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AP Calls Senate Race in Pennsylvania for Toomey; Dem Challenger Calls to Concede to Blunt in Missouri

So the Democrats needed five. They'll get, at most, three, and they probably will only get two -- Ayotte and Kirk, who were pretty useless in the first place.

Still waiting for the big fireworks of a network call of the election.

Posted by: Ace at 02:24 AM




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1 No way.............

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (MHq1d)

2 Call it already!!!! I am so sleepy! !

Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (GXNWP)

3 Blunt. Not Blount. Dude's got the same name as a way to smoke weed, for cryin' out loud.

Posted by: Catherine at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (VQFGN)

4
Huffington Post

Report from the Javits Center: Hillary Clinton supporters leave New York election night party in tears http

[pic]

twitter.com/HuffingtonPost/status/796233798019088385

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (kdS6q)

5
Now begins the fun: bring told by the losers what Trump must do to earn their trust or approval.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (BK3ZS)

6 Commiecrats crushed. Demunists defeated. I am happy for now.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (hSD8y)

7 End this!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (BS8yt)

8 Shit. Willowed by TWO new threads!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (kP16F)

9 Got one of mini champagne bottles I am waiting to bust open. Might be naughty and smoke a cigarette.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (QCc6B)

10 I'm with you Jmel

Posted by: confuzzled at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (Ml6gO)

11
MJ Lee

Back of the Javitz Center has really emptied out. Clinton is going to address an empty room.

[pic]

twitter.com/mj_lee/status/796233031946276864

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (kdS6q)

12 Was looking at Pa voting by county and state, close but looks like R's win

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (QxcpD)

13 This is a crushing defeat for the international socialists, and compounded with the Brexit, will set back their dreams of a New World Order by decades.

My relief at this result is a thing I can not find the words to properly express.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (J+mig)

14 FINISH HER!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (ciTDw)

15 Pence in 2020, Ivanka in 2024?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (pUDQf)

16 Hillary will not concede.

It's not in her programming.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (EayXl)

17 Lisa Daftari
@LisaDaftari
BREAKING: Speaker Paul Ryan calls to congratulate Donald Trump, Fox News reports #ElectionNight

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (y3aQB)

18


Ayotte's greatest accomplishment is not pooping in public...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (PjWy4)

19 Come on msnbc: smell the glove

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (e2Rx3)

20 Back of the Javitz Center has really emptied out. Clinton is going to address an empty room.

She'll be spouting empty words, so it fits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (IcT7t)

21
NYPD just got the green light to pursue sex crimes' indictments arising out of the Weiner files.

Awwww, the poor Wellesley College womyns party just went down the crapper.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (BK3ZS)

22
So will Obama pardon her or let hang given the intense dislike between the Clinton's and Obama's.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (yfObW)

23 Mothrafookers just won't call states that are statistically out of reach for Hillary.
OOOOOH it's too close to call in Wisconsin with 80000 plus votes and 4.5% to go.
But we'll call Nevada with Hellary up by less than 3% with 50% to go.

Fookin bowlspit.

I got a lot to say, but Imma get banned if I start.
Unlike you posers, I actually am wrecking my liver tonight.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (kKHcp)

24 If you'd told me two years ago that someone would knock off both the Bushes and Clintons in the same calendar year I would've laughed. If you'd told me that person would be Donald Trump I'd have told you that you were off your rocker.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (nu45M)

25 Thinking of our super hot new first lady and our super hot first daughter. Mmmmm

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (pUDQf)

26 Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (QxcpD)

NOPE precincts out are Red

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (y3aQB)

27 Clinton is not gonna do shit. She's toast.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (QCc6B)

28 wow...hard to believe *rubs eyes*

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (NWuoO)

29 whats the rationale for calling it for toomey and not trump?

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (J1Jae)

30 I've got some fireworks!

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (1JnAL)

31 From the bottom of my heart, thank you for your work here Ace and I hope this lifts a huge burden off your back. Go rest easy brother.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (39g3+)

32 Come on Hillary you hag,I will gain the ever so slightest inkling of respect for you if you concede.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (r/0kC)

33 Trump jr in 2020

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (jxw6R)

34 Would someone please have the balls to call this fucking thing?!

Posted by: Ed gibbon at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (QIWoA)

35 30 whats the rationale for calling it for toomey and not trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (J1Jae)

Fraud.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (ciTDw)

36 Is New Hampshire back in the Hillary column?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (IKsp1)

37 Mixed blessing -- it's been exciting to watch Clinton go down in flames, but it looks like there's a very real possibility of my losing my governor McCrory. 100% reporting and Cooper has 4000 more votes.

Dammit.

Posted by: voyager106 at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (oEwqc)

38 Reposted from earlier today.

What do I want from a Trump administration?

I want a politicized Department of Justice to root out every trace of Democratic presence in the federal bureaucracy. I want witch hunts in the IRS and the EPA that arrest people for protected political speech, leading to show trials and punitive actions against those who engage in legal political activity. I want bureaucrats terrorized into quitting their jobs and blindly following orders. I want the whole government so blindly panicked at the very idea of coming under the scrutiny of the political arm of the DoJ that they quit rather than collect their pensions.

I want to weaponize the various arms of government to deploy them against our political enemies and destroy their ability to effectively mount legal or political challenges to our initiatives, and make it personally costly for them to try and do so. I want to ruin their lives and careers if they say things critical of needed reforms.

I want to make it dangerous to attempt to corrupt our republic again.

I want to make this such a political bloodbath that the enemies of the Constitution will shudder for a generation before they even think of desecrating things again. I want a political Terror that will echo down the ages as did the French Terror.

David

Posted by: David, Internet Troll at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (2skQu)

39 22
So will Obama pardon her or let hang given the intense dislike between the Clinton's and Obama's.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (yfObW)

She has to be convicted of something to be pardoned. She won't be convicted till the Don takes office.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (pUDQf)

40 Norah O'Donnell looks like she needs a lil puddin Ace!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (1JnAL)

41 In 2018, the Senate map looks bad for the D don't forget. The R (feckless bastards) could hold both houses for a while.

Posted by: Traye at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (XEPsM)

42 Just when my erection was subsiding, i thought of the words Secretary of State Bolton and it came back!

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (CZObp)

43 Prezident Shit Midas campaigning worked out well again.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (NWuoO)

44 Of course they manufacturing votes for HRC in Philly. Was there any doubt?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (7qAYi)

45 I'm calling for Smellary to concede! Call it dammit, I have co-workers to troll in the morning!

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (dRt1Q)

46 Look, until you give us the United Federation of Planets, we're only 3/3rds of the feral government and there's not much we can do ...

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (mt8X9)

47 Juan Williams is on crack

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (jxw6R)

48
Dan Rather 5 minutes ago

This isn't over yet. But Clinton now must win WI, MI, PA to have any chance.

But, to repeat for emphasis, it is not yet over.




"The race is still tighter than a tick on a coon dog's back...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (kdS6q)

49 The networks are just dragging this on for ratings now.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (SUtNI)

50 Get ready for Clinton to NOT concede anything ever, starting now.

There will be no concession speech, ever.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (QCc6B)

51 OH yeah Liz Claman on FBN!!!

I've been in love with her since forever.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (Jcg9Q)

52 Texit waits for another day. Ah, well - this way we get a big border wall.

Posted by: Doctor Cynic at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (nkrB2)

53 She ain't gonna give up till she's dead.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (XoldI)

54 How old is Ivanka? Could she be our First Lady Prez?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (pUDQf)

55 My TRUMP and #NeverHillary window sticker worked? Didn't even get keyed! Still haven't received my "Trump Card" as promised for my meager donation though.

Posted by: Kevin C at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (9khZC)

56 OMFG PINCH ME BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER

This better not just be a dream

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (Om16U)

57 Still waiting for the big fireworks of a network call of the election.
---
And ATC

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (3Liv/)

58 13 This is a crushing defeat for the international socialists, and compounded with the Brexit, will set back their dreams of a New World Order by decades.

My relief at this result is a thing I can not find the words to properly express.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (J+mig)

It is, but I don't see them set back that badly. Oh, I hope and pray, but .......

