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Overnight Open Thread (22 Oct 2016)
Breaking The Seal
Heh. 'Breaking the seal' after drinking is a real thing. Means something totally different on the P-3C. Breaking the seal on the P-3C meant you were the first to have to go during a flight and would therefore have to take the urine collection device, a large cylindrical device with an opening at the top, after the flight and dump the urine in an appropriate EPA certified dump area. OK, I maybe lied about the EPA part. C'mon Man People who can't find sex partners should be classified as 'disabled,' says World Health Organization. The people who make this shit up should be classified as 'disabled.' I suppose this rapist will claim disability. Iraqi refugee who raped a 10-year old boy at a swimming pool in a 'sexual emergency' has his conviction overturned because the Austrian court 'didn't prove he realized the boy was saying no'. The Old Guardh/t xbradtc Moron Meet Up
Aboard Admiral #Kuznetsov, flag ship of the #Russian #Navy pic.twitter.com/Yu7z2XjMWW
— Aki Heikkinen (@akihheikkinen) October 21, 2016
This is the way the managerial class works the rake. In less sophisticated countries, like say France, the politicians just raid the pension funds. It's legal plunder. In the managerial state, the plunder is more nuanced, tarted up with soft feminine language like "inclusion" and "coming together for a common cause." You can be sure that this plan will be sold as a way to bring the country together to solve our retirement problems for those who "play by the rules and just want a fair deal." What will happen, of course, is the same thing we saw with health care and pretty much every other part of the economy these days. It will be a bust out. The billions that pour into these new funds will be "invested" in things that benefit the rulers. Politicians will get advance notice on some new move so they can cash in their privileged status. The fund managers will kick back a piece of their rake to the politicians for the right to manage these funds. It will be systematic robbery of the middle class.Idiots So the team that couldn't handle classified material now brings you this episode of dumbassery. Clinton's Brooklyn campaign HQ evacuated after suspicious substance discovered in letter. Evidently two interns opened a package and saw a suspicious substance and instead of leaving it right there and calling authorities, they decided to carry it with them up to the 11th floor, potentially exposing far more people. Idiots. Cat Video
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 22, 2016 10:31 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:32 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2016 10:33 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:33 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:33 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 10:33 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: no good deed at October 22, 2016 10:34 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:34 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2016 10:34 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:35 PM (8iiMU)
Joe Buck can't stop running his mouth
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:33 PM (8iiMU)
ever......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:35 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 22, 2016 10:35 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:36 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 22, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:34 PM (0O7c5)
Not until the last out. Please not until the last out
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2016 10:36 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:36 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2016 10:36 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:37 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2016 10:37 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:36 PM (bpfzP)
Because this may kill me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2016 10:37 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:37 PM (8iiMU)
I'm sure that'll work on my daughter's friend's hot mom.
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 10:37 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:37 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:37 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 10:37 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:38 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:38 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:38 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:38 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:39 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:39 PM (8iiMU)
>> were no comments posted yet....
What? There's CONTENT?
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 10:39 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:39 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 22, 2016 10:39 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 22, 2016 10:39 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 22, 2016 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 22, 2016 10:40 PM (qaWk6)
when criminals in this world appear
and break the laws that they should fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!
when in this world the headlines read
of those whose hearts are filled with greed
who rob and steal from those who need
to right this wrong with blinding speed
goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 10:40 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 22, 2016 10:40 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 10:40 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:40 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:41 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 22, 2016 10:41 PM (2L42J)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 22, 2016 10:41 PM (cMIkI)
THERE IS NO BERMUDA TRIANGLE MYSTERY!
Ships and planes don't disappear there with any greater frequency than they disappear anywhere else. It's a busy sea lane that gets FUCKING HURRICANES three months out of the year.
The only mystery about the Bermuda Triangle is why anybody still believes a bunch of utter bullshit Charles Berlitz made up fifty years ago, which has been debunked with metronomic regularity every couple of weeks ever since.
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 22, 2016 10:42 PM (rFm98)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:42 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:42 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:42 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 22, 2016 10:42 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:42 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:42 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (qaWk6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 22, 2016 10:42 PM (rFm9
Next you're going to tell me that Chariots of the Gods was bullcrap. No, sir. Not gonna take that.
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (0O7c5)
Shut yo mouth.
We need the annual Triangle issue to make our numbers.
Posted by: National Enquirer at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Steve Bartman at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (cMIkI)
Posted by: CDR M at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: TAMMY AL THOR at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (7ZXKG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 10:43 PM (hVdx9)
So, smart refrigerators are behind the attack. It's all the fault of that annoying Kristen Bell and her faggy husband. I hope they arrest those two before I'm subjected to any more of their inane commercials.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 22, 2016 10:44 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 22, 2016 10:44 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 22, 2016 10:44 PM (qaWk6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2016 10:44 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:44 PM (0O7c5)
Tearing up
Posted by: L, Elle at October 22, 2016 10:45 PM (6IPEM)
On a separate note, Space Network up here in Canuckistan had 'Class', a Doctor Who spin off. I think I'll pass. I've got stuff to do and things to get back to...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 22, 2016 10:45 PM (2L42J)
>> Gods was bullcrap. No, sir. Not gonna take that.
Yeah, but when they try to tell you that St Kim of Kardashian is a whore with a fat ass...
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 10:45 PM (TppKb)
Nice to know that 10 year olds can give consent in Austria ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2016 10:45 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 22, 2016 10:45 PM (cMIkI)
Posted by: Peggy at October 22, 2016 10:45 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: An Observation at October 22, 2016 10:45 PM (TsLsv)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 10:45 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 22, 2016 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:46 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Fritz at October 22, 2016 10:46 PM (cyoBN)
Posted by: An Observation
****
No silly. Only if the Cubs WIN the World Series will it be the end of the world.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 10:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Harry Reid, Every Boy's Friend at October 22, 2016 10:46 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at October 22, 2016 10:47 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 22, 2016 10:47 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at October 22, 2016 10:47 PM (UpGcq)
You're in Chicago? Those might not be fireworks...
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)
Cubs are in the Series.
Kinda weird, such a thing has never happened in my life time, but excited, very excited.
Posted by: TAMMY AL THOR at October 22, 2016 10:47 PM (7ZXKG)
The 9mm kind?
Mattresses? Sandbags? Quarter-inch steel plate?
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 10:48 PM (TppKb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK4dh3rJrFQ
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2016 10:48 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: CDR M at October 22, 2016 10:48 PM (9I51B)
Yes, you do.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 22, 2016 10:48 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: DFCtomm
****
Remember the movie Runaway?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 10:49 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: CDR M at October 22, 2016 10:48 PM (9I51B)
Well, Candy Crowley is moderating...
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 22, 2016 10:49 PM (qaWk6)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at October 22, 2016 10:49 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 22, 2016 10:49 PM (Ha50C)
Grammie, BREATHE! BREATHE!!!
Posted by: JTB at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: CDR M at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM (bpfzP)
I would do at this moment
when you're standing before me
with tears in your eyes
trying to tell me that you
have found you another
you just don't love me no more
What did you think
I would say at this moment
when I'm faced with the knowledge
that you just don't love me
Would you think I would curse you
or say things to hurt you
'Cause you just don't love me no more
Did you think I could hate you
or raise my hands to you
Now come on, you know me too well
How could I hurt you
when darling, I love you
and you know
I'd never hurt you, ohhh
What do you think
I would give at this moment
if you'd stay I'd subtract 20 years from my life
I'd fall down on my knees
kiss the ground that you walk on
if I could just hold you again
I'd fall down on my knees
kiss the ground that you walk on, baby
if I could just hold you..........
if I..... could just hold you.....
if I.......... if I could just hold you.....
a... gain
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: CDR M at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM (9I51B)
He said that the White Sox were his favorite team ... and then couldn't name a single player.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (zc3Db)
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-37641202
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (w+Jhj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789881595247337472
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789881777284325376
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789882098538713089
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789882255749636096
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: TAMMY AL THOR at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (7ZXKG)
I just can't believe it. Can't believe it.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM (bpfzP)
enjoy! how wonderful!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: CDR M at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM (9I51B)
He said that the White Sox were his favorite team ... and then couldn't name a single player.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (zc3Db)
Shoeless Joe Jackson, maybe? They have a lot in common.
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM (qJhUV)
endless Obama interruptions during this World Series. Or the announcers
will keep name dropping him. Or he'll be at all the games.
