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New York Times: Donald Trump Is Now Stalking Muslim Children, Like Freddy Krueger, In Their Dreams
The link is actually to Ed Straeker's write-up at the American Thinker -- the headline of this post steals his references and take. Including the Freddy Krueger thing.
Donald Trump is now invading the dreams of Muslim children and driving them mad. He's just like Freddy Krueger, only with smaller hands. The New York Times reports:Read the link to see the New York Times continuing to document Donald Trump's new psychic ability to invade the dreams of sleeping children to terrorize them with Dream Racism. Which is sort of the New York Times' area of real expertise, isn't it? Boy, they're really all-in this cycle. Readers may remember the meme that started "I could not bear to look at the face of my darling daughter Che-Che as I explained that Bush might win re-election, but I steeled myself and did anyway. The tears began streaming down her face, and then mine..." Liberals are very good at silly emotional appeals based on fantasy paranoias their children have, assuming they do not stick a vacuum into their brains to evacuate them from the womb pre-birth.Realistically speaking, don't you think Mr. Trump would vet them first before taking them to jail? Also, the zombie comment is totally unwarranted. Zombies are white, not orange.
Bilal Elcharfa was pouring cereal for his children before school this month when his 7-year-old daughter, Maaria, walked into the kitchen, calling for him.
"Baba, I had a scary dream," she said, hugging him tight. "About Donald Trump." "He was so mean to us," she said. "He had a scary face, like a zombie or something." In the dream, Maaria later said, Mr. Trump came to the home of every Muslim family in the country and put each one in jail.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 27, 2016 01:02 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Achmed the Clockmaker at October 27, 2016 01:02 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 27, 2016 01:03 PM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Oedipus at October 27, 2016 01:03 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:04 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Annalucia at October 27, 2016 01:04 PM (a5bF3)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 27, 2016 01:04 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: wooga at October 27, 2016 01:04 PM (krea5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2016 01:04 PM (zc3Db)
I'd suggest therapy for get them over this weird obsession of theirs, but they'd get it at taxpayer expense, and then use it to go on disability.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:06 PM (iIzG7)
If only, bitch.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2016 01:06 PM (X6fMO)
Bottom line: it's just the product of an elitist circle jerk who intends to keep driving the national discourse until...
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 01:06 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:06 PM (f735k)
Also, since I'm me, telling me that Donald Trump terrorizes children makes me loathe him a tiny bit less.
I was going to note how absurd this is but there's still, sadly, days and days to go. Something will be more absurd.
Posted by: alexthechick - my poor redheaded stepmules at October 27, 2016 01:07 PM (mf5HN)
There, there. It's all right dear. One day you'll grow up to be a lovely young lady with a bag over your head and if you never disgrace your family by getting raped you won't have to worry about being buried up to your neck and stoned to death.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 27, 2016 01:07 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: him at October 27, 2016 01:07 PM (zv81W)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:07 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:07 PM (f735k)
If Trump can downsize and eliminate islam from dreamland, MORE power to him!!! MAGA!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: ejo at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (il4FI)
That proves that the dream is fake. We don't want them in jail. We just want them returned to their little shari'a-infested third world litterboxes.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (iIzG7)
Really, where did you hear this at?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ejo at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (il4FI)
What Orlando Massacre? Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (hMqvx)
Anyway, the media elites have no idea how to deal with Trump. He doesn't act in the same ways they expect-- their weapons are useless against him.
So that gives me hope. Watching Our Betters flail around like lobotomized chickens is satisfying, and if someone halfway sane and/or normal could learn from Trump's (metaphorical) playbook, we'd all be better off, no matter wheat happens in November.
I mean, c'mon. "Enforce the laws" is not a whacko fringe position. The Dems, generally, campaign on lies because very few like their actual positions.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (u0s1P)
And I see we have our troll here.
Troliin', trollin', trollin;,
Keeps those blogs a trolin',
Soros cash is golden,
Blog Troll!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Captain_Cookie at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (xehOI)
No wonder why Trump is under budget. Why spend money on a lost cause?
Just do not understand how losing in a landslide helps his brand?
Posted by: WIconservative at October 27, 2016 01:05 PM (ojaf
Oh. Good. I was terrified that we wouldn't make it past 10 comments without polling stuff being mentioned.
Thank you for saving us from the horrific fate!
*tosses um confetti* *totes confetti* *is what I am tossing* *koff*
Posted by: alexthechick - my poor redheaded stepmules at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (mf5HN)
Global warming is going to fry him and his family much sooner than Donald Trump will. Kid's living on borrowed time....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (vvKUi)
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I have to wonder at the pathology of people who feel they have nothing else to live for except to obnoxiously troll a moron thread in sad attempts to demoralize Trump voters, while furiously fapping off gleefully at the inevitable destruction of our once mighty nation.
Kindly go fuck an ebola infested monkey up the ass.
Posted by: #NeveryHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 27, 2016 01:10 PM (6RZuW)
"Howdy neighbor" or something like that.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:10 PM (hLRSq)
I fear my daughter won't be able to speak her mind when she's grown up because it'll result in extreme punishment.
I fear I won't be able to teach her hunting and shooting because they'll have outlawed it.
I fear I won't be able to teach her my Catholic faith because Hillary and Co will have stomped it out of the public square.
But Donald Trump said mean things.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at October 27, 2016 01:10 PM (dzmBR)
No wonder Obama called Hillary his third term.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Joey 'Buzz Bonghit' Biden at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (72Zur)
They want to win it in order to destroy any and all that oppose them. This is increasingly clear in everything that is happening.
The hatred is everywhere, and it is frightening.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (yU61i)
Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (7HtZB)
The media are happy to uncritically repeat her comments.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (9mTYi)
I don't think we've hit Peak 2016 yet. And I don't think 2017 is gonna be one of those boring years where nothing really of note happens.
2018, for all I know, we'll have robot bodies and a new calendar and moonbases by then.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (u0s1P)
The prospect of spending their entire lives in a giant Hefty bag with an eyeslit, or of being stoned to death for watching television, or being married off as a fourth wife to an aging pervert, bothers them not one bit. But Trump? Terrors and night sweats.
Ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (zgQWN)
Really, they're trolling. I don't know what else to call this.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 27, 2016 01:12 PM (TOk1P)
The Donald. By day, he talks about grabbing teh pussy.
By night: his astral body bends the will of all islam.
(would that second activity be considered haram?)
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 01:12 PM (nNdYv)
Three, four, Better lock your door
Five, six, grab a crucifix.
Seven, eight, Gotta legally immigrate
Nine, ten, Gonna deport you when....
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:12 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: MTF at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (f735k)
Something isn't right here.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (WTD1/)
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Juki
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Really. A media so bereft of character and integrity as to hew to the Party line/propaganda without any intimidation or control whatsoever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (9mTYi)
Really, where did you hear this at?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
The troll heard it from Soros.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (AoLFQ)
I've done my duty.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (7HtZB)
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What was that one meme with the little girl crying to her dad and him biting his lip and explaining why we were so mean??? Anyone remember?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (/D5Lf)
I'll bet this happened just before she was sold off for a herd of goats to be the wife of an 80 year-old lecher.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (8ZskC)
'Shut up and put your wedding dress on," mohammed replied.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (f735k)
I laugh every time I read it and could sure use a laugh right now.
Posted by: troyriser at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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The LIV believe what we tell them. Simple. How could they know otherwise?
Posted by: MSM at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (7H/2n)
A picture of Elian Gonzalez surrounded by her husband's troops seems like a reasonable answer.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (IqV8l)
I wonder how many of them grew up to discover "Jeebus, I dodged a bullet, didn't I?"