Yes. I am VERY relieved. Now, let's lock the Supreme Court in and save this goddamn country from itself.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (MHq1d)

59
Anything not tied down or bolted down in Shrillary HQ is getting hurled at insufferable underlings right about now.

Secret Service agents are drawing straws to see who gets sentenced to the Aggressive Bitch Archipelago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (BK3ZS)

60 Watchmg MSNBC - You know who else lost this year?

Professional GOP campaign consultants, the guys and gals who promise that taking high road, going Left is what wins presidential elections. Screw them.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (NOIQH)

61 Future BREAKING NEWS:

AP: Anthony Weiner found dead in Central Park, reportedly by suicide via 3 gunshots to back of head.

Posted by: D-fens at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (yB1PK)

62 Hey remember when we all knew Trump only ran so he could throw the election to Hillary?

LOL

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (G8TO0)

63 >>>What do I want from a Trump administration?

I want Facebook, Google, and Twitter pursued for antitrust violations. Break them up.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (nu45M)

64 David
Posted by: David, Internet Troll at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (2skQu)

You're only asking for fair play given the past 8 years.
I'd ask for at least a little blood too.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (kKHcp)

65 Somehow that I can't explain, I think the snowball we've seen tonght started with Obergefell...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (kP16F)

66 C'mon. It's over.

Call it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (/tuJf)

67 40 22
So will Obama pardon her or let hang given the intense dislike between the Clinton's and Obama's.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (yfObW)

She has to be convicted of something to be pardoned. She won't be convicted till the Don takes office.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (pUDQf)


Nope, she can be pardoned for the crimes even if not convicted.

Ford pardoned Nixon.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (1JnAL)

68 Unlike you posers, I actually am wrecking my liver tonight.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (kKHcp)

Fuck you, Jack, I put away 375 ml of Jackie O'Daniels!
Plus, I gots no puddin.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (tHwdc)

69 This race is wound tighter than an 8-day clock - Dan I'd Rather Not

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (dRt1Q)

70 Sobering fact:

Roughly half the country still happily voted to put a criminal into the oval office.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (G8TO0)

71 but it looks like there's a very real possibility of my losing my governor McCrory. 100% reporting and Cooper has 4000 more votes.

Dammit.
Posted by: voyager106 at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (m

Yep. All over freaks in bathrooms.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (48QDY)

72 We won. And, not to be a pessimist but...
NOW comes the HARD part. Fixing America is more than an election.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (S2VsH)

73 I didn't vote for Blunt. I forget who I did vote for. I think there was an independent on the ballot. Or a non-Libertarian or Green third party.

Not Blunt. Nope.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (Pz4pT)

74 This is a crushing defeat for the international
socialists, and compounded with the Brexit, will set back their dreams
of a New World Order by decades.

My relief at this result is a thing I can not find the words to properly express.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (J+mig)
^This. It seems the English West has found its balls.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (HI7tv)

75
Dig up Michelle's White House garden and put in a bocce ball court.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (kdS6q)

76 Conceding to the Don is beneath her...

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (QCc6B)

77 twitter.com/HuffingtonPost/status/796233798019088385

probably wrong gender; you seem unperturbed; tears are the mind-killer; sure!; I'm impressed how you cry like a strong woman

Posted by: would you hit it, l->r at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (Roi1t)

78 23 So......2nd look at Merrick Garland?
Posted by: Tradd at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (EQcBC)
__________________________

GabrielM has had too much to drink.

Posted by: Zombie Scalia at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (ZsN9X)

79

I Can Haz Call?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (PjWy4)

80 Juan Williams being an a-hole. What else is new?

Posted by: perv at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (Queum)

81 Who fires Comey first, DogEater or President Trump?

Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (mt8X9)

82 AP called PA? What I heard.

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (Qvgg/)

83 Kind of cruel to a sick old woman for the networks to drag things out like this..

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (nl1IL)

84

AP called PA for Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (1TXSC)

85 PA finally called by Daily Mail.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (ODxAs)

86 61 Future BREAKING NEWS:

AP: Anthony Weiner found dead in Central Park, reportedly by suicide via 3 gunshots to back of head.
Posted by: D-fens at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (yB1PK)

Andrew Breitbart is somewhere in infinity peeing himself laughing right now.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (71OEY)

87 Emergency Alert to All Editors and Contributors!

Report immediately to headquarters and prepare to enter the bunker!

We can hold out for years with airdrops from our globalist billionaires!

Posted by: National Review at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (hA1V+)

88 http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/pennsylvania
...............
There is your result! Trump up by over 60,000 votes in Pa. with 99% reporting!!!

Posted by: Today is it! at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (ACW3M)

89 Ayotte and Kirk?

I find that funny because I think Hewitt is a FANTASTIC interviewer asnd hosts a fantastic show.

BUT EVERY projection he offers is as wrong as a virgin fucking Rocco Siffredi. You ARE gonna get it in the ass, if Hugh tells you every thing is awesome. That's just how BAD hugh is.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (CIpNU)

90 ny times calls PA!

Posted by: duncan at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (Z2KtO)

91

She has to be convicted of something to be pardoned. She won't be convicted till the Don takes office.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (pUDQf)


Nope, she can be pardoned for the crimes even if not convicted.

Ford pardoned Nixon.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (1JnAL)

Donald has a pen and a phone. Executive order. Bye Falicia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (pUDQf)

92 Wish we had a camera on Hill.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (N0zEO)

93 I can't believe chris mathews just made a ton of sense. he said people
are sick of illegal immigration and that is not racist - wow

Posted by: anon2020 at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (yCcA0)

94 AP called PA for Trump?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (gcme+)

95
She has to be convicted of something to be pardoned. She won't be convicted till the Don takes office.

Nixon had not been convicted of anything when he was pardoned by Ford, so it is not a prerequisite.

I'm expecting Barky to hold off pardoning her as long as possible, and perhaps never. With never, his hold on the party is assured and what point is there for him to cede it to her?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (BK3ZS)

96 @80

And surprisingly Meg called him on his "obstructionist" justification bullshit

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (CZObp)

97 PA is showing as called in the google thing.... 264 EV for Trump, and 215 for Clinton

Posted by: confuzzled at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (Ml6gO)

98 Holy shit.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (OwNJe)

99 GabrielM has had too much to drink.
Posted by: Zombie Scalia at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (ZsN9X)

---

Gabe's never felt the loving touch of a woman.

Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (Eabwd)

100 I'm waiting to take my top off and cavort on the balcony. Please let it be before sunrise.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (tHwdc)

101 Kellyanne Connway is the most valuable political consultant in America right now.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (e2Rx3)

102
Raffy Tima 8 minutes ago

Journalists emptying out of the Clinton Media Center at the Javits Convention Hall after numbers are stacking up against Clinton.

[pic]

twitter.com/raffytima/status/796238538459189248

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (kdS6q)

103 Way past my bedtime but so worth it to see Begala, Carville and so many others stammer and fight back tears. Oh, the joy.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (5zfq1)

104 Paul Begala, Van Jones and Anderson Cooper are being lectured by Corey Lewandowski. LOVE IT.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (N0zEO)

105 Hill's next 'vacation' home?

North Korea

Supermax

......decisions, decisions ...........

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (oBuXO)

106 So. How many Supremes does Trump get to pick.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (JmjOe)

107 RCP NOW HAS PENNSYLVANIA CALLED!

EV: 274 TO 215!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (Pz4pT)

108 IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (ciTDw)

109 NOW can we take away her security clearance?

Posted by: chipotle at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (Kedbl)

110 The champagne is beckoning...

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (QCc6B)

111 All those tears at the Javitz Center.

I wish to bathe in them.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (r5O/2)

112 Wth is wrong with NH? It's such a small state that closed in the first wave of polls, and they still haven't finished counting votes

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (6IPEM)

113 AP called PA for Trump

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (1JnAL)

114 Fuck you, Jack, I put away 375 ml of Jackie O'Daniels!
Plus, I gots no puddin.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (tHwdc)


OK, I stand corrected.

Unlike MOSt of you posers! :0

/does wayne and garth bow while backing up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (kKHcp)

115 WaPo has called PA for Trump.

Someone call AZ and let's DANCE DANCE DANCE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (a15nL)

116 I would really like to get to sleep myself. Just tell me that there is someone who won who will appoint originalists to judiciary positions and I will nod off.

Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (LbXNI)

117 >>> Wish we had a camera on Hill.

And Huma?

