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Amy Schumer, Serial Plagiarist, Accused of Cultural Apporpriation
This story is so stupid I would not bother you with it except that it involves Amy Schumer, who Hector thinks is totally smoking hot.
Amy Schumer made a really low-budget and lame "parody video" of a Beyonce song. A song I only heard of once, but forgot where I'd heard of. Apparently it was that anti-police/Black Panther tribute she did in the Superbowl that people complained about. It's called "Formation," and it's about stupid shit, like Black Lives Matter and female empowerment or whatever. She totally takes back the word "bitch" and stuff. And from what I hear, she's earned that right. Anyway, spherical sketch-burglar Amy Schumer called up her Three Friends and they did the sort of aren't-we-cute lipsyncing crap that you used to see all over the place on YouTube before people grew up and realized straight-up copyright infringement was where the real money was at. Remember those days? When you'd go "Hey I want to hear Billy Squier's 'Lonely is the Night'" and so you click on a video and it turns out it's three Bieberesque teens pretending to play wicked air guitar and mussing each other's hair and doing all sorts of coyly homoerotic shenanigans? God, I miss those days. Those hot, hot days when men where men and boys were adorable and no one questioned it at all when you casually said, "You know, no homo and all, but I look at this sexy kid from 'Hanson' and your mind can't help but go there, and by 'there' I mean his hot mouth." Anyway, people only slightly less atrocious than Schumer herself are accusing her of "racism" for daring to feature white women lip-syncing to a black woman's song they obviously like a lot. White people, even white trolls like Schumer, simply aren't allowed to "take" from Queen Bey or whatever. Below, Beyonce's "Formation" and Amy Schumer's tedious, stupid cheap "parody." I strongly recommend you ignore everything about this post, including the link above, and just talk about whatever you like.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 04:27 PM (6Erfn)
Posted by: Memories at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (brMvn)
Posted by: greg at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (JEpHa)
In the Other Place, a 13 year old Keifer Sutherland is crying in the shower.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (6Erfn)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2016 04:30 PM (a0IVu)
Wow Goldie Hawn looks old.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 04:30 PM (qP3+D)
Its impossible for them to live by their own rules.
Posted by: Don Q.... singing the song of deplorable Men at October 25, 2016 04:30 PM (qf6WZ)
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Y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess
Paparazzi, catch my fly, and my cocky fresh
I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin')
I'm so possessive so I rock his Roc necklaces
My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bama
I like my baby heir with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all this money but they never take the country out me
I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:30 PM (brMvn)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 25, 2016 04:30 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 04:31 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The Illuminati at October 25, 2016 04:32 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: _ZEKE_ at October 25, 2016 04:32 PM (M1Eq2)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:32 PM (brMvn)
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 04:32 PM (gmeXX)
in other news, Steven den Beste has passed away and he's still more intelligent than Joe Biden.
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at October 25, 2016 04:32 PM (TWEt2)
Its impossible for them to live by their own rules.
But in the meantime.....
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 04:33 PM (WDy4l)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 25, 2016 04:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 04:33 PM (qP3+D)
What Budweiser exec okayed those godawful ads with fatboy neckbeard and Amy Schumer? Not only are they not entertaining, they don't make a drunkard want to drink beer, let alone Bud. Somebody was paid millions for that crappy campaign and I doubt it moved one case.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:33 PM (39g3+)
356
Take it from somebody who worked in the Nuclear Power Industry for over
30 years. It needs to remain a regulated private industry. The only
thing I would change is who does the regulating. I would totally take it
away from Washington and give it to the States. I would also fix it so
that interveners get one shot in the courts and that is it.
That
is what is causing the death of nuclear power, endless chained civil
suits which stops construction, one after another. All the while eating
up interest costs on billions of dollars in loans. For which the
interveners always lose but NEVER have to pay the legal costs.
The
problem with Washington being the regulators is that people like dirty
hairy get to be in charge they kill it for years until they can be
bounced out of control.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 04:33 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Oedipus at October 25, 2016 04:33 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 04:34 PM (WDy4l)
Posted by: Hillary at October 25, 2016 04:34 PM (2K8jV)
Posted by: holygoat at October 25, 2016 04:34 PM (DbBV5)
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 04:34 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2016 04:34 PM (i/VQi)
YOU THINK I *WANTED* TO WRITE THIS POST?!!?!
I TAKE POINT FOR YOU COWARDS AND I GET FRAGGED LIKE THIS?!!?
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2016 04:34 PM (8rNrN)
Why doesn't Real Clear Politics include Rasmussen in their poll average?
Posted by: Memories at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (mwcEF)
License fees, he is not free.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (mpXpK)
so much for eating.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2016 04:34 PM (i/VQi)
Intermittent fasting, yo!
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (fA75F)
So let's just stick with guns and boobehs.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (8yzWS)
Posted by: rd at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (Rtl0g)
Every day I read here. Comment sometimes. Learn stuff. Meet neat people.
Then this flaming bag of dog poo.
Done for today. Valu-rite and Diet Squirt awaits. I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe you can dig up some clown videos overnight. Bleh.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (DmxjT)
Posted by: Memories at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (mwcEF)
Western Civ ?
Morte. TU. Adios. Buhbye. Au revoir.
Thar she blows
Posted by: Sharp Creased Slax at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (TRUx+)
Posted by: amy schumer at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (FP3TD)
I'm confused by that as well. There are certain people who keep getting work and face time and there seems to be zero logical basis for it. For ages, Rene Russo got every big female part in movies, and I couldn't stand her crescent moon profile and harsh voice. Why did she keep getting work???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Memories at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (mwcEF)
I've been wondering the same thing. I thought RCP was on our side or, at least, not on the other side.
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (6Erfn)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Fish Stick at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (79p/O)
that's kind of a great point. By putting Roegen and Schumer in their beer commercials, they're showing people who they are, not who they want to be.
Oh well. Millennials and all. Everyone is beautiful, in xer own way.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (q177U)
He says at the bottom.
That said, I saw this earlier and chuckled. I LOVE seeing the left go to the guillotines with surprised looks on their faces thinking they were the ones who would be pulling the lever.
Posted by: Heralder at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (oCER9)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM
Wait to see if Hillary wins to see how stupid it really gets
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (sWbjH)
This is Jordan Frost: http://net-worths.org/jordan-pundik-net-worth/
Is he appropriating by writing the song?
Posted by: Teddy Roo-se-velt at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (Pl1FV)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (6diJh)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (6Erfn)
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Welp, that's a banning.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: holygoat at October 25, 2016 04:34 PM (DbBV5)"
And you've already replaced it with "spherical sketch-burglar," ha ha!
I like the original better, despite its lack of alliteration.
Posted by: holygoat at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (DbBV5)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (WDy4l)
Someone get Ace a vodka and a bj, he's pulling out hair again
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (39g3+)
Except now, you really have...Trout Pout.
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (nNdYv)
I'm confused by that as well. There are certain people who keep getting work and face time and there seems to be zero logical basis for it. For ages, Rene Russo got every big female part in movies, and I couldn't stand her crescent moon profile and harsh voice. Why did she keep getting work???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (39g3+)
There are people famous because a cadre of entertainment executives and others get together and decide they will be famous.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (0mRoj)
The ones you posted were bad enough, the entire song is gibberish. And crap.
What the hell.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (wV8s/)
Posted by: Bruce the talking dog at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (Nwg0u)
hell, the only culture that untalented skank is familiar with is the one she treats with Monistat.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (i/VQi)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2016 04:37 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (brMvn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Amy Schumer on a plane to Africa at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (6Erfn)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (y3aQB)
And every time there's a revolution, that's what happens. The first to go are the ones who backed the revolt in the first place. Robsepierre wasn't a major figure in the start, but he made damn sure the ones who were stepped up to the block.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 25, 2016 04:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 04:39 PM (fA75F)
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Did anyone think he would start voting Republican now?
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 04:39 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 25, 2016 04:39 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 25, 2016 04:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Fish Stick at October 25, 2016 04:39 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (39g3+)
- CT
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What this thread needs is more Andie MacDowell.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (eKxUP)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (mpXpK)
Amy Schumer kind of reminds me of a dour faced chubby little girl with a jump rope at the park with white socks and tap shoes on. The kind that neener-neener's you for no reason.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (y3aQB)
There's gambling at Rick's?