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Chris M at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (k3w9p)
After a Trump landslide, these same folks will be advocating violent riots.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (jPoCB)
You know what? Good. I don't have any shits to give anymore.
The world's a scary place, cupcake. You know what's even scarier? Try going back to the Middle East and see what happens to females who speak their minds like you have the FREEDOM to do here.
Toughen up, buttercup.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:15 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (WTD1/)
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Northernlurker, I heard the same thing on the radio this morning.
They went on to say, however, that two-thirds of the respondents did NOT feel that the country was moving in the right direction.
I'm sure that the component of the 55% who are also part of the two-thirds will blame everything on Bush.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:16 PM (uHcnA)
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But they got to keep their heads, no?
Posted by: MSM at October 27, 2016 01:16 PM (7H/2n)
I never bothered to look and see which Moron did that, but it was a great running gag.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:16 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2016 01:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (zgQWN)
I just imagine what it had to take for this Ali Baba character to contact SOMEBODY at the New York Times, to tell them his/her child was having nightmares... and somebody decided that was news.
How do they do that without everyone involved peeing their pants in fits of laughter?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 27, 2016 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
Yeah next article will be some conservative Christian kid being night terrorized by "Glen or Glenda."
Wait...
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 01:16 PM (nNdYv)
Oh, come on, now, I don't talk smack about your mother.
Posted by: J. Fred Muggs at October 27, 2016 01:16 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2016 01:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: alexthechick - my poor redheaded stepmules at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (mf5HN)
Throwing raw meat at the troll before releasing the Ravage is not exactly playing fair.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:17 PM (hLRSq)
OK, I'm sold. I'd go with "deported", though.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 27, 2016 01:17 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: RM at October 27, 2016 01:17 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 27, 2016 01:18 PM (MIKMs)
Your Concern Is:
[ ] NOTED
[ ] NOT NOTED
[X] TRUMP 2016 BECAUSE FUCK YOU
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:18 PM (s/EUv)
Hell, stupid women reported dreaming of trysting with *Obama*. As if.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2016 01:18 PM (GDulk)
I had a scary dream about Hillz, Huma, and Mooch. I need a #SafeSpace kitteh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 01:18 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: Montgomery Burns at October 27, 2016 01:18 PM (f735k)
"Baba, I had a scary dream," she said, hugging him tight. "About Donald Trump."
Relax honey its just the imam coming to cut your clit off.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 27, 2016 01:18 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2016 01:04 PM (zc3Db)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 27, 2016 01:18 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2016 01:18 PM (IqV8l)
What a coinky-dink-that's my dream too!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:19 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 27, 2016 01:19 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: RM at October 27, 2016 01:17 PM (U3LtS)
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Oh, I don't know.
I kinda think maybe they did.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:19 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (yU61i)
The horrible tragedy is that many reporters at Pravda yearned for the day when they could be real reporters, worthy of respect, tellers of the truth. Gary Kasparov has talked about it, especially in the context of now-dead Russian journalist friends.
They had a few good years after the fall of the USSR. Then Putin, same as the old boss,started murdering them.
Posted by: troyriser at October 27, 2016 01:19 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (WTD1/)
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Northernlurker, I heard the same thing on the radio this morning.
They went on to say, however, that two-thirds of the respondents did NOT feel that the country was moving in the right direction.
THEY LIE!
Posted by: Joe Wilson
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:19 PM (AoLFQ)
The 9-year-old said she felt proud thinking about the Prophet Muhammad and the way he led his friends and followers in spreading peace.
Say whaaaa? Do they mean spreading pieces of infidels? You know at 9 years old lil maaria is old enough to marry mohammed. But trump said fat.
Posted by: Mst3k at October 27, 2016 01:19 PM (lR6u5)
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 27, 2016 01:19 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Mst3k at October 27, 2016 01:19 PM (lR6u5)
Your concern over " where the race really stands... " is:
[ ] NOTED
[ ] NOT NOTED
[X] GO F*CK YOURSELF
courtesy Publius Redux (tm)
Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at October 27, 2016 01:20 PM (PbH71)
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 01:20 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (/D5Lf)
Che-Che and yes, it was in Ace's post.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:20 PM (hLRSq)
Oh, that was real.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 01:20 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:17 PM
A spoonful of raw meat helps the troll go down.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 01:20 PM (bzd8I)
Done and done.
Posted by: Tiny Suicide Vests at October 27, 2016 01:21 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2016 01:21 PM (CUYn5)
The guy is so fucking undisciplined it's not even funny. That bitch Hillary! is this close ... THIS CLOSE ... to stroking out, and what does The Great Pumpkin do with his psychic powers ?
Pick on little Arab kids. That's what he does.
Go ahead and defend him. I'm done.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 01:21 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: gwelf at October 27, 2016 01:21 PM (H2L+F)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 27, 2016 01:09 PM (hMqvx)
Eat your veggies or Trump will eat you!
Go to bed now or Trump will send you to Mexico!
-- Progressive Parenting Manual 2016 edition
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 27, 2016 01:21 PM (Om16U)
They want to win it in order to destroy any and all that oppose them. This is increasingly clear in everything that is happening.
The hatred is everywhere, and it is frightening.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 27, 2016 01:11 PM (U6f54)
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This is the point that Rush has been making the last few weeks. They not only want to win at any cost, but if they do they'll destroy any and all opposition to them.
This election is their final push to marxist utopia.
Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2016 01:21 PM (Fmupd)
Weasel Zippers
Yeah?
Well that is in Syria, so that begs the question, exactly what ground troops are we talking about? And who are we supporting? Because last I looked Iran, Russia, and Hezbellah were the only other "troops" there besides Assads? Prey tell, who the fuck are you talking about supporting?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 01:21 PM (zp+j1)
Muslim child nightmares won't sway many, especially among the NYT's already-converted readership.
Now if MSM turns from shitting on Trump to covering Hillary -- even a bit -- over the next ten days, it'll hurt Hillary's turnout -- especially with Independents and the BernieBots.
My spidy sense says Trump is ahead by a couple of points -- if we had accurate polling -- but every bit helps.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 01:21 PM (r1fLd)
I'm nearly positive they did. Probably someone childless as well since it rings so fake.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:17 PM (hLRSq)
Are you implying that I, delicate flower of innocent virtue and the fluffiest of all fluffy bunnies might, possibly, mayhap, it is conceivable, play unfair?
*clutches pearls* Well, I never!
Posted by: alexthechick - my poor redheaded stepmules at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (mf5HN)
But a kid tries to wear a Trump hat or God forbid an American flag t-shirt, and suddenly they need to inspect the home because he might have triggered some dope in his class.
Posted by: Flyguy at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (3sOO0)
This is the next hipster mini-housing for blue cities.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Chris M at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (k3w9p)
I call this the "KaBOOM! Bitches" line, which is why I frequent this shithole...
Posted by: JBrother at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (vhwYr)
Posted by: Baba at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (tf9Ne)
I totally forgot about that. Geez, what is it with all these unfulfilled, sexually-repressed Democrat women? 'Ettes, I think we need a ruling: why do you suppose so many leftist women are so sexually unsatisfied that they have to resort to such fantasies? Is this related to the "Fifty Shades" phenomenon?
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (iIzG7)
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Instead of dropping bombs we invade their dreams Freddy Krueger style so they croak of a heart attack before they even get out of bed?
Me likey.
