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Impromptu Art Thread [OregonMuse]

Drunkards Progress_525.jpg
Life In Florida The Drunkard's Progress
Nathaniel Currier

Click pic to embiggen.

Of course, this is not the only painting that attempted to warn against the progressive evils of alcohol consumption. See also here and here.

And Nathaniel Currier was one of the partners of the Currier and Ives printmaking/lithography firm that started in 1834 and lasted until 1907.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:33 AM




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1 Excelsior!

Posted by: Zombie Foster Brooks at November 07, 2016 10:32 AM (77i7V)

2 Prohibition did provide some positives. The rate of cirrohossis of the liver went down and drinking on the job was no longer common place or allowed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 10:33 AM (c2q/b)

3 I've been meaning to ax you . . .

Posted by: Zombie Urban Carry Nation at November 07, 2016 10:33 AM (77i7V)

4 Where is posting in comments threads?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 10:33 AM (yMtCg)

5 Penultimate post in blog today

link in nic

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 10:33 AM (Om16U)

6 I intend to personify this tomorrow.....

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 10:34 AM (Enq6K)

7 This picture will likely, and unfortunately, accurately predict tomorrow's day for a lot of morons.

I'll take a Trump win, but I am pretty pessimistic at this point. Maybe cankles will stroke out...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 10:34 AM (wtvvX)

8 drinking on the job was no longer common place or allowed.

This is a positive?

I worked on a project in the UK. At lunch they would go and have a couple of pints. VERY little got done in the afternoon.

Of course, they get like 8 weeks of vacation, so, it isn't like there is some sort of diminution of productivity.

Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2016 10:35 AM (tewYv)

9 And oddly enough, one of my fave local stores is shutting down. Discounts on wine though!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 10:36 AM (wtvvX)

10 Step #9 for the win, should FAB close the deal tomorrow.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2016 10:36 AM (jxbfJ)

11 Where's the step where you get to be a cabinet member, possibly POTUS?

Posted by: BignJames at November 07, 2016 10:36 AM (x9c8r)

12 But there's no discounts on beer due to state fucking law.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 10:36 AM (wtvvX)

13 Maybe cankles will stroke out...

Someday someone will get smart and start trying to ID who the "Get Out The Fraud" workers are.

That will be an interesting day.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 07, 2016 10:36 AM (9krrF)

14 So - warning or how-to guide?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 10:36 AM (hLRSq)

15 If The Beast wins, I take it to mean that it is the" writing on the wall" moment for America. Pray, pray, pray...

Posted by: Jmel at November 07, 2016 10:37 AM (9MI2a)

16 Someday someone will get smart and start trying to ID who the "Get Out The Fraud" workers are.

Well, it's pretty obvious: Democrats, unions, MSM, other assorted commie treasonous douchebags....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 10:38 AM (wtvvX)

17 Poverty and forsaken by friends?

Don't need to be a drunk for that to happen. Just register as a Republican.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at November 07, 2016 10:38 AM (6OTHu)

18
I cant believe this.

Glenn, Pat, and Stu are now defending obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 10:38 AM (rW4yT)

19 When does Hillary reach step 9?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (v9gSJ)

20 From the York that is new
The builder of buildings dons the weasel.
Mangled language, smokin' wife,
The Hag of Chappauqua's mortal foe.
He speaks of the luxurious casino.

Posted by: jonstradamus at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

21 Good news is all polls are pretty close. Bad news is most polls have her leading by +1 to +4, except for the LA Times and IBD polls. What it all means, I have no idea. But I'm expecting the worst hoping for a miracle.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (gcme+)

22
Glenn, Pat, and Stu are now defending obama.


LittleGlennBeckBalls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (iynDC)

23 Hell, that's my daily routine.

Posted by: Chas No at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (pT4xW)

24 Prohibition did provide some positives. The rate of cirrohossis of the liver went down and drinking on the job was no longer common place or allowed.



Lead poisoning went up. Catching a stray bullet from a Capone drive by was hazardous to your health.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (el8j3)

25 I'm glad I'm not on Facebook or Twitter. I think it inoculates against the serious crazies. I only get low-level crazy, like Winona-love and an urge to watch the Banana Splits. Saves a lot of wear and tear on the liver. 👍

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (yMtCg)

26 I cant believe this.



Glenn, Pat, and Stu are now defending obama.





Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 10:38 AM (rW4yT)

At this point, you and about 6 other people heard it.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (Enq6K)

27 14 So - warning or how-to guide?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 10:36 AM (hLRSq)

For the Horde? Merely a prospective look at Wednesday.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 07, 2016 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

28 Easy for you to say, Mr. Currier. You never faced the prospect of a Hillary presidency.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 10:40 AM (v9gSJ)

29

The reason why obama ordered his mob to calm down is because he knew it would be very very bad if that Trump supporter was beaten while obama was speaking, which the mob was about to do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 10:40 AM (rW4yT)

30 Pat, and Stu are now defending obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 10:38 AM (rW4yT)

Who are Pat and Stu?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 10:41 AM (8hICw)

31 Glenn Beck = cautionary tale.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 10:41 AM (wtvvX)

32 Prohibition and the income tax made criminals out of more americans than they ever helped.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 10:41 AM (ileXD)

33 Good morning, everyone. My stomach and nerves are in knots about this election, so I will just be here for a few minutes and then I'm going off the internet for a few days.

I want to wish an early happy birthday to votermom, whose birthday is tomorrow. Votermom, may every wish come true!!! Happy almost birthday!





Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2016 10:41 AM (uHcnA)

34 So who is updating this progression for the Hillary years?

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2016 10:41 AM (2Mnv1)

35 I loved the Currier and Ives holiday scenes, the sleighs through the snow at Thanksgiving, the festive Christmas gatherings. I felt like they were my Christmases too even though my street dead ended into an oil refinery and on Christmas eve we walked across the street to my Grandmom's to eat tagliatelle with sardines.

But there was rarely snow.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 10:42 AM (nNdYv)

36 *hugs bluebell*

luv ya, sis!

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 10:42 AM (Om16U)

37 Who are Pat and Stu?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 10:41 AM (8hICw)

Glenn Beck's sidekicks, sycophants, paid ass kissers, etc.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 10:42 AM (Enq6K)

38 I suppose it's not a coincidence that this illustration appears the day before Election Day. OregonMuse is looking out for us.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 07, 2016 10:42 AM (zoehZ)

39 In the woods of Penn
In the city where brothers love,
Boxes filled by the dead.
Cheap wine, burning weeds to the needy;
The Hag summons the Pooky of the couch.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 07, 2016 10:42 AM (RD7QR)

40 Happy early birthday votermom! And Bluebell, thanks for the pecan pie recipe,

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2016 10:43 AM (gcme+)

41 The Hillary progression includes win primaries, collapse on 9/11, and ________ the election.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 10:43 AM (yMtCg)

42 Glenn Beck's sidekicks, sycophants, paid ass kissers, etc.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 10:42 AM (Enq6K)

10-4, thanks.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 10:43 AM (8hICw)

43 2 Prohibition did provide some positives. The rate of cirrohossis of the liver went down and drinking on the job was no longer common place or allowed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
--------------------

I used to have a beer or two at lunch every day, no prob. But I don't miss my office job one bit.

Today, I have to limit myself to one Irish Coffe. Have you ever seen a woodchipper in action up close? Those things need to be respected!

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 07, 2016 10:43 AM (nDrKD)

44 Glenn Beck's sidekicks, sycophants, paid ass kissers, etc.

And future companions on the bread line.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2016 10:43 AM (iynDC)

45 Regular appearance at step 3 on this arc is the line they talk about crossing.

Regular use of step 3 here
aa.org
is the line back to life.

Posted by: DaveA at November 07, 2016 10:43 AM (8J/Te)

46 Happy early Birthday, Votermom!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 10:43 AM (Enq6K)

47 Posted by: jonstradamus at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

These are good! I can haz more quatrain?

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 10:44 AM (nNdYv)

48 19 When does Hillary reach step 9?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (v9gSJ)
===

Never if I have anything to say about it! Instead of an apology she was be-bopping and scattin' all over me!

I'm losing it!

Posted by: George Costanza at November 07, 2016 10:44 AM (BDZWU)

49 I mentioned a few days ago that after the election I am going to reduce the amount of time and energy I spend consuming political news and replace that time and energy with productive, fulfilling, and fun things. In preparation for that I am deleting all my news/blog links and replacing them with other things. Except AOSHQ which will stay at the top of my favorites.

First link to delete is National Review in honor of their position as ringleader of #NeverTrump, er, I mean stealth #ImWithHer.

What shall I replace it with? Gotta be something not political or newsy.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 10:44 AM (SUtNI)

50 The fine art of Nathaniel Currier
A well-renowned anti-drinking worrier
He always beat the drum
'Bout the woes of demon rum
"No thanks, I'm driving. I'll just have a Perrier!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2016 10:44 AM (wPiJc)

51 That illustration is missing a step:

Pant-less Mondays!


Posted by: naturalfake at November 07, 2016 10:44 AM (9q7Dl)

52 The other thing I wanted to mention, for those of you who live in the DC area or will be here the weekend of Dec. 17-18, is that the Navy Band Christmas concert tickets are available as of 9:00 this morning. There are three shows that weekend.

Tickets are free and sent to you by email. It's a glorious concert if you have a chance to go.

http://www.navyband.navy.mil/

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2016 10:45 AM (uHcnA)

53 Glenn, Pat, and Stu are now defending obama.

Does anyone know the whereabouts of one Dana Loesch? She hitched her wagon to Beck's burgeoning empire and moved out of my market to big D. Besides being hot, she's quite entertaining and full of fight. She's hot too. I assume she acquired NeverTrump syndrome.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2016 10:45 AM (SeD0w)

54 18


I cant believe this.



Glenn, Pat, and Stu are now defending obama.





Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 10:38 AM (rW4yT)

It is sad. I used to listen to GB and appreciate his viewpoint. Then he went all cray-cray. And I refuse to let my ears be violated by his batshit banter.Rumor was he is shifting towards the left to try to get back to main-stream (yes perhaps even to MSM) to save his crumbling empire.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2016 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)

55 Aww, thanks Tami!

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 10:45 AM (Om16U)

56 Hmmmm. I must be doing something wrong. I never get past the first glass.

Lack of persistence, I guess.

Posted by: Emmie at November 07, 2016 10:45 AM (xVuS6)

57 IC, you're welcome for the pie recipe - let me know what you think if you decide to make it! I know a lot of good recipes for pecan pie were flying on the food thread yesterday.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2016 10:46 AM (uHcnA)

58 Question, why is the post labelled as "Impromptu"? Isn't this the normal time for the art thread?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 10:46 AM (8hICw)

59
I havent listened to Dana Lash in ages -- have no idea her position on Trump.

Probably negative.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 10:46 AM (rW4yT)

60 And thanks IC.

You guys are awesome.

Either way tomorrow goes, it will be a turning point in American history.

Praying now.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (Om16U)

61 G'morning, blue.

First thing I do when I wake up is read where I left off on the ONT - Did you see that Ricardo checked in last night?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (nDrKD)

62 47 Posted by: jonstradamus at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

These are good! I can haz more quatrain?
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 10:44 AM (nNdYv)

[Bows humbly] Most certainly. Doing the Nostradamus thing helps calm my nerves anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (RD7QR)

63 Keep Obama In President !

Posted by: Cleelind Obamaphone at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (gs8be)

64 49 I mentioned a few days ago that after the election I am going to reduce the amount of time and energy I spend consuming political news and replace that time and energy with productive, fulfilling, and fun things. In preparation for that I am deleting all my news/blog links and replacing them with other things. Except AOSHQ which will stay at the top of my favorites.

First link to delete is National Review in honor of their position as ringleader of #NeverTrump, er, I mean stealth #ImWithHer.

What shall I replace it with? Gotta be something not political or newsy.
Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 10:44 AM (SUtNI)
===

Charles E. Johnson's website Got News I think would be good. Btw, did you happen to see him troll Michelle Fields and her boyfriend Jaimie Weinstein outside the RNC? It was gold Texas Zombie! GOLD!!!!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (BDZWU)

65 I can't believe Comey's statement Sunday ended with "...unfortunately the computer with the emails accidentally got run over by a bulldozer."

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (id8cV)

66 What shall I replace it with? Gotta be something not political or newsy.
"dudeIwantthat.com"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (SeD0w)

67 The booze is a matter of argument
Whether drinker or tee-total is your bent
But come Wednesday I'll bet
Tap a vein and you'll get
A blood alcohol near sixty-eight percent!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (9krrF)

68 @BlueBell - may you find peace and serenity today and tomorrow. And may your prayers be answered (just as I hope ours here are). We'll get through this - regardless of the outcome.

@Votermom - Happy (early) birthday. May you have a blessed day, your wish(es) granted, prayers answered.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2016 10:48 AM (jxbfJ)

69 67
A blood alcohol near sixty-eight percent!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (9krrF)

In Wisconsin, that's called just getting started.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 10:48 AM (8hICw)

70 Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 10:44 AM (SUtNI)


Oooh, add my blog, pretty please! You may find your next favorite conservative fiction writer on it, you never know!

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 10:49 AM (Om16U)

71 I posted on the last thread... late.

Pray...fast..pray again and vote. Be not afraid...

Posted by: USNtakim at November 07, 2016 10:49 AM (hMqvx)

72 LMAO...defending Obama? What a piece of shit

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 07, 2016 10:49 AM (0LQ4f)

73 58
Question, why is the post labelled as "Impromptu"? Isn't this the normal time for the art thread?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 10:46 AM (8hICw)

Yes, but CBD usually does it. Looks like OregonMuse filled in today.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 10:49 AM (Enq6K)

74 "The Drunkards Progress"

Drinking alcohol is far preferable to tea, which can kill you lots faster.

Posted by: P.G. Wodehouse at November 07, 2016 10:49 AM (sCBEO)

75 Trump needs a 1% or so buffer in the swings at the very least.. That's what makes me angry. It would be one thing if we just need to accept the fact that we're a minority in a country chuck full of LIVs and corrupt dunb@sses.

But it appears to me that yet again, corruption will win. But there's still a chance....

The 'silent majority wave' must be real. I'm praying for it anyway.

Posted by: Cooldawg at November 07, 2016 10:49 AM (TxM1F)

76 Chi, no, I didn't! Oh, thank God. Thank you, thank you, thank you God. I hope he's okay. RK, if you see this, I'm so relieved you checked in and I apologize for wanting to rule out the worst possibility. We've been dreadfully worried and I hope you're on the mend.

The best news I could hope for today. Thanks, Chi.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2016 10:49 AM (uHcnA)

77 Kneel before Votermom! (happy early birthday)

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)

78 Beck should be mocked constantly...all forms of media

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 07, 2016 10:50 AM (0LQ4f)

79 Question, why is the post labelled as "Impromptu"? Isn't this the normal time for the art thread?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 10:46 AM (8hICw)

Yes, but CBD usually does it. Looks like OregonMuse filled in today
===========================

CBD is probably stuck Doing The Time Warp Again

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 10:50 AM (sCBEO)

80 I've also found lithographs fascinating. I'm not really sure why.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 07, 2016 10:50 AM (mf5HN)

81 Due to an emergency work trip out of the country that came up late Saturday, I will be unable to vote for President for the first time ever. Virginia has "in person absentee" voting, but the last day to do that was Saturday. So I am but a spectator to this dumpster fire tomorrow.

I hope the bitch goes down in flames.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (R5EqA)

82 OregonMuse is looking out for us.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 07, 2016 10:42 AM


Is that not always the case? Even through the gender-identification inquiry/concern posts, did xe/xer not toil mightily on The Horde's behalf?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (YYoIi)

83 Chi, no, I didn't! Oh, thank God. Thank you, thank you, thank you God. I hope he's okay. RK, if you see this, I'm so relieved you checked in and I apologize for wanting to rule out the worst possibility. We've been dreadfully worried and I hope you're on the mend.

The best news I could hope for today. Thanks, Chi.

Posted by: bluebell



Around post #753 on the ONT.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (el8j3)

84 I wish I was part of that 10% of the population whose biological make up prevents hang overs. The older I get , the more recovery time I need from the occasional .08 or more nights.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (c2q/b)

85 Odd thing that the early am threads are getting contentious. That is where I hang out because it was usually not strident. Art threads are usually muted for politics as well. I think a lot of us appreciate the slower pace and generally polite tones in the early am. Heaven knows I am very slow on the uptake, so mornings are when I clear my head.


Posted by: mustbequantum at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (MIKMs)

86 Pray...fast..pray again and vote. Be not afraid...
Posted by: USNtakim at November 07, 2016 10:49 AM (hMqvx)
-------------------

That is exactly my plan. Exactly.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (uHcnA)

87 Dana Loesch.... I assume she acquired NeverTrump syndrome.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2016 10:45 AM

Yes. She followed Glenn's path to #Nevertrump. The talk station I listen to is dropping both Glenn and Dana at first of year when contracts expire.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (2vRRd)

88 Step 7 was the reason I went to step 1 in the first place. It was the only thing that kept me out of step 8...so far.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (kfcYC)

89 I dunno. The Lions beat the Vikings in overtime @ MN. Wonderful things can happen!

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 10:52 AM (JBggj)

90
Does anyone know the whereabouts of one Dana Loesch? She hitched her wagon to Beck's burgeoning empire and moved out of my market to big D. Besides being hot, she's quite entertaining and full of fight. She's hot too. I assume she acquired NeverTrump syndrome.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


She used to be very NeverTrump but is less so now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 10:52 AM (IqV8l)

91 Oregon Muse for President!

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 10:52 AM (Om16U)

92 Trump shot a woman named Reno
Just to watch her die.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 10:52 AM (Nwg0u)

93 Sorry Texas Zombie I misread the last line of your comment. I thought you said it had to be something political or newsy.

I would highly recommend Red Letter Media. In my humble opinion they are some of the funniest people on teh internets. I don't think they've ever gotten political either. They just critique movies and Hollywood in general.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 07, 2016 10:52 AM (BDZWU)

94 My Grandpappy Used To Say- a limerick

If you ain't a-winnin' you're a losin'
And if you ain't awake, well you're just snoozin'
But to make it through the day
There just ain't no better way-
If you ain't sober then you're prolly boozin'

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (wPiJc)

95 After the election I will probably limit myself to two visits to Ace o' Spades per day and no internet use after work or on weekends.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (QCc6B)

96 I dunno. The Lions beat the Vikings in overtime @ MN. Wonderful things can happen!




Cubs won the WS and the Cowboys are 7-1.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (el8j3)

97 I'm going to assume the top level on that picture is the Senate. Haven't zoomed in.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (2z74n)

98 Zod - while you do your bit with Crom, I'm burning joss and offering a steer to Tengri.

Okay, I'm having a Winston after I finish a pastrami sandwich, but Tengri's pretty flexible that way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (ileXD)

99 >>Virginia has "in person absentee" voting, but the
last day to do that was Saturday. So I am but a spectator to this
dumpster fire Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 07, 2016 10:51 AM (R5EqA)

I'll be voting in Va. tomorrow. I know a few corpses who owe me bigly--I'll arrange to have one vote for you...

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (Bdeb0)

100 Nice Quatrains, gentlemen.

One more day to go before our fears are confirmed, that America as we knew it is gone permanently. In actuality we knew that in 2012 when Obama got re-elected. It was cemented for many of us in 2014 when our newly elected republican senate betrayed their election promises.

But here we are again, ever hopeful that our fellow man won't vote for their team or for free stuff, but put the long term health of their country ahead of their own immediate wants.

Temper your optimism with some realism this time folks.
The Browns aren't winning the Super Bowl.
The Washington Generals won't beat the Harlem Globetrotters.
A candidate undermined by his own party and subverted by the press and pop culture isn't likely to win a popularity contest.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (kKHcp)

101 CBD is probably stuck Doing The Time Warp Again
Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 10:50 AM


Well, today's theme is about "drinking those moments when ... "

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2016 10:54 AM (YYoIi)

102 I warned people on the ONT, but I repeat, don't waste your money or time renting the new Star Trek movie. What a piece of crap that was.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 10:54 AM (c2q/b)

103

Firebrand Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte said Monday he would cancel an order for about 27,000 American-made assault rifles, in his latest display of defiance against the United States.

