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Election Night Overnight Open Thread (11/8/160 [Mis.Hum.]

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Election results






Most Americans see themselves as middle class.The Middle Class. Are you part of it?


Facing a criminal charge is bad enough. Shooting yourself in the leg TWICE. That's a Genius Award winner if there ever was.

The feel good story of the day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by rules.

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Tonight is the conclusion of a lengthy, contentious election season. Yes, it seems it has gone on forever. Most of us have had some type of disappointment tonight. It could have been nationally, on a state or local basis. Hell, it could have been all three. Our country still transfers governance peacefully.

We are Morons. We are the Horde. We have standards here. Piss and moan all you want. You can play arm chair quarterback and tell us how who won and lost and why.

Better yet stick to things that aren't pure 100% politics. But if you must talk politics and tonight's results remember this. We have rules.

And most of you know the rules. But if you don't they basically go like this.

Treat one another as you would like to be treated.
No name calling.
No personal attacks.
No threats of violence.
No wishful thoughts of violence.

The leash is short.

Let's have a good great ONT.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 01:20 AM




Comments

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1 It's said that God loves fools, drunks, and the United States of America. Tonight we see what happens when the first two compete to lead the latter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (TmYLg)

2 Hai guyz whats goin on???

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (/22Vh)

3 Gah! I need the final results!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (NOIQH)

4 skullless ONT

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (Z53PH)

5 Why does it take so bloody long to count Michigan and PA?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (gcme+)

6 Effin call this s so i can go to bed and dream about pokin Megyn in the butyn

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (/22Vh)

7 Long threads F up my tablet
Good evening/morning horde

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (QxcpD)

8 i can judge how many people are piss wasted by the fact i was 4th comment

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:17 AM (Z53PH)

9 Call it all already!! Can't wait for his acceptance speech!!

Posted by: Beth M at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (kiy9d)

10 God Bless America

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (0O7c5)

11 after this many hours i've officially got a schadenpriapism.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (Z53PH)

12 Boy, the recriminations on the Dem side are going to be epic! Epic!

Not enough popcorn or pudding futures to call in for this. Wow.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (5zfq1)

13 Thanks for putting this up even though I'm sure you were distracted as all hell LOL.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (/1KcA)

14 my maserati does 185

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2016 02:18 AM (2LH6J)

15 You know Pennsylvania and Michigan are struggling to find a way to print out more ballots since they used all of their spares up already.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (39g3+)

16 hurray ... thanks for your work CAC

Trump wins ... concession speech from drunk Hillary?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (LhGBu)

17 Funny how all of a sudden, the remaining states can't finish counting the remaining ballots.
I know, let's get Comey to count them.
He can read 650,000 emails in record time.

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (scNDq)

18 That survival picture is great.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (dEQP3)

19 The fact that MI and PA are waiting so long is not a good thing. Like being up by 3 in the 4th qtr but trying to run out the clock unsuccessfully

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 02:19 AM (/22Vh)

20 Woohoo !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (VmIEt)

21 I want the trials. The bitch is a criminal and her cabal all obstructed justice. Indict and try every last one of them.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (iRJ+A)

22 I should try and get back to sleep, I have to get up in 2 1/2 hrs.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (QxcpD)

23 Turns out hispandering wasn't quite the winning strategy the GOP consultants told us it would be.

This is revolutionary: Trump tossed a dirty nuke into the deep nest of the polling and consultant industry.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (G8TO0)

24 i'm so excited for hillary! she's breaking records and a new glass ceiling as we speak. soon she will be indicted. not only men, but now women, too, can be imprisoned for corruption. hillary leads by example..

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (WTSFk)

25 More votes! Get me more votes!! Now!!!

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (XoldI)

26
> YOU KILLED THE WUMPUS!!!!

> <BELL> <BELL> <BELL> <BELL>

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:20 AM (kdS6q)

27 ONE MORE!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (ciTDw)

28 Glad I'm living in Colorado. Not midnight here yet.

I need to move to Wyoming though.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (G8TO0)

29 Found the fox!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (EayXl)

30 Burner - Motorhead

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (dULJN)

31 Turn those machines back on!!

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (7qAYi)

32
Also:

Will Franklin

At least 64% of America's Governors will be Republican next year. A new record in the modern era.

Incredible.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (kdS6q)

33 In keeping with the spirit of this thread, I wish Hillary a peaceful death, not one fraught with pain. I would like to see her indicted and found guilty for her many crimes, without a shadow of a doubt, for all of the world to see, and then - and only then - be pardoned by the magnanimous President Trump, with the condition that all Clinton organizations be closed forever. She and Bill can retire to a ranch somewhere, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (tHwdc)

34 No wishful thoughts of violence?

Well. There goes my evening.

