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Election Thread Three: Florida Still Too Close to Call; Virginia Close

Trump's ahead in Virginia but here's the thing: In both Florida and Virginia (as in most other places) the urban or urban-ish areas take the longest to report because it takes longest to count the votes determine the number of ballots which must be forged to offset the real vote advantage.


Odds of Hillary Winning Just Fell from 57% (Down from 67% Earlier) to 54% as I Was Watching: The New York Times is saying this.

Shit -- now it's down to 51%. In one minute.

The dial just fell to 50% now.

She's falling in the odds like she falls on the street.

Now 51% for TRUMP.

I have no idea what the hell this thing is or why it's trying to raise my expectations to hurt me emotionally later.


How's this grab at ya?


And this:


Update: Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia just said he's not committed to remaining a Democrat if it's a 50/50 Senate.

He did not add "And if Trump wins," but somehow, I don't think he's thinking about flipping to join the minority.

I think he's saying he thinks Trump is going to win, and Pence will be the tie-breaking vote, and then he might flip.

I Don't Believe It. This is Reverse Romney for me-- I couldn't believe it when he lost (and all of "his" states took forever to call, sometimes being called for Obama).

And I can't believe this shit I'm watching right now:



The good news: Trump might win


The bad news: This means I know nothing at all about anything

The also bad news: Trump might win

Posted by: Ace at 09:59 PM




Comments

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1 Trump has a chance. He should now win OH and FL. Still a few states short, but the path is starting to open up.

Posted by: Big D at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (SPmlI)

2 Fuck NeverTrumpers. Don't care.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (+eR2D)

3 Needs NC or VA badly.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (4ueYo)

4 NYT has Trump likely to take Florida and Ohio.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (LQLeS)

5 Hanging on by a thread (i mean me)

Posted by: Caliban at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (3GFMN)

6 Repub counties should hold votes until those cities report then make up what they need. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)

7 Remember that the Western counties are much more Republican than the Eastern ones. If Trump is ahead now, he stands a VERY good chance of taking Florida.

Posted by: Steve O at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (iFCZc)

8 Florida called for Trump! On Twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (TJCSB)

9 #maga

Also, am now watching fox business, because fuck you Megan Kelly.

Posted by: Scout at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (ukad2)

10 It's happening! MAGA!!!

I'm warming up the pudding cups!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (sMt7r)

11 Times is now projecting, barely, Trump takes NC, Fl, and OH. Not officially called. That is just there rolling estimates.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (GEaCW)

12 "Bring out your dead ..."

Posted by: Donna Brazille at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (mt8X9)

13 Krugman can go get butt fucked by an African elephant.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (G8TO0)

14 Twitter : NEW: Clinton winning 51% of women in Florida, per preliminary exit poll
results, a lower percentage than in other battleground states.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (TJCSB)

15 Burr has 30k more votes in NC than Trump and is winning. Fucking #NeverTrump asshats.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (4ueYo)

16 So... if Trump wins, Krugman won't accept that the results were because of fairness...?

Posted by: Steve O at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (iFCZc)

17 In other words, Krugman is saying the vote is rigged. That's supposed to be a big no-no thing to say among the chattering class and the elites. Trump was denounced for saying that the system/vote is rigged.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (LQLeS)

18 I don't know what to think. This is cray cray.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (pUDQf)

19 It's madness I tell you, madness!

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (fHq4U)

20 Trump up in NC now tho. Would be more with all Burr voters.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (4ueYo)

21
I'd like to suppress Paul Krugman in a dirty mikvah.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (mbhDw)

22
Flordia is already getting calls and high favorable projections. Looks safe.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (kdS6q)

23 NYT now has Trump as probable to win NC.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (4ueYo)

24

I can't drink yet. Have to be functional in AM...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (Mt8T4)

25 I haven't been this full of anticipation since that time I got stopped up for three days.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (BO/km)

26 May I suppress Paul Krugman?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (voOPb)

27 Jeesh, just spent the last hour trying to get my laptop to reboot and update, and it froze multiple times in the process.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (8aO2d)

28 House REP John Mica (R) loses. I've never heard of him.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (ef6pV)

29 Woohoo, Food Tax defeated in Fairfax Co, VA. That has an immediate effect on my pocket book.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (2RVmA)

30 26 May I suppress Paul Krugman?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (voOPb)

See me at 21.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (mbhDw)

31 in before 50

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (Y/E2d)

32 A-hole is nuttier than a squirrel turd!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (XfJV2)

33 21
I'd like to suppress Paul Krugman in a dirty mikvah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (mbhDw)

I think sticking him in a room with Barney and PeeWee Herman singing "I love you..." for about... 20 years would do for me.

And then have him sent to a room where Milton Friedman will sit and talk to him about pencils after that...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (92kX2)

34 *pukes on keyboard*

Suppression of votes? The only thing suppressing the black vote is the FAB.

Dems: clutch their pearl when topic turns to "rigging of the election", then freak out about "voter suppression".

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (X0CTs)

35 >>>26 May I suppress Paul Krugman?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

depends. Would it be done violently?

If not, then don't bother

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (8rNrN)

36 Game over, man! Game over!

Posted by: Private Hudson at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (FXW24)

37 Ace, if EVER a thread begged for it, your "Paul Krugman I Think I Want To Kill Myself" pic deserves posting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (PY9jH)

38 Bad feeling we won't know a winner until tomorrow. Or New Year's. Vibes from 2000.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (+p/8B)

39 My dog drops her daily Krugman outside at about 8:00 am after we feed her. She's still getting used to the time change though.

Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (ozZau)

40 Isn't Krugman supposed to be at an election-night midget-toss?

Posted by: Jeffersonian at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (xiOrX)

41 Ok. 2 sheets to the wind (out of, say 6 sheets), but I conclude this: No blowout by She-witch. SO, good news SO FAR. If T-Man wins Florida....YES......if he wins Virginia?!.... OMG.... second bottle of wine thee call my nameth

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (7vTEZ)

42 * laughs derisively at Paul Krugman *

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (xVuS6)

43 Black voters are suppressing the black vote, because they just don't give a shit this time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (v9gSJ)

44 Minnesota a toss-up per CBS News.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (TJCSB)

45 Woohoo, Food Tax defeated in Fairfax Co, VA.

I pressed real hard when I voted against that piece of shit.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (/O5Ax)

46 Yes, Paul...lets shine a bright light on voting fraud...might not like what we find

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (0LQ4f)

47 Krugman is a *deleted* and he can get *deleted*

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (So9FI)

48
FYI

Romney 2012 + FL + OH + VA + NC get Trump to 266.

Just needs 3 more for the tie/win in the House.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (kdS6q)

49 38 Bad feeling we won't know a winner until tomorrow. Or New Year's. Vibes from 2000.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (+p/8B)


So long as it goes our way, screw the Left. And Trump will not just be silent like Dubya when he gets smeared.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (mbhDw)

50 30 26 May I suppress Paul Krugman?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (voOPb)

See me at 21.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (mbhD

Like minds!!!

Although I don't speak Yiddish but that will soon change

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (voOPb)

51 29 Woohoo, Food Tax defeated in Fairfax Co, VA. That has an immediate effect on my pocket book.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (2RVmA)
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Yaaayyy!!! I'm shocked that it was defeated, but glad that the voters did something right here in Fairfax.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (hYNPr)

52 Louisiana not called yet?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (L67Wq)

53 Listening to Krugman is hazardous to your health. Take preventive measures immediately upon hearing the sound of his voice.

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (88xKn)

54 45 Woohoo, Food Tax defeated in Fairfax Co, VA.

I pressed real hard when I voted against that piece of shit.
Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (/O5Ax)

Was it just an extra tax on food? or just in some areas?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (92kX2)

55 TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Duke at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (v9gSJ)

56 They always get an excuse for Republicans winning

It's never a legitimate, it only happened because voter suprression, not enough illegals got to vote, etc.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (G8TO0)

57 Trump now up over 6% in OH.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (4ueYo)

58
9:05 EST. Wasn't this a done deal for Obama at this time?

Posted by: Levin at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (iZGeA)

59 Hillary is suppressing the black vote, actually

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (Y/E2d)

60 Krugman: If Trump wins, its because they stopped us from using dead blacks as props to enable vote fraud.

/fixed

Posted by: Fen at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (5suYp)

61 Check my pulse.
It's OK.
Stays 72.
Come shine or rain.

Posted by: Some old guy at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (OhTOr)

62 Dammit people.

It's FORMER ENRON ADVISER PAUL KRUGMAN!

Get it right!

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (GfPSp)

63 Ah, yes. Delaying poll closing times for black areas= suppressing the black vote. If there's ever a civil war, the media will be to blame.

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (J1Jae)

64
Food tax. Like EBT cards are to taxpayers?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (mbhDw)

65 Fox anchors sound so sad
/haha

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (6jt6G)

66 I've been trying not to be optimistic, but that's becoming more and more difficult.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (97XyN)

67 Trump up in Michigan.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (4ueYo)

68 Trump up 143K in FL. I'm telling you it is over here, worry about somewhere else.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (wfDW1)

69 Would be more with all Burr voters.
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (4ueYo)

What a scurrilous fopdragon that rapscallion is! I shall see him on the field of honor again!

Posted by: Zombie Alexander Hamilton at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (ZX99K)

70

Working-class White Voters = Ignorant Redneck Hick Sister-Fuckers...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (Mt8T4)

71 Holy Fuck! There is big wildfire in the grainfield kitty-corner to the quarter where I live. Not half a mile away. Strong west wind, and it's coming this way, slowly.

I don't think I'm in imminent danger, but I am going out to the shop to fill some pressurized-water fire extinguishers, just in case. If the fire gets the power line, I go off the air.

Many fire department units on site. Looks like a combine triggered the fire somehow.

More when I know it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (CUYn5)

72 If Trump wins Michigan, that's huge.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (ef6pV)

73 I've been trying not to be optimistic, but that's becoming more and more difficult.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (97XyN)

DON'T YOU JINX IT!!!

Posted by: Hillary Duke at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (v9gSJ)

74 @56. Yep.. if Trump wins this that's all we will hear for the next fucking four years. But... difference is.. Trump will say fuck you to that.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (CNHr1)

75 Trump should win NC by 200k votes or more. If he does than someone in government was purposely holding the counts back as part of a narrative that Trump can't win.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (BS8yt)

76 Trump up 131k in FL with 93% in

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (SIY7D)

77 38 Bad feeling we won't know a winner until tomorrow. Or New Year's. Vibes from 2000.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (+p/8B)

It was December 12, 2000. My birthday. SCOTUS gave me a gift that day.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (/1KcA)

78 The vote fraud in TX is rampant. The machines are really bad. I know at least 20 people who had their straight R votes change to D. Luckily they caught it. How many others missed it. I don't think TX goes blue, buy it is still really disturbing.

Posted by: marinemom at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (ep6ak)

79 Heh. NYT currently has Trump up in Michigan. Its been for Hillary the entire time til now.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (z/Ubi)

80
Forgot the Iowa sure thing:

FYI

Romney 2012 + FL + OH + VA + NC + Iowa gets Trump to 272.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (kdS6q)

81 So what's going on in PA? The polls closed over an hour ago.

(I don't have TV. I'm relying entirely on the HQ for news.)

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

82 68 Trump up 143K in FL. I'm telling you it is over here, worry about somewhere else.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (wfDW1)

I'm not capable of not worrying about florida.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (ef6pV)

83 There's no effing way Trump should be this far ahead in VA. This blows my mind.

Posted by: David W. at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (aWQkK)

84 You know, Hilary made the right call canceling the fireworks. Her real polling must have been dismal.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (2RVmA)

85 "Suppression of black vote"= not busing in droves of African Americans and paying for their time, meals, and phones.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (L67Wq)

86 Broward went from 13%->48% and Trump still up by 130K. I don't think there are the votes left. 52% isn't 1/2 the votes left due to all the early voting. If the networks aren't cowards, FL should be called soon.

Posted by: Big D at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (SPmlI)

87 HOLY CRAP! Peeps..... this is happening!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (7vTEZ)

88 One of our local TV stations "helpfully" told the FSA the NAACP was offering free rides to the polling stations.

Their "help" didn't "help" here in GA.

Lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (PY9jH)

89 Damn Alberta!! Keep us posted if you can!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (CNHr1)

90 >>May I suppress Paul Krugman? <<<

I'll give you a dirty sock, a tourniquet, and a donkey punch.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (fHq4U)

91 If Trump wins, suppression of black votes did it
==================================


I don't get it. What form did this suppression take? Did they bar black people from going into the voting booths? Wouldn't you think someone would have taken a picture of that on their phone?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (dFi94)

92 Cities in Ohio called first. Trump should prevail.

Posted by: Afroman at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (oe//q)

93 Krugman is a racist asshole.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (Eabwd)

94 Trump up 143K in FL. I'm telling you it is over here, worry about somewhere else.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (wfDW1)

************************

I can't dare to hope man, I keep thinking the fix is still in.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (G8TO0)

95 The google app on my phone currently has Trump with 129 EV and Clinton with 97..... I know it won't hold like that..... but it's a little bright spot at the moment

Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (Ml6gO)

96 Shut up

Hockey's on

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (h1usM)

97 I mainly just lurk, but:

Former Enron adviser Krugtron can take a pineapple up the ass sideways, after it gets wrapped in rusty razor wire.

Posted by: cfdxprt at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (P9UQY)

98 87 HOLY CRAP! Peeps..... this is happening!
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (7vTEZ)


Data, or it didn't happen!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (mbhDw)

99 I can see Trump winning a state that elected Ventura.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (XoldI)

100 You know who started that whole cuck thing in the pron industry??????

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (FqgrG)

101 I think everyone can agree Krugman is an asshole.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (xhKov)

102 Trump has early lead in MI

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (SIY7D)

103 I got Willowed.

Chris Wallace almost started crying when he said he just realized Trump might be our next president.

Posted by: Weird Nick at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (nb8Yl)

104 You ask for miracles. I give you the Panhandle. F yeah.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (aaljI)

105 Trump tied in MI.

Please HOLY LORD PLEASE!!!!

Posted by: JC at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (jLvcJ)

106 Honestly, at this point i wouldn't mind a protracted electoral battle going to the house or court. I came for Trump, but I'm staying for the lulz. This country is a joke; might as well enjoy it.

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (J1Jae)

107 As we were leaving the last Colorado Morondezvous (to send off Colorado Alex) we heard a black guy on his cell phone talking about "Killery."

Sounded like he didn't like her.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (xVuS6)

108 NYT has Clinton win odds down to 2:1.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (4ueYo)

109 54 Was it just an extra tax on food? or just in some areas?


Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (92kX2)
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It was an extra 4% tax in the county on prepared foods (in restaurants and stores) levied by the Board of Supervisors that ostensibly was to support the schools.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (hYNPr)

110 There is going to be hell to pay if McMuffin is the reason Trump loses VA.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (J70i0)

111 Who the FUCK is that puckered asshole on Fox that keeps repeating this horseshit line that "Trump is trying so hard to rally White voters to his cause..."....

What the fucking FUCK???

And yet no one there challenges him on this blatant smear tactic.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (br2jI)

112 52
Louisiana not called yet?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (L67Wq)

I'm counting as fast as I can while pressing F5

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (+p/8B)

113 77 38 Bad feeling we won't know a winner until tomorrow. Or New Year's. Vibes from 2000.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (+p/8B)

It was December 12, 2000. My birthday. SCOTUS gave me a gift that day.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (/1KcA)

My buddy and I were watching the vote returns- I was drinking heavily. We kept repeating a line from "1776": "The Deep South speaks with one voice! It's Traditional! Furthermore, it is Historical!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (92kX2)

114 You got to keep the rubes hopes up until later, otherwise it will be too obvious we stole the electioni

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast (allegedly) at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (DpOmP)

115 Dear Paul,

If Abuela Borracha wins NC it will be due to the importation of illegal alien voters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (EZebt)

116 Here in Towson, MD it took over an hour to get in,
and another hour+ to vote and get out because they reverted to paper
ballots and only had 1 scanner machine. Either whoever handles the
elections is stunningly incompetent or it's an attempt at deliberate
voter suppression, I'm not sure which.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (5dOnv)

Why not both? Don't limit yourself to musty old ways of thinking, break new paradigms and think outside the box.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (JO9+V)

117 Kruggie!

The gift that keeps on giving!

Like herpes.

Absolutely NO proof for his assertion, but Kruggie KNOWS things.

His magic Nobel powers, you see!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (nd1zx)

118
Think Brexit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (mbhDw)

119 >>>93 Krugman is a racist asshole.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (Eabwd)>>>

That's true for most white Democrats.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (4ueYo)

120 ate_Cohn
08/11/16 21:12
Looks like Trump will outdo Romney in Palm Beach County, home to the mar-a-lago

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (y3aQB)

121 Krugman can go get butt fucked by an African elephant.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (G8TO0)


The hell did the elephant do to deserve that?


Sigh. I am breaking my own rule and checking because I'M NOT AN ADDICT OKAY.

Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against? For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything like that for anyone else?

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)

122 My post from 8:27, still valid:


I think 6 states will decide this, 3 big ones, and 3 little ones. The polls for these 6 are too close to call.

The big ones are FL, PA, and NC, of course. If Trump gets all three, he wins. If he loses one, he needs the little states. If he loses two, he's probably out of luck, unless the talk about MI and other places turns out to be real.

If Trump loses FL, he needs ALL 3 little states: CO, NV, NH

If Trump loses PA, he can still win with any 2 out of 3 of the little states.

If Trump loses NC, a win in either CO or NV will do it.

Two of the winning scenarios, BTW, result in a TIE. Which would send us into interesting territory - it goes to the House of Representatives (which is Republican).

The polls tend to be biased against Trump, plus they don't count the "unlikely voters" who may prove to be a big deal for Trump (but that remains to be seen!!) So I tend to think in terms of "If the polls say it's about even, Trump has a pretty good chance of winning."

I'm assuming AZ, GA, an IA go to Trump, while MI, MN, VA, and WI go to Hillary (although I hear that the inside scoop is that MI is a toss-up).

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (EnK/R)

123 Also, am now watching fox business, because fuck you Megan Kelly.


Posted by: Scout


===



FBN ROXXXXR !!!!!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (zu88C)

124 I'm trying hink Trump's got this. Peso is diving.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (6IPEM)

125 Minnesota a toss-up per CBS News.


Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (TJCSB)
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That can't be right. Unless they mean the World Worker's Party.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dFi94)

126 Trump is way up in Ohio

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (iONHu)

127 OTOH, I wonder how prop. 64 in CA (herb) is doing.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dZ756)

128 I don't get it. What form did this suppression take? Did they bar black
people from going into the voting booths? Wouldn't you think someone
would have taken a picture of that on their phone?


He's just flinging shit like the commie chimp he is.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (Tyii7)

129 I can see Trump winning a state that elected Ventura.

I've said the same thing before.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (5dOnv)

130 Fucking michigan......!!!!! Maga baby

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (9n0dl)

131 Heh. NYT currently has Trump up in Michigan. Its been for Hillary the entire time til now.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (z/Ubi)

Hills was +10% in their primary and lost MI

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (P/kVC)

132 Repub counties should hold votes until those cities report then make up what they need. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)

That's what tends to happen in Ohio. The rural counties take their time and let the cities report first.

In MI, you always see Detroit reporting last with just enough votes to offset the rest of the state.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (J70i0)

133 I suck a mean cock.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (nRs0E)

134 Fox Bidness showing a Repub headquarters in full celebratory mood.

I've got goosebumps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (PY9jH)

135 I wasn't worried about the 2000 outcome because we still had a functional congress and supreme court.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (X8p7j)

136 Either whoever handles the
elections is stunningly incompetent or it's an attempt at deliberate
voter suppression, I'm not sure which.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (5dOnv)

MD is pretty reliably democratic, isn't it? Not sure why they'd suppress their own turnout.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (ef6pV)

137

I just checked my SF-San Jose CA polling location (5:30PM shared with another precinct) for attendance. No lines, plenty of parking, although there are around 30 cars in the parking lot. I don't see a large turnout.

I checked the AoSHQDD map: it looks like The Turd Gary Johnson pulled enough votes away from Trump to give New Jersey to Hillary, and he's making Ohio, NC, Florida and VA unnecessarily close.

Is there any way we can ban Gary Johnson from the planet and have a do-over?

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (FlRtG)

138 So overwhelming poor white support= racist, but overwhelming poor black support=diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (J1Jae)

139 Paul Krugman is to politics as Neil deGass TysonChickenNuggets is to science.

Posted by: fly gal at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (6dTVF)

140 FYI

Romney 2012 + FL + OH + VA + NC get Trump to 266.

Just needs 3 more for the tie/win in the House.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM

That Washington state dem elector who said he wouldn't vote for the FAB hinted there might be another... Interesting.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandinavian Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (ZX99K)

141 do you get the feeling that this is all for ratings, and they really already know what the vote counts are?

Posted by: spypeach at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (CktXf)

142 OH SHIT.


Broward county only half reporting.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (zu88C)

143 Re: OH, even if she wins, if my state goes red again that'll be a small comfort to my weary heart.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (/1KcA)

144 GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!


Jets up by 2 again!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (h1usM)

145 The GOP will win Michigan the same day you find my body

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (DpOmP)

146 Minnesota a toss-up per CBS News.

I live here and don't buy it.

