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"Hillary's Bitter Tears" Drink Recipes Thread
MAGA asked about how to make a drink called Hillary's Bitter Tears.
Zombie offered the first recipe: Hillary's Bitter Tears2 jiggers absinthe (wormwood liqueur)
1 jigger grapefruit shrub
1 jigger 180-proof gin
Angostura bitters
Celery bitters
tears from an old sow combine all ingredients in a pewter goblet. Do not stir. Drink while weeping. Here's another one: Hillary's Bitter Tears
18 parts vodka. Any kind of vodka. VODKA!
3 parts Binaca to disguise the vodka smell
4 more parts vodka
Pulped Whitewater Billing records
a few more parts of vodka in case you were drunk before and miscounted
Three drops of BleachBit extract
Olives pre-soaked in vodka. Squeeze the vodka out of the olives into the drink, then throw away the olives. Rub the drink's lip with the dried genetic material of a former US president recovered from a befouled cloth. Then wipe that genetic material off the lip because, eww. Man-stuff. Pour into a large empty "Energy Drink" can and pretend you're just getting you're caffeine on because all the Millennials will think that's cool or whatever. Serve chilled with Provigil and an epipen filled with Armour Thyroid.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 04:28 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at November 02, 2016 04:29 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 04:29 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 04:31 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2016 04:31 PM (0le/f)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 02, 2016 04:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: wooga at November 02, 2016 04:31 PM (DVhbC)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 02, 2016 04:32 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 02, 2016 04:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 04:33 PM (3Liv/)
Then they went home and drank a lot of wine, counting their shekels.
Who, really, will be upset that Hillary loses? Besides the people she owes money too, of course?
Posted by: Vanceone at November 02, 2016 04:33 PM (IQzhs)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:33 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2016 04:33 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Sporkatus at November 02, 2016 04:33 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: DaveA at November 02, 2016 04:33 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:34 PM (jmbnl)
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2016 04:34 PM (LAe3v)
2 jiggers of rinse water from that damn blue dress.
Strain through a Depends
Prost!
Posted by: Roy at November 02, 2016 04:34 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 02, 2016 04:34 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: wooga at November 02, 2016 04:34 PM (DVhbC)
And there will lots of bitter tears over at Daily Kooks..
Hey, did you know this is election is now rigged??? Hahahhahahahahha
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 02, 2016 04:34 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2016 04:33 PM (TppKb)
Hemlock.
Posted by: Iblis at November 02, 2016 04:34 PM (9221z)
Posted by: DaveA at November 02, 2016 04:35 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: PHONE at November 02, 2016 04:35 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2016 04:35 PM (0le/f)
>> industrial press to extract all of the juices. Ah, hell,
>> who am I kidding. There are no juices.
Anyone else out there who can't look at her without imagining her dessicated mouth wrapped around Greenspan's organ?
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2016 04:35 PM (TppKb)
So I think her drink of choice would be 6 jiggers of vodka, a splash of pomegranate seltzer water (don't go overboard here), and a drink umbrella.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:35 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Yo! at November 02, 2016 04:36 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:36 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Blended Weiner Drink Recipe at November 02, 2016 04:36 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 04:36 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Someone needs to put together a montage of the hundreds of times Glenn Beck has said that a President Trump "would be dangerous," speaking of bitter tears.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:36 PM (jmbnl)
He will drink deeply from the draught of despair.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2016 04:36 PM (LAe3v)
The drink needs two green olives with the pimentos facing the opposite way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2016 04:37 PM (493sH)
-The Wolf-
Posted by: firefirefireinExile at November 02, 2016 04:37 PM (of67s)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 04:31 PM (qCMvj)
Just in case we need a drink stirrer.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 04:37 PM (t06LC)
What a couple of shitheads.
The crybabies: Glenn Beck, George Bush, and John Boehner. Grown men who cry. A lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:37 PM (jmbnl)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 04:37 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 02, 2016 04:37 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 04:38 PM (uHcnA)
We call our bedroom the Inner Chamber because it's like I'm dorking King Tut.
Posted by: Alan Greenspan at November 02, 2016 04:38 PM (8ZskC)
He will drink deeply from the draught of despair.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2016 04:36 PM (LAe3v)
This is the dream that gives me hope. To see Kristol and all the others NeverTrumpers wallow in their loss and watch the last of the relevance fade away.
Posted by: Iblis at November 02, 2016 04:38 PM (9221z)
*** kicks a tin can dejectedly . . . walks slowly home ***
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 02, 2016 04:38 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 04:38 PM (6RZuW)
2 shots of Huma's perspiration
1 squeeze of Preparation H
3 cups ashes from the Benghazi Consulate
1 shot saltpeter from the Bosnian sniper bullet that just missed her
Mix well and serve
Posted by: MacGruber at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (FEAjO)
Posted by: Billy Barty at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (kgkQW)
4 OZ Bulleit Rye
1 OZ Carpano Antica Sweet Vermouth
1 OZ Lillet Blanc
3 Dashes Angostura Bitters
2 Dashes Mr Lee Bitters
Splash of Grenadine to taste
Basically, it is my take on a Manhattan that needed a catchy name.
Posted by: DanInMN at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (h5ffp)
Why isn't Nyquil in the mix?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (Q4suZ)
If Hillary wins it'll probably be scotch, sitting in the darkness listening to Mozart's Requiem.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (wwd4n)
" My fellow Democrats, we have been defeated... for a short time. *hic*. But is this the end? Is it Huma's end? Marie, you have Huma's end! Com'mere and let grandma give you a leetle.. what, Tim? Oh, yes, this is live. *hic* Anyone got a bucket? *Baaarf* Oh yes, sorry America! You are no doubt throwing up too! I blame you all! For taking away the Precious! And now Bill wants to talk to you! Bill? Say Shumpting. Where's Bill? Oh, with Jeffrey on that stupid island again. *hic*
Trump I'm gonna drone your assssssss! *faint* *Is hauled off*"
Folks, this is CNN! Too bad we didn't elect that Hillary; she clearly was a much better choice!" *sounds of gunshots and suicides ring through the room*
Fade to black.
Posted by: Vanceone at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (IQzhs)
What a couple of shitheads.
The crybabies: Glenn Beck, George Bush, and John Boehner. Grown men who cry. A lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:37 PM (jmbnl)
Also all are "ex"-addicts. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Iblis at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (9221z)
3 parts cod liver oil
1 part liquid soap
17 hits window pane
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (zc3Db)
What a couple of shitheads.
The crybabies: Glenn Beck, George Bush, and John Boehner. Grown men who cry. A lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:37 PM (jmbnl)
I mean, there are very few times it's okay for a grown man to cry. Especially in public.
Maybe a few tears at a close family members funeral.
Maybe a little sob when his dog dies.
Maybe a quick pity party cry when his canoe flips and all of his guns disappear in to the murky water.
But that's about it. I don't trust a man who regularly cries over bullshit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Repost it here in full!
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2016 04:40 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Mr. Roarke at November 02, 2016 04:40 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Iblis at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (9221z)
I don't think Boehner ever claimed to be an ex anything.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:40 PM (cJrMO)
I think somewhere in there are three drops of fear-drenched sweat and misted spittle from the cries for mercy of your former aide-de-camp.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 02, 2016 04:40 PM (yL25O)
FBN reporting the Trump campaign is reporting tens of thousands of mail in ballots were handled and opened improperly therefore counted improperly.
Sure would be nice to have a NATIONAL MOTHERFKKN ORGANIZATION DEDICATED TO SUPPORTING THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE right about now.
DIAF GOP
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 04:40 PM (zu88C)
2 parts Miralax
1 large toenail clipping
Contents of colostomy bag
2 pints Bloody Mary Mix
1 quart eggnog
Enjoy!
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 04:40 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 04:41 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 02, 2016 04:41 PM (TOk1P)
One shot Boones Farm Strawberry Hill
One stalk of celery
It's called a Mad Dog Hill Lery
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 02, 2016 04:41 PM (tBswe)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Roy at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (VndSC)
Hillary's Bitter Tears
Armand de Brignac's Ace of Spades Champagne
1 oz horehound
1 Alinsky tear
1 Pickled Slick Willy Blue Ball
Served Frigid
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (qCMvj)
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Oof, grammie, some of us are trying to prepare dinner so we can eat and clean up before the Cubs win the WS tonight.
Maybe I'll just show them your recipe and then I won't have to worry about dinner.
And maybe it's a good thing you don't cook more often.
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (uHcnA)
1 pint of Chloryl Hydrate.