Posted by: George Soros at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (4QoGY)

35 Over 97% of Pennsylvania vote counted and Trump is ahead by 1%, there just aren't enough uncounted votes to push Hillary ahead.

Call it already!

Unless they are waiting for the delivery from Dem headquarters.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (8zHLN)

36 I know, let's get Comey to count them.
He can read 650,000 emails in record time.


Al Bundy with the thread winner, typing with one hand tucked in his waistband, even

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (39g3+)

37 jc I want trials too, Huma, Donna Mills and a dozen others for a start.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (QxcpD)

38


Can we now go back to guns, boobies and kittens?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (PjWy4)

39 Obama and the Clintons in deep discussion about pardons

Posted by: smackdab at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (sO6CM)

40 Trump has Alaska.


Trump: 244

Shrillary: 215

Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (Eabwd)

41 Jeopardy theme song (10 hours)

I have no idea why that wouldn't send the average human on a murder spree, but I *have* fallen asleep to the 12-hour loop of TNG Enterprise engine noise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRk-DQUUlz8

Posted by: whether alcohol was involved is a matter for the courts! at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (Roi1t)

42 You guys rock. Thank you for moron-worth commentary that has kept me sort-of-sane for over a decade.

What happens to the camps now?

Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (w5cak)

43 33 In keeping with the spirit of this thread, I wish Hillary a peaceful death, not one fraught with pain. I would like to see her indicted and found guilty for her many crimes, without a shadow of a doubt, for all of the world to see, and then - and only then - be pardoned by the magnanimous President Trump, with the condition that all Clinton organizations be closed forever. She and Bill can retire to a ranch somewhere, never to be heard from again.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (tHwdc)

Exiled to St. Helena

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (7qAYi)

44 I'm melting! What a world! What a world!

Posted by: Hillary 2016+! at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (qlPzn)

45 Just got back from my concert. Hold me babies, I am in shock. Trump did it?

My lefty relatives are in utter panic right now, I am trying to talk them off the ledges.

Loving the network coverage! Eat it MSM. Idiot lady on ABC says she knew no college educated young women that were shy Trump voters...

*raises hand*

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (LiMbk)

46 I need some water to wash down all the salt.


Yes, I've been watching MSNBC while dipping my balls.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (HI7tv)

47 i expect Toomy yo pull a Spector after the election.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (XFS85)

48 Any of you Homos touch me, our my stuff - I kill you!

Posted by: Francis at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (EayXl)

49 So the only question that remains is, what flavor pudding is everyone using?

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (qFl87)

50 PA sitting at 99%

Trump by 59k votes

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (d76uN)

51 It's the 9th now, isn't it? I haven't been up this late since 1985.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (dFi94)

52 >>Unless they are waiting for the delivery from Dem headquarters.

A legit concern. Too much $$$ invested in a Hillary win by Soros and others.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (NOIQH)

53 I am not sure how to express what I'm feeling now. Cautious optimism? Perhaps?

Trump was not my first choice. He was not even my 12th choice. But. Dammit. Her just might be the right person at the right time.

And even as I write this, I know that there has been no concession from the Haggard Queen. Yeesh.

Hell. Going to bed. G'night Horde. May God bless,.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (h1PKb)

54 Per Fox: Cher walked into the Clinton HQ rally. Walked out.

hahahahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (y3aQB)

55 FBN: Tomey holds his senate seat.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (Enq6K)

56 What happens to the camps now?
Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (w5cak)

--

What fucking camps?

Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (Eabwd)

57 Been watching CBS for a while. David Brook's bitter tears bring JOY to my soul. Ruth Marcus with steaming bitterness coming from her ears.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (USf3s)

58 I may have to crash soon, and in case I do, just want to say I love you all.

Thanks for helping make this night (hopefully) something special.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (ciTDw)

59 Arpaio got booted and the local media is gloating. how I hate the local media. They were even lamenting how the county attorney seat was won by the Republican. This is why I never watch those channels.

Posted by: Soulpile at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (D9HoY)

60

Toomey won PA

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (qCMvj)

61 35 Over 97% of Pennsylvania vote counted and Trump is ahead by 1%, there just aren't enough uncounted votes to push Hillary ahead.

Call it already!

Unless they are waiting for the delivery from Dem headquarters.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 02:21 AM (8zHLN)



Just wait until they print some more!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:23 AM (bMG0w)

62 There will be recounts. Votes will be found.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (PtuJp)

63 In from the porch, mid cigar, for a refill of ultra premium Scotch.

Call this fuking thing, already.