Driving through rural areas, yes, there are a ton of Trump signs. Those results come in early. A Republican hasn't won here since '68.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (KRwzj)

147 Loudon 85% in, Fairfax 61% in, with Trump clinging to an 80k lead.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (4ueYo)

148 134 Fox Bidness showing a Repub headquarters in full celebratory mood.

I've got goosebumps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (PY9jH)



So, what do they know that we don't?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (mbhDw)

149 Losing Colorado so far. Not surprised. Liberal pot smoking heaven.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (pUDQf)

150 Shit. 50% of Broward still not counted.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (6IPEM)

151 That Texas(!) is so close is worrisome.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (tapYd)

152 Laine adds to his league goals lead.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (h1usM)

153 Bill Mitchell
@mitchellvii
Trump leading CO with 18% in.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (y3aQB)

154 Looks like a lot of deplorable areas yet to be counted in NH.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (XFS85)

155 Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (zu88C)
That's what I'm watching.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (Q5Ymk)

156
Working-class White Voters = Ignorant Redneck Hick Sister-Fuckers...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (Mt8T4)







No no no. Sister-fucking? First-degree incest? That's sick.

We're COUSIN-HUMPERS. That extra degree of separation makes all the difference.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (LuZz8)

157 Why do they let BROWARD DO THAT SHIT???

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (zu88C)

158 Sweet, sweet Krugman tears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (Nwg0u)

159 Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

A lib friend in Ohio just posted on FB that Hillary had 72% in PA and Fox was saying too close to call. He was wondering what was up too. I don't have cable so this blog is pretty much it for me. I won't watch the alphabets.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (jKUeC)

160 Landslide, incoming!

Gah, I have only Bushmills! Finished the Ardbeg last month and did't replace it.

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (sMt7r)

161 Trump may actually pull this off

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (iONHu)

162 157 Why do they let BROWARD DO THAT SHIT???
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (zu88C)


Fuck, I thought that commie shithole was all in! Dang!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (mbhDw)

163 alexthechick - my first response is always to vote no on a bond issue or special referendum. Then I read them. Then if I don't understand them, I vote no. If I understand them and don't like them, I vote no. But no is my default position.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (dFi94)

164 That's what tends to happen in Ohio. The rural counties take their time and let the cities report first.



In MI, you always see Detroit reporting last with just enough votes to offset the rest of the state.Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (J70i0)

Just like VA...

Posted by: JC at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (jLvcJ)

165 113 We will have a good idea who winner is, IF we don't know who the winner is in the next 2 hours. If Hillary doesn't blow (I beg your forgiveness ACE) out Big-T in next two hours, then Big-T has GOT to be favored to win. Cocksuckers in MSM were predicting her with 330+ electoral votes at mid-day today. Sorry, but that does' look like the trend-line I'm seeing right now. Big-T peeps! He's mother-f****ing doing it!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (7vTEZ)

166 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (LuZz
You made me laugh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (Q5Ymk)

167 Krugman is wrong.

Obama suppressed the black vote. They supported him in 2008 and 2012 and got nothing in return.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (ej1L0)

168 Well it's nice to see that Trump at least has a chance.

Also, in TX, as always, Repubs are winning all statewide offices.

In the only US rep swing district in TX, the Repub Hurd is well of the Dem for now. Both parties and PACS put $13 million into this race, and unfortunately you could see every cent of it on the tv screen during every. single second. of every. fucking. commercial. break. Gah.

Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (ozZau)

169 I can see Trump winning a state that elected Ventura.
---------------------------------
I've said the same thing before.

Me too. I live here. Do not underestimate the power of crazy.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (ghHQE)

170 That Texas(!) is so close is worrisome.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen

Texas was called for Trump some time ago. What else you got?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (TJCSB)

171 "If Trump wins, suppression of black votes did it"

Yep, Obama's fault.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (3myMJ)

172 Trump tied in Michigan per Drudge

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (iONHu)

173 Why do they let BROWARD DO THAT SHIT???

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (zu88C)



They need to know how many votes they need to print

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (auHtY)

174 I will say that the polling place was a bit more pale than it was in 2008 & 2012 at my polling place in Minneapolis.

But it won't be especially close in MN.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (KRwzj)

175 It was great that they made the playoffs two years ago, but *love* this vintage of the Jets. Youngest team in the league, and (relatedly) bold in swarming the opponet's zone. No telling how many games they'll win, but they're not boring.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (h1usM)

176 The vote fraud in TX is rampant. The machines are
really bad. I know at least 20 people who had their straight R votes
change to D. Luckily they caught it. How many others missed it. I don't
think TX goes blue, buy it is still really disturbing.

Posted by: marinemom at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (ep6ak
My little 3,900 voter precinct had no such issues in suburban Houston. Voting machines ran as smooth as a baby's butt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (JO9+V)

177 >>>Broward county only half reporting.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (zu88C)>>>

Maybe by precincts, but not by total. They've counted way more votes than half the total *registered* voters.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (4ueYo)

178 > Romney 2012 + FL + OH + VA + NC get Trump to 266.

Please, sweet baby jesus, please.

Posted by: T38 at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (Emb4z)

179 If trump wins im buying a new truck. If he loses im freezing all spending for the next week. Luxury spending for a month. Imagine if we all did that?

Posted by: Shiggz at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (G7wcY)

180 So, what do they know that we don't?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (mbhDw)


There's a feeling in the air in FL that the state is going Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (PY9jH)

181 Is there a NH surge?

Posted by: Njconservative at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (NvEiB)

182 TRUMP +140k

HOW MANY TOTAL VOTERS IN BROWARD
???

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (zu88C)

183 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against? For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything like that for anyone else?

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)
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I automatically vote against bonds. A bond is still a debt. The assholes in power need to cut spending and find the money in the budget.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (hYNPr)

184 167 Krugman is wrong.

Obama suppressed the black vote. They supported him in 2008 and 2012 and got nothing in return.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (ej1L0)


Obama, LBJ, Clinton, Truman, FDR, Wilson . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (mbhDw)

185 Got JW gold at home.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (dZ756)

186 Trump up 200k in OHIO

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (zu88C)

187 I just default to NO. You have to really work to get me to say yes.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (BO/km)

188 We actually have a real chance here.

Starting to feel "better"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (dELE3)

189 Broward county only half reporting.
****************

Some of the precinct reporting are completely stuck at Politico.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (G8TO0)

190 While I was standing in line today they passed out a sample ballot so everyone who wasn't familiar with ballot iniatives could look them over. I thought that was pretty cool because it really is all in the wording!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (CNHr1)

191 Posted by: Bill R. at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (jKUeC)


Sorry NBC said 72% for Hillary in PA and Fox said too close to call.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (jKUeC)

192 They are giddy on FBN! Good sign!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (sMt7r)

193 121
Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against? For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything like that for anyone else?
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)


I had a ballot question about increasing the retirement age of judges from 70 to 75. I voted no.

Except it wasn't worded like that. The actual wording said nothing about an increase. I just happened to know that from reading about it previously.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

194 180 So, what do they know that we don't?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (mbhDw)

There's a feeling in the air in FL that the state is going Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (PY9jH)


Jane, I thought you were talking about the entire country. Ugh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (mbhDw)

195 52 Louisiana not called yet?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (L67Wq)

======================

From Bing's election page (data from The AP), Trump is winning by more than 2-1 in LA (8 electoral votes) with over 100,000 votes in 67% to 31% ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (mt8X9)

196 Krugman: If Trump wins, its because they stopped us from using dead blacks as props to enable vote fraud.

-
Dead Black Votes Matter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (Nwg0u)

197 So they're cheating in Broward eh?

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (rP2JJ)

198 Trump now up 148,722 in FL

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (SIY7D)

199 It was December 12, 2000. My birthday. SCOTUS gave me a gift that day.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (/1KcA)
I was at the Supreme Court fighting it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (+p/8B)

200 RichLowry's avatar
RichLowry
08/11/16 21:16
Trump wins Virginia, obviously an enormous game-changer

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (y3aQB)

201 >>>HOW MANY TOTAL VOTERS IN BROWARD
???
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (zu88C)>>>

Fewer than 1.2mil.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (4ueYo)

202 Holy Cow. I put the laundry away and it 150 comments later.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (So9FI)

203 Sigh. I am breaking my own rule and checking because I'M NOT AN ADDICT OKAY.

Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against? For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything like that for anyone else?
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)

I almost always vote against bond issues. For levies, I'll consider renewals and new ones are almost automatic No'es. Local school district has extreme budgeting issues. Voters started rejecting everything they put up as a result. Suddenly things started to improve on the planning side.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (J70i0)

204 http://www.browardsoe.org/

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (4ueYo)

205 Broward County... suck my dick!!! You fuckers.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (CNHr1)

206 Trump just surged to 52% in Ohio.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (iONHu)

207 Jumping in here from last post because I'm slutty like that.
And yes, I've been drinking Basil Hayden's since 3 pm NYC time.
Does that make me a bad person?

Will try to keep up with the rest of the Horde but cannot promise anything.

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (tRFUP)

208 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against? For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything like that for anyone else?

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)

++++

Against all taxes. Against anything that means more government control of anything. Very suspicious of anything that modifies the state constitution.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (R+30W)

209 I'm going to puke or pass out or both and it's almost time for my bible study ladies group. Wonder if I can chug whiskey and still be coherent.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (gcme+)

210 Trump is starting to smoke Hillary in Ohio.

If Virginia holds for Donald, the evening will get very interesting.

I didn't think Trump could win Pennsylvania, but I still think Michigan is possible.

That would be mind-blowing.

BOOM!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (S6Pax)

211 my first response is always to vote no on a bond
issue or special referendum. Then I read them. Then if I don't
understand them, I vote no. If I understand them and don't like them, I
vote no. But no is my default position.


Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (dFi94)

Do you have a newsletter to which I may subscribe, gentle lady?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (JO9+V)

212 Trump up in VA...but Fairfax/Prince William cos not finished yet. Gov'ment workers there...

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (a9Ky4)

213 Maybe by precincts, but not by total. They've counted way more votes than half the total *registered* voters.

Posted by: gm

====


How many Buick votes left?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (zu88C)

214 If Trump holds Virginia and North Carolina, hoooooly sheeeeeeitttt...

Posted by: Herger_The_Joyous at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (HpdWr)

215 CO polls closed now.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (So9FI)

216 This is really happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (/tuJf)

217 197 So they're cheating in Broward eh?
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (rP2JJ)

Other news:

Water - wet!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (X0CTs)

218 200 RichLowry's avatar
RichLowry
08/11/16 21:16
Trump wins Virginia, obviously an enormous game-changer
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (y3aQB)


For realz?! He's calling it for Trump?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (mbhDw)

219 So Broward holding back to manufacture votes.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (BS8yt)

220 Finally! Made it. Took care of everything and have 2 days to drink. Preferably celebratory drinking!


On tap....

750 mL - Mojo Shot - 11.9% alcohol
1.18 L - Labatt's Maximum Ice - 7.1% alcohol
24 - 341 mL bottles Labatt's Blue Ice - 5.5% alcohol.



Time to check the threads and see how much I'm going to need all this.


And remember, if the bitch wins, it's a pyrrhic victory. Everything's about to turn to shit. Let the bitch own it.



Still, go Trump...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (23lwL)

221 MD is pretty reliably democratic, isn't it? Not sure why they'd suppress their own turnout.

It is, but we now have a GOP governor (Larry Hogan) that nobody predicted, and he's at something like 75% popularity while merrily destroying the Dem plague of taxes and fees. If he can un-gerrymander the districts (and even the commie Baltimore paper supports hm on that), it'll end Dem domination of the statehouse.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (5dOnv)

222 FLA

96% in

Trump up by nearly 1%. And here's the kicker:

NY Times says 94% chance that Trump wins!

NY Times!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (eM2Uz)

223 @140 FYI

Romney 2012 + FL + OH + VA + NC get Trump to 266.

Just needs 3 more for the tie/win in the House.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM

That Washington state dem elector who said he wouldn't vote for the FAB hinted there might be another... Interesting.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandinavian Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (ZX99K)


See my #122. And Romney WON NC (narrowly).

Hopefully I'm wrong on VA, but right now I'm calling it a tease.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (EnK/R)

224 The decision desk has Trump up 300K in Florida.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (TJCSB)

225 I also love how the NYT site for there Win Presidency % keeps dropping for Hillary. She was at 80% and is currently at 58%.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (z/Ubi)

226 Was it just an extra tax on food? or just in some areas?

Fairfax County only. It was a 4% restaurant tax. Really, it was a tax on all prepared food. It was supposed to be split 70/30 with 70% going to plug the hole in the school district budget. No thanks.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (/O5Ax)

227 212 Trump up in VA...but Fairfax/Prince William cos not finished yet. Gov'ment workers there...
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (a9Ky4)


Allegedly, voter turnout is supposed to be way down in the NoVa commie areas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (mbhDw)

228

There will be no spiking the ball nor pudding dipping of the balls.... Yet.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (JmjOe)

229 My BIL--a real nice guy- but I NEVER heard him talk politics and he is on the phone with my wife every 10 minutes. Supporting Trump, which I did not even know till 3 days ago. Oh he lives in FL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (dELE3)

230 Let's DO THIS!!!!! I have never yelled at my tv during anything other than Cubs and Bears games, but here I am screaming at Cavuto to give me FL.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (Dc/ui)

231 Fox Business news is quite a jubilant place right now. Talking about what a great time to buy it will be if there is a sell off from a Trump win. Joking with Dr. Carson and quite heart warming.

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (vfC/C)

232 HOW MANY TOTAL VOTERS IN BROWARD
???
Posted by: Mortimer

As many as it takes.

Why?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (S6Pax)

233 201 See here: http://www.politico.com/2012-election/results/president/florida/

For Obama's vote count by county in 2012

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (7vTEZ)

234 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against?
---
Judicial Retention in IL, it's usually its own ballot.

Also anything that authorizes spending or taxing. Though those always seem to pass anyway.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (3Liv/)

235 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote
against? For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I
didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything
like that for anyone else?


Same here, three bond issues for the local water district today, voted no on all three. Been voting no on all school budgets since 2008.

Posted by: moon over vermont at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (vjXkT)

236

Weasels over Meerkats by 7% with 69% of the votes counted.

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (Mt8T4)

237 Broward, isn't it the county that tried to stick it to Bush? Saved by the Cubans.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (X8p7j)

238 Broward county is pretty blue right? Have all the panhandle votes been CIH ted yet?

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (gcme+)

239 Trump up in VA...but Fairfax/Prince William cos not finished yet. Gov'ment workers there...


Given the last few months, that might not be as as bad a thing as imagined......

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (br2jI)

240 So they're cheating in Broward eh?

*splat*

Posted by: A bear in the woods at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (Tyii7)

241 Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (92kX2)
-------------------
It was an extra 4% tax in the county on prepared foods (in restaurants and stores) levied by the Board of Supervisors that ostensibly was to support the schools.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (hYNPr)
=====

Most restaurants and fast food places here add a 4pc "San Francisco Ordinances" charge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (EZebt)

242 Trump is close to being favored in MI, if he gets that, NYT will have him favored to win.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (4ueYo)

243 Trump up in VA...but Fairfax/Prince William cos not finished yet. Gov'ment workers there...
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (a9Ky4)




Thing is, a lot of them are DoD. And DoD has been skull fucked by TFG, which would continue under The FAB.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (GUBah)

244 NEW: Minnesota is a toss-up between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, CBS News estimates. cbsnews.com/live

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (y3aQB)

245 237 Broward, isn't it the county that tried to stick it to Bush? Saved by the Cubans.
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (X8p7j)


And now overwhelmed by the Ricans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (mbhDw)

246 My husband's dear, sweet office administrator, who we love like a family member, voted for Obama in '08. She's a devout black Christian, and came to loathe him. Didn't vote for him in '12. Stayed home.

She loathes Hillary, and my husband has tried to convince her to vote for Trump. She couldn't bring herself to as of a week ago.

There are quite a few African Americans here in the south who can't stand shrieking Hillary, but couldn't bring themselves to vote for Trump. So they stayed home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (PY9jH)

247 Krugman is a wanker.

Posted by: Cate at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (scNi9)

248 Losing Colorado so far. Not surprised. Liberal pot smoking heaven.

-
Another four years of wearing a bag over my head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)

249 If I were a black voter whether democrat or republican, I would find Paul Krugman and jam my drivers license down his throat. Black Americans can find the DMV just like other Americans. Fuck that suppression shit.

Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (jkkMG)

250 Trump has also come back to a tie in New Hampshire also I think

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (dELE3)

251 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against? For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything like that for anyone else?
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)

Anything concerning bonds or "raising revenue" gets an automatic no from me.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (cC/ZB)

252 That is 1/2 the precincts, but about 85% of the vote.

142 OH SHIT.


Broward county only half reporting.

Posted by: Big D at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (SPmlI)

253 Krugman tends to concentrate on the same thing for quite a while, because he has no neck, and looks straight ahead a lot because he has to rotate his whole body to look at something different.

The little mutant is currently fixated on voter suppression. Not the kind that is occurring now, where ballots are forged or discarded in back rooms, and voting machines are hacked. Some other kind, caused by requesting an ID.

Krugman, I can figure out a way to turn your head, you sawed-off little no-neck toadying bastard.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (/f6Nd)

254 The market futures are having a meltdown.

YAY!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (G8TO0)

255 Asians stocks dropping - a sign of their uneasiness that Hills may lose

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (gcme+)

256 As it is, NYT only has Clinton at 57% chance of winning, and the odds are dropping fast.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (4ueYo)

257 F5'ing this site...giving me heart palpitations!!

Posted by: Democrats are evil! at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (xB7fY)

258 Drink Paul Krugman's tears. They are delicious

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (LojpD)

259 If Trump actually WINS VA and/or MN and/or MI, it's a whole new ball game vs my prediction in #122.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (EnK/R)

260 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against?
For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I didn't
even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything like
that for anyone else?

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)

I had to read ours in CO. Some were worded horribly. Saved my cheat sheet to see how it turns out. Judges, Regeants I vote auto no.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (So9FI)

261 121
Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against? Is there anything like that for anyone else?

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)


Judges. Here in Iowa we get to vote Yes/No on retaining judges. I *ALWAYS* vote no on all of them.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (80HyY)

262 There are Trump voters in Broward. More than you might suspect. She underperformed Obama 2012 . Trump is eating into her margin.

Posted by: section9 at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (ZpQcw)

263 Judicial Retention in IL, it's usually its own ballot.

Also anything that authorizes spending or taxing. Though those always seem to pass anyway.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (3Liv/)

I happily voted to not retain all the judges on the ballot in Iowa.

Because screw those guys. Iowa didn't need to be a leader for the LGBTQABCXYZ

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (X0CTs)

264 Even with 50% of Broward county in, they still don't have enough to overtake a ~150K Trump lead.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (OAlmw)

265 Btw - JJ Sefton - just a shout out that this lurker finds your mind very sexy.
But I like girls for sex.
Are we okay with all that?

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (tRFUP)

266 1.72% Trump in VA, with 80.89 % reporting. 77.71% in CD-08, where the Beast leads by 50%

Posted by: Broward County Dems at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (tHwdc)

267 Half on the ledge, half to the stars
Never seen election night so bizarre
Up and down
All around
That's how it is, so far

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (vyqqu)

268 D.C. for Clinton.

Damn. Did NOT see that coming.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (1CroS)

269 "What do you automatically vote against?"

Tax increases
Mandatory min wage increases
Spending increases

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)

270 GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laine hat trick!!!!!!!!!!

4-1 Jets!!!!!!!!!

Woo hoo!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (h1usM)

271

Colorado Sucks Kruggie Wiener...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (Mt8T4)

272 DOW futures down over 400 points---looking like another Bexit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (dELE3)

273 FBN reporting futures down 400 points!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (Enq6K)

274 >>>238 Broward county is pretty blue right? Have all the panhandle votes been CIH ted yet?
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (gcme+)>>>

Florida is borderline in the bag.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (4ueYo)

275 Dow futures off 400 points.

Someone doesn't believe Clinton has this in the bag.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (3Liv/)

276 I automatically vote against bonds. A bond is still a debt. The assholes in power need to cut spending and find the money in the budget.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (hYNPr)

Same. I don't even read them. They waste enough money. I vote no on nearly every issue that even mentions the word taxes.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (/1KcA)

277 265 Btw - JJ Sefton - just a shout out that this lurker finds your mind very sexy.
But I like girls for sex.
Are we okay with all that?
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (tRFUP)


My mind is bi-sexual. But not my yutzik, thank you very much!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (mbhDw)

278 DOW futures down 400 points.

Bad for stock owners. Good sign for Trumpers.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (eM2Uz)

279 THIS is playing out much like Bexit did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (dELE3)

280 John King is a Democrat but he is also a dead on nuts election guy. He is showing in real time that Trump is over performing.