1 quart of Prune Juice
Served in an enema bag, with two electrodes attached to a field telephone generator.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
I'd go for Barber's Adagio for Strings (from Platoon). Or maybe F*** You, by Cee Lo.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (zc3Db)
Vodka - 2 Oz.
Stale urine - 1/2 Oz. (for flavor)
Ice cubes - 2
Garnish with sprig of Bitterroot
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. at November 02, 2016 04:43 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Huma at November 02, 2016 04:43 PM (FXW24)
Did you guys hear this?
Lately at his rallies Trump (and his campaign) has been urging supporters to be poll watchers to keep an eye on things, especially in precincts prone to "irregularities."
Well, this week the Democrats went to a judge for, get this, "pre-emptive" relief of Trump's voter intimidation and suppression on election day! I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:44 PM (jmbnl)
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 04:44 PM (wczgi)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (zRZaJ)
Eh, honestly if I were a betting man, I'd put money on Hillary winning (by hook or crook) but it's still fun to joke about her alcoholism.
Actually, writing that out, it seems a little mean.
Oh well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:44 PM (cJrMO)
Dear Teacher:
Please excuse little Eddie from school today. He was up all night drinking #NeverHillary cocktails with our family. We wanted to teach him the importance of civics."
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 04:44 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Clay at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (WDy4l)
Posted by: Billy Barty at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (kgkQW)
We don't drink alcohol, at all. One needs a face to be able to drink.
Posted by: E. Hemingway and K. Cobain at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (TOk1P)
Lately at his rallies Trump (and his campaign) has been urging supporters to be poll watchers to keep an eye on things, especially in precincts prone to "irregularities."
Well, this week the Democrats went to a judge for, get this, "pre-emptive" relief of Trump's voter intimidation and suppression on election day! I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:44 PM (jmbnl)
sooo... I may take part in an ACLU-sponsored poll watcher training and be an election monitor. ::shifty eyes::
what? They claim it's nonpartisan.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (cJrMO)
1 quart of Prune Juice
Served in an enema bag, with two electrodes attached to a field telephone generator.
DYING.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (NpXoL)
1 bile from grizzly bear gall bladder
Place all into a 1 litre PVC IV bag. Set IV pump to 10dl/hr. Replace as needed.
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (nsvkK)
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I've been convinced for three years she was going to lose, so no reason to change now. I am convinced she is a terrible, terrible politician. So yeah, I think she will lose.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:44 PM (jmbnl)
This is quite the stretch, even by Dem standards.
Judge: "and how will you know which people are partaking in the intimidation and suppression?"
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (8hICw)
You saying the old bag is full of shit?
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (wczgi)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (tHwdc)
It's an ex galaxy, basically. Only 3000 light years in diameter.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (hcKoh)
Unreleased Impeachment Era Evidence Against Bill Clinton Still Sealed By Congress
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Azathoth at November 02, 2016 04:47 PM (rm2L3)
Step 2. Steal a bottle of vodka
Cocktail accomplished
Posted by: Clay at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (WDy4l)
Steal liquor store.
Set empty store on fire.
Demand investigation into racist cops.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
We start looking at the next 25%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2016 04:47 PM (Pby3z)
ALL THE REICH MOVES
How Trump 'Dramatically Strengthened' White Nationalism In America
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 04:47 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
That's crazy talk, that is. More plausible, he's been infested with moth larvae, that have taken up residence in his brain and are now controlling his thoughts.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 02, 2016 04:47 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (wczgi)
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I didn't outright say it, but I'll be happy to spread the rumor.
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (bpfzP)
She deserves exactly what Chris Stevens got the night of 9/11/12.
Con gusto.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
Speaking of, I finally got around to watching 13 Hours recently. I was filled with ice cold rage by the end.
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (0mRoj)
Prior to the popularization of the concept of "the cocktail" in the late 19th-century, almost all "mixed drinks" were made in large bowls and then ladled out to individual cups -- in contrast to "cocktails," which are each made individually in glasses.
The name for the communal alcoholic drink, especially in the 17th and 18th centuries, was "punch." Punch was always alcoholic back then; the concept of non-achoholic "punch for children" was only invented after WWII, which is why most people these days think punch is a kids' drink.
But here's the interesting part:
True "punch" always have FIVE ingredient categories:
a hard liquor
something sweet
something sour
a flavored liqueur
spices
And in fact, the very word "punch" comes from Sanskrit "panch- which means "five" -- same root as "pent-" (e.g. "pentagram") in all Indo-European languages!
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (jBuUi)
(Also known as a Bloody Hillary)
1 dirty lowball glass
6 jiggers Vodka
Splash of Hot Sauce
Posted by: johnd01 at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (ukNFU)
Will anyone notice?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (NbJXF)
The other 75% will get a raise, and have to work one less day per week.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
Trump 44
Clinton 41
*******************
IT MOVED
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (Pby3z)
Three fingers of Gordon's gin
A splash of Red Devil Lye
Shake, do not stir.
Posted by: Tricky Dick at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (+q5T4)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (4ErVI)
No, no of course she will. I have it on good authority that it would be an affront to our "democracy" for a candidate to not immediately concede.
At least that's what the media told me last week.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: wytshus at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (EVi2J)
DMSO
Boomslang venom
Felt Tip Marker (metal case)
Swipe target as you walk by, heart attack within minutes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (hcKoh)
Posted by: George Will at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Socrates at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (kTF2Z)
ALL THE REICH MOVES
How Trump 'Dramatically Strengthened' White Nationalism In America
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 04:47 PM (6RZuW
Keep it up, MFM. Headlines like that only stiffen our resolve and actually attract even more voters who see through you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (4ErVI)
I've read that they already hired David Boies and the rest of the Gore 2000 Florida gang
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (wczgi)
Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2016 04:49 PM (r/0kC)
I'd ask her if she kept her blue dress.
Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (bUqYu)
All those Middle Americans on the Acela told him they like Appletinis.
Posted by: kallisto at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Michael Moore at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (FXW24)
7 days ago:
The Democratic National Committee asked a judge to block the Republican Party from supporting efforts to discourage minorities from voting based on Donald Trump's claims that the presidential election is "rigged."
In a preemptive strike against what it called a coordinated effort to intimidate voters, the Democratic Party's governing body alleged Wednesday that the Republican National Committee is violating a court order in a case that started 35 years ago.
The RNC is supporting Trump's recruitment of so-called watchers at polling places, which is in breach of consent decrees going back to 1982 that forbid the group from engaging in ballot-security measures, according to a filing in federal court in Newark, New Jersey. The DNC said the watchers are really intended to deter registered voters from casting ballots.
"The filing is completely meritless," said Lindsay Walters, a spokeswoman for the Republican National Committee. "Just as in all prior elections in which the consent decree was in effect, the RNC strictly abides by the consent decree and does not take part directly or indirectly in any efforts to prevent or remedy vote fraud. Nor do we coordinate with the Trump campaign or any other campaign or party organization in any efforts they may make in this area."
Ironic, no?
The Democrats just proved Trump's point.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (jmbnl)
Three fingers of Gordon's gin
A splash of Red Devil Lye
Shake, do not stir.
Posted by: Tricky Dick at November 02, 2016 04:48 PM (+q5T4)
Put a garnish of gympie gympie on that and it's perfect.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (zc3Db)
They really seem to be trapped in their own bubble this year.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (Pby3z)
Well, they lie about quitting, but if so, supposedly Donald Trump thinks the best way to shrink government is by attrition: stop rehires when people leave. So if he wins, and if he holds to this principle -- two big ifs -- nobody gets hired to replace most of them, if any.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (4ErVI)
I've read that they already hired David Boies and the rest of the Gore 2000 Florida gang
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Again, so what? Who cares if she doesn't concede.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (r/0kC)
aka Pruno
aka Prison Hooch
Smuggle out as many oranges as you can from the mess hall - peel and throw the fruit part at your cell mates
Next, smuggle out 2 cans of fruit cocktail. This is a high priced commodity so you may have to sexually gratify a guard to get it back to your cell.
Combine the orange peels, fruit cocktail, sugar cubes, ketchup, and pieces of bread in a plastic bag and mash it all about. Close the bag first idiot.
Put the bag in the toilet, pour warm water over it (helps the fermentation process) and cover toilet seat with a towel. Note: for God's sake, don't forget to remove the bag when you have to No. 1 or No. 2.
Repeat the warm water over the bag for 5-7 days. Strain the contents and voila! You have Hillary's prison hooch that will send you to the moon and back.
