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Election Thread Five: Fox Calls North Carolina for Trump
Damn: Colorado to Hillary

Florida, Ohio, and NC have been called by Fox by various entities.

Those are Trump's must-wins. Now he has one or maybe two other states to win to win the whole thing.

With Colorado to Hillary, that reduces one of Trump's possible pathways.

People keep saying he's ahead in Wisconsin and Michigan. Gotta say, I'll believe it when I see it.


Ron Johnson Defeats Russ Feingold to Hold On to Senate Seat.

Odds of GOP maintaining control of Senate just went up. Plus, Joe Manchin says he may defect (I assume if GOP keeps hold, he'll defect).

Is this really going to happen?

And Decision Desk's Jeff said he was "pretty sure" Trump would win New Hampshire.

Then he updated: "Done. Won."


Posted by: Ace at 11:43 PM




Comments

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1 W00t!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (0F67M)

2

grrr....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (qCMvj)

3
WTF is your problem? I hate Cankles as much as you, but I also hate people that don't like math, and icy ou look at the number of votes left in South Florida, where Trump does terrible, the lead he has will evaporate quickly. Those precincts always come in late and always go to the Dem. Sorry math isn't your friend, but I'm dealing facts, not fantasies.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (0F67M)

4 He could win Michigan.

crazy

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (guIHw)

5 Pleeease!!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)

6 Please, Dear God, let it be so!

Posted by: Commissar M at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (vcIHi)

7 THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH FLAMING SKULLS

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PUDDING

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (P1C8m)

8 PA, MI, or WI.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (oAY8z)

9 Trump's gangbusters performance in Ohio is a promising sign.

Oh here's another fact: THE POLLS WERE FUCKING OFF AFTER ALL.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (G8TO0)

10 OMG! Is this really happening?

Posted by: The Deplorable Boomer Redneque at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (+4NT5)

11 Son of a bitch! And here I thought we'd be listening to Cankle's Acceptance Speech by now.

I haven't felt this way since 1980.

Posted by: section9 at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (ZpQcw)

12 Why do I still feel like this is not gonna happen?

Posted by: holygoat at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (DbBV5)

13 PA down to 3. Still looks like mostly R areas out.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (PJMpr)

14 He could win Michigan.

crazy
Posted by: brak

Trump smacked Hillary pretty hard in Ohio. There are some similar demographics in Michigan that apparently turned to Trump. And the AA vote in Detroit is down. They don't get excited by Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (S6Pax)

15 Hell, Virginia was was freakin close

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (oAY8z)

16

Can this be happening? Is this real? NYT site gives Trump 91% chance
of winning presidency. Is this based on the votes in so far, or is this a
hard forecast??
http://www.nytimes.com/electio...
I'm
numb, I just can't believe it, I was so ready to watch one of the MUST
WIN states go down early then go to bed, this is unbelievable, they are
giving MI and WI and NH to Trump and 300 EVs. I'm too scared to jinx it
to be happy. Omg.

Posted by: ReallyNotHillaryClinton at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Ry7fX)

17
NYT

93% Trump

300 EV

This is better than the second time I got someone's bra off.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (kdS6q)

18 Good numbers from MI, WI and even PA!

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (a9Ky4)

19 Evening 'rons...
This one is getting interesting.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (89Fom)

20 Why does Fox call Virginia for her at 88% but won't call Florida for him at 98%?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (pUDQf)

21 Huma! More vodka!

Posted by: Hillary 2016+! at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (FXW24)

22 FINISH HER!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (EayXl)

23 i cant bear to look, how are pa mi and wi doing and percentage in?

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (J1Jae)

24

Michigan needs the big win.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (qCMvj)

25 I know a lot of people here don't like McMullin, but I really hope he finishes ahead of Hillary in Utah. That'd be amusing to me.

Posted by: Cantankerous at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (jOSqt)

26 I'm washing my junk in preparation for the dick sucking.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (0F67M)

27 It's a schlonging! A SCHLONGING!

Posted by: 3.14159 at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (U4PXs)

28 There's magic happening in my pants. Just an fyi.

Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (W1BbS)

29 There are so many trolls, so many nevertrumpers, so many insufferable leftists, so many trump haters that I want to give a nice round loving middle finger to, one at a time.

This is going to take me years.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (G8TO0)

30 Wow! New thread is almost empty! Go Donald!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (CUYn5)

31 Bill Clinton

Still a Rapist.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (EayXl)

32 when Trump wins, we should all start calling for TFG to resign early & let TehDonald take over for the good of the country 'cause the people have spoken

dig up all that shit the O-bots were saying in '08 & rub their noses in it

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (6khUI)

33 I so want a metaphorical wooden stake driven into Hillary Clinton's evil heart, and then she be metaphorically buried in a silver coffin.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (hSD8y)

34 14, wait, you mean GOP(e)'s may have wizened up to hold the REAL votes and force them to release their FAKE votes before they know how many they will need??

Nah.. no way they are that smart!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (+uqOo)

35 I think it's an official win for Trump, now. My dad just broke out the Blanton's Bourbon. It's pretty good...

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (mCohb)

36 Whose party is it Paul Ryan? Weasel!

Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (W1BbS)

37 I had no idea how much I cared about this until there seemed to be some hope.

Now I am nigh to hyperventilating and crying.

Oh please oh please oh please.


New question for the Horde!

Bander noted that there is a Working Families Party on the ballot in CT.

Here is the question: Which party name is more Communist?

The Working Families Party or
The Communist Party of America?

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (dEQP3)

38 I saw liberal friends celebrating a vote for a female President, and I wanted to yell at them that she's a corrupt criminal who rode her husband's coattails to success. Gah. I have hated HRC since 1992, I wanted her to lose SO BADLY.

I'm still afraid to believe.

-- apparently coming out of lurkerdom?

Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (k4Rob)

39

Bushism is dead

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (1TXSC)

40

another R in Senate win
Johnson v Feingold

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (qCMvj)

41 I wish they would call FL already...

Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable forever 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (vxy/u)

42 Well it WAS an early night.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (mBYZv)

43 new fantasy topic: name some great trolls trump could do on day 1

i suggested:
-demand churchill's bust back from brexit on day 1
-give the queen of england an ipod loaded only with a video of obama, doing a girly fail opening pitch at a baseball game

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Z53PH)

44 STAY ON TARGET!
NO JINXING!

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (rP2JJ)

45 Even if Cankles manages to pull this out...she's spent the last three hours or so shitting enough bricks to build the Taj Mahal...

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (W2wn0)

46 Fox just called Johnson for WI Senate. Yahoo!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (OAlmw)

47 Since 2008 I've felt like we were living in the book of Isaiah.

Maybe a glimmer of hope?

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (RMlhY)

48 28: my favorite word

Posted by: John Holmes at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (O+RfY)

49 Wow Johnson beat Feingold.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (G8TO0)

50 I told you that Virginia was not going to be a Cankles cake walk.

Now, my dick is so hard, I don't think it will ever go down.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (1JnAL)

51 This is progressing almost entirely as I thought it would after running various scenarios last night. I'm available on the cheap, Fox.

Posted by: Tyger, Tyger at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (SqDUU)

52 If Trump wins will Bebe and Gushka have pudding cup pictures?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (b2nZU)

53 And....my special snowflake law school intern just called off work tomorrow...I accepted gleefully, because I know what this means!

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (a7FXx)

54 Michigan is looking pretty solid for him and NYT has PA for him as well. I'm thinking he could actually do this thing.

Posted by: Lauren at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (949tU)

55 This is darn near a repeat of 1980, except for California being so far left.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (PJMpr)

56 Hope. It's insidious. I can't let it take hold...

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (ZLQuU)

57 Hell, Virginia was was freakin close
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


Actually, at the end, not really all that close. Close, but not that close.

Glad that fucker Feingold didn't win in Wisconsin. That self-righteous prick.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (S6Pax)

58 Republicans retain the Senate.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (OAlmw)

59


IF we win, I vote tomorrow we go back to guns, boobies and kittens...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (Mt8T4)

60 Uh, hello, yes, I'd like to book a one way ticket to Saudi Arabia. Yes, as soon as possible.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (Se/yD)

61 I want too see the meltdown.

Too bad we canceled cable.

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (jw2Xw)

62 I think WI goes to Trump. Ron Johnson re[election called for him!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (voOPb)

63 The nyt map has Ohio with hatch marks. The popup calls it for Trump, but I don't get what they are saying with the hatches.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)

64 Johnson wins over Feingold. Wiscy gonna go DJT.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (1JnAL)

65 Do balls still get dipped in pudding? Is that still a thing? Do I have time to make pudding before Hillary's concession speech?

Posted by: 3.14159 at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (U4PXs)

66 Yes! Ron Johnson is a good dude. Just doesn't self-promote.

Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (W1BbS)

67 mitchellvii's avatar
mitchellvii
08/11/16 22:47
Trump now 93% chance to win.

By the way Have not heard a Peep from BUTT PIRATE Mark Cuban !

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (y3aQB)

68 Damn it, I'm getting roped in. I told myself that wouldn't happen.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (7qAYi)

69 How many lamps has Hillary thrown so far?

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (guIHw)

70 So, so nervous.

Don't wanna get my hopes up.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (ciTDw)

71 Why do I still feel like this is not gonna happen?
Posted by: holygoat at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (DbBV5)



Still recovering from the last beatings.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (qCMvj)

72
Erick Erickson 3 minutes ago

If Trump wins, he does deserve the benefit of the doubt because he was right on his chances and so many of us were wrong.



No shit? If he wins he was right? Really?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (kdS6q)

73 I was at a bar in Durham NC during early returns when Hillary was winning. The cheers for her turned my stomach. Fuck my neighbors.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (SpeiC)

74 Yeah the huge loser here are the polls. You know how I always say that all polls are push polls? Well, this is why.

Posted by: Lauren at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (949tU)

75 NO JINXING!
Posted by: Iblis


Double seconded.

Settle down, foo's.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (v4Dtx)

76

Dont underestimate Philly fraud

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (1TXSC)

77 This is an amazing night. Not that everything's going to be rosy in the morning

But at least I can say "patience, look at the terrible mess President Trump inherited. He won't be able to clean this mess up overnight"

Omg chris Matthew talking about jack Kennedy and huber Humphrey ??

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (3CFdj)

78 My inner eeyore just won't allow me to get excited just yet. Too many junk punches over the last 8 years have conditioned me to failure.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (eOUAk)

79 LMAO

Looks like a morgue at the Javits Center

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (dELE3)

80 Oh, Brad!

Posted by: Trubble - Gloriously Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (lITxr)

81 Sweep the LEG!!!!

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (vfC/C)

82 I want to watch her concession statement.

It won't be long enough to be considered a "speech".

Then, I want to see a little girl throw a bucket of water on her.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (v5iqM)

83 I think the polls are closed in every state that matters at this point. Our fate is in the hands of the counters.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (0F67M)

84 68 Yes! Ron Johnson is a good dude. Just doesn't self-promote.
Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (W1BbS)


Better than most, light years ahead of Feindouche, but still could be better.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (mbhDw)

85 Bander noted that there is a Working Families Party on the ballot in CT.

Here is the question: Which party name is more Communist?

The Working Families Party or
The Communist Party of America?



In fairness, a REAL Working Families Party seems just like Trump's people.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (hSD8y)

86 So, if current numbers hold, it looks like GOP loses two in the Senate (Kirk, Toomey), but retains control.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (LAe3v)

87 This race was over long ago.

Trump is the next President of the United States/

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (/tuJf)

88 I officially hate my adopted state. I moved here in 75. Fuck wads.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (So9FI)

89 But why are there dump trucks full of sand surrounding Trump Towers in NYC? Will they dump them on BLM or what?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (tHwdc)

90 The ONLY information I'm getting is from this comment section. Thanks posters.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (CLfqv)

91
holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. I can't believe this. Obamacare could die, die, die.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ODxAs)

92 >>Republicans retain the Senate.


Mish McConnel must be relieved.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (EayXl)

93 Wonderfully depressed conversation about women voters on BBC right now.

Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (nl1IL)

94 Pudding futures skyrocketing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (Nwg0u)

95 Demand a recount for every state, Trump. Tell them you're following Gore's steps.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (8mIih)

96
HUMA


HUMA



I WET MYSELF

Posted by: a nasty, sick,old woman in a pantsuit at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (zu88C)

97 This is darn near a repeat of 1980, except for California being so far left.

California is the model they have in mind for the new American Demographic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (mBYZv)

98 Can't wait to see the looks of sheer existential desperation and butthurt from the liberal massess in the morning. #MAGA

Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (4SznG)

99 I'm washing my junk in preparation for the dick sucking.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM


I won't be participating.

Posted by: Madonna at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (DMUuz)

100 And after she loses let The Clinton Foundation indictments rain down.

Posted by: RustyG at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (1Mft0)

101 I may not get that beejer from Madonna after all.

*sad trombone*

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ZLQuU)

102 Not to jinx it, but I'm really looking forward to never having to hear her voice again.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (/x6xU)

103 74
Erick Erickson 3 minutes ago

If Trump wins, he does deserve the benefit of the doubt because he was right on his chances and so many of us were wrong.



No shit? If he wins he was right? Really?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (kdS6q

He can go fuck himself.
Taking names

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb)

104 Dems on DC Fox local news are talking already about how Hillary lost it.

They know.

I don't want to prematurely dip my balls in pudding, but hearing these Dems Lamentations is making me go for it.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (stTTh)

105 That Maddow guy on MSNBC has the SADZ.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (XFS85)

106 My wife asked if she should pray to accept the winner of the election. I told her

No.

Pray that the witch and her cohorts are utterly decimated.

Really-do pray that. That is the our secret weapon.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (k6kXg)

107 Erick Erickson 3 minutes ago


Who?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (0F67M)

108 86
Never crapped on Trump. Just kept his head down. He could be better, as you say, but I respect him.

Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (W1BbS)

109 PA less than 100000 votes, and Trump is outperforming Toomey.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (PJMpr)

110 If Trump wins will Bebe and Gushka have pudding cup pictures?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (b2nZU)


I sure hope so!!! They're fantabulous!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (SpeiC)

111 Mish McConnel must be relieved.

...of duty.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (ZIFyZ)

112 Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (qJhUV)

113 91 But why are there dump trucks full of sand surrounding Trump Towers in NYC? Will they dump them on BLM or what?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (tHwdc)

Trump's gonna have a beach party in Manhattan!

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (7qAYi)

114 Third parties!!

Posted by: CNN at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (/kYMn)

115
If Trump wins will Bebe and Gushka have pudding cup pictures?
Posted by: Buzzion


I think BeBe was #NeverTrump, so maybe not.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (kdS6q)

116 Erick Erickson 3 minutes ago

If Trump wins, he does deserve the benefit of the doubt because he was right on his chances and so many of us were wrong.


===



Fuck you, Erickson.



No Mercy.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (zu88C)

117 Is Little Green Footballs still a thing? I wonder how they're coping?

Posted by: BuckIV at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (CLfqv)

118


Charles Kockholster's batteries are gonna run out any minute...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Mt8T4)

119 That Maddow guy on MSNBC has the SADZ.


Because we're going to put her in the camp.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (0F67M)

120 92 The ONLY information I'm getting is from this comment section. Thanks posters.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (CLfqv)

Same. TV is on but muted. I glance occasionally at Drudge to see the calls.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (/1KcA)

121 Clinton lead down to 3 in PA

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (K0tm3)

122 Methinks they're holding some states back to hopefully give them the pop vote...

Posted by: Jackal at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (TkOBg)

123 Please call Florida, FBN

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (LojpD)

124 Erick Erickson 3 minutes ago

If Trump wins, he does deserve the benefit of the doubt because he was right on his chances and so many of us were wrong.

No shit? If he wins he was right? Really?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (kdS6q)



hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (qCMvj)

125 Hahahaha! Guy on ham radio net I'm listening to: "Who's Evan McMillin??"

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (GUBah)

126 Hey Hillary!


Will you accept the results of the election?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (zu88C)

127 He has this. The networks are delaying calls so the Beast can cheat her way to a steal.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (6IPEM)

128 A year and a half ago...I made a pronouncement borne of frustration.

So this is where that road goes.

What a long, strange trip it's been...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (vyqqu)

129 BTW RCP average had Feingold winning by 2.7.

It's time to outlaw polls. Fucking useless gaslighting psy-ops bullshit.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (G8TO0)

130 *waves at Beltway Elite* Hi. Welcome to the Horde! We don't bite. Mostly.

new fantasy topic: name some great trolls trump could do on day 1

i suggested:
-demand churchill's bust back from brexit on day 1
-give the queen of england an ipod loaded only with a video of obama, doing a girly fail opening pitch at a baseball game
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Z53PH)



I want both of those like burning.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (dEQP3)

131 FLA to Trump sez AP

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (qJhUV)

132 I wouldn't expect anything major to be done to roll back Obama's years of hate. For one thing the GOP congress is going to work against Trump out of sheer bitterness and frustration. For another, I don't believe Trump actually has that big a problem with Obama's policies -- although after this gruelling election he may have learned to despise these people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (39g3+)

133 OLD Shocker - BREXIT
NEW Shocker - TRUMPIT

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (fFfWq)

134 Do balls still get dipped in pudding? Is that still a thing? Do I have time to make pudding before Hillary's concession speech?





Yes, she's being "rejuvenated" and needs time to "compose" herself. And change diapers.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (tHwdc)

135 122
I'd do him if he was the last guy on earth...nah, not really.

Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (W1BbS)

136 Dont underestimate Philly fraud

All rainbows and sunshine tonight, eh?

Posted by: A bear in the woods at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (Tyii7)

137 Tell me you wouldn't hit hit Kennedy like Cavuto on a donut!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (XFS85)

138 I'm gonna throw on some Sly and the Family Stone and pour myself a Double.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (EayXl)

139 Nipple status: tingly, not yet exploding with delight

Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (nl1IL)

140 To be selfish, With President Elect Trump and control of both House of Congress, I can look forward to the repeal of The Sequester. That might even guarantee me a full more 6 years in The Navy!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (dELE3)

141 Oh shit that vote thing was today?

Posted by: Funny joke from 5 thrads and 4 years ago at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (+p/8B)

142 mitchellvii
08/11/16 22:54
NYTimes: Trump now has 86% chance of winning WI. Reince Priebus, you da man!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (y3aQB)

143 Ace, I tip my hat. You are the most cautious man on your boards tonight.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (X0CTs)

144 if this happens - this will be the moment the seas stopped rising: 3 conservative SCOTUSes, repeal obamacare, get rid of Paris and Iran agreements, tear up all of Obama's achievements, build a wall, investigate Clinton. Unless he turns out to be a democratic plant, in which case we're fuct. But otherwise, this could be conservative revenge porn x 10000000.

Let's just hope Michigan and Wisconsin hold.

Posted by: dzh123 at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (7cihH)

145 If Trump wins, he does deserve the benefit of the doubt because he was right on his chances and so many of us were wrong.
****************

Go get fucked by a diseased whale, Erick.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (G8TO0)

146 Looks like the voters rejected Beyonce and Jay-z.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (mBYZv)

147 Well, Toomey's also an even stinkier piece of shit, so, you know...

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (/x6xU)

148 So, if current numbers hold, it looks like GOP loses two in the Senate (Kirk, Toomey), but retains control.
Posted by: pep

I'm not sure about Kelly Ayotte in New Hampshire.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (S6Pax)

149 Never crapped on Trump. Just kept his head down. He could be better, as you say, but I respect him.
Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (W1BbS)


The main diff for me is that I have no doubt he loves this country even if I may disagree with some of his policies. Can't say the same for Obama or Hillary.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (/1KcA)

150 Minus one hit.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (XFS85)

151 "new fantasy topic: name some great trolls trump could do on day 1"

Give Obama an iPad pre-loaded with all the seasons of "The Apprentice".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (fVubI)

152 10 Trump's gangbusters performance in Ohio is a promising sign.

Oh here's another fact: THE POLLS WERE FUCKING OFF AFTER ALL.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer

What's the point of having bad polls if all its going to do is make Trump supporters sad and stay home. Wait. What?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (iWW0H)

153 93
holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. I can't believe this. Obamacare could die, die, die.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ODxAs)

From your lips to God's ears

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (LojpD)

154 RCP has it:

Clinton/Kaine... 131
Trump/Pence... 213

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (u8kLQ)

155
TIME 9 minutes ago

Hillary Clinton now has 131 electoral votes and Donald Trump has 168

http://ti.me/2flCESy


One more EV!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (kdS6q)

156 Are you not entertained?....they are talking about nurse nasty in past tense on fbn

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (9n0dl)

157 I made some amazing bets over the last two days, so I will be personally satisfied no matter what.

Assuming Hillary wins, which is now very much in doubt, it has to be narrow. The American people have spoken, and they know they were sold out. Our rulers are about to have their worst year ever, and I am happy.

Run Quislings, run.

Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (zeyTF)

158 Hard to see how Trump doesn't win Wisconsin if Johnson is pulling the upset there. Game over. Declare Trump the King of the North.