Posted by: CDR M at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM (9I51B)
-----------------------------------------------------
No, he's not a Cubs fan. He's a southsider who doesn't even know where the Sox play ball.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:52 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2016 10:52 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2016 10:52 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 10:52 PM (iC3qF)
Although I expect he and Cankles just became Cubs fans.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 22, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789882473970855936
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789882675633029122
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789882852448108546
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789883012142039040
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2016 10:52 PM (Ya7zs)
Iraqi refugee who raped a 10-year old boy at a swimming pool in a 'sexual emergency' has his conviction overturned because the Austrian court 'didn't prove he realized the boy was saying no'.
First comment at original article:
Jack Roth, London, United Kingdom, 1 day ago
Scaremongering - just because one bad apple was unfamiliar with European culture.
Not sure if the guy is being sarcastic or not.
Posted by: Casca at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM (bpfzP)
GO CUBBIES!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM (+lv+r)
If they had given it all away again to the Yankees, I'd be screaming at the top of my lungs right now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM (hVdx9)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789883633150595074
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789883948855922688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789884107073392646
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789884254763282432
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM (Ya7zs)
My cat does a faceplant like that sometimes.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks"
Mine does also. It's really funky.
Just got a new 5' cat tree for them last week. They went apeshit over it. Mostly fights about who was going to get the top spot.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)
As I remember, Hillary! has said she's a lifelong Cubs fan. AND a lifelong Yankee fan.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 22, 2016 10:54 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 22, 2016 10:54 PM (+vAGU)
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at October 22, 2016 10:54 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2016 10:55 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks"
Mine does also. It's really funky.
Just got a new 5' cat tree for them last week. They went apeshit over it. Mostly fights about who was going to get the top spot.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
****
Cat condo wars!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 10:55 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 22, 2016 10:55 PM (P8951)
Posted by: TAMMY AL THOR at October 22, 2016 10:55 PM (7ZXKG)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at October 22, 2016 10:55 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: delayna at October 22, 2016 10:55 PM (KNFU5)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 10:56 PM (iC3qF)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at October 22, 2016 10:55 PM (UpGcq)
Or an Indonesian. Hawaiians don't generally chow down on dog, or worship Allah.
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 10:56 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Chi at October 22, 2016 10:56 PM (HiHJN)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:56 PM (bpfzP)
Shit..
I never *munch* made it past the concession stand. *slurp*
*burp*
Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 22, 2016 10:57 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2016 10:57 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: delayna at October 22, 2016 10:55 PM (KNFU5)
Yes, if you will post a picture of your Ferrari or 500+ HP Mustang.
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 10:57 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 10:57 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2016 10:58 PM (V3IFq)
How many times did I sit in those bleachers dreaming of this moment?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 22, 2016 10:58 PM (+vAGU)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: grammie winger
****
PED's? Sold their souls to Satan? Massive bribes?
The Illuminati?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (hVdx9)
I think it was just a couple of seasons ago we ended up something like
35 games below 500. I don't know what happened. How did we get good?
The gravitational pull of SMOD?
Posted by: Willy J. at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (Ha50C)
>> fridges that want to be online and have code
>> written as cheaply as humanly possible are
>> incredibly dangerous.
It's not necessarily that the code is written as cheaply as possible. In most cases they're borrowing well-tested code from open-source implementations.
But it's the maintenance, the monitoring, the updating, etc.
"Hi cutie, can I check the firewall rules on your vibrator? You might be, uh, open..."
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (TppKb)
You gotta believe!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (bpfzP)
She also is opening her own online sex shop yeaterday but says one has nothing to do with the other.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (cMIkI)
What possible reason could there be to put a fridge on-line?
They try to sell it by saying your fridge can order a jug of milk when you are low. I don't order groceries anyway so it's stupid to me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (IqV8l)
..................
just remember, islam=rape culture
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:00 PM (iC3qF)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 11:00 PM (bpfzP)
I don't know about that, he embraced sumpin', know what I mean?
Posted by: Man's Country, Chicago at October 22, 2016 11:00 PM (HwVbl)
And yet I will still be alive in the moring...f*ck.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 22, 2016 11:01 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Gordon Ramsay at October 22, 2016 11:01 PM (cC/ZB)
>> on-line? Now, a toilet, I could understand. Content.
So that the state can shut it off when the wind turbines powering the Green Economy catch fire?
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:01 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 22, 2016 11:01 PM (+vAGU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (P8951)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (cMIkI)
We did not suck
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (+vAGU)
Posted by: Ghosts of the Billy Goat Tavern at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 22, 2016 10:58 PM (+vAGU)
===========================================
I know, Joe. It's unbelievable.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2016 10:59 PM (IqV8l)
Didn't you see the commercials? It's because Kristen Bell is too fvcking lazy to open the frig door when her faggy husband calls from the supermarket and asks if they need eggs ... so he goes online with his gay phone and checks the 5 frig cams to see how many eggs there are.
Everybody needs this technology!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2016 11:03 PM (zc3Db)
F*ck Yo GOAT!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:03 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands) at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (P8951)
=============================================
Good chance that was my boy. Sorry.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 11:03 PM (bpfzP)
>> written as cheaply as humanly possible
I think it's more the lack of security measures- known ports and passwords. So, code that was stolen as cheaply as possible with no care given to it.
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2016 11:04 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 10:57 PM (CUYn5)
That is disturbingly funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2016 11:04 PM (zc3Db)
Joe madden
We did not suck
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (+vAGU)
he's wearing his cap like a yahoo.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 22, 2016 11:04 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM (bpfzP)
++++
He was in DC yesterday and is also scheduled to be there for an award tomorrow. Still could've made it to Chicago today, I would imagine.
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/10/
bill-murray-white-house-cubs
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2016 11:04 PM (R+30W)
And to their goats.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Tomorrow they will need to be selling the goats in the next village over.
Posted by: Achmed at October 22, 2016 11:04 PM (5huyv)
There is such a thing as overkill with these Trump "accusers."
If you had limited it to one or two you might have fooled some of the LIV but it's now up to 18 or so.
Stop it, you're embarrassing yourselves.
Regards,
FUCK YOU, WAR!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2016 11:05 PM (+lv+r)
that doesn't sound like a good idea
I think a girl might not like it if the vibrator got hacked and the posted it got powered on 27 times in a week or other data
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:05 PM (iC3qF)
Happy for all of you Cub fans...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 22, 2016 11:05 PM (2L42J)
Thanks to idbguy for setting up a great event, streamed live with our friends in the Republic of Texas, or as we call it, "The Last Hope For Humanity".
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 22, 2016 11:05 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 11:05 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 22, 2016 11:06 PM (cMIkI)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 11:06 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:06 PM (hVdx9)
Success with high draft picks after being lousy. A few good trades, and buying a pitching staff.
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 22, 2016 11:06 PM (PJMpr)
>> known ports and passwords. So, code that was
>> stolen as cheaply as possible with no care given to >> it.
Because the first thing one does when one installs a new dishwasher is to change the admin password and install an SSL cert.
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:06 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 22, 2016 11:07 PM (Ha50C)
There is such a thing as overkill with these Trump "accusers."
If you had limited it to one or two you might have fooled some of the LIV but it's now up to 18 or so.
Stop it, you're embarrassing yourselves.
Regards,
FUCK YOU, WAR!
Posted by: Kreplach
****
LIVs really do tune that stuff out. Amazing how dense they can be.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:07 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:06 PM (TppKb)
Absolutely. And not one of those junky, self-signed certs.
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 11:02 PM (bpfzP)
So...you two are Cubs fans?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2016 11:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:08 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:01 PM (TppKb)
The new growth industry: appliance emulators. You keep your old 1960 Philco fridge that just works, and buy a Peon Industries emulator card that connects to the Internet by wi-fi, and tells the Internet that you have a Goldstar wonder-fridge, with non-chilling, non-ozone depleting useless refrigerant in its coils.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:08 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at October 22, 2016 11:08 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)
I had 2 kittehs who used to do that. They were funnier than Cole and Marmalade. This was before Youtube, or I would have made a fortune on product endorsements for the videos. (((Kenny and Taz))) RIP
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:08 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2016 11:08 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:09 PM (iC3qF)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 22, 2016 11:09 PM (cMIkI)
>> on-line? Now, a toilet, I could understand. Content.
So that the state can shut it off when the wind turbines powering the Green Economy catch fire?
