not show up to concede?

Classless jackass.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (a7FXx)

15 How much damage can TFG do on the way out the door?
And, what juvenile pranks will they do ala removing teh "W" key from keyboards?

Posted by: maybe I can reengage at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (IK8AT)

16 BLAGO SKULL!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (1JnAL)

17 This is truly one of the happier days of my life.

Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (w7KSn)

18 FOUR Skulls!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dingbat at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (FMWBY)

19 TRUMP SKULL!!!!

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (oOSqR)

20 I'm still in shock.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (uaHyk)

21 Liberal tears are sweet

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (L3YlV)

22 ALL THE PUDDING IN THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH TO COAT MY BALLS TONIGHT

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (P1C8m)

23 I don't have any pudding!

Posted by: Kensington at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (QKzob)

24 America's status: Great Again

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (1JnAL)

25 BRING OUT DISCO EWOK!
It's time to party

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (oOSqR)

26 Delicious, delicious crow.

Once again, like in 2000 and 2004, the networks come on and read from exit poll results and give the clear impression of what is happening. And then it's very different from what actually happened.

And this year, I fell for it.

Congrats, Morons!

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (h+Yef)

27 FOUR FUCKING SKULLS!

Posted by: Citation X Driver at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (ABJy3)

28 And apparently she's not going to concede. Imagine that.

Posted by: Kensington at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (QKzob)

29 And, what juvenile pranks will they do ala removing teh "W" key from keyboards?
Posted by: maybe I can reengage at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (IK8AT)

This time it'll be a "J" key!!

Posted by: Bill R. at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (jKUeC)

30 So the Presidency, the Senate, and House are all going to be red? Media calls for compromise with the Democrats incoming.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (j1Wvr)

31 Holy fucking shitballs

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (D7XV7)

32 Amazing!
Hollary not showing up to concede. Pussy grabbed

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (L3YlV)

33 Thank you the Lord of Hosts !

Posted by: ting hung lo at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (xZc4z)

34 MAGA!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (4bjXi)

35 AND A BLAGO SKULL AS A BONUS!!

Posted by: Citation X Driver at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (ABJy3)

36 Our long national nightmare is over.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (J+mig)

37 Those aren't fireworks, that's GoK's orgasm right now.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (kumBu)

38 [X] deliver us from evil

[X] thy will be done

amazing

Posted by: zeera at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (giJZj)

39 Oh and Dana Perino is fucking hot.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (D7XV7)

40 Fucking call it networks, throw that corpse into the van forever.

Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (Ch0fq)

41 Man, the shredders are going to be running 24/7 at the White House from now until the inauguration.

Posted by: rc at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (aUCH1)

42 This GOP Overreach is epic.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (J/1BU)

43 And I have no pudding.

I'll have to use one of those ten calorie hello creme cups.

HEH- IT'S ORANGE.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (uaHyk)

44 CBS News is a clown show, they just can't call it for Trump.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP! at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (TJCSB)

45 Yee-haw! Congratulations, America!

Time for another rum and coke, and a double, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (bY0uH)

46 Thanks for running a GREAT site Ace. I've been coming here since 2004 and have seen a lot of ups and downs. I feel it was all productive time.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (gIJAl)

47 4 skulls? ok i was hoping for 40 but i can live with 4

SILENT MAJORITY. EAT IT DC.

biggest losers: merrick garland

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (Z53PH)

48 I WANT YOUR SKULLS!

Posted by: Glenn Danzig at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (EayXl)

49 I need a new dress. BUY IT FOR ME!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (QKzob)

50 Ann Coulter on twitter:

Proposed Trump victory speech: "I still say he was born in Kenya. Good night."

HAAAAAAA!

Posted by: bananaDream at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (Ag8Mw)

51 Someone please play the National Anthem.

Posted by: ting hung lo at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (xZc4z)

52 Hate to be in the room with Screecher now. Bill's nuts are vulnerable

Posted by: Dingbat at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (FMWBY)

53 MAGA

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (c6/9Q)

54 14 Nick

TBF: She may not be able to *get* up to do so....

Posted by: ibguy at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (vUcdz)

55


Woohoo!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (qCMvj)

56 Not until she concedes.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (7qAYi)

57 Man, I was gonna hit the hay but now I gotta see Podesta's face. His emails apparently did so much good for his side LOL.

Been a pleasure, y'all. I can hardly believe it. The sense of relief I feel is....well damn I'd forgotten what this felt like. WH, Senate, and House. Please Pence, assert your influence on him.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (/1KcA)

58 Podesta to speak?


Whoa. Mr Hack emsils is going to be the mouthpiece?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (JmjOe)

59 So does Podesta concede, or are the looking to get laughed out of court?

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (3Liv/)

60 SWEET SWEET VICTORY!!!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (ciTDw)

61 GET THE PUDDING OUTTA THE FRIDGE EVERYONE!!!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (TkOBg)

62 Holy Santa Claus shit!

Historic!

Posted by: Dansgirls at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (xBbs+)

63
USA TODAY 5 minutes ago

First Brexit, now Trump. The "world is crumbling before our eyes," says French ambassador.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (kdS6q)

64
"If you can keep it".

And so we did, good Sir.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (X35Yt)

65 BlagoSkull!

Dip Dip

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (bMG0w)

66

Look at the Trumpy hair on the last one

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (1TXSC)

67 hello=jello

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (uaHyk)

68 Needs Moar Cowbell

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (EayXl)

69 That pudding sure feels good!

Posted by: Peter Johnson O'Toole at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (6TIWA)

70 Not one network has called it yet though

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (6IPEM)

71 Fox refuses to call PA for Trump. They say AP and NYT are wrong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (pUDQf)

72 I think the new media strategy is to try not calling it until 2020.

Posted by: Kensington at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (QKzob)

73 Time for a name change.

Posted by: doomed...now Fool's Hope at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (UW4Uc)

74 i have a carlos danger sized schadenboner that is reaching schadenpriapism stage.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (Z53PH)

75 How horrible a candidate must you be to lose with all the news media, all the entertainment and arts industries, all academia, all the bureaucrats, all pundits, etc. to a guy hated by his own party who basically winged it during the whole campaign?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (J8/9G)

76 I think I'm book marking this thread for posterity.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (ciTDw)

77 Anyone have any live feed links to Trump or madam arf arf?

My bad self can't find a thing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (d76uN)

78 Clinton is losing her shit as we speak. Oh to be a fly on those walls.

Posted by: ArtGriego at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (Mr0of)

79 I for one welcome our new Trumpenfuehrer.

Posted by: filbert, still down under but oddly cheerful at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (p6FM8)

80 Was it too much to recolor the Blagojevich skull?

Oh well, a fine pudding dip all the same.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (S2VsH)

81 OMGOMGOMG!!!!


I need to see the bitch concede.
Really.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (NOIQH)

82 WooooooooooooooHoooooooooo!

Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (SVz6E)

83 4 Flaming Skulls = Sooper Classy

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP! at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (TJCSB)

84 Yeah - Democrat fraud machine in PA is spinning up. I hear a bunch of mentions of newly discovered absentee ballots.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (j1Wvr)

85 Fuck the networks,even fucking PBS called it!

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (r/0kC)

86 I think Lou Dobbs is a lurker. Just said it was 2:54. HQ time definitely.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (48QDY)

87 If you can get up for a victory speech, you can get up for a concession speech.

Oh well. She is gone now, will never be president, and will live in Bill's cheating shadow for the rest of time.

Good luck and God speed honey!!

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (a7FXx)

88 I am delighted to see BlagoSkulltrade; making a re-appearance. With any luck, Crooked Hillary will join him in the hoosegow.

Posted by: David Gillies at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (tjHrt)

89 BUNK! PUDDING! BOOZE!!!!
As I said in rather last thread, "Hi Andrew! Thank you and God bless you!!!"

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (RMlhY)

90 Blag0 hair!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (pUDQf)

91 John McClain - all the quotes

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (v4Dtx)

92

House

Senate

White House

Supreme Court


Wow

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (1TXSC)

93 60: Laughed outta court probably. You wont see a dem actually concede anytime soon in the near future.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (TkOBg)

94 *lip quiver, followed by a single precious watery tear streaming down cheek*

Posted by: Rubio 2020 at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (J/1BU)

95 I'm guessing Podesta is going to announce that Hillary will contest the results of the election.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (syGA0)

96 Thank you, Lord.

Posted by: AnnaS at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (j1+bi)

97 And none of the pussy networks are calling it... Jesus!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (5zfq1)

98 Shame on the networks.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (pndC3)

99 Time to celebrate Horde! Long time comin'

Posted by: Connielu at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (ylpXB)

100 I still can't believe this. I still think this venomous woman is going to claw her way into the white house somehow.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (8rNrN)

101 I don't have any pudding!
Posted by: Kensington


Oh, sorry. Should I not have been licking your balls?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (ysprU)

102 Great job Ace through this mess of a slog.

DRINK

Posted by: Dee Plorable at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (4YJRd)

103 Horchata Futures are Down!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (EayXl)

104 Any rule 34 pictures need to be posted tomorrow, I have to get some sleep

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (Qvgg/)

105

Must stay up to hear his speech.

Must. Stay. Up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (qCMvj)

106 Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (qJhUV)

107 Fox is all about them. We're too super smart to call it. Shep is totes explaining why they won't call it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (pUDQf)

108 I just wanted Hillary to lose. That was my only goal and hope for this election, for her to lose. It is enough, for now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (39g3+)

109 >>Proposed Trump victory speech: "I still say he was born in Kenya. Good night."



"The American people have spoken: You're fired, Hillary!"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (NOIQH)

110 Thanks be to God.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (hA1V+)

111 Is the new media strategy to never call it for Trump?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (gcme+)

112 USA TODAY 5 minutes ago

First Brexit, now Trump. The "world is crumbling before our eyes," says French ambassador.


We're going to build a new world, and it'll be yuge and luxurious!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (IcT7t)

113 "I'm not dead yet ..."

Posted by: America at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (mt8X9)

114 What if it's not that she won't concede but rather that she's literally physically incapable of it. Let's face it: she's not in good shape, and tonight must have been a serious blow to her.

She may not even be able to stand right now.

Posted by: Kensington at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (QKzob)

115 Congratulations America!

Trump is still Trump, but the shadenfreude is piping hot and delicious.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (2yngH)

116 YES!!!!! It looks like it's all over for the Hilldabeast!

Posted by: Marine Mom's Husband at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (ep6ak)

117 Someone get Trump some Dreadlocks and a Tiger.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (bMG0w)

118 Almost there

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (7qAYi)

119 Warm the pudding first, trust me!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (sMt7r)

120 I haven't been posting here much, because all of my liberal friends on Facebook are ready to open an artery, and I'm like, don't do it, man, oh, fvck it, go ahead.
Here, I'll help. There you are.
Except I can't do it while I am fapping away like a rhesus monkey on crack.

Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (w7KSn)

121 Thank you ace for fighting the good fight, here and on Twitter, to keep Hillary and Bill from returning to the White House.

And Bill Kristol, Weekly Standard, NRO and the NeverTrumpers - your priorities suck, go away.

Posted by: waelse1 at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (e1TDq)

122 Captain Ahab finally got the white whale.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (O6aZ4)

123 So the Presidency, the Senate, and House are all going to be red? Media calls for compromise with the Democrats incoming.

Three branches of government isn't a mandate or anything...

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (ysprU)

124 Podest will announce "Too close to call."

Of course.
They will try to steal this mother f$cker.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (NOIQH)

125 Uh uh uh. Oh, is this thing on?

Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (rsjbH)

126 First 100 days = A Supreme Court pick!

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (TJCSB)

127 Trump: "I won."

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (a7FXx)

128 Wow,we got congrats from the pixy hamsters!

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (r/0kC)

129 SMOD. There's always 2020.

Posted by: Not Jack Handey at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (NnnZy)

130 Hillary status= shitstain

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (CL76w)

131 1AM. Four hours until the alarm goes off. Oh well... I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (Pz4pT)

132 Elections have consequences.

Posted by: B.H. Obama at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (ep6ak)

133 I'm disappointed in the Blago hair...but I'll take it!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (Enq6K)

134 Woo hoo! I can't believe it! Total victory.

Posted by: Brian at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (0swRS)

135 NYTs has also called Pen for Trump. 99% reporting, +74K votes.

But they won't call Wisconsin

Posted by: Fen at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (5suYp)

136

I dont like that Podesta is going, not her

Shes up to something

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (1TXSC)

137 "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated ..."

Posted by: America at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (mt8X9)

138 Yeah, I don't think Podesta is coming to give Hillary's speech. If she does that, she's done in politics forever. Not addressing your supporters is a death knell.

I think he's announcing they contest PA, MI and Wisconsin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (pUDQf)

139 WIKI_WEINER_LEAKS = The Gift that keeps on Giving

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (fFfWq)

140 100
I still can't believe this. I still think this venomous woman is going to claw her way into the white house somehow.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (8rNrN)


I'm still in a sort of shock. I haven't even gloated once. I'm just sitting here, soaking up the relief. For the first time in months, I'm not as nervous as a cat at a dog show or that fox surrounded by hounds, a few threads back.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (J+mig)

141 Someone forgot to ask her if she would accept the results

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (Qvgg/)

142 Yes, THANK YOU ACE for fighting to the end.
Suck it, #NeverTrumpers!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (NOIQH)

143 so this is what winning feels like...NICE!

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (c6/9Q)

144 Yaaayyyy!!! I honestly did not expect that this would be the result when I woke up this (well, yesterday) morning and, unfortunately, my vote couldn't drag VA into the Trump win column, but I am soooo relieved and happy right now.

Thank you, Ace, for this site, which has kept me sane during these dark political years. I love you, the cobs and the horde -- and I mean that in the creepiest, most stalkerish, I'm-calling-from-inside-the-house-while-wearing-a-clown-suit way possible.

Now, off to finally get some sleep. Good night horde!!!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (hYNPr)

145 She's such an asshole. She couldn't even stay up and concede and give her failure speech for her zombie voters

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (6IPEM)

146 I'm OK with only four skulls...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (kP16F)

147 Bring out the Hump-Bot.

Suck it you fucking leftists!!!!

Cry, you whores, and let me set fire to you tears with the hate you gave for the last 16 years.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (e2Rx3)

148 "I Won"

Odds that heads down the memory hole?

Posted by: MMW at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (kfV3n)

149 113 "I'm not dead yet ..."
Posted by: America at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (mt8X9)

This made me tear up on the inside.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (ciTDw)

150 "The American people have spoken: You're fired, Hillary!"

Thing is, she's currently unemployed.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (ysprU)

151 A HAIR FLAMIN SKULL!!!!!

Can I PLEASE, PLEASE Have a HAIRPOWERED BanHammer?

Fuckin A.....The fireworks are the DeathStar breakin up in Endors orbit.....

Whoa.....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (NID8V)

152 Trump HQ here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qrj_lx2O7w

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (hqqM5)

153 Send in the body bags to Hollywood.

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (l2t1M)

154 I cried the morning after the '12 election and apologized to my kids for the citizens of the country betraying the gift and trust provided by the founders.

Tonight I'm trying not to cry because there's at least a *chance* of real righting the ship. Also, if my son decides to join the military when he's 18 his CiC will honor and value those who have made that decision.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (GDulk)

155 Four Skulls!!!!!

What I have been waiting for.

Posted by: Four Skulls at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (ghHVm)

156 Crush your enemies, blah, blah, you know the rest.

Posted by: Conan at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (kATU+)

157 All hail Crom!

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (hgpSN)

158 Non of these piece of shit networks will call this wtf.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (jxw6R)

159 Erection 2016: Schlonged

That is some tasty pudding.

Posted by: Sjg at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (gDSJf)

160 The networks can't call it until they get the Democrat approval via email....

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (qf6WZ)

161 I don't wanna go to bed, I fear I'll wake up and this will be over, BUT PA did it, i almost can't believe it

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (oOSqR)

162 Well, duh.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (/tuJf)

163 Bebe and i are getting out the chocolate pudding cups. Lets see if we can find something to dip. If the pix come out crummy, it didn't happen.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (YhV5r)

164 I hear a bunch of mentions of newly discovered absentee ballots.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (j1Wvr)


They better have a shitpot full of them. Trump is up by 62K right now.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (J8/9G)

165 I want to hear his victory speech.

And I definitely want to hear her consession speech, which I believe is the holdup and why the networks will not call it. She will refuse to concede.

Or she can't be located and is on a jet flying to Qatar.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (pndC3)

166 Willowed:

Podesta: "I ask anyone with children to please bring them to the stage..."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost

Pedosta? ...figures

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (+uqOo)

167
REAKING NEWS: Clinton is not going to Javitz center to give a concession speech.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (kdS6q)

168 A smoking hot First Lady...after 8 long years.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (gcme+)

169 So has anyone got Allahpundit and Ed Morrisy on suicide watch yet...or is one of them the 4th skull?

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (Ojki1)

170

She will not concede

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (1TXSC)

171 🕱🕱🕱🕱

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (VdICR)

172 The thing about it is, with a cooperative Congress, delivering on the Trump promises is not in the least hard.

It will take 2-3 years even so just because of the time frame for capital investment deployment and economic readjustment.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (hA1V+)

173 I still can't believe this. I still think this venomous woman is going to claw her way into the white house somehow.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (8rNrN)



feels like a movie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (qCMvj)

174 Hillary's team may be hoping they can "find" enough lost absentee ballots to flip Pennsylvania, Michigan, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (39g3+)

175 Suicide by anti-freeze ingestion ain't pretty.

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (l2t1M)

176 Podesta on his way over, Arkancide alert

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (K2T58)

177 I'll go read upto 116 which is here, but good news for America, I think.

As Ace of the Ventura might say, so you say there's a chance.
That's all we ever need, a chance.

God bless you all, every one!

Posted by: micky at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (o5vMc)

178 CBS says Hillary has a "Steep hill to climb."
Lolwut?

Posted by: 12thMonkey at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (EpW1S)

179 Thank you Lord.

Still haven't seen FNC or CBS call it yet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (voOPb)

180 Thank you G-d.

Now back to writing with one less distraction preying on my mind. 1,700 words so far and want another 500 before going to bed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (Uy2pz)

181 I'm watching MSNBC just because I'm an SOB and I love their tears, but Chuck Todd actually brought up the fact that they are the only network holding Trump at 244 EVs at this point and bumbling old Brokaw claimed that AP has "pulled back" Penn, which sounded ridiculous wishful thinking "She's coming back!"

Anyone else see that the AP had reneged on the PA call?

BTW, you should really tune in, its a laugh riot.

They are being pretty restrained but their foreign correspondent really hates TRump I guess because he just went off about how fucked up the world is, with the Russians shelling Aleppo this week with a warship and China and all the problems that Trump would be ill-suited to handle, with no self awareness that all this shit has cropped up under obama's watch. Yeah, wow, I hope Trump is up to cleaning up obama's shitting all over the floor.

Posted by: docweasel at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (kSkVO)

182 SMOD. There's always 2020.

Oh, fuck! I have an urgent matter to attend to...

Posted by: The SMOD Whisperer at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (ysprU)

183 hilary not prepared to concede...she is pulling AlGore !!