He is not a happy guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (/tuJf)

281 No short night, huh, NeverTrumpers?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (onq2p)

282 So its not too late to go out and suppress the black vote?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (Pby3z)

283 We had a larger than usual number of first-time voters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (JO9+V)

284 I am glad Mark kirk lost.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (gcme+)

285 Cut to Chase: in 2012, Obama won Broward County in Florida by 67.2% with a pro-Obama vote total of 507,430

According to http://townhall.com/election/2016/president/fl/county

In Forward County, Florida, She-Bitch has 67.8% of Broward with 474,474 votes with 48% reporting as of 6:23pmPST

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (7vTEZ)

286 I wonder how the Hillary camp is feeling right now?

Posted by: Democrats are evil! at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (xB7fY)

287 For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything like that for anyone else?


I vote for bond issues if they're for roads, no for schools/parks/global warming/etc. And I always vote no on anything asking about borrowing money. We've done quite enough of that.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (5dOnv)

288 Notice that North Carolina appears to be on the edge, and might be decisive. If Trump wins, suppression of dead votes did it

FTFY

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (aZq03)

289 It's gonna be a long night. This is starting to remind me of Gore vs. Bush.

I'm sipping cream sherry.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (LQLeS)

290 Yeah, the dhims need to know how many votes they need to steal the election!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (N+sGs)

291 I need my wife to get home so I can get back out to the liquor store for the pacific states!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (Dc/ui)

292

The AoSHQDD seems to have called Texas for Trump (it's red) but shows Hillary with 65,000 more votes? Is this correct?

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (FlRtG)

293

Are Vic and Grumpy on tonight?

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (Mt8T4)

294 Fox Business showing Trump up in electoral votes over Hillary.

I'm trying so very, very hard not to get my hopes up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (PY9jH)

295 FL, NC and OH called for Trump per Drudge.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (iONHu)

296 Is there anything like that for anyone else?

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM


In MA? Pretty much every ballot initiative is a no vote. On principle. Out of 4 questions, I was 3:1 No. That's pretty normal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (QZLci)

297 Jesus, you people make me nuts at times. Broward is mostly in, if not 100%.

They don't have 100K votes left in south Florida to count.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (wfDW1)

298 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against? Is there anything like that for anyone else?

State constitution amendments. They're common as roaches and about as useful.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (vyqqu)

299 Ha!


Stars yank their goaltender (that's what she said).

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (h1usM)

300 Stole this quote from the Conservative Tree House. This is very telling!!

WTF Karl Rove just said it um, it might be Him

That, centipedes/treepers, is a leak of what they know is going on.

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (fxdyE)

301 Mmmmmm....Jenna Lee in NC.

Oh, the unsavory, unmentionable things I would...

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (CXLVd)

302 "Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote
against? For example, there were four bond issues on the ballot and I
didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no. Is there anything
like that for anyone else?"

Any candidate nominated by both D and R (total hack)
Any candidate sponsored by a party with "Working" or "Families" in it.
All bond issues (there's already enough in the general budget)
Anything "for the children."
Anything with someone's name attached to it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (OhTOr)

303 If he takes PA it's over for hillary

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (iONHu)

304 Losing Colorado so far. Not surprised. Liberal pot smoking heaven.

-
Another four years of wearing a bag over my head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)



Try living in Illinois it was called for the Beast before the polls closed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (auHtY)

305
163
alexthechick - my first response is always to vote no on a bond issue or
special referendum. Then I read them. Then if I don't understand them, I
vote no. If I understand them and don't like them, I vote no. But no is
my default position.


Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (dFi94)







For years, I've had the same few ballot rules.

Never NEVER vote Donk.

Don't vote for the incumbent.

All ballot issues, vote no.

If I know and understand the issue or candidate and realize that one of the previous rules is wrong, I can then go against it.

All except rule one. That one is absolutely sacred.

It's not a perfect system, but it gets me most of the way there.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (LuZz8)

306 Broward showing 63% in. Oakaloosa 0%

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (xInes)

307 What the actual FUCK? Up in MI now, too???

Posted by: David W. at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (aWQkK)

308 285 "Forward" County = Broward County, per 1 bottle of 2012 Aron Hill Primitivo

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (7vTEZ)

309 Working-class White Voters = Ignorant Redneck Hick Sister-Fuckers...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis


I'm more working class white than John Cougar Mellencamp. It's why they obey my commands.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (dtWKK)

310 295 FL, NC and OH called for Trump per Drudge.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (iONHu)


Whoa. Those three right there, if they hold, are rather YUUGE, n'est ce pas?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (mbhDw)

311 NH, Trump tied

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (OAlmw)

312 Long skinny legs, good.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (X8p7j)

313 AtC
I vote no on all bond measures. For the children.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (Q5Ymk)

314

MCScrunt backpeddling...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (Mt8T4)

315 Geez.. I need to slow down on the drinking. I just tried to pour tequila into my glass of wine.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (CNHr1)

316 Trump up 2% in MI; no idea about what counties of MI to look at to know if this is meaningful.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (4ueYo)

317 The story in NOVA may end up being somewhat muted turnout.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (hA1V+)

318 I vote "no" on anything that says "borrow"

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (7qAYi)

319 Nevergiveup: "DOW futures down over 400 points---looking like another Bexit"

I hope that includes vast Soros holdings.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (1CroS)

320 Yeah, I automatically vote no on bonds and tax increases.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (/O5Ax)

321 you guys...yoose guys may we can do this...prayers....

Posted by: ponte vecchio at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (5DPfZ)

322 Trump is eating into her margin.

Posted by: section9 at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (ZpQcw)

Phrasing.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (XoldI)

323 +1.02% Trump in VA, with 81.83% reporting.

I fucking hate Fairfax County. Now it looks like I might have to return there for a contract job.

////////Herndon\\\\\\\\

Posted by: Broward County Dems at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (tHwdc)

324 264
Even with 50% of Broward county in, they still don't have enough to overtake a ~150K Trump lead.

Posted by: WisRich


====
Thats what I need to hear.


We are going to build a wall.











And Mexico?

Is going to pay for it.




*stands with mouth hanging open*

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (zu88C)

325 Dems pull the first "RIGGED!!" card.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (onq2p)

326 Serious question: can anyone give me a good mental strategy for dealing with the smug I'll be met with at work, etc. if she wins? Hopefully she won't, but my god I don't want to share a country with these smug assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (J1Jae)

327 And now overwhelmed by the Ricans.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (mbhDw)

Anecdotal to be sure, but a buddy of mine is Puerto Rican, and he and his family are very pro-traditional values, and very anti progressive-democrat bullshit feel-good sentiments..... and they live in FLA.

So, maybe?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (br2jI)

328 NYT now predicting that Trump will win Florida

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (TJCSB)

329 Emmy Normal?

Abby Normal's common law wife, I presume?

Posted by: West at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (EbOLk)

330 NYT has Trump with EC win, for the moment anyway.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (4ueYo)

331 (I don't have TV. I'm relying entirely on the HQ for news.)

Can you get FBN streaming here?

http://tinyurl.com/gqer5fe

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (97XyN)

332 Thoughts on Michigan? Huge votes to come in from detroit but still close...??

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (a9Ky4)

333 Queen Tequila love me long time...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (uyrlv)

334 Trump is going to win.

Calling it right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (/tuJf)

335 297 Jesus, you people make me nuts at times. Broward is mostly in, if not 100%.

They don't have 100K votes left in south Florida to count.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (wfDW1)

Glad to hear this. Thanks for reassurance!

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (LojpD)

336 319 Nevergiveup: "DOW futures down over 400 points---looking like another Bexit"

I hope that includes vast Soros holdings.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (1CroS)


Too bad. When Attorney General Giuliani gets through with him, he''ll need every penny he ever took off a condemned Hungarian Jew.

Please G-d.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (mbhDw)

337 Mmmmmm....Jenna Lee in NC.



Oh, the unsavory, unmentionable things I would...

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (CXLVd)


Oh, the unsavory things her Navy SEAL husband would do to you.



Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (PY9jH)

338 So, 8 30 rd magazines or 12 20rd magazines?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (hVdx9)

339 Don't count out Colorado yet, they're counting Denver and surrounding counties early.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (G8TO0)

340 285
Cut to Chase: in 2012, Obama won Broward County in Florida by 67.2% with a pro-Obama vote total of 507,430



According to http://townhall.com/election/2016/president/fl/county



In Forward County, Florida, She-Bitch has 67.8% of Broward with 474,474 votes with 48% reporting as of 6:23pmPST

---

Is that 48% of Broward Co votes? How could she get more votes than Obama? I had convinced myself his '08 and '12 performances were ceilings.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (Dc/ui)

341 MAGA!

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (N0zEO)

342 Who is this Donald Trump?

Posted by: Ted Koppel at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (FXW24)

343 Why do I suddenly have the longing urge to dick punch Paul Krugman?

Posted by: Picric at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (s0VSd)

344
Damn I got willowed and bounced over here and there's already 280 comments.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (a0SQT)

345 Damn I love these Jets.

And Patrik Laine is only 18 years old!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (h1usM)

346 295 FL, NC and OH called for Trump per Drudge.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (iONHu)

Even Drudge has no idea what media outlet to link the results. The gaslighting and the tricks that were in play are that severe.

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (fxdyE)

347 >>>>295 FL, NC and OH called for Trump per Drudge.....



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (iONHu)





Whoa. Those three right there, if they hold, are rather YUUGE, n'est ce pas?

.
.
.
.
.looks like he has Michigan in the bag too.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (iONHu)

348 >>>328 NYT now predicting that Trump will win Florida
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (TJCSB)>>>

That's an understatement. They have it at >95% probability.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (4ueYo)

349 VA is a 2 point race. Don't think Trump can hang on because of NOVA

PLEASE MI come through.

Posted by: JC at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (jLvcJ)

350 Off, damned Broward sock

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (tHwdc)

351 NYT now has even odds for Clinton or Trump to win.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (4ueYo)

352 The market futures dropping is just the commies at Goldman selling off and trying to scare people to voting for Trump. Yet another PsyOp by these lefty turds.

It don't work no more, beeeetchez!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (Dc/ui)

353 please God.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (0O7c5)

354 Let's DO THIS!!!!! I have never yelled at my tv
during anything other than Cubs and Bears games, but here I am screaming
at Cavuto to give me FL.


Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (Dc/ui)
=======================================

LOL I like you, Eli. What county are you in?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (dFi94)

355 Try living in Illinois it was called for the Beast before the polls closed

You're being too polite, it was called for the Beast before they opened!

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (ce4zT)

356

9 30 rounds
1 30 round in stock pouch
1 20 round in the gun

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (Mt8T4)

357 I'm so busy reading/posting I'm forgetting to get my drink on!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (PY9jH)

358 342 Who is this Donald Trump?
Posted by: Ted Koppel at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (FXW24)


"Never heard of him!"


- - Charlie Gibson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (mbhDw)

359 326 Serious question: can anyone give me a good mental strategy for dealing with the smug I'll be met with at work, etc. if she wins? Hopefully she won't, but my god I don't want to share a country with these smug assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (J1Jae)


Patience. As the country implodes and bit by bit we become Venezuela, point it out to them. In a nice way.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (uyrlv)

360 Hey Krugman, if Hillary wins VA, it will be because of weekend autopen pardons.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (71OEY)

361 If trump wins im buying a new truck. If he loses im freezing all spending for the next week. Luxury spending for a month. Imagine if we all did that?
Posted by: Shiggz

Ammo?

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (2RVmA)

362 No. I'm not getting my hopes up yet. No.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (ef6pV)

363 Trump up 2% in MI; no idea about what counties of MI to look at to know if this is meaningful.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (4ueYo)

Tri-County around Detroit is Dem, west MI Repub, rest of state whichever way the wind blows.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (P/kVC)

364
Matt Bellassai*

if trump wins i hope i end up in the same gay camp as anderson cooper

*Formerly BuzzFeed. I write about boys and butts and Beyonce**

**This is direct verbatim quote

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (kdS6q)

365 Why do I suddenly have the longing urge to dick punch Paul Krugman?

When do you NOT have that urge?

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (/O5Ax)

366 The dependable Paul Krugman.

Asshat emeritus. Laureate!!

Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (GdgAM)

367 I'm hopeful now...

Posted by: USNtakim at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (hMqvx)

368 Any returns for PA yet?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

369 349 VA is a 2 point race. Don't think Trump can hang on because of NOVA

PLEASE MI come through.
Posted by: JC at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (jLvcJ)


NoVa voters are down this year, for what it's worth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (mbhDw)

370 OMG wtf is going on? Does Trump actually have a fucking chance? Quick someone reassure me or dash my hopes. I can't take all of this excitement!

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (cGlgB)

371 Trump surging to 2.5% lead in MI. If he gets that, Clinton in deep shit, even w/o VA.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (4ueYo)

372 Unless my calculator is broken, Fairfax could be down as much as 100k vs 2012

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (hA1V+)

373 +1 Mr Peebles. They don't care. Think of how it could've gone w Dr Carson. That would've been so much more interesting.

Posted by: H at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (xrgKT)

374 I guess the "Trump won't win 5 states" thing is out the window now too.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (3myMJ)

375 343 Why do I suddenly have the longing urge to dick punch Paul Krugman?
Posted by: Picric at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (s0VSd)

Trump can handle that for you.

Right after he gets done with this baby over here.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (X0CTs)

376 Broward is all commie, Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz's district included. God what am I doing here?

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (PtuJp)

377

My vagina is twitching which could indicate Donald Trump staying in the running for president

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (a0SQT)

378 357 I'm so busy reading/posting I'm forgetting to get my drink on!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (PY9jH)


No bueno.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (uyrlv)

379 Without looking at any of the results, it's obvious that Hillary has got this thing wrapped up!

Posted by: Bill Wynne at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (kCDOM)

380 We had 4 initiatives on the ballot, all expensive and unfunded, and extremely politically stupid. I hate these meddling busy-body people.

No. No. No. No. Say no to more government. Say no to big government. Say no to more fucking dope-smoking layabouts.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (fHq4U)

381 102% hillary vote = suppression of black vote

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (LhGBu)

382 Thoughts on Michigan? Huge votes to come in from detroit but still close...??
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable


Really, it's going to hinge on turnout.

If the Detroit AA voters don't turnout for Hillary like they did for Obama, and traditional UAW Democrats vote Trump, Michigan could go for Trump.

Did you here the Cubs won the World Series??

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (S6Pax)

383 what a typical thing of a "liberal" ( I use quotes all the time here because if they were ACTUALLY LIBERAL they wouldn't be comparing everything they find mildly dissatisfying to hitler) thing to say.

I hope and pray every day that this phase of utter nonsensical CHAOS, we can look back and know it was all just that and not the beginning of what appears to be a really REALLY AWFUL future for us.

For even if Don pulls this off, we then have the ever watchful press who considers themselves as a part of the gvt making so very sure nothing gets this close to their power again.

We have VERY dangerous times ahead of us.

Of and Fuck all the media.

They wouldn't know what a real problem was anyway.. unless of coure "Jeeves" returns with the incorrect amount of cinnamon on their fucking latte

Posted by: groovemetal at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (ficNf)

384 339 Don't count out Colorado yet, they're counting Denver and surrounding counties early.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (G8TO0)

Crazy how every Urban area has been packaged and ready to go to throw Hillary out in front.

Things that make you go hmmm.

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (fxdyE)

385 Thanks to ALL who mentioned Fox Business as a place to watch.... just seems so much more calm and reasonable.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (br2jI)

386 No really, Trump is going to win.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (/tuJf)

387 I automatically vote against every initiative and ballot measure.

Although if there was an initiative that outlawed initiatives I'd reconsider.

They are inevitably leftist driven meddling in stuff that ain't broke and they can't find any legislators to write an actual law about.

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (vfC/C)

388 More scotch needed!

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (LojpD)

389
Tri-County around Detroit is Dem
Posted by: Burnt Toast



Yes, but everyone in Detroit is also a convicted felon with no voting rights.

Soooo.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (kdS6q)

390 331 I'm LISTENING live to foxiness election center at http://v6.player.abacast.net/2816

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (7vTEZ)

391 I'm so busy reading/posting I'm forgetting to get my drink on!


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM


And you call yourself an 'ette?! ;-)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (QZLci)

392 0.5% Trump in VA, with 84.45%.

I don't know how I'm ever going to sit at my SIL's Thanksgiving table. She's such an ignorant liberal.

How the hell can you vote for a fucking CRIMINAL? Bitch bitch bitch!!!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (tHwdc)

393 mitchellvii
08/11/16 21:23
Looks like the big cities in for CO. rest should go Trump.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (y3aQB)

394 If Ohio truly has gone for Trump, Thanksgiving will be much more pleasant. For me.
Not for my brother, though. At least we both root for the Buckeyes.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (GRNzr)

395 Trump is going to win.



Calling it right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (/tuJf)
==========================================

I love you JackStraw. In an internet kind of way.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (dFi94)

396 Rubio would be winning because something.

Posted by: cheese Dick at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (zu88C)

397 357 I'm so busy reading/posting I'm forgetting to get my drink on!
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (PY9jH)

I'm so busy reading, that I don't post. And thus, sip my scotch.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (X0CTs)

398 323 +1.02% Trump in VA, with 81.83% reporting.

I fucking hate Fairfax County. Now it looks like I might have to return there for a contract job.



Yea, I live here. I did my duty this morning knowing it was for naught.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (syGA0)

399 >>>Does Trump actually have a fucking chance? Quick someone reassure me or dash my hopes. I can't take all of this excitement!

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (cGlgB)>>>

Total tossup at this point. If he can pull off MI, I think Clinton is fucked.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (4ueYo)

400 Something I noticed while researching people running for office --

I checked out the libertarian candidates to see if it was worthwhile supporting them.

Every one of them were lefty loons. They think it's libertarian for the government to force anti-traditional values on everyone so long as we legalize drugs.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (xVuS6)

401 The single payer healthcare in Colorado is being handily defeated, thank God.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (G8TO0)

402 338 So, 8 30 rd magazines or 12 20rd magazines?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (hVdx9)


How about both (all?).

Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (80HyY)

403
The AoSHQDD seems to have called Texas for Trump (it's red) but shows Hillary with 65,000 more votes? Is this correct?



Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:20 PM (FlRtG)








Depends on which counties have already shot their wad, and which are still reporting.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (LuZz8)

404 RCP has called Missouri for Trump.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (u8kLQ)

405 OMG wtf is going on? Does Trump actually have a fucking chance? Quick
someone reassure me or dash my hopes. I can't take all of this
excitement!
---
Nah, he's doomed.

Don't get your hopes up until there's a surprise on the board.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (3Liv/)

406 And Hillary's Chance to Win on NYT is now down to 50%

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (z/Ubi)

407 I don't get how that nervous little shifty-eyed squirrel Krugman is famous. Have you ever seen him in person? Very unimpressive.

Posted by: Innocent Intruder at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (NnR9q)

408 315 Geez.. I need to slow down on the drinking. I just tried to pour tequila into my glass of wine.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (CNHr1)

---

That's a bad thing?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (Eabwd)

409 Judges. Here in Iowa we get to vote Yes/No on retaining judges. I *ALWAYS* vote no on all of them.
Posted by: Iowa Bob

Likewise. I figure that it's always good to cycle them out.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (8aO2d)

410 It may be that the Never Trumper beltway bandits in NOVA just stayed home this year, instead of coming out to vote for Hillary

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (hA1V+)

411 Everyone had the A-List voter id in proper order - be it drivers license, passport, military id, license to carry . . .

No one tried to vote using a utility bill or bank statement as the form of their id (allowed by the federal judge who sporked up Texas' Voter ID act.

So, FU you anti voter id idjits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (JO9+V)

412
Oh.

If Trump wins...... wtf am I going to do with all this ammo?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)

413 Drudge has an asterix by Trump in Florida. Is that a win?

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (rP2JJ)

414 So, 8 30 rd magazines or 12 20rd magazines?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (hVdx9)




10 x 30. Basic combat load.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (GUBah)

415 That 48% Broward number is old, was posted almost 2 hours ago.

Florida is over, Trump won it handily.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (wfDW1)

416 Hi everyone.

Can Trump really pull this off?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (u8kLQ)

417 No really, Trump is going to win.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (/tuJf)


It's looking more possible all the time. Not ready to open any champagne yet, but I feel better than i have in months

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (dELE3)

418 Hickenpooper on FBN.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (97XyN)

419 NYT just went 51% probability of Trump win. BOOM!

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (4ueYo)

420 So what network calls Florida for Trump first?

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (PJMpr)

421 This is definitely a much more interesting night than 2012 was.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (G8TO0)

422 FORREST IS NOT DISABLED HE IS EVIL. EEEVVVILL !!







oh Trump?



nm

Posted by: Never Gump at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (zu88C)

423 i'm doing this sober

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (0O7c5)

424 Oops and its just flipped to 51% for Trump

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (z/Ubi)

425 NYT says 51% Trump right now. From a low of 18% earlier.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (2yngH)

426 406 And Hillary's Chance to Win on NYT is now down to 50%
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (z/Ubi)


They usually lie like rugs no matter what. That says something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (mbhDw)

427 mitchellvii

08/11/16 21:23

Looks like the big cities in for CO. rest should go Trump.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (y3aQB)
===================================

Who (or what) is this mitchellvii?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (dFi94)

428 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you
automatically vote against? For example, there were four bond issues on
the ballot and I didn't even read what they were for, I just voted no.
Is there anything like that for anyone else?