Posted by: Capt Renault at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (qf6WZ)
If Dice Clay talked about sex with Melania, he'd get favorable reviews from the 'comedy critics' who are basically liberals with no talent for original thought or work. If Dice said the same sort of things about Chelsea Clinton, the same 'critics' would demand that he be banned from performing.
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (TWEt2)
Posted by: Lester Holt: Registered Republican at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (qJhUV)
You want: hot homoerotic fun with 3 Bieberesque teen boys.
You'll settle for: getting a peek at old Bee-Gees fan photos from the 70s
You'll get: harassing e-mail from a 60 year old fat guy in a speedo
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (jR+TO)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 04:39 PM (fA75F)
I'd do her.
Posted by: Bruce the talking dog at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (0mRoj)
Please?
I stuffed a whole package of Snausages up there, too.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (6Erfn)
And every time there's a revolution, that's what happens. The first to go are the ones who backed the revolt in the first place.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Posted by: mx4 at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (/zv4K)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (Yqy2r)
- CT
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What this thread needs is more Andie MacDowell.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 04:40 PM (eKxUP)
She's even more inexplicable than Julia Roberts and Juliette Lewis.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 04:39 PM (fA75F)
Who wants to play Hangman??
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (Gr/PM)
HEY Colon Powell just said he is voting for HAG
I think I may be leaning that way too.
Posted by: Lester Holt: Registered Republican at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (qJhUV)
Me too - Jeb!
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 25, 2016 04:41 PM (ppaKI)
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Oh yeah, baby, oh yeah I, ohhhhh, oh, yes, I like that
I did not come to play with you hoes, haha
I came to slay, bitch
I like cornbreads and collard greens, bitch
Oh, yes, you besta believe it
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (brMvn)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (J9rqz)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (WlGX+)
Why doesn't Real Clear Politics include Rasmussen in their poll average?
Posted by: Memories at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (mwcEF)
License fees, he is not free.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (mpXpK)
So, I guess I can quit checking the RCP average 10 times a day then. Yeesh....
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Lester Holt
We will be voting Hillary for sure.
Posted by: Vince Foster, Ron Brown, etc at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (39g3+)
But then he did that video.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (hqZPQ)
- CT
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What this thread needs is more Andie MacDowell.
Winona Ryder!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (WDy4l)
As i mentioned earlier about a couple coworkers, most blacks are content staying chained to their white masters on the Democratic plantation.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (8yzWS)
Posted by: Kim Khardashian at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: NCKate at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (M0wYl)
***
I can imagine the hours long meetings it took them to settle on where to put "okay" and "slay" and whether or not they rhymed enough.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (5WUYo)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (6Erfn)
Crowder made a vid the other day of an interesting list of the Top 5 Triggering Movies That Couldn't Be Made Today.
#5 is a really good one that I wouldn't have thought of: Not Without My Daughter
But #1 is even more interesting....you'll never guess what it is.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (qP3+D)
The ones you posted were bad enough, the entire song is gibberish. And crap.
What the hell.
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Back when I was a tyke and I could see the gross contradictions in 60s music and culrure, I thought the problem was me; that there was some secret knowledge that I didn't have that would resolve the contradictions, a missing piece that would complete the picture of a moral underlying philosophy. But no, it was just nihilism, hedonism, and gibberish.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (a0IVu)
And I've got Trump Frump!
Posted by: amy schumer at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (DmxjT)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Pastafarian at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (OWWiT)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (brMvn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:38 PM (39g3+)
Exactly. If we bide our time over here talking about GAIINZZ they'll spend their time crucifying each other for lack of purity. By the time we get back to discussing politics, the landscape will have changed.
Yes, I know it's a pipe dream.
Posted by: Heralder at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (oCER9)
When non-white people use all the shit that people of European descent have invented.
Crap like, oh, I don't know, EVERY FREAKIN' THING IN MODERN SOCIETY.
The sidewalk under your feet? Cement. Invented by Europeans.
Youy want to play the "cultural apporpriation" game?
Get off the fuckin' sidewalk, then.
Oops, the asphalt street paving, you didn't invent that either. Get off it.
Electricity? Not yours. Stop using it.
99.99999% of all modern technology?
STOP APPROPRIATING IT.
Need I go on?
Is it racist to say this? Probably, but you started this race-game, and this is where it leads.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (jBuUi)
>Black Lives Matter
Btw, did you see the 'black jeopardy' skit with Tom Hanks playing a redneck Trump loving American?
Posted by: Lea at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (lIU4e)
You mean with an axe handle? Sure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (WDy4l)
TIMES INFINITY TO THE INFINITE POWER!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (Gr/PM)
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 25, 2016 04:42 PM (yODqO)
Those averages are shit because they include those early polls that favored Democrat voting by 15%+.
Look at the latest polls only and ALWAYs check the weighting.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (mpXpK)
HEY Colon Powell just said he is voting for HAG
Did he say he's voting for The Bimbo Dicker's Wife?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (qP3+D)
Posted by: amy schumer at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (1tkmK)
Soooooo, just do what we always do?
We're on it!
Posted by: alexthechick - GO TRIBE! at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (mf5HN)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (fA75F)
something something Hillary Clinton danger zone.
Posted by: Lesbro the Magnificent at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (/zv4K)
After finishing the Donna Tartt book, "The Goldfinch," which had her doing a Dickensian ending paragraph, I got to thinking about rereading "A Tale of Two Cities."
After he sets the tone of the times (1775, sounds a lot like where we'll be pretty soon with The Haggard Queen on the throne) he goes into live action, at night, uphill in the mud, on a trip with the Dover mail.
The sweating muddy horses are balking, the guards are nervously checking weapons as a stranger is heard approaching, passengers have been made to walk to lighten the load on the the team. It is a fabulous scene and it is only the opener.
I'm gonna take my time getting through it, so savor every word. It'll be much better than the Donna Tartt novel.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 25, 2016 04:45 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 04:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 04:45 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 04:45 PM (4WhSY)
something something Hillary Clinton danger zone.
Posted by: Lesbro the Magnificent at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (/zv4K)
I'd hump their legs. But that's it.
Posted by: Bruce the talking dog at October 25, 2016 04:45 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2016 04:45 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Feldwebel Franz at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (72Zur)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (39g3+)
Her fans are psychotic.
Posted by: Hamilton at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: every civil engineer ever at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (2WoCi)
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When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper, cause I slay
Drop him off at the mall, let him buy some J's, let him shop up, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
You just might be a black Bill Gates in the making, cause I slay
I just might be a black Bill Gates in the making
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (brMvn)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 04:47 PM (928Aa)
so they ( whoever 'they' are ) made her a star
Posted by: Billy Occam at October 25, 2016 04:47 PM (/542q)
for really stupid you have to hear lady gaga's interview where she praises blm and trayvon martin. impressively stupid.
p.s. ummmm i don't remember the boy band thing - what are you talking about? youtube lip-synching? i remember listening to "ships in the night" by jack bruce. is that what you meant? there's no video with that, though. hmmmmm.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 04:47 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Fish Stick at October 25, 2016 04:36 PM (79p/O)
I do too. It was like "psyched you!" Those were the days...
Posted by: washrivergal at October 25, 2016 04:47 PM (CFc5L)
What was that theory called, that the universe could end at any moment? False vacuum, unstable vacuum? At least I can take some comfort in that.
Posted by: Pastafarian at October 25, 2016 04:47 PM (OWWiT)
Gary Johnson just told Cavuto Trump is "toast."
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 04:47 PM (928Aa)
Well he would know about all things toasty, crispy and baked.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 25, 2016 04:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2016 04:47 PM (y3aQB)
I guess I'm officially old. I see nothing of value there at all. Nothing.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 04:48 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 04:48 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2016 04:48 PM (8rNrN)
I blame beta males for this.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 25, 2016 04:48 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 25, 2016 04:48 PM (1tkmK)
God's extremely delayed justice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hepcat at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (5b+Sr)
She must have eaten some mushrooms she found in those woods.
That's all I got.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (7Kbxu)
AAARGGGHHHH
IT'S CONCRETE!
