aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Still Waiting for the Last Blow
Update: I'm not calling this yet, but Decision Desk HQ is calling it
Decision Desk now calls Pennsylvania for Trump It's not that I doubt them, I just want it to be more official. I'm going to stay up as long as I can until we get the final resolution, unless something happens to make it appear that the election won't be called tonight. Someone just told me to be magnanimous (if there is any call for magnamity it all, which I'm not assuming there is, because I do believe in hubris and jinxes). I said I would not be magnanimous, but I might be #MAGAnimous. To that end, as we wait for the results, let's check in with the two campaign headquarters: Trump HQ:La joie des partisans de Trump à NYC https://t.co/HGLiiffg81 #AFP #ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/NcgyqpGOFa
— Agence France-Presse (@afpfr) November 9, 2016
Live from Clinton HQ pic.twitter.com/unqlDsyfav
— CNN Is SuperHitler (@NolteNC) November 9, 2016
Live from Clinton HQ.... pic.twitter.com/2n1PxiAENb
— CNN Is SuperHitler (@NolteNC) November 9, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (XFS85)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (XFS85)
Posted by: Madona at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Travis Bickle at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (nl1IL)
Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (aWQkK)
Where's the flaming skull/pudding btw?
Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (rGHQe)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (iWW0H)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (ciTDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (mbhDw)
I vote in PA and we came out to vote for Trump, but held our noses and voted for Toomey over a worse choice.
Posted by: kraki at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (TNa9O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (Uy2pz)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (ce4zT)
Ok, I, Mr. Pessimistic am calling it.
President Elect Donald J. Trump!
She got Schlonged. and I have the best SchadenBoner Ever!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (pndC3)
Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (ZLQuU)
Why are Democrats such boogereaters?
Posted by: fisht at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (/zPjc)
Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (o9Let)
For Gaia, it's apparently time to really diminish the human footprint.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (23lwL)
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (rGHQe)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (EayXl)
Those photos from Frau Gruppencankles' HQ have me in tears.
Of Joy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8f4LNoQ8nc
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (8mYUr)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (0F67M)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (XfJV2)
Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (22ML0)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (/x6xU)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Rgallegos at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (59GQk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (dELE3)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (EIB5Y)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (ciTDw)
Little blondie has that shocked indignant look on her face. Probably the same look when they told her there aren't any jobs for Womyn's Studies majors
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (iWW0H)
This by eleventy.
Posted by: Trumps yuge Dick! at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (76Nj2)
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (+nNFL)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (OwNJe)
Flipping around to different channels, some reporter says now it is up to Trump the be gracious and uniting. FU dems and never trumpers , WAR. First thing he does is cleanse the Aegean Stables of DC
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (PHxng)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (0F67M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (v4Dtx)
And, she told him if he ran he would win. Our new FLILF knows her man.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (DW+jj)
I voted for the libertarian guy.
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (XFS85)
Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (Mt8T4)
If Trump wins remember this: it took the left 100 years to do what they did. Even in the golden years of Ronald Reagan, they waited and plotted.
As my dear departed mother warned, "evil never rests."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (Y/E2d)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (TJCSB)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (S2VsH)
............
NY Times projects Trump to win Michigan!!!
Posted by: Today is it! at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (ACW3M)
Why are Democrats such boogereaters?
Posted by: fisht
I knew I was on Camera. it's a lot better than what I normally eat.
Posted by: Robbie Mook at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (iWW0H)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (1TXSC)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (0F67M)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (/x6xU)
Why are Democrats such boogereaters?
Posted by: fisht
I knew I was on Camera. it's a lot better than what I normally eat.
Posted by: Robbie Mook
Welcome to the club.
Posted by: Huma at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (iWW0H)
Take it away, Joe Satriani:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SINl5JY7LhI
Only THIS is a red dream.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (pndC3)
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (/22Vh)
Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (GXNWP)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)
You know who liked short hair?...Heinrich Himmler.
Poor Hillary Youth....cold showers and ruck marches just aren't enough some days.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (ej1L0)
For now, congratulations to all the Trump supporters. Enjoy the victory. While I thought he would win, that was mostly because Hillary is just that bad. I do want to give Trump his due. He appears to have brought people in that haven't been involved.
Its a great night to finally put the nail in the Clinton coffin.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (t4HFi)
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (XFS85)
Posted by: Trumps yuge Dick! at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (76Nj2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (xhKov)
MORE TEARS PLEASE
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: 4thgengamecock at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (EUS2C)
Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (wczgi)
#NeverTrump update:
Erick Erickson has poisoned his German Shepard Blondi, and gone into the other room with his wife and a gun.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (+p/8B)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (OwNJe)
Trump was saying election after election - "if the country keeps going the way it's going I'm going to have to run!"
everyone laughed
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (qCMvj)
Come on Trump, finish the FAB!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (PJMpr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
She's gonna have that same look when she gets bent over and has her little brown cherry popped.
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (PHxng)
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Pecksmash McGainz at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (4QoGY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (6gk0M)
I figured you could have some under yours.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (Uy2pz)
---
Nah, 270 must be the trigger for the greatest gloatfest in the history of history.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (3Liv/)
BIG FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING EVERY DAMN WHERE, SNOWFLAKES
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (F0ZHr)
Seconded!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (ciTDw)
investor in some of the biggest names in tech, including Uber, Airbnb
and Slack, tweeted that if Trump wins he would start funding a campaign
for California to become its own country.
=====
hee hee
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: 4thgengamecock at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (EUS2C)
They've been disappointingly anti-Trump this season.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Fianlist on Groupie Apprentice at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (dELE3)
Posted by: Pennsylvania at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (/kYMn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Susan B. Anthony at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Grump928(c)
I think this is one thing that he does well, being a gracious winner.
He's going to thank everyone for a hard-fought campaign and ask that the country come together, per standard rhetoric.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (N4AcK)
51
Willowed:
Flipping around to different channels, some reporter says now it is
up to Trump the be gracious and uniting. FU dems and never trumpers ,
WAR. First thing he does is cleanse the Aegean Stables of DC
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (PHxng)
SOP for the commie cocksuckers. "Congratulations on winning, now you need to compromise with us."
FUCK YOU. WAR.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (qCMvj)
I think I've figured out why some news outlets are not calling Wisconsin
for Trump yet. Dane County, home of UW-Madison, has only reported 75%
of their votes. So a quarter of their votes have not yet been reported,
and Dane Co. currently stands at 70/25 Clinton.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (dFi94)
(contented sigh)
Stay Turgid, Morons.
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (zWfeq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (0F67M)
Someone tweet this to our next president.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (szSYE)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (PHxng)
---
Send 'em to Venezuela
They need TP.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (P8951)
For now, congratulations to all the Trump supporters. Enjoy the victory. While I thought he would win, that was mostly because Hillary is just that bad. I do want to give Trump his due. He appears to have brought people in that haven't been involved.
Its a great night to finally put the nail in the Clinton coffin.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (t4HFi)
He touched it out against all the hate. He deserves this. We deserve this.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (76Nj2)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (G8TO0)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (1TXSC)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (jKUeC)
Shit Midas strikes again. Turn on him, dammit!
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (9Q5BJ)
He'll talk up and praise his supporters the whole time. It's been his way the whole campaign and it's how he's secured so much loyalty.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (vyqqu)
investor in some of the biggest names in tech, including Uber, Airbnb
and Slack, tweeted that if Trump wins he would start funding a campaign
for California to become its own country.
=====
hee hee
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (zu88C)
The way it is, it would be as productive as Mozambique or Ghana.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (mbhDw)
investor in some of the biggest names in tech, including Uber, Airbnb
and Slack, tweeted that if Trump wins he would start funding a campaign
for California to become its own country.
Good, they can join London
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (dELE3)
Hillary Clinton supporters stunned as Donald Trump leads in final stages
[pic]
twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/796220934160052224
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: SCOAMF at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (l2t1M)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Andy in FL at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (9mfzD)
Posted by: Texas Fluke at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (wnNyI)
Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (fFfWq)
And Box CEO Aaron Levie was equally frustrated with 538 founder Nate Silver's predictions.
Nate Silver, we trusted you.
- Aaron Levie (@levie) November 9, 2016
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (0F67M)
All of them might be collectors items one day.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (Uy2pz)
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (XFS85)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (Y/E2d)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (1TXSC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (76Nj2)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (R+30W)
Alex Jones calls it for T/America lol..
(yeah, yeah, I know lol it was getting pretty funny this week tho)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (n5VsB)
Posted by: Francis Gary Powers at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (dELE3)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (iWW0H)
Vic doesn't just do nuclear meltdowns?
On second thought, maybe this qualifies.
Posted by: Columbo at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Hillary 2016+! at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (qlPzn)
Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (jxw6R)
Not until it's official.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (mbhDw)
Andrea Mitchell live from the Clinton campaign "party" is highly entertaining as well.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (5dOnv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (2RVmA)
too much fraud in filthedelphia
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (N4AcK)
Here's the best comment:
Okay liberals, show us on the doll where the bad election touched you...
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (7qAYi)
Indeed they have. I may have to add that show to my list of "shit I won't pay for anymore".
Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (lcUJ5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (sMt7r)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (aZq03)
They don't care. Free shit and Vag.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (Q5Ymk)
I need a cup to collect tears.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (P8951)
Beer
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)
I'm fine with that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (39g3+)
Not sure who is reading what, where.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (CNHr1)
This is simply Game 7 of the Series on cocaine and steroids.
Unfuckinbelievable!
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (NID8V)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (R+30W)
They count slow, the Moose outside should have told you
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (dELE3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (Uy2pz)
My lighter awaits on the table, nearby.
A vintage Scotch, the grail of collectors awaits, I have only to tear at the seal and pour.
The nectar awaits.
But for Michigan or PA, I smoke and I drink.
Of victory, of freedom, of liberty.
Let Freedom Reign.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (v5iqM)
investor in some of the biggest names in tech, including Uber, Airbnb
and Slack, tweeted that if Trump wins he would start funding a campaign
for California to become its own country.
--
Is that a threat or a promise?
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: filbert, still down under but oddly cheerful at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (p6FM8)
Ya just gotta pray some of those wayward youts will learn them some reality and become happy.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (c1VpD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (OwNJe)
sad!Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (xhKov)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: D-fens at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (yB1PK)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (9Q5BJ)
If it goes I will be close to quoting Michele Obama
"For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of my State"
Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Madonna at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (e8kgV)
[pic]
twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/796220934160052224
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (kdS6q)
heh, the rest of the responses are golden
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: 4thgengamecock at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (EUS2C)<<<
Did they have Trump raped to death or something in a relatively recent episode? I'm only going by what I've read about it here. Yeah, that'll be interesting.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (39g3+)
For all those reasons, I hope they stay. This should have been an easy layup for the Democrats.
