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Overnight Open Thread (28 Oct 2016)
Election Quotes
Captures the essence of this shitfest known as Election 2016. Nothing of substance. What were this election's most memorable quotes? I think after today, they'll have to add some new ones to this list. Dickipedia. Erections have consequences. Schlonged. Many, many more on twitter.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at October 28, 2016 10:03 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Tonsils at October 28, 2016 10:04 PM (GrQSw)
Posted by: freaked at October 28, 2016 10:04 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at October 28, 2016 10:05 PM (EnKk6)
Attorney General Lynch pleads Fifth on secret Iran 'ransom' payments.
Fine. She has Fifth Amendment rights.
But it should immediately cost her her job.
If telling us what you did as an official might incriminate you, you don't need to be doing that job any more.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2016 10:06 PM (Mt8T4)
Bill Maher just hit a new low, as hard as that is to believe since he's barely a foot tall.
He just said he doesn't care what the FBI finds.
"She's got a server in her basement? Who cares. I don't care if they find Jon Benet Ramsey in her basement, I'm still not voting for Donald Trump!"
The audience laughed and cheered.
This just happened minutes ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 10:06 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 28, 2016 10:07 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 28, 2016 10:07 PM (GrQSw)
Posted by: Sixkiller at October 28, 2016 10:07 PM (mFA3Z)
Posted by: CDR M at October 28, 2016 10:08 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:08 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Anon at October 28, 2016 10:08 PM (bqfeJ)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:09 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 28, 2016 10:07 PM (Om16U)
WeinerLeaks?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2016 10:09 PM (cC/ZB)
Always remember: The Left doesn't believe a word they say.
All their outrage over non-PC compliance is complete bullshit.
The Left is just fucking with you. Stop letting them do so. Never Never Never take a Progressive's concerns seriously. Not about blacks, not about children, not about women, not about anyone or anything. They don't really care.
I hate Bill Maher and his people.
I used to have a let's coexist attitude. Not anymore.
I Want To DESTROY The Left.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 10:09 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2016 10:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dana Perino at October 28, 2016 10:10 PM (qlPzn)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 28, 2016 10:10 PM (/pOl7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2016 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
Hopefully the FBI will not screw this up.
Posted by: RGallegos at October 28, 2016 10:10 PM (59GQk)
Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2016 10:09 PM (cC/ZB
yeah, NY Post headline said DickiLeaks
It's inspiring
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 28, 2016 10:11 PM (Om16U)
I know I shouldn't allow myself to hope, It'll only make the pain worse......but please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please....!
Posted by: lowtech redneck at October 28, 2016 10:11 PM (egK2C)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 28, 2016 10:12 PM (Om16U)
And don't think for a second that Bill Maher was joking that he wouldn't care if Hillary Clinton had murdered little children in her basement. He wasn't joking. He meant it. And so did his entire audience.
It wasn't joke. And the media won't have a fit over what he just said. Because he's is like them, a Democrat progressive totalitarian.
But Trump said pussy. Right, Paul Ryan? You shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 10:12 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (8HGb7)
https://twitter.com/Ptrishapeach/status/792185132253937664
Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: PabloD at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (K1LmL)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: RGallegos at October 28, 2016 10:10 PM (59GQk)
Nooo! Don't bring up the rain or speak of the devil!
Posted by: lowtech redneck at October 28, 2016 10:14 PM (egK2C)
http://tinyurl.com/h84nk4f
The interview with O'Keefe was conducted by my friend RJ Carter of the CriticalBlast website. He (Carter) asked me to spread the word so this is me, spreading the word.
Lots of good Breitbart-related stuff and this seems like a good day to celebrate Breitbart-related stuff.
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 10:14 PM (mbhHA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:08 PM (u8kLQ)
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Does it involve Antarctic Nazis, the Piri Reis map, midget submarines, anthrax, a Thai ladyboi chorus kickline, and a stolen bottle of BCochran's Fireball?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at October 28, 2016 10:14 PM (EnKk6)
And it fits as it seems Fox Mulder and The Untouchables Elliot Ness are the only good face of that agency these days, so star fvcking it is.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at October 28, 2016 10:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 10:13 PM (8HGb7)
Yeah, like Ace says, total clapper humor. Yay, our side hates Trump! Clap, clap, clap!
Wake up and take a good, deep sniff of what you are actually voting for.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:15 PM (iMxBJ)
Hillary took a facial? My God, who could manage that? I mean that face is the biggest boner killer since, hell I don't know. No, she's the biggest boner killer ever.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:15 PM (DW+jj)
If using talcum powder on one's hoo-hah causes cancer, wouldn't there be a shitton of baby's with cancer?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 28, 2016 10:15 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:15 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 28, 2016 10:10 PM (/pOl7)
Karloff in the original Mummy on TCM.
100% less Joe Buck and plenty of Zita Johann.
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at October 28, 2016 10:16 PM (cmE8J)
But Trump sold steaks!
Don't you understand?
He sold steaks.
That alone is enough to send the Republicans scrambling under their desks for cover. Steaks.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 10:17 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:15 PM (u8kLQ)
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I was making out with the midget U-Boat commander when it all went down!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at October 28, 2016 10:17 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:17 PM (u8kLQ)
Evidence is mounting that routine wisdom teeth removal is a waste of time.
Define "waste".
Posted by: A dentist with a boat loan to pay off.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2016 10:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 28, 2016 10:18 PM (qaWk6)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 28, 2016 10:19 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:19 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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What's the over/under on the first AtC joke?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 28, 2016 10:19 PM (6QtJv)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 28, 2016 10:20 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 10:20 PM (ZJNOy)
Fine. She has Fifth Amendment rights.
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And more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:20 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 28, 2016 10:21 PM (Idu2i)
Whatever the RISKthat the FBI believes will be released if they did not act and make moves in a Surprise Attack towards Destroying the Clinton Crime Syndicate is astronomical. Like Huma getting hacked and having videos of Hillary colluding with the Saudis and the Muslim Brotherhood type RISK.
None of this Billy Jeff banging a 13 year old on tape.
The hackers and the System played chicken and the system just threw the Clintons to the Lions.
Huge!!!
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 28, 2016 10:21 PM (c04Om)
Of course, nothing is going to stop the Democrat Kool Aid drinkers from voting for her, but at this point, how many true independents are going to vote for her?
Trump should get 75% of the indy vote.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 10:21 PM (8HGb7)
Friday and payday woot
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)
I didn't think the worm would turn in my lifetime, but today my heart is glad.
Thank G*d for Ace, the cobblers, and all you beloved Morons. You've kept me sane and out of jail.
Posted by: fly gal at October 28, 2016 10:22 PM (R/xL+)
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:20 PM (cPsPa)
Trump's possible choices of press secretary range from awesome to even more awesome. Still think Milo would be the most fun, though.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:22 PM (iMxBJ)
As somebody who didnt get his wisdom teeth out until the college years...... my mouth hurt so bad from impaction I would have cut them out myself with electricians dykes.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 10:22 PM (JmjOe)
So here's how it will it go down this weekend:
The Left/Media will say:
1. There's nothing to see here.
2. Even if there is something, so what.
3. Republicans do it, too.
4. Trump's eleven accusers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 10:22 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 28, 2016 10:23 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Oddly enough I have yet to see a red-line scenario for some on 'our' side.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2016 10:23 PM (Z2r3C)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at October 28, 2016 10:23 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Sixkiller at October 28, 2016 10:23 PM (mFA3Z)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at October 28, 2016 10:23 PM (yTnCT)
Weiner leaking!
Comey all wet!
Fresh stink on Hillary!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:23 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 10:24 PM (XoldI)
No, he doesn't. They are Hillary's emails. She can release them. Unless, they contain classified info, then it would be a crime for her to do so. So, if she wants the info out so bad, she can release them -- or she can admit that she can't because she has been lying about classified info on her server all along.
Comey can't release the emails until he routes them through all the appropriate levels of government to see if any of them are, or should be, classified or redacted.
Hillary made this mess. It's on her to put up or shut up.
Posted by: jc at October 28, 2016 10:24 PM (iRJ+A)
Can you imagine being hitched to the Old Evil Crone for 20 years like Huma has been. You don't think she ain't recording shady shit to protect herself, then I got some land on the moon to sell you.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 28, 2016 10:24 PM (c04Om)
*Sigh* it was certainly a different time back then wasn't it?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 28, 2016 10:25 PM (MihIm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:20 PM (Nwg0u)ou
And those calves. You could feed an entire Uruguayan rugby team for weeks on those alone.
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at October 28, 2016 10:25 PM (cmE8J)
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There's an image that'll keep me from sleeping.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
Damn, she's dumber that a CW network super-show script writer. That's some premium dumb.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 28, 2016 10:25 PM (oBEt6)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 10:22 PM (JmjOe)
There's an entertaining old-timey book that still circulates in dedicated-carnivore circles, by some guy who studied a bunch of tribes, and concluded that the reason that modern man no longer has the wide, admirable jaws that will accommodate those last-arriving teeth was that he started eating crap instead of chowing down on wholesome animal flesh. Can't rule it out.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:26 PM (iMxBJ)
I need that, too.
For her.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2016 10:26 PM (Mt8T4)
does the fbi have a grandjury for the weiner investigation? is that why they were able to seize the devices from weiner?
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:27 PM (cPsPa)
sarah palin is done. she needs some job where she stands around in sexy librarian outfits with a ball gag.
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
She could do that as Press Sec
Actually, it'll be that Kelly Anne woman.
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 10:27 PM (XoldI)
Fine. She has Fifth Amendment rights.
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And more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Actually... uh... no.... not about Political decisions...
The 5th only comes into play when you are under CRIMINAL investigation.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 28, 2016 10:27 PM (qf6WZ)
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 10:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 28, 2016 10:28 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 10:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 28, 2016 10:28 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2016 10:28 PM (Mt8T4)
There's no way the FBI can convict her before she would take office, there's not enough time.
A sitting president can't be prosecuted for a crime.
A sitting President must be impeached, convicted and removed from office first.
You can't impeach a President for crimes committed before said person took office.
And if that's not bad enough: a President can pardon him/herself.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 10:29 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 28, 2016 10:29 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
She could do that as Press Sec
Actually, it'll be that Kelly Anne woman.
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 10:27 PM (XoldI)
some sort of ventriloquist routine where kelly ann talks and sarah moves her mouth.
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:29 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 28, 2016 10:29 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 28, 2016 10:25 PM (oBEt6)
Fine line between dumb and hubris.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 28, 2016 10:30 PM (c04Om)
It should be like this one time I remember fondly at this local store that's a hang out. Some babe came in right after lunch when a bunch of us were sitting around in there. She was wearing some little hot pant shorts with half her ass hanging out.
The women who ran the place got so pissed off. One said, "Even all ya'll's tongues were hard! You couldn't talk. Morons.".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:30 PM (DW+jj)
Tha ambulance-chaser ads for this are all over TV. It's fucking ridiculous.
These juries really ought to be held accountable, somehow. These aren't criminal cases. These civil; juries are going apeshit over stuff they could never even understand. But what do they care? They're giving away someone else's money. This is insane.
Talcum powder lawsuits ... the fuck??
Posted by: James 'The Sock Turd' Comey at October 28, 2016 10:31 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:31 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankkeefifth
Have not seen a single mention of a grand jury as of yet. 'Sides, I don't think they need one.
All they need is a warrant. The original warrant would have been due to his sexting/pedo stuff from last year.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2016 10:31 PM (Z2r3C)
She may have felt having it could protect her.
Remember who we are dealing with.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 28, 2016 10:31 PM (hVdx9)
Hands down, thread winner.
Posted by: Squeakywheel at October 28, 2016 10:32 PM (sq4tU)
Posted by: Olympic & Purdue at October 28, 2016 10:32 PM (qlPzn)
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WEINER LEAKS STAIN ELECTION CHANCES.
HUMMA WEINER IN PRISON.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 10:32 PM (JmjOe)
She may have felt having it could protect her.
Remember who we are dealing with.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 28, 2016 10:31 PM (hVdx9)
All definitely possible. But if I were betting, I'd put my chips on "laziness."
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:33 PM (iMxBJ)
All they need is a warrant. The original warrant would have been due to his sexting/pedo stuff from last year.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2016 10:31 PM (Z2r3C)
well, I am not up on all the fine points but there has been discussion as to how the failure to put together a grand jury in the original investigation affected their ability to issue warrants and or subpoenas.
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:33 PM (cPsPa)
Name them, shame them -- every day.
Posted by: jc at October 28, 2016 10:33 PM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 28, 2016 10:34 PM (oBEt6)
Posted by: ramblingmother at October 28, 2016 10:34 PM (exFRS)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 28, 2016 10:35 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Headlines at October 28, 2016 10:35 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:35 PM (DW+jj)
With 10 days left.
I'm positive that was a signal that certain people in power and certain agencies are done with the Clintons and sent a message.
Are you fucking kinding me with the headlines linked to Carlos Danger. Plastered for people to discuss all weekend and just in time for Hallloween for costumes to shame the Clinton Crime Syndicate.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 28, 2016 10:35 PM (c04Om)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 28, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 28, 2016 10:36 PM (hVdx9)
maybe the svr or someone else had some hottie sext with weiner as a way to get into his devices.
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:36 PM (cPsPa)
I just had my last wisdom tooth removed on Tuesday.
When I was 16 I had a dentist who advised me to get my wisdom teeth out (and they hadn't even come in, yet). He said that they would be impacted and they had to be surgically removed right then. I said, "No fucking way," and just stopped going to the dentist.
My wisdom teeth all came in fine and didn't give me any problems. I lived very nicely with them for a good 25 years. Then I got a big cavity in one and had it taken out. Chipped another a little later and had it taken out. A cavity in another had it pulled. And this last week I finally started having some pain in the final one and had it pulled.
I am very happy that I didn't have some sadistic oral surgeon digging through my jaw to pull the wisdom teeth out when I was a teen. I enjoyed those teeth for many years and didn't have any issues for decades. And when I did have problems with the wisdom teeth they were already fully in and came out as easily as a normal tooth.
Posted by: James 'The Sock Turd' Comey at October 28, 2016 10:36 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2016 10:36 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:36 PM (iMxBJ)
has been discussion as to how the failure to put together a grand jury
in the original investigation affected their ability to issue warrants
and or subpoenas.
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 10:33 PM (cPsPa)
Well, none of this matters, and no one will do shit. So there's that.
Posted by: James "The Fixer" Comey at October 28, 2016 10:37 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 28, 2016 10:37 PM (hVdx9)
Remember who we are dealing with.
OK Good point. But still - you don't keep up it anywhere near Boner McBrillohead.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 28, 2016 10:37 PM (oBEt6)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 28, 2016 10:37 PM (BS8yt)
A Far-Sideish cartoonist needs to make a cartoon of hillary clinton trapped inside a pickle jar.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 10:37 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:37 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 28, 2016 10:34 PM (oBEt6)
I loved that album!
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 28, 2016 10:38 PM (cmE8J)
Are you fucking kidding me right now.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 28, 2016 10:38 PM (c04Om)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)
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Heh. And, you think that thermostat in your office actually does something, right?
Posted by: HVAC controls designer at October 28, 2016 10:39 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 28, 2016 10:39 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 10:39 PM (Z9xVe)
Alls I knows is, someone shows up at 9:30 and turns it up. Then a half hour later, someone turns it back down. Half an hour later, someone turns it back up again. And on and on and on and on and on throughout the workday.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:40 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2016 10:36 PM (s7hQ/)
Short-sleeve shirt?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 10:40 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2016 10:41 PM (oDUj/)
I really hate the Left.
Bullies
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 28, 2016 10:41 PM (Om16U)
Sound insane? Yes but we are dealing with insane, power hungry criminals here.In fact Hillary is already calling for the FBI to say exactly what they have so she can cooperate and get to the bottom of this matter. That is what they will need to say and defend in the coming days and the MSM will gladly do it and the LIVs will believe every word of it, before they lose interest.
Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2016 10:41 PM (NbRJx)
I read of a woman, a woman mind you, who had a premature orgasm problem. You laugh, but it was problem. Once she went off, she was so sensitive she couldn't stand it for minutes. The poor guy couldn't do nothin'. He'd touch her, and BAM! she was done.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:42 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: HVAC controls designer at October 28, 2016 10:39 PM (7H/2n)
Ha! Wait till you find out about the Department of "Justice".
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at October 28, 2016 10:42 PM (cmE8J)
Libtards already on Social Media with "stoopid Republicans. Weiner has nothing to do with Hillary's server" schtick.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 10:42 PM (JmjOe)
Margot Robbie without a stitch on, except for a band-aid on her knee? Partially nude.
Lena Dunham completely mummified but with her face still showing? Way too nude, cover it up!!!! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:42 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 10:43 PM (XoldI)
hour later, someone turns it back down. Half an hour later, someone
turns it back up again. And on and on and on and on and on throughout
the workday."
