Democrat Kathleen Kane Sentenced to 10 to 23 Months In Jail for Perjury and Conspiracy and Seven Other Charges

As Ashe Schow points out, The Daily Beast "forgets" to note her political party in this brief.

Given how short it is, you'd think they'd want to at least add one additional word.

But nope!

Instead of jail time, the former top attorney sought either probation or house arrest instead of jail time. During her sentencing hearing, Kane reportedly said, "I don't care what happens to me," but pleaded with the judge to have "mercy" on her two sons, whom she said a jail sentence would affect the hardest.

Posted by: Ace at 04:13 PM

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Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 24, 2016 04:10 PM (jsWA8)

2 I'll get the others

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 24, 2016 04:10 PM (jsWA8)

3 It says "Democratic" now. Did they edit?

Posted by: MikeJ at October 24, 2016 04:10 PM (XnSUI)

4 One LOCK HER UP! down, another one to go....

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 24, 2016 04:10 PM (ar2KI)

5 Incoming pardon...

Posted by: brak at October 24, 2016 04:10 PM (VckGX)

6 Fuck her.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 04:11 PM (S9J47)

7 Man, who did she forget to pay-off?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2016 04:11 PM (EIOkK)

8 Tim "Sugar" Kaine's little sister, Kathleen "Kandy" Kane.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2016 04:11 PM (TOk1P)

9 Maybe she's a member of the Detroit Party, like Kwame Kilpatrick.

That was a fun post.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 24, 2016 04:11 PM (u0s1P)

10 Institutional Revolutionary Party takes to many characters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:11 PM (UBQ2A)

11 10-23 months?So,what,she will be in 8-9 weeks?

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2016 04:12 PM (fA75F)

12 How chewed up ya got to be for a democRat to get caught?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 24, 2016 04:12 PM (jsWA8)

13 I'm surprised she didn't change her registration to Republican before her sentencing hearing.

Posted by: Furious George at October 24, 2016 04:12 PM (77i7V)

14 I can assure you most people in Pennsylvania know she's a Democrat.

Many more of these to come when we remove Democrats from office.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2016 04:12 PM (9vY6F)

15

I'll bet she doesn't serve a day.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:12 PM (A9wTi)

16 What did her sons do, steal lunch money?

Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2016 04:12 PM (or3Qc)

17 You can't jail me, I'm Kathleen Foster Kane!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2016 04:12 PM (IqV8l)

18 So she is a sociopath then. Maybe she should have thought about her 2 sons before flagrantly breaking the law.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:13 PM (6IPEM)

19
Bummer about Pete Burns from Dead Or Alive. RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:13 PM (UBQ2A)

20 Finally, "Killer" Kane has--

Oh. Sorry. Mondays, whaddya gonna do?

Posted by: Buck Rogers at October 24, 2016 04:13 PM (u0s1P)

21 L, Elle you stole the thoughts from me.

Should have thought about the little bastards while breaking the law.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2016 04:14 PM (voOPb)

22 Says Democrat in the first two sentences.

Posted by: Argondawg at October 24, 2016 04:14 PM (N+6MO)

23
Actually, Killer Kane was a great RAF pilot back in WW2.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:14 PM (UBQ2A)

24 She was an inspiration to her two sons who will now be deprived of their mother's steady hand directing them to the virtuous life.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Clean Your Consicence with Donkey Brand Ethics Cleanser from the Outrage Outlet! at October 24, 2016 04:14 PM (hLRSq)

25 The children, your honor! Think of The Children!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2016 04:15 PM (qJhUV)

26
Wanna hear something weird?
On the radio this morning they said Steely Dan is named after a sex toy.

Is this true??

Is a "dan" a sex toy? If yes, what kind of sex toy is it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:15 PM (A9wTi)

27 4 One LOCK HER UP! down, another one to go....

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 24, 2016 04:10 PM (ar2KI)

Not. Enough. Prison. Space.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2016 04:15 PM (voOPb)

28 There must be some mistake.

Democrats don't get prosecuted.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 04:15 PM (mBYZv)

29 Actually, Killer Kane was a great RAF pilot back in WW2.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:14 PM (UBQ2A)

A villain in the old Buck Rogers comic strip.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Clean Your Consicence with Donkey Brand Ethics Cleanser from the Outrage Outlet! at October 24, 2016 04:15 PM (hLRSq)

30 Actually, Killer Kane was a great RAF pilot back in WW2.

Did he get frozen and Captain America'd like I did? Shockingly large amount of that goin' round, these days.

Those days. Whatever.

Posted by: Buck Rogers at October 24, 2016 04:15 PM (u0s1P)

31 Yeah, MisHum. Great minds and all that.
That's why we make a great pet thread team.
:-)

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:16 PM (6IPEM)

32 If we actually had an impartial, honest DoJ and apparently FBI, this is what would be happening to a host of Democrats. Starting with killary and her crew.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2016 04:16 PM (9vY6F)

33 CORRUPT DEMOCRAT POL SENTENCED TO JAIL: WOMAN AND CHILDREN HARDEST HIT.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2016 04:16 PM (TOk1P)

34 $500K to an investigator's wife and all this could have gone away.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 04:16 PM (mBYZv)

35 Kane reportedly said, "I don't care what happens to me,"

Ok. Supermax it is!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2016 04:16 PM (WDy4l)

36 "The former Democratic attorney general of Pennsylvania"

I hate to point it out, but it's in the first sentence.

Posted by: Mjim at October 24, 2016 04:16 PM (65v4p)

37 Yes, Steely Dan was the name of a dildo in a Willam S. Burrough's novel.
The band took it's name from that.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 24, 2016 04:17 PM (/hklb)

38 TFG will pardon her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:17 PM (928Aa)

39 Clinton's nominee for AG? (Once she's out of prison, that is.)

Posted by: Socratease at October 24, 2016 04:17 PM (FqHs5)

40
Yes, Steely Dan was the name of a dildo in a Willam S. Burrough's novel.

That's as weird as naming your car Brad.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:17 PM (A9wTi)

41 Pathos pleas right to the end.

These people have zero shame.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2016 04:17 PM (9vY6F)

42 A villain in the old Buck Rogers comic strip.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH

Ok. Ok! I'm getting off your lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2016 04:17 PM (WDy4l)

43
Oops. Col. John R. Kane USAAF.

Awarded Medal of Honor sitting in the pilot's seat of a B-24 of Ploesti.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Kane

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:18 PM (UBQ2A)

44 They repeated the phrase "Instead of jail time" twice in one sentence, but couldn't fit in she's a Democrat!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2016 04:18 PM (so+oy)

45 I'd tap it.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at October 24, 2016 04:18 PM (4F5k0)

46 Is this true??

Is a "dan" a sex toy? If yes, what kind of sex toy is it?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:15 PM (A9wTi)

Yes. A dildo named Steely Dan in The Naked Lunch

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 24, 2016 04:18 PM (/D5Lf)

47 but pleaded with the judge to have "mercy" on her two sons, whom she said a jail sentence would affect the hardest.
=====

Same pleading from illegal alien lawbreakers.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:18 PM (MIKMs)

48 War on Wimmen!!!!!

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 04:18 PM (1H9ox)

49 When asked to comment on his sister, Kathleen "Kandy" Kane's jail sentence, Lorenzo "Oil" Cain said: "Am I my sister's keeper, when all I did was slay a ball?"

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (TOk1P)

50 Maybe someone should wave this article under some DoJ attorneys noses, and remind them what happens when a Democrat is not in charge.

Posted by: Iblis at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (9221z)

51 I hate to point it out, but it's in the first sentence.

Posted by: Mjim at October 24, 2016 04:16 PM (65v4p)

Ace doesn't read his own blog, do you think he actually reads the source material?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Clean Your Consicence with Donkey Brand Ethics Cleanser from the Outrage Outlet! at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (hLRSq)

52
Kane!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (BK3ZS)

53 How did we go from Kane to dildos?

Oh. The HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (928Aa)

54 46
Yes. A dildo named Steely Dan in The Naked Lunch
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 24, 2016 04:18 PM (/D5Lf)

"A Dildo Named Charlie Brown." by Charles M. Schlitz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (UBQ2A)

55 I wonder what her prison name will be? First tat?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (9vY6F)

56 Steely Dan was teh ghey?
I did not know that.
Or maybe they were heroin addicts?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (Nox3c)

57 TFG will pardon her.

Can't. State laws, state courts.

Gov. Wolf could, though.

Posted by: Socratease at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (FqHs5)

58 47 but pleaded with the judge to have "mercy" on her two sons, whom she said a jail sentence would affect the hardest.
=====

They can move in with her twin sister, they'll never know the difference

Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (7HtZB)

59 "6 Fuck her.

Posted by: SMFH"

Yes, yes I did.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (OD2ni)

60 Oddly enough, my right hand's name is Dan.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (1H9ox)

61 I wonder what her prison name will be? First tat?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (9vY6F)

Kandy

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (928Aa)

62 Kane only did what she did because she was traumatized as a result of her pussy being grabbed by Trump.

Posted by: Trump Grabs Pussy!!! at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (6RZuW)

63
Why would Steely Dan name themselves after a dildo?

This changes how I hear their songs, now. Totally.

What songs do they do, anyway? The one that goes Have you had enough of cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (A9wTi)

64 All government entities are shit. Corrupt shit from the top down.

I know that isn't helpful but this last year I've finally, completely understood that government is the epitome of power corrupts.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (U+nHb)

65
I don't care what happens to me," but pleaded with the judge to have "mercy" on her two sons, whom she said a jail sentence would affect the hardest.

Playing the woman and mother card.I bet she didn't give one thought to how her kids would be hurt when she was busy breaking the law

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (lKyWE)

66 The good news is, she's eligible for work release at a vibrator testing facility.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (/f6Nd)

67 -
47
but pleaded with the judge to have "mercy" on her two sons, whom she said a jail sentence would affect the hardest.
=====

Same pleading from illegal alien lawbreakers.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:18 PM
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Yep. We must destroy America! FOR THE CHILDREN!!

Posted by: irright at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (pMGkg)

68 56 Steely Dan was teh ghey?
I did not know that.
Or maybe they were heroin addicts?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM (Nox3c)

Becker for sure was gay. "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" is about a gay affair. And "Kid Charlemagne" was about a heroin dealer in the Tenderloin.

Their music was polished and jazzy but their lyrics were about shady people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (UBQ2A)

69 They can move in with her twin sister, they'll never know the difference
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2016 04:19 PM
*****
Okay, I laughed at that. Funny!

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:21 PM (6IPEM)

70 "They can move in with her twin sister, they'll never know the difference"

I noticed the difference. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 24, 2016 04:21 PM (OD2ni)

71 Only reason I know "Killer" Kane's name is the 1930's (?) Buck Rogers serial, which IMO is most notable for starring Flash Gordon (okay, Buster Crabbe) as Rogers.

