Buzzfeed: The Home of Listicles About Hot Men

And very, very few mentions of hot women.

Mollie Hemingway asked friends for theories on BuzzFeed's near-100%-fixation on the hotness of men, to the exclusion of women.

Theories ranged from the idea that BuzzFeed is a hostile work environment for straight men, or simply lacks the diversity of talent that would include sufficient numbers of straight men to shape their content, to the idea that BuzzFeed actually seeks to alter human nature itself by the pattern of their articles. One BuzzFeed fan admitted this view, saying that since everything's always been so awesome for straight men sexually, objectifying them is "cathartic hypercorrection" that empowers women's and gay men's sexuality.

There's also this factor: Some Social Justice Warrior women have decided they are so "triggered" by the site of a woman more attractive than they that they will embargo and hate-mail any site showing such women.

Why, they might even create a crusading #Hashtag!!!

And given the average looks of a Social Justice Warrior, that sort of means that any Hottest Women List will have to be made up exclusively of train accident victims and cuttlefish.

Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM

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1 Firstest?

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:07 PM (sWbjH)

2 I'll go get ghe others

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:08 PM (sWbjH)

3 Buzzfeed wants to keep their Trigglypuff readers.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 21, 2016 04:09 PM (+eR2D)

4 Oh good, I am still able to comment.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 21, 2016 04:09 PM (+eR2D)

5 " any Hottest Women List will have to be made up exclusively of train accident victims and cuttlefish."

And Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy's Fading Libido at October 21, 2016 04:09 PM (3niml)

6 It's because they're gay!

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:09 PM (i3c+H)

7 This "Buzzfeed" thing of which you speak: what importance does it command?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 21, 2016 04:10 PM (BWL+E)

8 "Average looks"? Feeling generous today, are we?

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at October 21, 2016 04:10 PM (Xuv2G)

9 I want to nut on a cuttlefish now.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy's Fading Libido at October 21, 2016 04:10 PM (3niml)

10 **Sniff**

Posted by: Cuttlefish at October 21, 2016 04:10 PM (i3c+H)

11 Oh, I did more than cuttle that fish.

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at October 21, 2016 04:11 PM (i3c+H)

12 It's because they're gay!

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:09 PM (i3c+H)

Don't be ridiculous.

Everyone knows that the best way to drive traffic is not with photos of gorgeous women but of hot men.

Posted by: Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr. at October 21, 2016 04:12 PM (Zu3d9)

13 re 5: on behalf of the cuttlefish, I resent that!

(old three stooges line)

Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at October 21, 2016 04:12 PM (TWEt2)

14 I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!!! UNLESS YOU BLOW ME!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2016 04:12 PM (qJhUV)

15 Oh, yes. Sexy cuttlefish.

Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2016 04:12 PM (Fmupd)

16 Well, heck. And I've been wasting my time here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:12 PM (uHcnA)

17 They need a daily reminder of what "real men" look like, since they no longer meet any IRL????

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 04:12 PM (NOIQH)

18 BuzzFeed. Where brain cells go to die.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:13 PM (xttKs)

19 Why, they might even create a crusading #Hashtag!!!

More likely to make a cruising hashtag like #MilkyLoads

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:13 PM (39g3+)

20 Yeah, I was going to ask why you insulting Cuttlefish like that Ace?

You some kind of hater?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 21, 2016 04:13 PM (d76uN)

21 Or they just realize that the target audience for listicles are women and gays.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at October 21, 2016 04:13 PM (91XRk)

22 Buzzpeed says I am the hawtest.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at October 21, 2016 04:13 PM (vtcmf)

23 Sure, sure,we aren't the typical white conception of beauty, so we're ugly, right? Tell me, have you even looked at a nice beak, or better, a really nice set of tentacles?

Posted by: Cuttlefish at October 21, 2016 04:14 PM (SRWUz)

24 They need a daily reminder of what "real men" look like, since they no longer meet any IRL????

My guess is Buzzfeed's idea of a hot man is more like the boy that's going to be Covergirl's new model or onesie cocoa boy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:14 PM (39g3+)

25 I nobly volunteer to venture into the swamps of Buzzfeed and make listicles about Hot Women.

My suffering. I do it for the betterment of you all.

No, no, don't thank me. True heroism needs no thanks.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:14 PM (mf5HN)

26 "Everything's always been so awesome for straight men sexually"

Oh yeah. Couldn't be better, especially for the short guys with boring jobs in large cities.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:14 PM (/9kBT)

27 Hot men?!! I think I'll go take a look.

(J/K ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2016 04:14 PM (EnGQE)

28
Does Buzzfeed happen to know why people don't ride zebras?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:14 PM (WE5/U)

29 Listicles......Sounds like something you would call a young boy's balls before they drop.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (xttKs)

30 Any woman more attractive than Rosie O'Donnell is an oppressor, pig, and deserves to die!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (Nwg0u)

31 Notice that the the Russians have not attacked Buzzfeed. Think there's a reason for that?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (qJhUV)

32 This is the first sign, post SCOTUS SSM decision and Transgender civil rights protections, of the admonition that "everything that is not outlawed will become mandatory?"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (NOIQH)

33 Ace: "...that sort of means that any Hottest Women List will have to be made up exclusively of train accident victims and cuttlefish."

That, Sir, is not funny. It is, however, hilarious.

I hope they allow you to bring your blog to our inevitable Happy Fun Camps.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (1CroS)

34 Or they realize that straight men aren't going to click on something called an anything-sticle

Posted by: ajmojo at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (1H9ox)

35 All MUMR, all the time. Is this trending?

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (o1FpR)

36 "listicles" sounds slightly perverse anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (EnGQE)

37 >>They need a daily reminder of what "real men" look like

That's what the AoSHQ Art Thread is for.