Posted by: Columbo at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (ce4zT)
***
Blame the Dem electorate. Had they chosen a somewhat moderate like Webb they likely would have won in a landslide.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (szSYE)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (tHwdc)
Please, sweet baby Jesus. Give us Clinton in handcuffs before dawn.
Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (71OEY)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (+uqOo)
Trump is pegging out the Presidential prediction dial on NYT (!) http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (7vTEZ)
IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (IqV8l)
---
LOL!
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (Eabwd)
1349 1332 crap dow nosediving future dropping like a lead weight
Buying opportunity.
Patience.
no, no, NO!!!
get out. get into fixed income. the last 8 years were a money printing garbage fueled charade. the dow is 25% higher than 08 when we were in a massive bubble, and the economy is far worse with twice the debt. there is no exit strategy!!!
yellen is going to dump this all on trump ASAP. the dow should realistically be around 10k
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (Z53PH)
LOL.
Beschloss also thought that the 84 IQ Indonesian America-hater had a nearly unmeasurably high IQ. He can't do 8th grade math but his IQ is sky high!!
More laughs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (zc3Db)
shit.....
I need to take a walk/smoke/drink/something
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (23lwL)
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (Qvgg/)
They respect that.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (+p/8B)
Posted by: DT Glass Repair at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (qJhUV)
Son of a bitch, that right there is funny...I don't care who you are.
Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (22ML0)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (WTSFk)
---
oooh, that's cold.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (a7FXx)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (t4HFi)
AOSHQ, if Trump does this I'm not sure I can stay quiet while all my lib/progressive bosses' heads explode over the next few days. Actually kind of speechless and stunned.
Posted by: maybe I can reengage at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (IK8AT)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Dr Spank
****
He is on track to take two out of three of those.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: The Electoral Map at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (/kYMn)
investor in some of the biggest names in tech, including Uber, Airbnb
and Slack
***
Doesn't the left want to shut down Uber and AirBnB?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: 4thgengamecock at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (EUS2C)
They've been disappointingly anti-Trump this season.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (7qAYi)
Eh. I liked how they had the debate. Make Hillary only say "My opponent is a liar and you shouldn't believe anything he says" and Garrison was urging people to pick her instead.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (kP16F)
Um, yeah but no. This was war. They've been herding us like cattle. Eff that. I want recriminations.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (1CroS)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (P8951)
What a garbage show down there though. We need voter reform, big-ly.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (G8TO0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (pUDQf)
Hell, do you remember his long, bizarre press conference after the yuuuge 2014 mid-term loss?
Yeah, he said, "I hear those of you who didn't vote" - as in, the silent imaginary Dem-and-Obama loving majority.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Bernette at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (JSys4)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (vYaiw)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (ry4ab)
HARRY ENTEN 12:24 AM
Pennsylvania is close, with Trump barely ahead. Here's the Clinton problem: Lebanon County hasn't reported yet. Romney easily won there four years ago. This is serious trouble for Clinton.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (+p/8B)
Um, yeah but no. This was war. They've been herding us like cattle. Eff that. I want recriminations.
we need an endless loop of obama quotes
"i won"
"if you want to blah blah you should make your case to the voters"
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (Z53PH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (TJCSB)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (ocw+t)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (iWW0H)
Yup...through it all Ace and the COBs and Vic kept the dream alive that the FAB would be defeated.
A special shout out to Harambe and Hope Solo too! Thanks for the pics!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (/kYMn)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (hA1V+)
PA is in play folks.
Bigly.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (L67Wq)
If you support Donald Trump, for the last and final time, unfriend me. You're an idiotic, unamerican, hateful piece of shit and I hope you rot in some dank hell for eternity.
Posted by: retropox at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (WcMkJ)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (yANQt)
160 I don't know whether to shit or go blind! Either way booze will be involved!
Posted by: Hillary 2016+!
If you do it right you get both. Go for it.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (iWW0H)
Andrea Mitchell live from the Clinton campaign "party" is highly entertaining as well.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (5dOnv)
You just know it didn't occur to those people Trump might actually win. For months their biggest concern has been who sucks up to Hillary enough to get the press secretary job.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (Xuv2G)
fivethrityeight
NATE SILVER 12:28 AM
Well, I suppose I forgot about one last Hail Mary for Clinton: Alaska, where pre-election polls showed a surprisingly close race. Our live-forecasting model gives Clinton a 13 percent chance of winning it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (qCMvj)
be sadly disappointed
Posted by: Chicago Vota at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (7c65f)
Posted by: Thomas E. Dewey at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (7qAYi)
PA is in play folks.
Bigly.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (L67Wq)
Wasn't that the county that reported fraud with the voting machines earlier today?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (J70i0)
I really feel like I should be looting something right now. Being so
oppressed for so long and all. Really. I want to loot something. How
does one loot?
You can prolly find a lute on Amazon.com. BUT considering Bezos, maybe you should steal one.
Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (LbXNI)
then all bets are off...taking off my clothes and dancing naked..tits
out and all!
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (gcme+)
I'll do it on my balcony. I will!!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (tHwdc)
I hope he does, JUST to stomp their hubris, which I'm beyond fed up with.
Posted by: Alana at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (ASfgM)
Mr. DeNiro:
Please get your shine box.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (mbhDw)
++++
You don't ask him, you tell him!
DeNiro, go get your fuckin' shine box.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Frank A Pasqualone at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (pc7/G)
I wonder if the Hitlery campaign has fainting couches and safe spaces available for all of those pajama people?
Posted by: Blake at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (a7FXx)
Barky and Lt Worf should be forced to work it and subsist off of it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (zc3Db)
And don't you know he'll make sure we hear about it from his own big mouth.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: firehorse at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (//TVq)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (aZq03)
"i won"
"if the democrats want to blah blah blah they should make their case to the voters"
etc
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (Z53PH)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM
Oh, you ARE new here.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (2RVmA)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nh55r3b
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (XFS85)
Damn! Just as I was trying to catch another 40^23 winks, too!
Posted by: Godzilla at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (a7FXx)
They should build a wall around that, too.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (TqXWc)
FBN just showed NH:
T : 47.4
C: 47.5
PA is tied....48.2 each.
Posted by: Tami
****
From what I understand the remaining counties in PA allegedly favor Trump.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (hVdx9)
News Flash, Detroit has only about 350,000 people now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (e8kgV)
guy on fox saying shrillary will have a popular vote win
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (qCMvj)
Fuck him. Who cares?
It's irrelevant. That's not how we pick our Presidents.
If the commie cocksuckers don't like the Electoral College, then start working on a Constitutional Amendment to change things. Otherwise, they can shut their fucking yap.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (gcme+)
Me too, but since I'm a guy there'll be less drunken cheering and more 911 calls.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Bernette at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (JSys4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (mbhDw)
They're busy correcting the errors. Should be done after all of the Philly votes come in.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (ce4zT)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (e8kgV)
Todd Akin begs to differ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (mbhDw)
like the mystery boxes in the trunk in MN that doomed us with Obamacare via FrankenLeftist comedienne commie.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (LhGBu)
If you support Donald Trump, for the last and final
time, unfriend me. You're an idiotic, unamerican, hateful piece of shit
and I hope you rot in some dank hell for eternity.
Posted by: retropox at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (WcMkJ)
So did ya?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (D7XV7)
Yep.
Soooo scared they will steal MI and PA for her.
Why is PA taking so long - only east coast EDT state undeclared, right???
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (pUDQf)
Is that a landslide?
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (XFS85)
Posted by: unfatmatt at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (OwKNO)
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (Dc/ui)
------------------------------
Patience. It's one old lady in a high school gym counting all the ballots.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (aZq03)
I've been a sporadic poster for several years and a lurker for longer than that. But I go thru streaks where I don't read any political blogs so I miss out on stuff from time to time.
Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (yANQt)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (PJMpr)
Vero Iglesias
As a Republican, I am so disappointed in what has happened to us. I dont think people understand that every time I think Trump might become President, I actually start sobbing.
In tears!
Mmmmmmm.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (0O7c5)
From your lips to God's ears.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Mike at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (c056A)
Posted by: Frank A Pasqualone at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (pc7/G)
I love the high road when it's lined with the impaled corpses of our enemies.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (TqXWc)
Neither would I brother.
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (ce4zT)
Pitchfork?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (voOPb)
News Flash, Detroit has only about 350,000 people now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (P/kVC)
But that doesn't count the cemetery vote.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (J70i0)
There's a stupid black cunt on CBC that bitching. Good. fuck her.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (23lwL)
Yes, you did. Four hours ago I'd have mocked you, but I was very wrong. Apparently I need to get out more because I have no idea how we got here.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (KRwzj)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (29QcC)
Watching some of the left feeling triggered elsewhere. It's actually just annoying. Like a low-grade tantrum.
Also, the whole California Secession thing? They go like 11000 likes on Facebook.
CA is closing in on 40 million. That 11k isn't even a pixel on your monitor.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (wB8Tg)
Is that a landslide?
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (XFS85)
How the fuck can Drudge call anything when he relies on other news sources to get news from?!
Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (mbhDw)
WTF NH. Get your shit together and count the votes.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (Dc/ui)
I was in a precinct waiting on results. For a precinct that has 5-6k voters, it took them 2hours to count.Biggest slowdown? Write-ins. So all the assclowns voting for Mickey Mouse or Vermin Supreme is what drags this out.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (waSFb)
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (X8p7j)
If you support Donald Trump, for the last and final time, unfriend me. You're an idiotic, unamerican, hateful piece of shit and I hope you rot in some dank hell for eternity.
---
OK then.
Sure, it might make holidays a bit awkward, but he's a dumb sh*t kid, so let him squirm.
/that also means you don't have to send a card on his birthday or give him presents. Winning!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (auHtY)
NO NO NO NO NO
In my 20 year experience, the only time the Left calls for civility is when they are on their heels. As soon as they catch their breath they will spit in your face. As their left hand reaches out for you to help them get up, their right holds the shiv.
Show them no mercy, give them no quarter. Chop off the head, stake the heart, lace with garlic, then nuke the site from orbit just to make sure.