It'd be like casting Ben Affleck, fresh off a Bourne movie as the new Bond.

Or Ben Affleck, fresh after playing Batman, as... Okay, I tried to think of someone else not named Affleck, but anyway. You get my point.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 24, 2016 04:21 PM (u0s1P)

72 25
The children, your honor! Think of The Children!!

Posted by: tu3031

Kinda surprised she didn't fit in "they are the future".

Posted by: pep at October 24, 2016 04:21 PM (LAe3v)

73 She's going to a country club prison, isn't she?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:22 PM (928Aa)

74 Kathy "Kandy" Kane.

Yeah that pretty much wraps it up for porn name Monday.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 24, 2016 04:22 PM (zu88C)

75 63 What songs do they do, anyway? The one that goes Have you had enough of cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (A9wTi)

"Reelin' In the Years"

Are you gathering up the tears,
have you had enough of mine

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:22 PM (UBQ2A)

76 Rasmussen just out, still at Trump +2%. IBD says tie. LA Times has Hillary +1%.

But ABC says Clinton at +12%.

One of these is not like the others.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 04:22 PM (r1fLd)

77 but pleaded with the judge to have "mercy" on her two sons, whom she said a jail sentence would affect the hardest.
=====

Same pleading from illegal alien lawbreakers.
_______________________

Yes, we should just get rid of all laws.

They're just too hard on the children of law-breakers!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 24, 2016 04:22 PM (4rh2D)

78

Becker for sure was gay. "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" is about a gay affair.

Oh for pizzas sake!
Now it's all ruined for me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:22 PM (A9wTi)

79
Please please please don't tell me anything about Boz Scaggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:23 PM (A9wTi)

80 I know my client killed his parents, your honor, but have mercy-- HE'S AN ORPHAN!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 04:23 PM (mBYZv)

81 I don't think Steely Dan is gay. And the name "Ricki" from the song was a former lover of Donald FAGen, the singer.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 24, 2016 04:23 PM (/hklb)

82 She belongs in a gibbet, not a cell.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at October 24, 2016 04:23 PM (a94gW)

83 We're named after a marijuana cigarette: a Doobie. So hip.

Posted by: Doobie Brothers at October 24, 2016 04:23 PM (FXW24)

84
Are you gathering up the tears,
have you had enough of mine

I was close.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:23 PM (A9wTi)

85 68
Becker for sure was gay. "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" is about a gay affair. And "Kid Charlemagne" was about a heroin dealer in the Tenderloin.

Their music was polished and jazzy but their lyrics were about shady people.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:20 PM (UBQ2A)
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Ah. Well the Burroughs reference makes perfect sense then.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (Nox3c)

86
Tears or years?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (A9wTi)

87 She's a nasty woman.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (1H9ox)

88 Unfortunately, Kane's not going to the State Pen, as she rightly has earned, she's getting sentenced to 'the easier to serve time' County Jail.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (z1o2c)

89 Once a Democrat commits a crime, the media is no longer interested in their political party.

You see, Democrats cannot commit crimes.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (hqqM5)

90 78 Becker for sure was gay. "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" is about a gay affair.

Oh for pizzas sake!
Now it's all ruined for me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:22 PM (A9wTi)

The guitar pyrotechnics of Skunk Baxter and especially Eliot Randall on "Reeling" is second to none. The latter was Jimmy Page's favorite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (UBQ2A)

91 -
She's going to a country club prison, isn't she?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:22
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Probably. It'll be a powder-me-on-my-ass prison.

Posted by: irright at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (pMGkg)

92 Rasmussen just out, still at Trump +2%. IBD says tie. LA Times has Hillary +1%.

But ABC says Clinton at +12%.

ABC is what, D+9?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (mBYZv)

93 I long for simpler times: tar, feathers, lampposts, ropes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM (928Aa)

94 Her uncle Charles "Bananas" Foster Kane, tried to warn her of corruption and violent retribution in the Democrat Party, when on his deathbed he was heard to whisper, cryptically: "Rose Law Firm Blood..."

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2016 04:25 PM (TOk1P)

95 "Steely Dan was the name of a dildo"
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Very interesting. Ours here at the AoSHQ is named Charlie Brown.

I had no idea it was a thing to name those things before I started reading this place.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 04:25 PM (uHcnA)

96 "Their music was polished and jazzy but their lyrics were about shady people."

Who's got a friend named Melanie?
Who's not afraid to try new things?
Who gets to spend her birthday in Spain?
Possibly, you: Janie Runaway

Posted by: Socratease at October 24, 2016 04:25 PM (FqHs5)

97 You learn something every day. For example, today I learned that Attorney General of just a state isn't quite high enough to lie with impunity.

Posted by: Chuck Steelcase at October 24, 2016 04:25 PM (9mumm)

98 I didn't know that "Kid Charlemagne" was about a real drug dealer, but I kinda guessed it was shady:

"Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail..."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:25 PM (u0lmX)

99 Come on guy's! This is embarrassing, "Democratic" is the third word in the sentence.

Posted by: Mjim at October 24, 2016 04:26 PM (65v4p)

100 83 We're named after a marijuana cigarette: a Doobie. So hip.
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at October 24, 2016 04:23 PM (FXW24)

10 CC. Guess the reference!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:26 PM (UBQ2A)

101 If it affects them so as to teach them that criminal activity is wrong, that's a good thing.

If her guilty verdict hasn't affected them at all, then her sentence won't add any trauma to the situation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 24, 2016 04:26 PM (mBYZv)

102 Convicted felon-one less vote for Hillary in PA!

Posted by: areswomen at October 24, 2016 04:27 PM (mdUjy)

103 TFG will pardon her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:17 PM (928Aa)

State convictions, not Federal ones. Theoretically, Constitution-wise, Oblowme can't pardon her.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2016 04:27 PM (z1o2c)

104 98 I didn't know that "Kid Charlemagne" was about a real drug dealer, but I kinda guessed it was shady:

"Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail..."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:25 PM (u0lmX)

"the test tubes and the scales,
just get it on out of here . . ."

Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:27 PM (UBQ2A)

105 Deacon Blues is about lemonade! Lemonade!

Posted by: Ice T at October 24, 2016 04:27 PM (FXW24)

106 10 CC. Guess the reference!
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Five Percent Solution.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:27 PM (MIKMs)

107 "I don't care what happens to me,"

If she doesn't care what happens to her then make it prison for life

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 24, 2016 04:28 PM (493sH)

108 Now, that article on Bobby Vee (R.I.P.) in the sidebar is interesting. Who knew Bob Dylan briefly played for him and was the one who suggested the stage name "Bobby Vee" to him?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 04:28 PM (Nox3c)

109 The sentenced Lorelai Gilmore!?!?!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 24, 2016 04:28 PM (FYrz1)

110 10 CC. Guess the reference!

Syringe

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2016 04:28 PM (WDy4l)

111 Rikki was a girl Donald Fagen knew when he was at Bard College. not teh gay...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2016 04:28 PM (so+oy)

112 10 CC. Guess the reference!

What jerk off came up with that name?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 04:28 PM (IcT7t)

113
10 CC = the average amount of semen ejaculated during orgasm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:29 PM (UBQ2A)

114 22 Says Democrat in the first two sentences.
Posted by: Argondawg at October 24, 2016 04:14 PM (N+6MO)

Likely a stealth edit. They article probably originally began the same way their tweet does. Just calling her the former attorney general and not mentioning party.

Posted by: buzzion at October 24, 2016 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)

115
I was an adult when I learned what Pinball Wizard was about.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:29 PM (A9wTi)

116 Come on guy's! This is embarrassing, "Democratic" is the third word in the sentence.

They might've fixed it after they got called on it.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2016 04:29 PM (qJhUV)

117 112 Rikki was a girl Donald Fagen knew when he was at Bard College. not teh gay...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2016 04:28 PM (so+oy)

Becker was the gay one. And it is about a gay potential affair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:29 PM (UBQ2A)

118 Well, this is turning into a quite an education on the music of Steely Dan.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:30 PM (6IPEM)

119
OT - CNBC has on Lawrence Lindsey - He has said the MFM gives the Beast a pass and helps her. The Beast's economic plans will hurt the country. I'm waiting for the CNBC empty heads to explode. Maybe they should change the name to CCCP-NBC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 24, 2016 04:30 PM (493sH)

120 However, I hear tell Butthole Surfers got their name from the church choir.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2016 04:30 PM (TOk1P)

121 >>I had no idea it was a thing to name those things before I started reading this place.

Posted by: bluebell

Hell, women name everything. Their car - like Brad. How many name their boobs?

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 04:30 PM (5huyv)

122 Was she the last elected Whig?

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 04:31 PM (gmeXX)

123 68 Becker for sure was gay. "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" is about a gay affair. ...

Naw man, I was there. It wasn't like that. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

According to a 2006 interview with Entertainment Weekly, the Rikki of the title is Rikki Ducornet, a New York writer and artist. Steely Dan co-front Donald Fagen had met her while both were attending Bard College, a small liberal arts college located in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York. Ducornet says they met at a college party, and even though she was both pregnant and married at the time, he gave her his number, although not in the same context as the song. Ducornet was intrigued by Fagen and tempted to call him, but she decided against it. A complete write-up of this incident is at ew.com, and it kind of sounds like it came straight out of a Doonesbury strip.

Posted by: Stank Caxter at October 24, 2016 04:31 PM (9mumm)

124 She'll be out in 10 months. And she has plenty of supporters who will take care of her.

I'd rather they bring back the whipping post. Make her sons watch.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 24, 2016 04:31 PM (FYrz1)

125 112 Rikki was a girl Donald Fagen knew when he was at Bard College. not teh gay...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2016 04:28 PM
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Bard College not teh ghey?!?
Well, .......

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 04:31 PM (Nox3c)

126 Bobby Valentine is dead????

Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2016 04:31 PM (qJhUV)

127 political party affiliation mentioned in the first line.

Posted by: SGT York at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (ITvKk)

128
How many name their boobs?

Uhh, didn't Alex do that?

One of them is Brunhilde, and the other is Lefty, or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (A9wTi)

129 I was an adult when I learned what Pinball Wizard was about.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:29 PM (A9wTi)
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Oh. Do I want to know? I don't want to know, do I.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (uHcnA)

130 How many name their boobs?

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 04:30 PM (5huyv)

I normally refer to them as "these damn things."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (u0lmX)

131 In other news Schwartzenneget announced that he won't vote for Trump. Oh fuck you Ahnold you have always been a Democrat and a cheater as well.