Posted by: JEM"
My power company had been sending me letters once every few weeks over the last year or so, asking if I wanted to sign up for their special home monitoring service that can control my appliances, and every couple of weeks I'd tear them in half and throw them in the trash.
Then my wife calls me one day and says that some guy had knocked on our door asking about our electrical power. I at first thought it was one of those scam artists that try to get you to switch providers and jack up the price so I told her to tell the guy to FOAD.
Well, after I got home he came around again and it turned out that it was my power company trying to get people to buy into that monitoring thing. I told him in no uncertain terms that I was not interested whatsoever.
I haven't gotten a single one of those letters since then.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (w+Jhj)
what is next $50k to fuck a goat?
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:09 PM (iC3qF)
The real WTF is that she apparently claims to have turned it down. Really? Because you had so many other options?
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Pepe
****
Good thin I am in AZ. Heeeere chunks! (whistles)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (P8951)
Thanks to idbguy for setting up a great event,
streamed live with our friends in the Republic of Texas, or as we call
it, "The Last Hope For Humanity".
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 22, 2016 11:05 PM (EUMr7)
I'm sad we missed the livestream, but hell yeah the TXMoMee was fun! Thanks to Ben Had for hosting and putting it all together.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (+eR2D)
what is next $50k to fuck a goat?
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:09 PM (
She claimed she turned him down.
LMFAO!
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (cMIkI)
Posted by: Bluey Raisin at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (sSxn3)
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 22, 2016 11:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (iMxBJ)
Because he wouldn't provide a script, first.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2016 11:11 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:46 PM
no, no grammie. Don't let Fen off you yet, we've got 4 more wins to go yet!
YAY CUBS!
Posted by: Farmer at October 22, 2016 11:11 PM (o/90i)
>> turned it down.
Under the Gay Marriage Cake Standard she's not allowed to choose who she fucks, is she? She's a public accommodation and must take anyone prepared to pay for it, right?
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:12 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 22, 2016 10:47 PM (n3MnG)
------------------
Yep. I really miss my MIL tonight.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 22, 2016 11:12 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Pepe
****
Good thin I am in AZ. Heeeere chunks! (whistles)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
That's every weekend in Arizona in a town with any college.
Am I. Right?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 22, 2016 11:12 PM (cMIkI)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 22, 2016 11:12 PM (d76uN)
She claimed she turned him down
The porn star claimed the same thing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2016 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2016 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
Heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:14 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2016 11:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2016 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
I have the impression that there is no such thing as a thread winner on the ONT, by definition. But if there were, this would be it.
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 11:14 PM (iMxBJ)
And murder. Don't forget murder!
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2016 11:15 PM (ZIFyZ)
She claimed she turned him down
The porn star claimed the same thing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
****
Riiiigghht. They aren't screwing for money or anything.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)
Maybe Sonic has a decent Chicago dog...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2016 11:15 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2016 11:16 PM (RnKax)
Because Al Capone never got to see the Cubs win a World Series.
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:16 PM (TppKb)
funnier than Cole and Marmalade. This was before Youtube, or I would
have made a fortune on product endorsements for the videos. (((Kenny and
Taz))) RIP
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks"
As I type, one (Alice) is on the top shelf, and the other (Chammie) is at the bottom, giving her the hairy eyeball.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 11:16 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2016 11:14 PM (IqV8l)
Next, Bluetooth-enabled diapers that send a text to mama's smartphone if Junior pees or poops.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:16 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Pepe
****
Good thin I am in AZ. Heeeere chunks! (whistles)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
That's every weekend in Arizona in a town with any college.
Am I. Right?
Posted by: Pepe
*****
I would not know. Swearsies.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:16 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Al Capone at October 22, 2016 11:16 PM (n3MnG)
It was really nice meeting you at Ben's place!
And that dance you did on the hay bales! Holy moly! I'll be dreaming about that for months!
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at October 22, 2016 11:17 PM (mFA3Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And if the diaper leaks, it sends out an air-raid signal at full volume.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2016 11:17 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 22, 2016 11:17 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Harry "Searchlight Strangler" Reid at October 22, 2016 11:18 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at October 22, 2016 11:19 PM (mFA3Z)
>> mama's smartphone if Junior pees or poops.
Pretty soon we'll have the 'smart waistband' so you can get a text when someone's taking off your daughter's panties.
The Internet of Things...
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:19 PM (TppKb)
How many of the general population has *already* gotten a BJ from Madonna? 70%? 80%?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2016 11:19 PM (NlMkN)
My apartment is going to install one of those Nest thermostats soon, and I can't opt out. How at-risk will I be? I know nothing of the internet of things but hear bad stuff frequently. I don't even have a smart phone or DVR, just a flip phone, this laptop and Fios with no fancy frills.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:20 PM (BcNLK)
The Internet of Things...
Posted by: JEM
****
If I had a daughter, I'd want that app. As I do not, I am thoroughly against it!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:20 PM (iC3qF)
The Internet of Things...
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:19 PM (TppKb)
And smart shotguns to pair with that...
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 11:20 PM (iMxBJ)
I'm putting my money on Alice keeping the top shelf more than 50% of the time.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:22 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2016 11:22 PM (RnKax)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:22 PM (iC3qF)
nice start
but that is not enough
Posted by: origional Jake
****
No argument there. My father was kind enough to leave me more than that. Miss him greatly.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:20 PM (BcNLK)
Eh, doesn't sound worth worrying about. It's supposed to be smart about anticipating what temperature you want. If your landlord wants to buy you a $100+ smart thermostat that's aimed at doing what you want, that seems basically OK.
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 11:23 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 22, 2016 11:23 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:20 PM (BcNLK)
Seems to me it would be pretty easy to sabotage such a thing. Microwave oven with door off, door safety switch disabled. Place on ladder facing Nest thermostat. Plug in via extension cord in next room. let it run for 20 seconds, or until smoke appears. Put oven away. "It just squeaked, and then smoke came out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:24 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: L, Elle
****
It's only been what, a 100 years? Get a hold of yourself woman. You are being soooooooo slly.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks"
You're probably right. Alice is only 2 yrs old and full of beans. Chammie is pushing 11.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)
How many of the general population has *already* gotten a BJ from Madonna? 70%? 80%?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2016 11:19 PM (NlMkN)
*kicks rock*
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 22, 2016 11:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Splunge at October 22, 2016 11:23 PM (iMxBJ)
You know it's aimed at doing what the landlord wants, which is to save money on fuel by making the tenants cold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:26 PM (CUYn5)
so the WHO says if you are not getting laid you are disabled?
at whut age does that kick in?
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:22 PM (iC3qF)
Additionally, I took it to mean that quality was also part of the guidelines, meaning if you were picky because you wouldn't settle for some meth head Amy Schumer look alike at last call, you'd still qualify..
In which case, I want back payments. Having standards finally pays off. Thanks U.N.!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 22, 2016 11:26 PM (2L42J)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:26 PM (iC3qF)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 22, 2016 11:27 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2016 11:27 PM (RnKax)
Six, glad you made it home safely, we went on for another 4+ hours.
Wow! Another 4 hours! I was enjoying myself tremendously, but had to head west. I really had a great time meeting other members of the Horde -- thanks again for being such a gracious host!
And I apologize for not remembering everyone - I fear the alcohol has clouded my mind - but Lindafell, Texas Zombie, Country Boy and Danger Girl and Ben Had - was nice to be able to put a face to the name.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at October 22, 2016 11:27 PM (mFA3Z)
Why?
Because it was that that point I realized I'd never get to date Cher as I was now too old.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:27 PM (hVdx9)
I want the option to set the default at 55 degrees. I hope that's possible. I have no interest on becoming more dependent on technology than I already am, which is why I don't even use GPS. Does this make me a Luddite?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:27 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
My tenants pay for there own frickin heat. As long as they keep it warm enough so the pipes don't freeze, I'm fine.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)
It was really nice meeting you at Ben's place!
And that dance you did on the hay bales! Holy moly! I'll be dreaming about that for months!
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at October 22, 2016 11:17 PM (mFA3Z)
Nice to meet you too! My hay bale dance was only slightly overshadowed by that trick you did with the bridle and whip. I never knew...well....you enjoy that tequila.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:28 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2016 11:28 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:29 PM (+eR2D)
Because Al Capone never got to see the Cubs win a World Series.