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (OwNJe)

118 AZ will put him over the top but I suspect WI will be first.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (ODxAs)

119 Thank God...but understand this is really just the beginning of a long struggle.

I fear just getting her to conceded will be like scratching nails across the chalk board.

And just look at all the crap Soros & Co. have done around the world to create chaos, and Obama still has weeks to do all sorts of damage.

This is not over...

Posted by: William Eaton at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (MuTTO)

120
AP called PA for Trump


Mi, youre next

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (1TXSC)

121 AP called PA for trump....my bad not times

Posted by: duncan at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (Z2KtO)

122 Google and CNN haven't called Wisc

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (xInes)

123 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (szSYE)

124 Sobering fact

Almost half of the country wanted 20-30 million new spanish speaking with a few 100,000's Arabic citizens thrown in .

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (QxcpD)

125 So, is Hillary conscious right now? Who's the lucky staffer that's going to have to wake her to give her concession speech.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (Q5Ymk)

126 And hot, RoyalOil.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (CIpNU)

127 I'm expecting Barky to hold off pardoning her as
long as possible, and perhaps never. With never, his hold on the party
is assured and what point is there for him to cede it to her?



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM

I'm betting she knows where some of his skeletons are buried. She's a lock on getting a pardon.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (S2VsH)

128 PA called?

Say it!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (pUDQf)

129 Fox call pa you fuckets

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (jxw6R)

130 She has to be convicted of something to be pardoned. She won't be convicted till the Don takes office.



Nixon had not been convicted of anything when he was pardoned by Ford, so it is not a prerequisite.



I'm expecting Barky to hold off pardoning her as long as possible,
and perhaps never. With never, his hold on the party is assured and what
point is there for him to cede it to her?



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (BK3ZS)
Morons can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the pardon can come once there's an indictment.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (HI7tv)

131 I'm so happy that my middle name is 'Joy'.

Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (Eabwd)

132 Has the result in Alaska cleared up yet?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (NUqwG)

133 Will FBN bloody call PA for Trump already? I don't know how you east coasters are holding on.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (gcme+)

134 The wind do blow!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (sMt7r)

135 RCP shows Michigan and AZ still holding for Trump, with Minnesota tightening.

I think it really is over.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (Pz4pT)

136 This is a yuuuge relief on the judge appointments, which was my main worry. Now, he's best not fuck up on that. Everyone keep an eye on him.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (ozZau)

137
Wth is wrong with NH? It's such a small state that closed in the first wave of polls, and they still haven't finished counting votes
Posted by: L, Elle



Hands sticky with maple syrup. The ballots keep sticking together.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (kdS6q)

138 >>>There is your result! Trump up by over 60,000 votes in Pa. with 99% reporting!!!

That just leveled up my Crusader on Diablo 3

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (QCc6B)

139 Juan Williams beclouding himself

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (CZObp)

140 Nevada and Virginia are going to need some extra work for the next election.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (NWuoO)

141 Executive order can overrule Obama pardon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (pUDQf)

142 Ok, I can try to go back to sleep now,
Get it done Michigan and Wisconsin

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (QxcpD)

143 Juan disgracing himself again



Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (/542q)

144 >>Kellyanne Connway is the most valuable political consultant in America right now.


This. She would make an excellent WH spokesman if she wants it. Probably aiming for national policy advisor or something like that....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (NOIQH)

145 IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

The Freddie Mercury thread was a few threads down.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (6FqZa)

146 The Ties that Bind!

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (NUqwG)

147 BING CALLED PA FOR TRUMP

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (oOSqR)

148 274 for Trump, the next President

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (Qvgg/)

149 WUT??? WUT???

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (QCc6B)

150 Fox and MSNBC have same feed from Trump HQ

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (OwNJe)

151 Good night again horde.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (QxcpD)

152 This post need more pics of candles lighting their asses on fire.

Posted by: sentences you would never have read in the 1980s at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (Roi1t)

153 Donald has a pen and a phone. Executive order. Bye Falicia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (pUDQf)


Um, he can't overturn a pardon with an executive order. Once signed and granted by Obama, it pardons her for her crimes.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (1JnAL)

154 Kellyanne Connway is the most valuable political consultant in America right now.

Yup. She was the architect (a real fucking architect by the way) of this victory. She snatched this campaign from the jaws of a humiliating defeat and guided it to victory.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (IKsp1)

155 Trump up by a million votes in the popular vote


not bad....

Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (/542q)

156 To all the Republicans who panicked and said "we HAVE to confirm Merrick Garland"...

GFYs. With something sharp, rusty, and diseased.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (S2VsH)

157 Dig up Michelle's White House garden and put in a bocce ball court.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (kdS6q)

==================
Horseshoes: Close, but no cigar

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (tHwdc)

158 22
So will Obama pardon her or let hang given the intense dislike between the Clinton's and Obama's.

Posted by: YIKES!

She fkked up his legacy so he'll let her swing in the wind and let the new president give her a pardon if he wants.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (iWW0H)

159
Bring on the Leftist tears. Salt for my margarita.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (ODxAs)

160 274??? fuckin really????

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (QCc6B)

161 "Almost half of the country wanted 20-30 million new spanish speaking with a few 100,000's Arabic citizens thrown in ."

"It's a woman thing!!"

Posted by: too many boulder county chicks to boulder terlit hobo's face at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (6FqZa)

162 Posted by: Skip voted deplorable

Trump needs to play for keeps and get our demographic house in order. Lets be honest, if immigrants voted republican, the democrats would be screaming for a 100 foot wall

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (J1Jae)

163 bing uses AP
did AP actually call PA????!?!?

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (oOSqR)

164 Yahoo and MSN have call PA for Trump.

Posted by: Blake at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (WEBkv)

165 133 Will FBN bloody call PA for Trump already? I don't know how you east coasters are holding on.

We smell blood in the water, can't sleep!

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (dRt1Q)

166 106 So. How many Supremes does Trump get to pick.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (JmjOe)



At least one to start. Unless the fuckheads in the senate decide to approve Obama's pick as a final fuck you to the American people.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (bMG0w)

167 The MSM media will refuse to call it.

They will not concede that THEY LOST.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (pndC3)

168 NYT Calls PA for Trump!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (bMG0w)

169 But if he pardons, he better cover every crime.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (xInes)

170 Reading about celeb panic in the Daily Mail.

Bwahahaha ha....

Drudge still has the Bernstein quote that Drudge is living in an alternate universe up. LOL

I hope the Bush family is ashamed of themselves but I doubt it.

Rush should be a gas tomorrow.

I wonder if Reggie is on duty tonight? Obama has to work out those frustrations somehow. Can't wait to hear what the Bamster will say tomorrow

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (JSovD)

171 Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM
----------------------------------------------------------
And cheating in Detroit and Philadelphia.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (o38N1)

172 Katy Tur hardest hit but powering through...

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (hA1V+)

173 Um, he can't overturn a pardon with an executive order. Once signed and granted by Obama, it pardons her for her crimes.

No worries, she'll commit new ones.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (IcT7t)

174 CALL IT

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (BS8yt)

175 the will not call his name...

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (c6/9Q)

176 Will Comey have to carry his crap from his office in a cardboard box by himself?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (NWuoO)

177 133 Will FBN bloody call PA for Trump already? I don't know how you east coasters are holding on.

Posted by: IC

I'm EST +1.5 hours. It is getting fkking late but I want to hear those speeches.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (iWW0H)

178 MSNBC: Newt at SecState. Rudy as Attorney General. And they are scared.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (OwNJe)

179 You morons with cash, buy some stocks tomorrow when its low.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (gcme+)

180 "100
I'm waiting to take my top off and cavort on the balcony. Please let it be before sunrise."

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: D-fens at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (yB1PK)

181 Bing/AP or whoever refuses to call WI though lmao

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (oOSqR)

182 Bye Felicia.

Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (Eabwd)

183 Teh Russians is comming!

And yet, no one cares about Obama promising flexibility, Hillary's reset/ overcharge button, or Candy Crowley/ Obama laughing off a Russian threat in 2012.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (71OEY)

184
Who gave Max the keys to the time machine??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (JmjOe)

185 The media won't call this until the Democrats get enough ballots filled out to change the results. Hillary is corrupt as shit and the Democrats cheat worse than Bill Clinton at a hairdresser's convention.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (j1Wvr)

186
OK, everyone has call PA except the us networks.

Do it bitches!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (kdS6q)

187 *Shit. Willowed by TWO new threads!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (kP16F)*

Thought i was the only one.