Posted by: Sayyid at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (HZObH)

159 Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!
Posted by: Donald Trump


Fuck dude. I just might be.

Posted by: Maximus Preferencus Cascadius at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (/kYMn)

160 Clinton Foundation just announced a n absolutely no refunds policy.

Posted by: shiggz at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (G7wcY)

161 94% chance of Trump winning.



I told my brother I'm not going to bother him. I just talked to my uncle in Missouri who's a moron even though he doesn't come here. And I didn't drunk call since I only started drinking around 9:15....




I want Trump to withhold cash from everything unless he gets his way.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (23lwL)

162 65 The nyt map has Ohio with hatch marks. The popup calls it for Trump, but I don't get what they are saying with the hatches.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)

That indicates a flip from 2012

Posted by: Buzzion at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (b2nZU)

163 Rachel Maddow is only calling swing states that Clinton has won, with the exception of Ohio.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (tHwdc)

164 I say again, holy fucking shit.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (OwNJe)

165 140 Tell me you wouldn't hit hit Kennedy like Cavuto on a donut!
_________
Yeah, she's a hottie.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (CLfqv)

166 Can't wait to hear the media explain away their poll numbers, or why they were trying to get Clinton elected.

Can't wait to see heads roll at the DOJ and FBI and have the real agents unchained on Obama, Podesta, Lynch, McCauliffe, and both Bill and Hillary. Fuck it, Chelsea too.

Can't wait to see all the liberal Hollywood assholes crying and watching their movies tank.

Can't wait to see Hillary arrested.

Can't wait to see all these asshole NeverTrumpers swallow cock trying to jump on the bandwagon and explain their actions.

Can't. Fucking. Wait.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (pUDQf)

167 Looks like the voters rejected Beyonce and Jay-z.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Well, she does have a big butt
And I cannot lie

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (S6Pax)

168 Oh, and fuck you Ed Morrisey.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (LbXNI)

169
Err -- 101 EVs. Got ahead of myself there.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (kdS6q)

170 86% of winning WI now.

This is over.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (wfDW1)

171 Concede, Hillary! Do it now!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (IcT7t)

172 Yeah, GA as swing state is epic level gaslighting

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (3ShQW)

173 12 Yeah, and she thought she'd be giving it by now. With accompanying fireworks.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (W2wn0)

174 NYT:

94% chance of Trump winning the presidency as of this moment

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president

!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (jBuUi)

175 152
Yep. Agree. Motives are good. But I moved here from California, so anything is an improvement compared to Feinstein and Boxer!

Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (W1BbS)

176 Great the battle against the globalists will be decided by wayne county Michigan.

Posted by: shiggz at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (G7wcY)

177 140 Tell me you wouldn't hit hit Kennedy like Cavuto on a donut!
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (XFS85)

She is pretty damn hot. Checks a lot of boxes: Hot librarian look. Kinky look. Smart. Libertarian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (92kX2)

178 My cucked german bil just posted he wants to move back to germany! MAGA motherfuckers!

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (J1Jae)

179 #163

THREAD WINNER!

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (IKsp1)

180 Ayotte looks like she's back in. Same with Sununu for Guv

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (6IPEM)

181 And now here's Cher singing, "Leaving on a Jet Plane"...

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (qJhUV)

182 21 Why does Fox call Virginia for her at 88% but won't call Florida for him at 98%?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Noting left to count but blue NoVa.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (iWW0H)

183 when Trump wins, we should all start calling for TFG to resign early & let TehDonald take over for the good of the country 'cause the people have spoken

-
Or at least open an Office of the President Lame Duck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (Nwg0u)

184 >>>88 So, if current numbers hold, it looks like GOP loses two in the Senate (Kirk, Toomey), but retains control.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (LAe3v)>>>

Toomey is tight. Could take it.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (K0tm3)

185

drudge:

VA Gov gives 60,000 felons the vote, Hillary wins state by 60,000...

no flippin way...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (qCMvj)

186 Ironically, Egg McMuffin's job prospects entail asking 'do you want fries with that?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (mBYZv)

187 BKREAKING:

Alexthechick just promised that if Trump wins she's going to write "Victory" on her tits in whipped cream and show the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (mgbwf)

188 I'm defective.

Posted by: Joe Munchin at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (IqV8l)

189 This night makes me think I have a shot with Winona!!! WOOOO!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (xhKov)

190 BRRRRRRREXXXIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (ZLQuU)

191 The NYT has Trump at 94% to win hovering around 295-300 EVs.

It's happening peeps.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (4ErVI)

192 I imagine Hillary is wearing the ultra-large Depends tonight.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (s7hQ/)

193
Dow Futures down over 600 points because of a possible (it ain't over yet) Trump win.
My will 401k will take a beating (for now) with a Trump win but it's a small price to pay to keep a corrupt hag out.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (yfObW)

194 Detroit Free Press just called MI for Trump.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (6IPEM)

195 Flaming Skull Futures WAY UP.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (Vevy5)

196 Holy fuck.

He might just do it.

Posted by: Piercello at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (TOLnE)

197 TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212TRUMP 212

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (zu88C)

198 Social media will absolutely melt down. The MSM will melt down. Hillary will probably explode. It's going to be glorious.

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (guIHw)

199 Unless he turns out to be a democratic plant, in which case we're fuct. But otherwise, this could be conservative revenge porn x 10000000.

Let's just hope Michigan and Wisconsin hold.
Posted by: dzh123 at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (7cihH)

Can I just say that even if the plant thing turns out to be true, it won't really deaden the joy of this night SHOULD he win. Cuz I'm still not 100% there yet but yeah, if he does win and then turns, you can't take the joy of Hillary losing away from me. Just because it's HER.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (/1KcA)

200 Looks like the voters rejected Beyonce and Jay-z.
=================

And Lady GaGa

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (JBggj)

201 Damn, looks like VA is lost. I so hoped VA would stay Trump and then this WOULD be wrapped up for him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (hSD8y)

202 What if the GOP only loses one in the senate and Trump wins. Pollsters should all hang themselves.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (K0tm3)

203 Clinton Foundation just announced a n absolutely no refunds policy.
Posted by: shiggz at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM


snort

Well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (6khUI)

204 Got willowed on the last thread. Just dropped off the wife's OR ballot at local drop box. Friendly county worker flanked by local LE. You want rec MJ in rural Marion County, pay the tax bitchez.

Posted by: Fish at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (jJt7b)

205 florida

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (0O7c5)

206 My inner eeyore just won't allow me to get excited just yet. Too many junk punches over the last 8 years have conditioned me to failure.

Said every Vikings fan ever

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (KRwzj)

207 If Hillary loses, there's going to be a lot of people in DC who will have to go into hiding.

Or at least, hire someone to start their cars and/or start wearing asbestos undies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (u8kLQ)

208
Mandate

Repudiation of Obama

Say it with me

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (1TXSC)

209 Dump trucks full of sand are an improvised barrier against a truck bomb.

Smart idea.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (VmIEt)

210 -give the queen of England an ipod loaded only with a video of obama, doing a girly fail opening pitch at a baseball game

Just a greatest hits: him walking into a window his first day, him lifting "weights," him throwing like a girl, him clanging basketball shots, etc. There are so many you could make a big highlight reel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (39g3+)

211 AP calls Florida for Trump

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (ZIFyZ)

212 This espresso is divine!


But we'll still need more sequins.

Posted by: Karl Lagerfeld Tours the Factory at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (78luA)

213 FBN finally called it for Florida!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (G8TO0)

214 201 Social media will absolutely melt down. The MSM will melt down. Hillary will probably explode. It's going to be glorious.
Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (guIHw

Im planning on listening to NPR tomorrow. That should make me laugh like a child.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (voOPb)

215 Not to jinx it, but I'm really looking forward to never having to hear her voice again.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM



Just once more, during the concession speech.

Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (jkkMG)

216

Holy God in heaven

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (1TXSC)

217 FBN has called Florida for Trump!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (O6aZ4)

218 FOX calls FL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (dELE3)

219 Looks like Fox finally called Florida at 49.2%. I caved and looked at the TV.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (/1KcA)

220 156 93
holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. I can't believe this. Obamacare could die, die, die.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ODxAs)


Obamacare is gonna die no matter what. The only question is whether the death is legislative or fiscal.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (Xuv2G)

221


YUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (Mt8T4)

222 Can I just say that everyone on TV sucks donkey units.
The world of diplomatic verbage (is that a word?) is over.
We want thunderdome.

HS - FL just called by Fox for DT.
I'm drinking more - back later.

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (+g2h9)

223 OMFG - Fox call FL for Trump!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (NOIQH)

224 Fox just called Florida for Trump

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (PJMpr)

225 Maria Bartimono has some nice hooters

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (Y/E2d)

226 NYT thingy now just says >95% chance Trump wins.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (IcT7t)

227 FBN now calls FL for Trump

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (3Liv/)

228 I luv CAC, but why is the DD so far behind this time?

It was ahead of many of the MSM last two times..

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (+uqOo)

229 FL Called! TRUMP!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (hSD8y)

230 Trump still up by 2% in WI, but the numbers haven't changed for a while. They fraudulating?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (XoldI)

231 FLORIDA BEEETCHEZ!!!!!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (Dc/ui)

232 FOX News calls Fla for Trump

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (y3aQB)

233 cnn has less hostile things to say about trump then fox panel.

Posted by: shiggz at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (G7wcY)

234 NYT >95%

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (mBYZv)

235 Finally! Talk about blueballs, Florida.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (kATU+)

236 And FBN gives Florida to Donald Trump.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (S6Pax)

237
Fox FINALLY calls FL for Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (mbhDw)

238 Florida called for Trump. Thank you God.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (LojpD)

239 Charles Kockholster's batteries are gonna run out any minute...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Mt8T4)



he's so full of it

always leaves out of the equation those of us that just wanted it to STOP - the corruption, the lies, the partisan media

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (qCMvj)

240 Didn't some Irish bookie already pay out a Hillary victory?

Posted by: Lauren at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (949tU)

241 If the Detroit Free Press is correct, Donald J Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (6IPEM)

242 NYT gadget now at ">95% Trump".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (5dOnv)

243 TRUMP WINS FLORIDA FUCK YEAH

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (ef6pV)

244 Folks I don't know what to say, I voted Trump but never thought he had a chance to win. I am blown away, I want to celebrate but my brain is too busy screaming "Oh My Fucking God!" in shock.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (cGlgB)

245 My Roku says Fox is on commercial. Bastards.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (K0tm3)

246 Tony, I don't care what you promise me. WE ARE THROUGH FOREVERRRR!!!

Posted by: Huma A. (overheard on her cell phone) at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (u8kLQ)

247 @163

Thread winner, and I so badly hope a night winner.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (ciTDw)

248 183 Ayotte looks like she's back in. Same with Sununu for Guv
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (6IPEM)

I just like saying "Sununu"

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (7qAYi)

249 fucking sock

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (XoldI)

250 163
Clinton Foundation just announced an absolutely no refunds policy.

Posted by: shiggz

=====


hahahahaahahahA

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (zu88C)

251 HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FLA!!!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (br2jI)

252 Huma and Hillary will have to 69 each other all night at this point, not butthurt but c*nthurt

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (hSD8y)

253 THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL FOR TRUMP

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (ef6pV)

254 A whole bunch of strong women that all the men are afraid of are going to be at work tomorrow with quivering lips.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (/x6xU)

255 FL called for Trump!!!!!


Ha hahahaahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!


Perhaps another Dark and Stormy is in order.


eh....F U CA!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (9q7Dl)

256 If Hillary loses, there's going to be a lot of people in DC who will have to go into hiding.

No way. They're going to get back to doing what they do best: lying.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (ZIFyZ)

257 IDAHO BEETCHEZ!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (Dc/ui)

258 Ho.Lee.Shit.

Fox calls Fl for Trump

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (71OEY)

259 " Detroit Free Press just called MI for Trump."

Over. President Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (wfDW1)

260 Came out of the movie and looked at drudge at 9 eastern and was pretty down. Now starting to feel a bit happier.....

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (9dH/8)

261 188

drudge:

VA Gov gives 60,000 felons the vote, Hillary wins state by 60,000...

no flippin way...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (qCMvj)

Just told my dad that. He's apoplectic. I hope Mccauliffe is arrested second under a Trump administration.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (pUDQf)

262 MSNBC just called CA for Hillary - SHE NOW LEADS THE EV!!

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (OwNJe)

263 Tell me you wouldn't hit hit Kennedy like Cavuto on a donut!
_________
Yeah, she's a hottie.


Posted by: BuckIV
****
Wanted to bang her back when she was an MTV VJ.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (hVdx9)

264 Now the fun part begins:

Watching libs scream about Trump starting a nuclear war over Syria.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)

265 Trump is going to win NH.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (y3aQB)

266 Idaho voted for Trump ?

NO FUCKIN WAY

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (Y/E2d)

267 Gee, they called Cali.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (So9FI)

268 I'm starting to get a little excited.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (0F67M)

269 VENGEANCE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (ZLQuU)

270 MSDNC calls CA, OR, HI called for the Beast. They have her ahead in electoral votes.

Riiight, we can all keep praying.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (tHwdc)

271 Praise Kek.

Posted by: Frank Underwood (D-SC) at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (DfclT)

272 Willowed:

If RCP is accurate, it looks like Toomey is a goner.

Lotsa hate here for Toomey from gun owners.

And McGinty is the MILF. Another Kathy Kane.

The whole PA GOP senate history is complicated. Basically, Santorum endorsed Specter (instead of then conservative demigod Toomey) which totally pissed off the base.

So they sat home and gave us Bob Casey Jr. - on matters of principle.

It looks like they've done the same thing over again (over gun control and not endorsing Trump) to Toomey and given us another Democrat Senator.

Lotsa of well meaning but really stupid people here.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (RcpcZ)

273 213 -give the queen of England an ipod loaded only with a video of obama, doing a girly fail opening pitch at a baseball game

Just a greatest hits: him walking into a window his first day, him lifting "weights," him throwing like a girl, him clanging basketball shots, etc. There are so many you could make a big highlight high heels reel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (39g3+)

FIFY

Posted by: Hans und Franz at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (brIR5)

274 I luv CAC, but why is the DD so far behind this time?

It was ahead of many of the MSM last two times..


When you call your volunteer pool a bunch of racists, you tend to shrink the pool.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (IcT7t)

275 Clinton Foundation just announced a n absolutely no refunds policy.

*polishes scimitars*

Posted by: Quatari Special Forces at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (/kYMn)

276 holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. I can't believe this. Obamacare could die, die, die.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ODxAs)

Obamacare is gonna die no matter what. The only question is whether the death is legislative or fiscal.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (Xuv2G)

It will be harder, MUCH Harder, to repeal Fredocare than it was to ram it thru. It's gonna be a bitch but I can't worry about that tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (dELE3)

277 As a Floridian who lived here all my life, I'm very happy right now.



Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (88xKn)

278 LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (zu88C)

279 Victory speech recommendation for Trump. "Hillary, you might want to put a little ice on that."

Posted by: Levin at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (iZGeA)

280 NYT thing now has Trump at >95% for those whose heads have not yet exploded.

Posted by: Cantankerous at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (jOSqt)

281 Defund all universites except technology, engineering, math and medicine.


Science may get money back when we figure out just how many genders there are.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (23lwL)

282 Hillary is beating McMuffin in Utah. Trump is over 50%, so doesn't matter how the rest of them split the vote, but it still is good to see that fucker get stomped.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (R+30W)

283

7 hours until Morning Joe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (qCMvj)

284 112 PA less than 100000 votes, and Trump is outperforming Toomey.
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (PJMpr)


I voted for Trump, but not for Toomey.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

285 CNN still not calling NC or FL (or GA)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (3ShQW)

286 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (wfDW1) Dave MY MAN !!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (y3aQB)

287 The freep called Michigan??

I'm getting a semi!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (pUDQf)

288 MI called for Trp by Detroit news

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (Qvgg/)

289 GODDAMMIT! CAN I HAVE A FUCKING DRINK NOW!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (qJhUV)

290 Chemjeff hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (ZLQuU)

291 >>> Clinton Foundation just announced an absolutely no refunds policy.
.....

Remember 2008 when she had to beg Obama to pay off her campaign debt and was stiffing vendors left and right?

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (71OEY)

292 highlight

Posted by: Hans und Franz at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (brIR5)

293 Holy F y'all, I'm a farmer and I get up before dawn, I can't sleep with all these liberal heads exploding. And the screams of pain.....

Eh, I'll take it

Posted by: Traye at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (XEPsM)

294 Told ya.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (/tuJf)

295 tbh, i just got a scary thought of trump being assassinated during his victory speech wouldnt put it past them

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (J1Jae)

296 >>
Huma and Hillary will have to 69 each other all night at this point, not butthurt but c*nthurt


Ya think Huma sticks around if she loses. I'd imagine she's called back to Saudi Arabia, of gloms onto the next big thing....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (NOIQH)

297 What's the best channel to watch for entertainment. The tears of CNN fox or MSNBC. Or go fox business for the positivity.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (b2nZU)

298
7 hours until Morning Joe

z& sidekick Morning Ho

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (y3aQB)

299
Can we get confirmation on Michigan please?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (mbhDw)

300 Dear sweet Jesus I had a feeling when the fucking Cubs won but holy sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (4ErVI)

301 MSNC sill won't call FL, NC, NV, PA, NH etc.

WI kills Feingold.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (tHwdc)

302 He's getting the uneducated vote. Fuck these people.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (So9FI)

303 I voted for Trump, but not Moran in KS. Moran whined like a pussy when Trump said...pussy. But it looks like KS is pretty safe.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (gIJAl)

304 If Hillary loses Michigan ISIS didn't get out the vote in Dearborn and Flint.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (Ha50C)

305
NYT has PA, MI and WI all predicted for Trump.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (kdS6q)

306 DANCE TO THE MUSIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kzyRM0Sjl8

Posted by: SLY and the FAMILY STONE at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (EayXl)

307 67 Do balls still get dipped in pudding? Is that still a thing? Do I have time to make pudding before Hillary's concession speech?

Posted by: 3.14159

Any cool thickened liquid will do. A mousse perhaps? Cold sausage gravy works too, normally for a morning dip.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (iWW0H)

308 What time does Billy Jeff put on the hockey helmet?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (xhKov)

309

EV totals anyone

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (1TXSC)

310
I was informed Trump officially got Florida.
Any conformation?

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (yfObW)

311 Uh, hello, I'd like to book two tickets to anywhere. Yes, as soon as possible.

Posted by: Bill Clinton and "Engergizer" at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (Se/yD)

312 I'm so glad I got laid off at my last gig at 40 Wall Street...

The Donald Trump Building!

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (ZsN9X)

313 It feels like we've reached that point of inevitability, not prematurely either. Watch out! It's going to be quite messy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (JO9+V)

314 Boom! California just called for the Beast. 0% reporting.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (R+30W)

315 It ain't over until the fat lady screams.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (NbRJx)

316 NYT >95% chance Trump victory

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (hA1V+)

317 My husband insists on getting his election results from CNN, PBS, and NBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (PY9jH)

318 Funny that Fox held out on calling CA until they could pair it with Trump winning FL.

I also saw where the loathsome Kamala Harris will be the new Senator from Northern Mexico.

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (pBZp4)

319 Alexthechick just promised that if Trump wins she's going to write "Victory" on her tits in whipped cream and show the Horde.

---------

What goes on the other one?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (JmjOe)

320 OK...relax. Deep breath.

Even if Trump wins...this is a reprieve.

We were never voting our way out of the mess we're in. A victory here doesn't change the fundamentals, but it may help shift momentum. And it does buy us time to push things further in our favor, to try to reclaim the people and turn them back to sanity and, if not towards righteousness entirely, then at least away from wickedness.

If this be a victory, do the work to make it the first of many.

Fight the good fight, my friends.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (vyqqu)

321 MSDNC calls CA, OR, HI called for the Beast. They have her ahead in electoral votes.

Riiight, we can all keep praying.


Posted by: Miley
****

I am utterly shocked those states went for her.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (hVdx9)

322 When you call your volunteer pool a bunch of racists, you tend to shrink the pool.

heh

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (Tyii7)

323 257 A whole bunch of strong women that all the men are afraid of are going to be at work tomorrow with quivering lips.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM

Not me. Gonna have perma smirk if he pulls this out.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (dAXyx)

324 Some typos there. Jack bottle almost empty, LOL!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)

325 Puddin. I need puddin.

Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (rsjbH)

326 Fox just called Florida for Trump.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (hYNPr)

327
EV totals anyone
Posted by: ThunderB



NYT has it at a predicted 305.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (kdS6q)

328 Cali and Hawaii, two states I grew up in, were gonna go the shebitch, no doubt.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (Eabwd)

329 MSNBC just called CA for Hillary - SHE NOW LEADS THE EV!!

Baked in the cake.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (mBYZv)

330 I will give Trump this.

The man knows how to win.