The rifles were due to be provided to the Philippine police but Duterte said he would look for cheaper alternatives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 10:54 AM (IqV8l)

104
I have a bad feeling that the R's will now be very receptive to a Fairness Doctrine.

Our little rebellion must be quashed, you see.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 10:55 AM (rW4yT)

105 90. She's guilty of uptalking and vocal fry. But I figure a good spanking should cure her of those problems.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 10:55 AM (ileXD)

106 Does Barky have a war going on in Jordan, too? Hard to keep track of it all.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2016 10:55 AM (2z74n)

107 I think the cynical folks had got caught up in Trumpmenton and thought he could win. Now they think he'll lose and that's were all of the last minute sniping and arguing is coming from.

Personally I have no clue who will win, but the fix does seem to be in.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 10:56 AM (QCc6B)

108 The rifles were due to be provided to the Philippine police but Duterte said he would look for cheaper alternatives.




Cheaper than lowest bidder US Government Contractor?
Does he want non functioning parade rifles?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 10:56 AM (el8j3)

109 Alternate subtitle:

What Hillary Clinton's crony corruptocrat supporters will (hopefully) be doing from 9:00 EST to 12:00 EST on Tuesday November 8, 2016

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2016 10:56 AM (Fb9aZ)

110 Thanks, rickb. I don't know what the heck happened but it's post 552 now.

Anyway, God bless you RK, and I'll keep praying for you and your dad.

All right, everyone, I'm out now. I'll see you on the other side of the election at some point.

And don't forget to wish votermom a happy birthday again tomorrow.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2016 10:56 AM (uHcnA)

111 Nate Currier once drank demon rum
Which made him quite drunk and quite dumb
Met a sailor named Sally
Who walked Nate to an alley
Currier woke with an emwidened bum.



Now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 07, 2016 10:56 AM (9q7Dl)

112 Trumpentum

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (QCc6B)

113 A "political analyst" on CNN said that he'd "eat a bug" if Trump got more than 240 EC votes. I'm looking forward to that.

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (JBggj)

114 I've seen this print several times back when i was selling rare books & the like.

I've been at Step 5 since college.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (7HtZB)

115 Glenn Beck = cautionary tale.

-
Final stage of alcoholism?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (Nwg0u)

116 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 10:54 AM (IqV8l)

AK-74's for the win.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (c2q/b)

117 New Theory: Trump wins and it's overturned by a court decision.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 10:58 AM (QCc6B)

118 I'll be voting in Va. tomorrow. I know a few corpses who owe me bigly--I'll arrange to have one vote for you...
Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (Bdeb0)

That would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 07, 2016 10:58 AM (R5EqA)

119 Haiku:

Deplorable Horde,
Wearing our fucking ponchos,
Peruvia-bound.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 10:58 AM (ileXD)

120
Does Barky have a war going on in Jordan, too? Hard to keep track of it all.

No, silly. We have perpetual peace with no boots on the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 10:59 AM (IqV8l)

121
Firebrand Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte said Monday he would cancel an order for about 27,000 American-made assault rifles, in his latest display of defiance against the United States.

The rifles were due to be provided to the Philippine police but Duterte said he would look for cheaper alternatives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 10:54 AM (IqV8l)







From his perspective, it's a win-win. If Trump is elected, he gets to flip a finger at the Americans and up his already considerable Filipino Populist cred.

If Frau Gruppencankles wins, she won't allow the deal to go through anyway, because ewwww, guns are icky and he's not a mohammedan and I need them for domestic use *wink-wink*.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 07, 2016 10:59 AM (XWkhW)

122 >>> A "political analyst" on CNN said that he'd "eat a bug" if Trump got more than 240 EC votes. I'm looking forward to that.

Did he specify size??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 10:59 AM (yMtCg)

123 I've been at Step 5 since college.
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (7HtZB)


I topped out at Step 4. Then my body flagged me - haven't been able to tolerate more than one glass of anything since I was in my twenties.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 10:59 AM (nNdYv)

124 #106 Great Satan everywhere he wants to be. That's just another problem we have. It's Gulliver and the Lillyputains

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2016 10:59 AM (aAprj)

125 Glenn, Pat, and Stu are now defending obama.
LittleGlennBeckBalls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (iynDC)


Right. Glenn is in the middle of, uh, "transitioning" from right to left. Right now, he's neither fish nor fowl. I predict that within 1-2 years, he'll be a full-on screaming moonbat.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 10:59 AM (1dbI1)

126 I fear our Banana Republic, the state of Virginia, is hosed. We can thank the Yankees for this. Will Reconstruction never end?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2016 10:59 AM (vV/gB)

127 115 Glenn Beck = cautionary tale.

-
Final stage of alcoholism?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (Nwg0u)

Alcohol, bath salts, free-basing nutmeg - you name it.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 10:59 AM (7HtZB)

128 Melmoth: when George Takei is saying the movie is too faggotty, that is a clue right there to give it a miss.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:00 AM (NyR0Q)

129 Good morning horde!

Praying is the order of the day. But I want to try to "let not (my) heart be troubled..." too. Bad stuff happens, but we choose whether or how to let it define us as a person.

I'm not above some fist-shaking, especially if one doesn't follow their turn at a four-way stop, but I have let this election cycle really get to me, and I do not want to let those evil progs have rent-free space in my head.

So, have a cup a coffee, a doughnut if it's on your diet, something healthy if it's not. You are damn fine people, and I appreciate your various opinions, and Seamus' limericks very much.

And the pie recipes-mercy.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 07, 2016 11:00 AM (VnCI9)

130 >>98
Zod - while you do your bit with Crom, I'm burning joss and offering a steer to Tengri.
Okay, I'm having a Winston after I finish a pastrami sandwich, but Tengri's pretty flexible that way. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (ileXD)

Noted, brother apostate. Looks like *all* divine help is being solicited today! My guess is that Crom finds Clinton's deviousness admirable, but her failure to carry it off as amateurish and worthy of scorn. Her frailty makes her unworthy as a sacrifice, to boot. Basically, she's a wash.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)

131

Gabriel Over the White House starting on TCM
Barky's dream of complete control of the USA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:00 AM (IqV8l)

132 #121 Probably end up buying the same rifles from a cutout from the CGI.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2016 11:01 AM (aAprj)

133 Rumor was he is shifting towards the left to try to get back to main-stream (yes perhaps even to MSM) to save his crumbling empire.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2016 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)

Satan worshipers were said to kiss the ass of the Devil to seal the deal. Just think it's appropriate to evoke that image every time Glenn Beck's name is mentioned.

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 11:01 AM (OGbEB)

134 Duterte appears to be a brainwashed anti-colonialist.
As I understand it he went to a Jesuit college, so...

Anyway, I'm disappointed in him for his anti-Americanism.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:01 AM (Om16U)

135 Beck's company, Mercury, is unlikely to survive as a conservative company. He may as well throw his lot in as the "conservative" shill for the left. See if that makes his company survive.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:01 AM (H43MS)

136 Has any moron seen "Hacksaw Ridge" or "The Accountant"?

What's your take?


I saw Dr Strange and enjoyed it.

See it on a giant screen with a great sound system in 3D. DS is the type of movie that rewards that type of viewing experience.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 07, 2016 11:02 AM (9q7Dl)

137
A "political analyst" on CNN said that he'd "eat a bug" if Trump got more than 240 EC votes. I'm looking forward to that.

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (JBggj)








Be careful saying things like that.

Posted by: Werner Herzog at November 07, 2016 11:02 AM (XWkhW)

138 117 New Theory: Trump wins and it's overturned by a court decision.
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 10:58 AM (QCc6B)

269-269, election thrown to the House, hilarity does not, in fact, ensue.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 07, 2016 11:02 AM (RD7QR)

139 Whatever may happen to the republic, remember it's the Kingdom that counts in the end.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 11:02 AM (7HtZB)

140 140. Weak and old is her spirit horse. Can it carry her to the Blue above?

**casts oracle bones**

Nope.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:03 AM (ileXD)

141 Cheaper than lowest bidder US Government Contractor?
Does he want non functioning parade rifles?
Y
++++

Probably Chinese

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at November 07, 2016 11:03 AM (6OTHu)

142 I prefer Beer Street myself...

http://tinyurl.com/zhnm83w

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In at November 07, 2016 11:04 AM (CPk08)

143 59
I havent listened to Dana Lash in ages -- have no idea her position on Trump.

Probably negative.
Posted by: Soothsayer

I like her despite her Nevertrumper status. I think she really I lost it when she said Kayleigh McEnany--a double-mastectomy Trump-supporting pundit had no tits, was flat-chested or something similar. She probably didn't know but jeesus, pretty harsh as it turns out.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 07, 2016 11:04 AM (kfcYC)

144 As an official jinx, here's my prediction. Hillary gets 400 EVs tomorrow.

Go Hillary! (straight to jail)

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:05 AM (Om16U)

145 pray the silent majority screams a big F U

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 07, 2016 11:06 AM (0LQ4f)

146 Back from the store to replenish my brown supply from the depredations of my neighbors. This kind of wholesale propaganda ultimately led to the biggest mistake congress ever made and it was approved by the State legislatures who had been taken over by the prohibitionists. The public did not want it and flaunted the law. In the end it was repealed and voted on directly by the people. And if I am not mistaken it is the only question ever approved directly by the voters.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 07, 2016 11:06 AM (mpXpK)

147
At least one Electoral College voter has already pledged NOT to vote for the victor in their state if he doesn't agree with The People.


So, we've got that working for us.


Nice to know Our Betters are looking out for us and our stupid free will.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 07, 2016 11:06 AM (9q7Dl)

148 I'm never happy about death. Reno met her judgment and that judgment was final. She and we all will meet it in the end. Tip... drinking is allowed, be happy! Do not be afraid.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 07, 2016 11:06 AM (hMqvx)

149 Anyway, I'm disappointed in him for his anti-Americanism.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:01 AM (Om16U)

I thinkDuterte's anti-Americanism is simply a byproduct of the sheer batshit craziness lurking behind his beady little eyes.

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 11:06 AM (OGbEB)

150 128 Melmoth: when George Takei is saying the movie is too faggotty, that is a clue right there to give it a miss.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:00 AM (NyR0Q)

They only had that one quick scene but it was totally unnecessary. The script and editing were done by a first year student who had mistakenly registered for a film class.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 11:07 AM (c2q/b)

151 Dana Loesch

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 11:07 AM (/D5Lf)

152 Rum, sodomy, and the Loesch.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 07, 2016 11:08 AM (97XyN)

153 A "political analyst" on CNN said that he'd "eat a bug" if Trump got more than 240 EC votes. I'm looking forward to that.

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 10:57 AM (JBggj)




I hope the entire MFM has to eat a great big shit sandwich

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:09 AM (493sH)

154 I, for one, am looking forward to next week when Yahoo can transition from hating Trump to hating conservatives in general.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2016 11:09 AM (/HC6x)

155 PJM: "CNN Asked DNC for Interview Questions for Trump, Cruz"

So not only was CNN leaking debate questions to the DNC...the DNC was leaking debate questions to CNN!

If you incest.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 07, 2016 11:09 AM (Ndje9)

156 Crom, sodomy, and The Clash.

Posted by: Sharif Don't Like Zod at November 07, 2016 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

157 So how come it takes only 9 steps to become a drunk, but 12 to recover?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 07, 2016 11:10 AM (tHwdc)

158 >>I hope the entire MFM has to eat a great big shit sandwich Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:09 AM (493sH)

If he does win, the obnoxious neighbor with all her Clinton/Kaine signs is gonna get a bottle of Trump chardonnay on her doorstep for Christmas.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)

159 Live stream of Trump in Sarasota, FL. Begins at 11 ET.


http://tinyurl.com/hswssj3

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 11:11 AM (Enq6K)

160 I thinkDuterte's anti-Americanism is simply a byproduct of the sheer batshit craziness lurking behind his beady little eyes.

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 11:06 AM (OGbEB)

He's not crazy. He had a good run as a mayor.
But my hubby has a theory I think that he is cracking down on drug lords because he is one himself. Who knows.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (Om16U)

161 Sorry but this is laughable. The latest CBS poll which has hillary up by 4 had a random sample of 1,753 adults.

That's insane.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (iONHu)

162 This picture has been posted before.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (89T5c)

163 152. That's an excellent plan. Stealing it.

**pours libation to Tengri**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (ileXD)

164 So how come it takes only 9 steps to become a drunk, but 12 to recover?

-
How come it takes only a second to get pregnant but nine months to recover?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)

165 We'll always have the Pet Thread.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 07, 2016 11:13 AM (IEu7D)

166 He's not crazy. He had a good run as a mayor.
But my hubby has a theory I think that he is cracking down on drug lords because he is one himself. Who knows.
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (Om16U
===

So basically he's the Gustavo Fringe of the Philippines?

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 07, 2016 11:13 AM (BDZWU)

167
CNBC is prancing around saying the stock market will fall if Trump wins. Oh noes!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:13 AM (493sH)

168
So how come it takes only 9 steps to become a drunk, but 12 to recover?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks


It's like an M. C. Escher stairway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:13 AM (IqV8l)

169 So how come it takes only 9 steps to become a drunk, but 12 to recover?

How come it only takes a few hours to tie one on, and a full day (or more) to get over the hangover.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:13 AM (WlGX+)

170 OH SMOD, WHERE ART THOU?!?!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (wtvvX)

171 TCM showing Gabriel Over the White House.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (r/0kC)

172 So basically he's the Gustavo Fringe of the Philippines?

--

Heh. It's just a wild theory by the hubster, who is a Breaking Bad fan.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (Om16U)

173 Hey,

Any word from or Virginia Horde members on how McCauliffe's throwing open the prisons so all the felons can vote for Hillary is playing in Virginia? I don't know about you folks - but black, white, dem, rep, whatever, I would be sharpening up the pitchforks if they did that in my state.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (Fb9aZ)

174 I, for one, am looking forward to next week when Yahoo can transition from hating Trump to hating conservatives in general.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2016 11:09 AM (/HC6x)



I'm looking forward to everyone at Yahoo being out of a job soon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (493sH)

175 19 When does Hillary reach step 9?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (v9gSJ)

Hillary's progress includes some different steps:

Step 6: Disease
Already there

Step 6b: Poverty
Not likely.

Step 7:Forsaken by friends
If she loses the election or gets impeached and convicted.

Step 8: Crime
She passed this step long ago.

Step 8a: Desperation
She has one foot on this step, but if she wins tomorrow a big guy with a flashlight and an epi pen will lift her over it.

Step 9: Suicide
I hope she doesn't reach this. Substitute Step 9a.

Step9a: Prison
Too bad the system is rigged.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (lpHNf)

176 167
CNBC is prancing around saying the stock market will fall if Trump wins. Oh noes!!!

The MFM told the same lying lies about Brexit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (WlGX+)

177 WHOA

Drudge has a link (upper left "High Drama In Sunshine State") to a Politico article that does a breakdown of the Florida Early Vote. Two items jumped out at me:

a) A record 6.1 million votes. Dems have 0.5% advantage over Republicans (each have 39% of the ballots). That Dem "lead" does not match the 3.7% advantage they had in 2012. Republicans usually outvote Dems on Election Day.

b) 25% of the electorate DID NOT VOTE IN THE 2012 ELECTION

Politico LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/jcq26bf

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (JBggj)

178 If Hillary wins, what do you think will be her first big proposal presented to Congress? Do you think she will attempt a number of Executive orders right from the start?

She of course will have the MSM spinning all of her proposals as the best thing since sliced bacon.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (c2q/b)

179 New Fox News poll out shows Hillary now up 4, which is a 3 pt gain from just a few days ago.

Looks like things have broken Clinton's way.

Posted by: flanksteak at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (8OyJU)

180 I pray that on Wednesday I will be drunk on liberal tears.

And that celebratory fireworks will be provided by exploding heads.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (Om16U)

181 You don't have to be a drunkard for the bad stuff on the far end to happen to you.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (0mRoj)

182 CNBC is prancing around saying the stock market will fall if Trump wins. Oh noes!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan
----------
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Posted by: Biergood at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (v8Lx/)

183 CNBC is prancing around saying the stock market will fall if Trump wins. Oh noes!!!

++++

Wait. A bunch of rich guys will swan dive to the concrete?

*votes Trump*

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at November 07, 2016 11:16 AM (6OTHu)

184 Thefrowsy brunette in Step 2 of Currier's print looks hauntingly familiar.

No shit, I met a woman who looked exactly like her in abaron The Landing in St. Louis about 20 years ago.

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 11:16 AM (OGbEB)

185 LittleGlennBeckBalls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2016 10:39 AM (iynDC)

Bahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 11:16 AM (SUtNI)

186 Pieces of Sh!t: a Limerick

'Hillary is a piece of sh!t,
Barack is a piece of sh!t,
Harry Reid is one too,
Loretta Lynch is one too,
and Jim Comey is a complete dik. That's it.'

Hope you enjoyed it. Fair use copyright doctrine allows you to reprint it for educational reasons.

I have another hundred poems on the same topic coming out in my new book-- "Odes to the Odiferous: Limericks, Love notes and Sonnets".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 07, 2016 11:16 AM (kfcYC)

187 If Trump wins, the media will *suddenly* discover the record number of homeless people in this country.

Funny how that works. Whenever a Dem is in office, the media somehow never gets around to reporting on homeless people, like, ever.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:16 AM (WlGX+)

188 CNBC is prancing around saying the stock market will fall if Trump wins. Oh noes!!!

The MFM told the same lying lies about Brexit.


They also have a horrible track record of actually prediciting when real crashes come. Usually when it happens, they are sitting around, looking paniced, and hoping their interns will bring them fresh underwear.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2016 11:16 AM (/HC6x)

189 How does the drunk have the shekels for a pistola at the end, but robs folks with a knife earlier on?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:16 AM (ileXD)

190 Nary an ette' in the painting. What gives?

Morning horde a' deplorables. Keep the faith.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ridding the world of idiots one bite at a time' at November 07, 2016 11:17 AM (76Nj2)

191 How come it takes only a second to get pregnant but nine months to recover?


Now that's just sad!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 07, 2016 11:17 AM (tHwdc)

192 In the end it was repealed and voted on directly by the people. And if I
am not mistaken it is the only question ever approved directly by the
voters.


Well, it was the only one repealed by State Conventions rather than the State Legislatures, but close enough.

Interestingly, I found out that Mississippi was the last state to repeal its own State-level prohibition law, in 1966!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:17 AM (wtvvX)

193 Drudge reports Wikileaks servers are under DNS attack.

What a surprise. This is my shocked face.

Sounds like Democrats are once again using agencies of the U.S. government to sway an election.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:18 AM (sCBEO)

194 That "eat a bug" quote came from a famous Dilbert cartoon years ago dealing with annual evaluations. I had a copy pinned on my bulletin board at work. On my next annual evaluation I took a fake plastic cockroach in and after my boss read all the crap out I stuck the roach halfway in my mouth. He laughed his ass off.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 07, 2016 11:18 AM (mpXpK)

195 134 Duterte appears to be a brainwashed anti-colonialist.
As I understand it he went to a Jesuit college, so...

Anyway, I'm disappointed in him for his anti-Americanism.
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab

Did Duterte say something bad about America or did he just call Obama a son of a whore?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 07, 2016 11:18 AM (kfcYC)

196 Doctor Strange is the rare film that MUST be seen in 3D.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 11:18 AM (QCc6B)

197 Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (JBggj)
========================

Great news! Thanks for posting it.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:19 AM (sCBEO)

198 How come it takes only a second to get pregnant but nine months to recover?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)

I don't think one ever totally recovers from that.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 07, 2016 11:19 AM (Idu2i)

199
They also have a horrible track record of actually prediciting when real crashes come

+++

But they're much better at creating a panic, so..