Posted by: #NeveryHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: wooga at October 27, 2016 01:04 PM (krea5)
THIS. Visited my cousin during Bush Jrs first run. Husband and wife are two PHD psychologists. Wife comes down
awhile after putting 3rd grade kid to bed.
'He doesn't want to go to sleep. He has nightmares that G. Bush will get elected.'
Where did he get that? Child abuse...period.
Kids now just graduated college. Can you imagine the nightmares he's having now with trump!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:23 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2016 01:23 PM (XoldI)
My dream as well.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:23 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 27, 2016 01:23 PM (+oWEl)
(would that second activity be considered haram?)
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 01:12 PM (nNdYv)
Nah, as long as he's facing Mecca and doesn't use his left hand, it's cool.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 27, 2016 01:23 PM (oQQwD)
Dreamscape 2016
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:23 PM (f735k)
*raises hand frantically
Me me Mistah Kotta me me!!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:23 PM (/D5Lf)
I've done my duty.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (uHcnA)
Well, I'll have to wear pants then!
Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2016 01:24 PM (7HtZB)
We call that a 'Wet Dream', honey.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:24 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 27, 2016 01:08 PM (d76uN)
It was in the e-mail from Hillary's trollmeister.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2016 01:24 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 27, 2016 01:24 PM (7ZVPa)
This is a rhetorical question, yes?
*cough*pajamaboy*cough*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:24 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Jenk at October 27, 2016 01:25 PM (MCeFD)
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Paolo knows.
Posted by: Paolo at October 27, 2016 01:25 PM (KUaJL)
*golf clap*
Well played, ScoggDog. You have been awarded the Order of the Fainting Couch with Pearl Clasp for your perfect rendition of Concern Troll/NeverTrump.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:25 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:25 PM (s/EUv)
He can even kick the shit out of you in your dreams
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 01:25 PM (8ikIW)
"Donald who?"
Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2016 01:26 PM (q177U)
Oddly, there's Nothing about their dreams of ISIS coming to drown them in steel cages or throwing them off a roof if their choice of sexual partner doesn't comport with the Quran though.
Or maybe their bad dreams the same people who killed Americans at Benghazi will come to get them next either.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:26 PM (wA3c3)
Posted by: Heralder at October 27, 2016 01:26 PM (oCER9)
Something isn't right here.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (WTD1/)
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He has always been PERSONALLY popular. Both Hillary and Trump are PERSONALLY unpopular, so Obama gains extra points on that score by comparison.
The MSM has always covered up his disasters, corruption, and lies very well, of course, but it is super-easy for them to do so now when we have the distraction of an election.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2016 01:26 PM (Nox3c)
Hey, jammy boy, I'm hoping that you get a flat tire in the Sherman Park neighborhood one night. Your fellow Hillary supporters will lend you a helping hand, I'm sure.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 01:26 PM (u0lmX)
Because they are ugly. No, not the looks. Their soul.
Who wants that?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:26 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 27, 2016 01:26 PM (7N6ox)
My dreams of Trump have a pirate theme.
He puts the RUM in TRUMP!!!
I'll be here 'till Thursday. Please tip your waitress.
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at October 27, 2016 01:26 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (s/EUv)
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Basically the Trump campaign is creating FB dark posts to remind AA voters that HIllary called them Super Predators.
This is brilliant. Too bad Team Romney never figured this out.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (nNdYv)
*clutches pearls* Well, I never!
Posted by: alexthechick - my poor redheaded stepmules at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (mf5HN)
Play fair? Why would you?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (hLRSq)
Underneath his comb-over, there's another fist.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (IqV8l)
so many leftist women are so sexually unsatisfied that they have to
resort to such fantasies? Is this related to the "Fifty Shades"
phenomenon?
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM
Not an 'ette, but I'll go with "Have you seen leftist 'men'" for $1,000, Alex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (WTD1/)
You're right. That something is the average American.
America is overrun. With stupidity, and ignorance, and filth.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (Idu2i)
Posted by: All the trees at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (AoLFQ)
My dream as well.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:23 PM (0F67M)
*spits cawfee on screen*
*cleans screen*
129 >>In the dream, Maaria later said, Mr. Trump came to the home of every Muslim family in the country and put each one in jail.
We call that a 'Wet Dream', honey.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:24 PM (f735k)
*spits cawfee on screen again!*
DAMN YOU BOTH!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (vP09u)
"She was so mean to us," she said. "She had a scary face, like a witch or something." In the dream, Maaria later said, Mrs. Clinton sent her fascist agitators to violently disrupt gatherings of her political opponents, and openly vowed to strip Americans of their right to criticize her and their right to self-defense once she takes office.
She cried even more when he broke the news to her that it wasn't a dream.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (6diJh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: SimonGruber at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (a0IVu)
She shouldn't even know who Donald Trump is. That she's been exposed to her parents' screeds on the topic is what is causing her to have nightmares.
It's practically child abuse. Really.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (wA3c3)
Not a clue. Never understood other females.
I have a G-d, I have a dad, I had a husband and I'm not taking auditions for any of those roles (well, maybe husband, but not from a politician).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (GDulk)
They can redo kid's stories to this:
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Trump?
Maybe Little Red Riding Burka.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (493sH)
Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2016 01:24 PM (7HtZB)
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Ha! Sorry to cramp your style, but I felt it only fair to mention it.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:29 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Hillary at October 27, 2016 01:29 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (iIzG7)
They're married to liberal men. Who would seek escape in fantasy when the reality is you're married to a pitiful wuss?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 01:29 PM (u0lmX)
Give an employee cancer, like Mittens and his Cancer Rays O'Death?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:29 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:29 PM (0F67M)
Bluebell's Online Horde Trysting Service
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (Om16U)
Hillary Clinton gives me nightmares and I am an adult.
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (Rtl0g)
Intercepted radio traffic, somewhere in the Middle East:
ISIS-14: "Habib, send reinforcements! The American soldiers are arriving!"
QUDS-08: "Which American soldiers, insh'allah?"
ISIS-14: "The big ones, Habib! The ones with BEARDS!"
<pause>
QUDS-08: "You're on your own, bro."
<END TRANSMISSION>
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (iIzG7)
If we can get twice the frightmares it's a bargain.
Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: SimonGruber at October 27, 2016 01:28 PM (rX06+)
And that her brothers and uncles and her own father are wanting to clip off her tiny naughty bits before she gets ideas.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (TOk1P)
He puts the RUM in TRUMP!!!
Sodomy & the lash. He puts the Trump in rump.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (0F67M)
They live inside of my head
The dream Trump
They come to me in my bed
The dream Trump
They're coming to arrest me
Oh no
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (493sH)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (f735k)
I didn't realize they were going around now wearing giant oven mitts.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (hLRSq)
Hell if I know.
Posted by: alexthechick - my poor redheaded stepmules at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (mf5HN)
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Trump's tears can cure any disease. Too bad he's never cried.
Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (bzd8I)
Close, I am sorry, but the word you were looking for is male. There are no leftist men.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM (7N6ox)
Bill Clinton gave me an STD, and I'm a kid.
Posted by: Epstein's island of misfit boys at October 27, 2016 01:31 PM (VndSC)
The balls on these people.
I wonder if 9/11 victims' families in NYC still have nightmares of muslims murdering their loved ones.
Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 27, 2016 01:31 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:31 PM (wA3c3)
Shit, really? I was planning to leave mine home.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 01:31 PM (nNdYv)
'Ettes, I think we need a ruling: why do you suppose
so many leftist women are so sexually unsatisfied that they have to
resort to such fantasies? Is this related to the "Fifty Shades"
phenomenon?
