Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 11-05-2016 [OregonMuse]

"On Saturday, I'm going to forget all about politics for a day and just hang out on the AoSHQ Saturday Chess Thread."

Good afternoon morons and moronettes, and welcome to the Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread, the only AoSHQ thread with content specifically for all of us chess nerds who pay homage in the temple of Caïssa, goddess of the chessboard. And, for those of you who aren't nerdly enough for chess, you can use this thread to talk about checkers, or other games, or politics, or whatever you wish, only please try to keep it civil. Nobody wants to get into pie fight on a Saturday afternoon. Especially not on the weekend just before a big election.

Problem 1 - White to To Play (323)

Hint: White mates in 3

3r1k2/1p5p/pqn1Qpp1/5n2/8/5BP1/PP3P1P/4R1K1 w - - 0 1

Problem 2 - White To Play (312)

Hint: White obtains a material advantage

3r2k1/p5pp/2PbRp2/3P4/8/1P4P1/P4P1P/6K1 w - - 0 1

How Chess Got To Be There

Here is a map that shows the spread of chess throughout Europe and Asia over time. And here is a discussion thread where a number of points are disputed.

(H/T to @ThePoliticalHat)

Problem 3 - White To Play (BWTC 1

Hint: White mates in 5 moves

2rr3k/1b2bppP/p2p1n2/R7/3P4/1qB2P2/1P4Q1/1K5R w - - 0 1

Problem 4 - White To Play (BWTC 31)

OK, noobs, put on your thinking caps, because this one may take you awhile.

Hint: White to play and mate in 10(!)

2qrr1n1/3b1kp1/2pBpn1p/1p2PP2/p2P4/1BP5/P3Q1PP/4RRK1 w - - 0 1

It's On!

World Champion Magnus Carlsen will be defending his title against GM Sergey Karjakin starting this week. The first game will be this Friday, Nov. 11th. Karjakin qualified by winning the 2016 Candidates Tournament, 1/2 point ahead of American GM Hikaru Nakamura.

According to Chess.com,

The match is intended to be 12 games; the first player to 6.5 points wins the match. In the event of a 6-6 tie, there will be a rapid and blitz playoff. The time control for the classical games is 100 minutes for the first 40 moves, 50 minutes for the next 20 moves, and 15 minutes for the rest of the games. There will be an additional 30 second increment per move starting from move one.

Also,

Agon, the company that holds the commercial rights to events in the world championship cycle, is the organizer of the match. It will be providing official coverage on its WorldChess website, which will include a live video stream with multiple camera angles, 360-degree VR, and expert commentary.

All available on pay-per-view, as they say. The match is being held in New York City. The prize fund is 899,000 euros, which is approximately $1 million.

Endgame of the Week (Endgame 33)

Your job is to demonstrate how White can win this endgame.

3k4/7R/3P4/4K3/6b1/8/8/8 w - - 0 1

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Solutions Update

Problem 1 - White to To Play

3r1k2/1p5p/pqn1Qpp1/5n2/8/5BP1/PP3P1P/4R1K1 w - - 0 1

The decision tree for this problem is just a thin branch.

1.Qxf6+ Kg8

There's no place else to go.

2.Bd5+ Rxd5

Again, forced.

3.Re8#

Kaboom.

Problem 2 - White To Play (312)

3r2k1/p5pp/2PbRp2/3P4/8/1P4P1/P4P1P/6K1 w - - 0 1

White's pawn is so far advanced that the Black bishop is a goner.

1.Rxd6! Rxd6
2.c7

Inferior responses to this move are 2...Rc6 3.dxc6 Kf7 4.c8=Q and 2...Rd8 3.cxd8=Q+. In either case, White will quickly. Probably the best of a bad lot is:

2...Kf7
3.c8=Q Rxd5

So Black is left with a rook vs. White's queen, but he did manage to eliminate the 2nd passed pawn. White should win, but it might take a while.

Problem 3 - White To Play

2rr3k/1b2bppP/p2p1n2/R7/3P4/1qB2P2/1P4Q1/1K5R w - - 0 1

1.Qxg7+! Kxg7

No other choice.

2.h8=Q+ Rxh8

If 2...Kg6 then 3.Qh6#

3.Rg5+ Kf8
4.Rxh8+ Ng8
5.Rgxg8#

And 5.Rhxg8# works just as well.

Problem 4 - White To Play

2qrr1n1/3b1kp1/2pBpn1p/1p2PP2/p2P4/1BP5/P3Q1PP/4RRK1 w - - 0 1

The good news is that even though the mate is a long ways off, relatively speaking, most of the moves are forced, so there's not much of a decision tree.

1.Qh5+ Nxh5
2.fxe6+ Kg6
3.Bc2+ Kg5
4.Rf5+ Kg6
5.Rf6+ Kg5
6.Rg6+ Kh4
7.Re4+ Nf4

And here White has two options, but both lead to mate on move 10. The first option is

8.Rxf4+ Kh5
9.Rg3 Bxe6
10. Bg6#

And the second:

8.g3+ Kh5
9.Rxf4 a3
10.Rh4#

Or 9...Rxe6 10.Rh4#, either way, it's mate in 10.

This is one of those positions that separate the masters from mere mortals. Because the decision tree is narrow, I believe that a master would be able to see the 10-move mate pretty much all in advance. In fact, in the old days, he would've announced the mate in 10, then played it out to the delight of the onlookers.

Endgame of the Week

3k4/7R/3P4/4K3/6b1/8/8/8 w - - 0 1

White may be tempted to bait Black with 1.d7 Bxc7. And indeed, there are a number of trappy lines after White moves 2.Kd6. Black is in a tight spot, with mate threatened, or the loss of his piece:

2...Ke8 (or 2...Kc
3.Rxd7

2...Bb5
3.Ra7 threatening Ra8#
3...Bd7
4.Rxd7+

But Black can sidestep all of these pitfalls by responding to 1.d7? with 1...Kc7, refusing to allow his king to be hemmed in. There follows:

2.Kd5 Bxd7
3.Rg7 Kc8
4.Kd6 Ba4

...and this KR v. KB endgame will most likely be drawn.

So what is the best move for White? It is

1.Rh4!

Now Black has to decide what to do with his bishop. He has 5 options;

1...Bd7
1...Be2
1...Bf3
1...Bc8
1...Bd1

Let's take them in order.

1...Bd7 severely limits the movement (i.e. escape) of Black's king;

2.Rh8+ Be8
3.Ke6 and Black has just been zugzwanged

3...Kc8
4.Rxe8+ and wins

1...Be2 is not much better:

2.Ke6 Bb5

To stave off checkmate.

3.Rh8+ Be8

4.d7 Kc7

Forced.

5.dxe8=Q and Black is toast.

1...Bf3 really doesn't do anything, either:

2.Ke6 Bc6
3.Rh8+ Be8
4.d7 Kc7

Again, forced.

5.dxe8=Q

The fat lady is singing.

1...Bc8 also falls short:

2.Rh8+ Kd7
3.Rxc8 Kxc8

White is, technically, down the exchange, but his pawn is about to queen, so the point is moot.

4.Ke6 Kd8
5.d7 Kc7
6.Ke7 for the win.

That only leaves one option left:

1...Bd1

But the best response is an immediate pawn push:

2.d7 Kxd7

Any other move, and White replies 3.Kd6 or 3.Ke6

3.Rd4+

Ha! Rook fork! White wins!

Hope to see you all next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 04:45 PM

Comments

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1 Check there Hillary

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 04:43 PM (sWbjH)

2 Love to play it. Really suck at it.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 05, 2016 04:43 PM (qJhUV)

3 Why is Chess playing Donald holding a Fork?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 04:47 PM (d76uN)

4 Re: Problem #4:

Concentrate artillery on grid D8.
Vertical Envelopment to grid C7 to engage enemy force at grid D7 and block enemy reinforcements from grid C6.

SpecOps hit team parachutes into grid C8. Evacs by spie rig.

Game over.

Posted by: Grimmy at November 05, 2016 04:48 PM (m+qrc)

5 Why is Chess playing Donald holding a Fork?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 04:47 PM (d76uN)

Yeah, I noticed that, too. I have no idea.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 04:48 PM (qVka1)

6 So problem one: Q to f6# (taking the pawn), black King only has one choice: Go to G8. White bishop to D5#, black is forced to go rook to D5, at which point white Rook to E8 checkmate.

Posted by: Vanceone at November 05, 2016 04:50 PM (IQzhs)

7 Someday...a real rain will come

http://tinyurl.com/gryaxqb

Posted by: Travis Bickle at November 05, 2016 04:50 PM (qJhUV)

8 *peeks in*

Yeah back to writing. Check and mate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 04:51 PM (QxSkR)

9 Why is Chess playing Donald holding a Fork?
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Because the original photo, from which this one was photo-shopped, featured Donald eating a bowl of taco salad, to prove he wasn't prejudiced against Mexicans, or something.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 05, 2016 04:51 PM (4rh2D)

10 Kinda having a sucky day gunwise.

Went to a range only to discover that I can't use FMJ in rifles (which is all I have), so there goes my AR sighting practice.

Then I discover that I've lost my speed loader for my pistols I paid 40 bucks for.

So after shooting my pistols I go looking for .556 NATO soft point and nobody has any, and .223 soft points are a buck a round. Sheesh. Two hours wasted in part because of godawful DFW traffic even on a Saturday.

Now I'm trying a backup loader I had stored away only to find out it doesn't work on my guns' mags.

Ugh. There's always an angle I don't anticipate seems like.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 05, 2016 04:51 PM (Idu2i)

11 AS for why Donald is holding a fork: This is a photoshop pic, where he was holding a fork for a taco bowl, I think. After that little kerfuffle.

The 3 level chessboard is shopped in, I think.

Posted by: Vanceone at November 05, 2016 04:51 PM (IQzhs)

12 It says open thread too, so...

This guy's timeline has some revealing pics and info on players and victims of pedo island.

@0HOUR1___

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 05, 2016 04:52 PM (4ng05)

13 >>>3 Why is Chess playing Donald holding a Fork?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 04:47 PM (d76uN)

It's photoshopped--see how the newspaper is fuzzed out, under his non-fork-holding hand. Maybe this is from his taco bowl picture?

Posted by: m at November 05, 2016 04:53 PM (/4GEs)

14
Why is Chess playing Donald holding a Fork?

He wa eating a taco bowl and somebody photoshopped in a chess board?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 05, 2016 04:53 PM (lKyWE)

15 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 05, 2016 04:51 PM (4rh2D)

I was wondering why the Photoshopper didn't shop it out.

That's the fork for hillz. When she is done.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 04:53 PM (d76uN)

16 >>>Posted by: Vanceone at November 05, 2016 04:51 PM (IQzhs)

jinx

Posted by: m at November 05, 2016 04:53 PM (/4GEs)

17 Maybe this is from his taco bowl picture?

It is

Posted by: tu3031 at November 05, 2016 04:54 PM (qJhUV)

18 Liz Kreutz
@ABCLiz
New: Khizr Khan will join Hillary Clinton at her rally in New Hampshire tomorrow night.'

Someone is shitting their depends

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 04:55 PM (y3aQB)

19 Why is Chess playing Donald holding a Fork?

If Donald loses at 3D chess, he stabs you in the eye with a fork.

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2016 04:55 PM (8ikIW)

20 Khan's 15 minutes ended in September, really.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 05, 2016 04:56 PM (a7FXx)

21
If Donald loses at 3D chess, he stabs you in the eye with a fork.
Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2016 04:55 PM (8ikIW)

Better than getting put in a jar I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 05, 2016 04:56 PM (lKyWE)

22 AS for why Donald is holding a fork: This is a photoshop pic, where he was holding a fork for a taco bowl, I think. After that little kerfuffle.

The 3 level chessboard is shopped in, I think.