The corpse ain't even twtichin' anymore.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (v5iqM)

64 Interesting...

A Dem President hasn't been elected to succeed a two-term Dem President since 1836 (Van Buren post Jackson).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (39g3+)

65 Pat Toomey called per FNC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (voOPb)

66



16 Celebrities Who Will Leave the U.S. if Trump Wins

streisand
bryan cranston
miley cyrus
lena dunham
amy schumer
jon stewart
cher
chelsea handler
samuel jackson
whoopi goldberg
neve campbell
Keegan-Michael Key
george lopez
Ne-Yo
al sharpton
raven-symone

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (qCMvj)

67 Detroit and Philly got a certain phone call from a certain person.

Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (w7KSn)

68 At this moment, the fraudsters are hard at work.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (XoldI)

69 Well I got to have my cake and eat it to. I've made no secret that I do not love Trump. I cast my protest vote for Johnson here in Ohio, where I expected Trump to win by 2 points, and Hillary lost--so all good there.

I am a Trump skeptic. I think he is a progressive who has said some good things but has a lot to prove to me. If he can get conservative justices on the Court and actually bleeds the government, I will consider that a success. My hope is that a bad man will be pressured to do good.

But for now, I will lay down my arms against the Trump die-hards. Let's see if your man can do as you have said.

And God bless the United States of America!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (b2cFu)

70 "You know Pennsylvania and Michigan are struggling to find a way to print out more ballots since they used all of their spares up already."

--------

If they swing Pennsylvania to Hillary .trump should challenge it in court.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (8zHLN)

71 I hope they delay it a little longer.
Make Hillary concede just so she can go to bed.

Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (n5VsB)

72 really rather remarkable. tuesday opened with every pundit and news organization saying trump had an impossibly narrow path to electoral victory. done and done.

now, clinton has almost no credible path.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (WTSFk)

73 I dunno, this delay in key states in nerve-wracking.

Extra time to rustle up those extra Hillary votes?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (L54EB)

74 Obama and the Clintons in deep discussion about pardons
Posted by: smackdab
--------------

Say Bill, bring me a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.Barky at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (9Q5BJ)

75 Fox decision desk are a bunch of fucking losers. Jason cander concedes and they don't call it.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (jxw6R)

76 Everybody calling PA for Toomey,fuck Toomey,call it for Trump!

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (r/0kC)

77 Hillary won't concede until December.

And she'll do it by Twitter.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (S2VsH)

78 Mr. Maddow is beside himself.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (tHwdc)

79 At this point I'd be fine if the Clintons just disappeared from public life forever. Trump should focus on cleaning thee rot out of the executive branch.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (TmYLg)

80 I had 3 ONTs ready to go. This waiting is cutting into my beauty sleep. Dam I need it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (voOPb)

81 This will make an excellent Downfall parody...Hitler learns Donald Trump wins election...

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (NWuoO)

82


I've never heard of at least 1/3 of those celebrities...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (PjWy4)

83 >>> 45 .... My lefty relatives are in utter panic right now, I am trying to talk them off the ledges. ....

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (LiMbk)

Where do they live? They could move.... yes California dot org

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (F4e1g)

84 At this moment, the fraudsters are hard at work.
Posted by: davidt
--

This.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (9Q5BJ)

85 With the Toomey call, Trump should be the projected winner in 10 minutes.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (PJMpr)

86 So this is what 1980 felt like. My apologies to those who lived it.

Posted by: ATC Guy at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (42JMf)

87 In keeping with the spirit of this thread, I wish Hillary a peaceful death, not one fraught with pain. I would like to see her indicted and found guilty for her many crimes, without a shadow of a doubt, for all of the world to see, and then - and only then - be pardoned by the magnanimous President Trump, with the condition that all Clinton organizations be closed forever. She and Bill can retire to a ranch somewhere, never to be heard from again.

Couldn't they just have an accident involving an airtight room and 70 to 100 nitrogen tanks?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (IcT7t)

88

the decision desk called it for trump

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (qCMvj)

89 Did someone say it's erection night?

Fork... stuck.

Posted by: Immolate at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (a1oE7)

90 I cast my protest vote for Johnson here in Ohio, ...
But for now, I will lay down my arms against the Trump die-hards.


No. No, that's not how it works, "Conservative Crank".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (6FqZa)

91 One of the greatest things about the United States of America:

You know what happens the morning after a Presidential election?
People get up and go to work!

I'm not gloating. Anymore. I'm just...sad...at all these online posters who are shivering, weeping, shaking, and preparing to be hustled off to Dachau.

Just...STOP.

You're idiots! but you're OUR idiots.

A peaceful transfer of power is what is American. Remember that.

Posted by: voiceover at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (bDXN7)

92 At this point:

It's 2 A.M.

Last call was 5 minutes ago.

Hillary is sitting at the end of the bar, just hoping that a drunken America will make a last second decision to throw a bone in her.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (EayXl)

93 Reminder: the DNC machine, The Hillary campaign (but I repeat myself), and the media colluded to nominate Trump in the Republican Primary. Thanks Hillary!

Posted by: MMW at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (kfV3n)

94 neve campbell

She's a Canuck anyway.