Posted by: Fen at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (5suYp)
Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: D-fens at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (yB1PK)
TROLL LEVEL: MASTER!!11!!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (xInes)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (XoldI)
I'd grab that one if you can get it. It might be a collector's item.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (zu88C)
But that doesn't count the cemetery vote.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (J70i0)
They moved the headstones but they left the graves!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (mbhDw)
He only won one state and the District of Columbia.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (Uy2pz)
Posted by: Mega at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (EdXI9)
Probably the Dem voting officials trying to figure out how to find boxes and boxes of "uncounted" votes.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
-----------------
Plenty of white ones doing the same thing. More, actually, by a margin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (29QcC)
"How can pollsters justify their jobs?"
"I was hanging on to Nate Silver like a life raft!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (0F67M)
I would love to see him show up for victory speech toting a shovel, and wearing HeeHaw overalls.
Posted by: Godzilla at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (bY0uH)
***
Send him a MAGA cap for Christmas.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (oDUj/)
That's the number the NYT has. 300 for Trump and Clinton winning the popular vote. If I read the site correctly
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (Q5Ymk)
_______
OMG! I laughed, that never happens.
Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: William DeVayne at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (iWW0H)
I'd grab that one if you can get it. It might be a collector's item.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (SEXy3)
I saw it on a Newsstand and was so tempted to post a picture of it but did not want to tempt fate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (mbhDw)
Yes, you did. Four hours ago I'd have mocked you, but I was very wrong. Apparently I need to get out more because I have no idea how we got here.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (KRwzj)
Because you're a clueless establishment cocksucker.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (29QcC)
Me too Mike. Trying to stay awake praying for a lock.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (76Nj2)
Hillary Clinton: better than Walter Mondale! What do you think, catchy?
Posted by: Clinton PR Team at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (4bjXi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NRbycO0O_k
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
----------------
Likely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (29QcC)
like the mystery boxes in the trunk in MN that doomed us with Obamacare via FrankenLeftist comedienne commie.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (LhGBu)
After just turning on FBN, I am a bit concerned about those remaining states.
She's likely taking MN and NH, and MI and PA are too tight.
I'ma be up a while methinks.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (dGs9w)
***************************************
Purest gold.
Posted by: fightwinger at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (d+Awf)
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (Qvgg/)
---
I already put my family on notice that since they voted for her, I will no longer believe anything they do or say.
My parents especially.
I love them, but the fact that they knew all the fucked up shit she and her pervy hubby has done, yet still voted for her...well, let's just say that they better not come at me about honor or duty.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (Eabwd)
That's the number the NYT has. 300 for Trump and Clinton winning the popular vote. If I read the site correctly
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (Q5Ymk)
I read earlier that Trump was way ahead in popular vote.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (Y5Lq7)
Megyn and Tucker just reported that NY Magazine has distributed all
across town an issue with a scowling Trump and the word "LOSER" on the
cover.
I'd grab that one if you can get it. It might be a collector's item.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (SEXy3)
The new 'Dewey defeats Truman'.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (t4HFi)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (fiGNd)
HOLY FUCK!!!!
It's such a pleasure to switch between the major news networks now and see the faces: Kristol, Stefanopoulis, Etc
Hey guys, why the long faces?
HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: keena at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (RiTnx)
CA is closing in on 40 million. That 11k isn't even a pixel on your monitor.
=========
I like to imagine CA voters pulling the lever for the Beast with tears running down their necks.
Sweet, sweet tears.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (tHwdc)
Woke up a little over x hour ago and had the dreadful thought the country was in its final days but had to find out.
MAYBE NOT EH!
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (P8951)
Despite him saying, "There's a metric ton of uncertainty here. The polls favor [the FAB], but Trump has much more than a puncher's chance".
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (X0CTs)
Drinking - drunk.
So am I to understand if DT takes MI its all over?
What other scenarios am I missing.
And I ask this as not a DT supporter but a HRC denier. I kinda like that. A denier. Im negative that way.
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (tRFUP)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (Z53PH)
Posted by: also if illegal immigrants are legitimate voters, YOU TREASONOUS SIX-FOOT SACK OF SHIT at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (Roi1t)
How about: First woman to *lose* presidential election?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (NOIQH)
FWIW we have probably lost the battle against climate change tonight.
My response:
Yes its true, you will not stop the climate from changing.
Posted by: Clinton PR Team at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (39g3+)
Irrelevant. If the winner was determined by popular vote, both campaigns would have had ENTIRELY different playcalls all election. And the popular vote numbers would be different than they are tonight.
Posted by: Fen at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (5suYp)
Someone said earlier: the left will NOT be happy tomorrow or in the near future. They've had a free hand for too long. Trump is a lot of people's worst nightmare.
As a glue eating imbecile once said, "Gird your loins".
Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (71OEY)
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Hikaru
Yeah, they're all about unifying the country.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (Y5Lq7)
+1
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (TqXWc)
Frenzy doesn't do this shit justice
@179
Cheers Jim.....only a matter of time.
Let Freedom Reign....Amen.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (NID8V)
Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (So9FI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (pndC3)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (2RVmA)
http://tinyurl.com/nfmng8g
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (ry4ab)
If you support Donald Trump, for the last and final
time, unfriend me. You're an idiotic, unamerican, hateful piece of shit
and I hope you rot in some dank hell for eternity.
Posted by: retropox at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (WcMkJ)
So did ya?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (Enq6K)
Unfriending him would be to throw away any opportunities to gloat.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (Xuv2G)
So afraid of going to bed now. Afraid of waking tomorrow and getting a heart attack.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (mbhDw)
Is Obamacare gone? Do we have to kick Ryan out as speaker to make that happen?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (Ztfnl)
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (J/1BU)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (XoldI)
Good point. This may not be over even if they call it. Her and her minions are evil and ruthless.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (pUDQf)
You tell me: if the Dems were up this high in the count, a concession speech would be demanded.
Posted by: voiceover at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (bDXN7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (PJMpr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (jxw6R)
Maybe if they'd pick a female that voters actually want to see in the office, she'd do better? I could see Carly Fiorino winning, someone like that. But Hillary Clinton, the most unlikable, most uncharismatic woman with the most baggage of any human on earth?
Really?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Kevin at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (9ssjQ)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: NC Ref at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (SpeiC)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (/HC6x)
I have to work tomorrow in 5 hrs?
***
I took the day off. NO WAY I'm going to bed before it's called.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (SEXy3)
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (TqXWc)
Wayne county, home of Detroit, has 83% of ballots counted.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (GXNWP)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (kdS6q)
She's likely taking MN and NH, and MI and PA are too tight.
I'ma be up a while methinks.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
He can take Alaska, Arizona, and the Maine electoral vote to get him to 269.
He just went back up in NH and PA, but I agree it feels too close.
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (LojpD)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (ce4zT)
I need to troll him some this week.
My brother has been grooming the entitled little shit his whole life for this moment. He was so proud when he was made recycling commano in the freakin' preschool. 4 years old and he's in charge of bossing the other kids into not using plastic baggies for their sammiches.
Haven't been to turkay day with them in years. no great loss.
Posted by: retropox at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (WcMkJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: PabloD at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (fZEUk)
One of these states is going to end it.
Trump up 1% in MI
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: JB at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (xYVo0)
Maybe, but the news stations would keep the count going, they are loving the
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (mbhDw)
Two million ahead pre-California.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Bernette at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (JSys4)
/what a happy check mark that is next to his name!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (CktXf)
Indeed. I always thought they were bullshit.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (So9FI)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (29QcC)
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)
=====
Yep.
"How did Nixon win? I don't know ANYONE who voted for him"
Posted by: Flyboy at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (h/y2h)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (PJMpr)
Yep. I voted for Trump but left the Senate vote blank. And I'm pretty sure there were more than a few who did the same.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (yANQt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
****
Racism? WTF? She's white and so is her running mate? The left is mentally ill.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (v4Dtx)
Funny, they are both white
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (Uy2pz)
I canceled the gym and I'm the boss's wife so my paperwork can wait. I'm here for the duration.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (TkOBg)
Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (mbhDw)
he called it a while ago, it's weird.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: KellyAnn Conway at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (gIJAl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (v4Dtx)
Racism probably is a factor, just not in the way he means. People are fucking tired of being labeled racists because they don't vote Democrat.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (kATU+)
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (ADIwO)
Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (SEXy3)
Same here. I'm going shooting tomorrow. Got to sight in some new scopes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (oe//q)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
****
Racism? WTF? She's white and so is her running mate? The left is mentally ill.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)
Female is a race, just like muslim
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: David Serotta at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (o/EW5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (ciTDw)
Rick Wilson Nov 7
All you little alt-reich trolls in my TL tonight don't seem very confident of the Trumpenreich. Sad! Beta!
Rick Wilson Nov 8
*crickets*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
--------------
Does he look thoughtful?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (29QcC)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (gcme+)
In a just world he gets a Pulitzer or something.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (949tU)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (KRwzj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Racism? Hillary is whiter than me and I'm pretty pasty.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (syGA0)
Thank you (again) to all the morons who helped make this great evening possible.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (29QcC)
Thanks! I'm drinking heavily. There are no bars within 30 minutees of me.
MSNBC - PA is looking good....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (23lwL)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: MikeJ at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (enqgd)
Coastal elite nitwits of the country, to what component is head-jammed-firmly-up-assism a factor.
Posted by: Tloh Rostel at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (Roi1t)
Rick Wilson Nov 7
All you little alt-reich trolls in my TL tonight don't seem very confident of the Trumpenreich. Sad! Beta!
Rick Wilson Nov 8
*crickets*
If you want some NeverTrump tears, Ben Howe is giving them away by the gallon. Everyone else is being pretty silent.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (Q5Ymk)
lol.....i have to appear before my trainer, and i'm the boss's wife.....my paperwork ain't getting done tomorrow
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (0O7c5)
Does he look thoughtful?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (29QcC
Arms crossed across his chest for the last hour
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (voOPb)
Not his fault for What. She. Did.
Wah, people noticed.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (gTQoY)
Yeah, when you break the law you don't blame the cops.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (pUDQf)
317
273 Fuck magnanimity. Tired of taking the high road.
Posted by: Frank A Pasqualone at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (pc7/G)
I love the high road when it's lined with the impaled corpses of our enemies.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (TqXWc)
During the Great Patriotic War, Red Army soldiers used to complain that it was a long march to Berlin. The response was always "Not when it's on the backs of Nazi corpses. Better sore feet than a still heart."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (LuZz8)
***
Does that make Hillary the first Black Female presidential candidate?
He does realize that Valerie Jarett wouldn't be Hillary's brain...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (aZq03)
>>Hillary Clinton: better than Walter Mondale! What do you think, catchy?
How about: First woman to *lose* presidential election?