Posted by: Cheri at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (oiNtH)
What kind of bitch eats armour thyroid?
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (wczgi)
More commonly know as Hope Solo's Stinky Starfish.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (/tuJf)
I'd ask her if she kept her blue dress.
Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (bUqYu)
...or he could handle it in typical Trumpian style.
::looks at picture of the accuser:: "HER?! Cmon now."
Eh, this is why I'm not a campaign adviser.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (0LQ4f)
Ignore it. It doesn't have legs unless people talk about it. Keep hammering Hillary on being corrupt, incompetent, of questionable health, and representing failure and misery for the last 8 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Michael Moore"
I just saw a recent picture of you. When did you turn in to Billie Jean King?
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (OD2ni)
19th-century, almost all "mixed drinks" were made in large bowls and
then ladled out to individual cups -- in contrast to "cocktails," which
are each made individually in glasses.
The name for the communal alcoholic drink, especially in the 17th and 18th centuries, was "punch."
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Shoot. I meant to bring one of my gallon jugs of glogg here from the other house. One has been aging since 1985. I'm thinking it's probably good to go. I should have it on hand for Game 7 tonight. Darn it.
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (r/0kC)
Hmm. I thought DeGrass Tyson?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: 1980's Lego Hillary at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Jeebus.
*shuffles off*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 04:51 PM (PY9jH)
3 dollops of Weiner extract
1 tsp of Exlax
3 jiggers of offshore Caribeen tax evasion rum
2 jiggers of starving haitian childs blood
4 oz of Trump Vineyard wine
Mix vigorously with corruption and sift thru server cloth over illegal alien voter cards on ice.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2016 04:52 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2016 04:52 PM (r/0kC)
How the fuck do you have the balls to go to a judge and ask for a preemptive order on something that hasn't even happened yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:52 PM (jmbnl)
As someone who does business in Russia, travels to Moscow, has close friends that are Russian, hosts Russians when they come to the U.S. and who understands that most Russians don't want to return to a communist way of life, I would like to take this opportunity to thank their hackers for stealing the emails they did.
If this was done under the orders of Vladimir Putin, he deserves a great deal of credit.
It should be the position of every American to acknowledge the service these Russian hackers have done for our country and to invite them to continue using every avenue they can find to obtain and expose all corruption in our government.
We pledge to return the favor and help hack and publish anything that will help end the corruption and self dealing in the Russian government.
By keeping each other transparent, both countries will benefit from honest government.
Posted by: jwest at November 02, 2016 04:52 PM (Zs4uk)
*** kicks a tin can dejectedly . . . walks slowly home ***
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 02, 2016 04:38 PM (Fb9aZ)
That's what I want to know. Yours actually looked drinkable.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 02, 2016 04:52 PM (AEffN)
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 02, 2016 04:53 PM (hPBW1)
Posted by: Azathoth at November 02, 2016 04:53 PM (rm2L3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 04:53 PM (qCMvj)
Call me shocked. And she has a Go Fund Me campaign!
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2016 04:53 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2016 04:53 PM (Pby3z)
Theen, you must take a gallon of tequila, and haf de bebe-padre choot top off bottle to make room for burritos. Because, yoo no Meeester Tromp, he make yoo feel no safe!
Theen, you eat all burritos!
Posted by: Alicia "Nacho" Muchado at November 02, 2016 04:53 PM (CXLVd)
Ignore it, please! Just like the phony Bush abortion story that Larry Flynt was peddling in 2000 and 2004.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 04:53 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: No Ways Tired Toddy at November 02, 2016 04:54 PM (FXW24)
Ironic, no?
The Democrats just proved Trump's point.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:50 PM (jmbnl)
Sorry, let's back up.
Why the fuck is the RNC under a consent decree to not take part in any efforts to prevent or remedy voter fraud?
Huh?!?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:54 PM (cJrMO)
Just when I was thinking, yeah I do have a Jeep but THEY don't so that's not how this works, and what's with the honking?, I realized they were honking and giving thumbs up to the pickup truck in front of me, which was covered in Trump stickers.
These little incidents keep happening. Last weekend I came across a sort-of rolling grassroots Trump rally.
Something's in the air...
Posted by: The LIV's at November 02, 2016 04:55 PM (WlGX+)
Good polls of FL for Hillary. Good polls of NC and PA and WI for Hillary.
Trump can't win if these are right.
Posted by: Couldtrumpreallywin at November 02, 2016 04:55 PM (zyvjC)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 04:55 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 04:46 PM (hcKoh)
They're a little late. We've all seen the Hope Solo pics by now.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 04:55 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 02, 2016 04:55 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 04:55 PM (WlGX+)
Nevada:
Trump 49
Clinton 43
Posted by: Azathoth at November 02, 2016 04:53 PM (rm2L3)
They're polling orc voter now?
Is there any group in the world that does *not* have the right to vote in US elections??
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 02, 2016 04:55 PM (AEffN)
Huh?!?!
Because in the lib universe attempt to prevent voter fraud will intimidate fraudulent voters and they can't win that way. So they went to court
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (wczgi)
Nevada:
Trump 49
Clinton 43"
Stop that. You're going to make Bill Wynn angry. And you won't like him when he's angry.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (O2RFr)
I plan on finishing my bottle of glenlivet 15 that night.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (y3aQB)
Trump 44
Clinton 41
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Trump went to VA yesterday and is planning more stops.
The VA Conservative Watchdog group reported that McAuliffe had one million extra provisional ballots ordered and delivered .
"Virginia Department of Elections is overpreparing for worst-case
scenarios and increasing the likelihood of illegal votes being cast."
"In 2012, Fairfax used 2,500 provisional ballots. In 2016, they received over 265,000. This is ridiculous."
The take away for me here that THEY ARE BEING REPORTED.
We didn't hear ANYTHING from the Romney campaign about this kind of thing in 2012 until it was too late.
Trump has no ground game my ass.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (zu88C)
Folks, this is CNN! Too bad we didn't elect that Hillary; she
clearly was a much better choice!" *sounds of gunshots and suicides ring
through the room*
Fade to black.
Posted by: Vanceone at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM
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Snot bubbles! You forgot the snot bubbles!
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (eM2Uz)
0.5 ounces Couintreau
1.5 ounces Vodka
Scrapings from blue dress
Shake in cocktail shaker filled with shaved ice.
Strain into glass. Serve with abedin's pinky finger chopped off in atonement ritual.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (cPsPa)
3 tbsp Robitussin
300 mg elephant tranquilizer
1/2 liter Demon alcohol (vomit of drunk Demon)
2 large lung loogies
serve room temperature
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (HgMAr)
How the fuck do you have the balls to go to a judge and ask for a preemptive order on something that hasn't even happened yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:52 PM (jmbnl)
I think they were seeking a declaratory judgment. Which is exactly that -- an order from a judge before anything has happened. It needs to be a ripe controversy, and blah blah blah, but that's about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (cJrMO)
Why the fuck is the RNC under a consent decree to not take part in any efforts to prevent or remedy voter fraud?
Because That's Who They Are.
Only the GOP would sign on to something so dumb.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (jmbnl)
Hillary's Bitter Tears
Farrakhan's words
A drop of Weiner
Assange's spit
Stir, served with a 2x4
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (qCMvj)
Hillary's Wet Spot
2 jiggers of malted vinegar
1 jigger codfish oil
1 jigger of vodka
1 pinch of dill seed.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (8XRCm)
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And conversely, something is not in the air on the other side. I mean really I get no sense of anticipation by the Dems or Hillary side. It sort of reminds me of 2008 in a way - there is simply no way we are going to lose to a state senator who has served 1/3 of a senate term.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (gmeXX)
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This. Googling for more info led me to a news site that cast serious doubt and reservations about the allegations.
That news site was Jezebel.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 04:57 PM (6RZuW)
Because they want the gravy Train to continue
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 04:57 PM (y3aQB)
While I admire the sentiment, I'm extremely doubtful all (heck - most) of this is Russian work. The hate on the hill between the various factions is palpable...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 04:57 PM (C9pBZ)
Click your heels together three times and say - Trump can't win
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2016 04:57 PM (493sH)
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Posted by: Second Witch at November 02, 2016 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Bloom is not just Alred's daughter, they work together.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 04:57 PM (/tuJf)
Spank bank material for NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 04:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 02, 2016 04:58 PM (+GOlG)
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.
Posted by: Third Witch at November 02, 2016 04:58 PM (39g3+)
That news site was Jezebel."