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at November 07, 2016 11:19 AM (6OTHu)

200 52 The other thing I wanted to mention, for those of you who live in the DC area or will be here the weekend of Dec. 17-18, is that the Navy Band Christmas concert tickets are available as of 9:00 this morning. There are three shows that weekend.

Tickets are free and sent to you by email. It's a glorious concert if you have a chance to go.

http://www.navyband.navy.mil/

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2016 10:45 AM (uHcnA)

That kind of thing is one of the very few things I miss about working in DC.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 11:19 AM (SUtNI)

201 Posted by: flanksteak at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (8OyJU)

Doooood.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 07, 2016 11:19 AM (97XyN)

202 >>>>New Fox News poll out shows Hillary now up 4, which is a 3 pt gain from just a few days ago.



Looks like things have broken Clinton's way.
.
.
.
.
.Fox polls didn't make the top 20 for accuracy in 2012 according to 538. Just sayin.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 07, 2016 11:19 AM (iONHu)

203 How come it takes only a second to get pregnant
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM


C'mon. The average Hordling is probably good for at least 10x to 15x that, and maybe even 20x if they think of Lena.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2016 11:19 AM (YYoIi)

204 179
New Fox News poll out shows Hillary now up 4, which is a 3 pt gain from just a few days ago.



Looks like things have broken Clinton's way.

Posted by: flanksteak at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (8OyJU)

I think I'll wait for the actual election to see just how things actually "broke".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:20 AM (wtvvX)

205 TCM showing Gabriel Over the White House.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (r/0kC)


That's quite the commie agitprop film. Interesting choice the day before election day.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 11:20 AM (1dbI1)

206 Dirks, poet you are. Look forward to the 100's.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ridding the world of idiots one bite at a time' at November 07, 2016 11:20 AM (76Nj2)

207 New CNN Poll... Posted by: flanksteak

Smells like a flower, not like a steak. I suggest the name "Chrysanthemum" for you, my concerned friend. If you can spell it.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:20 AM (lpHNf)

208 *serves the Empress of Alextopia a large peach Hate Shake*

What about etchings? Or perhaps this?
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Wit-Knits-5.jpg

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Ein tag unt alles kaput for damen Skankles Fuhrer ja?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:20 AM (qVOjT)

209 When Trump wins tomorrow I advocate strong drink, dancing in the streets and going long on tar/feather futures.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:21 AM (sCBEO)

210 Wait. A bunch of rich guys will swan dive to the concrete?

*votes Trump*

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at November 07, 2016 11:16 AM (6OTHu)




We can only hope the limo liberals who have helped finance the destruction of this country do one positive thing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:21 AM (493sH)

211 Barack Obama just called to tell me to vote tomorrow.

Why does he think I'm an illegal alien?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 07, 2016 11:21 AM (tHwdc)

212 >>Any word from or Virginia Horde members on how
McCauliffe's throwing open the prisons so all the felons can vote for
Hillary is playing in Virginia? Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (Fb9aZ)

I know this sounds crazy, but my bet is that this isn't as bad as it sounds. I'd wager that at least a sizeable portion of felons see Trump as "gangsta" enough to support, and I'll bet many others have as much contempt for Clinton as anyone else. Finally, I don't see them feeling obligated to a enfranchisement/Dem loyalty quid pro quo.

All else equal, I'd prefer not to take a chance on them, and I wish Virginia wasn't, but maybe there's at least some silver lining.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (Bdeb0)

213 211 Barack Obama just called to tell me to vote tomorrow.

Why does he think I'm an illegal alien?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 07, 2016 11:21 AM (tHwdc)

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ridding the world of idiots one bite at a time' at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (76Nj2)

214 Charles E. Johnson's website Got News I think would be good. Btw, did you happen to see him troll Michelle Fields and her boyfriend Jaimie Weinstein outside the RNC? It was gold Texas Zombie! GOLD!!!!
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 07, 2016 10:47 AM (BDZWU)

I missed it. Our side doesn't troll well but when we do it's epic. Love the stuff James O'Keefe does. He is the true inheritor of the Breitbart legacy....not that trashy internet rag that bears his name.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (SUtNI)

215 191. It aint supposed to be a vaccination. By Tengri and my shashka and knout, I earn my banh mi!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (JX8/f)

216 Posted by: flanksteak at November 07, 2016 11:15 AM (8OyJU)

I think I'll wait for the actual election to see just how things actually "broke".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:20 AM (wtvvX)


How about that? A one-name commenter whom I've never heard before suddenly shows up out of nowhere with an armload of FUD.

Totes legit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (1dbI1)

217 Did you see that Ricardo checked in last night?
Posted by: Chi
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Heh. Had to go check. That's good news, in spite of his difficulties. Folks has been worried.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (7H/2n)

218 Romney lost Florida by only 60k votes. If the Dems are underperforming that should help Trump.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (id8cV)

219 Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 07, 2016 11:18 AM (kfcYC)

Yes. He indicated he wanted to end all joint military operations with the US. His military commanders walked back his statements.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (c2q/b)

220 212
>>Any word from or Virginia Horde members on how

McCauliffe's throwing open the prisons so all the felons can vote for

Hillary is playing in Virginia? Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (Fb9aZ)

I
know this sounds crazy, but my bet is that this isn't as bad as it
sounds. I'd wager that at least a sizeable portion of felons see Trump
as "gangsta" enough to support, and I'll bet many others have as much
contempt for Clinton as anyone else. Finally, I don't see them feeling
obligated to a enfranchisement/Dem loyalty quid pro quo.

All else
equal, I'd prefer not to take a chance on them, and I wish Virginia
wasn't, but maybe there's at least some silver lining.


Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (Bdeb0)


They could be pissed that they had to serve time and she hasn't.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (Enq6K)

221 How come it takes only a second to get pregnant but nine months to recover?



A second?

F'n showoffs

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (el8j3)

222 We're about to have our sovereignty stolen away from us. These judges who overturned voter id, there should have been massive protests against them, calls for impeachment, anything to show them that we are on to them and they need to stand down.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (v9gSJ)

223 Just to follow up from y'day.........email addy is "joeintx @ msn.com but remove the spaces. I admittedly don't
check it very often or respond.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (9ym/8)

224 Any word from or Virginia Horde members on how McCauliffe's throwing open the prisons so all the felons can vote for Hillary is playing in Virginia? I don't know about you folks - but black, white, dem, rep, whatever, I would be sharpening up the pitchforks if they did that in my state.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2016 11:14 AM (Fb9aZ)


The Virginia Republican Party, despite being so close to DC and a direct tie to the Stupid Party itself, fights.

McAuliffe pulled his shit and they sued him. He had to take it back then do it in a way that was less egregiously unlawful.

Regardless, it plays well for him. It fits Democrat brand. Democrats vote for Democrats not because of high moral character or because they agree or whatever, but because they get results, and will take whatever action necessary to pursue the most extreme batshittery imaginable. Guaranteed.




Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (tewYv)

225 Concern troll is concerned? Well I'll be.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (WlGX+)

226 Voted saturday. Did my part.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (/D5Lf)

227 Please let this joke become a reality:

"How many FBI agents does it take to push a handcuffed Hillary down the stairs?"

"None, the bitch slipped and fell"

Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (swEzU)

228 A robo-call for Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst... well ain't that special.

Back to the writing right Miley?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (qVOjT)

229 Any word from or Virginia Horde members on how McCauliffe's throwing open the prisons so all the felons can vote for Hillary is playing in Virginia? I don't know about you folks - but black, white, dem, rep, whatever, I would be sharpening up the pitchforks if they did that in my state.

-
Revealing in a number of ways. 1) McCauliffe thinks felons vote Donk. 2) He would rather elect a Donk than protect your family from rape, robbery, and murder. 3) The huge amount of tax money used to investigate and prosecute these crimes just went down the toilet. 4) A big FU to the victims of these crimes. 5) A big FU to the victims of future crimes committed by these new voters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (Nwg0u)

230
TCM showing Gabriel Over the White House.

Directly followed by Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (IqV8l)

231 Great that Ricardo made an appearance. Prayers have been with him. Is there a way to check for a particular commenter?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ridding the world of idiots one bite at a time' at November 07, 2016 11:24 AM (76Nj2)

232 198. It is possible to recover one's honor. Or so bushido teaches......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:24 AM (JX8/f)

233 They could be pissed that they had to serve time and she hasn't.



First thought is to get high, drunk, and laid. Vote? Nah. Not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 11:24 AM (el8j3)

234 179 New Fox News poll out shows Hillary now up 4, which is a 3 pt gain from just a few days ago.

Looks like things have broken Clinton's way.

--------

Well, might as well give up now.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 07, 2016 11:24 AM (id8cV)

235 CNBC is prancing around saying the stock market will fall if Trump wins. Oh noes!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Rest assured the big boys have hedged their bets.

It's only the little people with 401k's who would end up poorer, and of course it would be claimed as Trump's fault.

On the bright side, my Smith & Wesson trade is up 50% from Friday morning.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 07, 2016 11:24 AM (Idu2i)

236 Totes legit.

Flanksteak seems like a straight-shooter. Takes one to know one.

Posted by: Lon Horiuchi at November 07, 2016 11:25 AM (RKJF2)

237 How come it takes only a second to get pregnant but nine months to recover?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)

I don't think one ever totally recovers from that
===========================

Yes, but you do get your sweet, sweet revenge!

Daughter #2, a girl of strong opinion growing up, doesn't know it yet but her boyfriend is planning to ask her to get married. Or, at least, that's what he told me yesterday when he asked me if that plan was A-OK with me and her mother.

I predict little children will come along pretty soon after the starting gun goes off, and that's where the revenge gets pretty sweet!

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:25 AM (sCBEO)

238 223
Just to follow up from y'day.........email addy is "joeintx @ msn.com but remove the spaces. I admittedly don't

check it very often or respond.







Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (9ym/

Good to see you check in. You should give your phone number to a moron you trust/know. People were worried about you!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 11:25 AM (Enq6K)

239 I thinkDuterte's anti-Americanism is simply a byproduct of the sheer batshit craziness lurking behind his beady little eyes.

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 11:06 AM (OGbEB)

He's not crazy. He had a good run as a mayor.
But my hubby has a theory I think that he is cracking down on drug lords because he is one himself. Who knows.
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:12 AM (Om16U)



It's not that.

This is China's method of imperialistic take-over.

China is putting tremendous pressure of the Philippines(among other Asian countries) with their annexing of disputed islands and building of artificial islands on reefs within disputed Philippine territory.

The US under TFG has proven itself to be a faithless ally.

China has literally told them- "Hey, don't let's argue about this territory. Let's just take that off the table for 20 years. There now let's talk about how much money we can give you to build your economy or whatever."

Duterte's simply in the line my pockets phase of this devil's bargain. And the Chinese gain key sea lane influence in the Pacific. Eventually, China will call the bill. But duterte will be rich. So win!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 07, 2016 11:25 AM (9q7Dl)

240 TCM showing Gabriel Over the White House.

The sequel, Phil Collins Over the White House, was so much lamer.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:25 AM (WlGX+)

241 218 Romney lost Florida by only 60k votes. If the Dems are underperforming that should help Trump.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 07, 2016 11:22 AM (id8cV)

I'd bet everything I had the difference was fraud. FL just elected a tea party backed Senator and Republican governor. Polling showed Romney with comfortable lead . Unfortunately very popular Allen West got caught up in the fraud and lost too. They blamed it on redistributing which was a load of crap.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 11:26 AM (c2q/b)

242 232 198. It is possible to recover one's honor. Or so bushido teaches......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:24 AM (JX8/f

Grasshopper?

Posted by: Mag award or some guy that sounds like that at November 07, 2016 11:26 AM (76Nj2)

243 BTW, does anyone have the Hillary's Bitter Tears drink recipe. I think Publius was working on it.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 07, 2016 11:26 AM (id8cV)

244 Question, why is the post labelled as "Impromptu"? Isn't this the normal time for the art thread?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 10:46 AM (8hICw)


Because I originally set it up on the spur of the moment one day last week when CBD didn't show up, but then he did show up, so I never used it.

CBD posted it this morning but didn't change my original title.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 11:26 AM (1dbI1)

245 I may be mistaken, but I could swear I saw a commercial with Dana Loesch where she was hawking beet powder. For your health.

Posted by: Brule's Pruppet Nightmare at November 07, 2016 11:26 AM (+ASFF)

246 Friend of mine said she voted Hillary. I said, "so, you willingly destroyed your own future to ensure that of the democrats," and she said "yes!"in that "don't make me talk about this" way.

Democrat voters. We've been living in a zombie apocalypse all this time and never knew it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2016 11:26 AM (QvPEL)

247 Whatever Wikileaks has on FAB is fucking bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (89T5c)

248 95 After the election I will probably limit myself to two visits to Ace o' Spades per day and no internet use after work or on weekends.
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 10:53 AM (QCc6B)

The best stuff at Ace happens after work though. I will come for the Gainzzz thread, ONTs, Book thread, and Hobby thread.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (SUtNI)

249 Play - Doh therapy! I'm sculpting my ween.

Posted by: Patient Weiner at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (qlPzn)

250 Not exactly sure why, but I'm really not having a case of the nerves. I'll pray, I'll vote. What more can be done at this point. None of this is taking God by surprise. If you've ever prayed the Lord's Prayer, you're familiar with the part that says "your Kingdom come. Your will be done." So.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (DLIpz)

251 These market jokers keep saying that they prefer Hillary because they like predictability and they don't know what Trump will do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (IqV8l)

252 flanksteak is misnamed. He should be called rumproast.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (u0lmX)

253 I predict little children will come along pretty soon after the starting gun goes off, and that's where the revenge gets pretty sweet!



Fed sugar and sent home. Toy drums and trumpets for birthdays. And a puppy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (el8j3)

254 porkbutt would be good too.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (u0lmX)

255 245
I may be mistaken, but I could swear I saw a commercial with Dana Loesch where she was hawking beet powder. For your health.


Posted by: Brule's Pruppet Nightmare at November 07, 2016 11:26 AM (+ASFF)

You are not mistaken. You did see that.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 11:28 AM (Enq6K)

256 In the new Fox poll, Trump only gets 82 percent of Republican support.

That is a toxic number. This may be called for Hillary within an hour.

Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 07, 2016 11:28 AM (map8f)

257 Dear concern trolls- I would slam my d*ck in a car door to vote against Hillary.
While I am not hopeful, I am motivated.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 07, 2016 11:28 AM (m3iiU)

258 These market jokers keep saying that they prefer Hillary because they like predictability


and they don't know what Trump will do.





First "tell" that they are lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (el8j3)

259 a) A record 6.1 million votes. Dems have 0.5% advantage over Republicans (each have 39% of the ballots)."

The thing is we don't know how many registered Dems will be crossing over to vote for Trump. Some will - blue collars and Berniebros....

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (u0lmX)

260 Hillary and Bill visited pedophile island at least 32 times and like Bill Ayers - nobody is gonna do a goddamned thing about that abomination.

The DNC plotted to label Trump a sexual predator and friend of Putin from the get go.

https://tinyurl.com/gq9qjo3

There was another link I wanted to post that showed that the DNC was aware that the sexual predator accusations against Trump would put them in danger of libel allegations - I lost it.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (4ng05)

261 Back to the writing right Miley?


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (qVOjT)

============
Yep, thanks for the reminder, Anna! Today's goal: 3000. If I can keep up that rate, I'll be on track by the 12th.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (tHwdc)

262 Oh wow a very very very very concerned Mogira .... you need that diamond after Gojira's last beat-down..

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (qVOjT)

263 NLRB issues a "cease and desist" against Trump's hotel in Las Vegas; not a smidgen of corruption there; probably going to be breaking news all day in NV on the CNN et al.

100% guarantee there is not a single, similar time they've ever done the same before.

Just in time to drive out the SEIU vote . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (e2Rx3)

264 I warned people on the ONT, but I repeat, don't waste your money or time renting the new Star Trek movie. What a piece of crap that was.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 10:54 AM (c2q/b)

And as I stated then, you are completely wrong. This was the best of the three. It's more balanced with the crew getting more to do, Kirk actually acts more like the captain than wandering from scene to scene. It is a bit uneven and the villain is weak. Otherwise it is more Trek-like than the other two were.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (J70i0)

265 Say, should I be at all concerned that my angel, already scary good with a rifle, has mastered the CZ52 I bought for her, and now wants to learn the kinzhal and shashka? Girl's picking up a lot of deadly skills awfully quickly....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (JX8/f)

266 I hate auto correct. F's up my best socks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2016 11:30 AM (76Nj2)

267 In the new Fox poll, Trump only gets 82 percent of Republican support.

That is a toxic number. This may be called for Hillary within an hour.

Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 07, 2016 11:28 AM (map8f)



They just calls it for the Beast!!!! No reason to vote tomorrow. All hail Hillary I.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:30 AM (493sH)

268 Fed sugar and sent home. Toy drums and trumpets for birthdays. And a puppy.
========================

My plan exactly.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:30 AM (sCBEO)

269 Test

Posted by: Definitely not citizen khan at November 07, 2016 11:30 AM (0iBEs)

270 No longer recognize your country? Belize beckons! You're smart friends are already here!

Posted by: BELIZE! at November 07, 2016 11:31 AM (qlPzn)

271 265 Say, should I be at all concerned that my angel, already scary good with a rifle, has mastered the CZ52 I bought for her, and now wants to learn the kinzhal and shashka? Girl's picking up a lot of deadly skills awfully quickly....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (JX8/f)


Youre a dead man...but it'll be quick. Brutal but quick.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2016 11:31 AM (76Nj2)

272 CBS/YOUGOV did a poll & found that 50 % -- 50% of Berners will NOT vote for FAB

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:31 AM (y3aQB)

273 Friend of mine said she voted Hillary. I said, "so, you willingly destroyed your own future to ensure that of the democrats," and she said "yes!"in that "don't make me talk about this" way.




I'd have told her, "Oh hell no. You vote that way and we're talking about it."

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 11:32 AM (el8j3)

274 Trump had 1.4 million viewers online during his speech in Minneapolis yesterday. Turnout is going to exceed the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Alf767 at November 07, 2016 11:32 AM (qGI+A)

275 251 These market jokers keep saying that they prefer Hillary because they like predictability and they don't know what Trump will do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (IqV8l)

Unfortunately businesses do like predictability, whether good or bad , so they can prepare accordingly. The perception is that Trump is unpredictable. Traders don't care about the big picture and long term effects but only how they can make the right trades to make a profit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 11:32 AM (c2q/b)

276 TCM showing Gabriel Over the White House.

Directly followed by Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:23 AM (IqV8l)

I always thought 'Mr. Smith Goes To Washington' was a great flick. Jimmy Stewart got all of the attention for his performance but Claude Rains as the slick, slimy career politician was superb. If you pay attention, the movie was really about Rains' character's change of heart and redemption, not Stewart's struggle against the status quo.

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 11:32 AM (OGbEB)

277 I think for a little zen during the returns I shall pull out the CLP and oil and do a nice wipedown,lube,and function check on everything I own.

Posted by: Definitely not citizen khan at November 07, 2016 11:32 AM (0iBEs)

278
I just did a poll of some Poles I know. They're 100% for Kielbasa

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:32 AM (493sH)

279 247 Whatever Wikileaks has on FAB is fucking bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (89T5c)

Today would be the time to drop that, preferably before cocktail hour.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 07, 2016 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

280 272 CBS/YOUGOV did a poll & found that 50 % -- 50% of Berners will NOT vote for FAB

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:31 AM (y3aQB)

If that's true, Hillary is screwed.

Trump's a long shot, given the blatant fraud, but I still think he has a shot.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:33 AM (u0lmX)

281 Dick Morris notes that Comey would have had to review and evaluate 1 email a second, 24 hours a day, to clear the 670,000 emails on Anthony Wieners, er, hard drive.