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:16 PM
Well, he was 9 years old in 1908, so he could have seen them win the World Series back then. But he had not moved to Chicago until his 20s.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 22, 2016 11:29 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:30 PM (+eR2D)
Please keep that in mind when reading my future posts.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2016 11:31 PM (kCDOM)
a thing. Microwave oven with door off, door safety switch disabled.
Place on ladder facing Nest thermostat. Plug in via extension cord in
next room. let it run for 20 seconds, or until smoke appears. Put oven
away. "It just squeaked, and then smoke came out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:24 PM (CUYn5)
I like the way you think. Now I know who to ask when I need Evil MacGuyver.Although the microwave is built in over the stove.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:31 PM (BcNLK)
pant only, obvious butt covers, 2 inch heals....
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:31 PM (iC3qF)
I can't opt out. How at-risk will I be? I know nothing of the internet
of things but hear bad stuff frequently. I don't even have a smart phone
or DVR, just a flip phone, this laptop and Fios with no fancy frills.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:20 PM (BcNLK)
Ontario, Canada was pushing those a while back. No freaking way. Basically, the province, actually the utility, would be able to change the temperature in the house according to the electrical demands being placed on the grid. So you were giving up your control of the thermostat to the government, which only has our best interests at heart - bastards.
I go for runs outside of town and can't even count all of the windmills. Businesses are fleeing the province because electricity rates are going through the roof. Build some f***ing nuclear plants. I can't wait until this province burns.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 22, 2016 11:31 PM (2L42J)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:31 PM (+eR2D)
Please keep that in mind when reading my future posts.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale"
So far spelling, grammar and punctuation still A-OK.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 11:32 PM (w+Jhj)
See WZ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 22, 2016 11:32 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:31 PM (BcNLK)
You just get a cheap used one from Goodwill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:32 PM (CUYn5)
7th grade? It was because you got too tall.
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2016 11:32 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2016 11:33 PM (6RZos)
in a free water glass! May have stolen $1.25 worth of lemonade!
Are you fucking kidding me? I hate the media.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:33 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 22, 2016 11:33 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:34 PM (iC3qF)
"Public announcement: I am REALLY hammered here.
Please keep that in mind when reading my future posts.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale"
Think of this as preparation for....
1. game 7 victory celebration
2. Election Night
Train well.....train well....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 22, 2016 11:34 PM (2L42J)
http://i.___ur.com/EJNol2J.jpg
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:35 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 22, 2016 11:35 PM (vyqqu)
GO CUBS.
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 22, 2016 11:35 PM (032Cd)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 22, 2016 11:10 PM
Not quite yet. Curse of the Billy Goat involves the Cubs never winning the World Series again. Curse does not get broken until they win World Series.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 22, 2016 11:35 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:26 PM (CUYn5)
=========Fortunately, electricity and gas is billed directly to me. No shenanigans.
These jackasses claimed I used 11,500 gallons of water in May for this apartment. That's approximately my entire water usage for the house I lived in from April through September, and I had extensive gardens to water in the summertime.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 22, 2016 11:35 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:36 PM (+eR2D)
I loved Orel Hersheiser. What a stand up, respectable guy.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:36 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2016 11:37 PM (RnKax)
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2016 11:33 PM (6RZos)
You missed the part about powering it up via an extension cord from the next room.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:37 PM (CUYn5)
Puking for 2 hours+ isn't all that fun. Big surprise, I know.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 22, 2016 11:38 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 22, 2016 11:38 PM (Fbj4h)
Aw shit. Dammit pixy. Put an i m g without the spaces where that stupid underline is.
Posted by: @DangerGirl
http://tinyurl.com/h9f45fq
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2016 11:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 22, 2016 11:38 PM (iC3qF)
So, pedophilia is legal in Austria?
Good to know.
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 22, 2016 11:38 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:39 PM (+eR2D)
What a GREAT time! 23 assorted 'Rons, 'Ettes and SO's of same.
What a great group of people - one husband/wife team (who've been to all three now) even brought their daughters (who'd asked to come along).
And we did get to hook up with our Lonestar compatriots. Unfortunately, the acoustics at our venue precluded much actual conversation with each other. And I'm ashamed to admit, they all had AoSHQ t-shirts for the occasion - sure wish *I'd* thought of that.
Anyway, Thanks to all who attended!!
Posted by: ibguy at October 22, 2016 11:39 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2016 11:38 PM (IqV8l)
Thank you, sir.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:39 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 22, 2016 11:40 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 22, 2016 11:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Steck - AoSHQ Barn Burner 2016 Finally Someone Gets a Shirt! at October 22, 2016 11:40 PM (EwReX)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 22, 2016 11:38 PM (Fbj4h)
Mary, I really think you have lost your mojo. Have you considered Metamucil?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2016 11:40 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: ibguy at October 22, 2016 11:40 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 22, 2016 11:40 PM (PJMpr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2016 11:41 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:41 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:41 PM (+eR2D)
So $10K would not be out of the range for a whole night with one.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 22, 2016 11:42 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:42 PM (hVdx9)
Still have my old Russki Navy books from the Reagan era. Should go look up the power plant.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 22, 2016 11:43 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: CDR M at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM
He's a White Sox fan. Southsiders usually for the WS. My wife was taken to her first game by her gramdpa and even tho he was on the ss, he was a Cubs fan, worked downtown for Standar Oil as an accountant, took her to games.
Her Dad is a White Sox fan and has always said, in jest, the yr the Cubs win the WS I will die. As he's now 85, I'm hoping he forgets that joke, but I doubt it.
Posted by: Farmer at October 22, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:44 PM (hVdx9)
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Ah. The Bronze Package.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 22, 2016 11:46 PM (4HySM)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 22, 2016 11:47 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Steck - AoSHQ Barn Burner 2016 Finally Someone Gets a Shirt! at October 22, 2016 11:48 PM (EwReX)
As in "you'll need to bronze your dick to preserve it after you catch what you're going to catch from that escapade", right?
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2016 11:48 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2016 11:48 PM (RnKax)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:48 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:49 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Holy shit- really? Power of the White-Out, I guess.
I thought OSU looked beatable against Wisconsin last week. Too much reliance on their quarterback doing everything. But I meant beatable by a top team, which, sadly, Penn State is not.
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2016 11:50 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2016 11:52 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: @DangerGirl
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Saw that with my mom and apolitical lady. Stunned describes how they felt.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:52 PM (hVdx9)
He claimed White Sox-ness. And Hillary is, of course, a Yankees fan from "way back" to her Senate run.
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2016 11:53 PM (/wWB4)
$800 for girl/girl
$1000 for boy-girl
$1200 for anal.
Up to $4000 for the "extreme" shit. DP is more than regular anal, for instance.
Dudes only get paid about $500 per, and that's for all types. Gay shit apparently pays much higher, but I'm not gonna even look for that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 22, 2016 11:54 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:52 PM (hVdx9)
That's how I have felt both times I've watched it, and I *know* what happens.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:54 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 22, 2016 11:54 PM (20X6f)
Oh, I'll go back to hating them next season....
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 22, 2016 11:56 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:52 PM (hVdx9)
That's how I have felt both times I've watched it, and I *know* what happens.
Posted by: @DangerGirl
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I cannot say what I felt lest I be banned.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 22, 2016 11:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 22, 2016 11:58 PM (P8951)
Iraqi refugee who raped a 10-year old boy at a swimming pool in a
'sexual emergency' has his conviction overturned because the Austrian
court 'didn't prove he realized the boy was saying no'."
No in Farsi is "Na". I'm sure it was completely obvious.
It's interesting that "No" has a very similar sound in so many languages, but "Yes" is often very different.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 22, 2016 11:58 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:59 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2016 11:59 PM (RnKax)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 23, 2016 12:00 AM (DW+jj)
I had an upper crown fall off, but it still looks pretty solid. Would a dentist be willing to put it back on, or will most insist on making a new one?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:00 AM (NlMkN)
'sexual emergency' has his conviction overturned because the Austrian
court 'didn't prove he realized the boy was saying no'."
No in Farsi is "Na". I'm sure it was completely obvious.
It's interesting that "No" has a very similar sound in so many languages, but "Yes" is often very different.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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The left has never ending ways to excuse the "privileged class" for their crimes.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:01 AM (hVdx9)
Special teams sucked tonight. Sigh...Me has got the sads.