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dEQP3)

Yep I did the same thing, voted no on every bond issue like I do every year. But it's a lost cause, every one of those bond issues will pass at a minimum of 65-35 up to 80-20. Cuz (almost) everyone loves shit that everyone else has to pay for.

Posted by: Paul Rubens Peter at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (SpeiC)

429

We don't want calm and reasonable. We want MeAgains vajayjay twitching and the other nevertrumpers with tears dripping...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (Mt8T4)

430 Man, Drudge's percentages are flip-flopping wildly the three times I've looked at them. Think I'll just put that site aside for the night so I don't get a heart attack.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (eeTCA)

431 388 More scotch needed!
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (LojpD)

Scotch 2016!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (X0CTs)

432 If Trump wins...... wtf am I going to do with all this ammo?
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)

Don't sweat it...the next crisis is just around the corner. Always be prepared

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (dELE3)

433 Damn! The power suddenly went out here then came back on about a minute later.This election is scaring me.

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (88xKn)

434 I think he does it!!! It will be a squeaker, but the tears will be sweet!! I have to pack for a flight, so I will have to wake up to results but if he takes VA it's over. Ding dong bye bye!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (xhKov)

435 All is well. She's just lulling you into a false sense of security. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: gerg at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (LZC7e)

436
RJ Bell 5 minutes ago

Current Trump State Odds

94% Florida
88% Ohio
86% Georgia
62% NC
46% Michigan!

[via @nytimes projections]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (kdS6q)

437 This just in. Claire McCaskill looks like an albino Jabba the Hut suffering from water retention.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (l2t1M)

438 That's on Trump surging to 3.5% lead in MI motherfuckers!!!!!!

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (4ueYo)

439 please lord, keep the Mercedes benz, just give me MN, MI and WI

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (LhGBu)

440 Trump just took the lead in New Hampshire.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (iONHu)

441 The Trumpster is not looking bad at all so far. Much more satisfying than 2012.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (HI7tv)

442 Iowa Bob..... What part of Iowa do you hail from.?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (JmjOe)

443 He's got Fla. N.C. and OH in the bag.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (LQLeS)

444

Huh


How is GOPe and Never Trump gonna do their purge if he over performs, or heaven for fen, wins?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (1TXSC)

445 More about the libertarian candidates -- they were also very interested in finding more and more ways for government to take care of us poor serfs.

Libertarian; they keep using that word. I don't think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (xVuS6)

446 Things that make you go hmmm.
Posted by: Fuck You DC!!!


Well urban areas tend to be able to dump in all their votes early (except Broward County, Fl, where the have a Democrat vote factory), so that's true almost all over the country.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (S6Pax)

447 My vagina is twitching which could indicate Donald Trump staying in the running for president
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (a0SQT)


Was the boner I got after reading that wrong? Should I have not got that rod?

Posted by: George, Last Name Withheld at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (br2jI)

448 I'm watching CNN. They're actually doing a good job.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (nvMvs)

449 Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)
I'm still stocking up because California.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (Q5Ymk)

450 Sock fail I still suck at that

Posted by: NC Ref at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (SpeiC)

451 Think I might turn on msnbc for a chuckle.

Reminds me of the night Scott brown was elected. I think it was chris Matthews rachel maddow and maybe al sharpton? Not sure but it was like a wake. And I enjoyed it immensely

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (3CFdj)

452 NYT giving Trump 51% chance of winning!

Oh, don't sit there, I just...nevermind

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (LbXNI)

453 According to Fox News, Trump is getting a bigger share of the female vote than expected.

Apparently there's a lot of pussy out there that hasn't been grabbed in a while.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (KRwzj)

454 391 I'm so busy reading/posting I'm forgetting to get my drink on!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM

And you call yourself an 'ette?! ;-)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (QZLc


lol. Multitask Jane!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (uyrlv)

455
Every one of them were lefty loons. They think it's libertarian for the government to force anti-traditional values on everyone so long as we legalize drugs.
***
In the 90s the LP made a big play for people whose #1 issue was legalizing drugs.

Obviously ending the drug war is a libertarian idea, though not a particularly important one.

They "succeeded" and got many new voters...but lost their party. The LP is now less libertarian then the Constitutional Party....

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (aZq03)

456 Also, never vote for state constitutional amendments.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (PtuJp)

457 Hillary is still going to win this walking away.

I'm saying this to jinx her chances obviously.


Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (G8TO0)

458 Look at Wayne County in Michigan. Only 5% reporting so far, but if it's that's close of a split in Detroit, Trump might win it.

Posted by: Loveland Frogman at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (w34fX)

459 326 Serious question: can anyone give me a good mental strategy for
dealing with the smug I'll be met with at work, etc. if she wins?
Hopefully she won't, but my god I don't want to share a country with
these smug assholes.



Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (J1Jae)

Channeling Scott Adams,
the country had a choice between Hitler and Stalin, they chose Stalin.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (P/kVC)

460 334
Trump is going to win.



Calling it right now.

Posted by: JackStraw


Yeah, but you also said Comey would indict, so.....

(Yes, I'm being a dick. I'm trying to mitigate the jinx you just called down on us.)

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (LAe3v)

461 443 He's got Fla. N.C. and OH in the bag.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (LQLeS)


If that is a lock, it's gigantic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (mbhDw)

462 Google just put NH to a Trump lead..... They now have him at 137 EV vs 104 for clinton

Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (Ml6gO)

463 Trump now has greater than 95% chance to win FL. Go to this NY Times
website and scroll down a bit and you'll see they take into
consideration the outstanding votes in Miami.

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president/florida

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (eM2Uz)

464 I doubt the NYT model is worth the pixels it's printed with, but it's fun to watch.

53% Trump now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (2yngH)

465 Whoever banned me or auto banned my IP, can you undo that?!

Posted by: Harry paratestes at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (0MdOJ)

466 NYT says 51% Trump right now. From a low of 18% earlier.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (2yngH)
===========================================

Thank you Jesus. and pixy

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (dFi94)

467 Drudge put an asterisk next to Trump for FL...did he call it?

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (a7FXx)

468 Karl. Karl! Get on that screen and whiteboard votes away from Trump ASAP!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (1CroS)

469 Ace, The NY Times had her at 86% chance or winning to begin!

Now down to 51%. They know what is coming down the pipeline!

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (fxdyE)

470 FOX saying that trump isn't looking that great in Ohio. Fuck Ohio.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (ef6pV)

471 Donald Trump really is the Black Swan.

And that's going to be a good thing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (+p/8B)

472 see the updates in the main post

unbelievable

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (8rNrN)

473 Trump up 1.5% in NC too. Dude, this might happen!!!!!

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (4ueYo)

474 "She's falling in the odds like she falls on the street."

Ace o Spades

Come for the info, stay for the commentary.

Ace is the place. Your helpful Conservative space.


Posted by: groovemetal at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (ficNf)

475 It's looking more possible all the time. Not ready to open any champagne yet, but I feel better than i have in months
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (dELE3)

I literally won't know what to do with myself. I am really trying to stay negative here to avoid outright misery. Y'all are makin it hard!

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (/1KcA)

476 Amusing myself while the nation and the cheaters decide our future.

Hatch green chile pork stew on the stove top. Beer and Maker's in the belly, and loud AMERICAN music on the equipments.

Delicious, while it lasts.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (no0Da)

477 Dudes, duedettes, this is big. Ashtabula County in NE corner of Ohio is going red! Akron is pink! Trump has broken the Democrat lock on the Iron Triangle of Ohio!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (ry4ab)

478 My niece, who's an army wife, just texted me that the results are making her so nervous she decided to put up her Christmas tree!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (Enq6K)

479 Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (dFi94) on Twitter he is a YUGE Trumpkin & has internet radio show & knows his stuff

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (y3aQB)

480 I did my duty this morning knowing it was for naught.

I did too. Every sign out in front of my polling location was a Clinton/Kaine except for one Evan McMullin sign.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (/O5Ax)

481 Ohio called for Trump!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (iONHu)

482 Every one of them were lefty loons. They think it's libertarian for the government to force anti-traditional values on everyone so long as we legalize drugs.
*********

My best friend voted for a libertarian today. His name was Elvis Presley.

I'm not kidding.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (G8TO0)

483 412
Oh.

If Trump wins...... wtf am I going to do with all this ammo?
Posted by: fixerupper



Hold on to it. No matter who wins, the Nation is severely divided. Things are going to be "interesting".

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (syGA0)

484 LAT/USC poll: how you like me now, bitches?

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (4ueYo)

485 Ugh. It's over in VA. Fairfax only 75% in and Trump only has a .3% lead now.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (dAXyx)

486 Don't count out Colorado yet, they're counting Denver and surrounding counties early.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (G8TO0)



Crazy how every Urban area has been packaged and ready to go to throw Hillary out in front.


Local paper in western CO said yesterday, 65% of registered voters already voted. I have only seen 1 Hillbot yard sign and 2 bumper sticker.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (So9FI)

487
I think he does it!!! It will be a squeaker, but
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy



Squeaker? If these calls and projections hold, and UT and NV go Red, he's near 300 or better.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (kdS6q)

488 359 326 Serious question: can anyone give me a good mental strategy for dealing with the smug I'll be met with at work, etc. if she wins? Hopefully she won't, but my god I don't want to share a country with these smug assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (J1Jae)


Patience. As the country implodes and bit by bit we become Venezuela, point it out to them. In a nice way.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (uyrlv)

Pointing out reality never works on Lefties. If Hillary wins, I plan on hunkering down at work and pulling my forelock whenever someone mentions the racist Rethuglicans.


On the other hand, I fap in the shower over what I will be able to say to the formerly smug lefties if Trump wins, such as "If you can call me a racist, I can call you an over educated yet ignorant race-baiter who cannot argue on the issues."

Posted by: West at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (EbOLk)

489 NY Times now has Trump at 53% to win... *faints*

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (cGlgB)

490 Already mentioned?

Drudge calls both NC and Ohio for


Trump!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (d76uN)

491 >>I love you JackStraw. In an internet kind of way.

Back at you, grammie.

You are my all time favorite Cubs fan.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (/tuJf)

492 442 Iowa Bob..... What part of Iowa do you hail from.?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (JmjOe)


Central, Des Moines 'burb.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (80HyY)

493 NY Times has chances of Trump winning presidency at 53%!

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (TJCSB)

494 I'm listening to the guys on the ham radio. Hilarious, it's like listening to this place verbalized.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (GUBah)

495 Having fun right now watching the MSM trying to explain why Florida isn't solidly blue. I hope every last one of them chokes

Posted by: Mattski at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (qVMio)

496 If Trump wins...... wtf am I going to do with all this ammo?

Do you really think the Dems are just going to accept the will of the people? The cancer is everywhere and it hasn't been cured.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (eeTCA)

497 Posted by: ace at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (8rNrN)
This is why we all love you Ace.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (Q5Ymk)

498 401 The single payer healthcare in Colorado is being handily defeated, thank God.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (G8TO0)

I would have actually preferred it to go through (sorry to the CO 'rons, but I live in Kentucky) that way it would be a good object lesson when it crashed and burned.

Still reason winning over stupidity is always a good thing. Congratulations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (92kX2)

499 Trump is winning the key early states. I'm feeling just a bit less anxious.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (XoldI)

500 That's a bad thing?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM


Depends on the wine, I guess. If it's retsina, it might even be an improvement.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (QZLci)

501
Judges. Here in Iowa we get to vote Yes/No on retaining judges. I *ALWAYS* vote no on all of them.


Me too! (In MO).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (v9gSJ)

502 Oh my aching A$$ Trump is actually going to pull it off.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (iONHu)

503

Stay calm

Remember he needs to run the table

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (1TXSC)

504 Made the mistake of turning on Fox. They're all smugly reassuring themselves that it's all in the bag for Her Hideousness.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (o38N1)

505 Is there a double reverse jinx?

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (88xKn)

506 see the updates in the main post

unbelievable
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (8rNrN)


feeling better? Even a little giddy maybe? This still may end bad, but "keep hope alive"! LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (dELE3)

507
If that is a lock, it's gigantic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (mbhDw)
=======================================

If Trump wins, I'll meet you in Janesville and we can go dancing!

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (dFi94)

508 Hooooooooooooly crap. I have one question: Are the SCANDIS updating the election results? Because THAT would explain why Big-T is up 2% points in Virginia with 89% reporting!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (7vTEZ)

509 493 NY Times has chances of Trump winning presidency at 53%!
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (TJCSB)


When did they call it for Secretariat in '04 and by how much?

Just being cautious here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (mbhDw)

510 Sorry horde. This lurker in VA did my best. I hate how this state has become blue.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (dAXyx)

511 >>> Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against?

Florida judges. "Shall ____ be retained in office?" Automatic no.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (OwNJe)

512 #121: I automatically vote against property tax increases. I rent a condo from a friend, and I'm not about to declare that she needs to pay more for some piddling or non-existent benefit to me.

It's a matter of conscience, as far as I'm concerned. That's not my money to spend, damn it!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (0OG8D)

513 The graph seems kind of falusyyyishh no?


Posted by: groovemetal at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (ficNf)

514 53% chance of Trump WINNING!!!

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (fxdyE)

515
Wall Street Journal 2 minutes ago

Donald Trump is looking to be on much better footing than many expected.




Yessssss......

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (kdS6q)

516
Thanks to ALL who mentioned Fox Business as a place to watch.... just seems so much more calm and reasonable.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (br2jI)


THIS. And to all the 'rons, instead of insipid MeAgain, you get the Money Honey (Maria Bartiromo).

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (PY9jH)

517 According to Fox News, Trump is getting a bigger share of the female vote than expected.

Apparently there's a lot of pussy out there that hasn't been grabbed in a while.
Posted by: Hollowpoint

I feel like my sense of humor's been surgically removed over the last few days, but this actually got a chuckle from me.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (8aO2d)

518 Made the mistake of turning on Fox. They're all smugly reassuring themselves that it's all in the bag for Her Hideousness.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (o38N1)

NOT Fox Business. Turn that on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (dELE3)

519 "If Trump wins...... wtf am I going to do with all this ammo?

Posted by: fixerupper

ha .. how long to haul it down from the sniper nest, sheesh, two days at least. lol

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (LhGBu)

520 The membrane has broken in Florida and Ohio and is tearing in Michigan. Lady Liberty is entering into labor.

Posted by: jdwill at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (EEqRQ)

521 OH CLINTON 44 *TRUMP 52


Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (ef6pV)

Right HONEY ! Go Get your shinebox

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (y3aQB)

522 Trump competitive or over performing in blue and battlegrounds. He has this.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)

523 NYT says 51% Trump right now. From a low of 18% earlier.

-
Sweel the leg!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (Nwg0u)

524 Shit I need to set the DVR to record MSNBC

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (P1C8m)

525 507
If that is a lock, it's gigantic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (mbhDw)
=======================================

If Trump wins, I'll meet you in Janesville and we can go dancing!
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (dFi94)



I;m there from 12/16-12/20. Now, how do I explain you to the wife????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (mbhDw)

526 If Trump wins, I'll meet you in Janesville and we can go dancing!
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (dFi94)

Janesville? Is it no longer a hole in the ground?

(j/k, I just used to date a girl from there)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (X0CTs)

527 "Notice that North Carolina appears to be on the edge, and might be decisive. If Trump wins, suppression of black votes did it
9:03 PM - 8 Nov 2016"
---------------

A complete bullshit lie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (/cksx)

528 Still reason winning over stupidity is always a good thing. Congratulations.
**************

Didn't they try something a little similar in Washington State by requiring coverage of pre-existing conditions, or something like that?

It clusterfucked so fast they immediately voted it out first chance they got.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (G8TO0)

529 I'd just like to point out that I've supported our nominee consistently from the very beginning.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (97XyN)

530 401 The single payer healthcare in Colorado is being handily defeated, thank God.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (G8TO0)


Whew! I for one couldn't afford yet ANOTHER big jump in my healthcare costs.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (xVuS6)

531 Geez.. I need to slow down on the drinking. I just tried to pour tequila into my glass of wine.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (CNHr1)


==========

Yeah, I have 2 cigarettes lit.

<stubs one out>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (tHwdc)

532 Vote in Richmond city down significantly from 2012.

But she still has tens of thousands of votes coming to her from NOVA.

VA could end up razor close.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (hA1V+)

533 mitchellvii
08/11/16 21:35
Michigan 4 point lead for Trump with 12% and Detroit already reporting.


OHHHHHH YOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (y3aQB)

534 If Trump wins, that means grabbing pussy wins, too!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (kCDOM)

535 Just wanted to say that I am immensely happy that Evan Bayh, that skeevy, entitled son of an even more crooked rat bastard was beaten like a child and sent packing.

The Bayhs, Birch and Evan, were a blight on my home state. Now the old man is dead and his wretched, piece-of-shit son gets to go back to Virginia, comeback dreams dashed to smithereens.

Happy happy happy.

Posted by: troyriser at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (mbhHA)

536 Can't believe I'm saying this but I actually like the NYT state pages.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (xQfPr)

537 I hope all of those judges who decreed homosexual marriage upon Iowa are out now...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 10:32 PM (kP16F)

538

MeAgain hate Trump with a flaming engorged clit...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (Mt8T4)

539 Trump with 1k vote lead in NH.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (OAlmw)

540 491 >>I love you JackStraw. In an internet kind of way.

Back at you, grammie.

You are my all time favorite Cubs fan.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (/tuJf)


aaaawww. Come ooon hug a Cannibal.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (uyrlv)

541 >>Now 51% for TRUMP.




I have no idea what the hell this thing is or why it's trying to raise my expectations to hurt me emotionally later.


We have not been watching election - cannot torture myself again after 2008 and 2012. Margaritas and watching the terrible yet making me laugh "Brothers Grimsby" instead....but, may need to take a peek?
Somebody stop me!!


Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (NOIQH)

542 517 - LOL. LOVE it

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (7vTEZ)

543 #511: That, too, yes.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (0OG8D)

544 "She's falling in the odds like she falls on the street."

---

LOL!

Damn you ace.

*wipes screen*

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (Eabwd)

545

He will get utah

He may not get NV

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (1TXSC)

546 54%

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (TJCSB)

547 In my heart, I knew he could win.

Posted by: Pauli Girl Ryan at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (97XyN)

548 OK, I ate something. I am now slightly sober. Is it safe to turn on the TV?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (P8951)

549 54% Trump win.

50-50 in Michigan!

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (fxdyE)

550 pray....pray....pray....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (0O7c5)

551 I want to puke and I'm not even drinking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (pUDQf)

552 Judges. Here in Iowa we get to vote Yes/No on retaining judges. I *ALWAYS* vote no on all of them.



Me too! (In MO).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (v9gSJ)

Ha...I did too...in MO!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (Enq6K)

553 It's funny watching the candidate election parties, everyone just glued to their phones

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (J1Jae)

554 One thing is certain, ALL the polls heavily over-weighted the Third Party candidates.

What was reported... 6~8% is now barely busting 2% when the rubber hit the road.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (ry4ab)

555 481 Ohio called for Trump!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:30 PM (iONHu)

Where was this?

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (LojpD)

556 531 Geez.. I need to slow down on the drinking. I just tried to pour tequila into my glass of wine.

word, i'm already at my usual 11pm drinking amount and it's only 730. i blame this damn early darkness time.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (Z53PH)

557

If he gets MI

Shes fucked

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (1TXSC)

558 I'm old enough to remember when NoVa government workers were a very conservative lot. Even in deep blue Arlington County. That bit of bliss lasted until the Watergate rout.

Congressman Joel T Broyhill was the man who kept the riffraff out of the neighborhoods.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (TnUKj)

559 Gosh.


Do you think that the pressure from FBI agents on Comey to reopen the case might have a little something to do with this?



Because I do.

I do.


Many indictments and affidavits are being prepared .


Right now.


Posted by: Never Gump at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (zu88C)

560
The Upshot 5 minutes ago

At 9:30 pm Eastern, Upshot Electoral vote forecast: 269 Trump. 269 Clinton.

http://nyti.ms/2fekKn2

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (kdS6q)

561 I'm cheering for the Jets in a rugged, fast-moving fight.

I'm also cheering for Trump.

The Jets are kicking the Stars' collective ass up and down the ice, 4-1.

Portentious?

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (h1usM)

562 Does anyone know what the doctor gives you if you take Viagra and your boner won't go down?

Cuz if Trump wins this, my boner may never go down.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (1JnAL)

563 Thanks, Grammie - I like you too. I enjoyed winning the Series with other Cubs fans like you!

I live in DuPage. Should be solid red with Roskam, but I think the social status vote demands a vote for Clinton.

Anecdotally, my son told me they had a mock vote at lunch for his elementary school. Hillary won. He said he voted for Trump because I was voting for Trump.

Sigh - heart melted. Felt it was God telling me he is in control and there are things WAY more important than this.

But still - MAGA!!!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (Dc/ui)

564 412
Oh.