Posted by: Lizzy
I think Trump kicked a little ass tonight.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (rP2JJ)
The Huffington Post's editor's note calling Donald Trump as a 'racist' and 'xenophobe' is gone, a source in the newsroom tells POLITICO.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (NUqwG)
I would bet actual money that my DNA is more "mixed" than hers is. Like, a lot more.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (JSovD)
Enjoy desalinated water Golden Staters. Either that or recycling your own urine.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (IKsp1)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (hSD8y)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (v4Dtx)
MSNBC - PA is looking good....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (23lwL)
---
Imma drinkin' at the VA hospital.
I stocked up ahead of time.
I'm even sharing with some fellow vets.
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (Eabwd)
I'm a dumb ass.
Ignore me.
/and I'm not even drunk!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (hqqM5)
Sounds like you need to start doing shots then.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (vYaiw)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (VmIEt)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (qCMvj)
Trump won by more than the margin of fraud in Florida.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (pndC3)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (pUDQf)
I think PA as it stands would trigger an automatic recount.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (G8TO0)
Ah, yes! Uneducated fly-over state rubes be racist.
Guess he hasn't seen video of white Berkeley students saying blacks can't figure out how to get ID to vote, technologically ignorant to find polling stations, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (/tuJf)
The peso may have plummeted, but the price of concrete and gravel has increased 100%!
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (y3aQB)
---
They're smart enough to understand that the moment Trump crosses 270, they all become completely irrelevant to the right end of politics.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (3Liv/)
I predicted that Trump was 100% certain to lose when he picked another old white guy for his running mate.
I wavered on that, though, when Hillary did the same thing and picked an even creepier looking guy.
What the hell was up with that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (39g3+)
They are starting to melt down on abc.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: jaimo at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (eDc0r)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (KRwzj)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (v4Dtx)
Trump: "I've got a pen..."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (qCMvj)
But does he have a phone?!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (br2jI)
And Purgatory is doing me a world of good.
Good luck, Donald.
Posted by: zombie rob ford at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (xIunr)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (4SznG)
Posted by: KellyAnn Conway at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (gIJAl)
All that's left, I think, is Lebanon County which Romney won in 2012. He is taking PA.
Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (o/EW5)
Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (o/EW5)
He's still leading in NH by about 800 votes. That is why voting matters each and every time.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (EayXl)
Trump will announce that the Clinton gang has won a free vacation to Guantanamo, which Barry was nice enough to clear out to make room for them.
Posted by: Havana nice time at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (PHxng)
The second half of that, with blacks going "man, everyone has ID" is my favorite.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (G8TO0)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (5zfq1)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM
California doesn't get any decent water from the Colorado. It's all used before we get a muddy stream. Our water comes from our own Sierras (when we're lucky enough to have snow).
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (+uqOo)
Not to mention that Bill will be off banging the skank of the hour.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (LAe3v)
shouldn't be hard.
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (Z53PH)
Well, I suppose I forgot about one last Hail Mary for Clinton: Alaska, where pre-election polls showed a surprisingly close race. Our live-forecasting model gives Clinton a 13 percent chance of winning it.
-
So you're saying there is a chance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (dFi94)
Enjoy desalinated water Golden Staters. Either that or recycling your own urine.
-------------------
Same here. F**k You, Coastal California.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (LOCmW)
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (J/1BU
Maybe Howe, Erick Erickson and Lena Dunham can have a 3some in Toronto
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (bZ7mE)
---
Van Jones is a n**ger in every sense of the word.
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Here comes Sunshine at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (BS8yt)
++++
If you put WI and AZ in Trump's column, that's 269. If that faithless WA elector goes Trump, that's 270.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (R+30W)
Fuck you.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (gIJAl)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (KAi1n)
---
you think my ass is little!
Posted by: Hilary! at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (EZDs2)
Though I don't hate San Diego and Orange counties.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (LOCmW)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (Eabwd)
He's got this but I want them to officially call it.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (G8TO0)
Enjoy desalinated water Golden Staters. Either that or recycling your own urine.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (IKsp1)
I'd love to see California break off. That would give us another place to dump illegals. And they'll suck the tech companies dry in no time. Couldn't happen to a better bunch of commie douchebags.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (qCMvj)
Van Jones is a n**ger in every sense of the word.
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (Eabwd)
Mind your manners.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (GdgAM)
Might disagree on issues, I am sure we will. But on TPP & the Bush, Clinton, Romney, Obama cartels we are allies.
Posted by: Bernette at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (JSys4)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (PHxng)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (Eabwd)
a)Lyle Lovett says yes.
b)I'm not from Texas but I got here as soon as I could is a thing
c)Davy Crockett was not from Texas.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (TqXWc)
All you little alt-reich trolls in my TL tonight don't seem very confident of the Trumpenreich. Sad! Beta!
Rick Wilson Nov 8
*crickets*
*****
Go back and look at his TL up until about 4 hours ago. He was so fucking smug and condescending that I'm surprised he hasn't deleted his tweets now that Trump is winning.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (SEXy3)
Posted by: D-fens at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (yB1PK)
Donnie T- 68 percent
The Drunk- 27 percent
41 muthafuckin point VICTORY!!!
In a traditional Straight Ticket Dem State, (The Fuckin Organizer doesn't count)......
Whoa......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (NID8V)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief
You're doing the Lord's work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (Jcg9Q)
---
hahahaha.
Can't even say that.
Jill Stein lost tonight as well. So she shares that with Queen FAB.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (hVdx9)
Fox seems like they're back-pedaling trying to explain how they missed that Trump had a chance and justifying why they chose to ignore polls showing him ahead.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (X8p7j)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (kXoT0)
>>Lestor Asshole on MSBC, "red middle of the country, to what component is racism a factor."
HEADLINE: Wife of first BLACK PRESIDENT repudiated!!11!!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (G8TO0)
Posted by: fly gal at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (6GvDL)
***
Honestly, I think we've just seen the "shy tory" effect in action here.
Silver is a hack, but I have a suspicion the final results will match the presumption of about 3% of voters lying about who they were voting to do pollsters...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (gcme+)
The city in the fire
See the houses burning down
Mile after mile
I don't think you know
About your future yet
I don't think you're gonna like
The one you're gonna get
Ghost rider in the sky
Burner - Motorhead
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (dULJN)
It's ok to be happy.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (/tuJf)
Kayn aynhora -- waiting for the actual announcement.
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (LojpD)
Posted by: norrin radd, wielder of the power cosmic at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (0LeeE)
Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (rsjbH)
Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (LbXNI)
Hillarys livestream if you so please
Posted by: Evil Libertarian at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (7pJrz)
I wondered about that for a while. Then he started campaigning, and actually attacking her. Couldn't believe a stalking horse would make valid attacks on their patron after that.
Anyone who believed it after the conventions needs their head examined.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (fVubI)
Van Jones and his ilk automatic reaction to anybody white who disagree's with them is "RACIST" "PRIVILEGED" , etc. Did he really think there wouldn't be consequences for all of that?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (CWK2W)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (VmIEt)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (PJMpr)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (Z53PH)
Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (INhDF)
********************
I don't/ These people need to use their brains. Just execute .0001 of brain power and you would see Clinton for the evil demon witch she is.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (G8TO0)
-
Obozo will get revenge, recognize Palestinian state.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (Nwg0u)
I never watch TV so this is all strange to me.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Evilpens
------------
Rebar futures are going through the roof!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (29QcC)
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (ZLQuU)
I too was very wrong about his electoral chances, but I wouldn't get too smug just yet if I were you. He has the attention span of an autistic puppy and has to actually do the job of President.
I hope I'm wrong about him. I really do. I care about the well being of this country much more than I do about being proven right or wrong in my opinions.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (KRwzj)
Now I'm wondering if Hillary was a Trump plant all along.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (gcme+)
Because CA's raw vote totals come in late...I think President Elect Trump will still win the popular vote
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (dELE3)
If Ace would lend us the time machine he totally doesn't have, we could send Van Jones to his earthly Utopia - Magnitogorsk, USSR, 1965.
Posted by: here's your asbestos work gear, fuckhole at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (Roi1t)
performance - including wins in Florida, Ohio and North Carolina - an
"ideological and electoral revolution of the kind we have not seen since
Reagan."
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (mbhDw)
---
I'm a grunt.
I have no manners
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (Eabwd)
----
'Cause no one has shot him until he stopped talking, Grammie.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (JSovD)
Even More Recent Polling Misses
Yes, this probably wasn't a huge polling miss -- it looks like Clinton will win the national popular vote by 1 percentage point or so,
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (pUDQf)
Please say 'Vancouver' in the future.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (xIunr)
Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (o/EW5)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (qCMvj)
Whatever. It seems to have worked.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (XncMV)
Posted by: MSNBC at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: kalneva at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (vhW1R)
Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (o9Let)
I never watch TV so this is all strange to me.
Posted by: grammie winger
---------------
He was abused by those nasty white people at NPR.
Actually, this is true.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (29QcC)
Posted by: eskimo at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (ucTcT)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (gcme+)
(My apologies to actual weasels)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (XoldI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (mbhDw)
---
I'm a grunt.
I have no manners
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (Eabwd)
I mean the "N" word. And I'm serious.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (/1KcA)
I stocked up ahead of time.
I'm even sharing with some fellow vets.
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:40 AM (Eabwd)
Hi SMFH!!!!!! I've picked up on various threads that you're going through very tough times. You, and your loved ones are in my thoughts.
There's so much debt. But I hope Trump starts putting everything right
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (23lwL)
Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (INhDF)
Posted by: norrin radd, wielder of the power cosmic at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (0LeeE)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (39g3+)
===================
Yep, I called that wrong.
Hopefully, the 'establishment' understands that this was about them. It's a pink slip. Trump's message tonight should be "Hey, establishment. You're fired."
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (8mYUr)
I hope I'm wrong about him. I really do. I care about the well being of this country much more than I do about being proven right or wrong in my opinions.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (KRwzj)
I'll worry about all that starting thursday. I am going to celebrate tomorrow and drink the wicked witch being dead
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (dELE3)
Posted by: bigstar at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (g8Xz4)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (CNHr1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (Q5Ymk)
Saying 95% chance of Trump winning PA
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (htV/r)
performance - including wins in Florida, Ohio and North Carolina - an
"ideological and electoral revolution of the kind we have not seen since
Reagan."
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable
Funny, I don't remember him saying he was revolutionary before tonight..
In fact, I think he agreed with him being Deplorable for the most part.
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (SEXy3)
Fuck yeah.
There's an ETF - KOL or KOAL? - if it still exists. Probably a "buy" for bargain hunters, with an eye on the future .....