But I say, they probably got Hillary's maid to help, so no problem.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:33 AM (lpHNf)

282 POLL:

If trump is elected he'll punch more women in the pussy than all former presidents combined.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:33 AM (76Nj2)

283 By request...


Hillary's Bitter Tears

1 oz vodka (Use Tito's - it's from Texas*)
1 oz Campari
2 ozs blood orange juice
1 ounce grapefruit juice.
2 dashes of Angostura bitters

Pour all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker - using two hands, like you were wringer her hag neck, shake vigorously. Strain and serve in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a grapefruit twist.

This drink will be slightly bitter ~ but should be quite drinkable. I will experiment this weekend and let the Horde know how it goes.

*Texas is a state that Hildery-Beast will NOT be winning.

(h/t to Publius Redux)

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 11:34 AM (1dbI1)

284 WOPR re: Star Trek:Beyond. No. Like Star Trek V or any of the Next Generation movies like First Contact, Paramount totally lost my money with Into the Darkness There are no more chances.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:34 AM (qVOjT)

285 278
I just did a poll of some Poles I know. They're 100% for Kielbasa

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:32 AM (493sH)

Lol. Those Poles.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:35 AM (76Nj2)

286 I guess we'll find out tomorrow exactly how screwed We are....

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

287 "Dak Prescott".

Who would name their kid "Dak"? Lousy name. Pretty weak guy too. He looks strong but I have it on good authority he can't bench anything at all.

I wouldn't let him on the field, if I were coaching.

Posted by: Tony Romo at November 07, 2016 11:35 AM (sCBEO)

288 In the marble swamp on the Ototmac,
The clerks prepare the surprises.
New regulations, many raids, crimes before unseen
Attributed to the man of the weasel head.
The Hag's cackle goes up in the darkness.

Posted by: jonstradamus at November 07, 2016 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

289 They will call it for Hillary early, won't know who won until Wednesday mourning.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 11:36 AM (QCc6B)

290 In the new Fox poll, Trump only gets 82 percent of Republican support.

That is a toxic number. This may be called for Hillary within an hour.
Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 07, 2016 11:28 AM (map8f)

Dems, as usual, are garnering 100% of the combined, dead, illegal alien and fraud demographics.

Masses of traditional not dead Dems are said to be voting against Hillary.

Having to look oneself in the mirror everyday seems to be a great motivator, even for morally challenged progs.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 07, 2016 11:36 AM (4ng05)

291 Not exactly sure why, but I'm really not having a case of the nerves. I'll pray, I'll vote. What more can be done at this point.

----------------

Not much. 538 has Trump at 35%. You can look at that two different ways. As a sports fan, that's pretty good. You have a 1/3 chance of winning. You can take that and think positive. But if you were on the operating table and you only had a 1/3 chance of living - well that doesn't look so good.

Anyway, I still just don't see how Hillary overcomes the enthusiasm gap, which is strongly in Trump's favor.

And I suspect there is going to be a big Bradley effect in play.

We'll know soon enough.

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 11:36 AM (gmeXX)

292
Unfortunately businesses do like predictability, whether good or bad , so they can prepare accordingly.

I've heard several times that big business actually likes unions because the labor contracts provide predictability as regards to wages.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:36 AM (IqV8l)

293 Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (J70i0)

It had more holes than a Swiss Cheese factory . And the crew were more indestructible than the Terminator. But to each his own.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 11:36 AM (c2q/b)

294 281 Dick Morris notes that Comey would have had to review and evaluate 1 email a second, 24 hours a day, to clear the 670,000 emails on Anthony Wieners, er, hard drive.

But I say, they probably got Hillary's maid to help, so no problem.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:33 AM (lpHNf)

ISWYDT

Nice.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:37 AM (76Nj2)

295 The thing about that Florida early voting story in Politico is that that a quarter of the people voting didn't vote in 2012. That is something.

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 11:37 AM (JBggj)

296 279 247 Whatever Wikileaks has on FAB is fucking bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (89T5c)

Well His Twitter was off last night... New stuff came out today but it's the same old same old...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

297 China is also the strong horse in the Pacific right now so it's no surprise that the Philippines is going that way. What is a surprise is how blind we are to it all. Our empire is teetering at the moment. Weaknesses abound.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at November 07, 2016 11:37 AM (6OTHu)

298 278
I just did a poll of some Poles I know. They're 100% for Kielbasa
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:32 AM (493sH)

Rolling Rock and Kielbasa is the preferred meal of Bohunks and Polocks everywhere in the Keystone state.

Posted by: jonstradamus at November 07, 2016 11:38 AM (RD7QR)

299 But I say, they probably got Hillary's maid to help, so no problem.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:33 AM (lpHNf)

Surely she was already busy helping WJC.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:38 AM (8hICw)

300 290 They will call it for Hillary early, won't know who won until Wednesday mourning.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 11:36 AM (QCc6B)

THIS. All the dead people votes will be counted early...and again later of needed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:39 AM (76Nj2)

301 Surely she was already busy helping WJC.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:38 AM (8hICw)




They've got Miss Piggy on that job

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:39 AM (493sH)

302 252
flanksteak is misnamed. He should be called rumproast.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (u0lmX)

BUTTSTEAK

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:39 AM (wtvvX)

303 Not much. 538 has Trump at 35%.
=========================

Yes, they have Skankles at as a 2:1 favorite. But they also show her depending on winning New Hampshire to get to 270. That looks like a bet I'd take at this point.

Posted by: Tony Romo at November 07, 2016 11:39 AM (sCBEO)

304 I keep forgetting to ask, does Hillary!'s maid have a legal work permit to be in the US?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:39 AM (qVOjT)

305 Say, should I be at all concerned that my angel, already scary good with a rifle, has mastered the CZ52 I bought for her, and now wants to learn the kinzhal and shashka? Girl's picking up a lot of deadly skills awfully quickly....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:29 AM (JX8/f)

So, um, whose idea was it to go "camping?"

: )

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 07, 2016 11:39 AM (Idu2i)

306 There was a poll out last week from some Dem firm that surveyed early FL voters and found many more hopers crossing over to vote Hillary than the reverse.

Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM (map8f)

307 They will call it for Hillary early, won't know who won until Wednesday mourning.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2016 11:36 AM (QCc6B)



It takes a long time to count 110% of the votes for the Beast in some districts.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM (493sH)

308 FoxNews polls only 16% Independents, again BS. In NC EV, Indie was 26%. In CO EV, Indie was 30%. In NV EV, Indie was 22%.

Crap poll.

Hillary winning 65+ voters by 12 points in the FoxNews poll is simply preposterous

Hillary winning 65+ voters by 12 points in the FoxNews poll is simply preposterous

Here's the clincher. FoxNews poll claims Hillary wins 55+ by 6 and 65+ by 12!!! Hillary wins 65+ by 12? Are they insane? Trump wins 65+.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM (y3aQB)

309 Oh, I love that painting/art/warning poster... whatever it is.

LOVE IT! I think I'll get a copy... two copies, in fact. One for home, and one for work.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM (TOk1P)

310 How possibly can filth like Hillary Clinton be elected? Fraud. Corruption. We weep for the country we once knew. Yeah, we were white & rich... Like the Clintons. But we had some semblance of soul.

Posted by: Founding Fathers at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM (qlPzn)

311 290 They will call it for Hillary early, won't know who won until Wednesday mourning

Yes. I had the misfortune of seeing Fox while channel surfing yesterday and they were all a flutter about Hillary being "cleared" by Comey and they had the Electoral map up showing how impossible it was for trump to get to the 270 needed..... They were gleeful that in their opinion it will be over by 8 o'clock when hillary wins NC...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

312 I went from Step 4 to Step 8.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM (4AVeu)

313 Unfortunately businesses do like predictability, whether good or bad , so they can prepare accordingly.




And Trump is a businessman. A professional.
Professionals are predictable. Amateurs are not.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 11:41 AM (el8j3)

314 porkbutt would be good too.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM


At least pork butt is useful. He shames the good name of flank steak.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 07, 2016 11:41 AM (kDUMP)

315 [Mouth moves] Oh! Hillary is crushing Toky--uh, Florida!

Posted by: mechagozillacelli at November 07, 2016 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

316 This election won't be called official until next week.

This will be like Bush/Gore all over again.

I won't be staying up late waiting for the results. They will be made official in a few days and not on election night.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2016 11:42 AM (4AVeu)

317 It is possible to recover one's honor. Or so bushido teaches......

-
If Hillz commits seppuku, I'll never bad mouth her again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 11:42 AM (Nwg0u)

318 271. Well, I knew women would be the death of me. **shrugs**

She saw my kids dancing and said she wanted to learn. Here's shashka and kinzhal, for those what ain't hep:
https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:42 AM (JX8/f)

319 315 [Mouth moves] Oh! Hillary is crushing Toky--uh, Florida!
Posted by: mechagozillacelli at November 07, 2016 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

Godzilla

.. Godzilla?

Godzilla!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Old bit from Bob and Tom)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:42 AM (8hICw)

320 I'm very concerned about tomorrow's election...

Posted by: Bill Wynne at November 07, 2016 11:42 AM (FyRdJ)

321 Basing anything on merely Dem or Republican in this election is a mistake.

Many Dems are revolted by Hillary and camp and quite a few GOPe types married to the status quo are busy pleasuring themselves by 'saving the soul of the party.'

It's not that simple.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (4ng05)

322 This will be like Bush/Gore all over again.

---------------

You would think this is what the media really wants. Drives viewers.

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (gmeXX)

323 >>China is also the strong horse in the Pacific right now so it's no surprise that the Philippines is going that way. What is a surprise is how blind we are to it all. Our empire is teetering at the moment. Weaknesses abound.

If you mean by "we" the federal government, they aren't blind to it, it was all part of the plan. The Chinese have been building their artificial islands/military bases for years and projecting power deeper and deeper into the South China Sea. We have done nothing about it, not even token resistance. The Philippines even took China to court over their aggression into the area and China lost. They respond by saying "fuck you, next question" and continued expanding. Again, we did nothing.

If you were the Philippines or Malaysia, which is following down the same road as the Philippines, and you lived in the neighborhood, who would you align with?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

324 306 There was a poll out last week from some Dem firm that surveyed early FL voters and found many more hopers crossing over to vote Hillary than the reverse.

Before you blow me, I'd like a sammich please.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (WlGX+)

325 Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 11:41 AM (el8j3)

No one knows exactly what Trump will do with trade / tariffs . That is probably the main concern with businesses.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (c2q/b)

326 Can't help noticing the stock market likes the news Hillary won't be having any more problems with that uppity FBI.

If Hillary wins it will be depressing but not the least surprising. The election of 2012 floored me and was the turning point. This will just be a confirmation.


Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (1BQGO)

327 Glenn Beck new show will be called Into Darkness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (Nwg0u)

328 Here we go!

The unskewing begins.

Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (map8f)

329 This is totally up for grabs. And Trump is grabby.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (sCBEO)

330 Yes, they have Skankles at as a 2:1 favorite. But they also show her depending on winning New Hampshire to get to 270. That looks like a bet I'd take at this point.

Posted by: Tony Romo at November 07, 2016 11:39 AM (sCBEO)

I'm betting you're gonna be riding the bench a little longer than you thought.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (Idu2i)

331 We now have two polls showing Trump wins ED voters in FL by 10-16 points.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (y3aQB)

332 295 The thing about that Florida early voting story in Politico is that that a quarter of the people voting didn't vote in 2012. That is something.


Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 11:37 AM (JBggj)

And again, some of those people registered as Dems are going to be cross over voters or going third party.

I dunno. It looks bad for Trump and the Dem fraud machine is up and running - but the momentum was headed in Trump's direction. That's why Comey came out with his 11th hour statement of "'Move along, nothing to see here." It was to break the move toward Trump.

I just can't believe that people who haven't voted are now motivated to go out and do so because of the Hag. (Of course, some LIVs might be motivated because "Trump! Scary bad man!")

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (u0lmX)

333 My grandmother in Lansing MI has never, ever voted for a DEM.

She hates Trump's attitude toward women and is voting for Hillary.

May be an empty boast, and it is purely anecdotal, but I do think some of the older women out there are put off by Trump a little bit.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (H43MS)

334 Is it true that Comey was seen driving a Mazerati in the Cayman Islands this morning?

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (4AVeu)

335 ED voters
Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (y3aQB)

I didn't know that the pollsters asked if one took viagra.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (8hICw)

336 I hate that fucking Ives.

Posted by: Currier at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (4AVeu)

337 In the same neighborhood as China not the Philippines.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (/tuJf)

338 305. Mine. But she might have made me suggest it. Women - they have powers, man.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (JX8/f)

339 I grabbed Mechagodzilla's pole and I can't do a thing with it.

Posted by: Tubesteak at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (97XyN)

340 She hates Trump's attitude toward women and is voting for Hillary.

May be an empty boast, and it is purely anecdotal, but I do think some of the older women out there are put off by Trump a little bit.
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (H43MS)

Bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (4ng05)

341 Here's what I'll be drinking tomorrow:

The SMOD

One glass of Valu-Rite
One large ice cube

Dip ice cube in glass of Valu-Rite.
Light cube with match.
Drop in glass.

BOOM

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (wtvvX)

342 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (8hICw)

hahaha Election Day

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (y3aQB)

343 I hate that fucking Currier.

Posted by: Ives at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (4AVeu)

344 One name guy is doing it wrong. You're supposed to say: My grandmother in Lansing, A LIFELONG REPUBLICAN.

Study your script.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (WlGX+)

345 This will be like Bush/Gore all over again.

---------------

You would think this is what the media really wants. Drives viewers.

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (gmeXX)



No doubt. I just have a hard time wrapping my head around another close erection. The options are starkly clear. Choose one. Or the other.

You would think if we're going to be ruled, Hillory SHOULD be up by 50.

If not, then why is this even a question. Which leads to... this erection business is phony, that vote counts aren't even remotely reflective of actual, you know, votes.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2016 11:46 AM (TOk1P)

346
I think the USA is about to go from Step 8 to Step 9 tomorrow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2016 11:46 AM (ODxAs)

347 ABC admits in their own polling that their results are skewed by BIG leads in dark blue states.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:46 AM (y3aQB)

348 344 One name guy is doing it wrong. You're supposed to say: My grandmother in Lansing, A LIFELONG REPUBLICAN.

Is this a new concern Troll or one of the regulars?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

349 342 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (8hICw)

hahaha Election Day
Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:45 AM (y3aQB)

Tried to make a Bob Dole connection, but just turned into a bridge too far.

And thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:46 AM (8hICw)

350 Im not a troll, I post here a reasonable amount.

She is the only one in my family that is doing so.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (H43MS)

351 Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (H43MS)
============================

Hahahaha

That was so weak I wouldn't even pay you for it if I were the Skankles campaign.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (sCBEO)

352 No! Not the Ives!

Posted by: Nicholas Cage at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (qlPzn)

353 The Star Trek reboot lost me forever when they made Sulu's character gay.

Not one more dime for that crap (which, to be honest, wasn't very good anyway).

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (FyRdJ)

354 Top 5 most likely jobs for Marina Santos, Hillary's maid, if Hillary is elected

5. Director of the Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP)
(printing experience)

4. United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Director
(cleaning experience)

3. Director, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS)
(Not a U.S. citizen, so can verify the quality of customer service herself)

2. Director of the National Security Agency (NSA)
(Experience reading documents at the highest classification levels)

1. Maid

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (lpHNf)

355
"Hillary winning 65+ voters by 12 points in the FoxNews poll is simply preposterous "

That is ridiculous. The LA Times tracking poll shows Trump has a clear lead among older voters.

In fact, isn't the standard lefty sneer about Trump voters, "They're all old white people who will be dead soon anyway!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (u0lmX)

356 There was a poll out last week from some Dem firm that surveyed early FL voters and found many more hopers crossing over to vote Hillary than the reverse.

Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM (map8f)

What's a 'hoper', astroturf guy?

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (OGbEB)

357 Four more years of "Let It Burn."

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (4AVeu)

358 flanksteak is misnamed. He should be called rumproast.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (u0lmX)

BUTTSTEAK

-
Sowbelly

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (Nwg0u)

359 345
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2016 11:46 AM (TOk1P)

Are you just having an unfortunate run of bad luck with autocorrect? Or have you just decided to run full steam with this year having an erection?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (8hICw)

360 All of the trolls will be out today, trying to get their last paychecks in before tomorrow. A lot of effort, to be sure, but little return for it as I suspect few here are actually susceptible to any of that sort of stuff.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (hLRSq)

361 Is this a new concern Troll or one of the regulars?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

Certainly not a very good one. And here we were told by the DNC that, "Let me assure you we have only the very best idiots."

They lied. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (4ng05)

362 Four more years of "Let It Burn."

Probably burn sooner than 4 years...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

363 Clinton's troll army is on their wa-a-ay
Clinton's troll army is here to sta-a-ay

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (WlGX+)

364 Oh, almost forgot!!!

FUCK HILLARY.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (wtvvX)

365 Currier moved to Mexico.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (IqV8l)

366 This will be like Bush/Gore all over again.

Your guess is as good as mine.

In the Free Republic of Scogg ... I think we'll have direct elections for The House ... and nothing more.

States will name their electors - in a manner of their choosing - on the Second Tuesday in November. And we'll get all those peeps together for a week or two to pick a Prez and Vice Prez.

Judiciary will be much smaller ... and NOT appointed by the Fed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (RKJF2)

367 no, the drunkards don't end in suicide ... they get Obamacare and $30K/yr of "counseling" from Obama donor sham outfits, and free food and rent. And don't you morons hold back high speed internet from these equals.

That's why I'll drop my health care if Hillary wins, and us the $10K/year for toys, instead of funding Hillary's illegal army of invaders. Just need to stay healthy "four more years" to Medicare. At the rate it is going up, it will be $20K/year in two more years ... but that was the lying fluckers' strategy the whole time.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (LhGBu)

368 Oregon Muse 283
By request...


Hillary's Bitter Tears

1 oz vodka (Use Tito's - it's from Texas*)
1 oz Campari
2 ozs blood orange juice
1 ounce grapefruit juice.
Few dashes of fresh lime juice
2 dashes of Angostura bitters

Pour
all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker - using two hands, like
you were wringing her hag neck, shake vigorously. Strain and serve in a
chilled martini glass. Garnish with a grapefruit twist which should be a curlicue type, bitterly clinging to the lip of the glass. If a little too bitter for you ( you pajama boys know who you are) add a 1/2 oz of simple syrup

This
drink will be slightly bitter ~ but should be quite drinkable. I will
experiment this weekend and let the Horde know how it goes.

*Texas is a state that Hildery-Beast will NOT be winning.

(h/t to Publius Redux)
___________________________________________

Thanks OM - tried this over the weekend and tweaked the recipe as above with a little lemon to make it a bit more sour and some extra instructions on the garnish - surprisingly drinkable - but yes - very bitter.

Did you get a chance to try the "Southern Version" with bourbon? I think we should call it "Hillary's Bitter-Clinger Tears"

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (Fb9aZ)

369 She is the only one in my family that is doing so.
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (H43MS)

Bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (4ng05)

370 My father is a lifelong woodlouse, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of sperm donors.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (CPk08)

371 I wont count on wikileaks. There is some good stuff out already and you might sway a few minds if you point it out to your circle of LIVs.

Heck I would push the NYpost story about the maid being sent into the SCIF to bring the classified faxes to Hillary and confidential emails being forwarded to the maid to be printed out for Hillary. It points to Hillary being too tottery or tech stupid to even walk to the secure room or operate the fax machine &/or printer and her disregard for security.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (Jen0I)

372 I love Mr. Ives.

Posted by: Mrs. Currier at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (4AVeu)

373 In the new Fox poll, Trump only gets 82 percent of Republican support.

That is a toxic number. This may be called for Hillary within an hour.
Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 07, 2016 11:28 AM (map8f)

I'm not seeing that happening.

Posted by: Rodan at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (J70i0)

374 364 Oh, almost forgot!!!

FUCK HILLARY.


Ewwwwww....