Posted by: Vanceone at November 05, 2016 04:51 PM (IQzhs)

Of course you're right. Looking at the photo now, that's exactly what it is. The Mexican bowl was 'shopped out and the 3-D chess set 'shopped in.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 04:57 PM (qVka1)

23 Learn not to ask questions using this one neat trick!

My Cousin Sophie makes $7,095.97 per hour on the net. Ask me how!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 04:57 PM (d76uN)

24 Note to self.

Work on sarcasm skillz.

/end Note to self.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 04:59 PM (d76uN)

25 19 Why is Chess playing Donald holding a Fork?

If Donald loses at 3D chess, he stabs you in the eye with a fork.
Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2016 04:55 PM (8ikIW)

Before or after he punches you in the dick?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 05, 2016 04:59 PM (0mRoj)

26
I like that 3rd problem.

Posted by: ArthurK at November 05, 2016 04:59 PM (h53OH)

27 g'afternoon, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2016 05:00 PM (KCxzN)

28 New: Khizr Khan will join Hillary Clinton at her rally in New Hampshire tomorrow night.'

Don't think that'll help her. Using your dead war hero kid for political leverage really doesn't appeal to most people.
Isn't that right, Cindy Sheehan?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 05, 2016 05:00 PM (qJhUV)

29 "Before or after he punches you in the dick?"

Watch your Mish. I hear Teh Donald isn't called "grabby mcgrabberson" for no reason.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:00 PM (d76uN)

30 Chess tends to follow trade and expropriate local versions of checkers.

That guy in the top picture is also pretty good at political 3D chess. He should take that third level queen. Check in four.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 05, 2016 05:01 PM (FtrY1)

31 I've got a chess app on my Mac. How would I paste the FEN thingy in there?

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2016 05:01 PM (8ikIW)

32 Insomniac, did you get my last e-mail and did it answer your questions?

I was on the phone while typing it....hope it made sense.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:01 PM (Enq6K)

33
Before or after he punches you in the dick?

Posted by: Insomniac
Donald has you dick punched in 3 moves.

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2016 05:02 PM (8ikIW)

34 >>>15 I was wondering why the Photoshopper didn't shop it out.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 04:53 PM (d76uN)

Oh.

Posted by: m at November 05, 2016 05:02 PM (/4GEs)

35 Did somebody say paste? I haven't had lunch yet.

Posted by: Lttle Joey B. at November 05, 2016 05:03 PM (d76uN)

36 >>>28 New: Khizr Khan will join Hillary Clinton at her rally in New Hampshire tomorrow night.'

Don't think that'll help her.
Isn't that right, Cindy Sheehan?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 05, 2016 05:00 PM (qJhUV)

Don't tell her.

Posted by: m at November 05, 2016 05:04 PM (/4GEs)

37 FOOD FIGHT!!!

/me tosses pies in random directions, ducks under the table

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 05:05 PM (hvTMl)

38 Kind of look like Donald is getting ready to do a Saarlac impression on a White Rook.

Buurrrrrpppppp!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:05 PM (d76uN)

39 Bruce: what app? The standard chess app is pretty featureless, aside from being quite strong and able to whip your butt pretty easily.

Other apps are able to set up a position.

Posted by: Vanceone at November 05, 2016 05:06 PM (IQzhs)

40
My Cousin Sophie makes $7,095.97 per hour on the net. Ask me how!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 04:57 PM (d76uN)

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I KNOW! I KNOW! On Facebook, right?!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 05, 2016 05:06 PM (tHwdc)

41 This guy's timeline has some revealing pics and info on players and victims of pedo island.

@0HOUR1___
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which is likely why Twatter suspended the account.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 05:07 PM (hvTMl)

42 Bruce:
what app? The standard chess app is pretty featureless, aside from
being quite strong and able to whip your butt pretty easily.

Other apps are able to set up a position.

Posted by: Vanceone

I've got Chess version 3.14 that came with the computer. Should I find a different one?

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2016 05:08 PM (8ikIW)

43
me tosses pies in random directions, ducks under the table
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 05:05 PM (hvTMl)

Oh a wise guy eh

Posted by: Zombie Moe Howard at November 05, 2016 05:08 PM (lKyWE)

44 Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 05:07 PM (hvTMl)

he is still up

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 05:08 PM (y3aQB)

45 Let the Trumpy win.

Posted by: C-3PO at November 05, 2016 05:09 PM (IqV8l)

46 "I KNOW! I KNOW! On Facebook, right?!"

Umm no. PornHub sex chat. She's very popular and it does pay the bills.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:09 PM (d76uN)

47 Those scams would be more believable if you made $30/hr instead of $300/hr. Just saying....

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 05, 2016 05:09 PM (Cu/XA)

48 Ha! Love The Donald playing three-dimensional Spock chess. I was a Trek nerd with a chess-mad dad so of course I had a set.

Spent a heavenly afternoon outside by the river reading a stack of books. The sun was shining, and hawks were wheeling high overhead, golden leaves were slowly drifting down, and the train tootled past every hour. Perfection.

I will put a strong recommendation here for Eric Metaxas' book "If You Can Keep It", about what unites us philosophically as a people. His chapter on George Whitefield alone is worth the time. An astounding 80% of colonists are thought to have heard him preach over his many years and miles travelling about the country. I will bring this book up at the book thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 05:10 PM (EnKk6)

49 https://tinyurl.com/z7hr6zu

Possibility Grows Of Epic Trump Electoral Victory

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 05:10 PM (y3aQB)

50 "I KNOW! I KNOW! On Facebook, right?!"
Umm no. PornHub sex chat. She's very popular and it does pay the bills.
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Khizr Khan?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 05, 2016 05:12 PM (xIunr)

51 I've got a chess app on my Mac. How would I paste the FEN thingy in there?
Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2016 05:01 PM (8ikIW)

It depends on what chess app you have. I, unfortunately, am not familiar with what's available in the Mac world. But chess apps usually have a function that allows you to set up a chess position from scratch and that's where you would see how you can paste in a FEN string, if the feature exists.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 05:12 PM (qVka1)

52 Pen-pineapple-apple-pen video

Wow, someone made that...

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:13 PM (yODqO)

53 Can we all make a blood oath pact today that we will never use rally crowds as a proxy for election results in the future?

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 05, 2016 05:13 PM (Cu/XA)

54 A highly drug resistant fungus has reached US shores. In the past few years. And CDC is mystified as how something from south Asia and South America got here. *thud*

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hp2qsh8

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:14 PM (QxSkR)

55 Glad you enjoyed a cheery afternoon reading All Hail Eris. Still working on a rough draft for a story since the SF story is basically me throwing words at screen even as I know what is going on. *sigh*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:16 PM (QxSkR)

56 I will put a strong recommendation here for Eric Metaxas' book "If You Can Keep It"...I will bring this book up at the book thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 05:10 PM (EnKk6)

No you won't. Well, you can, but you won't need to, as I'm going to feature this in the 'Moron Recommendations' section of the book thread.

Also, your library pics.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 05:19 PM (qVka1)

57 Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 05:19 PM (qVka1)
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Oh my God. This is the Big Time! *smooths clothes, licks lips for the camera*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 05:21 PM (EnKk6)

58 CNN Breaking News - Internet celebrity All Hail Eris has stopped granting autograph requests.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:22 PM (QxSkR)

59 Anna, keep plugging along and trust your instincts. I love that story!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 05:22 PM (EnKk6)

60 Umm no. PornHub sex chat. She's very popular and it does pay the bills.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:09 PM (d76uN)

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I could do that. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm very good at it (not that I've ever done it for profit).

But you know, sometimes you have to draw the line at what's decent. Mr. Deplorable, God rest his soul, would not approve. I'm not the same person I was, after him.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 05, 2016 05:22 PM (tHwdc)

61 This should be a Trump commercial:

American Comeback Story: A Puerto Rican Boxer's Personal Testimonial on How Trump Turned His Life Around

http://tinyurl.com/hgv7wqq

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:23 PM (Enq6K)

62 32 Insomniac, did you get my last e-mail and did it answer your questions?

I was on the phone while typing it....hope it made sense.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:01 PM (Enq6K)

Yes, Tami, thank you. It did make sense.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 05, 2016 05:24 PM (0mRoj)

63 he is still up
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so i see... one of the sub reddits said otherwise, and their links went to suspended accounts.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 05:25 PM (hvTMl)

64 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 05, 2016 05:22 PM (tHwdc)

I was just being silly. I have nothing of real substance to contribute at this time.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:25 PM (d76uN)

65 neverskankles, I'm sure you mean "good predictor for election results", and I don't do blood oath pacts.

But you have to admit it is getting pretty odd. In 2012, people forget how dead, limp Bambi's campaign was (they also had to start booking smaller and smaller venues - and that was an incumbent prez).

This cycle the difference between the two sides is like nothing most of us have ever seen.

And the old, plausible, conventional wisdom - that leftist demonstrations were so common and large because those sorts of people had more, uh, "free time" on their hands, vs. the more conservative types who were busy with work and family - seems turned on its head here.

I don't think this dramatic difference in apparent enthusiasm is predictive, at all. However it would make a certain outcome more understandable.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 05:27 PM (QDnY+)

66 Trump is scheduling 6 rallies tomorrow. SIX.

Iowa
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Michigan
Pennsylvania
Virginia

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 05:27 PM (G8TO0)

67 President Bitchy Girl at his best.
He has the command presence of a rookie substitute teacher...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkVLcZuCA4

Posted by: tu3031 at November 05, 2016 05:27 PM (qJhUV)

68
I was just being silly. I have nothing of real substance to contribute at this time.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:25 PM (d76uN)

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That's what he said! ;-)

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 05, 2016 05:29 PM (tHwdc)

69 3 WHOLE PEOPLE SHOWED TO SEE & HEAR KAINE HAHAHA

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 05:30 PM (y3aQB)

70 66. I think the WI rally was cancelled due to coinciding with the Packers game. Then he scheduled the MN.

The Journal Sentinel had the story.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 05, 2016 05:30 PM (a7FXx)

71 Iowa
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Michigan
Pennsylvania
Virginia

wait Pa. & Va. libtard Media told me they were gone ?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 05:31 PM (y3aQB)

72 That is powerful Tami.

Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2016 05:31 PM (6UwHL)

73 Posted by: tu3031 at November 05, 2016 05:27 PM (qJhUV)

In one of those vids, the crowd was chanting "hillary, hillary" You could tell he was annoyed they weren't chanting "oh-bam-ma".

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:31 PM (d76uN)

74 3 WHOLE PEOPLE SHOWED TO SEE HEAR KAINE HAHAHA

Posted by: EvilpensDid he speako the Mexicano?

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2016 05:31 PM (8ikIW)

75 I think proxy also applies. But whatever, semantics.

Call it what you want I think it's time to finally agree that if Candidate x gets 10K people at a rally and the opponent gets 100, it doesn't mean anything in how the state will vote. Same with bumper stickers and yard signs.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 05, 2016 05:32 PM (Cu/XA)

76 I can't do theses in my head, at least all the way, so my only other option is to setup a board and play it out.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 05:32 PM (sWbjH)

77 Well some good news, a painting of the Last Supper long thought beyond being saved after the Arno flooded out portions of Florence Italy killing 100 in 1966 has been restored.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ht7hhqa

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:32 PM (QxSkR)

78 WHOLE PEOPLE SHOWED TO SEE & HEAR KAINE HAHAHA

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 05:30 PM (y3aQB)

Link, please. Please let this be true.........

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:32 PM (d76uN)

79 I think the WI rally was cancelled due to coinciding with the Packers game. Then he scheduled the MN.
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It's still up, apparently he rescheduled Wisconsin to 3PM.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 05:33 PM (G8TO0)

80 I saw Kaine in Tallahassee, and there was way more press than people. It was him and Gabby Giffords. I literally walked up, got looked up pand down by secret service and spoke to him for a few mins (I was polite, since he was not even talking about policy).