Posted by: Cheri at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (TmVQX)

132 Wait. What is Pinball Wizard about? I like that song. it's about sex, isn't it? It's always about sex.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (6IPEM)

133 Wait. What is Pinball Wizard about? I like that song. it's about sex, isn't it? It's always about sex.

There's got to be a twist.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 04:33 PM (IcT7t)

134 Becker was the gay one. And it is about a gay potential affair.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
...........
It is not.

http://tinyurl.com/j59yeud

In the March 24, 2006 issue of Entertainment Weekly, in an article titled "Back to Annandale", it was revealed that Rikki Ducornet was the apparent inspiration for the song due to her friendship with songwriter Donald Fagen while he attended Bard College. Ducornet was pregnant and married at the time, but recalled that Fagen did give her his phone number at a college party at Bard and said that she believed she was the subject of the song.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2016 04:33 PM (so+oy)

135 Bobby Valentine is dead????

Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2016 04:31 PM (qJhUV)

Bret Easton Ellis is dead?????

Posted by: Skipping Two References Ahead at October 24, 2016 04:33 PM (TOk1P)

136 10 CC = the average amount of semen ejaculated during orgasm.
...
Or Charlie Crist. But I guess that's redundant.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 04:33 PM (1H9ox)

137
Oh. Do I want to know? I don't want to know, do I.

I thought everyone knew.

Pinball Wizard is about Gilligan and Skipper being gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:34 PM (A9wTi)

138 132 In other news Schwartzenneget announced that he won't vote for Trump. Oh fuck you Ahnold you have always been a Democrat and a cheater as well.

Posted by: Cheri at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (TmVQX)

Yeah, he's far too moral to do that. He might have screwed the help but he never grabbed her by the pussy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:34 PM (u0lmX)

139 >>In other news Schwartzenneget announced that he
won't vote for Trump. Oh fuck you Ahnold you have always been a
Democrat and a cheater as well.

Posted by: Cheri

I'm writing in "Fat Nanny".

Posted by: Arnold at October 24, 2016 04:34 PM (5huyv)

140 It's like the squeezebox song.
Mama plays the squeezebox. Daddy never sleeps at night

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:34 PM (6IPEM)

141 How many name their boobs?

Uhh, didn't Alex do that?

One of them is Brunhilde, and the other is Lefty, or something??

Scamp & Lefty. IIRC.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2016 04:35 PM (WDy4l)

142 133 Wait. What is Pinball Wizard about? I like that song. it's about sex, isn't it? It's always about sex.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (6IPEM)
---------------------------------
Sometimes it's about drugs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 04:35 PM (Nox3c)

143 I always thought that The Flying Burrito Brothers was a great band name.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 24, 2016 04:35 PM (6Ll1u)

144 There's got to be a twist.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
................
with references to "supple wrists"? gay sex, for sure!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2016 04:35 PM (so+oy)

145 My song 'Brand New Key' is really about doing the nasty.

Posted by: Melanie at October 24, 2016 04:35 PM (FXW24)

146 "Becker for sure was gay. "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" is about a gay affair. And "Kid Charlemagne" was about a heroin dealer in the Tenderloin.
Their music was polished and jazzy but their lyrics were about shady people."

Fagen and Becker were both into crazy literature and sometimes juvenile inside jokes. Hence "Steely Dan," a reference to a dildo in an obscure novel.

Neither is gay. Becker's wife OD'd when they both had bad drug issues (see "Doctor Wu" and "Time out of mind") Fagen has been married for a long time to Libby Titus, who was once married to Levon Helm.

Many of their lyrics are about shady people, especially those on Royal Scam. But they cover more. They're better than Dylan's, IMHO.

Kid Charlemagne is about Owsley Stanley who made a big contribution to counter-culture by single handedly making more LSD in the 60s than anyone else. He also bankrolled the early Grateful Dead, and even designed their skull symbol.

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" is about Fagen's sophomore crush on the wife of a young professor at college. He made an awkward pass at her, which she rejected in horror. Listen to the lyrics with that in mind and it's hysterical, because young Donald is so oblivious.

Steely Dan is at the Beacon in NYC mid-way through a 10 night run. The band is the best you'll ever hear, with the likes of Cindy Mozelle as one of the Danettes, and Keith Carlock on drums.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 04:35 PM (r1fLd)

147 Nothing wrong with "Pinball Wizard."

"Uncle Ernie" on the other hand - Pete Townsend writing from experience.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:35 PM (u0lmX)

148 'Afternoon Delight' - Starland Vocal Band

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:35 PM (MIKMs)

149 You want more detail in the paper? Here's your detail.

Kathleen Kane, not REPUBLICAN, sentenced to jail for perjury.

Posted by: MSM reporting at October 24, 2016 04:36 PM (8eVay)

150 According to a 2006 interview with Entertainment Weekly, the Rikki of the title is Rikki Ducornet, a New York writer and artist. Steely Dan co-front Donald Fagen had met her while both were attending Bard College, a small liberal arts college located in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York.
Posted by: Stank Caxter at October 24, 2016 04:31 PM (9mumm)

Because EVERYTHING printed in the entertainment press is true, and not totally made up b.s. to fool the rubes into believing whatever tripe celebrity publicists want said rubes to believe.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2016 04:36 PM (TOk1P)

151 Schwartzenneget announced that he
won't vote for Trump.

=====

We're gonna need a bigger fainting couch.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 24, 2016 04:36 PM (zu88C)

152 Wait. What is Pinball Wizard about? I like that song. it's about sex, isn't it? It's always about sex.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:32 PM (6IPEM)

Oddly enough, it's about pinball.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 24, 2016 04:36 PM (493sH)

153 but pleaded with the judge to have "mercy" on her two sons, whom she said a jail sentence would affect the hardest.
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A pity that she only just now thought about that.

"Unto the third and fourth generation..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 04:36 PM (7H/2n)

154
You mean that song about Uncle ~~Ernie~~ Albert?

Who is that supposed to be about?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:37 PM (A9wTi)

155 Oddly enough, it's about pinball.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.

Posted by: Freud at October 24, 2016 04:37 PM (7H/2n)

156
I stand corrected. But refuse to admit wrongdoing. See, I can be Democrat!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:38 PM (UBQ2A)

157 very sad, I loved her as Andy Kaufman's wife on "Taxi"

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00205c at October 24, 2016 04:38 PM (2JQBv)

158 Oddly enough, it's about pinball.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
----------------

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.
Posted by: Freud at October 24, 2016 04:37 PM (7H/2n)
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Well, that's what I thought, so is Sooth just messing with us? It does seem to be only the 'ettes who are asking questions.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 04:38 PM (uHcnA)

159 As I pass in and out of threads today, I was contemplating earlier what happens when large segments of a population realize their leaders are above the law, elections are more or less a farce and there is no legal and lawful way bad government programs or laws ever change or eliminated.

Wasn't a pretty thought.

The doomsday clock is already taken. But as a moron method of counting how far we are down that path, I'd suggest 12 steps. We're probably around step 10.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 04:39 PM (2L42J)

160 >Wait. What is Pinball Wizard about? I like that song. it's about sex, isn't it? It's always about sex.
There's got to be a twist.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 04:33 PM (IcT7t)

Listen to the 'Fiddle About' song.

Posted by: Lea at October 24, 2016 04:39 PM (lIU4e)

161 I lived just down the road from Bard College. Loved the Hudson Valley. Too bad it is in NY.

Posted by: MSM reporting at October 24, 2016 04:39 PM (8eVay)

162 157
I stand corrected. But refuse to admit wrongdoing. See, I can be Democrat!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:38 PM (UBQ2A)

If you were a Democrat, you'd first claim that you said that all along, and were misquoted.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 24, 2016 04:39 PM (KUaJL)

163 I can't believe no one's put Barry's poem about crunchy figs to music.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:40 PM (928Aa)

164 ABC is what, D+9?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 04:24 PM
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I'm pretty sure that comment is somehow racist.

Someone has to employ incompetent, short bus pollsters who are probably autistic as well.

ABC is doing it for the children!!!

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 24, 2016 04:40 PM (hqqM5)

165 They convicted Oglethorpe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2016 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

166 >Barry's poem about crunchy figs

Wait What???

*is confused*

Posted by: Lea at October 24, 2016 04:41 PM (lIU4e)

167 When a few black state congressman got caught with their hands in the cookie jar she chose not to indict them as it would have been racist to do that.

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2016 04:41 PM (sWbjH)

168 I can't believe no one's put Barry's poem about crunchy figs to music.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:40 PM (928Aa)
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We'll get right on it.

Posted by: Steely Dan at October 24, 2016 04:41 PM (uHcnA)

169
It's said to be about shooting heroin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:41 PM (A9wTi)

170 They even managed to put "instead of jail time" twice in the same sentence but couldn't find room to note party id.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at October 24, 2016 04:41 PM (SUtNI)

171 Minnie Pearl took her name from a ben wa ball.

Posted by: Junior Sample at October 24, 2016 04:42 PM (FXW24)

172 Listen to the 'Fiddle About' song.

Posted by: Lea at October 24, 2016 04:39 PM (lIU4e)

That was supposed to be one of the reasons Tommy was so f'ed up. Uncle Ernie and sadistic Cousin Kevin.

The entire story of Tommy is preposterous, but I did like Tina Turner's cameo in the film version.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:42 PM (u0lmX)

173 Let's see if Pixy allows this:

Under water grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.

Stepping on the figs

That the apes

Eat, they crunch.

The apes howl, bare

Their fangs, dance,

Tumble in the

Rushing water,

Musty, wet pelts

Glistening in the blue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:42 PM (928Aa)

174 Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds is said to be about LSD. Is that accurate?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2016 04:42 PM (8eVay)

175 Anyone else see an uncanny resemblance to Admiral Cain from Battlestar Galactica?

Posted by: Johnny at October 24, 2016 04:42 PM (+G/6H)

176 164 I can't believe no one's put Barry's poem about crunchy figs to music.
--

OMG.

A moron needs to do that right now: set the crappy poem to some crappy must, make a Barry worship youtube video and then voila! They will win a Grammy.

And then, on stage, can denounce King O on live television.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 24, 2016 04:42 PM (hqqM5)

177 I can't believe no one's put Barry's poem about crunchy figs to music.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Well, they tried that with Angelou's Dinosaur Droppings poem, but it didn't work. So, they just named a school after her. They renamed 'Washington High School' 'Maya Angelou High School', because, more relevant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 04:43 PM (7H/2n)

178
Kwai Chang Caine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:44 PM (UBQ2A)

179 Adm.Caine was played by Xena Warrior Princess no?

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2016 04:44 PM (fA75F)

180 I remember my mom getting upset about a song blaring at the pool: 'Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I Got Love In My Tummy' by the Archies. I always thought 'Candyman' by Sammy Davis was pretty sketchy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:44 PM (MIKMs)

181 I have no idea what this thread is about.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (6IPEM)

182 She also after she got caught started up how a bunch of male state Representatives and judges sat around all day surfing for porn on government computers and she was trying to deflect the news to that.