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

375 No one knows exactly what Trump will do with trade / tariffs . That is probably the main concern with businesses.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 11:43 AM (c2q/b)


According to Michael Moore, at some campaign event in Michigan, Trump told a bunch of auto industry execs "if you build a factory in Mexico to build your cars to ship here, I will slap a 35% tariff on every one of them."

So I think the corporate interests of America know exactly what Trump is going to do, and they don't much like it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (1dbI1)

376 I just can't believe that people who haven't voted are now motivated to
go out and do so because of the Hag. (Of course, some LIVs might be
motivated because "Trump! Scary bad man!")
================================

1.3 million of the Florida EV electorate (and 21% of the EV electorate) were independents (non-affiliated). When you combine those numbers with the 25% not voting in 2012, I see a big Trump turnout. And another one tomorrow.

That Politico story is an eye-opener.

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (JBggj)

377 I love Mr. Sulu.

Posted by: Ives at November 07, 2016 11:50 AM (4AVeu)

378 GOPer not hoper

I discounted it since it was a Dem outfit but it shows what Fox does.

Posted by: Mechagodzilla at November 07, 2016 11:50 AM (map8f)

379 350 Im not a troll, I post here a reasonable amount.

She is the only one in my family that is doing so.
============================

Sure you're a troll. C'mon- honesty makes you feel better.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:50 AM (sCBEO)

380
Looks like things have broken Clinton's way.
Posted by: flanksteak


Gah, Im so sick of you GOP-for-Her trolls.

GoFuckYourselves.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 11:50 AM (rW4yT)

381 A lot of effort, to be sure, but little return for it as I suspect few here are actually susceptible to any of that sort of stuff.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (hLRSq)

That's it. I wouldn't care if trump was 10 points behind in every single poll - I'd still vote for him tomorrow.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:50 AM (u0lmX)

382 Did Trump say he was going to build a wall between Cuba and the U.S.? How about Puerto Rico?

Why are these news people so convinced that Hispanics in Florida are going to vote the same as Hispanics in Arizona? Is it because they all look the same to them?

Why would legal Hispanics from Cuba and Puerto Rico want the flood of illegals from Mexico to continue?

In the opinion of the news media, anyone remotely "Hispanic", even a couple of generations as citizens, all are Hillary voters.

Fucking idiots.

Posted by: jwest at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (Zs4uk)

383 My father is a lifelong summer squash, who this year is voting for the very first time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of aerosol paint thinner.

Posted by: A Concerned Former Republican at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (CPk08)

384
Well, my mother in law who has never voted for a Repub (because Kennedy!) thinks that Hillary is the absolute worst example for any woman and disgusted by rapist Bill Clinton will be voting Trump this election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (ODxAs)

385 Bike Curriers are the worst.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (7HtZB)

386 250 Not exactly sure why, but I'm really not having a case of the nerves. I'll pray, I'll vote. What more can be done at this point. None of this is taking God by surprise. done." So. If you've ever prayed the Lord's Prayer, you're familiar with the part that says "your Kingdom come. Your will be done
Posted by: grammie winger at November 07, 2016 11:27 AM (DLIpz)
----------------------------------
We have an obligation to vote the best way we can based on what we know of the candidates and the likely results of an election.

But we don't KNOW as much as we think we do. We can't see the whole present, much less the future, so we can never be certain what the best result of an election is.

For example, I was obligated to vote for GW Bush over Al Gore in 2000 because of life issues, partial-birth abortion specifically. But to this day I'm not certain that the Bush win was for the best in the long run.

Anyway, I never pray for my candidate to win. I pray for justice, I pray for repentance, I pray for mercy.
As you say, I pray "thy will be done."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (Nox3c)

387 Anyone ever try to make the Flaming Homer?

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (BDZWU)

388 I suffered a species of brain injury at birth and will be forced to complete this post in mime...

Posted by: Nick in Bendover at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (FyRdJ)

389 FtLoG, The WaPo going on and on about how Reno had dedicated her life to "helping children."

Let's ask the children at Waco. Oh, wait...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (WlGX+)

390 https://tinyurl.com/zbsbv5j

Clinton Vs. Trump: IBD/TIPP Presidential Election Tracking Poll Has Trump up with some absolutely Retarded Internals, Like 16 % of Very Conservative Voters are voting for Bitch ! Not Happenin'

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (y3aQB)

391 Barbwire futures are going up, will sell lots of wire for the fun camps as they are built across the USA.

Posted by: Colin at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (+V2ho)

392 There's a library levy on my ballot. Of course, no one checks out books anymore: it's pretty much just free internet for FSA assholes who want their free porn.

So, another NO vote. Screw 'em.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (wtvvX)

393 385 Bike Curriers are the worst.
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (7HtZB)

Curry, however, is delicious.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:52 AM (8hICw)

394 My neice is a lifelong preganancy, who this year is voting for the very first time for HILLARY! because she can't stand Trump's treatment of staplers.

Posted by: Yet Another Concerned Former Republican at November 07, 2016 11:52 AM (CPk08)

395 It is very obvious that quite a few villages are missing their idiots today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:52 AM (qVOjT)

396 357
Four more years of "Let It Burn." Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2016 11:48 AM (4AVeu)

I know. It's like falling off a cliff for so long that you run out of scream.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

397 According to Michael Moore, at some campaign event in Michigan, Trump
told a bunch of auto industry execs "if you build a factory in Mexico to
build your cars to ship here, I will slap a 35% tariff on every one of
them."
===============

IIRC, Michael Moore at that time also said that Trump won the election with that declaration.

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (JBggj)

398 Si Madame Clinton va ganier, je vais traverse au Lausanne en Suisse.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (4AVeu)

399
It's been the same two or three trolls who have been doing this for months.

Kelloggs Sugar Smacks University poll has Clinton +5!!!

Quick, let me post this at conservatve blogs!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (rW4yT)

400 389 FtLoG, The WaPo going on and on about how Reno had dedicated her life to "helping children.

Like Elian Gonzalez?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (O2RFr)

401 My cat is a lifelong domestic shorthair, but for the first time in her life she's voting Siamese, because someone called her a pussycat.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (WlGX+)

402 May be an empty boast, and it is purely anecdotal, but I do think some of the older women out there are put off by Trump a little bit.
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (H43MS)


Look, no disrespect to your grandmother, but there is definitely an old chix for Hellzebubba vote out there. It's the Womyn for Preezy thing, it's the Kewl Kid thing, it's the lack of B6 assimilation hurting the brains thing.

Around these parts there are older women who kept their natural hair color but highlight it with bright colors like the tweeners and hot supermodels do. When I see one of these old grey/silver haired babes with bright green or purple effusion on they head, I just KNOW it's a vote for the FAB.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (nNdYv)

403 Jeff Koons is gonna build a pussy, and he's gonna get Donald Trump to pay for it.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)

404 My brother is a lifelong spankrag, who this year is voting for the very first time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of pressure treated lumber.

Posted by: An Even More Concerned Former Republican at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (CPk08)

405
Anyone ever try to make the Flaming Homer?

Couldn't get to first base.

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (IqV8l)

406 Currier moved to Mexico.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:49 AM (IqV8l)

Can he still play for Golden State though?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (Idu2i)

407
So tomorrow all you facebookers and tweeters make sure you talk about how Trump has it wrapped up early and often as we know the soros trolls will be doing the opposite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (ODxAs)

408 In this internet world where all info is suspect I've seen a purported tweet from Assange saying Hillary will be destroyed today by a release if she doesn't drop out.

Of course she's not going to drop out and it seems way too late to be bringing anything out today.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (3myMJ)

409 387 Anyone ever try to make the Flaming Homer?
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (BDZWU)

No, but when i was tending bar i almost got a guy to buy a Skittlebrau.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

410 401 My cat is a lifelong domestic shorthair, but for the first time in her life she's voting Siamese, because someone called her a pussycat.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (WlGX+)

I was just saying hello.

~ Tom Jones

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (8hICw)

411 Well, my mother in law who has never voted for a Repub (because Kennedy!) thinks that Hillary is the absolute worst example for any woman and disgusted by rapist Bill Clinton will be voting Trump this election.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (ODxAs)

Well done, Grasshoppa. You are now ready to make your way in the world. Go! You are free! Troll HuffPo!

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (4ng05)

412 Anyone ever try to make the Flaming Homer?
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 07, 2016 11:51 AM (BDZWU)


I couldn't find the secret ingredient, Krusty's Koff Syrup.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (1dbI1)

413 I wish trolls would take the day off. It's not like anyone here will see a comment that will make them not vote tomorrow.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (Om16U)

414 >>with bright green or purple effusion on they head, I just KNOW it's a vote for the FAB. Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (nNdYv)

Middle-aged co-irker has such tinted hair. She makes no secret of her affinity for the cylon.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)

415 My wife is a lifelong lumberjack, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of constipated housepets.

Posted by: A Wildly Patriotic Former Severe Conservative at November 07, 2016 11:55 AM (CPk08)

416 Mr. Ives, take me to Step 2!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at November 07, 2016 11:55 AM (4AVeu)

417 My wife is a lifelong lumberjack, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of constipated housepets.

Posted by: A Wildly Patriotic Former Severe Conservative at November 07, 2016 11:55 AM (CPk0



Is she okay?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 11:55 AM (493sH)

418 I wish trolls would take the day off. It's not like anyone here will see a comment that will make them not vote tomorrow.

Seriously. Talk about having zero impact....


Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:56 AM (wtvvX)

419 Sigh. You would think the poll/concern trolls would step up their game for the last day before the Election. Maybe try hysterical: TRUMP CAN'T WIN! I'M BEREFT! BOO HOO! Or else skew a REPUTABLE poll: You know, if you dig deep into the Rasmussen poll it shows that homosexual frog afficianados from Florida are breaking hard for Hillary. That probably bodes ill for Trump.

Come on guys, troll harder. Just one more day.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 07, 2016 11:56 AM (RD7QR)

420 >>Did Trump say he was going to build a wall between Cuba and the U.S.? How about Puerto Rico?

Don't forget the Haitian community which is largely in south Florida. Not that many Haitians excited about voting for Hillary after what the CGI did to them. And they are very knowledgable about it even if the msm doesn't report it.

The Cuban community is also very pissed off at Obama for how he handled Cuba.

FL is definitely trending toward Trump. All a matter of turnout now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2016 11:56 AM (/tuJf)

421 Around these parts there are older women who kept their natural hair color but highlight it with bright colors like the tweeners and hot supermodels do. When I see one of these old grey/silver haired babes with bright green or purple effusion on they head, I just KNOW it's a vote for the FAB.
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (nNdYv)

That's like the stripes on a coral snake - DO NOT TOUCH!

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

422 >>413
I wish trolls would take the day off. It's not like anyone here will see a comment that will make them not vote tomorrow. Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (Om16U)

Don't be so sure. Several times my loyalty to the Orangeman has been in doubt due to the piercing, unassailable arguments of introllectuals.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)

423 My husband is a lifelong pegmatite dike, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of scansion.

Posted by: A Sensible But Passionate Conservative at November 07, 2016 11:56 AM (CPk08)

424 So basically this is a painting of a Moron Meet up? Meh.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 11:56 AM (oiNtH)

425 Deplorable Donna - Waco, Elian, ...

wait actually have Janet Reno croak at this moment for the Miami Cuban community is probably reminding them of the Elian case.

Then there is the trail of wrecked lives she left behind in Miami-Dade when as a prosecutor she went on a witch hunt against child molesters on the basis of coached testimony of children.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:57 AM (qVOjT)

426 That's like the stripes on a coral snake - DO NOT TOUCH!
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

Reminds me of a Far Side comic that said "Nature's way of saying STAY AWAY"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 11:57 AM (8hICw)

427
Janet Reno sure helped a bunch of children in Waco by burning them to death.

Let's not forget she was another associated with the Clinton Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2016 11:57 AM (ODxAs)

428 I wish trolls would take the day off. It's not like anyone here will see a comment that will make them not vote tomorrow.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (Om16U)

It's a paycheck.

Posted by: Troll #1198 at November 07, 2016 11:58 AM (J70i0)

429 I'm a life long Tom cat and have never voted Republican but I am this year for the first time because Trump said pussy...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

430 Around these parts there are older women who kept their natural hair color but highlight it with bright colors like the tweeners and hot supermodels do. When I see one of these old grey/silver haired babes with bright green or purple effusion on they head, I just KNOW it's a vote for the FAB.
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (nNdYv)

That's like the stripes on a coral snake - DO NOT TOUCH!



"Red touches yellow, never stick your dick in crazy".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 11:58 AM (el8j3)

431 Middle-aged co-irker has such tinted hair. She makes no secret of her affinity for the cylon.
Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)


Because nothing says " I really have my act together and use critical thinking skills on a regular basis" like an Old Babe with Bozo-colored hair. It's the Hellary Tell.

I don't believe Nick in South Bend is a troll, we all have relatives and/or peeps in our personal network who are FUBAR when it comes to this election.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 11:58 AM (nNdYv)

432 Any good news from Nevada? Hopefully Jon Ralston is way wrong and the polls are correct.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:58 AM (sCBEO)

433 My husband is a lifelong pegmatite dike, who this year is voting for the
very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment
of scansion.




Ace, you up early???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 11:58 AM (wtvvX)

434
"Kill Your Local Clinton Supporter"

This graffiti was spraypainted on the property belonging Boston's Museum of Fine Arts over the weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (rW4yT)

435 Posted by: deplorable donna

LOL!

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (oiNtH)

436 If there is a hell, I hope David Koresh and Janet Reno have a nice reunion. They could be forced to be cell mates because that would be the best punishment for both of them that I can think of. He can tell her all about the children who died.

Posted by: DanInMN at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (h5ffp)

437 408 In this internet world where all info is suspect I've seen a purported tweet from Assange saying Hillary will be destroyed today by a release if she doesn't drop out.

Of course she's not going to drop out and it seems way too late to be bringing anything out today.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (3myMJ)


Assange: 'We Are Purposely Holding The Emails Back Until Election Day So They Cannot Have Time To Replace Hillary.'

*huge grain of salt

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (/D5Lf)

438 My conjoined twin is a lifelong zarf, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of the Nandewar range.

Posted by: A Different Sensible But Passionate Conservative at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (CPk08)

439
And by "kill your local Clinton supporter," I mean it said "Kill Your Local Trump Supporter."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 12:00 PM (rW4yT)

440 I'm a lifelong Republican as you know. I heard Lanny Davis on WMAL say that Hillary would win guaranteed. I am now worried since Lanny Davis is not some knee jerk Hillary supporter.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at November 07, 2016 12:00 PM (OD2ni)

441
"Kill Your Local Clinton Supporter"

This graffiti was spraypainted on the property belonging Boston's Museum of Fine Arts over the weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (rW4yT)







By a Clinton Supporter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 07, 2016 12:00 PM (XWkhW)

442 434
"Kill Your Local Clinton Supporter"

This graffiti was spraypainted on the property belonging Boston's Museum of Fine Arts over the weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (rW4yT)

It was 'Kill your local Trump supporter.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 12:01 PM (/D5Lf)

443 Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 11:58 AM (sCBEO) That HACK absolutely despises Trump

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:01 PM (y3aQB)

444 Jeff Koons is gonna build a pussy, and he's gonna get Donald Trump to pay for it.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)

Of all famous pseudo-edgy modern artists out there, I think I dislikeJeff Koons the most. His works ooze witha world-weary cynicism he hasn't earned and a contempt for humanity we don't deserve.


Besides, if you need a museum docent to explain the greatness and importance of your work to me for forty-five minutes then it's proably not that good or important.

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 12:01 PM (OGbEB)

445 Car is loaded and now time to snooze. If my angel offs me, Tengri will be sure to make it clean, I hope. Let her drop me at range with the rifle, and her blade find no purchase in my flesh.....

Later, fappers!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 07, 2016 12:01 PM (JX8/f)

446 Assange: 'We Are Purposely Holding The Emails Back Until Election Day So They Cannot Have Time To Replace Hillary.'

*huge grain of salt
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (/D5Lf)

Obviously has no understanding of how US elections work or is trolling everyone.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 07, 2016 12:01 PM (J70i0)

447 I will have the best after-election sex party ever!

Bill, Hillary, Huma, Anthony, Comey, Bernie, Wolf, Meghan Kelly, Donna Brazile, Podesta, Chelsea, the Spirit Cooking chick, LeBron James, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mrs. Currier, Mr. Ives. . .

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 07, 2016 12:01 PM (4AVeu)

448 My mother is a lifelong embalming fluid, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because she can't stand Trump's treatment of Modgliani.

Posted by: An Old fashioned Southern Gentleman at November 07, 2016 12:01 PM (CPk08)

449 Im not a troll, I post here a reasonable amount.



She is the only one in my family that is doing so.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (H43MS)

=========
Reassure Grandma that Trump isn't going to grab her pussy.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (tHwdc)

450 >>>>Because nothing says " I really have my act together and use critical thinking skills on a regular basis" like an Old Babe with Bozo-colored hair. It's the Hellary Tell.


I have an old friend who is now 57. Her FB page is full of her in her Bozo hair shade trying to act like she is 17. She follows all kinds of heavy metal bands, has multiple piercings and puts videos of herself "playing guitar" and screeching into a microphone. It is so pathetic and laughable at the same time. Also, yes, she is a big Hillary fan.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (oiNtH)

451 "And by "kill your local Clinton supporter," I mean it said "Kill Your Local Trump Supporter."


Now spray paint comes with auto-cucumber?

New iSpray 6

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (J+eG2)

452
441
"Kill Your Local Clinton Supporter"

This graffiti was spraypainted on the property belonging Boston's Museum of Fine Arts over the weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (rW4yT)


By a Clinton Supporter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 07, 2016 12:00 PM (XWkhW)

439
And by "kill your local Clinton supporter," I mean it said "Kill Your Local Trump Supporter."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 12:00 PM (rW4yT)





My first response still stands.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (XWkhW)

453 Assange: 'We Are Purposely Holding The Emails Back Until Election Day So They Cannot Have Time To Replace Hillary.'

*huge grain of salt
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (/D5Lf)

Thanks, RWC. Makes no effing sense. It's too late. The campaign is over, it's decision time. Nothing to do but wait.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (3myMJ)

454 Whatever Wikileaks has on FAB is fucking bad.

Yeah, her campaign was warning of "fake" wikileaks yesterday. But except for Donna Brazillian's idiotic "doctored" comment, they have denied NONE of the leaks so far.


Funny that.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (SeD0w)

455 I'll feel fine Wednesday morning if Hillary wins. It won't be a gut punch like 2012 was.

It'll be confirmation that we're totally screwed as a country and all that will be left is the long slow slide. The good news is that we will probably see Medicare bankrupted before her term ends. The law of exponents always wins in the end.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (FyRdJ)

456 Radio news just said Janet Reno was well liked and the agency morale was high when she was in charge because she was a tough prosecutor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (IqV8l)

457
Assange apparently doesn't understand how the news and elections work here if he thinks election day is the time to release something.

But I doubt its something that would have an major impact anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (ODxAs)

458 31 Glenn Beck = cautionary tale.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 10:41 AM (wtvvX)


Yeah. Beck went completely off the rails some time ago. Shattering disappointment and a fucking charlatan.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 07, 2016 12:03 PM (VEAoc)

459 What is wikileaks waiting for.....if they have something unload it...not going to matter after tommorrow

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 07, 2016 12:03 PM (0LQ4f)

460 It'll be confirmation that we're totally screwed as a country and all that will be left is the long slow slide. The good news is that we will probably see Medicare bankrupted before her term ends. The law of exponents always wins in the end.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (FyRdJ)

The mass retirement of the Boomers has already begun...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:03 PM (8hICw)

461 "436 If there is a hell, I hope David Koresh and Janet Reno have a nice reunion."