Pay my carbon tax, and we can swap houses, babe!

Posted by: no, really, let's swap domiciles at November 09, 2016 02:26 AM (Roi1t)

95 CAC if you read this at all, thank you for the Decision Desk. Was the only votes site I trusted. So happy you won PA at last; sorry it's Trump that won it for you. But thanks for your hard work and that of your team.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (LiMbk)

96 Do you think they'll call it by Inauguration Day?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (dFi94)

97 Idiot lady on ABC says she knew no college educated young women that were shy Trump voters...

*raises hand*


Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (LiMbk)

===============
Me too!

OK, I'm old, but tonight I feel young! And I DO have a BA!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (tHwdc)

98 Trump up 67,000 with 98.57% in

Posted by: eskimo at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (ucTcT)

99 My lefty relatives are in utter panic right now, I am trying to talk them off the ledges. ....

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 02:22 AM (LiMbk)

There's a solution. Fus ro dah. That'll get 'em off the ledge.

Posted by: Immolate at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (a1oE7)

100 Maddow rapidly blinking her eyes as she speaks. She's lying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (9Q5BJ)

101 After all the times the GOPe claimed the party didn't need the base, the SoCons, the evangelicals, the Constitutionalists, the libertarian-types to win...

It turned out all along what the party truly didn't need was the GOPe.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (kntzU)

102 Trump up by 2.5 in Michigan and they still won't call it. I don't remember it ever taking this long

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (oDUj/)

103 Fighting on MSNBC!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (NOIQH)

104 ONT got stomped by ace. Heads up.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (QCc6B)

105 #43 I want the Clintons forced to live together all the time for the rest of their days. That would be justice. Till death do they part.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (NWuoO)

106 Wow. Maddow and Matthews in a spat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (9Q5BJ)

107 Reminder: the DNC machine, The Hillary campaign (but I repeat myself),
and the media colluded to nominate Trump in the Republican Primary.
Thanks Hillary!
---
It will turn out that phone call he had with Bill Clinton consisted of Bill betting him a dollar he couldn't do it.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (3Liv/)

108 Lisa Daftari
@LisaDaftari
BREAKING: Speaker Paul Ryan calls to congratulate Donald Trump, Fox News reports #ElectionNight

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (y3aQB)

109 They have checked every election worker's car trunk yet. Just in case some more ballots turn up.

Worked for Franken.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (AK5Ni)

110 Chris Matthews is speaking a lot of truth now.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (O6aZ4)

111 <<It turned out all along what the party truly didn't need was the GOPe.


Threadwinner!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (NOIQH)

112 you would think the panelists on abc, nbc, cvs, can, msnbc would be in rapture for the wonder of the american electoral system. how through the peaceful ballot change is made, unlike in other countries,

but they seem so depressed. why isn't charlie rose beaming over the wisdom of the american system?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (WTSFk)

113 16 Celebrities Who Will Leave the U.S. if Trump Wins

If only they really would.

Although, apparently the Canadian immigration website crashed, overloaded by idiotic Hillary voters terrified that Trump will do to them what they wanted Hillary to do to Trump voters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (39g3+)

114 So this is what 1980 felt like. My apologies to those who lived it.

No, not at all. 1980 was a glorious new dawn. 2016 is dodging a bullet.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (NBHj5)

115 It turned out all along what the party truly didn't need was the GOPe.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM

Who serves who has been re-established. I didn't think it would happen.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (S2VsH)

116 I love living in Texas.

The majority of nurses here at the Central Texas Veterans Health Center are ecstatic that the bitch is going down.

Posted by: SMFH in disbelief at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (Eabwd)

117 Have SO needed some decent news in politics for such a long time. Blah blah I know Ace says be nice, but frankly, SCHADENFREUDE! I am going to be collecting screen caps of the sad liberal faces from MSNBC and the rest of the libtards to cherish for weeks to come. Surprised someone hasn't posted some already! Madcow, Chris the Drunk, there's gotta be some cherry screen caps of them. hahahaha Yay!

Posted by: Schlippy at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (Wm1wp)

118 112 you would think the panelists on abc, nbc, cvs, can, msnbc would be in rapture for the wonder of the american electoral system. how through the peaceful ballot change is made, unlike in other countries,

but they seem so depressed. why isn't charlie rose beaming over the wisdom of the american system?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (WTSFk)

I know. I've seen happier cholera outbreaks.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 09, 2016 02:29 AM (USf3s)

119 Hiya SMFH!!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (b2cFu)

120 Nood.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (J+mig)

121 Total or reporting precincts in PA just went DOWN

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (bZ7mE)

122 From Twitter:

"The Huffington Post have discontinued their serial editor's note that branded Donald Trump a "racist", "misogynist", and a "xenophobe" at the end of every article about him, citing the need for a "clean slate."