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (c6/9Q)

184 WAIT!!! - Saudi Arabia is still too close to call.

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (fFfWq)

185 64
"If you can keep it".

And so we did, good Sir.

For now... for now...

Posted by: Chancellor Palpatine-Warren at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (5PN7q)

186 Clinton will not accept the results what a complete piece of shit. Time to riot.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (jxw6R)

187 Sitting here in Michigan watching Trump's lead grow! My vote actually helped make this difference!

Watching John King on CNN lost in Margarita-ville, looking for that lost jigger of votes. He keeps searching the urban islands but no change in latitude or attitude. I expect CNN may concede sometime in December, maybe...

Posted by: jdwill at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (EEqRQ)

188 My guess is she's sending out the lawyers to a select few states, Florida being one, where they will claim voter suppression.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (nu45M)

189 The flaming blago!!
Awesome

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (NV7nl)

190 It was Putin!

PUTIN!!

PUUUUUTTTIIINNNNN!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (hA1V+)

191 I want her to concede. I want her to stagger on to the stage and show us her Pu$$y, drunk off her ass and say she lost and that America hates her.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (qX6Q9)

192 Pax Americana pax Britanica

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (tQDj6)

193 Breaking:

MSNBC calls Maine for Clinton. Trumo 245 Clinton 218.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (nZcq+)

194 Yes, Podesta is announcing they will keep fighting - just said so on CBS, reading as if they received an email or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (NOIQH)

195 Sooooooo. Not accepting the results of the election. My fucking hatred for you Hillbitch just shot through the roof.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (JmjOe)

196

REAKING NEWS: Clinton is not going to Javitz center to give a concession speech.
--

Fox News says that Hillary won't concede, will probably ask for recounts.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (hqqM5)

197 Trump is still Trump, but the shadenfreude is piping hot and delicious.

Posted by: Pixy Misa


Thanks, Pixy, it does matter to this idiot that others are helping out fighting back the transnational insanity.

Thanks for keeping this site alive and aboard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (v4Dtx)

198 i woke up with such a dread of a Clinton presidency. looks like prayers really do work.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (YhV5r)

199 Cankles too busy lawyering up to concede

Posted by: nsirchov at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (ReHkX)

200 I remember back in 2000 when Daley came out and said, "The Campaign Continues!"

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (XoldI)

201
Lawfare. Its all she has left

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (1TXSC)

202 Wtf, hillary....is she drunk? Or just this spiteful?

Posted by: WhatFreshHello at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (9kEXC)

203


Podesta showing up to say shrill will not concede.

what a waste of time

just get to trump

I hope his whole family is there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (qCMvj)

204
BREAKING:

Video from Trump Campaign Headquarters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWHOQC88Qxc

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (LuZz8)

205 Someone please play the National Anthem.

Not quite the National Anthem, but very well done: The United States Army Field Band playing the Stars and Stripes Forever-- with a chorus singing the words.

Enjoy!
http://tinyurl.com/qgyfpbt

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (3C9q2)

206 I wish I'd bought some pudding, or the makings (which I screwed up last time I tried to cook), but I seriously had no idea this would happen.

If Hillary can't even give her own concession speech, that weakness shows just one more reason she's unfit for office.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (ozZau)

207 I wonder if Podesta will come out in his full body rubber suit?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (qJhUV)

208 100 I still can't believe this. I still think this venomous woman is going to claw her way into the white house somehow.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (8rNrN)

Me, too. I'm scared this is where the fraud comes in.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (uaHyk)

209 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (hrNgk)

210 Watching Fox Business. What are these fucking idiots singing about? They were all suicidally crying an hour ago.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (APv8N)

211 I'm noticing some Twitter folk who made a big show out of supporting Egg McMuffin now acting like they didn't.

It's kind of annoying.

Posted by: Kensington at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (QKzob)

212 Hillary's not appearing tonight?

[ ] Too drunk to walk/speak?
[ ] Lawyering up?
[ ] Both?
[ ] All of the above plus God only knows what else?

Posted by: filbert, still down under but oddly cheerful at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (p6FM8)

213 Four Skulls:

Oh, Baby, it's cryin' time, Oh, Baby, I got to fly.

Got to try to find a way, Got to try to get away,

'Cause you know I gotta get away from you, Babe!


Dim tears!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (+uqOo)

214 What did they get wrong?

Nothing. What they did was they tried to write false headlines repeatedly enough to create results. Luckily, those headlines were challenged in the modern non mainstream media and people investigated all of the sources available.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (4bjXi)

215 This has to be the most shocking thing to happen in U.S. political history. I'm bracing for the chaos that's sure to result, especially on the part of liberals, the Republican and Democrat establishment, and the rest of the world.

Posted by: Slappy at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (rtfSu)

216 Guy FBN just said they have to be out of the Javits center by 2 am.


Here comes Podesta....

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (Enq6K)

217 Podesta up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (qCMvj)

218

Shes arranging her pardon from Obama

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (1TXSC)

219 I still think I am dreaming won't believe until my drunk ass wakes up in the morning

Posted by: Josh at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (amzNL)

220 >>I still can't believe this. I still think this venomous woman is going to claw her way into the white house somehow.


It's like a bad horror flick where the dead villain pops back up to make one more attempt at clawing your eyes out.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (EayXl)

221 Oh, here we go....Asshole Podesta.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (NOIQH)

222 Uh-oh. Running them out of Hillary HQ.

Event tomorrow.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (48QDY)

223 Is he going to start a satanic mass?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (gcme+)

224 16 Celebrities Who Will Leave the U.S. if Trump Wins

bryan cranston


Dr. Whatley, my good man!

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Pocket change, a mere bagatelle, for a man of your means, to escape the crushing future awaiting the United States of America.

This
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In addition to the
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Imagine the relief you will feel at being freed from these
newly-fascist burdens!

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Don't delay!

Posted by: one more thing, if you could get Julia Louis-Dreyfus to suck my p*nis, this will all be in order at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (Roi1t)

225 crazy woman

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (c6/9Q)

226 Nope

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (qJhUV)

227 Ah but Trump was the dangerous sore loser who wasn't going to accept the results of the election.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (r/0kC)

228 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (JmjOe)

229

Kunt.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (PjWy4)

230 Oh fuck the corrupt Hillary machine

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (tQDj6)

231 John Podesta on stage

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (v4Dtx)

232 Carvile on MSNBC: Hillary needed to run a mor economic focused campaign.

That assumes she had a message. SMH.

Posted by: MMW at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (kfV3n)

233 Here he is. Podesta says they are still waiting for all the votes so go home.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (pUDQf)

234 Why is there a penis in a suit talking at Clinton HQ?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (z4s4Q)

235 Not conceding

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (6IPEM)

236


"we're still counting votes, and every vote counts"

"it's too close to call"

clinton scum

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (qCMvj)

237 Change your password fuckwad

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (K2T58)

238 podesta telling the losers to go home

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (voOPb)

239 Podesta doing Hillary's dirty work. What a lying little shitweasel...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (hrNgk)

240
So has anyone got Allahpundit and Ed Morrisy on suicide watch yet...or is one of them the 4th skull?
Posted by: Bete




Ed endorsed Trump -- on election day, so thanks for nothing. Allah-Josh was off voting for McMullin or his cat or something.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (kdS6q)

241 FOUR SKULLS! Thank you Ace!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (tHwdc)

242 so much tears on the media that did not see it. some are close. bernie supporters that warned about the discontent. Idiots telling trump how he must be supportive. HE WON. WE WON (to quote the current resident).

Posted by: talgus at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (fJQAI)

243 OK Trump: Your move.

Do not let this bitch steal it!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (NOIQH)

244 He is chasing them out. Lol

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (gcme+)

245 I'm still not tired of winning, Mr. Trump! Wait, let me correct that...

I'm still not tired of winning, President-Elect Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (0OG8D)

246 "As Barack Obama cannot prove his status as a natural born citizen, he fraudulently acted as President, and anything he signed is now declared null and void."

[my Victory speech]

Posted by: Fen at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (5suYp)

247 Poesta on stage now

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (7qAYi)

248 Losers!!!!!! Go home! Hahahahaha

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (qX6Q9)

249 Please, Lord, the PA website has 99.24% counted, and He's up over 60K

CALL IT

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (oOSqR)

250 Podesta: They're still counting votes and several states are too close to call....so we're not going to say anymore tonight. You should head home...blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (Enq6K)

251 LOL. She may be taking this time to get out of the country and head for Saudi Arabia before Wikileaks, the NYPD or the FBI drops the last bomb.

Posted by: Mike Z. at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (nx9Dt)

252 Donks are stubborn. They will not concede, then cheat.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (no0Da)

253 They are gonna try to steal this ..... fuckers!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (9n0dl)

254 Won't concede.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (7qAYi)

255 PODESTA still a prick to the bitter END

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (fFfWq)

256 Podesta: Classless fucking dickbag.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (nyTyw)

257 Thank you ace. you have helped me keep my sanity lo these many dark years!

Posted by: Connielu at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (ylpXB)

258 Too Drunk Too Concede!

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (ZsN9X)

259 Podesta talking now and saying they will not concede tonight. Cowards.

Posted by: Dax at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (r0rZG)

260 Translated Podesta: We're printing the votes, you've got to give us more time!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (ciTDw)

261 Bc they're still "counting votes"

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (6IPEM)

262
Shorter Podesta -- "Yup, we're gonna be dicks"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (BK3ZS)

263 75
How horrible a candidate must you be to lose with all the news media,
all the entertainment and arts industries, all academia, all the
bureaucrats, all pundits, etc. to a guy hated by his own party who
basically winged it during the whole campaign?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (J8/9G)

===================
Word.

Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (mt8X9)

264 Will you abide by the results of the elction Mrs. Clinton!?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (EayXl)

265 House, Senate and White House.

Suck it long and hard Canklepotomus.

No amount of BS from Podesta will save your ass. Prolong their misery please.

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (l2t1M)

266 AP can call it but F-ng Fox has Trump at 254.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (X8p7j)

267 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAuYwuaafHA

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (XoldI)

268 No concession

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (oDUj/)

269 Hillary refuses to concede just like Kerry in 2004.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (SUtNI)

270 The bitch HRC won't concede tonight.

Posted by: gene at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (C+Ww8)

271 John Pedorest is speaking

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (BS8yt)

272 Asshole Podesta says they're refusing to call it.


You know at least in 2004 they had Edwards come out to pull this crap. Now you just get the flunkie not even the VP candidate.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (bMG0w)

273 Yeah, Podesta, she's so strong and such a good leader that she refused to show up.

bitch

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (qCMvj)

274 Podesta is so, so, so, so, so, so, so.....so full of shit.

Fuck em, we WON!

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (NID8V)

275 She picked an asshole for a Veep. Fella was instantly dislikable. It might have cost her the election. Especially with her hiding her illness.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (NWuoO)

276 Podesta, you dickhead.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (tHwdc)

277 Podesta basically saying he's got the fix in.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (Vevy5)

278 >>"we're still counting votes, and every vote counts"



translation: we're still manufacturing votes; we need more time.

OMFG.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (NOIQH)

279 Let's bring this home?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (gcme+)

280 Wow.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (gIJAl)

281 Obama starting to sign the pardon papers.....

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (lQqij)

282 Lawyering up.
So.... we're not accepting the results of the election, then?

Posted by: 12thMonkey at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (EpW1S)

283 Well done, people!!!!

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (SxBH1)

284 Heh. This is a great speech. I liked it better when Kevin Bacon gave it in Animal House.

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (CZObp)

285 "They chose this venue because it has a glass ceiling"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Podesta just announced the Gore Strategy. Classless assholes.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (j1Wvr)

286 LOL

Cavuto just said ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (G8TO0)

287 And remember - the donks & the MSM was saying that Trump wouldn't accept the results. Fuck them all.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (7qAYi)

288 Man, what a slimy cocksucker he is.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (qJhUV)

289 Podesta looks like a fucking pederast.

I mean for reals....

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (D7XV7)

290 Prepare for years of violence and viciousness from the Left like nothing we have seen since the late sixties.

Posted by: doomed...now Fool's Hope at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (UW4Uc)

291 Cavuto: Wow...are you kidding me?! (re Podesta)

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (Enq6K)

292 What's Donald going to do with that now?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (6IPEM)

293 Give me a god damned break this is bs

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (jxw6R)

294 Nice speech douche bag. Hope you get a nice cell.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (iWW0H)

295 Typical Democrats, bunch of cowards.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (TkOBg)

296 Fuck you, Podesta.

Posted by: Slappy at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (rtfSu)

297

Time to add "absentee" votes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (qCMvj)

298 PLEASE DISPERSE -

THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

Posted by: John Podesta at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (EayXl)

299 "Let's get those votes counted and we'll finish this out tomorrow".

It ain't over.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (X8p7j)

300 They are sending Robocop to deal with the scene at Hillary's campaign headquarters

https://youtu.be/OtHqqkpfmMU

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (39g3+)

301

This is BS


Looking to steal PA

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (1TXSC)

302 Hillary told Podesta to get 'em all out of there.

She's renting the damned place by the hour...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (hrNgk)

303 She could not STAND to give Donald Trump this moment.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (a7FXx)

304 Is that the Blago flaming skull? Haven't seen that in a coons age.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (NWuoO)

305 Now, you listen to me! I want the election reopened right now. Get those voters back in here! Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (6diJh)

306 So yhe MSM would not call the election because Hillary refuses to concede or is physically and mentally unable to.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (pndC3)

307 Wow. I have a very sick feeling about this, folks.

Collusion. Fucking assholes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (pUDQf)

308 This is what a Hillary presidency would have looked like. We would have hardly seen her except on rare occasions after much work on her and medicating. Nearly everything through surrogates.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (hA1V+)

309 Meds wore off...it wasn't supposed to last this long.

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (SxBH1)

310 Shit, she's probably all seized up.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (j1Wvr)

311 Oh lets be fair, a bunch of us have drank a fair amount as well!

Posted by: JoshO at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (2UW7M)

312 "We are still fabricating, er counting votes..."


Trump should give victory now!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (+uqOo)

313 OK, seriously. F*** this Opossum-faced tool that MeAgain keeps talking to.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (Vevy5)

314 Hillary is going to try to steal. Fuck them civil war.

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (tQDj6)

315 Ace:Thank you for all the threads throughout the day into now Tuesday AM. Enjoy the Win & keep on believing in the USA!

Posted by: Prinacat at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (+DBZ3)

316 It's despicable that she didn't deliver Podesta's speech herself. What a disdainful bitch. She can't be bothered to address her own fucking supporters who've waited late into the night at her own fucking rally?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (KRwzj)

317 No immediate word from the Jeb! campaign about abiding by the results.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (v4Dtx)

318 So much for accepting the results of the election, huh?

Posted by: MMW at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (kfV3n)

319

Fox won't call it either.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (qCMvj)

320 "Hillary refuses to concede just like Kerry in 2004."

well, fuck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (6FqZa)

321 YEs, 1000x Thank you Ace!!! there's no way I could have done this 8 years without you and this site, and everyone here. I'm a lurker sometimes poster, but this site is like a second internet home to me. Thank you all

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (oOSqR)

322 They're going to steal this. War.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (7qAYi)

323 Wow, Lou Dobbs is taking it to Podesta.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (G8TO0)

324 If Trump was losing and refused to concede tonight, what would the media response be.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (bMG0w)

325 So does the Clinton Foundation Racket income drop to $0 tomorrow, or do the foreign potentates demand a refund on their baksheesh?

Posted by: Not Jack Handey at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (NnnZy)

326 >>LOL. She may be taking this time to get out of the country and head for
Saudi Arabia before Wikileaks, the NYPD or the FBI drops the last bomb.


I'll take that over "found" votes in FL, PA, MI.
I am worried now...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (NOIQH)

327 Cavuto and gang are astounded on FBN; trump should just come out and claim victory.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (gcme+)

328 Granny Hitler is tired.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (nFwvY)

329 Lou Dobbs going off!


I love Lou!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (Enq6K)

330 Podesta looks like a fucking pederast.

I mean for reals....
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool

There is more than one rumor about PEDOsta

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (+uqOo)

331 They wont steal shit.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (r/0kC)

332
232
Carvile on MSNBC: Hillary needed to run a mor economic focused campaign.



That assumes she had a message. SMH.

Posted by: MMW at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (kfV3n)






Of course she had a message.

IT'S MY TURN YOU GODDAM FUCKING INGRATES.

VAGINA!
VAGINA!
VAGINA!
VAGINA!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (LuZz8)

333

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (PjWy4)

334

I dont like this . They are up to something

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (1TXSC)

335 Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (SVz6E)



What that guy said.

Posted by: somejoe at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (nhlLa)

336 This is what a Hillary presidency would have looked like. We would have hardly seen her except on rare occasions after much work on her and medicating. Nearly everything through surrogates.

Republic of People, da?

Posted by: konstantin chernenko at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (6FqZa)

337 I want the concessions for the Hillary "frog march"

Posted by: I'm not Bill Cosby or even an actor playing Bill Cosby at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (e8kgV)

338 Stock futures clawed back 100 pts to -644 on the Podesta Fort Sumter moment. Despicable cowards.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (gIJAl)

339 Fox won't call it yet because MeAgain just can't get the words "President-Elect Trump" to come out of her moneymaker

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (Ya7zs)

340 Chris Matthews declares that Podesta was "the grownup" in all of the Wikileaks emails.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (tHwdc)

341 Hillary is too much of a bitch to address her own people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (L3YlV)

342 There will be a civil war if they try some sneaky shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (pUDQf)

343
And on the networks the Dems are defending Hillary not conceding because "there are still votes on the table".



Whatever. Still got biker-stomped.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (kdS6q)

344 she has no basis for recount; she lost

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (c6/9Q)

345 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (XoldI)

346
Absentee votes from Detroit? What, there are folks with enough spare cash to actually be away from Detroit?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (BK3ZS)

347 I bet she is packing her bags to take the 3am flight out to Qatar.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (pndC3)

348 I did a whole damn state all by myself for the DD. I'm breaking out the strawberry cheesecake pudding.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (ar2KI)

349 I understand not accepting the results when they are in doubt. But I don't think any of the states Trump won to get to 270+ EVs are even in the range of an automatic recount. Hillary Co. are a bunch of effin' douchebags.

Posted by: Slappy at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (rtfSu)

350 Breaking news: Democrats refuse to concede loss no matter how much they are defeated by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (39g3+)

351 Holy shit. Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (OwNJe)

352 Corrupt, selfish - heh, Dobbs is pissed.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (gcme+)

353 The networks got the call from the Clinton to not call it.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (BS8yt)

354 Clinton is a corrupt hellion.

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (tQDj6)

355


anything can happen overnight

I DON'T TRUST THEM

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (qCMvj)

356 Also, luv the couple that instantly jumped up and went for the door when he said "get some sleep!"

LMAO

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (+uqOo)

357
309 Meds wore off...it wasn't supposed to last this long.

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (SxBH1)



Yeah. Her medication is probably wearing off and she can't walk straight or stand up long enough.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (bMG0w)

358 Ace - update with ten skulls
After Podesta sore loser wimpy statement

Posted by: Trumpwins at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (NPLj5)

359


Enough. Out all.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (PjWy4)

360 Yup, Dems are gonna try to steal it.

Power is everything.