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM
Not an 'ette, but I'll go with "Have you seen leftist 'men'" for $1,000, Alex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (bzd8I)
They overthink sex is what I think. They get so wrapped up in feminist bullshit about how it's suppose to be that they don't just let themselves enjoy it. And trying to find sexual fulfillment with men who wear onesies and sip hot cocoa when it gets cold might be ambitious.
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 01:31 PM (a0IVu)
of every Muslim family in the country and put each one in jail.
I had the same dream. I woke up with an erection.
Posted by: General Zod at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Something isn't right here.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 27, 2016 01:13 PM (WTD1/)
Why wouldn't Obama approval polls be rigged too? Select a larger portion of the black community for each and every poll.
55% - I'm going to call bs....
Saddam used to win elections with 99%.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (vvKUi)
This is just another version of "Did you plug the hole, daddy," bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (yU61i)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (+oWEl)
Chuck Norris wears Trump jammies.
Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:22 PM (iIzG7)
Because Lefty women need someone else to do things for them whilst independent, strong, capable Righty women know how to take care of themselves.
Posted by: alexthechick - my poor redheaded stepmules at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (mf5HN)
Have the comrades at the NYT lost their ever-lovin' minds?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (SRKgf)
Bluebell's Online Horde Trysting Service
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 27, 2016 01:30 PM
Heh. bluebell cares about us single 'rons. I recall one of her best comments to, iirc, BSG, re the skin on his Kool Aide: "Oh, honey...you need a wife."
I'm still laughing at that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (bzd8I)
She sent back a message that was rather patronizing ("Aunt B., if you need health insurance you can go to health.gov" etc. -- apparently not processing that I was forced onto their goddamned Obamacare three years ago against my will) but all in all, not too bad; she loves me, she just believes the Left's lies.
So I sent her a message back saying "I love you enough to risk your anger if I see you headed for a danger and I feel strongly I must warn you." It was hard to do, but felt right.
We can't force them to see, but we can warn them, with love, remembering it's not the kids' fault -- it's the fault of the demonic old bastards standing behind them, smirking at us, who brainwashed them in the first place.
Posted by: Beverly at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (9ObN2)
I'm sure that the component of the 55% who are also part of the two-thirds will blame everything on Bush.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:16 PM (uHcnA)
Obama's approval rating of 55% is written in stone, and will remain so even as he rides the tumbril past jeering crowds on his way to the Mall in Washington.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (CUYn5)
She shouldn't even know who Donald Trump is. That she's been exposed to her parents' screeds on the topic is what is causing her to have nightmares.
It's practically child abuse. Really.
If it was a real story and a real kid, yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (B11vO)
Hey, that's my dream too!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Timon at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (Njl6j)
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hans Blix at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 01:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 01:27 PM (bzd8I)
It's a real safe bet to say that nobody is sitting around dreaming about Erza Klein or Chris Cilizza or whatever that ovoid man's name is.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 01:34 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (vvKUi)
Piker. Barky won 110% of the vote in a bunch of precincts in Philadelphia. And Mittens got ZERO! Not even any mistaken votes. ZERO!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2016 01:34 PM (zc3Db)
--
Do you approve of the historic first black presidency?
[ ] yes
[ ] no, because I am rayciss
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 27, 2016 01:34 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2016 01:34 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:34 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2016 01:34 PM (VdICR)
That's a foul buddy; this is WIconservative's blog to troll today and he already linked to that article.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:35 PM (hLRSq)
That was ok for the primaries.
For the general it's
Go get fucked in the ass by an ebola infested gorilla.
Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2016 01:35 PM (8J/Te)
Shit, really? I was planning to leave mine home.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 01:31 PM (nNdYv)
Don't. You'll be easier to recognize that way.
Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2016 01:35 PM (7HtZB)
Gallant helps little old ladies across the street
Trumpus grabs pretty young women by the p--sy
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:35 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 01:29 PM (u0lmX)
...and she's a hateful ugly hag who insures hes totally emasculated by getting the scissors out, lifting the covers, and snipping off any budding manhood that may happen to emerge.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:35 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:35 PM (wA3c3)
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at October 27, 2016 01:36 PM (fqHqA)
--
Do you approve of the historic first black presidency?
[ ] yes
[ ] no, because I am rayciss
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they only ask the question to Dem voters.....
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 01:36 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2016 01:36 PM (7HtZB)
Its 55 because that was the number of the editor's football jersey in high school.
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at October 27, 2016 01:36 PM (0tfLf)
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All you single ladies, can I tell you that RedMindBlueState can COOK? Ask him about his rabbit terrine! He would probably even make you a sandwich, and look very manly while doing so.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:36 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:36 PM (vP09u)
That was ok for the primaries.
For the general it's
Go get fucked in the ass by an ebola infested gorilla.
Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2016 01:35 PM (8J/Te)
Not even with Harambe's dick.
Posted by: Ebola-Infested Gorillas everywhere at October 27, 2016 01:37 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (wA3c3)
I've done my duty.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:14 PM (uHcnA)
Well, I'll have to wear pants then!
Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2016 01:24 PM (7HtZB)
Darling, really, there's no need...
Posted by: Milo at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (tewYv)
women are so sexually unsatisfied that they have to resort to such
fantasies?
You'll remember that PJ O'Rourke once said that nobody ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and ravished by somebody dressed as a liberal.
The ladies demanded supportive, nurturing, beta males, and got them, so of course they're not happy.
Posted by: Annalucia at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (a5bF3)
RedMindBlueState can COOK? Ask him about his rabbit terrine! He would
probably even make you a sandwich, and look very manly while doing so.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:36 PM (uHcnA)
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Well heck bluebell - where was all this info before I married the Rev??
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (bpfzP)
So at Trump rallies can anyone grab pussy? or only him. Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please'
In your dreams!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2016 01:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at October 27, 2016 01:39 PM (oBuXO)
Nothing I or their parents are troubled about is passed on.That's about loving and keeping them.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 27, 2016 01:39 PM (WTD1/)
She shouldn't even know who Donald Trump is. That she's been exposed to her parents' screeds on the topic is what is causing her to have nightmares.
It's practically child abuse. Really.
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If it was a real story and a real kid, yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (AoLFQ)
It's a real newspaper, in the sense that they print stuff. So I'm taking THEIR words to their logical conclusions.
So... as was asked a few comments above, what does the NYT say to people who bring to their attention their children's nightmares about their daddy firefighters who did not come home on 9/11, and the evil moslems who killed them?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 27, 2016 01:39 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:39 PM (wA3c3)
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 01:39 PM (8ikIW)
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just like a bowling ball
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (/CIN4)
The campaign does not admit they are getting "crushed". Rather, there are very clever, crafty and tech-savvy methods of voter suppression tactics that are described.