Yep.
Cement is just the powder.
Cement (mortar) + aggregate + H2O = Concrete
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (qP3+D)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (1me8P)
This is the story of modern feminism writ large. It is a glimpse into the brilliant genius that is Ms Knowles. We are forever indebted to her for allowing us to study this fine art of music.
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Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, I slay
Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation
You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation
Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (brMvn)
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When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper, cause I slay
Drop him off at the mall, let him buy some J's, let him shop up, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
You just might be a black Bill Gates in the making, cause I slay
I just might be a black Bill Gates in the making
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (brMvn)
You're missing all the subtext.
Posted by: Leonard Von Smartypants at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (/zv4K)
cute, too
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2016 04:48 PM (8rNrN)
I always thought so.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (CFc5L)
If it was revealed that someone had to have carnal knowledge of Amy or the world would be destroyed, and it was further revealed that it had to be you, how far would your projectile vomit go?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Meh. I'm a fanbois. Have been for decades.
But I know the level of hate she gets around here - worse than Steely Dan - so I couldn't resist.
And Juliette Lewis? I could pick up a cuter & more talented tweaker chick at the trailer park around the corner for $10 (and have).
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (eKxUP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (6Erfn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (4WhSY)
Oh, yeah, isn't that the one that has right-wing domestic terrorist bombers as the bad guys, and the rest of the book is the author's laundry list of culturally hip must-have superior elite things?
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (ucB75)
a marvelous palate cleanser after the above video.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (39g3+)
heck, I remember her on Laugn in...
Of course, that make me old too.
Sock it to ME?!
Posted by: havildar-major at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (jpW6t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (39g3+)
Aaaaaand that's when the fight started.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (8yzWS)
Posted by: Lester at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (8USec)
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Wait, I could be SMOD?
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (gmeXX)
Gary Johnson just told Cavuto Trump is "toast."
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Then he farted, ate a crayon, and fired up a fatty.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (5WUYo)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (Gr/PM)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (mpXpK)
After reading the Podesta memo, you need the full cross tabs. Who and where they biased their sample distribution.
Posted by: Jean at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (WTSFk)
She was great in Groundhog Day. Super cute.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (OD2ni)
Yeah, they get hot and get on a run and they're in everything. Then...BOOM...gone.
Next time you see them, they're playing like a judge on Blue Bloods or sumthin.
Or apparently in videos with Amy Schumer...
Posted by: tu3031 at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at October 25, 2016 04:50 PM (ucB75)
That's not narrowing it down.
Posted by: alexthechick - GO TRIBE! at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (mf5HN)
When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper, cause I slay...
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:46 PM (brMvn)
But !!OMG!! Trump said "pussy"! !!Eleventy!!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (jR+TO)
Posted by: Hepcat at October 25, 2016 04:49 PM (5b+Sr)
Her best ever line???
Sock it to me....
Posted by: The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate at October 25, 2016 04:52 PM (qf6WZ)
Really? Where is this trailer park exactly, and is there an ATM nearby?
Posted by: mx4 at October 25, 2016 04:52 PM (/zv4K)
I remember that too. Her husband is cool.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 04:52 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: havildar-major at October 25, 2016 04:52 PM (jpW6t)
Crowder's #1 Top Triggering Movies That Couldn't Be Made Today is.....
Mrs Doubtfire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWfSjyGNRPE
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 04:52 PM (qP3+D)
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 25, 2016 04:52 PM (yODqO)
I don't have a problem with her, she was cute and fun. Just nothing stands out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (+GOlG)
I remember that too. Her husband is cool.
Agree. Well, as my wife sez, no accounting for taste.
Posted by: havildar-major at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (jpW6t)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (hKDRi)
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (1me8P)
Cosmopolitan reports that The University of Texas at San Antonio will offer a course exploring Lemonade as a "meditation on contemporary Black womanhood" and feminism.
Professor Kinitra Brooks will teach the thrice-weekly "Black Women, Beyoncé, and Popular Culture" course.
"The purpose of this class is to explore the theoretical, historical, and literary frameworks of Black feminism, which feature prominently in Lemonade," the course description reads. "We will use Lemonade as a starting point to examine the sociocultural issues that are most prominent in Black womanhood through Black feminist theory, literature, music, and film."
Writings from Toni Morrison, Gloria Naylor, and other prominent Black female writers will also be read and discussed.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (brMvn)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: steevy"
Hilarious movie and a really good cast. My favorite was the Psychiatrist that showed up towards the end. "Well I was hungry."
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bobby Ahr at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (zmZ2x)
Those Donuts are going to have huge holes.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 04:53 PM (6Erfn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (+GOlG)
Thought for sure an ex-NBA player would buy a Dunkin' Donuts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (CFc5L)
Interesting that he used the same phrasing that the hack Will Saletan used against Bush in 2000.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Memories at October 25, 2016 04:29 PM (mwcEF)
License fees, he is not free.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 04:35 PM (mpXpK)
Ahhh, makes sense. So the RCP average is missing that one at the least, any other polls missing? That ABC tracking looks like garbage as well (+12 H), only 600 or so for a tracking poll?
Posted by: Memories at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (mwcEF)
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/10/im-getting-ready-to-hate-new-president.html
Posted by: rd at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (Rtl0g)
Ever see those commercials where shaq speaks? He almost sounds special needs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (Pby3z)
In her first coupla movies, including one with "English Pete" Sellers, she was Not Good at All
Posted by: Billy Occam at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (+GOlG)
Okay....
So, I was drinking this new witbier from Avery Brewing Co, called "Liliko'i Kepolo" that has passionfruit in it.
And the passionfruit flavor of the beer reminded me of the time I was temporarily stationed at Olongapo in the Philippines and every morning I had this big bowl of fruit salad that had mango and passionfruit in it.
Well, every day after I finished my breakfast, I'd go outside and one of those huge Philippine fruit bats would fly down and carry me off to work down at the air field. Filipinos use their giant fruit bats like we would use taxis, but you need to have a piece of passionfruit for the fare.
Anyway, that day instead of taking me to my meeting with the Colonel of the squadron, the fruit bat carried me out to sea and dropped me on top of a big sperm whale. But, I caught stuck in his blowhole and the whale died of suffocation.
So, there I was floating for months on this dead whale, and let me tell you, I got tired of eating dead whale.
Eventually, the dead whale and I floated to Catalina Island and I waded ashore, and went into a 7-11 and all's I had was a dollar and I told the guy behind the counter, "Hey man, I've been stuck on this dead whale for six months and all's I've had to eat is dead whale for six months, so what do you have that I can eat for this here dollar?"
So, I hand the guy a dollar and he hands me a Slim Jim.
And I eat it.
And it was pretty good.
And that's the first time I ever ate a Slim Jim.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 04:56 PM (6Erfn)
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Wildcats was fun. "Blue Forty-four...Blue Forty-four...Your mothers a wh..."
Posted by: ajmojo at October 25, 2016 04:56 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 04:56 PM (WDy4l)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (FP3TD)
Well, even if that statement is not true, it mentions black people so it MUST be racist! /popcorn
Posted by: Heralder at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (oCER9)
And I eat it.
And it was pretty good.
And that's the first time I ever ate a Slim Jim.
...
It was a good day.
Posted by: Slim Jim at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (1H9ox)
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He is crazy, which I don't care, but he hums along when he plays which is a deal breaker for me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (Pby3z)
Peter Sellers was really one of a kind, there was nobody around like him back then, either. Insane, but I think that's what it took to be that talented and skilled. He's always so understated, yet memorable.
There were a lot of really great actors around back then, though, most of them from England. If you watch English TV, there are still quite a few around. Watch Amazing Grace and you get almost all of them in one film. Its interesting seeing pre-Sherlock Bandersnatch Cummerbund.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Memories at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (WDy4l)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (CFc5L)
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Agree on both counts.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (uHcnA)
Unless it's dark out. And I'm alone.