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2016 12:01 AM (JSovD)
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OSU was our bottom tonight!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 23, 2016 12:01 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: The Butcher at October 23, 2016 12:02 AM (OonSC)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 23, 2016 12:02 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:00 AM (NlMkN)
Krazy Glue. The gel type.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 12:02 AM (CUYn5)
so the WHO says if you are not getting laid you are disabled?
A friend of mine asked me if I was getting any on the side, and I said: "I haven't had any in so long that I didn't even know they'd moved it - when did that happen?"
Posted by: An Observation at October 23, 2016 12:02 AM (TsLsv)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 12:03 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:03 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 23, 2016 12:03 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 23, 2016 12:03 AM (DW+jj)
The left has never ending ways to excuse the "privileged class" for their crimes.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
As Whoopi would say, "it's not rape rape."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2016 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:04 AM (NlMkN)
>> welcomes the Cubs to the white house.
I am hoping that moment is accompanied by a rainbow of unicorns flying over shitting Skittles on everyone present.
Posted by: JEM at October 23, 2016 12:05 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:05 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:03 AM (hVdx9)
This. If the courts fail to mete out justice, then Judge Lynch's courtroom goes into session.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 12:05 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 23, 2016 12:05 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
As Whoopi would say, "it's not rape rape."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Excellent example.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:06 AM (hVdx9)
the side, and I said: "I haven't had any in so long that I didn't even
know they'd moved it - when did that happen?"
Posted by: An Observation at October 23, 2016 12:02 AM (TsLsv)
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<wipes keyboard>Mr, Deplorable and I were going at it like teens. I'm grateful that he didn't die in the act.
Since I lost him, I have no desire at all. Can't imagine being with another man, but I suppose that's normal.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 12:06 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM
Jules said maybe she did, but now is not sure. We both saw John Cusack, he's another longtimefan.
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 12:07 AM (o/90i)
slightly overshadowed by that trick you did with the bridle and whip. I
never knew...well....you enjoy that tequila.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 22, 2016 11:28 PM (+eR2D)
You're killing me!
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at October 23, 2016 12:07 AM (mFA3Z)
Going to go with either a stealth muzzie or a muzzie sympathizer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 12:07 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:03 AM (hVdx9)
This. If the courts fail to mete out justice, then Judge Lynch's courtroom goes into session.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They fail to understand they have the power they do because WE grant it. When they deliberately fail to exercise it, we have every right to reclaim it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:08 AM (hVdx9)
MoMees. Great work and effort organizing these events, gentlemen. It's nice to hear that everyone had so much fun. I hope the dead guy liked his gift.
I'm still too emotional to talk about the Cubs.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 23, 2016 12:08 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:08 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:04 AM (NlMkN)
Quite serious. A tiny dab of gel Krazy Glue inside the (cleaned) crown, pop it on the cleaned and dried stub. Hold pressure on it for a few minutes by biting down gently on a rubber eraser.
The "official" dental adhesive isn't much different.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 12:09 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:09 AM (NlMkN)
Ben, great finally meeting you and so many of the #Texit morons!
Posted by: Steck - AoSHQ Barn Burner 2016 Finally Someone Gets a Shirt! at October 22, 2016 11:40 PM (EwReX)
Steck!
De-lurking! Yay!
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at October 23, 2016 12:10 AM (mFA3Z)
At least this episode forced me to buy some dental insurance, wasn't too expensive and it's nice to know it's there if I need it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:10 AM (NlMkN)
My hay bale dance was only
slightly overshadowed by that trick you did with the bridle and whip.
One of those Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland puts on a show in the barn movies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at October 23, 2016 12:13 AM (CPbe1)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 23, 2016 12:13 AM (cMIkI)
WTF is wrong with the judge? A ten year old cannot give consent.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 23, 2016 12:05 AM (IcT7t)
A 'sexual emergency'??!?Incredible.
Every 15 year old male is in a state of 'sexual emergency' for the next 70 years, if not longer...
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 23, 2016 12:13 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:03 AM (hVdx9)
This. If the courts fail to mete out justice, then Judge Lynch's courtroom goes into session.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They fail to understand they have the power they do because WE grant it. When they deliberately fail to exercise it, we have every right to reclaim it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:08 AM (hVdx9)
I don't remember where I read it, but someone said that the law doesn't exist to protect peaceful citizens from criminals; it exists to protect criminals from peaceful citizens.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 23, 2016 12:13 AM (sdi6R)
I love my dentist - she's wonderful.
Odd thing - when she had to pull that molar, she inserted cadaver bone, which was activated somehow to prevent the back of my jawbone from deteriorating. Dentistry is more complex than I'd imagined.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 12:14 AM (BcNLK)
dentist be willing to put it back on, or will most insist on making a
new one?
Posted by: qdpsteve
They sell a DIY kit for that. I think I even saw one at Walmart; anyways, a quick web search should turn up a source.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2016 12:14 AM (gyKtp)
It's interesting that "No" has a very similar sound in so many languages
Iraqis speak Arabic, I believe. But, to your other point, Persian is Indo-European, too, so that might explain the "No" similarity.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2016 12:16 AM (kCDOM)
MoMees. Great work and effort organizing these events, gentlemen. It's nice to hear that everyone had so much fun. I hope the dead guy liked his gift.
I'm still too emotional to talk about the Cubs.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 23, 2016 12:08 AM (6IPEM)
It was funny.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2016 12:16 AM (q7MgW)
Some poor schmo did just that. However, after they arrested him they let psycho plea bargain.
He knew who had nailed him and appeared in front of their house after being cut loose. He told the guy, "his family was dead" for what he'd done and drove off.
The father chased him down, caught him at a park, and dumped a mag of .45acp into him, then reloaded and did it again.
The police then claimed his videotaping (as instructed by the police) proved he was obsessed with the guy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:16 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:17 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:08 AM (hVdx9)
Until then, make hay while the sun still shines.
Posted by: USA Family Courts, 50 billion a year off the children at October 23, 2016 12:17 AM (cMIkI)
Still have my old Russki Navy books from the Reagan era. Should go look up the power plant.
I did a whole thread on it yesterday. I guessed firewood or maybe peat.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 23, 2016 12:17 AM (Ga9pP)
When idbguy Facetimed us we had a horse take the call...how many MoMee's will be able to say THAT????
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 23, 2016 12:19 AM (Idu2i)
Still have my old Russki Navy books from the Reagan era. Should go look up the power plant.
I did a whole thread on it yesterday. I guessed firewood or maybe peat.
Posted by: Weirddave
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Perhaps it is just sh*tty Russian engineering. I read where it has a tug that follows it as breakdowns are likely and the tug is there to help.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)
It's interesting that "No" has a very similar sound in so many languages
Iraqis speak Arabic, I believe. But, to your other point, Persian is Indo-European, too, so that might explain the "No" similarity.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2016 12:16 AM (kCDOM)
10 year old boy means NO.
Kid is 10.
Western Europe is lost.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 23, 2016 12:20 AM (cMIkI)
They sell a DIY kit for that.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2016 12:14 AM (gyKtp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmCWx_yPsg
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 23, 2016 12:20 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2016 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
Mr. Irresistible, meet Mr. Immovable.....
Gonna be one of the most competitive Series in livin memory.
Baseball aficionados dream....on so many levels.
In other news....OU 66 TT 59.....78 1st downs.....both teams finish with 854yards....in regulation. College ball at its offensive finest.
Evenin y'all, hope all's well.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 23, 2016 12:21 AM (r7SST)
In reality:
Admiral Kuznetsov: eight boilers and four steam turbines.
Speculation after seeing plant in operation:
Fuel: Vodka infused US steel belted radial tires
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 23, 2016 12:21 AM (FtrY1)
It's interesting that "No" has a very similar sound in so many languages
Iraqis speak Arabic, I believe. But, to your other point, Persian is Indo-European, too, so that might explain the "No" similarity.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2016 12:16 AM (kCDOM)
10 year old boy means NO.
Kid is 10.
Western Europe is lost.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable
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And now we see why they p*ssify the citizens and ban firearms.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:22 AM (hVdx9)
Going to go with either a stealth muzzie or a muzzie sympathizer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 12:07 AM (d76uN)
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I'm going to go with a leftist.
And if something like that happened to my kid, the judge would have even more to fear from me than the actual perp would.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2016 12:23 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:24 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2016 12:25 AM (RnKax)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2016 12:25 AM (89T5c)
Seriously, she has lost some weight. Her vocals are still strong. Nancy still looks good, but she's lost a bit of skill on the acoustic guitar when she performed the initial solo for Crazy On You.