So just go choke your chicken somewhere else, you are not a droll troll.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (nNdYv)
Got it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (f735k)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (fA75F)
167 This is so perfect for a moslem Che-Che.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:29 PM (0F67M)
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Che Che Ali Mohommad
Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (Fmupd)
Kind of wonder which alt righter send this to the NYT.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (1c1wW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (493sH)
229 "Baba, I had a bad dream. Trump was walking around grabbing women's pussies". Oh wait, sorry Baba, that was Hillary. "
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (wA3c3)
231 I'm getting signals from Trump on my dental fillings.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2016 01:38 PM (SRKgf)
Serious you Guyz, I'm never gonna get this F'ng cawfee down.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:35 PM (wA3c3)
And by Sharia law, you must have at least 2 young girl's testify to this dream, or it does not count...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: J. Fred Muggs at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Marcus T
It's Friday
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 01:41 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 27, 2016 01:41 PM (N7G17)
* stumbles toward bathroom *
* knocks over lamp *
* gags *
"Bilal Elcharfa"
* wipes vomit off chin *
* falls face-first *
* passes out *
Posted by: DistHillary at October 27, 2016 01:41 PM (77i7V)
RedMindBlueState can COOK? Ask him about his rabbit terrine! He would
probably even make you a sandwich, and look very manly while doing so.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:36 PM
*blushes*
You're too kind. True story...an aunt of my adorable goddaughter, one of the many people playing Yenta on my behalf, once said to me *puts on heavy Greek accent* "RMBS, I keep my eye out for you up here, but all these young ladies today....they're such flakes!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 01:41 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 27, 2016 01:41 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 27, 2016 01:41 PM (WTSFk)
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-10-27/inside-the-trump-bunker-with-12-days-to-go"
If you actually read the article -- even though it's from Bloomberg -- you get a different story. Inside Trump's bunker, based on their own polling, they believe that there is Shy Tory factor that should lead to a surpise Brexit-like outcome. So do I.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (s/EUv)
Obama votes against the U.S. at the UN
https://tinyurl.com/h3sv9ap
And Hillary will be Obama's third term.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (4ng05)
I'm sure that'll work well for you.
Posted by: Paolo at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: MSM at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (7H/2n)
Life's a bitch. Then you become one.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (AoLFQ)
You haven't learned by now not to drink anything while reading HQ comments?! That's near the top of the list of HQ guidelines. Possibly second only to "If you don't understand a reference *don't* ask, and for G-d's sake don't Google it".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2016 01:43 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2016 01:40 PM (fA75F)
No no, little one.... those are heroic Jihadist Fighters doing the will of Allah.. peace be upon him...
Now... go back to sleep, you have your Genital mutilation surgery in the morning...
So its not a nightmare.... but a very good dream...
Posted by: Baba.... at October 27, 2016 01:43 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:43 PM (wA3c3)
I wonder if they know something about Canckels that we don't.
Posted by: Iblis at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (9221z)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2016 01:43 PM (fA75F)
LMAO
What a load of crap. An invention of the Bergen Record. Nobody cares
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (zp+j1)
So... as was asked a few comments above, what does the NYT say to people who bring to their attention their children's nightmares about their daddy firefighters who did not come home on 9/11, and the evil moslems who killed them?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 27, 2016 01:39 PM (TOk1P)
We just found out a friend was killed in the sandbox. So I have not one drop of sympathy for this hysterical, attention seeking schmuck.
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (nFwvY)
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-10-27/inside-the-trump-bunker-with-12-days-to-go
Posted by: Tom Selleck at October 27, 2016 01:32 PM (YSrPi)
You're late to the party, Sport. Only one poll-troll to a thread. Only so much room in the toilet bowl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (GDulk)
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And I've learned that a corollary to the "don't ask" rule is to beg that you not be told anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:45 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2016 01:45 PM (vvKUi)
Et tu, Tom Selleck?
And I rooted for you against Gene Simmons!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, slurping 🍷 with Winona at October 27, 2016 01:45 PM (LhdNI)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:45 PM (wA3c3)
Posted by: BEN ROTHELISBERGER at October 27, 2016 01:45 PM (X6fMO)
Sure.
Right after Harry Reid's personal ad.
I thought Hairy's was in Boys Life?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:45 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2016 01:45 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:29 PM (0F67M)
THANK YOU!
Trying to remember that name was pissing me off.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:46 PM (/D5Lf)
You haven't learned by now not to drink anything while reading HQ comments?! That's near the top of the list of HQ guidelines. Possibly second only to "If you don't understand a reference *don't* ask, and for G-d's sake don't Google it".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (GDulk)
Right? In my defense, I'm a Special Ed. teacher. I have to be retrained every time I open new comments.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:46 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:46 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (uHcnA)
And that's where Paolo comes in.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (OD2ni)
Think that. Don't type it. Because,
"Challenge accepted!"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (wA3c3)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 01:42 PM (r1fLd)
So the troll is a liar? Well, that's news!!
Posted by: Milo at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Paolo at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Clock Boy at October 27, 2016 01:48 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:48 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:46 PM (/D5Lf)
You didn't read Ace's post, did you?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: MTF at October 27, 2016 01:48 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Low Information President on Twitter at October 27, 2016 01:49 PM (77i7V)
http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2016/10
/27/dear-kurt-i-cant-believe-someone-with-such-a-
terrible-record-on-women-is-running-for-president-
n2237296
(remove extra spaces)
Schlichter is usually worth a read.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 01:49 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 27, 2016 01:49 PM (KUaJL)
I guess the NYT has to fill that vacuum
Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 27, 2016 01:49 PM (KYcMU)
Posted by: Dennis Hopper huffing oxygen at October 27, 2016 01:49 PM (XfRKW)
There is no way she would have scary monstrous details of either candidate unless someone deliberately set out to terrify her.
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 01:49 PM (bpfzP)
Well, there you go. Never root against Gene Simmons. Nothing good can come of that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 01:49 PM (s/EUv)
Bat Boy wept.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 01:50 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (uHcnA)
Isnt that against all we stand for???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:50 PM (/D5Lf)
I wonder if they know something about Canckels that we don't.
Posted by: Iblis at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (9221z)
Or she knows something about them..
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 01:50 PM (u0lmX)
We just found out a friend was killed in the sandbox. So I have not one drop of sympathy for this hysterical, attention seeking schmuck.
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (VnCI9)
I am very sorry to hear that. Good people die, and the rest of us have no way to make sense of it anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 27, 2016 01:51 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:50 PM (/D5Lf)
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I guess you're right. I mean, why ruin a perfect record?
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:51 PM (uHcnA)
If a liberal decides to endure the punishment of a child, they damn well want to make sure the child is useful in some way. Depending on what color and gender they are, you can always find something useful to do with them in support of Justice and The Children. Even the white male ones that you might otherwise discard can be used for objects of a Two-Minute Hate.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 27, 2016 01:51 PM (igz+P)
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 01:49 PM (bpfzP)
Well they are indocrtinating the voters of tomorrow.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:51 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:46 PM (/D5Lf)
You didn't read Ace's post, did you?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 01:48 PM (hLRSq)
That's just what ISIS would want
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:51 PM (/D5Lf)
Even a Muzzie who is pure in jihad and hits the prayer mat 5 times a day, may be thrown in jail in their dreams when the Trump bane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 01:51 PM (493sH)
And how old is the kid? 7?
She shouldn't even know who Donald Trump is. That she's been exposed
to her parents' screeds on the topic is what is causing her to have
nightmares.
It's practically child abuse. Really.
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If it was a real story and a real kid, yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 01:33 PM (AoLFQ)
It's a real newspaper, in the sense that they print stuff. So I'm taking THEIR words to their logical conclusions.
So... as was asked a few comments above, what does the NYT say
to people who bring to their attention their children's nightmares
about their daddy firefighters who did not come home on 9/11, and
the evil moslems who killed them?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 27, 2016 01:39 PM (TOk1P)
Look at how well they build clocks?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2016 01:51 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
From what I heard, don't get Richard Simmons pissed off either.
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 01:51 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (7N6ox)
"Baba, I had a scary dream," she said, hugging him tight. "About Donald Trump."
BOOOOMMM!!!!