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 05, 2016 05:33 PM (a7FXx)

81 I'm ba-ack.

Posted by: Hillary's cough at November 05, 2016 05:34 PM (zu88C)

82 Thanks All Hail Eris, I shall endeavour to persevere with this writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:35 PM (QxSkR)

83 https://tinyurl.com/z2zfna5

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:32 PM (d76uN)

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 05:36 PM (y3aQB)

84 I can't do theses in my head, at least all the way, so my only other option is to setup a board and play it out.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 05:32 PM (sWbjH)

Nothing wrong with that. Get out the board, set up the position, and move the pieces around a lot. That's how you learn.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 05:37 PM (qVka1)

85
72
That is powerful Tami.

Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2016 05:31 PM (6UwHL)

Right? If they could get that down to 30 secs it would make a great commercial.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:37 PM (Enq6K)

86 Call it what you want I think it's time to finally agree that if Candidate x gets 10K people at a rally and the opponent gets 100, it doesn't mean anything in how the state will vote.

**********************************

I do get tired of the retort when one says "Trump is behind in the polls": "BUT HE GETS BAZOOLION PEOPLE AT HIS RALLIES!!!!111eleventy" I want it to be true but I want to be cautiously pessimistic too in case my ass gets reamed yet again.

That said, I do think it points to a enthusiasm gap, and these rallies are helpful in milking the crowds for volunteers to go knock on doors.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 05:37 PM (G8TO0)

87 I don't believe in Pedo Island.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 05:38 PM (3myMJ)

88 Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 05:36 PM (y3aQB)

You sure that wasn't the line for the Sammich shop?

Tee Hee

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:38 PM (d76uN)

89 Trump canceled his rally in American Samoa too. This spells certain doom for his campaign.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 05:39 PM (6IPEM)

90 Hold on! Hold on! I promise hagiography once I leave office! You're welcome!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 05, 2016 05:39 PM (gwG9s)

91 What's everyone cooking for election day? Finger food or full on 3 course meal?

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:41 PM (Enq6K)

92 And the Powerball is worth $142 million cash tonight if you win it and before taxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:41 PM (QxSkR)

93
How the hell is this shady, effeminate little punk popular?

Is that linked to a poll also?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:42 PM (zu88C)

94
Trump canceled his rally in American Samoa too.

He was afraid of reaching the tipping point.

Posted by: Hank Johnson D-GA at November 05, 2016 05:42 PM (IqV8l)

95 I went to Hot Air a bit and they were breathless about how Nevada early voting was a huge advantage for Hillary. How would they know this? They haven't counted those ballots yet ah e they?

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2016 05:43 PM (gcme+)

96 You gotta take TGP with a grain of salt. Sometimes a large grain of salt.

Everybody knows that he is all in for Trump. He is Bigly in for Trump but this is not the first time My Hoft has mistaken a sammich shop line for a Kaine rally.

Nor will it be the last.

Sigh.........

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:44 PM (d76uN)

97
95
I went to Hot Air a bit and they were breathless about how Nevada early
voting was a huge advantage for Hillary. How would they know this? They
haven't counted those ballots yet ah e they?

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2016 05:43 PM (gcme+)

I could be wrong about this but early voting numbers are solely based on a R ballot or a D ballot being turned in....not the actual vote on the ballot.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:44 PM (Enq6K)

98 95,
No, but facts seldom matter at tepid fume...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 05:44 PM (C9pBZ)

99 95. They are basing it off Ralston's data showing that DEM party affiliated ballots are very far ahead of GOP.

No one knows how they voted per se, but Clark County Dems tend to vote Dem at a very high rate.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 05, 2016 05:45 PM (a7FXx)

100 I don't believe in Pedo Island.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 *******
I don't either. Even if there were pics or video somewhere of men with underage girls, how can it be posted anywhere without the source risking being charged with possession of and disseminating child pornography?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 05:45 PM (6IPEM)

101 It looks like a mate in 8 to me, not sure what lines I missed.

1) sacrifice queen
2) double check with pawn
3) bishop & Kg5
4) check with rook blocks bishop and king retreats
5) move rook up and reveal check sends king back to g5
6) rook to protected g6 & kf4
7) other rook to protected e4 check, king to f5

reveal checkmate with rook to e6

Posted by: MikeN at November 05, 2016 05:46 PM (VdoJJ)

102 Dear Penthouse forums,

I never thought I would write about this. But it seems Ace of Spades is one of the last remaining shreds of sanity on the Internets. Could SMOD be in the offering soon?

Signed - Worried.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:46 PM (QxSkR)

103 >>>But it seems Ace of Spades is one of the last remaining shreds of sanity on the Internets.

UNPOSSIBRU!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 05, 2016 05:47 PM (J58HV)

104 in other not news, i live in a state full of stupid people...

http://www.yescalifornia.org/

YGBFSM?

they pass that shit and we're headed to Texas, ready for the move or not.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 05:49 PM (hvTMl)

105 Says the guy who obsesses over Winona Ryder....

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:49 PM (QxSkR)

106 No more knocking on doors for me. Woot! (Didn't really accomplish much, other than marking in the GOP database where Republicans don't live anymore...)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 05:49 PM (6FqZa)

107 Purely anecdotal of course, but Mrs. Old Blue and I sent in our ballots a while back in CO. She is a registered Democrat, and she voted a straight Republican ticket this time. Said that she didn't want to hear Hillary screech at her for the next four years. Usually we cancel each others vote.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 05:50 PM (9iR5/)

108 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

SO...

Colorado?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:50 PM (zu88C)

109 I went to Hot Air a bit and they were breathless about how Nevada early voting was a huge advantage for Hillary. How would they know this? They haven't counted those ballots yet ah e they?

***************************

How does a conservative blog site get to diddling and fapping themselves silly over every potentially bad news pointing to a Hillary win? Fucking retarded fuckheads. And Analpundit along with his bitch Ed can go fuck a chainsaw.

Anyhoo, I checked the results: in 2012 the dims had a 7% advantage over the GOP in early voting. Now it's 6%.

Not as much as a gain as other states, but the trend is positive for Trump.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 05:50 PM (G8TO0)

110 Interestingly enough, if one goes to the Nevada SoS site, more "rep" than "dem" ballots were cast, so there's that.
My guess is that "news" types are adding all indy ballots to the "d" side...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 05:51 PM (C9pBZ)

111 >>>Says the guy who obsesses over Winona Ryder....
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:49 PM (QxSkR)

That should be in all caps and use the Ben Roethlisberger sock.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 05, 2016 05:51 PM (J58HV)

112 All I know about Colorado is that Trump wants this state. He's speaking in Denver this evening. I'm not attending (been to two other rallies). I expect he'll do well. I hope he wins the state because then I get bragging rights :^)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 05:52 PM (6FqZa)

113 The polls will tell us this last weekend if trump is going to win."

Cute, but no.

Posted by: Al Franken's Oldsmobile trunk full o'ballots at November 05, 2016 05:53 PM (C9pBZ)

114 I've yet to see a single Hitlery sign. But I do agree, it probably means squat. Remember when the SCOAMF was campaigning, outta people's garages no less, and he couldn't draw a crowd. His venues also small, using high school gyms and such. Yet, the asshole won again anyway. I'm not putting much credence into signs/bumper stickers and mobs at rallies. My only solace is not seeing any Hitlery signs/bumper stickers.
I don't have to look at them.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2016 05:53 PM (CFc5L)

115 Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 05:45 PM (6IPEM)

Good point, and not only that but...in two seconds I can Google the fact that the Moon is 238,855 miles from Earth. Scientists who bother with such things calculate that distance to within a couple of inches at any time. It's official name is: Moon.

Even though the Moon is constantly moving at a high rate of speed, it's exact location can be determined at any time.

I've found no source that gives the actual name or location of "Pedo" Island. Even though Epstein and others supposedly fly in and out of there constantly which means it has a large and controlled airport operating under the auspices of a government agency.

Just by watching Flight Tracker an enterprising researcher should be able to locate the place.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 05:53 PM (3myMJ)

116 Thank you for your service BTH! It's quite daunting to knock on doors and talk to *shudder* actual humans. Plus one must have all one's arguments (and witticisms) readily at hand.

I'd end up sputtering and yelling "Because she's demon spawn, you idiot!" and that would not advance the cause.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 05:53 PM (EnKk6)

117 Reply by Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Maria Zakharova to a media question in connection with reports on US military hackers' penetration of Russia's telecommunications networks and electric grid.

http://tinyurl.com/zchf5xo

====

warm, fuzzy feeling...

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:55 PM (zu88C)

118 I am sanguine. 72 hours or so and we will know, but I suspect we will be pleased.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 05:55 PM (0F67M)

119 Mecha-weeaboo, thank you long time lurker, first time commenter. You're a great Amer... well, grea... well, you're something.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 05:55 PM (6FqZa)

120 116,
Que? Not trying hard, are we?

(It's Little St James island)

Posted by: Al Franken's Oldsmobile trunk full o'ballots at November 05, 2016 05:56 PM (C9pBZ)

121 104
in other not news, i live in a state full of stupid people...

If that were to happen, I wonder how long it would take them to become Venezuela?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 05:56 PM (9iR5/)

122 And,
no, rally size doesn't mean anything. Means less than nothing. Same
with lawn signs. The polls will tell us this last weekend if trump is
going to win.

====

Thanks for your concern , Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:56 PM (zu88C)

123 Mecha-gojira, Gojira needs you in the gym. To act as a punching bag, again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:56 PM (QxSkR)

124 One thing I did see in this Boulder suburb was a lot of "another union family for Clinton" signs. Guessing those would be teachers' union.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 05:57 PM (6FqZa)

125 Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 05:45 PM (6IPEM)

Already been hashed out. The vid, if it exists, could be uploaded to a Mexican or other Latin American Server without much of a problem. Viewing it here could be a felony.

However and a big one. If this vid would meet the definition of "Child Pornography" in the United States or not. It could be considered evidence in a potential criminal case instead.

You would need to ask someone better informed on the Laws than I am. Best advice, steer clear if it's real.

My gut is telling me anonymous is full of poo. I am hoping this is poo. For the sake of any Kids involved.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:57 PM (d76uN)

126 I remember Obama drawing crowds of over 10,000 at his rallies in 2008. Folks were crazy about his rubbish yet pithy hope and change message. Here in Cali, every other yard and car had an Obama Biden sticker and yard sign. It was insane. This year? Nothing.

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2016 05:57 PM (gcme+)

127 I agree with someone else that Trump peaked about 2-3 days ago and has faded badly since.

heh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 05:58 PM (0F67M)

128 (It's Little St James island)
Posted by: Al Franken's Oldsmobile trunk full o'ballots at November 05, 2016 05:56 PM (C9pBZ)

Marvelous! Got a source for that identification?

I wonder if I can see the resort and swimming pool on Google Earth.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 05:58 PM (3myMJ)

129 Can someone call down Mjolnir to squash the troll?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 05:58 PM (6FqZa)

130 Speaking of men in rubber suits, from 1974

https://youtu.be/Crs_2RZ-1dM

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 05:58 PM (QxSkR)

131 Obama won NV by about 6% so if EV in NV is close to 2012, it's not going to Trump.
******************

EV is not usually a good predictor of results. In addition to the EV data, the Axiom poll (10/31) indicated Trump gets more defections from democrats (+7 advantage) in addition to leading Indies by 7 (most of the polling was done before the FBI bombshell)

Put altogether that puts Trump ahead of Hillary 47% to 44% in Nevada.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 05:58 PM (G8TO0)

132 And,
no, rally size doesn't mean anything. Means less than nothing.
=====

So you're saying we should divide by zero ?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 05:59 PM (zu88C)

133 Street view could be interesting.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 05:59 PM (3myMJ)

134 Grond: the Hammer of the Underworld.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 05:59 PM (0F67M)

135 don't believe in Pedo Island.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 *******
I don't either. Even if there were pics or video somewhere of men with underage girls, how can it be posted anywhere without the source risking being charged with possession of and disseminating child pornography?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 05:45 PM (6IPEM)

Just think about Hollywood and their parties, they are saying that they used a Modeling agency flew them down to the Island for Photo Shoots etc then party. That I can see, that's how Bill Cosby got his girls and I can't remember his name but he is a big name Director that was convicted of rape and ran to France.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 05, 2016 05:59 PM (dKiJG)

136 I agree with someone else that Trump peaked about 2-3 days ago and has faded badly since.

**************************

I've given this a lot of thought and here's my response: Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 06:00 PM (G8TO0)

137
I agree with someone else that Trump peaked about 2-3 days ago and has faded badly since.

-----

Would that someone else be, Bill Wynn?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:00 PM (zu88C)

138 Clinto Cash just ending on One America News, on again at 1am and tomorrow afternoon at 5pm

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 06:00 PM (sWbjH)

139 We have trolls on the weekend chess thread? Wow.

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2016 06:00 PM (gcme+)

140 Mecha's gone to meet Rachel Corrie

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 06:00 PM (6FqZa)

141 66 Trump is scheduling 6 rallies tomorrow. SIX.