If Trump wins...... wtf am I going to do with all this ammo?
----------
Hold on to it. Trump hasn't taken the wheel yet, the Democrats are gonna be super-poor losers, and the vast majority of Presidential assassains were leftist assholes.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (ry4ab)

565 He is going to take MI, VA and NH too.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (iONHu)

566 MSM: 'We don't know what happened, our queen! We talked about him saying pussy! We covered up all your corruption.'
HDR: Don't worry, TFG will give us all a nice pardon.

lol good fucking riddance

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (a9Ky4)

567 It may be that the Never Trumper beltway bandits in NOVA just stayed home this year, instead of coming out to vote for Hillary

Ace had it wrong- most of them never intended to vote for Hillary, they just found Trump unacceptable mostly because he, like Clinton, is.

Go long on Brawndo futures.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (KRwzj)

568 Trump up in new h....wtf!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (9n0dl)

569 That graph is phallic.

Posted by: Patient Weiner at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (FXW24)

570
Dear Lord, this is how I felt in the bottom of the 9th, game 6 of the '86 series. Times like a bazillion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (mbhDw)

571 Trump now leading by less than 4k votes in Virginia. Fairfax only 80% in. ARRGH.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (dAXyx)

572 Ha...I did too...in MO!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (Enq6K)

As did I, in IA.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (X0CTs)

573 What are these "NYT Odds"? It seems like a monkey rolling dice.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (/cksx)

574 The NY Times dial thing is making me crazy!!!!

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (fxdyE)

575 Fox says Joe Manchin says "he's not committed to staying a democrat if it's a i50/50 split in the senate."

Welcome to the dark side, bud. We've got cookies.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (ef6pV)

576 384
Crazy how every Urban area has been packaged and ready to go to throw Hillary out in front.

Things that make you go hmmm.
Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:26 PM (fxdyE)


Actually, I'm glad to see the urban areas report first.

If they go last, then they know how many votes they have to "find".

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

577 Guys.. seriously.. my poor husbands about to have another stroke. Why are most you so optimistic about Florida? All of Broward hasn't reported yet.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (CNHr1)

578 Any Lou Dobbs fans...he's on Fox Business....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (br2jI)

579 Forget VA. Shes a cock tease

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (1TXSC)

580 Election's over, boys. Trump won.


But If you're still waiting in line somewhere, go ahead and vote to increase the size of the middle finger to the elites, GOP, Dems and media.

Posted by: ElKomandante at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (5cbpq)

581
If he gets MI Shes fucked
Posted by: ThunderB




Not by me she ain't.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (kdS6q)

582 Trump took the lead in NH?

Nobody tells me anything.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (d76uN)

583 When did they call it for Secretariat in '04 and by how much?

Just being cautious here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (mbhDw)

All I remember is Dad yelling at the TV and being really happy and excited. And seeing the entire map going for Reagan.

Damn fine memory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (92kX2)

584 Trump retook the lead in New Hampshire.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (G8TO0)

585 GOALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

5-1 Jets!!!

*CHUG*

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (h1usM)

586 >>The single payer healthcare in Colorado is being handily defeated, thank God.


PHEW! That one was going to prompt us to move, for reals.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (NOIQH)

587 https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/796179225023746049/photo/1 Trump with 53% of winning

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (y3aQB)

588 559
Many indictments and affidavits are being prepared .


Right now.
----
More like many hasty travel arrangements and airline ticket purchases are being prepared. Right now.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (ry4ab)

589 562 Does anyone know what the doctor gives you if you take Viagra and your boner won't go down?

We split it open like a hot dog...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (Mt8T4)

590 Fucking Virginia

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (gcme+)

591 I'm debating which live feed to watch. Usually, yeah MSNBC.


However, if Trump pulls this out, I'm thinking someone at CNN might go insane on air and I don't want to miss that.



Choices....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (23lwL)

592 548 OK, I ate something. I am now slightly sober. Is it safe to turn on the TV?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (P8951)

Sober? No. No TV. Trust me. Stay here. Drink moar.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (uyrlv)

593 Folks, word of caution here. IF (big IF) Trump wins, there will be riots. Shit will get burned. Keep safe out there and lock and load.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (pUDQf)

594 He astonishes.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (LbXNI)

595 Update: all is well. Fire is out. Fire department did their thing, and they brought in a big tractor and disc harrow, and plowed up a circle around the fire. Flames have gone, completely. Fire equipment still on site, but danger is past.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (CUYn5)

596 PHEW! That one was going to prompt us to move, for reals.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (NOIQH)

Ditto!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (G8TO0)

597
Hey... Trump with the House and Senate.

Schwing

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (JmjOe)

598 584 Trump retook the lead in New Hampshire.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (G8TO0)


Say, what?! I thought they called it for Nurse Nasty like 2 hours ago?!

YAY!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (mbhDw)

599 If Trump wins I am going to go dip my balls in pudding. Should I go traditional chocolate or more the exotic butterscotch?

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (cGlgB)

600 Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 10:33 PM (P8951)
Go for it Donna

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (Q5Ymk)

601 I voted "Yes" on the state of GA taking over failing skools (which the NAACP and teachers union hate).

I voted "No" on the latest ESPLOST increasing our sales taxes AGAIN for our skools.

When a brand, spanking new school had to be repainted last year at a cost of over $50,000 because the FSA in the neighborhood weren't pleased with the color......

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (PY9jH)

602 The Dallas Stars' Stanley Cup win is as bogus as JFK's presidential election win. The Sabres were robbed.

Go Jets go!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (h1usM)

603 If Trump wins, I will be very forgiving toward the utter dolts who cast their ballots for the Monster.

If Hillary wins, they all die in agony. Um, symbolically, I mean.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (8mIih)

604 NYTimes probability of victory now up to 54% Trump

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (P1C8m)

605 Trump, you magnificent bastard, are a CLOSER!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (xhKov)

606 Ah, Manchin. Ever the opportunistic scumbag.

Posted by: gerg at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (LZC7e)

607 Damn Canucks. Why you wanna rain on my parade?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (/tuJf)

608 55% Trump!!!

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (fxdyE)

609 Please Lord, may tonight be a night in which Hillary poops her pants, both literally and figuratively!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (LOCmW)

610 NYT has trump 53 % to win Michigan and thus the presidency.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (iWW0H)

611 Remember he needs to run the table

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM (1TXSC)

Yeah, there's that, but I'm from Indiana and still copping a buzz over Evan Bayh's defeat. His tears taste like honeysuckle.

Posted by: troyriser at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (mbhHA)

612 I'm debating which live feed to watch. Usually, yeah MSNBC.
*****************

So many heads exploding, and not enough time to see it all.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (G8TO0)

613 >>When did they call it for Secretariat in '04 and by how much?

Heh. I vividly remember all of the morning news people dressed in black, as if planning to attend a funeral, with such somber expressions.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (NOIQH)

614 55% trump!!

Posted by: Not the mama at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (QqZA8)

615 FBN calls NM for Bitchface. LA called for Trump.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (97XyN)

616 Anybody pick Trump to win Virginia? Major pot-winner on the office pool there. Also NC going Trump's way.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (ry4ab)

617 NOT Fox Business. Turn that on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:31 PM
------------------------------------------------------------
I normally watch FBN. Just wanted to see Megyn Kelly's face; like she's smelling a bad smell.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (o38N1)

618 Hillary wins New Mexico per Fox..

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (ef6pV)

619 If Hillary wins I'm blaming Katy Perry and Jon Bon Jovi for everything that happens from now on.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (8zHLN)

620
Okay. Seriously. A majority of you are saying Trump will definitely win????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (mbhDw)

621 CoonAsses for Trump. Go Team!

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (X8p7j)

622
Ivanka Trump 12 minutes ago

Watching the votes come in at HQ

[pic]

twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/796177331559788544




Mommy!

Err --- I mean...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (kdS6q)

623 One thing is certain, ALL the polls heavily over-weighted the Third Party candidates.

That happens every election. When it comes time to pull the lever, many of those who said in a poll that they'd vote third party decide to hold their nose and vote for someone who'll break double digits.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (KRwzj)

624 New poster here but long time reader, just want to say thanks for the info and laughs makes this a little less nerve rattling.

Posted by: mindlessdroid at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (PWv7x)

625 Beast wins NM

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (6IPEM)

626 578
Any Lou Dobbs fans...he's on Fox Business....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (br2jI)

I heart Lou Dobbs.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (Enq6K)

627

Virginia is a tease. All red until the blue balls northern counties roll in

Forget it Jake . Its Fed Town

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (1TXSC)

628 NM just called for Cankles..... but that's not a surprise, right?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (br2jI)

629 NY Times has Trump taking Michigan... omfg Michigan.... fucking Michigan... holy fucking shit on a saltine cracker!

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (cGlgB)

630 I may type a little slowly. Michigan up 55 % chance for trump.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (iWW0H)

631 heh-heh. I'll bet that the NYT times doesn't do the gauge thing again!

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (LbXNI)

632 NH going back and forth. Hillary up right now.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (OAlmw)

633 Cobs, please unban me at cjrmo

Posted by: Harry paratestes at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (0MdOJ)

634 I'll keep my eye on the futures market. If they keep free falling trump might just win this.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (gcme+)

635 593 Folks, word of caution here. IF (big IF) Trump wins, there will be riots. Shit will get burned. Keep safe out there and lock and load.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (pUDQf)

---

I'm at the VA hospital here in CenTex.

No worries.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (Eabwd)

636 @595: Great to hear that, AOP! There's nothing scarier than wildfire.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (5dOnv)

637 see the updates in the main post



unbelievable

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2016 10:29 PM (8rNrN)

It's a schlong.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (P/kVC)

638 Watching with my dad. He flipped to MSNBC to see their coverage, and Rachel looked VERY down. Oh please let me see her when they announce Hillary loses!

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (mCohb)

639 587 https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/796179225023746049/photo/1 Trump with 53% of winning
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:35 PM (y3aQB)



That probably pisses her ass off.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (z/Ubi)

640 #599: How about you really think outside the box and go with pistachio?

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (0OG8D)

641 But if you count up every minority vote that wasn't cast, and assume that it would of course be 100% Democrat, we would have won this election. So if it wasn't for racist vote suppression, this would have been another Democratic victory.

This is why we must have mandatory voting, by internet, and why Google must audit the results.

Posted by: NY Times found in DeLorean at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (OhTOr)

642

Who cares who wins? I like boy bum!

Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (Mt8T4)

643 First draft of a possible Trump acceptance speech:

"And to Hillary, I just want to say, How does my ass taste now?...and your fat. A fat loser."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (ej1L0)

644 If Trump wins, the number of flaming skulls should equal the number
of states he wins... and pudding, yes, pudding, Daddy gets sweet silky cool pudding...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (pqmvE)

645 Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (cGlg
I'm waiting for the flaming skulls with pudding cups.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (Q5Ymk)

646 Let me be the first to wish our leftist brethern fair winds and greener grass where ever their asses land. Bon Voyage, Auf Wedersein, and may the Good Lord take a like'n to you, and blow you up REAL soon.


Buh-bye...

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (U9MXT)

647 606 Ah, Manchin. Ever the opportunistic scumbag.
Posted by: gerg at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (LZC7e)

He can be the 51st vote to repeal Obamacare this time.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (LojpD)

648






White House Press Secretary Sean Hannity

Posted by: Never Gump at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (zu88C)

649 599 If Trump wins I am going to go dip my balls in pudding. Should I go traditional chocolate or more the exotic butterscotch?

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (cGlgB)


You know this would call fro both.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (uyrlv)

650 IF Trump wins this, I plan to tune in to MSDNC and CNN at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.

The lamentations of the women and so-called men should be epic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (PY9jH)

651 59% Trump

53% Trump in Michigan.

WINNING.

I need to fetch Pepe.

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (fxdyE)

652 Kasich tweeted a congrats to Rubio. Hey dude- go deliver some mail off a short pier.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (Dc/ui)

653 562 Does anyone know what the doctor gives you if you take Viagra and your boner won't go down?

Cuz if Trump wins this, my boner may never go down.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (1JnAL)
They drain it out with a syringe, hon

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (wczgi)

654 511.
Me too.
Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (Qmwmf)

655

Trump needs all the swing states . She needs one, i think . He picks off a blue state

Well


Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (1TXSC)

656 > "She's falling in the odds like she falls on the street.
Now 51% for TRUMP.

"I have no idea what the hell this thing is or why it's trying to raise my expectations to hurt me emotionally later"-Ace


Heh heh.

Posted by: Anon at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (/YZl/)

657 Why is FBN not calling GA?

Posted by: Njconservative at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (NvEiB)

658 he single payer healthcare in Colorado is being handily defeated, thank God.


PHEW! That one was going to prompt us to move, for reals.


Oh thank God. I hope the suicide bill does too.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (So9FI)

659 NY fucking T's

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (ce4zT)

660 I'm on my second bottle of wine because my husband has Fox on the TV in the other room and keeps coming in with updates. I'm watching Buffy, up to season 5, and just checking in a AOSHQ.

Posted by: Frfly1 at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (HBU7W)

661 599 If Trump wins I am going to go dip my balls in pudding. Should I go traditional chocolate or more the exotic butterscotch?

---

butterscotch is closer to orange

Posted by: Austin Powers at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (EZDs2)

662 Fuck me. How is this even possible?

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (/x6xU)

663 Have any of the major nets called FL for Trump yet?

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (JBggj)

664 58%

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (TJCSB)

665 Praying. Praying. Praying. I want her to go to jail.

Posted by: Jmel at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (GXNWP)

666 Good news Alberta!! Thanks for the update!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (CNHr1)

667 He's cannibalizing her path.

They've got to be panicking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (v9gSJ)

668 Trump leading by only 3k in Virginia. Fairfax still only 80% in.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (dAXyx)

669 ELEVEN FUCKING VOTE LEAD IN OHIO.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (JmjOe)

670 Yeesh. This feels a lot different than the farce that was the Mittens election. It's more nerve-wracking, actually. I wonder if I got enough booze for the evening.

Cautious pessimism is what I feel. Which is better than the resigned fatalism I usually feel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (h1PKb)

671 Trump will take OH. That's not in doubt

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (6IPEM)

672
This is not my computer.

Dear Heaven Above,

I sure wish the Don would win Florida and then go on to win 270.

In the meantime, I drink. Read to be cast into political Antartica where I will face the monster, The Thing.

But maybe somehow I will have a young Kurt Rusell on my side.

Well, we'll have to ask a moribund Mr. Disney.








Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (dDOWg)

673 59% Trump omg

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (P1C8m)

674
Must

Keep

Expectations

Low

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (BO/km)

675 What the fuck PA? Thought it was going to be closer

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (gcme+)

676 Just got home from a meeting and am now starting on my first double Benchmark. Only an inch or two left in the bottle so may have to shift to wodka later.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (zLDYs)

677 Trump took Ohio by 6 points. The polls were totally jacked up $hit this time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (iONHu)

678 Steve Schale
@steveschale
This is pretty remarkable - in 41 counties in Florida, Trump's share is better than the best share that any R has gotten since 2000

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (y3aQB)

679 Trump is killing Clinton in Ohio.

This speaks well for Michigan, which has some similar demographics.

The plot thickens!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (S6Pax)

680 If Trump takes MI it could be dominoes falling westward, WI, MN.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (XoldI)

681 Okay. Seriously. A majority of you are saying Trump will definitely win????

No. He's doing better than expected, but he has to do a LOT better than expected to pull it off.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (KRwzj)

682 629 NY Times has Trump taking Michigan... omfg Michigan.... fucking Michigan... holy fucking shit on a saltine cracker!
Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (cGlgB)



My brother just moved back to MI after years in CA..... I convinced him to vote Trump, and he confirmed to me this morning that he did....

So you all are welcome.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (br2jI)

683 58% Trump. When it gets to 65, SELL!

Posted by: Austin Powers at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (EZDs2)

684

MeAgain whining because she wants to go out to dinner.. that says ALOT about what she knows behind the scenes...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (Mt8T4)

685 Remember, if your erection lasts longer nor than 4 hours just look at a picture of Shillary.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (xInes)

686 Stock markets in Asia are crashing. US stock futures are crashing. Lots of fun!

Posted by: Dogstar at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (oHGzc)

687 Wtf, Georgia?? Why is this so close?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (6IPEM)

688 Why is FBN not calling GA?
Posted by: Njconservative at November 08, 2016 10:39 PM (NvEiB)




Atlanta metro.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (GUBah)

689 My groovy babies.... if you want to see pure bugs bunny style comedy turn on the big three networks. They are in full fetal position and it's glorious!!!

Posted by: Bonedaddi at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (dE9Jm)

690 White House Press Secretary Sean Hannity
Posted by: Never Gump at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (zu88C)
-------------------------------------------------

NOOOooooooooooooooo...........

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (NUqwG)

691 599 If Trump wins I am going to go dip my balls in pudding. Should I go traditional chocolate or more the exotic butterscotch?
Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM


You've got two (presumably), no need to choose!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (sMt7r)

692 More like many hasty travel arrangements and airline ticket purchases are being prepared. Right now.

Posted by: exdem13

====

"Extradition"

"Frozen bank accounts"


"Seized CGI assets"

Posted by: Never Gump at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (zu88C)

693 Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (gcme+)

Phillthy is in

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (y3aQB)

694 Arlington and Fairfax should be ceded to DC.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (dAXyx)

695 White House Press Secretary Sean Hannity
Posted by: Never Gump at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (zu88C)


that's funny

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (oAY8z)

696 A lot of Virginia Beach still out, which probably helps Trump depending on precinct.

Virginia a squeaker!

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (hA1V+)

697 Beast wins NM

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (6IPEM)
========================================

There's a lot of witches and shamans in New Mexico.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (dFi94)

698
Portentious?

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (h1usM)


Only to a Stars fan watching them melt like an ice cream cone in the back seat.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (7N6ox)

699 Here's a question for the Horde: What do you automatically vote against?

California propositions. What's the point of a legislature with all these things?

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (/cksx)

700 Ha-ha!! Trump leading Hildabeast 10% in Ohio with 50% of votes tallied!!
http://tinyurl.com/of2jr8s

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (ry4ab)

701 If Trump pulls this off...

...there is not enough pudding.

There is simply not enough pudding.

My balls are going to look at the Wonka chocolate river and laugh at it.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (P1C8m)

702 VA-3,4,8,10,11 for the Beast. +2450 votes for Trump now :-(

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (tHwdc)

703 'They drain it out with a syringe, hon'


It just went down.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (BO/km)

704 what's the over under on number of skulls?
i've never seen more than i think 4 or 5. i'd like to see 10?

i'm already at midnight drinking levels and it's only 730 pm. should have taken a day off tomorrow

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (Z53PH)

705 679 Trump is killing Clinton in Ohio.

This speaks well for Michigan, which has some similar demographics.

The plot thickens!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (S6Pax)


Remember, she pulled out of OH several weeks ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (mbhDw)

706 Geez.. I need to slow down on the drinking. I just tried to pour tequila into my glass of wine.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:21 PM (CNHr1)


This is why I dig this place.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (no0Da)

707 650
IF Trump wins this, I plan to tune in to MSDNC and CNN at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.

The lamentations of the women and so-called men should be epic.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (PY9jH)


I want suicide death pools for 'newspeople' and celebrities.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (23lwL)

708 620
Okay. Seriously. A majority of you are saying Trump will definitely win????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (mbhDw)

I'm so afraid we're all being punked right now by news networks and at 11pm all of a sudden new votes in every state get reported for her. I'm not rational at the moment.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (/1KcA)

709
daily mail has good interactive map that uploads states as actual votes come in.

Posted by: somebody not watching at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (ODxAs)

710 What the fuck PA? Thought it was going to be closer
Posted by: IC

Really, there was never any real chance of Trump winning Pennsylvania.

This is no surprise to me.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (S6Pax)

711 What the fuck PA? Thought it was going to be closer

Somewhere a Brandon quietly shed a tear.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (KRwzj)

712 593 Folks, word of caution here. IF (big IF) Trump wins, there will be riots. Shit will get burned. Keep safe out there and lock and load.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (pUDQf)

------------------

I absolutely agree. It's going to get very ugly in some areas.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (hYNPr)

713 My six year old about an hour ago told me "Daddy, I voted at school today for president. I voted for the boy because mama said the girl was the a thief and a liar."

From the mouths of babes.....

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (SUtNI)

714
Okay. Seriously. A majority of you are saying Trump will definitely win????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Safe + what he's flipped, which includes FL and OH, if he flips VA too -- he's at 272


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (kdS6q)

715
407
I don't get how that nervous little shifty-eyed squirrel Krugman is famous. Have you ever seen him in person? Very unimpressive.


Posted by: Innocent Intruder at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (NnR9q)







About 25-30 years ago, he did some innovative work on a particularly obscure and ultimately, irrelevant theory of economics, which got him a Nobel. He leveraged that irrelevancy (and a caustic arrogance) into TV commentary on economics, and when that became too difficult, he branched out into the MUCH easier realms of political punditry.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (LuZz8)

716 So what's going on, Horde? Heard there was an election tonight.

Posted by: Soona at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (Fmupd)

717 It's ok, New Mexico. We're not mad. But, maybe we just build the wall to your northern border?

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (Dc/ui)

718 Virginia will break my heart. I know she will

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (oAY8z)

719
"And to Hillary, I just want to say, How does my ass taste now?...and your fat. A fat loser."