Even more this election; if she loses, she goes to prison, and so do a LOT of other Democrats.

They literally can't afford to lose.

There is, at this point, very little, I think, they will *not* do to "find" the votes they need.

Posted by: filbert, still down under but oddly cheerful at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (p6FM8)

361 Everything is fucking projection with these people.

All month they screeched about the existential threat to our republic if Trump wouldn't concede, and now they won't concede.

Posted by: Kensington at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (QKzob)

362 Hey, Loretta Lynch ... I'm coming for you

Posted by: Chris Christe at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (e8kgV)

363 So Fox says Trump has 254 and Clinton 218?

LAAAAAAAMMME!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (tHwdc)

364 MI

93% in

Trump by 82K votes

Icing

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (d76uN)

365 >>Absentee votes from Detroit? What, there are folks with enough spare cash to actually be away from Detroit?


And that plan on going back!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (EayXl)

366 Siouxsie and the Banshee's 'Drop Dead/Celabration' seems oddly appropriate background music this eve...

Posted by: Phil at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (mVYxs)

367
"Nixon didn't concede right away first!"

-- vote counting pencil neck on Fox News

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (BK3ZS)

368 Lester Asshole just pronounced John Podesta as "John Podestes"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (v4Dtx)

369 trump should invite obama to embarrass himself by throwing an opening pitch at his acceptance speech

or doing anything manly or remotely athletic, really.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (Z53PH)

370 But I don't think any of the states Trump won to get to 270+ EVs are even in the range of an automatic recount.

The printing presses are working full time. They just need more names to put on the ballots. Doodad Pro is already taken, what else can they use?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (39g3+)

371 This is all vindictive shit by the networks and media on Trump - just want to deny him the victory moment tonight. No party... vindictive shit

Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (Ch0fq)

372 What the fuckity fuck.
I want the RNC to fast track an ad with all the talking heads condemning Trump for not agreeing to concede.
The rules are for the little people.

Posted by: voiceover at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (bDXN7)

373 I'll say it again. Ding Dong mutaf'r!

Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (BO/km)

374 Fox News decision desk told MeAgain they will likely call PA and MI within an hour or two

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (hA1V+)

375 They really want to do this. Cool. Everyone knew Hillary wouldn't pack it in so long as she was breathing.

They will fight in court, in the streets, and in the press.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (APv8N)

376 Obama calls in B52s to drop votes on 4 states

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (dULJN)

377 MeAgain saying wait because media refuses to call it.

Hey, we already know: the media *is* Hillary's team, it's not one reacting to the other. This is all theater.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (NOIQH)

378 clintons are a fucking joke. concede already , losers, you are done!

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (c6/9Q)

379 Podesta spoke because Hillary is. . . um. .. too tired?

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (aWQkK)

380 I have been here a long time Ace, but I have never seen four sculls...Donald J Trump as President elect deserves them all!

Posted by: Today is it! at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (ACW3M)

381 Why haven't the networks called it as per the AP? And Podesta's statement just confirms that they're busy cheating in PA and MI!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (o38N1)

382 This pudding is sticky.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (EUMr7)

383 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAuYwuaafHA

The anti-FAB comments are hilarious.

Katy Perry's Auto-Tuned shit anthem isn't appropriate, fuckholes.

Try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgmgrUhejCU

Posted by: not very magnanimous at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (Roi1t)

384 358
Ace - update with ten skulls

After Podesta sore loser wimpy statement

... was that a WikiLeaks email ?

Posted by: Vlad Putin at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (e8kgV)

385 WI

97% in

Trump by 88k votes

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (d76uN)

386 Trump needs to seize the moment and declare victory.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (gIJAl)

387 Bush wouldn't vote for Trump. Goes to show ya how left behind they are.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (NWuoO)

388 Looks like the NYT gave one of Maine's EV to Trump. He's at 265 now there.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (bMG0w)

389 Congratulations, everyone!

Merewife and I are trying to figure out how to restrain the grins on our faces when we go out in public soon.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (3myMJ)

390 One skull has hair!!!!lol


#NeverTrump2020


Live in the moment....today is a good day.

Posted by: Ginned up Controversy at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (QSZu4)

391 They really just shit on all the supporters who waited all night for hillary to come out.

Incredible.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (G8TO0)

392 First ex wife wants to re-litigate the divorce. Bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (j1Wvr)

393 heh. More shots of weepy Dems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (ZIFyZ)

394 I keep waiting for Ace to say "Psyche! I trolled all of you! Hahaha -- Hillary actually won!"

Because this can't be real.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (jBuUi)

395 So, she's not going to say anything?
She's sending her henchman out to address the crowds while she cowers in her underground lair?

Posted by: 12thMonkey at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (EpW1S)

396 She will blame Russia tomorrow and hackers.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (pndC3)

397 I've been a lurker for as long as this blog has been around. I have not illusions about a Trump presidency, but I am so happy at this result.
Ace: Thanks, man. You rock like Slayer.
I'm so happy.

Posted by: Matthew Canfield at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (NPJdU)

398 Once the Center is cleared maybe Clinton will address an empty space. Just like her rallies.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (NUqwG)

399 Katie Tur: Is Trump going to declare himself the winner?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (v4Dtx)

400 Fox in Hillary's corner to the bitter end.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (8zHLN)

401 being the hypocrites we know they are. They will not concede.
Doing everything they accuse Trump of. YEA. WON

Hey WON, your legacy is toast.

Posted by: talgus at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (fJQAI)

402 The Drunk just might stroke out from to much Provigil/Booze/Stress.......although her oncall Doc has worked miracles......

Really though......how Amazing is this?
The American People have spoken......Any National Map shows the TRUTH!!!

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (NID8V)

403 Podesta really looks like he just came out of an internment camp

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (J1Jae)

404 That is why Networks haven't called it yet !They are being threatened

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (y3aQB)

405 She will have lawyers everywhere with Obama behind her. Coup?

Posted by: Lori Lynch at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (4MSOz)

406 Ther are hanging everything on recount now. Fucking bush vs gore redux.

Fuck all this shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (pUDQf)

407 OMG, too good.

Now the whiney Clinton folks go to sleep.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (o/90i)

408 Seriously, how many shredding machines are going full-blast, at this second? Justice Dept?

Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (w5cak)

409 Wisconsin has already been called for Trump by FBN, right?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (gcme+)

410 We have kept the Republic a little safer for at least 4 more years. Now is time to celebrate but don't forget that the price of Liberty is VIGILANCE. Look into the Convention of States. We now need to hold that motherfucker trump's feet to the FIRE. If he does even one thing he promised, he will be the best president for a long time, not that he has stiff competition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

https://www.youtube.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8btPJPFnesV4/watch?v=aubexXe3Oso

Posted by: JoshO at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (2UW7M)

411 Trump needs to deliver his victory speech, now.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (EIB5Y)

412 Podentsta yanked the reins, Fox is not going to call it.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (X8p7j)

413 The Dunkening...it begins...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (L54EB)

414
She is up to something

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (1TXSC)

415
395 So, she's not going to say anything?
She's sending her henchman out to address the crowds while she cowers in her underground lair?


Steiner. Steiner will deliver her!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (BK3ZS)

416 She's sending her henchman out to address the crowds while she cowers in her underground lair?

More like "lying catatonic with vomit all down her chest"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (39g3+)

417 It wouldn't surprise me if Hillary was laid up in bed from the exhaustion of the last week of campaigning. She may not make it to Christmas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (TmYLg)

418 Anthony Weiner and Comey should stay away from Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: Mike at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (c056A)

419 Lesson learned. Next time I warm the pudding first.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (cq/qc)

420 Be kinda funny if Trump told Madonna to come blow him...

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (NWuoO)

421 To Ace and all who contribute to this site: Thank you.

To our globalist overlords wannabe:


CAN YOU HEAR US NOW??!!!

Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (Qmwmf)

422 Posted by: #NeverHillary -
good point, waiting hours and not even getting a peek at her

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (J1Jae)

423 I'm almost hoping that Hilzebub *does* escape to Qatar. She can have a nice quiet few months before Trump has her ass droned.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (F4e1g)

424 >>Ace: Thanks, man. You rock like Slayer.


Well, maybe not SLAYER...

but definitely as hard as Simply Red.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (EayXl)

425 We've been given the proof of what we've always suspected: The collusion between the media and Dem campaigns is so tightly intertwined, the networks are LITERALLY the public relations arm of the Democratic Party. It's so naked, those involved openly call themselves "hacks" with no irony.

And most of us are STILL more angry at the #NeverTrumpers. I guess scorn has a way of leaving a more painful wound.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (S2VsH)

426 Essentially in PA and Wi, they are going to need 70k+ new votes to go ahead per state.

Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (Ch0fq)

427 We can't call it yet folks, we have to make more money off commercial breaks.

Posted by: Media at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (D7XV7)

428 I cant believe i am reliving 2000 again; fucking Clintons

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (c6/9Q)

429 Too drunk to concede. Too enraged.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (nFwvY)

430 Why are you guys watching fox? FBN is where it's at.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (gcme+)

431 Time to look for the cars with the sack-loads of "missing" ballots.

The networks won't call it because they are milking this election for every advertising dollar they can - keep them watching, waiting for Hillary's other shoe to fall off.

If Hillary is too unstable now to call Trump to congratulate him, how the F*% can she handle a guy like Putin? or the Kim Dim Sum guy?

She may be collapsed in a puddle of her own fury, and to come on stage would be unsightly, which is why Podesta had to do it for her.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (9xIiZ)

432 Trump campaign is double checking with his electors in the EC to make sure they are in the bag.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (pndC3)

433 I'm trying to absorb this. I'm scared that it isn't real.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (CWK2W)

434 NYT has Trump at 265, that Maine Electoral Vote came in...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (kXoT0)

435 "Because this can't be real."

Hillary passed out after four kahlua mudslides with her pets going out to lie and to deny the obvious? That's real.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (6FqZa)

436

I spent the last 2 hours checking in on the ABC coverage with George Stumblebumagus.

The degree to which they are butthurt is astounding. They point to everything they can about Trump, all the while ignoring the egregious corruption that is Hillary and the Clinton Foundation.


The only thing that worries me now is that the ballots in PA, MI and WI have been counted, for at least 2 hours, and yet apparently they do not add up correctly.

Trump needs to activate his army of lawyers and clamp down on the counting ... before it comes out "correct".

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (FlRtG)

437 >>Why haven't the networks called it as per the AP?


Because the media taking orders from Hillary.

They coordinated this. We've all been saying "Why haven't they called this state, that state?" - to give Hills time to decide whether or not to pull the stunt she just pulled.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (NOIQH)

438 Democrats stayin classy. Assholes.

Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (rsjbH)

439 Trump better say something

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (6IPEM)

440 424 London Boys.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (r/0kC)

441 We canz have puddingz?

Posted by: starboardhelm at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (hOtJL)

442 Question: Is the Clinton legacy really over? Any chance Chelsea runs for president one day?

Posted by: Mike at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (c056A)

443
409 Wisconsin has already been called for Trump by FBN, right?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (gcme+)



Yes. But they haven't called Pennsylvania.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (bMG0w)

444 So is B+rry going to go on a farewell apology tour?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (NWuoO)

445 Enjoyed watching the fireworks tonight with the Horde.

This will drag on for a while now, so I'm turning in.

Hopefully the scum don't throw the election overnight while I'm asleep.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (h8vLy)

446 Yeah Bush vs Gore, wasn't that a lovely time? Remember how pleasant those weeks were to live through? How the country benefitted?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (39g3+)

447
I do think this is coordinated

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (1TXSC)

448 Just checked the vote totals at RCP. All of Trump's states were won with a minimum margin over 1 percent of the vote. Nothing to contest. She's just drunk. Again.

Posted by: OCBill at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (oDxFZ)

449 I'm going to go out in the street an start kissing girls like the sailor in the WW2 picture.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (gdnq1)

450 Thank you Steve Forbes for calling Podesta's speech "the most graceless act in American political history!"

Posted by: voiceover at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (bDXN7)

451
Drew Linzer 22 hours ago

Final Clinton polling lead in:

MI +7
WI +5
PA +5
FL +2
NC +2



Oopsie!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (kdS6q)

452 Nothing is going to happen tonight. I gotta get to bed

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (7qAYi)

453 Thank you, God!!!

Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch is DEAD!!!

Posted by: Mr. Right at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (cnOqz)

454 Zombie you need to report what San Francisco is like tomorrow.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (TmYLg)

455 Truckloads of lawyers are descending on PA like trucks full of NAZI Stormtroopers on Poland.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (j1Wvr)

456 NBC is doing everything they can not to call it for Trump.

Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (ITvKk)

457 I don't like this at all.

The Demoncrats are up to the shadiest of shit...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (Vevy5)

458 Michigan lead holds, 94% in, according to RCP.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (Pz4pT)

459 Markets are coming up again thinking hillary has a chance; snort.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (gcme+)

460 Hillary is going to demand recounts in all close states she lost. Because they are graceless fucks.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (dEQP3)

461 These liberals have got some hurt butts!

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (szSYE)

462 426 Essentially in PA and Wi, they are going to need 70k+ new votes to go ahead per state.



Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (Ch0fq)

'We're going to need a bigger trunk'

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (SxBH1)

463 I concede that there's not enough fucking Makers Mark in this fucking hotel room. Get me some more, Podesta, or I'll throw another lamp at you!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (8v0bj)

464 Thanks Ace.

Appreciate your site and all that you do.

Have a good night.

Posted by: NJRob at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (o1h4V)

465 That tingle now going down Chris Matthew's leg is him pissing his pants! (Let's not get all wee-weed up about this, Chris!)

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (9xIiZ)

466 So tomorrow morning are we to believe that they located the exact number of votes to put nurse nasty over the top in 3 states !!!! ... no fucking way ... this will not go over well at all

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (9n0dl)

467 Democrats grabbing their bug out bags, wait, they don't have bug out bags, start eating their own

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (dULJN)

468 What if B+rry pardons all the Federal prisoners?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (NWuoO)

469
Why aren't I up by 50 points?!

Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (BK3ZS)

470 Oh thank God and any other deities that helped us dodge that bullet named "Hillary." Going to bed now . . .

Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (4SznG)

471 I had never seen or heard podesta before. definite pedo

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (J1Jae)

472 No concession, the dems are classy as usual.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (8aO2d)

473 thank God and greyhound she's gone

Posted by: roy clark at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (2LH6J)

474 None of the networks or news organizations have called it yet, have they? Did I miss it? (I was abandoned on another thread and don't know what's what)

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (dFi94)

475 Trump needs to activate his army of lawyers and clamp down on the counting ... before it comes out "correct".

I'm sure they are already there, they seem to be everywhere tonight. The whining of leftists about all the lawsuits and challenges was amusing on Twitter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (39g3+)

476 the media thinks if they do not call it, Trump is not the winner ? Nuts. turn them off.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (c6/9Q)

477 @338 Stock futures clawed back 100 pts to -644 on the Podesta Fort Sumter moment. Despicable cowards.
------------------------------

It's economic sense - for stocks.

Obama's artificially kept the interest rate at zero throughout his presidency. So stocks have quite literally been the *only* place to invest money. Hillary probably would have kept doing the same.

Trump might not. And if Trump does set the interest rates free, then the stock market suddenly won't be the only place to invest money, meaning that stock prices will go down. Dumping your stocks right now is a bit of a gamble, but if the interest rates are set to what they probably ought to be, then it'll turn out to have been the right thing to do.

Posted by: junior at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (ff27+)

478 Fuck you, Van Jones. Your holier than thou shit will not fly. You will get as much mercy and grace as you planned for us.

Posted by: trev006 at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (G1DOK)

479 Juan Williams is such a tard. How does that fucker even tie his own shoes?

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (l2t1M)

480 To think the Democrats can legal their way out of this loss, they are nuts.

You will start a war.

Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (Ch0fq)

481 "Are you going to accept the results, you racist misogynist??"

Projection much?

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (+uqOo)

482 Trump should come out and call Candidate Granny Naps out for lacking stamina to see the night out.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (j1Wvr)

483 Hilarious watching Hillary headquarters empty out after Podesta's speech.

Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (ITvKk)

484 The printing presses are working full time. They
just need more names to put on the ballots. Doodad Pro is already
taken, what else can they use?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM

Has "Deez Nutz" been used?

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (S2VsH)

485 Fireworks in NYC? Hillary's team committing suicide?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (NUqwG)

486 She wants to wipe Trump votes. With a cloth. Or attorneys.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (gIJAl)

487 Here we go... Now comes the cheating. MSNBC now reporting that absentee ballots and provisional votes could give Hillary a win.
Damn these dirty bastards to hell! It's 2000 all over.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (Wdipr)

488 I woke up to see Kaine tell everyone to go home. I'll see you guys in the morning iI'm going back to dreams of sugar plums and pudding.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (BO/km)

489 breaking news: comey to announce russia stole the elections tomorrow and there will be a do over, also clinton is innocent and has already won.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (Z53PH)

490 if Hillary and the Dems don't accept defeat, they need to be dealt with


Rove already cheering them on, with Juan chiming in, Criminal scum



Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (/542q)

491 Streisland packed yet?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (NWuoO)

492 I'm buying all the pudding I can find...

Posted by: McDirty at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (HCh/n)

493 Let the litigation begin!

-the FAB

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (dnWSK)

494 Are we waiting for Russia's electoral votes or something?

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (aWQkK)

495 This is all about depriving Trump of his moment of triumph. He was right, she is a nasty woman.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (8zHLN)

496 Juander Williams is a dumb fuck.

That is all.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (no0Da)

497 Folks, hold the celebration. They are not conceding and are contesting. I'd be shocked not to hear something about Russia hacking the election or some such bullshit tomorrow.

This bitch is not going away. The real fight, I fear, is just starting. Gird your loins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (pUDQf)

498 I posted this in the previous thread and want to do so again here:

Good Lord, if Trump won despite the MASSIVE Democratic vote fraud, just imagine how large his REAL margin of victory was!

We
still have SOMETHING HERE in this Country. Let's not forget it. Let's
make great things happen. Let's Make America Great Again!

-----

And I'd also like to add: Fuck that bitch. Good riddance.

Posted by: Crusader at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (OXPMi)

499 474 None of the networks or news organizations have called it yet, have they? Did I miss it? (I was abandoned on another thread and don't know what's what)

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (dFi94)

AP called it for Trump about 1/2 hour ago

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (Ya7zs)

500 ONT, please provide a sad-face collage of all the "non-partisan" news anchors. I want to get drunk on their salty sweet tears.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (NnnZy)

501 My guess is Trump waits a half hour or so to give Fox and NBC a chance to call it, if not goes ahead with victory speech based on the other media calling it

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (hA1V+)

502 The chances of Hillary winning are about 1 to 100

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (BS8yt)

503 The recriminaations on Nate Silver's twitter is glorious

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (CZObp)

504 There are ALOT of republicans shitting themselves tonight.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (dnWSK)

505 Too bad Janet Reno did not live to see this. Betcha Jimmah Cahter has the willies.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (NWuoO)

506 many of us called this bullshit... comes as no shock. We new they would cheat ....