Somebody's worried about getting audited.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (G8TO0)

123 Anybody see Cris Stierwalt on FNC?
I've been smokin dope all night and my eyes aren't that red.


He's gonna leave tear stains on MeAgains' nice leather skirt.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (XFS85)

124 After all the times the GOPe claimed the party
didn't need the base, the SoCons, the evangelicals, the
Constitutionalists, the libertarian-types to win...



It turned out all along what the party truly didn't need was the GOPe.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (kntzU)
=========================================

That is brilliant. Brilliant.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (dFi94)

125 OH Juan go away

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (voOPb)

126 *grins*

Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (Eabwd)

127 Reminder: the DNC machine, The Hillary campaign (but I repeat myself),

and the media colluded to nominate Trump in the Republican Primary.

Thanks Hillary!
---
It will turn out that phone call he had with Bill Clinton consisted of Bill betting him a dollar he couldn't do it.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 02:28 AM (3Liv/)



My theory is that Bill begged him to run knowing his style was the only one that could crack the Clinton Media Machine. Bill just wants to stay out of the spotlight enjoying his later years nailing hot tail.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (HI7tv)

128 Total or reporting precincts in PA just went DOWN


Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM

Prepare for shenanigans.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (S2VsH)

129 I hope Trump puts Arpaio in his admin

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (dULJN)

130 So does Hillary get Miss Congeniality at least?

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (vfC/C)

131 Tomorrow's my Mom's 81st. She lives in NoVa - Annandale to be exact. Jewish. Went to Berkeley. HATES Clinton, Obama, et al. passionately. Can't wait to call her.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (KAi1n)

132 It turned out all along what the party truly didn't need was the GOPe.

And there it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (39g3+)

133 Treat one another as you would like to be treated.
---
given some of the proclivities around here, that could be awkward...

can't we just have a normal ONT?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (sm9eL)

134 Who writes Hilary's concession speech

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (2RVmA)

135 What fucking camps?

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING CAMPS! THE ONES TRUMP ARE GOING TO PUT US IN!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (qJhUV)

136 134 Who writes Hilary's concession speech
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:31 AM (2RVmA)

--

I'd be happy to write it.

Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (Eabwd)

137 Total or reporting precincts in PA just went DOWN


Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (bZ7mE)
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I don't understand.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (dFi94)

138 NYT calling a final EV count for Trump at 305 expecting him to win MI, PA, AZ, and AK.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:32 AM (6IPEM)

139
131 Tomorrow's my Mom's 81st. She lives in NoVa - Annandale to be exact. Jewish. Went to Berkeley. HATES Clinton, Obama, et al. passionately. Can't wait to call her.
Posted by: SFGoth

I live near Lake Barcroft, want to drop off a cake

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (2RVmA)

140 "PA sitting at 99%

Trump by 59k votes"

---------

Of course, how silly of me, traditionally a full count in Pennsylvania is 110%.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (8zHLN)

141 I wonder where the Queen is holed up and who she's screeching at. Don't envy the agents that have to cover her right now.

Posted by: Schlippy at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (Wm1wp)

142 Rachel Mad cow is almost in tears

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 02:33 AM (dULJN)

143 There's another new thread? I'm so confused.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (dFi94)

144 Carl smiled at the news that the bitch went down.

Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (Eabwd)

145 If Trump thanks the GOP someone should punch him in the dick!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (XFS85)

146 I am so, so happy I stayed up for this. I believes, treated it like a party, and was rewarded.

I'm willing to forgive people, even and especially civilians who bought into the Never Trump arguments. Please kick back and enjoy seeing Hillary on trial. Maybe Obama, if he pardons her. This is a moment with tons of possibilities.

Oh, and Erick Erickson?

Run, dickhead.

Posted by: trev006 at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (G1DOK)

147 I am proud again of at least half of my country...Now if only the other half would kindly get out of the way while the rest of us get to work fixing all the crap they broke over the last eight years would be nice.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (gffNb)

148 The media thinks this is Trading Places and Trump is one of the Duke brothers. But who he actually is in that film is Eddie Murphy's character Billy Ray Valentine. Fast talking con man who triumphs in the end over all the hate directed at him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (39g3+)

149 HORDE!

The witch is dead! (figuratively)

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (1D4Ef)

150 I need a speech before I go to bed. Or work.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (OwNJe)

151 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 02:24 AM (qCMvj)

Sharpton shouldn't be able to leave until he pays his back taxes and any judgements against him. All the others are either "Who?" or "Good riddance."

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (GDulk)

152 Carl smiled at the news that the bitch went down.

God bless you both.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (39g3+)

153 My camps will have deer hanging, smores and whiskey

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (dULJN)

154 Drudge still is sending mixed signals: Trump wins PA but it's not red.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 02:35 AM (6FqZa)

155 Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing...