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (sWbjH)

183 So I see Fredo has been bragging today his Admin has been scandal free???

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (zp+j1)

184 Article now says she's a Dem.

Posted by: Elmer Stoup at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (GSwkA)

185 >they crunch.

I don't think Obama had ever seen a fig, maybe.

Posted by: Lea at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (lIU4e)

186 I thought that ape poem was from "The Collected Works of Dian Fossey."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (u0lmX)

187 Steely Dan's Becker and Fagen used to be even weirder. Their first job out of college was in the touring band of Jay and the Americans.

"The group's lead singer, Jay Black, dubbed Becker and Fagen "the Manson and Starkweather of rock 'n' roll", referring to cult leader Charles Manson and spree killer Charles Starkweather."

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (r1fLd)

188 I have no idea what this thread is about.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (6IPEM)

I don't either. Just roll with it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (928Aa)

189
So I see Fredo has been bragging today his Admin has been scandal free???

He really is our Kim Jong Il.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (A9wTi)

190 I remember my mom getting upset about a song blaring at the pool: 'Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I Got Love In My Tummy' by the Archies.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:44 PM
******
I thought that song was about a woman being preggers. No?

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:46 PM (6IPEM)

191 I have no space to judge anyone's appearance. But she has those wrinkle lines around her mouth that I always associate with smokers and hateful women. And knob polishers.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 04:46 PM (1H9ox)

192 Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:44 PM (MIKMs

The Archie's were created to sing the songs intended for the Monkees when that business relationship went sideways.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2016 04:46 PM (8eVay)

193 164 I can't believe no one's put Barry's poem about crunchy figs to music."

Mary Cloggenstein can do an interpretive dance to it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:46 PM (u0lmX)

194 >>I have no idea what this thread is about.

Posted by: L, Elle

All depends on your interpretation.

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 04:46 PM (5huyv)

195 Oh boy, a "star studded" NatGeo show about "Climate Change".In the commercial I saw Ahnuld,Don Cheadke,Jack Black and Sigourney Weaver.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2016 04:47 PM (fA75F)

196
The Archie's were created to sing the songs intended for the Monkees when that business relationship went sideways.

And the Bay City Rollers were created to sing The Archies songs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:47 PM (A9wTi)

197

OT

S Cafe technology
http://www.scafefabrics.com/en-global

JavaTech
https://www.exofficio.com/technology/javatech

Cafenista Collection

Coffee clothes. Recycled coffee grounds embedded in fabric.

Who knew?

Drink it. Wear it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2016 04:47 PM (qCMvj)

198 I've always found "Muskrat Love" strangely exciting. But maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at October 24, 2016 04:47 PM (97XyN)

199 I can't believe no one's put Barry's poem about crunchy figs to music.

Would probably end up sounding like a funeral dirge no matter how you started.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 04:48 PM (IcT7t)

200 Hey, J.J. - with the crazy lyrics those guys wrote, you could still be correct.. nothing should be taken at face value with Steely Dan lyrics!

My favorite is still Pretzel Logic.. and favorite performan is when Michael McDonald appeared with them and did the refrain:

I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, You must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2016 04:48 PM (so+oy)

201 >>Mary Cloggenstein can do an interpretive dance to it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)

Seismographs all over the east coast go ape shit.

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 04:49 PM (5huyv)

202 We're named after a '60's Roger Corman cheerleader biker gang movie.

Posted by: Banana Splits at October 24, 2016 04:49 PM (FXW24)

203 "164 I can't believe no one's put Barry's poem about crunchy figs to music."

Only one artist can do it justice!

Posted by: Yoko Ono at October 24, 2016 04:49 PM (97XyN)

204 I always liked "Hey, Nineteen" when the singer realizes he has nothing to say to his young girlfriend...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:49 PM (u0lmX)

205
Jack Black is the foreign policy and nuclear energy Hollywood celery who rushed to the defense of obama's scheme to give nukes to Iran.

Jack Black said it was good for national security!

Yes. In bizarro world. Which is where we live now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:49 PM (A9wTi)

206 'Baby, it's cold outside'

Beautiful Christmas song or 'the official rape song of winter'...?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 04:50 PM (2L42J)

207 Probably been said already:

"For the Children !".

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 24, 2016 04:50 PM (Z8DIA)

208 There was an industrial rock band out of England called Fudge Tunnel that I used to listen to in the early 90s. Did a mean cover of Sunshine of Your Love (Cream) and Cat Scratch Fever (Uncle Ted).
Not sure what they were named after.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 04:50 PM (1H9ox)

209 I can't believe no one's put Barry's poem about crunchy figs to music.

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Wait Barrack Obama's poem or another more likable Barry?

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (gmeXX)

210
'Baby, it's cold outside'

Beautiful Christmas song or 'the official rape song of winter'...?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 04:50 PM (2L42J)

It's not Rapey Tuesday yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (928Aa)

211 "My favorite is still Pretzel Logic."

It's back in their setlist as the encore.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (r1fLd)

212 Ten to twenty-three months?

It would be a partial irony for her to leave a "to the next convict in this cell" note when she is paroled, only to have that note picked up by Hillary.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (iIzG7)

213 OT, but like the others, I don't really know what this thread is supposed to be about.

I tried to copy and paste via TextEdit, but pixy wasn't having any of that. But there is link to a list of the 16 states with Soros-made voting machines at Drudge.

Hint: more than one swing state on the list.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (uHcnA)

214 Jack Black is the foreign policy and nuclear energy Hollywood celery who rushed to the defense of obama's scheme to give nukes to Iran.

Celery?

Celery?!?!

Hahahaha

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (tewYv)

215 I have no idea what this thread is about.
Posted by: L, Elle
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Typical low grade hysterics that follow any disaster. People often start laughing. Some sort of psychological defense mechanism.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (7H/2n)

216 If you listen to Dr Hook's song can you be arrested?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2016 04:52 PM (8eVay)

217 Why do Democrats hate the law so much?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2016 04:52 PM (9vY6F)

218 Wait Barrack Obama's poem or another more likable Barry?

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (gmeXX)

The brilliant work of Barack Hussein Obama. I believe the title of the "poem" is "Underground." Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:52 PM (928Aa)

219 He really is our Kim Jong Il.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 04:45 PM (A9wTi)

Unfortunately, no. Kim Jong Il is most sincerely dead.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2016 04:52 PM (z1o2c)

220 Remember the song about the class slut: Cherry Hill Park?

"All the guys got a rise, watching Mary go round.."

Sure was fun down in Cherry Hill Park...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 04:52 PM (u0lmX)

221 Jack Black is the foreign policy and nuclear
energy Hollywood celery who rushed to the defense of obama's scheme to
give nukes to Iran.

Celery?

Celery?!?!

Hahahaha

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (tewYv)
=====I didn't think VeggieTales had Hollywood connections.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:53 PM (MIKMs)

222 -
I have no idea what this thread is about.

Posted by: L, Elle
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Did you see the size of that chicken?!?!

Posted by: Dirty Steve at October 24, 2016 04:53 PM (pMGkg)

223 'Baby, it's cold outside'

Beautiful Christmas song or 'the official rape song of winter'...?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 04:50 PM (2L42J)
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Oh, my daughter recently sent me something funny about that. Let me find it and I'll be right back.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 04:54 PM (uHcnA)

224 You'll never guess what the rap song "Hey (bleep) let me put my (bleep) in your (bleep)" is about.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 04:54 PM (tewYv)

225 Fagen has toured twice with Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs as The Dukes of September with the Steely Dan band as back-up. You can find professionally cut video on youtube.

On the last tour they opened with the Isley's Who's That Lady

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 04:54 PM (r1fLd)

226
You'll never guess what the rap song "Hey (bleep) let me put my (bleep) in your (bleep)" is about.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 04:54 PM (tewYv)

Was it performed at the WH for the wholesome Obama family?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (928Aa)

227 161 I lived just down the road from Bard College. Loved the Hudson Valley. Too bad it is in NY.
______________

Other famous Bard College alum besides Steely Dan are Chevy Chase and Larry Hagman.

I go to Bard sometime for their chamber music series. Outstanding performances, if you can get past the smell of patchouli on the campus.

Dinner and cocktails at the Beekman Arms in Rhinebeck. Best time of the year is right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (4AVeu)

228 Gaucho is about Groucho. Really.

Posted by: Steely Dan at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (FXW24)

229 Wait Barrack Obama's poem or another more likable Barry?

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 04:51 PM (gmeXX)

The brilliant work of Barack Hussein Obama. I believe the title of the "poem" is "Underground." Or something.

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Does the Nobel committee know about this? He can be a dual winner.

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (gmeXX)

230 >>I thought that song was about a woman being preggers. No?

Posted by: L, Elle

There has been a debate between that and oral sex. Actually it was commissioned by an advertising agency for a grape drink ad campaign and was never used for that.

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (5huyv)

231 I'm trying to catch up in this thread, which I note a couple of people can't derive what it's about, so maybe I don't need all that much catching up.

Anyway:

I have no space to judge anyone's appearance. But she has those wrinkle lines around her mouth that I always associate with smokers and hateful women. And knob polishers. I have no space to judge anyone's appearance. But she has those wrinkle lines around her mouth that I always associate with smokers and hateful women. And knob polishers.

I think she's quite good-looking. All I've heard is how corrupt and stuff she is, so I expected her to look like some angry shrew.

She's 50, which is roughly age-appropriate for me, and I'd hit it like Ted Williams trying to break .400.

Also, isn't knob polisher a good thing in this context?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (mgbwf)

232 Let's see if Pixy allows this:

Under water grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.

Stepping on the figs

That the apes

Eat, they crunch.

The apes howl, bare

Their fangs, dance,

Tumble in the

Rushing water,

Musty, wet pelts

Glistening in the blue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 04:42 PM (928Aa)

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Recited by William Shatner, with bongo accompanimentIt's gold, Jerry! GOLD!.

Posted by: mrp at October 24, 2016 04:56 PM (JBggj)

233 206 'Baby, it's cold outside'
Beautiful Christmas song or 'the official rape song of winter'...?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 04:50 PM (2L42J)
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Not beautiful, not a Christmas song.
A clever, catchy song set in winter.
Attempted seduction of a (presumed) adult is not rape.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 04:56 PM (Nox3c)

234 You'll never guess what the rap song "Hey (bleep) let me put my (bleep) in your (bleep)" is about.

Obviously commenting on changes in English law between 1635 and 1790.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 04:56 PM (IcT7t)

235 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 24, 2016 04:56 PM (dGeAM)

236 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss -

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 24, 2016 04:56 PM (7N6ox)

237 I stand corrected. But refuse to admit wrongdoing. See, I can be Democrat!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2016 04:38 PM (UBQ2A)

I can only respond to the witch hunts of The Right Wing Hate Machine by saying I will not apologize for looking out for the interests of hard working, middle class families and will continue to fight for them despite these scurrilous and unproven accusations that reek of the chill wind of McCarthyism!