This was their next to last performance of a year long tour, so maybe she was just tired. Still, quite enjoyable. They closed out with 3 songs from Zep. Their cover of one of the Houses Of The Holy album songs was extremely well done.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2016 12:26 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:27 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2016 12:29 AM (RnKax)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 23, 2016 12:29 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2016 12:30 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: ibguy at October 23, 2016 12:31 AM (vUcdz)
Absolutely. Wasn't Austria the barricade against Islam in an earlier age? "Gates of Vienna" or some such?
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2016 12:32 AM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2016 12:25 AM (RnKax)
Absolutely!
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 23, 2016 12:33 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2016 12:33 AM (HwVbl)
That was hilarious - took me a moment to 'get it' but then just howled and shared with the rest of the gang.
Posted by: ibguy at October 23, 2016 12:34 AM (vUcdz)
'Night all.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 23, 2016 12:35 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 23, 2016 12:35 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Flyover at October 23, 2016 12:36 AM (QbV7D)
In the 70s, sure, rickl. But in 80s, she began her journey to blimphood.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2016 12:36 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2016 12:37 AM (RnKax)
Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at October 23, 2016 12:37 AM (89T5c)
Lead Roadie: "Hey, where'd Tim go?!?"
Ann: **burp**
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:38 AM (NlMkN)
We are all Patrick Henry now.
Posted by: t-bird
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I wish that more of us were.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:38 AM (hVdx9)
Absolutely. Wasn't Austria the barricade against Islam in an earlier age? "Gates of Vienna" or some such?
The battle of Vienna was before America was found I think. We may be the new gate. Sad as that may be with our SJW hinges.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 23, 2016 12:38 AM (Ha50C)
2 million man and hetero hating feminists for 2 million women who are conservative ladies who desire children a husband and families.
3 million?
5 million?
If he pulled off a trade deal like that I'd get my ads back in the gym and straighten my life up.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 23, 2016 12:40 AM (cMIkI)
It makes me weep.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:41 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 23, 2016 12:42 AM (cMIkI)
In the 70s, sure, rickl. But in 80s, she began her journey to blimphood.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2016 12:36 AM (gyKtp)
I said "always" and I meant it.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 23, 2016 12:42 AM (sdi6R)
Belt was pretty lose, but it's actually playing at normal speed, no problem. Volume control needs a shot of magic spray.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 12:43 AM (CUYn5)
I will not go quietly into that goodnight...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:43 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 12:44 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 23, 2016 12:45 AM (9iR5/)
I used to be a roadie, but I don't think I did it right. I was a roadie for a traveling seafood show. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:46 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at October 23, 2016 12:46 AM (89T5c)
to win and send her flying monkeys to snuff out people like me.
I will not go quietly into that goodnight...
Buy some decent boots. That way the hot brass wont bother you as much on your way out.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 23, 2016 12:47 AM (Ha50C)
Iraqi refugee who raped a 10-year old boy at a swimming pool in a
'sexual emergency' has his conviction overturned because the Austrian
court 'didn't prove he realized the boy was saying no'."
No in Farsi is "Na". I'm sure it was completely obvious.
It's interesting that "No" has a very similar sound in so many languages, but "Yes" is often very different.
________________________
"Yes" in tagalog is "Oo". This is sometimes used in Hawaii as the name of a heavy 6 ft crowbar / persuasion bar, "Somebody get me the oh-oh bar."
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2016 12:48 AM (P/kVC)
That was why they stopped by to preform in a very small and cheap venue. The warm up band got thunderstormed out so the field was soaked. I was blown away how much my kids new and appreciated them. We all agreed that their Zeppelin covers are pretty awesome. Wonderful memory for me.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 23, 2016 12:48 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 12:51 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:52 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod
It's featured in a commercial playing here. Sean Smith's mother is in it dissing the Hildabeast.
Some pac put it on, the tagline ended in 45.
Very well done IMO.
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 12:52 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:03 AM (hVdx9)
This. If the courts fail to mete out justice, then Judge Lynch's courtroom goes into session.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
They fail to understand they have the power they do because WE grant
it. When they deliberately fail to exercise it, we have every right to
reclaim it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 12:08 AM (hVdx9)
I don't remember where I read it, but someone said that the law
doesn't exist to protect peaceful citizens from criminals; it exists to
protect criminals from peaceful citizens.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 23, 2016 12:13 AM (sdi6R)
I have said that since taking 8th grade civics.
Not to moby... it is the judge now who should be considered an accessory after the fact and facing the mob with pitchforks.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2016 12:53 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 23, 2016 12:54 AM (9iR5/)
Here's my entry:
Shrimp
Cod
Scrod
Mackerel
Salmon
Scallops
Crab
Squid/Calamari
Trout
Bluefish
Tuna
Ahi
Mahi Mahi
Red Snapper
Anchovies
Sardines
...I'll let this be my official entry, though I'm sure I'll think of something after I post.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:55 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 23, 2016 12:48 AM (GzDYP)
I took my parents to see Benny Goodman once, although I was probably more interested in seeing him than they were.
That was during the time when I was a Deadhead and normally wore tie-dyes, but I dressed up in a suit and tie for that concert.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 23, 2016 12:57 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 23, 2016 12:57 AM (cMIkI)
Here's my entry:
Shrimp
Cod
Scrod
Mackerel
Salmon
Scallops
Crab
Squid/Calamari
Trout
Bluefish
Tuna
Ahi
Mahi Mahi
Red Snapper
Anchovies
Sardines
...I'll let this be my official entry, though I'm sure I'll think of something after I post.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:55 AM (NlMkN)
What's really sad is you forgot lobster.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2016 12:59 AM (q7MgW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:01 AM (NlMkN)
Fishsticks!
FTW.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 01:02 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2016 12:59 AM (q7MgW)
Also clams, mussels, prawns, rock cod, halibut, octopus, abalone, urchin gonads, conch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 01:02 AM (CUYn5)
Swordfish
Also: Your name came up at the Ohio MoMe this evening (in a good way).
Mazel tov
Posted by: ibguy at October 23, 2016 01:03 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:03 AM (NlMkN)
I live in the midwest. So fish dishes are
Walleye
Sunfish
Pike
Bass
Perch
You did miss lobster The main getting laid seafood.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 23, 2016 01:04 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 23, 2016 01:04 AM (kP16F)
1908
The last time a meteor created a nuclear bomb sized blast on earth?
1908
Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2016 01:04 AM (Ya7zs)
And yeah, can't believe how much I forgot. Also catfish.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:06 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 23, 2016 12:57 AM (sdi6R)
Oh, that's funny! I really thought that my kids were just humoring me and my old music. I was wrong.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 23, 2016 01:06 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 23, 2016 01:06 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 23, 2016 01:07 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2016 01:07 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 23, 2016 01:08 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2016 01:08 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2016 01:08 AM (Nox3c)
> catfish
Hmm... You did say *sea*food - isn't that freshwater?
And yeah, I can't really say anything more about it just yet (not trying to be a dick, but had to do with a thread idea).
Posted by: ibguy at October 23, 2016 01:09 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:09 AM (NlMkN)
If I were the Austrian boy's father, after this verdict, I believe that Iraqi guy would suffer from lead poisoning.
They are "civilized" AKA pussies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2016 01:09 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Fido Brock at October 23, 2016 01:09 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:09 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Chi at October 23, 2016 01:09 AM (HiHJN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2016 01:10 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:11 AM (NlMkN)
1908
The last time a meteor created a nuclear bomb sized blast on earth?
1908
Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2016 01:04 AM
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*cues Twilight Zone music*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2016 01:11 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: ibguy at October 23, 2016 01:11 AM (vUcdz)
Rotherham. Fathers with firearms would have ended that right quick, but too few of the former and almost none of the latter.
Posted by: JEM at October 23, 2016 01:12 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 01:12 AM (hVdx9)
T-puff with fins.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 01:12 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:12 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 01:13 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:14 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: ibguy at October 23, 2016 01:14 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:09 AM (NlMkN)
Thank you. For if I ever again see the commercial with the couple in single bathtubs on the cliff with the sunset, I will picture their water full of oysters and clams.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 23, 2016 01:14 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 23, 2016 01:15 AM (kP16F)
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
Posted by: Forrest SMOD at October 23, 2016 01:15 AM (TppKb)
1908
The last time a meteor created a nuclear bomb sized blast on earth?