Posted by: tbodie at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (pREVk)

188 It occurred to me that the final straw in this whole debacle was the Huma/Weiner email issue. That never would have come to light without one dear, beloved, very missed man.

So one more time, "Hi Andrew!" Thank you and God bless you.

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (RMlhY)

189 C'mon. It's over.

Call it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (/tuJf) _***


No, no, it's not over, there are more trunks over in the parking lot. You just wait we'll find 'em.

Posted by: DNC - PA at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (X8p7j)

190 Yes. I am VERY relieved. Now, let's lock the Supreme Court in and save this goddamn country from itself.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (MHq1d)


Right on. Restoring the rule of law is essential to the survival of the Republic in a recognizable fashion.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (J+mig)

191 153 Donald has a pen and a phone. Executive order. Bye Falicia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (pUDQf)


Um, he can't overturn a pardon with an executive order. Once signed and granted by Obama, it pardons her for her crimes.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (1JnAL)

Wrong. A pardon is an executive order and a new executive order can over rule that. Trump can overrule Obama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (pUDQf)

192 What the hell happened when I was asleep? Am I still asleep? Someone pinch me.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (dpJ62)

193 NYT Calls PA for Trump!
Posted by: buzzion


Amazing they'd be first to herald their own downfall..

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (+uqOo)

194 AP calls PA for Trump!

Posted by: Axe at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (M/G2t)

195 YAHOO CALLED PA

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (oOSqR)

196 Cannot believe fox not fucking calling it. ASSHOLES

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (G8TO0)

197 OK, I stand corrected.



Unlike MOSt of you posers! :0



/does wayne and garth bow while backing up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (kKHcp)

================
A gracious concession. The Beast could learn from you, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (tHwdc)

198 I don't recall it taking this damn long to count votes in 2012

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (7qAYi)

199 DUDE


CALLING IT FOR TRUMP

ITS LIT AT THE NIGHT SHOW

Posted by: tehy at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (jjLYL)

200 C'mon Dems, wheel the old girl out so we can point and laugh.

Posted by: Joe the Plumber's Electrician at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (4QoGY)

201 We call Pa for Trump !!!

Posted by: Fox News when they finally Stfu at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (/542q)

202 The media are signaling for Hillary to just give it up.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (/wWB4)

203 No speech from Hillary tonight, don't kidd yourself.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (QCc6B)

204

Awwwww

Rudy as AG

Oh man . That is doing something for me

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (1TXSC)

205 140 Nevada and Virginia are going to need some extra work for the next election.
Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (NWuoO)

-----------------------------------------------------------

Break up the government agencies by moving them to different states, and the ones you don't move you get rid of. Obviously you want to put them in states where they can cause no electoral harm. I say move the EPA to Guam.

Breaking up the federal workers club in the Northern Virginia will do wonders.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (MuTTO)

206
Clay Travis

Donald Trump officially wins the election per AP.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (kdS6q)

207 President Donald J. Trump.

That happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (/tuJf)

208 Effin call it. Establishment is dead. That's the message.

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (tQDj6)

209 Come on people. Let's get this over with, piss on the fire, call the dogs, order up the rations, and get the troops out of the sun. Call it so we can go out on the deck and smoke this, Bardomo Reserve, or whatever the eff it is.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (zLDYs)

210 264 plus WI equals presidency

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (Qvgg/)

211 Katy Turd on MSNBC: Trump crowd watching Fox News, chanting "call it, call it." Hahahaha.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (OwNJe)

212 Game over man.

I'd just like to say:

DIAF GOP

Posted by: NotMe at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (EuQH7)

213 I'm guessing CNN and MSNBC will never call it for Trump. It I'm just waiting for FBN to call it; they are crowing there. Am happy for Lou Dobbs.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (gcme+)

214 Fox projects Wisconsin for Trump.

I believe that does it.

Posted by: Blake at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (WEBkv)

215 Ding, dong, the bitch is dead

Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (s3IQQ)

216 NYT CALLS PA FOR TRUMP.

END GAME.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (qgUJH)

217 +1 R Sen if Manchin indeed converts

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (fFfWq)

218 It's all about you, Megyn

Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (/542q)

219 Donald J Trump...45th President of the United States!
Imagine this message from a year ago and I would be
considered a solid crackpot without portfolio!!!

Posted by: Today is it! at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (ACW3M)

220 None of the networks have called it for Trump yet.
It's almost 2am in NY. Chanting at Trump HQ "Call it! Call it!"

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (6IPEM)

221 Never thought I'd see the day when my former home state (PA) would go Red again. 1988 was the last time I think. Crazy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (syGA0)

222 Fox you are kidding me call this shit

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (jxw6R)

223 Don't know about you guys, but I'm really gonna miss Miley Cyrus.

Posted by: OCBill at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (oDxFZ)

224 This is a yuuuge relief on the judge appointments, which was my main worry. Now, he's best not fuck up on that. Everyone keep an eye on him.

It would be difficult to overestimate the importance of SCOTUS appointments. I really really hope he follows through, listens to conservative advisers, and appoints reliable constructionists.

I don't yet trust that he will, but I hope he does.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (KRwzj)

225 No speech from Hillary tonight, don't kidd yourself.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM

Yup. Elections don't end until the last lawsuit is dismissed. The Dem playbook since 2000.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (S2VsH)

226 And just look at all the crap Soros Co. have
done around the world to create chaos, and Obama still has weeks to do
all sorts of damage.



This is not over...

Posted by: William Eaton at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (MuTTO)




Time enough for that tomorrow. Today is for dancing!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (tHwdc)

227 He got the white whale.....BZ, Donald!!

Posted by: fu52 at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (NZu+i)

228 PBS (!) calling Pennsylvania for Trump.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (5zfq1)

229 Bye Felicia.


Hah....SMFH....I've been hearing that phrase in my head all day.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (qUNWi)

230 Please don't let us down, Mr Trump.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (6FqZa)

231 >>The MSM media will refuse to call it.


They will not concede that THEY LOST.


Given what we've seen in wikileaks emails - they're probably waiting for permission from DNC and Podesta to call it.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (NOIQH)

232 So hard not to gloat on FB right now.

MSNBC is apoplectic. Madcow looks to be close to tears.

Where is my pudding?

Posted by: MMW at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (kfV3n)

233 Almost half the country thought it was ok to sell your office.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (NWuoO)

234 If Trump is elected he should have Ahbama investigated.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (X8p7j)

235 It's not about yay trump it's about. That past is dead.

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (tQDj6)

236 LOL!

Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWCwc1_sYMY

Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (Eabwd)

237 Switching to FBN was the best choice I made all day.

After all that alcohol. So. Close second.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (qgUJH)

238 D'sousa shakin hands at Trump HQ

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (+uqOo)

239
The Daily Caller 2 minutes ago

BREAKING: Donald Trump Has Passed 270 Electoral Votes With A Win In Pennsylvania..

http://trib.al/SXKPCRu

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (kdS6q)

240 Fucking call it, Fox! You losers. I can't wait to not watch your shitshow for another four years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (pUDQf)

241

besides the accuracy of IBD, ... there was this one I had found over at breitbart yesterday:


Hyper-Accurate Election Model Still Predicts a Donald Trump Victory

Professor Helmut Norpoth is insisting his prediction of a Donald Trump electoral victory will be vindicated by the polls Tuesday night.

From the New York Post:

Moody's Analytics, which has picked the next president every year since 1980, says Clinton will make history as the first female chief executive, trouncing Trump with 332 electoral votes.

That runs in sharp contrast to a model created by Helmut Norpoth, a political science professor at Stony Brook University, that's predicting Trump will be running the country.

Norpoth is sticking by the results of his model - which has correctly predicted the winner of every presidential election since 1912, with the exception of 2000 - despite most polls showing Clinton ahead by at least 3 percentage points.