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (ry4ab)
=========================================
That's a reasonable answer.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (dFi94)
But the big dump in prices is gonna make a lot of smart people rich as they buy low.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (gIJAl)
MSNBC keeps suggesting that Philadelphia is still finding Hillary votes to bring in.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: michelle's mustache at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (ubQ71)
Posted by: SCOAMF at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (l2t1M)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (Pz4pT)
Getting it out? He has it tattooed on his forehead.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (LAe3v)
performance - including wins in Florida, Ohio and North Carolina - an
"ideological and electoral revolution of the kind we have not seen since
Reagan."
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable
Funny, I don't remember him saying he was revolutionary before tonight..
In fact, I think he agreed with him being Deplorable for the most part.
****
Just this evening he said that Hillary would win.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (SEXy3)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (XncMV)
Kek was invoked and praised on GAB as well. Not by me.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:41 AM (EayXl)
Fox News hosts always interrupt him before he ever gets to finish his points
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (hA1V+)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (Z53PH)
Markers Mark? I don't think so, Hillary is guzzling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (yANQt)
Yep, your nic is familiar to me. Welcome back!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Evilpens
------------
Rebar futures are going through the roof!"
Contracting companies are getting their estimates ready to submit. Lots of new jobs pouring concrete.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (X8p7j)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (Eabwd)
Mind your manners.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:43 AM (mbhDw)
I think she's earned the right.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (Jcg9Q)
He's been in business for how many years?
We get it. He's not a Yale or Harvard man, and you don't care for the way he dresses. But grow the hell up -- the man's not a bumbling retard who stumbled into wealth and the Oval Office.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (fVubI)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (y3aQB)
Um, his Ego was already YUUUUGE and Luxurious beforehand. I really don't think it can actually get bigger.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (Mt8T4)
Juan carries an actual Nazi racist card?
I always pegged him as one. Didn't know he carried a membership card.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (P/kVC)
Doesn't even know what states yet!
Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (INhDF)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (ciTDw)
Posted by: OCBill at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (oDxFZ)
Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (jxw6R)
Posted by: go fuck yourself with a Stronger Together yard sign at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (Roi1t)
Posted by: retired military at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (ij+wS)
Um, what planet is she on - we've seen the Wikileaks emails, we *know for a fact* the MSM is on Hillary/Obama/DNC team As in: active member, way, way beyond simply 'biased.'
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (zu88C)
---------
Steiner will come with a trunk full of ballots...
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--------------------
Hardest hit: George Stephanopoulos and Robert Reich
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (29QcC)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (J1Jae)
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (ce4zT)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (Jcg9Q)
Nope. It's wrong, especially as an epithet, asterisks or not. This is Ace's house. Ace's rules.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: swearsies at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (Roi1t)
Thanks! I can't stay away from here for long.
Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (yANQt)
I wouldn't count on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: CanaDave
****
Getting high will actually make them more rational and sane there.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Vqosf at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (Y6m5H)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM
They're filling out Hillary ballots as fast as their fingers can do it.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (KRwzj)
Sir. you are a douche. Been wanting to tell you that for some time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (Vevy5)
The printing presses are still rolling I'm sure
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (OwNJe)
Political Polls 2 minutes ago
ME-02 (70% Rpt.)
Trump 52%
Clinton 41%
That's one more EV. ME splits their votes.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (CWK2W)
---
He can try.
And I'm hoping that they come after me.
In fact, I want them to.
*grins*
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (GdgAM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkinzV7pxn4
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (ry4ab)
***
There are a few online games I play that I've noticed the same thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Sword of Damocles at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (CWK2W)
MeAgain just turned into Rachel Madcow right in front of our eyes.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MUSSSSSSSSLIMMMMMMMMMS?"
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: SCOAMF at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (l2t1M)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (pUDQf)
HA HA HA HA HA
hope I'm not gloating too soon.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (hVdx9)
Whatever. I'll take it.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Madonna at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (kCDOM)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
-------------
lol
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (29QcC)
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (t4HFi)
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (rP2JJ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (RMlhY)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (LbXNI)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (QxcpD)
Try the Russian server.
(War Thunder had to limit the availability of modern flags as decorations on vehicles, because Russian players were team-killing anyone sporting an American or Ukrainian flag. The US servers, at least, had no problems with this.
I know because I drove around in Russian tanks with yuuge American flags on their backs.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (fVubI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (dELE3)
Fuckin' A, right, Bubba.
I mean, Sir. ...... :-)
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Marco Rubio''s Garbage at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Harry S. Plinkett at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (jV8Mq)
LOL - hubby said same thing not 15 min. ago.
Trump win would equal mandate: Hillary and her grifter family and friends need to GO AWAY.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Podesta at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (pndC3)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (y3aQB)
Btw~ great to see the mausoleum atmosphere on Fox ~ what great demonstration of how "in the tank" all of the GOPe was wth the #nevertrump/electHillary movement. They just wanted their sweet sweet insider crony $$$ and they see the possibility of it drying up before their eyes and they are crying in their beers.
F*ck them. Fu*ck them all.
Oh ~ been drinking ~ so I am pretty well lit up at this point.
My prediction? Trump wins it with just 270 as fraud numbers on a lot of remaining states come in. But he DOES win it.
Pax ex.
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (UOr6C)
Posted by: Vqosf at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (Y6m5H)
They should have gone with Musaylima instead, or one of the other less-violent prophets. What of it?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (GdgAM)
You'd think she'd buy a vibrator. It'd be faster, and get better ratings, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (v5iqM)
And in the speeches, he was always commenting how amazing it was to have tens of thousands of people coming out at 1:00 in the morning
And now he will make a victory speech after 1:00 am!
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (hA1V+)
Lol, better pass some out at the exits from the Hillary campaign HQ.
Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (htV/r)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (fVubI)
I think it was. Then he realized they were all pussies.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (kCDOM)
I've put CNN on.
I haven't actually deliberately switched to a TV news channel, apart from local/sports, since 2008, I believe.
Sweet.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (dFi94)
Keep your powder dry, folks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (pUDQf)
Trump win would equal mandate: Hillary and her grifter family and friends need to GO AWAY.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (NOIQH)
Go to jail, go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (CZObp)
Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (ry4ab)
-------------
Well they are already loving obstructionism and the filibuster.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (t4HFi)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (8aO2d)
Posted by: Madonna at November 09, 2016 01:51 AM (kCDOM)
___
Hey if I promise to vote for Hillary tomorrow you'll still do that thing with your mouth, right? And no I don't mean sing.
Posted by: Some Moron at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (aZq03)
I wouldn't be surprised if both her and Bill are dead by the end of next year. Neither one is in good shape.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (39g3+)
My Great-aunt wrote that play.
Yes, my maiden name is Hansberry.
And the Hansberry name is more respected in Chi-town than Obama.
So yeah, I'm daring them to come after me.
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (TJCSB)
Paulina Leonovich4 minutes ago
Hundreds of students outside the White House, some in tears, shouting Fuck Donald Trump
twitter.com/Polly_evro/status/796228697074335744
Yessss......
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: bigstar at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (g8Xz4)
Posted by: Blake at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (PJMpr)
Link for this?
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (LojpD)
Massive ratings drops, no one will watch them again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tyger, Tyger at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (SqDUU)
Trump has a phone and a pen bitches.
Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (RMlhY)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (EayXl)
***
Soul Man is still around?
Can we send him a few thousand copies of that movie?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (71OEY)
How about: First woman to *lose* presidential election?
---
hahahaha.
Can't even say that.
Jill Stein lost tonight as well. So she shares that with Queen FAB.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (hqqM5)
Yeah but Clinton's lost it twice so she's the winner/loser.
Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (o/EW5)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (PHxng)
http://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW
Posted by: bigstar at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (g8Xz4)
It would be awesome.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (kCDOM)
He's been in business for how many years?
We get it. He's not a Yale or Harvard man, and you don't care for the way he dresses. But grow the hell up -- the man's not a bumbling retard who stumbled into wealth and the Oval Office.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (fVubI)
No, he didn't go to Yale or Harvard, but it's not like he went to ITT either. He got his MBA from Wharton.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (8aO2d)
I'll be looking for those demographic breakdowns of the vote totals. I read in more than one place that he got the highest black vote of any Republican in a long ass time.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (/1KcA)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: bill-o at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (nE/OV)
------------
Like how Bear Bryant and Joe Pa died soon after retirement.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (t4HFi)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (szSYE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (gcme+)
Are they named things like Pufang Mepneeber?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (39g3+)
I wouldn't count on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Fuk her. I hope she wins the popular vote by 10 %.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (iWW0H)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (xIunr)
Posted by: retired military"
Oh, no, no, no. I want to hear her shrieking and wailing as she's dragged away.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: bill-o at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (nE/OV)
And that executive orders, once announced, are forever. Unless they come from a Republican, of course.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (LAe3v)
Current: Uneducated white men
Projection for tomorrow: white male morons
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Rampant Homelessness at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (/kYMn)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (TJCSB)
I wouldn't count on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:50 AM (39g3+)
She may because of Kallyfornia.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (Jcg9Q)
I think she's earned the right.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (Jcg9Q
lts not your job to argue with a cob.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (EayXl)
They LISTENED to what Hillary was saying about them and what she has in store for them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Tyger, Tyger at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (SqDUU)
FINALLY!!
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (rP2JJ)
Posted by: DanInMN at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (15ZVX)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (8aO2d)
If it was gonna work it would have worked a long time ago.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: bill-o at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (nE/OV)
PA Called!
By DDHQ, at least.
Wife informs me that no one else is calling it.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (SEXy3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (8v0bj)
"We shall backstab him on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the fields, in the streets, in the hills."
Posted by: Rinse Penis & the GOPe at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (gIJAl)
Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (XoldI)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: eskimo at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (ucTcT)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (kCDOM)
Posted by: Bartender Clinton HQ at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (JPzPc)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (1TXSC)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (IKsp1)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (PHxng)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (mbhDw)
THanks, J.J. I agree. I've been here for about a decade, and I've never seen racial epithets like that thrown around, and I don't care to see them now. There's more than enough sweet tears to drink without making things nasty and ugly.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (L54EB)
And yet, I am still not sure. Just tell me what I'm supposed to think!
*snort*
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (h1PKb)
Decision Desk has Trump @ 285
Posted by: bill-o
That's "Buzzfeed's Decision Desk".
They paid for it after all.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (Pz4pT)
My Great-aunt wrote that play.