We need to come up with a better word than "nationalist" to describe the idea that nations have borders and are reasonable to look out for their best interests ahead of others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (39g3+)

331 This is awesome guys. I postedh on the wrong thread.
What say you? Dom, moet or veuve clicquot?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (Q5Ymk)

332 I was informed Trump officially got Florida.
Any conformation?

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (yfObW)



Let me put it this way even the idiots at Yahoo have him winning it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (auHtY)

333 Has Georgia been called?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (3CFdj)

334 *puts head between legs*

I'm more nervous about this than I was any of the Indians World Series games.

*goes to check to be sure I have whipped cream*

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (dEQP3)

335 Hillary is beating McMuffin in Utah. Trump is over 50%, so doesn't matter how the rest of them split the vote, but it still is good to see that fucker get stomped.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (R+30W)



Ron Paul's selling Freeze Dryers.
Gary Johnson will probably be selling A Leppo brand pot
McMuffin?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (qCMvj)

336 ( Blank ) hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero


Now, now, let's not get personal.

Yet...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (v4Dtx)

337 HilLIARy expecting "a long night."

Ja.

Posted by: Hans und Franz at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (brIR5)

338 Someone better get Ben Carson on the phone, it's closing in on 4 hours for me

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (CZObp)

339 When I saw the Zero Hedge article about the Market taking a 500 point dive I knew Trump had it in the bag. Money knows and does not spin.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (7rBhW)

340 My God is there any fucking way this could still happenpleasegodpleasegod someone fucking help!!???!!!

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (/kYMn)

341 OMG!! DNC says long night...Hillary had to fight for everything her whole life.

Like the furniture she stole from the WH?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (ciTDw)

342 CNN twisting itself in knots to find more votes for FAB in Michigan

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (dnWSK)

343 I'm watching msnbc just for fun

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (3CFdj)

344 a trump win buys you a few years to cash out any traceable savings you have into something physical that the govt can't find and confiscate.
your 401k is not safe when uncle obama has 20 trillion to pay for

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (Z53PH)

345 No statewide healthcare in Colorado. Thank the lord!

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (lidp8)

346 Just a question....

What percentage of the US population are those "Non-college-degree, White Fuckers", anyway?

Because we seem to be taking it in the metaphorical shorts tonight.....

Assholes.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (br2jI)

347 OMG.

Just became 168 FAB 172 Trump.

What happened?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (hqqM5)

348 265 MSNBC just called CA for Hillary - SHE NOW LEADS THE EV!!
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (OwNJe)


Wish I could be a fly on the wall in that newsroom tonight.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (Xuv2G)

349 MSNBC is a delight. My goodness they're not giving up yet.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (P1C8m)

350 Move this pencil neck intern on FBN

Let Kennedy push the damn buttons

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (zu88C)

351 I won't believe it until she concedes. Even then... remember 2000. Shit I want to believe but I'm giving Lucy a sideways glance.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (CNHr1)

352 255 Huma and Hillary will have to 69 each other all night at this point, not butthurt but c*nthurt

Posted by: Curmudgeon

I think Huma's days of eating that are over. Her handlers will try to find another target for the honeypot.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (iWW0H)

353 Even if/when Trump wins, he should set up some voter fraud task force. I wonder if VA should belong to Trump.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (hSD8y)

354 350 OMG.

Just became 168 FAB 172 Trump.

What happened?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (hqqM5)


West Coast states.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (mbhDw)

355 209 Clinton, 172 Trump, if you care to put your faith in Chris Matthews and Ms. Madcow.

Ooops, they just gave NC to Trump. Sadz!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (tHwdc)

356 I feel kinda like I used to when I took ecstasy and stayed up all night doing dumb shit that was fun anyway.

Posted by: Traye at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (XEPsM)

357 It ain't over until the fat lady screams.


Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (NbRJx)

Until the fat lady face plants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (PY9jH)

358 We need to come up with a better word than "nationalist" to describe the idea that nations have borders and are reasonable to look out for their best interests ahead of others.

*************************

America FuckYeahrism?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (G8TO0)

359 Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (Eabwd)
Sorry about my kooky fellow Californios.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (Q5Ymk)

360 Deport Charles CW Cooke. That's all I ask for.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (nFdGS)

361 I da ho.

And I want my pussy grabbed.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (71OEY)

362 Trump 74% chance to win Iowa.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (y3aQB)

363 >>>197 Detroit Free Press just called MI for Trump.
Posted by: L, Elle

where? I searched their feed and saw them calling MI for Hillary an hour ago (and defending why they did that).

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (8rNrN)

364 I guess sending 1.8 M to Qatar was a wise move.

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (Qvgg/)

365 A big Jersey FU to Springsteen and BonJovi

Posted by: Mccool at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (PhpHA)

366

I love you morons

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (1TXSC)

367 Yep....definitely listening to Beck tomm

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (SxBH1)

368 Fucking Nate Silver saying it's now 55% for Trump

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (6IPEM)

369 Miley,

Down over a pint. Just gettin' warmed up

Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (rsjbH)

370 check out the fox livestreams of the candidate parties compare and contrast the energy!

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (J1Jae)

371 202 - i agree with that 100%. I will relish Clinton's failure - and the tears of the arrogant SJWs in my life. I look forward to all those government employees quitting and celebrities leaving...

Posted by: dzh123 at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (7cihH)

372 MSNBC just groaned as they (finally) called NC

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (P1C8m)

373 Ok, my wife asked me to post this:

"How is it that the NYT % thing can show Trump at over 95% of winning?"

She's not an 'ette, but she did vote for Trump, so please, be PG-13 in your responses.

PS. I'm drinking and can't think critically.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (X0CTs)

374 282 Victory speech recommendation for Trump. "Hillary, you might want to put a little ice on that."
Posted by: Levin at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (iZGeA)

Just tweet out a list of burn centers in the US for the recently afflicted.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (/1KcA)

375
190
BKREAKING:



Alexthechick just promised that if Trump wins she's going to write "Victory" on her tits in whipped cream and show the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (mgbwf)






Don't be a tease.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (LuZz8)

376 russ feingold can go back to san fran now and resume his duties at the gloryhole. then, he can go fuck himself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (KP5rU)

377 334 This is awesome guys. I postedh on the wrong thread.
What say you? Dom, moet or veuve clicquot?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (Q5Ymk)

Go for the Dom.

Posted by: Hans und Franz at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (brIR5)

378 When you're Hillary!, you treat everyone like Daddy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (gIJAl)

379 >>Just became 168 FAB 172 Trump.

What happened?



Commie-Fornia.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (EayXl)

380 265 MSNBC just called CA for Hillary - SHE NOW LEADS THE EV!!


Posted by: Bomber


hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha. Never saw that coming.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (iWW0H)

381 Carville the snake on MCDNC now.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (tHwdc)

382
Victory speech recommendation for Trump. "Hillary, you might want to put a little ice on that."

Posted by: Levin at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (iZGeA)


LOVE IT!!! Threadwinner???

Posted by: NC Ref at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (SpeiC)

383 They Times just called CA for Hillary with 0% reporting

WTF?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (hqqM5)

384 Clinton 209
Trump 187



MSNBC - keeping the hope alive....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (23lwL)

385 348 No statewide healthcare in Colorado. Thank the lord!


noooo we need a few sacrificial lambs to teach the rest of the states

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Z53PH)

386 Oh Fox is all over "populists" now.
Just say "stupid fucking peasants" and be honest how you feel.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (OhTOr)

387 Until the fat lady face plants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------------

LOL

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (eMnol)

388 "I'm more nervous about this than I was any of the Indians World Series games.

*goes to check to be sure I have whipped cream*

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (dEQP3) "

This is the "Davis hits a 2-run HR" moment. Now we just need a run in the bottom of the 9th to win the whole fucking thing.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (kumBu)

389 Google has The Trumpmeister at 201 EV now. That's still a long way to go.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (KQndB)

390 Come on Trump!
Bring it home.

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (scNDq)

391 Has Georgia been called?

I tried, they hung up on me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (IcT7t)

392
CBS called CA for Hillary as soon as the polls closed at 8:00 PM.

STILL refuses to call FL and NC for Trump.

Hacks.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (kdS6q)

393 No statewide healthcare in Colorado. Thank the lord!


Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (lidp

Aw yeah. thank you Lord.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (h1PKb)

394
7 hours until Morning Joe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Morning Joe and Mika are on suicide watch.

Together.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (S6Pax)

395 So, does George Soros turn to dust when it's all over?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Vevy5)

396 NEW Shocker - TRUMPIT

-
When a problem comes along
You must TRUMPIT
Before the cream sets out too long
You must TRUMPIT
When something's goin' wrong
You must TRUMPIT
Now TRUMPIT
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To TRUMPIT
TRUMPIT good

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Nwg0u)

397 LOL! Your Fireworks display tastes as good as my ass you corrupt unethical bitch!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (7vTEZ)

398 Whoa Trump within 2 in PA

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (G8TO0)

399 Bartoromo has cocksucker lips.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (XFS85)

400 362 Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (Eabwd)
Sorry about my kooky fellow Californios.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (Q5Ymk)

---

It's ok.

My Raiders will be moving to Las Vegas, so there's that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Eabwd)

401 Combine now working in the field directly adjacent to my house. Wind carries the dust away, woo-hoo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (bY0uH)

402 Hillary! To the Eagle's Nest! There we will wait for Steiner in our snappy nazi uniforms!

Posted by: Lady Gaga at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (hA1V+)

403 Good tweet, Hillary. Of course you're going to try and drag it out. Bitch.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Dc/ui)

404 Oh well fox business is having a grand old time laughing and joking.

Posted by: jaimo at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (eDc0r)

405
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MI AND WI?????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (mbhDw)

406 Actually, at the end, not really all that close. Close, but not that close.

Yeah, but it does show that the Times gauge thingy is pretty accurate....they always had VA in the Hildebeast column

They are currently showing Trump up in WI MI PA

Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (22ML0)

407 Hopefully Ace can relax now. I know this meant the world to him and for good reason. For all his faults, Donald Trump will not weaponize the justice department against his political enemies. Business enemies, yes. Political, no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (39g3+)

408 216-202 Thunder B

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (voOPb)

409 The FAB campaign releases a statement that nothing has ever come easy for her????

What the Fuck? The Bitch made 1/2 billion of more giving speeches and seeing influence? Sugar tit job if I ever saw one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (dELE3)

410 Even if/when Trump wins, he should set up some voter fraud task force. I wonder if VA should belong to Trump.
---
I hope Trump's election monitors have been taking notes to turn over to Giuliani for the RICO investigation

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (3Liv/)

411 This is awesome guys. I postedh on the wrong thread.

What say you? Dom, moet or veuve clicquot?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (Q5Ymk)




Definitely the Dom. Even though it tastes like sweat.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (tHwdc)

412 I am glad those rat bastards who wanted to nationalise what healthcare i still have, got beat the fuck out.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (3ShQW)

413 Move this pencil neck intern on FBN

Let Kennedy push the damn buttons
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (zu88C)



*nods vigorously*

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (dEQP3)

414 >>Let Kennedy push the damn buttons


...or just let her play with one.

On the desk.

Dress on.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (EayXl)

415 Assisted death is winning though in CO so we won't be able to kill people with socialize medicine but we will be able to kill them.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (lidp8)

416 Carville the snake on MCDNC now.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks


James Carville is now on suicide watch.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (S6Pax)

417 IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!! TRUMP IS GOING TO THROW US IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (qJhUV)

418 Posted by: Traye at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (XEPsM)
Hey Traye,
Nice going in your state.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (Q5Ymk)

419
So I guess the ONT is sorta on a holding pattern.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (yfObW)

420 Carville the snake on MCDNC now.
Posted by: Miley
------------

Should be out dragging hunnert dollah bills through trailer parks, to buy votes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (eMnol)

421 CNN - NC to Trump

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (OwNJe)

422 360 We need to come up with a better word than "nationalist" to describe the idea that nations have borders and are reasonable to look out for their best interests ahead of others.

*************************

America FuckYeahrism?
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (G8TO0)


Westphalian.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (Xuv2G)

423 Trump needs 54 Electoral votes to win

Posted by: Hans und Franz at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (brIR5)

424 >>> OMG!! DNC says long night...Hillary had to fight for everything her whole life.
.....

Like that senate seat in a state she never lived in? Like here Whitewater and cow future cash?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (71OEY)

425 397 So, does George Soros turn to dust when it's all over?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Vevy5)


He deserves the fate of 400,000 Hungarian Jews. Whilst alive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (mbhDw)

426 Cute how Fox already added California to make the FAB look better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (pUDQf)

427 So, is it safe to say all the polls were wrong yet?

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (stTTh)

428 Yeah, but does she know how to spell victory?

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (88xKn)

429 You guys gotta tune in to MSNBC just for a couple minutes. They are in total denial! They refuse to admit Trump has won FL (already called by AP) and GA, plus a bunch of other states. It's a riot. All they keep showing is her winning 209 electorals to Trump's 187 electorals.

And they are searching for new paths for CAnkles.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (eM2Uz)

430 Wisconsin might put Trump over the edge? LOLLOLLOL!

Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (P8951)
=================================

Oh Donna. Wouldn't that just take the cake. Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (dFi94)

431 according to FNC.

Posted by: Hans und Franz at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (brIR5)

432 Obama has really cleared the Dem bench. Who's next in line for 2020...some Assemblyman from Vermont?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (gIJAl)

433 Neil Cavuto is killing it tonight.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (Ha50C)

434 Calling California for Hillary with 0% counted is, unfortunately, the right thing to do. You can imagine how empowering it is to vote here.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (nl1IL)

435 put unions to work building the wall on day 1. pay them inflated union wages. it's worth it. the blues will be completely split. they will go hog wild for trump.

also build all the damn pipelines

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (Z53PH)

436 My baby bro was born in Oaktown and my sis was born in San Diego.

I guess I will always have bittersweet memories of growing up in Cali during the 70s.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (Eabwd)

437 Would it be too much to ask the San Andreas Fault to separate the west coast states from the rest of us?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (PY9jH)

438 368: a big usa fuck you to sprigshit and bonjiovi. jersey turds.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

439 401: and some mighty bigly boobehs

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (O+RfY)

440 NYT has it at a predicted 305.
=============

Really? I know someone else who predicted that same exact number this morning.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (JBggj)

441 Trump should put me on SCOTUS.

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (K0tm3)

442 411 The FAB campaign releases a statement that nothing has ever come easy for her????

What the Fuck? The Bitch made 1/2 billion of more giving speeches and seeing influence? Sugar tit job if I ever saw one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (dELE3

SHe let her husband walk all over and got a senate seat and S of S and Dem presidential nomination

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (voOPb)

443 CNN quits playing games w NC

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (3ShQW)

444 CNN EVs - FAB 190, Trump 186

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (OwNJe)

445 IF this happens, AND IF Lena keeps her promise to leave the country, we must prevail upon the COBs for the long-promised Lenapalooza before her departure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (DMUuz)

446 No matter what happens now, it's not a blowout for either side

Posted by: Holdfast at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (qCL3m)

447 IF IF all those traitors who called themselves Republican Leaders had supported Trump it would be over already. I will remember

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (dELE3)

448 Only a moron thought the west coast was going any way but Hillary. That was unquestionable and easily predicted, so much so its not even part of the discussion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (39g3+)

449


Oh you are so right.


MSNBC is struggling SO prettily.


Struggle harder. Yes. Thats it.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (zu88C)

450 240 Didn't some Irish bookie already pay out a Hillary victory?
__________________
Yeah, that guy was drunker'n shit too.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (CLfqv)

451 so EVERY DAMN THING about the gloom and doom of choosing

The Only AMERICA FIRST candidate was wrong ...

we win the presidency, we retain house and senate

can we finally do the will of the people?

secure borders, kick out illegals, NO GLOBALISM

Gawd I'm tired (months, years, decades tired),

but first, we will celebrate.

NEVER have we had an America First candidate to elect
even Reagan was not as clear, but close

SALUTE to all you fellow laborers ... cheers

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (LhGBu)

452 How can you call a state with 0% results in?

I don't understand.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (hqqM5)

453

Remember the scene early in 'The Kingsman' where the terrorist bents over and pulls the pin on his explosive cod piece?

That's Hitlery...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (Mt8T4)

454 Google now has trump only ahead by 4 EV, 201 to Hill's 197.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (KQndB)

455 Another thing I am enjoying is watching journalism majors try to do math.

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (pBZp4)

456 420 Carville the snake on MCDNC now.
Posted by: Miley
------------

Should be out dragging hunnert dollah bills through trailer parks, to buy votes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (eMnol)


Skeletor's still alive?

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (Xuv2G)

457

Utah, Trump

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (qCMvj)

458 Dang, how did I miss this nood for 400 posts?

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (S2VsH)

459 HAHA. The NYT Win Presidency Projection has Trump at >95%

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (bMG0w)

460 So, does George Soros turn to dust when it's all over?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Vevy5)



Just like an old Bela Lugosi movie.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (tHwdc)

461 FNC UTAH to TRUMP!

Posted by: Hans und Franz at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (brIR5)

462 Is that Brokaw on MSNBC now..?


Is his daughter doing phone sex for work now?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (23lwL)

463

UTAH!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (Mt8T4)

464
Just fired up the CNN EV calculator.

If MI and WI hold and NV goes Hill - 285

Add PA - 305

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (kdS6q)

465 The FAB campaign releases a statement that nothing has ever come easy for her????

What the Fuck? The Bitch made 1/2 billion of more giving speeches and seeing influence? Sugar tit job if I ever saw one
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-------------

Cattle Futures

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (9mTYi)

466 They Times just called CA for Hillary with 0% reporting

WTF?

Posted by: shibumi


Put it this way, The CA state GOP had to close their office in 2010.

Because losers lose loser-like.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (v4Dtx)

467 IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!! TRUMP IS GOING TO THROW US IN THE CAMPS!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (qJhUV)

Come with me! We'll find somewhere to hide!

Is Bret Stephens still safe? Has anyone HEARD FROM HIM??? AAAAAAAAGH!!!

Posted by: Jen Rubin at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (hA1V+)

468 322 Alexthechick just promised that if Trump wins she's going to write "Victory" on her tits in whipped cream and show the Horde.

---------

What goes on the other one?

Posted by: fixerupper


Has she thought of filling her cleavage with pudding and hosting a dip a thon? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (iWW0H)

469 H Ross McMuffin couldn't pull off the triangulation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (gIJAl)

470 429 You guys gotta tune in to MSNBC just for a couple minutes. They are in total denial! They refuse to admit Trump has won FL (already called by AP) and GA, plus a bunch of other states. It's a riot. All they keep showing is her winning 209 electorals to Trump's 187 electorals.

And they are searching for new paths for CAnkles.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (eM2Uz)


I'm not changing from FBN and jinxing this

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (rP2JJ)

471 Brett Beir just said, "they told me there'd be no math".

Posted by: tbodie at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (pREVk)

472 Chemjeff hardest hit.

He'll take solace in the fact that Jeb would have done even better.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (ZIFyZ)

473 I'm gonna be wearing such a big smile on my face all day long tomorrow. I plan on being completely insufferable.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (R+30W)

474
TRUMP TAKES UTAH

FOX NEWS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (mbhDw)

475 Utah for Trump.

Fuck you Romney. Fuck you McMuffin

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (bMG0w)

476 432. It wont be Whitey. They are done with those at the top of the ticket.


So happy I got to vote for Trump in a swing state.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (a7FXx)

477 Trump by 3% in WI, 60% in.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (XoldI)

478 Anyone been tallying up the list of people who said they were leaving if Trump won? There's that mouse-looking Hillary shill guy, George S. Wonder if he's on the phone to the airline.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (nl1IL)

479
Add NH - 309

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (kdS6q)

480
Victory speech recommendation for Trump. "Hillary, you might want to put a little ice on that."

Posted by: Levin at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (iZGeA)










HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH PLEASE, LORD. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (LuZz8)

481

TRUMP ON THE VERGE OF PRESIDENCY; WORLD IN SHOCK


drudge raises blood pressure of millions

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (qCMvj)

482 So they're saying it might come down to my state? I am laughing so hard right now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (P8951)

483 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MI AND WI????? Trump is winning both

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (y3aQB)

484 I'm buying stock in cheese and milk if Trump nabs Wisconsin.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (G8TO0)

485 Anti trump peaceful protest out in front of whitehouse.

Mostly big girls.

They know.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (stTTh)

486 Grrrr. Detroit Free Press projecting a Hill win not Trump. I got a bad tip from a politico friend at the Sununu victory party. He said it was loud and heard the announcement wrong. Sorry ace and everyone else

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (6IPEM)

487 FUCK MCMULLIN

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (ef6pV)

488 Gary Johnson seems to be making up the percentage differential between the two mains.

Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (ITvKk)

489 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (tHwdc)
If he wins I'm bringing out the classiest champagne is his honor, bigly.
I like the vueve the best though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (Q5Ymk)

490 Utah in the bag, officially.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (pUDQf)

491 YOU!

TAH!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (v5iqM)

492 Sh*t. Joe Arpaio has lost his re-election bid.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (hVdx9)

493 "Hell, Virginia was was freakin close"

---------

Those 60,000 prison votes came in handy for Hillary.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (8zHLN)

494 No matter what happens now, it's not a blowout for either side
Posted by: Holdfast at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (qCL3m)

yeah?