"If [Clinton] was leading by 10 or 20 points, I would say this is not going to be my year, but I don't see it," he told The Post. "It's so close. It's certainly do-able [for him], even when you look at the polls."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (qCMvj)

242 Fox hasnt called it for Texas yet. Just not sure man...

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (G8TO0)

243 What a relief.

I think it's finally safe to go to bed now.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (XoldI)

244 Where is the call here wtf

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (jxw6R)

245 No speech from Hillary tonight, don't kidd yourself.

Does slurred speech count? Because I will accept slurred speech.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (/wWB4)

246 Y'know, I can't recall anyone, celebrity or otherwise, promising to move to Canada if obamam won in 2008 or 2012. Fuck those people in particular.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (7qAYi)

247 "don't recall it taking this damn long to count votes in 2012"

They just can't bring themselves to do it. It would be admitting that we're not just into them anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (JSovD)

248 Game 7 on blow and roids......

What an amazing Fuckin night!!!

Rush did a piece about the 1980 election a few weeks back, can't recall if AoS linked it/posted about it.......
Anyway, he said it was possible this election would go the same way....(of course Jimmy C conceded by like 10pm that night)....

His main points was the MSM/Polls were wrong....and THE AMERICAN PEOPLE would let their Will be known....

Whoa....what a fuckin night.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (NID8V)

249 NYT called PA but not WI?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (71OEY)

250 Huffpo says Trump wins PA.

So, he's at 264 "officially"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (hrNgk)

251
Clinton coming over to the Javitz center, hopefully to concede.

I need to get to bed, but I gotta see one of the speeches.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (ODxAs)

252 Wrong. A pardon is an executive order and a new executive order can over rule that. Trump can overrule Obama.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (pUDQf)


Pssst. A pardon is a Constitutional privilege of the President. Can't be overruled by a subsequent President. It is not an executive order.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (1JnAL)

253 Stirewalt wears Depends; often leaks



Posted by: the National Enquirer at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (/542q)

254 Professor Helmut Norpoth is insisting his prediction of a Donald Trump electoral victory will be vindicated by the polls Tuesday night.
***************

He bet on a Trump win and is currently dipping his balls in pudding.

His model is amazingly simple and yet dead on accurate.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (G8TO0)

255 Never thought I'd see the day when my former home state (PA) would go Red again.

That makes two of us. Damn, I should have thought to wear my Phillies T-shirt when I went to vote this morning (well, yesterday morning, now).

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (3C9q2)

256 Rudy as AG I second that motion

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (QCc6B)

257 He gave you a fucking list of judges straight from the Federalist wish list for the Supreme Court

But yeah, he's gonna appoint his sister, shit-poster

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (hA1V+)

258 Hah....SMFH....I've been hearing that phrase in my head all day.
Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (qUNWi)

---

I watched 'Friday'...lol

Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (Eabwd)

259 Pedestal is about to talk at Hillary HQ.

It's coming! Lawyer up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (pUDQf)

260 Oh, poor Maddow, da Nile is not just a river in Egypt!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (NOIQH)

261
Monica Alba 3 minutes ago

Wow. Pooler @danmericaCNN reports that Clinton campaign chair John Podesta just left HRC hotel to come to Javits solo.

She is not coming.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (kdS6q)

262 Podesta

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (pUDQf)

263 Don't know about you guys, but I'm really gonna miss Miley Cyrus.

That's ok, I got her with the door...

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (/wWB4)

264 RCP at 274

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (2RVmA)

265 So is PA it? He wins it? Can I please get to bed?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (7qAYi)

266 God bless all you Morons (you give me infinite pleasure) and God bless the United States of America.

DRAIN THE SWAMP, TRUMP!

Posted by: Sane in Madtown, Wis. at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (z8L2w)

267 Fuck all the establishment. Purge.

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (tQDj6)

268 THIS IS HAPPENNNNNINNNGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (QCc6B)

269 They are about to announce they are contesting all states.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (pUDQf)

270 240
Fucking call it, Fox! You losers. I can't wait to not watch your shitshow for another four years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (pUDQf)

FOX.BUSINESS.NETWORK.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (Enq6K)

271 Cavuto pretty much just said that even tho its obvious they can't call it because of "higher ups"

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (+uqOo)

272 Monica Crowley worked for Nixon. Hit it ten ways from Sunday.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (89T5c)

273 MSNBC: Newt at SecState. Rudy as Attorney General. And they are scared.

Nope. The Stache is going to be SecState. I have to believe Newt will be Chief of Staff and Rudy will go to DHS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (a15nL)

274 Fox hasn't called Florida yet.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (BS8yt)

275 Trump carries Wisconsin and Pennsylvania?
OK I can post this now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (ry4ab)

276 I'm enjoying this ridiculous network hold-out, guys.


And ..... I'm going to go pop the bubbly.


Can hardly believe it. Even though as late as yesterday I chided ace in his Eeyore post, as I didn't see/sense a sure loss coming on. Actually thought if Trump won it would be bigger - but a GOP candidate winning MI WI PA is, obviously, gigantic in itself.


Be right back with the beverage .....

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (QDnY+)

277

Iowa Hawk

Out: breaking glass ceilings

In: breaking glass ashtrays

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (1TXSC)

278 Kennedy Trump HQ chanting "CALL IT CALL IT!!"

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (+uqOo)

279 Hang on folks. This isn't concession. They are announcing lawsuits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (pUDQf)

280 AP and Real Clear Politics just called PA for Trump!!

274...that's it!

Posted by: big sarge at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (jQ2oO)

281 Higher up establishment fucktards

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (jxw6R)

282 The Machievella in me hopes she-hag contests it. It will send the populists rage to eleventy.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (JmjOe)

283 CHAMPAIGNE ACTIVATED

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (QCc6B)

284 >>She is not coming.


She won;t address her gathered supporters?????


What, too drunk? Another mini-stroke? Sorest of possible sore losers????

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (NOIQH)

285 273 MSNBC: Newt at SecState. Rudy as Attorney General. And they are scared.

Nope. The Stache is going to be SecState. I have to believe Newt will be Chief of Staff and Rudy will go to DHS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (a15nL)

Dismantle DHS.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (7qAYi)

286 How many flaming skulls>>>>?

Posted by: Dingbat at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (FMWBY)

287 Alaska called. Now at 277 EV's, according to RCP.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (Pz4pT)

288 Wait, is there livestream of Hillary HQ?

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (XoldI)

289 Flaming skull, Ace!

Posted by: big sarge at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (jQ2oO)

290 MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!

Are they selling beer at The Trump HQ Victory party?

Or have all those poor fuckers been standin waiting without any libations.......

If so, that's just wrong.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (NID8V)

291 It's going be like a scene out of AHS, no one will leave alive.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (2RVmA)

292 Ben Domenech on CBS clean shaven...

but that's OK, he has a wife for a beard.

Talking how Donald Trump has to be conciliatory.

What, like, Obama?

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (ZsN9X)

293 switching to Fox Bidness-- regular Fox is a mess



Posted by: the National Enquirer at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (/542q)

294 You morons with cash, buy some stocks tomorrow when its low.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (gcme+)

============
Don't be a sucker - that shit's gonna blow soon.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (tHwdc)

295 I regrettably recall in recent months suggesting on several occasions that the President Elect was in the bag for Her Majesty...

I denounce myself, bitterly.

May The Horde forgive me!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (kP16F)

296 PUUUUUUUUDING!!! come the f on!!!

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (oOSqR)

297 YES AND ITS FANTASTIC DAVIDT

Posted by: Cathy at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (Va9Q4)

298
She is not coming.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (kdS6q)

She's not even breathing hard.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (7qAYi)

299

Hume is sputtering

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (1TXSC)

300 I hope Newt does not get a seat. He was so flaky, and back-stabby.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (+uqOo)

301 Who cares what they announce?Hahaha,I thought it was Trump who was evil for suggesting he might not accept the results of the election.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (r/0kC)

302 Obama: "Because of the damage FBI Director Comey has done to this electoral process, we cannot as a nation certify these results. Instead, I will stay on as President for one more term, while we can sort this out and make sure the next election is squeaky-clean."

Okay, that hasn't happened.