Posted by: Obama's Drone Unit at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (/D5Lf)
Honestly, if I were elected POTUS, I would give press credentials to the National Enquirer. WHY NOT?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Furious George at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (77i7V)
Will pray for his family.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (uHcnA)
drop of sympathy for this hysterical, attention seeking schmuck.
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (VnCI9)
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I'm so sorry, Moki. Very sorry.
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (bpfzP)
The only believable part in the story is that a muslim parent is poisoning a child's mind on who the Enemy is.
Palestinians are taught from the cradle that Israel is their occupier and Jews are subhumans.
Why would we expect any different from the Muslim crap we let in the USA teaching their children who to hate?
Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 01:53 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (VnCI9)
I'm old enough to remember when that was called a "grim milestone."
My deepest sympathy and prayers, Moki.
Posted by: BEN ROTHELISBERGER at October 27, 2016 01:53 PM (X6fMO)
*
*
"Baba, I dreamed about Hillary, a sheep, and a rutabaga. What does it mean?"
"I do not know. I must see this sheep."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2016 01:53 PM (QYQV7)
He's more like Tommy Ray Glatman.
SNAKEMAN FTW!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, tipping 🍷 with Winona at October 27, 2016 01:53 PM (LhdNI)
Posted by: bergerbilder at October 27, 2016 01:53 PM (27WlQ)
drop of sympathy for this hysterical, attention seeking schmuck.
Posted by: Moki
Sorry for your loss
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 01:53 PM (8ikIW)
So persons of interest sit in on the interview.
So there you have it from his own lips.
I used to think the FBI had SOME integrity.
Mr. Ratcliff missed that detail. "Let me move on"
This is guilt 101 kabuki theater. Shakespeare....
Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2016 01:53 PM (Bnnpw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 01:54 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: The NYT at October 27, 2016 01:54 PM (7H/2n)
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So a 7 year old child's statement is indistinguishable from an adult libtard.
Nice.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:54 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2016 01:54 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM (VnCI9)
Ugh...prayers. many prayers for all grieving now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 01:54 PM (vP09u)
https://tinyurl.com/h6xtrdv
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (4ng05)
Hell.... has officially Frozen over....
I agree with Michael Moore...
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 01:55 PM (qf6WZ)
One of the kids in my son's class has been telling him that if Donald Trump gets elected he's going to "turn off all the Wi-Fi" in the world.
I just LOLd.
Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2016 01:55 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Outhouse at October 27, 2016 01:55 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:55 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2016 01:54 PM (fA75F)
Kate Capshaw at her hottest.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2016 01:55 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (XZWie)
Posted by: The Prophet (PBUH) at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (0cMkb)
My daddy told me to tell you that I was scared by an e-mail server in the bathroom, and ever since, my toilet training has been for shit (pardon my childish pun).
Do let me know when this innocent tot can expect the full fury of the Gray lady to whup on the gray lady clinton.
sincerely,
baby finster
Posted by: baby finster at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (326rv)
Wait 'till you see the morning of November 9.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (iIzG7)
Not sure Ed Anger would allow such pinko BS in his beloved paper.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (XfRKW)
Well considering under her enlightened religion she can't leave the house by herself without a beating she might not be able to leave her room Trump or no Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (493sH)
https://tinyurl.com/h6xtrdv
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 27, 2016 01:47 PM (4ng05)
Hell.... has officially Frozen over....
I agree with Michael Moore...
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 01:55 PM (qf6WZ)
Love that they made an ad out of that screed
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:57 PM (/D5Lf)
'No big deal. Your Mom will still be able to mail me her naked pictures through the Post Office.'
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:57 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (XZWie)
Don't remind me. ::rolleyes smiley::
Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2016 01:57 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (KUaJL)
Shit.... you mean I get a JOB...
Where's this building????
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Hillary at October 27, 2016 01:57 PM (CrsGI)
Posted by: Bilal Elcharfa at October 27, 2016 01:58 PM (oGRue)
https://tinyurl.com/h6xtrdv
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Can't get it to play
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Outhouse at October 27, 2016 01:58 PM (7H/2n)
This happened to me with my ex.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 01:58 PM (f735k)
One of the kids in my son's class has been telling him that if Donald Trump gets elected he's going to "turn off all the Wi-Fi" in the world.
I just LOLd.
Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2016 01:55 PM (q177U)
Is he going to outlaw tampons too or was that just a Romney objective?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 01:58 PM (493sH)
This reminds me of a wife who get mad at her husband for something her husband did in her dream.
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (XZWie)
Happened to me. Wife was p*ssed off for all day for something I never actually did except in her dream.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2016 01:58 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Prophet (PBUH) at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (77i7V)
---------------------------------
Like you care.
Didn't you conveniently "evolve" your views on divorce every time you wanted to snag another man's wife?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (Nox3c)
I was told that we're going on a field trip to a bakery.......in Mosul. Should I be shitting myself?
Posted by: baby mohammad al finster at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (iIzG7)
There were lots of good jokes in the old USSR. That was the only item they had a surplus of...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (u0lmX)
And yet hasn't changed the Fox poll from +5 to +3 yet.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (Pby3z)
Is anyone else just tired of all of this? I am becoming more and more isolationist each day. Let the rest of the world deal with its own problems, and we circle the wagons and take care of our own.
Or does that make me a racist hater?
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (VnCI9)
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (pkbH8)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (SeD0w)
I just LOLd.
Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2016 01:55 PM (q177U)
Heh. Would that it were true. You go to a bar, a goddam bar, people, where people are supposed to socialize, and everybody's got their damn face stuck in their flipping "smart" phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (CUYn5)
Sitting in the family's living room one recent morning, Ms. Elhamoui asked one of her daughters why she liked being a Muslim. The 9-year-old said she felt proud thinking about the Prophet Muhammad and the way he led his friends and followers in spreading peace.
BWWWWWWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
*wipes tears
Oh that was a good one
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 02:00 PM (/D5Lf)
The last photo is of the daughter dressed in a burka, as she is waiting to be taken to prayers. The article announces that she has been praying several times a day with her family in order to earn her $10 allowance.
I. just. can't.
Oh, and another photo is of the little girl and her older brother staring pensively at a Trump sign that some inconsiderate hillbilly had the nerve to put up in their neighborhood.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:00 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Outhouse at October 27, 2016 01:58 PM (7H/2n)
YouTube here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY-CiPVo_NQ&feature=youtu.be
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 02:00 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 01:52 PM (/D5Lf)
Ewwww! Cooties!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 02:00 PM (hLRSq)
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I get mad at people for dream-stuff all the time. Sometimes I hold a grudge for weeks.
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 02:00 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2016 02:00 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Yep. Happened here.
Maybe that's why Hillary threw the lamps/ashtrays at Bill. In his case, of course, her imaginings were probably nothing compared to the reality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Outhouse at October 27, 2016 02:01 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2016 02:01 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:01 PM (oGRue)
But Donald Trump scares them.
Fucking please.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2016 02:01 PM (4AVeu)
May God bless the friends and family, and soften the tears.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 27, 2016 02:01 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (VnCI9)
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If it does, Moki, then I am one too. I will certainly pray for the widow and her children. It's unimaginable to me.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (oGRue)
That's her sister comforting her in her bed.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (XfRKW)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (iIzG7)
Thanks y'all. Husband is hit hard-he was close. Left two kids under six,
one with severe health issue. Prayers for his widow would be most
appreciated.
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Aw geez Moki.
I'll pray.
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (wA3c3)
There's still time for the Prezident to nuke NYC.
Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (Bnnpw)
Three, four Better lock your door
Five, six Hide your pussy right quick
Seven, eight Make America Great
Nine, ten Trump won election
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (0cMkb)
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 01:59 PM (r1fLd)
42+36+19 does NOT equal 100... its only 97...
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 02:03 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
______
How dare you make such insinuation about me lusting after another man's wife!
Now maybe young boy holding hands with girl on playground near teeter totter. Different story altogether.
Posted by: The Prophet (PBUH) at October 27, 2016 02:03 PM (77i7V)
Close call.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2016 02:03 PM (zc3Db)
http://tinyurl.com/he9e3x2
Click on this.
Seriously you guyz...and she loves pussy.
Would i hurt you?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:03 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2016 02:03 PM (wA3c3)
========
You know who voted ---> you know which primary they vote in = most likely they voted for the same party they voted for in the primary.
Or:
If Voter X has voted in the last 2 or more Republican Primaries, if Voter X votes, he will vote for Trump.
If Voter X has voted in the last 2 or more Democrat Primaries, if Voter X votes, he will vote for Hillary.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (e2Rx3)
I was sold to sex traffickers and I was raped and abused for years...oh wait that's our side who does that..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (493sH)
They're running out of shit to say about Trump.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (r1fLd)
Anti-Trump violence sweeping the nation. MSM is all over it!
Just joking on the second sentence.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, tipping 🍷 with Winona at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (LhdNI)
+++++
How she too could be Mrs Muhammad if it weren't for that Aisha beotch
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (XfRKW)
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has anyone ever tried this on their wife? Of is it a one-way street?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:03 PM (vP09u)
Thanks CB. I needed a smile today!
And gosh, I love you Horde. You are Good People.
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (VnCI9)
"The 9-year-old said she felt proud thinking about the Prophet Muhammad and the way he led his friends and followers in spreading peace."
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (BDZWU)
That's something to teach the children. Then they'll have nightmares of the NYT reporters giving them candy.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (GzDYP)
I know, I can't get any work done and my cube farm cohorts are objecting to my snorts and chuckles.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (nNdYv)
I was told that my candy supply got cut off cause Trump noticed that we got all Jihad with it when infidels die and sweet, sweet candy was doled out.
We need the gray lady to restart the flow of blood candy. Do it for the children.
Posted by: baby mohammad al finster at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (326rv)
and the way he led his friends and followers in spreading peace.
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yeah, the "peace" of the grave...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (2fWgq)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (iIzG7)
LOL. Love that movie.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (oGRue)
You never saw Fiddler On The Roof?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:04 PM (oGRue)
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Yes. Totally our domain. Do not try.
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Fritz at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (2Mnv1)
A guy could have a good time in Vegas with one of those time machines.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (hLRSq)
I need to pick up his new book, the fiction one. It sounds good.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (s/EUv)
Here's the mystery: is that guy really considering a third party vote or is he just saying that because he doesn't want to publically announce he's for Trump? It could also be that he's a Dem and thinking third party because he doesn't like her...
Who knows? But the long pause was telling...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (u0lmX)
My heart breaks for your friend's family. Definitely in my prayers. Strength for the widow and kids, especially for healing for the little one.
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (a0IVu)
Sorry for your loss Moki.
Being an isolationist is the worst response. We need to go and actually fight like it is a war. Not low level combat operations without any real objectives. And it has to be absolute war. Every tool in the box. I have buried friends, acquaintances and 1 of my own Marines. No more. Fight a war, or get the hell out and wait for them to get here.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (7N6ox)
drop of sympathy for this hysterical, attention seeking schmuck.
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 01:44 PM
Condolences, Moki. Prayers up for all parties.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 02:02 PM (/D5Lf)
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Maybe we are looking at different versions of the article? I went to the NYT from the American Thinker article that ace linked. In it, the top picture is the one of the two kids looking at the scary Trump sign, and the second picture, according to the caption, is the dad and the little girl.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (uHcnA)
Pull the other one, Bilal, it plays "Jingle Bells."
Posted by: the Deplorable acethepug at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (539ql)
--
those are wet dreams
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (oGRue)
Reminiscent of Cheney's evil weather machine!
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2016 02:07 PM (oiNtH)
You don't have that kind of hand.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2016 02:07 PM (f735k)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (7N6ox)
/Salute
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 02:07 PM (qf6WZ)
BWWWWWWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
*wipes tears
Oh that was a good one
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 02:00 PM (/D5Lf)
Can she name any examples of all of that peace spreading?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (493sH)
As for the NYT, Pravda Press American Style is beneath contempt/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (EnGQE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY-CiPVo_NQ&feature=youtu.be
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 02:00 PM (qf6WZ)
That is amazing, especially considering the source.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (s/EUv)
'I, as a refugee, think that inscriptions on street signs in Europe should be translated into Arabic. Equally, food packaging should be in Arabic. It should also be possible to take tests in Arabic,' he wrote.
Piss the hell off
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 02:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:09 PM (uHcnA)
Hello, (hello, hello)
Echo (echo, echo)
Now pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota (mota, mota)
Posted by: Donald Trump at October 27, 2016 02:09 PM (VndSC)
Barack was startled, especially at how strong and powerful Michelle's hands are.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2016 02:09 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Sheep Not Paying Attention While Mahometan Sneaks Up From Behind at October 27, 2016 02:09 PM (77i7V)
has anyone ever tried this on their wife? Of is it a one-way street?
One way street. Who dreams about their wife?
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 27, 2016 02:09 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (493sH)
Many Yazidi have been granted peace.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 02:09 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Qoheleth
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*longs for old favorite Pub, 'The Churchill Arms' *
Many, many, pints of stout passed over that bar...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (7H/2n)
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but tevvya wasn't mad at her. He just lied to her. what could be more normal than that?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (493sH)
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Well there was that one time, when they took Constantinople and made it Istanbul. Someone wrote a song about it. It had a good beat and was easy to dance to. That was kinda nice.
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (bpfzP)
So that's what she calls her legs? Peace?
Who knew?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (AoLFQ)
http://tinyurl.com/he9e3x2
Click on this.
Seriously you guyz...and she loves pussy.
Would i hurt you?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:03 PM (vP09u)
My ears are bleeding now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (jxbfJ)
How did this silly fucking article come about? Did this poor man, shamed that he couldn't assuage his daughters fears of an evil Trump invading her dreams, reach out to the NY Times to relay this fascinating event? Did he persuade the reporter to do a full article on his daughter's dream?
Or did this silly fucktwit reporter go searching for a Trump-is-literally-the-devil story and start by stalking a muslim family because, hey, I can't find a Mexican family that speaks english?
Something tells me, Mr Reporter slid the family a benjamin to say that poor Maaria is haunted by this evil orange-skinned man in her sweet, innocent dreams.
Not because she is, but because she should be. Right, Mr. Reporter?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 27, 2016 02:10 PM (2PHKP)
In the dream, Trump was greeting a bunch of us campaign workers. He smelled like very expensive cologne.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at October 27, 2016 02:11 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 27, 2016 02:11 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 02:05 PM (bpfzP)
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I spent a day pissed at myself for what i did in a dream. Thought i cut my pecker off.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 27, 2016 02:11 PM (oGRue)
My 6yo granddaughter went on a trade over a Hillary commercial. "Hillary says she's for children. Can you believe that?!"
My daughter does not have a political household. Though her husband is conservative, the Dutch in-laws come and go, so they keep it on the DL.