How'd I do?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2016 04:57 PM (qJhUV)

238 B+rry ate a dog. woof woof wooof woof

Posted by: Hildabeast at October 24, 2016 04:57 PM (or3Qc)

239 Why do Democrats hate the law so much?

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Because it is based on morality. Or should be. Anything not based on morality is not really the law - it is an edict.

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 04:57 PM (gmeXX)

240 Dinner and cocktails at the Beekman Arms in Rhinebeck. Best time of the year is right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (4AVeu)

My now deceased friend graduated from Bard. I went with his Mom to help him move. She stayed at The Beekman Arms. I saw her room and, man, that bed. It was made for a midget.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2016 04:57 PM (z1o2c)

241 >Actually it was commissioned by an advertising agency for a grape drink ad campaign and was never used for that.
Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (5huyv)

I think it was actually used as an ad at some point, maybe after it was popular? I swear I heard it on the radio.

Posted by: Lea at October 24, 2016 04:57 PM (lIU4e)

242 "Other famous Bard College alum besides Steely Dan are Chevy Chase and Larry Hagman."

Chevy Chase played drums in an early version of Steely Dan while at Bard.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 04:58 PM (r1fLd)

243 PPP shows mac n cheez is +22 in dinner poll. I'm still voting for fried chicken.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 24, 2016 04:58 PM (FtrY1)

244 There has been a debate between that and oral sex. Actually it was commissioned by an advertising agency for a grape drink ad campaign and was never used for that.
Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (5huyv)
*****
Why do I think you're making this up?
I want to believe you. I really do.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 04:58 PM (6IPEM)

245 PPP shows mac n cheez is +22 in dinner poll. I'm still voting for fried chicken.

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Is there a place to vote for all of the above.

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 04:59 PM (gmeXX)

246 Oh yes,Shatner would be a fabulous choice.I bet e would do it too,as long as he got paid enough.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2016 04:59 PM (fA75F)

247 Recited by William Shatner, with bongo accompanimentIt's gold, Jerry! GOLD!. Posted by: mrp at October 24, 2016 04:56 PM (JBggj)
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Barry White could make something of it, as I think he was a 'likeable' Barry.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 04:59 PM (MIKMs)

248 >>Why do I think you're making this up?

I want to believe you. I really do.

Posted by: L, Elle

It really is a bit of trivia I saw somewhere.

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 04:59 PM (5huyv)

249 "Jack Black is the foreign policy and nuclear
energy Hollywood celery"
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True, but he still had a nice voice ---"Only in America," "Come a Little Bit Closer," "This Magic Moment," all very well done.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (Nox3c)

250 Okay, here you go. We're going to tie in Clinton and Trump and "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

(Link to a Twitter account):

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j7w64sr

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (uHcnA)

251 This one is called Lick My Love Pump.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (kTF2Z)

252

Barry White is dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (A9wTi)

253 Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (4AVeu)

I lived in Red Hook. Worked though in Poughkeepsie right next to Vassar College. I had it coming and going.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (8eVay)

254 246 Oh yes,Shatner would be a fabulous choice.I bet e would do it too,as long as he got paid enough.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2016 04:59 PM (fA75F)

He does commercials for a Milwaukee ambulance chaser, so hell, yes, he'd do it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (u0lmX)

255 My buddy had a copy of David Allen Coe X rated album, it was great.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (6Ll1u)

256 Ah. Levity. I offer Mason Williams:

Them Tummy Gummers

How about Them Tummy Gummers,
Ain't they dummies?
Havin' they fun,
Gummin' them tummies.
Gummin' them paunches,
Outta they mind,
Runnin' 'round shoutin',
"It's Tummy Gummin' time!"
Look at Them Tummy Gummers,
Lurkin' in the yard,
Waitin' for a jelly-belly,
Catch it off guard.
Them hawn-yawkin' Tummy Gummers,
Ain't they dumbox?
Runnin' through the neighborhood
Gummin' them stomachs.
How to be a Tummy Gummer?
No way to shun it.
Grab an abdomen,
Roar off and gum it!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (7H/2n)

257 Best time of the year is right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 24, 2016 04:55 PM (4AVeu)

Yeah...it's getting there, a bit late, although there seems to be a lot of yellow.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (Zu3d9)

258 I have no idea what this thread is about.

Posted by: L, Elle
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Did you see the size of that chicken?!?!
Posted by: Dirty Steve at October 24, 2016 04:53 PM (pMGkg)

coffee thongs

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (qCMvj)

259 Barry White is dead.

I know, but I just heard that odd poem in his voice for some reason.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (MIKMs)

260 TRUMP TV LAUNCHING TODAY! https://tinyurl.com/hrsrewa

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (y3aQB)

261 >Okay, here you go. We're going to tie in Clinton and Trump and "Baby, It's Cold Outside."
Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (uHcnA)

Someone also did a version with them singing Time of Our Lives from dirty dancing!

Posted by: Lea at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (lIU4e)

262 Drudge sez the guy dumping on Hillary in the Enquirer cover story is going to be on Hannity tonight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (mBYZv)

263 I used to know someone from Kingston, NY. He said it was a very pretty town. Missed visiting the Hudson River Valley when I lived out East though. Never got out of NYC.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 05:02 PM (u0lmX)

264 WAIT ! Clinton Mafia said NO ONE went to jail for Perjury ???

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2016 05:02 PM (y3aQB)

265 I think she's quite good-looking. All I've heard is how corrupt and stuff she is, so I expected her to look like some angry shrew.
....
Depends on the picture you pull up. There are some with some quality air brushing, and some with a good makeup artist. And she looks good. Others...not so much.

Also, isn't knob polisher a good thing in this context?
...
Yes.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 05:02 PM (1H9ox)

266 Drudge sez the guy dumping on Hillary in the Enquirer cover story is going to be on Hannity tonight.

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Talk about your unimpeachable witness.

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 05:02 PM (gmeXX)

267 Don't make me link to Carl Sandberg doing 'Eating Goober Peas'

I'll do it, really I will. Just keep it up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 05:02 PM (7H/2n)

268 >>coffee thongs

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

I'll never get any sleep.

Posted by: The Starfish at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (5huyv)

269 Schwartzenneget announced that he
won't vote for Trump.

So, the guy who banged his (ugly) housekeeper, and had a bastard kid with her, is now gonna get on his moral high horse re: Trump?
Another Establishment RINO outs himself.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (SeD0w)

270 Another buddy had the Jimmy Hendrix X rated album.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (6Ll1u)

271 Someone also did a version with them singing Time of Our Lives from dirty dancing!
Posted by: Lea at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (lIU4e)
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lol, I did see that, Lea. Sent to me by another daughter.

But I thought this picture and caption were hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (uHcnA)

272 Bernie Sanders' folk songs are awesome. You can find them on youtube.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (tewYv)

273 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (mBYZv) Most likely Anthony Pelicano who was a Private Eye/Henchman for Clinton Mafia

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (y3aQB)

274 PPP shows mac n cheez is +22 in dinner poll. I'm still voting for fried chicken.

Sam's rotisserie chicken is seasoned with crack. No other explanation. There is always a line for them coming out of the oven.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (WDy4l)

275 Never got out of NYC.
Posted by: Donna
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You should have called me...

Posted by: Snake Pliskin at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (7H/2n)

276 "Gay" not "gay" at this point in time What Difference Does it Make?

Posted by: Hillary at October 24, 2016 05:04 PM (DT2/W)

277 Hudson River Valley is gorgeous this time of year.

But, it's still in NY.

I'd rather be up in Cooperstown, though.

Also, sadly still N.Y.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2016 05:04 PM (jyw33)

278 Wrinkle lines around your mouth? What does that have to do with being mean or a smoker.?I think she's quite attractive although her teeth are rather blazingly white.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:04 PM (EnGQE)

279 So, the guy who banged his (ugly) housekeeper, and had a bastard kid with her, is now gonna get on his moral high horse re: Trump?
Another Establishment RINO outs himself.

Because groping women is wrong!

Such the irony.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 05:04 PM (tewYv)

280
My only relief these past few days are Dayquil and his big brother Nyquil.

Dayquil and Nyquil.
My two pals that I drink alone with.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 05:04 PM (A9wTi)

281 There has been a debate between that and oral sex. Actually it was commissioned by an advertising agency for a grape drink ad campaign and was never used for that.

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It was a commentary on eating pop rocks while drinking coke, which was a common, but deadly, practice at the time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2016 05:04 PM (kTF2Z)

282 >>>We're named after a '60's Roger Corman cheerleader biker gang movie.
Posted by: Banana Splits at October 24, 2016 04:49 PM (FXW24)

You're thinking of Gene Corman.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 24, 2016 05:04 PM (CL/wa)

283 Another Establishment RINO outs himself.

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Equating Arnold with Establishment RINO almost gives Establishment RINO a bad name.

Once you become a member of Camelot - always a member of Camelot.

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 05:04 PM (gmeXX)

284 Another buddy had the Jimmy Hendrix X rated album.
...
Is it like David Allen Coe's?

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (1H9ox)

285 272 Bernie Sanders' folk songs are awesome. You can find them on youtube.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM (tewYv)

"Oh, my briefs, they need a-changin'"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (u0lmX)

286 Don't mind me, I'm just hanging around here waiting for Ace to drop the Monday Moron Medical Monitoring thread.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (SUtNI)

287 TRUMP TV LAUNCHING TODAY! https://tinyurl.com/hrsrewa
Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2016 05:01 PM (y3aQB)

eh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (qCMvj)

288 All I've heard is how corrupt and stuff she is, s

Corrupt people can't be attractive?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (EnGQE)

289 Kathleen Kane has kind of a Lauren Graham thing going on.

We'll allow it.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (tewYv)

290
*ponders 'Them Knob Polishers' *

Posted by: Mason Williams at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (7H/2n)

291
Remember the good ol days when Nyquil was some good shit?

Now it's crap. Barely get anything from it -- it's like a date in 10th grade -- you'll be lucky to get lint off the girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (A9wTi)

292 Jack Black is the foreign policy and nuclear energy Hollywood celery who rushed to the defense of obama's scheme to give nukes to Iran.

Jack Black said it was good for national security!