Good gig if you get it.
Posted by: Temp Union Worker at October 28, 2016 10:43 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 28, 2016 10:43 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 10:44 PM (zu88C)
fbi comes up with dick
weiner causes leaks galore
I imagine we could do this all night long
but I have about 20 minutes
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 10:44 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:44 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:44 PM (u8kLQ)
She's hardly a credible witness, whether testifying for or against herself.
And Brad Pitt knows who said pussy.
Posted by: The FBI at October 28, 2016 10:44 PM (eMnol)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2016 10:44 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 10:45 PM (XoldI)
Prompted by the "Close" button doing nothing story, a not uncommon sign that I have seen in public buildings reads "Door is Alarmed".
To which I ask, "Alarmed about what?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2016 10:45 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 10:45 PM (uHcnA)
Extraordinaire, she who was to be the First Woman President of the USA,
Supreme Vagina Emeritus, Hillary Rodham Clinton, undone by a Weiner.
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 10:43 PM (XoldI)
I prefer, "Her Elective Vagesty".
Posted by: Hilldog at October 28, 2016 10:45 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 10:39 PM (Z9xVe)
Premature endings and deflation are a big problem amongst the elderly,
. Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2016 10:45 PM (cC/ZB)
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Comey did not discover anything new or suddenly discover he had a conscience. He worked out that the polls are bogus and Trump is going to win and when he does he will have to come after the FBI to clean it out and restore confidence in it.
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2016 10:45 PM (8zHLN)
Anyway, he used to joke about putting fake thermostats in various places, just to sastify a bunch of womyms in various Sunday School rooms. Hiding the real thermostats was an art form.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)
As somebody who didnt get his wisdom teeth out until the college years...... my mouth hurt so bad from impaction I would have cut them out myself with electricians dykes.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 10:22 PM (JmjOe)
Dykes?
:::swoons:::
Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at October 28, 2016 10:46 PM (1JnAL)
He had no idea that Huma was married to the Weiner.
*Sigh*
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2016 10:46 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2016 10:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 10:46 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Loretta Lynch
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Pffft! The Constitution.
Posted by: Barky at October 28, 2016 10:47 PM (7H/2n)
https://tinyurl.com/z7j3wby
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:47 PM (Nwg0u)
perhaps a mail to potus on Benghazi late that night. with a response of Don't bug me I'm sleeping it's 3 a.m
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 10:47 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 28, 2016 10:47 PM (Y1iuP)
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2016 10:45 PM (8zHLN)
I think you are partly correct.
The FBI files will be open to the next Administration.... so the NEXT head of the FBI will be able to look at them...
In which case Comey could be indicted for obstruction of justice...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 28, 2016 10:47 PM (qf6WZ)
*Sigh*
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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When I mention her, no one knows who she is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 10:48 PM (7H/2n)
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To be fair, it's always seemed strange that they got married.
They have nothing in common but gangly bony frames and an allegiance to the Demoncrat Party
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 28, 2016 10:48 PM (Om16U)
136 The Queen of the Matriarchy, Feminist Extraordinaire, she who was to be the First Woman President of the USA, Supreme Vagina Emeritus, Hillary Rodham Clinton, undone by a Weiner.
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 10:43 PM (XoldI)
There's many a slip twixt the tweet and the dick...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2016 10:48 PM (fOgSR)
Well, that kind of slipped in. Isn't that a quadruple flaming skull?
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2016 10:48 PM (7H/2n)
https://tinyurl.com/z7j3wby
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Megywyn doesn't generate any stellar numbers. Fox could put pretty much anyone in her spot and they'd get at least the same ratings.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (zc3Db)
So I had to have 'em yanked. That was no fun at all.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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No one knows who Val Jar is either. Never heard of her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (Nwg0u)
There's no way the FBI can convict her before she would take office, there's not enough time.
A sitting president can't be prosecuted for a crime.
A sitting President must be impeached, convicted and removed from office first.
You can't impeach a President for crimes committed before said person took office.
And if that's not bad enough: a President can pardon him/herself.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 10:29 PM (3myMJ)
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The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.
You're wrong on the last two. The constitution does not put that limitation on impeachment. The President may be removed for high crimes and misdemeanors, full stop. They do not have to occur during their term of office. Realistically though, if Hillary wins, there is no way that Republicans will have the numbers in both the House and Senate to impeach and convict her. And the Democrats will not cooperate no matter what is revealed about Hillary.
She can't pardon herself. That is, she can't make it stick after she leaves office. While in office, since she would be in control of the DOJ/FBI, she could just order them to find something else to do, but once she is out, the courts would not side with her on pardoning herself.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Rocky Horror Lips at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (cmE8J)
anyway ill say more prayers for them.
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (MihIm)
I was driving through my home town and came upon a house that has its own flagpole in front. It had an American flag up top of course, and right below it was a Gadsden (yellow "don't treat on me") flag.
But neither flag could fly very well because they were... not kidding... tangled together.
So, mere accident of weather/flag placement, or a sly real-life commentary on today's politics? You be the judge!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:50 PM (u8kLQ)
Like the "No Guns Allowed" "Gun Free Zone" signs?
Posted by: Willy J. at October 28, 2016 10:50 PM (Ha50C)
I wonder how her Muslim Brothers of the Hood felt about their BIL the Yid?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 10:50 PM (JmjOe)
Trumps opposite research along with DC insiders HAVE KNOWN That Carlos Danger is a pedophile sick Fuck. Trump sounded the warning last August 2015. Then they Catfish his ass making him think he is talking to that 15 year old. Probably have several of them. Probably have a suspicion that HUMA helps to traffic in the flesh trade or her family does.
Trump called Carlos Danger the weak link. The caught him red handed.Trump being Trump keeps all cards close to the chest.
Uses the movement of people being sick of the Uniparty Soviet Unionization of America, waits and sets the hook.
He used their Hubris against them.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 28, 2016 10:50 PM (c04Om)
Posted by: t-bird
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She didn't actually do that Claimed that terms of the agreement were to be kept secret. Which is over-the-top bullshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 10:51 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 10:51 PM (R7cwD)
I wonder how her Muslim Brothers of the Hood felt about their BIL the Yid?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 10:50 PM (JmjOe)
Don't remeber th muzzie word for the ends justifies means
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)
Fine. She has Fifth Amendment rights.
But it should immediately cost her her job.
If telling us what you did as an official might incriminate you, you don't need to be doing that job any more."
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At this stage it really doesn't matter, the whole of Obama's administration is unravelling. A new attorney general is pointless, none of them will indict Hillary, the voters will have to take care of it.
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2016 10:52 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 28, 2016 10:52 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 10:52 PM (R7cwD)
Anthony Antics Ambush Abedin Ambitions, Awaits Aspirin Accident
O. D.'d On Life Itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAT5ewOfwEI
*any excuse to post a little BOC*
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2016 10:52 PM (gyKtp)
Yeah, we capped it off by watching two young people get married in a beautiful ceremony on a farm at sunset.
Just a beautiful day.
I accepted the new job and am already getting excited about the next phase of life.
Thanks to you and others for your prayers and good wishes and encouragement.
Insomniac is next!
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 10:53 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: freaked at October 28, 2016 10:04 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2016 10:53 PM (wxBiU)
Posted by: Sixkiller at October 28, 2016 10:23 PM (mFA3Z)
Hey Six!!
Pretty much the usual monotony.
Took off to Hico again today though, which was nice. Went looking for that Bernie sign on 281. Must be south of Evant somewhere, 'cause I made it that far then went west on 84.
Maybe next weekend. : )
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 28, 2016 10:53 PM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2016 10:53 PM (wxBiU)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 10:54 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 28, 2016 10:54 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Rocky Horror Lips
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James Arness was The Thing From Another World. So, there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 10:54 PM (NBHj5)
The retarded POS America-hater didn't plead the fifth. She just ignored Congress and refused to answer them.
She should be impeached for that, anyway, but this is the turd-filled cowardly Vichy GOP we are talking about, so ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 10:54 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mossad at October 28, 2016 10:54 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at October 28, 2016 10:23 PM (yTnCT)
Chaffetz.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 28, 2016 10:54 PM (Idu2i)
If anyone is interested, I'll go into great detail for ya.....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:54 PM (DW+jj)
He just said he doesn't care what the FBI finds.
"She's got a server in her basement? Who cares. I don't care if they find Jon Benet Ramsey in her basement, I'm still not voting for Donald Trump!"
The audience laughed and cheered.
This just happened minutes ago."
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Not surprised at all. I would have been stunned if his aodience did not cheer.
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2016 10:55 PM (8zHLN)
Yes, Insomniac is next, I hope and pray.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 10:55 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:55 PM (Nwg0u)
https://tinyurl.com/z7j3wby
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 10:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Megywyn doesn't generate any stellar numbers. Fox could put pretty much anyone in her spot and they'd get at least the same ratings.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (zc3Db)
He could/should bench MeAgain and throw in Kim Guilfoyle and the show would be better and the ratings would go back to dominating.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 28, 2016 10:55 PM (c04Om)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 10:56 PM (xIunr)
Have any of the Republican assholes that denounced and revoke their support for Trump crawled back yet?
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FOX Business listed 5 (R)s who flipped back to Trump.
Everybody loves a winner.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 10:56 PM (zu88C)
Thanks.
I don't think the self-pardon will factor in anyway. I'll be back, want to reread the part about impeachment in the article I read earlier.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 10:56 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: andycanuck
It is. They also help deliver government cheese.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 10:57 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 28, 2016 10:57 PM (MihIm)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: qdp "Fats Domino" steve at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 28, 2016 10:54 PM (Idu2i)
No, but I put some ointment on it.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (cmE8J)
Vote early! Can't wait for Election Day... *sweats bullets*
Posted by: The GOPe at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (7H/2n)
that's the real danger. The truly evil fucks behind the scenes ,the throne sniffers whispering sweet nothings into TFG's Bat-boy ears: Cass Sunstein, Samantha Power, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dorne, and now we learn about this fucking Bob Creamer.
Like a low-rent production of the Game of Thrones played by the wheezy fuckers who used to get beat up for their lunch money.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (Z9xVe)
To be fair, it's always seemed strange that they got married.
They have nothing in common but gangly bony frames and an allegiance to the Demoncrat Party
I think it's obvious there was some political contrivance behind the whole thing. Beard? Another Clinton-style political non-marriage?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Mortimer
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I know, right?
Oh, wait... you said 'winner'.
Posted by: Carlos Weiner at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)
A dental damn is when your dentist gets tired of you not flossing, and curses your teeth.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (iMxBJ)
Yeah .... they can all blow me.
They already showed their true colors.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: freaked at October 28, 2016 10:04 PM (BO/km)
a) someone who had allocation and ability to direct investigations determined that star power would make the agency look good
2) someone who had an axe to grind and power to lean on an agency did so
but probably
III) someone who had resource allocation and ability to direct investigations is an ugly low self esteem fanboi who wants to rub shoulders with someone good looking and popular so maybe some of the magic would rub off and the other ugly bureaucrats would be jealous.
Never look interesting to bureaucrats. Never wear low cleavage, never do anything fascinating, never speak well or eloquently, and never ever ever act as if you are important or are one of the popular kids.
You will be invited back.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (wxBiU)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Rarity at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (QG9T0)
Everybody loves a winner.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 10:56 PM (zu88C)
But nobody love Weiner
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Splunge
That one has been out for a couple of months. But it doesn't hurt to remind folks about it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Thank you, sir!
Ya'll keep encouraging Insomniac. It's just a matter of time.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:00 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Rarity at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (QG9T0)
https://twitter.com/aceofspadeshq
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2016 11:00 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2016 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 28, 2016 11:00 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (BXC+l)
They gave me some awesome drugs when I had my wisdom teeth pulled. It was a hell of a thing.
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 11:01 PM (7qAYi)
Huma confused.
Posted by: Huma at October 28, 2016 11:01 PM (Z9xVe)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (R+30W)
Care to bet on that?
Posted by: Judge John Roberts at October 28, 2016 11:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 28, 2016 11:01 PM (BS8yt)
Less painful than a dentist using an electricians pair of dykes.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 28, 2016 11:01 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Guy in the back of the room at October 28, 2016 11:01 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: publius
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Short for "diagonal cutters."
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 28, 2016 11:02 PM (6QtJv)
Posted by: yankkeefifth
So a Senator? I'm good with that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2016 11:02 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Rex B at October 28, 2016 11:03 PM (jqPs9)
piece of cake.
for me. for the actual pull.
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 11:03 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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IV Valium. I came to with a mouthful of gauze, in the passenger seat of the Femme du Jour's car as she drove me home.
Posted by: Carlos Weiner at October 28, 2016 11:03 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:03 PM (uHcnA)
That is what I truly want to be.
For if I were a Carlos Danger hot dog.
Everyone would
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 11:04 PM (Nwg0u)
*sob*
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 28, 2016 11:04 PM (0OG8D)
As for the Kristols and Wills? They are done.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 11:04 PM (8HGb7)
I woke up from anesthesia while they still working on me
Ended up with dry socket
What a miserable affair
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2016 11:05 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: andycanuck
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It is. They also help deliver government cheese.
I thought that railroad was holey-owned by a Swiss conglomerate? I'll have to alert my stockbroker immediately.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:05 PM (xIunr)
her life has gone sideways though,
hey Remember when the Left liked finding/stealing reading emails ? because corruption by using govt services to tell kid what to make for dinner..
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 11:05 PM (R7cwD)
The lawnewz article claims that the "House of Representatives determined in 1873 that a sitting President cannot be impeached for crimes committed before they took office."
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If they know what they are talking about. I know you have a law background.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 11:05 PM (3myMJ)
Some people mistakenly call sidecutters dikes. Sidecutters cut too, but they're used for different things.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:06 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 28, 2016 11:07 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 11:04 PM (8HGb7)
Which will do absolutely nothing to win me back. Them what did us wrong are dead to me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 11:07 PM (Z9xVe)
but sometimes I think they don't actually care, just want the win and power.
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 11:07 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 11:07 PM (8HGb7)
The thought of a women's prison movie starring Hillary makes me gag.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2016 11:07 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: bluebell
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No. It was really crazy. The one that I thought I had turned out to be a dud. I was willing to take it anyway and make the best of it.
They left me hanging for 5 days ignoring my messages and my emails.
I finally reached the contact person who told me "oh I was going to call you. They decided to go forward with someone else."
I was crushed. 24 hours of gut -wrenching misery and depressed calculations of how much blood I would have to sell to put 3 kids through college and pay the mortgage.
Just when I got to the point where I was questioning whether I really needed two kidneys ( big bucks in organ donation!)
I got a phone call from the other thing that I applied for and actually liked much better.
They told me that they were sorry that they went silent for a while but that they would have an offer to me by tomorrow (today).
I won't lie. I cried like a baby.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:08 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: publius
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During the burning times, lineman's pliers will be commonly used for dentistry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:08 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 28, 2016 11:08 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)
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I've seen a few dental hygienists who would fit the bill, stocky Nurse Ratchet types with muscular calves and forearms and sturdy shoes.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 28, 2016 11:08 PM (LQLeS)
Wienergate: dix pix leads to Vagina Nixon's fall
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 11:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:09 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 28, 2016 11:09 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 11:07 PM (Z9xV)
I agree. But at least it will mean they will stop openly working against Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 11:09 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (k8DTS)
Guy on Hannity tonight said it won't make a difference to LIVs, it's just another investigation that the MSM will cover up and they won't understand. They'll gladly vote for their FAB Queen and she'll be Lord of their World.
And we all know you can't indict a Democrat president or force one to resign.
/different rules for different people
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (hqqM5)
All kinds of stuff was federalized back during Billy Bob's reign.
A coworker was stealing overpayments from the credit card company and mailing them to relatives. She was arrested by the FBI and Postal inspectors.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 28, 2016 11:09 PM (Ha50C)
how do you put braces on five teeth?
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2016 11:07 PM (s7hQ/)
It'll be like "Chained Heat", but with Vagisil and Depends.
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:08 PM (k8DTS)
Better than a fucking figure skate.
Posted by: Tom Hanks, the Castaway at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (Z9xVe)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (qaWk6)
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (R7cwD)
Fine. She has Fifth Amendment rights.
But it should immediately cost her her job.
If telling us what you did as an official might incriminate you, you don't need to be doing that job any more.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2016 10:06 PM (Mt8T4)
Hell, she should lose her job for that airport meeting with the felonious candidate's husband.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:06 PM (DW+jj)
Funnest word I know? The verb 'to kibble', which refers to the harvesting/mining of ball clay, the rarest, finest type of clay there is, used in arts and industry.
'Kibble' as a verb makes me smile for some reason. It sounds vaguely obscene.