I would imagine Jezebel's new owners would be a little sensitive about lawsuits.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 04:58 PM (OD2ni)
Hillary's Bitter Tears
1 oz vodka (Use Tito's - it's from Texas*)
1 oz Campari
2 ozs blood orange juice
1 ounce grapefruit juice.
2 dashes of Angostura bitters
Pour all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker - using two hands, like you were wringer her hag neck, shake vigorously. Strain and serve in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a grapefruit twist.
This drink will be slightly bitter ~ but should be quite drinkable. I will experiment this weekend and let the Horde know how it goes.
*Texas is a state that Hildery-Beast will NOT be winning.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (AEffN)
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 04:56 PM (wczgi)
Why would the RNC ever consent to such a thing? A consent degree is a "we don't want to go to trial, nor do we want to admit liability/guilt, so we consent to x"
And why the fuck wouldn't they violate that and then appeal their contempt of court and get in front of an appellate court? You know, at some point in the last 30 years.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 02, 2016 04:58 PM (+GOlG)
Isn't this the one they were shopping around and now judges would take it til they found a Dem operative judge in NY?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (O2RFr)
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To clarify, I suspect the Dems must feel how we felt in 2008. They don't want to believe it because it seems sort of preposterous but deep down, they know it is going to happen.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (gmeXX)
Correct, that's what a judge will rule if a political party tries to prevent voter fraud. That's why Obama is out talking up voter intimidation to black voters "If you don't vote, that's the same thing as voter intimidation"
Posted by: Third Witch at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (39g3+)
The Bill Cristal
Feed duck a variety of crickets, roaches, and dead minnows.
Force bottle of Cristal Champagne down duck's throat.
Work duck like a bellows until Cristal/Bug mix shoots out through bill into glass.
Top with cantaloupe rind and small umbrella.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (O2RFr)
what? They claim it's nonpartisan.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 04:45 PM (cJrMO)
Do it!! I've had lefty friends retweeting the ACLU stuff, would be good to know a conservative is a mole making sure REAL monitoring is done.
They also retweeted this from Mark Ruffalo, known political sage.
"If you are intimidated or have any problems voting call. English: 866-Our-Vote
Spanish: 866-Ve-Y-Vota
Asian Languages: 866-API-Vote"
https://protectthevote.net/#.WAqhixnYH7I.twitter
Posted by: LizLem at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (+GOlG)
12 oz can Bud light
2 tbsp. sodium cyanide
drink while watching Hudson fireworks
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Third Witch at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (39g3+)
10 mg Midazolam for Injection, USP
500 mcg Fentanyl for Injection, USP
mix well and administer via PICC line over 30 minutes.
it's the "blind drunk" version of Hitlery's Bitter Tears
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (KWUK6)
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (O2RFr)
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This is a wife thingy.... right??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (8XRCm)
I like Winona and I can not lie
You other morons can't deny
That when she comes bouncing on down the stairs
She's the answer to all your prayers!
Sweet Fleegle, you got me hopin'
'Cause you notice that gown was open
I'm wearing out my rewind
I'm hooked and she's on my mind
Winona, I want to get wit'cha
And not just with your picture,
My homeboys tried to warn me
But at every age you make (me so horny)
Ooh, Winona-smooth-skin
You know that Snorky is my friend?
Well, honk me, bonk me
Jump me like McConkey
I've seen you dancin'
To hell with romancin'
Let's sweat, wet
On the trampoline net!
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' other stars are the thing
Take the average banana and ask him that
Do you think Winona's back?
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Does Winona have what it takes? (hell yeah)
Tell her to make some (make some) make some (make some)
Make Banana some pancakes!!
Winona is back!!
I like her just like that,
And when I'm ridin' my Cat
I just can't help myself, I'm grabbin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get her home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Paltrow
'Cause steamed vaginas make me halt, yo
I want her making pancakes
So find that syrup real fast
Banana Guy's at half-mast
Beggin' for a piece of that Winonass
So I'm lookin' at my teevee
Knock-kneed Gwyneth lookin' at me
I hope the aliens kill me
I'll resurrect with Annalee
A word to the Double U R, I want to get with ya
Johnny Depp won't hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to mate
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
Mitt Romney won't like this song
'Cause Mormons like to wear the underwear
And I'd rather go commando
Just like Arnie, it's no blarney,
And I'll BAM BAM like Barney!
So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
Does Winona have what it takes? (hell yeah)
Tell her to make some (make some) make some (make some)
Make Banana some pancakes!!
Winona is back!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (y4z4z)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Even Tim Kaine's nasty orgiastic ur-wife is galumphing from stop to stop.
Who's gonna throw away Wednesday night to watch that?
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (zu88C)
OK, we have no problem with "blaspheming Jew," but THAT's not acceptable. That's it, no more of this rayciss Shakespeare.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood University
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 02, 2016 04:52 PM (AEffN)
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There's your answer right there.
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (uHcnA)
View conversation
I was never able to speak w/ Katie Johnson. The phone # listed as hers on the CA lawsuit was answered by a reality TV producer, "Al Taylor"
hahahahaha Clinton Mafia is BURNT TOAST @!@!!!
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (y3aQB)
True, but there's more - the tale was that part of the GOP saw it as a way to cut off a disliked faction.
Some things never change...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: fly gal at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (O2RFr)
It looks like it. The first case already got thrown out.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (t06LC)
Hillary's Bitter Tears
1 oz vodka (Use Tito's - it's from Texas*)
1 oz Campari
2 ozs blood orange juice
1 ounce grapefruit juice.
2 dashes of Angostura bitters
Pour
all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker - using two hands, like
you were wringer her hag neck, shake vigorously. Strain and serve in a
chilled martini glass. Garnish with a grapefruit twist.
This
drink will be slightly bitter ~ but should be quite drinkable. I will
experiment this weekend and let the Horde know how it goes.
*Texas is a state that Hildery-Beast will NOT be winning.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM
I think we need to try a bourbon variation, as I recall reading somewhere that the Hildabeeste prefers bourbon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (AY8MV)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (t06LC)
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I still do not trust the polls.
Ever.
They are not designed to determine what we think.
They are designed to influence what we think.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:02 PM (8XRCm)
My bet: Qatar - follow the money - no extradition treaty.
Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 05:02 PM (bUqYu)
Posted by: fly gal at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (8TdcF)
Filled with rubbing alcohol.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2016 05:02 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 05:02 PM (wczgi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 05:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2016 05:02 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Billy Barty at November 02, 2016 04:39 PM (kgkQW
Hey, me too!
Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 02, 2016 05:02 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 02, 2016 04:58 PM (+GOlG)
Vehemently deny and immediately file a defamation suit against her. It won't go anywhere, but unfortunately that's the way it is in america. If you're a public figure, anyone can essentially claim anything they want about you and unless you have a smoking gun pointing to malice, not much you can do.
Oh, and I would also remind everyone that Bill Clinton is a confirmed passenger on the Lolita Express and an accused visitor to Pedophile Island. And that's why Hillary found this lying bimbo to preemptively strike.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (cJrMO)
If Trump wins, he should send Hillary a bottle of Trump Vodka.
Posted by: fly gal at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (8TdcF)
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at November 02, 2016 04:42 PM (zRZaJ)
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You have to be prepared either way.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (Q4suZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (4rZ+e)
Posted by: MarcusT at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (emqmE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (tBswe)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 02, 2016 04:59 PM (+GOlG)
Magic 8-ball say: TRY AGAIN IN FOUR YEARS DONKS
Posted by: kallisto at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (nNdYv)
1 part Benzedrine
1 part Detrol
Dash of diazepam
Serve with Epi-pen swizzle stick
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (0mRoj)
2 liters virgin blood
2 liters vodka
serve on ice, stir with Huma's tampon
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (PY9jH)
Kamikazes?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:04 PM (qCMvj)
But Makers Mark is pretty damn good, so I won't hold it against them.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:04 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (PY9jH)
she seems like the type to down all three.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:04 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (bpfzP)
I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
All 20 of them could do that?
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (OD2ni)
Reading the Drudge headlines, you would think it would be Trump saying 'why am I not ahead by 50 points?'
But I remain pessimistic because of the number of electoral votes the dems have an absolute lock on. If next week my pessimism is soundly thrashed, I may actually dip my balls in pudding.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: MarcusT at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (emqmE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (C9pBZ)
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But its for sippin.... not for shootin.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (8XRCm)
Winona is back!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 02, 2016 05:01 PM (y4z4z)
I guess the Hey-I'm-nearly-normal meds wore off.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (kKHcp)
I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
he is a functioning retard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
Even.