Iowa
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Michigan
Pennsylvania
Virginia

--

Holy cow. He must be guzzling diet Pepsi by the gallon.
Minnesota?
Virginia?

Please please please

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 05, 2016 06:00 PM (Om16U)

142 "agree with someone else"

Guy flying a sign at the corner of 3rd and Main?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:01 PM (3myMJ)

143

Posted by: Toni at November 05, 2016 06:01 PM (IOntn)

144 You gotta take TGP with a grain of salt. Sometimes a large grain of salt.

Nor will it be the last.

Sigh

Small line forming at Tim Kaine event venue at FSW campus in Fort Myers NBC2 is here

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:01 PM (y3aQB)

145 I agree with someone else that Trump peaked about 2-3 days ago and has faded badly since. That FBI letter dropped too early and the wiki stuff was all a big nothing.
Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 05, 2016 05:57 PM (w/Ibo)

This I don't get. What, peoples' opinions go up and down like a yo-yo? Good yesterday, bad today. Undecideds have got to be the flakiest, flightiest people on the planet.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2016 06:01 PM (CFc5L)

146 Source? There's this thingy called the www. Try one of the various search engines.

Btw, the smoking gun has some excellent documentation on little willies visits...

Posted by: Al Franken's Oldsmobile trunk full o'ballots at November 05, 2016 06:01 PM (C9pBZ)

147 110---How does a conservative blog site get to diddling and fapping themselves silly over every potentially bad news pointing to a Hillary win?
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 05:50 PM (G8TO0)
----------------------------------------
I don't get it. I just don't get it.

Being an Eeyore is one thing. Hell, I'm a Super-Eeyore and have been one since the get-go where this election is concerned. But I would LOVE to proven wrong. I desperately hope I'm wrong.

How in the world can anyone even moderately "conservative" WANT the Left to win? How can anyone with any moral compass rejoice in that Bitch?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 05, 2016 06:02 PM (Nox3c)

148 Why would you put out a sign in your yard only to be stolen or a rock thrown through your window? (yes, that happened to my son.) Or a sticker on your car only to have vehicle keyed? ( yes, happened to wife's car.)

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2016 06:02 PM (Dhht7)

149 You've hit the big time OM!

Two trolls this thread vs one last week.

Winning!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 06:02 PM (d76uN)

150 Someone is getting paid overtime at the glory hole????

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:02 PM (QxSkR)

151 Thanks for that blast from the past, Anna.

As I kid I saw "Godzilla on Monster Island" -- or was it retitled "Destroy All Monsters"? -- on the big screen and was in kaiju heaven.

https://youtu.be/Crs_2RZ-1dM

I distinctly remember the Cat-zilla. My viewing was in Ingrish of course.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 06:03 PM (EnKk6)

152
We have trolls on the weekend chess thread? Wow.

====

It's all due to Hillary's amazing rise in the polls and her incredible popularity and record-setting turnout.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:03 PM (zu88C)

153 Tepid fume featuring Capn Squishy is "conservative"

You keep using that word...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 06:04 PM (C9pBZ)

154 It's all due to Hillary's amazing rise in the polls and her incredible popularity and record-setting turnout.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:03 PM (zu88C)

I know, right? She's got such a huge lead and Trump is 'fading badly', you'd think they'd be off duty at this point.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:05 PM (Enq6K)

155 I'll be bahk.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:05 PM (3myMJ)

156 Nyah? Neko-jira? Kowai!!!

*watches the JGSDF deploy their giant maser yarn balls*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:05 PM (QxSkR)

157 So I'm up here in southern NH. Drove by the grocery store today. There was a pickup truck with a huge Trump sign in the bed. American, POW and Trump/Pence flags waving off it. A bunch of people along the street. Women holding a Women For Trump banner. Guys holding a Veterans and Cops For Trump banner. Music system playing Battle Hymn of the Republic. A woman dressed in B&W striped prisoner outfit with a Hillary mask on, standing behind a Hillary for Prison 2016 yard sign. People driving by were honking, waving, thumbs up out their windows. Something's up.

Posted by: Killer Tomato at November 05, 2016 06:05 PM (WstIU)

158 How in the world can anyone even moderately "conservative" WANT the Left to win? How can anyone with any moral compass rejoice in that Bitch?
*******************

The butt fucking stupidity of shitweasels at these "conservative" blogs consists of making two assumptions:

1. That Congress will keep Hillary in check and prevent her from executing her hard left agenda on the country.

2. That the media will put Trump behind them and go back to good old fashioned hard hitting journalism as another check on Hillary. You think I'm kidding, but Jonah Goldberg actually said this.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 06:05 PM (G8TO0)

159 I am deeply concerned that Trump peaked 10 minutes ago.
Oh well.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 05, 2016 06:06 PM (Om16U)

160 My gut is telling me anonymous is full of poo. I am hoping this is poo. For the sake of any Kids involved.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 05:57 PM
*******
Same here, Tim in IL. As much as I'd like to see the downfall of the Clintons and the two of them locked up, I don't want it be with something this terrible. The only thing I can see that lends this credence to this theory is that Epstein did serve time for pedo behavior. He has a long established history of preferring 16-17 yr olds girls. I think he has upped his age preference after getting out of jail to 18 and 19 yr olds to avoid more jail time.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 06:06 PM (6IPEM)

161 https://tinyurl.com/h3wxwdq

UPDATE: MC2 Modeling Agency Owner, Accused Of Providing Jeffrey Epstein With Under Age Models, Denies Allegations
Posted on February 9, 2015

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:06 PM (y3aQB)

162 Murder our special! 2 4 1 fun! Membership special! Just use the code: Barrysentme.

Posted by: Man's Country at November 05, 2016 06:07 PM (gwG9s)

163 Have we reached peak Hillary! desperation yet?

Stay tuned until Tuesday, if your meds and antacids hold out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:08 PM (QxSkR)

164 Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 05, 2016 06:06 PM (Om16U)

I am Deeply Concerned about your Concern

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:09 PM (y3aQB)

165 I'd like to think such horrors didn't happen, but I've run across some really ugly stuff, so I wouldn't be surprised...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 06:10 PM (C9pBZ)

166 Quite a trick, landing jets on an island with no runway.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:10 PM (3myMJ)

167 I don't know what to think about these pedo allegations. Bill always seemed to be more into busty women and not young kids. And Hillary is at best asexual, probably more interested in women rather than men.

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2016 06:11 PM (gcme+)

168 I am Deeply Concerned about your Concern
Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:09 PM (y3aQB)

I have to go SCUBA diving to plumb the depths of my concern for your deep concern about my concern.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 05, 2016 06:11 PM (Om16U)

169 landing jets on an island with no runway

Cessna? Helicopter?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 06:11 PM (6FqZa)

170 Problem 4: I see mate in 11

1. Q-h5+, Nxh5
2. Pxe6++, K-g6
3. B-c2+, K-g5
4. R-f5+, K-g6
5. R-f6++, K-g5
6. R-g6+, K-h4
7. P-g3+, Nxg3
8. Pxg3+, K-h5
9. P-g4+, K-h4
10. K-g2, Bxe6
11. R-h1#

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 05, 2016 06:12 PM (L7t0A)

171 Quite a trick, landing jets on an island with no runway.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:10 PM (3myMJ)

It has a helipad.

The Caribbean is full of tiny privately owned islands that are too small to have airstrips for jets. The wealthy owners jet into larger islands and then take boats, small planes or helicopters to their islands.

Posted by: stace at November 05, 2016 06:13 PM (ozZau)

172 I agree with someone else that Trump peaked about 2-3 days ago and has faded badly since.

Ah, so you've been talking to the crack whores that hang out near the Wilmington Acela station then?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 05, 2016 06:13 PM (qJhUV)

173 "Greg" is another troll y'all. vaZxb is same hash as the guy here :-

http://minx.cc:1080/?post=358310

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 06:13 PM (6FqZa)

174
He has a long established history of preferring 16-17 yr olds girls. I
think he has upped his age preference after getting out of jail to 18
and 19 yr olds to avoid more jail time.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 06:06 PM (6IPEM)

Nope, they don't change and the short sentence he received would only encourage him, as he thinks he is untouchable.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 05, 2016 06:13 PM (7N6ox)

175 Queen to Queen's level 3, Hillary.

Posted by: The Donald at November 05, 2016 06:13 PM (kATU+)

176 Well trump has taken a +5 lead in the the LA Times/USC poll right? So, hello landslide?

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2016 06:14 PM (gcme+)

177 https://tinyurl.com/jnroy7m

Nate Silver Goes to War With HuffPost Writer You Have No Fucking Idea What You re Talking About

by the way as an aside do you think Nate has ever gotten laid i Mean other than his hand

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:15 PM (y3aQB)

178 Ah, there is a helipad.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:15 PM (3myMJ)

179 Oh noez photo of Trump grabbing you know what today!
https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/794958285942222848

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 05, 2016 06:15 PM (Om16U)

180 Posted by: The Donald at November 05, 2016 06:13 PM (kATU+)
---
"Queen to King's Level I"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 06:15 PM (EnKk6)

181 Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 06:05 PM (G8TO0)

If Jonah said that........*face palm*

Jonah Jonah you are a good man.....but holy hell

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 05, 2016 06:16 PM (R5HRU)

182 Yeah, we know. It's fun to play with the little toys, though.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 06:16 PM (/RKWU)

183 Clinton corruption only tip of iceberg. Hillary's Secret Srevice name: Toast.

Posted by: FBI Retired at November 05, 2016 06:16 PM (gwG9s)

184 180: Lemme guess, Trump's petting/holding a kitty cat (the actual pet not the, well, you know...)

Posted by: Jackal at November 05, 2016 06:17 PM (NiR1r)

185 Trolling is hard work here.
Jeeze.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 05, 2016 06:17 PM (Om16U)

186 Now with the ESPN-owned website FiveThirtyEight since I never go there. I did Not know this

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:17 PM (y3aQB)

187 Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 05, 2016 06:15 PM (Om16U)
----
Funny, but then I read the comments.

When will I learn never to read the comments?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 06:18 PM (EnKk6)

188 Posted by: Greg at November 05, 2016 06:16 PM (vaZxb)

BUT DAVID BROCK IS STILL POLEING YOU THIS WEEKEND

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:18 PM (y3aQB)

189 Dammit, I have to work at 3AM tonight to fix memory on a critical server. I guess that's after the time change though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:18 PM (0F67M)

190 "An interesting item there is a life-sized cow statue that is regularly moved to different places on the island, as well as what may possibly be a pagan temple"

Now we're getting somewhere. Ironic to put a pedo retreat in the "Virgin" Islands.