Posted by: Jessie Jackson Jr. at October 25, 2016 04:57 PM (6Erfn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 04:58 PM (1me8P)
Foul Play is a fun movie, despite starring Douchiest Human Alive Chevy Chase.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 04:58 PM (Pby3z)
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So she's insulting their intelligence?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 04:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2016 04:59 PM (+q5T4)
jack bruce. "ships in the night".
check it out.
right now.
we'll wait.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 04:59 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 25, 2016 04:59 PM (AGJqR)
I saw them open for Yes in Berkeley...okay, I was in the porta-john pukin' up a lot of Jim Beam, I heard them.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 25, 2016 04:59 PM (7N6ox)
True story, I've never had a slim jim. they look disgusting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 04:59 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at October 25, 2016 04:59 PM (dxvDB)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (FP3TD)
She needs to talk to Jesse Jackson.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 05:00 PM (WDy4l)
oh snap, you cant see it but the thumbnail for this Trump rally video is so awesome --
it's the bat-signal light in the sky with Donald Trump's silhouette!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK0xPNQW2DI
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 05:00 PM (qP3+D)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at October 25, 2016 05:00 PM (ABJy3)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2016 05:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (Gr/PM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (qP3+D)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (y3aQB)
Its impossible for them to live by their own rules.
Posted by: Don Q.... singing the song of deplorable Men at October 25, 2016 04:30 PM (qf6WZ)
Wait, wait, mon dieu, this revolution is not turning out as I expected....
Posted by: Robespierre's last words at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (QQ+il)
You know who else isn't as big as they seem on tv? Richard Rawlings, from Gas Monkey Garage.
I saw him at the Barett Jackson auction in Vegas while I was there the other week.
Posted by: jwest at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2016 05:00 PM (a0IVu)
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I saw Galaxy Quest for the first time a few weeks ago. He was hilarious in that. It's a really fun movie.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (1tkmK)
Any takers among the Horde?
*slinks away*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: Robespierre's last words at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (u0lmX)
Tell me about it, Comrade
Posted by: Trotsky with Stalin-induced headache at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Slim Jim at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (1H9ox)
Galaxy Quest!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (WDy4l)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (1me8P)
Foul Play is a fun movie, despite starring Douchiest Human Alive Chevy Chase."
I liked Seems Like Old Times. Charles Grodin is actually quite good as Goldie's uptight second husband.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (OD2ni)
Me either. Yes they look disgusting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (Pby3z)
Hot pockets are okay but I can't gag down one more than every few years. The awful food I like best is those 99 cent Totino's frozen pizzas. They are terrible but good somehow. Not worth more than a buck a piece though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (39g3+)
If you don't have a Cantaloupe and don't mind the mess, they're not bad.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (6Erfn)
If I'm blacked out, how could I remember?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (Gr/PM)
So that's what, a 12 pack for Seth and 3 cases for Amy?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 05:04 PM (mpXpK)
Teeth in or out?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (Pby3z)
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I'm laughing like crazy.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:04 PM (uHcnA)
Any takers among the Horde?
*slinks away*
...
Hmmmm...I live in IL soooo....hmmmm.
*slinks further away*
Posted by: ajmojo at October 25, 2016 05:04 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:04 PM (39g3+)
You know who else isn't as big as they seem on tv? Richard Rawlings, from Gas Monkey Garage.
He looks tall because he's always standing next to his midget mechanic Aaron.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 05:04 PM (qP3+D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:05 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 05:05 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 05:05 PM (6Erfn)
Heh heh heh...don't tell me I haven't hit the fuckin jackpot.
Posted by: Professor Kinitra Brooks at October 25, 2016 05:05 PM (qJhUV)
http://bit.ly/2f5faVl
Pretty sure this clip is a direct reference to Amy Schumer.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at October 25, 2016 05:05 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 25, 2016 05:05 PM (9krrF)
If you don't have a Cantaloupe and don't mind the mess, they're not bad.
You people make me sick!
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 05:05 PM (qP3+D)
Posted by: CaliGirl"
Oh yeah. If I were still alive, I'd body slam you. Yeah!
Posted by: Zombie Randy "Macho Man" Savage at October 25, 2016 05:05 PM (OD2ni)
Animal House is another movie they could not make today.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (1me8P)
So is Blazing Saddles. In fact if you have a old DVD of that movie keep it. Supposedly the newest ones have some of the scenes cut.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 05:06 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at October 25, 2016 05:06 PM (J70i0)
Almost Gary Oldman like in that.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:06 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:04 PM (39g3+)
"I'll carve out his heart with a... a spoon!"
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at October 25, 2016 05:06 PM (Iy6JT)
I've never had a frozen pizza either. I also hate kraft cheese singles and velveeta.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 05:06 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (FP3TD)
I work with an 65 year old man and he eats hot pockets every day with both hands like a hamster. I always considered hot pockets to be a snack food for like 12 year olds.
Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (+q5T4)
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Wouldn't matter, you'll have kidney failure and doing the Strange Brew fire extinguisher
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (suO/a)
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Then she had some work done and now needs a Phantom of the Opera mask.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (Nwg0u)
of that movie keep it. Supposedly the newest ones have some of the
scenes cut.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 05:06 PM (mpXpK)
Seriously??? They'll pry my DVD from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (n6Xmj)
Slumming with the skank fruit.
Posted by: Apple Pie at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 05:06 PM (Q5Ymk)
how is that possible?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 05:06 PM (Q5Ymk)
What are you? A communist?
Posted by: jwest at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Billy Barty at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (72Zur)
Ever see those commercials where shaq speaks? He almost sounds special needs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 04:55 PM (Q5Ymk)
lol, no. I don't watch commercials.
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (r1fLd)
We surrendered the culture to these retards?
Exactly how does one go about surrendering culture?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (IqV8l)
I am literally choking to death here.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:01 PM (QQ+il)
Literally? I recommend texting 911.
Posted by: Heralder at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (oCER9)
That was that skank Gwyneth. Winona was perfect for the Royal Tenenbaums.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (Gr/PM)
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Then she had some work done and now needs a Phantom of the Opera mask.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (Nwg0u)
she was one of those super cute girls, a long time ago.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (cPsPa)
No short-term memory.
Posted by: Billy Barty at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (72Zur)
Such a small part.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (Pby3z)
Just when I thought I knew you Ace
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (voOPb)
My room mate had a little oven for frozen pizzas that we used the hell out of. When the cafeterias close at 7:00 and we were up til 2:00 or later every day, we had to eat. Those things were 2 for a buck back then; they were cheaper than spam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (39g3+)
You know, you don't have to actually play the video...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 25, 2016 05:08 PM (r1fLd)
Where'd ace go?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (928Aa)
Seriously??? They'll pry my DVD from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (928Aa)
That's what I read somewhere. Can't very it though, I have an old DVD and the Bluray but I don't see anything missing in the Bluray. But it too is an old one.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (Nwg0u)
I saw a recent picture of her.
She's had some of that work redone and looks, eh, better.
But, still has diving board worthy duck lips.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: IC
True.
But then again, he directed the anti-Semitic "My Name Is Rachel Corrie" play, which really tarnishes his image.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (jBuUi)
Meg Ryan. I used to have such a crush on her
Why do these beautiful women insist on getting all that stupid plastic surgery?
Courteney Cox used to be The Hawt (3000 miles to Graceland) and now looks like a circus freak.
If Jennifer Love Hewitt does that shit, I'll never watch TV or a movie again.
*OK - I'll watch Bonanza, Columbo and Rockford reruns, but that's where I draw the line.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (eKxUP)
Posted by: Miss Manners at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:04 PM (39g3+)
Alan Rickman is the only reason to watch that movie.
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:09 PM (yODqO)
I heard the full uncut version of Money For Nothing from Die Straits on the radio the other day. I was shocked since I had not heard that on the radio in years.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 25, 2016 05:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 25, 2016 05:10 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 05:10 PM (qP3+D)
And I appreciate all of the food references, too.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2016 05:10 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:11 PM (QQ+il)
Exactly how does one go about surrendering culture?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Apparently be being the all-time fuckups, because we did, and these retards have more or less full control of it now, despite being less of a culture than a fully sanitized petri dish.
We're losing to this?!?
Christ. I think sometimes we're just too stupid to survive.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 25, 2016 05:11 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (39g3+)
I like how everyone has an accent in that movie except for Costner. He didn't even try.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (Q5Ymk)
Remember, Michelle Obama was shaken to her core at what Trump said about grabbing pu..... But she regularly invites Beyonce to the WH to mentor her daughters.(it's worked too, check the photos of Malia twerking and dragging on a doobie this summer. ) My guess is she has done at least a dozen brothers at this point also.