====================================
Oh wow. I never saw that on the stage, but I did see the movie. It's been a while. I'll have to look for it again. What a treasure for your family.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (dFi94)
15 mins ago, he was up 40k, now he's at 51k up.
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (TJCSB)
In 2008, one of my neighbors drove up and down our street the morning after Obama's win honking her horn loudly to celebrate. Of course, those of us who had young sleeping children (and didn't support Obama) were not appreciative. Wondering if I should return the favor in a few hours?
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (hYNPr)
Posted by: geometric logic at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (Roi1t)
Posted by: red sweater at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (uNXrh)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (PJMpr)
If there are any riots, I would hope the Trump administration sees the organizers and interstate "riot tourists" put away.
And he issues pardons to anyone who, to borrow a phrase, has to RUN THEM DOWN.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (fVubI)
Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (CZObp)
Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (fFfWq)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: buzzion
****
Maybe he's trying to get some strange from "the other side" for once?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (DbBV5)
The rest is icing on the cake.
Victory sperch is on the way.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (pndC3)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 01:49 AM (INhDF)
...from the camera on the nose of the Hellfire about to smoke him.
#FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (sm9eL)
Posted by: Rampant Homelessness at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (/kYMn)
Me too!
Posted by: Grim Milestones at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (s3IQQ)
Not surprising, your Aunt produced something of lasting value. Let's see 0bama do that.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bill Wynnless at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (ODxAs)
Another benefit of a Republican president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (fFfWq)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (Enq6K)
Cute as all hell. But not very bright.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:51
You do have a point there. I liked her when the Five started, but she really is a fluffbrain.
Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (PHxng)
I was up 100% on my Smith & Wesson trade thru today, but if I lose those profits because Trump wins, I'm ok with that.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (BS8yt)
Shame to let a boner go to waste, right?
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (Uy2pz)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: ben gleck at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (6FqZa)
These rare moments are why these peoples have created and ruled the civilized world. From the Magna Carta to the Bill of Rights, hug a white devil today and thank your ass you dont live in africa or mexico!
Posted by: shiggz at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:52 AM (OwNJe)
LMMFAO!!!!!
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: john podesta at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (xIunr)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (CZObp)
98% chance
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (LojpD)
Ok, I confess, I've been drinking.
Heavily.
Back later
I cannot keep up with all these people interfering with my pithy comments which I want to refresh and reread and admire myself.
That makes me a bad person, right?
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 09, 2016 01:58 AM (tRFUP)
Posted by: Shrillary at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (TJCSB)
Posted by: unnamed brain-damaged unindicted-felon Democrat Presidential "candidate" at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (Roi1t)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (0F67M)
I'm going to go to the back of the ranch and shoot some stuff to celebrate.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: buzzion
Yep, major props to Hollowpoint.
The Icon of Ace's tab: "Often wrong, yet never in doubt."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (NUqwG)
---
you rang?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (sm9eL)
Posted by: Obligatory at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (7qAYi)
Please Lord, make it so.
Posted by: Gaspergoo at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (bN6TL)
Oh. Well now. Interesting times indeed.
If this holds, the Left WILL not take this lightly. Its going to get bumpy folks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (syGA0)
------------
I wouldn't be surprised is she doesn't make it till dawn. Brain hemorrhage, falling down steps, drinking herself to death, grabbing a SS gun and blowing her own brains out on stage.
If this fully comes to pass, she got beat by Obama (should have been getting her coffee) and a realty show star that used to fund her.
Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (71OEY)
Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (jxw6R)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (a15nL)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (pndC3)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (gcme+)
822 CAC CALLS IT ALL AND SAYS
PRESIDENT ELECT TRUMP
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (1TXSC)
I bet that burns his buzzfeed loving NeverTrump ass.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (XFS85)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (IKsp1)
If Trump wins, Obama will be leading 'em.
Just imagine the lecture we'll get - oh, how we've disappointed him!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (J/1BU)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (NUqwG)
Hides degree under dirty laundry basket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (LbXNI)
This sh*t really is bananas.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (fFfWq)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (kCDOM)
I'd want someone more official than a Buzzfeed outfit too.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (XoldI)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (Z56vq)
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (ce4zT)
Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (/1KcA)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (O6aZ4)
Posted by: Blake at November 09, 2016 01:53 AM (WEBkv)
Good!
Hopefully the dominoes will now fall and we can get this party started.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (P/kVC)
Tami! We can climb off that ledge now!
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (gcme+)
Yeah, I'm getting down...gimme your hand.
We'll get a burger or something.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (92kX2)
and i'm not so sure i'm happy he won.
i'm just glad she lost.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Infidel Librarian at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (pO5ew)
Posted by: Pussies, that is... at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: The Misfits at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (g25eo)
-----------
860 I'm sure the rest of the world is going WTF USA....you can't count faster than this?!
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (ry4ab)
Hey dipstick, you're supposed to be some kind of polling expert, and you don't know that exit polling is totally useless statistically because it consists exclusively of people willing to talk to exit pollsters without any controls or randomization?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (tQDj6)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (ODxAs)
*throws a bucket of fucks on the floor*
Did this just happen?
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (r5O/2)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (2JQBv)
If the Urban Yutes decide to take it my neighborhood they are gonna discover a sub-division of upper class blue collar workers with their disposable income and a love of all things outdoors... a riot goes in, nothing comes out.
Lick me where I shit Juan.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Dow Futures at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:46 AM (qCMvj)
DO.NOT.WANT.TO.THINK.ABOUT.THEM.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (tHwdc)
CNN is pretty much saying every state is too close to call
Posted by: TheQuietMan
They'll still be doing that half way thru his second term....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (kdS6q)
Usually not. It takes a monster vote to beat fraud.
MAGA
Fuck these assholes. They disgust me.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (hGgOZ)
Statistically she would have to get every outstanding vote to break even. Not going to happen.
TALLY IT, DAMMIT
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (hMqvx)
----------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yujdssDwEB0
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (BS8yt)
He didn't look young in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (PHxng)
That would be fucking awesome.
Unfortunately, it would also make them target #1 for leftists looking to take out their anger and hatred. On the other hand, Amish aren't pacifists, as far as I know.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (fVubI)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (Z56vq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 01:57 AM (CZObp)
bams can't pardon himself so I'll say next to nothing.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (d76uN)
I hope Trump proves your apprehension wrong starting with the wall.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (G8TO0)
_______________
Yeas! Yeas! Fuck him the most.
Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (Z56vq)
NO MORE COUNTDOWN!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (TqXWc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (pUDQf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKylShHU1jQ
Righteous Brothers, same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3LjqZ9WrjM
Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (8aO2d)
Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (2JQBv)
Posted by: TPC at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (WO2U1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (EayXl)
He's worried he'll have to find honest work.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (fVubI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (v4Dtx)
And Trump is the vulgar one according to these people. That Hillary ad talking about our children are watching.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (XoldI)
I can die happy now.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (D7XV7)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:54 AM (6FqZa)
Crap. All I have is a 106 oz can of peaches...... which may not be a bad thing.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (P/kVC)
Van Jones brought up the same crap Juan did. Muslims, racist, then he brought up Russia laughing, lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (2JQBv)
She still needs to get votes out the pyongyang.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (rP2JJ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (0F67M)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: just the punchline at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (xIunr)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (EayXl)
You keep your cotton-pickin' hands off my Feline Americans.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (n5VsB)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (ry4ab)
_______________
Wow! That was ruthless, and accurate.
Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (PHxng)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (hGgOZ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (OwNJe)
Cheers, morons.
Posted by: m-zero-x at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (zWTYO)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: perv at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (Queum)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (r/0kC)
As intended, but now with a different meaning!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (mbhDw)
But note - your countdown now much include the lame-duck period.
Where is our Speer, and and our Kesselring, to disobey/disrupt the Fuhrer's final, crazed self-destruction orders?
If the Senate even mentions the SCOTUS current, moribund, nominee's name once before January, people should fuckin' take over the building.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (QDnY+)
Who'd have thunk it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM
Horses to pass along the results
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (88xKn)
This is also such a blow back on TFG.
People aren't connecting the dots, but it's his policies that are making it difficult for the.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (s3IQQ)
Hey dipstick, you're supposed to be some kind of polling expert, and you don't know that exit polling is totally useless statistically because it consists exclusively of people willing to talk to exit pollsters without any controls or randomization?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (39g3+)
Hahahahahahah
Let me be a bit more subtle here....
Nah! Everyone laugh at the fat ineffectual polling goof!
Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (8aO2d)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM
You do know that was Ferris Bueller's Day Off, yes?
Posted by: Pussies, that is... at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (S2VsH)
Clinton HQ doing the Peter Pan "clap if you believe in fairies" for a miracle sweep of remaining uncalled states.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (OwNJe)
This is why I tell all my apathetic CA friends their vote does matter. They know who our state is blue, why should I vote. I don't really like Trump, so I'll write something in. This is a perfect example.
I got three of my friends to vote for Trump that weren't going to.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (4bjXi)
----------
Yeah, well... that pretty much covers it. At least as far as she is concerned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (syGA0)
I spent this entire year selling my cloaks and buying my swords just in case.
I'm ready.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (y3aQB)
been watching cbs and abc and they are still holding out hope hillary sweeps the rest, but long long horse faces.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (ODxAs)
********************************
Keep fucking that chicken, sugar tits.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (G8TO0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (NWuoO)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (PvCxa)
I had a Mennonite professor in college. Taught electrical engineering, particularly around computers. Hardest classes I ever took, and he wasn't a generous grader, but I learned more that I *use* from him than anyone else.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (fVubI)
Posted by: ben gleck at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (EayXl)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (hGgOZ)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (IKsp1)
Investor's Business Daily had Trump winning. They've been closest to right in the last 4 elections from what I've seen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 02:00 AM (BS8yt)
=======================================
Wouldn't that be something? An obscure religious sect that separates itself so as to not become worldly, puts in office the man who runs beauty pageants and says crude words about women. When I think Trump, I do not think Amish. God laughs.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (jxw6R)
Options baby!!
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (Jcg9Q)
Maybe cut ace some slack. He's pretty much the only guy in the rightosphere that didn't lose his shit over Trump winning the primary *and stuck by us*.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Old Glazier at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (pjqGT)
Other than TV news "personality".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (fVubI)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (OwNJe)
Congratulations to all who kept the faith and voted for Trump.
The USA, western civilization, and the world have just stepped back from the edge of the abysm.
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (Qmwmf)
Van Jones crying.
Ahahaha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (qCMvj)
What is best?
To hear the lamentation of the women!