Cow statue?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:19 PM (3myMJ)

191 Does Soros pay his trolls double for weekend duty? Maybe the trolls should unionize and demand better pay..

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2016 06:19 PM (gcme+)

192 The only other part of this pedo thing that is puzzling is that these outlets pushing this story permanently lose all credibility if they deliver nothing. Why bother with the ruse?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 06:19 PM (6IPEM)

193 Someone banhammer Gerg, please!

Posted by: Jackal at November 05, 2016 06:19 PM (NiR1r)

194 Posted by: Greg at November 05, 2016 06:18 PM (vaZxb)

have you had your Jizz, Piss, Blood & Urine smoothie today yet ?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:19 PM (y3aQB)

195 And how is he doing in the ABC/Wash Post and IBD/TIPP trackers?

WTH? People are just making up polls now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:20 PM (0F67M)

196 Pamela Gellar has quite the list for this allegation if you want to go look into it

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 06:20 PM (sWbjH)

197 Oh geez All Hail Eris, never read the comments.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:20 PM (QxSkR)

198 186 180: Lemme guess, Trump's petting/holding a kitty cat (the actual pet not the, well, you know...)
Posted by: Jackal at November 05, 2016 06:17 PM (NiR1r)

Nope!

Cute pic, just don't read the comments

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 05, 2016 06:20 PM (Om16U)

199 158 ---- two assumptions:

1. That Congress will keep Hillary in check and prevent her from executing her hard left agenda on the country.

2. That the media will put Trump behind them and go back to good old fashioned hard hitting journalism as another check on Hillary....
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 05, 2016 06:05 PM (G8TO0)
----------------------------------------
Re a Hillary win: to believe #1, you'd have to ignore recent history. To believe #2 you'd have to be plain psychotic.

But those two arguments DO make sense when applied to Trump.

Ah, let's face it. There is no rational argument for any sort of non-leftist to want Hillary. None.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 05, 2016 06:20 PM (Nox3c)

200 The Pueblo Times/WinnDixie Poll has Trump down by 2.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:21 PM (0F67M)

201 I'd end up sputtering and yelling "Because she's demon spawn, you idiot!" and that would not advance the cause.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 05:53 PM (EnKk6)

==================
Ditto. I cannot rationally understand Hillary voters. I also need to manage my blood pressure.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 05, 2016 06:21 PM (tHwdc)

202 On the other hand +7 in the CABC/Thrifty Shopper tracker.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:22 PM (0F67M)

203 201: D'awww!

Posted by: Jackal at November 05, 2016 06:22 PM (NiR1r)

204 Ah. If our toy had bothered, it would've discovered that most boat in from St Thomas.
Of course, the next excuse would be 747 800s can't use Charlotte Amalie...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 06:22 PM (/RKWU)

205 Hmm. So Trump can play 3D chess.

The question is, is he any good at it?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:22 PM (sdi6R)

206 Posted by: Greg at November 05, 2016 06:18 PM (vaZxb)

Hehheheheheheheh......

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:23 PM (3myMJ)

207 FBN has asshole Nevertrumper John Stubbs on

President of Republicans for Clintons 2016

This is your leader CAC.

This is your boy , Y-not.

You watching this Chemjeff?

Watch carefully. Choose carefully.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:24 PM (zu88C)

208 So 3AM and a 7PMCDT football game.

I can probably sober up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:24 PM (0F67M)

209
"do you think Nate Silver has ever gotten laid"

Posted by: Evan McMullin - Totally Not Gay

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2016 06:24 PM (kdS6q)

210 You trolls may have missed the sidebar post by ace, so I'm reposting it here in the event you suddenly disappear and don't know why:

Dear Hillary Trolls Pushing Comment Spam,

If You Want to Run Hillary Ads on This Site, You May Do So By Contacting My Ad Provider and Paying Me Money for the Right.

You Are Not Allowed to Advertise For Hillary For Free. This Is My Property, and I Sell Adspace; I Do Not Allow People to Hijack It Without Paying Me.

Fuck Off and Enjoy Your Bans, "Concerned Christian Conservatives.",

PS, Spare Me The "You're a Coward Who Won't Allow Dissent." I'll Allow
All the "Dissent" That I Routinely Allow from Products I Don't
Necessarily Use -- Pay Me, Bitches, and Dissent is Yours.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

211 Posted by: Greg at November 05, 2016 06:22 PM (vaZxb

Not counting on it, just having fun with it. But you wouldn't know anything about fun, would you Greg?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:24 PM (3myMJ)

212 IBD 11/05/16

Clinton
Trump
Johnson
Stein
Other
Not sure

OVERALL
44.2%
43.7%
4.8%
1.6%
1.9%
3.9%
(Unweighted) 250 Democrats/290 Republicans/248 Independents;(Weighted) 287/257/215. MOE +/- 3.5

IBD shows too close to call

Seems a little tight, the presumptive queen is probably right in panicking.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 05, 2016 06:26 PM (7N6ox)

213 213,
Is "woman" a requirement? Cause if so, I'll go with "no".

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 06:26 PM (C9pBZ)

214 And now a musical interlude

https://youtu.be/Q7OpJAzQJyo

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:26 PM (QxSkR)

215 https://cyber.harvard.edu/people/jstubbs

this John Stubbs ? he is a CFR dweeb

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:26 PM (y3aQB)

216 Margarita, you're right. I haven't beaten it to death, but I've occasionally listed most of T-Rump's top policy themes of the whole campaign, and asked how this was the basis for wholesale defection by "conservative" pundits, commenters, et al.

Silence.

Similarly I've asked for a list of the examples of rash decisions and resulting consequences from T-Rump's past (which I know little about, haven't paid him any attention since his first splash in NYC real estate stuff). You know, this idiotic "temperament" stuff.

Silence.

Unlike ace I'm not the least bit interested in understanding the actual motivations of these people - since they offer nothing serious or substantive, one just assumes it's something else.

It just reminds us how dark things really are. The bulk of the country, including the very mediocre "elites", are simply unserious. Been looking that way for a while, but 2016 is spectacular confirmation.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 06:27 PM (QDnY+)

217 I did have a ad for Hillary or some Democrat yesterday here

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 06:27 PM (sWbjH)

218
As I kid I saw "Godzilla on Monster Island"

It's just a name.

https://youtu.be/4OwN7eYZseI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2016 06:27 PM (IqV8l)

219 Had to hit the grocery store this afternoon. While in line I heard the checker and customer commiserating but could only hear her. him. scared. etc. They were both older (65+). When I got to the checker I asked, so who are you afraid of, him or her? She smiled and sorta whispered her. I agreed and she was off. Neither was voting for the FAB, not even the kid with a mullet (gag) bagging groceries liked the FAB.

Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2016 06:29 PM (6UwHL)

220 "It's just a name." So Weiner is another name for peninsula?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:30 PM (QxSkR)

221 Interesting aside, but anyone notice the "Texas almost Hillary " meme disappeared after early voting? Turns out that GOP turnout was ahead of dim and "ind" in several locations, so no news...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 06:30 PM (C9pBZ)

222 https://tinyurl.com/jgen6nm

Exclusive Sen. Scott Brown Donald Trump Surging in New Hampshire

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:30 PM (y3aQB)

223 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 05, 2016 06:22 PM (/RKWU)

I can see the helipad. So they can fly in also. There is a good sized dock, of course.

Epstein owns the island. He has a resort at one end. It looks very nice from the images. Conferences are held there. Stephen Hawking has been there! (Ewww)

There's a cow statue that gets moved about the place.

That's all I've got.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:31 PM (3myMJ)

224 The only other part of this pedo thing that is puzzling is that these outlets pushing this story permanently lose all credibility if they deliver nothing. Why bother with the ruse?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 06:19 PM (6IPEM) fnord (6IPEM)

1) Some of the outlets are fake. Groups devoted to dirty tricks or just trolling as a sport create fake reports constantly to either embarrass people or just see how many people they can fool.

2) There is a long-running conspiracy theory about world leaders running vast pedophilia rings, with variations including aliens, lizard-people, and human sacrifice. People get hooked on these stories for the same reasons they get hooked on anything else, it's an endorphin rush to think you're fighting evil. These people are fapping like mad right now because their heroic fantasy is gaining traction.

3) The left knows they don't pay for sex scandals, so they use them to distract from Title 18/security violations and Foundation influence-peddling. The wackier the better, because the wacky ones are basically self-debunking *but* they still act as a distraction (and if conservative outlets fall for any of it, it's an excuse to call them discredited - which they kind of are if they fall for it).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 06:31 PM (wB8Tg)

225 Thanks Mouse for summing up the IBD for today. One interesting cross-tab in there that makes sense - the highest number for either candidate (it's for Trump) is in the Midwest regional break-out.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 06:31 PM (QDnY+)

226 *waves to Merovign*

How goes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:32 PM (QxSkR)

227 1. Q-h5+, Nxh5
2. Pxe6++, K-g6
3. B-c2+, K-g5
4. R-f5+, K-g6
5. R-f6++, K-g5
6. R-g6+, K-h4
7. P-g3+, Nxg3
8. Pxg3+, K-h5
9. P-g4+, K-h4
10. K-g2, Bxe6
11. R-h1#
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 05, 2016 06:12 PM (L7t0A)

Have you considered 7...Kh3 instead of 7...Nxg3? How do you proceed in that case?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 06:32 PM (qVka1)

228

The only other part of this pedo thing that is puzzling is that these outlets pushing this story permanently lose all credibility if they deliver nothing. Why bother with the ruse?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 06:19 PM (6IPEM)

I have no idea whatsoever if this is the case here, but apparently there are a hundreds of fake news sites cashing in on Facebook ads, and Trump or election stories get the most clicks. Link under my name.

Posted by: stace at November 05, 2016 06:32 PM (ozZau)

229 216.
Seems like a lot of weighting to give Hillary a tie at 44-44

Posted by: JBS at November 05, 2016 06:33 PM (O++Dd)

230
not even the kid with a mullet (gag) bagging groceries liked the FAB.

At least he didn't have a man bun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2016 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

231 Anon a mouse, that's like when Fox puts up their maps. DU did a poll late last week that shows Hilldog and Trump tied at 39%. Fox's electoral map still shows CO as leans dem rather than a toss up. Texas just leans repub. Ain't buying that one. It took them quite a while to move MO from toss up to solidly repub.
I don't trust the bastages as far as I could throw the she beast.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 06:33 PM (9iR5/)

232 You think I'm kidding, but Jonah Goldberg actually said this. Posted by: #NeverHillary
------------------------------------------
I have never lost more respect so rapidly and conclusively for someone I used to enjoy as I've lost for Jonah Goldberg during this election.

Posted by: Biergood at November 05, 2016 06:33 PM (v8Lx/)

233

This I don't get. What, peoples' opinions go up and down like a yo-yo? Good yesterday, bad today. Undecideds have got to be the flakiest, flightiest people on the planet.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2016 06:01 PM (CFc5L)

I'm convinced that the media and pollsters know, just as they have in some other elections, who is the high probability candidate. They are all playing "who's ahead this minute" in order to milk as much money out of the election cycle as possible.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 05, 2016 06:34 PM (pb5C2)

234 I'm very concerned that Trump has peaked out.

Handy for five bucks?

Posted by: crack whore that hangs out near the Wilmington Acela station at November 05, 2016 06:35 PM (tHwdc)

235 At a large indoor/outdoor flea market here in SW Florida there was no Hillary team. However, there was a Trump contingent which actually rented an indoor booth. Were very polite and several wore Tea Party Express for Trump buttons. They asked if we were going to vote Tuesday and told them we voted early and then thanked them for what they are doing for the movement. This was about noon and they bought tons of Trump stuff and only had a few lawn signs and bumper stickers left. Looking good here for Trump.

Not seeing any FAB bumper stickers except the odd one here and there. Not much Trump either, whatever that may turn out to mean.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 05, 2016 06:35 PM (75WaT)

236 gotta agree with gNewt. I am not paying any attention to the media this weekend.

It's raining here and I have Daniel Boone on the teevee. Imma dork.

Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2016 06:36 PM (6UwHL)

237 How goes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:32 PM (QxSkR) fnord (QxSkR)

Sick, tired, can't go to Nano write-in, should probably be doing something far away from any internets but I'm addicted to the info flow, even when it's bad for me (because most of it is wrong).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 06:36 PM (wB8Tg)

238 For years I looked at Jonah's columns, all summer maybe saw a couple and don't go looking for them.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 06:36 PM (sWbjH)

239 I have never lost more respect so rapidly and conclusively for someone I used to enjoy as I've lost for Jonah Goldberg during this election.