You forgot to finish.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (8hICw)
I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
The Five is dead.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (39g3+)
15 People Line Up to See Tim Kaine in Dubuque, Iowa
https://tinyurl.com/h574dmn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (y3aQB)
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please stop flogging me
kthxbi
Posted by: dead one trick pony at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (KWUK6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (PY9jH)
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Hemlock
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (hcKoh)
When was the last time that fart in a bottle said anything credible?
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (wczgi)
Posted by: Jollyroger
So what? The Tampon poll has her up 79% - 6%.
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)
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My prediction - Trump unlocks one of those states. The way Obama took IN in 2008.
Right now, this election has a 2008 in reverse feel about it to me.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (gmeXX)
Jeebus, Dana defending Hillary and attacking Comey.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Watch FOX Business. MUCH better for the blood pressure.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (cJrMO)
Do you know what's diabolically horrifying? Children who have been subjected to chronic sex abuse have false memories. The poor kid may actually be one of the Klinton Krime Family's victims and she believes it was Trump because the Hellary coven convinced her it was so.
I have worked with the mentally ill, in a volunteer capacity. It is so sad the delusions they have about famous people, even if they do not have a history of sex abuse.
Posted by: kallisto at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (nNdYv)
Yeah, we're cool with livin' large on $40K a year in gub'mint assistance but how dare you ask us to spring for a state ID!
Posted by: The Free Shit Army at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (Tyii7)
Holy smokes you must stop, that's gonna form a lump of plastic in your gut and stay forever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:00 PM (t06LC)
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I still do not trust the polls.
Ever.
They are not designed to determine what we think.
They are designed to influence what we think.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:02 PM
It was actually Trump lead over Clinton of 48% to 39% if you just look at the polling since FBI Friday.
Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (sMt7r)
and there's only so many times in a day that you can go to the bathroom.
Whole bag of gummy worms?
Don't worry. In a little while, you won't be able to.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (AoLFQ)
Let me know when the FBI is investigating him, his wife and most of his advisers on felonies.
Posted by: MarcusT at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (emqmE)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 02, 2016 04:58 PM (+GOlG)
Deny strongly, cite case thrown out as baseless once, say politically motivated, move on and don't mention it. Don't give it oxygen.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (PY9jH)
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Hemlock
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (uHcnA)
you misspelled that. it is hImlock
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (cPsPa)
************
Better to be pessimistic and be shockingly and pleasantly surprised than to be optimistic and have your balls utterly crushed by the mighty vice of despair and agony.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (zu88C)
I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
he is a functioning retard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (cPsPa)
In a way he's right but not for the reason he thinks. Hillary this far has had the DOJ and White House running interference for her. When the people with the authority to prosecute you are your bitch, you have little to worry about.
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
My mom drinks out of the toilet.
Posted by: Jasper Perino at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM (PY9jH)
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Hemlock
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (uHcnA)
you misspelled that. it is hImlock
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (cPsPa)
It's "xemlock" now.
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:08 PM (0mRoj)
No dog in the fight (RS fan -- though Texan nowadays) but game 6 was something and to include AtC and others of fandom for each contestant just have a fun time. If we get some suspense, nail biting etc. down to one or two plays, well that's baseball.
Good luck Chicago and Cleveland (alphabetic order and nothing else meant).
And suicides. Sorry to mention that again from last night. Sad. Very sad. I know a couple of senseless things too, not that I can ever really get the gist of the angst. I am sorry for everyone's grief.
Let's get out there and vote and play ball!
In God's name I pray. Amen.
Posted by: micky at November 02, 2016 05:08 PM (o5vMc)
Don't worry. In a little while, you won't be able to.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (AoLFQ)
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Ooh, were they the sugar-free ones?
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:08 PM (uHcnA)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ colin-kaepernick-black-panther-youth-camp_us_5818b31ee4b0390e69d2935f
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2016 05:08 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (sMt7r)
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I know.
I STILL dont the trust them, even if they are in our favor.
I just dont.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:08 PM (uHcnA)
Those are the "amazon review" gummies, aren't they?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM (cPsPa)
It's "xemlock" now.
More like HERlock
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (C9pBZ)
But apparently the never trumpers on Fox didn't get the memo.
I can't wait to see their ratings nosedive further after Trump wins.
Posted by: MarcusT at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (emqmE)
I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
he is a functioning retard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (cPsPa)
Define "functioning." We may have different definitions.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (t06LC)
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Better.
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (hcKoh)
If Trump wins, it will be a pretty good sign that a large portion of the country is not listening to the MSM.
They've already portrayed him as Worse Than Hitler!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (WlGX+)
@MaddowBlog 19h
Weld on Clinton: "I'm here vouching for Mrs. Clinton and I think it's high time somebody did."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (v4Dtx)
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My prediction - Trump unlocks one of those states. The way Obama took IN in 2008.
Right now, this election has a 2008 in reverse feel about it to me.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (gmeXX)
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And just like that, Powerline has an article on whether Trump could win Minnesota. They doubt it, and I do too. But that is sort of what I am thinking. Trump will win something no one is expecting. PA or IA wouldn't be huge surprises.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Liking this black guy on FOXBN.
The kid is sharp and can fight!
" Just be honest. You don't have to lie, tell the truth. Did she say she used one device for email or not?"
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (zu88C)
Huh. Just the other day she was praising Comey (before he announced he's going after Weiner's laptop).
Of course, she also said she's good friends with Donna Brazile.
DC has nothing on so-called trailer trash. So much inbreeding in that cesspool, I'm surprised everyone isn't walking around with a thumb or a foot out the sides of their heads.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (PY9jH)
Hillary's Bitter Tears
5 Black Panthers
3 Black Lives Matters
4 Illegal Aliens
2 Weathermen
1 Occupier
Put in a cage; place Tea Partier (or Sarah Palin) in front of cage; and agitate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (8hICw)
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Yep
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Alf767 at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (qGI+A)
I can't wait to see their ratings nosedive further after Trump wins.
The number 1 red person on Fox..... Hannity...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (O2RFr)
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Better.
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (uHcnA)
What's better?
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj)
ABC WASHPO/Poll
"Most Trustworthy"
48 - 36
Guess who?
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:07 PM
Should I get the soap?
Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (sMt7r)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (KWUK6)
1 liter vodka
1 cup Kahlua
filter through today's diaper over ice
add a cherry on top
Cheers!
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (HgMAr)
she has nowhere to go after fox.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (cPsPa)
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C'mon horde.
Not one "then let me get my track shoes on" snarky retort???
Its like I dont even know you people any more...
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (tBswe)
I STILL dont the trust them, even if they are in our favor.
You are wise, grasshopper
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 05:11 PM (39g3+)
Add a cherry.
Posted by: tony weiner at November 02, 2016 05:11 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 05:11 PM (O2RFr)
***************************
Apparently, will literally be the first President in history with no political experience at all.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:11 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: not the mama at November 02, 2016 05:11 PM (K1CUM)
This cycle it's a well-known if rough-edged non-political figure tapping into massive frustration and resentment by merely taking extremely popular positions on key issues that the GOP has ignored, while being savaged by the "press".
Somewhat of a 1980 feel, with major adjustments for the differences in the country, the issues, and the personalities.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2016 05:11 PM (QDnY+)
I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
If it makes you feel better, his son is a staunch conservative, which means crazy is not always passed to the next generation.
Posted by: LizLem at November 02, 2016 05:11 PM (hvf9s)
Yep
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (uHcnA)
grammie better be right next to the toilet then.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 02, 2016 05:11 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (gmeXX)
minnesota is a fuckin freakshow of politics. keith ellison, al franken, and most importantly, the evidence that Trump will win minnesota, Jesse Fuckin Ventura, governor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (cPsPa)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ colin-kaepernick-black-panther-youth-camp_us_5818b31ee4b0390e69d2935f
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2016 05:08 PM (jBuUi)
It would be wonderfully ironic if they kicked his half-white ass.
Just the white half of course.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Weird Nick at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (PEKYn)
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj)
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The addendum to your nic. I still prefer the unvarnished version though.
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (cPsPa)
Define "functioning." We may have different definitions.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (t06LC)
.............
able to cash his Fox checks?
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (WlGX+)
Thank you also for the kind words about the suicide situation. We spent the morning with the family, mostly listening to their happier memories. It's tragic. People need to GET HELP for their loved ones battling depression. It's all so senseless. Thanks again.