The White House, The Senate, The House and the Court...smells like a blow out to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (dELE3)

495 Did he win New Hampshire????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (mbhDw)

496 There's a hot chick on MSNBC!! Really I'm not lying!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (XFS85)

497 MSNBC popular vote now - Trump 49%, Hillary 47%

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (OwNJe)

498 437 Would it be too much to ask the San Andreas Fault to separate the west coast states from the rest of us?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (PY9jH)

California, tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkm6E14Y-yI

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (7qAYi)

499 donna,grammie, the fact that russ is soon to be gone is great news. if trump wins, it means there is a god.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (KP5rU)

500 Oregon is lost.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (EayXl)

501 motha fucka

mutha fucka

mutha fucka

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (Y/E2d)

502 HAHA. The NYT Win Presidency Projection has Trump at >95%
Posted by: buzzion
------------

I wouldn't start tossing the confetti just yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (9mTYi)

503 We need to come up with a better word than "nationalist" to describe the idea that nations have borders and are reasonable to look out for their best interests ahead of others.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (39g3+)
---------------------------------------
What is wrong with nationalist?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (NUqwG)

504 434 Calling California for Hillary with 0% counted is, unfortunately, the right thing to do. You can imagine how empowering it is to vote here.
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (nl1IL)


Yep. Be a waste of gas if not for initiatives.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (Xuv2G)

505 Great the battle against the globalists will be decided by wayne county Michigan.

Posted by: shiggz at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (G7wcY)

My daughter cast her first vote ever there today for Trump and she said Trump signs were everywhere and rarely saw a Hillary one.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (D2vc1)

506 >>noooo we need a few sacrificial lambs to teach the rest of the states

No worries, they approved assisted suicide. We all know how that goes, even it may take years, a few decades....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (NOIQH)

507 NEW HAMPSHIRE

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (c6/9Q)

508 434 Splunge, you have my sympathy.

Posted by: Trubble - Gloriously Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (lITxr)

509 Utah!

Trump!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (SEXy3)

510 I'm not changing from FBN and jinxing this

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (rP2JJ)

FBN is just fun!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (Enq6K)

511 228 I luv CAC, but why is the DD so far behind this time?

It was ahead of many of the MSM last two times..

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (+uqOo)


You mean the Buzzfeed Decision Desk? Yeah fuck them.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (bMG0w)

512 432 Obama has really cleared the Dem bench. Who's next in line for 2020...some Assemblyman from Vermont?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (gIJAl)

They're going to have to run Mooch the Romulan.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (Vevy5)

513 >I luv CAC, but why is the DD so far behind this time?

>It was ahead of many of the MSM last two times..

When you call your volunteer pool a bunch of racists, you tend to shrink the pool.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


AH.. thanks.. I read all the articles, so I must have put it back of my mine he said something like that.

But, I do remember that Trump said Pu55y, so, there's that

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (+uqOo)

514 Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM

Yeah, this still hasn't happened. It's not over. The Dems still haven't found 5,000,000,000 "uncounted" votes for Hillary in a parking garage or storage unit yet.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (S2VsH)

515 HAHA. The NYT Win Presidency Projection has Trump at >95%

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (bMG0w)



And yet MSNBC has the Beast leading in electorals.
Denial, not just a river etc etc.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (tHwdc)

516 The electoral college results are wildly variable where you look. Its crazy, they are presuming Hillary then having to shift to Trump some places, and the reverse in others.

Would it be too much to ask the San Andreas Fault to separate the west coast states from the rest of us?

Only if SMOD hits to cause it, right on my house.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (39g3+)

517 But why are there dump trucks full of sand surrounding Trump Towers in NYC? Will they dump them on BLM or what?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (tHwdc)

Those are for preventing VBIED attacks--truck bombs. They use dump trucks and fire trucks to block truck bombs.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (ozZau)

518 Utah, Trump

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (qCMvj)


Glenn Beck and McMuffin hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (PY9jH)

519

Dear Sweet Goodness: REALLY?



Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (dDOWg)

520 Carville the snake on MCDNC now.


When is that guy going to return to his homeworld?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (0F67M)

521 Someone on Twitter said the Canadian immigration info website just went down. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (5dOnv)

522 Whatever happened to Frank Luntz?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (8zHLN)

523 DID YOU MISS ME?!

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (szSYE)

524 437 Would it be too much to ask the San Andreas Fault to separate the west coast states from the rest of us?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (PY9jH)

---

Got a lot of 'rons and 'ettes there...

That's like me saying the East Coast should disappear via a mega tsunami.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (Eabwd)

525 478 Anyone been tallying up the list of people who said they were leaving if Trump won? There's that mouse-looking Hillary shill guy, George S. Wonder if he's on the phone to the airline.
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (nl1IL)


In my dreams those people would all be summarily ejected from the country.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (Xuv2G)

526 UTAH CALLED FOR TRUMP

GLENN BECK AND MITT ROMNEY ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (zu88C)

527 Utah called. NH called. She is running out of votes!!!! (punches self in the balls repeatedly - keep it together)!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (Dc/ui)

528 MAAAAA HAAA HAHHAAAA HAAAAA

President: TRUMP
House: GOP
Senate: ?????

WOWZERS PEEPS!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (7vTEZ)

529 409 The FAB campaign releases a statement that nothing has ever come easy for her????

What the Fuck? The Bitch made 1/2 billion of more giving speeches and seeing influence? Sugar tit job if I ever saw one

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Yeah ....we're gonna need all that as proceeds of a criminal conspiracy.

Posted by: New and Improved DOJ at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (iWW0H)

530 Fookin a.

Ya'll telling me this is up to MI and/ or WI?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (71OEY)

531 When I finish this beer I hope the next one will be champagne

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (3ShQW)

532 DOWN GOES MCMUFFIN!

DOWN GOES BECK!

DOWN GOES ROMNEY!

DOWN GOES KRISTOL!

DOWN GOES FRENCH!

DOWN GOES WILL!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (G8TO0)

533 452 How can you call a state with 0% results in?

I don't understand.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (hqqM5)



It's Califuckingfornia

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (RLdcX)

534 oh Buchanan was America first, not sure if he had a chance though ... but he deserves a salute

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (LhGBu)

535 I am going to troll the fuck out of my coworkers! Especially the ones that flat out told me "you're an idiot"

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (J1Jae)

536 FBN is just fun!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (Enq6K)

They are having a party and laughing and giggling and have a grand old time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (dELE3)

537 I wouldn't start tossing the confetti just yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (9mTYi)



I know. Its just funny to me. They never had Hillary that high from what I saw.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (bMG0w)

538
DRUDGE:

ON THE VERGE OF PRESIDENCY. WORLD IN SHOCK.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (mbhDw)

539 496
There's a hot chick on MSNBC!! Really I'm not lying!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray


Trannie.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (LAe3v)

540 dammit ace how high does NYT have to go before we replace the whole site with 1 day long image of nothing but the skull?

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (Z53PH)

541 MeAgain asking this isn't the end of FAB PLEASE NO !!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (y3aQB)

542


So, does George Soros turn to dust when it's all over?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Vevy5)




this is what will make me do a happy dance

All of that money, billions, flushed down the toilet.

The Hollywood douchebags too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (qCMvj)

543 I luv CAC, but why is the DD so far behind this time?

I suspect their foray into independence has not helped their quality. They were one of the best, most accurate, and quickest sources for info in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

544

GoK!!!!!!!!!!!!



WE DID IT . WE DID IT!!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (zu88C)

545 Watch out for the kick from the left coast.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (ce4zT)

546 Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (8zHLN)

Returned to the netherworld from whence he came?

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (yANQt)

547 I won't be happy until carville puts a garbage can on his head!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (9plvG)

548 amerexit!
trumpxit!
fuxit!

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (Z53PH)

549 What's the best channel to watch for entertainment. The tears of CNN fox or MSNBC. Or go fox business for the positivity.

CNN is playing it relatively straight, considering.

One thing I learned by becoming disinterested in which awful candidate won is that bias isn't just for the MSM. Most people are simply incapable of viewing facts and circumstances objectively when they have a horse in the race.

It's a lot more pronounced than I thought. And no, I'm not saying that I'm immune to it. The Internet has allowed people to live much of their lives in a bubble, and it's not healthy.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (KRwzj)

550 *frantically flaps hands*

OMG! OMG! OMG!

You guys! YOU GUYS?

This just might work!

*leans over, hands on knees*

Might be having a heart attack. or, might be the Panda Express I had for dinner.

*urp*

Nope. All good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (h1PKb)

551 Would it be too much to ask the San Andreas Fault to separate the west coast states from the rest of us?

You wouldn't lose as many of us as you think. I'd still be with you, but I'd have an ocean view.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (ZIFyZ)

552 I think it's over and they're just milking us for ratings at this point.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (EayXl)

553 Ace you do great work. Thank you. I love this place.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (SpeiC)

554 What's wrong with this blog. It's in the future!

Posted by: SarahW at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (Sp1NT)

555 remember what Coulter said about Buchanon? "His speeches always sound better in the original German".

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (V2Yro)

556 "My cucked german bil just posted he wants to move back to germany! MAGA motherfuckers!

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua"

Send him a list of "No Go Zones" as suggestions on where to relocate.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (w+Jhj)

557 Don't apply math to chickens quite yet...

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (DeU1P)

558 dammit ace how high does NYT have to go before we replace the whole site with 1 day long image of nothing but the skull?
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (Z53PH)



Should be a hologram.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (qCMvj)

559 So I guess even though the plural of anecdote isn't data, the lack of Hillary signs in my area ended up being a good predictor of the state. O-H!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (kumBu)

560 8:01 PM PST
Hillary (!) Wins California.
I'm shocked.

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (scNDq)

561 I luv CAC, but why is the DD so far behind this time?

>It was ahead of many of the MSM last two times..



He called Florida for Trump way before the rest of the media did. I posted it in the thread below.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (ozZau)

562 Maddow's tears on MSNBC are sweet, sweet, sweet.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (OAlmw)

563 Trump was born on Flag day....

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (9dH/8)

564 Trump 222
Hillary 202

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (X8p7j)

565 274 Willowed:

If RCP is accurate, it looks like Toomey is a goner.

Lotsa hate here for Toomey from gun owners.

And McGinty is the MILF. Another Kathy Kane.

The whole PA GOP senate history is complicated. Basically, Santorum endorsed Specter (instead of then conservative demigod Toomey) which totally pissed off the base.

So they sat home and gave us Bob Casey Jr. - on matters of principle.

It looks like they've done the same thing over again (over gun control and not endorsing Trump) to Toomey and given us another Democrat Senator.

Lotsa of well meaning but really stupid people here.
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (RcpcZ)


What's the point of electing an asshat that votes against his constituents. Taxes, Guns, Immigration, Military. He voted like a dem. Fuck'im

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (r5O/2)

566 When CNN called California for Hillary, Wolf kept trying to play it up like some huge get.

"No she's totally winning now guis I promise!!!"

I think someone needs to check in on him tomorrow, make sure he's okay.

Posted by: Loveland Frogman at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (w34fX)

567 MSNBC. Very sad. Very. Sadness all around. The carpet muncher looks suicidal. The token is like but...but...but. I likee a lot.

Posted by: Teejus j kryst at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (AaBiW)

568 Woah woah woah, what's up with these NH calls?

Not seeing them anywhere.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (ciTDw)

569 MSNBC in shock now.



They're wondering about the polls. Sh1T, next election, they should just have any moron on the air to explain polling faults.



IF we had some sort of trustworthy media, NONE of us would know the intricacies of poll breakdowns.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (23lwL)

570 IOWA just flipped to likely Trump.

Wow.

Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (w7KSn)

571 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (PY9jH)
My people are good people. I'm maybe 20 miles from the coast as the crow flies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Q5Ymk)

572



202 v 222Trump

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (qCMvj)

573 I luv CAC, but why is the DD so far behind this time?

>It was ahead of many of the MSM last two times..

When you call your volunteer pool a bunch of racists, you tend to shrink the pool.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

****

He's more concerned with being right, than being first. Still, he was the first to call Florida and North Carolina for Trump.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (SEXy3)

574 Trevor Noah the Libtard Legion are being vicious and whiney.

After '08 '09? F*** 'em! Against the wall! With handcuffs!

Free schadenfreude for all!

(I'm a Libertarian and voted Constitution this year, but I REALLY hate SCOAMF...and the masculine half of the Clintons...)

Posted by: Captain Comic at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (WVYgu)

575 Wife turned on SeeBS.

There's three feet of flop sweat on the floor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (89T5c)

576 523 DID YOU MISS ME?!
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (szSYE)

Hi Kari! Scotch? Beer?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (X0CTs)

577 I'm not a racist for not liking moslems

I'm a religious bigot for not liking moslems

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Y/E2d)

578 Hey, #nevertrump.

SOON.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (stTTh)

579 Does this mean Hillary's national dance party is off?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Nwg0u)

580 hmmm. What do you get a liberal for a going away gift when they swore to you up and down if Trump wins they would flee the country?

Posted by: Big V at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (rW90m)

581

Man

Whats up in MI and WI

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (1TXSC)

582 Is it time to start suckin' each others dick yet? Cause if it is, I'm gonna opt out of that, if it's ok with you guys. And I wont tell anyone, really.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (XFS85)

583 "Would it be too much to ask the San Andreas Fault to separate the west coast states from the rest of us?"

Think about it this way: we few non-communists on the West Coast are trying to bring the system down from within. Not much success of late, I do admit.

Posted by: Deplorable Honoria at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (dSR+B)

584 In Wisc - Trump up 14% in Outagamie with 48% in. Bigger lead than Bush in 2004.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (y3aQB)

585


What if SMOD is made of pudding?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Mt8T4)

586 CaliGirl: go with the Veuve Cliquot.

Posted by: PabloD at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (fZEUk)

587 Yes, she's being "rejuvenated" and needs time to "compose" herself. And change diapers.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (tHwdc)

I will hold out for her decomposing. Worms gotta eat, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (bY0uH)

588 Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (ozZau)



thanks, stace!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (tHwdc)

589 CNBC trying to be excited about Hillary winning California, Oregon, and Hawaii.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (nl1IL)

590 563 Trump was born on Flag day....
Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (9dH/

---

Which is also the US Army's B-day

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Eabwd)

591 Please tell me it;s not true that Arpaio lost.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (CNHr1)

592 FINISH HER!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (qJhUV)

593 OMG!

On FBN Kennedy just said to the map guy, "Why aren't you calling Georgia for Trump? What are you waiting for....a bottle of Campaign and a love note!?"

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Enq6K)

594 I suspect they will be moving the furniture out of the Clinton Foundation tomorrow morning. LOL

A lot of shredding going to go on.

I bet Fredo is writing them pardons as we party here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (dELE3)

595 526 UTAH CALLED FOR TRUMP

GLENN BECK AND MITT ROMNEY ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (zu88C)

Eat it, McMuffin.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Vevy5)

596 MORT

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (szSYE)

597 Tucker Calson w/a magnificent rant about contempt DC has for the rest of us after MeAgain rolls out the "Gee, the voters rebuking DC" line.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (NOIQH)

598 What's wrong with this blog. It's in the future!

Posted by: SarahW at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (Sp1NT)

Kinda explains our confidence, eh wot?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (h1PKb)

599
And what happened in NV

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (1TXSC)

600


over at ZeroHedge


[c]Donald's Trump Victory Odds Rise Above 95%

Game over[/c]

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (qCMvj)

601 Can someone in GA stop chuggin moonshine and just call it? Apply pressure. All fronts.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (Dc/ui)

602 574 Trevor Noah the Libtard Legion are being vicious and whiney.

After '08 '09? F*** 'em! Against the wall! With handcuffs!

Free schadenfreude for all!

(I'm a Libertarian and voted Constitution this year, but I REALLY hate SCOAMF...and the masculine half of the Clintons...)
Posted by: Captain Comic at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (WVYgu)


Channeling Paris after the Germans left and the FFI shaved the heads of the collaborators.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (mbhDw)

603 562
Maddow's tears on MSNBC are sweet, sweet, sweet.

Posted by: WisRich

====


If you have not watched MSNBC yet.



TREAT YOURSELF NOW.


Better than ice cream and chocolate and children's dreams.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (zu88C)

604 563 Trump was born on Flag day....
Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (9dH/

Sounds like the opening of a folk song.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (7qAYi)

605 Drudge's Iowa headline is way behind what is being reported.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (w+Jhj)

606 The legacy media has a lot of 'splainin to do about those polls, for sure. They haven't been this far off on a presidential election that I'm aware of, ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (39g3+)

607 Tomorrow's Headlines:

Trump Voters Remorseful - Demand Re-vote

Hey, if it worked for Brexit...

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (S2VsH)

608 Can't believe it comes down to Wisconsin. Glad I told my son and his girlfriend to vote no matter what. 2 Trump college kids.

Posted by: Brat4life at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (/rGEE)

609 Utah called for Trump. What happened to Eggmcmuffin?

Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (Ha50C)

610 I'm breaking open the 1.18 L, 7.1% alcohol Labatt's Maximum Ice beer now.



As Chris Matthews explains the miracle of President Dumbass...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (23lwL)

611

TRUMP UP OVER 2 MILLION IN POPULAR VOTE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (mbhDw)

612 Drinking Johnnie Walker gold reserve. 16 years of ummmmm, savor the win.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (KAi1n)

613 Hi Kari! Scotch? Beer?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (X0CTs)

I'm saving myself for a sure thing.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (szSYE)

614 What's the delay on GA?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (mBYZv)

615 Gary Johnson seems to be making up the percentage differential between the two mains.
Posted by: SGT York


That guy smokes dope.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (S6Pax)

616 Right now mcmuffin getting 2 votes in MI. At least it looks like MI people took their vote seriously.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (Dc/ui)

617 Posted by: AshevilleRobert
funny he hates the refugee policy there but lets do the same thing here! He's an ok guy, but truly an elitist prick, like hillary!

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (J1Jae)

618 Odds that Hillary didn't even bother to prepare a concession speech? Anyone?

I'm going with "non-zero."

Posted by: 4thgengamecock at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (EUS2C)

619 OMFG, MSNBC is so, so delicious and wonderful right now!!!!

Cris Mathews just revived the "tantrum" talk.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (e2Rx3)

620 Awe, Shep just got his Dewey Truman line in. He's special.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (pUDQf)

621
My nephew is reporting from a restaurant here in California.
He said people are crying because of a possible Trump win.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (yfObW)

622 Posted by: lousagirl

Miss Lou! How's the hunting?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (IcT7t)

623 BREAKING: Today's forecast calling for 90% chance of twisters with intermittent falling houses.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (ZLQuU)

624 Most people are simply incapable of viewing facts and circumstances objectively when they have a horse in the race.
_________________
The Scott Adams effect, well, it's one of his hobby horses.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (CLfqv)

625 FUCK. Turns out my county here in S. GA, Chatham, has gone full Hillary.

A combo of tons of FSA and NE liberal imports.

*seething anger*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (PY9jH)

626 434 Calling California for Hillary with 0% counted is, unfortunately, the right thing to do. You can imagine how empowering it is to vote here.
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (nl1IL)


++++

I know you feel useless but it does count in the final tally.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (CFc5L)

627 Can't believe it comes down to Wisconsin. Glad I told my son and his girlfriend to vote no matter what. 2 Trump college kids.
Posted by: Brat4life at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (/rGEE)


Your a good man/women Charlie Brown

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (dELE3)

628 Washington State leans Republican?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (0F67M)

629 Watchin cnbc. They.all looking like John Kerry. Long faces. Puddin time!

Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (rsjbH)

630 Hillary needs to concede and spare the nation all this tumult and stress.....for the chilluns.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (ej1L0)

631 >>And what happened in NV


Well, Harry Reid fucked a little boy and then strangled him and left his body in the desert outside of Searchlight...

so, nothing new.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (EayXl)

632


Eat it SCOAMT

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (qCMvj)

633 AHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (szSYE)

634 Hugh Hewitt on MSNBC.


I used to like that guy.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (23lwL)

635 Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (szSYE)

---

Are you even old enough to drink?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (Eabwd)

636 Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania is going to go Trump !!!!

Posted by: James Douglas at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (blnJH)

637 We need to come up with a better word than
"nationalist" to describe the idea that nations have borders and are
reasonable to look out for their best interests ahead of others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (39g3+)

---------------------------------------

What is wrong with nationalist?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (NUqwG)

Statist sounds worse than nationalist.
Countriest is just weird.
They used to say 'patriot'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (P/kVC)

638 Hi Hammer. Thinkin of drivin through downtown and raising hell once it's final. May have to get out of dodge quick though.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (w+Jhj)

639
492 Sh*t. Joe Arpaio has lost his re-election bid.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale


That's Ok, I hear the FBI has an opening in the Director's office.