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (9n0dl)

507 Nothing is going to happen tonight. I gotta get to bed
Posted by: josephistan
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That's right. Nothing is happening.

Posted by: Dem operatives, madly stuffing ballot boxes at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (ZIFyZ)

508 all those 99% counties. are madly creating Hill votes. how many can they create without drawing attention. scary that the dem strongholds are always last.

Posted by: talgus at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (fJQAI)

509 Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (pUDQf)
I fear the same thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (Q5Ymk)

510

bedtime

night all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (qCMvj)

511 Is that a first quadruple flaming skull?

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (uuv9L)

512 LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: SMFH while giggling... at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (Eabwd)

513 Karl rove insisting Trump hold off
. They can't give it up.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (jxw6R)

514 THAT TRUMP IS SUCH A DIVIDER! HE TRIED TO DIVIDE HILLARY FROM HER SCOTCH ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (Kucy5)

515 I can't believe this loser witch is going to deny Trump his victory party for spite. Petty woman.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (NOIQH)

516 Listen, they aren't making up 80k in votes in these states in absentee and provisional.

Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (Ch0fq)

517 Hopefully this also means that Nate Silver just goes away forever as well.

Posted by: Jabari at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (P+Ub7)

518 Prediction: hillary dies within a year, what is there to live for now? Bill probably sooner.

Posted by: docweasel at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (kSkVO)

519 Imma Let You Finish, but Hillary had one of the best campaigns of all time.

Posted by: Kanye at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (yB1PK)

520 I suspect she's drunk a fair amount. Perhaps too much to appear in public.

We call that "weekday morning".

Posted by: Stronger Together! deputy vice-president campaign managers (there are 5,421if us!) at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (Roi1t)

521
kasie
09/11/16 02:14
Cher is also backstage crying, source reports

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (y3aQB)

522 That's not 3% of votes left, that's 3% of precincts.

In PA

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (BS8yt)

523 g'night, Horde .... we'll see what we see in the morning.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (VmIEt)

524 That's the way they do it in CA. If they don't win at the ballot box they take it to court.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (X8p7j)

525 F. Chuck Todd: "Even the makeup of these states. ..every state shows that those that feel they (are) left behind voted (against ) Clinton. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (v4Dtx)

526

She is fixing to steal it

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (1TXSC)

527 Trump arrived at HQ..

He better give a speech NOW!!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (+uqOo)

528 Good Lord, if Trump won despite the MASSIVE Democratic vote fraud, just imagine how large his REAL margin of victory was!

Yeah, exactly. He won by a gigantic margin, and I think they realize it. To have gotten this big a win despite the Democrat machine? It must have been an avalanche.

And I think the Dems would be wise to sit and ponder that a moment before getting too stupid about recounts and fake ballots discovered days later.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (39g3+)

529

they called for obama at 10pm, both times. assholes. still not gonna help them, dragging it on and out

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (c6/9Q)

530 dailymail is leading with a confirmed trump win

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (J1Jae)

531 This bitch is not going away. The real fight, I fear, is just starting. Gird your loins.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----------------

Yep. The Gore Gambit.

Posted by: Dem operatives, madly stuffing ballot boxes at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (ZIFyZ)

532 404 That is why Networks haven't called it yet !They are being threatened
Posted by: Evilpens


Why do we always wait until Our Appointed Truth Guardians, "the networks," to determine who and who has not won?

We do we accord them that authority? It is the ultimate weapon they wield over the populace -- nothing is true unless they admit it's true.

Three weeks from now, if "the networks" were STILL saying "They're still counting Michigan! Some more ballots have been found!", then most of the country would still be on tenterhooks, unsure who won the election.

Fuck that!

This is not just a victory for Trump, but the final crushing defeat of the hegemony of the media!

Yeah, and I get to use a leftist buzzword like "hegemony" because FUCK YOU!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (jBuUi)

533 I have a few questions for you Madam Secretary...

Posted by: Rudy Giuliani, United States Attorney General at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (OuUwB)

534 I'm thinking Hillary called in a favor to the tv networks not to call as she's in no shape for a speech, or well speech in general.


Okay, it was Podesta who called in the favor, but same diff.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (HI7tv)

535 Well ~ things look good. But These f*ckers in the MSM have not called it yet. Oh and Clinton has sent everyone home from her HQ but has not concede.

F*ck her. F*ck her. So its OK not to concede hmmmm? No constitutional crisis hmmmmm? F*ck you all you f*ckers.

Old and busted ~ failing to concede is the ultimate in all attacks on democracy is evil and fascistic

New, improved and cool ~ failing to concede is totes cool and we should ensure that we do so to save democracy.

They should all die now.

Horde ~ it is almost time to take to the streets ~ this is real. Clinton is trying to steal this thing, MUST NOT ALLOW THIS!

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (UOr6C)

536 A skull with hair. So cute.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (JSovD)

537 Hillary Rodham Clinton: sad footnote to history.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (dnWSK)

538 philly could do it. create 100K votes out of nowhere.

Posted by: talgus at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (fJQAI)

539 Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (Ch0fq)
\
He be all over them like a Pitbull on a steak

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (y3aQB)

540 None of the networks or news organizations have called it yet, have they? Did I miss it? (I was abandoned on another thread and don't know what's what)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (dFi94)

No, they're taking their sweet time.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (egK2C)

541 My cats aren't sure how to react to my excitement.

Posted by: PDizzle at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (ZGACY)

542 The trigglypuffs are all triggered

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (dnWSK)

543 Can I have some props for saying Hillary will never concede?

She will NEVER give a concession speech.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (QCc6B)

544 For all the angst about what how brash Trump is ... I wonder if he'll offend other leaders by giving CD's from the wrong region. I'm blocking on all teh Obama faux pas but I'm sure that any 7Trump misses will be reported on a hundred times what they were from TFG's white house. Remember Michelle getting off air force one in shorts and a tank top? Ah, the things I've repressed....

Posted by: maybe I can reengage at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (IK8AT)

545 I'd say there was a bad case of confirmational bias going on out there.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (NWuoO)

546 AP, decision desk, NYT, Daily Mail have all called it for Trump but not the MSM? And they are waiting for what exactly?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (gcme+)

547 454.
I can't wait to hear from my son how things pan out at UC Berkeley tomorrow.

Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (Qmwmf)

548 Dane County (Madison, Wisconsin) is holding back a lot of their votes. I can only find one other county that isn't 100% reported, and that county is notoriously inept when it comes to reporting their votes. So I'm not worried about that second county. Dane bothers me. Clinton leads there 70/25. Why are they holding back those ballots?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (dFi94)

549 Some precincts are deliberately not reporting in PA

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (BS8yt)

550 517 Hopefully this also means that Nate Silver just goes away forever as well.


never did understand the circle jerk over a guy who "predicted 50/50" for obama when that really meant about 8 swing states. 8/8 isn't hard if you just predict a sweep for the half black guy because anti-racism.
he's been wrong on plenty of stuff but always has the out "even if i predict 98% chance of something that still means the opposite could happen".
he's a wolftard in sheeptards clothing. can't believe he got this famous

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (Z53PH)

551 Scary, it's like the entire media is being held in check by that big looking troll from the last star wars movie who hides behind the scene but is the one controlling the strings.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (G8TO0)

552 lmfao!

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (R5HRU)

553 AP called it for Trump about 1/2 hour ago
Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2016 03:12 AM (Ya7zs)

But if you Google it, it has vanished like Rose Law Firm records.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (Ojki1)

554 Mitch McConnell?

Don't give a shit.

Fuck that turtle.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (no0Da)

555 You know I've noticed that Fox and Fox Business haven't shown the map lately with electoral values up. I think they want to hide it and keep going as long as possible. Because why not cover what Alaska and Arizona are doing? On NYT they are both favoring Trump.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (bMG0w)

556 Ran some numbers. Even if PA AND MI go to Hill, it's tied up at 269 and we still own the Senate. Trump winning AZ won him the WH
http://www.270towin.com/maps/36RdZ
It's over.

Posted by: The Lurker Who Lurks At Midnight at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (fS6xP)

557 Actually the "Hillary unable to make a speech" theory makes the most sense.

Its not that they think they can't win, its that she's a Beetle Bailey heap and can't do a concession speech. They have to get her rest and them pump her back full of drugs to prop her up again for the speech.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (39g3+)

558 After four u08rs;;/awf8co9t ('mrdrunk.....

Posted by: Oedipus at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (CXLVd)

559 RCP bumped PA back to 89% from 99%.. . WTF?

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (aWQkK)

560 Trump needs to make a statement - needs to say he's disappointed his opponent won;t accept results and really give it to her for this petty move.

FFS, do not let the MSM take over the narrative of it still being in play!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (NOIQH)

561 I am humbled by God's will. That's all I've been praying for.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (Fmupd)

562 Because the media taking orders from Hillary.

No, I think it's out of an abundance of caution. The commentators are talking like Trump won, but the media are so terrified of getting it wrong- even if it's a small chance- that they're not willing to call it if there's any chance at all that Clinton could win.

Can you imagine the shitstorm that would result if they called it for Trump and- be it fraud or otherwise- the election was still in doubt?

Patience, grasshopper. Calling it or waiting won't change the end result.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (KRwzj)

563 Nyt. Called pa for trump

Posted by: Whig at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (cgyEk)

564 Where will the kids find safe spaces after tonight?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (NWuoO)

565 Attorney General Giuliani

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (dnWSK)

566 Some precincts are deliberately not reporting in PA
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (BS8yt)


What are you talking about. Pennsylvania is over.

Stop trying to piss on it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (Pz4pT)

567 I think Trump should still appear tonight. Thank everyone there. And call on Hillary to concede.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (bMG0w)

568 Rove is a magni.. er, motherfucker.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (S2VsH)

569 Posted by: maybe I can reengage at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (IK8AT)
The cheap White House gift shop gifts. Michelle touching the queen. The speeches pre loaded on the iPod. Corpsemen.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (Q5Ymk)

570 Gotta crash, Morons. MAGA!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (o38N1)

571 Hillary negotiating with Trump for a concession speech in exchange for a minimum security fed prison?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (hA1V+)

572 This bothers me. Something is afoot, and has been planned as a contingency for some time.

Just my opinion.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (TnUKj)

573 Yeah, I think with Alaska and Arizona - Trump at 269. Hillary will not be president, even if she steals all the other shit.

Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (Ch0fq)

574 When does George Soros make the concession speech?

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (1jMyA)

575 518 Prediction: hillary dies within a year, what is there to live for now? Bill probably sooner.
Posted by: docweasel at November 09, 2016 03:14 AM (kSkVO)


Damn, ...... just the thought of that has increased my schadenboner to Warp 9+.

....and you're probably right.

There's a couple of graves I want to crap on, daily.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (MHq1d)

576 That is one fine Blago flaming skull Ace Sir!

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (NWuoO)

577 She is fixing to steal it

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (1TXSC)
=====================================

That's what I think too. I don't think she's in her hotel room having a nice nap. Not her.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (dFi94)

578 Flaming Skulls up all day today please.

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (g9d8D)

579 If they try these shenanigans, I believe we will see Trump level up into Godzilla Trump. Unlike Romney "eh, ok we lost"

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (J1Jae)

580 Ace, pretty smart military website you have here. And great commenters too...thanks

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (gffNb)

581 RCP bumped PA back to 89% from 99%.. . WTF?

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM

The shenanigans have begun.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (S2VsH)

582 Ran some numbers. Even if PA AND MI go to Hill, it's tied up at 269 and we still own the Senate. Trump winning AZ won him the WH
http://www.270towin.com/maps/36RdZ
It's over.


Posted by: The Lurker Who Lurks At Midnight at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (fS6xP)

yep; and he has at least AZ, PA

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (c6/9Q)

583 There was never a Plan B. Trump was never suppose to win. He overcame baked in fraud. He was never suppose to win.

The media and the Left will not concede.

This is the beginning of a war.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (pndC3)

584 Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (bMG0w)
Double dog dare her to accept her to concede.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (Q5Ymk)

585 454 Zombie you need to report what San Francisco is like tomorrow.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


Everyone will be moving in slow motion, as ash falls from the sky; the soundtrack is silent because the shock wave from the election results blew out everyone's eardrums. Mouths will be moving in grotesque shapes, but no noise will be coming out. Body parts -- everywhere.

In the distance, vague behind the smoke, barbarians line the ridgetops, looking down at us, their spears thirsty for blood.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (jBuUi)

586 China media has called it

Posted by: Whig at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (cgyEk)

587 Can we go back to having a sexual binary now?

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (1jMyA)

588 Fraudsters are in action right now manufacturing Democrat votes.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (j1Wvr)

589 Trump is at HQ bitches

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (jxw6R)

590 I'm seeing Trump has arrived at his HQ.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (Enq6K)

591 Drink, drank, drunk!

Posted by: Hillary 2016+! at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (qlPzn)

592 No I don't think the Hillary camp had a contingency in case they lost. I don't think they believed losing was a possibility. They're scrambling now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (39g3+)

593 Damn Bitch refuses to concede...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (O2RFr)

594 NYT called PA but holding out on calling WI. Other outlets have called WI.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (6IPEM)

595 And here we go.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (/tuJf)

596 476 the media thinks if they do not call it, Trump is not the winner ? Nuts. turn them off.
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (c6/9Q)


--------------


I'm beginning to think you are correct. And that includes Fox.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (Fmupd)

597

Man

I do not like this

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (1TXSC)

598 >> China media has called it


What took them so long?

Posted by: Chinese Election Predicting Monkey at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (EayXl)

599 the Rigging Wars, Darth Hillary

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (c6/9Q)

600 Hmmmmm, Hillary not conceding, ... heading for a plane to Qatar?

Posted by: Random Lurker at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (+tRIN)

601 Pride cometh before the fall. And Hillary sure as hell knows how to fall

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (J1Jae)

602 They should have ran cucksanders.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (NWuoO)

603
NBC saying they wont call PA because they don't know how many provisional ballots are out. Ummmm....how many does clinton need is the answer you thieving bastards.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (ODxAs)

604 I love Milo.

https://youtu.be/k-RtCtD-p7E

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (XFS85)

605 If the networks call PA or MI for trump, he can just give his victory speech and so what if she doesn't concede.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (gcme+)

606 i can literally count through the stages of grief i see on FB from all the libtards who spewed whatever came to mind or they saw on msnbc for the last 8 years.
some of them are in different stages than others but glad to see how quickly some of them are progressing to acceptance

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (Z53PH)

607 Do I recall Trump getting asked, "Will you accept the outcome of the vote?"

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (1jMyA)

608 583.
Yes, like Andy said, and he had it right: War!!!

Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (Qmwmf)

609 It stinks.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (X8p7j)

610 ah the stages of grief. De Nile has begun

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (c6/9Q)

611 454 Zombie you need to report what San Francisco is like tomorrow.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile



Everyone will be moving in slow motion, as ash falls from the sky;
the soundtrack is silent because the shock wave from the election
results blew out everyone's eardrums. Mouths will be moving in grotesque
shapes, but no noise will be coming out. Body parts -- everywhere.



In the distance, vague behind the smoke, barbarians line the ridgetops, looking down at us, their spears thirsty for blood.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (jBuUi)


Please take pictures

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (HI7tv)

612 NYT suddenly shows 64,000 uncounted "votes" appearing in Philly and Pittsburgh. RCP went from 99% of the Pennsylvania vote counted to 89%. They're cheating.

Posted by: csmats at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (yKiwk)

613 I really think this is just a stalling tactic because Hillary is in no shape to make a speech. They had to do something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (39g3+)

614 MSM already blaming the pollsters. . .

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (aWQkK)

615 Absentee ballots just located. Plenty of 'mistakes' to be corrected. I just don't see her going down. She won't quit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (pUDQf)

616 Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntz
In case I wasn't clear enough from my previous tweets:

Hillary Clinton will be the next President of the United States. #ElectionNight

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (y3aQB)

617 How confirmed is it that Trump won? Podesta won't concede. Azzhole.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (o/90i)

618 Burt

Fox and nets say it is at 97%

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (BS8yt)

619 Media has shifted to wishcasting. Aiding and abetting to the very end.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (j1Wvr)

620 610 ah the stages of grief. De Nile has begun


ah Neil de nile tyson?

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (Z53PH)

621 >>NYT suddenly shows 64,000 uncounted "votes" appearing in Philly and Pittsburgh. RCP went from 99% of the Pennsylvania vote counted to 89%. They're cheating.


That's What They Do.

Posted by: GEICO at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (EayXl)

622 Read "How the Scots Invented the Modern World"

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (NWuoO)

623 Everyone will be moving in slow motion, as ash falls from the sky; the soundtrack is silent because the shock wave from the election results blew out everyone's eardrums. Mouths will be moving in grotesque shapes, but no noise will be coming out. Body parts -- everywhere.

In the distance, vague behind the smoke, barbarians line the ridgetops, looking down at us, their spears thirsty for blood.
Posted by: zombie


Photoshop the barbarians at the top of Lombard St.!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (+uqOo)

624 Trump is at 264 - without AZ. they can count fake PA ballots all they like

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (c6/9Q)

625 Wouldn't it be hilarious if Hillary fled the country and tried to set up a government in exile? She is either going to have to get a pardon, flee the country, or go to jail.

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (pBZp4)

626 Do you think even one of these network assholes had a "President-Elect Trump" graphic ready? No way. They're calling in their Photoshop people at 2:30 AM.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (S2VsH)

627 2 NYT suddenly shows 64,000 uncounted "votes" appearing in Philly and Pittsburgh. RCP went from 99% of the Pennsylvania vote counted to 89%. They're cheating.


http://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (y3aQB)

628 So Hill thinks they can go to the remaining States and "find" votes?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (O2RFr)

629 Once this gets sorted out I want to see how we did in the state legislatures and governors' offices, where the GOP already had big majorities.

Once Dems realize they've lost power virtually everywhere, mayyybe, just maybe, they'll rethink that whole strategy of burning down cities over the deaths of convenience store robbers, encouraging cop killers, and calling everyone who objects to that a racist.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (ozZau)

630

They just "found" 64k votes in PA


Here we go

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (1TXSC)

631 NYT already called PA. They look to be on the verge of calling MI.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (hA1V+)

632 Posted by: Rudy Giuliani, United States Attorney General at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (OuUwB)
---

That RICO investigation of vote fraud is going to have to include Fox and NBC

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (3Liv/)

633 So, anything interesting happen this evening?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (1CroS)

634 Fraud can flip a few thousand votes, but we're talking about 60k margins here.

Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (Pc8RA)

635 Hillary shoves her mouthpiece Podesta to face the crowd like Nixon did to his press secretary Ron Ziegler.


Posted by: Anon at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (/YZl/)

636 Yeah, and I get to use a leftist buzzword like "hegemony" because FUCK YOU!!!
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (jBuUi)


Funny you should call that a leftist buzzword. The first time I ever heard that word used was by the Communist Chinese back in the 1970's.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (jKUeC)

637 RIGGED

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (BS8yt)

638 Josh Kraushaar
@HotlineJosh
Republican officials very confident Ayotte pulls it out. "It's in the bag," said one operative

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (y3aQB)

639 Why has Pennsylvania gone from 99% reporting to 89%?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (TJCSB)

640 561 I am humbled by God's will. That's all I've been praying for.
Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (Fmupd)


Same here.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (MHq1d)

641
They are going to try to cheat in 3 states. Leftists - there is nothing they won't try to have power.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (ODxAs)

642 NYT now has Trump at 266.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (bMG0w)

643 Alaska plus Arizona plus Maine 2 give the Rs 269.


Tie !! until Penna checks in

Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (/542q)

644 They're going to blatantly f***ing steal PA.

And the media will cheer them on...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (Vevy5)

645

FRAUD

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (1TXSC)

646 Holy Fuck. The NYTimes have gone back to 89% reporting from 99%.


They are stealing this

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (pndC3)

647 I love that Pennsylvania is going to make this magic! I lived there a couple years and they have lots of great people in the woods. I just hope Sarah and Uncle Ted bring Michigan into the right column too. There's no place on earth like the UP!