Yet.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (S2VsH)

303 Fox admits others have called it

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (jxw6R)

304 I am proud to have voted for the Supreme Court, Mike Pence, and Donald Trump. Pretty much in that order.

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (Qvgg/)

305 MSNBC calling a 3 point pop vote win for HRC....it's all they've got.

Posted by: MMW at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (kfV3n)

306 SILENT MAJORITY. EAT IT DC

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (Z53PH)

307 Trump should come out and say I'M CALL IT

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (BS8yt)

308 Cavuto saying Podesta will be the one addressing the Hillary crowd

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (hA1V+)

309 Posted by: big sarge at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (jQ2oO)

---

I am.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (Eabwd)

310 Sitting upstairs with the wife and high school age kids watching the results, commenting, and laughing like maniacs. Good times.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (CLfqv)

311 Either Hillary is too trashed to talk or stroked out or Podesta is announcing recounts ala Bush v Gore

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (pUDQf)

312 Iowa Hawk can suck a big veiny one. Thanks for the support you didn't give when we needed it, schmuck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (6FqZa)

313 Daily Mail calls it. Welcome to Trumpland!

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (dAXyx)

314 >>She is not coming.


>She's not even breathing hard.


It's the meds.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (EayXl)

315 Wow, Trump won white, non-college by greater margins than Reagan!

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (e2Rx3)

316 Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (NID8V)
I hope they have an open bar.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (Q5Ymk)

317

What if thy concede before Fox calls it? HAHAHA!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (PjWy4)

318 Podesta: "I ask anyone with children to please bring them to the stage..."

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (hA1V+)

319

Hillary is too drunk to come

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (1TXSC)

320 Podesta heading to address the crowd apparenty.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (gcme+)

321 ThunderB!!!

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (Eabwd)

322 Will Trump ask Rush or Hannity to be his Press Secretary?

Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (mt8X9)

323 Newt to Chief of Staff, He gets to be Admin of NASA as a hobby
Rudy to AG
Kris Kresote as Special Prosecutor for Corruption
The Stache to State

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (TkOBg)

324 #180 Pics or it didn't happen.


Posted by: D-fens at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (yB1PK)

=================
I'm 61. You got eyebleach?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (tHwdc)

325 I think Hillary is probably comatose

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (jxw6R)

326

Podesta versus Hillary.
Wow.

She's napping, Trump will say.

She probably had another brain melt. I bet she can't speak or walk at this point

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (qCMvj)

327 308 Cavuto saying Podesta will be the one addressing the Hillary crowd


Followed by a Satanic Mass.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (syGA0)

328 A gracious concession. The Beast could learn from you, Grasshopper.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:42

Thank you, but check your hand.... you have no rock.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (kKHcp)

329 Disband the DHS.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (X8p7j)

330 Just throwing this out.

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShtShow/status/796231815392464896/photo/
1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (d76uN)

331 Some idiot on NBC is now saying the media HELPED Trump, because they ran so many negative stories on him, but it was still "free publicity".

These assholes cannot go to Hell fast enough.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (hrNgk)

332 Is that a drunk Isaiah Thomas at the Clinton HQ?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (EayXl)

333 Unbelievable. We get Podesta so he can announce that they're contesting the results probably

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (6IPEM)

334 322 Will Trump ask Rush or Hannity to be his Press Secretary?
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (mt8X9)

Milo FTW

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (7qAYi)

335 Anybody got a link for livestream?

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (XoldI)

336 318 Podesta: "I ask anyone with children to please bring them to the stage..."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (hA1V+)

---

Fucker must need sacrifices.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (Eabwd)

337
British friends called us

Freaking out

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (1TXSC)

338 Clinton coming over to the Javitz center, hopefully to concede.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (ODxAs)

Or to announce some legal challenge

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (Ya7zs)

339 Talking how Donald Trump has to be conciliatory.

What, like, Obama?
Posted by: Oschisms

"We won" *sneer*

vs

"You should be in JAIL!" *seriousface*

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (+uqOo)

340 >>> Cavuto saying Podesta will be the one addressing the Hillary crowd
......

Hillary is drunk. Or dead. Or brain hemorrhage. Or dead drunk.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (71OEY)

341 Seriously bananas panel on NBC - all flabbergasted voters ignored all of Trump's scandals.

*ahem*

The 2-ton gorilla in the room - Hillary's handling of classified docs/email server/pay-to-play - wondering "What do I have to do to be noticed, you guys?"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (NOIQH)

342

She may have thrown something too hard and pulled her shoulder.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (qCMvj)

343 Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (hA1V+)
Maybe he's not going to concede. Maybe he's announcing a replay of 2000.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (Q5Ymk)

344 Hillary can't even address her own supporters,pathetic.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (r/0kC)

345 Please let her speak tonight! It'll be like listening to Dudley Moore in Arthur. Except he was funny. And if I really had to, I could have sex with Dudley Moore

Posted by: Ted K at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (gzjZZ)

346 This is a crushing defeat for the international socialists, and compounded with the Brexit, will set back their dreams of a New World Order by decades.

Yes, toss in a quiet redition of Soros to Malaysia, and it will be a good year.

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (2RVmA)

347 if trump spends the next 4 years doing nothing but golfing and trolling, i will be insanely happy with that. troll the fffff away mr president!!! please

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (Z53PH)

348 Almost 11 pm in Cali; can't wait to crow at work tomorrow. Sad libtards...

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (gcme+)

349 319




Hillary is too drunk to come

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 02:49 AM (1TXSC)

===============
Now you know why I needed to rape other women ....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (mt8X9)

350 New POST! 4 Skulls!

Posted by: CaveJohnson87 at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (oOSqR)

351 biggest losers: merrick garland

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (Z53PH)

352

Jeebus, the Hitlery crowd has shrunk to squat...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (PjWy4)

353 Should Laura Ingraham be in the Trump administration or be given MeAgain's 9 pm slot? Hmmm.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (hA1V+)

354 *knocks on door*

Bill C: Come in!

*pulls dick out of bimbo*

Hillary aide: Mr. President, Podesta is headed over to concede.

Bill C: Do I need to say anything?

Aide: No, sir.

Bill C: Then what are you bothering me for?

*sticks dick back into bimbo*

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (z4s4Q)

355
I regrettably recall in recent months suggesting on several occasions that the President Elect was in the bag for Her Majesty. I denounce myself, bitterly. May The Horde forgive me!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki




Of course.

But first....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (kdS6q)

356 It won't be officially called until hillz is aboard that lear jet to Qatar.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (d76uN)

357 Podesta on his way to talk to the dems...


Wish we had a fly on the wall in Hillary's room.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (qf6WZ)

358 Again. Not about Trump. Fuck the establishment. I love America and separation of powers

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (tQDj6)

359 I wish someone had asked her if she would accept the results.

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (Qvgg/)

360 I watched Dan Rather on election night blather on until 2 in the morning (central standard time) about how the 2nd of Bush's elections wasn't "confirmed yet". They won't let it go until they have to.

Make them pay. Send an unrelenting stream of email/comments to their (make believe) news streams. And those of you who are sports fans, STOP watching ANY of their "regular" programming other than the games. Its not that hard--I haven't watched a "regular" programming show of ABC, CBS, NBC for the last several years.

Posted by: Crusader at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (OXPMi)

361 Clinton you piece of shit and your condescending question about accepting the result fuck you

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (jxw6R)

362 How does wv keep sending us manchin jeeze

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (J1Jae)

363 Don't know about you guys, but I'm really gonna miss Miley Cyrus.

Posted by: OCBill at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (oDxFZ)


But you still have me! Heh.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (tHwdc)

364 FBN saying Podesta will give Hillary's speech tonight.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (OwNJe)

365


Huma now necrophiliac?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (PjWy4)

366 I hate Nicole Wallace.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (N0zEO)

367 So... a month later... NOW they're reporting on Hillary dodging the press and refusing to answer the "will you accept the results" question?

Pathetic

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (71OEY)

368 Milo FTW

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (7qAYi)
----------------
Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (mt8X9)

369 Maybe Trump should say I won and treat the dems like Obama treated the republicans during the Obama care talks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (Q5Ymk)

370 361 Clinton you piece of shit and your condescending question about accepting the result fuck you
Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM

No kidding. It's outrageous.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (dAXyx)

371 Maybe she was being artifically animated the whole time and now with the loss, they figured WTF might as well just pull the plug

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (hA1V+)

372 320 Podesta heading to address the crowd apparenty.

Posted by: IC

He should send it in an email. We'd all get it sooner.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (iWW0H)

373 You guys know what the good thing about living in California is tonight? It's only 10:55. I feel for you guys hanging in there.