After they've tried everything else first.

Posted by: Johnny at November 09, 2016 02:36 AM (+G/6H)

156 AP calls PA for DT.

Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (lcUJ5)

157 It turned out all along what the party truly didn't need was the GOPe.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 02:27 AM (kntzU)
=========================================

That is brilliant. Brilliant.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 02:30 AM (dFi94)

Agreed.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (kXoT0)

158 AP calls PA for Trump.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (J8/9G)

159 charlie rose looks absolutely petulant, like he's about to cry! no guffaws, charlie? where's the knowing smirk?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 02:37 AM (WTSFk)

160 PA +76K diff for Trumper on Townhall

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (fFfWq)

161 PA is about to be called, finally

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (2RVmA)

162 Hey, Juan...Putin wears a hat.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (gIJAl)

163 Ace ranting on Twitter right now about the 2012 Autopsy to push amnesty in order to win.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (bMG0w)

164 chris wallace bitch slappin juan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (voOPb)

165 163 Ace ranting on Twitter right now about the 2012 Autopsy to push amnesty in order to win.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:38 AM (bMG0w)

Good.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (X0CTs)

166 AP just called PA for Trump !

Victory !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (VmIEt)

167 That 2012 autopsy was a complete piece of poop.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (X0CTs)

168 well CAC called it, good enough. Maybe they are waiting for Hillary to leave the country to Qatar or the Maldives, where she can't be extradited from her nice beach house? High treason is no small deal, even for a presidential candidate.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (LhGBu)

169 Boom

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (2RVmA)

170 FAB's lead in MN is going down as well.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (J8/9G)

171 Frank Luntz giving up the polling gig to go become a Chippendale.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 02:39 AM (gIJAl)

172 Wow wow wow wow

Posted by: smackdab at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (sO6CM)

173 Boston Globe has PA called for Trump.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (Ztfnl)

174 NYT Calls PA for Trump!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:40 AM (bMG0w)

175 It's Guinness time I do believe

Posted by: smackdab at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (sO6CM)

176 Sadly, Hills still runs the foundation which has billions of dollars and thousands of powerful contacts. But they owe a lot of favors and I'm not sure what happens when they can't deliver.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (39g3+)

177 176 Sadly, Hills still runs the foundation which has billions of dollars and thousands of powerful contacts. But they owe a lot of favors and I'm not sure what happens when they can't deliver.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:41 AM (39g3+)

mafia

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (voOPb)

178 Imagine the people who are trying to dry Hillary out for the concession speech right now.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (VmIEt)

179 Here's to Mr. Bryan
May his name forever stand
And always be remembered in the courts across this land
His earthly race is over and the curtains round him fall
We'll carry him home to victory on the Wabash Cannonball

Posted by: Unrepentant Silverite at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (9X60i)

180 RCP at 274

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 02:42 AM (2RVmA)

181 Mr 56% Approval Rating left his coattails at the cleaners.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (gIJAl)

182 It may still be a touch early... but I voted for a New York Liberal this year, and I felt dread throughout the entire day. But now I feel a tremendous sense of relief.

And I feel that tomorrow is indeed a new day where we can start to put the balance right.

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at November 09, 2016 02:43 AM (gtd1H)

183 Cher on CBC at the FAB's HQ.

Says "it's like there's been a death in my family."

/oh, so sad Cher, so sad

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (hqqM5)

184 From the MSM, wait for it... "NO REAL MANDATE!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (J8/9G)

185 I can go to bed now, right? Once the big lefty sites start calling PA for Trump, it's for sure a done deal, yes? Say yes cuz I'm tired as all hell.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (/1KcA)

186 NYT finally calls PA for Trump, he is at 264.

AK 3
AZ 10
MI 16
WI 10

He is leading in those 4 states.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (kXoT0)

187 Who is Ohio Juan? Is that someone who keeps getting comments zapped?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 02:44 AM (b2cFu)

188 Hi ho the derry-o, sing it high, sing it low...

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (wczgi)

189 Now how is it this country elected Zero twice, and now finally is pulling their heads out of their 4th point of contact? I honestly thought it was going to be Queen B*tch for next 8 years. Yay. Just yay.

Posted by: Schlippy at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (Wm1wp)

190 Cher on CBC at the FAB's HQ.

Says "it's like there's been a death in my family."

Awwwwwwww...GET OUT, BITCH!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (qJhUV)

191 "Mrs. Clinton, will you accept the results of this election?"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 02:45 AM (J8/9G)

192 >>> Where do they live? They could move.... yes California dot org

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 09, 2016 02:25 AM (F4e1g)


Want to move to Canada. Maybe they can share a plane with the celebs!