Posted by: Not Campbell Taggart at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (KqnY1)

648 "...we're talking about 60k margins here."

Autopen pardon Virginia felons, anyone?

Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (w7KSn)

649 "NYT suddenly shows 64,000 uncounted "votes""

Well the current margin is 60,951. . . so. . . probably wont make a difference

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:24 AM (aWQkK)

650 Now is the vote manufacturing phase of the election.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (j1Wvr)

651 So Hillary has found 66 thousand "votes" in Philly and every single one of them is for her?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (O2RFr)

652 630

They just "found" 64k votes in PA


Here we go
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (1TXSC)


------------

Where did you see this?

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (Fmupd)

653 651 So Hillary has found 66 thousand "votes" in Philly and every single one of them is for her?



dimpled comeys.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (Z53PH)

654 Fraud can flip a few thousand votes, but we're talking about 60k margins here.

Yeah I think this might be out of their reach, at least with any shred of plausibility. When you're talking hundreds of thousands of votes in several states, it starts getting a little too stinky for even the media to carry water for.

I'm pretty sure this is just a delay until tomorrow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (39g3+)

655 Why has Pennsylvania gone from 99% reporting to 89%?


Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (TJCSB)


They got a phone call that an additional 10% of the precincts were just discovered.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (HI7tv)

656 Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM

Luntz didn't JUST tweet that, did he?

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (S2VsH)

657 Trump catching up in NH


.1%

Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (/542q)

658 Michigan, Arizona, Alaska

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (c6/9Q)

659 +1 EC from Maine for Trumper

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (fFfWq)

660 Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (1TXSC)
Me either. I purposely am staying up because I remember 2000 when I went to bed thinking bush had won and woke up to some bulls**t.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (Q5Ymk)

661 PA is still at 97% guys. Follow the FBN and not RCP.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (gcme+)

662 She's going to need almost 100% of those bogus votes to overtake him.

Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (Pc8RA)

663 Glad to see Trump getting out front now. Make an implied appeal to the military.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (gIJAl)

664 STOP IT

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (y3aQB)

665 CNN just called WI for Trump

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (KRwzj)

666 What is it going to take for these stupid hillary voters to understand how much hillary hates them? If the way she blew them off tonight won't convince them nothing will.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (G8TO0)

667 Is there an autocucumber algorithm based on the collective perversions of the horde?

Cause if there is I'll PAY for the damn thing.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (no0Da)

668 Fuck. Yes.

Posted by: Fletch at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (orDky)

669 565
Attorney General Giuliani

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Holy Fuck Yes!

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (D7XV7)

670 Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (gcme+)

UMMMMMMMMMM no 99.24%

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (y3aQB)

671 It will be interesting to watch them try to steal an election before our eyes

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (Qvgg/)

672 Hah, FBN are mad at their decision desk too for not calling it.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (gcme+)

673 Can't believe Drudge went to sleep or something.

No updates forever.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (d76uN)

674 Trump will "lose" Arizonza, somehow there were 200,000 uncounted ballots in Phoenix

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (BS8yt)

675 662 She's going to need almost 100% of those bogus votes to overtake him.

Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (Pc8RA)


LOL....wouldn't that be rich....what a conincidence

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (SxBH1)

676 There's still seven states uncounted! The Deplorables and the Bible and Gun Huggers haven't won yet!

Posted by: SCoaMF at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (1CroS)

677 Chris Matthews: something something .. (7 second delay )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (v4Dtx)

678 It will be interesting to watch them try to steal an election before our eyes
Posted by: Vasha Nerada


You mean "...again" ??

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (+uqOo)

679 drudge not even loading for me anymore

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (Z53PH)

680 Hilarious these networks all stopped calling states with 4% wins, 2% wins... 99% reporting - they can't call it.

This is BS. If I'm Trump - I fucking give my victory speech.

Posted by: Realityman at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (Ch0fq)

681

Well . Good luck to them . He will fight

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (1TXSC)

682 PA now showing 100%. . . Margin unchanged

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (aWQkK)

683 PA Government still reporting 99.24% in and Trump up 63,000.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (y3aQB)

684 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM (39g3+)
We always have to win safely above the fraud margin of error. And the media with their thumb on the democratic side.
It's always an uphill climb.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (Q5Ymk)

685 Come on Hillary is too fucking drunk to be seen in public. And the last 3 percent in PA is being held back on purpose.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (dEQP3)

686 And if he wins Michigan and NH, PA won't mean shit anyway

Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (Pc8RA)

687 This is BS. If I'm Trump - I fucking give my victory speech.

I think they wanted to deny Him...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (O2RFr)

688 i fucking love it

Posted by: WARPIG at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (KL5Ns)

689 They might try some shenanigans, but my guess is once Hillary wakes from her stupor and is pumped full of that cocktail they use to keep her upright, she'll make the speech tomorrow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (39g3+)

690 She's going to need almost 100% of those bogus votes to overtake him.

Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 03:25 AM

Well, they're BOGUS, so 100% of them ARE for her.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (S2VsH)

691 612 NYT suddenly shows 64,000 uncounted "votes" appearing in Philly and Pittsburgh. RCP went from 99% of the Pennsylvania vote counted to 89%. They're cheating.
Posted by: csmats


If they are seriously planning to un-win this election for Trump, there literally will be a violent revolution in the streets, starting tomorrow.

But now I'm worried that the media/Clinton Power Team is going to try just that -- retract key "calls" of states, refuse to concede, and unearth just enough ballots in just enough precincts to reverse the results.

Are they that brazen? Will they try it?

Suddenly I am nervous.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (jBuUi)

692 Well Obama thinks there are 57 states, maybe they are waiting for those states?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (gcme+)

693 Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (y3aQB)

Who are you getting your numbers from?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (d76uN)

694 Hey, pundits and pollsters--How's my ass taste?

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (LQLeS)

695 685 Come on Hillary is too fucking drunk to be seen in public. And the last 3 percent in PA is being held back on purpose.


no doubt hills opened up the clinton foundation stock of dom around 4pm in anticipation

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (Z53PH)

696 Oh come on.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (L3YlV)

697 they are trying to push a recount in PA

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (c6/9Q)

698 NYT is back to reporting 99% in on PA.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (kXoT0)

699 Called it back before the primaries. Not that winning it was a slam dunk, but, that Trump should NOT be under estimated. He has that something that can turn an election upside down. Personality. A fuck you to the Machine. Actual showmanship... not the fake, crafted stuff you usually see in politics, but the type a Wrestler has. Trump always had the x factor that could see a swathe of voters, who are normally quiet and not "political" turn out in droves. He's Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho and he owned the Guitar Army. Doubters saw a joke... but, I saw a real personality that could win. Will he be a good president? I have no idea. But, Trump was the best shot at snatching the office away from the Dem Media Machine. Any other choice, no matter how ideologically sound, would never have pulled it off. Congrats.

Posted by: otho at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (lmIoG)

700 "The consensus is, he hasn't won the victory."

MSNBC? No, FOX. Dear God. This supine attitude is why Trump stomped the GOPe into the ground. Keep it up and some of you will be

Assholes. It is like they are gearing up for a coup.

Posted by: trev006 at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (G1DOK)

701 According to Penn sec-state, its about .76 percent left

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (TkOBg)

702 "And if he wins Michigan and NH, PA won't mean shit anyway"

Au contraire. PA is more than just 20 Electoral Votes. It's a moral victory on top of an actual victory. PA has been courted by other Republican Candidates but never won until now.

Posted by: chaz706 at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (c4Oro)

703 Just because it would take blatant fraud for Hillary to win now don't think for a second they won't try.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (j1Wvr)

704 FBN Blunt wins!

Smoke em if ya got em

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (+uqOo)

705 BLAGOSKULL IS DEPLOYED.

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL MY DEAR CORGI BABIES.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (LiMbk)

706 If 100 percent is in

And he is leading

He should speak

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (1TXSC)

707
Daily Mail calls WI for Trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (ODxAs)

708 Maybe they can flip a coin six times for each electoral vote

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (Qvgg/)

709 I'm starting to think Hillary was a basket case and in no shape to come out. That plus planning her redeye flight to escape the country.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (G8TO0)

710 Suddenly I am nervous.
_______
Yeah, there's a lot of people with dry powder, so to speak

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (CLfqv)

711 DAMMIT I have one shot left in my bottle. F'ing call it already!!!!

Posted by: Random Lurker at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (+tRIN)

712 Shut up whaaaan

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (L3YlV)

713 LOL....wouldn't that be rich....what a coincidence

Just ask Sanders about those coin flips.

But Trump isn't Sanders, he doesn't flee the stage when a BLM person comes close. He'll fight -- just like Bush did in 2000. And when you fight back, Dems become confused and flustered.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (39g3+)

714 What is it going to take for these stupid hillary voters to understand how much hillary hates them? If the way she blew them off tonight won't convince them nothing will.

She doesn't hate them all.

Some gave her a lot of money.
Some of her female supporters have long, nimble tongues.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (KRwzj)

715 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 03:27 AM (d76uN)


http://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW#

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (y3aQB)

716 they are trying to push a recount in PA

They'll need to do it in MI, and Arizona too then... Why not WI while they're at it...?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (O2RFr)

717 Why has Pennsylvania gone from 99% reporting to 89%?


Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (TJCSB)

They got a phone call that an additional 10% of the precincts were just discovered.

Posted by: mugiwara


----

The village of Brigadoon suddenly appeared.

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (1jMyA)

718 Fuck Juan stfu

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (jxw6R)

719 NYT PA is back up to 99%

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (bMG0w)

720 Juan Williams meme going forward:

[ ] by Trump is aggravating the divide in the country.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (hA1V+)

721 I'm waiting for Trump to come out and say I told all of you that Hillary was weak, she can't even make it to talk to her supporters.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (Q5Ymk)

722 Pennsylvania back at 99%

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (TJCSB)

723 You can hear the lamantations of their wymen and trannies.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (NWuoO)

724 Roger Stone makin calls to find out why his candidate isn't making victory speech.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (+uqOo)

725 Romney and the never evers are going to fade into the dust of history - Lou Dobbs

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (gcme+)

726 >>>394 I keep waiting for Ace to say "Psyche! I trolled all of you! Hahaha -- Hillary actually won!"

Because this can't be real.

...

I still don't believe it. I feel like this is a weird lengthy dream.

I also think Hillary really is war-gaming simply printing up forged ballots.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (8rNrN)

727 Trump should send Hillary a basket of deplorables.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (L3YlV)

728 My local rag finally called Wisconsin. Has Trump at 276.

It's over, folks. No one is going to steal this thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (Pz4pT)

729 Why hasn't the NYT called WI? It's impossible for her to win it looking at what precincts haven't been counted unless she gets an extra night to steal it.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (6IPEM)

730
AP BREAKING: Donald Trump is elected president of the United States.










Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (TJCSB)

731


***SQUIRT***

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (zc3Db)

732 IF I was Trump I'd walk out with an old Newspaper... DEWEY WINS!

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (qf6WZ)

733 I cancelled a "pizza party" for this?!!

Posted by: John Podesta at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (1jMyA)

734 RT just called for Trump!!!!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (XFS85)

735 Bps calls wi

Posted by: Whig at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (cgyEk)

736 Chris Wallace just called Megyn Kelly and some dude dumb and dumber. lol.

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (K0tm3)

737 Trump within 600 votes in NH



Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (/542q)

738 Woo hoo! Maine District 2 called... for TRUMP!

RCP has him at 278!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (Pz4pT)

739 IF I was Trump I'd walk out with an old Newspaper... DEWEY WINS!

Or just walk out and say "Hillary, You're fired!"

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (O2RFr)

740 Why aren't I at least 50 million votes ahead!?!?!

Posted by: The Passion of the Cankles at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (S2VsH)

741 edhenry

Trump aide on Clinton not conceding: "So everything they predicted we would do....They are doing."

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (Enq6K)

742 NYT concedes!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (+uqOo)

743 There is going to be no recount. He will win this outright. The FBN crew are getting testy. I swear Dobbs must lurk here.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (gcme+)

744 Call it you fucking pravda pansies.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (szSYE)

745 I also think Hillary really is war-gaming simply printing up forged ballots.



Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 03:30 AM (8rNrN)



You would think they'd have been prepared and had them ready ahead of time.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (bMG0w)

746 Seriously, some of them believe the Republic has been ended. It was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. It would be funny if these were kids...bout they are middle aged folks that believe that Trump is The End.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (NWuoO)

747 Trump down 600 votes in NH? Call it for Hillary.

Posted by: Fox News Decision Desk at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (Ch0fq)

748 Two words... preference cascade.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (gffNb)

749 Cher is crying..... HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (D7XV7)

750 I'm telling you, Hillary is just not able to make the concession speech and they're buying time. Sure, they're gonna look into if they can steal it but if they forge 100,000+ votes in 3 states there will be blood in the streets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (39g3+)

751 Pennsy Secretary of State has 99.24% of precincts reporting. 70K lead. Google it up. Unofficial results but reported by the state gov itself.

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (4naIC)

752 I had lost all hope for this country after 2012. If trump can live up to half of my expectation I believe we may not be in our death decline as a society. Don't fuck this up President Trump.

Posted by: Fletch at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (orDky)

753 I for one welcome our new Trump overlord...

D.GOOCH

Posted by: GOOCH at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (0mNiK)

754

D680 Hilarious these networks all stopped calling states with 4% wins, 2% wins... 99% reporting - they can't call it.

This is BS. If I'm Trump - I fucking give my victory speech.
Posted by: Realityman

Does nobody remember 2004? They tried that shit to an unreal degree. They absolutely REFUSED to "call" about five states that had gone to Bush, to keep him stuck at 269 electoral votes, even though in some of those states there was 99.9% of the vote in and he had an insurmountable lead. This went on for hours and hours -- all night, actually.

The "networks" know they still have this power, to annoint (or deny) the winner. And they also know that the moment Trump actually wins, they will lose this power forever. SO they are VERY reluctant to admit the obvious.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (jBuUi)

755 I'm seeing PA as "race called."

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (1jMyA)

756 Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (G8TO0)
Maybe Hillary is on the way to teterboro right now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (Q5Ymk)

757 AP just called it for Trump

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (qJhUV)

758 Because she's a drunk whore that's why.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (XfJV2)

759
Yes, Yes, Yes. I am very happy, I don't think she even has a path to steal it.

The Schandenboner lives.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (ODxAs)

760 Trump will "lose" Arizonza, somehow there were 200,000 uncounted ballots in Phoenix

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (BS8yt)



Dem GOTV dude showed up at my house Monday night after dark looking for a guy who hasn't lived here for 25 years. The GOTV machine is deep in AZ.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (no0Da)

761 Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (y3aQB)

Thanks EP.

You are the bomb!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (d76uN)

762 I'm going to lay out a marker that if Hillary does steal this, there won't be a war. This year.

I have in mind how Batista stole an election in Cuba, and was able to run the place on behalf of the mafia until, well, he didn't.

Clinton stealing the election will light a fuse, but the bomb won't go off this year.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (6FqZa)

763 Drudge with lonely Shrill pic now.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (+uqOo)

764 FBN is starting to get suspicious about the lack of updates.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (G8TO0)

765 Trump just arrived at his HQ

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (6IPEM)

766 Hillary you dumb slut.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (XfJV2)

767 I don't know who owns Bing, but Bing just called Wisconsin for Trump. Suck it, Madison.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (dFi94)

768 You would think they'd have been prepared and had them ready ahead of time.

I think they did, but used them all up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (39g3+)

769 Freep has called it for Trump....

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (D7XV7)

770 Yahoo News is declaring that Trump won.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (bMG0w)

771 AP calls it means it's over fuck you Hillary you fucking piece of shit

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (jxw6R)

772 This is why vote fraud has to be a death penalty offense.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (3Liv/)

773 FBN getting annoyed with the lack of progress too.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (gcme+)

774 The Boston Globe calls it for Trump

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (qJhUV)

775 Google calls it for trump

Posted by: Whig at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (cgyEk)

776 The problem with polls (among other things) is the fundamentally flawed worldview of the pollsters.

Nate Silver: "Clinton is underperforming her polls by about 3 points in the average swing state..."

Hey, knucklehead, polls are supposed to be predictors or estimates. If there is a variance between your poll numbers and the vote count, it is YOU who underperformed.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (di1hb)

777 yep, AP called it

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (c6/9Q)

778 Trump DOJ, Trump FBI - - - to re-re-re-open Cankles' investigations on Jan 20, 2017?

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (g9d8D)

779 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (d76uN) It is My Home state

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (y3aQB)

780

FBN is so much better than Fox

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (1TXSC)

781 Why in the fuck will Trump go out and claim victory!!!

What kind of evil power plays are going on behind the scenes? She must be blackmailing him with flying nukes.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (pndC3)

782 Think about this. Every other state is done counting, most of the ones still on the west coast.

PA and MI haven't changed percents for hours. Did they stop counting? What do you think is going on? Did they take a pizza break?

Fuck no, they are manufacturing a win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (pUDQf)

783 Bloomberg already leading with headlines:

"Donald Trump was elected the 45th president of the United States in a repudiation of the political establishment that jolted financial markets and likely will reorder the nation's priorities and fundamentally alter America's relationship with the world."

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (G8TO0)

784 ding dong the witch is dead

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (c6/9Q)

785 At what point will CNN wake up. . . ever?

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (aWQkK)

786 Still a few less mistakes and a bit more cheating in PA on the Beast's part and she would have won it.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (NWuoO)

787 USA Today has called it for Trump

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (hqqM5)

788 I want pizza. Not "code" pizza - the real deal. And pudding.


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (tHwdc)

789 I was willing to let the Clintons slink off into the su set ss long as they lost this election.

Fuck that. Now I want the whole clinton team put onvtrial and go to prison.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (JmjOe)

790

She is a nasty woman

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:34 AM (1TXSC)

791 FFS

Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (SVz6E)

792 What kind of evil power plays are going on behind the scenes? She must be blackmailing him with flying nukes.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist



She only has flying monkeys tho..

for now...