And you're a drunk. A drunk like Eddie Van Halen! Oh, sorry Eddie - love your music, always have! Are you available for my inauguration? I'm sure I can put my hands on Jack Daniels.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (LbXNI)

720 Trump has a small lead in....Minnesota.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (Enq6K)

721 Can't keep track of which thread I'm polluting. I really should have been a more active member here, as I feel I "know" many of you. Of course, when the Gestapo shows up, I don't know any of you. Just so we're clear.

Per the boss.

I KEEED.

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (tRFUP)

722 Atlanta metro.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (GUBah)


Or, as the rest of Georgia calls it, "Federally occupied Atlanta."

NE liberal locusts and FSA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (PY9jH)

723 i'm already at midnight drinking levels and it's only 730 pm. should have taken a day off tomorrow

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (Z53PH)


Can you call in now....?...? Might be a good idea...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (23lwL)

724 Still reason winning over stupidity is always a good thing. Congratulations.

-
Raise the minimum wage ahead in CO.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (Nwg0u)

725 Dow Futures crashing nearly 500 points, Good Lord.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (G8TO0)

726 624 New poster here but long time reader, just want to say thanks for the info and laughs makes this a little less nerve rattling.

Posted by: mindlessdroid at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (PWv7x)


Welcome!

*pours a shot of tequila (the good stuff)*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (uyrlv)

727 What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (wU2ZJ)

728 691 - Well played Sir. Well. Played.

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (7vTEZ)

729 Stirewalt earlier was snidely remarking that Trump's blue collar voters didn't show up.

They're now showing up in Ohio.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (hA1V+)

730 Trump has a small lead in....Minnesota.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (Enq6K)

was only 5% but that would be sweet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (dELE3)

731 Repubs keep the House...CNN

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (23lwL)

732 NYT still predicting very solid (95+) win for clinton in VA...

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (a9Ky4)

733 637: I am about to whip it out

Posted by: John Holmes at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (O+RfY)

734 So you all are welcome.


Posted by: Dirty Randy

You are a GREAT AMERICAN!


Take a bow!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (S6Pax)

735 dow futures -500. those insulated beltway elites always catch on too late. hope you didn't buy up the comey headfake rally yesterday

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (Z53PH)

736 "This is pretty remarkable - in 41 counties in Florida, Trump's share is better than the best share that any R has gotten since 2000"

Trumpism resonates with more people than GOPEism? I know I left my shocked face around here somewhere...

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (ghHQE)

737 So what in the hell is going on in PA??? I haven't heard anything.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (sdi6R)

738 714
Okay. Seriously. A majority of you are saying Trump will definitely win????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Safe + what he's flipped, which includes FL and OH, if he flips VA too -- he's at 272


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:41 PM (kdS6q)



LDC:

Your commentary is a gold standard IMHO. WOW!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (mbhDw)

739 I voted "Yes" on the state of GA taking over failing skools (which the NAACP and teachers union hate).

I voted yes for very same reason!

Posted by: djrichiep at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (dRt1Q)

740 Univision on in the background, lots of sad faces there, especially Jorge Ramos. I wonder if he will flee to Canada if Trump wins?

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (NbRJx)

741 Comments. Moving. So. Fast.

Gave up on Fox and MeAgain silly non-sequitur commentary. CNN seems to do math and county drilling quite well.

Posted by: jdwill at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (EEqRQ)

742 GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!


6!!!!!!!! to!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!

JETS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (h1usM)

743 Been lurking for years. Whats up everyone, been a while. How bout this election, eh? Eh?

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (zZ7AQ)

744 these counterculture kids were really fighting the same thing we are today ... but they got misled, as many do.

janis joplin ... for a little interlude from the stress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGuJ34062s

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (LhGBu)

745 I might point out that Barky McFuckstick made this a referendum on his legacy.

I hope everyone takes an opportunity to point that out tomorrow when Preznit Elect Trump takes the podium.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (+DiO8)

746 I've got a Miller Lite here with Sefton's name on it.

And it's a TALL BOY.

Because that's how I roll.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (4ErVI)

747 687 Wtf, Georgia?? Why is this so close?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (6IPEM)

Huh? Trumps up by like 25 points.... at least at FBN....

Of course they are saying they don't want to call it yet for some reason, but what could that be?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (br2jI)

748 Chance of holding the Senate is 83%. This is extremely important.

If Trump wins and we lose the Senate, that means that the Dem Senate gets 2.5 weeks of control before Trump is sworn in. More than enough time to ram Merrick Garland through.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (P1C8m)

749 Watch PA, Clinton needs huge margins to ensure she keeps the lead when the central and northern parts of the state come rolling in for Trump

Posted by: Njconservative at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (NvEiB)

750 708 620
Okay. Seriously. A majority of you are saying Trump will definitely win????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (mbhDw)

I'm so afraid we're all being punked right now by news networks and at 11pm all of a sudden new votes in every state get reported for her. I'm not rational at the moment.

Posted by: tdpwells

Not definitely, but NYT has Michigan going for Trump which is the break in the wall he needs.


Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (iWW0H)

751 My groovy babies.... if you want to see pure bugs bunny style comedy turn on the big three networks. They are in full fetal position and it's glorious!!!



Posted by: Bonedaddi at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (dE9Jm)

Eh. I'll wait for the post mortem recaps tomorrow, then roll all over it like a dog on an elk carcass.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (h1PKb)

752 That Pence pick seems to have really solidified IN.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (Dc/ui)

753

Fox is just masturbating...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (Mt8T4)

754 shaking so bad I forgot to desock.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (zu88C)

755 Sheesh i keep falling farther and farther behind.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (UJkDW)

756 Somebody check with Winston Wolf to see if it's time.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (Y5Lq7)

757
He's doing better than expected, but he has to do a LOT better than expected to pull it off.
Posted by: Hollowpoint




I shall fill a crystal goblet with your tears, and drink from it deeply.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (kdS6q)

758 @725 "Dow Futures crashing nearly 500 points, Good Lord."
Because the market has concluded 49% of the country are idiots.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (OhTOr)

759

Forget VA. Not trolling here but dont count on it

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (1TXSC)

760 Anybody know why Georgia hasn't been called for Trump?

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (88xKn)

761 I voted in Georgia this morning, early. Lots of women, black women especially, and a grinning hijab walked by after she voted.

Posted by: smackdab at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (sO6CM)

762 746 I've got a Miller Lite here with Sefton's name on it.

And it's a TALL BOY.

Because that's how I roll.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (4ErVI)



It's like Apollo 13, Overlord and the '86 fuckin' Mets rolled into 1. Times infinity.

My kishkes are all gefluchten!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (mbhDw)

763 Shep just shushed the guy. ITS CLOSE DON'T CALL IT he said.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (hMqvx)

764 I have officially broken out the popcorn. Bachman's.

Posted by: Austin Powers at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (EZDs2)

765 unbelievable

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (guIHw)

766 If the commie Skandis in Minnesota go for Trump, the end is nigh.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (dFi94)

767 If you bastards get my hopes up.

I remember being here in '12 and saying goodbye to my country....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (oAY8z)

768 If CA and NY were broken up into States, this would be over already

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (dELE3)

769 OOOOMMMMGGGGG. This is happening!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (7vTEZ)

770 682 629 NY Times has Trump taking Michigan... omfg Michigan.... fucking Michigan... holy fucking shit on a saltine cracker!
Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (cGlgB)
--------
My brother just moved back to MI after years in CA..... I convinced him to vote Trump, and he confirmed to me this morning that he did....

So you all are welcome.
---------
Good job there. Now, the vote is slowly coming in for MI since parts of them are Central Time... But it could be good!
http://tinyurl.com/qhxmcfv

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (ry4ab)

771 breaking news: fed decides it's time to raise rates by 2pct tomorrow.

breaking news: dow plunges 8000 points, country blames donald trump.

breaking news: obama drinks a slurpee

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (Z53PH)

772
Been lurking for years. Whats up everyone, been a while. How bout this election, eh? Eh?

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (zZ7AQ)


OMG!!! YUUUGE HUGS!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (PY9jH)

773 Beast now leads Trump in VA by 5k votes.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (dAXyx)

774 No matter what happens, Hillary was supposed to have given her victory speech by now. Her supporters and #NeverTrump must be vomiting blood

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (Ya7zs)

775 763 Shep just shushed the guy. ITS CLOSE DON'T CALL IT he said.
Posted by: USNtakim at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (hMqvx)

Don't jinx it! ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (X0CTs)

776 They hate you Hillary. They really hate you.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (LbXNI)

777 756 Somebody check with Winston Wolf to see if it's time.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (Y5Lq7)


Sefton Peter Meter status: semi-hard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (mbhDw)

778 Trying so hard to just not get roped in by anything. Working on a model & just having goofy nonsense on TV.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (7qAYi)

779
Okay. Seriously. A majority of you are saying Trump will definitely win????



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:37 PM (mbhDw)









Yes.

Because after I've put in my vote, that's the best thing that I can do to keep up the skeer, as it were.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (LuZz8)

780 IF Trump wins this, I plan to tune in to MSDNC and CNN at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow

I plan on avoiding the celebratory gunfire and meth binges in the nearest trailer parks. Also, looking for decent crow recipes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (KRwzj)

781 NYT's results format sucks.

It's like looking at the space shuttle's dashboard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (v9gSJ)

782 CPT Charles says Portman has won his Senate seat in Ohio. Strickland got put down hard.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (ry4ab)

783 Trump gets all the swing states, picks off a blue state

Oh baby


But we are not there. Wont be a short night

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (1TXSC)

784


HANS GRUBER!!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (zu88C)

785 This is looking like an ass beating.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (/tuJf)

786 The red/blue graph looks like a giant schlong!

Posted by: That Little Kid from "The Emperor's New Clothes" at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (/f6Nd)

787 Hillary: Mr. Scott i need moar Cheating!

Mr Scott: I'm giving her all she got.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (EZDs2)

788 751 My groovy babies.... if you want to see pure bugs bunny style comedy turn on the big three networks. They are in full fetal position and it's glorious!!!


Posted by: Bonedaddi at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (dE9Jm)

Eh. I'll wait for the post mortem recaps tomorrow, then roll all over it like a dog on an elk carcass.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 10:43 PM (h1PKb)


lol. I love youz guyz...in a manly way.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (uyrlv)

789 VA tightening

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (dELE3)

790 Hillary probably favored in VA by a razor's edge, but there's still a little hope

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (hA1V+)

791 Remember, if your erection lasts longer nor than 4 hours just look at a picture of Shillary.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (xInes)

========
LOL!
<pours a double>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (tHwdc)

792 So i just checked, Oklahoma is 65% deplorable. I love my state!

Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (pREVk)

793 McMuffin going to cost Trump Virginia

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (mNhs0)

794 Wasn't NH called for Hil early on?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (onq2p)

795 Wolf- "Donald Trump is doing so well..."


Yeah, suck it asshole...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (23lwL)

796
Safe + Won + MI - VA = 275

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (kdS6q)

797 mitchellvii
08/11/16 21:48
Trump looking very promising in MI.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (y3aQB)

798 If Trump wins, I'm sharing my pudding with Judge Reinhold...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (pqmvE)

799 MeAgain furious at the betrayal of her by the pollsters

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (hA1V+)

800 Oh, the unsavory things her Navy SEAL husband would do to you.



Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen


Yeah, and then there's that lol...

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (CXLVd)

801 Who has new OH numbers? Romney got about 2.661M votes. I want to compare.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (Dc/ui)

802 You see what that graph looks like, don't you? Something barbed...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (LeUrG)

803 Trish Regan is CUTE!!!!

Posted by: FBN announcent at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (g6yUI)

804 You are a GREAT AMERICAN!


Take a bow!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (S6Pax)


Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (br2jI)

805 789 VA tightening
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM

HRC is now in the lead. VA is always a tease.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (dAXyx)

806 Just getting back in.

What's the word?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (EayXl)

807 Trump leading in Michigan and Wisconsin --early

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (dELE3)

808 About 25-30 years ago, he did some innovative work on a particularly obscure and ultimately, irrelevant theory of economics, which got him a Nobel. He leveraged that irrelevancy (and a caustic arrogance) into TV commentary on economics, and when that became too difficult, he branched out into the MUCH easier realms of political punditry.

-
You left out inside man in one of the largest financial frauds of the century.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (Nwg0u)

809 The fact that GA put effing the teacher unions on the ballot as Amendment 1 shows me we still got some good blood here despite recent immigration from the NE. Man I hope we still have the strength to secede

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (/22Vh)

810 But seriously, the Mary Ann in that one is STRONG...!

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (CXLVd)

811 Is it just me or does that NYT graph look like a giant penis?

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (OhTOr)

812 Hillary's now passed Trump in VA.

*sigh*

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (tHwdc)

813 the alphabets are freaking. :-)

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (So9FI)

814 Scotch 2016 continues!

Time for a refill.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (X0CTs)

815 Did minnesota just get their fill of somalis....

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (9n0dl)

816 biggest winner this election: matt drudge

guy was pumping trump since day one. personally trump was my 2nd least favorite (behind jeb) but of course i didn't hesitate to vote against the shrilldebeast.
romney was also my least favorite in the 2012 primary. funny how they always pick that guy. i would have preferred the damn pizza guy of all people

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (Z53PH)

817 759

Forget VA. Not trolling here but dont count on it
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (1TXSC)


I never did count on VA. Too many Federal employees.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

818 FUKC YEEEEEAAHHHH¡¡!!!!!

Go MICHIGAN BABY!!!!!!!

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (kiSdp)

819 ' So what in the hell is going on in PA??? I haven't heard anything.'

I heared it. That's jes his innards. I rekon he's afixing to head out to the outhouse.

Posted by: MA at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (BO/km)

820





Is his real life?




Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (zu88C)

821 Holy sheeet. Those early numbers in WI and MI. (punches self in the dick to calm down).

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (Dc/ui)

822 The Dems are releasing the city vote first in all states. They are desparate to show Hillary winning.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (PJMpr)

823
792 So i just checked, Oklahoma is 65% deplorable. I love my state!
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2016 10:46 PM (pREVk)


--------------

Heh. Reddest state in the union.

Posted by: Soona at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (Fmupd)

824 400 Something I noticed while researching people running for office --

I checked out the libertarian candidates to see if it was worthwhile supporting them.

Every one of them were lefty loons. They think it's libertarian for the government to force anti-traditional values on everyone so long as we legalize drugs.


Assuming you're referring to religious liberty, you obviously didn't look very closely. Austin Petersen, Steve Kerbel, and Darryl Perry were all firmly opposed to discrimination against business owners who refused service on religious grounds.

Posted by: rfichoke at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (vLCft)

825
Winning Michigan? Wow

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (JmjOe)

826 I'm a nervous wreck. And I keep forgetting to drink. Seriously.

Must drink to calm nerves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (PY9jH)

827 811 Is it just me or does that NYT graph look like a giant penis?
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (OhTOr)


Michael Mann's hockey stick. Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (mbhDw)

828 How would you like to stick your head in the room with Shillary about now and scream. Bill is a rapist.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (xInes)

829 Wine is gone. Bourbon here I come.

Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (SVz6E)

830 Update: all is well. Fire is out. Fire department did their thing, and they brought in a big tractor and disc harrow, and plowed up a circle around the fire. Flames have gone, completely. Fire equipment still on site, but danger is past.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

Nice part of the country that you live in. Fire Department with a tractor and harrow. I'm envious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (/cksx)

831 Somebody check with Winston Wolf to see if it's time.
Posted by: Farmer Bob


Not time....yet.

Wouldn't be prudent.....at this juncture.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (S6Pax)

832 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)

833 RichardGrenell
08/11/16 21:48
Cuyahoga County is where you win Ohio. @RobFrostGOP started 2 years ago. Before he knew who the nominee would be. The #'s are huge!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (y3aQB)

834 Oh myde!

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (BO/km)

835 I have oatmeal raisin white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies from the bakery sitting out in my car. I'm going to go get them. It's that kind of a night.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (dFi94)

836 Someone hold me, we might be saved temporarily from the great whore of babylon!

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (cGlgB)

837 The ghost of MURTHA stalks PA.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (Q1UO3)

838 Strickland got put down hard.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM (ry4ab)

He gave us conceal carry. He wasn't as repugnant a Dem as he could have been, so I'm surprised he didn't do better even though I figured he'd lose. We like our guns here, and he was fairly well liked by the left, and tolerated by the right.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (/1KcA)

839 Tami, if you're here, thanks again for insisting I watch Fox Business.

Jeebus, what a contrast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (PY9jH)

840 I think Trump just blew the margins here too.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (Enq6K)

841 has Trump taking Michigan... omfg Michigan.... fucking Michigan... holy fucking shit on a saltine cracker!

Sweaty Teddy helped bring that in the other night.

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (ce4zT)

842 751 My groovy babies.... if you want to see pure bugs bunny style comedy turn on the big three networks. They are in full fetal position and it's glorious!!!


Posted by: Bonedaddi at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM (dE9Jm)

----------------------------

I was watching American Greed reruns until I read that.

Damn, Charlie Rose looks like he's doing a funeral.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (ZsN9X)

843 Somebody check with Winston Wolf to see if it's time.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (Y5Lq7)





Sefton Peter Meter status: semi-hard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:45 PM


Not yet, gentlemen...not...yet....

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (QZLci)

844 Queen to the Green Room please. Warm up on We Are The Champions / We Will Rock You. Queen to the Green Room!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (JO9+V)

845 I'm watching for PA--southern central PA is seriously red. If the rest of the state can smother Philly we may actually make a positive difference this time....

Posted by: Jenk at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (MCeFD)

846 Just got back from a pre residency interview dinner. Damn. Glad to see Le Grande Orange is still in it!

Posted by: Jackal at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (TkOBg)

847 839
Tami, if you're here, thanks again for insisting I watch Fox Business.

Jeebus, what a contrast.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (PY9jH)

Oh yeah....leap and bounds better than FNC.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (Enq6K)

848 Early in WI Trump up by 6%.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (XoldI)

849 As I may have mentioned, I originally come from central PA (Lycoming County) - my secondhand sources tell me everyone hates the Beast and will cast votes accordingly. Not sure if that moves the needle - but last go-round there were a few voting for O just to show they were part of the modern world - but GUNS GUNS GUNS - big deal up there this time.

Did I mention we are burying arms and ammo in the hills of central PA to prepare for the Beast?

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (tRFUP)

850
I gotta pee . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (mbhDw)

851 570
Dear Lord, this is how I felt in the bottom of the 9th, game 6 of the '86 series. Times like a bazillion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:34 PM (mbhDw)

That night was FUCKING GLORIOUS!

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (r5O/2)

852 MURTHA has DEAD HAND CONTROL of PA.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (AhPGR)

853 Bigly !

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (c6/9Q)

854 826 I'm a nervous wreck. And I keep forgetting to drink. Seriously.

Must drink to calm nerves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (PY9jH)


i'll remind you every time I drink...because I care. oops! Refill!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (uyrlv)

855 NYT "Our best guess right now is that Donald Trump is on track to win. Below, our estimates of three key indicators:"

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (LbXNI)

856 Keeping The FAB out of the White House will be the crowing achievement of my Political Life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (dELE3)

857
About 25-30 years ago, he did some innovative work
on a particularly obscure and ultimately, irrelevant theory of
economics, which got him a Nobel. He leveraged that irrelevancy (and a
caustic arrogance) into TV commentary on economics, and when that became
too difficult, he branched out into the MUCH easier realms of political
punditry.



-

You left out inside man in one of the largest financial frauds of the century.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (Nwg0u)








Well, yes. But that was pretty much after he got famous (which was the original question )

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (LuZz8)

858 The girl on daily caller is nice to look at and smiley smart. Their hosts more tolerable thenfox

Posted by: Shiggz at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (G7wcY)

859 Mmmmmmmmm
Trish

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (r5O/2)

860 829 Wine is gone. Bourbon here I come.
Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (SVz6E)

I recommend scotch.

Because Scotch 2016!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (X0CTs)

861 Can someone shrink the type? This is annoying af

Posted by: Mr Pink at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (LQjcH)

862 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done

And deliver us from evil! Amen.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (3C9q2)

Posted by: The ghosts of Benghazi at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (zu88C)

864

Ivanka, nothing under that dress...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (Mt8T4)

865 OMG for real Charles Gibson on abc news. For real. Looks like a terrace at the assisted living facility down the street from my house

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

He's amazed at how "dividd" the country is

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (3CFdj)

866 FBN has Trish Regan. That is all.

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (88xKn)

867 I wish VA would make the urbs and NoVa report before the more rural areas. Then WE could find votes hidden in old mine shafts or pig pens instead of THEM finding them in filing cabinets and BMW trunks.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (Nox3c)

868 Heh.. Facebook is........ silent.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (JmjOe)

869 Hillary's chances are collapsing just like her weak legs on 9-11, or that time when she tried to climb a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Josh at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (G/pqk)

870 NYT has PA looking like Michigan looked 20 minutes ago. Clinton with 53 % chance to win. . Down drastically. PA is not done yet.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (iWW0H)

871 Not yet, gentlemen...not...yet....

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (QZLci)



My thoughts exactly. Not till the last out. Not till the last out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (auHtY)

872 Everywhere outside of 9 counties in PA is red.

Posted by: Capt Morgan at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (89T5c)

873 Michiganders, or anybody who knows - are these numbers meaningful, given the timeline of different regions reporting in?