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (mbhHA)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2016 11:07 PM (s7hQ/)
tunics are the new black
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (yTnCT)
And they went through all of them expecting to find people like us using "n*gger" and "kill the Kykes" and "Almost time to renew my Klan membership; I'm glad the dues went up!" in them and found nothing like that in the least, let alone a list of bribes paid. Intercourse them, all.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (uHcnA)
*smirk*
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2016 10:49 PM (R+30W)
Care to bet on that?
Posted by: Judge John Roberts at October 28, 2016 11:01 PM (Ojki1)
++++
Heh. Good point. And of course, the makeup of the court at the time will be relevant. But, we have to remember what the pardon power is about. It gives the President the power to override an injustice. To set someone free who he thinks should not have been convicted. It was never intended as a power to allow the President to commit criminal acts with impunity. In the end, I just don't believe that the court would allow a president that power.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2016 11:12 PM (R+30W)
'Kibble' as a verb makes me smile for some reason. It sounds vaguely obscene.
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (mbhHA)
It just reminds me of the dog food ad for Kibbles and Bits.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 11:12 PM (zc3Db)
He just said he doesn't care what the FBI finds.
"She's got a server in her basement? Who cares. I don't care if they find Jon Benet Ramsey in her basement, I'm still not voting for Donald Trump!"
The audience laughed and cheered.
If, on the other hand, she voted for the Iraq war, he'd be furious. Oh, wait...
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 28, 2016 11:13 PM (VdICR)
Yay for ya, you got it the flow and rocked it.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 11:13 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:10 PM (cPsPa)
With Banjo strings?
Posted by: Willy J. at October 28, 2016 11:13 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 11:09 PM (8HGb7)
*Sigh*
Sorry to be such a skeptic, but I see a lot of these late converts spraining their ankles jumping off the Trump band wagon after the election regardless of the outcome. Politicians are soulless maggots.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 11:14 PM (Z9xVe)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 28, 2016 11:14 PM (LQLeS)
He just said he doesn't care what the FBI finds.
"She's got a server in her basement? Who cares. I don't care if they
find Jon Benet Ramsey in her basement, I'm still not voting for Donald
Trump!"
The audience laughed and cheered.
This just happened minutes ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 10:06 PM (ZJNOy)
A not insignificant number of Hillary drones know she is Stalinist and that is why they follow her.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2016 11:14 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: troyriser
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I have warm feelings for 'tat', as in lace-making, and 'ted', as in spreading hay. My Grandmother did the former, and my Grandfather the latter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:14 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (LQLeS)
People have long used that device for words (or symbols, even) that don't really afford pluralization just through an "s" or "es". Sometimes it's fine but usually it's abused.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 11:15 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 28, 2016 11:15 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:15 PM (xIunr)
Oh, to have a conservative SNL that could do a skit on him talking baby talk and nonsense while his studio audience goes into hysterics.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 11:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (Bxr2E)
Oddly enough I have yet to see a red-line scenario for some on 'our' side.
Are implying that we really are okay with Donald Trump punching babies in their baby dicks?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 28, 2016 11:14 PM (LQLeS)
The Something Weird video site has a whole section devoted to 50's and 60's era 'nudies' and 'roughies'. Don't know if I would watch a whole movie like that but the trailers are awesomely funny.
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (mbhHA)
Exactly same thing happened to me. Small jaw, large teeth.
Braces first, then, a few years after the braces, wisdom teeth started coming in; most were impacted. Needed oral surgery. Much excitement since my teeth tend to not clot easily, so I had four gaping holes in my mouth that would not stop bleeding four hours. Wouldn't eat, then fainted... then was forced to eat and then threw up.
/good times, good times..
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (FYrz1)
At one time (and not all that long ago, either) doctors convinced parents that it was absolutely necessary for kids to have their tonsils and appendices removed. It was quite lucrative (assuming you didn't mind the karmic load from performing unnecessary surgery on a child, which clearly many practicioners didn't).
Yes, wisdom teeth, tonsils, and appendices can all go bad, but the vast majority of 'em don't.
Otherwise the human race would not have survived for the two million years before we had modern medicine and dentistry, yes?
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (4wbdw)
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (R7cwD)
Looking it up, I see that dikes are called sidecutters in some dialects of 'lectrican speak. I did not know that.
As a young man, I was schooled on that. When I want sidecutters, this is what I want. When I want dikes, this is what I want. And don't you forget it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Pole man at October 28, 2016 11:16 PM (eMnol)
It was scary but it seems like we are through to the other side.
I hope to pass it on and encourage someone else in the same boat.
"Never give up! Never surrender!"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:17 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller
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Sorry... smartphone's what?
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:17 PM (k8DTS)
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When I was a kid, I found some of my dad's pron. It was a magazine that purported to disapprove of all this nudity stuff. Look what the bad people are doing here! And here! And here!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 11:17 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 28, 2016 11:18 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 28, 2016 11:18 PM (6RZuW)
But when I asked my dentist about removal, he recommended it be done in a hospital and not in the chair. (And dentistry isn't covered by Ontario's healthcare system so he wasn't suggesting it as a freebie where you might as well go for the top-of-the-line service.)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:18 PM (xIunr)
uh I just heard about it on the news.
Because he's skipped every meeting since summer vacation (the third one; he went to a meeting after the 2nd one).
Posted by: Pole man at October 28, 2016 11:18 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Tom Hanks, the Castaway"
I was watching that scene of him try to start the fire, yelling at the TV "You've got fucking shoelaces! Make a bow and use that instead of your hands, nimrod!"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 11:17 PM (Nwg0u)
National Geographic magazine rocked back in the day. It was all educational and shit. With boobs.
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (mbhHA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (Z9xVe)
The lawnewz article claims that the "House of Representatives determined in 1873 that a sitting President cannot be impeached for crimes committed before they took office."
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If they know what they are talking about. I know you have a law background.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 11:05 PM (3myMJ)
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My law background consists of reading about the law on the internet and watching Law and Order reruns.
That said, I would be interested in reading the article you refer to. Hpwever, no matter what the House thought or said in 1873, it is not binding on future Houses. If Hillary, or Trump for that matter, are elected, and then it comes out that they hired someone to commit a murder before they were elected, I guarantee you, the House would impeach.
Impeachment is applicable to whatever the House and Senate at the time says. It is the legislature's check on the president, and as long as they have the numbers, their power is absolute.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2016 11:20 PM (R+30W)
It's definitely due to smartphone's. Ok, and smartasses'.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2016 11:20 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:20 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2016 11:20 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (mbhHA)
There were nothing but ugly, nasty tits in National Geographic. They were enough to turn you off of sex.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (w+Jhj)
You're right. totally missed that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (Z9xVe)
Thanks again to bluebell, votermom, Insomniac, MAGA and Mike and willow and all of you who were encouraging to me even when you weren't trying.
Can you all imagine one of us accepting an Oscar?
Our list of thank yous would be hilarious.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (ZJNOy)
I always like
'in the beginning' stories.
anyway luvs ya all, you have helped me keep my head through the last years.
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2016 11:22 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2016
Considering what he's slept with, that may not be far from the truth. He's gotta be swimming with STDs at this point.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2016 11:22 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: @votermom on a wonky tablet at October 28, 2016 11:22 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Hmm. Try pressing the 'Close' and 'Open' simultaneously. Report back, assuming some elevator cog doesn't get stripped.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:22 PM (k8DTS)
Maybe we shouldn't send Hillary to prison. She'd be lesbian empress in her own little world. She might even enjoy it more than being president.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 28, 2016 11:22 PM (dtWKK)
Something is seriously up.
I am having a wheels within wheels psychic break over here trying to figure out how many levels this thing is being played on.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (mbhHA)
Sounds like a different era. When my kids were young, they had "Hustler".
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (/cksx)
parents that it was absolutely necessary for kids to have their tonsils
and appendices removed. It was quite lucrative (assuming you didn't mind
the karmic load from performing unnecessary surgery on a child, which
clearly many practicioners didn't).
"
Frickin doctor almost killed me taking out my tonsils unnecessarily. Started bleeding from my throat like a stuck pig and they had to rush me to the emergency room. Fortunately it was just a few hundred yards away from his office.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (w+Jhj)
I didn't think the worm would turn in my lifetime, but today my heart is glad.
Thank G*d for Ace, the cobblers, and all you beloved Morons. You've kept me sane and out of jail.
Posted by: fly gal at October 28, 2016 10:22 PM (R/xL+)
And we can thank Anthony Weiner's pervy behavior for this. That narcissistic dick just keeps on giving. I wonder if this will cause Hillary to have a lovers' spat with Huma.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (IcT7t)
And then Playboy and others were racist because they didn't show nekkid black women.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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It's just not the same since Mastubatin' Pete hasn't been around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:24 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (ZJNOy)
meh, more likely a moron acceptance speech would start with a long list of fuck yous that would go on so long they would get pulled off the stage before the go to the thank yous.
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
If so, then look for the very worst of the email batch to be released right after this. Of course, all of this is based on three posts by some Anonymous poster on 8chan, so I don't know if I trust it. But it certainly looks like it is holding true for now.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at October 28, 2016 11:24 PM (+zXR3)
The article indicates that this area of law is not very settled. Link...
http://bit.ly/2eYKVf7
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 11:24 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 28, 2016 11:24 PM (kP16F)
But who knows what's next? The WH or DNC might be ready to throw her overboard depending on what the FBI uncovers.
"May you live in interesting times." (Chinese curse)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 28, 2016 11:24 PM (LQLeS)
Who knows, O'Keefe might, too.
Unless Trump's been supplying stray cats to the buffets in his casinos, I'm thinking the overall October Surprise is on Hillary.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2016 11:24 PM (Mt8T4)
Our list of thank yous would be hilarious.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (ZJNOy)
It would be shockingly dirty and pants-wettingly funny.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:24 PM (0mRoj)
Does anyone believe for a second this move wasn't approved and cleared by Obama?
Something is seriously up.
I am having a wheels within wheels psychic break over here trying to figure out how many levels this thing is being played on.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 28, 2016 11:25 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:25 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (dtWKK)
Don't forget, this is the FBI that had a polygamist on its 10 most wanted. Fucking polygamy ... as one of the worst crimes the FBI is concerned about ...
This agency has been a joke for some time, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 11:26 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:26 PM (uHcnA)
I wonder if they just pull rank so that they can meet famous people.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2016 11:26 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Chuck C at October 28, 2016 11:26 PM (h99GH)
I put in over 200 applications/resume submissions within 2 months. I made my new career getting myself 1) into top physical shape 2) employed.
Out of those 200, less than 30 responded, and less than 15 went to round 2 or 3 of interviews. I learned something from every interview and tried to capitalize on it in the next interview.
It is so very hard, working your butt off for what seems like may be nothing in the end.
I understand what it is like to have the darkness close in around you and to start thinking about drinking breakfast lunch and dinner and sleeping the pain away. I had to physically and mentally decide not to give in to those oh so tempting impulses.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:27 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (mbhHA)
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JC Penny catalogs
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:27 PM (JmjOe)
Yeah, uhhh . that would indicate his seriousness, wouldn't it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:27 PM (EnGQE)
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I've never heard of Kleins been called anything but Kleins.
Even from regular guys that just have a decent toolbox.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 28, 2016 11:27 PM (6QtJv)
And then Playboy and others were racist because they didn't show nekkid black women.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)
Say wha? Two words: Stacey Dash.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)
That ignores the fact that it was the white women who chose to cover their boobs and black aborigines who chose not to. If that's how the SJWs feel they should go to the aborigines and say, "Where's your dignity, girl? Cover up".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 28, 2016 11:27 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (DW+jj)
heh
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (ZJNOy)
I once mentioned to my wife something funny that Charlie Brown's Dildo said.
She stared, and said "Huh?"
Then I had to tell her the legend of how CBD got his nic. She sighed, and muttered something about me needing real friends.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (Z9xVe)
Posted by: Chuck C at October 28, 2016 11:26 PM (h99GH)
About as long after 'second job" replaced "moonlighting", I guess.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (cmE8J)
Wow, O[bama] really is a traitor. DHS whistle-blower Philip Haney: Obama ordered me to scrub DHS database of all records of Muslims w terror ties.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (cPsPa)
That sounds like a very positive attitude, Mortimer. I'm happy that you got a job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (EnGQE)
Insomniac - you're next, pal!
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:25 PM (uHcnA)
Oh shit.
*locks doors*
*dons Kevlar*
*locks and loads*
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sheepish George Costanza at October 28, 2016 11:29 PM (Z9xVe)
Insomniac - you're next, pal!
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:25 PM (uHcnA)
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*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:29 PM (JmjOe)
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True. Now that criminal SOB Marc Rich deserved attention... oh, wait.
That episode doesn't get much attention does it? Probably could be called the serious beginning of The Clinton Crime Syndicate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:29 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 28, 2016 11:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:29 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (DW+jj)
Victoria's Secret
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 28, 2016 11:27 PM (dtWKK)
well, if you have seen the boobs in national geographic you know there is no point in hiding them because everyone goes out of their way to avoid them.
walking around in the jungle without a bra is not good for your boobs, or at least their appearance.
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 28, 2016 11:31 PM (yTnCT)
I know there are lot of tribal voters who don't care, they vote and cheer for "their side" no matter what she did; but I hope LIV folks who somehow didn't know how much to distrust the media have now been given a nudge to do some research on the internet.
Posted by: PaleRider at October 28, 2016 11:31 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2016 11:31 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2016 11:31 PM (wxBiU)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:29 PM (EnGQE)
She wasn't wrong. But I have y'all.
Goodnight, and may God Bless.
Posted by: Sheepish George Costanza at October 28, 2016 11:31 PM (Z9xVe)
Posted by: troyriser at October 28, 2016 11:19 PM (mbhHA)
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JC Penny catalogs
Posted by: fixerupper
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http://tinyurl.com/j3fdk3z
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 28, 2016 11:31 PM (yTnCT)
See, I'm not sure whether to be terrified or aroused.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)
>>>Captures the essence of this shitfest known as Election 2016.
Dickileaks. almost perfect.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (CrY8H)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (Z9xVe)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:28 PM (DW+jj)
Art section in the encyclopedia.
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (XoldI)
Yeah, uhhh . that would indicate his seriousness, wouldn't it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:27 PM (EnGQE)
well, it would not be worse than putting pathological liars in cheap suits at the podium.
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (cPsPa)
Catholics were that way when I was young. A movie that showed white boobs was automatically rated B or C, which meant No-Go-See.
We flocked to "Zulu" because black boobs were bouncing all over and yet it was rated A-2, which meant no problem if you were 12 or some such.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 11:32 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2016 11:33 PM (JO9+V)
"You're next" sounds like sweet bluebell might be joining the ranks of Fenelon typocide assassins. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:33 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:33 PM (JmjOe)
Something is seriously up.
I am having a wheels within wheels psychic break over here trying to figure out how many levels this thing is being played on.
Posted by: Kreplach
The cynic might say it's meaningless. The Feds are convinced Clintoon is going to be elected by hook or crook. This is just a deck clearing exercise.
The faith-in-duty crowd might conclude this is a last second glove save by Comey to stave off a potential hot war inside the FBI.
Both takes are speculation and are intellectually unsatisfying.
I think cynics discount the marginalized, disaffected voters that are thoroughly disgusted with government and the media.
I think faith-in-duty crowd discounts how seductive membership in powerful organizations can be.
Just like the Roberts decision on O-care, I don't think we'll ever have a good answer.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2016 11:34 PM (Z2r3C)
If Obama has lost faith. That is a good sign for Trump.
Who knows what is good for the country at this point, we lose either way.
Posted by: petunia at October 28, 2016 11:34 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:34 PM (uHcnA)
Insomniac,
It will happen, brother. It's a grind and it's tough. But you are tougher.
You will be what you need to be and do what you need to do for those that depend on you.
It's what us Dads do!
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:34 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Still afloat though. And, dangerous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:35 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:34 PM (uHcnA)
Kids, amiright?
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:35 PM (0mRoj)
I put out a sign today:
Confused about wikileaks? See:
mostdamagingwikileaks.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:35 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2016 11:35 PM (Bxr2E)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:35 PM (uHcnA)
Oh.... Look...... The blooming idiot.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (JmjOe)
And then Playboy and others were racist because they didn't show nekkid black women.
Logic and Consistency are tools of Oppression and Patriarchy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Social Critic ... at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Still afloat though. And, dangerous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's little shop of horrors at October 28, 2016 11:35 PM (k8DTS)
more fun if she was the Hood
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (cPsPa)
I'm grateful for the encouragement. We shall see.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (7qAYi)
Does anyone believe for a second this move wasn't approved and cleared by Obama?
Something is seriously up.