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (+uqOo)

793 ding dong the witch is dead

Someone finally dropped a house on her...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (O2RFr)

794 Can't they just call this thing already? I need to go to bed!

Posted by: biancaneve at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (IKOfL)

795 Mandate!

Posted by: braininahat at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (6d6pQ)

796 i will consider the next 4 years a glaring success if any single 1 of the following happens:

-the shrillary foundation is indicted for criminal misdeeds
-the wall is finally built
-obamacare is repealed
-obama moves to kenya.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (Z53PH)

797 Fuck the networks - everyone else called it, you sniveling fucking cowards.

Posted by: Reality Man at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (Ch0fq)

798 Someone Photoshop Trump's face onto this picture.

https://tinyurl.com/q82zwod

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (bMG0w)

799 Shrill.ary and the dems are looking for any way left to steal this election. This is why she must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, have the book thrown at her and locked away. Same for Barky and his junta. These criminals need to be held to account.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (zc3Db)

800 I can't stop watching msnbc.

They are getting nasty, mean and angry.

It. Is. Beautiful.

Posted by: RoyalOi at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (e2Rx3)

801 AP:


The Latest: Donald Trump elected president
Donald Trump has been elected president of the United States. The Republican nominee won Wednesday after capturing Wisconsin's 10 electoral votes, putting him over the 270 threshold. Voters eager to shake up the nation's political establishment picked the celebrity businessman to become the nation's 45th president. Trump rode an astonishing wave of support from voters seeking change and willing to accept a candidate loose with facts and accused of sexual misconduct. He upset Democrat Hillary Clinton, who would have become the first woman to serve in the Oval Office. Trump struck a populist tone and placed a hardline immigration stance at his campaign's heart.


It's over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (jBuUi)

802 Too much boxed wine. Wanted to bust out my favorite Vino Nobile di Montepulciano but I'm too goddamned hammered to drink it and wasting a good riserva should be punishable by death. MAGA!

Posted by: DanInMN at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (15ZVX)

803 Well PA was the turning point in the Civil War and it wasn't lost on me that Donald went to Gettysburg. Smart move.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (NWuoO)

804 Someone finally dropped a house on her...


on the lot of them

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (c6/9Q)

805 Amazing that the media will not call it and yet papers are publishing headline articles on Trump's win already.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (G8TO0)

806 Damn, the whiskey is wearing off. Making me in a bad mood for these shenanigans.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (TnUKj)

807 She won't concede. What an incredibly small, vindictive piece of crap. We got it right, America. Send her and her horn dog of a husband down the toilet.

Yes, the Clinton Foundation is in deep crap.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (dGs9w)

808
The Boston Globe calls it for Trump
Posted by: tu3031

Google calls it for trump
Posted by: Whig




Everyone on earth has called it for Trump, except our networks following their orders.

Think they've even stopped updating the vote counts.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (kdS6q)

809 Prediction: Hillary will run again for President in 2017, 2018, and 2019. Just because.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (KRwzj)

810
IT'S OFFICIAL TRUMP IS AT 276 EV.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (yfObW)

811 Night all, wrote just over 2,200 words today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (Uy2pz)

812 Trump, "Well, I guess the polls were wrong."

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (CLfqv)

813 I suspect she hasn't been conscious for like 4 hours, and she CAN'T concede tonight, physically.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (L67Wq)

814 Hillary conceded.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (KRwzj)

815 She conceded

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (gcme+)

816 Okay I never watch TV except for sports. So I have Fox on because I thought - they'll give me good information and commentary. What Crap!! As soon as I see Trump's speech, I'm done with this channel,

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:36 AM (dFi94)

817 Fox calls it

Posted by: Whig at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (cgyEk)

818 FBN call PA for Trump!!!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (Enq6K)

819 Fox called it!

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (HI7tv)

820 I think a couple of commenters have it right. She's in no condition to talk to even herself tonight. She's probably
passed out in her new server bathroom

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (Fmupd)

821 FOX CALLS PENN!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (+uqOo)

822 i just turned on msnbc, avoided news all night (just kept with drudge and ace)
is that brian freaking williams?!? are you kidding me?

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (Z53PH)

823 FOX BUSINESS CALL PA!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (bMG0w)

824 BOOM!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (/tuJf)

825 FBN CALLS IT!!!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (TkOBg)

826 HILLARY CONCEDES IN CALL TO TRUMP!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (TJCSB)

827 It truly awesome that the night ends for Hillary supporters with a complete "fuck off I'm going to bed" from Hillary.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (j1Wvr)

828 FBN CALLS PA FOR TRUMP!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (tHwdc)

829 FINALLY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (G8TO0)

830
I love the WI put him over the top. Now waiting for the AZ cherry. Should be soon.

Popping the champagne at Trump HQ.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (ODxAs)

831 SO good to flip thru the network shows right now. Photo of me with remote now on Wiki page of "Sweet Schadenfreude."

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (g9d8D)

832 FBN IS FINALLY CALLING PENNSYLVANIA FOR TRUMP!!!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (O6aZ4)

833 FOX NEWS Called it

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (y3aQB)

834

Called


Trump is president elect

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (1TXSC)

835 YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (G8TO0)

836 All of the pundits on NBC think Trump is going to come out and in his very first presidential speech moment punch a baby in the dick. You can hear it in their voices.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (LiMbk)

837 I've been imbibin since 8ish.....expected this to be done by 1...either way.

Fox just called it....Trump.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (NID8V)

838 I guess it's good so many outlets are calling it even if the fucking asshole MSM outlets won't. It's not enough to make me think she isn't trying something. I just have a bad memory of 2012 and bush v gore.

I don't like this shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (pUDQf)

839 President Donald Trump!

HE WINS


Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (X8p7j)

840 Fox. Lcallsnitnfinally!

Posted by: Trumpwins at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (NPLj5)

841 So many people thought Donald was wasting time and money in PA and MI.

Then no one could figure out why suddenly Hill and Kaine were living in MI for the final three days.

INTERNALS. Hill has known her fate for about 72 hours, I'd reckon.

Posted by: The Passion of the Cankles at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (S2VsH)

842 PA wins!!!!!!!!!!@

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (89T5c)

843 Woooo hoooo! The witch is dead!

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (DbBV5)

844 FOX calls PA for TRUMP


Trump will be our president. Sigh of relief.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (dFi94)

845 CNN saying Clinton calls Trump to concede

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (qJhUV)

846 She conceded? what like with a cloth??

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (+uqOo)

847 CNN: HILLARY CONCEDES; CALLS TRUMP TO SAY HE WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE US

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (8rNrN)

848 Bet Hillary fights FL results.

MSNBC did a rundown by state.
-- All the ones that have been called were labeled "Projected Winner" for either Trump or Hillary.
-- All of the ones not called by most of media they listed current counts/%
-- FL had Trump labeled as "Apparent Winner"


Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (NOIQH)

849 Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (jBuUi)
You're the man or woman zombie.
You are one of my favorite posters.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (Q5Ymk)

850 Fox called it. Trump next POTUS.

Making my victory martini now.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (6IPEM)

851 We need a R female to shatter that glass ceiling next. Trump needs a farm team. Don't leave the future to chance.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (NWuoO)

852 ACE I LOVE YOU MAN

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (szSYE)

853 Someone finally dropped a house on her...


on the lot of them

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (c6/9Q)


Drop a few more ... just to make sure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (zc3Db)

854 NYT says Clinton conceded by phone to Trump.
Woo hoo?

Posted by: 12thMonkey at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (EpW1S)

855 i fucking love it
Posted by: WARPIG


Is this geekgab?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (v4Dtx)

856 Holy shit congratsĄ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (jxw6R)

857 She just conceded!!!!!!!!!!!!



It's done!!!!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (pUDQf)

858 Hey, knucklehead, polls are supposed to be predictors or estimates. If there is a variance between your poll numbers and the vote count, it is YOU who underperformed.

Yeah, exactly. Pollsters crapped the bed badly, just like in the last three or four major elections worldwide.

Voters eager to shake up the nation's political establishment picked the celebrity businessman to become the nation's 45th president.

They got that part right at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (39g3+)

859 sock off

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (S2VsH)

860 When Brett called the race for Trump on Fox, MeAgain let out a sigh and rolled her eyes. HAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (a7FXx)

861 Fat lady belting one out.

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (CZObp)

862 FBN calls it!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (JmjOe)

863
HILLARY JUST CONCEDED BY PHONE!!!

WAHOOOOOO!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (ODxAs)

864 Wonder if Wikileaks has been holding back something really big? Tomorrow would be a good time to drop it if so.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (JSovD)

865 Bout fuckin time.

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (4naIC)

866 Hillary couldn't even concede in person.

And she wanted to be my President?

I. Don't. Think. So.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (EayXl)

867 Hillary concedes!!! On CNN!!!:MAGAAAAA

Posted by: Irishgal at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (yfMbt)

868 Fox just called PA for Trump and that puts him over. They had a headline :TRUMP WINS

Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (V+03K)

869 FBN calls it for Trump

Fuck. You. Hillary.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (3Liv/)

870 Maybe Hillary is on the way to teterboro right now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (Q5Ymk)

Lakehurst. The Zeppelin is only 15 minutes overdue...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (bY0uH)

871
PA SecState site has 99.64% of districts reporting (9093 of 9163) and Trump leading by 62,808 votes


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (BK3ZS)

872 Fox finally called it. TRUMP, MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (rb1zT)

873 Fox called it. Boom. We won guys.
Thanks for the flaming skulls ace.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (Q5Ymk)

874 FU Podesta!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (89T5c)

875 Holy shit! The son of a bitch did. And against all odds.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (Fmupd)

876 Oh thank you lord

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (pUDQf)

877 Where is Bebe with her pudding pictures?

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (bMG0w)

878 So the market drops when it looks like Trump is going to win?

Tell me again who corporate fat cats wanted to win?

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (D7XV7)

879 sigh

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (6FqZa)

880 Where is the concession call info from?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (dEQP3)

881 F-ing right! We are America! The people have spoken, Trump wins! Listen to us now Republicans. Next time you'll be gone if you don't! We the People! God bless America and AOSHQ!

Posted by: Not Campbell Taggart at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (KqnY1)

882 Clinton couldn't do the speech unbelievable. What a fucking C word

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (jxw6R)

883 Oh yes.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (j1Wvr)

884 What do you know.

My faith in the system is now revived. I'm glad. I'm getting kind of old, and hated thinking that things were just going to be the way they told us they were. Not only are we able to vote them out, there are enough of us to do it!

Posted by: Alana at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (ASfgM)

885 WMAL radio says they have UNOFFICIAL word via CNN that Hillary has called Trump to concede election

Posted by: Fen at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (5suYp)

886 It's over yo.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (e9mZG)

887 As I was gonna say...

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (NID8V)

888 NYTimes has Trump at 266 - -and they haven't even called Wisconsin for him, despite them showing him up by 3% with ALL the ballots counted!

They are now passing around the cups of cyanide-laced Flav-R-Aid before they press the "Publish" button for the "Trump Wins" headline.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (jBuUi)

889 There's not going to be a concession speech, I've been saying this for over a month.

It's not a hard concept to grasp.

NO. SPEECH.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (QCc6B)

890 FBN Officially called PA for Donald Trump and says he now has 274 EV

Posted by: confuzzled at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (Ml6gO)

891 Wait - she conceded?!?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (NOIQH)

892 Well... someone called Trump, anyway.

And with that, I'm going to bed. Be excellent to one another.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (39g3+)

893 CBS reporting that Clinton reportedly called Trump to concede but the network itself STILL refuses to call it.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (z4s4Q)

894 Hillary has conceded! Our long national nightmare is finally over!!!!

Posted by: Brat at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (/c/Qy)

895 So, lots of for sale signs in Hollywood?
Buh, bye, Schumer.
Buh, bye, Cher.
Buh, bye, Lena Dunham.
Buh, bye, Whoopi.
Actually I feel kind of sorry for Canada. They really are nice people. They deserve better than a bunch of narcissistic, shallow, self-indulgent twats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (+lVUW)

896 NBC JUST SAID HILLARY CONCEDED.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.

Posted by: S at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (HCXGq)

897 Fox just called it.

Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (ITvKk)

898 Done! Over! President Trump!

Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (SVz6E)

899 FINALLY ,. WOOO HOOO!!!!

Posted by: Random Lurker at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (+tRIN)

900 AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (G8TO0)

901 If Minnesota swings Trump....that would be absolute insanity.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (L67Wq)

902 CNN reported Hillary called President-elect Trump to concede.

Posted by: db at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (MdAA3)

903 At last, an attractive First Lady!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (tHwdc)

904
CBS:

Reporting Clinton Clinton called and conceded to Trump, off camera.

Bitch.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (kdS6q)

905 God, I am going to savor the progderp for the rest of my life

Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (Pc8RA)

906 Cnn calls azrizoa 268

Posted by: Whig at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (cgyEk)

907 Hillary conceded?

WTF was that with Pidesta?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (JmjOe)

908 Supreme Court safe.
Border safe.

We'll fix the rest later. . .

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (aWQkK)

909 Is it time to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (TJCSB)

910 Lawd Jesus. Craziness.

Posted by: Trish at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (iAm/S)

911 This is war. Stay sharp. Expect the unexpected.

Posted by: Slothrop comma Tyrone at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (t3x+D)

912 FUCKING A

Posted by: Keith at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (USf3s)

913 So, do we blame Podesta for non-conceding and keeping us up an hour later than we should have been? Something tells me Hillary wasn't in her right head during this shitstorm.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (6FqZa)

914 Holy shit! If she really conceded by phone...
What. A. Shitbag!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (TkOBg)

915 done!

Posted by: duncan at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (Z2KtO)

916 This is so great guys, so much better than 08 and 12.
I'm so happy

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (Q5Ymk)

917 Hide yo Mama!

Hide yo Daughter!


They're Grabbin' Everybody's Pussy Up In Here!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (EayXl)

918 In the interests of national healing, if Bill leaves Hillary Donald will appoint Bill as head of his White House Intern Program.

Posted by: Holdfast at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (qCL3m)

919 MSNBC predicting doomsday now......

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (8iiMU)

920 PUDDING PUDDING FOR YOU PUDDING FOR EVERYONE!!!

DIP DIP DIP!!!!!!!!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (G8TO0)

921 alexthechick,

Dana Bash reported it on CNN. She got it from an "aide" of either Trump or Hillary who was witness to the call.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (8rNrN)

922 This is comical. Major Garret announces Hillary concedes own anchors say she didn't.

What the fuck?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (pUDQf)

923 The jizz, it is a-flyin'. This place is gonna look like a gay porn set, I'm afraid.

Unnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg!

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (DW+jj)

924 Drop several water filled houses on them. Then a few houses with nukes in them. Just to be sure.

Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (Uy2pz)

925 She doesn't have the balls to make an appearance at all, huh?
What a disaster her campaign was.

Posted by: 12thMonkey at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (EpW1S)

926 Be kinda nice if they got dead broke again.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (NWuoO)

927 >>Clinton couldn't do the speech unbelievable. What a fucking C word


Flying to Qatar?

Or maybe she did stroke out...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (NOIQH)

928 I TOLD YOU GUYS

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (szSYE)

929 Ace we need a refractory post!!

Getting a lil Bigly in #s here

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (+uqOo)

930 Dang! That's great news.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (TnUKj)

931 I never thought i'd say this, but I want to fuck the First Lady.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (EayXl)

932

Gentlemen

It is time to start sucking each others.....


Nevermind

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (1TXSC)

933 LOL, MSNBC is talking about how the country is about to go through a crisis. Just where the hell have they been the last 8 years?

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (pBZp4)

934 Holy shit! Maybe she didn't even have a speech ready!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (TkOBg)

935 Bitch couldn't do it live, but I don't care I hate her voice anyway. Off to prison you.

Schlong!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (ODxAs)

936
Gosh, what a surprise. Now that Hillary has conceded, CBS is back to making calls.

AZ for Trump.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (kdS6q)

937 Fox called it. Done. The fight has just begun, fellow 'rons.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (isBgH)

938 HALLELUJAH! Thanks, Lord, for prayers answered.

Posted by: areswomen at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (Rx2dv)

939 Let's all volunteer to help coordinate moving trucks to get all who just can't bear a Trump presidency the fuck out of the country.

Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (Pc8RA)

940 Fox calls it, finally.

Praise the Lord!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:40 AM (pUDQf)

941

What are the odds on The Dog-Eater-in-Chief issuing preemptive pardons to Hillary, Mills, Abedin, Lerner ... by noon tomorrow?

What are the odds that someone, within the next 2 weeks, reveals (possibly via WikiLeaks) just exactly what is wrong with Hillary? We will see just exactly how damaging the bullet, that the nation just dodged, could have been.

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (FlRtG)

942 LOL, Chris Matthews taking about the "restrictions of the Constitution" right now...what a complete douchebag....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (8iiMU)

943 not over yet; hillary might still un-concede like Second Chakra did in 2000

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (6FqZa)

944 finally! amazing!

finally can sleep haha

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (guIHw)

945 NYT calls it for Trump, finally

Posted by: Sjg at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (gDSJf)

946 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (kdS6q
Awesome. I can't believe it. I really can't believe it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (Q5Ymk)

947 And thats a wrap, well worth the lack of sleep tonight, I haven't felt this good in a long time. Thanks to Ace and all the good people here.

Posted by: Wicklow at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (hH9uH)

948 @866

She has probably been medicated by her handlers for a while now.

I'm pretty sure any concession came via robot.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (L67Wq)

949 What's fun is watching MSNBC. How pathetic and over-the-top the hate that is spewing from the likes of Maddow.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (LQLeS)

950 I guess we'll know tomorrow.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (6FqZa)

951 And FOX just called it for Trump! Time for bed, if I can fall asleep now.

I gotta tell you, I never expected this. I really expected Hillary would win big. I was volunteering as an election judge at a precinct that votes in a large room in the local rec center. Once the polls closed the rec center staffed turned the big screen tv across from the entrance desk to MSNBC. My election judge duties gave me several opportunities to walk past the tv and I couldn't believe it wasn't a runaway win for Hillary. The sadz on the faces of the rec center staff was kind of funny.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (IKOfL)

952 My state in PA put him over the top. Bush couldn't do it. McCain couldn't do it. Romney couldn't do it.

The Donald did it.

Let that sink in. Holy, holy crap.

Pres, House, Sen. Likely 2-3 supremes.

Hillary just conceded.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (dGs9w)

953 WIN

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (c6/9Q)

954
Oh and VP Pence is quite the side benefit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (ODxAs)

955 NYT gives hims 276 with WI.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (kXoT0)

956 clinton concedes!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (WTSFk)

957 914 Holy shit! If she really conceded by phone...
What. A. Shitbag!
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (TkOBg)

Drunk.....

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (qf6WZ)

958 My diaper needs changing.

Posted by: Juan Williams at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (l2t1M)

959 and I can't believe this didn't end in lawsuits, wow

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (guIHw)

960 Really tho....

Trump was stallin to make sure.....cause the last numbers were takin so long....

The Reign Of The T has BEGUN!!!!