This isn't black female empowerment. This is a black female stealing the soul from young black females to make a buck. And to get back at whoever her father may have been. Making her followers just as miserable as she is makes her think she's powerful.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (oDUj/)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 25, 2016 05:10 PM (OD2ni)
They still play it here uncut, which is surprising.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (u0lmX)
Her Uncle (I think) is one Charles Schumer. She may have been made famous by the High Priests of Pop Culture to get in the good graces of Sen. Chuckie. Gotta keep that Government Gravy train pouring towards Hollywood Moguls!
Or not.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (M8Th4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Searchlight Hairy Reid at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (tu3iY)
"So is Blazing Saddles. In fact if you have a old DVD of that movie keep it. Supposedly the newest ones have some of the scenes cut."
I was watching The Halls of Montezuma last night on a channel called GRIT TV and they bleeped out the word "Jap" every time it was uttered.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2016 05:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2016 05:13 PM (LAe3v)
I saw Beyoncé in concert seven years ago (2009) at the Staples Center; the tickets were a birthday gift (from step-mother, who still has no clue after thirty years what I like and don't like, but I digress). The audience was mostly white, liberal women and gay men, with black people scattered about. The whole time I kept shouting that she was a wanna be Tina Turner...during the Ike and Tina days.
And as I always say when it comes to these female pop and R&B singers...once they go straight ho, it is hard to sustain after that, other than their hardcore fans. I offer Janet Jackson, Brittney Spears, Mariah Carey and there are a few others.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at October 25, 2016 05:13 PM (S/qwI)
Guess who's at the top of my list? *cough* *cough* *cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:13 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2016 05:13 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2016 05:13 PM (lPUaT)
Any takers among the Horde?
*slinks away*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:02 PM (928Aa)
Hellz yeah! Throw Nancy Pelosi in and I'll (tell them I'll) vote for anyone they want me to vote for! Nancy's my girl! I named my AR after her.
Posted by: mx4 at October 25, 2016 05:13 PM (TuyvM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2016 05:10 PM (qP3+D)
We still have Donald Sutherland, but a copy is never as good as the original.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2016 05:14 PM (8ZskC)
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Cut a round hole in it, 30 seconds in the microwave, then cantaloupe love. Some clean-up required.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:14 PM (1me8P)
If I'm blacked out, how could I remember?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (Gr/PM)
Be careful since Schumer has admitted to committing sexual assault. Banged a guy that was too drunk to consent.
Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2016 05:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Kindltot
We spent 300 comments discussing this on an earlier thread.
You are correct, but late.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2016 05:14 PM (jBuUi)
Did she lip sync?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 05:14 PM (Q5Ymk)
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Who the fuck do you think I am?
You ain't married to no average bitch boy
You can watch my fat ass twist boy
As I bounce to the next dick boy
And keep your money, I've got my own
Keep a bigger smile on my face, being alone
Bad motherfucker, God complex
Motivate your ass call me Malcolm X
Yo operator, or innovator
Fuck you hater, you can't recreate her no
You'll never recreate her no, hero
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (brMvn)
If she has work done on her face, I'll probably never notice...
Posted by: tu3031 at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Kensington at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (7Kbxu)
That was the first point in the film you realized he wasn't all that he seemed to be. Such a well-written villain. Die Hard is really a classic. And Rickman made it work. Without him, in that part, it would have been just another action movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (Gr/PM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 05:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Jennifer Grey decided that having work done to "fix" her nose was a good idea. Suddenly her offers started drying up. The thing about Hollywood is you want to either look good but distinctive (Grey) or have some unusual features that get you typecast. Very few beautiful people make it because they tend to blend all together.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (J70i0)
What Budweiser exec okayed those godawful ads with fatboy neckbeard and Amy Schumer? Not only are they not entertaining, they don't make a drunkard want to drink beer, let alone Bud. Somebody was paid millions for that crappy campaign and I doubt it moved one case.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I'm pretty sure they moved a few cases of diarrhea.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 25, 2016 05:16 PM (iWW0H)
Remember, Michelle Obama was shaken to her core at what Trump said
about grabbing pu..... But she regularly invites Beyonce to the WH to
mentor her daughters.(it's worked too, check the photos of Malia
twerking and dragging on a doobie this summer. ) My guess is she has
done at least a dozen brothers at this point also.
This isn't black female empowerment. This is a black female stealing
the soul from young black females to make a buck. And to get back at
whoever her father may have been. Making her followers just as miserable
as she is makes her think she's powerful.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (oDUj/)
Brilliant!
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:16 PM (928Aa)
"The purpose of this class is to explore the theoretical, historical, and literary frameworks of Black feminism, which feature prominently in Lemonade," the course description reads. "We will use Lemonade as a starting point to examine the sociocultural issues that are most prominent in Black womanhood through Black feminist theory, literature, music, and film."
So, like Melissa Click did for Twilight. Well of course, its got solid academic foundation, it only makes sense!
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 25, 2016 05:16 PM (hKDRi)
You know in Call of Cthulhu where the mere presence of monsters causes you to lose Sanity?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2016 05:16 PM (TOk1P)
If I'm blacked out, how could I remember?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (Gr/PM)
if you drink enough of it they look the same. they are both only marginally in their dominant sex. if you stripped them and shaved them they would be indistinguishable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2016 05:16 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:17 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (Gr/PM)
Just follow the rules of your restraining order and you'll be fine and not have to spend the night in prison like last year.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at October 25, 2016 05:17 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Weasel at October 25, 2016 05:17 PM (Sfs6o)
No wonder the kid didn't want anything to do with her.
Posted by: Cheri at October 25, 2016 05:17 PM (oiNtH)
If she has work done on her face, I'll probably never notice...
Posted by: tu3031 at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (qJhUV)
from the shows you seem to be watching it is unlikely you would ever know she had work done anyway.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2016 05:18 PM (cPsPa)
Getting on her knees might be tough
Yeah, you're there enjoying your beejer and then the LifeAlert alarm goes off and ruins everything.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2016 05:18 PM (8ZskC)
I like how everyone has an accent in that movie except for Costner. He didn't even try.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 05:12 PM (Q5Ymk)
And thus the slam in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men In Tights, "Unlike some other Robin Hood's I can speak with a British accent."
Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2016 05:18 PM (z/Ubi)
That's not funny!
Posted by: zombie rachel corrie at October 25, 2016 05:18 PM (FP3TD)
very good in thunder dome, too.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 05:18 PM (WTSFk)
When non-white people use all the shit that people of European descent have invented.
Crap like, oh, I don't know, EVERY FREAKIN' THING IN MODERN SOCIETY.
The sidewalk under your feet? Cement. Invented by Europeans.
Youy want to play the "cultural apporpriation" game?
Get off the fuckin' sidewalk, then.
Oops, the asphalt street paving, you didn't invent that either. Get off it.
Electricity? Not yours. Stop using it.
99.99999% of all modern technology?
STOP APPROPRIATING IT.
Need I go on?
Is it racist to say this? Probably, but you started this race-game, and this is where it leads.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2016 04:43 PM (jBuUi)
I am perfectly willing to give up peanut butter.
However I think George Washington Carver would tell me just how stupid that is.
Posted by: rd at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Rtl0g)
No wonder the kid didn't want anything to do with her.
Sounds like it sucks.
Posted by: mx4 at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (TuyvM)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2016 05:14 PM (Q5Ymk)
Hey CaliGirl! No, she actually sang. She has a nice voice, but she is prone to shouting during live performances. Also, this was around the time Michael Jackson died, so she did a tribute to him by singing "Ave Maria". It was ok. But as I said earlier, she totally patterned herself after a young Tina Turner. And she fails spectacularly at that.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: jimveejr at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (X5L6l)
Yeah that was the classic bonehead mistake. She went from cute and quirky to... boring. Whoever advised her or let her do that was an idiot.