I am having a wheels within wheels psychic break over here trying to figure out how many levels this thing is being played on.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 28, 2016 11:25 PM (+lv+r)
I've had some beers and a long week (started working on the f'ing weekend) but yeah, something isn't right.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (CrY8H)
Oh.... Look...... The blooming idiot.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (JmjOe)
Outback's signature appetizer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:37 PM (0mRoj)
Here's the spin:
Abuse of Power by FBI!
Emails don't even involve Hillary!
Comey hasn't even seen the emails!
followed by...
Video of Donald Trump Sexually Humiliating a Woman Before a Live Audience.
/so, the MSM is going for the "he's trying to rig the election, he's a criminal, Hillary is innocent" meme.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 28, 2016 11:37 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: James 'The Sock Turd' Comey at October 28, 2016 10:31 PM (zc3Db)
Generations of mom dumped that stuff repeatedly on their little boy babies' junk. Where are all the males with dick cancer?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (7qAYi)
Nekkid wimminz have been the downfall of far more men than a Beholder or Gelatinous Cube ever have.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (Bxr2E)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (JmjOe)
I put out a sign today:
Confused about wikileaks? See:
mostdamagingwikileaks.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Eh, not a bad idea.
Minor critique; might want to use camelcase -> MostDamagingWikileaks.com just to breakup the lowercase text.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (Z2r3C)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 28, 2016 11:39 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:39 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: James 'The Sock Turd' Comey at October 28, 2016 10:31 PM (zc3Db)
Generations of mom dumped that stuff repeatedly on their little boy babies' junk. Where are all the males with dick cancer?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (+lVUW)
It only affects women because baby powder is misogynist. Also white.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: petunia at October 28, 2016 11:34 PM (VoCyE)
No we don't. Put on your warrior clothes and ride to the sound of the guns. No quavering. If we ride behind Attila The Hun instead of Dudley DoRight, so what?
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 11:39 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 28, 2016 11:39 PM (Idu2i)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:39 PM (uHcnA)
Do you think any of them realize how much *more* ridiculous, and pathetic, this makes them look than they already did?
ace has been talking about getting into rock-climbing, and that's what America faces to recover some of its integrity and sense. A vertical wall - not just a steep slope.
I just think the reminder of how small, and pathetic, so much (almost all?) of the "political class" is should help people keep things in perspective. Even if Trump were some fantasy hybrid candidate of a Churchillian/Reaganesque nature, who had focused on the deep rot in the civic culture and institutions, and had schemed for years how to begin fixing it, he'd face a herculean task.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2016 11:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2016 11:40 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: petunia at October 28, 2016 11:34 PM (VoCyE)
I know what would be bad for the country, cupcake.
Yeb.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 28, 2016 11:41 PM (Idu2i)
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Here's my take on it:
Your body is different before puberty.
Once puberty hits, the chemicals change.
So... baby powder is fine before your reproductive hormones appear.
After... not so much. Especially for females, who were led to believe it's safe to use all kind of things down south for "freshness."
News flash: it's not.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 28, 2016 11:41 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:41 PM (uHcnA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhShj1cpHSQ
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2016 11:41 PM (wxBiU)
Just thought I'd look at the MLB site and it coincided with the final out I guess.
I must be physic.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:41 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: torabora
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So hit the decks arunning boys
And spin those guns around...
Posted by: Johnny Horton at October 28, 2016 11:42 PM (k8DTS)
Oh.... Look...... The blooming idiot.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (JmjOe)
*snort* it's been a while since i've seen that dolt
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 28, 2016 11:42 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Johnn Horton at October 28, 2016 11:42 PM (Ha50C)
I see your point there but I don't think we need a Churchill/Reagan.. We need a fucking human wrecking ball and We Got It!!! I am so loving this election.
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 28, 2016 11:42 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: An Observation at October 28, 2016 11:42 PM (WXMuI)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:41 PM (xIunr)
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You spelled psychotic wrong.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:43 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:42 PM (0mRoj)
hat trick
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 28, 2016 11:43 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 11:36 PM (7qAYi)
I was the model for the Umberhulk!
Posted by: Hillary! at October 28, 2016 11:43 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2016 11:43 PM (Bxr2E)
Thanks. I wasn't sure if it was case sensitive or not but when I put in what you suggested it comes up as lower case anyway, so I'll go with your suggestion which is a good one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:44 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2016 11:44 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2016 11:43 PM (Bxr2E)
It's giving them cancer of the nether regions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)
P.S.
LOL, the Pale Moon spellchecker gives the correction of "antacid" for 'Zantac'! Ha-ha.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:45 PM (xIunr)
how did we get to this point in this country?
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 28, 2016 11:45 PM (CrY8H)
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2016 11:45 PM (Bxr2E)
Someone earlier said AllahPundit was using the incredibly idiotic "OMG Trump with nukes!!" panic line.
People talk about "masks coming off". In some cases, I suppose that describes it. In far too many, though, it's more like people losing their minds and becoming NPR-esque caricatures.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2016 11:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2016 11:45 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 28, 2016 11:45 PM (CrY8H)
I have no idea.
Posted by: LIV at October 28, 2016 11:46 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:46 PM (uHcnA)
how did we get to this point in this country?
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich
Was it Breitbart that said politics are downstream from culture?
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2016 11:46 PM (NGd+i)
how did we get to this point in this country?
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 28, 2016 11:45 PM (CrY8H)
This may take a while. You see, in the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth...
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792034230058582016
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792034316817694720
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792034411306975232
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792034531603804164
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792034690140102656
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792034810889957377
Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2016 11:46 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2016 11:46 PM (CUYn5)
At the worst, the increase in risk is ridiculously tiny, but that's enough for LIV juries in LaLa land.
There needs to be some standard about this shit. There needs to be serious scientific evidence for causation before it can even be turned over to an idiot jury.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:46 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich
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Societal decay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 11:47 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr%C3%A9dit_
Mobilier_of_America_scandal
Bottom line, in my opinion, they wanted an excuse not to impeach him. If they wanted to get him, they would have decided that they could.
There were over 30 representative implicated in the scandal. In the end, all but two got off the hook completely. One, a Democrat, was censured. The other, Oakes Ames, a Republican, was no longer in office, and in fact, he was the ringleader of the whole scandal. He too was censured.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2016 11:47 PM (R+30W)
Has Comey gone rouge?
Did Lynch know about and approve of the announcement of the FBI re-opening of the investigation?
Posted by: cm9000 at October 28, 2016 11:47 PM (vYaiw)
cases, I suppose that describes it. In far too many, though, it's more
like people losing their minds and becoming NPR-esque caricatures.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2016 11:45 PM (QDnY+)
Can't you just die already?
Posted by: Kevin Williamson at October 28, 2016 11:47 PM (cmE8J)
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Two things.
1. McCarthy was right.
2. Dr Benjamin Spock fucked up child rearing.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:47 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:48 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:48 PM (uHcnA)
If so, then what happens to 17 million that voted (early voting s/b against the law! I'd give one day,but months??!!!) for her & wimp VP? Does he get votes?
Obamas & Clinton's hate each other, read Klein columns or listen to him when pushing new book. Does anyone think The JEF knew about this & let it happen?
I honestly don't know what to think.
Posted by: Carol at October 28, 2016 11:48 PM (sj3Ax)
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The victims will be buried by the second-hand smoke victims, and silicon implant victims.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 11:48 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2016 11:48 PM (uHcnA)
But of course.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:48 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792034924945629184
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792035037550174208
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792035135021522944
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792035240562810880
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792035332648734720
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/792035427985289216
Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2016 11:48 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 11:49 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 28, 2016 11:49 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 28, 2016 11:49 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:38 PM (0mRoj)
lol ... I haven't had a good Add adventure in a while. Paper and dice.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (CrY8H)
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (Bxr2E)
Not a reason not to try, or to start. Just a bit of despair peeking through.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:47 PM (JmjOe)
I never got Star Trek at all.
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (cmE8J)
Prior to the 1970s they didn't know, so talcum powder could have contained asbestos.
The idea that talcum powder on a woman's privates could have travelled up to her uterus has never been proven and seems unlikely.
Posted by: @votermom on a wonky tablet at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (KWUK6)
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Two things.
1. McCarthy was right.
2. Dr Benjamin Spock fucked up child rearing.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2016 11:47 PM (JmjOe)
That green-blooded bastard!
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (6RZuW)
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Hannity backed off on that tonight. Said Gateway Pundit reported it from an old RT interview; said the Wikileaks people called him to correct it.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 28, 2016 11:51 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:51 PM (xIunr)
He's not that engaged but his staff sure is (ValJar). JEF is a lazy shit. Enjoys the perks but not the responsibility of the Office. Yes, he's a petty fuck but somebody else did this (ValJar).
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2016 11:51 PM (NGd+i)
And they went through all of them expecting to find people like us using "n*gger" and "kill the Kykes" and "Almost time to renew my Klan membership; I'm glad the dues went up!" in them and found nothing like that in the least, let alone a list of bribes paid. Intercourse them, all.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:11 PM (xIunr)
Hell, it wasn't all that long ago when they found/stole a whole bunch of Sarah Palin's e-mails and they *advertised for volunteers* to look through them for incriminating evidence.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 28, 2016 11:52 PM (U7dlb)
i do have all my wisdom teeth.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2016 11:50 PM (KWUK6)
I have no gag reflex.
Posted by: Sandra F at October 28, 2016 11:52 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:52 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2016 11:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 28, 2016 11:53 PM (IcT7t)
Hillary's biggest mistake was probably getting Obama to help her. There hasn't been one thing President Shit-Midas has been in the same room as that hasn't somehow turned into a giant piece of crap.
The Chicago Olympics bid failure was funny. A Hillary loss will be amazing!! She's going to be SUCH a bitch afterwards. It'll be fun to watch the loss consume her physically...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2016 11:53 PM (vvKUi)
Posted by: @votermom
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Those who have ever been involved in a liability suit will tell you, it is possible to hire an 'expert' who will say anything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 11:54 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:54 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 11:54 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 28, 2016 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
I deserved that.
How is it that someone so corrupt could be so well protected? A some point I would think the sleaze, treason, and dishonor just would have been too much even for the most obsequious sycophant. [double points for spelling that correctly after 4 and one-half beers].
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 28, 2016 11:54 PM (CrY8H)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (f735k)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (7qAYi)
A concerted sales effort by the MSM. Walter Duranty...
Posted by: Willy J. at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (Ha50C)
She was asked whether she had spoken to Huma Abedein about the FBI findings and her response was to the effect that since the FBI "wont release the information... we're all guessing..."
There was no follow up, such as: "Excuse me Madam Asshat? I just asked you a straightforward question about what you yourself did today, that is, did you yourself speak to Huma about this --and you tell me that because of the FBI we're all guessing?!"
If the American public elects Shrillary, we are too stupid to survive.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (OhTOr)
After dickileaks, no more appearances by Obama or Biden at Hillary events
https://twitter.com/AgentSergeevna/status/792194367175860224
Posted by: @votermom on a wonky tablet at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (ZJNOy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I'm guessing that a large number of older voters are voting for Hillary because they think it will be Bill's third term, so he needs to at least stick around until after the election.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (dtWKK)
Yeah. Only spiders do that to sleeping women, especially in the Carolinas if I'm not mistaken. Short women are particularly susceptible I'm sure I've read too.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:56 PM (xIunr)
Time to say goodnight, Horde.
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (7qAYi)
Good night. Dream of Hillary in women's prison....a sexy women's prison.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2016 11:56 PM (vvKUi)
You know the scene in western movies where the Indians have the good guy and his prisoner surrounded? Good guy gives extra pistol to bad guy and they fight off the Indians.
Well, here we are. And I feel fine. We are in the first minute of a 15 rounder and we've landed a few punches. We have just begun to fight.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 28, 2016 11:56 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:57 PM (sdi6R)
that was the Washington Post and someone on another blog did a test on that and they have been working to bury that story at least online. I think you would have to pay to get the article now.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 28, 2016 11:57 PM (CrY8H)
A solid argument can be made that FBI Director Comey is yet again helping the Clinton team by providing something that will soon evidence as a big nothing-burger. This helps to hide the real controversies within WikiLeaks and other scandals.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2016 11:57 PM (EnGQE)
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And then you have fucksticks like Jonah Goldberg and Analpundit insisting, INSISTING, that the press would totes keep Hillary in check as President, for realsies.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 28, 2016 11:58 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Yeah, I'm worried about him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 11:58 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich
Welcome to Weft's Buffet~!
We've got hot prosperity from the 20th century, large-chunk frozen education, hot fudge pop-culture, a decadent academy, ego-worship a flambe, deep fried fee-fees, and the soupcon of amoral triumphalism.
Dig in!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2016 11:58 PM (Z2r3C)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2016 11:56 PM (vvKUi)
Hillary doesn't deserve a sexy woman's prison. She deserves a prison where all the inmates look like Janet Reno.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 28, 2016 11:58 PM (P8951)
And that's tonight's thread winner. The downfall of a civilization summed up in two sentences. I would have mentioned something about the public servants becoming a patronage class, but maybe two sentences is enough.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 28, 2016 11:59 PM (S2VsH)
What if Hillary does not win...
It is already clear that there is a RICO case against anybody who was ever within bad breath distance of Hillary and Obama.
Obama may pardon more people in his last day for crimes 'real or imagined' than all previous Presidents combined.
Will he pardon himself?
Some constitutional 'scholars' say a president can.
If Obama doesn't, he may lose.
- Trump can let bygones be bygones and Obamao skates (which Ford/Nixon did not risk for offenses orders of magnitude less), or
- Point at the Clinton Cartel as THE reason why we cannot let bygones be bygones and appoint a special prosecutor to hang them all.
If he does he loses either way as Trump should take it to SCROTUS:
- Trump wins the challenge - Obama can be brought up on charges and has already has implicated himself.
- Trump 'loses' the challenge - Shoulders shrugged, OK, throw the entire Clinton family line in prison, Obama immediate family and all his Admin staff, a select group of Congressmen band previous administration political appointees, various UniParty(R) members for shits and grins, the SCOTUS members who decided against his challenge, and so on and so on...
Backfill lost positions with previously selected appointees bypassing Congress.
IF Trump is a bad guy, Obamao and SCROTUS made him Dictator for Life.
IF he is a good guy, ask his SCOTUS to review the previous pardon decision. New Finding, it was all legal between the first decision and this one (all those fine people Trump put into prison stay in prison for life), but, NO, El Presidente cannot not pardon himself in the future.
If Trump does not take it to SCROTUS he can do whatever the hell he wants until somebody gets there.
My bet is that Obama may actually try to pardon himself and Trump will challenge it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2016 11:59 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 28, 2016 11:59 PM (xInes)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:59 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at October 29, 2016 12:00 AM (DOkuM)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Heh. You like the idea of dancing with raptors, eh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:00 AM (k8DTS)
I disagree. A large percentage of the electorate had already dismissed it as a big nothing-burger. She gains nothing at all by having it back in the public eye.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 29, 2016 12:00 AM (P8951)
All this talk of sexy womyn's prisons is not good for me. My dirty mind wanders, and comes with all sorts of scenarios. I could write scripts.....I missed my calling.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 12:00 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:54 PM (xIunr)
Oh. I probably should've realized that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (U7dlb)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
She could buy off the guards and give cigarettes and booze to the toughest prisoners, to be her personal entourage. She'd have more power than the warden. Alpha Hilldawg.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (k8DTS)
If the Clintons tell him to, he'll show up to his next presser not only in rouge, but wearing eyeliner, purple lipstick and an angora sweater. Rouge is more likely than that other thing you probably meant
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (39g3+)
If Hillary is sure thing, why need The JEF & wife & WJC?
Glad to see schedule. Thank you.
Posted by: Carol at October 29, 2016 12:02 AM (sj3Ax)
Asbestos was in everything for decades.
At some points in the 50s I am pretty sure it was mandated by the FDA to be in Spinach.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:02 AM (f735k)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 29, 2016 12:03 AM (oW2xB)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 29, 2016 12:03 AM (xInes)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:57 PM (sdi6R)
Yep. One helluva game. I feel bad for grammie winger - but the Cubs are still in the picture.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (P8951)
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Whoever runs that blog is another asshated fucktweed. I've made hundreds of comments there without issue, then without warning got banned for a comment I made in sarcasm mocking #nevertrumpers.
I was banned because I used an acronym to denote sarcasm . That's it. The shit for brains blogger evidently has an unwritten policy that if you write a comment with an acronym he doesn't recognize, you get instantly banned.
To add to that he regularly insults his commenters, even those making the most innocuous comments. The dude's got serious problems and gives Trump supporters a bad name.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (6RZuW)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (xIunr)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (f735k)
before SJW became a term) that National Geographic was racist because it
showed black titties but not white. It was white privilege. White boobs
were to be covered, since a white woman had dignity, but black boobs
didn't matter.