The Outlaw Josey Wales was on last night and your post reminded me of the line that Fletcher delivers after the Senator says that Josey Wales is headed to hell. "He'll be there waiting for us Senator." Great line and well delivered by John Vernon.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 07, 2016 12:03 PM (OD2ni)

462 How does the Hillary campaign tie the troll's comment to the troll so she decide whether to pay them?

Could be that they are each issued a unique set of comments to make, then they have to submit...what...URLs? And Hillary's maid verifies them? Maybe flanksteak can help us out.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (lpHNf)

463 Assange: 'We Are Purposely Holding The Emails Back Until Election Day So They Cannot Have Time To Replace Hillary.'

*huge grain of salt
Posted by: RWC



On one hand, what they've released should be PLENTY to have disqualified Hillary the media, and the Democrat Party so I can't get too mad at Assange.

But if they really had anything else, I think it would have dropped right now and he liked teasing the anticipation.

Posted by: Maritime at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (d369m)

464 459 What is wikileaks waiting for.....if they have something unload it...not going to matter after tommorrow

Frankly even if it came out today it's probably too late...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (O2RFr)

465 It comes down to the portrayal of Trump as a nasty MAN who hates Women and Gay People and People of Color.
A man who would reverse all the Wonderful PROGRESS that Barak Obama has achieved in 8 years.

And a complete ignoring of the Character and Record of Clinton.
This is the stage that has been set.
Whether it works or not, who knows?

I do think a dissolution of the Country after this election is likely, and for the Fascist Left, that is a Feature, and not a Bug.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (d6TTt)

466 >>He can tell her all about the children who died. Posted by: DanInMN at November 07, 2016 11:59 AM (h5ffp)

And Reno can refuse to give Koresh a reach-around.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)

467 If you wackos don't stay home tomorrow, the kitteh gets it!

(Holds gun to kitteh's head)

Posted by: Poll Troll 2887 at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (1BQGO)

468 My grandmother has been dead twenty years and this year she's voting Hillary!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (Nwg0u)

469 Because nothing says " I really have my act together and use critical thinking skills on a regular basis" like an Old Babe with Bozo-colored hair. It's the Hellary Tell."

Note to old ladies with blue and pink streaks running through their brillo pad colored hair: it does not make you look young and hip. you still look like an old lady. A stupid one.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (u0lmX)

470 456 Radio news just said Janet Reno was well liked and the agency morale was high when she was in charge because she was a tough prosecutor power forward.

______________________

FIFY

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (4AVeu)

471 SMOD IS TRENDING......

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (wtvvX)

472 I'll feel fine Wednesday morning if Hillary wins. It won't be a gut punch like 2012 was.

It'll be confirmation that we're totally screwed as a country and all that will be left is the long slow slide. The good news is that we will probably see Medicare bankrupted before her term ends. The law of exponents always wins in the end.




THIS!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (el8j3)

473 My son is a lifelong carthorse, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of petioles.

Posted by: A Lifelong, Rock-Hard, Purple Throbbing Conservative at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (CPk08)

474 "Radio news just said Janet Reno was well liked and the agency morale was high when she was in charge because she was a tough prosecutor."

Did they mention her heroic storming of the compound at Waco?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:05 PM (3myMJ)

475 It is so pathetic and laughable at the same time. Also, yes, she is a big Hillary fan.
Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (oiNtH)


Whatever happened to growing old gracefully? These older babes don't seem to understand that Sharon Stone and Andi McDowell and even Madonna can pull off the trendy stuff because they're getting work done 24-7.

The middle class Hellary-bots, on the other hand, are not.
No self-awareness.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 12:05 PM (nNdYv)

476 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2016 12:05 PM (GwIKd)

477 DRUDGE
06/11/16 17:06
Comey's head-fake fake just made the hornets nest even crazier! 48 hours of madness upcoming!!

Just remember this Tweet by Drudge last night

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:05 PM (y3aQB)

478
Did they mention her heroic storming of the compound at Waco?
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:05 PM (3myMJ)

No choice - the only way to save those kids was to viciously kill them. /s

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:05 PM (8hICw)

479 Whatever Wikileaks has on FAB is fucking bad.

Yeah, her campaign was warning of "fake" wikileaks yesterday. But except for Donna Brazillian's idiotic "doctored" comment, they have denied NONE of the leaks so far.




Not ONE Wikileak has EVER been retracted due to inaccuracy.

Think about that for a moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:06 PM (el8j3)

480 Yo-Yo!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:06 PM (wtvvX)

481 Yesterday for the first time I saw a hilarious ad from a group supporting Trump. It shows Hillary talking about how transparent she is then it goes to an actress dressed as FAB smashing her devices, sniffing a gallon of bleach, wiping her laptop with a cloth, etc. All the while in the background the real FAB is droning on about her innocence and transparency.

Terrific ad.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:06 PM (oiNtH)

482 (side comment)

One way it would be nice to see the HQ further distinguish itself would be to move past the instantaneous (and not very observant) denunciation of certain commenters as "trolls".


The South Bend guy comments here regularly, if not in great volume, and his anecdote is hardly implausible - obviously. There are all kinds of voters out there, many of them with "reasoning" for their votes which makes no sense (duh, look where we are as a country).


People here find it implausible that an older lady, presumably dependent (like most) on the MSM, finds Trump unacceptably icky because of ickiness issues? Huh?


Right. And there are also no Dem voters or others who are rejecting Trump because he's "racist" - an utterly absurd and brand new slander that, nonetheless, the lazy misinformed typical MSM consumer internalizes effortlessly.


Whatever.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2016 12:06 PM (QDnY+)

483 Yo Yo Ma?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 12:06 PM (qVOjT)

484 Just waiting for Beck to call his show the LGF Show.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2016 12:07 PM (4AVeu)

485 All of the women in my family are voting Hillary. She definitely has a lock on that demo. Thank goodness for white men.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 07, 2016 12:07 PM (Y3JiG)

486 Another good Daniel Greenfield read at Frontpage Mag:

https://tinyurl.com/zrpq29g

The fall of an FBI director.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 07, 2016 12:07 PM (4ng05)

487 462 How does the Hillary campaign tie the troll's comment to the troll so she decide whether to pay them?

Could be that they are each issued a unique set of comments to make, then they have to submit...what...URLs? And Hillary's maid verifies them? Maybe flanksteak can help us out.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (lpHNf)

Well, we issue nics beforehand and then have a supervisor monitor the number and quality of comments. Then later we withhold cheetoes rations from the slackers. It's harsh but it works.

Posted by: The Bald Guy with the Whip at November 07, 2016 12:07 PM (RD7QR)

488 Yo-Yo Ma-Ma!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:07 PM (wtvvX)

489 Book Horde and Red Letter Media added to favorites.

National Review deleted for being #NeverTrump ringleader. Buh Bye, NRO.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 12:08 PM (SUtNI)

490 Look at them yo yo's. That's the way you do it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 12:08 PM (IqV8l)

491 My second cousin is a lifelong tungsten filament, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of quantum electrodynamics.

Posted by: A Prudent Conservative Christian at November 07, 2016 12:08 PM (CPk08)

492 I have an old friend who is now 57. Her FB page is full of her in her Bozo hair shade trying to act like she is 17. She follows all kinds of heavy metal bands, has multiple piercings and puts videos of herself "playing guitar" and screeching into a microphone. It is so pathetic and laughable at the same time. Also, yes, she is a big Hillary fan.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (oiNtH)

How embarrassing.

I'll bet she describes herself as a "free spirit."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:08 PM (u0lmX)

493
My millenial son is an Iraq war veteran, two-star colonel, black latino homosexual immigrant college graduate lifelong Republican who is voting for Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 12:08 PM (rW4yT)

494 Yay Texas Zombie!

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (Om16U)

495 If tv had smell nobody would vote for Hillary
Nobody

That stinky pooner smell plus old lady perfume

Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (GwIKd)

496 She is the only one in my family that is doing so.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 07, 2016 11:47 AM (H43MS)

=========
Reassure Grandma that Trump isn't going to grab her pussy.


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (tHwdc)
=============================

Or, reassure her that he will, if her mileage varies.

Whatever works.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (sCBEO)

497 All of the women in my family are voting Hillary. She definitely has a lock on that demo. Thank goodness for white men.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 07, 2016 12:07 PM (Y3JiG)

It's Bill Wynn! He'll know what to do!

Posted by: troyriser at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (OGbEB)

498 The middle class Hellary-bots, on the other hand, are not.
No self-awareness.

Posted by: kallisto

So true and even big stars can only pull that stuff off for only so long. I saw a recent picture of Madonna at some event rolling all over the floor, spreading her legs and trying desperately to act "relevant and sexy". It was ridiculous and sad. Stay in England Madonna.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (oiNtH)

499 I heard an anti-Hillary ad on the local sports station here in DC with audio of Hillary saying the Redskins should change their name. I guess they are trying to fire up a few voters in VA.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (OD2ni)

500 Hillary has the left-handed herniated Hopi Indian demo LOCKED UP, people!!!

GAME OVER!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (wtvvX)

501 Radio news just said Janet Reno was well liked and the agency morale
was high when she was in charge because she was a tough prosecutor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (IqV8l)


Unfortunately, a bunch of little kids in Waco were not available for comment...

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (1dbI1)

502 Is there a reason the ban hammer has not been dropped on Bill Wynn yet?

In retrospect I wish I would have signed up to be a troll for the Clinton campaign. Could have pocketed the money and reverse trolled.

Question for you trolls - do you have to show your work to get paid? Obviously too late for me to get in the game this time around. Next time, perhaps.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (SUtNI)

503 JWest -

382
Did Trump say he was going to build a wall between Cuba and the U.S.? How about Puerto Rico?



Why are these news people so convinced that Hispanics in Florida are
going to vote the same as Hispanics in Arizona? Is it because they all
look the same to them?



Why would legal Hispanics from Cuba and Puerto Rico want the flood of illegals from Mexico to continue?



In the opinion of the news media, anyone remotely "Hispanic", even a couple of generations as citizens, all are Hillary voters.



Fucking idiots.
______________________________________________
This never fails to infuriate me a and Mrs. Redux as well. Mrs. Redux, as some of you know, was born in Colombia. In her opinion the U.S.of A. cannot build a wall between us and Mexico fast enough - Colombians cannot stand Mexicans for a lot of reasons. My father in law and I do not agree on a lot of things but we both heartily agree on rooting against the Mexican National Soccer team, early and often. Because, f*ck them. That's why.

She is voting Trump. Period. End of Story.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2016 12:10 PM (Fb9aZ)

504 471 SMOD IS TRENDING......
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (wtvvX)

Trending?! Dude, I'm ACCELERATING!

Posted by: SMOD, looking for a resting place at November 07, 2016 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

505 468--- My grandmother has been dead twenty years and this year she's voting Hillary!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (Nwg0u)
----------------------------------
Okay, that one is undoubtedly true.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2016 12:10 PM (Nox3c)

506 Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2016 12:06 PM (QDnY+)

Folks maybe a little reactionary today due to pre-election nerves.

Nick in South Bend, don't go away!

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 12:10 PM (nNdYv)

507 Yesterday for the first time I saw a hilarious ad from a group supporting Trump. It shows Hillary talking about how transparent she is then it goes to an actress dressed as FAB smashing her devices, sniffing a gallon of bleach, wiping her laptop with a cloth, etc. All the while in the background the real FAB is droning on about her innocence and transparency.

-
My wife was very offended by that. I just wasn't polite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)

508 483 Yo Yo Ma?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 12:06 PM (qVOjT)

Boutros-Boutros Ghali

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 12:11 PM (7HtZB)

509 >>I'll bet she describes herself as a "free spirit." Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:08 PM (u0lmX)

Nicely done.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)

510 My co-worker is a lifelong amaneuensis, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of retting vats.

Posted by: An Ordinary Hardworking Joe at November 07, 2016 12:11 PM (CPk08)

511 What do you bet the Democrats got Janet Reno's vote off in the mail before she corked.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 12:11 PM (sCBEO)

512 Radio news just said Janet Reno was well liked and the agency morale was high when she was in charge because she was a tough prosecutor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 12:02 PM (IqV8l)




She was a real bulldog dyke

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 12:11 PM (493sH)

513 477 DRUDGE
06/11/16 17:06
Comey's head-fake fake just made the hornets nest even crazier! 48 hours of madness upcoming!!"

OK, if Comey reopened the investigation because he was facing a mutiny among the FBI rank and file, how does his announcement placate them? They know damn well you can't go through that mass of emails in a week and declare that everything is peachy.

I'm sure they're more furious than ever.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:11 PM (u0lmX)

514 Amidst all the weighting-adjusted polling results (unavoidable flaw of such things), that one bit of hard data (I assume it's hard data) from FL is interesting.


25% of early voters did NOT vote in 2012?


If true, it's hard to read this in any way other than "monster vote" for You Know Who.


Even the best pollsters struggle with the turnout model weightings they apply to the raw data - that's the art part, vs. the science - and historically the best screens are based on voter participation in recent elections. This is also the basis, still, for most direct voter contacts, GOTV, registration efforts. Even some fund-raising.


I obviously don't have good figures at hand on this, but I'm gonna guess that a cohort of 25 effing % of voters in an election having NOT voted in the previous one is much, much, much higher than average.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2016 12:12 PM (QDnY+)

515 In the opinion of the news media, anyone remotely "Hispanic", even a couple of generations as citizens, all are Hillary voters.
___________________

Fred, wha-happen?

BABA-LUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at November 07, 2016 12:12 PM (4AVeu)

516 Yesterday for the first time I saw a hilarious ad from a group supporting Trump. It shows Hillary talking about how transparent she is then it goes to an actress dressed as FAB smashing her devices, sniffing a gallon of bleach, wiping her laptop with a cloth, etc. All the while in the background the real FAB is droning on about her innocence and transparency.

-
My wife was very offended by that.



Why?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:12 PM (el8j3)

517 https://tinyurl.com/hdljqyq

wikileaks PEDOesta 33

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:12 PM (y3aQB)

518 Folks maybe a little reactionary today due to pre-election nerves.

Nick in South Bend, don't go away!

I'm sorry too... It's hard to tell Trolls sometime....

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 12:12 PM (O2RFr)

519 SMOD IS TRENDING......
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:04 PM (wtvvX)

Trending?! Dude, I'm ACCELERATING!

Posted by: SMOD, looking for a resting place at November 07, 2016 12:10 PM (RD7QR)



I thought we'd see you last Wednesday night in Cleveland.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 12:12 PM (493sH)

520
My artificial Christmas poinsetta voted for Reagan and Bush but is voting for Clinton this year.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 12:12 PM (rW4yT)

521 Fred, wha-happen?



BABA-LUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at November 07, 2016 12:12 PM (4AVeu)

You got some 'splainin' to do!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (wtvvX)

522 It'll be confirmation that we're totally screwed as a country and all that will be left is the long slow slide. The good news is that we will probably see Medicare bankrupted before her term ends. The law of exponents always wins in the end.




THIS!
Posted by: rickb223


Honestly, I had that thinking with Obama and it's just not going to happen.

All sorts of European countries have been slogging along with socialist policies since forever and just sort of keep going without any sort of major revolution.

So the idea all the entitlements come undone in the next few years is cold comfort for me, someone might take a slight haircut and taxes will go up, but that's about it.

Posted by: Maritime at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (d369m)

523 I just can't believe that people who haven't voted are now motivated to go out and do so because of the Hag. (Of course, some LIVs might be motivated because "Trump! Scary bad man!")
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 11:44 AM (u0lmX)

If the polls are correctly tracking voter sentiment(and I don't think they actually do, you cannot find people on landlines today), then the "undecideds" are idiots who cannot decide who to vote for based on their own research. They must wait to hear what ABC news tells them is the popular thing to do. Why would you take the time to vote if you have no ability to determine your own values enough regarding candidates, issues, etc. that you are STILL undecided?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (oDUj/)

524 That's the way you do it, money from nothing, EBT for free, Dem guys ain't dumb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (qVOjT)

525 495 If tv had smell nobody would vote for Hillary
Nobody

That stinky pooner smell plus old lady perfume
Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (GwIKd)


Oh snap - that's what Assange has been threatening for today:

wikileaks SMELL-A-VISION

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (nNdYv)

526 Phil Spector is going to build a wall of sound between Cuba and the mainland.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (IqV8l)

527 Bush got a DUI!

Wait, wrong folder...

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (3myMJ)

528 My nephew is a lifelong coagulum, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of syncretic animism.

Posted by: A Military Veteran with a chest Full of Medals and Stuff at November 07, 2016 12:14 PM (CPk08)

529 525
495 If tv had smell nobody would vote for Hillary

Nobody



That stinky pooner smell plus old lady perfume

Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (GwIKd)



Oh snap - that's what Assange has been threatening for today:



wikileaks SMELL-A-VISION

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (nNdYv)

Scratch-n-Sniff email dump

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:14 PM (wtvvX)

530 https://tinyurl.com/jd79425

wikileaks
07/11/16 07:57
Podesta: Clinton top aid & Chief of Staff at State, Cheryl Mills, was against Clinton running for president

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:14 PM (y3aQB)

531 487 ...Then later we withhold cheetoes rations from the slackers. It's harsh but it works.

LOL

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 12:14 PM (lpHNf)

532 Boutros-Boutros Ghali Gee Whiz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:14 PM (Nwg0u)

533 OK, if Comey reopened the investigation because he
was facing a mutiny among the FBI rank and file, how does his
announcement placate them? They know damn well you can't go through
that mass of emails in a week and declare that everything is peachy.



I'm sure they're more furious than ever.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:11 PM (u0lmX)

Even if I gave them the benefit of doubt that they got through 650,000 emails in 8-10 days, am I then to believe they didn't find ONE email that they hadn't already found?! Not one...out of 650,000?

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 12:15 PM (Enq6K)

534 Assange doesn't have anything left, and even if he did it doesn't matter. What he's already released should've sank Hillary Clinton's campaign. The problem is that our electorate is neither moral nor serious. To make matters worse they've been coddled and insulated for from the consequences of immorality and unseriousness by both parties for generations.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 07, 2016 12:15 PM (FyRdJ)

535 My grandmother in Lansing MI has never, ever voted for a DEM.

------------

My grandfather has always voted Dem. He is voting Trump - first time I have ever heard him support a Republican. Said he can't do any worse than the rest of them.

I suspect there are a lot of older people like him.

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 12:15 PM (gmeXX)

536 Ghali Sergeant Carter!

Posted by: Gomer Pyle at November 07, 2016 12:16 PM (IqV8l)

537 My second aunt twice removed is a English hothouse cucumber who is voting Democrat for the first time in her life as a protest against Trump's appalling treatment of toilet bowl brushes.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:16 PM (u0lmX)

538 So what's everyone think? Should I vote for Tammy Duckface, or Mark Smirk?

Posted by: Chris M at November 07, 2016 12:16 PM (k3w9p)

539 495 If TV had smell, nobody would vote for Hillary.

Unfortunately, that's true.

http://tinyurl.com/hillodor

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 12:16 PM (lpHNf)

540
My veteran neighbor is a nuclear missile silo and he' ll be voting for Her because he cant trust Trump with nukular codes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 12:16 PM (rW4yT)

541 Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
Comey letter does not let HRC off hook for Clinton Foundation

Nor does it let Huma off hook for espionage

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:17 PM (y3aQB)

542 My vestigial remnant is a lifelong aromatic hydrocarbon, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of Grenache.

Posted by: White Haired Retired CIA Analyst at November 07, 2016 12:17 PM (CPk08)

543 The fact that Hillary won't face charges for making her maid print confidential documents says it all.

FAB is too big to jail.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 07, 2016 12:17 PM (Om16U)

544 502 Is there a reason the ban hammer has not been dropped on Bill Wynn yet?

Because he's too f*ing funny.

Also, since BW made his incandescent debut here a few days ago, it's kind of difficult to tell the difference between "Bill Wynn" and all of you moron comedians who are doing "Bill Wynn" parodies.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 12:17 PM (1dbI1)

545 One interesting article I came across this weekend from the liberal douchebag Nate Silver was talking about how skewed the 2014 polls were in Democrats favor

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-polls-were-skewed-toward-democrats/

I'm sure this is really old news, but going through the polling and seeing the results, it's CRAZY how off these polls were. Like in some situations by around 15 points favoring the Democrats.