Meaningful, as in representative, more or less, for the whole state? As opposed to FL, where you have the Panhandle vs. south Florida thing, or VA, where I still think it will be hard to stay ahead once Fairfax and Arlington are done?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (QDnY+)

874 he pulls this off and Donald has my permission to punch me in the dick any times he wants

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (EZDs2)

875 There needs to be a link to the bottom. The long list of comments is oppressing my right to read the comments. I'm going to break the glass ceiling but I can't do it with finger cramps!

Posted by: H at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (xrgKT)

876 virginia going to clinton

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (8rNrN)

877 I was just telling my wife what I was doing this time four years ago. I had shut the tv off and was drinking bourbon as fast as I could get it down. I called it for Obama before the networks did.

I can't tell you how awesome it feels to still see an avenue to victory right now. So different from the last two elections.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (SUtNI)

878 maybe the GOP should just impeach trump on day 1 and let pence take over? thoughts?

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (Z53PH)

879 I am ONLY watching FOX Business...are CNN and MSNBC imploding?

Fredo must be fuming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (dELE3)

880 You can't stop a rising tide.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (/tuJf)

881
Before we get Mr. Wolfe here, wait for VA with 98% of vote in.

Posted by: somebody not watching at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (ODxAs)

882 Does that mean the flaming pineapple wrapped in barbed wire doesn't have to get shoved up my you-know-what?

Posted by: James "Straight Knob Gobbler" inquired of the angry mob. at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (OhTOr)

883 I shall fill a crystal goblet with your tears, and drink from it deeply.

I shall fill my truck with materials for a fallout shelter. You're not invited.

It's a lot closer than I thought it would be, but I still think Hillary will win- an outcome I am not at all OK with.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (KRwzj)

884 "So i just checked, Oklahoma is 65% deplorable. I love my state!"

Didn't she say only "half" of Trump's people were deplorable? Even Democrats don't get 130% turnout...

(Even though I've been predicting it, I'm still surprised just how deplorable my fellow Minnesotans are...)

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (ghHQE)

885 Ding dong muthaf'r

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (BO/km)

886 Please God.
Say yes.

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (QJIMk)

887 i'm doing this sober

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (0O7c5)

Time enough for celebrating, later. (high five)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (CUYn5)

888 i'll remind you every time I drink...because I care. oops! Refill!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (uyrlv)


Thanks! Husband is out with his weekly guys drinking group.

I may sneak and hit his Special Tequila.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (PY9jH)

889 Everybody go twitterbomb Kruggie about how he didn't get enough dead people and illegal aliens down to NC.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (hSD8y)

890 I am at the bar and I am the only non leftist. Just shitting on Trump.

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (lPDJu)

891 807 Trump leading in Michigan and Wisconsin --early
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (dELE3)

Milwaukee and Dane Counties (Madison) will hold off on announcing results - bank on it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (P8951)

892 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I'm happy that everything's alright. I came in late but if the fire is contained, I've got a ton of Labatt's Blue here and we can hopefully watch Peter Mansbridge's head explode later in the night.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (23lwL)

893 Someone got so excited they blew out the margins.

Good times!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (4ErVI)

894 California is getting ahead of us bitter clingers in the "bullets over ballots" category.

http://tinyurl.com/oob8bol

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (ry4ab)

895 >>Someone hold me, we might be saved temporarily from the great whore of babylon!



I still want her to stroke out during her angry, bitter concession speech!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (NOIQH)

896 Thanks for blowing out the margins

Posted by: Afroman at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (oe//q)

897 Virginia is for Lovers

... of Dessicated Clam.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (EayXl)

898 829
Wine is gone. Bourbon here I come.

Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (SVz6E)

Same here! lol! Didn't have any more wine...sippin' some Eagle Rare.

Posted by: Mimzey at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (n3hky)

899

MeAgain is gonna need a potty break.

Posted by: The ghosts of Benghazi at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (zu88C)

900 Posted by: Bonedaddi at November 08, 2016 10:40 PM
---------------------------------------------------------------
The ABC libs were dazed and confused.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (o38N1)

901 virginia going to clinton

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (8rNrN)



Well she always looked a little butch to me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (auHtY)

902 La reine est morte...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (kP16F)

903 Folks, word of caution here. IF (big IF) Trump wins, there will be riots. Shit will get burned. Keep safe out there and lock and load.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (pUDQf)

Not here in my little corner of SE Michigan!!

Posted by: Bill R. at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (jKUeC)

904 137:
I'm pretty sure Gary Johnson pulls at least some of his voters from Clinton, so it's impossible to be sure whether he did or did not make the difference in a close race.

The good news is that he doesn't like like he's pulling the 5% he needs to qualify the LP for inclusion in debates. (Or something like that: there's some material advantage to a party that wins more than 5% in the previous election. Maybe matching funds? Too lazy to look it up.) Of the 7-8 states I've checked, he's over 2% and under 4% in all of them, under 3% in at least half - so looks like he'll be lucky to hit 3%, unless the late-reporting western states give him much bigger numbers.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (EVGpk)

905 OK, even though he'll lose it, Trump's only losing Virginia by .2%. That is a good sign, no?

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (dAXyx)

906 virginia going to clinton
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (8rNrN)

He can win without VA, and don't count VA out just yet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (dELE3)

907 Think Rove says Trump will lose!

Posted by: Dale at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (2AynV)

908 The margins, the margins boss; Somebody blew out the margins.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (X8p7j)

909 Assuming you're referring to religious liberty, you obviously didn't look very closely. Austin Petersen, Steve Kerbel, and Darryl Perry were all firmly opposed to discrimination against business owners who refused service on religious grounds.
Posted by: rfichoke at November 08, 2016 10:47 PM (vLCft)


Different state.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (xVuS6)

910 Is Donald really in this thing? Wow..I'm so cautiously optimisitically nervous...please let me wake up with a smile on my face tomorrow.

Posted by: Democrats are evil! at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (xB7fY)

911

Well, damn it. I have already given over to Mr. Jim Beam.

I just wish the bastards in the media would confirm the fucking apocalypse already!

I finally got my sweetie to watch Carpenter's _Halloween_.
After Dead Wood, No Country For Old Men, and many David Lynch films: she found _Halloween_ to be quite tepid.

She appreciated _The Thing_ and thought it was unnerving.

I have still not been able to convince her to watch _The Shinning_.

Well, that is where I am now.









Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (dDOWg)

912 888 i'll remind you every time I drink...because I care. oops! Refill!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (uyrlv)

Thanks! Husband is out with his weekly guys drinking group.

I may sneak and hit his Special Tequila.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (PY9jH)

He'll never miss it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (uyrlv)

913 Milwaukee and Dane Counties (Madison) will hold off on announcing results - bank on it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (P8951)

Seriously, can WI just give Milwaukee to IL?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (X0CTs)

914 NYT has Clinton barely holding PA!

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (K0tm3)

915 61 %

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (EZDs2)

916 890 I am at the bar and I am the only non leftist. Just shitting on Trump.
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (lPDJu)

---

If Trump wins, you need to jump on the bar and moonwalk across it while grabbing your crotch screaming "Suck it bitches!"

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (Eabwd)

917 Thanks for the dick punch Ace

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (xInes)

918 871 Not yet, gentlemen...not...yet....

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (QZLci)



My thoughts exactly. Not till the last out. Not till the last out
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM


F that, I'm getting the lotion out

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (sMt7r)

919 I'm kind of numb right now....... maybe the beers (7.2% IPA's, delicious!), maybe the tension, but mostly the fucking tension.......


Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (br2jI)

920 Ron Fournier tweet Pollsters RIP ! like he didn't know that it was BULLSHIT !?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (y3aQB)

921 Is anyone doing the hard work of checking in on msnbc to see the tears? I can't. OK, I tried twice, but it was commercials both times.

Posted by: April, proud Buckeye Deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (e8PP1)

922 The also bad news: Trump might win

Trump is a business man. He knows how things work. He knows that if something doesn't work, you do not double down on that thing, you change it.

The democrats, or anyone who works in goverment, do not understand this. Their natural impulse is to double down. And screw everything up even further.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (8mIih)

923 Jorge Ramos. I wonder if he will flee to Canada if Trump wins?

-
I wonder if Cher has bought her rocket tickets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (Nwg0u)

924 PA now 51 /49 for Clinton chances on NYT.


It's a good thing Clinton cancelled the fireworks.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (iWW0H)

925 Jane go get a shot of tequila. We'll do ti together!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (uyrlv)

926 I just remembered I have pudding cups at home

Posted by: Buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (z/Ubi)

927 How much more beautiful could Ivanka be?


None. None more beautiful.

Posted by: The ghosts of Benghazi at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (zu88C)

928 879. Brian Williams and rachel were discussing Xanax so there's that

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (3CFdj)

929 Half in the grave, half on the wing
Can't say just what tomorrow will bring
Don't want to think
Don't want to drink
But if this keeps up, I just may sing!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (vyqqu)

930 Hilary not performing in Philly!

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (2RVmA)

931 Holy fucking shit.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (OwNJe)

932
I still want her to stroke out during her angry, bitter concession speech!!!



Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (NOIQH)


Twitching and foaming at the mouth on live TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (PY9jH)

933 He gave us conceal carry. He wasn't as repugnant a Dem as he could have been, so I'm surprised he didn't do better even though I figured he'd lose. We like our guns here, and he was fairly well liked by the left, and tolerated by the right.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (/1KcA)

He raised taxes and obliterated the state budget. The rainy day fund disappeared in what, two years.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (J70i0)

934 61% trump!!!

Posted by: Not the mama at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (QqZA8)

935 If anyone cares, from the messages I am getting from my cell phone Navy Medicine East is berry berry happy with the results so far

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (dELE3)

936 If Trump wins AoSHQ will continue.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (X8p7j)

937 The margins, the margins boss; Somebody blew out the margins.
Posted by: gNewt


First the Panhandle, then the margins.

Really, what's the story here?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (S6Pax)

938 They might riot downtown. I doubt they'll come up the hill though.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (BO/km)

939 I just took a look over at MSNBC.

I know it doesn't mean anything in the big picture, but, they look shell-shocked.

They expected to call this by 9 EST

Posted by: Biergood at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (v8Lx/)

940 BTW, who widened our worldview??

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (br2jI)

941 I don't have cable, so I had to google Trish Regan... Wow, she is indeed a looker. I hereby dub her, Trish the Dish.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (0OG8D)

942 Fox says VA goes to Hillary.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (ef6pV)

943 923 Jorge Ramos. I wonder if he will flee to Canada if Trump wins?

-
I wonder if Cher has bought her rocket tickets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (Nwg0u)


PLEASE G-D, if Trump wins, these assholes should be hounded mercilessly on Twitter about leaving.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (mbhDw)

944 Is it time yet to que up some AC/DC?

Broke all the rules,
Played all the fools

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (Nk0GK)

945 maybe the GOP should just impeach trump on day 1 and let pence take over? thoughts?

Not on day one, no. But maybe before he redecorates the White House in gaudy gold leaf and hangs a "Trump House" sign out front next to the slot machines.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (KRwzj)

946 Seriously, can WI just give Milwaukee to IL?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (X0CTs)




Hey! We've got enough shit down here already. I'll trade any state Crook Cook for swamp land.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (auHtY)

947 dow futures down 400

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (INhDF)

948 Dow Futures crashing nearly 500 points, Good Lord.

Because the market has concluded 49% of the country are idiots.


Because the markets know Barky is gonna spaz out over this referendum on his legacy and react like the petulant bitch that he is. Intrest rates are no longer gonna be tied down to protect his faux recovery and gummint printing presses and the Uniparty are gonna be working OT to pass some CR to replenish the coffers.

Fuck those people in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (+DiO8)

949 Someone got so excited they blew out the margins.



Good times!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (4ErVI)


It was F.N.G.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (JO9+V)

950 Milwaukee and Dane Counties (Madison) will hold off on announcing results - bank on it.
============

After following the Walker Recall Chronicles, I even know that's part of the Dem playbook

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (JBggj)

951 Eff you VA and all your felon voters. Must be so proud.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (Dc/ui)

952 Fairfax County Va, the big blue one, is now 90% counted.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (TnUKj)

953 I promised myself that I'd be in bed by 9, but I just ran out for a bottle of wine.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (jV8Mq)

954 So...... Who is donning the hazmat suit and wading into Huffpo to see the lamentations.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (JmjOe)

955
Queen to the Green Room please. Warm up on We Are The Champions / We Will Rock You. Queen to the Green Room!


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:49 PM (JO9+V)







Especially since Brian May got all butt-hurt about the Magic Scalp Weasel using Queen's music during live events.......even though the campaign had paid the proper licensing fees.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (LuZz8)

956

Fing Virginia.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (Mt8T4)

957 Knob Creek is pretty dang good. Ha ha ha, I said knob.

Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (SVz6E)

958 93% for Hillary in Washington DC. That is Kim Jong Un and Saddam territory.

Have they no shame that they only reflect less than half the country?

That town is full of crap andneeds an enema.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (8zHLN)

959 FOX just called VA for Cankles

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (zv81W)

960 I think the blog is experiencing prolonged swelling.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (BO/km)

961 /honored dead

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (zu88C)

962 Fuck....fucking Fairfax. Virginia called for the FAB.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (O+RfY)

963 The Bradley Effect shall henceforth be known as "The Trump Effect"

Posted by: Namer of things at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (OhTOr)

964 Now I am wondering if a Trump DOJ can rescind immunity offers.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (LbXNI)

965 THE MARGINS, THE MARGINS! WHO BLEW OUT THE MARGINS?!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (tHwdc)

966 If nothing else I want Trump to win to prove wrong all the conservatives who feared he will govern from the hard left wrong, but still voted for him.

The nevertrumpers can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (G8TO0)

967
Jane go get a shot of tequila. We'll do ti together!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (uyrlv)


Let's go!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (PY9jH)

968 FBN is giving Virginia to Hillary! Clinton!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (S6Pax)

969 888 i'll remind you every time I drink...because I care. oops! Refill!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:50 PM (uyrlv)

Thanks! Husband is out with his weekly guys drinking group.

I may sneak and hit his Special Tequila.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyl7GP_VMJY

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (ry4ab)

970 Shouldn't Virginia be contested for the Felon Vote?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (EayXl)

971 FBN call VA for Shillary

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (xInes)

972 Hey! We've got enough shit down here already. I'll trade any state Crook Cook for swamp land.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (auHtY)

No trades. Just a "gift". ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (X0CTs)

973 Bill Mitchell
@mitchellvii
Trump looking strong in WI. Cmon Priebus, bring it home baby.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (y3aQB)

974 Looks like there was a hell of a lot of "Shy Tories" out there.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (ppaKI)

975 Wine is gone. Bourbon here I come.
Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM
-----------------------------------------------------
Bourbon Night in America!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (o38N1)

976

Too much optimism here.

Either Donald Trump is gaining ground or you all are getting drunker.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (a0SQT)

977 952 Fairfax County Va, the big blue one, is now 90% counted.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM

But are any conservative counties left to vote? Only a .2% lead for Hillary right now.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (dAXyx)

978 My thoughts exactly. Not till the last out. Not till the last out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (auHtY)
===========================================

I know, right ?!?

Posted by: Anthony Rizzo at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (dFi94)

979 ...or is that Maryland who is letting ex-cons vote now?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (EayXl)

980 New Mexico, you tart.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (CFc5L)

981 Nood. 4th

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (r5O/2)

982 Just got the WSJ update that says DT leads in NC and FL "unexpectedly"

Just passing it on

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (tRFUP)

983 Looks like suicide is going down as well at the cig tax.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (So9FI)

984 My screen just went wide. Is it me or did someone do something to the blog?

Posted by: Bill R. at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (jKUeC)

985 63% Trump for POPUS

51% Clinton in Pennsylvania trending towards Trump!!!

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (XNdCd)

986 Omg. I just got out of watching Ouija 2. Good movie but that is by the way. Didn't expect to see these results

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (wJa2e)

987
Got the ballot appreciation from Madonna.

Meh, I've had better.

Posted by: The Margins at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (LuZz8)

988 Beast takes VA.
No surprise there

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (6IPEM)

989 Virginia may be worth a recount. It's even closer than the Warner-Gillespie senate race in 2014.

Lots of people after that senate race thought it could have been won if the national party had given more support to Gillespie.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (hA1V+)

990 Ding dong muthaf'r

-
The little guys are rehearsing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (Nwg0u)

991 Damn. Locusts destroy VA!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (mbhDw)

992 ox says Joe Manchin says "he's not committed to staying a democrat if it's a i50/50 split in the senate."


you'd have thought many more would have left the party with pelosi, reid, obama, holder, etc, but nope

I guess better late than never

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (qCMvj)

993 They can call Virginia with a .2% difference but not Ohio with a 11% difference? WTF?!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (Enq6K)

994 Trump is a business man. He knows how things work. He knows that if something doesn't work, you do not double down on that thing, you change it.

His employees are businessmen. He's an entertainer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (KRwzj)

995 I was wondering if a Trump DOJ can rescind immunity is what I meant.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (LbXNI)

996 I still want her to stroke out during her angry, bitter concession speech!!!





Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (NOIQH)\]



WHEN, hopefully, Hillary loses to Trump, she's going to be a TOTAL BITCH to live with.



Little did everyone in her life know they were dealing with 'sunshine happy time Hillary' up to now....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (23lwL)

997
I may sneak and hit his Special Tequila.



Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (PY9jH)



He'll never miss it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (uyrlv)


Trust me Jane, I can promise you he won't miss it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob's Girl at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (76Nj2)

998 Dang I don't have Directv anymore so I can't watch Madcow's misery. What a drag.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (BO/km)

999 VA would have been bonus. But now he'll need either NV or CO plus NH.

I guess MI is still in play but that's a long shot.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (OAlmw)

1000 PA is purposely being held back by the government becAuse calling Trump there now would end it. It would end up being a blowout in the Mountain states

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (RhCUA)

1001 People upthread called it right for Virginia. Eff them.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (G8TO0)

1002 I just found a paper my 6th grade daughter did on stuff like gun control, muslims, etc.

It was all pure propaganda.

I do not want to destroy her relationships with her school friends and I'd prefer not to have to fund private school deprogramming, and here in the Bay Area it might be hard to find a private school that doesn't buy into the shit.

But this was bad. Really bad. There's no way any 6th grader would have appropriate material to make these judgments. It's pure propaganda.

Posted by: JEM at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (TppKb)

1003 Dammit F.N.G.
Don't suppose someone could delete @818.
Please.

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (QJIMk)

1004 Minority voting down 30-45 % ---wow

And Trump is crushing her in Ohio--which does help with Michigan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (dELE3)

1005 I'm still scared as hell.

I remember 2012 all too well.

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (PY9jH)

1006 Time enough for celebrating, later. (high five)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (CUYn5)
when are you back down here?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (0O7c5)

1007 FUCK that Krugman assmuncher, there IS no suppression of the black vote because the corruptocrats got our poll ID law overturned.

Posted by: GGE of the Deplorable Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (rvUn9)

1008 >>> I still want her to stroke out during her angry, bitter concession speech!!!
</i>
This has been my one wish for this election.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (OwNJe)

1009 They need to change VA's motto from "Virginia is for Lovers" to "Virginia is for Felons"

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Eabwd)

1010 Just got back from voting here in LA County, and posted the following to my Facebook page -

"Just got back from voting.

Today we were all confronted with an important decision. Namely, whether to let into the White House a philandering misogynist who has been accused of sexual harrassment (and worse) by a number of women.

But enough about Bill Clinton.

/rimshot"






On a more serious note, the Senate race was between a Dem and a Dem. Boo! Hiss! I ended up voting for Sanchez over Harris because Harris is from the Bay Area, which has a lock on the state's politics, while Sanchez is from Southern California.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (ff27+)

1011 Took a peek at MSDNC and CNN. I never watch these, but OMG are they in the tank for the beast! Sooooo obvious.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (tHwdc)

1012 Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (QDnY

Central time zone is Michigan's upper peninsula. I just came back from there today. Trump country.