And then Playboy and others were racist because they didn't show nekkid black women.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)
Where do white people, aka Ice People, go topless?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (OkKDg)
Heh. And I don't think any of us would be in the least surprised by this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (U7dlb)
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An acquaintance who was a Coroner in OH told me that *every one* of the mesothelioma cases that he had looked at involved smokers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:05 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 28, 2016 11:57 PM (sdi6R)
Yep. One helluva game. I feel bad for grammie winger - but the Cubs are still in the picture.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (P8951)
On the other hand, Our Empress is no doubt pleased.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 29, 2016 12:05 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
In their VW Cabriolets, duh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 12:06 AM (Z2r3C)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (f735k)
Device? Like a Sybian?
Posted by: Hillary! at October 29, 2016 12:06 AM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2016 12:06 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (6FqZa)
No, I believe he prefers more of an aquamarine tint to his skin blush.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:06 AM (U7dlb)
She seems to disavow it downthread as a "hoax".
Incidentally, that might be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. In... ever.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:07 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Yeah, I'm worried about him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 11:58 PM (k8DTS)
I was just thinking about him earlier. I hope he's OK.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 29, 2016 12:07 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 12:07 AM (DW+jj)
Cheer up sugarcube!! We can see a new horizon from here. Trump is the right man at the right moment. He just would not sit down and shut up. He refused to play by someone elses rules and it has paid off bigly. He will win this election and start righting the ship of state. The man hates to lose and he loves this country too much to accept losing it to the criminals, corruption, ignorance and status quo.
Assange is a dead man walking. If he sets foot out of that embassy he is dead. He has nothing to lose. Hillary threatened to drone him and he knows damned good and well she wasn't "just joking". He is playing for keeps.
Hillary is over. She is toast. If she wins, it's thru fraud and everyone knows it. She will be hamstrung by her own nefarious stupidity. If she loses..... Those donations were meant to buy favors she can't pay off. Sayonara, bitch.
The media is done. They showed their hand and put it on the scale in plain view. Even the politically ignorant can see that now.
Say hello to President Trump and a new morning in America.
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 29, 2016 12:07 AM (yTnCT)
And there you have it. Thanks for that additional anecdote, Mike. I'll have to try to remember that one too.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:07 AM (xIunr)
Device? Like a Sybian?
Posted by: Hillary! at October 29, 2016 12:06 AM (cmE8J)
Oh crap, here I go:
You know, you could probably make a lot of money if you designed a USB interface to one of those things.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:08 AM (U7dlb)
The one study the EPA uses for Radon Gas was done in a crappy old mine with poor ventilation with smokers. Turns out guys like that get a lot of lung cancer. Oh, and Radon Gas pools at the bottom of some mines. But since its much heavier than air and has a super short half life, its not an issue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:08 AM (39g3+)
It hadn't yet tipped over.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:08 AM (IqV8l)
Raptors tickets cost too much, Mike Hammer, especially courtside.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (xIunr)
There was an article in a local paper about the economics of sports teams, specifically the Maple Leafs, in Ontario.
Aside from the lower Canadian dollar, people making their home in Ontario and making more than $250,000 (about) start paying 53% tax. Another reason I loathe this province. It's smoldering...well on the way to burning.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2016 12:08 AM (vvKUi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:09 AM (NBHj5)
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Yes, the FBI investigation was dead and buried. To bring it up again only to say, naah still nothing to see here folks, carry on! doesn't strike me as intentional.
Comey's hand was forced. O'Reilly said tonight his sources at the FBI indicated that if Comey didn't reopen the investigation the agents close to the case would have gone public. There's an internal war going on there.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 29, 2016 12:09 AM (6RZuW)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 12:09 AM (rmJzs)
helping the Clinton team by providing something that will soon evidence
as a big nothing-burger. This helps to hide the real controversies
within WikiLeaks and other scandals.
Have seen this put forth but it doesn't make sense. How does it help Hillary? This looks like a hit on Hillary by TPTB. But why now?
Posted by: cm9000 at October 29, 2016 12:10 AM (vYaiw)
I'm sorry that happened but I don't run it. I don't even post there. I just lurk sometimes.i Don't blame me. ;^) I have a problem with the almost religious like devotion some have to Trump (Trump compared to Nehemiah in the Bible?!! Come on!!) but they often have some good articles on links to things like "Ten reasons to vote for Trump" (as opposed to reasons not to vote for Hillary) or information I haven't seen elsewhere such as videos of his rallies. His "Gettysburg address" was particularly helpful
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2016 12:10 AM (EnGQE)
This whole FBI thing is starting to sound like we're being set up. Hills is too confident.Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (k8DTS)
I kind of felt the same way before. BUT, there was no reason for Comey to re-open this investigation--in the minds of the LIV's, Hillary had already been cleared. Hillary has been crowing that she was cleared.
There is no way this helps her.
And I don't buy what Rush was selling about this being a distraction from Wikileaks. If something yuuge gets dumped tomorrow or Monday, it will seal her fate.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2016 12:10 AM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 29, 2016 12:10 AM (Ha50C)
What a great day. Indians win game 3. Hillary and Huma crying in each other's arms over this utter shit storm.
Ace is buying a K car to replace his LeCar.
Good stuff all around.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2016 12:10 AM (pUDQf)
It hadn't yet tipped over.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Probably wasn't NGU then.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:11 AM (NBHj5)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2016 12:10 AM (8HGb7)
From your keyboard to God's ears.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 29, 2016 12:11 AM (0mRoj)
were led to believe it's safe to use all kind of things down south for
"freshness."
News flash: it's not.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 28, 2016 11:41 PM (hqqM5)
Carpet Fresh is good if you cannot afford a shower.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2016 12:11 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (zc3Db)
I was very young and not at all discriminating. Boobs are boobs. Are boobs.
Posted by: troyriser at October 29, 2016 12:11 AM (mbhHA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2016 11:58 PM (Z2r3C)
worse than eating peas.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 12:11 AM (CrY8H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:12 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2016 12:11 AM (P/kVC)
Swipe wet-naps from the local BBQ joint.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 29, 2016 12:12 AM (0mRoj)
Poll workers in my voting school usually have 1-3 that I've known for years.
Sundance has also insulted& been an ass to Mark Levin. I read there when I accidentally banned myself by almost posting to old thread last September.
They're a boring bunch.
Posted by: Carol at October 29, 2016 12:12 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Rarity at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (QG9T0)
Tractor Supply, in the wild bird department.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 12:12 AM (CUYn5)
You could have stopped at I'm drunk. I'm gonna open one. Sending one your way.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 12:13 AM (CrY8H)
Posted by: William Kristol at October 29, 2016 12:13 AM (97XyN)
>You know, you could probably make a lot of money if you designed a USB interface to one of those things.
Nah, the money is in getting one in the shower/bathtub.
I read that the dude who invented the hand held shower head / massager has a whole herd of tiny Giraffes.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:13 AM (f735k)
Kim. Dot. Com.
That's your boy
Hillary is demanding the emails to fuck Obama. Because Obama and the FBI stabbed her in the back. She wants to take him down.
She knows the FBI can't release it. She is trying to take OBungle down with her.
Witch is done.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2016 12:13 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 29, 2016 12:14 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2016 11:55 PM (f735k)
isn't that for golf balls?
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 29, 2016 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
Kind of embarrassed to ask, where can I find Ace's Twitter feed?
Posted by: Rarity at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (QG9T0)
Tractor Supply, in the wild bird department.
Ha!
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 29, 2016 12:14 AM (ZJNOy)
This whole FBI thing is starting to sound like we're being set up. Hills is too confident.Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (k8DTS)
Look at your hash. Did you move to Ohio or Michigan?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:14 AM (U7dlb)
Posted by: Rarity at October 28, 2016 10:59 PM (QG9T0)
petco
Posted by: yankkeefifth at October 29, 2016 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
Go to twitter & search for @AceofSpadesHQ. Then check again to only see Ace.
Posted by: Carol at October 29, 2016 12:15 AM (sj3Ax)
A Navy dentist removed my wisdom teeth on Guam.
It hadn't yet tipped over.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Probably wasn't NGU then.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
It was in 1972
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:15 AM (IqV8l)
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That's why I can only take sites like that and Gateway Pundit in small doses, especially since they constantly, CONSTANTLY get things wrong, and the pollyannish bullshit grates my nerves. I support Trump but he's not the second coming of Jesus.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 29, 2016 12:15 AM (6RZuW)
Voted against all of the judges & justices out of principle.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 29, 2016 12:15 AM (n3MnG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 11:21 PM (zc3Db)
I was very young and not at all discriminating. Boobs are boobs. Are boobs.
Posted by: troyriser at October 29, 2016 12:11 AM (mbhHA)
Oh, I remember an issue from the early 70s about Tahiti or some other Pacific island. They weren't the least bit fugly.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 29, 2016 12:15 AM (sdi6R)
They even had doctors on TV recommending it.
Posted by: navybrat at October 29, 2016 12:15 AM (w7KSn)
I would settle for just one miniature giraffe.
Seriously its hilarious those things are sold right out in the open in respectable stores, advertised on TV. Oh, its soothing, for massaging sore muscles. Yeah, just like that "wand" massager your wife bought.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:16 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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It's "fluid".
A moving target, and all that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:16 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 29, 2016 12:17 AM (vYaiw)
This whole FBI thing is starting to sound like we're being set up. Hills is too confident.Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:01 AM (k8DTS)
Look at your hash. Did you move to Ohio or Michigan?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
Or West Virginia
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:17 AM (IqV8l)
could have travelled up to her uterus has never been proven and seems
unlikely.
Yeah. Only spiders do that to sleeping women, especially in the
Carolinas if I'm not mistaken. Short women are particularly susceptible
I'm sure I've read too.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2016 11:56 PM (xIunr)
Specifically, the brown recluse spider.
Do I renounce myself now?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2016 12:17 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:17 AM (f735k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2016 12:17 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: William Kristol at October 29, 2016 12:13 AM (97XyN)
I'll take "Things I Would Like To Hear More Than Anything Else" for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:17 AM (U7dlb)
I had all my wisdom teeth pulled when I was 13, under general anesthesia, because my teeth were horribly crooked and I was getting braces. Removing the wisdom teeth allowed for the braces to shift my teeth into a more normal bite.
Sounds like the 'pulling wisdom teeth is useless' info is worthless.
Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2016 12:18 AM (z1o2c)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 29, 2016 12:18 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 29, 2016 12:18 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: DonnaV(deplorably brandishing
ampersandsand so there at October 28, 2016 11:58 PM
(P8951)
Why punish Reno for Hillary's crimes?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2016 12:18 AM (P/kVC)
But EVERY mainstream media outlet went full red alert on this story. Even though they have few facts, they're reporting this (for the most part) straight down the line, almost as if they had integrity.
But at the same time, it seems odd to drop half a bombshell. For the director of the FBI to make the unusual move of writing a formal letter to Congress about the investigation (what's the precedent on that?), alerting the subjects they they are under investigation again, but then suggesting that no information can be released until the investigation is complete?
If that's the case, why pen a letter to Congress 11 days before the election, if you can't release anything? Just place her under arrest after the election, and let the EC pick President Kaine. Isn't that what every establishment asshole wants? Isn't that the best of every world as far as Washington is concerned?
But instead they might throw this to Trump? Why? I can't figure this out sideways.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:18 AM (S2VsH)
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I don't see how it could possibly do that, it's all part of the same story. A distraction would be screaming headlines that Trump molested little girls while wearing a Donald Duck costume.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 29, 2016 12:19 AM (6RZuW)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 28, 2016 11:59 PM (xInes)
the way it is being described it sounds like a parallel construction discovery. the fbi knew Weiner was a pervert and Huma, in the separate matter, was sharing a device with Weiner. nature being what it is ... anyway the rumor was that there was a second secret server and she may have been emailing herself from the second server.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 12:19 AM (CrY8H)
Do I renounce myself now?
Posted by: Burnt Toast
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If you start for the border now, you might make it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:19 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:19 AM (IqV8l)
BTW, Votermom, if you'd like to ask any questions about Toronto geography or the like mentioned in your young-adult book review, I'll be happy to reply.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:19 AM (xIunr)
There was a police blotter item I remember, Smoking Gun had it up. This was White Trash shore 'nuff. Some "babe" had kicked her shack-up man out. He was staying at a some motel with a buddy. She got an itch and went to that motel room to get it scratched.
She demanded oral sex.Her "ex" was still mad and told her to get bent, but his buddy said hell he'd give it a go. Turned out she had a raging yeast infection, and the police report said the smell made the guy gag and he "declined".
She pulled out a knife and said someone was going to eat her puthy or she was gonna slit some throats. Cops were called and this classic was put to paper in a police report.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 12:19 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:16 AM (39g3+)
I especially like the advertising pictures the show the woman putting the wand on her neck. Yeah, that's where she's going to be putting it, all right.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:20 AM (U7dlb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2016 12:17 AM (EnGQE)
Gentle soul you are.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 12:20 AM (rmJzs)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 29, 2016 12:21 AM (f735k)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:04 AM (f735k)
I think the official Comey excuse hinged on, despite laws being broken, Hills never leaked outside Gov need-to-know circles.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2016 12:21 AM (P/kVC)
Remember the history of obama vs Clinton. They hate each other. Don't let the media fool you.
This is about protecting HIM. She's fucked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2016 12:21 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 29, 2016 12:21 AM (xInes)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 12:19 AM (DW+jj)
Let me guess: Florida.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:21 AM (U7dlb)
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It makes no sense unless he was forced to do so. We're assuming FBI follow Comey lockstep. They don't, and there's a current mutiny going on. Comey needed to get out in front of this fast, otherwise the agents would have gone public with the new details of the case and completely undermined him for the corrupt hack that he is.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 29, 2016 12:22 AM (6RZuW)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2016 11:15 PM (zc3Db)
I believe it is considered grammatically correct to pluralize abbreviations with an apostrophe "s". As in, the troops wore headlamps made with LED's while working at night to clear the area of IED's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 12:22 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:22 AM (f735k)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 29, 2016 12:22 AM (vYaiw)
Death! Death, I say.
Posted by: navybrat at October 29, 2016 12:23 AM (w7KSn)
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hahahhahaha!
The media will be Hillary's A#1 Brownshirts/ Hilter Youth and will be turning in their spouses, children, parents and so on for being disloyal to Queen FAB.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 12:23 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Well, obviously, not my call. I confess that I have a vanity call. Used to belong to a fellow at the Sarnoff Research Center
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:23 AM (k8DTS)
How do you synch it with the movie you are watching?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2016 12:23 AM (P/kVC)
My dentist recommended having all four removed because with the lower ones gone, the upper ones would have kept growing and interfered with my bite. It seemed like a waste of two perfectly good teeth.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 29, 2016 12:23 AM (sdi6R)
Vaginas are self-cleaning,
You mean, like an Oven?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
You have to turn it all the way up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
I'd love to read it. Anyone know how to dig it up from the archives?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 12:24 AM (DW+jj)
They are vile and they are ruthless.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:24 AM (f735k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:19 AM (IqV8l)
Heh. I just noticed my hash. I think I'm in Belarus or maybe Kyrgyzstan
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:24 AM (U7dlb)
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hahahahaha.
Pretty sure sociopaths have no sense of guilt.
/I might have reached my hahahahaha limit for the night.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 12:24 AM (hqqM5)
No, I think they usually crawl up something else.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:24 AM (xIunr)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 29, 2016 12:24 AM (xInes)
Yep.
Get out your Oiuja Board and ask Buzzion to find it.
He's like part of the Matrix and shit when it comes to AoSHQ data searching.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:25 AM (f735k)
Timing is everything.
Posted by: Firewire designer at October 29, 2016 12:26 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:24 AM (f735k)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 29, 2016 12:26 AM (sdi6R)
One can only hope-but the adage "Be careful who you step on on your way up the ladder" etc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2016 12:26 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 29, 2016 12:26 AM (kP16F)
I guess that's why they call it a Police Blotter.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:26 AM (xIunr)
I've put Patriot on in my car instead of listening to Limbaugh gush for 2.5 hours about Trump! If he's really conservative he'd give equal time to all that made it out of kiddie table debate & main stage.
I sent several emails correcting him.
Posted by: Carol at October 29, 2016 12:26 AM (sj3Ax)
Good. Whew. I'm 38. Still have all mine.
I was beginning to freak out a little bit after reading all the horror stories above.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 29, 2016 12:27 AM (21hN3)
I get that. But why not fuck her (metaphorically) after the election she's "sure to win", when they can still stick a Democrat in through the EC after she's in cuffs? Taking her down now aides Trump.