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (qf6WZ)
Now, who should he appoint to that?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 02:05 AM (ZLQuU)
So, she's getting a job at Starbucks?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (F4e1g)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (2RVmA)
Will Send out Copious Resumes
May Get a Few Calls Back
But Mostly Thank You for Your Interest Replies
Posted by: Mike Nostradamus at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (gIJAl)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (g25eo)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (c6/9Q)
She could always try working at MSNBC again. They cut her so she doesn't look so much like Howdy Doody any more. Still zero charisma, unfortunately for her TV career.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: OCBill at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (oDxFZ)
Cheers, morons.
Posted by: m-zero-x at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (zWTYO)
Fuck you. I remember you. You're the jackass that wanted to claim you could thank the NeverTrumpers for any convervative policy Trump actually pushes.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (KlVE7)
Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (INhDF)
My soldiers made a video back in 2006, in honor of Gwen's Hollaback Girl.
When I get home, I'll show it to ya.
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (Eabwd)
Alfred E Newman, Who Me?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (e8kgV)
Other than TV news "personality".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (fVubI)
Coming soon to the 11AM-4PM shift at a titty bar near you.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (GUBah)
Can I get a volunteer from the Moronette contingent?
No?
I guess I'll just have to settle for the old okey-doke, then.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (rP2JJ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (Q5Ymk)
-------------------
I'm jealous! Wish I could do that here!
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (hYNPr)
She already tried that when she worked for NBC. Sucked at that, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (TkOBg)
Wow. Maddow is something. She is so divisive, smug and arrogant.
It makes her incredibly ugly.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 09, 2016 02:04 AM (4bjXi)
Yeah, fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (XoldI)
I hope she stumbles all over the place and her big blow dart holding "aide" has to carry her off.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM
You do know that was Ferris Bueller's Day Off, yes?
Posted by: Pussies, that is...
Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Posted by: Mr Hand at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (+uqOo)
detroit not all in, that is why fox isn't calling michigan
absentee votes too
altho trump's ahead
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (qCMvj)
His BREATHLESS prediction of a YUUUGE turnout for Hillary gave me a heart attack.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (G8TO0)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (Qmwmf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2016 02:03 AM (V2Yro)
Yeah, let's not go act like the other side and believe everything the politican says, just because they're on our side. Doesn't mean we can't try to hold Trump to the fire and put some pressure out there, but anyone who thought he was going to fix ALL our problems is no better than the people who thought TFG was going to make the oceans recede and the earth heal.
Trump'll still be a damned sight better than the alternative, and I think he can accomplish some good things, just not all the good things.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (8aO2d)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (6IPEM)
...IMO, she's done.
Drop the house on the witch and get it over with,
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Some weakly bearded douchebag on MSNBC at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (4bjXi)
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (RftOb)
921 Luntz is all pissed off that people apparently lied to exit polls.
When the media and pollsters lie to us with neither compunction nor shame, you have no standing when you are holed below the waterline by lies yourselves.
Trust lost may never be regained.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (BK3ZS)
*Sniff*
Hah hah hah hah hah.
Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (5zfq1)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (QxcpD)
The Clinton crime spree is OVER.
HILLARY IS DONE.
IRRELEVANT.
The ominous plague we have been expecting for 20 years... POOF!
The rule of law will be a thing again.
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.
Posted by: Brisco_County at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (51f8n)
Posted by: norrin radd, wielder of the power cosmic at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (0LeeE)
.....
At least I was right about one thing. Luntz is ALWAYS wrong. Fucker makes Dick Morris look like a genius.
Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (71OEY)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Mr. Right at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (cnOqz)
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (X8p7j)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (dFi94)
No one does, but, the Amish intensely dislike Hillary because of some of her policies that would affect their way of life.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (kXoT0)
She could always try working at MSNBC again. They cut her so she doesn't look so much like Howdy Doody any more. Still zero charisma, unfortunately for her TV career.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (39g3+)
Chelsea is going to jail with her mom and dad for raiding the charity bank.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (39g3+)
Notice how the media when opining about this unexpected win and the various reasons, never mentions itself and what backlash they might have created.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: gromulin at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (1O/uG)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (Eabwd)
Cool. That's makes her a candidate to be a hut leader in The Camps.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (qJhUV)
One final thought: the two families everyone said "NO DYNASTIES" to? Both lost this year. Yeb Bush and Hiliary Clinton, down.
Maybe we can claw some liberty back and make people see that the government teat only gives out poison.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (fVubI)
This is unbelievable. I guess that magificent bastard Scott Adams was right all along.
Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: garrett
Yous = Eastern PA
Yinzes=Western PA
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (syGA0)
One beer is all I can allow myself, dammit.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (egK2C)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:45 AM (29QcC)
(puts camo netting over yard full of derelict Studebakers)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (VmIEt)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (i8udh)
Posted by: Deplorable Deadpool at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (S2VsH)
I need to get the fuck out of Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (NOIQH)
As Donal said, when you're famous they let you. Are you a famous billionaire?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (fVubI)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (g25eo)
and i'm not so sure i'm happy he won.
i'm just glad she lost.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (WTSFk)
I honestly think it was a given that we'd wind up in a nuclear war if Clinton won the White House. I think Clinton would have had no compunctions against shaking down countries for "donations" to the Clinton Foundation and using the US Military as her muscle. At some point, Clinton would have hit up the wrong country and we'd wind up radioactive ash blowing in the wind.
Posted by: Blake at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (WEBkv)
Great buying opportunity
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 09, 2016 02:10 AM (e8kgV)
--------------
Well, since you asked... This song goes out to Hillary Clinton, currently drinking gin from the bottle and slinging office supplies at cowering underlings. Hope you feel better soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcRDTOZkG3M
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (LQLeS)
___
No Chelsea. No.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: JoshO at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (2UW7M)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo's pudding cup at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Donald Gibson at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (SEWg5)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Joe Mack at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (OkKDg)
This is unbelievable. I guess that magificent bastard Scott Adams was right all along.
Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 02:09 AM (ozZau)
Not since 1988 for a Republican.
Trump might get MN. He'd be the first Republican since Richard Nixon to get it.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (CWK2W)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Brisco_County at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (51f8n)
Well, 40 if you count Arkansas.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Phil at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (mVYxs)
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (NWuoO)
That may be more true than you realize. The left is very unhappy that the pollsters were wrong. Very, very unhappy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (39g3+)
Don't forget that RAT BASTARD Larry Sabato & his ridiculous Toupee"
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (XoldI)
and i'm not so sure i'm happy he won.
i'm just glad she lost.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:01 AM (WTSFk)"
Amen. Just so long as Hillary loses. We can deal with Trump later.
Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (DbBV5)
FIFY
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (D7XV7)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (Z53PH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (dFi94)
At some point, Clinton would have hit up the wrong country and we'd wind up radioactive ash blowing in the wind.
If they could confine it to DC .. I'm in.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (y3aQB)
*****************
He un-endorsed Trump over pussy grabbing and ran a shitball campaign. He deserved to lose. (I voted for him but rather reluctantly)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (G8TO0)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (PjWy4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo's pudding cup at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (nl1IL)
Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (ITvKk)
Boy I sure do.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (CWK2W)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (nyTyw)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (EayXl)
Yeah - seen some brutal tweets that juxtapose her wedding pics w/Haiti earthquake victims shafted by Clinton foundation. Hard to forgive $3 million wedding paid for with cash donated to assist Haiti.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (NOIQH)
Bring out the Hitler bunker video.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Rgallegos at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (59GQk)
They hate each other. I think some serious cash will have to be involved.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (0F67M)
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (Qvgg/)
However, the last two weeks have made me much more #NeverHillary....so while scary...I have hope in Shadow President Pence.
We will know with the SCOTUS decision which way this is all going to go.
Posted by: Ginned up Controversy at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (QSZu4)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (TBVdD)
clutching heads and chins and pearls. I can hardly contain my joy.>>
CNN showing people at Hillary HQ outright crying.
Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (ITvKk)
I suppose we'll see.
The FTSE popped right back up within a week of the hyperventilating stock-market "genius" reaction to the Brexit kick in the swampy nuts.
Posted by: where would you put your money? Venezuela? at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (Roi1t)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (y3aQB)
DicksOutForHarambe!
Wait, I thought that was APENEWSALERT
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (7qAYi)
You mean Georgia wasn't in play?
Posted by: Rob Crawford
I was told TEXAS was in play!! I'm the NEXT QUEEN!!!
Posted by: Windy "Pink Sneakers" Davis!! at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (+uqOo)
Whoops, you're right he was in Bueller. Still, didn't look young.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: doomed at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (UW4Uc)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:13 AM (PjWy4)
I thought divorce lawyer, but ok.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (mbhDw)
APNEWSALERT: Republican Pat Toomey of Pennsylvania re-elected to Senate.
Posted by: Evilpens
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTOm2-CL0l4
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (dEQP3)
FUCK YOU, GEORGE. Your delicious tears taste wonderful. Now get the Hell outta the USA.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (hrNgk)
"better hope for that Shy Trump Voter effect"
I honestly believe that is the reason everyone got their polls wrong.
Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (DbBV5)
Posted by: girldog at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (zRsYY)
>>> Luntz is all pissed off that people apparently lied to exit polls.
.....
At least I was right about one thing. Luntz is ALWAYS wrong. Fucker makes Dick Morris look like a genius.
Posted by: Damiano
Dick Morris is a genius. Forever known as a toe licker and he's still relevant. If Luntz...?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (KAi1n)
There're also a couple of local races i"m interested in that are very close.
Plus, need to feel secure that we've kept the senate.
Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM
The media ARE the pollsters, now. Ever seen the names of all the polls? The Times-CNN poll. The ABC-PBS-Gallup poll, etc...
Are there any polling outfits that AREN'T owned by a major media outlet at this point?
Posted by: Deplorable Deadpool at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (S2VsH)
Am I missing anything?
Even so, that fact alone demands we dismantle the seat of federal gov or at least remove the inhabitants thereof.
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 09, 2016 02:14 AM (tRFUP)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (ciTDw)
Posted by: Sane in Madtown, Wis. at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (z8L2w)
In keeping with ace's reference to magnamity, tomorrow I propose we have a reconciliation thread.
I have a vision that it will resemble, oh, I don't know, perhaps a small East Prussian town, in winter 1945, as the Red Army arrives.
That kind of forgiving, uplifting sort of environment.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (CktXf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (QxcpD)
What is best?
To hear the lamentation of the women!
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 02:06 AM (qf6WZ)
Heh. I just got done texting that to my Mom.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (2cS/G)
===========
I'd like to remind you that you are speaking about OUR HOST.