Posted by: New and Improved DOJ at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (iWW0H)

640 just did a channel check All he Clinton Networks saying she is winning 190-181 only Fox has him up 222-202 the rest they can't believe it. It's fun to watch i still think they're gonna steal it somehow for some reason

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (INhDF)

641 I am going to troll the fuck out of my coworkers! Especially the ones that flat out told me "you're an idiot"
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua


Or... you could go to work and be silent about the whole thing but just smile occasionally for no reason.

Be sure to do it while slowly looking about.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (v4Dtx)

642 I'm gonna make pudding now !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (VmIEt)

643 Completely disruptive change force to come with Trump, says ///Hugh Hewitt\\\\

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (tHwdc)

644 Joe Manchin always says he might defect. What a ho.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (V2Yro)

645 I don't drink until I know for certain there's something to drink to.

It's a rule about jinxes I once saw people break to their very great later chagrin.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (8rNrN)

646 MeAgain doesn't look very happy.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (bMG0w)

647 At last, they are counting votes in Iowa.

Are those people retarded or what?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (S6Pax)

648 Trump ahead in Iowa now. Need more pudding.

Posted by: Limm at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (K1JW0)

649

We shall never speak of this again.

Look Emma Watson's tits tea-bagging Cher!

Posted by: MFM at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (Mt8T4)

650 oh shit! the buzzfeed is even funnier than CBS, CNN, MSNBC...

they are so awkward and confused

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (uqlTC)

651 GLENN BECK AND MITT ROMNEY ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER
Posted by: Mortimer
--------

My money is on Mitt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (eMnol)

652 "Since 2008 I've felt like we were living in the book of Isaiah."

--------

It was more like the Book of Job.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (8zHLN)

653 Philadelphia is spent, NYT currently projecting Trump wins PA by the hair of his own America Firsting ass.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (G8TO0)

654 USA today has 11 states not called:

NV
UT
AZ
MI
WI
NH
NC
GA
...leaning Trump

WA
MN
IA
...leaning FAB

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (hqqM5)

655 614
What's the delay on GA?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles
===

Brain dead libs , Atlanta and technical problems.

Its like 56 Trump to whatever Hillary ..

Done.


Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (zu88C)

656 If the Detroit Free Press is correct, Donald J Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (6IPEM)


Ironic!! I've been watching the FREEP trash Trump on Facebook for the past several months. Glad to see them eat crow!

Posted by: Bill R. at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (jKUeC)

657 609 Utah called for Trump. What happened to Eggmcmuffin?
---------
All the real Mormons showed up to the polls. Yeah sure, Trump is not their guy. But the Hildabeast is NOT approved by the LDS, not now, not ever.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (ry4ab)

658 Just found The View election special. They are drinking Bourbon and looking for tiny houses in Canada.

Posted by: Mark of Canes at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (S0QWm)

659 Off DOJ Sock.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (iWW0H)

660 Ooo, is the purge coming for #Nevertrump?

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (rP2JJ)

661 I dont believe any one factor was the cause. I think that guy who had
Trump winning 86% based on his model that worked retroactively back to
1912 (except 1960 when Kennedy stole the election) was right: there are
bigger factors than emails and pussy tapes and all the other trivia: the
GOP was due, people want change and hillary is SOSO, obama, although
ppl like him personally, was a disaster as prez and it was always going
to be the GOP in the end.
The media's constant pounding for hillary obscured the fact that the fundamentals always favored Trump. Too bad for them.

Posted by: ReallyNotHillaryClinton at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (Ry7fX)

662 IOWA just flipped to likely Trump.

?! It wasn't even close before. Maybe the vote-printers are just going, "aaah, fuck it..."

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (ZIFyZ)

663 45 IF this happens, AND IF Lena keeps her promise to leave the country, we must prevail upon the COBs for the long-promised Lenapalooza before her departure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (DMUuz)

OKIE DOKIE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)

664 583 "Would it be too much to ask the San Andreas Fault to separate the west coast states from the rest of us?"

Think about it this way: we few non-communists on the West Coast are trying to bring the system down from within. Not much success of late, I do admit.
Posted by: Deplorable Honoria at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (dSR+B)



Could that fault wait till February, that's when we move to Texas

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (RLdcX)

665
NEBRASKA TRUMP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (mbhDw)

666 625 FUCK. Turns out my county here in S. GA, Chatham, has gone full Hillary.

A combo of tons of FSA and NE liberal imports.

*seething anger*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (PY9jH)

---

How did Tift County vote?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (Eabwd)

667 is that meatball? he's saying Trump has taken the lead in PA?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (uqlTC)

668 "Would it be too much to ask the San Andreas Fault to separate the west coast states from the rest of us?"


***

It's itty bitty twin was recently discovered.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (SEXy3)

669 611

TRUMP UP OVER 2 MILLION IN POPULAR VOTE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (mbhDw)

++++

So he's winning both ways. Outstanding.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (CFc5L)

670 Remember early Rush? Clin-Tor and the Trump Dog:

Media Hades, lit by flickering spotlights!
Their netherworld is gathered in the glare
The Clin-Tor rides her broom into the spotlight
The scent of Huma rising in the air

Clin-Tor, witch of darkness!
Centurion of pantsuits, Marx Princess!

Across the Hudson River, out of the lamplight
Her nemesis is waiting at the gate
The Trump Dog, hairpiece glowing in the damp night
Sharp blue eyes shimmering with hate

Clin-Tor -- and the Trump Dog!
Square for battle, let the fray begin!

(long musical interlude)

The battle's over and the dust is clearing
Deplorables of the Trump Dog sound the knell
Rejoicing echoes as the dawn is nearing
Clin-Tor, in defeat, retreats to Hell

Trump Dog -- is victorious!
The land of America -- is saved again!
Is saved Again!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (hSD8y)

671 Why aren't I ahead by 50 points?!?

Posted by: Turn The Machine Back On1 at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (pUDQf)

672 Crrraaaap. The idiots in AZ are putting raising the minimum wage to $12 over the top.
Yet, they voting down pot legalization. (I am glad about this one)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (hVdx9)

673

Katie could have me, if she was lucky.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (Mt8T4)

674 first we wall off Mejico, next we fence(triple, Israeli style) off California

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (Y/E2d)

675


There are people who are shocked by this close raise and the potential of a Trump win.

Have they not been paying attention?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (qCMvj)

676 Also ME leaning FAB

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (hqqM5)

677 'It's Over, man.

IT'S OVER!'

Posted by: Guy in Red Hat at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (EayXl)

678 breaking news: comey looks at his pension and decides there will be a third review of clinton's hundreds of felonies

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (Z53PH)

679 Ian S.: "Someone on Twitter said the Canadian immigration info website just went down. LOL."

If I was Canadian gov, I'd shut down the website too. Who wants all those Hollyweirdos and Artistes Formerly Known As Human dirtying up their neighborhood?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (1CroS)

680 DOWN GOES MCMUFFIN!

DOWN GOES BECK!

DOWN GOES ROMNEY!

DOWN GOES KRISTOL!

DOWN GOES FRENCH!

DOWN GOES WILL!

-
Throw 'em like dead hookers into a van!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (Nwg0u)

681 HEY!!! SOMEONE!! Did Arpaio really lose?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (CNHr1)

682 Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM

Oh, fuck yeah! Every jerk-off who demanded a "purge" of the GOP after Trump "lost"? There will still be a purge, and every one of those assholes just made the list.

Trump winning will NOT satiate my vengeful mood (much).

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (S2VsH)

683 Countriest is just weird.
---------------------------------------
Border creedism or creed borderism!

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (NUqwG)

684 Guaranteed narrative tomorrow -- revenge of the white guy: racist America rears its ugly head.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (39g3+)

685 Clinton under performing in Dane County.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

686


GoK!!!!

CAN YOU BELIVE THIS?? I am so WASTED.

Where is TIM ?


Where the FUCK is TIM in ILLINOIS?

AND Zombie??

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (zu88C)

687 Any backing on that Pennsylvania claim? I haven't seen that called yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (V2Yro)

688 08/11/16 23:18
TREY GOWDY JUST SAID HE WILL CONTINUE INVESTIGATING HILLARY CLINTON WHETHER SHE WINS OR LOSES! I HEARD IT WITH MY OWN TWO EARS!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (y3aQB)

689 I'm touching myself!

Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (oe//q)

690 Sh*t. Joe Arpaio has lost his re-election bid.

Plan to move out of this county now on fast track.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (IcT7t)

691
newport asiancrackbaby 8 minutes ago

TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP U A BITCH AND I HOPE U KNOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO TURN TO SHIT. HE'S GONNA PISS SOMEONE OFF AND CAUSE WW3.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (kdS6q)

692 672 Crrraaaap. The idiots in AZ are putting raising the minimum wage to $12 over the top.
Yet, they voting down pot legalization. (I am glad about this one)



ffffff that i'm here in AZ and i want this to be the other way around. free it up, and let the markets do the work!!

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (Z53PH)

693 @618

I think calling off the fireworks WAS the concession speech

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (L67Wq)

694 612 Drinking Johnnie Walker gold reserve. 16 years of ummmmm, savor the win.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (KAi1n)

I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (SUtNI)

695 Megan Kelly already doubting Trump's ability to govern.

Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (xrgKT)

696 642 I'm gonna make pudding now !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on

I just made pudding in my shorts.

Wait, that's shepherd's pie. My mistake.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (iWW0H)

697 Off topic:

I seem to be banned at home but not when I'm on the road. Is that plausible?

Posted by: MJ at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (HdN1u)

698 Fuck you Colorado. I've only lived here for 8 years but I'm ashamed. I have to say that CNN is the best reporting in my opinion.

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (TmVQX)

699


lulz, really?


Canada's Immigration Site Crashes as Liberals Panic


come on

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (qCMvj)

700 So will Hillary! come to wish that she had been nicer to her secret service detail? Or do you suppose she will just give refunds to the House of Saud and Soros?

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (vfC/C)

701

CNN not calling FL or NH

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (1TXSC)

702 BREAKING: Today's forecast calling for 90% chance of twisters with intermittent falling houses.

Flying pigs: Shotgun with buckshot or AR-15? It's starting to look like airborne pork may inexplicably be on the menu tomorrow.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (KRwzj)

703 President Trump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (dELE3)

704 You get a pardon... and you get a pardon... and you get a pardon...

Posted by: SCOAMF and his Auto-Pen at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (Se/yD)

705 Posted by: Nevergiveup
look you motherfucker, don't assume they follow the gender binary

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (J1Jae)

706 I've been pacing for almost 2 hours. Crazy night. Craziest election ever

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (guIHw)

707 678 breaking news: comey looks at his pension and decides there will be a third review of clinton's hundreds of felonies
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (Z53PH)

===

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (CFc5L)

708 If you have not watched MSNBC yet.



TREAT YOURSELF NOW.


Better than ice cream and chocolate and children's dreams.


Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:11 AM (zu88C)

============
Better than dog dreams.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (tHwdc)

709 Breaking news: Five alarm fire reported at the Clinton Foundation

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (qJhUV)

710 Oh No! What should I do with my new AR15 order? Oh that's easy, I'll order an extra.

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (7vTEZ)

711 I wonder if the Democrats are regretting screwing Bernie out of the nomination yet? If Trump pulls it off it may be in large part due to the Clintons rigging the primary.

Fox finally has some good guests on talking about how people are tired of getting nothing but contempt, scorn and derision heaped on them by the ruling class who exempt themselves from all of the punishments they inflict on the little guy.

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (pBZp4)

712 not sure what to think about AZ results i'm watching the AZ website about 30% reporting, i thought maybe libs reporting early since min wage winning by a lot, but trump already ahead and legalization failing... booooooo

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (Z53PH)

713 Trish Regan is Very Cute.

Also, Trump is projected to win, well beyond the current margin of expected Democratic fraud.

President Trump!

Posted by: FBN Emergency News Announcent at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (g6yUI)

714 NTY has FAB at 188 EC, Trump 187

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (hqqM5)

715 I think it's over and they're just milking us for ratings at this point.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:09 AM (EayXl)


Yup

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (P/kVC)

716 MeAgain peddling the Never Trumper line that Trump is a charlatan who says anything to his supporters to get their support.

Yet he has hammered his same major themes every day for month after month after month.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (hA1V+)

717

Liz Cheney------just call her Congresswoman Cheney now!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (eM2Uz)

718 Look Emma Watson's tits tea-bagging Cher!

pic?
asking for Joe Biden

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (Y/E2d)

719 CNN is doing a better job that Fox.

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (Eabwd)

720 GoK !!!!


I GOT A JOB

And the CUBS won

AND Trump WON




IMA SPLODE

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (zu88C)

721 Next election I'm putting myself in a coma till all the results are in I can't take this.

Posted by: mindlessdroid at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (PWv7x)

722 714 NTY has FAB at 188 EC, Trump 187
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (hqqM5)


Its 222 to 202 for Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (mbhDw)

723 Doesn't matter. Obama can't pardon her for something she's not been convicted of...yet. Lol

Posted by: Turn The Machine Back On1 at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (pUDQf)

724 >>> He said people are crying because of a possible Trump win.

Awwwwwww yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!!

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (OwNJe)

725 Two words to let sink in:

President Bigly

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (O+RfY)

726 Holy shit!

DDHQ, although not calling it, just tweeted that Trump has taken the lead in PA.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (SEXy3)

727 Put me in coach. My voice is all warmed up and everything. I'm ready . . .

Posted by: Zombie Dandy Don Meredith at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (JO9+V)

728 Get those people back in here. TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016: Brain Damaged? Yes, But Not Too Brain Damaged To Still Be A Scheming, Lying Witch at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (ZLQuU)

729

Megan Kelly already doubting Trump's ability to govern.
Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (xrgKT)



Trump was right about a lot of things, including her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (qCMvj)

730 685
Clinton under performing in Dane County.

Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

UW = Bernie land.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (XoldI)

731 Not even a crack....

Posted by: Glass ceiling at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (EZDs2)

732 It's over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (/tuJf)

733 Fuck you Colorado. I've only lived here for 8 years but I'm ashamed. I have to say that CNN is the best reporting in my opinion.
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (TmVQX)

Yeah, i've only been here 7 years. With all the pot heads and illegals here they easily turned the state.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (lidp8)

734 Nate Silver now at 58% for DJT

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (1JnAL)

735 Sons girlfriend drove 5 hours home to vote. Son is calling me asking where he needs to go. He didn't get a sticker but he'll wake up a happy guy.

Posted by: Brat4life at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (/rGEE)

736 The crowd at Clinton HQ looks like they are watching a clown rape a dead puppy.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (EayXl)

737 Canklepotomus HQ bears a strong resemblance to the Cook County morgue at the moment.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (l2t1M)

738 Homeland is a good word for nationalist. We're Homelanders. We love our home. Hard to turn that into an insult, it has home in it. Nationalist has part of Nazi, its ugly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (39g3+)

739 Dear Cast of 'The Avengers':

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (mBYZv)

740 Trump wins NH?

Thank me.

Posted by: Tom Brady at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (Se/yD)

741
Dead Heat in MI, per Lone Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (mbhDw)

742 MeAgain is going to show up tomorrow with a mohawk.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (4ErVI)

743 HEY!!! SOMEONE!! Did Arpaio really lose?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
****

It's early with 25% reporting, but he's down about 10%. The media has gone after him with a vengeance here and it may finally be working.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9)

744 651 GLENN BECK AND MITT ROMNEY ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER
Posted by: Mortimer
--------

My money is on Mitt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (eMnol)


He did take on Evander Holyfield.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (bMG0w)

745


Wallace, MeAgain, gloomy

Tucker and Blond woman, puttin' some learnin' on them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (qCMvj)

746 Joe Arpaio has lost his re-election bid.
---
Well, Trump may need someone to run the border patrol

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (3Liv/)

747 Doesn't matter. Obama can't pardon her for something she's not been convicted of...yet. Lol
Posted by: Turn The Machine Back On1 at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (pUDQf)

yeah he can if it's federal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (dELE3)

748 CNN: "Even if Hillary Clinton wins tonight (which seems less probable by the minute), Democrats are going to be asking, 'what when wrong?'"

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (OwNJe)

749 Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (zu88C)

Congrats Mortimer! Except that Cubs thing. Grrr.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (pUDQf)

750 Are you even old enough to drink?
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (Eabwd)

Haha YES.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (szSYE)

751 Cleveland, Cubs and Trump win in the same year? Hell isn't just frozen over, it's at absolute zero.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (kumBu)

752 Fox news will not call Georgia for Trump.

They are milking this landslide for ratings.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (pndC3)

753 Nate Silver now at 58% for DJT

Trump is Nate Silver's wolfsbane.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (mBYZv)

754 Please, please, please don't send Lena Dunham to Canada. It's not like I've noticed a shortage of dumpy, ugly women around here.
Well approve Keystone and we'll take Dunham, maybe, Slave Lake has a shortage.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (s7hQ/)

755 MSNBC just showed Hillary Headquarters. It looked funereal.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (o38N1)

756 Washington State is in play!?!

Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (ITvKk)

757 day one action-

appoint colin kaepernick as ambassador to yemen

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (Z53PH)

758 Trish Regan is Very Cute.

***

Not only is she very cute, but she's very smart, and doesn't dish bullshit. She's a straight shooter.

I always enjoy when she appears on FNC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (SEXy3)

759 I'm going to dish out some icecream, for eating, not for schlonging.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (0F67M)

760
580
hmmm. What do you get a liberal for a going away gift when they swore
to you up and down if Trump wins they would flee the country?

Posted by: Big V at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (rW90m)









Luggage?

A gift certificate for U-Haul?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (LuZz8)

761 I need an "office of the president elect" t shirt!!

Do they exist??

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (3CFdj)

762 300 What's the best channel to watch for entertainment. The tears of CNN fox or MSNBC. Or go fox business for the positivity.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (b2nZU)

CNN because they are non biased, serious Journalists who MUST be excited, giddy even, to be able to cover such a wild news event. History is being made and they are there!

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (USf3s)

763 I still don't believe the MI stuff. Wayne and Washtenaw counties still have a lot of votes out, and Oakland county with a few, as well. Macomb still is only reporting around 40%, and going big for Trump, but I don't think he's beyond the margin of fraud.

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (DbBV5)

764 Its 222 to 202 for Trump. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:16
--
Where are you looking?

I'm looking at NYT and USA today

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (hqqM5)

765
So how is Trump getting to 270? Are we counting MI in the bag?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (ODxAs)

766 Flying pigs: Shotgun with buckshot or AR-15? It's starting to look like airborne pork may inexplicably be on the menu tomorrow.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (KRwzj)

---

For flying pigs, I'd go with at least an M240B.

M249 SAW if no 240 handy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (Eabwd)

767 I seem to be banned at home but not when I'm on the road. Is that plausible?

Are you more of a dick at home or when you're on the road?

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (ce4zT)

768 651 GLENN BECK AND MITT ROMNEY ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER
Posted by: Mortimer
--------

My money is on Mitt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

He has those magic underwear.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (iWW0H)

769 I wanna hear MeAgain say President Trump.....

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (9n0dl)

770 Why aren't I ahead by 50 points?!?

You are, dear, compared to Bernie. More scotch?

Posted by: huma at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (7H/2n)

771 Trump is +4% in Michigan!!

"Oh what a day!! What a lovely day!!"

Trump has a narrow lead in Washington, home of Beijing on the Puget!!


Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (ry4ab)

772 "Look Emma Watson's tits tea-bagging Cher!

Posted by: MFM"

She has tits? None that I can tell. :/

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (w+Jhj)

773 2 words: Supreme Court

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (Qvgg/)

774 obama "legacy" circling the drain, slowly but surely

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (c6/9Q)

775 Well, I'm done forecasting wtf is happening in GA.

I honestly believed Trump would win here. The fact that the black churches drove however many to the polls, and the new NE liberals who have stunk the place up didn't occur to me.

Atlanta is a liberal state to itself.

Thank you, NE liberals. You have officially destroyed the south. Again.

Fucking locusts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (PY9jH)

776 Joe Manchin always says he might defect. What a ho.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Really. the first two years, he has to get coffee for the rest of the Republican party caucus meetings.

Joe Manchin, coffee boy.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (S6Pax)

777 Megan Kelly already doubting Trump's ability to govern.

Posted by: H
======

Was blood shooting out of her eyes?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (zu88C)

778 764 Its 222 to 202 for Trump. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:16
--
Where are you looking?

I'm looking at NYT and USA today
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (hqqM5)


Fox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (mbhDw)

779 I'm not a racist for not liking moslems



I'm a religious bigot for not liking moslems

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Y/E2d)

I just don't like their ideology - convert, die, or be enslaved. Meh.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (P/kVC)

780 SUPREME COURT !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (c6/9Q)

781 Anyone figure out why the Slimes has Ohio with the red and black hashing?

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (rP2JJ)

782 739 Dear Cast of 'The Avengers':

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (mBYZv)

More like, Dear Hollywood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (pUDQf)

783
Ben Howe*

The biggest mistake I made in this election was assuming we are not a country of fucking assholes. These results don't change my opinion of Trump. They change my opinion of us.