Posted by: Biergood at November 05, 2016 06:33 PM (v8Lx/)

Same here.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 06:37 PM (qVka1)

240 Problem 3:

1. Qxg7+, Kxg7
2. P-h8(Q)+, Rxh8
3. R-g5+, K-f8
4. Rxh8+, N-g8
5. R(either)xg8#

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 05, 2016 06:38 PM (L7t0A)

241 227
There's a cow statue that gets moved about the place.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:31 PM (3myMJ)

???

Seems like that would have been relevant in the mid-morning thread.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

242 GODAMMIT!!!!!!!
I was testing a .38 Special load today to see if a lighter powder charge would be more accurate. It wasn't, and now I have a &$@)%#+*] bullet stuck in the barrel.
SHIT.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 06:39 PM (Sfs6o)

243 There's a cow statue that gets moved about the place.

Are we talking Golden Calf here?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:39 PM (0F67M)

244 Unfortunately out here in rural Illinois, Peoria Siding and Window still has the lead over Trump in the yard sign department. 7-5.

You don't find any hillzebub signs until you get into Peoria Proper, near Bradley Uni.

The usual suspects.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 06:39 PM (d76uN)

245 It's just a name.

https://youtu.be/4OwN7eYZseI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2016 06:27 PM (IqV8l)
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How have I not seen this before? It's like a Venn of two of my favorite things.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 06:39 PM (EnKk6)

246 My mission is to take nothing about the election seriously until Tuesday. I've voted. So has the MereWife, lifelong Democrat, hates Hillary, voted Trump.

Nobody knows anything, so I'm not going to be "concerned".

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:39 PM (3myMJ)

247 Oh, weasel. That is not good. Please be careful!

Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2016 06:40 PM (6UwHL)

248 I hope you get to feeling better Merovign. Same here with the apparent 'contra info flow.' Local NaNoWriMo has fallen apart, no one wanted to be the liaison. Muddling through on the writing.

Let's set sail for Iscandar. Do you happen to have a Wankel wave motion engine handy???

https://youtu.be/42jnNqBHqnA

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:40 PM (QxSkR)

249 240 Problem 3:...

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 05, 2016 06:38 PM (L7t0A)

Nice work.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 06:40 PM (qVka1)

250 Years ago I used to have that same set in the Trump pic.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2016 06:41 PM (XoldI)

251 1.Qh5+ Nxh5
2.fxe6+ Kg6
3.Bc2+ Kg5
4.Rf5+ Kg6
5.Rf6+ Kg5
6.Rg6+ Kh4
7.Re4+ Nf4
8.Rxf4+ Kh5
9.g3 a3
10.Rh4# 1-0

h/t to Steve and Cold Bear. I started with his 11 move solution and looked to make it 10.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 05, 2016 06:42 PM (R+30W)

252 Weasel, bad boy! Lead or FMJ? Have a brass rod to punch it out? I've done it a few times (FEW times!), it wasn't that bad.

Squib load, or "light" (as in verrrry light) load?

4-inch barrel?

Paper or plastic?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 06:42 PM (QDnY+)

253 I was testing a .38 Special load today to see if a lighter powder charge would be more accurate. It wasn't, and now I have a &$@)%#+*] bullet stuck in the barrel.
SHIT.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 06:39 PM (Sfs6o) fnord (Sfs6o)

Have you had experience clearing squibs? IME it's not as hard as it seems, but one does need a fairly sturdy cleaning rod, or something else like a steel rod taped to protect the rifling.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 06:43 PM (wB8Tg)

254 Not seeing any FAB bumper stickers except the odd one here and there. Not much Trump either, whatever that may turn out to mean.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 05, 2016 06:35 PM (75WaT)
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I'm not sensing the Obamandias-level virtue-signalling smugness this time. The Hills stickers are more like desperate attempts to connect to other like-minded "individuals" in the barren wilderness.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 06:43 PM (EnKk6)

255
Seems like that would have been relevant in the mid-morning thread.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 05, 2016 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

I know! I just found out about the cow statue. It's life-sized.

Are we talking Golden Calf here?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:39 PM (0F67M)

There was a reference to a possible pagan temple, so you may be onto something, as opposed to Greg, who is on something.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:43 PM (3myMJ)

256 238 For years I looked at Jonah's columns, all summer maybe saw a couple and don't go looking for them.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 06:36 PM (sWbjH)

Same for me. And when he made that completely delusional comment a week or two ago about how a President Hillary will most certainly be held in check by the MSM, that's when he became dead to me.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 06:44 PM (qVka1)

257 166 Quite a trick, landing jets on an island with no runway.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:10 PM (3myMJ)

Yeah... because whatever you do...

Don't take a BOAT!

Posted by: Gillgan at November 05, 2016 06:44 PM (qf6WZ)

258
now I have a $@)%#+*] bullet stuck in the barrel.
Posted by: Weasel

Put in another cartridge, fire and the second bullet will blast out the first one.

Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: ACME Products

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2016 06:44 PM (kdS6q)

259 Put in another cartridge, fire and the second bullet will blast out the first one.

Repeat as necessary.

Ridiculous. You need to knock it out backwards with a bullet from another gun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:45 PM (0F67M)

260 247 Oh, weasel. That is not good. Please be careful!
Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2016 06:40 PM (6UwHL)
-----------
Thanks - I will. It's fixable, by my gunsmith, it just makes me mad and isn't going to be inexpensive, I'm afraid. The charge I was using was over the minimum for the cartridge, so who knows what happened. It's a really nice revolver and I banged on it as much as I dare to for fear of messing it up.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 06:45 PM (Sfs6o)

261 Funny I guess.

FBI HQ in Dee Cee vandalized. A perp has been arrested.

Via Drudge.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 06:46 PM (d76uN)

262 Local NaNoWriMo has fallen apart, no one wanted to be the liaison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:40 PM (QxSkR) fnord (QxSkR)

Mine's quite active, I just don't want to make them sick.

Maybe it was a Warp Ion Wankel Diesel-electric Wave Motion Em Drive.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 06:47 PM (wB8Tg)

263 216---It just reminds us how dark things really are. The bulk of the country, including the very mediocre "elites", are simply unserious. Been looking that way for a while, but 2016 is spectacular confirmation.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 06:27 PM (QDnY+)
------------------------
Unserious. Irresponsible.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 05, 2016 06:47 PM (Nox3c)

264 "Molly Ringwald is the true anti-christ."

You gotta link for that or are you just blowing smoke?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 06:47 PM (d76uN)

265 I mentioned Pedo Island 3 times and look who showed up.

ALLAHSCRUNT.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 05, 2016 06:47 PM (3myMJ)

266 Molly Ringworm is dead?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 05, 2016 06:48 PM (Nox3c)

267
Ridiculous. You need to knock it out backwards with a bullet from another gun.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Or, second bullet from behind, while hand drilling from in front.

That'll be sure to do it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2016 06:48 PM (kdS6q)

268 Thanks
- I will. It's fixable, by my gunsmith, it just makes me mad and isn't
going to be inexpensive, I'm afraid. The charge I was using was over
the minimum for the cartridge, so who knows what happened. It's a
really nice revolver and I banged on it as much as I dare to for fear of
messing it up.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 06:45 PM (Sfs6o)
Has happened to me a couple of times. Shouldn't be expensive at all. Both times it happened to me the guy running the range took out a metal rod and punched it out. Easy peasy. Good luck.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 05, 2016 06:49 PM (75WaT)

269 I have a P64 with a bulged barrel from double tapping Silver Bear. The 2nd bullet did knock the first one out though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:49 PM (0F67M)

270 Spray some Ballistol (or CLP, etc.) into both the chamber (if there's clearance) and into the business end of the barrel. Let it sit overnight and then as rhomboid suggests, try to gently punch it out with a rod. Worked for me.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 05, 2016 06:49 PM (Tyii7)

271 I poured Kroil into the barrel and let it set and tried using a wooden dowel but no luck. I'm tempted to use a brass rod, but I'd have to cut something to work.

It's a plated bullet - it moved a little when I was beating on it but seems stuck good now.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)

272 I mentioned Pedo Island 3 times and look who showed

That's MY thing!

Posted by: Beetlejuice at November 05, 2016 06:50 PM (tHwdc)

273 h/t to Steve and Cold Bear. I started with his 11 move solution and looked to make it 10.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 05, 2016 06:42 PM (R+30W)

Hadn't seen that line, but it seems to work. Good catch. I can't force the mate in anything less than 10. Unless Black plays sub-optimally.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 06:51 PM (qVka1)

274 Send the weapon to the JEF. Bet he could suck the bullet out of the barrel with no problem.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 05, 2016 06:51 PM (75WaT)

275 Thanks, and as usual, I'll wait for the endgame. I can never think through the moves, there are too many possibilities. I guess it is a question of "strategy" vs "tactics".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 05, 2016 06:51 PM (L7t0A)

276 If it's this bad now, imagine how thick and fast the crazy will come on Monday evening/Tuesday morning.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 05, 2016 06:52 PM (EnKk6)

277 I was doing some work on my laptop earlier today with the TV on in the background and I could've sworn I heard Biden giving a rally speech talking about how horrible Trump was in the way he treated women.

Joe Biden.

Posted by: Biergood at November 05, 2016 06:53 PM (v8Lx/)

278 All Hail Eris, it will hit 9,000 Monday night if Herr SkanklesFuhrer's internal polling keeps showing her dropping faster then well < deletes >

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:53 PM (QxSkR)

279 https://tinyurl.com/jgy4586

FBI AGENT SUSPECTED IN HILLARY EMAIL LEAKS FOUND DEAD IN APPARENT MURDER-SUICIDE

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:54 PM (y3aQB)

280 Evil pens DON'T POST FROM BULLSHIT SITES HERE.

denverguardian is NOT A REAL COLORADO PAPER.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 06:55 PM (6FqZa)

281 Merovign, rest up and heal up as best as possible.

And turn off the Intertubes, they are full of things best not seen or experienced by Man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:55 PM (QxSkR)

282 Wow Weasel I'd think Kroil plus tapping plus plated bullet would do the trick (they're almost as soft as most lead bullets).

Up to you, but if you can properly brace/secure the revolver, you *should* be able to tap it out with a wooden dowel. Esp. a plated bullet.

But letting a 'smith do it won't hurt anything (and shouldn't cost much either).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 06:55 PM (QDnY+)

283 Would it be possible to drill it out? Get a 1/4" drill bit at whatever length.( I have one at least 6", so you can get them)you have to hit it dead center and not hit the barrel. A FMJ would be harder but I use copper jackets and even copper is soft.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 06:56 PM (sWbjH)

284 FBI AGENT SUSPECTED IN HILLARY EMAIL LEAKS FOUND DEAD IN APPARENT MURDER-SUICIDE

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:54 PM (y3aQB) fnord (y3aQB)

SPEAKING OF OBVIOUSLY FAKE WEBSITES.

Denver Guardian's site is "theguardian" not "denverguardian."

Also, go to the "front page," it's complete blank.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 06:56 PM (wB8Tg)

285 XzRw1, awesome. Ace might want to reconsider even temporarily leaving up the substituted posts, since XzRw1 evidently gets some satisfaction from seeing the placeholders he leaves behind, so it hasn't worked as a deterrent so far.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 05, 2016 06:56 PM (L7t0A)

286 Also I am guessing you have oiled it up a bit.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 06:57 PM (sWbjH)

287 I had a .380 squib in my taurus tcp. Just put the barrel in a vice and knocked it out with a punch.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 05, 2016 06:57 PM (sqpGi)

288 279
**********
I hate to think about this, but if this is anything other than what they say, the FBI will come out swinging. The will do their own investigation and if it leads even anywhere close to anyone in the emails, there will be a monster to pay.