1908
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Yeah but it was in Russia which doesn't help us at all.
Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2016 01:15 AM (3Liv/)
Years since last pennant
Nationals - no pennant
Mets - 1
Marlins -13
Phillies - 7
Braves - 17
Cubs - 71 until tonight
Cardinals - 3
Pirates - 37
Brewers - 34
Reds - 26
Dodgers - 28
Giants - 2
Rockies - 9
Diamondbacks - 15
Padres - 18
Red Sox - 3
Blue Jays - 23
Orioles - 33
Yankees - 7
Rays - 8
Indians - 19 before Wed night
Tigers - 4
Royals - 1
White Sox - 11
Twins - 25
Rangers - 5
Mariners - no pennant, created 1976
Astros - 11
Angels - 14
A's - 26
Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2016 01:15 AM (Ya7zs)
I have a solution.
Shoot the rapist and feed him to rabid dogs. Shoot, and disembowel his lawyers, and feed them to pigs. Shoot, disembowel, and decapitate the proghole politicians who brought the savage in.
Send the severed noggin to the prog media as a, uh, heads up.
Posted by: Markon at October 23, 2016 01:16 AM (f6QM0)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 23, 2016 01:17 AM (kP16F)
I can't recall but do you know what happened to the Seattle Pilots? Did they just fold up or did they move?
Minnesota Twins, maybe?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 01:18 AM (d76uN)
1908
The last time a meteor created a nuclear bomb sized blast on earth?
1908
Posted by: kbdabear
So, a Cubs win is a "good" thing then? I'd prefer a Yellowstone Caldera but meteor hit would work also.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2016 01:19 AM (20X6f)
Wait...26 years for the A's? Shit, was the earthquake THAT long ago? And not since?
And 37 for Pittsburgh? Really? Stunning.
Posted by: Forrest SMOD at October 23, 2016 01:19 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 23, 2016 01:19 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: texas zombie at October 23, 2016 01:20 AM (6PlZp)
I never found a reason to be a fan of a team after that.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 23, 2016 01:20 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 23, 2016 01:20 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 01:18 AM (d76uN)
The Seattle Pilots moved to Milwaukee and became the Brewers in 1970
Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2016 01:21 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 23, 2016 12:57 AM
That's very interesting. I've just turned
61, how old are you, this all rings a bell.
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 01:23 AM (o/90i)
Wait...26 years for the A's? Shit, was the earthquake THAT long ago? And not since?
And 37 for Pittsburgh? Really? Stunning.
Posted by: Forrest SMOD
I was 10 years old when they last won the pennant and WS, 1979.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2016 01:23 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 01:23 AM (d76uN)
>>Yellowstone Caldera but meteor hit would work also.
We're working it. Hard to get the path right, you are a tiny planet, kinda like hitting a Muslim rapist in the balls with a Barrett at 3000 feet.
Gravity sucks, you know, and geometry is hard.
Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2016 01:24 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2016 01:25 AM (20X6f)
I have a solution.
Shoot the rapist and feed him to rabid dogs. Shoot, and disembowel
his lawyers, and feed them to pigs. Shoot, disembowel, and decapitate
the proghole politicians who brought the savage in.
Send the severed noggin to the prog media as a, uh, heads up.
Posted by: Markon at October 23, 2016 01:16 AM (f6QM0)
Strikeout the shooting, put the judge in a gibbet, and you a rational plan.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2016 01:25 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 23, 2016 01:19 AM (Ha50C)
Many people swear by Sea Foam. I have had good luck with Rislone, too. Often, a quart of ATF dumped into the engine oil will also work wonders. ATF is a high-quality lubricant, and won't harm an engine, but it is loaded with detergents.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 01:26 AM (CUYn5)
I could of looked it up but I would rather see what everyone else knows.
The knowledge the Horde possesses is inspiring.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 01:26 AM (d76uN)
Foreshadowing. Yeah!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 01:26 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Chi at October 23, 2016 01:28 AM (HiHJN)
Thanks for the idea! Holloween Movie treat for the kids.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 01:28 AM (d76uN)
Never happened though, not sure why.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:29 AM (NlMkN)
But a dose of DeOxit cleaned up the volume, tone, and balance controls, and it's playing nice and loud.
You can see its twin on this page, second from the bottom:
http://www.ccdx.org/ar/ar.htm
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 01:31 AM (CUYn5)
Years since last pennant
Nationals - no pennant
Mets - 1
Marlins -13
Phillies - 7
Braves - 17
Cubs - 71 until tonight
Cardinals - 3
Pirates - 37
Brewers - 34
Reds - 26
Dodgers - 28
Giants - 2
Rockies - 9
Diamondbacks - 15
Padres - 18
Red Sox - 3
Blue Jays - 23
Orioles - 33
Yankees - 7
Rays - 8
Indians - 19 before Wed night
Tigers - 4
Royals - 1
White Sox - 11
Twins - 25
Rangers - 5
Mariners - no pennant, created 1976
Astros - 11
Angels - 14
A's - 26
Interesting point!
Go Cubs Co!
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 01:32 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 12:55 AM (NlMkN)
I live in the midwest. So fish dishes are
Walleye
Sunfish
Pike
Bass
Perch
You did miss lobster The main getting laid seafood.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 23, 2016 01:04 AM (Ha50C)Don't forget:Filet-O-FishBig Fish
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 23, 2016 01:33 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 01:28 AM (d76uN)
Tim, last year I made neat little seasonal vases for my coworkers (don't have kids). Take a glass vase or rocks glass, line it with ghost and/or pumpkin "peeps" and filled with Reese's pieces. Stick a few fake mini-sunflowers among the Reese's. Big hit.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 01:35 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2016 01:36 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 01:38 AM (BcNLK)
Out here in California the issue is that the same fish is sold under four different names depending on how much the store/restaurant/food truck wants to charge for it.
Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2016 01:39 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM at October 23, 2016 01:40 AM (TppKb)
Wha? Guess the poor kid failed to kick, scream, and cry incessantly?
{without a rimshot, I won't refer to my wedding night here}
Posted by: socalcon at October 23, 2016 01:42 AM (UXScn)
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 01:46 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Chi at October 23, 2016 01:47 AM (HiHJN)
This has bothered me for quite a while now. Yes, yes I am drunk posting, but I think it is cruel and thoughtless. I am thinking of voting for Hillary because she will pass some compassionate law that will address this. No, just kidding, not that drunk.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2016 01:48 AM (dtWKK)
Can't believe Sea Foam didn't come to me before I asked.
And Chi do they still sell Marvel Mystery Oil?
If they still sell i I will try MMO first just on nostalgia. But thanks AOP on the reminder of Sea Foam.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 23, 2016 01:48 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: ibguy at October 23, 2016 01:48 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 01:49 AM (CUYn5)
I've "fixed" a few old bits of electronics with DeOxit. That's some good stuff.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 23, 2016 01:50 AM (IcT7t)
I should get this thing tuned up, and then rip my entire small collection of 8-tracks to mp3's on my computer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 01:52 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 01:53 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 23, 2016 01:53 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: ibguy at October 23, 2016 01:53 AM (vUcdz)
At night, she comes to me in my dreams, and we look attractive and enjoy cool things, together...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 23, 2016 01:55 AM (kP16F)
1908
The last time a meteor created a nuclear bomb sized blast on earth?
1908
Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2016 01:04 AM (Ya7zs)
I don't get no respect.
Posted by: Chelyabinsk in 2013 at October 23, 2016 01:56 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 01:53 AM (BcNLK)
And yet still quite ancient.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2016 01:57 AM (q7MgW)
>>small collection of 8-tracks to mp3's on my computer.
From a sound quality standpoint youd be better off investing in a reasonably private VPN and just finding them in torrents or alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.... on usenet.
Not that I'd advocate theft...
Posted by: JEM at October 23, 2016 01:58 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: socalcon at October 23, 2016 01:59 AM (UXScn)
Posted by: Epobirs at October 23, 2016 02:01 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Chi at October 23, 2016 01:47 AM
I've said if Cthulhu isn't freed I'll go get another glass of wine. I'm serious about this.
*pauses*
OK, I'm getting another glass of wine.
*stomps off*
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 02:02 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 02:03 AM (BcNLK)
Geezer's older than Gozer.
Posted by: Miley
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It's not nice to talk about Vic when he isnt here.