Also, if they want President Kaine they need to put the bullet in her quick, so he can get out in front of lots of cameras for 10 days looking Presidential. They can't take this down to the line, yet there was no coup de grace today. If Obama is behind this, that needs to come soon, or he's getting himself a Trump Presidency.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:27 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:27 AM (xIunr)
I think she would expect Huma to volunteer to throw herself under the bus.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:28 AM (U7dlb)
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I still have 3 of my wisdom teeth, but just recently I had either a cankersore or infection behind my left bottom wisdom tooth that caused my inner cheeks to swell, every time I bit down, I bit down on my cheek. Ow. The dentist gave me a medicinal mouthwash but said I should have that tooth pulled. I'm much better now and the swelling went away, but there's still a little bit of a flap over my tooth, but I rarely have an issue now when biting down. I'm hoping it still tightens up in time as it seems excessive to RIP another tooth out just because.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 29, 2016 12:28 AM (6RZuW)
Heh. I just noticed my hash. I think I'm in Belarus or maybe Kyrgyzstan
Posted by: OregonMuse
One of those darned Putin lovers!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:29 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Carol at October 29, 2016 12:29 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 29, 2016 12:30 AM (6RZuW)
Anyway, some woman got charged with practicing medicine without a license for having women with chronic yeast problems come over and she'd show them how to put yogurt up their cooters.
This was something that's been known for years. I think it was in California. Anyway, it was an example of the MD cartel going a little overboard.
Someone doing amateur surgery. OK, I'm onboard for a charge. Someone doing simple "home remedies", not so much.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 12:30 AM (DW+jj)
I think that's why they put yogurt in those mylar tubes.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:31 AM (f735k)
Posted by: @votermom
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Those who have ever been involved in a liability suit will tell you, it is possible to hire an 'expert' who will say anything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2016 11:54 PM (k8DTS)
Remember the movie "Erin Brokovich" about the woman who helped win a lawsuit against a power company because the power company was causing people in this town to get cancer? Based on a "true" story? Well, years later a study was done that showed that that town didn't have a higher incidence of cancer than anywhere else.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2016 12:32 AM (+lVUW)
full anesthetic, one moment I was sitting in the chair looking at the bustle around me, and the next I was stuffing my wallet and keys I'd given my ride back into my pockets and falling backwards into the waiting wheel chair.
I've had nights out with better results.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2016 12:32 AM (wxBiU)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 29, 2016 12:32 AM (xInes)
Lord have mercy
Christ have mercy
Lord have mercy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2016 12:34 AM (EnGQE)
"You tike your fresh-sloiced fill-it, and you put it on the qua-saw." Ugh! I know you're good at what you do and all that, but seriously, just stop talking, man.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 12:35 AM (0OG8D)
Beside the usual cluster-picking these phoney suits usually trade in, I recall that the movie made it seem like she didn't make any money out of it when, in fact, she made quite a bit and IIRC got a permanent seat in the sleazy law firm.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:35 AM (xIunr)
Interface for a fleshlight. Sync it up it with the movie. Wireless LAN interface. POV style educational videos would be the best to sync up.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 12:35 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:36 AM (f735k)
Tha ambulance-chaser ads for this are all over TV. It's fucking ridiculous.
These juries really ought to be held accountable, somehow.
Well, first off, what we need to ignore the howling of the lawyers and institute a "loser pays" system for our civil suits, like just about every other country has.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 29, 2016 12:36 AM (U7dlb)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 29, 2016 12:37 AM (GzDYP)
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Yeah, I thought about this.
However... there is more than one candidate on the ballot.
There is no law that says there must be a Democratic candidate.
In fact, there are elections where politicians run unopposed.
There's also elections where both candidates are from the same party.
So I don't think that's a valid argument.
/not that O won't make it.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 12:37 AM (hqqM5)
That would be a triggering event.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 12:37 AM (IcT7t)
Fair enough, but it doesn't change the fact that PGE was dumping all sorts of hazardous crap they absolutely weren't supposed to be dumping, and got caught red handed. I don't know if the people of that town deserved any money, but PGE deserved to pay for it. They are one of the worst polluters in the state, but since they are a utility, they are one step removed from being a "public" institution, like transit agencies. So they do this shit like our government does. Because they don't care.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:37 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:38 AM (f735k)
A mutiny among FBI rank and file is plausible, or a threatened mutiny if a new development (discovery of relevant and explosive material during Schlong-gate investigation) really occurred.
After July, lots of anger and simmering resentment and discomfort for Comey's (still) disgraceful, disastrous, and indefensible act of lawlessness. But this sort of thing might well have been a burning torch poised to drop into the gasoline, Comey either did something or he would be truly slaughtered by people leaking the facts and the import thereof, confirming that he was the weak corrupt lawless lilliputian we saw in July.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 12:39 AM (QDnY+)
Oh, its not going in that end, Mr Lightbody. Yogurt forever has been a miracle food people have claimed all sorts of crazy stuff about. Its amazingly good food but its not magic.
I recall Junk Science had (or linked) an article ripping the crap out of Erin Brokovich too.
Turned out her entire lawsuit and the scare at Love Canal was... bull hockey. But she made her name and a mint of money out of it. And the film tried to make her seem like a crusading everywoman, just a girl concerned about her neighbors, and a hero.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:39 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:39 AM (IqV8l)
Rush stuck his neck out when it would have been easier to just support Jeb or Rubio--two Florida guys he's close to.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2016 12:39 AM (8HGb7)
Posted by: James at October 29, 2016 12:39 AM (jxw6R)
- She hit a cop car
- While driving topless
- And taking selfies to send to her boyfriend
- While DUI
- With an open container in the vehicle
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2016 12:39 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2016 12:40 AM (f735k)
short of Obola declaring martial law, it's on like Donkey Kong.
(and, IMHO, going there would be a bridge too far)z
to mix-master the the metaphors, of course...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2016 12:40 AM (KWUK6)
Posted by: Agent Clarice Starling at October 29, 2016 12:43 AM (CesFO)
Comey's (still) disgraceful, disastrous, and indefensible act of
lawlessness.
But the problems with it only manifest now. Why?
Posted by: cm9000 at October 29, 2016 12:43 AM (vYaiw)
Not gonna happen.
And if it does - well we're in completely uncharted territory, but I don't see any reason to think that the existing institutions (as degraded as they are), or the electorate (as degraded as it is) will stand for it. That is, trying to delay the election will not only be met with institutional mutiny, but electoral oblivion for the side that tries it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 12:43 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: hilarious at October 29, 2016 12:43 AM (lCx68)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2016 12:43 AM (EnGQE)
"You tike your fresh-sloiced fill-it, and you put it on the qua-saw." Ugh! I know you're good at what you do and all that, but seriously, just stop talking, man.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
Modern Brit speak is hampered by the facts that English is a bastard language, and a shit load of them want to be loved by the betters on the Continent but are hampered by the fact that the only correct pronunciation of a loan word is in your own native phonetics.
'Sides any UK chef worth his sal studies in Fwance for good reason.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 12:44 AM (Z2r3C)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 29, 2016 12:44 AM (kP16F)
It competes with the yeast, and even does yeast killing things. It's part of the balance of the cooter's microbiome. There's some other things that contain the bacteria. Some kind of vinegar, I think, which has also been used as a remedy for yeast infections.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 12:45 AM (DW+jj)
Comey was briefed on its discovery. I'm guessing he doesn't need to be "briefed" about the widespread fury and angst over his July performance.
Either explicit threat or reasonable deduction by Comey - better do *something* with/about this new hot find, or risk having underlings leak the whole thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 12:45 AM (QDnY+)
I get all that. But still I ask... why today? Comey's disgrace was 3 months ago. There's only 11 days left of this thing. Why would the mutiny boil over today?
Damn it feels weird. It feels like there's something so much worse that they found (Hillary actually SELLING secrets to our enemies, or something equally criminal and shocking), and they're going to get her to step down over it, without jailing her for life. But since they can't look like they let her skate AGAIN (they wouldn't mutiny if their integrity were not at stake), she must step down for some other reason.
Will we be getting a revealing, one-on-one interview with Diane Sawyer about why Hillary is stepping down for "previously undisclosed health reasons"? Am I getting way too excited?
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:46 AM (S2VsH)
The tailbone I broke in January 2013 won't let me sleep in a bed.
I've stayed in my home for 4 days w/o going out, killed stomach adding Aleve too.
I must fix neck & iPad used to be okay, now it is not.
Good Night!
Posted by: Carol at October 29, 2016 12:46 AM (sj3Ax)
Yeah, that's why they all use twee words like "Amuse bouche" and "aoli" because its all Frenchified.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:47 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: torquewrench at October 29, 2016 12:48 AM (noWW6)
My guess is there are smoking gun emails where Hillary is telling Huma to take classified markings off of documents and take things from Classified to Unclass systems...
ie.... destroys Comeys rationale for NOT Prosecuting in the first place.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 29, 2016 12:49 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 29, 2016 12:49 AM (vYaiw)
Is that what they're calling it now in TX?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:49 AM (xIunr)
And in the distance, one of the phased-array radar stations for the old Soviet ABM system. Driver said we could go visit - he claimed the few Russian troops garrisoned there would be happy to let me poke around for a few packs of Marlboros - but decided against it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 12:49 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2016 12:39 AM (8HGb7)
You would think, but of late he's been applauding crazy like a fox Trump. Trump is a wrecking ball.
He's bringing p*ssy back!
Posted by: fly gal at October 29, 2016 12:50 AM (u3Q5G)
Posted by: marinemom at October 29, 2016 12:50 AM (ep6ak)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 29, 2016 12:51 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The one I find grating* is umami.
Just because one Japanese food scientist could be bothered to look up the word 'savory' we now have to pretend e'rryone's fluent in the exotic mysteries of nihongo.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 12:51 AM (Z2r3C)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2016 12:51 AM (8HGb7)
Technically isn't that a... 'pentafecta'?
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 29, 2016 12:52 AM (cPdbv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 12:09 AM (NBHj5)
But Rae Dawn Chong had her some nice boobehs. Worthy of study, even.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 12:53 AM (CUYn5)
The new material may have only been discovered recently. Takes more than a minute or two to decide it's significant, and material to the other investigation.
Not saying that's the case, but the known timeline is consistent with that, and it's very plausible.
And Don Q., there has already been at least one document with similar content - instructions to remove classification markings/headers and send unclass - that was discussed months ago. Why *that* was not a smoking gun I never understood.
And of course intent is not an element of the crime in this case. Which is why Comey's July decision/explanation were lawless, outrageous, and indefensible. I'm wondering whether they were also, in themselves, criminal acts under some malfeasance category.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 12:54 AM (QDnY+)
My God she must be fucking livid. Lol.
For God's sake people pick up anything that weighs more than a pound and keep it out of Hillary's hands!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2016 12:54 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2016 12:54 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:54 AM (xIunr)
"FBI is investigating the Brad/Angelina thing because she t happened at on a plane, so they have jurisdiction."
Hillary flys on planes too.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 29, 2016 12:54 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 29, 2016 12:54 AM (6FqZa)
Fair enough, but it doesn't change the fact that PGE was dumping all sorts of hazardous crap they absolutely weren't supposed to be dumping, and got caught red handed. I don't know if the people of that town deserved any money, but PGE deserved to pay for it. They are one of the worst polluters in the state, but since they are a utility, they are one step removed from being a "public" institution, like transit agencies. So they do this shit like our government does. Because they don't care.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:37 AM (S2VsH)
If that company was involved in illegal dumping, then there could have been a criminal response.
There are some cable channels that have constant lawyer ads. It is non-stop. It is ad, after ad, after ad, all night long for lawsuits against every medical device or drug imaginable.
I'm not saying that there shouldn't be some lawsuits against some corporations, but this shit, with the horrendous payoffs is ridiculous. There needs to be tort reform, so that there are reasonable limits. 70 million dollars to one person is outrageous. And how much of that went to the lawyers? Democrats oppose tort reform because they hate businesses in general, and most lawsuit lawyers are democrats.
Then there are the endless ads encouraging people to go on disability. One ad in Michigan a while ago actually used the line, "Get on the disability express."
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2016 12:54 AM (+lVUW)
That's Annet Mahendru who played the character Nina on "The Americans" on FX. And yes, yummy.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 29, 2016 12:55 AM (cPdbv)
If that's all it is, I fear it's not enough. More than 55% of this country doesn't give a wet fart about classified emails on a home server. Unless there is an email in which Hillary Clinton typed the words "Fuck the law, do what I say because I'm Hillary, Goddammit!!", the public is just never going to understand why this is important.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:55 AM (S2VsH)
Particularly since there's not any real evidence any such thing exists, its just trendy right now and chefs are super trendy. Its pathetic, they're like sheep herding around, all following the same patterns. Every single chef in the world was plating square plates with squiggles of sauce and teeny piles of leaves and crap in the center until suddenly it was all microgreens (sprouts) and on and on it goes.
There are some really radical, creative chefs out there, scary brilliant guys doing amazing stuff, but not many.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 12:55 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:56 AM (xIunr)
I'm sorry I had renewed Rush 24-7 for two years
Posted by: Carol at October 29, 2016 12:57 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: James at October 29, 2016 12:57 AM (jxw6R)
Either way, there'd be consistency in the way he talks about food, his area of expertise. But he over-pronounces one very common kitchen word, while under-pronouncing another... it's really annoying to hear it.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 12:58 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: andycanuck
Ouch. That was bad even by standards AoSHQ.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 12:58 AM (Z2r3C)
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:59 AM (S2VsH)
He's just British, they're all like that. They're torn between trying to pronounce things properly, and being raised British where they say things however the hell they like because they controlled 1/3rd of the earth's surface at one point.
Because he went to French culinary schools he'll do the French stuff accurately but everything else is English schoolboy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 01:00 AM (39g3+)
than 55% of this country doesn't give a wet fart about classified emails
on a home server. Unless there is an email in which Hillary Clinton
typed the words "Fuck the law, do what I say because I'm Hillary,
Goddammit!!", the public is just never going to understand why this is
important.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:55 AM (S2VI would have agreed with you up until this afternoon. The 55% you speak of will start to care now, and do you want to know why? "They" want them to know about it now. There's a reason why after months of virtually ignoring it, the media--including all the 7:00 new shows---led with this story tonight.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2016 01:00 AM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 29, 2016 01:01 AM (Ha50C)
Think about that. Billboards on interstate highways in urbanized areas, warning people against disability fraud. THAT is how huge this problem is.
I believe guesstimates of fraud in CA's disability system are at significant % of the entire state budget, which is of course enormous.
Friend who really is disabled from back/neck injuries while with a courier company used to recount how angry he was with every part of the disability system - for constantly pushing unwanted stuff at him.
He's fairly soft-headed about public sector issues but was livid and had detailed stories about the enormous waste and obvious log-rolling (all this from the provider/contractor side). Add this to the massive fraud from the beneficiary side.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 01:01 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:02 AM (0OG8D)
She's not stepping down. She's gotten away with so much for so long that she thinks this will blow over as well.
Arrogance, and a little Weiner, will be her undoing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 01:02 AM (IcT7t)
Triggering event indeed. I don't really think It would happen though. Chaos an Revolution that ends badly for the "Powers that Be", are the result of tryin that shit.....an I think the "Long Game" voices would win the day.
I sure hope and pray that they would. The Country may be fucked up some, but the pain an suffering doled out during an upheaval would be catastrophic.
I reckon self preservation will prevail.....but I'm ready if I'm wrong.
Evenin Y'all.....The H of Pleny is engaged this evenin....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 29, 2016 01:03 AM (5tNd8)
- She hit a cop car
- While driving topless
- And taking selfies to send to her boyfriend
- While DUI
- With an open container in the vehicle
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2016 12:39 AM (JO9+V)
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If this had happened with my 20 y/o daughter today, she would see me no earlier than Monday afternoon. And the cost of defense would be on her. Bail would be a loan to be repaid within 30 days, no matter what.
Posted by: Flyboy at October 29, 2016 01:03 AM (xyid2)
That's Annet Mahendru who played the character Nina on "The Americans" on FX. And yes, yummy.
Posted by: moronhorde minion
She's a Indian/Russian mix. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3393732/?ref_=nmbio_bio_nm
She's an exotic hottie!
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2016 01:03 AM (NGd+i)
691 Rush has been on Trump Train since his announcement, supposedly because trump beat of MSM.
I'm sorry I had renewed Rush 24-7 for two years
Posted by: Carol at October 29, 2016 12:57 AM (sj3Ax)
Disagree. Maybe you felt that way because you didn't like Trump. I felt that Rush was talking about Trump because the media wouldn't stop talking and it was what the callers were bringing up. I thought he was as supportive of Trump as he was of Cruz.
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2016 01:03 AM (bMG0w)
Lord have mercy
Christ have mercy
Lord have mercy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2016 12:34 AM (EnGQE)
There is no precedent for suspending or delaying elections, is there? Wouldn't that amount to a coup d'etat?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 01:03 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And, she invented the missionary position!