Posted by: smoabb99 at November 05, 2016 06:57 PM (HBU7W)

289 SPEAKING OF OBVIOUSLY FAKE WEBSITES.

Do people make money from these? I can see making a practical joke once but these sights seem to continue all the time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:58 PM (0F67M)

290 Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 06:54 PM (y3aQB)

Not again.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 06:58 PM (d76uN)

291 The sidebar tricked me into some freaky John Leguizamo cosplay. I should just be thankful it wasn't a Yoko-roll.

Posted by: Mopy Dick at November 05, 2016 06:58 PM (NnnZy)

292 Solutions up.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 06:58 PM (qVka1)

293 And turn off the Intertubes, they are full of things best not seen or experienced by Man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 06:55 PM (QxSkR) fnord (QxSkR)

You may have noticed some absence, I have mostly been avoiding crap. Hard to, as it's everywhere.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 06:58 PM (wB8Tg)

294 Yikes, Grump, about that P-64, that's crazy. Does is still shoot OK with the bulged barrel?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

295 >> Also I am guessing you have oiled it up a bit.

You want to use Butter.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at November 05, 2016 07:00 PM (aamBJ)

296 He better have left some tidbits to a trusted person who is going to get them out.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:00 PM (sWbjH)

297 I so know that well Merovign, tis like watching a train wreck in slow motion. And there is no commentary by Gomez Addams to lighten the mood.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 07:00 PM (QxSkR)

298 Do people make money from these [Stephen Glass-level obvious fakes]?

If Soros and the Clinton Foundation are paying, people are getting paid.

Evilpens: where did you find that link? I'm interested in following the trail of BS that led you to believe it. I think you've be interested too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 07:01 PM (6FqZa)

299 just saw a clip of Hillery at a rally in FL:
the song of the day was Screeching in the Rain

hope she don't catch newmonia...

Posted by: Satan of Walpurgis VT at November 05, 2016 07:01 PM (2JQBv)

300 Do people make money from these? I can see making a practical joke once but these sights seem to continue all the time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 06:58 PM (0F67M) fnord (0F67M)

Some through ads, especially when they're paying for a scam domain name (similar to a real site).

Some of them are just click/link bait for other sites.

I suspect a lot of them are paid for by someone, either as political dirty tricks or to give credence to their pet conspiracy theory.

Dirty tricks gets a nod because these things do seem to ramp up a lot during elections, though they're always there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 07:01 PM (wB8Tg)

301 We are located at 5915 East Colfax Avenue, Denver, Colorado 80220.

Just a couple blocks away from Freaky's Smoke Shop.

I admire your zeal but check and recheck!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 07:01 PM (d76uN)

302 I always thought Morticia was hot, sort of in the same way that Elvira was hot, but with less boobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 07:02 PM (9iR5/)

303 SORRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 07:02 PM (y3aQB)

304 You guys, cut Evil Pens some slack on that link. Only people from CO would know that's not the right name or people experienced in recognizing fake sites. I learned the hard way with Ace having to school me. He was nice about it at least. It's an honest mistake.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 07:02 PM (6IPEM)

305 I so know that well Merovign, tis like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 07:00 PM (QxSkR) fnord (QxSkR)

Yeah, and we're in the train.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 07:03 PM (wB8Tg)

306 Weasel, Try a bit of oil, Balistol, or similar down the barrel. Then use a wooden dowel close to bore diameter and gently tap the bullet back towards the chamber. This works for me when I slug a rifle barrel.

Posted by: JTB at November 05, 2016 07:04 PM (V+03K)

307 Horseface is going to the land down under, way down under.

"After announcing that Secretary of State John Kerry will be traveling to Antarctica, State Department spokesman John Kirby was grilled over why Kerry was traveling there and the trip's cost to taxpayers.

Kerry will travel to a research station at the South Pole in a trip that begins Monday.

Kirby said the foreign minister of New Zealand would not be accompanying Kerry when asked by reporters. Flights to the South Pole normally stop in New Zealand first. Reporters then asked what the diplomatic purpose of the visit is. Kirby said the reason is climate change."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (Nwg0u)

308 L, Elle: I got burned (more lightly) by a Boston Tribune link a Moron In Good Standing dropped in here a few weeks ago. Since I hadn't spent any time in Boston since 2003 I thought it might be a startup paper.

I'm still interested in following the bovine fecal trail that burned Evilpens. Presumably he'd got it from a source he deemed reliable ...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (6FqZa)

309 In my futile quest to keep up with the trees, I filled 5 1/2 leaf bags today. That's on top of the 7 I filled last weekend. But last weekend I did the front yard on Saturday and the back yard on Sunday. Today I did the whole shebang.

I am very, very sore.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

310 Evilpens, you running adblock and noscript on your pc? I'd heard there was some malware going around spread by the usual suspects via those sites targeting conservative websites. Just FYI.

Posted by: Jackal at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (NiR1r)

311 According to Bing maps, it looks like a parking lot. I used to live in that neighborhood.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (9iR5/)

312 >>>>Yeah, and we're in the train.<<<<

And there's no way to slow down.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (x3uSY)

313 And then everyone ran screaming because Mecha Barbra Streisand showed up

https://youtu.be/bt26e1OryQo

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 07:06 PM (QxSkR)

314 Keep on trucking EP. Just temper down a bit and assume that everything is bogus. Check and recheck then check again.

Keep ya busy at least.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 05, 2016 07:06 PM (d76uN)

315 Does is still shoot OK with the bulged barrel?

Oh hell no. I wouldn't even try it. I had to beat the slide off because the barrel was too big for the hole in the end of the slide. I have a replacement barrel but cannot find a smith willing to replace it. They all claim that they cannot use a Makarov press.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 07:06 PM (0F67M)

316 Remove stuck bullet

http://www.shootingtimes.com/gunsmithing/gunsmithing_1106/

Posted by: Willy J. at November 05, 2016 07:08 PM (Ha50C)

317 Grump, that's what I assumed (you wouldn't be able to shoot it again).

Isn't there some Makarov site on the web that has lots of links and info? I'd think you could find someone with the right equipment to fix it. Considering the number of those things around in the US now.

Or, I think Classic and AIM still have them for cheap!

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 07:09 PM (QDnY+)

318 I'm still interested in following the bovine fecal trail that burned Evilpens. Presumably he'd got it from a source he deemed reliable ...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (6FqZa)

If you search on your search engine of choice on the phrase "fake news sites", you'll get some interesting and informative links.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 07:09 PM (qVka1)

319 Come for the chess strategy, stay for the home gun-smithing.

Along with internet rumor control, and sub-par and inexpert "concern" about polling trends.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

320 The Clinton Terror is revealed, but it wasn't from Wikileaks, NYPD or FBI, it came by mail from Blue Cross.

My health insurance goes from $504 to $854 in January ... ~70% increase.

hopefully Trump cancels that. Otherwise, I just need to make it a few years to Medicare, and I'm healthy. ... I can use the $10,248 on toys for myself, and pay the tax/penalty. Thanks Obama/Hillary ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2016 07:10 PM (LhGBu)

321
wikileaks
05/11/16 19:12
623 new emails in our Clinton email search system (30945 total) wikileaks.org/clinton-email

Also 128 in PodestaEmails: wikileaks.org/podesta-email

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 07:10 PM (y3aQB)

322 312 >>>>Yeah, and we're in the train.<<<<

And there's no way to slow down.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (x3uSY)

It wasn't my fault! I pulled the handle!

Posted by: old Charlie at November 05, 2016 07:10 PM (qVka1)

323 Do CBS or the NYT or NPR or Reuters show up in the search for "fake news sites"?

Just wondering.

We reached the point some time ago where there are many days, and many topics, where they belong in there.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 07:11 PM (QDnY+)

324 Posted by: Jackal at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (NiR1r) Yes I am

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 07:11 PM (y3aQB)

325 And who sabotaged the Deadman switch on this Republic?

Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 07:11 PM (QxSkR)

326 Anyone ever play shogi, i.e., Japanese chess? It's a very cool game.

Posted by: josephistan at November 05, 2016 07:11 PM (7qAYi)

327 BoulderTH, I posted some totally fabricated link and then decided it would be smart to demand that Ace pay attention to it. It was a story about a Trump supporter being murdered at a rally. In retrospect, very stupid to believe at all. But it was a case of my own bias believing a story bc it's something that you expect to hear one day. Ace did very basic research and pointed out that every reference went to the same source and that the site had big obvious signs that it was a fake like no author to the story and a name close to a legit site. Needless to say, I felt dumb.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 05, 2016 07:12 PM (6IPEM)

328 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (6FqZa) NeidermayersDeadHorse hahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 07:12 PM (y3aQB)

329 Do CBS or the NYT or NPR or Reuters show up in the search for "fake news sites"?
Just wondering.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2016 07:11 PM (QDnY+)

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 07:12 PM (qVka1)

330 Is shogi similar to Go?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 07:12 PM (9iR5/)

331 NP Rhomboid,

Gerg was poll trolling, then asked about IBD, so I went to RCP and got today's hot take.

I did not do well in Statistics, definitely a math bridge too far so I don't understand how they can weight Dems more heavily than Republicans when the numbers for Reps were higher unweighted. Anyways, half a percent is not a daunting challenge and the Dem conniptions on RCP's editorials are worth their weight in gold today!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 05, 2016 07:12 PM (7N6ox)

332 I say that when 90% of DC repeatedly vote Dem, that the bureaucracy can not be trusted. Time for mass firings.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 05, 2016 07:13 PM (BS8yt)

333 Anyone ever play shogi, i.e., Japanese chess? It's a very cool game.

Posted by: josephistan at November 05, 2016 07:11 PM (7qAYi)

I never have. I'm having a hard enough time trying to understand the ins and outs of western chess than to have to learn a whole new game.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 07:13 PM (qVka1)

334 If we can admit we're getting burned by fake news sites, can we admit the 5th of November huge bombshell was a huge bust? Can we start remembering who is burning us?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 05, 2016 07:14 PM (utkBt)

335 I have never lost more respect so rapidly and conclusively for someone I used to enjoy as I've lost for Jonah Goldberg during this election.

-
Dude, I used to admire George Will.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 05, 2016 07:14 PM (Nwg0u)

336 Banana Splits: 0hour1's twitter seems to be the most culpable in spreading this stuff. I'd been calling it out all week.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2016 07:15 PM (6FqZa)

337 MAGA, there was an Ohio election official being interviewed on Fox the other day that said that there are some precincts in Ohio that would vote 100% for the Hilldog, and he wouldn't be surprised because of the way the voting districts are laid out.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 07:15 PM (9iR5/)

338 And there's no way to slow down.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 05, 2016 07:05 PM (x3uSY) fnord (x3uSY)

Doors are locked.

Looks like the forest is on fire.

Hey, is that Godzilla?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 07:15 PM (wB8Tg)

339 Went to an early Thanksgiving party in Cambridge, MA today. "I'm with her/she's with us" and "love trumps hate" signs in the windows.

Big news was that because of environmentalism we have to elect Hillary. Also came up about 10-12 times in conversation: "if the apocalypse happens..." "if the worst happens... at least we have Massachusetts."

These people are fucking dumb.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 05, 2016 07:15 PM (HUQNS)

340 And how is he doing in the ABC/Wash Post and IBD/TIPP trackers? Has he gained or lost ground in the last few days?
Posted by: Greg at November 05, 2016 06:18 PM (vaZxb)
---
he's polling well with your mom and your sister...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 07:16 PM (YBR3Y)

341 Looked quickly at Wikipedia, shogi reminds me of Stratigo

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:16 PM (sWbjH)

342 IBD is tied, also they increase Dem response by 12% (and sometimes as high as 20%) and lower Repub response by 10%.

I tried to find the 2012 responses to see if they had to go that far to get the demographic breakdown they expect, but didn't find anything.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 05, 2016 07:17 PM (BS8yt)

343 339
Went to an early Thanksgiving party in Cambridge, MA today. "I'm with
her/she's with us" and "love trumps hate" signs in the windows.

Big news was that because of environmentalism we have to elect
Hillary. Also came up about 10-12 times in conversation: "if the
apocalypse happens..." "if the worst happens... at least we have
Massachusetts."