Not saying that's going to happen, but this idea that the polls are the final say just doesn't hold water.

Posted by: Maritime at November 07, 2016 12:17 PM (d369m)

546 A case of flesh eating bacteria is preferable to Tammy 'I sold my soul' Duckworth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 12:17 PM (qVOjT)

547 A lady in my neighborhood has had Clinton-Kaine signs up around her house since the beginning. Now, obnoxiously she has added more and has her whole house peppered with them.

I don't know her - and never will - but I would like to ask her

"We know who your preferred candidate is - why do you continue to deface your property and our neighborhood with even more signage? Feeling a little insecure?"

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (oiNtH)

548 525 495 If tv had smell nobody would vote for Hillary
Nobody

That stinky pooner smell plus old lady perfume
Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (GwIKd)

Oh snap - that's what Assange has been threatening for today:

wikileaks SMELL-A-VISION
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 12:13 PM (nNdYv)

I recall seeing a wikileaks email from Pederesta about how bad Hilary smells. Maybe it was a joke, but I remember reading it.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (7HtZB)

549 If true, it's hard to read this in any way other than "monster vote" for You Know Who.

The other way to read that is the dems have filled out the ballots for those who never vote.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (ODxAs)

550 FAB is too big to jail.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 07, 2016 12:17 PM (Om16U)


You mean her FA won't fit through the cell door?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (1dbI1)

551 What do you bet the Democrats got Janet Reno's vote off in the mail before she corked.
Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 12:11 PM (sCBEO)

A friend of ours was a court appointed guardian of a relative who died recently. She was in her 90's well along in alzheimers.
Her family was furious that our friend refused to obtain and fill out an absentee ballot on her behalf. All Dem family members, bitching that she was being disenfranchised, that she would have wanted to vote a straight Dem ticket.

To be a devout Dem today, means you have zero morals or ethics. None.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (oDUj/)

552 This just in, Comey says John Wayne Gacy didn't do nuffin.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (3myMJ)

553 My wife was very offended by that.



Why?

-
Sarcastic mocking is not the kind of thing mature adults do.

I thought it was great.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (Nwg0u)

554 The fact that Hillary won't face charges for making her maid print confidential documents says it all.

FAB is too big to jail.
Posted by: Votermom



Sadly, that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (el8j3)

555 Not saying that's going to happen, but this idea that the polls are the final say just doesn't hold water.

-----------

I get why people watch the polls. What I don't get is why interviewers ask about them. I mean I get it - you use the polls to drive turnout, but it is annoying.

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (gmeXX)

556 Since Hilary isn't generating a new cohort of younger or AA voters; those are either Trump votes or illegals. We'll find out tomorrow, until then drink.

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (2RVmA)

557 Listening to KLove

It helps

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (Om16U)

558 Separated at birth: Janet Reno and Harry Reid.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (kfcYC)

559 FAB is too big to jail.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 07, 2016 12:17 PM (Om16U)

You mean her FA won't fit through the cell door?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (1dbI1)

They could retrofit an old blimp hangar for her to occupy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Woozy with Nausea at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (RwwCT)

560 Is there a reason the ban hammer has not been dropped on Bill Wynn yet?





He warned us about messing with him and it was taken very seriously. He knows people at his local Chamber of Commerce, you know.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (493sH)

561 My wife is a lifelong GABA antagonist, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of Gumby.

Posted by: Frighteningly Well Informed Concervative Policy Wonk at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (CPk08)

562 >>That stinky pooner smell plus old lady perfume
Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2016 12:09 PM (GwIKd)

The Hillary Breath: Sanka, Altoids, mild tooth decay, Beam, vagina, soul food.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (Bdeb0)

563 503----This never fails to infuriate me and Mrs. Redux as well. Mrs. Redux, as some of you know, was born in Colombia. In her opinion the U.S.of A. cannot build a wall between us and Mexico fast enough - Colombians cannot stand Mexicans for a lot of reasons....
She is voting Trump. Period. End of Story.
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2016 12:10 PM (Fb9aZ)
-------------------------------------------
Yep.
Cuban mother, Panamanian father (RIP) here.
My mother and 5 out of us 6 kids will vote Trump.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (Nox3c)

564 The problem is that our electorate is neither moral nor serious. To make matters worse they've been coddled and insulated for from the consequences of immorality and unseriousness by both parties for generations.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken



I put 90% of the blame though on our media. If we had anything approaching a balanced media, Hillary would have been disqualified a long time ago.

Posted by: Maritime at November 07, 2016 12:20 PM (d369m)

565 A case of flesh eating bacteria is preferable to Tammy 'I sold my soul' Duckworth.
---
Unfortunately a case of flesh eating bacteria isn't on the ballot.

Mark "I'm a safe vote for the turtle" Kirk is the other option. And they'll vote the same way otherwise.

Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2016 12:20 PM (3Liv/)

566 One interesting article I came across this weekend from the liberal douchebag Nate Silver was talking about how skewed the 2014 polls were in Democrats favor

Nate went into full twitter rant this weekend with Huff Po. I guess Huff Po forgot that Nate is the preferred pollster of uber liberal Keith Olbermann and had the audacity to question some of Nate's conclusions on 538. Nate does not like to be questioned and, in the course of 11 tweets, let them know.

Oh well, a little left on left action never fails to lift the spirits.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2016 12:20 PM (xq8JO)

567 So one time at band camp, and Bill Wynn was banging Mary Clogenstein in a pile of dirty laundry and we got out the camcorder........

Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2016 12:21 PM (GwIKd)

568 Reno's qualification for Hell was not Waco but her prosecution of innocents for alleged child sexual abuse .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 12:21 PM (c2q/b)

569 Trumps holding up a Trump mask someone in the audience had.


"Nice head of hair, I'll say that."

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 12:21 PM (Enq6K)

570 At some point in the future
The Saggy Assed One will Immanetize the Eschaton
And The Eschaton will be Immanetized, Let Me Tell You
And Who Switched My Nutmeg with Curry?

Posted by: Mike Nostradamus at November 07, 2016 12:21 PM (KXo+s)

571 My wife is a lifelong air-release valve, who this year is voting for the
very first time for HILLARY! because she can't stand Trump's treatment
of biosolids.

Posted by: Billy Winkie at November 07, 2016 12:21 PM (wtvvX)

572 I put 90% of the blame though on our media. If we had anything approaching a balanced media, Hillary would have been disqualified a long time ago.

Yeah but She's got Katy Perry, Beyonce. Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi campaigning for Her! She must be qualified!

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

573 wikileaks
07/11/16 07:57
Podesta: Clinton top aid & Chief of Staff at State, Cheryl Mills, was against Clinton running for president
Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:14 PM (y3aQB)

Because she knew of the possibility of her client being outed through hacked computers, etc.

She has to be more stunned than anyone at how deep the corruption is in the Fed. I'm sure she had doubts it would be this pervasive and feared they would all go down.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2016 12:22 PM (oDUj/)

574 This is concerning news indeed. According to a new poll I just read on Soro's...I mean, CNN, the Texas numbers are:

Clinton - 99.95837%
Trump - -6789%
Egg McMuffin - 0.000000001%

If this trend holds, Trump's going to have an early night on Tuesday.

Posted by: Davy Venereal at November 07, 2016 12:22 PM (nGsFZ)

575 https://tinyurl.com/hy27yal



Nate Silver: Polls showing Clinton up 5 points not backed by data

Brock's Poll Troll hardest hit

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:22 PM (y3aQB)

576 >>565
A case of flesh eating bacteria is preferable to Tammy 'I sold my soul' Duckworth. Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2016 12:20 PM (3Liv/)

Distinction without a difference.

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)

577 Even if I gave them the benefit of doubt that they
got through 650,000 emails in 8-10 days, am I then to believe they
didn't find ONE email that they hadn't already found?! Not one...out of
650,000?



Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 07, 2016 12:15 PM
==================================

That's easily explained. The FBI used my "Think" system. They simply thought about the the emails and then they played a little tune.

Posted by: Professor Harold Hill at November 07, 2016 12:22 PM (JBggj)

578 534 Assange doesn't have anything left, and even if he did it doesn't matter. What he's already released should've sank Hillary Clinton's campaign. The problem is that our electorate is neither moral nor serious. To make matters worse they've been coddled and insulated for from the consequences of immorality and unseriousness by both parties for generations.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken

Since many Dem voters are dead they WON'T be getting any more moral, but they CAN'T get any more serious.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (kfcYC)

579 My husband is a lifelong partial pressure of atmospheric gas, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of noses.

Posted by: Devout, Even Saintly, Catholic Grandmother of 157 Adorable Kids at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (CPk08)

580 I drew nipples on the left and right buttons on my mouse. Work is so much more exciting now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (WlGX+)

581 Does Drudge take requests? Is he all ears?

Ok, then, please get the Naked Emperor off the page. It's driving me away from the site.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (sCBEO)

582 Sarcastic mocking is not the kind of thing mature adults do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (Nwg0u)

She hasn't visited AoSHQ, I take it?

Not that we're mature adults or anything.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (u0lmX)

583 He [Bill Wynn] warned us about messing with him and it was taken very seriously. He knows people at his local Chamber of Commerce, you know.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (493sH)

Listen to these thingsBeel Weenis saying, yes? He speaks troof.

Posted by: Agent Jones, Chamber Of Commerce at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (OGbEB)

584 I put 90% of the blame though on our media. If we had anything approaching a balanced media, Hillary would have been disqualified a long time ago.

Posted by: Maritime at November 07, 2016 12:20 PM (d369m)




And Barry would still be a gloryhole attendant at Man's Country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (493sH)

585 I am a life long Republican from...uh, somewhere. My family are all lifelong Republicans from Michiganois. They'll be voting for Hillary tomorrow because she has exhibited the leadership qualities to take this country into the 22nd century. Or something. Fuck it.

Posted by: Dan at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (FyRdJ)

586 Reno's qualification for Hell was not Waco but her prosecution of innocents for alleged child sexual abuse .

Really? As awful as that was, you consider murder a lesser qualification for hell?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (WlGX+)

587 Stinky Pooner played by Joe Besser.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (IqV8l)

588 >> If we had anything approaching a balanced media,
>> Hillary would have been disqualified a long time
>> ago.

Her whole campaign is about proving Nixon would never have resigned if the press hadn't gone after him.

She's every bit as guilty - perhaps worse, as he never exposed national security information to foreign entities - as he was, the only difference is the press killed him and cradled her.

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (TppKb)

589 put 90% of the blame though on our media. If we had anything approaching a balanced media, Hillary would have been disqualified a long time ago.
Posted by: Maritime at November 07, 2016 12:20 PM (d369m)

Good points.
Especially the one about our electorate being immoral, or amoral, and unserious.
They are bad Stewards of the Republic, and seem to only want to indulge themselves at the expense of Somebody Else.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (d6TTt)

590 Does Drudge take requests?

I dunno, but he stole my Comey da Clown joke.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (WlGX+)

591 Maritime @522 for the win.


Not really an election issue.


But those taking some kind of comfort from the idea that the current descent into govt-centric dependency and insolvency etc. is "unsustainable" should think again.


Europe - with far less fumes/inertia/previously created wealth to live off of, has coasted for decades with far worse stuff than we are likely to have for some time.


Plus 2008 illustrated just how much fairly "sustainable" irresponsible insanity and re-writing the rule-book can get you, financially speaking.


The "burning times" are now. The burn is just less dramatic, and more insidious, than most seem to realize.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (QDnY+)

592 Someone asked above.

Saw Mel Gibson's Hacksaw Ridge and liked it. Story of WWII conscienteous objector who was awarded the Medal of Honor for his heroics as a medic on Okinawa. My only caution is that the battle scenes are graphic. Lots of religious themes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (r1fLd)

593 485 All of the women in my family are voting Hillary. She definitely has a lock on that demo. Thank goodness for white men.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 07, 2016 12:07 PM (Y3JiG)

Very concerning indeed. I'm *so* concerned, as a Concerned Christian Conservative who has been voting Republican all his life until I was wowed by Clinton's unity, non-concerning speech.

Posted by: Davy Venereal at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (nGsFZ)

594 "Nate went into full twitter rant this weekend with Huff Po. I guess Huff Po forgot that Nate is the preferred pollster of uber liberal Keith Olbermann and had the audacity to question some of Nate's conclusions on 538. Nate does not like to be questioned and, in the course of 11 tweets, let them know."

In fairness, Silver is pretty good and seems to try not to let his politics skew his numbers. Right now, he has Hillary with a slight lead but within the MOE. That means anything can happen tomorrow, which is a reasonable position.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (OD2ni)

595 What has Tammy Duckworth done to address the disgraceful health care scandal at the VA?

Give speeches and act indignant?

Wow.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (4AVeu)

596 I AM BULLISH ON SMOD

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

597 >> Really? As awful as that was, you consider murder
>> a lesser qualification for hell?

In this case I'd agree, because Waco was one specific incident the 'suppressed memory' thing was a pattern of misbehavior.

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (TppKb)

598 Reno's qualification for Hell was not Waco but her prosecution of innocents for alleged child sexual abuse .
==========================

She had plenty of qualifications for hell.

Posted by: Elian Gonzalez at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (sCBEO)

599 The One with The Head Shaped Like a Peanut
McNuffin, McLovin, MC Mullen?
Yeah, him.
Will Disappear into the Ether

Posted by: Mike Nostradamus at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (KXo+s)

600 My cellphone has never voted but this year it is going to vote for HILLARY! because of the offensive comments Trump has made about land lines.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (xq8JO)

601 My (pick one: friends, family, coworker and I are all (pick one: Republicans, conservatives, Reagan Democrats) but even we cannot support Trump because of his (pick one: racism, misogyny, ignorance of the world). We are all voting for Hillary as she will at least (pick one: respect the constitution, work to make things better, care about ordinary American like me)

Posted by: Confused Troll at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (1BQGO)

602 After 17 seconds of detailed research, FBI Director Comey confirms Alferd Packer not a cannibal.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (3myMJ)

603 "We know who your preferred candidate is - why do you continue to deface your property and our neighborhood with even more signage? Feeling a little insecure?"



Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (oiNtH)


Typing in caps with cardboard.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 12:26 PM (hLRSq)

604 Stevie Wonder and others held a big rally/concert for Hillary. The trash left behind is something we've seen continually at democratic events. Signs were left on the ground along with a wide variety of trash.

This is the Gaia friendly left who really doesn't give a shit about the environment. They wanted to hear free music period. The fact that they left so many FAB signs on the ground doesn't speak to commitment. Fucking disrespectful slobs.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:26 PM (oiNtH)

605 In this case I'd agree, because Waco was one specific incident the 'suppressed memory' thing was a pattern of misbehavior.

One specific incident but multiple murders.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 12:26 PM (WlGX+)

606 Yeah but She's got Katy Perry, Beyonce. Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi campaigning for Her! She must be qualified!>>>

You forgot the most intelligent singer Miley Cyrus. She is display of stable sound judgement

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 07, 2016 12:26 PM (tf9Ne)

607 My clone is a lifelong farmer's co-operative, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of amorphous solids.

Posted by: Financially Sound Home Owner Concerned About the Direction This Country is Taking at November 07, 2016 12:26 PM (CPk08)

608 ANYBODY FEELING CONCERNED IN HERE?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (Iy6JT)

609 Man, I'm old enough to remember when rockers were ANTI-establishment.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (WlGX+)

610 553 My wife was very offended by that.



Why?

-
Sarcastic mocking is not the kind of thing mature adults do.

I thought it was great.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (Nwg0u)


What state are you in? Trying to find it online.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (/D5Lf)

611 In fairness, Silver is pretty good and seems to try not to let his politics skew his numbers. Right now, he has Hillary with a slight lead but within the MOE. That means anything can happen tomorrow, which is a reasonable position.

-------------

He seems to be the most reliable and honest to me. But no pollster is infallible. He's given Hillary some momentum going into the final days here, but he seems to write that her "lead" as it is is not very solid and could come crashing down.

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (gmeXX)

612 608 ANYBODY FEELING CONCERNED IN HERE?
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (Iy6JT)

Nope, no concerns left to give.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (8hICw)

613 "All of the women in my family are voting Hillary. She definitely has a lock on that demo."

Bill Wynn's family is a demo?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (3myMJ)

614 602 After 17 seconds of detailed research, FBI Director Comey confirms Alferd Packer not a cannibal.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:25 PM (3myMJ)

It's not cannibalism if they're Democrats!

Posted by: Zombie Alferd Packer at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

615 My clone is a lifelong farmer's co-operative, who this year is voting
for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's
treatment of amorphous solids.


these really are making my day...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

616 In fairness, Silver is pretty good and seems to try not to let his politics skew his numbers. Right now, he has Hillary with a slight lead but within the MOE.

That means anything can happen tomorrow, which is a reasonable position.




That's like being a meteorologist and calling for 50% chance of rain.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (el8j3)

617 Sarcastic mocking is not the kind of thing mature adults do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:18 PM (Nwg0u)

She hasn't visited AoSHQ, I take it?

-
She thinks I slend faaaaaar too much time here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)

618 Nevermind. Found it


http://tinyurl.com/j4ortwk

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (/D5Lf)

619 >> You forgot the most intelligent singer Miley Cyrus.
>> She is display of stable sound judgement

Miley Cyrus' judgment is every bit as stable and sound as the grammar of that sentence.

The only thing she's ever done right is to keep the American Hi-Fi guys employed.

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (TppKb)

620 Just imagine a What-If scenario.

What if the Senate had asked during Reno's confirmation hearings about how she prosecuted those molestation cases. And for once Republicans had refused to rubber stamp a Dem appointee, would Waco or Ruby Ridge have happened?

This is in if we assassinate Adolph territory but how would the world have been different?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (qVOjT)

621 Judging from the comments, I gather we have been infiltrated by the trolls? To arms!!!

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (a0IVu)

622 608 ANYBODY FEELING CONCERNED IN HERE?
==============================


Ummm, hello?

Posted by: America's Enemies at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (sCBEO)

623 Yep.
Cuban mother, Panamanian father (RIP) here.
My mother and 5 out of us 6 kids will vote Trump.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2016 12:19 PM (Nox3c)

I used to work with a woman from Chile. Once, an idiot liberal here wished her "Happy Cinco de Mayo." She gave him an earful. The look of confusion and annoyance on his face was wonderful. Here he thought he was being all diverse and shit wishing one of the little brown people well on A Very Important Day For All The Little Brown People and she went off on him instead...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (u0lmX)

624 The Blonde Flower Who Exerts Herself
Will be propped by the Pop Star Who Puts Her Tongue on things
And the Bimbo With the Nice Tits
And the Old Woman Who Does the Oralling.

Posted by: Mike Nostradamus at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (KXo+s)

625 Around these parts there are older women who kept
their natural hair color but highlight it with bright colors like the
tweeners and hot supermodels do. When I see one of these old grey/silver
haired babes with bright green or purple effusion on they head, I just
KNOW it's a vote for the FAB. Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2016 11:53 AM (nNdYv)
=====

Does anyone else remember the old Britcom 'Are You Being Served?' with the old lady with oddly-colored and changing hair always talking about her pussy?

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (MIKMs)

626 My neighbour is a lifelong immigrant, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of arpeggios.

Posted by: A Pastor Sensitive to the Needs of His Congregation at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (CPk08)

627 I want to be optimistic, but it's getting harder... If Hillary manages to steal the election tomorrow, I will be retiring from all forms of media foe awhile... No way can I bear the thought of that smug b**ch gloating and the media having orgasms over it...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (O2RFr)

628 My theme for tomorrow? Summit Attained.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (QQ+il)

629 >> Sarcastic mocking is not the kind of thing mature
>> adults do.

Don't get out much, do you?

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (TppKb)

630 "We know who your preferred candidate is - why do you continue to deface your property and our neighborhood with even more signage? Feeling a little insecure?"