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (LiMbk)

193 NY Times calls PA for Trump

Posted by: Mega at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (EdXI9)

194 Posted by: ElleJaye (formerly SMFH) is fucking ecstatic at November 09, 2016 02:34 AM (Eabwd)

I don't know if I've told you this, but good on you for being there for Carl.

I've been on both sides of the "trapped in the hospital" equation.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 09, 2016 02:46 AM (wB8Tg)

195 Hillary is probably in a puddle with one shoe missing again. Tough to get a speech out of someone in that state and her stand-in can't

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (39g3+)

196 Hello Merovign. Looks like I picked a good night to de-lurk, lots of regulars here.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (b2cFu)

197 Drudge has also called Pennsylvania for Trump.

What is Fox waiting for?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (8zHLN)

198 Fuck you Karl Rove talking about how Trump needs to be concerned about his businesses and pointing to Hillary's foundation and conflict of interests. If Trump does what Hillary did you would be screaming for his head.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (bMG0w)

199 I did an entire state (NE) all by myself for the DD tonight (the scraper failed) to a Nightcore YouTube playlist. I kept coming back to Pretty Little Psycho:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te-nq9A8Ops


(Warning: it gets in your head.)

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (ar2KI)

200 "Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?"

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (VmIEt)

201 Podesta to take stage shortly. Per Fox.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 02:48 AM (/1KcA)

202 Podesta:
"Hillary is unable to come to the mic right now, she's had a relapse of, er, pneumonia and is powering through it right now."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (39g3+)

203 So... Math.

If the FAB wins Az (11), MI (16), WI (10), MN (10), ME (4) and AK (3)... it gets her to 269

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (hqqM5)

204 Podesta to take stage shortly. Per Fox.

Is he going to lead a ritual suicide?


Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 02:50 AM (qJhUV)

205 in other words, no path to 270 ....?

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (VmIEt)

206 I... I can't stop laughing! .... LOL

Posted by: Sane in Madtown, Wis. at November 09, 2016 02:51 AM (z8L2w)

207 If the FAB wins Az (11), MI (16), WI (10), MN (10), ME (4) and AK (3)... it gets her to 269

Doubtful outcome.

Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (lcUJ5)

208 New post 4 Skulls. One of them BLAGOSKULL!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:52 AM (bMG0w)

209 Given several outfits have already called Wisconsin for Trump, an impossible action.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (39g3+)

210 It's Tuesday night ONT! I came here for the Yoko Ono thread , where my Yoko Ono at?

Posted by: HobbieHawk at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (UoJEh)

211 can we put to bed the ridiculous claims that trump was running to hand the election to hillary?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (0O7c5)

212 Hello Merovign. Looks like I picked a good night to de-lurk, lots of regulars here.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 02:47 AM (b2cFu)


Yeah, me too.

Though the election threads have been nuts.

I doubt the recriminations are over, part of the reason I've been lurking. Everything will still be a little nuts for a while.

I expect lots of TV hysteria tomorrow...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (wB8Tg)

213 Oh and this one seems very appropriate for tonight:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnvgpLL6WDY


Hey! Devil go on, get your junk outta here
I don't need you
I don't need you
Hey! Devil go on, get your junk outta here,
I don't need you
So move on!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 09, 2016 02:54 AM (ar2KI)

214 Fox still trying to swing this for Hillary.

When Pennsylvania reports 100% counted will they still insist it's still too close to call?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (8zHLN)

215 Someone get Trump some Dreadlocks and a Tiger.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (bMG0w)

216 Any news on Trump's speech?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (kXoT0)

217 I think the Hillary camp is hoping that they can find enough "lost" absentee ballots in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and at least one other close state to flip this. After all it worked in Washington and for Jack Handey.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (39g3+)

218 215
Someone get Trump some Dreadlocks and a Tiger.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:55 AM (bMG0w)
lol.....excellent

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 02:56 AM (0O7c5)

219 hillary is not showing up to concede

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (0O7c5)

220 can we put to bed the ridiculous claims that trump was running to hand the election to hillary?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 02:53 AM (0O7c5)


Trump almost certainly never intended that, but the DNC did (documented), and probably Bill.

It wasn't *only* considered that they were all plotting together, but it sure looks like the MFM and DNC tried to set that up (all that positive/neutral primary coverage).

Good thing it looks like it failed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 09, 2016 02:57 AM (wB8Tg)

221 she's left the building in her whambulance

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (0O7c5)

222
Per CBS: Hillary not conceding.

Podesta to tell the victory party "too close to call."

Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at November 09, 2016 02:58 AM (lcUJ5)

223 Cross posted from GAB

Trump Beat

He beat The Cheat
He beat The Arab Street
He beat Wall Street
He beat the MSM bleat
He beat the Hollywood elite
He beat the GOPe into dead meat.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (kXoT0)

224 CNN all about "But what about Trump's gaaaaafes!" on prospects to unify the country. They can go eat a bag of dicks. Hillary used just as evil rhetoric against her foes, but media flacks for her.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 02:59 AM (b2cFu)

225 Podesta says they're not giving up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (ZIFyZ)

226 Podesta/Clinton refusing to concede. Classless to the end.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 03:00 AM (b2cFu)

227 Shit, shit, shit.

Podesta is. It conceding.

Watch now truckloads of new votes appearing.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (8zHLN)

228 Podesta sounds like 2012 Rove right now. Not a pretty scene.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 03:01 AM (b2cFu)

229 If Trump was losing and refused to concede tonight, what would the media response be.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (bMG0w)

230 I hate my iPad, Podesta is not conceding.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 03:04 AM (8zHLN)

231 Trump should challenge it now.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (8zHLN)

232 229 If Trump was losing and refused to concede tonight, what would the media response be.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:02 AM (bMG0w)

If a dead guy like you can be so insightful, then why can't all the dead people vote for Hillary?

/s

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 03:05 AM (cm1Bl)

233 podesta is spirit cooking

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (0O7c5)

234 233 podesta is spirit cooking
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:06 AM (0O7c5)

He really looks like a guy who would drink breast milk mixed with semen and blood. That and the contract with the devil are the only things keeping him above ground.

I can't believe that's a thing. Disgusting.

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 03:07 AM (cm1Bl)

235 Lewandowski is righteously furious. He could stand to dial it back to 10 from 11 though.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 03:08 AM (b2cFu)

236 i can't believe i'm up this late

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:15 AM (0O7c5)

237 lol.....liberal friend is threatening to unfriend conservatives if trump wins......lol.....the tolerance!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:18 AM (0O7c5)

238
Mrs. Krebs and I spent two hours at Stockings for Soldiers tonight and to good advantage for our own peace of mind.

We didn't look at any returns until 11:00 PM. To say that we werr pleased is a YUGE understatement.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (BK3ZS)

239 Ok I might suck Milo's dick.

But that's it, no more!!!

https://youtu.be/k-RtCtD-p7E

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 03:19 AM (XFS85)

240 CNN finally calls Wisconsin.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 03:26 AM (b2cFu)

241 God Bless America, God Bless Donald J. Trump

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:31 AM (0O7c5)

242 CNN reports Hillary has called Trump to concede.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (b2cFu)

243 fox calls out!

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (J1Jae)

244 Where is Bebe with her pudding pictures?

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (bMG0w)

245 it*! its official! maga

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (J1Jae)

246 Hi all,
I am an Australian. I have been lurking on this site for over a year. This is the firstly US presidential campaign I have followed. I have been disgusted by the Obama foreign policy. I picked Trump as nominee and president Sept last year. Sure he is brash but he isn't a criminal like Hillary who puts herself before the well being of America. In addition I believe many of his policies make good sense for America and the rest of your allies. All I will say is thank the American people for their good sense both of self determination and preservation. Thank you America

Posted by: Bas at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (QHzQt)

247 YES!!!!! TRUMP WINS!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:41 AM (0O7c5)

248 Thank you America



Posted by: Bas at November 09, 2016 03:39 AM (QHzQt)
you are welcome!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:42 AM (0O7c5)

249 244 Where is Bebe with her pudding pictures?
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:38 AM (bMG0w)

I have been told we are waiting until the morning, for better light.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 03:43 AM (YhV5r)

250 bebes.....lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (0O7c5)

251 Trump looks like he's gonna cry.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 03:45 AM (Jcg9Q)

252 >> You can play arm chair quarterback and tell us how who won and lost and why.
________

The Raiders were just plain better on Sunday.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 09, 2016 03:46 AM (D2J//)

253 250 bebes.....lol
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 03:44 AM (0O7c5)

Well, what we have in mind could be epic. Dunno if Ace will let them stay up. Maet was real sparing in allowing "whipped cream victory" to be linked.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 03:48 AM (YhV5r)

254 Come on bebe. Ace directly mentions porn sites in some comments

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 03:56 AM (bMG0w)

255 Oh we're gonna do it buzzion. We have the pudding cups and I voted stickers all ready to go.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 03:59 AM (YhV5r)

256 WOOHOO!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 09, 2016 04:09 AM (FYrz1)

257 I've been impressed by Anderson Cooper tonight, at least since I had stuff playing consistently in the background after 11 pm or so. He's been willing to posit tough questions for the Clinton supporters and the Trump reps, and has actually seemed fair. If CNN could be that fair all the time, maybe Fox wouldn't have handed them their lunch for the past 15 years.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 09, 2016 04:27 AM (b2cFu)

258 If this is the none#ection ONT, Sean Murray is promising a big update to No Man's Sky!! I'm sure we're all looking forward to that!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 05:02 AM (6FqZa)

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