Posted by: bergerbilder at October 27, 2016 02:12 PM (27WlQ)
Maybe we are looking at different versions of the article? I went to the NYT from the American Thinker article that ace linked. In it, the top picture is the one of the two kids looking at the scary Trump sign, and the second picture, according to the caption, is the dad and the little girl.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:06 PM (uHcnA)
Same article. I was looking at the pic way down in the article.
*I'm very observant and paying attention to detail today
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 02:12 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 02:12 PM (z/Ubi)
You forgot about Baba raping little Maaria for being too Western.
Posted by: Fritz at October 27, 2016 02:12 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (0cMkb)
That was a really scary movie
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 27, 2016 02:12 PM (Om16U)
How many people name their kids Belial?
Mad Cow!
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 27, 2016 02:13 PM (fQ+9g)
actually gotten mad at you for something she dreamed you did? You're
kidding, right?
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:09 PM (uHcnA)
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I don't limit it to just my husband. I've gotten seriously dream-mad with my mom. A lot. And then there's my daughter. She really dream-ticks me off.
Posted by: grammie winger - the Cubs did not suck at October 27, 2016 02:13 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2016 02:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 27, 2016 02:13 PM (OD2ni)
"Trump Pushes Melania Back on Campaign Trail"
You see he pushed her! That brute! He probably grabbed her by the you-know-what and pushed her onto the trail with nothing but a covered wagon.
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2016 02:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 27, 2016 02:12 PM (/D5Lf)
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You're not the only one. I never even made it down the article far enough to see the picture you were talking out. I bugged out after the full burka shot of the 7-year-old.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:13 PM (uHcnA)
My condolences to the family. That's a story that won't see the light of day in the NY Slimes but pretend nightmares of Muslims kids are news.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2016 02:14 PM (493sH)
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still single, are you?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:14 PM (oGRue)
451 "Babadook!"
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 02:08 PM (0cMkb)
That was a really scary movie
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 27, 2016 02:12 PM (Om16U)
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It is a good creepy movie.
Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2016 02:15 PM (Fmupd)
"I had a scary dream. About Donald Trump .He was so mean to me. His hair was so orange it looked like fire. and he said to me, 'You're in your 50's and don't look like a supermodel. I'm going to put every woman in her 40-50's who doesn't look like a supermodel in jail when I become President.' "
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2016 02:15 PM (EnGQE)
The thought behind the link was that Mrs. CB got 'coached' today at work. She vented about her new team and what fuckwad, backstabbing pricks they are (paraphrasing). Honestly shes usually so upbeat and kind, so shes hit the wall.
Her coach said 'your coworkers wont change get over it' and 'gym and choir' she enjoyed choir at our last parish but this one whoa. and they practice a lot even.
Plus this so called Coach didn't mention drinking ONCE. So i suggested karaoke over the choir. Looking for bad singers to send her.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:15 PM (vP09u)
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still single, are you?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 27, 2016 02:14 PM (oGRue)
LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:16 PM (vP09u)
Both my husband and I have noticed the same phenomenon in our dreams. We are aware the other exists, but we never see each other in our dreams.
I had one a week or so ago where I was desperately trying to get back home (only it of course wasn't this house) after somehow coming out of the shower to find myself somewhere else. It was really crazy. I had no way to contact my husband, and I had to walk from crazy place to crazy place, but dang it, I was getting home if it killed me.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:16 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:17 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:17 PM (vP09u)
"I had a scary dream. About Donald Trump .He was so mean to me. His hair was so orange it looked like fire. and he said to me, 'You're in your 50's and don't look like a supermodel. I'm going to put every woman in her 40-50's who doesn't look like a supermodel in jail when I become President.' "
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2016 02:15 PM (EnGQE)
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Make room in there, Fenelon. I'm going to be your cellmate.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:18 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:18 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 27, 2016 02:13 PM (OD2ni)
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Same with Jedediah Bila. All these people are fake.
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at October 27, 2016 02:19 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2016 02:20 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:18 PM (uHcnA)
Bluebell...mwaaa.. (kiss) thank you so much.
She has blood test 2morrow at Mayo. Now we know the doc is testing for Parkinsons because the MRI person let it slip. The doc just said he was narrowing down the cause of the tremors. So shes scared. you know these take so long. So we drink a bit, laugh a lot. Going fishing after the test. life right? Thanks babe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:22 PM (vP09u)
The upcoming Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas / war on Christmas distraction will be a welcomed change of pace.
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at October 27, 2016 02:22 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2016 02:25 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 02:22 PM (vP09u)
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I've been chasing you around the blog a bit since the day after, but never caught up to you to ask. I'll keep praying for her that it's something quick and easy to fix.
You know how doctors here are, they want to rule out everything they can, which in the end is a good thing.
You take good care of Mrs. Cannibal. No snacking on the nurses when she isn't looking.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 02:25 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Eric Trump at October 27, 2016 02:32 PM (27WlQ)
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I have to wonder at the pathology of people who feel they have nothing else to live for except to obnoxiously troll a moron thread in sad attempts to demoralize Trump voters, while furiously fapping off gleefully at the inevitable destruction of our once mighty nation.
Kindly go fuck an ebola infested monkey up the ass.
Posted by: #NeveryHillary - I Love Trish Regan
The Dems must be shtting their pants if they are still paying these idiots.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 27, 2016 02:36 PM (kfcYC)
This reminds me of a wife who get mad at her husband for something her husband did in her dream.
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at October 27, 2016 01:56 PM (XZWie)
Happened to me. Wife was p*ssed off for all day for something I never actually did except in her dream.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
You must have given her reason to dream it. Ya jerk. PS: sleep on the couch tonight.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 27, 2016 02:41 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2016 02:42 PM (EnGQE)
You forgot about Baba raping little Maaria for being too Western.
Posted by: Fritz
More likely her dad throws gasoline and a lit match on her for dreaming of infidels.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 27, 2016 02:44 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: SimonGruber at October 27, 2016 02:48 PM (rX06+)
The boy says that it's ok because it's only a dream and The Trumpasm pops out and shouts
"No, It's not!"
I have the same dream.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 27, 2016 02:55 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Socratease at October 27, 2016 03:25 PM (FqHs5)
Posted by: R. DUKE at October 27, 2016 03:35 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: Rgallegos at October 27, 2016 03:39 PM (UMkb5)
Live at 5:30 entire alphabet channel desk jockeys off themselves.
Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2016 03:41 PM (Bnnpw)
Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2016 03:42 PM (Bnnpw)
Posted by: Satan at October 27, 2016 04:09 PM (UsCnO)
(And frankly, Fisher makes Trump look like a pansy.)
Posted by: George LeS at October 27, 2016 04:45 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Mike at October 27, 2016 04:59 PM (iDxq/)
Posted by: I'm not dead yet at October 27, 2016 05:02 PM (dLKyZ)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 27, 2016 05:05 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: Jeff Powell at October 27, 2016 06:16 PM (iV7/h)
At least he's not raping, selling, beheading, burning or feeding them into bread kneading machines, huh?
Posted by: Kell at October 27, 2016 06:21 PM (Pspu6)
This is concern about this young child's wellbeing. And we, as a society must stop saying anything that the left can twist into something that would haunt a young child's dream! For the Children!!
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2016 06:57 PM (2mC6G)
Life is hard out here for a pimp or a Hillary supporter.
Posted by: Joe Mack at October 27, 2016 10:47 PM (v9gSJ)
In the corner, with a pen and paper, was a non-gendered bureaucrat. I slowly realized it was instructing me how to claim a deduction FOR THE DREAM.
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