These people are fucking dumb.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 05, 2016 07:15 PM (HUQNS)

I'd fake a back spasm and leave.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:17 PM (Enq6K)

344 Went to an early Thanksgiving party in Cambridge, MA today. "I'm with her/she's with us" and "love trumps hate" signs in the windows.

Big news was that because of environmentalism we have to elect Hillary. Also came up about 10-12 times in conversation: "if the apocalypse happens..." "if the worst happens... at least we have Massachusetts."

These people are fucking dumb.

Posted by: Phone of kari
****

Not dumb. Mentally ill.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 05, 2016 07:18 PM (hVdx9)

345 Kari sounds like a perfect time to emulate oh a demonic possession and spew pea soup everywhere.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 07:18 PM (QxSkR)

346 Phone, I can't remember if it was this thread or one of the underthreads, one of the California morons posted a link to a group trying to get a Calexit vote on the ballot in 2017 or 2018. They feel like they would be better off as a separate country. I personally think they should just so I can sit back and see how long it takes them to become Venezuela.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 07:19 PM (9iR5/)

347 Just put the barrel in a vice and knocked it out with a punch.
---
which vice did you select?

alcohol, drugs, sex...

asking for a friend.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 07:20 PM (YBR3Y)

348 https://tinyurl.com/pndafm5

Did Clinton Aides Withhold Damaging Benghazi Documents?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 07:20 PM (y3aQB)

349 Sharyl Attkisson

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 07:21 PM (y3aQB)

350 339
Also came up about 10-12 times in conversation: "if the apocalypse happens..." "if the worst happens... at least we have Massachusetts."
Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 05, 2016 07:15 PM (HUQNS)

They think Massachusetts is a "safe space" if the apocalypse happens? I'm not sure I follow their reasoning.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

351 Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

As Michael Savage says a lot "Liberalism is a mental disorder"

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2016 07:22 PM (y3aQB)

352 Phone, that's why you need to take a few Trump/Pence stickers and place them in strategic locations.

Trump is in the house.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 05, 2016 07:22 PM (BS8yt)

353 I'd fake a back spasm and leave.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:17 PM (Enq6K)

I'm so deep in enemy territory, "leave" would mean start driving. I'm getting a kick out of playing dumb and encouraging them. One of the host's parents was going on about how exciting the Jay-Z concert was. Yeah lady.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 05, 2016 07:22 PM (HUQNS)

354 I'd fake a back spasm and leave.
---
i'd eat some food, then put a spoon down my throat, vomit all over the floor, then claim food poisoning and leave...

but then again, it's been slanderously accused that i can be a world class asshole.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2016 07:23 PM (YBR3Y)

355 I bit on that Tribune site. I got hooked at the FR.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 05, 2016 07:23 PM (pb5C2)

356 Maybe a reference to Casablanca, we will always have Paris even if WWII swallows the world.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:23 PM (sWbjH)

357 Phone, that's why you need to take a few Trump/Pence stickers and place them in strategic locations.

Trump is in the house.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 05, 2016 07:22 PM (BS8yt)

American flags. It's going down Monday

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 05, 2016 07:24 PM (HUQNS)

358 We'll always have Hiroshima.

Posted by: Tojo at November 05, 2016 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

359 If we can admit we're getting burned by fake news sites, can we admit the 5th of November huge bombshell was a huge bust? Can we start remembering who is burning us?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 05, 2016 07:14 PM (utkBt) fnord (utkBt)

Been tryin' to get people to do that for like ten years, maybe more.

You're lucky if they remember to look half the time they leap.

I am kind of mad at the whole "leak collective," though WL hasn't really changed much, the "drip drip drip" method has served to *distract from* what's actually happened and leave people hanging on for the "bombshell" that never happens.

There's enough for arrests, but the DOJ is corrupt and those who should be applying pressure are waiting for a "bombshell" in a field of craters.

The "we're going to blow it all up on the 5th" crowd centers around Anonymous, who have never been reliable.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2016 07:24 PM (wB8Tg)

360 They think Massachusetts is a "safe space" if the apocalypse happens? I'm not sure I follow their reasoning.

-
300 years ago Jonathan Edwards lived there.Maybe they think that gives Massachusettes immunity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 05, 2016 07:24 PM (Nwg0u)

361 Nuke from orbit, only way to be sure with Taxachusettes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 07:25 PM (QxSkR)

362 I guess they think that that since MA is full of "smart" people like them, it will be a "safe space".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 05, 2016 07:25 PM (hVdx9)

363 356 Maybe a reference to Casablanca, we will always have Paris ...
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:23 PM (sWbjH)

Yeah, about that?

Posted by: Millions of islamic "refugees" at November 05, 2016 07:25 PM (7qAYi)

364
300 years ago Jonathan Edwards lived there.Maybe they think that gives Massachusettes immunity.

Sunshine go away today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2016 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

365 I dunno, I think it would be kind of fun to go all medieval berserker on their asses, then climb up on my throne of skulls and ask quietly "Who's next?"

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 05, 2016 07:26 PM (9iR5/)

366 I took a picture of the bulged barrel alongside the replacement one.

http://bit.ly/2fr5p0K

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 07:26 PM (0F67M)

367 Oh the punchline is that by "if the apocalypse happens" meant "if my druthers aren't flattered in a democratic election"

They're already against democracy itself. Do they realize it?

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 05, 2016 07:26 PM (HUQNS)

368 About that 'safe space' or 'brave space'

https://youtu.be/3__NN16uoXk

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2016 07:27 PM (QxSkR)

369 Nood.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at November 05, 2016 07:28 PM (pZEKq)

370 It just hit me, holy crap I get a extra hour of sleep tonight.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:28 PM (sWbjH)

371
I'm
so deep in enemy territory, "leave" would mean start driving. I'm
getting a kick out of playing dumb and encouraging them. One of the
host's parents was going on about how exciting the Jay-Z concert was.
Yeah lady.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 05, 2016 07:22 PM (HUQNS)

Ok then....tell them 'that Jay-z concert for Hillary sound amazing!" Then google the lyrics on your phone and read them to the whole table.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:28 PM (Enq6K)

372 Bahstan Bruins pure homer announcer Jack Edwards lives in Taxechusetts now. Hearing him announce a hockey game is like a root canal with a fingernail clipper.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 05, 2016 07:29 PM (7N6ox)

373 Maybe they think that gives Massachusetts immunity.

That's a good one. Look up how Edwards died.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 05, 2016 07:30 PM (H5rtT)

374 I can say that the majority of by butt boys are of legal age - if not we change their ID's to some foriegn jurisdiction with flexible recording laws.

I'll just be happy when Billary is pushed over the line with a golden buldozer. Bill are take is rightful place as the real President. We can finally do away with this "two term presidential" nonsence.

I long for the day when big arse Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama takes the next election and Barky is our first three to four term black Franklin Delano Roosevelt style president. Obamacare will take over Social Security and the Clingers will be given end-of-life counselling. Good ridence to "two term" presidents and to the clingers. Good day.

Posted by: Barney F. at November 05, 2016 07:31 PM (4acWK)

375 353---One of the host's parents was going on about how exciting the Jay-Z concert was. Yeah lady.
Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 05, 2016 07:22 PM (HUQNS)
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You should have clutched your pearls and quoted a bunch of Jay-Z lyrics. "OMG! That's even worse than Donald Trump saying p*ssy!"

Of course, to pull that off you'd have to have the Jay-Z lyrics memorized.
And you'd have to be wearing pearls.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 05, 2016 07:31 PM (Nox3c)

376 Horde to new Thread, check!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2016 07:31 PM (DMUuz)

377 Ok - I ordered a .3125" dia brass rod and will pound on it some more this time with a ball peen hammer. If that doesn't work, I will let my gunsmith do it. I was using a softwood dowel and a rubber hammer before and striking it like a girly-man. The new combination of tools might do the trick. Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 07:33 PM (Sfs6o)

378
366 I took a picture of the bulged barrel alongside the replacement one.
http://bit.ly/

Yikes!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 05, 2016 07:33 PM (4DCSq)

379 Grump -Ouch that looked painful

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:34 PM (sWbjH)

380 Here ya go Kari.....a sample of what he sang:

(Jigga) What's my motherf*ckin name?

(Jigga) And who I'm rollin with huh?

(My n*ggas) Uh-huh-uh-uhh-uhh-uhh

N*ggas better get it right, bitches better get it right, WHO?

(Jigga) What's my motherf*ckin name?

(Jigga) And who I'm rollin with huh?

(My n*ggas) Uh-huh-uh-uhh-uhh-uhh

N*ggas better get it right, bitches better get it right

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:35 PM (Enq6K)

381 Grump -Ouch that looked painful

I little bit of smoke and that's all. The slide was stuck back over the bulge. I'm careful now to use only quality ammo on the Mozambique drills. My mind hear the first shot sounding odd but I was already squeezing the second shot off before it registered.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2016 07:37 PM (0F67M)

382 The rubber mallet to me wasn't necessary as the wooden dowel is the soft part striking.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:39 PM (sWbjH)

383 380 Here ya go Kari.....a sample of what he sang:...

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:35 PM (Enq6K)

But Trump said pussy! Oh noes!! !!Eleventy!!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 07:42 PM (qVka1)

384 382 The rubber mallet to me wasn't necessary as the wooden dowel is the soft part striking.
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:39 PM (sWbjH)
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I wasn't sure if the outside end of the dowel would start to splinter - so an abundance of caution...

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 07:43 PM (Sfs6o)

385 2.c7
Inferior responses to this move are
2...Rc6 and 2...Rd8
Probably the best of a bad lot is: 2...Kf7

++++

My app went with 2...Rxd5
So it wanted to get that ~~bird~~ pawn in the hand instead of waiting for it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 05, 2016 07:46 PM (R+30W)

386 You could cap the dowel or if after a few hits if it did split cut off the end. I would think it would give unless it was the wrong caliber which I don't think we are taliking about.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:47 PM (sWbjH)

387 But Trump said pussy! Oh noes!! !!Eleventy!!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 05, 2016 07:42 PM (qVka1)

Right?

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 05, 2016 07:49 PM (Enq6K)

388 Is this the chest thread?

Posted by: Dolly Parton at November 05, 2016 07:49 PM (L7t0A)

389 No Dolly, this became the gun thread, but I'm sure the ONT will accommodate you later on.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:54 PM (sWbjH)

390 Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 07:47 PM (sWbjH)
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I need to put the gun in a bench vice and do this the right way. A big part of the problem was the wood of the dowel was too soft, I think. Will find out Monday when the brass stock arrives.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 07:59 PM (Sfs6o)

391 I would have tried a hardwood, maybe even try it first. One can be gotten anywhere.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 08:05 PM (sWbjH)

392 I suspect the dowel selection at Home Depot was made of pine or poplar something like that. Whatever it was wasn't as stiff as the brass rod coming Monday.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)

393 Well good luck.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 08:11 PM (sWbjH)

394 Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 08:11 PM (sWbjH)
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Thanks. I'll let you know how it goes.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2016 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)

395 I realize that real chessplayers have to be able to analyze without moving the pieces. But, for the sake of us poor fish, would it be possible to create diagrams where we can move the pieces around with our mice?

Posted by: bof at November 05, 2016 08:34 PM (Bu4wL)

396 bof - wrote above i have a chess board and do it manually. If you want go to a dollar store and find one of those plastic or travel boards.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2016 08:43 PM (sWbjH)

397 Re: Problem 3
Mate in 4, rather than 5:
1.Qxg7+ Kxg7
2.Rh5+ Kf8
3. h8(Q)+ Ng8
4.Qxg8#

Posted by: leukosfash at November 06, 2016 06:25 AM (mt/Ry)

398 Re: Problem 3
I see mate in 3:
QxG7+ - KxG7 (forced)
RG5+ - KF8 (again, forced)
H8#
jfk

Posted by: jfk1967 at November 07, 2016 02:53 AM (QtY5W)

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