Posted by: Chi at October 23, 2016 02:05 AM (HiHJN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 23, 2016 02:05 AM (kP16F)
After all, God and Bill Lear both figured the 8-track cartridge was good enough for the human ear, and who are we to question?
Posted by: JEM at October 23, 2016 02:05 AM (TppKb)
First rule of 21st century travel - to hell with the underwear, did I pack enough chargers?
Speakkng of flying, unrelated but... http://flytheford.org
Posted by: JEM at October 23, 2016 02:08 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 23, 2016 02:09 AM (BcNLK)
It's not theft, it's just locating a third party created backup file.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 23, 2016 02:09 AM (IcT7t)
Not that I'd advocate theft...
Posted by: JEM at October 23, 2016 01:58 AM (TppKb)
But it wouldn't be the sound off my own hoarded 8-tracks, would it?
I cleaned the capstan. There were several turns of tape wrapped around it, which explains why it was playing fast. Lucky it didn't eat my tape. Cleaned capstan, head, and contactor for the channel change. Working much better now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 02:11 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2016 02:13 AM (q7MgW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 02:16 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Miley
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It's not nice to talk about Vic when he isn't here.
Posted by: Chi at October 23, 2016 02:05 AM
LOL, snorting here.
I'd suspect Vic gets the most unwarranted crap here for his age. Years take their tolls, but yours have caused a lot of respect Vic, we love ya.
Be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 02:20 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Miley
--------------
It's not nice to talk about Vic when he isn't here.
Posted by: Chi at October 23, 2016 02:05 AM
LOL, snorting here.
I'd suspect Vic gets the most unwarranted crap here for his age. Years take their tolls, but yours have caused a lot of respect Vic, we love ya.
Be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 02:20 AM (o/90i)
It could be worse.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2016 02:26 AM (q7MgW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2016 02:16 AM
If this guy on the west coast is going to bed...
maybe I should explore that option...
*wandering around to make a meatloaf sammich*
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2016 02:28 AM (o/90i)
The funny part is, Vic has told us his age.
He is not all that old, and most definitely not the oldest here. It's just funny to keep beating that dead horse.
Posted by: Chi at October 23, 2016 02:29 AM (HiHJN)
I think that is what happens when the Cubs win the World Series and SMOD arrives.
Posted by: somejoe at October 23, 2016 02:38 AM (JssCm)
Cities the A's played in - Philly and KC then Oakland?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 23, 2016 02:50 AM (P8951)
You got it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 02:59 AM (d76uN)
Speaking of "you-go-Girl-SJW" Flops, I heard they are reviewing the idea of making a female cast of "Top Gun."
Posted by: Buckeye Aboad at October 23, 2016 03:01 AM (snosw)
Speaking of "you-go-Girl-SJW" Flops, I heard they are reviewing the idea of making a female cast of "Top Gun."
Posted by: Buckeye Aboad at October 23, 2016 03:01 AM (snosw)
At least the volleyball scene would be the good kind of homoerotic.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2016 03:02 AM (q7MgW)
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2016 03:03 AM (ngn8T)
"You did miss lobster The main getting laid seafood."
Thats funny because it's true. When you hear a person bring up "Red Lobster" in conversation there are unintended insinuations being conveyed.
Posted by: Buckeye Aboad at October 23, 2016 03:10 AM (snosw)
Posted by: Buckeye Aboad at October 23, 2016 03:12 AM (snosw)
HELLO GREG IN CINCINNATI, YOU'RE ON THE AIR.
Posted by: Larry King at October 23, 2016 03:14 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2016 03:16 AM (VdICR)
He is not all that old, and most definitely not the oldest here. It's just funny to keep beating that dead horse.
Are you tellin' me Vic doesn't refer to Methuselah as "that young whippersnapper"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 23, 2016 03:19 AM (IcT7t)
http://theblacksphere.net/2016/10/trumps-not-subtle-shot-hillary-clintons-ethics/
"I am going to re-institute a 5-year ban on all executive branch officials lobbying the government for 5 years after they leave government service. I am going to ask Congress to pass this ban into law so that it cannot be lifted by executive order.
I am going to ask Congress to institute its own 5-year ban on lobbying by former members of Congress and their staffs.
I am going to expand the definition of lobbyist so we close all the loopholes that former government officials use by labeling themselves consultants and advisors when we all know they are lobbyists.
I am going to issue a lifetime ban against senior executive branch officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government.
I am going to ask Congress to pass a campaign finance reform that prevents registered foreign lobbyists from raising money in American elections."
Shut up and take my money, I mean vote.
Posted by: Saber Alter at October 23, 2016 03:23 AM (Z8ySM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 23, 2016 03:35 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2016 02:26 AM (q7MgW)
Yeah, how long now? Are you starting to smell?
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 23, 2016 03:41 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2016 03:51 AM (GdBvh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2016 03:56 AM (VdICR)
He was Larry Prince then.
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2016 03:51 AM (GdBvh)
Bad joke tread is downstairs.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 03:58 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2016 04:01 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2016 03:58 AM (d76uN)
Larry King is always a bad joke. Hell, he's Zombie Larry King and he hasn't officially died yet.
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2016 04:03 AM (z1o2c)
What if Hillary is like that? I hope she is physically weak and feeble, so maybe she will have to drop out at some point. But what if she is some supernatural grotesque thing, and if she is ever in the vicinity of Trump she will mutate into some 10' tall monster and bite his head off?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2016 04:11 AM (dtWKK)
That would be AWESOME!!!
Sadly, it will be just Obama's third term but without Obama's laziness. I'd prefer the 10' tall monster.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2016 04:27 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:08 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:11 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:16 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:31 AM (sWbjH)
What if Hillary is like that?
****
What if?
No IF. She is that monster. God help us if she wins the election.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 05:32 AM (hVdx9)
Ok I'll stop until someone else shows up.
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:33 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Bayou City's Ipad at October 23, 2016 05:34 AM (hKmCD)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:36 AM (sWbjH)
Anyway, if you "broke the code" that meant that EVERYONE on the plane could take a shit and YOU, the CODEBREAKER had to haul everyone's defecations off the plane. You hoped that the rest of the crew loved you or at least liked you or it would be a mighty bad postflight job.
I broke it once. There were flights when I came damn close, but I snapped that sphincter shut and held on for dear life. Until the Pizza Hut incident.
I had over 2500 hours, so I should have known better. I was real hungry and on the way to the flight line, I saw a Pizza Hut. Hey, guys, let's stop here!
First mistake.
I ordered a Hot 'n Spicy pizza.
Second mistake.
I was going to fly a 10 hour mission.
Third and final mistake.
Just after takeoff, I recognized that I had made a fatal error. My belly was booming! I held on for maybe 3 hours, but my guts were exploding, so I finally gave in and jumped into the "head." I let er rip and immediately I heard someone scream "Oh MY GOD!" right outside the head door. I looked out the door and one of my shipmates was plastered up against the bulkhead, a look of horror on his face.
Yes, it stank that bad.
I left the head and walked to the flight station. On the way, another crewmate who was obsessed with farts was clapping lightly, intoning, "Oh, well done, Ensign. Well done!"
They even announced it over the 1MC.
Lucky for me, the crew liked me and I only had to haul off my lone, stinky bag of pizza shit. Oh, and to add insult to injury, it burned like hell when it was coming out.
Posted by: RobertM at October 23, 2016 05:36 AM (XM+yE)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:39 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Bayou City's Ipad
****
I know what you talk about. I inherited my mom's insomnia. Not fun.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 05:40 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:43 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2016 05:48 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 05:52 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 05:58 AM (hVdx9)
Good morning, hordelings.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 23, 2016 05:59 AM (Xs3Yi)
Good morning you wonderful degenerates.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 06:02 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 06:04 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 23, 2016 06:05 AM (Xs3Yi)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 23, 2016 06:06 AM (Xs3Yi)
I am usually unconscious by now, but my schedule is more erratic than usual these days.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 06:10 AM (hVdx9)
How many served? Barf. Way past her sell by date.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 06:11 AM (hVdx9)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ousku5n
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 06:14 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2016 06:15 AM (z1o2c)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lhqd3mg
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 23, 2016 06:15 AM (hVdx9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG7I4oniOyA
Posted by: somejoe at October 23, 2016 06:19 AM (JssCm)
My divorced friend: "Does that mean I can park anywhere I want?"
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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)