Posted by: Quest for Fire at October 29, 2016 01:04 AM (eMnol)
The media just can't help themselves on this one. They were going to blurb it and move on somewhere in the middle of the newscast but... Wiener sprang up. Its just too juicy, too salacious, too hot to ignore. The connection between sexting douchebag Tony and the emails, it was just too much for them to pass up.
And because of this connection, its reaching all over the place, people who've never even heard about it before are getting the news. Hillary won't ever pay a price for it legally, I predict, but its deeply damaging her electoral chances. Even pollsters are putting Trump on top, now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 01:05 AM (39g3+)
I hope you're right, even if that means I'm completely wrong. But we'd be in totally uncharted territory for the US.
And there's more than a few people on multiple "sides" that would see it as an opportunity.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 01:06 AM (IcT7t)
He knew what the Clintons would do. He liked Ted.
A listener called and asked why don't you support Ted more often like you did today. He responded, the the effect, Ted asserted himself today and when he does that I'm 100% behind him.
I was for Cruz.
Donald Trump is the only candidate that ever had or has a chance to beat the Clintons-State-Media-Soros-Communist-Cartel. I'm beginning to feel that we are blessed. We should take advantage of this blessing.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 01:06 AM (rmJzs)
I put nothing past President Phone and Pen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2016 01:06 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: James at October 29, 2016 01:07 AM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 29, 2016 01:07 AM (6QtJv)
No precedent has been no problem for President Phone and Pen so far. He can raid the treasury to pay off insurers, delay and suspend parts of laws enacted by Congress, backdoor amnesty millions of illegals, and never a whiff of impeachment.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 01:08 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Not in the US; every 4 years since G Washington's last election.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 01:08 AM (Z2r3C)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z3mgqnf (sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 01:09 AM (IcT7t)
It's nice to dream, right?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2016 01:09 AM (4ErVI)
Another word most normal people mispronounce is Foyer.
The correct pronunciation Is "fwayay" bite me!
Posted by: Willy J. at October 29, 2016 01:09 AM (Ha50C)
Why - after the final and complete transformation of the press into the PR arm of one side/party/candidate etc., did they even bother making much of today's news?
They have essentially "spiked" every news story of significance for years, getting more blatant at every step - whether it be a scandalous crime issue, or just policy news (O-care disasters, etc.).
They have been breath-takingly brazen in the last 2 months, completely ignoring the wikileaks email bombshells and Veritas videos (many of which would have ended careers/campaigns just 10-15 years ago).
So why not hang with the embargo today? If I were an MSM editor/producer, I would have given this stuff barely a mention today. One line on Comey's letter, then a sound-bite of Pelosi's stupid statement. Poof, done. Even if they expect it to blossom/blow up, even by Monday, they pay no price. They never do.
And you can trot out all the survey results you want showing low esteem for the Fourth Estate. I will counter by showing you tens of millions of voters whose ignorance, whose false framework of understanding, both perfectly reflects the MSM impact and fully guides their voting. Minimum - 40%, more likely up towards 50%.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 01:10 AM (QDnY+)
- With an open container in the vehicle
Is that what they're calling it now in TX?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2016 12:49 AM (xIunr)
Calling it what? Not getting the (hopefully) joke.
She was guzzling wine I think I heard, 'Cause that's classier than beer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2016 01:10 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Something that no one has ever said about Hillary at October 29, 2016 01:10 AM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 01:11 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Think talcum powder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 01:12 AM (HwVbl)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 01:12 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And, she invented the missionary position!
Posted by: Quest for Fire at October 29, 2016 01:04 AM (eMnol)
The campfire scene still cracks me up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2016 01:12 AM (JO9+V)
That's one thing we may not ever be allowed to know. Did Hitlery deliberately piss someone off? Make a joke at the wrong person's expense? Lose bladder control in ValJar's office?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 01:12 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Something that no one has ever said about Hillary at October 29, 2016 01:10 AM (HwVbl)
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According to 1/3 of my FB feed, you are right. When pressed on her actual accomplishments, hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Flyboy at October 29, 2016 01:13 AM (xyid2)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2016 01:15 AM (1ZXmV)
It's nice to dream, right?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2016 01:09 AM (4ErVI)
I take it for granted that Huma's a mole for some muzzie outfit, be it the Saudi royals or the MoBros, or maybe even Iran.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 01:16 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 01:10 AM (QDnY+)
He "paraded" the letter around congress today ensuring that every grandstanding politician available would hit the media with it. He insured it to be page one.
Whether it was rock and a hard place or CYA this exposure had to be done; therefore, it's a blockbuster.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 01:21 AM (rmJzs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Suspending - absolutely not. Delaying ... there really isn't anything in the Constitution about people voting to elect the President, since it is only the states that choose slates of electors to vote for the President.
However, for anyone who forgets what Barky thinks about the Constitution and procedures for the transfer of power ... in 2008, right after Barky won the election he and his team actually proposed, in November, that Bush should just step down in December and let Barky just take over. That is so insane and so criminal that it defies the imagination, really. But Barky and his team actually floated that as a serious proposal.
Of course, then at the end of January when Barky actually took over he couldn't do anything right. Things were so ridiculous that the joke going around was that the difference between Barky and Jesus was that Jesus could build a cabinet.
Anyway, barky has shown that he doesn't give a shit for any law - not a one - and has no compunction about doing whatever idiotic, un-American idea pops into his pea-brain. And since the Vichy GOP would never stop him from doing anything, all bets are off the table, really.
The real issue isn't the election. It's that the Fed will pull the rip cord right after and in the ensuing chaos (and it will be total chaos) Barky will make an attempt to grab permanent power.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:21 AM (zc3Db)
And even engaging in homosexuality, she'd still be advancing the jihad, so there'd still be a place in the Muslim Paradise for her.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:21 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2016 01:15 AM (1ZXmV)
Had mine taken out as a teenager. No big deal. They were going to grow in crooked, and therefore useless for their intended function.
It's a crap shoot. Which is why generalizations are always wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 01:22 AM (CUYn5)
Ten days before the election this just doesn't happen without moving parts behind the scenes.
Posted by: cm9000 at October 29, 2016 01:22 AM (vYaiw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 01:23 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2016 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
Heh. I think it will only only cause closer bonding with Huma. That man did her wrong, etc.
Posted by: fly gal at October 29, 2016 01:23 AM (u3Q5G)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 29, 2016 01:25 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:25 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Donald Trump, The Madman Jedi Master at October 29, 2016 01:25 AM (c04Om)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:21 AM (zc3Db)
__________________________
That would be a triggering event.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 01:25 AM (rmJzs)
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Last weekend I was lectured by a Brit for mispronouncing filet. I went for the fill lay, while he says it fill it. Which he pointed out is the correct English pronunciation, and if we supposedly speak English, why are we using the French way? Things got a bit heated, since he's kind of angry that the USA has bastardized the language of his nation. Even argued that it's two different languages, which I kind of destroyed immediately.
In some sort of weird opposite world twist, I actually managed to completely talk my way out of that, and even got a smiling Thank You at the end of it.
I was en fuego. Which really helped, since the discussion was with the new president of the firm that owns the company I work for. He's the president and I'm lowly freelancer and now we're friends.
/"Shakespeare" "we have no language without your language," "we have no literary history without the contributions of your nation" "your writers are taught in our schools"
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 01:25 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 01:23 AM (39g3+)
I agree with this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:26 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: cm9000 at October 29, 2016 12:17 AM (vYaiw)
I would guess yes and they have some other plan in the background.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 01:28 AM (CrY8H)
I'm definitely enjoying this situation IRL, though. And I don't think any of this would've happened without Trump beating that drum (and looking like he'll win by their internal polls).
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:29 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:21 AM
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Yeah, I tend to think that too.
Then I remember when Obama was running, and every nut job libtard I know was 110% convinced Bush was going to stop the elections and crown himself king for life
Bush didn't have the MSM in his pocket like O does, so he has a better chance at successs.
However... King O did not manage to get rid of all those guns. In households all across America. That is a problem.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 01:29 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Homey Comey at October 29, 2016 01:30 AM (IqV8l)
Ten days before the election this just doesn't happen without moving parts behind the scenes.
Posted by: cm9000 at October 29, 2016 01:22 AM (vYaiw
This movement made the Clinton Crime Syndicate expendable.
It also tied Hillary to a investigation into a pedophile.
I'm not saying it's like walking on water and turning water into wine, but they are miraculous just the same.
Posted by: Donald Trump, The Madman Jedi Master at October 29, 2016 01:31 AM (c04Om)
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Last weekend I was lectured by a Brit for mispronouncing filet. I went for the fill lay, while he says it fill it. Which he pointed out is the correct English pronunciation, and if we supposedly speak English, why are we using the French way? Things got a bit heated, since he's kind of angry that the USA has bastardized the language of his nation. Even argued that it's two different languages, which I kind of destroyed immediately.
In some sort of weird opposite world twist, I actually managed to completely talk my way out of that, and even got a smiling Thank You at the end of it.
I was en fuego. Which really helped, since the discussion was with the new president of the firm that owns the company I work for. He's the president and I'm lowly freelancer and now we're friends.
/"Shakespeare" "we have no language without your language," "we have no literary history without the contributions of your nation" "your writers are taught in our schools"
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 01:25 AM (hqqM5)
Maybe they would like "The History of English in 10 Minutes"
https://youtu.be/H3ZJuCbklqg
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2016 01:31 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:32 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 29, 2016 01:32 AM (1aDmL)
"FBI is investigating the Brad/Angelina thing because she t happened at on a plane, so they have jurisdiction."
Hillary flys on planes too
Damn spell check and I should have been clearer. The domestic dispute where Brad supposedly abused one of the kids happened on a plane so FBI has jurisdiction.
Posted by: marinemom at October 29, 2016 01:33 AM (ep6ak)
And spiking this story would only be more outrageous than the embargo they've had on reality for years now, and esp. in the last two months - a difference of degree, not kind. Like I said, brief blurb, Pelosi statement - done. And barring any further developments/leaks, they'd get away with that. Easily.
But I don't know the "why" to either question, and neither does anyone else (well, here, anyway).
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 01:33 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 01:33 AM (39g3+)
Either way this makes shit get even more real times 100. There's absolutely no way Trump supporters are going to tolerate a Hillary presidency after this car bomb.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2016 01:34 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 29, 2016 01:34 AM (GzDYP)
Ha! Hillary goes Let It Burn.
She burns down DC in one last vindictive burst of energy. 'twould be glorious. Ah, it's like grand opera except that all the players are nasty little shits....
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 29, 2016 01:37 AM (P8951)
How would a British chef pronounce filet mignon, if he pronounces filet "fill-it"?
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:37 AM (0OG8D)
It was dirty and underhanded. Comey knew exactly what he was doing and was probably urged and promised no retaliation by the Speaker, and the rest of the GOP SS
/mean, mean Comey harassing poor innocent Hillary. MSM will spin that there is NOTHING in the emails, and this is meaningless. Queen FAB is innocent, no matter what.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 01:37 AM (hqqM5)
Posted by: shibumi
Problem is he's right.
The only correct pronunciation of a loan word is in your native phonetics.
The bland, dry reasoning for this is that no one, not you, not any teachers you've been taught by knows the phonetics of every language on earth.
Pop quiz; what's the capital of China?
Wrong, wrong, and wrong. You don't know and even if you study up, China is not pronounced 'China'.
Further, what's the captial of the US in Chinese? Of course you don't know. How would you say 'Washington D.C.' to a Chinese acquaintance who speak English?
Would you try to say 'Washington D.C.' in Chinese phonetics? No, you wouldn't.
And so it goes for every word in any language. You don't know all of them and there's no need to pretend you do.
The only order or sense one can make of the pronunciation loan words is to simply rely on the language in which you are speaking to your audience.
/lecture
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 01:38 AM (Z2r3C)
Though I remain of the view that it's always been close and as somebody else here has written many times, most likely scenarios are narrow conventional Dem victory, or modest Trump landslide. Just depends if it's still the sad country of 2012, or something different, as it certainly feels and smells.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 01:38 AM (QDnY+)
B.B.,
Agreed.
But consider this, numbers (polls, percentages, internallly projected outcome models, etc, etc.) are an intergal part of the "multiples" decision trees....its how they were taught to think.
I really think self preservation and some form of logic would win out. In the end theres just way too many of "us" and not enough "them".
But, I'm ready if I'm wrong. I pray I'm not. I really enjoy directv an satelite internet, not mention dependable electricity. Heh....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 29, 2016 01:39 AM (5tNd8)
Shibumi, I could have sworn Mark Twain called English, "a close corporation, and the Americans hold the majority of the shares"
But I can't find it anywhere quoted
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2016 01:39 AM (wxBiU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2016 01:33 AM (39g3+)
Yeah. I thought Hillary's 9/11 swan dive would do her in. She gets though the first debate without looking half dead or hacking up a lung and suddenly the health issue doesn't matter anymore.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 29, 2016 01:40 AM (P8951)
Except they had a chance to downplay this today. Instead, they covered it breathlessly, like a wildfire consuming mansions in Bel-Air, or a 30 car pile-up.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 01:40 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:41 AM (0OG8D)
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Oh, I know he was right, and that we have made a mess of the English language.
But the modern world belongs to America, so in many cases, the American version of any random word is more likely to be accepted in places that aren't part of the British empire. The sun has set on their world, and they don't like it. And rightly so.
/I should have noted that he was a cunning linguist, but we only met a few hours before and that would have been... presumptive.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 01:42 AM (hqqM5)
(love your imagery with Bel Air mansion fires, etc., BTW!)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 01:42 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 01:42 AM (rmJzs)
James D. Nicoll (1990-05-15). "The King's English
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2016 01:43 AM (bMG0w)
That's one idiot among many in the comments section of the WaPo.
The case would not have been reopened if there was nothing there and even the msm know that.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 29, 2016 01:43 AM (P8951)
When the other cylinder does kick in, it revs up, of course, but also makes a loud buzzing or rapping sound, as if there is an exhaust leak, or some part loose in the exhaust pipe on the left side. It has dual pipes all the way back, with little glass-pack mufflers. And it has a factory tach, cable-driven off the distributor, too. And it works!
Next step: install new spark plugs, and splice broken line to oil pressure gauge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 01:43 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 01:38 AM (Z2r3C)
Not always. Sometimes, when the original pronunciation is too difficult for native speakers, it's changed, but there are tons of foreign words taken into English that retain some good part of their original non-English pronunciation.
Now, any rolled "r"s will have to disappear, because English speakers don't roll "r"s and generally can't, even if they wanted to. But pronunciations that are not a chore for an English speaker are often retained, along with the funky foreign spelling - which is why written English has so many exceptions in it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:43 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:43 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2016 01:44 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 29, 2016 01:45 AM (4wbdw)
The coverage was cautious when it came to "what does this mean for Hillary". That's when the spin kicked in. But the lead-up (especially the Weiner angle), was pure "we smell blood in the water".
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 01:45 AM (S2VsH)
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my theory: they are hedging their bets.
they are seeing trump could win, which they don't like.
but they have to acknowledge that.
and they have to acknowledge this.
why?
if it becomes a big deal everywhere else, including internationally, and they continue to ignore it, the MSM will lose that 2% credibility they have left.
the eight viewers they have will leave.
no vieweres= no advertisers
no advertisers= no $$$$ raise for Megan K.
and we certainly cannot have that.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 29, 2016 01:47 AM (hqqM5)
Well, things have changed. This unit, MIGMaster 300i and the torch for it, known as MT-200c is getting old, so they claim. Nobody had the tips or nozzle for it. So they ordered it for me.
Now, and I should have known this, but more importantly they should've known, they made tons of different versions of these parts. The nozzles came in several sizes. So, the one they ordered was the 3/8" not the 1/2". The 3/8" fits, but it's 3/8th, not 1/2".
The contact tips come in long, medium, and short. Also, and the nozzles too, standard duty, heavy duty, and extra heavy duty. Some standard duty are interchangeable with heavy duty, some not. And EHD is whole different ball game.
After downloading the manual for the torch, which I manged to find after some searching, I finally had the part numbers at hand. Mine is the heavy duty 1/2" nozzle, with the standard duty tip adapter, which thus uses standard duty contact tips.
And I found an online place that claimed to have them ready to ship. So I ordered. The nozzles weren't in stock, they just emailed to say a few hours ago. 15 day wait.
I think they all want to sell you a brand new machine every so often.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 01:47 AM (DW+jj)
Peking.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:43 AM (zc3Db)
Billions, and billions, when counted in yuan.
Posted by: zombie Carl Sagan at October 29, 2016 01:48 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 01:49 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 01:38 AM (Z2r3C)
In my above response to you I might be confusing phonetics and style. Of course you are correct that native speakers can generally only use their native phonetics (as they can't even pronounce most others) and so any loan word would be using the phonetics available ... but it was really the style of pronunciation we were talking about. "Foyer" has no phonetics that are outside of the reach of an American but it's the style of pronouncing it that was at issue. It is "foy-yay" in English. A non-English style of word that still utilizes our native phonemes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 01:49 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:49 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 01:49 AM (rmJzs)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 01:49 AM (DW+jj)
Words are simply agreed upon products of someones imagination.