Terri Garr, she was the alternate to Goldie Hawn. She played stupid but wasn't and was really funny. And so pretty. It lasted her a long time, too, I think her first role was that weird Star Trek episode that was supposed to be a pitch for Roddenberry's new TV show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (39g3+)
>Bud Light: If you drink enough of it, Seth Rogen and Amy Schumer might start to look attractive.
If I'm blacked out, how could I remember?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 05:03 PM (Gr/PM)
if you drink enough of it they look the same. they are both only
marginally in their dominant sex. if you stripped them and shaved them
they would be indistinguishable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2016 05:16 PM (cPsPa)
I was always taught, you can drink them pretty, you cannot drink them thin...
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 25, 2016 04:51 PM (Gr/PM)
Bail bond and a lawyer for her next shopping spree?
*sidles off*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (928Aa)
Janet Jackson married a muslim and wears a burkha nowadays.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Brilliant Actors Who Are Great at Their Craft But Who Are or Who Later Became Toxic Leftists
1. Robert DeNiro
2. Sean Penn
3. Alan Rickman
4. Tim Robbins
...and I'll let the Horde flesh out the list.
Remember, in this list, one can not disqualify or falsely characterize a talented actor as "bad" simply because he is a leftist. It's specifically a list of asshole left-wingers whom we must concede that, despite their politics, are extremely talented actors.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2016 05:20 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie tony curtis at October 25, 2016 05:20 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 05:20 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 25, 2016 05:20 PM (4rh2D)
If you want to watch a Goldie Hawn comedy
and blow up the head of some SJW, then watch-
"Overboard".
The basis of the comedy is literally what today's SJWs would define as straight up rape.
GH plays a very rich bitch who tries to screw handyman Kurt Russel out of payment for work on her boat, but falls overboard , bangs her head and has amnesia. So, KR convinces GH that she's his wife and takes her home to work at raising his kids and other adult activities.
I saw it recently and thought "This movie would never ever ever get made today."
Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2016 05:20 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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Cute. And funny.
But she's no Bonnie Hunt. That there is a woman I would strangle a puppy for...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 05:20 PM (eKxUP)
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In fact, I know and LOVE that game!
Posted by: Kensington at October 25, 2016 05:21 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:21 PM (Pby3z)
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Yes, but no one would come forward and volunteer that information.
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 05:21 PM (gmeXX)
but tina turner. just another level of talent.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 05:21 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 25, 2016 05:21 PM (EmUe0)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:21 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:21 PM (39g3+)
I would add a hard core leftist, another one wishing Hillery will open the gulags.
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 05:22 PM (sWbjH)
A really fine and funny film with Peter Sellers (I think it was his first screen role.) is "The LadyKillers" in which a band of hapless English robbers rob a truck from the Bank of England and bring the money to the house of the old lady where Guinness is staying. Alec Guinness is the leader off the gang.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2016 05:22 PM (EnGQE)
Help! I've fallen and I can't go down!
________________
Me too.
And I cut my face when I fell.
But I've got it covered with makeup today. The rubes will never know!
Posted by: HILLARY CLINTON at October 25, 2016 05:22 PM (4rh2D)
However I think George Washington Carver would tell me just how stupid that is.
Posted by: rd
AAARRRGHHH!
George Washington Carver did NOT invent peanut butter!
It had been around for centuries by the time he was born. All he did was CLAIM TO (but not really) come up with ALTERNATE INDUSTRIAL USES for peanut butter -- none of which were ever commercialized, and in fact were never even written down.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2016 05:22 PM (jBuUi)
Guess who's at the top of my list? *cough* *cough* *cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen"
If a president elect (or petty tyrant elect) dies before sworn in, does the running mate get sworn in or would there be new election? Just wondering.
Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (fA75F)
Which is why Bud's Super Bowl ads now suck, and why we get ads with Amy.
Bud is one of the few beers I don't like, but I don't like seeing a classic American brand killed like this.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Cheri at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (oiNtH)
Although, really, just name a good actor and, odds are, they'll be a dimwit leftist.
Posted by: Kensington at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (7Kbxu)
Well, sort of. I don't really come, but I totally did during that video in my mind.
Posted by: Hector, The Man Fan at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (/m8T6)
Cultural Marxism.
And, like actual Marxism, really just revenge fantasy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2016 05:14 PM (jBuUi)
Just back from the range. Sorry.
On the other hand, I have nothing intelligent to say about Ms Schumer or Beyonce.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (lPUaT)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (+GOlG)
I think it would be easier to make list who is a great actor and not a flaming leftist.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:24 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at October 25, 2016 05:15 PM (J70i0)
Nearly every "successful" Hollowwood starlet gets work done, either before they are famous or after. The ones who get it done before, as you suggest, have SOMETHING else that stands out... not talent.. don't be silly.
The ones who do it after, when they start to hit their 30s, are the ones who look oddly ordinary, when they shave off and/or stretch whatever it was that made them stand out.
The Daschenel sisters are a prime example.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2016 05:24 PM (TOk1P)
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So Clooney doesn't make the cut.
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 05:24 PM (gmeXX)
Rats. I was going to insist that brown people stop riding on airplanes. For cultural integrity and stuff.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2016 05:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 05:24 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 25, 2016 04:54 PM (CFc5L)
What movie? They were both in The Wrong Box, which was pretty funny, but Sellers had a pretty small part.
Posted by: HTL at October 25, 2016 05:24 PM (dUnF/)
Posted by: Hector, The Man Fan at October 25, 2016 05:24 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (EnGQE)
Then along comes Leelee Sobieski who looks like her younger sister and wow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (M8Th4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Oh, I know. But she was a quite the freak back in the day. Her going Muslim was for that sweet, sweet money.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (4e+hS)
she gained a few pounds and became embittered at the sexism in hollywood. but from what i've heard of how execs treat some women, it's understandable.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (uHcnA)
You know that still make music? They had two songs from a few years ago that I actually like.
Give a Little - https://youtu.be/56VPiS8dPDE
Thinking 'Bout Somethin' - https://youtu.be/TmG0DqhfDbY
The second one is a Blues Brothers Tribute video with Weird Al in it.
Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2016 05:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Remade by Tom Hanks . Box office bomb.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:26 PM (1me8P)
Janet Jackson married a muslim and wears a burkha nowadays.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Zu3d9)
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I saw those pictures in the Daily Mail. Ye gods.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:26 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:26 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Zu3d9)
It's my great fear that the hedonists of society are going to run to Islam once they determine the emptiness of secularism.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at October 25, 2016 05:26 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 25, 2016 05:26 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2016 05:27 PM (+q5T4)
I think it would be easier to make list who is a great actor and not a flaming leftist.
Malkovich. John Rhys-Davies, Eastwood.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:27 PM (Pby3z)
THAT'S TREASON AGAINST DEMOCRACY!!!! Round ALL these ANTI-DEMOCRACY HERETICS UP!!!
But you know, I think Trump caused people to doubt the election. That's how dangerous he is!! He's talking down democracy!!
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Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2016 05:27 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 05:27 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 25, 2016 05:27 PM (89T5c)
And i heard her 50 year old self is preggers. I think she is just fat
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:28 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 25, 2016 05:28 PM (Om16U)
How come Beyonce doesn't get criticized for her cultural appropriation of blond hair?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 25, 2016 05:20 PM (4rh2D)
You can't culturally appropriate the willing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:28 PM (GX63o)
The Daschenel sisters are a prime example.
Zooey always was going to be only interesting when she was young, she has one of those faces that does not age well. And her sister was never that good looking, and combined with her almost total lack of charisma and monotone voice, I cannot figure out how she gets any work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:28 PM (39g3+)
Janet Jackson married a muslim and wears a burkha nowadays.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Zu3d9)
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I saw those pictures in the Daily Mail. Ye gods.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:26 PM (uHcnA)
Janet, darling. You're 50 now. You should be self-aware. You are also old enough to remember Pam Grier's experience before she escaped the clutches of the man formerly known as Lew Alcindor and currently known as overgrown IKEELU with a hyperactive thyroid and subpar reasoning.
Wake up, toots.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2016 05:28 PM (UBQ2A)
You mean reclaim anal?