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:13 PM (bpfzP)
I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
he is a functioning retard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (cPsPa)
He's a script reader. He has his daily talking points. Just like the other talking heads.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 05:13 PM (cJrMO)
Please, watch FOX Business. It's MUCH better for the blood pressure. Like old school FOX used to be. Give a try . I'm worried about your health.
Believe me it helps.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:13 PM (zu88C)
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I respect that about Perino. Just as I respected it about Palin to McCain.
But I'm sure I'm in the minority on this blog.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:13 PM (gmeXX)
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I had a bag of those protein bars with the sugar alcohol in them.
One a day didnt bother me.
Until I ate THREE of them for lunch one day.
I thought I passed my liver at one point.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (0LQ4f)
https://www.youcaring.com/hopewellbaptistchurch-683834
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Ike had none, no?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (u0lmX)
except
Louis Farrakhan Compares Hillary To Black Community's Hitler In Fire And Brimstone Sermon
daily caller
"My dear brothers and sisters, this is serious," Farrakhan told his congregation. "Her husband and Joe Biden were the authors of the crime bill that put tens of thousands of black brothers and sisters in prison."
"Mrs. Clinton backed the crime bill and then called our young people super predators. Of course she apologized, but just a minute. See Hitler could've said to the Jews after Auschwitz, 'I'm so sorry.' Would that be enough to satisfy you?"
"Look at this award that she got," he continued. "In 2009 Hillary Clinton received the Margaret Sanger Award from Planned Parenthood. It was Mrs. Sanger who advocated population control of black and poor people."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (y3aQB)
I have worked with the mentally ill, in a volunteer capacity. It is so sad the delusions they have about famous people, even if they do not have a history of sex abuse.
Posted by: kallisto at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (nNdYv)
Frankly, I don't care. I mean, assuming the accusation is not true, I would destroy her.
Enough is enough. I'm so sick of these idiotic dirty tricks that the D's and media perpetrate time and time again and never get called on. You can't destroy the D's or the media, but you can make their "victims" afraid to sign on to their plans.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (WlGX+)
she need lots of handholding to get her to where she is on fox. now that ailes is gone and murdoch's evil kids are taking over she is on the way out. she is a glorified commentator, which is why she is never on the set by herself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (cPsPa)
324 he is a functioning retard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (cPsPa)
Define "functioning." We may have different definitions.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:09 PM (t06LC)
.............
able to cash his Fox checks?
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (HgMAr)
Ok.... but can he wipe his own ass or does he require assistance?
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (t06LC)
*****************
Plus Trish Regan, who I love sexually in a sexual way.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (6RZuW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVoOLdLgWaU
(Eye bleach might be called for after viewing this.)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (LQLeS)
Well, the Black church/Trump Wins thing they tried today did not go anywhere so it is next in line. If this is the extent of the last remaining "hits" on Trump, that is pretty pathetic.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM (OD2ni)
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Does seem like a good state for him.
I wasn't surprised Obama won in 2008. That he won IN - that surprised me.
I'm not sure what state will play that role this year.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Mister Spock at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM (xIunr)
I STILL dont the trust them, even if they are in our favor.
I just dont.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:08 PM
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Exactly. Trump is closer than they'd like, so they're throwing a scare into the FAB's voters so they don't get lazy on election day.
Posted by: irright at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM (pMGkg)
*FDR had polio, not a mangina.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM (hcKoh)
We judges are not political.
Posted by: Ronnie Abrams, NY Judge and Sister of ABC head legal Analyst Dan Abrams at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM (ev02w)
I don't have cable anymore but she was my FOX va-voom.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: kallisto at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (nNdYv)
Frankly, I don't care. I mean, assuming the accusation is not true, I would destroy her.
Me too... This story was peddled all over and no one would touch it til they found a Dem sympathizer in NY.... If it "happened" in the 90's as she alleges She's no child now...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (Pby3z)
A hemlock-cyanide popper, hopefully.
******************
And he shares it with Ben Howe.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (6RZuW)
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I respect that about Perino. Just as I respected it about Palin to McCain.
But I'm sure I'm in the minority on this blog.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:13 PM (gmeXX)
you mean that you value loyalty above all else? cause the bush family sure as hell is not loyal to anyone but themselves.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (cPsPa)
Ike had none, no?
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Ike, Grant, Cleveland, Wilson, Pierce ........ Washington.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (8XRCm)
Obama on the " She Made Mistakes Like Me" tour.
I almost can't see the strings moving his mouth parts.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (zu88C)
Social media is pushing it, but I think everyone knows deep down it was Clinton supporters who were behind it.
Its a shotgun approach though, throw so much out there so fast and from so many directions nobody can possibly deflect or answer it all and hopefully eventually, something sticks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 05:13 PM (cJrMO)
Yes, you're right. But is frustrating when clowns like Juan Williams's get to say this without all the other panelists pointing and laughing at him. Or saying he ought to be ashamed of himself.
Or telling him to go fuck himself.
The fact that they don't somehow gives credence to what he's saying.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (xTTc5)
An electorate that stupid has no choice but to vote for Hellary next week.
I hope to be wrong.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary Tears!!11!! at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (Tyii7)
But I'm sure I'm in the minority on this blog.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:13 PM (gmeXX)
Jeb! signed a pledge to support nominee of their party.
Perino is supporting traitors and scum at this point. People you can never trust.
Just as she went dumpster diving with MeAgain. Always jumping in the next cesspool of "loyalty."
Shows what a nitwit and how naive she is.
She's a follower.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (qCMvj)
NC and FL actually give real time ballot demographics and the Repubs are blowing the Dems out of the water. The Repubs are ahead in early voting in FL, unheard of, and the Dems are close to 10% under 2012 numbers in NC with the Repubs overshooting their targets.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (Q4suZ)
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (HgMAr)
Ok.... but can he wipe his own ass or does he require assistance?
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (t06LC)
yeah but he keeps using his fox checks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (WlGX+
Yes but he said the First President that wasn't a General or a Politician.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (dKiJG)
Pussy-whipped, punked and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (hvf9s)
*********************************
Wasn't Washington part of the Continental Congress?
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (6RZuW)
I'm counting the Virginia House of Burgesses for Washington, though it wasn't a US office, but still a political office.
But either way, Washington was a General. I'm trying to find a POTUS who wasn't either a politician or military hero.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (WlGX+)
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Govenor Jesse "The Body and I Sue Dead Navy Seals" Ventura.
**spit**
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (8XRCm)
I also need more booze so I can try 'em all. Well, most of 'em that won't kill me.
For HiLIARy; any recipes with Tums? (and vodka)
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (MCEs2)
1 oz vodka
1 oz grappa
1 oz white whiskey
pinch of salt
5 drops blue curacao
rub rim of glass with starkist canned tuna
Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (rznWS)
So, what will happen when the 25% of the federal employees quit?
Don't be so giddy. This could be a bad thing. What happens if this 25% of federal employees are the 25% that actually are needed for the functioning of the United States? We're still stuck with the 75% useless, non-productive, chair warmers that make up the federal workforce.
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (WlGX+)
>>We judges are not political.
Neither are we lawyers.
Posted by: Lisa Bloom NBC/MSNBC paid consultant at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (/tuJf)
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Meh, Bill O'Reilly told me Trump is the first, so it must be true.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (bpfzP)
No. Breaking the law put their asses in prison.
Sorry. Credit where credit is due.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (AoLFQ)
Or telling him to go fuck himself.
The fact that they don't somehow gives credence to what he's saying.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2016 05:17 PM (xTTc5)
...they are also script readers. It's their job.
"you read these talking points"
"you read these"
"you read this one..."
etc. etc.
It's stupid. Daily soap opera, as Rush Limbaugh says.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (cJrMO)
Take one half-empty tumbler
Fill half-full of shit
Shake vigorously (for really stiff drink)
Don't drink - Throw tumbler in back of black van parked by the curb
Enjoy.
Posted by: Dang at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (8b+oT)
Ike had none, no?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:14 PM (WlGX+)
Being the supreme commander of allied forces in Europe was political.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (lKyWE)
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Not above all else, but I value it. Perino is just a rather low level talk show person. She isn't running for anything. So I see no problem with her being loyal to the person that gave her her big break.
Regarding the Bush's - I like the family. I think they are honorable. They weren't the most conservative people, and I wish they had done things differently. Still I think both of them respect the military as much as any person who has served in that office.
Again, I know that makes me a minority on this board.