The Drunk called him an conceded......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (NID8V)

961 Is she going to burn Casa Chappaqua to the ground and stand in the sunset saying "tomorrow is another day!"

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (NWuoO)

962 880
Where is the concession call info from?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (dEQP3)

All the cables are reporting it.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (Enq6K)

963 Here it comes. Trump Trump Trump. Fuck you Karl and me again and juan

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (jxw6R)

964 Who knew? Who knew? Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (dFi94)

965 Finally! Thank God! I can break out the Glenlivit. Been waiting all night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (SUtNI)

966 We just witnessed a day, when the entire nation came together, if for a moment, to say "holy fuck, what the hell just happened?"

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (CZObp)

967 MSNBC finally accepts reality and admits FAB conceded......

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (8iiMU)

968 Clinton concedes!

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (LQLeS)

969
921 alexthechick,

Dana Bash reported it on CNN. She got it from an "aide" of either Trump or Hillary who was witness to the call.



Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (8rNrN)



Fox Business just reported it too. Pence is about to speak

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (bMG0w)

970 Pence and family out first.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (Enq6K)

971 Always classy Seattle is burning trump images

https://www.facebook.com/Q13FOX/videos/10155530637844199/

Posted by: maybe after 8 years of exile I can re-emerge at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (IK8AT)

972 Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (SUtNI)

973 trump victory speech!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (WTSFk)

974 When is that little puke, Comey going to resign in shame?
He needs to be gotten rid of fast.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (+lVUW)

975 The wicked witch is dead.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (TJCSB)

976 Hillary conceded, and couldn't be bothered to do it in person before her supporters.

Unfucking believeable. I have no words. I loathe her, but the sheer disdain and selfishness in having a staffer telling her supporters to go home minutes before calling to concede? It's unconscionable.

I get she's old and tired, but it's so fucking low that I can scarcely believe it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (KRwzj)

977 Wow! Great to be with you morons on this crazy journey!!!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (PHxng)

978 Love Pence.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Underpants at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (l2t1M)

979 NYTimes still has their "Trump on verge of upset" headline -- even though their counter now has him at 276 electoral votes!

They're in such a meltdown mode that their own front page contradicts itself!

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (jBuUi)

980 Heh! Immediately after they confirmed Clinton conceded, CBS finally started calling WI which they had refused to do forever.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (z4s4Q)

981 OMG, Trump wins!

Lets hope this saves the republic.

I'm frigging giddy at the idea that the Alinskyies are paused in their march.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (o/90i)

982
Overton Window Status: MOVED

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (JmjOe)

983 Thank you Lord she called to concede. I pray Donald recorded the conversation.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (pndC3)

984 ... and i still can't stand the guy.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (WTSFk)

985 Break out the pudding!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (bMG0w)

986 Obama is crying.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (jxw6R)

987 478 Ladies and gentlemen of the horde,

Congratulations. I don't like Trump. I didnt support him. I insisted he'd lose, even up to earlier tonight. I was wrong.

I'm glad he won, in a way, because it means Hillary loses. That's a big win for all of us.

As promised, I will come to the next local meet up for my flogging and bring booze.

Now let's hope that our own gain is not just ridding ourselves of that felon bitch.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (71OEY)

988 Pence is a good shit.

Even if he's Irish.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (EayXl)

989 so honored to spend part of this historic day /night with the world renowned AoSHQ!

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (c6/9Q)

990 So the market drops when it looks like Trump is going to win?

Tell me again who corporate fat cats wanted to win?
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool

----

No shit, right? I mean, what's it take to get through to people?

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (1jMyA)

991 Just fucking LOL. He won. Fuck the left.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (R5HRU)

992 NYT just auto refreshed TRUMP TRIUMPHS

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (6FqZa)

993 yes


gratitude

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (dFi94)

994 We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (szSYE)

995 Pence!!!

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (gcme+)

996 But wait, Bing said Hillary had a 89.9% chance of winning today.

Posted by: braininahat at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (6d6pQ)

997
Its kinda like the networks didn't want to call it until hillary gave the ok.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (ODxAs)

998 God bless/ed America!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (fVtlM)

999 Hillary needs to work on her drunk dialing skills.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Underpants at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (l2t1M)

1000 Thank you for the fireworks! MAGA!!!

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (/4GEs)

1001 No more Obama
No more Hillary

Go go fucking away clintons & obamas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (voOPb)

1002 Bye, Felicia.

Remember, don't drop the soap in the shower.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (pUDQf)

1003 Guys, perspective. Conceding by phone to your opponent is SOP. She's not a "shit-bag" for doing it.

Not giving a public concession speech to her supporters? Shit-bag x 1000.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (S2VsH)

1004 I want to pants Karl Rove right now!

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (1jMyA)

1005 Oh and VP Pence is quite the side benefit.

Indeed. Pence as VP makes me feel far, far better about this than I otherwise would.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (5dOnv)

1006 Where is the concession call info from?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (dEQP3)

======
Satan's red line.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (tHwdc)

1007 Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (o/90i)
Me too farmer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (Q5Ymk)

1008 The butt hurt on my Facebook is amazing. Love it.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (gcme+)

1009 i'd trade it all for the the simplest john roberts repeal of obamacare the first OR second time. disgusting. we can only pray a bare minimum of 1/3 of the obama legacy is repealed. since we're dealing with the stupid party let's just hope for 1/6

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (Z53PH)

1010 Flaming Skulls For Everybody!

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (Vevy5)

1011 Finally I can open the Scotch.

Posted by: Mark of Canes at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (S0QWm)

1012 Pence is talking 'grateful to GOD'. Well, Amen and Amen!

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (zLDYs)

1013 Weird. Both CNN and Fox have announced that Hillary called Trump and conceded.

Posted by: rabidfox at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (EW9tX)

1014 Awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (0tfLf)

1015 Jonah Goldberg Bowel Status: MOVED

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (6FqZa)

1016 And NYT is quickly putting Trump over the 270 mark.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (bMG0w)

1017 1003: Yeah, thats what I meant.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (TkOBg)

1018 Mr. T on stage

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (Enq6K)

1019 Wow. Just Wow.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (JmjOe)

1020 (What were the chances?)
; )

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (/4GEs)

1021

Total rejection and repudiation of the left and Obama

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (1TXSC)

1022 He fucking did it.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (EayXl)

1023 President elect Donald Trump!

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (vfC/C)

1024 This is a big fucking deal!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (kATU+)

1025 Spoke to my mother in az who worked polls tonight in her heavy repub destrict. She has worked the polls for many years. She said a lot of non-English speaking people showed up (first time seeing this), and they had to use provisional ballots.

Posted by: Porkchopexpress in az at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (/vTjn)

1026 We grabbed America by the pussy!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (bMG0w)

1027 Here he comes. He did it. Wow, he really did it. Hope.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (dFi94)

1028 We have a classy beautiful First Lady too. That's always a bonus.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (Q5Ymk)

1029 Holy shit!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (89T5c)

1030 Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. My guess is that Hillary is a complete physical wreck. The final insult was not even showing up to concede in front of her loyal campaign workers. She goes out like she's always been a classless bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (j1Wvr)

1031 Actually I feel kind of sorry for Canada. They
really are nice people. They deserve better than a bunch of
narcissistic, shallow, self-indulgent twats. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (+lVUW)

They survived the royalists fleeing to their borders after the Revolutionary War, they will survive this. But yes they deserve much better.But they can take Bieber back for sure, we've had him long enough.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (LiMbk)

1032 >>Obama is crying.


How high will he be for his post-election press conference?
Think he will be even weirder and angrier than after 2014 mid-terms.
His legacy was on the line, and he told people he would take it personally.
So very disappointed in us.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (NOIQH)

1033 I hope you all realize what this result means -- it is going to cause a Major Realignment of Human Society.

So many names need rectifying.

The mind reels.

The left's Long March through history just went off a cliff.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (jBuUi)

1034 So I guess the black vote didn't turn out for her, whereas the racist white vote turned out for him

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (Qvgg/)

1035 Melania- wow

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (gcme+)

1036

Man

Im scared someone is going to,....

Nevermind

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (1TXSC)

1037 Fucking wowĄ!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (9n0dl)

1038 someone.....what music is this from?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (L67Wq)

1039 No lube tonight Reggie. Bring the pain.

Posted by: SCOAMF at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (l2t1M)

1040 Trump has a tear in his eye. I'm fucking getting misty here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (pUDQf)

1041 Wow Trump near tears!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (G8TO0)

1042 I honestly don't know what makes me happier - Trump winning, or the Beast losing.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (tHwdc)

1043 Holy Shit

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (GzDYP)

1044 TRUMP IN TEARS WOW

Posted by: anon2020 at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (yCcA0)

1045 The music! Thank you Obama!!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (N0zEO)

1046 IT'S OVER!!!!!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (+AnUx)

1047 The butt hurt on my Facebook is amazing. Love it.
Posted by: IC

----

All my friends are Seattle theater people.

I'm just gonna avoid everyone I know for a few weeks.

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (1jMyA)

1048 He looks like he's gonna tear up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (89T5c)

1049 Looks like he's crying!

Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (SVz6E)

1050 Fanfare for the Common Man, I think.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (X8p7j)

1051 @1001: Remember, Obama has from now until January 20th to try and make a nuisance of himself. Or he might just go live on a golf course with Reggie.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (5dOnv)

1052 Eat the pain!

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (1jMyA)

1053 john roberts and jimmy comey are entirely responsible for this ass whupping brought to shrillary tonight. the lefties thought they avoided accountability, it was just bottled up. eat it!!

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (Z53PH)

1054
You have to give Trump credit for running a campaign that illustrated his stamina and willingness to go to the people -- where the votes are -- and not to the talking heads

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (BK3ZS)

1055 Shit. I'm in tears

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (gcme+)

1056 Nice dress, Mel!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (tHwdc)

1057

Yup

Copeland

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (1TXSC)

1058 I can't believe this man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (pUDQf)

1059 Fabulous.

Now which cities will riot first?

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (no0Da)

1060
Alice Cooper

No Obama, No more Bush.

No more Clintons dirty schnooks

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (JmjOe)

1061 He did it. The crazy bastard did it.

I'm going to cry.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (dEQP3)

1062 Thanks to Hillary for not dragging us back through Bush/Gore.

Mad respect to Trump for pulling this off.

Ace, you rock.

Time for a long-delayed drink!!!!!!!

Posted by: Piercello at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (TOLnE)

1063 Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (1TXSC)
Our long national nightmare is over. January can't come quickly enough.
And what a terrible person Hillary is for not addressing her supporters.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (Q5Ymk)

1064 Fanfare for the Common Man, I think.

Posted by: gNewt

----

Emerson, Lake & Palmer version!

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (1jMyA)

1065 Even the NYT called it for Trump. Concede Hillary

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (wczgi)

1066 In case anyone is still laboring under the impression megyn kelly is on our side, check out her nearly in tears over Trump winning (this is fairly early in the night, in fact)
https://youtu.be/cQawOQ2vyfw

Posted by: docweasel at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (kSkVO)

1067 finally turned on msnbc for the lulz, love the USA chants at the trump speech!!!

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (Z53PH)

1068 Melania's wearing some fucking toga get up.
Looks good

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (6IPEM)

1069 new post

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (8rNrN)

1070 So dominant, defeated the Houses of Bush and Clinton FOREVER!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (N0zEO)

1071 Wow. Didn't think this would happen. WOW!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (NOIQH)

1072

Chris Matthews taking ...


So. Chrissy did not take the honorable way out, and slash is wrists on a sharp pants crease on live TV.


Too much scotch ... color me surprised ...

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (FlRtG)

1073 And just think back to those primaries where all of those Democrat voters "crossed over" to make sure that Trump won - they were so sure that they could beat him in the general election.

They have no one to blame but themselves....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (Saqzi)

1074 >>I'm going to cry.

No! That will make the Whip Cream get all runny.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (EayXl)

1075 Historic. Amazing. I'm just....


Pudding

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (pUDQf)

1076 Posted by: alexthechick at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (dEQP3)
Me too! I'm so happy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (Q5Ymk)

1077 TRMP SAYS CLASSY YESWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: anon2020 at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (yCcA0)

1078 I really wish he'd taken Colorado back. I have no idea what can be done for this state that doesn't require ICBMs.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (6FqZa)

1079 Being very gracious to Hillary.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (Enq6K)

1080 Actually I feel kind of sorry for Canada. They really are nice people. They deserve better than a bunch of narcissistic, shallow, self-indulgent twats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (+lVUW)

Eh, they'll wind up in Vancouver or Toronto. Which are already infested with moonbats (sorry, Andycanuck, but you know it's true, and I grew up in Vancouver). The hinterlands will remain solidly conservative.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (bY0uH)

1081 Little trump needs to go to bed on a school nite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (voOPb)

1082 Let the gladiator tryouts begin!

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (D7XV7)

1083 Oh puhlease, no gratitude to the Beast.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (tHwdc)

1084 The left and the Vichy GOP can suck those wounds.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (zc3Db)

1085 Trump being a uniter right off the bat. Very nice words about Hillary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (pUDQf)

1086 wow trump actually sounding gracious and "humble" (for trump) at the speech. the handlers have roped him in. he's sounding good. if he can just parrot the typical platitudes like obama did, we may be ok

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (Z53PH)

1087 That crazy bastard did it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (TJCSB)

1088 TOLD YOU GUYS

Now you're just gloating, lording it over those who doubted you.

I'd have done the same.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (KRwzj)

1089 I am so happy! A phone call is better than nothing, but she should have addressed those supporters instead of tossing them out of Javits

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (wczgi)

1090 Yeah thanks for your service.

Now GTFO

Posted by: Croms Dirty Underpants at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (l2t1M)

1091 Rodhamandias

(with apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley)

I met a traveller from an east-coast land,
Who said: Two vast and ankless calves of stone
Stand in the beach dunes. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a haggard visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled neck, and stare of middle age,
Tell that its sculptor well those dodderings read.
Which yet survive, stamped on these brainless scams,
The files that mocked them and the bytes to shred.

And on the bathroom drives these words appear:
"I am Rodhamandias, Queen of Dems:
Look for my mails, ye journos, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. At the dismay,
From that colossal hack, bitbleached and bare,
The devilish Assange smirks far away.













































































































































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Posted by: Joseph Porter at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (OPooB)

1092 No Obama, No more Bush.

No more Clintons dirty schnooks

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (JmjOe)



Elected!

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (no0Da)

1093 So, what happened in MI?

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (Qvgg/)

1094 Trump going gracious. I would've preferred a "how my balls taste, bitch" but I can see the benefit of this route.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (HI7tv)

1095 Magnanimous Donnie T.....

The Muthafucka is THE MAN!!!!!!!

Gonna be AMAZING!!!!!

Fuckin A!

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (NID8V)

1096 yeah watching MSNBC all night because their tears are like sweet sweet nectar for me, they waited and waited to call the final states but hillary forced their hand, they have to live with PRESIDENT TRUMP!

I gotta say, after its all over, I'm not ecstatic about trump, but my god I despise hillary and I'm so glad she's now impotent and meaningless and the knives will come out for her.

Posted by: docweasel at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (kSkVO)

1097 I started the day feeling somewhat optimistic even a bit giddy but ended up having to fight off the pessimism of the last 8 years. Time to start letting go of the Obama gloom and doom attitude. Things are better now

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (JSovD)

1098 I really wish he'd taken Colorado back. I have no idea what can be done for this state that doesn't require ICBMs.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (6FqZa)


It's alright. Four years from now the doobs will have forgotten how to vote.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (Pz4pT)

1099 That's the look of a man grateful to his country. Not a dirtbag who simply expected it.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (S2VsH)

1100 Bitch couldn't do it live, but I don't care I hate her voice anyway. Off to prison you.
---
How awesome is it that she gave her followers that dlimmer of false hope to take home only to crush their souls during the drive?

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (3Liv/)

1101 Ace has a new post up if you missed it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (bMG0w)

1102 Classy speech so far.

Posted by: rabidfox at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (EW9tX)

1103 Ummm...is Donald Trump, the Donald Trump, Teh Donald the next president of this here USA?

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (4naIC)

1104 Rodhamandias

(with apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley)

I met a traveller from an east-coast land,
Who said: Two vast and ankless calves of stone
Stand in the beach dunes. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a haggard visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled neck, and stare of middle age,
Tell that its sculptor well those dodderings read.
Which yet survive, stamped on these brainless scams,
The files that mocked them and the bytes to shred.

And on the bathroom drives these words appear:
"I am Rodhamandias, Queen of Dems:
Look for my mails, ye journos, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. At the dismay,
From that colossal hack, bitbleached and bare,
The devilish Assange smirks far away.

Posted by: Joseph Porter at November 09, 2016 03:50 AM (OPooB)

1105
So I guess Trump will takeover froml Bush and become the new Trumphitler.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 03:50 AM (yfObW)

1106 dear god,
you sure got me good on that obamacare thing, the first and the second time. and the hillary fbi thing, the first and the second time. and the 2012 reelection.
thanks for throwing me a bone, brah. you kinda owed us this one.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:50 AM (Z53PH)

1107 Cool.


Now I can come back to the HQ.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 03:50 AM (qUNWi)

1108 I hope the media spends a fair amount of time taking zhillary to task for not giving a concession speech. Fucking bitch.

But I am grateful i didn't have to listen to her speed again. If I never hear her voice again, it will be too soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 03:50 AM (pUDQf)

1109 Can Comey reopen the investigation now?

Posted by: Reality Man at November 09, 2016 03:50 AM (Ch0fq)

1110 >>"1050
Fanfare for the Common Man, I think."

It's the title theme from the film "Air Force One".

Posted by: Anon at November 09, 2016 03:51 AM (/YZl/)

1111 Hillary has worked a long, long, long time for the government, and now she's fired.

BOOM!

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP at November 09, 2016 03:51 AM (TJCSB)

1112 1109 Can Comey reopen the investigation now?


comey looking into witness protection now, doesn't want to end up vince fostered

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:51 AM (Z53PH)

1113 Mngngngg ghgghg ghghg

The pudding...ngnggh... it feels so good...

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 03:51 AM (CZObp)

1114 Poor kid is gonna take a dive soon.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 03:51 AM (XFS85)

1115 >>> 1078 I really wish he'd taken Colorado back. I have no idea what can be done for this state that doesn't require ICBMs.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 03:47 AM (6FqZa)

Isn't Denver a "sanctuary" city? Time to fix that. Also, Calexit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 09, 2016 03:51 AM (F4e1g)

1116 Huma is gettin' prosecuted

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 03:51 AM (CLfqv)

1117 Kinda funny how Hillary dumped on her supporters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 03:51 AM (7H/2n)

1118 Fuck Hillary.

.

.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:52 AM (no0Da)

1119 We fucking won. America fucking won! Thank you Lord. (Sorry about the cussing thing, we'll talk later.)

Posted by: Not Campbell Taggart at November 09, 2016 03:52 AM (KqnY1)

1120 Posted by: Joseph Porter at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (OPooB)

Barrel for you.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 03:52 AM (yfObW)

1121 Can the President Elect order and arrest? Any chance of getting Hillary in cuffs and frog marched before dawn?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:52 AM (71OEY)

1122 surprisingly pleased with the trump speech. maybe pence wrote it for him. lol
just repeal the damn obamacare and build the wall and you'll go down as a legend. godspeed mr PRESIDENT trump!