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (kiSdp)

1013 yep i'm a bond broker so might be an exciting day tomorrow we'll see i still think the fix is in but so far so good

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (INhDF)

1014


The 'Your Fired Act of 2017' will fix Virginia's wagon.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (zu88C)

1015 Well, Trump carries Montana and its three electoral votes.

wow, but it all counts.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (S6Pax)

1016 950
Milwaukee and Dane Counties (Madison) will hold off on announcing results - bank on it.
============

After following the Walker Recall Chronicles, I even know that's part of the Dem playbook


Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (JBggj)

Milwaukee suburbs are red, and know enough to withhold results until after the others are in.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (XoldI)

1017 Uh-oh. FBN just called VA for Cankles.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (o38N1)

1018 64%

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (EZDs2)

1019 Pax Dickinson
paxdickinson
The bookies know. Trump now 54.7% to win

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (y3aQB)

1020 I reported that news in a soberly way
I cannot vouch for the rest of my thoughts

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (tRFUP)

1021 Who keeps blowing the margins?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Eabwd)

1022 Either Donald Trump is gaining ground or you all are getting drunker.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (a0SQT)

YESH!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (h1PKb)

1023 He raised taxes and obliterated the state budget. The rainy day fund disappeared in what, two years.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (J70i0)

I did just say tolerated. Not saying we loved the guy. Just that he could have been a lot worse as an OH democrat.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (/1KcA)

1024 Bill Mitchell

@mitchellvii

Trump looking strong in WI. Cmon Priebus, bring it home baby.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (y3aQB)
============================================

I don't want to go out on a limb here, but I'm going out on a limb here. If Trump takes Wisconsin, she is done. Done done done. Because Wisconsin wasn't even in play.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (dFi94)

1025 They can call Virginia with a .2% difference but not Ohio with a 11% difference? WTF?!

Exit polling, and the fact that Republican rural precincts tend to come in earlier than urban Dem precincts.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (KRwzj)

1026 >>virginia going to clinton

Yeah, because pardoning 60K felons and illegals voting.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (NOIQH)

1027
crap, Ok back out. Come on NH, MI, and NV.


Posted by: somebody not watching at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (ODxAs)

1028

Shrillary is probably propped up on her throne with extra pillows tonight while watching.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (qCMvj)

1029 Everyone on MessNBC will be wearing black tomorrow like they did in 2010. FOAD!

Posted by: kalneva at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (vhW1R)

1030 Hey zombie!!


I don't your flip New York theory will play out this cycle.

But it's cool . And I love you!



Look at this. Just LOOK at this!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (zu88C)

1031 64% trump

Posted by: Not the mama at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (QqZA8)

1032 That magnificent bastard is going to win Pennsylvania!!

He's going to win it all!!!

He is defeating the Clinton Crime Syndicate!!!

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (XNdCd)

1033 Hey! We've got enough shit down here already. I'll trade any state Crook Cook for swamp land.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 10:54 PM (auHtY)

Ya hey dere!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (X0CTs)

1034 Mcauliff really earns his cookies, huh? And to think he freaking squeaked by the Cooch. Imagine what could have been. I blame the GOPe not supporting him and that dicklicker libertarian. Ah, well. Hopefully a Pres. Trump will decimate the NoVA liberal votes. Send them scattering like roaches.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Dc/ui)

1035 66%

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (EZDs2)

1036 968 FBN is giving Virginia to Hillary! Clinton!
---------
Sad but true, 92% in and she has a 6,000 vote lead. Time to give the middle-finger salute to all the D.C. pukes and middle-coast meth-heads.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (ry4ab)

1037 Trump up ~7k in NH.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (OAlmw)

1038 Seriously, can WI just give Milwaukee to IL?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:53 PM (X0CTs)

I'd have to move - but fine by me. Ozaukee County- red county - ain't that far away

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (P8951)

1039 Who keeps blowing the margins?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Eabwd)
==========================================

I dunno, but it's annoying as heck. On the other hand, we're all drunk-ish so whoever it was probably wasn't in his right mind.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (dFi94)

1040 Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (QJIMk

Why do you want to delete my post?

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (kiSdp)

1041 We have wildfires in W. NC, some evacuations. It's been smoky here for two days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (/cksx)

1042 And Trump is crushing her in Ohio--which does help with Michigan
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I think that's correct. After Michigan, Ohio is the second largest automaker state.

If union guys are crossing over to Make America Great Again in Ohio, something is brewing up in Michigan.

Michael Moore might be having a heart attack.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (S6Pax)

1043 I had a feeling CO would be a waste :^/

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (wJa2e)

1044 I wonder how many of those 60,000 pardoned felons in Virginia voted?

In Colorado, how many illegals who were "accidentally" given resident driver licenses voted?

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (xVuS6)

1045 Hills leading in CO, and so is assisted suicide.

Coincidence????

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (NOIQH)

1046 The "disproportionate" amount of minorities not voting shall be considered clear evidence of the need for mandatory voting laws.
The electorate "should look more like the country."

Posted by: Namer of things at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (OhTOr)

1047 I need to cheer down. I'm nervous as hell. I don't want to wake up in tears like in 2012.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (PY9jH)

1048 66% Trump!!!

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (XNdCd)

1049 976
Either Donald Trump is gaining ground or you all are getting drunker.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (a0SQT)


Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

1050 1012 Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 10:51 PM (QDnY

Central time zone is Michigan's upper peninsula. I just came back from there today. Trump country.
Posted by: F.N.G. at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (kiSdp)

Yeah, but it's pop. is around 250,000-mix of blue and red.

Posted by: Josh at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (G/pqk)

1051 That magnificent bastard is going to win Pennsylvania!!

He's going to win it all!!!

He is defeating the Clinton Crime Syndicate!!!
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (XNdCd)


easy tiger

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (oAY8z)

1052


TRISH REGAN JUST SAID THIS IS A BIG GIANT F U TO WASHINGTON DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (zu88C)

1053 OMG 66% trump, now no longer toss up, but LEANING

Posted by: Not the mama at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (QqZA8)

1054 NYT now predicting Trump in PA.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (iWW0H)

1055 LOL. FBN " This is going to be one big F U".

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (OAlmw)

1056 Nate Silver just crapped his pants.

Posted by: Herger_The_Joyous at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (HpdWr)

1057 Trump just took probability lead to win in PA.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (K0tm3)

1058 I'm too nervous and semi-drunk to post anything witty or clever.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (LQLeS)

1059 https://twitter.com/JohnStossel/status/796186076922650624/photo/1


were the markets wrong? Brexit 2? Hillary might lose? http://ElectionBettingOdds.com

John Stossel

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (y3aQB)

1060
Black turnout 40% below 2012

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (PtOP4)

1061 1052 That magnificent bastard is going to win Pennsylvania!!

He's going to win it all!!!

He is defeating the Clinton Crime Syndicate!!!
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (XNdCd)

easy tiger

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

Have a look at today's painting. That will calm him down.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (iWW0H)

1062 OK, this is the best news of the night.

This is huge. Take a breath.

The Red Wings just won in a shootout.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (sgHEm)

1063 Hah! 56% of OH precincts reporting, and Trump's lead hasn't shrunk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bKG0p6Tv9Q

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (ry4ab)

1064 But I still can't see Trump's road map to 270.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Y7dXv)
Fuck you, Bill Loser.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)

1065 Michigan's upper peninsula. I just came back from there today. Trump country.
================================


Definitely. Yoopers for Trump!

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (dFi94)

1066 1055 NYT now predicting Trump in PA.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (iWW0H)

Now I really feel punked. Too good to be true. Where's my damn blood pressure pills........

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (/1KcA)

1067 68% Trump for the Title.

52% to win Pennsylvania!!!

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (XNdCd)

1068 1046 Hills leading in CO, and so is assisted suicide.

Coincidence????

Doesn't CO have the highest suicide rate? I lived there for a few years, and they kept bringing it up.

Posted by: Josh at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (G/pqk)

1069 1055 NYT now predicting Trump in PA.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (iWW0H)


Holy shit. If that holds, it's game over.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (sdi6R)

1070 Too much optimism here.

Either Donald Trump is gaining ground or you all are getting drunker.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (a0SQT)

AND. You must remember the power of and.

Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (pREVk)

1071 Posted by: junior at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (ff27+)
That's what I did.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (Q5Ymk)

1072 1063 OK, this is the best news of the night.

This is huge. Take a breath.

The Red Wings just won in a shootout.
--------
Well, the Cubs won the pennant and OSU shut down the Cornhuskers. Red Wings could go all the way, baby!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (ry4ab)

1073 Different state.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 10:52 PM (xVuS6)


Sorry, I presumed you were referring to the Presidential candidates.

Posted by: rfichoke at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (vLCft)

1074
Gold UP $31.60 and ounce!

That is a huge Trump indicator.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (mbhDw)

1075 1071 Too much optimism here.

Either Donald Trump is gaining ground or you all are getting drunker.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (a0SQT)

AND. You must remember the power of and.


if we get drunk enough we can just pretend shrillary lost anyway. win win!!

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (Z53PH)

1076
Kitco.com.

Gold Index. Watch it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (mbhDw)

1077 Guys, Winston Wolfe just sent me an snapchat and gave us the thumbs up.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (iWW0H)

1078 1066 Michigan's upper peninsula. I just came back from there today. Trump country.
================================


Definitely. Yoopers for Trump!
-----
By the looks of things everyone north of Ann Arbor, Flint, and Detroit, including the Michigan Dogman, is voting Trump.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (ry4ab)

1079 Trump just took probability lead to win in PA.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (K0tm3)
=========================================

What? What did I miss? I thought PA was called already for the Butcher of Benghazi. No?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (dFi94)

1080 Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (LQLeS)
I use that excuse every day, today shouldn't be any different.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (Q5Ymk)

1081 Please let Trump take NH and Michigan, even if he keeps Florida, Ohio and NC he still needs to flip something and I don't want to count on Nevada or Colorado.

Posted by: firehorse at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (//TVq)

1082 Guys...time for sanity check. Can Trump win this thing..for realzzz? Please tell me yes. :-)

Posted by: Democrats are evil! at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (xB7fY)

1083 So just how does one go blowing out the margins here?

Asking for a friend....

Posted by: Monica, Last Name Withheld at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (br2jI)

1084 Trump is NOT winning PA...wtf guys?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (uyrlv)

1085 I find all this "concern" over what Wall Street thinks amusing. There is an inconsistency about it. Are they good now? Bad? I guess its if Wall Street advances the cause of "Progress" or not.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (syGA0)

1086 someone here give me some hope. Daughter the younger finally came back from fucking Afghanistan and she hates Killary with a passion. Is there really a chance that that bitch will go down?

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (RLdcX)

1087 Black turnout 40% below 2012
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
----------------

Suppression! Suppression I say!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (/cksx)

1088 YOU DID IT YOU CRAZY ORANGE BASTARD

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (zu88C)

1089 Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (uyrlv)

Rural Part of state comes in REAL slow, Phillhty & Pittsburgh are in

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (y3aQB)

1090 It seems trump is simply incapable of getting 270.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (Y7dXv)
=============================================

It seems you are simply incapable of not being very much fun.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (dFi94)

1091
1085 Unfortunately, Trump has to run the table, including VA.

It seems trump is simply incapable of getting 270.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (Y7dXv)


Your concern is noted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (mbhDw)

1092 Michigan can win it for him.

It's his most natural usually-blue state to take: Michiganders want to go back to work. They want manufacturing jobs back. They've been shit on and abused by Democrats, local, state, and federal, for decades.

And they use paper ballots -- harder to cheat. And the Democrat cheating apparatus is atrophied up there, because they haven't needed it in decades.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (sgHEm)

1093 The Hildabeast is still ahead in Pennsylvania, but it ain't over yet. Although I suspect Democrat shenanigans.
http://tinyurl.com/nbzftah

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (ry4ab)

1094 I look at the PA map and have no friggin' idea how NYT thinks Trump's more probable . . .

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (K0tm3)

1095 Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (Y7dXv)


You are so, so fucking tiresome. And boring.

Posted by: Monica, Last Name Withheld at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (br2jI)

1096 Mcauliff really earns his cookies, huh? And to think he freaking squeaked by the Cooch. Imagine what could have been. I blame the GOPe not supporting him and that dicklicker libertarian. Ah, well. Hopefully a Pres. Trump will decimate the NoVA liberal votes. Send them scattering like roaches.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Dc/ui)

True story.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (GzDYP)

1097 AND AND we are in all likelyhood gong to retain the Senate also.

If we can sweep all 3...Maybe, Just maybe we can actually turn this Country around

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (dELE3)

1098 But . . . how about Wisconsin!!

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (K0tm3)

1099 3 glasses of wine, about to mix up a 6oz Manhattan. Already told boss I'll be late. He says, "Me too!" Boss flew Apaches and probably more right wing than th average Moron....yeah, I'm lucky.

Posted by: DanInMN at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (15ZVX)

1100 someone here give me some hope. Daughter the younger finally came back from fucking Afghanistan

Phrasing!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (KRwzj)

1101 Fuckin' Sock!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (br2jI)

1102 1095
PA is a cocktease

Posted by: Bill Wynn



So was Florida , you pillow-biting self-fucker.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (zu88C)

1103 Fox just announced Reps keep the Senate.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (cGlgB)

1104 Hey, Wynn, stop stealing my gimmick.

Posted by: gerg at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (LZC7e)

1105 Alberta Oil Peon - Glad that the fire is out and you are all good. You're just living a real life example of tonight - the fire was Hillary, the fire department was Donald.

Posted by: dwagyak at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (rt9YE)

1106 I look at the PA map and have no friggin' idea how NYT thinks Trump's more probable . . .
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (K0tm3)

because they are also showing minority voting is down 30-45%...that is why

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (dELE3)

1107


Oh, ace, please bring any entertainment post election.
I hate this.
I hate it soooooo much.

Please deliver us some kind of temporary distraction.
It does not (probably should not) be your best stuff.
But just please be aware that we need, you ace.

That is all.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (dDOWg)

1108 We've been willowed.

There's a NOOD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (PY9jH)

1109 Too much optimism here.
-------------

Yes, there is.

*recalls 'Casey at the Bat'*

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (/cksx)

1110 I think Trump has a really good chance for New Hampshire as well.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (iWW0H)

1111 Glen Beck now on NBC what an ass

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (INhDF)

1112 Schadenboner on ABC

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (oAY8z)

1113 Thanks Jane!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (br2jI)

1114 RNC is confident they will win NH

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (y3aQB)

1115 1100 AND AND we are in all likelyhood gong to retain the Senate also.

If we can sweep all 3...Maybe, Just maybe we can actually turn this Country around
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (dELE3)


This election is about the emergency brakes. Turning this thing around and reversing course means rolling back the New Deal, the Great Society and the Obama Shit Storm. But, I like your optimism as always.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (mbhDw)

1116 Concern trolls had to regroup, come up with a new game plan, and hit us again. Gotta hand it to them, they aren't giving up.

Posted by: Alex #11 at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (T3xDO)

1117 Bill Wynn is a troll and all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cocks by choice.

Posted by: gerg at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (LZC7e)

1118 Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016


If you have problems with my phrasing, sorry. I assume most non drunk people know what I mean






Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (RLdcX)

1119 1071

AND. You must remember the power of and.
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (pREVk)

And ampersands. So powerful, we're not even allowed to have 'em.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (W2wn0)

1120 I couldn't take what channel is best to watch they all suck!!!!

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (INhDF)

1121 I'd like a live feed from a camera on Hillary's face right now just to see the fear. Even if she wins, she has to be shitting her depends right now and I just wanna brief moment of her thinking she might actually lose.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (/1KcA)

1122

I guess, I am actually just not all that Stoic. - So be it.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (dDOWg)

1123 @1114 "RNC is confident they will win NH"

Who is this "we," white man?

Posted by: Orange Man at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (OhTOr)

1124 1096 The Hildabeast is still ahead in Pennsylvania, but it ain't over yet. Although I suspect Democrat shenanigans.
http://tinyurl.com/nbzftah

Posted by: exdem13

There's basically only Philly been counted yet.

She runs it up there and loses it everywhere else as that comes in.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (iWW0H)

1125 Gotta love it. Hollywood Elsewhere blogger Jeffrey Wells is COMPLETELY melting down:

"The Bumblefuck Surge Is Terrifying"

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/2016/11/bumblefuck-surge-terrifying/

The smell of liberal fear and flop sweat is *so sweet.*

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/2016/11/bumblefuck-surge-terrifying/#disqus_thread

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (u8kLQ)

1126 Oops, sorry!

There's an election ticker at the barrel, right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (u8kLQ)

1127 TN friend texted me "Go, Michigan!" So I came to take a look. Wow. I wonder if that lead will last until morning.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (UwMHj)

1128 1115 1100 AND AND we are in all likelyhood gong to retain the Senate also.

If we can sweep all 3...Maybe, Just maybe we can actually turn this Country around
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (dELE3)


haha oh bless your little heart. they'll expand obamacare and tell us their hands are tied unless they also have a supermajority

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (Z53PH)

1129 Late votes should go to repubs.. They are the ones who have been working all day... just saying

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (INhDF)

1130 Nate Silver on ABC just told George Steph. that Trump is a narrow favorite now to win the Electoral College.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (SUtNI)

1131 "...you pillow-biting self-fucker."
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (zu88C)


---

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (Eabwd)

1132 99.2 percent of precincts have reported. Trump is up by 137k votes in Florida.

Politico still refuses to call the state.

Yawwnnnnnn

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (d76uN)

1133 saw that, his eyes said STF up!!

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (INhDF)

1134 TN friend texted me "Go, Michigan!" So I came to take a look. Wow. I wonder if that lead will last until morning.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (UwMHj)
Maybe. A normal republican would have never packed a venue in Sterling Heights like Trump did. So I say, no way to those who think Rubio would have done better...

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (wczgi)

1135 There is no ways that Rubio or Cruz would have drawn the crowds Trump has.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (Eabwd)

1136 This election is about the emergency brakes. Turning this thing around and reversing course means rolling back the New Deal, the Great Society and the Obama Shit Storm. But, I like your optimism as always.

It also means rolling back a populace in love with using the power of the state to crush anything they disagree with. Unfortunately, voters supporting Trump seem to love the authoritarian statist aspect of his personality, so I'm not sure what kind of brakes we're putting on here. Liberty died decades ago and it isn't coming back, IMO.

Posted by: rfichoke at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (vLCft)

1137 If Trump pulls it off there will be lots of good buys in the market tomorrow.

Posted by: Thatch at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (pBZp4)

1138 F'n nyt has Trump 80% likely.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (hMqvx)

1139 Hillary up by %2.8 in Virginia...

...Gary Johnson getting %3 of the vote there.

Posted by: SGT York at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (ITvKk)

1140 599
If Trump wins I am going to go dip my balls in pudding. Should I go traditional chocolate or more the exotic butterscotch?

Decision 2016

Posted by: groovemetal at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (ficNf)

1141 FBN: Trump wins Ohio

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (LojpD)

1142 Nice part of the country that you live in. Fire Department with a tractor and harrow. I'm envious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 10:48 PM (/cksx)

Tractor was a big 4WD John Deere, and came from some farm north of me. I was out on the roadside, talking to my neighbor and his kids, who were sitting in the pickup, and the tractor came by us once it was done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (CUYn5)

1143 Trump wins Ohio.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (4ErVI)

1144 Hey, Wynn! NYT up to 82% Trump. What say you, Corntrollio?

Posted by: gerg at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (LZC7e)

1145 Any word on Iowa?

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (rP2JJ)

1146 Late on this I'm sure but Decision Desk calls Florida for Trump. Also, I have had enough Gentleman Jack. Can barely type this out. God help me if I have to post another comment.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (SUtNI)

1147 What kind of jumpsuit shall we put Hillary in for the trial(s)?
Do you think Huma will flip if offered a plane ticket back to Saudi? Will we be able to get the Obamas as well? Or should Trump just follow Jug-Ears precedent and sick the IRS on them all?

It's Christmas and all things seem possible!

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (Wdipr)

1148 "Any word on Iowa?"

Flat.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (fVubI)

1149 F U, Virginia.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (SUtNI)

1150 Iowa is filling in the rural red counties while the CNN guy is talking. Iowa will be OK

Posted by: jdwill at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (EEqRQ)

1151 when are you back down here?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (0O7c5)

Uncertain right now. Might have a well, or maybe two in succession, to do round about the 20th of the month. Cannot afford to turn down work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (CUYn5)

1152 Dow futures down 700 might be time for a new thread took maybe just saying

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (INhDF)

1153 MAGA!!!!!!! i AM DRUNK!

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (N0zEO)

1154 Britt Hume just said NYT says 91% chance Trump wins What????

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (INhDF)

1155 It's happening guys.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (4ErVI)

1156 Screw you, Colorado and all your California importees.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (SUtNI)

1157 Alberta Oil Peon - Glad that the fire is out and you are all good. You're just living a real life example of tonight - the fire was Hillary, the fire department was Donald.

Posted by: dwagyak at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (rt9YE)

Thanks! And I am pleased as punch to see Trump doing so well, too. I have a fresh bottle of Flor de Cana, awaiting the proper moment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (CUYn5)

1158 1154 Britt Hume just said NYT says 91% chance Trump wins What????

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (INhDF)


http://tinyurl.com/p78z52q

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (4ErVI)

1159 Hillary going down like a $2 hooker the night the fleet came in.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (1WYLC)

1160 AP calls FL for Trump 99% of vote in.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (1WYLC)

1161 NBC Calls Ohio for Trump.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (1WYLC)

1162 All these years in Michigan I have been one of the wretches chained down in the keep by the Wayne County/Detroit Democrat machine. Now it feels so strange to hear the election count hinge on our state. My vote may really count this time! It's like rays of the sun breaking thru down into the dungeon.

Posted by: jdwill at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (EEqRQ)

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