------------

I have basically seen no yard signs this election. Not really sure what it means. Maybe means they are not effective, so no one is spending $ on them. Could mean that no one wants to signal who they are voting for (which could go either way).

Not sure, but it is unusual for a presidential election.

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (gmeXX)

631 What state are you in? Trying to find it online.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

This was shown in CO for one.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

632 What state are you in? Trying to find it online.

-
Colorado

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (Nwg0u)

633 Yeah but She's got Katy Perry, Beyonce. Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi campaigning for Her! She must be qualified!>>>

And Madonna willing to provide oral sex if you vote for Hillary.

You know, if your into sexually transmitted diseases.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2016 12:30 PM (xq8JO)

634 Face it people! No matter what happens tomorrow, the great mystery will still endure.

We STILL won't know why Billy Joe jumped off that fucking bridge.!! Or what he and his girlfriend threw off the bridge!
President shmesident! What the fuck is the deal with Billy Joe and that bridge?

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 07, 2016 12:30 PM (yTnCT)

635 That's like being a meteorologist and calling for 50% chance of rain.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (el8j3)

IIRC, he nailed the 2012 election state results (as in, who would win each state. Unsure if he called the percentages right). Also, he had a much higher confidence in Obama winning it (high 80%, I think).

Of course, that may just mean he gets better data from the DNC on their GOTV (that is, ballot stuffing) effort.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:30 PM (8hICw)

636 My sister-in-law's vellum distributor is a lifelong Libertarian musicologist, who is voting for a woman for the first time this year because Trump plucks daffodils, wraps them in velvet, and throws them in the sewer.

Posted by: Bad Copycat at November 07, 2016 12:31 PM (lpHNf)

637 If the Wikileaks big reveal is that Hillary smells, I think we know where M Night Shamalamadingdong's been hiding out.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 12:31 PM (yMtCg)

638 Rhomboid,

I respectfully disagree. Medicare's insolvency will not simply be papered over like the PIIGS debt crises.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 07, 2016 12:31 PM (FyRdJ)

639 All of the women in my family are voting Hillary. She definitely has a lock on that demo. Thank goodness for white men.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 07, 2016 12:07 PM (Y3JiG)




And by women you mean blowup dolls and trannies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2016 12:31 PM (493sH)

640 And Madonna willing to provide oral sex if you vote for Hillary.

DID SOMEBODY SAY ORAL SEX???

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 07, 2016 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

641 632 What state are you in? Trying to find it online.

-
Colorado
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 07, 2016 12:29 PM (Nwg0u)

Thanks. Found it and posted at 618.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 07, 2016 12:31 PM (/D5Lf)

642 631 What state are you in? Trying to find it online.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

This was shown in CO for one.

I'm in CA and I saw it...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

643 I predict if Trump wins the NY Post headline on Wednesday November 9 will be "Hillary Schlonged by Weiner."

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 07, 2016 12:32 PM (BDZWU)

644 I asked my ampersands last night which way they were voting and 9 out of 10 said that they were voting for Hillary out of solidarity with their cousins the parentheses. It was heartbreaking.

However the pound signs are strongly pro-Trump.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:32 PM (u0lmX)

645 Just revisiting but the Bush DUI revelation was actually a positive from the way I look at things . It could have happened to a Dem and I would have looked at it the same way.

That Bush was given a DUI and paid the fines and it went on his record tells me more positive than negative about his and the Bush family ethics and character. This happened in a town where the Bush's obviously have pull if they want it. Also Senior was the head of the CIA at the time. I'd venture to say that anybody else in this position would never had come close to having this on their record.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2016 12:32 PM (c2q/b)

646
Can we do a Top Ten Things We Dont Want To Hear On Wednesday And Are Total Bullshit list?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 12:32 PM (rW4yT)

647 637 If the Wikileaks big reveal is that Hillary smells, I think we know where M Night Shamalamadingdong's been hiding out.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 12:31 PM (yMtCg)

With a twist!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:32 PM (8hICw)

648 Mark "I'm a safe vote for the turtle" Kirk is the other option. And they'll vote the same way otherwise.


Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2016 12:20 PM (3Liv/)

I say get rid of the RINO if you can.

The Dems will destroy themselves. Us too unfortunately, but oh well.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (Idu2i)

649 My handball partner is a lifelong Siberian Oblast, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of the seas incarnadine.

Posted by: An Innocent, Touchingly Direct, Yet Perceptive and Thoughtful Teen Ager at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (CPk08)

650 >> I used to work with a woman from Chile. Once, an
>> idiot liberal here wished her "Happy Cinco de
>> Mayo."

Heh.

There are the optimists (who celebrate the START of their war of independence) and the pessimists (who celebrate the END.)

We and the Chileans are optimists.

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (TppKb)

651


ha!

Imagine that.


Impeachment Process Starts On French President Hollande For Disclosing Classified Information To Journalists

http://www.zerohedge.com/

Only NOT in America.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (qCMvj)

652 In ABC Poll, Trump leads by 10 in ED voting in:
1) CO
2) FL
3) NV
4) NH
5) NC
6) OH

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (y3aQB)

653 304
I keep forgetting to ask, does Hillary!'s maid have a legal work permit to be in the US?


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 11:39 AM (qVOjT)

If she didn't , she does now. Heck, Kadisk probably swore her in and she is a full blown citizen with voting rights and a few ballots for good measure.

Posted by: gracepc at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (OU4q6)

654 Nope, no concerns left to give.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:27 PM (8hICw)


The Outrage Outlet has no concerns either, but we do have some Whoop De Dang Doos left over from baseball season.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (hLRSq)

655
What this country needs is a good $10 cigar.

Posted by: Slick at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (JBggj)

656
The final polls in 2012 were off by an avg of +2% to the Dems. These were the final ones for each that had to bring it back in from the sway polls they did earlier. Of course, we have felt the pain of 'what difference does it make' since then. But an interesting tidbit I thought.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (ODxAs)

657 Just revisiting but the Bush DUI revelation was actually a positive from the way I look at things . It could have happened to a Dem and I would have looked at it the same way.

------------

I think there is a lot of truth to that. To me it was a non-event, but you are right - he took responsibility.

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (gmeXX)

658 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:32 PM (8hICw)

Fake Wikileak but thanks for playing

Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (y3aQB)

659


"Burn This Email After You Read It" - Memo To Podesta Says To "Leave No Fingerprints"

zerohedge

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (qCMvj)

660 Well, all 4 of my kids are voting Trump.

This includes my "libertarian" son who was going to vote for Johnson until he decided (1) Johnson has perhaps hit one bong too many and (2) the SJW Bitch must be destroyed at all costs.

This also includes my totally apolitical daughter who just broke up with her moonbat boyfriend. I think she wants to vote for Trump out of revenge. Okay by me!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (Nox3c)

661 637 If the Wikileaks big reveal is that Hillary smells, I think we know where M Night Shamalamadingdong's been hiding out.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 12:31 PM (yMtCg)

"I see dead people. They're at the polls. They're voting for Hillary."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (u0lmX)

662 My (pick one: friends, family, coworker and I are all (pick one: Republicans, conservatives, Reagan Democrats) but even we cannot support Trump because of his (pick one: racism, misogyny, ignorance of the world). We are all voting for Hillary as she will at least (pick one: respect the constitution, work to make things better, care about ordinary American like me)

I, State Your Name...

Posted by: Thug, mug, pug, or whatever at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (u0s1P)

663 Does anyone else remember the old Britcom 'Are You Being Served?' with the old lady with oddly-colored and changing hair always talking about her pussy?




That was back in the 70's when they were just nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (el8j3)

664 Reno's qualification for Hell was not Waco but her prosecution of innocents for alleged child sexual abuse .

Really? As awful as that was, you consider murder a lesser qualification for hell?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 07, 2016 12:23 PM (WlGX+)

That was the bonus round.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (Idu2i)

665 off, foul sock.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (wtvvX)

666 If nothing else, citizens should vote to keep the illegals from deciding who becomes president. I for one am hopping mad about states like Nevada. We're being systematically disenfranchised in our own country. We need a massive turnout tomorrow to prevail against the powers that be, that have made it virtually impossible for the Republican candidate, any Republican candidate, to win.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (kma8f)

667
The Outrage Outlet has no concerns either, but we do have some Whoop De Dang Doos left over from baseball season.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 12:33 PM (hLRSq)

I would like to order a box of those, to deal with all the narrative forming and changing that will happen late Tuesday/Wednesday morning.

Any whoop de frickin do's left? If so, I'll take a box of those, too.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:35 PM (8hICw)

668

The problem was that Podesta, and others within WCEG, thought that their research would not be deemed credible to the extent it was viewed as an arm of the leftist Center for American Progress. So, just like Hillary, they came up with a plan to create a new WCEG with both a "public and private" image. Unfortunately, per a memo leaked by WikiLeaks, the WCEG's plan to be "fiercely independent" acknowledged they would still need support from the Center for American Progress provided that it "leaves no fingerprints." Finally, readers of the memo were warned to "please burn this email after you read it."

dirty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2016 12:35 PM (qCMvj)

669 An Asshole Astride a Horse
Can Hide the Blonde Flower's Letters in His Wardrobe
Because The People In Charge
Made That Decision

Posted by: Mike Nostradamus at November 07, 2016 12:35 PM (KXo+s)

670 >> And Madonna willing to provide oral sex if you vote
>> for Hillary.

If it gets Andrea off my dork I'm on board.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at November 07, 2016 12:35 PM (TppKb)

671 Was Comey so off that it actually gob-smacked ace's weekend work?

Posted by: DaveA at November 07, 2016 12:36 PM (8J/Te)

672 "That's like being a meteorologist and calling for 50% chance of rain.
Posted by: rickb223"


I suppose so, but that's seems to be where the race is. Silver is throwing cold water on the lefties proclaiming that its all over and it is pissing them off.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 07, 2016 12:36 PM (OD2ni)

673 My mother is a lifelong backsplit, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because she can't stand Trump's treatment of QA protocols.

Posted by: An Anxious, Dependent Elderly Woman, Fearful for Her Economic Survival at November 07, 2016 12:36 PM (CPk08)

674 Fake Wikileak but thanks for playing
Posted by: Evilpens at November 07, 2016 12:34 PM (y3aQB)

I was quoting robot chicken, where M. Night kept making appearances with one line, "with a twist!"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:36 PM (8hICw)

675 ...I have basically seen no yard signs this election...

Probably Trump supporters decided to do handbrake turns in their own lawns, key their own cars, and spray paint "F U Nazi" on their own garage doors.

You know, cut out the middle man.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 12:36 PM (lpHNf)

676 Does anyone else remember the old Britcom 'Are You Being Served?' with the old lady with oddly-colored and changing hair always talking about her pussy?


Mrs. Slocum. I am not making that up.

Posted by: Thug, mug, pug, or whatever at November 07, 2016 12:36 PM (u0s1P)

677 669 An Asshole Astride a Horse
Can Hide the Blonde Flower's Letters in His Wardrobe
Because The People In Charge
Made That Decision

Such poetry... reminds me of figs in a grotto and apes or something...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 12:36 PM (O2RFr)

678 speaking of crazy polls, that NH that has her up +11 :
D-I-R
43-16-40
NH breakdown :
D-I-R
27-43-30

D+16

Posted by: Mike Pence at November 07, 2016 12:37 PM (8mYHH)

679 You Know
I'm Going to Go Out On A Limb And Say
Partly Cloudy with 50% Change of Light Rain
(So Wear a Light Jacket)

Posted by: Mike Nostradamus at November 07, 2016 12:37 PM (KXo+s)

680


And there you go, all it takes is a couple of phone lines and a new website and another liberal "advocacy group" becomes a "fiercely independent" economic research organization with the credibility to influence public policy in an "impartial" way.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2016 12:37 PM (qCMvj)

681 I used to work with a woman from Chile. Once, an idiot liberal here wished her "Happy Cinco de Mayo."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 07, 2016 12:28 PM (u0lmX)

--------------------
Once on a sign at a Chilean restaurant in Houston, TX:

"We are a Chilean restaurant. We do not serve tortillas."

(They failed.)

Posted by: RioBravo at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (NUqwG)

682 >> "I see dead people. They're at the polls. They're
>> voting for Hillary."

You've got the biologically dead, and then you have the ethically dead...

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (TppKb)

683

Trump's speech is good, as always.

The Energizer.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (qCMvj)

684 If Sra. Redux is not at least a nine-and-three-quarters, that would be the first Colombiana I'd heard of not to attain that rating.

They must have ugly women there somewhere, but they keep them way out in the FARCin' outback somewhere.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (H5rtT)

685 646
Can we do a Top Ten Things We Dont Want To Hear On Wednesday And Are Total Bullshit list?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 12:32 PM (rW4yT)

Here's mine:

10. The system worked!

9. Women are the new black

8. The people chose stability (Hillary) revenge (Trump)

7. It was a change election (particularly bad if the Hag wins)

6. This result was predicted by (insert insane improbable mechanism here)

5. The Russians won (Trump)/Lost (Hillary)

4. Never mind, elections don't matter anyway

3. We were right all along even if we were wrong (MSM, if Hillary loses)

2. This result doesn't mean what you think it means, and here's why

And the top thing I don't want to hear on Wednesday:

1. It's tied and there's a recount!

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

686 desocking...

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (TppKb)

687 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:35 PM (8hICw)

*shoves boxes through the USB port*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (hLRSq)

688 I'm just mad because my asshole brother didn't cut me in on the casino biz.

-Bill Wynn

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (3myMJ)

689 I laughed when the old lady bitched at the maid - "I told you a hundred times not to leave jelly stains on my morning emails! And find out what that "C" stands for!"

Posted by: Slick at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (JBggj)

690 >>>Can we do a Top Ten Things We Dont Want To Hear On Wednesday And Are Total Bullshit list?

"The People Have Spoken"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (yMtCg)

691 Ernie, but no. Medicare already took a big hit under O-care ..... maybe we'll see some of it tomorrow, but I sense no grassroots rebellion.


Just really the most dramatic evidence of the electorate's degradation (perhaps, yes that's a field with lots of top competitors) - the Dems' staple slander (with electoral traction) for a generation was "Medi-scare". The utterly baseless slander that the GOP was going to push grandma off the cliff (while grabbing her wheelchair as she flew, to save $$$$).


Meanwhile in reality both parties were competing to render Medicare insolvent by *adding* to it, not cutting it.


First significant "cut" to Medicare (I believe in its entire history)? By the Dems. As a big part of their massively unpopular, stupid, unworkable "health care reform".


As Maritime said, some hair-cuts here, some tax increases there, some benefit-cuts over there ..... very very little chance of any revolt, vs. a continued managed decline.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2016 12:39 PM (QDnY+)

692 *shoves boxes through the USB port*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Election Day Special! Blamethrowers 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2016 12:38 PM (hLRSq)

Appreciated!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 07, 2016 12:39 PM (8hICw)

693 ...I have basically seen no yard signs this election...

Probably Trump supporters decided to do handbrake turns in their own lawns, key their own cars, and spray paint "F U Nazi" on their own garage doors.

You know, cut out the middle man.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 12:36 PM (lpHNf)



Well, now that we've seen mail men stealing Trump signs, we could conclude Kasich's father is behind it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2016 12:39 PM (qCMvj)

694 Once on a sign at a Chilean restaurant in Houston, TX:

"We are a Chilean restaurant. We do not serve tortillas."

(They failed.)


Reminds me of the The Onion article about the Spanish restaurant.

Posted by: Thug, mug, pug, or whatever at November 07, 2016 12:39 PM (u0s1P)

695 Here is someone who really needs prayers, if he is still alive.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37899829

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2016 12:39 PM (qVOjT)

696 "676 Does anyone else remember the old Britcom 'Are You Being Served?' with the old lady with oddly-colored and changing hair always talking about her pussy?

Mrs. Slocum. I am not making that up."


Miss Brahms had a nice rack.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 07, 2016 12:39 PM (OD2ni)

697 >> 1. It's tied and there's a recount!

Top:

"The Conservative Case for Hillary".

Or perhaps just the National Review-logo kneepads.

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 12:39 PM (TppKb)

698 Nood. Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2016 12:40 PM (DMUuz)

699 My uncle is a lifelong bimetallic thermostat, who this year is voting for the very fiirst time for HILLARY! because he can't stand Trump's treatment of opisthobranchs.

Posted by: A Brave, Strong, Self Sufficient Conservative Young Mother With A Puckish Insoucience You Can't Help at November 07, 2016 12:40 PM (CPk08)

700 The nation threw a temper tantrum...

Posted by: Tom Brokaw at November 07, 2016 12:40 PM (u0s1P)

701

Nood, btw.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2016 12:41 PM (qCMvj)

702 Top:

Top:

We told You to choose Jeb!

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 07, 2016 12:41 PM (O2RFr)

703
TMZ is reporting that HRC has cancelled her planned NYC fireworks show for tonight.

https://t.co/mFUY5WD7In

Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at November 07, 2016 12:41 PM (XIXhw)

704 Miss Brahms had a nice rack.

I don't remember that show being especially funny, mildly amusing, I guess, but yeah, there were reasons I watched it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 07, 2016 12:41 PM (u0s1P)

705 Another human Democrat candidate?

Nope, just another lifelike animatronic mount by Chuck Testa!

Posted by: General Zod at November 07, 2016 12:42 PM (Bdeb0)

706 "This result was predicted by (insert insane improbable mechanism here)"
As Usual, People Doubt My Methods
You Try Telling the Future in 4-line Stretches
OK Fine, Trump Will Win 294-241.

Posted by: Mike Nostradamus at November 07, 2016 12:42 PM (KXo+s)

707
652 In ABC Poll, Trump leads by 10 in ED voting in:
........

Heh - at first I read that as "Trump leads by 10 in SPED voting..."

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 07, 2016 12:43 PM (Y3JiG)

708 As Maritime said, some hair-cuts here, some tax increases there, some benefit-cuts over there ..... very very little chance of any revolt, vs. a continued managed decline.




At some point, that $220 TRILLION will come due.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:43 PM (el8j3)

709
1. We shouldve nominated a safe establishment R
2. We'll do great in the midterms!
3. She's one-and-done.
4. See? The polls were right!
5. It took a Carter to get a Reagan.
6. No sense in opposing Hillary because we'll be called sexists.

...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 07, 2016 12:44 PM (rW4yT)

710 How many souls did John Wesley rescue from Hogarth's Gin Lane? May God raise up another to call us to personal integrity in the 21st century!

Posted by: Duhgee at November 07, 2016 12:44 PM (7AivX)

711 A few years ago, a local candidate had the same name as my son. I called his campaign and said that I kept/stole a sign after the election. He laughed and said 'you're welcome' and hoped that all my kidlets had fun in the election and that he had fun (he won that one).

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 07, 2016 12:45 PM (MIKMs)

712 Saw Mel Gibson's Hacksaw Ridge and liked it. Story of WWII conscienteous objector who was awarded the Medal of Honor for his heroics as a medic on Okinawa. My only caution is that the battle scenes are graphic.

Lots of religious themes.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 07, 2016 12:24 PM (r1fLd)


Much as I like Mel, the Hacksaw Ridge trailer basically gives away the entire movie from beginning to end, so I don't think I need to see it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 07, 2016 12:47 PM (1dbI1)

713 Ace up!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2016 12:49 PM (el8j3)

714
Man, I'm old enough to remember when rockers were ANTI-establishment.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
----------

Ain't that the truth!

I look forward to Springsteen's new album, "Born to Pee (Where I Want and be Me)" that thematically explores the trials and tribulations of the oppressed transgendered.




Posted by: Biergood at November 07, 2016 12:52 PM (v8Lx/)

715 Hey Morons.

If you want to see a full-court press "depress the vote" effort on display today, drop by Tepid Flatulence. Paid Hillbots abound.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 07, 2016 01:21 PM (jPoCB)

716 I am step 5 all the way!

Posted by: grandmalcaesar at November 07, 2016 01:24 PM (yrohn)

717 DST, right?

Posted by: grandmalcaesar at November 07, 2016 01:25 PM (yrohn)

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