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 03:52 AM (Z53PH)

1123
"America will no longer settle for less than the best."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 03:52 AM (kdS6q)

1124 Now you're just gloating, lording it over those who doubted you.



I'd have done the same.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (KRwzj)

=============
You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

Posted by: Mrs. Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:53 AM (tHwdc)

1125 NOOD SPEECH THREAD

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 03:53 AM (+uqOo)

1126 We hate Trump because he lied to the Americam people. Trump is a loser and a idiot and we are in for very bad times ahead....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 09, 2016 03:54 AM (Fbj4h)

1127 Conceded? Maybe Hillary's angling for that "Cabinet of Rivals" thing again...

Posted by: OCBill at November 09, 2016 03:54 AM (oDxFZ)

1128 Can the President Elect order and arrest? Any chance of getting Hillary in cuffs and frog marched before dawn?
Posted by: Damiano

----

No, no. Wait until Chairman Zero is out of office... then come down on her like a foot-wide chunk of dwarf star matter.

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 03:54 AM (1jMyA)

1129 New thread, no barrels tonight.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 03:54 AM (CLfqv)

1130 holy shit

i had fallen asleep at 10pm and had only heard three states called


i just woke up

BOY have i woken up

Posted by: meep at November 09, 2016 03:55 AM (b2pth)

1131 The Internet just melted down. No pages will oad properly. Servers overloaded worldwide.

Whew! Finally back online!

Did that happen to anyone else?

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 03:55 AM (jBuUi)

1132 Tickled Pink - I'm fairly sure the music is from a movie soundtrack and has been used multiple times in more than one movie. I am fairly certain it was used in the movie "Hoosiers". I don't know the title. It's not 'Fanfare for the Common Man", although that would have also been an epic choice, also!

Posted by: dwagyak at November 09, 2016 03:55 AM (rt9YE)

1133 Watch what preezy fucknutz does in the coming weeks.

Ain't gonna be nice like he's been doin' us previously.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 03:55 AM (no0Da)

1134
*dammit! now he's gonna take credit for the recovery*

Posted by: Barky at November 09, 2016 03:56 AM (7H/2n)

1135 Sorry, I'm too busy having multiple orgasms at the moment.

Posted by: Schoolbus Vegabond at November 09, 2016 03:57 AM (T1xcF)

1136 Soundtrack from 'Air Force One' - Ding! Ding! Ding!

That's it!

Posted by: dwagyak at November 09, 2016 03:57 AM (rt9YE)

1137 Ho lee fuk. I'm liking the guys Trump is briging up.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 03:58 AM (o/90i)

1138 What a wonderful night indeed. Cubs win, Trump wins, this has been a good year, nay, a special, unique, wonderful year.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 03:59 AM (8aO2d)

1139 Huh. It just struck me.

Donald Trump is going to be President.

Fuck, I hope I'm really, really wrong about his abilities and temperament. I'm not confident about it, but hopeful that my own personal biases clouded my judgement.

I'm a working stiff like many of his supporters. What do they see in him that I don't? What do they not see about him that I do?

We live in interesting times, in the old Chinese curse sense of the phrase. Please, God, let me be wrong about this man. Let him rise to the occasion and be a better man.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 04:00 AM (KRwzj)

1140 So, will we still get Press Secretary Newt Gingrich? Attorney General Rudy?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 04:00 AM (71OEY)

1141 I vote No Barrels Tonight!

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2016 04:00 AM (h99GH)

1142 Can we get wall to wall coverage of "why wouldn't Hillary come out and concede?" like we did with the "why won't Donald accept the results" shit?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 04:02 AM (71OEY)

1143 I wonder what the cost differences between the campaigns is?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 04:02 AM (xInes)

1144 We live in interesting times, in the old Chinese curse sense of the phrase. Please, God, let me be wrong about this man. Let him rise to the occasion and be a better man.
Posted by: Hollowpoint


Again, props for sticking around.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 04:03 AM (v4Dtx)

1145 Hahahaha! "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Stones. Rather fitting.

Posted by: otho at November 09, 2016 04:03 AM (lmIoG)

1146 GETTING RID OF THE BUSHIES, THE CLINTONS AND ZERO, DOESN"T GET BETTER

Posted by: nsirchov at November 09, 2016 04:03 AM (ReHkX)

1147 You know how much more pussy the President can grab?

And, going by Democrat standards, as president, it's all cool.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 04:04 AM (71OEY)

1148 Hollowpoint he loves this country. That goes pretty far.

Posted by: Whig at November 09, 2016 04:04 AM (cgyEk)

1149 Democratic Underground is down. Been down since 4:30 yesterday.

Heh.

Cowards.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 09, 2016 04:04 AM (di1hb)

1150 Interesting that they-- Trump people- use the song "You Can't Always Get What You Want" to close out their events.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 04:04 AM (hqqM5)

1151 Rachel Maddow just referred to Breitbart as a "fringe" site.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 04:04 AM (+lVUW)

1152 Repubs now own Prez, House, Senate. Done, done and done.

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 09, 2016 04:05 AM (g9d8D)

1153 1152 Repubs now own Prez, House, Senate. Done, done and done.
Posted by: Smitty27 at November 09, 2016 04:05 AM (g9d8D)

And SCOTUS.

Now, you think we can finally repeal Obamacare?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 04:05 AM (71OEY)

1154 Ra Ra Trumputin

(with apologies to Boney M)

There lives a certain man, in Russia don'cha know
He is five foot two, in his eyes a steely glow.
Most people look at him, with terror and with fear
But to alt-right pr***s he is such a lovely dear.
He would read the Hadiths like a preacher
Full of be-headings and fire.
In his mind he is the kind of creature
Models would desire.

Ra ra Trumputin
Crusher of the Clinton Queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Ra ra Trumputin
Russia's greatest hack machine
It was a shame how he carried on.

He rules the Russian land, and thinks he is the czar
At casino scams he was really wunderbar.
In all affairs of state he is the man to please
'Cause he is real great when disposing enemies.
For Jill Stein he was no wheeler-dealer
Though she knew the things he'd done.
While she thought she was a holy healer
Who could beat Clin-ton.

Ra ra Trumputin
Crusher of the Clinton Queen
There was a dog whose hair it was gone.
Ra ra Trumputin
'Merca's greatest hair machine
It was a shame how he'd glued it on.

But when his ranting and groping and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people
the demands to do something about this obnoxious
man became louder and louder.

This man's just got to go, declared his enemies
And the Saudis begged, you've just gotta do it, please.
No doubt this Trumputin had lots of certain charms
Though he was a brute, white men fell into his arms.
Then one night some Dems of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame.
Come to de-bate us they kept demanding
And he really came.

Ra ra Trumputin
Crusher of the Clinton Queen
They put some BSE into his steak.
Ra ra Trumputin
Russia's greatest hack machine
He ate it all and said, "I feel great!"

Ra ra Trumputin
Crusher of the Clinton Queen
Dems didn't quit, they'd only begun.
Ra ra Trumputin
'Merca's greatest hair machine
And so they fought him 'til he... had... ... WON?!

Oh, those white people...

Posted by: Joseph Porter at November 09, 2016 04:05 AM (OPooB)

1155 "You Can't Always Get What You Want" to close out their events.


Posted by: shibumi,

----------

Odd choice, but....

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 09, 2016 04:06 AM (g9d8D)

1156 "So, we have won after all." I will sleep the sleep of the saved and thankful...

Posted by: Julio Figueroa at November 09, 2016 04:06 AM (u0BqT)

1157 Dream of inauguration day...for soon it will be here.



Posted by: William Eaton at November 09, 2016 04:06 AM (MuTTO)

1158
Wut?

Posted by: ArthurK at November 09, 2016 04:06 AM (h53OH)

1159 I told my son a month ago:

1) Cleveland brought home a championship

2) If the Cubs win the World Series

3) Trump wins.

It's that kind of year.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 04:06 AM (Jcg9Q)

1160 Between the celebrations, I hope we all take the time to thank God. It would have been very bad here for Christians if Hillary had won, and I believe that God had a hand in this happening.

/God bless America and God bless Donald Trump

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 04:06 AM (hqqM5)

1161 If nothing else: Hottest First Lady in History.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 04:07 AM (71OEY)

1162 Hillary is gone, and in a couple months TFG will be gone.

Too good to be true.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 04:08 AM (Jcg9Q)

1163 Now, you think we can finally repeal Obamacare?

Posted by: Damiano

--------

Will history repeat and the GOP shit all over themselves (and us) or will they wield the power as the dems did in '09-'10? I expect nothing and therefore will not be disappointed.

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 09, 2016 04:08 AM (g9d8D)

1164 Mi Trumpenboner est muy grande!

Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 04:09 AM (Z5KE5)

1165 976 Hillary conceded, and couldn't be bothered to do it in person before her supporters.

Unfucking believeable. I have no words. I loathe her, but the sheer disdain and selfishness in having a staffer telling her supporters to go home minutes before calling to concede? It's unconscionable.

I get she's old and tired, but it's so fucking low that I can scarcely believe it.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (KRwzj)

She flipped them off, just like she flipped off the Bernie Sanders supporters.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 04:09 AM (+lVUW)

1166 I first found the HQ and started reading in 2008, right before McCain chose Palin to be his running mate. I have posted only a handful of times in the last 8 years, but I've spent countless hours reading.

Thank you Ace, the cobs, and all the amazing posters here for helping me get through the Obama administration with humor, entertainment, and education.

Posted by: Rarity at November 09, 2016 04:09 AM (5WxYJ)

1167 I can't believe Hillary didn't give a concession speech to her supporters. Wow. What a way to end her career.

Now Obama will go nuts in his last 72 days in office. That's the danger.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 09, 2016 04:10 AM (dGs9w)

1168 Waited.
Now enjoying a ginger beer and Jack. Cheers all!

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at November 09, 2016 04:11 AM (gtd1H)

1169 A beautiful night, in a beautiful country!

God bless the republic!

Posted by: Bonedaddi at November 09, 2016 04:12 AM (dE9Jm)

1170 Whiskey deployed.

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 04:12 AM (DbBV5)

1171 It is done.

Hillary conceded. Interestingly ~ she sent all of her crowd home first. I thought that was a mistake she should have given a concession speech ~ but leave it to er to be classless tis the end.

Eh ~ whatever. GFY Shrillary. And don't go away angry ~ just go away.

President Trump folks. Get used to it!

And the MSM gets a great big sh*tburger to eat as does the MSM and the GOPe and the idiot #nevertrumpers.

It s a wonderful night as we start to take back our country and the is the first step.

Good night my moron friends ~ finally going to sleep.

And this eve I will requiescat in pace.

Pax ex omnia

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 04:12 AM (UOr6C)

1172 YEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!

Posted by: Beverly at November 09, 2016 04:13 AM (kr3V1)

1173 mSnBC is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 04:15 AM (L3YlV)

1174
God Bless America, land that I love.
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.

Posted by: db at November 09, 2016 04:15 AM (MdAA3)

1175 1107 Cool.

Now I can come back to the HQ.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 03:50 AM (qUNWi)




Don't forget to gloat!1




ps. The TV people look so stricken, I keep laughing.

Posted by: somejoe at November 09, 2016 04:18 AM (nhlLa)

1176 SCOTUS!!!!!
Yessssssssssss!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2016 04:20 AM (7GQM/)

1177 The Brick through window of the Ivory Towers is completed. Trump won. Unbelievable. Interesting times indeed.

:-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 04:21 AM (syGA0)

1178 All my smug liberal friends deleted their Facebook accounts lol.

Posted by: The Drizzle at November 09, 2016 04:24 AM (QnzZb)

1179 "Hillary is refusing to concede. She sent over Jon Podesta to say she's not coming to the Javitz Center and won't have anything to say until tomorrow a.m."

Classy till the end Hillary...you POS.

Posted by: bill at November 09, 2016 04:25 AM (h+w6L)

1180 MSLSD found a pocket constitution. Trump is a tyrant this is why there is separation of powers etc Losing their minds

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 04:25 AM (oDUj/)

1181 So, what'd I miss?

Posted by: Moron Labia at November 09, 2016 04:25 AM (TPJ04)

1182 I love that my vote and my girlfriend's vote in Wisconsin helped to schlong that evil bitch.

Happy days are here again!

Posted by: Sane in Madtown, Wis. at November 09, 2016 04:27 AM (z8L2w)

1183 Just found out. I hope to hell Trump has the world's best security. He's going to need it.

I'd celebrate but it still hasn't sunk in yet.

GOOD morning, Horde.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 04:32 AM (R0i94)

1184 Amazing night. Your hangover is worrying and wondering what damage TFG is going to do is his remaining term.

Posted by: smackdab at November 09, 2016 04:34 AM (sO6CM)

1185 Ding, dong the witch s dead!

Posted by: Gregory Hickok at November 09, 2016 04:36 AM (wyJMf)

1186 Can I now go to bed and know the hilldabeast will not be our next prezzie?

I'm voting for John Bolton for SOS.

I can't believe Trump won. Be well all you Morons.

Rock on.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 04:40 AM (o/90i)

1187 What a shocker this one must have been for Hillz. She's not used to losing. In fact, she never has.

Until now.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 04:40 AM (R0i94)

1188 1160 Between the celebrations, I hope we all take the time to thank God. It would have been very bad here for Christians if Hillary had won, and I believe that God had a hand in this happening.

/God bless America and God bless Donald Trump

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 04:06 AM (hqqM5)

Yes! And Grammiwinger and a few other Morons were adding fasting to their prayers so we are grateful for their efforts too!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 09, 2016 04:42 AM (fVtlM)

1189 So why is there a disembodied voice screaming, "They'll never let it happen!"

Celebrating is going to be difficult 'til that voice shuts up.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 04:42 AM (R0i94)

1190 Time to start making those who promised to leave the country uphold their words.

Townhall has a list. What a rogue's gallery

Posted by: smackdab at November 09, 2016 04:44 AM (sO6CM)

1191 Told ya Ace! So excited...Congratulations to Pres.Elect Trump!

Posted by: Bev at November 09, 2016 04:46 AM (zktpf)

1192 Back from a whirlwind tour of the alphabets' coverage. CBS' headline is in standard type size. Actually, no it's not. It's smaller than many headlines they run. You can almost hear the gnashing of teeth. Clearly they are "reporting" through the tears.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 04:50 AM (R0i94)

1193 We did it!

The crooked FAB has been banished to the dustbin of history.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, America!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 05:04 AM (4rh2D)

1194 At the gym this morning, I saw a friend who seemed very upset. I said, "Well, you have to admit that it's better to elect a guy who's said crude things than an outright criminal."

He looked at me with a blank face. I said, "You know, pay to play, Clinton foundation..." He said, "Never heard of it. Wasn't mentioned in the NYT."

Sad!

Posted by: Jak Black at November 09, 2016 05:09 AM (op6cV)

1195 The Union forever harrah boys Harrah!
Down with the traitors and up with the stars!
As we rally round the flag boys, and rally once again,
Shouting the Battle Cry of Freedom

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 05:13 AM (QxcpD)

1196 relieved that hillary won't be president, although i have slim hopes that the ruin obama has caused over the last 8 years can be undone, and still doubt trump is the person that could/would do it if it can be done (but slim hope is better than none)

but incredibly alarmed and depressed it looks like she's still going to win a plurality of the popular vote, which is a large factor in those aforementioned hopes being thin...

but for tonight, we can exhale. there's still a thready heartbeat left in this land. its a hope to cling to.

Posted by: tintex at November 09, 2016 05:17 AM (OQy+b)

1197
WELL FUUUUUUCK ME!!!!!

Congratulations to President-elect Donald Trump.

Rot in Hell to Democrats and sell-outs.

Thank you to the dear Lord.

What a night it was, what a day it is!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 05:21 AM (mbhDw)

1198 Does Hillary have to return all of those bribes to Qatar and Goldman sachs?

Posted by: Slick Willy at November 09, 2016 05:21 AM (v8mM1)

1199 This is an outrage!

What am I supposted to do with hundreds of thousdands of fake absentee ballots across the nation. Not to mention all of the military's hidden ballots!

Buring them will not be easy. Shredding them may take days. I am recommenting Billary to demand a recount.

Then I will have time to burn those fake ballots.

In Boston. I can assure you that we think America is aginst us. Well I mean hostile towards the Kennedy's and there stupid children.

Sure, there are some decent democrats around but it feels like we have been given a vote of no confidence.

I cannot anser any more quesion until our disposal team goes to work. I will continue to BF'g our yougest Butt Boys until then. Good day.

Posted by: Barney f at November 09, 2016 05:39 AM (4acWK)

1200 Thank you God.
Thank you so very, very much.
You know the main reason I needed this.
Dumping as much of the last eight years and more will be big if it gets done, yes.
But it's the things this might keep from happening that are really big to me.
Thank you for this
And thank you for the faith and courage and wisdom of our founders

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2016 06:29 AM (QJIMk)

1201 And now in the most classless act possible on so many levels: Yes, dancing in the end zone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 06:31 AM (1WYLC)

1202 What a relief.

Posted by: Ms Young at November 09, 2016 06:35 AM (EScJg)

1203 What a relief, indeed. And that is the best looking flaming skull I have ever seen

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 09, 2016 06:49 AM (VVBN7)

1204 Is it too early or too late to to start drinking? I have to be to work by 8.

Posted by: Janir at November 09, 2016 06:52 AM (Lk5qN)

1205 Ohhh my the schadenboner I am going to have all day will be hard to conceal.

Posted by: deusexmachina05 at November 09, 2016 07:08 AM (rWPVk)

1206 Hallelujah!.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

1207 Funny listening to them say all us white working class voters stuck together.

Well of course I was saying the same thing at our last Whitey Worky Meeting!!

White Worky Power to da Peeps!!!!!!

Posted by: MarkyMark at November 09, 2016 08:04 AM (Fr21G)

1208 Hey Kari, if you're still here:

Good job. Seriously. You were right. Electability was one of my biggest issues with the guy, and you were right, I was wrong.

For all we know, my first choice Walker could be making his concession speech right now.

Now we need to do all we can to help this guy succeed.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 09, 2016 08:57 AM (sgHEm)

1209 So I woke up yesterday morning thinking..."I hope that we can keep the Senate". I truly thought that the machine would win. Haven't wrapped my brain around this.

Blindly stumbled to my technology in the hopes of seeing flaming skulls. You didn't disappoint.

Posted by: Tired at November 09, 2016 09:28 AM (kOGRT)

1210 "Cancelling the fireworks" should become a meme. Like "Jumping the shark."

A political meme for every politician who underestimates our hidden, shared hatred of public hubris and overconfidence.

Especially if the politician's soul is dark.

Posted by: Thomas Boyle at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (EetFS)

1211 I couldn't bear to watch last night figuring what will be, will be. Got a 'newsflash' on the phone that Trump and The Deplorables did it and broke out all of my pudding. Read this thread to catch the drama I missed last night.

Ace, thanks for all.

Posted by: deplorable oddnot is so fucking happy right now at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (g1MTt)

1212 Man, I thought the Treepers were nuts predicting a landslide and Trump carrying Michigan, Wisconsin AND Pennsylvania. I have never been so happy to be wrong in my entire life.

Posted by: Lace Wigg at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (B+Ldc)

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