Learn some fucking manners, ingrate.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (lidp8)
"I'm gonna drive up there and kill that ground hog."
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (GUBah)
Mexico has nicer weather. Why don't they all flee down there? Are they scared of brown people?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (JSovD)
I am pretty sure Johnson took more votes from Hillary than he did Trump. He was campaigning hard to get the bitter Sanders voter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (o38N1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (pUDQf)
You mean Midol.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Phil at November 09, 2016 02:11 AM (mVYxs)
State Workers/AFSCME.
The Union puts big-time pressure on State Workers.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 09, 2016 02:12 AM (e8kgV)
I'm with you on that.
Posted by: Blake at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: The Butcher at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (OonSC)
Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (Eabwd)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (lQqij)
I love my country.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (dGs9w)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (pndC3)
George Stephanopolous. Fuck that guy with a dingo in particular.
Posted by: Circa
Been there.
Done that.
Got the t-shirt.
Posted by: George Stephanopolous.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (kdS6q)
Learn some fucking manners, ingrate.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (tHwdc)
Lincoln got banned. Probably best not to copy his comment. It's gone now.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: shiggz at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (G7wcY)
hurray for CAC being first ... Hurray for Trump ...
concession speeches tonight?
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (LhGBu)
Posted by: George Stephanopolous at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (qJhUV)
Great buying opportunity
Posted by: Forrest Gump
Yep, yeppity, yep, yep.
.. at least for the next few months.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (v4Dtx)
Try not calling every white guy in the country an oppressive, rapey racist.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (hGgOZ)
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (JSovD)
Transition team. Between Iran, ISIS, Russia, China and the Norks, they are going to be busy. And most of all, the Left in this country.
Evil never rests.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (PHxng)
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Ford at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (7cqHD)
I have plan for this!
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (hA1V+)
Beck is taking his conversion one step beyond now --- "Obama made me a better woman!" Caitlyn Jenner will be a guest on tomorrow's show.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (BK3ZS)
https://twitter.com/AMike4761/status/795722886636048385
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (xIunr)
Posted by: Reactionary at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (TsW/N)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (0OG8D)
Still looking for those missing ballot boxes.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (JSovD)
I was thinking that someone should move shit from one room of his house to another. Zersetzung, they called it.
Or just hint that someone might do that in future.
Beck will be curled up by his front staircase cradling a shotgun aimed at his front door for, oh, maybe two weeks straight.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo's pudding cup at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (VmIEt)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (G8TO0)
Posted by: Ivana Trunp at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (lQqij)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2016 02:08 AM (2cS/G)
---------
Hooboy, really? This is your election night comment?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (U+nHb)
Posted by: shiggz at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (G7wcY)
Where was he when my great-grandparents were enduring the pogroms?
Momzer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Liberal College Voter at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (pUDQf)
Just in: Canadian Parliament is now holding an emergency session to discuss building a wall to keep most of Hollywood out.
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (OwNJe)
They have it 254 to 215 right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (Pz4pT)
Hillary Clinton: "FUCK HIM! Now you listen to me! I want voting reopened right now! Get those voters back in here! Turn those machines back on! [shouts, echoing throughout Javits Center] Turn those machines back on!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (J8/9G)
and she still made a close thing of this contest
Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (NWuoO)
I love my country.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM
President Dwayne Elias Mountain Dew Camacho Trump. And I say that with deep affection for the man.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: The Butcher at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (OonSC)
Suck it NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (kdS6q)
Lawyer up. You're going to jail.
XOXO
The Donald
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (lQqij
Gold!
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (pndC3)
Posted by: perv at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (Queum)
"I am pretty sure Johnson took more votes from Hillary than he did Trump. He was campaigning hard to get the bitter Sanders voter."
I tend to believe this as well. As a recovering Libertarian I had zero interest in Gary Johnson. He was a big spending, dope addled liberal and his running mate was worse than he was on the issues.
Seemed like the only reason he was running was to avoid having to get a real job.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (IKsp1)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (TJCSB)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (NUqwG)
Sargent York was my maternal grandmother's first cousin. She thought he was a mean 'ol man, but a good man. I like to think that he would have held his nose and voted for Trump tonight.
Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (LbXNI)
Try not calling every white guy in the country an oppressive, rapey racist.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (hGgOZ)
But...but, they are.
Posted by: MSM at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (pUDQf)
Short of a massive steal overnight, it's over.
Good night...good morning.
Posted by: doomed at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (UW4Uc)
I hope you're right, but it remains to be seen if we stepped back or over it.
The thing about a loose cannon is that it doesn't always go off in the right direction.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (KRwzj)
Posted by: Landslider at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (yOWG+)
~~~~
Mexico has nicer weather. Why don't they all flee down there? Are they scared of brown people?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 02:16 AM (syGA0)
Getting killed by nacrogangs
Posted by: Ivana Trunp at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (lQqij)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM
Tell them they can all still be safe in Mexico if they RUN NOW!
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (S2VsH)
Give DC their heart's desire -- taxation with representation -- by ceding it back to Maryland and reducing the EC total back to 535. It would take a Constitutional amendment, but why not leave 'em sputtering?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (XoldI)
Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (NvEiB)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (lQqij)
Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (/542q)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (J1Jae)
Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (OwNJe)
Donald please rewatch and stick to what you said in your first 100 days speech.
Posted by: shiggz at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (hA1V+)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (/542q)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: radar at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (s3IQQ)
Short of a massive steal overnight, it's over.
But, Pennsylvania.
Pudding cups at the ready, not quite cracked open yet, though.
Posted by: filbert, still down under but oddly cheerful at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (p6FM8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (89T5c)
cbs saying large number of absentee ballots around Philly still need to be counted. I am sure they are being filled out as we speak.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: UDM at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (cuC7S)
Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (NvEiB)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (kP16F)
cbs saying large number of absentee ballots around Philly still need to be counted. I am sure they are being filled out as we speak.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (ODxAs)
~~~~
They cannot change the ink cartridges fast enough.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (lQqij)
ONTs are traditionally politics-free (or "reduced politics content") . . . more for decompression from the grind than for to continuing to grind.
Pudding-dipping, I suppose, when it becomes semi-official, would, I would guess, be acceptable, once various fat ladies have sung.
Posted by: filbert, still down under but oddly cheerful at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (p6FM8)
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (X8p7j)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (RftOb)
Posted by: Newton at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (DEJix)
T won Berks by 18K which is amazing
Posted by: bigstar at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (g8Xz4)
*Smash*
*Sound of ashtray bouncing off human skull*
*Sound of gin bottle being thrown through window*
*Sound of chair being bashed on campaign manager's head8
SHRIEEEEEK
I HATE YOU
YOU FAILED ME
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Campaign Headquarters at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Locarno at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (HhYvn)
Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 02:15 AM (lidp
FBN showed that Trump took the old Reagan Democrats in Macomb County by 54 to 41.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: gNewt
Dobbs just said it was because they were waiting on instruction from the Illuminati lol
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (TnUKj)
Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (lidp8)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable
So back on the air with NBC.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (iWW0H)
.............
99% reporting...Donald Trump up by 60,000 votes...
Posted by: Today is it! at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (ACW3M)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (hrNgk)
Posted by: Newton at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (DEJix)
Are you serious? LOTS of us were disgruntled over things Trump said and did and pretty much assumed Hillary was going to win. Voted for him anyway but we had no delusions that tonight was going to end up the way it was. Unfair to pin that on Ace alone as if many of us weren't on the same page.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (/1KcA)
Posted by: anon2020 at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (yCcA0)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (Jcg9Q)
"better hope for that Shy Trump Voter effect"
I honestly believe that is the reason everyone got their polls wrong.
Agreed. When the polls go against ones prefered position, the tendency is to blame intentional bias but getting it right is how polling organizations make their living. It's important. I have little doubt their mistakes were (mostly) honest mistakes.
One of the exit polls showed that the overwhelming majority of voters who were disgusted with both candidates broke hard for Trump. I thought the opposite would happen, but I was wrong. Hillary's evasiveness and lack of engagement (in addition to her blatant corruption) sealed the deal.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (KRwzj)
Fuck Magnanimity.
Not necessarily Scorched Earth......some restraint is useful.
But wield your Power with an eye to the future. Which means annihilating some as an example to others.
This shit is really quite unbelievable.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (NID8V)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKeYbEOSqYc
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Newton at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (DEJix)
Are you serious? LOTS of us were disgruntled over things Trump said and did and pretty much assumed Hillary was going to win. Voted for him anyway but we had no delusions that tonight was going to end up the way it was. Unfair to pin that on Ace alone as if many of us weren't on the same page.
Posted by: tdpwells
Ace's stock is up. Way up.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (iWW0H)
The campaigns obviously were working from different internal polls because they were fighting over Michigan and Pennsylvania in the last week.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (hA1V+)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (QxcpD)
Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (o/90i)
"How much of a part did third party candidates play in this?"
http://www.ksat.com/live/livestream-hillary-clinton-campaign-headquarters
Posted by: Cathy at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (Va9Q4)
T won Berks by 18K which is amazing
After the syrian refugee relocation, berks isn't surprising at all.
Posted by: Phil at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (mVYxs)
hahahahaha
Posted by: Evilpens
I guess she no longer believes in life after love.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Locarno at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (HhYvn)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (+uqOo)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (D7XV7)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (c6/9Q)
Yup. Because I understand how basic negotiating tactics are typically employed.
Posted by: m-zero-x at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (zWTYO)
Hey Bomber, who is going?
You in FL or Sterling?
Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: . at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: . at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (ITvKk)
Posted by: Mr. Right at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (cnOqz)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (8mYUr)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (eM2Uz)
Posted by: Mr. Right at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (cnOqz)
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (OwNJe)
sincerely, the rest of America
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (CL76w)
Has the Hildabeast been banned from the WH?
Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (o/90i)
He's been in business for how many years?
We get it. He's not a Yale or Harvard man, and you don't care for the way he dresses. But grow the hell up -- the man's not a bumbling retard who stumbled into wealth and the Oval Office.
Trump earned an MBA from the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania-no small feat and required applied intelligence.
Posted by: areswomen at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (Rx2dv)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (CIpNU)
Nate Silver: Clinton is underperforming her polls by about 3 points in the average swing state...
Hey, knucklehead, polls are supposed to be predictors or estimates. If there is a variance between your poll numbers and the vote count, it is YOU who underperformed.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Mr Black at November 09, 2016 03:32 AM (+/vrF)
Processing 0.16, elapsed 0.1667 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0544 seconds, 1354 records returned.
Page size 504 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)