Yes. In bizarro world. Which is where we live now.
___________________

Arming your enemy with nuclear weapons is the only way to ensure peace.

You see, it's not fair that the U.S. has a nuclear arsenal, and its enemies don't.

Just because Iran is run by mullahs who desire the establishment of a worldwide caliphate, and see the U.S. as the Great Satan standing in the way of that goal, doesn't mean Iran shouldn't have nuclear weapons.

After all, the U.S. can absorb a few nuclear strikes!

Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at October 24, 2016 05:06 PM (4rh2D)

293 Remember the good ol days when Nyquil was some good shit?

Now it's crap. Barely get anything from it -- it's like a date in 10th grade -- you'll be lucky to get lint off the girl.

------------

I've thought this too. Why is that?

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 05:06 PM (gmeXX)

294 Wrinkle lines around your mouth? What does that have to do with being mean or a smoker.?I think she's quite attractive although her teeth are rather blazingly white.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October
*****
Heavy smokers form wrinkle lines around the mouth bc of the repeated action of sucking in smoke and the smoke making contact with the skin and aging it prematurely. Wrinkle lines can also form around the mouth from perpetual frowny face.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 05:06 PM (6IPEM)

295 Another Establishment RINO outs himself.

Ahnold still speaks fluent Austrian, so there's that.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (3C9q2)

296 Fenelon, I think they mean fine wrinkles around the lips, which happens sooner to smokers (because of oxygen deprived cells) plus frequent lip pursing.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (Om16U)

297 All I've heard is how corrupt and stuff she is, s

Corrupt people can't be attractive?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (EnGQE)

Being corrupt makes one less attractive, at least to me.

If Hillary were a sweet, modest, little small town grandmother (and without that voice of hers) she wouldn't be bad looking for a kindly granny.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (928Aa)

298 "Depends on the picture you pull up. There are some with some quality air brushing, and some with a good makeup artist. And she looks good. Others...not so much. "

Every image I pull up, the crazy eyes come shining through.

No thanks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (J+eG2)

299 Another Establishment RINO outs himself.

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Equating Arnold with Establishment RINO almost gives Establishment RINO a bad name.
...
You mean the guy who made it cool to drive a Hummer but now thinks "Climate Deniers" are criminals? Weird.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (1H9ox)

300 I do like Puddle of Mudd's She Fucking Hates Me. No double entendre but good use of profanity.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (8eVay)

301 Kane reportedly said, "I don't care what happens to me,"

DEATH ! By BABALU !

Posted by: JT at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (GdBvh)

302
I think Nyquil used to have alcohol and barbituates in it.

(Just kidding about the barbituates.)

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (A9wTi)

303 After all, the U.S. can absorb a few nuclear strikes!

Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at October 24, 2016 05:06 PM (4rh2D)

Which would probably hit deep blue cities, Barry.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (u0lmX)

304 Are we really bemoaning the lack of Nyquil's intoxicating power when we have Val-U-Rite?

And, according to a friend, if you needed to, you could put peppermint schnapps in a scope bottle with green food coloring.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2016 05:08 PM (tewYv)

305 So I see Fredo has been bragging today his Admin has been scandal free???

He really is our Kim Jong Il.
---

How dare you!

Our Lord Barry, peace be upon him, is so much more clean cut. And tall! And so, so dreamy!

Sigh.

He still gives us tingles.

Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere at October 24, 2016 05:08 PM (hqqM5)

306 I know that knob is a slang for penis but what the hell is a knob polisher-someone who does bi's Sorry to ask this, but this is not the kind of stuff I ever say so I thought I'd ask.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:08 PM (EnGQE)

307 500,000 mail-in ballots have been counted from Rs in Florida; 483,000 ballots from Ds, and 223,000 from those registered as 'other' ( mostly 'independent' )

don't listen to the Pile of Dogsh*t "Poll Man": No info is released on WHO these people voted for. We just know the registration of the people whose ballots have been counted after being mailed in

Some Trump signs in St Johns County I have seen; none for Hillary.

Posted by: Billy Occam at October 24, 2016 05:08 PM (/542q)

308 If Hillary were a sweet, modest, little small town grandmother (and without that voice of hers) she wouldn't be bad looking for a kindly granny.
...
Well, that and the mannequin teeth. And the wonky eyes.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 05:08 PM (1H9ox)

309 I just hate leftists that its had to get past that alone.

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2016 05:08 PM (sWbjH)

310 Jack Black is mucho gravitas since Chris Farley died. Truly our most treasured international affairs expert/fart-based comedian.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 05:09 PM (mBYZv)

311 bi's=bj's

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:09 PM (EnGQE)

312 OK, since open thread sort of with entertainment flavorings, this.

Watching a pretty decent German documentary on the Battle of Berlin on UTube. So at some point a commercial breaks in (usually wait min. time then "skip", not this time).

Ad for upcoming movie on trial of American academic for slander against David Irving, Brit Holocaust denier. Would have skipped as always, but .... Rachel Weisz (sp?). So.

I actually hung in to watch the whole ad/trailer whatever it is. One scene from the movie, heroine says (paraphrasing) "facts are facts, the Holocaust happened, *THE POLAR ICE CAPS ARE MELTING*, and Elvis is not alive". (emphasis mine)

Don't recall exactly when Irving trial was. Can't therefore recall whether 1) global cooling or alternatively 2) global warming was the idiotic unscientific cult obsession du jour. Because one followed quickly on the other.

But there you have it. Applying common sense, actual facts (such as geologic record), and actual scientific reasoning to a topic is ..... like "denying the Holocaust."

Yet some might wonder why I haven't seen 5 new movies in 10 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:09 PM (QDnY+)

313
"Oh, my briefs, they need a-changin'"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (u0lmX)

"Cause I whacked my thumb while nailin"

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 24, 2016 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

314
If Hillary were a sweet, modest, little small town grandmother (and
without that voice of hers) she wouldn't be bad looking for a kindly
granny.

...

Well, that and the mannequin teeth. And the wonky eyes.
--

And the flies landing on her face. That's totes disconcerting.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 24, 2016 05:09 PM (hqqM5)

315 Corrupt people can't be attractive?

Obviouosly they can, as this is a good-looking woman what is corrupt.

It's just that my mind's eye forms a different picture when I hear about her and that makes me surprised to see that she's good-looking. Also, I'm shallow. I'd probably have stuck up for her if I knew she was good-looking.

Alexthechick has a quote from a movie I don't know, "of course I trust her, she's hot".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (mgbwf)

316 306 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (fA75F)

317
And, according to a friend, if you needed to, you could put peppermint schnapps in a scope bottle with green food coloring.

And this will clear my runny nose??

The old nyquil was Valu-rite + vicks vaporub. A wonderful marriage of bliss and relief.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (A9wTi)

318 "Come on guy's! This is embarrassing, "Democratic" is the third word in the sentence.
Posted by: Mjim at October 24, 2016 04:26 PM (65v4p)"

I've got a crazy theory -- stick with me here -- that maybe, just MAYBE, the Daily Beast edited their story to include the word "Democratic" some time AFTER Ace and Molly mentioned that it was absent.

I know, I know... CRAZY talk. But, you never know, right?

Posted by: holygoat at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (n/b3W)

319 Eventually meanness shows up on the face, imo.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (Om16U)

320 Now it's crap. Barely get anything from it -- it's like a date in 10th grade -- you'll be lucky to get lint off the girl.

------------

I've thought this too. Why is that?

The girls all wear polyester tops and yoga pants.

Posted by: JT at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (GdBvh)

321 Jan Brewer must be a smoker.
Or maybe she's just old.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (6IPEM)

322 The old nyquil was Valu-rite + vicks vaporub. A wonderful marriage of bliss and relief.

--------

So the current NyQuil isn't the old NyQuil?

Posted by: SH at October 24, 2016 05:11 PM (gmeXX)

323 -
Sam's rotisserie chicken is seasoned with crack. No other explanation. There is always a line for them coming out of the oven.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2016 05:03 PM

---------------------------------------------

Do they complain about the heat?

Posted by: irright at October 24, 2016 05:11 PM (pMGkg)

324 This woman was mad with power. This played out in my back yard. She was going to be Clintons go to girl in 2016, which would propel her to the govenors mansion. Her sheer arrogance took her down. She also looked the other when corrupt black pols got caught with bribe cash on hand before the 2012 election.

Mad with power and corrupt to the bone. Her good looks will get her many cigarettes at the county jail.

Posted by: redenzo at October 24, 2016 05:11 PM (5wSNN)

325 >> Jan Brewer must be a smoker.
Or maybe she's just old.

Arizona is tough on a woman.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2016 05:11 PM (jyw33)

326 Alexthechick has a quote from a movie I don't know, "of course I trust her, she's hot".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (mgbwf)

That's why people listen when Hollywood stars tell them who to vote for.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 05:12 PM (u0lmX)

327 >>Jan Brewer must be a smoker.

Or maybe she's just old.

Posted by: L, Elle

Someone stole her portrait that she kept hidden in the attic.

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 05:12 PM (5huyv)

328 You mean the guy who made it cool to drive a Hummer but now thinks "Climate Deniers" are criminals? Weird.

Posted by: ajmojo at October 24, 2016 05:07 PM (1H9ox)

Ah-nold had to go back on the liberal plantation. He's got movies to make!

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2016 05:12 PM (z1o2c)

329 From the willowed post.

Mort, you always bring up the FBI catching kiddie diddlers as a defense of the Bureau. But given what we KNOW about the Clinton business how can we have any confidence the law is being equally applied? What if a suspect is the son of a major Dem donor, what reassurance do I have that the case won't be dropped and agents will just go along with it?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 24, 2016 05:12 PM (Ftm5z)

330 Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 05:12 PM (u0lmX)

Julia Roberts wrapped up all the horse votes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2016 05:13 PM (8eVay)

331 "Kane reportedly said, "I don't care what happens to me,"

DEATH ! By BABALU !"

(ahem) BUNGA-BUNGA!

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 24, 2016 05:13 PM (iIzG7)

332 Do they complain about the heat?

Posted by: irright at October 24, 2016 05:11 PM (pMGkg)

Better the heat than what happens around this joint.

Posted by: The Chicken (now with even sorer ass) at October 24, 2016 05:13 PM (u0lmX)

333 To catch kiddie diddlers FBI became the largest purveyors of kiddieporn.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2016 05:14 PM (fA75F)

334 >>>So she is a sociopath then. Maybe she should have thought about her 2 sons before flagrantly breaking the law.<<<

Hey, she's a hard working mother of two. You would deny her the right provide for her family as other democrats do because she's a woman?

Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2016 05:14 PM (3P6RA)

335 Jan Brewer must be a smoker.
Or maybe she's just old.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM (6IPEM)

the sun

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2016 05:14 PM (qCMvj)

336 "Oh, my briefs, they need a-changin'"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 24, 2016 05:05 PM (u0lmX)

"Cause I whacked my thumb while nailin"

Lost bowel control while wailin'

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 05:14 PM (IcT7t)

337 My ex believed that eating some Vics Vapo Rub was a good thing for our daughter, I then understood her better. Ya you read that right, eat it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 24, 2016 05:14 PM (6Ll1u)

338 Speaking of Nyquil etc.
So I have sinus pressure today.
I just notice that I also have dark shadows on either side of the bridge of my nose (near eyes). Never noticed that happening before.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 24, 2016 05:15 PM (Om16U)

339 I'm surprised she's going to jail. Did she forget to mention her party affiliation to her colleagues on the prosecution?

Posted by: MTF at October 24, 2016 05:15 PM (/m8T6)

340 Which would probably hit deep blue cities, Barry.
___________________

Perhaps, but think of the possibilities for community organizing that would follow such a hit! Millions of confused and dazed survivors, looking for someone to lead them to the federal gravy train!

Remember, never let a crisis go to waste! Especially one you've created. After all, what's the point of constantly creating these crises if one can't take advantage of them to enrich oneself and one's cronies?

Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at October 24, 2016 05:15 PM (4rh2D)

341 "(ahem) BUNGA-BUNGA!"

(ahem) RU-RU!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:16 PM (J+eG2)

342 --

333
To catch kiddie diddlers FBI became the largest purveyors of kiddieporn.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2016 05:14 PM

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I've got the congressional oversight on this one handled, fellas.

Posted by: The Hon. Sen. Reid at October 24, 2016 05:16 PM (pMGkg)

343 The old nyquil was Valu-rite + vicks vaporub. A wonderful marriage of bliss and relief.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 05:10 PM

"Ah, NyQuil....Capital N, small Y, big fcuking Q! I love that fcuking Q, don't you?"

Posted by: Dennis Leary at October 24, 2016 05:17 PM (bzd8I)

344 I know that knob is a slang for penis but what the hell is a knob polisher-someone who does bi's.

Term used more in the disparaging, ass kissing way than actual oral sex.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2016 05:17 PM (WDy4l)

345 (ahem) BUNGA-BUNGA!

Must be a different tribe.

Posted by: JT at October 24, 2016 05:17 PM (GdBvh)

346 "Dinner and cocktails at the Beekman Arms in Rhinebeck. Best time of the year is right now."

Stopped there on the way to a ski week in Stowe a number of years ago. Great meal and atmosphere. Snow falling outside. Seem to remember prime rib and Yorkshire pudding.

Posted by: RM at October 24, 2016 05:17 PM (U3LtS)

347 *Posted by: Poll man at October 24, 2016 05:15 PM (QknJi)*

Last nite at the gym, CNN showed a graphic of early voting states.

PA: RED baby.

Posted by: kallisto at October 24, 2016 05:17 PM (nNdYv)

348 As soon as Poll Troll showed up my browser froze.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 24, 2016 05:17 PM (Om16U)

349 Posted by: Poll man at October 24, 2016 05:15 PM (QknJi)

Explain the Podesta Memo, schmendrick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 05:17 PM (mBYZv)

350
The alcohol combined with pseudoephredrine (precursor to meth) would clear you up, knock you out, and give you bizarre dreams.

Nyquil was like a good drug.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 05:18 PM (A9wTi)

351 Barry Manilow is dead?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 05:18 PM (Nox3c)

352 FWIW, they've apparently edited the piece. It refers to Kane as the former Democratic attorney general in the first sentence.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at October 24, 2016 05:18 PM (Tn/QF)

353 303 - yep, I live in NYC and I'm pretty sure the city has a big red bullseye on it.

I'm saving dough for the exit strategy, maybe Delray Beach FL, or someplace like that. I need to hit the Lotto, though, because doing it with recycle can redemptions is gonna take a loooong time.

Posted by: vivi at October 24, 2016 05:19 PM (11H2y)

354 Most of the early voting places in charlotte are in shitty areas right now. I'll wait until they open more options this coming weekend.

Posted by: NCKate at October 24, 2016 05:19 PM (M0wYl)

355 >>
As soon as Poll Troll showed up my browser froze.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai

Understandable. The stupid is numbing.

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 05:20 PM (5huyv)

356 I stop reading when I came to CNN poll.

Gaslighting, gaslighting....

Posted by: The Chicken (now with even sorer ass) at October 24, 2016 05:20 PM (u0lmX)

357 Barry Manilow is dead?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 05:18 PM

Just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2016 05:20 PM (bzd8I)

358 Poll man at October 24, 2016 05:15 PM (QknJi) ---
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So what?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 05:21 PM (Nox3c)

359 Just channeled through cable and caught Dana Perino trashing Trump's Gettysburg speech on The Five. Watching "Halloween Wars" on Food Channel now. Easier on bp.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 05:21 PM (Dhht7)

360 The NC lib cities actually open up more early polling places than last time.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 24, 2016 05:22 PM (Ftm5z)

361 Shitty area means dem voters if anyone was confused about that.

Posted by: NCKate at October 24, 2016 05:23 PM (M0wYl)

362 Posted by: Poll man at October 24, 2016 05:15 PM (QknJi)

you're lying again, sh*t-bird.

Posted by: Billy Occam at October 24, 2016 05:24 PM (/542q)

363 "(ahem) BUNGA-BUNGA!"

(ahem) RU-RU!

Another county heard from.

Posted by: JT at October 24, 2016 05:24 PM (GdBvh)

364 So olddog, you can't tell us specifics of how Perino was trashing G'burg speech? Not that her view of anything is of interest, but just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:24 PM (QDnY+)

365 Soros needs to spend his money is a more productive way. Does Poll Troll think anyone here who was planning to vote for Trump is not going to because of a CNN (Clinton News Network) poll?!! That's risible

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:24 PM (EnGQE)

366 Sorry Poll Smoker, I already voted for porn star and five time Ultimate Smackdown Wrestling Champion Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 24, 2016 05:24 PM (GUBah)

367 Have you ever noticed that most people named Barry are either dead or might as well be?
No wonder Obama decided to use "Barack" instead.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 05:25 PM (Nox3c)

368 Barry Manilow is dead?

I bet Mandy did it.

Posted by: JT at October 24, 2016 05:26 PM (GdBvh)

369
fitness post nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2016 05:27 PM (A9wTi)

370 "Does Poll Troll think anyone here who was planning to vote for Trump is not going to because of a CNN (Clinton News Network) poll?!!"

He almost has me convinced.

A few more comments, and I may go totally for Hillary.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:27 PM (J+eG2)

371 Has anyone heard from Ricardo Kill at all? The last I heard from him on the blog he sounded bad and was going through what sounded like scary health problems.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 05:27 PM (6IPEM)

372 Alright! We're gonna have the fucking house to ourselves! Put on some Steely Dan and roll me a Doobie Brothers!!!

Posted by: Kane's sons at October 24, 2016 05:27 PM (Jr08r)

373 366---- Does Poll Troll think anyone here who was planning to vote for Trump is not going to because of a CNN (Clinton News Network) poll?!! That's risible
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:24 PM (EnGQE)
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I can't say I've ever been influenced by polls.
Hillary could be 50 points ahead and I'd still go out and vote against her.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 05:29 PM (Nox3c)

374 Willow time. Can we keep this one going for non-GAINNNZZZZ talk?

Today on the way back from the gym, new big billboard very closet to an interstate highway.

Fist raised grasping cash. "Equal Pay for Women!"

I can hardly wait for the whole series.

"Defeat Hitler!"

"Eliminate Smallpox Now!"

"End Child Labor!"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:29 PM (QDnY+)

375 371 Has anyone heard from Ricardo Kill at all? The last I heard from him on the blog he sounded bad and was going through what sounded like scary health problems.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 05:27 PM (6IPEM)

Damn. Miss his humor. Didn't know. Prayers for him. gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell!' at October 24, 2016 05:30 PM (Jr08r)

376 >>>Have you ever noticed that most people named Barry are either dead or might as well be?
No wonder Obama decided to use "Barack" instead.<<<

Nobody took him seriously when he used his real name, Helmut Doork.

Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2016 05:31 PM (3P6RA)

377 "Fist raised grasping cash. "Equal Pay for Women!"

How much we paying for women now?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:31 PM (J+eG2)

378 I just notice that I also have dark shadows on either side of the bridge of my nose (near eyes). Never noticed that happening before.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 24, 2016 05:15 PM (Om16U)
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Family trait, sis.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 05:32 PM (uHcnA)

379 "Dana Perino trashing Trump's Gettysburg speech on The Five. "

Was it the standard Journolist message that Trump stepped on his own message by putting a sentence about suing his accusers in the middle of a 40 minute policy speech, because that's all MSM will cover, while never covering the rest of his 40 minute policy speech.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 05:33 PM (r1fLd)

380 "End Jim Crow!"

"Let's Put a Man on the Moon!"

"End the Vietnam War!"

"Impeach Nixon!"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:33 PM (QDnY+)

381 360

Dana is still a Bush spokescreature. Under the spell. Needs exorcism. Exorcism would do Kane some good.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 24, 2016 05:33 PM (FtrY1)

382 "US Out of Vietnam Now!"

"54-40 or Fight!"

"Remember the Maine!"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 05:34 PM (Nox3c)

383 That's the spirit, Margarita.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:34 PM (QDnY+)

384
How much we paying for women now?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:31 PM (J+eG2)

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10 cents on the dollar! Also, they get charged more for Bud Light. Outrageous, says I!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2016 05:34 PM (kTF2Z)

385 A few more comments, and I may go totally for Hillary.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:27 PM (J+eG2)

"Totally go for her" sounds like you'd like to make love to her. I find either possibility a slight stretch of the imagination, VIA. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:34 PM (EnGQE)

386 Has anyone heard from Ricardo Kill at all? The last I heard from him on the blog he sounded bad and was going through what sounded like scary health problems.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 24, 2016 05:27 PM (6IPEM)

----------------

L, Elle, I've been asking the same thing on and off for about a week. I haven't seen any updates at all. I know Country Boy said he emailed him a while back, but hadn't heard.

If anyone else has his email, could you please email him and let him know we are thinking of him? It's very worrisome. He's not married, correct? I'm hoping he has someone to take care of him.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 05:35 PM (uHcnA)

387 365 So olddog, you can't tell us specifics of how Perino was trashing G'burg speech? Not that her view of anything is of interest, but just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:24 PM

Not sure if you're picking my ass or what.... Basically she said his speech wasn't anything new[i/] and just Republican talking points. And those points were overshadowed by comment regarding suing female accusers.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 05:36 PM (Dhht7)

388 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 05:29 PM (Nox3c)

Nee too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:41 PM (EnGQE)

389 Today on the way back from the gym, new big billboard very closet to an interstate highway.

Fist raised grasping cash. "Equal Pay for Women!"
I can hardly wait for the whole series.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:29

Was it a Bud Light billboard with Amy Schumer and Seth Rogan?