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (o/EW5)

374 Looks like the Hillary HQ is about to concede.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (Eabwd)

375 Podesta to do SpiritCooking?

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (N0zEO)

376 President Donald J. Trump.

That happened.

I still have trouble wrapping my head around it. You know that "concerned conservative" meme around here? That's me now, but for real.

I very much dislike the man and have little respect for him as a person, but damn- he pulled it off. I still don't know what that says about him, me or the voting populace, but I have to concede that he knew what I did not.

The good news is that Clinton lost. I'm not sure that it's good news that Trump won, but I do know what it's like to be underestimated and hope that I've done so with respect to him.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (KRwzj)

377 That's ok, I got her with the door...
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (/wWB4)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S JUST THE PUNCHLINE, RIGHT?

rIGHT?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (kKHcp)

378 Hillary will be sending her concussion speech by e-mail.

Posted by: perv at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (Queum)

379 The campaign Chair for the Hillary HQ will speak shortly

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (Eabwd)

380 Podesta: "I ask anyone with children to please bring them to the stage..."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost

Pedosta? ...figures

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (+uqOo)

381 Milo for press sec. His homominium will protect him.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (SeD0w)

382 Miley Cyrus is staying. She's just going to dig out the wig and go full time Hannah Montana

Posted by: Ted K at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (gzjZZ)

383 anyone got a link to FBN live streaming?

can't find them on dish (vodka) and want to watch the FAB fail live, if she has the stones to come out at all...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (sm9eL)

384 Podesta to speak at Clinton HQ shortly

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (Fmupd)

385
EV
Trump: 264
Hillary: 215

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (yfObW)

386
09/11/16 01:44
This is what happens when Madonna threatens to blow people

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (y3aQB)

387


Milo would be akiller Press Sec.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (PjWy4)

388
Trump got the job done at half the cost

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (PtOP4)

389
watching nbc too, these people are so lost in their bubble it is completely amazing. Can't even imagine that people don't like hillary, it must be something else.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (ODxAs)

390 I'd lock and load at Podesta's evil ass.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (Eabwd)

391 Oh to be a fly on the wall of Hillary's room tonight.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (JSovD)

392 380 Podesta: "I ask anyone with children to please bring them to the stage..."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost

Pedosta? ...figures

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable

Ok John, I'll be finished with this one in a minute or so.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (iWW0H)

393 FOUR FLAMING SKULLS NOOD!!!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (+uqOo)

394 Land of Hope and Change!

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (NUqwG)

395 322 Will Trump ask Rush or Hannity to be his Press Secretary?

Rush ain't taking the pay cut

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (dRt1Q)

396 FBN saying Podesta will give Hillary's speech tonight.

That's really fucking low. Even for her.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (KRwzj)

397 Effin call it. Establishment is dead. That's the message.

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (tQDj6)

The Establishment isn't dead. It's wounded. They'll still fight Trump and us.

They must be destroyed.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (Jcg9Q)

398 I spent a brief time at APG after 9/11, courtesy of AIT.

People there are fucked up from the floor up.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (Eabwd)

399 Welp, one thing for sure: poll-trolls will be vapor. For a while.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (SeD0w)

400 Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (Eabwd) lot of dents in the walls from Lamps & Ashtrays

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (y3aQB)

401 That's really fucking low. Even for her.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (KRwzj)

Don't be hard on her, she's busy looking at redeye flights to nonextradition countries.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (G8TO0)

402 Saying Clinton might be getting ready to contest

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (J1Jae)

403 MSNBC is allowing Trump 245 EVs now.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (tHwdc)

404 Podesta is going to list all of the state's the DNC is going to challenge.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (Fmupd)

405 Trump got the job done at half the cost

He did. I thought it was him being cheap in acknowledgement he knew that he was going to lose, but I was wrong.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (KRwzj)

406 376
Oh for fucks sake give it a rest. You posted the same thing on the last thread.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (JSovD)

407 Podesta up now!

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (OwNJe)

408 402 Saying Clinton might be getting ready to contest

--

She can contest all she fucking wants.

And I want to draw her incoming.


Please.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (Eabwd)

409 Now who's contesting the election?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (G8TO0)

410 Wow - no concession tonight!!!!!! WTF??????

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (QDnY+)

411 fuck you asshole

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (OwNJe)

412 Podesta looks like a freaking POW camp inmate

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (J1Jae)

413 Who's manning the shredders at the Justice Department?

Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (w5cak)

414 Go fuck yourself Podesta.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (Jcg9Q)

415
Nope, no hillary concession tonight. Those people are insufferable. Will never give up power until their dead and then they still vote.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (ODxAs)

416 Hollowpoint,

*nods*

You're ok.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (Eabwd)

417 What the hell does this mean? Bush v gore?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (Q5Ymk)

418 Out: Get out the vote

In: Rally after rally after rally after rally....

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (JSovD)

419 Podesta is a slimy little shit

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (OwNJe)

420 She won't concede. She is not going to do it. They aren't saying anything more tonight.


Fraud alert.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (dFi94)

421 And Good Lord, if Trump won despite the MASSIVE Democratic vote fraud, just imagine how large his REAL margin of victory was!

We still have SOMETHING HERE in this Country. Let's not forget it. Let's make great things happen. Let's Make America Great Again!

Posted by: Crusader at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (OXPMi)

422 wow, just wow, so the media won't call the election, and gives them the opportunity to contest.

Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (CktXf)

423 I just took a look at MSNBC (which I never do), and they were talking about how "confusing" it all was.

Confusing, huh. Very confusing that people might not vote the way they wanted them to.

Posted by: Alana at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (ASfgM)

424 Podesta is a demon child molester.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (Eabwd)

425
Rush will have some interesting stuff to say.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (yfObW)

426
Waiting for someone to ask her to accept the election results.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (ODxAs)

427 Maybe she's unconscious and they can't wake her up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (Q5Ymk)

428 I love the fucking tears!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (OwNJe)

429 And no announcement tonight. Time to find votes I guess.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (Ojki1)

430 I think what all this really means at the end of the day is Madrona gives really horrible hummers.

Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (v8Lx/)

431 Seriously, how many shredding machines are going full-speed, at this second.

Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (w5cak)

432 And he's not in prision... why?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (71OEY)

433 I smell a rat.

Posted by: perv at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (Queum)

434 263

I know that joke.

Posted by: OCBill at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (oDxFZ)

435 Podesta saying 'we're still counting (stealing) votes'. So there it is sports fans. I'm gonna be smoking this cigar and drinking a Yuengling. For a while.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (zLDYs)

436 This poll guy on Fox is an idiot. Why is he there?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (dFi94)

437 So. We're waiting on Democrats to, quote, "dump" absentee ballots?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:03 AM (71OEY)

438 Can someone smarter than me explain this to me? Do they not want their supporters crying on TV anymore.
Someone should've made her answer the question about accepting the results.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (Q5Ymk)

439 People on FBN calllling the Clinton campaign dispicable.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (Fmupd)

440 Podesta looks like an evil fucker.

Any woman that would spread her legs for such a Skeletor-looking motherfucker like Podesta deserves to burn in Hell.

Posted by: SGT C at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (Eabwd)

441 Who else thinks Hillary is cussing like a sailor right now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (Q5Ymk)

442 Yo clintonistas,

Y'all wanna play?

*Grins*

Posted by: Lisa J. Hansberry at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (Eabwd)

443 >>>Who else thinks Hillary is cussing like a sailor right now.
.....

The stoles it from me! The STOLES IT! MY PRECIOUS!

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (71OEY)

444 Those precincts can report those votes within just a couple hours unless there's something wacky going on.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (dFi94)

445 441 Who else thinks Hillary is cussing like a sailor right now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (Q5Ymk)

---

I cuss like a sailor or soldier on a daily basis.

Posted by: Lisa J. Hansberry at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (Eabwd)

446
WI or AZ needs to be called. or MI. Then Trump will claim victory. AZ will do it, but I want them to call WI, thank you, Scott Walker.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (ODxAs)

447 Clinton will not speak tonight, per CNN.

lol

Posted by: Lisa J. Hansberry at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (Eabwd)

448 What is she going to contest and why isn't she up there saying it herself? What a coward. This reminds me of a 2 year old stomping his feet because he didn't get his way. Frankly I think she's scared. Lots of promises out there that she can't come through on now. Dangerous world we live in. Also, I think her self esteem is so wound up in being president she can't wrap her mind around the fact that she got skunked.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (JSovD)

449 John King of CNN has, 2 or 3 times now, with increasing emphasis, danced a dance while very clearly - to those paying attention - pointing out, county by county, % by %, why PA and WI, and probably MI, are OUT OF REACH for Her Heinous.