*His former children call him "that man who cries when he sees us".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (kdS6q)

784 "Cold sausage gravy works too, normally for a morning dip."

What a waste of good gravy.

Which reminds me... that's tomorrow's breakfast. Sausage gravy and biscuits and coffee.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (fVubI)

785 Ouch! I cut my jib.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (IqV8l)

786 Megan Kelly already doubting Trump's ability to govern.

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (qJhUV)

787 Fuck you Colorado. I've only lived here for 8 years but I'm ashamed. I have to say that CNN is the best reporting in my opinion.

****************

I'm embarrassed too, but I think part of it was all the crazy ballot measures we had brought the leftists out.

Also, the dims magically added 100K more voters to their roll call this year. Sure.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (G8TO0)

788 Liberal heads exploding! Thinking of the scene from Kingsman.

Posted by: Texas Fluke at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (wnNyI)

789 Hillary - "..... Donald, about that special prosecutor....."

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (fFfWq)

790 Look Emma Watson's tits tea-bagging Cher!

pic?
asking for Joe Biden

Posted by: origional Jake
****

Emma has boobs? Where has she been hiding them?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (hVdx9)

791 my list of trump trolls-

-demand churchill bust back
-give queen of england an ipod loaded only with a gif of obama's girly failed opening baseball pitch
-appoint colin kaepernick as ambassador to libya or yemen

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (Z53PH)

792 It's early with 25% reporting, but he's down about 10%. The media has gone after him with a vengeance here and it may finally be working.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9)


Yeah it looks like my conservative Congress Critter got defeated by a left wing MOT. Sigh...I guess some sacrifices had to be made? And the left spent a shit load of money attacking him also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (dELE3)

793 Cassandra Fairbanks
@CassandraRules
The Canadian immigration site crashed. HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (y3aQB)

794 Nate Silver now at 58% for DJT
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (1JnAL)



from what?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (qCMvj)

795 CNN just said that a Clinton win is looking less likely by the hour. Dare We Hope?

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (TmVQX)

796 Recap, Trump has won everything he was supposed to.

He now wins with NH and NV,

or WI,

or MI,

or PA.

Clinton's path to win is microscopic.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (wfDW1)

797 678 breaking news: comey looks at his pension and decides there will be a third review of clinton's hundreds of felonies
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (Z53PH)


Always hard to know what to do when your patron loses.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (Xuv2G)

798 Obama can't pardon her for something she's not been convicted of...yet.

Well Ford pardoned Nixon of basically everything, retroactively, and since its never been challenged in court, then the president can do it.

But would he? Or will she be the scapegoat thrown to the wolves?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (39g3+)

799 >>Odds that Hillary didn't even bother to prepare a concession speech? Anyone?

100% chance it never occurred to her she would lose.


Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (NOIQH)

800 719
CNN is doing a better job that Fox.



Shocking, I know.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (Eabwd)

FBN has them both beat.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (Enq6K)

801 Toomey was Specter II, and would just have switched parties if the voters let him.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (3ShQW)

802 I wonder if the Democrats are regretting screwing Bernie out of the nomination yet? If Trump pulls it off it may be in large part due to the Clintons rigging the primary.

Fox finally has some good guests on talking about how people are tired of getting nothing but contempt, scorn and derision heaped on them by the ruling class who exempt themselves from all of the punishments they inflict on the little guy.
Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 12:16 AM (pBZp4)

The scary thing is that in a sane world Clinton wouldn't have a snowball's change in a very hot place of winning. But in modern America...

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (lidp8)

803 685 Clinton under performing in Dane County.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

I would like to think that my grandfather would be proud at this repudiation of the Clinton Crime Cartel.

District 31 represent!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (X0CTs)

804 The crowd at Clinton HQ looks like they are watching a clown rape a dead puppy.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (EayXl)




just about fell out of my chair laughing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (auHtY)

805 MSNBC just showed Hillary Headquarters. It looked funereal.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike


She's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (S6Pax)

806 Posted by: Turn The Machine Back On1 at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM

How do you explain Ford pardoning Nixon? Of course Obama can pardon Cankles. There needs to be no indictment first.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (S2VsH)

807 The Emotions

Best of My Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pahij2ZMkMw

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (Eabwd)

808 751 Cleveland, Cubs and Trump win in the same year? Hell isn't just frozen over, it's at absolute zero.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (kumBu)

Back to the Future 2 called this

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (CZObp)

809 Really need MI to put it away (or PA)

Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (22ML0)

810 Maddow making a big deal about third party now. They are getting desperate.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (OwNJe)

811 Now what we need are months of recriminations, back-biting, finger-pointing, and- best of all- admissions of guilt!

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (7H/2n)

812 725 Two words to let sink in:

President Bigly

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (O+RfY)



3 words.

President Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (bMG0w)

813 So how is Trump getting to 270? Are we counting MI in the bag?

***

It's possible he could land the white whale that is PA

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (SEXy3)

814 695
Megan Kelly already doubting Trump's ability to govern.


Donald Trump already doubting Megan Kelly was born a female.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (LAe3v)

815
Anything on WI or MI? Or even NH???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (mbhDw)

816 Slave Lake has a shortage.

Of chum?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (IcT7t)

817 I am letting my kids sit up tonight to watch the returns. My 15 yo daughter wept earlier, and went downstairs and started playing hymns on her piano.

Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (GXNWP)

818 Maddow: Third party votes...not fair!

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (OAlmw)

819 Fox News idiots acting like Trump has not had Giuliani, Sessions, Steve Miller, Gingrich etc around him.

Like he just woke up with golden ticket saying WTF

Apparently your advisory team doesn't count unless it is hand picked by the globalists

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (hA1V+)

820 Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (qJhUV)

I have bigger Tits than MeAgain

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (y3aQB)

821 PA is coming folks

Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (NvEiB)

822
Dear Cast of 'The Avengers'

Mrs. Peel, we're needed

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (IqV8l)

823 TRUMP SCHLONGS CLNTON!

Posted by: Tomorrow's NY Post Headline at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (IKsp1)

824 There may be a real estate glut in Hollywood tomorrow.

Posted by: rrockbeast at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (cHFpI)

825 Megan Kelly already doubting Trump's ability to govern.

Who doesn't harbor those doubts???

I fully understand wanting to stop Hillary- I don't want her (or Trump) to be President either.

What I don't understand how a reasonable person could have complete confidence in Trump's abilities to govern given the way he's behaved.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (KRwzj)

826 That's like me saying the East Coast should disappear via a mega tsunami.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:08 AM (Eabwd)


I'm well inland and 300' above sea level, so...

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (sdi6R)

827 804 The crowd at Clinton HQ looks like they are watching a clown rape a dead puppy.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (EayXl)

---

ROFL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (Eabwd)

828 CNN just said that a Clinton win is looking less likely by the hour. Dare We Hope?
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (TmVQX)

Dare, Dare!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (dELE3)

829 PA tightening, but is it fast enough??

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (K0tm3)

830 Or pissed

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (OwNJe)

831 I'm With Hearse

Posted by: sad Hillary supporters at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (Se/yD)

832
If PA is still too close to call, the Dems must be in panic mode.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (mbhDw)

833 Obama might pardon her - probably would just to cover his own a$$. That, and should Trump win, he will be a one-man chaos machine to leave Trump the biggest mess possible.


However, Obama *can't* pardon the Clinton foundation, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (NOIQH)

834 Was blood shooting out of her eyes?


Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (zu88C)
shooting from where ever.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (0O7c5)

835 FBN has them both beat.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable


I've been watching FBN.

This has been fun.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (S6Pax)

836 It's a good thing Hillary will concede graciously. You know, respecting the rule of law and all that.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (kumBu)

837 I have comcast and Channel 45 is "The View libs"and it is awesome to watch they got all excited cause Hilary won CO...

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (INhDF)

838 Maddox choaking up talking about how Johnson cost Hillary FL!!
Lol!!!!!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (e2Rx3)

839 I think the racist sexist bigot homophobe line of attack is now dead. Fuc you Democrats.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (jxw6R)

840 Never say Never... Trump

Posted by: Mega at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (EdXI9)

841 MSNBC is uplifting, in small doses.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (XFS85)

842 Trump is gonna win

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (RhCUA)

843 Sh*t. Joe Arpaio has lost his re-election bid.

There's your new DHS Secretary

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (2RVmA)

844 Trump winning pisses off ALL the right people.

I love it.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (NAv1Q)

845 320 EVs and close to 70 million popular vote.

That would be pleasing.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (pndC3)

846 802 I wonder if the Democrats are regretting screwing Bernie out of the nomination yet? If Trump pulls it off it may be in large part due to the Clintons rigging the primary.


this could be an even greater popcorn fest. after all the handwringing about the GOP falling apart - for all their faults, they didn't impede the will of people during the primaries. guarantee if trump pulls this out, there will be major divide and anger about the DNC primary rigging

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (Z53PH)

847 Washington State just went lean R.

Seattle sitting at 0% though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (d76uN)

848 Looking to do the next version of "From 52 to 48 with love"... Only with more pudding.

Posted by: Naughtius at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (WuFm6)

849 My spidey sense tells me we may be on the verge of a happier Ace.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (t4HFi)

850 817 I am letting my kids sit up tonight to watch the returns. My 15 yo daughter wept earlier, and went downstairs and started playing hymns on her piano.
Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (GXNWP)


Hmmmm. I'm not sure what the protocol is. Are you allowed to gloat to your teenage daughter?

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (Xuv2G)

851 Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tI1_KlO6xI

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (Eabwd)

852 Megan Kelly already doubting Trump's ability to govern.

Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (xrgKT)




Awww, is she bleeding out of her whatever?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (tHwdc)

853 my list of trump trolls-

-demand churchill bust back
-give queen of england an ipod loaded only with a gif of obama's girly failed opening baseball pitch
-appoint colin kaepernick as ambassador to libya or yemen
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (Z53PH)

Better yet. Appoint Hillary ambassador to Libya by herself.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (lidp8)

854 723: I'm a lawyer... unfortunately, Obama can indeed pardon her, prophylicatically, for things she did during tenure as Secretary of State. I predict it's 100% certainty that he will pardon her now. LOL. Obama is so fucked. That's the funny thing about Executive Orders. When new President enters office, he can revoke Obama's executive orders. What Trump really needs to do -- a feature advocated by Newt Gingrich (blessed be his name) -- is a new law that would allow President Trump to fire career personnel throughout Fed. Govt. This would, among other things, allow Trump to clear out the DOJ from the activist liberal cancerous bastards that have been put into that Dept. over the last 25 years.

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (7vTEZ)

855 748 CNN: "Even if Hillary Clinton wins tonight (which seems less probable by the minute), Democrats are going to be asking, 'what when wrong?'"

Let me answer that for them.
"When the Democrat party gave in to Hillary's shrill tantrum about it being her turn."

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (ry4ab)

856 Off topic:

I seem to be banned at home but not when I'm on the road. Is that plausible?
Posted by: MJ at November 09, 2016 12:15 AM (HdN1u)


Not only plausible but likely. Your home IP address got caught up in a ban but on the road you'd have a new one which is why you can post.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (dEQP3)

857 the way he's behaved.
-------------
huh? Because he didn't bow down to MeAgain and the cultural marxists?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (hA1V+)

858 That Winston Wolf line applies, folks.


I certainly hope It Happens, and I can then take a peek at TV "news" for the first time (nearly) in almost 10 years.


But I remain pessimistic.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (QDnY+)

859 i really like the word "funeral"

you can't spell fun without it

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (8rNrN)

860 Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (Z53PH)
I think the iPod should also have urkel riding his girly bike with the helmet.
And his girly stupid golf swing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (Q5Ymk)

861 What I don't understand how a reasonable person could have complete confidence in Trump's abilities to govern given the way he's behaved.
**************

The man is about to defy astronomical odds and push back against the entire world that wanted him defeated and gone.. For fuck's sake give him some credit.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (G8TO0)

862 The fact that the black churches drove however many to the polls

I wouldn't be convinced that the black churches like Hillary much. Particularly after that Spirit Dinner stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (39g3+)

863 Anyone figure out why the Slimes has Ohio with the red and black hashing?
--

I think it's to indicate that they flipped from Democrat to Republican.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (hqqM5)

864 However, Obama *can't* pardon the Clinton foundation, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (NOIQH)

Well in the case of the FAB Foundation, the Individual States where they function can also go after them and that a President can't pardon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (dELE3)

865 MSNBC is in total meltdown. Maddow specifically.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (OAlmw)

866 799 >>Odds that Hillary didn't even bother to prepare a concession speech? Anyone?

100% chance it never occurred to her she would lose.


Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (NOIQH

Concession speech or suicide note?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (s7hQ/)

867 Safety warning: watch out for those sharp edges around the rim of the pudding can.

Also stick to pudding, not mousse. A mousse once bit my sister.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (nl1IL)

868

How does he get there without NV, or PA or MI

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (1TXSC)

869

"And if I am elected
I promise the formation of a new party
A third party, the Wild Party!
I know we have problems,
We got problems right here in Central City,
We have problems on the North, South, East and West,
New York City, Saint Louis, Philadelphia, Los Angeles,
Detroit, Chicago,
Everybody has problems,
And personally, I don't care."

Posted by: Big Lee at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)

870 There's your new DHS Secretary
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (2RVmA)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (Eabwd)

871 Watching live feeds of Clinton and Trump HQ. Trump HQ all excited, chatting, like a big party. Clinton campaign is silent, watching some weepy feel good short about how some old lady said that people can't believe she's real because she's so nice.

Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (xrgKT)

872 PA is coming folks

I'm not even breathing hard!

Posted by: PA at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (eeTCA)

873 Obama can't pardon her for something she's not been convicted of...yet.



Well Ford pardoned Nixon of basically everything, retroactively, and
since its never been challenged in court, then the president can do it.



But would he? Or will she be the scapegoat thrown to the wolves?

Posted by: at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (39g3+)

The buck stops somewhere. Go ahead and assume responsibility for your subordinates alleged crimes. Go ahead.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (P/kVC)

874 MSNBC

LMFAO these guys

Posted by: jsg at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (u33zl)

875 Election Night is a Big Fucking Deal.

You'd think Rachel Maddow would have shaved her neck?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (EayXl)

876 775
Well, I'm done forecasting wtf is happening in GA.
--
USA Today shows Trump with 500,000 more vote than the FAB

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (hqqM5)

877 For the first time in my adult life im proud to be from the midwest.

Posted by: shiggz at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (G7wcY)

878 I had a feeling that Trump might win when TFG started campaigning for Clinton. Hoping the reverse midas touch comes through again...

Posted by: Lymond at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (2mv+1)

879 Washington State just went lean R.

Seattle sitting at 0% though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (d76uN)



Maybe they got too stoned to vote in Seattle

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (auHtY)

880 Other than a gerrymandered Senate seat in New Yawk, has FAB ever won a fair and honest election?

And this one was not fair or honest....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (ej1L0)

881 Well, I know of at least one good Democrat in WA who voted for Stein, and for the Republican for governor. Couldn't get 'em to budge on Murray though, alas.

Posted by: Miss Sippi at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (ByoS/)

882 Clinton wins OR.

*shocked face*

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (Eabwd)

883 ShitMidas must be shitting, um, shit.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (ZLQuU)

884
TRUMP HOLDS LEAD IN NH AT 49%
IN IOWA AT 49% TOO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (mbhDw)

885 MSNBC got rid of the their token RINO Nicole Wallace.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (OAlmw)

886 "Odds that Hillary didn't even bother to prepare a concession speech? Anyone? "

Ha. My husband asked me the odds Trump even wrote a victory speech.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (949tU)

887 I think Trump can get Wisconsin! Along with the enchilada!

Posted by: DontGetOutMuch at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (BQbxI)

888 781 It means the state flipped.

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (88xKn)

889 Trump by 3% in WI, 68% in.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (XoldI)

890 Anything on WI or MI? Or even NH??? Detroit Free Press declared Trump the winner, Wisconsin & NH are likely Trump as is Iowa

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (y3aQB)

891 One can pardon as long as the conduct has occurred, regardless of indictment or conviction

Can't pardon for future conduct, that would be tantamount to changing the law

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (hA1V+)

892 Clinton is closing in Michigan.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM (KRwzj)

893 Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (Xuv2G)
I can't wait to gloat to my son.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (Q5Ymk)

894 Megan Kelly already doubting Trump's ability to govern.///

MeAgain is mostly doubting her ability to get $20mil a year if Trump wins.

So Sad.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (Ha50C)

895 736 The crowd at Clinton HQ looks like they are watching a clown rape a dead puppy.

Posted by: garrett

That puppy was dead when I found it.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (iWW0H)

896 Ok my turn to post the delicious tears, this time from Washington Post.
http://tinyurl.com/njns2sw

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (ry4ab)

897 798
Obama can't pardon her for something she's not been convicted of...yet.



Well Ford pardoned Nixon of basically everything, retroactively, and
since its never been challenged in court, then the president can do it.



=====


Comey says she is innocent so NO CHARGES to pardon...sigh*

*whistles -- fast forward to 2017*

OH YEAH REOPEN THAT CASE


Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (zu88C)

898 Not feeling good about MI... Trump only up 10,000

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (hqqM5)

899 I dunno guys... I'm still not celebrating.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (CNHr1)

900 I'm truly at a lot for words I'm just so excited. Make America Great Again. Drain the Fucking Swamp!

Ace, brother, I love you. Seriously I love you. I've trolled the forums in the past, things got heated during the primaries and I got my head chopped off a couple times, but I fucking love you. While you didn't like Trump in a lot of ways, you also didn't turn into a vagina monologue hypocrite about the whole thing. I will never forget.

Ben Shapiro on the other hand, that princess can start looking for a new job. Fuck him.

Posted by: T38 at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (Emb4z)

901 MSNBC still won't call FL for Trump. Total denial.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (OAlmw)

902 Trump took down the Clinton Crime Syndicate and every institution behind them.

Love it.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (pndC3)

903 There may be a real estate glut in Hollywood tomorrow.

If only they would follow through on their threats, but they know it was nonsense. All the "He'll put us in camps, hell hang us from nooses" all that stupid crap. They knew it was a lie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (39g3+)

904 How does he get there without NV, or PA or MI
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (1TXSC)

But MI is looking good and it is next to Ohio where he beat her ass but good and a similar makeup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (dELE3)

905 Donald, can we talk?

Posted by: Hillary "No Hard Time" Clinton at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (97XyN)

906
WI down to Milwaukee County.

Fuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (mbhDw)

907 That NYT live presidential forecast thingamabob is very interesting. Thank you for posting that Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Posted by: Jimmy Durante at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (N3WnC)

908 >> My spidey sense tells me we may be on the verge of a happier Ace.


I would hate to be the first Hobo he catches up to, tonight.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (EayXl)

909 JJ - chill my friend.

Trump is leading WI, MI, and PA. NYT giving him over 60% chance of winning in each.

Trump has won NH.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (wfDW1)

910 The campaign continues!!

Posted by: John Podesta at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (0F67M)

911 I wasn't sure America would pick obviously crazy over power-mad, criminal, and malicious, but it looks like we will. I am (curiously) proud of my fellow Americans for (potentially) electing a crazy man.

And there is not one bit of snark intended in that. I'm 100% sincere. I'm glad the crazy guy may win.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (S2VsH)

912 MSDNC has no idea what Trump believes in, except REVENGE.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (tHwdc)

913 My legacy?!? My beautiful, beautiful legacy!

The voters acted stupidly.

Posted by: Obama at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (nl1IL)

914 328-209 is a landslide, right?

Posted by: Landslider at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (yOWG+)

915 >>>883 ShitMidas must be shitting, um, shit.

Best part was he campaigned his ass off for that scag!!! The swearing in will be epic, bet he pouts and stays away!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (xhKov)

916 I'm sure we'll be treated to a million post-mortems, but if Trump wins because the Bernie-bots stayed home/protest voted, that does add just an extra bit of firmness to the giant schadenboner we're all experiencing.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (kumBu)

917

Juan WIlliams need to change the batteries and mellow out.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (Mt8T4)

918 895
736 The crowd at Clinton HQ looks like they are watching a clown rape a dead puppy.



Posted by: garrett



That puppy was dead when I found it.

Posted by: Harry Reid


=====


SOME OF YOU ARE FREEZER READY





I love that one!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (zu88C)

919 Jesus I just looked PA is tightening. WOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (dELE3)

920 wow repeal of death penalty losing badly in CA
their propositions are insane. in AZ we have 2. in CA there's a list of like 25

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (Z53PH)

921 FBN looking at Obama's approval ratings wondering about the disconnect. Uhh because its a fraud and not accurate.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (Dc/ui)

922 What I don't understand how a reasonable person could have complete confidence in Trump's abilities to govern given the way he's behaved.