Posted by: no good deed at October 25, 2016 05:29 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:29 PM (uHcnA)
Sylvester Stallone, Tom Selleck, actually most action stars. These guys are the bigger hollywood types too, they aren't gnomes with big heads. 6'+
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jif Bassworth at October 25, 2016 05:29 PM (QQ+il)
Janet Jackson married a muslim and wears a burkha nowadays.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Zu3d9)
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I saw those pictures in the Daily Mail. Ye gods.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:26 PM (uHcnA)
She's married to a billionaire who happens to be a muslim, pretty sure.
Posted by: mx4 at October 25, 2016 05:29 PM (TuyvM)
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:23 PM (uHcnA)
Hanson's Christmas album is a real guilty pleasure.
You can find it for like a penny used.
Pick it up.
The season is almost upon us.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2016 05:30 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:30 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at October 25, 2016 05:26 PM (J70i0)
And the weak-minded will flock to Islam because it is ascendent and gives the appearance of strength and power and confidence: everything the West shies away from.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:30 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:30 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"
Muslims preserved Western culture during the Dark Ages. Also common knowledge among progressives.
Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2016 05:30 PM (1BQGO)
So cool of those nice Mexican folks. But here's the issue: We have substituted turkey for beef in the recipe and I'm pretty damn sure Mexicans don't eat turkey. I think the Native First Peoples ate turkeys first, so I'm planning on checking with them next, but I don't think the Mexican go-ahead-and-eat-chili card I'm holding covers turkey.
What the hell can I do?!
I really care about not offending any of my cultural brothers and sisters, but I am hungry. And my wife's neck is killing her, and she's really looking forward to the chili, so I'm caught in the middle here.
Posted by: A Worried White American at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (/m8T6)
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Tom Cruise. I'm sure he is, but for the most part he just keeps his mouth shut. And acts a little crazy from time to time.
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (gmeXX)
Hey!
Posted by: Jif Bassworth at October 25, 2016 05:29 PM (QQ+il)
Remember "Skippy the Bush Kangaroo?"
I loved that show. *wistful sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (UBQ2A)
check out "ships in the night" by jack bruce over at youtube. beautiful.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (WTSFk)
Sorry , Sly is a short dude.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (1me8P)
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The blind vote Donk?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (O2RFr)
I think she also had a stroke. Last time I saw her was on Letterman about five years ago and she didn't look good at all. It was really sad because I thought she was great.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 25, 2016 05:32 PM (/x6xU)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 05:32 PM (6Erfn)
Jackson is reportedly pregnant. At 50
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:30 PM (+GOlG)
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She sure is. I saw the pics. Oof.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:32 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (gmeXX)
He is a rabid Scientologist.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at October 25, 2016 05:32 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:30 PM (+GOlG)
Normally, I'd be appalled, but Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2016 05:32 PM (UBQ2A)
I'm pretty sure the role she played in Bowfinger was biographical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (O2RFr)
Style point deduction. He is known as Colon Bowel around here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (UBQ2A)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (r1fLd)
Is he? I know Selleck is a big guy. He's a conservative too, not one of those "Robert Downey jr" sorta-libertarian sounding guys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:30 PM (Zu3d9)
I've been wondering for years how American lefties would react when more conservative Christian populations in Africa and Asia started sending missionaries here. The urge to look down upon and forbid discussion of religion, especially the Christian kind, would naturally come in conflict with need to acclaim anyone of a 3rd-world race or nationality.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (q/kmn)
Powell's a leading candidate for this year's Scott McClellan Conservative Shitweasel Prize.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Advo at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (Ms4Um)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:34 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Zu3d9)
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Back lace lingerie is all that's under that burqua, if you were wondering. And maybe, just maybe, its mostly see-through.
Posted by: Janet Jackson's Billionaire Muslim Husband at October 25, 2016 05:34 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2016 05:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 05:34 PM (gmeXX)
There is a rather persistent rumor that Jackson is not pregnant, that she has a surrogate.
Is the surrogate under the burkha too because, yeesh, that thing is a circus tent.
Posted by: no good deed at October 25, 2016 05:34 PM (/O5Ax)
As an affirmative action hire, he was always a bad fit for the Republican party.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:34 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:34 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 25, 2016 05:34 PM (mBYZv)
Elizabeth Hurley still looks great in her 50s. Bedazzled is a dumb movie but worth watching just for her being wicked. And for extra fun, check out her part in the Sharpe's Rifles series.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (Bl4dy)
Maybe an implanted in vitro fertilized egg donated by a younger relative.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2016 05:35 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:35 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 25, 2016 05:32 PM (/x6xU)
Europe? I thought you were going to say Islam.
It was called "funq."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2016 05:35 PM (UBQ2A)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2016 05:35 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Peggy at October 25, 2016 05:35 PM (HBU7W)
Currently, or prime? I don't know how well Liz Hurley has aged, but she used to be a dime - as already stated above, Ms. Graham is still very fetching.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 25, 2016 05:36 PM (kumBu)
I think it would be easier to make list who is a great actor and not a flaming leftist.
Malkovich. John Rhys-Davies, Eastwood.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:27 PM (Pby3z)
Jon Voight, not the dentist.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:36 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:36 PM (uHcnA)
Then she will fade to black.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 25, 2016 05:36 PM (uzJKG)
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 05:36 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:35 PM (1me8P) "
But only 5'11 without his mustache.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (kumBu)
They are, have been for a few years. I think there are Korean missionaries, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (+GOlG)
I have a relative that is in the entertainment industry...Janet Jackson is very pregnant. Besides, Adrienne Barbeau gave birth to twin boys at 51.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (6Erfn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2016 05:33 PM (uHcnA)
No one was more shocked than me, but
yeah, it's very good and has become one of my Christmas faves.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (0cMkb)
So cool of those nice Mexican folks. But here's the issue: We have substituted turkey for beef in the recipe and I'm pretty damn sure Mexicans don't eat turkey. I think the Native First Peoples ate turkeys first, so I'm planning on checking with them next, but I don't think the Mexican go-ahead-and-eat-chili card I'm holding covers turkey.
What the hell can I do?!
Use carrots....
Posted by: Al Leppo at October 25, 2016 05:38 PM (vmsda)
Brilliant Actors Who Are Great at Their Craft But Who Are or Who Later Became Toxic Leftists
1. Robert DeNiro
2. Sean Penn
3. Alan Rickman
4. Tim Robbins
...and I'll let the Horde flesh out the list.
Penn and Robbins are both in Mystic River and I thought it was amazing (thank you, Mr. Eastwood) and also thought it was a credit to their craft that I could enjoy it as much as I did considering how much I dislike their political agitation.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 25, 2016 05:38 PM (hKDRi)
"So cool of those nice Mexican folks. But here's the issue: We have
substituted turkey for beef in the recipe and I'm pretty damn sure
Mexicans don't eat turkey. I think the Native First Peoples ate turkeys
first, so I'm planning on checking with them next, but I don't think
the Mexican go-ahead-and-eat-chili card I'm holding covers turkey.
What the hell can I do?!
Posted by: A Worried White American"
Try carrots. Those are great in chili
Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2016 05:38 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
Funny. I heard from someone who met Hurley in person she wasn't all that. Mind you the source is hetero female so, y'know.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 25, 2016 05:38 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 25, 2016 05:38 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 25, 2016 05:39 PM (7N6ox)
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That's how I feel about Baldwin in general. I don't want to like him, but he is just too good.
Posted by: SH at October 25, 2016 05:39 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:39 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 25, 2016 05:39 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Officer Comey at October 25, 2016 05:40 PM (qJhUV)
A little too obscure to call great, I think, but Dwight Schulz (yes, "Howling Mad Murdock") is on the right. I thought he was excellent as Oppenheimer in "Fat Man and Little Boy," and have heard he's terrific on the stage.
Posted by: JPS at October 25, 2016 05:40 PM (FLRE9)
It is almost like they are owned by the Muslim Brotherhood and Saudi Arabia and profit from nation building.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 25, 2016 05:40 PM (uzJKG)
She's just agreeing with Hugh Grant.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 05:40 PM (4WhSY)
What movie? They were both in The Wrong Box, which was pretty funny, but Sellers had a pretty small part.
Posted by: HTL at October 25, 2016 05:24 PM (dUnF/)
That's the one. I hadn't seen it before. Peter Sellers did have a small part but he had me on the floor anyway. Also the old man butler was funny. Good cast all around. Silly.