Whoever calls the shots at CNN about these "calls" simply won't let it happen.


This is PERFECT.


A PERFECT reminder and example of what and who we are dealing with in the Dems, the "libs", et al.


And I love those references here to "accepting the results of the election".


I want Trump to come out, give a victory speech, and use that "accepting results" line on his opponent.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (QDnY+)

450 Heh.

Posted by: SMFH while gigglingHeh at November 09, 2016 03:10 AM (Eabwd)

451 These people are beyond despicable.

I just don't care anymore. If my Bronx friend contacts me tomorrow, I'm gonna rip her a new asshole for getting in bed with these scum.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (Jcg9Q)

452 As further rage induction fuel for me, counting Mcmullin's votes Trump would be tied with the Beast right now in MN with 11% of precincts still out.

Posted by: Lemm at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (K1JW0)

453 Between now and tomorrow... "Oh! Look! We found all these absentee ballots in NC, PA, MI, OH...

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (71OEY)

454 Is it wrong that I hope that the bitch has a stroke?

Posted by: SMFH while giggling... at November 09, 2016 03:11 AM (Eabwd)

455 448 What is she going to contest and why isn't she up there saying it herself? What a coward. This reminds me of a 2 year old stomping his feet because he didn't get his way. Frankly I think she's scared. Lots of promises out there that she can't come through on now. Dangerous world we live in. Also, I think her self esteem is so wound up in being president she can't wrap her mind around the fact that she got skunked.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 03:09 AM (JSovD)

--------------

Heh. The Beast and Huma might be packing their bags and bugging out of the country.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 03:13 AM (Fmupd)

456 Here's something that's going to chap my hide. Wallace and MeAgain on Fox have been seriously pushing Trump on if the election didn't go his way, would he concede. He said we will have to look at it.
Now Podesta puts out a press release saying that Her Heinous won't concede because there are races that are too close to call. And she was crying to the high heavens that Trump not willing to concede was a threat to our democracy.
I know that no one on the left or the MSM (birm) will bring that up, but what a bunch of bullshit!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (9iR5/)

457 If this ridiculous, utterly characteristic, and despicable stunt goes the right way, it might end up putting a spotlight on the (now) hugely important issue of Dem voting fraud.


I hope the Dems, through this sort of thing, actually provoke Trump's people into going nuclear on the topic.


A collateral benefit of this will be a kibosh on this stupid "bring the country together" crap.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (QDnY+)

458 LOVE that the man whose leaked emails might be responsible for cratering Hillary's election was the one that had to tell all the Hillbots in the Javits Center. Bwahahahaha

I don't drink liberal tears, but when I do, I prefer it like THIS.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (LiMbk)

459
Actually it is perfect that she isn't coming out. It puts the icing on the cake of the type of person she is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 03:16 AM (ODxAs)

460 The popular vote tallly is currently at just over 110 million.

I guess Drudges 140 million estimate was a bit off? Or are those the 30 million votes that Hillary's waiting for?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:17 AM (71OEY)

461 Trump saying he would not concede and speculating it is rigged was, in hindsight, brilliant chess playing. The dems and MSM shrieked about that, now if they say the same thing they are hypocrites.

This win is going to be FASCINATING to parse out in the coming years.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (LiMbk)

462 This is so goddamned weird. Trump will be addressing. His supporters.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (P8951)

463 Trump should get as many lawyers and observers as he can to PA and MI or this thing is going to get stolen

Posted by: Ted K at November 09, 2016 03:20 AM (gzjZZ)

464 Did the Clinton HQ book the Javits Center for tomorrow? Or does she have to concede under a different glass ceiling tomorrow?

She should have at least come out and thanked the people there. Sorry supporters your Queen abandoned you.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 03:21 AM (LiMbk)

465 The dems and MSM shrieked about that, now if they say the same thing they are hypocrites.
Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (LiMbk)


Exactly. They've been shrieking about this since the last debate, saying that the Donald is corrupting the process. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, they are all calling for recounts of the votes because they are sure that voter fraud is going on.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 09, 2016 03:22 AM (9iR5/)

466 Did the Clinton HQ book the Javits Center for tomorrow? Or does she have to concede under a different glass ceiling tomorrow?

FBN was saying that they needed to clear out because some trade show or something has rented the place out for tomorrow, so they had to get out.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (Jcg9Q)

467 >>> FBN was saying that they needed to clear out because
some trade show or something has rented the place out for tomorrow, so
they had to get out. Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (Jcg9Q)

OMG it's too perfect. Sometimes the universe loves me and wants me to have nice things.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (LiMbk)

468 El cigar made me high as a kite. I'm done with this for a while, going to brush my teeth a few times and wait for fresh hell later.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (zLDYs)

469 441 CaliGirl

Even money she's making last minute decisions on the contents her Bug-out Bag.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 03:28 AM (ry4ab)

470 466 Did the Clinton HQ book the Javits Center for tomorrow? Or does she have to concede under a different glass ceiling tomorrow?

FBN was saying that they needed to clear out because some trade show or something has rented the place out for tomorrow, so they had to get out.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 03:23 AM (Jcg9Q)

Haha.

Earlier tonight I noted that Hillary clearly went all out on spending for the Javits Center and all the trappings while Trumps stage looked comparatively modest.

Considering how Democrats in general ignore spending and budgets and Hillary in particular had to beg Obama to cover her campaign overspending in 2008 (and stole furniture leaving the White House and claimed to be destitute), its hysterical to think about them getting kicked out for overstaying their booking and not having the cash to stay.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:29 AM (71OEY)

471 Dang this Spanish cava (bubbly) is good, a rose.


Gawd - haven't watched almost any TV "news" for many years. These people are pathetic. Kelly is about as unimpressive as I remember. Poor Juan (nice guy, have talked to him several times in airports) is as idiotic as everyone always reminds us. Brett Baier fell tremendously in my estimation.


Wow, the Fox "polling" guy is an idiot. He should watch John King walk through the numbers. There is a reason so many outfits have called PA - and WI. The votes just aren't there.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (QDnY+)

472 I stepped outside on my deck tonight to look at the stars. At first, I couldn't figure out that sound I was hearing here in CO. Then it dawned on me, I was hearing the sound of liberal and progressive heads exploding. It sounded like popcorn. Especially up to my northwest, towards Boulder.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 09, 2016 03:33 AM (9iR5/)

473 The asshole Dems are going to try to steal it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 03:35 AM (P8951)

474 Finally!!

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (Jcg9Q)

475 FBN calls it for Trump! suck it Dems!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (P8951)

476 It's over... PA is called for Trump.

#MAGA

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 03:37 AM (ry4ab)

477 And Rove is still up there acting like a regular guy. Instead of the rino s.o.b. he really is. And the faux news talkers say they are stunned Trump won. For the love of pete, somebody shoot up up here amongst us. One of us got to get some relief. Took a alkaseltzer, I did.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (zLDYs)

478 Ladies and gentlemen of the horde,

Congratulations. I don't like Trump. I didnt support him. I insisted he'd lose, even up to earlier tonight. I was wrong.

I'm glad he won, in a way, because it means Hillary loses. That's a big win for all of us.

As promised, I will come to the next local meet up for my flogging and bring booze.

Now let's hope that our own gain is not just ridding ourselves of that felon bitch.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (71OEY)

479 Trump wins! I just wanted Hellary to lose. I want to hear her wailing and crying. And I will not forgive or forget.

Posted by: Frfly1 at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (HBU7W)

480 Trump looks like he's gonna cry.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (Jcg9Q)

481 Hmm, is Trump's wife going to be the first 'foreign-born' First Lady.

I believe so...

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (ry4ab)

482 479 @Frfly1

Hillary would rather drink drain cleaner than publicly concede the election.

Podesta was sent to dismiss the peasants... at least Trump got a phone call.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 03:49 AM (ry4ab)

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