I think most people are in the same boat. But he'll be no worse than Clinton in that respect. Also, the press, the courts, and Congress will probably remember their role in our system, which would be no small victory.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (Xuv2G)

923 Clinton NY HQ livestream: http://preview.tinyurl.com/os8m6gj

No energy. Dead.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (4aG2t)

924 Oh, and Evan's gotta go.

Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (LbXNI)

925 I'm confident that they can find enough votes in car trunks and motel rooms to pull Clinton over the top in Michigan. But maybe, just maybe there will be too many just fed up people to overcome.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (39g3+)

926 Oh, shit. You know what this means? After an eight year vacation, we actually have to do our fucking jobs now!

Posted by: The Panicking MSM at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (qJhUV)

927 Dear Cast of 'The Avengers':

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you.

-
Let's not forget the culturally-appropriating Hamilton cast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (Nwg0u)

928 NYT says 95% chance for Trump.

You ask for miracles? I give you the New. York. Times.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (stTTh)

929 I pray that tonight puts the final stake in the Clinton political machine for good.

It has been my hope since the 90s.

I will place beautiful flowers on my father's grave tomorrow and let him know all is well.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (EOK/M)

930 Ok. The silence from camp Clinton along with the wild shift in how so many places talking about Trump...

Can he actually pull this shit off?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (71OEY)

931 Well, I'm done forecasting wtf is happening in GA.


NYT puts it at >95% Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (mBYZv)

932 I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE OMG THIS IS CRAZY

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (/22Vh)

933 909 JJ - chill my friend.

Trump is leading WI, MI, and PA. NYT giving him over 60% chance of winning in each.

Trump has won NH.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (wfDW1)


Where are you seeing the NH results?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (mbhDw)

934 What I don't understand how a reasonable person could have complete confidence in Trump's abilities to govern given the way he's behaved.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (KRwzj)

====

You Party Elitists never will get this.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (h/y2h)

935 I hope that little bastard kid whining in the Hillary commercials that Trump is making fun of his disability is crying tonight....



Sucks to be a tool...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (23lwL)

Posted by: Barack Fucking Hussein Fucking Obama at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (zu88C)

937 Heaven Help Us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LYh9XONmHE

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (Eabwd)

938 TRUMP WON WISCONSI!N!!!!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (G8TO0)

939 "Anyone figure out why the Slimes has Ohio with the red and black hashing?"

Ohio flipped from donktard in 12 to Trump in 16.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (d76uN)

940 I hope Trump makes Assange Director of Homeland Security.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (pUDQf)

941 Wisconsin called for Trump!!!!!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (Enq6K)

942 MSNBC is in total meltdown. Maddow specifically.

Posted by: WisRich
****

My radical left brother was watching them for the election. I hope he is as miserable as they are.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (hVdx9)

943 OMG JESUS LORD WISCONSIN!!!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (G8TO0)

944 I have retrieved a very expensive Cuban cigar from the humidor.

Romeo y Julieta, Churchill, vintage 2001.

Along with that, a very rare Scotch. Should I break the seal, it'll be about $100 per sip.

Both will be put to use tonight, with a win.

I will be happy to tell you how good they are, but unless you can arrive on my porch within 90 minutes of the official announcement, you're SOL.

This is why fans of premium cigars, Scotches and Bourbons, horde their reserves.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (v5iqM)

945 FBN: Trump takes Wisconsin!!!!!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (O6aZ4)

946 My toilet stops flushing before the bowl is emptied. How do I fix that?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (7qAYi)

947 Ha. My husband asked me the odds Trump even wrote a victory speech.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 12:23 AM

Are you shittin' me? He wrote one the day he announced his candidacy. Just because he's that kinda guy.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (S2VsH)

948 823
Oh dear God in Heaven please, please let it come to pass..

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (JSovD)

949

Trump, WI!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (qCMvj)

950 Fox Business has called Wisconsin for Trump!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (bMG0w)

951 Canceling that fireworks show? That's #SmartPower! Now Wikileaks will finish the Clintons off, I strongly suspect. They already dumped the encrypted "insurance" torrents this afternoon on the prediction that Hillary would emerge victorious. The disastrous end of the Clinton Crime Family is approaching.

Posted by: Mike Z. at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (wcNJy)

952 WI to Trump

That might be it

Holy Shit!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (dELE3)

953 FBN just called WI for Trump.

GOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (OAlmw)

954 Got Wisconsin!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (rP2JJ)

955 Fox called WI

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (OwNJe)

956 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:19 AM (kdS6q)
What a douche Ben Howe is.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (Q5Ymk)

957 Did they just call WI for Trump?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (EayXl)

958 HOLY SHIT FBN CALLED WISKY FOR TRUMP!!!!!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (TkOBg)

959

WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (Mt8T4)

960 Ohhhhhh...... The lefties are lashing out on social media.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (JmjOe)

961 On Wisconsin!

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (PJMpr)

962 I think it's over. Fox just called WI for Trump

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (6IPEM)

963
Don't look now, but MN is also close.

Lake effect.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (kdS6q)

964 232

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (OwNJe)

965 Imonna crawl in bed and watch this shit until I can't stand to.

Husband is watching FBN in His Chair in the family room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (PY9jH)

966 Please God, let Trump win the electoral and lose the popular...i need to feed on the whining

Posted by: Glass ceiling at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (EZDs2)

967 whoa

WI=TRUMP !!!

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (Y/E2d)

968 WI: Trump

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (X8p7j)

969 I think most people are in the same boat. But he'll be no worse than Clinton in that respect.
------------

I'm not in that boat. I think he will make one of the best executives we have had in the Oval Office in decades.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (hA1V+)

970 Trump wins WI!!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (97XyN)

971 Fox call Wisconsin for Trump!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (SEXy3)

972 Boom.

Trump wins Wisconsin.

Told ya.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (/tuJf)

973


GoK?













May I present to you .......................WISCONSIN!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (zu88C)

974 CHEEEEESE!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (EayXl)

975 WI CALLED FROM TRUMPOSAURUS REX

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (yANQt)

976 Wisconsin!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (89T5c)

977 I can't believe it. Wisconsin went red. Can't wait to go up next week.

Posted by: Brat4life at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (/rGEE)

978 Wisconsin in the bag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (pUDQf)

979 WISCONSIN I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (G8TO0)

980 Fox called WI it's over fuck you Dems fuck ypu

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (jxw6R)

981 Wisconsin. Wow.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (mbhHA)

982 WISCONSIN!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (0O7c5)

983 Fox Business just called Wisconsin for...

President Trump.

It's done now, they're not calling the whole thing yet, but they might as well, if they've called WI.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (sgHEm)

984

I told y'all to not start sucking each others' dicks yet. Still up in the air.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (a0SQT)

985 Wisconsin to Trump?! Holy shit!

Posted by: Flyboy at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (h/y2h)

986 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

DEEP BREATH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know she can still win, but damn. RIGHT?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (F0ZHr)

987 Trump called for WI!!!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (9q7Dl)

988 CBS finally gave Trump Florida. Timestamp 1130 EST.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (ZsN9X)

989
WISCONSIN GOES TRUMP!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (mbhDw)

990 Wisconsin goes for Trump! Oh thank you Lord

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (P8951)

991 I want a Flaming Skull of Mordor on top of effin' Barad-Dur.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (ry4ab)

992 Obamacare. Dead.
Common Core. Dead.

Make up your own, get jiggy with it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (iWW0H)

993 IT'S OVER!!! DING DONG DING DONG!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (xhKov)

994 Man, I'll bet I suck at poker too.

Posted by: The Living Glenn Beck! at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (GdgAM)

995 BREAKING FBN: TRUMP TAKES WI!!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (+uqOo)

996 Wisconsin, yes,
MSNBC just now called Florida for Trump.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (Q5Ymk)

997 CHEESES!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (0O7c5)

998 WI BEEEETCHEZ!!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (Dc/ui)

999 NYT is giving trump 90% chance of winning WI and 70% of winning MI.

Either of those gets him over 270.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (wfDW1)

1000 944 I have retrieved a very expensive Cuban cigar from the humidor.

Romeo y Julieta, Churchill, vintage 2001.

Along with that, a very rare Scotch. Should I break the seal, it'll be about $100 per sip.

Both will be put to use tonight, with a win.

I will be happy to tell you how good they are, but unless you can arrive on my porch within 90 minutes of the official announcement, you're SOL.

This is why fans of premium cigars, Scotches and Bourbons, horde their reserves.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

I'm in the middle of Iowa, and slightly jealous.

Enjoy!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (X0CTs)

1001
49.1-45.7!!!!!!!


PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (mbhDw)

1002 934 What I don't understand how a reasonable person could have complete confidence in Trump's abilities to govern given the way he's behaved.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (KRwzj)

---

Pretty fucking sure he'll govern better than Hillary.

So, when did you vote for her?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (Eabwd)

1003 CHEESEHEADS UNITE!!!!

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (INhDF)

1004 Fox News just called Wisconsin for Trump.

Holy shit, this is getting real.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (fwj47)

1005 MSNBC drapes themselves in black. FL for Trump. 209 Beast/216 Trump

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (tHwdc)

1006 "Anything on WI or MI? Or even NH??? Detroit Free Press declared Trump the winner, Wisconsin & NH are likely Trump as is Iowa"

I'm looking at freep right now, and they are still showing Trump ahead, but the winner.

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (DbBV5)

1007 fbn calls wi for trump

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (Y5Lq7)

1008 AmyMek
08/11/16 23:26
Donald Trump just took the Lead in Pennsylvania! #ElectionNight

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (y3aQB)

1009 All Trump needs is a priest and a baptism and you have a modern ending of "The Godfather"

All the heads of the five families are no longer

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (fFfWq)

1010 Wisconsin? OUR Wisconsin? For Trump ????


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (dFi94)

1011 If Hillary does lose will there be a ritual pounding of a wooden stake through that part of her chest which potentially holds a heart?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (s7hQ/)

1012 Badgers!!!!

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (88xKn)

1013 Seattle sitting at 0% though.
=============

King County is Crook County's little brother.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (JBggj)

1014 Wisconsin goes to Trump. Wisconsin!

I wonder what Greg is doing tonight. Remember him?

Posted by: Ed gibbon at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (QIWoA)

1015 Ho. Lee. Foook

WI???

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (71OEY)

1016

I might just cry tonight.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (qCMvj)

1017 FNC called WI for Trump!

Posted by: Saurfang at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Yam/I)

1018
CBS News 6 minutes ago

Clinton is underperforming among black men and Latina women compared to 2012 Obama, according to exit polls.



HAW HAW HAW!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (kdS6q)

1019 Holy fuck

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (ef6pV)

1020
Can we haz pudding?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (mbhDw)

1021 Like above, Fox has called Wisconsin for Trump.

My God, can you believe it?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (5zfq1)

1022 >>Dear Cast of 'The Avengers':


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you.



Same to the casts of:

Star Trek
OITNB
Empire
All of Shonda Rhimes' shows
The West Wing

Did I forget anyone?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (NOIQH)

1023

Commie Madison sucks a big schlong...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Mt8T4)

1024
I remember distinctly an image of we were sitting on his couches, and I was looking at his pant leg and the bulge in his trousers....

Posted by: David Brooksss at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (AxxBG)

1025 This is a huge thing

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (ef6pV)

1026 Trump by 3.4% in WI, 71% in.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (XoldI)

1027 Dead Heat in MI, per Lone Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:17 AM (mbhDw)

Our local Detroit ABC news affiliate just said it is 49-47% for Trump with 66% of the vote totals in here in Michigan.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (jKUeC)

1028 Wisconsin.

I'm warming up the lighter, now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (v5iqM)

1029 I love this country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (pUDQf)

1030 It's over!!!!

Posted by: jas at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (z+0Eh)

1031 President Trump - brought to you by the power of Cheese!

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (dFi94)

1032 Drudge Headline


TRUMP ON THE VERGE OF PRESIDENCY; WORLD IN SHOCK

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (dELE3)

1033 The Beasts supporters see all that sweet, sweet, power, loot, parties, prestige slipping away like Hillary's shoe as she passes out.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (NbRJx)

1034

Iowa, Trump!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (qCMvj)

1035 What's that I hear... lamentations of their women?

Posted by: Scott Walker, on his Throne of Skulls at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Se/yD)

1036 Iowa to Trump!!!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Enq6K)

1037 Iowa!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (rP2JJ)

1038 Okay what's left, what does he need to freakin have this WHOLE THING called?

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (/1KcA)

1039 It's all over except the fat lady going to Sing-sing!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (+uqOo)

1040 On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin, grand old Badger state!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (P8951)

1041


IOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Mt8T4)

1042 Fox calls Iowa for Trump

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (SEXy3)

1043 IA for trump

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Y5Lq7)

1044 Trump wins Iowa

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (OwNJe)

1045 HAWKEYES RULE

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (INhDF)

1046 I want one of those cheesehead hats, to wear to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (nl1IL)

1047 IOWA!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (c6/9Q)

1048 And now Iowa ! Unbelievable

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (dFi94)

1049 Iowa for Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (pUDQf)

1050 Hollowpoint, I don't have confidence in Trump's ability to govern. But a Hillary win would have been the stake in this country's heart. Utterly hateable criminal bitch proves that laws mean nothing to the elite, flips the SCOTUS liberal for the next eon or so, starts the slow path to the erosion of our 2nd Amendment rights. A Trump win just flips the board in so many ways - the GOP narrative that we can't win without their establishment wisdom is dead in the water.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (kumBu)

1051 WI. Called for pussy grabber

Woot!

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (r5O/2)

1052 WI just called for Trump.

I think Obama almost has to pardon Hillary, otherwise she will take him and half his administration down with her. He was e-mailing her on her private server after-all, and Hillary knows where all of the bodies are buried with is little community organizer tactics.

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (pBZp4)

1053 Fuck MeAgain with a hot poker

Posted by: Frank Booth at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (8m2AC)

1054 And IA, for Trump!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (TkOBg)

1055 MSDNC only now calling FL for Trump.

I need to visit the ladies room and make another drink but don't want to miss any of the sadz. BRB

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (ozZau)

1056 Iowa

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (xInes)

1057 1012 Badgers!!!!
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (88xKn)

Shuck 'em Bucky!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (X0CTs)

1058 Fcuk her up Buck!

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (YvE41)

1059 Wisconsin and Iowa.

That does it right?

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (3Liv/)

1060 IOWA!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (v5iqM)

1061 Iowa called for Trump. He's up to 238

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (6IPEM)

1062 whoops, make that IA to Trump - 228/209 for the Beast.

Maddow groans.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (tHwdc)

1063 The question for me was I going to be shitting my pants or jizzing them late tonight. Went out to eat, came home, and turned on Fox Business. Was called a Negative Nellie by assuring everyone the Beast would win.

The Depends went on, expecting a shittening. It's turned into a Jizzening.

It's gonna look like a gay bath house around here.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (DW+jj)

1064


238 v 209

Burn the Witch!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (qCMvj)

1065 Wisconsin called for Trump!!!!!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable

OMG!

That is a fricking earthquake!

I really think it was, in part, that Ron Johnson was running against Feingold, and people in Wisconsin are sick of that pompous Asshole.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (S6Pax)

1066 Sheriff Joe is available now. He can take over border control, build the wall, collect the money from Mexico and deport all illegals.

Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (SVz6E)

1067 Wisconsin!

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (K0tm3)

1068 THis gives us a little breathing space, but that's all.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (jo8t2)

1069 Fox says he is 269 now

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (OwNJe)

1070 FBN just called Iowa for Trump.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (dEQP3)

1071 IOWA!!!!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (89T5c)

1072 Iowa is Trump's!!!!

Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (NvEiB)

1073 LOLOLOL!!!

WI???

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (Eabwd)

1074 I think I will pour a double vodka to go with my cigar. Not lighting it off just yet though. Heck, maybe the rest of the bottle. Not pulling it out of the freezer just yet though.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (zLDYs)

1075 CBC just calls Florida.



JUST kill yourselves and drive the government payroll down. Or give my a chuckle....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (23lwL)

1076 Wooo! Packers!

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (7qAYi)

1077 919 Jesus I just looked PA is tightening. WOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:25 AM (dELE3)


Fucking eastern PA is full of idiots. I should know; I live among them.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (sdi6R)

1078 No one told me what that idiot, Beck was saying on NBC.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (U+nHb)

1079 Fuck you #NeverTrump Assholes. I know there are probably a lot of you stupid jackasses lurking tonight just waiting for Trump to lose so you could shout "I told you so!"

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (bMG0w)

1080 Michigan wins it, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (pUDQf)

1081 Someone smarter than me put me some knowledge. What other states does he have to win to win?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (Q5Ymk)

1082 Trump wins Wisconsin. President Trump. Ding Dong the Witch is dead.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (vYaiw)

1083 I will not be able to sleep tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (dELE3)

1084 This is looking really, really, really good!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (zc3Db)

1085 Iowa?

rofl

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (Eabwd)

1086 "We didn't see ......."



Ya think ???

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (dFi94)

1087
[pic]

twitter.com/YoungCons/status/796207004805165056




Mmmmmmm.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (kdS6q)

1088 Huma, more Depends! Now!!!

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (7cqHD)

1089 OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (ciTDw)

1090 Drudge still shows Hillary up by 21 in Iowa. Matt, get thee to a refresh button!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (ppaKI)

1091 239 v 206

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (X8p7j)

1092 Is it okay to do the dance of joy yet?

Yes?

No?

*poised to do the dance of joy*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (h1PKb)

1093 Hillary For Prison!

Who will put money on her books?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (AxxBG)

1094 Wisconsin called for Trump!!!!!


No.Way.

Posted by: John Podesta at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (0F67M)

1095 Nood election thread.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (O6aZ4)

1096 This may actually happen!
Please, oh please, let that evil witch and her media minions commence with the wailing and gnashing of teeth!
Dear Lord I do hate them so.

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (RMlhY)

1097 Juan Williams: I don't know. Something has happened.

DeepThoughts

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (y3aQB)

1098 Some moron here predicted Wisconsin would go Trump and I thought that was ridiculous. Man the Democrats have pissed off America.

Maybe running the least likable, most awful person on earth was a strategic error.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (39g3+)

1099 Question on FBN:

How did the pollsters get this SO WRONG???

Excuse me, while I sniff some of this glue.

Really?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (S6Pax)

1100 I've got MSNBC on for the lulz, and I had to literally laugh out loud as they just called a bunch of states for Trump and Chris Matthews let out a very audible sigh of frustration.

Posted by: Schoolbus Vegabond at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (T1xcF)

1101 Can Trump win w/out PA?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (NOIQH)

1102 dammit sticky sock

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (0F67M)

1103 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (dELE3)
I'm glad I canceled my appointments tomorrow.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (Q5Ymk)

1104 When I think Republican, I think Wisconsin and Iowa.


Ahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (dFi94)

1105 1045 HAWKEYES RULE
Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (INhDF)

Let's not go off the deep end, here. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (X0CTs)

1106 MeAgain cut off all her hair for nothing.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (zu88C)

1107 946 My toilet stops flushing before the bowl is emptied. How do I fix that?

sounds like the tank isn't filling up with enough water. take the lid off and watch it fill up. you may be able to tell where it used to fill up to. probably a problem with the bobber stopping before going high enough and cutting the water off then

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (Z53PH)

1108 How long before she starts saying it was fixed?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (AxxBG)

1109 Aw, Julie Roginsky is about to cry on live Tv!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (pUDQf)

1110 Trumpy has grabbed a handful of juicy, willing pussy

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (8m2AC)

1111 I was getting ready to go to bed - it's way past my bedtime - but I may stay up a little longer now.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (Sfs6o)

1112 FBN calling WI and Iowa for Trump

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (oDUj/)

1113 wisconsin!

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (a7FXx)

1114 914 328-209 is a landslide, right?
Posted by: Landslider at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (yOWG+)


It's definitely landslidey.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (Xuv2G)

1115 Gentlemen.....

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (mBnZ5)

1116 Holy shit! They just made the point that if the already presumed Trump states hold... Trump is at 269

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (71OEY)

1117 *clears throat*

Posted by: Zombie Dandy Don Meredith at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (JO9+V)

1118 IT'S OVER!!! DING DONG DING DONG!!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (xhKov)

Easy there, Fleagle. It's over when Hillary spazzes out in a climactic seizure, not before.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (mbhHA)

1119 All I can say as to people dumping all over Trump's abilities is that I don't think they understand what is required to successfully execute major real estate development properties in numerous countries over several decades.

Folks, we are talking planning, planning, planning - long term planning, a great of coordination and oversight and management over various different types of parties from architects and engineers and lawyers and bankers and polticians and so forth.

This guy is an excellent executive. You've been reading too much koolade by assholes like Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (hA1V+)

1120 Iowa called for Trump.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (stTTh)

1121 I'm enjoying watching Brit Hume tonight. I think he's genuinely having a good time.

Megyn, on the other hand, is in serious denial and looking for any way he can lose.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (SEXy3)

1122

lulz, they are crying in the Hillary audience


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (qCMvj)

1123 Dear Cast of 'The Avengers':


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you.