The best part was that it did not antagonize me. So high marks just for that alone.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 25, 2016 05:41 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: grammie winger, Romans 1:16-17 at October 25, 2016 05:41 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at October 25, 2016 05:41 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Peggy at October 25, 2016 05:35 PM (HBU7W
Don't disturb the narrative
Posted by: Jean at October 25, 2016 05:41 PM (ngn8T)
One conservative actor who probably has posted here is going to be mad if you don't list him.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2016 05:37 PM (1me8P)
Robert Davi? - Special Agent Johnson
James Woods?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:41 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Simplemind at October 25, 2016 05:42 PM (6WVKu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2016 05:42 PM (KP5rU)
Martin Mull was perfectly cast in that role. Also, kind of feel bad checking out Ann Jillian's nice rack given what happened to her a couple of years later.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 25, 2016 05:42 PM (OD2ni)
Goldie Hawn WAS kinda cute... back when fucking NIXON was President.
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at October 25, 2016 05:41 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: grammie winger, Go Cubs Go - HEY HEY! at October 25, 2016 05:43 PM (dFi94)
****
Thos toothpick legs of hers grossed me out. I'm surprised her knobby knees didn't explode from all the weight they were carrying.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at October 25, 2016 05:43 PM (+aCe4)
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Yes, they are. But Kurt self-identifies as libertarian, not GOP.
Posted by: Kurt Russell's Awesome Mustache from Bone Tomahawk at October 25, 2016 05:43 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: grammie winger, Go Cubs Go - HEY HEY! at October 25, 2016 05:43 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: teej at October 25, 2016 05:44 PM (aVY3U)
Most of them are globalists, that's what it comes down to. Its globalist vs nationalist and they come down on whatever side isn't nationalist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 05:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero
My racist thought for the day:. Any culture that can't build band maintain aircraft shouldn't be allowed to fly on them.
Posted by: Jean at October 25, 2016 05:46 PM (ngn8T)
Pauly Shore?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2016 05:46 PM (Pby3z)
Anecdotal stuff, I know is whatever you make of it, but i'm curious if anyone has similar experience. I know the early voting stuff doesn't look great thus far, but make of it what you will.
I feel like something has broken in the last 24 - 48 hours. I don't know if it's the 11th accuser and the media pushing these accusations too far, or just general sense that you are being sold a bill of good by the media, but something just broke.
I have had reliable and great conversations on the election with outside of my immediate family and spouse, 3 people. 1) a hard core Bernie supporter that went all in for Stein, 2) a feminist female engineer, that is supporting Johnson. and 3) a conservative reliable republican, with a libertarian streak, that voted for Cruz in the primaries, and just early voted for Trump. his wife is a Mexican immigrant who was #nevertrump and decided at the last minute to vote for Trump to stop Hillary.
The Johnson supporter seems to be having an existential crisis. She can't see voting for Trump because of the issues e has with women, but I can see cracks, I can tell that she is seeing the waste of her vote, and Clinton/Media machine needs to be stopped. I promised her 16 months ago when I outed myself as a Trump supporter and she didn't understand because "I'm smarter than that" that I wouldn't ever tell her to vote for him. I'm curious though, that over the next two weeks if maybe she comes to it organically just based on what she's seeing in the media.
Stein supporter is full on secret Trump voter, as are his kids and wife, who were all big Bernie/Stein people up til now. Will still promote Stein on social media, and he is a prolific poster for his sphere of influence, but he's all in for Trump on the down low in hopes something kooky happens. They all hate Clinton with the fire of 1000 suns, and think she is a secret conservative republican... so you figure that out.
I saw the same cracks with my friends nevertrump wife that I see with the Johnson supporter a few weeks ago, we watched the second debate with them, and she was pissed, saw crack forming, early voting the other day, she went for Trump... and she must have had a bag of clothespins on her nose to do it.
So I'm curious to see how this plays out. I'm not one for the rigged polling conspiracies, I've been there before in the past.... I've been wrong before. they are what they are, but I have a sense the ground is seismically shifting, and the usual assholes don't see it, or don't want to see it. The Titanic is unsinkable afterall.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at October 25, 2016 05:47 PM (Uy8SG)
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at October 25, 2016 05:47 PM (M6Zoy)
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Ohhhhhkaydoughkay.
I've been watching Shoe0nHead videos to cheer myself up. I highly recommend it, if you're just killing time on the internet. "Check your privilege" and "What kind of feminist are you?" are very entertaining. She gets 31/50 (62%) on her score, and social validation. I think only the patriarchy would give you a D for that, but it's a passing grade, so good for her. I got 26/50 (52% in school grading terms), but only via her video, so I don't know if that makes me a crappy feminist or what, and I don't care. FAIL.
So, my question for the horde this afternoon is, do you know what a "ladyboner" is? Can you wrap your head around that concept?
Of course, if you don't and can't, that's OK. I suppose I would define it as a "virtual hardon" - guys can also have virtual hardons, of course, about things people say that they strongly approve of, or give them strong feelings of validation. Literal turgidity is not a requirement. Same thing with the ladies, whether or not they actually use the term.
A ladyboner could also be something that gets you literally hot and bothered, but usually that would be reserved for, you know, sexually related stuff. I have no idea if the clitoris (the woman's analogue to a penis) becomes engorged. I don't care about that, either.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 05:50 PM (BcNLK)
Someone mentioned how she looked in the remake of Bedazzled and yeah. That flick makes me feel guilty for how much I'm going to enjoy her little interlude scenes. It's basically Liz Hurley naughty cosplay. NTTAWWT!
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 25, 2016 05:52 PM (hKDRi)
That took balls.
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 25, 2016 05:52 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Jean at October 25, 2016 05:54 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 25, 2016 05:56 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 25, 2016 06:06 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I think with Colon, it's a lifetime achievement award
Just spitballin' here.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 25, 2016 06:07 PM (RFeQD)
What the hell can I do?!
I really care about not offending any of my cultural brothers and sisters, but I am hungry. And my wife's neck is killing her, and she's really looking forward to the chili, so I'm caught in the middle here.
Posted by: A Worried White American at October 25, 2016 05:31 PM (/m8T6)
You're in luck. There are several species of wild turkeys that are native to Mexico and they've been domesticated there for some 1,700 years.
I've had turkey mole poblano many times and it's a tradition in the state of Puebla.
Now for the bad part: turkey chili just isn't real chili. You can make it with beef or pork but turkey is an abomination. I'm sure there are authentic Mexican recipes using turkey that resemble chili, but it's not the right and proper thing to do.
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 25, 2016 06:07 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2016 04:33
I was in the bar yesterday and the local Bud rep was in and bought me a beer. I thanked him but told him I transitioning to Miller Light. He axed why and I told him it was due to Schumer/Rogan spots. He groaned and said he's hearing a lot of that.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 25, 2016 06:18 PM (Dhht7)
Poll shows Trump leading by 3 in Texas.
ABC Poll has Hillary leading by 12.
Romney won Texas by 15.
Assuming Trump wins by the same number, there's a 12 point bias against him in the polls.
Add that 12 point bias and oh look, it shows Trump tied with Hillary, just as he is with LATIMES, IBDD and Rasmussen.
Entirely coincidental.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 25, 2016 06:25 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 25, 2016 06:33 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Sam in VA at October 25, 2016 06:47 PM (9stgl)
Posted by: Jean at October 25, 2016 05:54 PM (ngn8T)
That analogy doesn't work for me, since my nipples are usually turgid and it has nothing to do with anything. Thank God for padded bras, I say.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 07:00 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2016 07:05 PM (SEXy3)
I...I am not a cool person. In any way.
Posted by: Captain Comic at October 25, 2016 07:15 PM (bUUxB)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 25, 2016 04:44 PM (vUuJ6)
LOL.
And I was much older than I should have been before I got the double meaning of the classic chicken joke. Ah well.
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2016 07:46 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at October 25, 2016 07:50 PM (VnNi7)
If she loves being black, why does she straighten her hair and bleach it?
Posted by: Trump's Stubby Fingers at October 25, 2016 07:57 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: Fluboy at October 25, 2016 08:57 PM (hXfSy)
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