And no I did not support Jeb in any way.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (gmeXX)
Four fingers of MEK
A splash of Vermouth, very dry
Garnish with the zest of a destroying angel
Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (+q5T4)
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (bpfzP)
drink water
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:20 PM (qCMvj)
1 bottle of mountain spring water
1 tbsp. peanut applied to crotch
"Here, Jasper!"
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:20 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (vI+F1)
Yeah, but 1) they are so full of shit, and 2) the ones threatening are the aholes who are dead weight.
The more the employee sucks the more vocal they are.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:20 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (bpfzP)
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Try an expresso.
Might calm you down.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:20 PM (8XRCm)
I don't have cable anymore but she was my FOX va-voom.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride
Yes, and she was wearing black today. She's stunning in black. And everything else.
Posted by: Oedipus at November 02, 2016 05:20 PM (CXLVd)
Perino was given a show (albeit a failure of a show), therefore more $, so she knelt down and kissed the ring becoming the "yes man."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:20 PM (qCMvj)
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but then I'll need a whole nuther bathroom for THAT
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (bpfzP)
That idiot is insured through his employer, and I'll guarantee you he doesn't know a living soul outside the bubble of DC who is paying mortgage-level premiums for a crappy policy with high deductible.
I know sad, awful stories from friends who lost the plans and doctors they loved, and are paying out the ass for the "Affordable Care Act."
*seethes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (PY9jH)
But I was always the 'top'.
Posted by: zombie eleanor roosevelt at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (xIunr)
Oh thank you, I will give it a try. I want to drown Juan Williams in a vat of Hillary's bodily fluids right now.
Posted by: no good deed at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: random at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (WTbmS)
Every major position is political, but that doesn't make it politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (hMqvx)
Trump wins in a slide where the outfielder (the dem cheating machine) had a chance for the outfield fly and throw out at the plate but did never know about Dwight Evans or Carl Yastrzemski or DJT.
Baseball analogy, I suppose.
We must have Trump, so vote early and often everyone
A little calm (suspense) before the storm of the election.
Posted by: micky at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj)
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The addendum to your nic. I still prefer the unvarnished version though.
Posted by: bluebell, who is now ice cream and totally not a flower troll at November 02, 2016 05:12 PM (uHcnA)
There's a joke about "natural wood" in there somewhere...
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Barney Frank and Lindsey Graham at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (rznWS)
Regarding the Bush's - I like the family. I think they are honorable. They weren't the most conservative people, and I wish they had done things differently. Still I think both of them respect the military as much as any person who has served in that office.
Again, I know that makes me a minority on this board.
And no I did not support Jeb in any way.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:19 PM (gmeXX)
I voted for bush's three times. just because you did some good things in the past does not excuse what you do now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (cPsPa)
Every major position is political, but that doesn't make it politics.
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I'd say that one was though. Very political.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
So according to Ace, this BS story has been privately pushed for a year by GOP consultant Rick Wilson and even Jezebel passed on it. What a POS.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 05:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:13 PM
*****
I don't want to pile on bc I'm sure others are giving you grief for this comment, but loyalty to whom? The R party has set up the Bushes and all their kin for life same with Dana Perino. I will just say that she and the Bush family owe loyalty to the party and its chosen nominee before just each other.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 02, 2016 05:22 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 02, 2016 05:18 PM (vI+F1)
~~~~
In other words, business as usual.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 02, 2016 05:22 PM (j1Wvr)
FOX 2 MItchell Poll: Clinton's lead cut to 3 percent over Trump in Michigan
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:22 PM (y3aQB)
*FDR had polio, not a mangina.
But I was always the 'top'.
Posted by: zombie eleanor roosevelt at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (xIunr)
Yes xir! Franky was very bad again today, please not the riding crop.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 02, 2016 05:22 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer a
They'll just hire the competent ones back as contractors.
Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2016 05:23 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 05:23 PM (KWUK6)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (zu88C)
Watched that for the first time this morning. A nice change of pace for once.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 05:23 PM (tOGlC)
Hillary's Blind Staggers
2 warmer cans Sterno
Dress, blue, impregnated with "DNA sample"
2 Tblsp "Old Man Yelling at Clouds" Vermont maple syrup
6 drops milk from a lactating Middle Eastern she goat
Umbilical cord from recently born grandchild, powdered and ground
Ice cubes, 6, from last Arctic ice sheets
Acorn, impaled on a rusty nail
- Into a hurricane glass, strain Sterno through impregnated blue dress; wring out dress into glass to get every last drop
- Stir in maple syrup, vigorously
- Grind together umbilical cord (1/8 tsp) and ewe's milk in a mortar and pestle; add suspension to glass with vigorous stirring
- Add ice cubes, stir once, and garnish with acorn*
* 'cause even a blind squirrel can find one, now and again
-
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2016 05:23 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (bpfzP)
That's why laptops were created!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:23 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (dKiJG)
I like the idea of Campari, for bitterness. But this recipe (at OregonMuse's comment 196) seems a little light on spirit.
Let's stick with a bitter profile. Doesn't the old twat like bourbon? Here's a starting point for an idea:
2 parts bourbon (Woodford, maybe)
1 part Campari
0.5 parts...maybe ruby port. I'll have to think about this one.
2 dashes aromatic bitters
2 dashes orange bitters
Stir with ice, strain into chilled coupe, garnish with lemon twist.
Posted by: Pastafarian at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (OWWiT)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer a
Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (tOGlC)
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot....
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble....
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (8XRCm)
1 liter gasoline
1 can Drano
1/2 oz heroin
1/2 oz methamphetamine
Juan swears this drink clears his head
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:25 PM (HgMAr)
There's a joke about "natural wood" in there somewhere...
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (
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Yeah, well I'm not touching it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 05:23 PM (KWUK6)
wth?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (39g3+)
There's a joke about "natural wood" in there somewhere...
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM (
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Yeah, well I'm not touching it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (uHcnA)
Awww. Now I haz a sadz.
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (0mRoj)
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I simply disagree with that. I suspect many on this board would not have the same sentiment if Jeb were the nominee.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Evilpens"
If Ace is right, Wilson is much worse than a RINO clown. This is David Brock/Sid Blumenthal territory.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2016 05:27 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 02, 2016 05:27 PM (nsvkK)
Regarding the Bush's - I like the family. I think they are
honorable. They weren't the most conservative people, and I wish they
had done things differently. Still I think both of them respect the
military as much as any person who has served in that office.
=====
Yeah. Voting for the Butcher of Benghazi shows deep love of the military proles.
Dana Perino is loyal to the Bushes money. More so than to her own country.
She just wants to live their elite lifestyle.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:27 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Evilpens"
If Ace is right, Wilson is much worse than a RINO clown. This is David Brock/Sid Blumenthal territory.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (OD2ni)
Wilson is just plain vile.
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:25 PM (HgMAr)
Juan Williams Bitter Tears
Air
Head
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:27 PM (qCMvj)
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If Jeb were the nominee I would have torn up my ballot and moved to Greenland.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 05:27 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:27 PM (qCMvj)
But then, that was a real record in a real filing cabinet. This pedo bearshit is bearshit.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 05:27 PM (hcKoh)
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Her job is to simply be a pundit. That's it. She's one of many. She's loyal to the family that gave her her big break. I don't get why so many are upset at that.
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (8hICw)
Yeah.... the "Trump raped a child thing" is gonna backfire.
Absolutely reeks of desperation.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 05:24 PM (8XRCm)
Especially since Bill was on the plane to pedophile Island with Menendez' buddy
Posted by: Cn at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (wczgi)
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (gmeXX)
I would vote Jeb, then I would pour myself 4 fingers of Hillary's Bitter Tears (whichever recipe ends up being chosen)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (7N6ox)
>> over Trump in Michigan
If Trump takes Michigan, NM, etc. the next sound you'll hear is the screaming of Will, Kristol, Erickson, etc. as the lid is nailed shut on the GOPe coffin.
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (HgMAr)
In a larger sense, my hope is also for the dissolution of several agencies.
And 'for the children', I'm looking at you NEA, do I have that correct?
Yeah, that.
Posted by: micky at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (hcKoh)
437
trudges to Barrel
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (zu88C)
bergerbuilder drew the short straw, not you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2016 05:29 PM (BK3ZS)
Yes but he said the First President that wasn't a General or a Politician.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
Woodrow Wilson?
Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2016 05:29 PM (2RVmA)
02/11/16 13:12
You watch! The amount of crazy hoaxes orchestrated by the Clinton campaign in the next week is gonna be crazy. They're all facing prison.
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:29 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Trump during his first 100 days in office at November 02, 2016 05:29 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 02, 2016 05:30 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM (OD2ni)
Wilson is just plain vile.