Same to the casts of:

Star Trek
OITNB
Empire
All of Shonda Rhimes' shows
The West Wing

Did I forget anyone?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (NOIQH)
----------------
It's probably the entire IMDB database except for Adam Baldwin and a couple of others.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (hYNPr)

1124 /fuck.

Iowa?

Gonna wait on the dance of joy. Still kinda giddy though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (h1PKb)

1125 I love you Carlos Danger!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (7vTEZ)

1126 Well damn, Trump is +3% in Wisconsin.
He is +6% in Iowa.
He is +32% in Utah, and +31% over McMuffin!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (ry4ab)

1127

MeAgain really really really hate Trump...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (Mt8T4)

1128 AK - 3
AZ - 11
GA - 16
NH - 4

All those are within reach

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (6IPEM)

1129 TRUMP HQ


MAGA hats as far as the eye can see

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (zu88C)

1130 Don't get cocky kid!

Posted by: Enzo at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (AY0BI)

1131 Trump, you magnificent bastard, you pulled it off!!!

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (OAlmw)

1132 People crying, leaving Javits center!

Posted by: Hans und Franz at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (brIR5)

1133 My body is ready for this. Weeks and weeks of lamentations and garment rending about how stupid racist white men just killed our country. Such sweet, sweet tears - I just need a good gin to mix with them.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (kumBu)

1134 305 - at least

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (c6/9Q)

1135 I still can't see how Trump gets to 270. Then again I can't really see much of anything with my head being where it is.

Posted by: Bill Looz at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (LZC7e)

1136 HOLY SHIT

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (TJCSB)

1137 CNN just gave FL to Trump.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (P/kVC)

1138 I'm enjoying watching Brit Hume tonight. I think he's genuinely having a good time.

Megyn, on the other hand, is in serious denial and looking for any way he can lose.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (SEXy3)


I can't wait to see Hannity.
He pushed hard for this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (qCMvj)

1139 I want the speeches!!

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (OwNJe)

1140 Holy shit! They just made the point that if the already presumed Trump states hold... Trump is at 269


***

Harry Enten predicted earlier that he may get to 300

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (SEXy3)

1141 "What I don't understand how a reasonable person could have complete confidence in Trump's abilities to govern given the way he's behaved."

What the fuck? Exactly how has he "behaved" that let's you make such a declaration?

Man, this is the horseshit yapping that's pissed me off this entire campaign.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (br2jI)

1142 The man is about to defy astronomical odds and push back against the entire world that wanted him defeated and gone.. For fuck's sake give him some credit

I do- I was giving him approximately zero chance of winning, and even if Clinton squeaks out a win I was very, very wrong.

But come on... how can anyone not have doubts about the guy? This is someone who asked why we aren't using nuclear fucking weapons.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (KRwzj)

1143 Trump is like a honey badger, he just don't give a shit.....

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (9dH/8)

1144 Some moron here predicted Wisconsin would go Trump and I thought that was ridiculous.
========================


Heck - I thought it was ridiculous. I thought we'd lose by 5 points here.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (dFi94)

1145 CBS News 6 minutes ago

Clinton is underperforming among black men and Latina women compared to 2012 Obama, according to exit polls.



HAW HAW HAW!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
****

But, but, hot sauce....vagina?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (hVdx9)

1146

Kimberly could have me, if she was lucky.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (Mt8T4)

1147 Hahahahaha...people crying and leaving camp Hillary

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (71OEY)

1148 IS IT TO EARLY TO START MAKING PUDDING BUTTERSCOTCH!!!! AND MAYBE EVEN TAPIOCA??

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (INhDF)

1149 Come on Hillary! Call in before the Midnight Madness Sale ends !!!

Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (GdgAM)

1150 Any Morons working at Jabbits Center?

If they could collect the tears, they could be millionaires tomorrow!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (+uqOo)

1151 E.T.: "I wanna hear MeAgain say President Trump..."

It'll be like the Fonz trying to say, "I was wrrrr. I was wrr. I was wrrrooo. I was wrong."

MeAgain: "Mr. Prerrerer. Mr. Perereres. Mr. President..."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (1CroS)

1152 It's because Madonna didn't suck all those dicks.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (S2VsH)

1153 Trump wins Florida!!!

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (TmVQX)

1154 Wisconsin, you magnificent bastard - I read your book!

Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (oe//q)

1155
Nate Silver 18 minutes ago

Clinton's up in Douglas County (Omaha). She might win Nebraska's 2nd district, which is worth 1 electoral vote.




"Shh - it's alright Brother. You can go now."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (kdS6q)

1156 1115 Gentlemen.....

Yeah, you're right as usual....but pleeeeeaze!!!!

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (RMlhY)

1157 Is Streisland packing her bags yet? Then we can put windmills in her ex viewscape.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (AxxBG)

1158 nood

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (hA1V+)

1159

Perino: "There's no reason to blame nevertrumpers..."


bwahaha, yes, yes there is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (qCMvj)

1160 What is best in life?

Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And hear the lamentations of their transwomen

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (pBZp4)

1161 Sweet, sweet tears. I was so parched.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (pUDQf)

1162 875 Election Night is a Big Fucking Deal.

You'd think Rachel Maddow would have shaved her neck?
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:22 AM (EayXl)

ROFLOL

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (CFc5L)

1163 Fox saying Trump won Wisconsin.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (4ErVI)

1164 Trump takes Wisconsin

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (7N6ox)

1165 What the fuck? Exactly how has he "behaved" that let's you make such a declaration?

SERIOUSLY?!?!?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (KRwzj)

1166 MY VAGINA!

Posted by: Crying Clinton Supporter at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (IKsp1)

1167 lulz, they are crying in the Hillary audience




Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (qCMvj)
==================================


I feel bad about that.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (dFi94)

1168 CBS got cryin' volunteers at the Hilary HQ!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (ZsN9X)

1169 Can I do the Snoopy dance now?

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (88xKn)

1170 Odds that Hillary didn't even bother to prepare a concession speech? Anyone?

-
Maybe she'll do it as interpretive dance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (Nwg0u)

1171 A Cheshire cat grin keeps erupting on my face. Is this real? Is it really, really real?

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (GRNzr)

1172 troll level :expert

if your liberal friends complain about the world ending tomorrow, pretend you're on their side and complain about how bernie was robbed of the primary and would have easily beaten trump, and how nasty it was the DNC cheated him out of it

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (Z53PH)

1173 Oh, crap sorry about the profanity.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (ZsN9X)

1174 How long before Gov. Brown starts calling Trump names? He is like a schoolyard bully.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (AxxBG)

1175 1160 What is best in life?

Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And hear the lamentations of their transwomen

___________________


LOL!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (LOCmW)

1176 Son of a Bitch, he's going to do it.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (ce4zT)

1177 MeAgain reporting crying at Hillary HQ.


Dana Perino saying "don't blame Nevertrumpers".



You know? There is a truck stop strip joint in South Georgia hiring cute blondes right now...


Just sayin.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (zu88C)

1178 When can I start singing " The Witch is Dead" from the Wizard of Oz? When, when, when, when?


Jumping up and down and screaming like a toddler with a handful of gooey chocolate cake.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (JSovD)

1179
Jennifer Griffin:

Clinton HQ is subdued, hasn't heard from Clinton aides for hours

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (kdS6q)

1180 abc also calls iowa for trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (ODxAs)

1181 Trump is only down 69,000 votes in the People's Republic of Pennsylvania! o_o

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (ry4ab)

1182 Juan Williams can't believe this is real.

He hasn't lived in the real world for 50 years. Fuck him and all his friends.

Posted by: Trubble - Gloriously Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (lITxr)

1183 Juan

MeAgain


Dana




absolutely shitting themselves.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (zu88C)

1184 Oops, I meant to change the other lines;

What is best in life?

Trigger your enemies?
Drive them from their safe spaces?
And hear the lamentation of their transwomen?

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (pBZp4)

1185 Never Trumpers have a place to call home. It is called the Democratic Party, buh bye...... Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (9dH/8)

1186 Ok. I still loathe Trump. But I have loathed Hillary with the heat of a zillion suns since I first heard her name.

Is it okay if I slather by nuts in pudding in celebration of the bitch losing?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (71OEY)

1187 Oh, crap sorry about the profanity.


Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM

You must be new here.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (S2VsH)

1188 960 Ohhhhhh...... The lefties are lashing out on social media.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 12:26 AM (JmjOe)


If stamping your foot and impotently shaking your fist is "lashing out"... sure.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (Xuv2G)

1189 in before 1200

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (Y/E2d)

1190

Steven Portnoy 2 minutes ago

People are LEAVING the Clinton victory party...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (kdS6q)

1191 1160 What is best in life?

Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And hear the lamentations of their transwomen
---------
You win this thread.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (ry4ab)

1192 New Thread if you didn't catch it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (bMG0w)

1193 Georgia

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (xInes)

1194 Some moron here predicted Wisconsin would go Trump and I thought that was ridiculous.
========================


Heck - I thought it was ridiculous. I thought we'd lose by 5 points here.


Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (dFi94)


Well, at least here in Colorado things went as expected. Stoners, amirite?

Which is why we need to move the fuck to Montana or Alaska. My bride actually told me she would be okay with moving to Alaska. She's a gem.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (h1PKb)

1195 I feel like Trump just grabbed America by the pussy.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (cGlgB)

1196
I also need to apologize for CO. I didn't have enough ammo to keep the californicators out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (ODxAs)

1197 Man the Democrats have pissed off America.

It turns out that making the standard for political discourse be "an unfunny person make faces while his audience claps like drunken seals" didn't endear them to anyone.

Similarly, having some of the richest people on the planet make a series of videos in which they sneer at working-class and middle-class Americans may have been a slight tactical error.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (5dOnv)

1198 "Clinton HQ is subdued, hasn't heard from Clinton aides for hours"

Hey...that sounds familiar.

Posted by: Benghazi Special Operators at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (IKsp1)

1199 Georgia finally called for Trump

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (SEXy3)

1200 Fox called Wisconsin for the good guys.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (eeTCA)

1201
Live from Clinton HQ

[pic]

twitter.com/NolteNC/status/796209822744113153

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (kdS6q)

1202 I'm a lawyer... unfortunately, we need a doctor. Hillary's about to stroke out.
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:21 AM (

Posted by: The losing Campaign at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (jKUeC)

1203 NYT has MN even % of winning.

MN could go Trump?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (mBYZv)

1204 How long before McConnell and Ryan start barking at Trump?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (AxxBG)

1205 how many electorals does he have?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (CNHr1)

1206 "going big for Trump, but I don't think he's beyond the margin of fraud.

Posted by: holygoat

yeah, Ima thinkin maybe some of those fraud people want America first, and find Hilda to be their enemy. not hard to figure that ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (LhGBu)

1207 Perino: "There's no reason to blame nevertrumpers..."

bwahaha, yes, yes there is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (qCMvj)

I blame NeverTrumpers. I shook off my resentment over the primaries and pulled the lever for the guy because Hillary Clinton is the most malignant public figure on the American political scene since...ever. And they refused to oppose her. They even helped her.

It grieves me that the National Review went all-in opposing the GOP nominee. I'm sure Bill Buckley, were he alive, would tell them to suck it up and do the right thing.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (mbhHA)

1208 What I don't understand how a reasonable person could have complete confidence in Trump's abilities to govern given the way he's behaved.
Posted by: Hollowpoint
-------------

I agree. But the choice was there, and I'd rather roll the dice on Trump, then the certainty of disaster with Hillary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (eMnol)

1209
I'm melting........

Posted by: Obama's Legacy at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (yfObW)

1210 Don't forget people, there's no path to 270...

I'm going to PVR her concession speech and play it when I'm feeling blue

Posted by: Ed gibbon at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (QIWoA)

1211 1173 Oh, crap sorry about the profanity.
Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (ZsN9X)


What the fuck? Am I in the wrong place?

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Xuv2G)

1212 CNN IS HILARIOUS EXCELLENT TV RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (INhDF)

1213 Macomb still is only reporting around 40%, and going big for Trump, but I don't think he's beyond the margin of fraud.
Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 12:18 AM (DbBV5)


Macomb has been pretty reliably red, the other two counties, mostly blue.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (jKUeC)

1214 Trump down 8 in MN 68% in, dashed my hopes there ... but that was just a cherry on top

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (LhGBu)

1215 "But come on... how can anyone not have doubts about the guy? This is someone who asked why we aren't using nuclear fucking weapons."

If you think that most Trump voters around here DON'T have doubts about Trump, you haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (DbBV5)

1216 "OMG JESUS LORD WISCONSIN!!!"

Mark it down, people -- this is the first time those words have been said in that order.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (fVubI)

1217 yes, juan, it's revolutionary....we tried to tell you.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (0O7c5)

1218 #855 The R's had that 'it's my turn' problem with McLame and Bob Ficking Dole. It should NEVER be based on whose turn it is..

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (AxxBG)

1219 A HuffPo idiot said on Twitter "We have lost the battle against climate change". Hahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (5dOnv)

1220
Bill Kristol on abc looks gobsmacked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (ODxAs)

1221

Wow. WI

Grammie thanks . I know it was a vote you really agonized over

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (1TXSC)

1222 Someone tell David Stockman to STFU!

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (lidp8)

1223 ABC STILL HASNT CALLED WI FUNNY

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (INhDF)

1224 I seem to be banned at home but not when I'm on the road. Is that plausible?
If not answered yet, yes, it is highly likely. To get your home ISP taken off the banned list*, email Ace along with a cut & paste text copy of the message that pops up when you try accessing the HQ and he (or Pixy) will see about it being rescinded.

*There might be a small chance that a real bannee is on the same ISP as you, then you're S.O.L. so I guess you'll have to get a new provider.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (xIunr)

1225 Fox announces GA

He's at 254

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (mBYZv)

1226 1220

Bill Kristol on abc looks gobsmacked.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (ODxAs)
hahaha.....he's an asshole....so is will.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (0O7c5)

1227 Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM
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FBN still has Hildebeest up 1.3%. How many of the western counties are in yet?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (o38N1)

1228
A mandate

A repudiation of Obama

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (1TXSC)

1229 Who is going to bow to foreign potentates if B+rry ain't there?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (AxxBG)

1230 Clinton is underperforming among black men and Latina women compared to 2012 Obama, according to exit polls.
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can we cut to the video?


Posted by: redc1c4, in a RACAL suit at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (sm9eL)

1231 Hava nagila v'nismekha
Hava neranena v'nismekha
Uru, akhim b'lev sameakh!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (kP16F)

1232 GA is much funnier than WI; still, screw ABC.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (xIunr)

1233 If B+rry had not passed the ACA with NO R compromise, she would have won.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (AxxBG)

1234 Juan Fuckin Williams just said he didn't think the world would learn to accept a Trump presidency. What the hell would they do then, Juan? Kill our ambassadors? Provoke our navy at every opportunity? Kill our citizens abroad with impunity? Fuck them and fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Burn it all down, bitches.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (eOUAk)

1235 If you think that most Trump voters around here DON'T have doubts about Trump, you haven't been paying attention.
________________
Yeah, my eventual Facebook post will read:

FUCK!!!!! My second worst fear just came true.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (CLfqv)

1236 They are literally groaning at MSNBC

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (1TXSC)

1237 The tears on FBN from the Clinton Campaign at the Javitz Center...oh my!

Posted by: jas at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (z+0Eh)

1238 #1225 Ha, ha, Mr Peebles; I made my #1232 comment before reading your comment about Trump likely having officially won GA!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (xIunr)

1239 George Stephacockaless on ABC doesn't look happy... they are making up shit now

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (INhDF)

1240 Oh my god, they're showing the Clinton people weeping on Fox Business.

Hilarious.

artisanal'ette, I'm toasting you with a Bowmore, single cask series, aged 26 years in the barrel.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (sgHEm)

1241

They really are dumbstruck at MSNBC

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (1TXSC)

1242 1239
George Stephacockaless on ABC doesn't look happy... they are making up shit now

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (INhDF)
he has to pack...his wife said they have to move if trump wins

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (0O7c5)

1243 I fully understand wanting to stop Hillary- I don't want her (or Trump) to be President either.

What I don't understand how a reasonable person could have complete confidence in Trump's abilities to govern given the way he's behaved.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:20 AM (KRwzj)



With Newt and Pence as advisor and Veep, I am not worried.

And I savor the libmedia butthurt. I savor it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (hSD8y)

1244 NOOD THREAD ABOUT WI & IOWA!
(Well, 459+ comments nood at least.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (xIunr)

1245 "
It grieves me that the National Review went all-in opposing the GOP nominee. I'm sure Bill Buckley, were he alive, would tell them to suck it up and do the right thing.
Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (mbhHA)"

I think you're right. Thomas Sowell and VDH both did exactly that.

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (DbBV5)

1246

Larger forces are at work . Signs and wonders people

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (1TXSC)

1247 God Bless Sean Hannity.....i'm not a fan....but he did a great job, hammering home how bad hillary was......God Bless Julienne Assange......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (0O7c5)

1248 msnbc still in denial. They haven't called Wisconsin yet.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (P8951)

1249 Get 3 from Alaska and 11 from AZ and Trump's at 268.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (mBYZv)

1250 GOD BLESS AMERICA

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (0O7c5)

1251




Oh my God, ace.... ..

.... REALLY?

(Or should I simply go back to winning at basic poker?)





Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (dDOWg)

1252 go away curmudgeon

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (INhDF)

1253 Any news on Arizona? Want to get the cognac and cigar out but didn't like how NM/CO went 1-2-blue.

Posted by: fightwinger at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (d+Awf)

1254 Chris Christie for Transportation Secretary...natch

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (AxxBG)

1255 That's Ok, I hear the FBI has an opening in the Director's office.

Posted by: New and Improved DOJ at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (iWW0H)

Now that would be awesome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (bY0uH)

1256 Don't count on NH. Liberal Portsmouth and Nashua on the Mass state line haven't come in yet.

Posted by: sherlockzz at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (uBsvC)

1257 Sean Hannity did this election right

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (INhDF)

1258 John Bolton Secretary of State

that will make their heads explode

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (AxxBG)

1259 Clinton's NY HQ is a funeral.

http://www.ksat.com/live/livestream-hillary-clinton-campaign-headquarters

Posted by: doomed at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (UW4Uc)

1260 "
I feel like Trump just grabbed America by the pussy.


Posted by: Drew in MO

that's funny ... but Trump just nobly saved us ... including all the Miley style degenerates that have no idea what Hilda's globalist cabal had in store for them. Funny point sure ... but the patriotic effort of Trump should not be diminished ... no one else was putting America First ... even the loved Cruz has on board TPP and NAFTA, and GS.

None of the old patriots were really all that pure ... despite cherry tree rumors. What Trump just did was save us from not just Crooked Hillary, but from a 50 year effort to turn us into cultural Marxists ... still some battle left though.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (LhGBu)

1261 Meagain is going on with Kelly Ripka tomorrow am Thats where she belongs

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (INhDF)

1262 Just realized --

I'm home on an election night, reading AoS comments. Not in a newsroom (newspaper copy desk) waiting for the wrapup stories to be filed.

I finally got out of the news business after 32 years. Worked every election night except in '94 (was on vacation). Some were fun, but this is preferable.

Of course, I can't stay up to read the outcome. I have to go to work tomorrow morning!

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (zqUhc)

1263 I would pay big $$ for that tag team

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (INhDF)

1264 >>> 1259 Clinton's NY HQ is a funeral.

http://www.ksat.com/live/livestream-hillary-clinton-campaign-headquarters
Posted by: doomed at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (UW4Uc)

Literally?! Don't tease...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (F4e1g)

1265 we can do it !
told my son you are witnessing history

Posted by: bigstar at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (g8Xz4)

1266 MSNBC just had Andrea Mitchell reporting from the Clinton campaign funeral. It was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (5dOnv)

1267 CBS calls FL for Trump

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (1WYLC)

1268 CBS calls GA for Trump

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (1WYLC)

1269 Ok folks it's time to take away all the sharp objects

Posted by: Bartender Clinton HQ at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (JPzPc)

1270 CNN say Wi too early to call !!! ha ha ha

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (INhDF)

1271 So the LA Times poll was correct and pretty much all the others were wrong.


I'd like to see ace post the polls from 3 weeks ago, before they started "narrowing."

Posted by: girldog at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (zRsYY)

1272 George Strapacockonus is about ready to cry ABC is awesome TV

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (INhDF)

1273 Some idiot on MSNBC is now claiming Trump is winning because white Americans are being so racist.

Posted by: Schoolbus Vegabond at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (T1xcF)

1274 Blacks and Hispanics voted for Trump in record numbers. People aren't stupid.

Posted by: Darrell at November 09, 2016 01:55 AM (lh2df)

1275 It's all over but the crying

Posted by: lousagirl at November 09, 2016 02:02 AM (9plvG)

1276 Colorado went Hillary because so many California idiots have ,oved there in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Mark Crawford at November 10, 2016 06:29 AM (UMC2W)

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