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 05:42 PM (Dhht7)

390 Nee too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:41 PM (EnGQE)

Make that "Me too" :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:42 PM (EnGQE)

391 http://preview.tinyurl.com/j7w64sr

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 05:00 PM (uHcnA)

Thanks so much.That was really cute and funny.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 05:45 PM (2L42J)

392 Nee!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2016 05:45 PM (H0mNd)

393 @379. Ignoramus, yes that's exactly what it was.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 05:46 PM (Dhht7)

394 Nee!!

Posted by: The Knights at October 24, 2016 05:47 PM (J+eG2)

395 Yard sign up date. On the way into town today, just out of curiosity I counted the signs I saw.

Trump was losing and winning.

3 signs for Peoria Siding and Window
2 for Trump
1 for Hillary

All hail President Peoria Siding and Window,

I think.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 24, 2016 05:48 PM (d76uN)

396 "Basically she said his speech wasn't anything new[i/] and just Republican talking points. And those points were overshadowed by comment regarding suing female accusers."

And this from supposedly friendly Fox.

His speech was 40 minutes on term limits, federal hiring freezes, severe limits on revolving door lobbying, cutting existing regulations 2 for 1 with anything new, declaring China a currency manipulator, cancelling climate change payments to the UN, ending TPP, renegotiate NAFTA, cancel federal funding of sanctuary cities, cancel Obama's executive orders, deport 2 million criminal Illegals for starters .... It goes on and on.

But nothing to see here. Just the same old GOPe talking points.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 05:48 PM (r1fLd)

397 So the Nees have it; You're all on board with Trump. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:49 PM (EnGQE)

398 "You're all on board with Trump. :^)"

But, you must bring us..........a shrubbery!

Posted by: The Knights at October 24, 2016 05:50 PM (J+eG2)

399 But, you must bring us..........a shrubbery!

Huh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:51 PM (EnGQE)

400 Test..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:52 PM (J+eG2)

401 If you're not familiar with Trump's 100 day agenda announced at Gettysburg and elsewhere, google for it.

I can't think of much I'd add or change. In fact I got a Schadenboner.

Now think of what Hillary will do in her first 100 days. A bad Scotus pick, and she'll try to backdoor Amnesty for Illegals by executive order.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 05:53 PM (r1fLd)

402 But, you must bring us..........a shrubbery!

-----

Huh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2016 05:51 PM (EnGQE)

Go see Roger the Shrubber, he'll fix you right up.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 24, 2016 05:54 PM (GUBah)

403 "Huh?"

We went from Nee, to

The knights who say Nee.

So bring us a shrubbery was a logical just.

Either that, or the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

(Monty Python, and the Holy Grail)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:54 PM (J+eG2)

404 Ever heard of the government op called "The Finders"?

Creepy story.

Posted by: RKae at October 24, 2016 05:55 PM (KFnnG)

405 Olddog, sorry, straight question, some misunderstanding there.

Yeah, if only things like ending the lawlessness of "sanctuary" cities was nothing more than a talking point. If stopping this idiotic "climate" nonsense/shake-down were a tired and empty campaign theme. If only reducing ruinous regulation were a cheap rhetorical flourish.

Instead, in the real world, the phrasing would be "if only the 'opposition' party had made even a head-fake at doing anything about ANY of these pernicious and intolerable situations".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:55 PM (QDnY+)

406 And this from supposedly friendly Fox.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 05:48

Fox was never "friendly". It was just Roger Ailes branding a network that could differentiate from everyone else. Now that he's gone many reporters are starting to show true colors. Not that Perino is a reporter, but the inmates are running zoo.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 05:55 PM (Dhht7)

407 My question about The Finders was directed at this....

----

To catch kiddie diddlers FBI became the largest purveyors of kiddieporn.
Posted by: steevy

Posted by: RKae at October 24, 2016 05:55 PM (KFnnG)

408 Ignoramus I'd change almost half the 100-day agenda.

BUT I DON'T CARE, AND IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

Things are so bad, even delivering on a SINGLE item on the tick list would constitute a sea-change for the better.

And so many seem to forget, or not understand, that some of the most important changes are, in fact, entirely a matter of executive discretion, and can be accomplished via EOs (or cancellation of same).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:58 PM (QDnY+)

409 @406 Hannity and the folks at Fox business are the lone holdouts. O'Reilly is fence sitting.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 05:58 PM (r1fLd)

410 Tomi Lahren left The Blaze to start up Trump TV

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2016 05:58 PM (y3aQB)

411 Steven DenBeste
RIP

http://tinyurl.com/z97njc3

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2016 05:59 PM (J+eG2)

412 Kid Charlemagne is about Owsley "Bear" Stanley, the LSD chemist who ran out of gas trying to escape the police. Stanley was also the inspiration for the Dead's dancing bears. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Posted by: Afroman at October 24, 2016 06:00 PM (ii7lO)

413 @409. Agreed. Except for O'Reilly. He's only gives a sh*t about himself.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 06:00 PM (Dhht7)

414 I can hardly wait for the whole series.

"Defeat Hitler!"

"Eliminate Smallpox Now!"

"End Child Labor!"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:29 PM

Burma Shave!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2016 06:01 PM (bzd8I)

415 Peoria Siding and WIndow is worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 06:03 PM (mBYZv)

416 Tomi Lahren left The Blaze to start up Trump TV

Could it be that this is the source of Beck's lunatic obsession?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 06:04 PM (mBYZv)

417 @412 Agree. I posted above. Owsley was quite the character. He personally brewed most of the LSD on the West Coast from 1965 to 1967 and turned on Ken Kesey (Cuckoo's Nest) and his Merry Pranksters (Tome Wolfe's Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test) , the Hell's Angels, The Beatles and many, many others.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 06:05 PM (r1fLd)

418 Tim, have meant to ask you - how is the new Lahood doing? Meaning, from a constituent's perspective, has he apparently been of any use?

I assume he will be a quiet invisible compliant back-bencher, which these days would be quite something given how quiet and useless the party "leadership" and senior incumbents appear to be.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 06:05 PM (QDnY+)

419 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2016 06:04 PM (mBYZv) No I think she left because of Beck's Lunatic obsession with Trump & because thew Blaze is dead already, the body just doesn't know it

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2016 06:06 PM (y3aQB)

420 405 Olddog, sorry, straight question, some misunderstanding there.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:55

Thank you. No problem.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 06:07 PM (Dhht7)

421 Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 06:05 PM (QDnY+)

He went from a boehner toad to a ryan toad. He's a proggie branded as repub. He'll take any chance to screw conservatives he can get. Just like papa.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 24, 2016 06:10 PM (d76uN)

422 "And so many seem to forget, or not understand, that some of the most important changes are, in fact, entirely a matter of executive discretion, and can be accomplished via EOs (or cancellation of same)."

Agreed. There's a lot Trump can do without Congress. He can also force a lot of reform on Congress by saying he'll veto any spending bill that is omnibus and not properly but through a granular budgeting process.

Hillary might not even get her first choice SCOTUS pick if the R Senate grows a pair. If Ryan supports her on Amnesty he should lose the Speaker's chair. What else can she pass?

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 06:12 PM (r1fLd)

423 @422. It's not if Ryan supports it's "When." He'll do some dog and pony stuff and then vote for her Scotus, Amnesty, et al. They're on the same team.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 06:23 PM (Dhht7)

424 And so many seem to forget, or not understand, that some of the most important changes are, in fact, entirely a matter of executive discretion, and can be accomplished via EOs (or cancellation of same).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 05:58 PM (QDnY+)
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Yeah, I can't wait for that discussion with libs. He (rightfully) writes an EO to cancel an overreaching EO and we'll hear "I thought you didn't believe in EOs!???!"

People will have to prepare themselves to stand fast to a fresh barrage of cargo-cult Alinskyan "hypocrite" calls, and answer that overreaching EOs can be--and should be--rescinded by EOs.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2016 06:27 PM (2mC6G)

425 "He'll do some dog and pony stuff and then vote for her Scotus, Amnesty, et al."

In the House, he doesn't vote on SCOTUS. If he supports Amnesty he'll either lose his Chair, or have at least half the R voters leave the Party.

McConnell can't let a Hillary nominee through that has been litmus-tested to overturn Citizens United (and Heller). It would be a serious separation of powers issue, as well as being bad on the merits.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 06:29 PM (r1fLd)

426 Congrats to the dudes with gainzz.

I will get back to weighing myself every morning.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 24, 2016 06:30 PM (Om16U)

427 Wrong thread

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 24, 2016 06:31 PM (Om16U)

428 Betcha they call her 'Sugartits' in the joint.

Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2016 06:35 PM (or3Qc)

429 So if I videotape out-of-state buses going from polling place to polling place, or I put up signs in Spanish saying that INS will be looking for Illegals illegally voting, will AG Loretta Lynch have me arrested for voter intimidation?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 24, 2016 06:43 PM (r1fLd)

430 @429. I'll pay your bail.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2016 06:57 PM (Dhht7)

431 That Steely Dan dildo is someone's brother-in-law.

Posted by: R. DUKE at October 24, 2016 07:25 PM (ONH2e)

432 It's about effing time.

We need MOAR Democrooks in jail.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at October 24, 2016 07:25 PM (V71z9)

433 344 I know that knob is a slang for penis but what the hell is a knob polisher-someone who does bjs?

****

He said I was in the army doing kp. sniff

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at October 24, 2016 07:39 PM (or3Qc)

434 JJ,
I swear I remember an article/interview with Walter Becker in the early 90s saying he was married with a couple kids hiding out in Hawaii , guess he could have turned into a switch hitter? , Rikki don't lose that number has been speculated to be about Rikki Ducornet who was an acquaintance with Donald Fagen at Bard College.

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at October 24, 2016 08:09 PM (b7AU3)

435 Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Sure she was always easy on male perps who would be separated from their children.

I'd add 5 years just to give her kids a better chance in life. Keeping them away from someone of such poor character would be merciful.

Posted by: Joe Mack at October 24, 2016 08:42 PM (vP09u)

436 "...pleaded with the judge to have "mercy" on her two sons, whom she said a jail sentence would affect the hardest."

If she didn't think about her sons when she was doing that stuff, why should I think about them now?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at October 24, 2016 09:19 PM (w0U7L)

437 Test

Posted by: Tenco at October 25, 2016 04:29 AM (WmsnH)

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