Wilson is incompetent
Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 05:30 PM (y3aQB)
"Look at this award that she got," he continued. "In 2009 Hillary Clinton received the Margaret Sanger Award from Planned Parenthood. It was Mrs. Sanger who advocated population control of black and poor people."
Are we in the mirror universe? A lefty accurately comparing abortion in the black community to population control? I'm stunned.
Up is down this year, I must be in the upside down.
Posted by: LizLem at November 02, 2016 05:30 PM (hvf9s)
In a larger sense, my hope is also for the dissolution of several agencies.
And 'for the children', I'm looking at you NEA, do I have that correct?
Yeah, that.
Posted by: micky at November 02, 2016 05:28 PM (o5vMc)
The NEA is a union. You're thinking Department of Education. We'd be better off with both being dissolved.
Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 05:30 PM (0mRoj)
I would just *enjoy* the lib reaction so much that it would just overcome me.
It would be like waking up every single day to champagne and pate and truffles and everything all at once.
For four years [or until he was impeached and had to resign in disgrace].
I try not to fantasize about that four-year revelry -- I know it won't happen.
But sometimes I indulge for a few minutes.
Posted by: Igor at November 02, 2016 05:30 PM (gM0Lz)
Posted by: SH at November 02, 2016 05:26 PM
****
Barrel for somebody. Get in.
Jeb was never going to be the nominee. Only he, his family, the GOPe, and GOPe media thought he was going to be the nominee. It's a mute point bc as soon as Trump showed up, it was apparent that Jeb was done.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 02, 2016 05:30 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2016 05:30 PM (hcKoh)
Yes but he said the First President that wasn't a General or a Politician.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
Woodrow Wilson?
Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2016 05:29 PM (2RVmA)
You might be right. I was thinking that but too lazy to check. I know he was a dean of Princeton
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 02, 2016 05:31 PM (t06LC)
But then, that was a real record in a real filing cabinet. This pedo bearshit is bearshit.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo"
Not to mention Bush pled no contest and paid a fine.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2016 05:31 PM (OD2ni)
Hello oo o o o o ?
Hello o o o o o o?
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota ta ta ta ta ta
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:31 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 02, 2016 05:32 PM (+GOlG)
Woodrow Wilson?
Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2016 05:29 PM (2RVmA)
I think he might have been a governor
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 02, 2016 05:32 PM (lKyWE)
I agree - lets work on both (some people can't handle their browns - so two versions is best) - yes Campari is the first bitter drink I could think of, although Cynar ( the artichoke one) is pretty bitter and the whole "choke" thing is aprapos). Are there any others we might use that I am missing - oh maybe Amaro?
Hillary's Bitter Tears and a Hillary's Bitter Trail of Southern Tears might be two good names
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 02, 2016 05:33 PM (Fb9aZ)
I'll probably split a forty with my new crack whore friends at the Acela station in Wilmington.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 02, 2016 05:33 PM (qJhUV)
to take another funny quip -- now get some _SLEEP_ Insomniac
just writes itself I guess.
Posted by: micky at November 02, 2016 05:33 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 02, 2016 05:34 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2016 05:34 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 02, 2016 05:06 PM (zu88C)
very true. switched from fox to fox business some time ago. not sure why. much better than regular fox. Lou Dobbs is more than a little in the tank for Trump but he is pretty good. Even Kennedy is pretty good, more funny than informative.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 02, 2016 05:35 PM (nsvkK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2016 05:35 PM (qCMvj)
I have some sort of Mexican chocolate bitters, I think -- that might work well with Campari.
OK, I'll focus on a bourbon version, you work on a clear spirits version. Let me know if you have any interesting suggestions.
Posted by: Pastafarian at November 02, 2016 05:36 PM (OWWiT)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 02, 2016 05:16 PM (O2RFr)
No, she's not a child now, but if she is mentally ill, she's still sick. The people who should be destroyed are her handlers.
If she really is mentally ill, it's doubtful she could have taken the steps to attempt to instigate and prosecute a lawsuit with any respectable attorney.
Someone else said it on another thread, they will discard her when they are done. She is a pawn in a diabolical game.
Wikileaks and Project Veritas are evidence of what these creatures do in order to gain and retain power. If Trump wants to sue the shit out of her, it's his prerogative. Just like it's my prerogative to feel bad for sick people who are used by the donks, such as those homeless folks who were pressed into service to disrupt Trump rallys.
So sickening and disgusting, all of it. It actually makes my stomach turn.
Posted by: kallisto at November 02, 2016 05:36 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2016 05:39 PM (AY8MV)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 02, 2016 05:39 PM (nsvkK)
Posted by: Algore at November 02, 2016 05:42 PM (XRzSI)
Posted by: Rex Mundi at November 02, 2016 05:43 PM (zGV4Y)
Posted by: Bombay Blue Sapphire Gin at November 02, 2016 05:44 PM (BbkFr)
How Trump 'Dramatically Strengthened' White Nationalism In America
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 04:47 PM (6RZuW)
So it's no longer necessary to apologize for being born white? It's no longer necessary to give all my "white" money to people who never earned it? It's no longer necessary hide my love of greens and fat back for fear of being accused of cultural appropriation? It's no longer necessary to apologize to the trash in Europe for not being more like European trash? It's no longer necessary to invite a horde of invaders into our country to prove we don't think Western (white) culture is superior? It's no longer necessary to believe our military should be used for fodder in other countries' conflicts? Then who wouldn't sign up?!!
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 02, 2016 05:47 PM (43OZ6)
1 liter man spunk
glass not required
Posted by: wth
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I prefer a jigger of jizz, you neophyte!
You call yourself a mixologist?!
Where did you learn your trade?
Posted by: Glengarry Glenn Shep at November 02, 2016 05:48 PM (LQLeS)
2 oz Pappy Van Winkle 23 year old
1 oz Carpano Antica
1 oz Amaro Averna
Twist of orange peel
Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2016 05:49 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 05:53 PM (bUqYu)
Posted by: Vanceone at November 02, 2016 05:54 PM (IQzhs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:03 PM
Drano, with a HCL chaser.
Cheers!
But first, Dana and MeAgain will ....
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2016 06:10 PM (jPoCB)
1 jigger Chartreuse - shit tastes like dead french hooker
1 jigger lemon juice
1/2 jigger grapefruit juice
Pour everything into a highball glass and top off with 7up and ice - on the rocks.
Posted by: Janir at November 02, 2016 06:13 PM (Lk5qN)
Posted by: Optimizer at November 02, 2016 06:24 PM (EnK/R)
I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
he is a functioning retard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 05:05 PM
I'm assuming he's just fulfilling his role as lefty spokesman. I mean he really can't believe at the dumb stuff he says. I've gotten so I'll fast forward at times when he talks, it's just too much.
Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2016 06:28 PM (o/90i)
1 jigger good Irish whiskey
1 chilled glass
Whiskey into glass, swirl then drink.
Posted by: Janir at November 02, 2016 06:35 PM (Lk5qN)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:09
I believe so. Last major party candidate not either was Wendell Wilkie in the 1940s and didn't beat FDR.
Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2016 06:48 PM (o/90i)
Ike had none, no?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 02, 2016 05:14
Some, like Ike were military heroes, Wm H Harrison and Zachary Taylor come to mind. Oh, U S Grant too. None had no political or military experience that I can think of.
Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2016 07:00 PM (o/90i)
Well, have you seen the things that fish do in it?
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2016 07:07 PM (nIUnC)
*FDR had polio, not a mangina.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 02, 2016 05:15 PM
How did FDR get away w/ not throwing out the first pitch? I'm pretty sure it was a tradition by then. And Obama has done it what, once and not made it to the plate?
Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2016 07:09 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Kathy Kinsley at November 02, 2016 07:10 PM (c4lKd)
*seethes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 05:21 PM
We didn't go on "Affordable" CA but kept our own, grandfathered in and kept our high deductible w/ BC/BS. It has skyrocketed since ACA. Come Jan. we will go up to over $1500/month.
We would have to drop it as we simply can't afford it. That's w/ a $3500 deductible and about $13,000 stop loss.
Fortunately we can can go on Jules' state retirement ins. this month. We'll pay 20% as she retired early, but it's better than the alternative.
Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2016 07:31 PM (o/90i)
The Facedown Sidewalk
The Table Corner Headbanger
The Webbster
The Whitehouse Ashtray
The Fort Mercy Park
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 02, 2016 07:46 PM (yL25O)
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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)