Ex., Someone said lets call that object we all can see/touch/observe/etc.....a tree, and the other people agreed.....and thats why a tree is a tree is a tree.
Existential aside over....
Have a good H of Plenty.....y'all take take.
Till next time.....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 29, 2016 01:50 AM (5tNd8)
Good excuse to buy a lathe and a milling machine to go with the welder.
Fabricate those fuckers when you need them.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 29, 2016 01:50 AM (4wbdw)
Seems odd, given their behavior in this campaign, but I'll take it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 01:52 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 29, 2016 01:53 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 29, 2016 01:53 AM (5tNd8)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:54 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Charles Boyer at October 29, 2016 01:55 AM (rmJzs)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:56 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Charles Boyer at October 29, 2016 01:55 AM (rmJzs)
The Hell you say!
Posted by: Bill Moyers at October 29, 2016 01:56 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2016 01:57 AM (2RVmA)
"China", so we still have room for improvement when it comes to some
foreign names.
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wogs are wogs...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2016 01:57 AM (KWUK6)
Now Hillary is comprised by a pedophile on one side and the Muslim Brotherhood on the other. Linked by one degree to a pedophile investigation and top secret emails on the same servers and machines.
I meant what I said in the second debate about special prosecutors and she'd be in jail. I meant no more Muslims in USA
And yet people still doubt this movement.
Posted by: Donald Trump, The Madman Jedi Master at October 29, 2016 01:57 AM (c04Om)
Well, this is interesting... on NBC4 News here in LA County, the homeless woman at the Trump star, who was beaten? It's their lead story.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 01:58 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 01:59 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:00 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2016 02:00 AM (1ZXmV)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 02:00 AM (rmJzs)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 01:56 AM (0OG8D)
Those aren't pronunciations. They are actual different words. "Japan" and "China" are english-language names for two foreign countries. And French does the same thing: "Japon" and "Chine". And we speak of "Germany" and its inhabitants perversely refer to it as "Deutschland".
Posted by: Bill Moyers at October 29, 2016 02:00 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 01:49 AM (DW+jj
That equals one quadtrillion pairs of used panties from vending machines.
Posted by: Donald Trump, The Madman Jedi Master at October 29, 2016 02:01 AM (c04Om)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
We'd be lucky if they call us 'amerikan' on a good day. Likewise, see every other country on the face of the planet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2016 02:01 AM (Z2r3C)
That would've been nice. A few months ago, dear old Dad, 88, did a little boo-boo. He backed a tractor out of the shop, and that ESAB MIG machine jumped out in his way. The torch uses a euro/"cc" style connector. It makes it stick out from the machine. The rear wheel lugs caught it, and he broke the thing off. It was my fault, of course, for leaving it in the way. Of course, that's the where machine has sat, in the same orientation for years and years. He's the one who got up close and personal when he parked the tractor in there.
That "cc" connector was a brass block. It had a machined passage for the gas tube, the wire feed hole, and then two little insulated contact things for the torch switch. It's a standard thing they came up with in Europe, that's here -- the idea is a common connector to eliminate each manufacturer having different torch styles. Which they still do.
That thing, the block, was connected to a machined brass pipe. That served as the main welding power conductor, with the wire feed running in a hole inside. It was threaded into the block, and the other end mounted on the wire feeder, by some machined notches where some large set screws held it.
That pipe broke off right at the threads, and it cracked and broke the insulating shell that bolts it to the case.
A new one could have been easily fabricated from a brass block with the right machine tools, of course.
That insulating shell, some kind of plastic, was a different story. Some epoxy might have fixed the old one.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 02:01 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:01 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: petunia at October 28, 2016 11:34 PM (VoCyE)
True, but its far less wretched if Trump wins; I can deal with fighting an empowered Trump wing for several years, but I don't know that conservatives can even fight a Hillary Imperial Presidency with a progressive Supreme Court, a Pravda media, a Red Guard academia, and a bureaucratic hidden shadow government.
I just hope the sexual connection to this latest information will enable it to catch wings, and Trump can keep his fucking mouth shut for a week and let it happen.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at October 29, 2016 02:02 AM (egK2C)
Ffsh. I wear that many pairs on 'heavy' days.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 29, 2016 02:02 AM (u8kLQ)
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Which is why I still refer to Burma, Ceylon, and Siam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 02:02 AM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2016 02:03 AM (2RVmA)
Make More Babies
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 29, 2016 02:03 AM (rmJzs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:03 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:01 AM (0OG8D)
I love my Formosa countertops!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 02:04 AM (CUYn5)
Hillary herself wanted to indict Nixon for his role in the Watergate cover-up. Goose, gander, some assembly required &c.
Posted by: Elle and Erre at October 29, 2016 02:05 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 02:05 AM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 29, 2016 02:05 AM (sOulm)
Eh it's okay, can't be a star every night. :-)
So I'll just say goodnight, happy weekend and try again during tomorrow's ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:06 AM (u8kLQ)
I get all that. But still I ask... why today? Comey's disgrace was 3 months ago. There's only 11 days left of this thing. Why would the mutiny boil over today?
Damn it feels weird. It feels like there's something so much worse that they found (Hillary actually SELLING secrets to our enemies, or something equally criminal and shocking), and they're going to get her to step down over it, without jailing her for life. But since they can't look like they let her skate AGAIN (they wouldn't mutiny if their integrity were not at stake), she must step down for some other reason.
Will we be getting a revealing, one-on-one interview with Diane Sawyer about why Hillary is stepping down for "previously undisclosed health reasons"? Am I getting way too excited?
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at October 29, 2016 12:46 AM (S2VsH)
I needed the refill for this one.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 02:06 AM (CrY8H)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 29, 2016 02:06 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:07 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:09 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:06 AM (u8kLQ)
Hey, just because you don't get a specific reply on each and every one, doesn't mean they aren't getting read. Sometimes there's nothing else needs to be said. Good news about the homeless gal guarding Trump's star.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 02:10 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:10 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:11 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: The Guy Who Says "Oof" at October 29, 2016 02:11 AM (xBddu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:11 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 02:11 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2016 02:11 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2016 01:57 AM (KWUK6)
Wogs begin at
Posted by: Elle and Erre at October 29, 2016 02:12 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:07 AM (0OG8D)
Yeah, I know. I was just making a silly joke. And formica also has formaldehyde in its makeup, too. And phenol, too. One of the first synthetic plastics, and still a contendah!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 02:12 AM (CUYn5)
Eh it's okay, can't be a star every night. :-)
So I'll just say goodnight, happy weekend and try again during tomorrow's ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:06 AM (u8kLQ)
happens to me every ONT and at the other blog I post at. I'll take a look above and see what I can contribute.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 02:13 AM (CrY8H)
But, yeah, tender steak on a croissant; that seems like a good sandwich, huh?
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:13 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:14 AM (u8kLQ)
* securing the border and begin return to rule of law in immigration ("sanctuary cities", executive orders, etc.)
* reverse the tsunami of ruinous regulation and policy in energy and other areas to lift the anchor off the neck of the real economy
* repeal O-care and move to something very different
* apply minimal common sense to refugee policy, restoring normal vetting and security screens that have been used since refugee processes were formalized decades ago
* move to reverse the damage of the Iran fiasco, and find a new policy to pick up the pieces of the fairly successful policy that was recklessly abandoned by Obama
* remove federal juice and backing from Common Core
I fear these things *won't* happen. I can't imagine wanting to fight any of them.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 02:14 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2016 02:14 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 02:11 AM (DW+jj)
I purposely mangle that to "croyzants" just to mess with Francophones. Or simply call them "crescent rolls".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 02:14 AM (CUYn5)
If so, who becomes the new Democrat nominee? Mark of Kaine? Slow Joe? Fauxcahantas? Lautenberg?
Posted by: Elle and Erre at October 29, 2016 02:15 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2016 02:15 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:20 AM (0OG8D)
That had managed to get some crimp ring terminals with a big enough bolt hole for the 3/8" bolt clamping that lug to the pipe, yet with a small enough crimp end for the little dinky solder leads on the ceramic cap.
The other end went to the case. So electronic grade capacitor sticking on YUGE high current electrical connections. Of course, I broke it. I got it off fine, but in putting the new one one, I bent those solder leads once too many times.
So, I had to get a new capacitor. I got some. Of course, I couldn't find any ring terminals that would do. Any that would fit the crimp end didn't have a big enough hole. So I got one with a big enough hole, made for #12 - #10 wire, and soldered that sucker. And found some dinky heat shrink to cover it all, like the factory job.
WHy do that? Well, this is an inverter machine. It will make hellacious RF noise. Years ago, before I put a seperate 3-phase service for the house, it was on the same transformer as the folks' house. It would tear up a TV, even with the caps. That was getting out on the input side.
With separate transformers, that RF doesn't leak up to the primary.
Without those caps, the output will be like an antenna, and it will radiate enough to tear up reception nearby.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 02:22 AM (DW+jj)
"The End" by Ian Kershaw.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2016 02:22 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:23 AM (0OG8D)
Nothing says pompous like nasal.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2016 02:24 AM (DW+jj)
if it was the homeless girl in LA, she has a better sense than all the others that passed by. destroying a monument in that way is what fascists and communists and islamists do. I suppose we have a short memory of the Taliban shelling a Buddhist monument. That she is brave enough to stand point should be rewarded, regardless of her immediate problems.
get one of the co-bloggers to follow the story and if someone is starting a kickstarter type campaign I'd contribute.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 02:25 AM (CrY8H)
Two weeks!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 02:26 AM (IcT7t)
'Bout forty minutes ago, I just sent the last of the Postal Match updates, data and photos to CBD.
At the very most, I'm waiting on one bit of score data to supplement a submitted entry & photo, as the info just wasn't quite readable in the picture.
The results may or MAY NOT make it to this Sunday's Gun Thread.
There are a metric fuckton of photos and other information that CBD will now have to fashion into at least two posts.
Yep, I said at least two posts.
I hope you'll find it all having been worth the effort, and worth the wait.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2016 02:29 AM (v5iqM)
Two weeks!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 02:26 AM (IcT7t)
That up-ding, down-ding system was the beginning of the end for The Blog That Shall Not Be Named.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 02:30 AM (CUYn5)
James D. Nicoll (1990-05-15). "The King's English
I believe it was said by S. I. Hayakawa that English stole words form other languages and filed off the serial numbers.
Posted by: Elle and Erre at October 29, 2016 02:32 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 29, 2016 02:32 AM (GzDYP)
The unhinged owner of said place didn't really help.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 02:35 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:36 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2016 02:23 AM (0OG8D)
Yeah. Probably. Amazing what Democrats can justify though.
Posted by: the ghost of Mel Carnahan at October 29, 2016 02:37 AM (CrY8H)
Posted by: Epobirs at October 29, 2016 02:39 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 02:39 AM (CrY8H)
Think I'm going to turn in. Have a good night all.
Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 29, 2016 02:41 AM (CrY8H)
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Remember that the votes are for the electors, not the candidate. The Dems could probably get away with directing their electors to vote for someone else.
Posted by: junior at October 29, 2016 02:43 AM (d/pkP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 29, 2016 02:46 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2016 02:29 AM (v5iqM)
Uh oh ... hanging chads in the AoSHQ postal pistol match!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2016 02:51 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2016 02:51 AM (CUYn5)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
fing lazy ass piker....
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2016 02:53 AM (KWUK6)
I define the "Trump wing" as anyone who supported Trump over Ted Cruz in the Primaries; I simply cannot understand why any movement conservative who's motivation was to force Republican candidates to both campaign and govern as conservatives would do so. My theory, reinforced by what many have said themselves, is that they are post-conservative nationalist rather than people committed to the pursuit of conservative principles. I used to be anti-anti-Trump, I became anti-Trump through his own words and deeds since December of 2015. More broadly, I suspect the Trump we saw off the cuff during the primaries is the real Trump, and it bears little resemblance to the things he says on his website. For more information on that, reference this website's own archives.
I would not fight Trump when he pursues policies I support, but I would fight him with every once of my being when he either declines to pursue policies I prioritize (especially if they are "sacrificed", GOPe-style, for things I either mildly support or simply tolerate for coalition purposes) or pursues policies I oppose.
To simplify, you could say I'm far more of a Conservative Review conservative than a Brietbart conservative. The one nationalist thing the Trump wing could have wooed me with would be the defense of my Southern heritage from PC bullying, which Trump himself threw away when he supported Surrender Haley in the wake of the Charleston massacre.
Look, for the time being we are working toward a common purpose; let's just let a positive development toward that purpose catch fire and agree to disagree for now.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at October 29, 2016 02:53 AM (egK2C)
I put the odds of Hillary getting out at
All three of the alphabets opening with the story is so odd I don't know how to assimilate what that means.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 29, 2016 02:56 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 29, 2016 02:58 AM (3myMJ)
Which is why I still refer to Burma, Ceylon, and Siam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2016 02:02 AM (9Q5BJ)
Liberal; I still refer to Asia Minor.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at October 29, 2016 02:59 AM (egK2C)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Beaches in Europe.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2016 12:06 AM (NGd+i)
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We're on that like white on rice.
Posted by: Horney Islamic Hordes Yearning to Rape at October 29, 2016 03:15 AM (Bxr2E)
2. There is no way Trump will let this last revelation go unexploited. He will hammer that biotch like a screen door in a hurricane. She's going down.
3. The election is still rigged--I doubt that this election will be decided on election night. Machines will continue to vote for Hillary, as will dead people and who knows what else. Trump will challenge every single vote until the count comes clean. He has the will and the $$ to make that happen.
4. If the PIAPS ends up in office, she will be impeached within one year and taken out of office, leaving us with the grinning idiot who has been sucking on the corner of her pantsuit tail. If that doesn't scare you, Halloween's got nothing to offer you.
I'm rather hoping a huge crack in the earth's crust opens up below D.C. and takes the whole mess to Hades.
SMOD, where art thou?
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 29, 2016 03:19 AM (cm1Bl)
Number 4 not possible. No way to get 67 Senators to vote to convict. She could get impeached and stay like Bill, but even that is doubtful , as well as toothless.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 29, 2016 03:23 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 29, 2016 03:23 AM (3myMJ)
I suspect that once her illegal activities start to threaten those senator's livelyhoods, they might find the stones to vote to impeach. Just sayin'.
Money talks, BS walks.
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 29, 2016 03:25 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 29, 2016 03:44 AM (eaeIS)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 29, 2016 03:44 AM (eaeIS)
It fucks up lots of things.
Still praying, dear.
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 29, 2016 03:46 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 29, 2016 03:55 AM (eaeIS)
I have all kinds of things to say. None of them come out right so I'll let a song say what I can't wrap my stroke riddled brain around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKP4cfU28vM
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 29, 2016 04:15 AM (d76uN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI5Q505MqIk
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 29, 2016 04:24 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2016 04:30 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 29, 2016 04:32 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at October 29, 2016 04:50 AM (E9WpO)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2016 05:17 AM (sWbjH)
I was hoping for something on the lines of an agent looking through Weiner's device (Uhn!) and finding an e-mail where Hills gives the OK to whack the DNC staffer who was found dead a few months back, because he was the one who leaked Podesta's e-mail.
Or pissed off agents who found classified info on a private device and are pushing the investigation just to piss off their director?
Must get coffee.
Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at October 29, 2016 05:18 AM (w5cak)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 29, 2016 05:20 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2016 05:21 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2016 05:22 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2016 05:26 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 29, 2016 05:27 AM (d76uN)
Yeah, I don't think Weiner had a clue that stuff was even there. To be honest, I don't think the guy has a clue about much, except he likes young Girls.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 29, 2016 05:30 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 29, 2016 05:59 AM (hZ/dB)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 29, 2016 06:02 AM (hZ/dB)
Posted by: Brett at October 29, 2016 07:21 AM (V2d0d)
64 "She's got a server in her basement? Who cares. I don't care if they find Jon Benet Ramsey in her basement, I'm still not voting for Donald Trump!"
Posted by: Soothsayer
Oddly enough I have yet to see a red-line scenario for some on 'our' side.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
There are lots of TRump red lines for me.
If Trump approves the transfer of 20 % of US Uranium supplies to Russia for $$.
If Trump terrorizes a pre-teen gangrape victim and laughs about it...
If Trump sells access to the Secretary of State Office.
If Trump gets 4 brave Americans killed in Benghazi and then lies about it....
If he declares support for open-boarders and amnesty.
If he tells someone sworn to protect him to "Fuk off" or 'get that fkking dog away from me".
I think you see where I'm going with this.
Can you think of others.
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