Posted by: Naked Fat Guy on White Ottoman at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (i3c+H)

38 Oh yeah. Couldn't be better, especially for the short guys with boring jobs in large cities.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:14 PM (/9kBT)

How'd YOU know?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (xttKs)

39 The list tickles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2016 04:16 PM (IqV8l)

40 Sad, really, that homoerotic content and/or SJW approved - but I repeat myself - content should waste so much precious bandwidth.

Vodka-nap time. Later, fappers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 21, 2016 04:16 PM (GE0i4)

41 I'd never heard of cuttlefish before this so I don't know if they're ugly or not. But even if they are, that's how they were made and unlike ugly on the outside females, they don't have the capabilities to cultivate a pleasant demeanor for balance.

So I think you owe cuttlefish an apology. #UglyFishMatter

Posted by: all doubt removed at October 21, 2016 04:16 PM (WsWiu)

42 No, no, don't thank me. True heroism needs no thanks.

Best part is cause you're a girl they can't claim its sexist and since you're a gnome it would be racist to tell you no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:16 PM (39g3+)

43
Isn't buzzfeed the place where homosexual men go to snap their carrots at pics of the Hemsworth brothers?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:16 PM (WE5/U)

44 Well, heck. And I've been wasting my time here.
Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:12 PM

I thought you only read the comments?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2016 04:17 PM (X5jRy)

45 Why do you keep asking about zebras?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2016 04:17 PM (VdICR)

46 I did see a " listicle" once that wasn't a total waste of time. Paul Jongko wrote it for listverse last month. "10 Recent Discoveries that she's new light on ancient civilizations".

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:18 PM (/9kBT)

47
29 Listicles......Sounds like something you would call a young boy's balls before they drop.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (xttKs)

That's so hawt!

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 21, 2016 04:18 PM (Fmupd)

48 Best part is cause you're a girl they can't claim its sexist and since you're a gnome it would be racist to tell you no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:16 PM (39g3+)

THAT IS SO MEAN!

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (mf5HN)

49 I thought you only read the comments?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2016 04:17 PM (X5jRy)
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I think you're confusing me with Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (uHcnA)

50 The phrase "cathartic hypercorrection" is actually terrifying.

It's a euphemism for what happens after revolutions.

The Khmer Rouge killing 3 million intellectuals? "Cathartic hypercorrection."

The French Revolutionaries beheading all the aristocrats and burning down all the churches? "Cathartic hypercorrection."

The Bolsheviks seizing all private land and property? "Cathartic hypercorrection."

Krystallnacht? "Cathartic hypercorrection."

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (jBuUi)

51 Aren't listicles the frozen snot in a guys, or womens mustache?

It happens when it gets below zero

Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (8ikIW)

52 There's also this factor: Some Social Justice Warrior women have decided they are so "triggered" by the site of a woman more attractive than they that they will embargo and hate-mail any site showing such women.

Fuck it. Hire hookers. Send them on their way.
Hang out with bros.
Beats dealing with the drama queens.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (I1MCJ)

53 Which is why I read the British publications. Mostly for the pictures.

You can't really seriously read The Sun or Daily Mail. But you at least get the sense it is a heterosexual publication.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (9vY6F)

54
Why do you keep asking about zebras?

Are we not allowed to talk about zebras here?

Something fishy is going with zebras and I want to know what it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (WE5/U)

55 "Cathartic hypercorrection" is what the left has in mind for all of us.

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (jBuUi)

56 Noticed that the DecisionDeskHQ will be part of BuzzFeed and twitter

Unfortunate.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2016 04:20 PM (jxbfJ)

57 I saw Listicle open up for Brutal Juice at the Bronco Bowl in Dallas back in 1992.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:20 PM (xttKs)

58 In awesome news, I just finished making a huge batch of banana pudding for the TXMoMee.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 21, 2016 04:20 PM (+eR2D)

59 I saw Cathartic Hypercorrection open for Merciful Fate at Ozzfest last year!

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:20 PM (i3c+H)

60 I can't imagine men objecting to being "objectified." But as a woman, how could I possibly know how they feel?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 21, 2016 04:20 PM (BcNLK)

61 since you're a gnome it would be racist to tell you no.

Gnomes are a race? Who knew?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2016 04:21 PM (EnGQE)

62 >> In awesome news, I just finished making a huge batch of banana pudding for the TXMoMee.

Did you put your love in it?

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:21 PM (i3c+H)

63
Are we not allowed to talk about zebras here?

Something fishy is going with zebras and I want to know what it is.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:19 PM (WE5/U)

Everyone knows the zebras are banging the cuttlefish-

in an effort to create

the CuttleBra!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2016 04:21 PM (0cMkb)

64 THAT IS SO MEAN!

Everyone loves gnomes! They're cute and huggable and great with magic.

Please don't turn me into a toad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (39g3+)

65 I'd never heard of cuttlefish before this so I don't know if they're ugly or not

Cuttlefish are known primarily for the 'cuttlebone'.

So, in a sense, like warthogs and A-10s, they are "Ugly,but well-hung".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (X5jRy)

66 Best part is cause you're a girl they can't claim its sexist and since you're a gnome it would be racist to tell you no.

What race is gnome, again?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (I1MCJ)

67 I can't imagine men objecting to being "objectified." But as a woman, how could I possibly know how they feel?

Posted by: Miley

As I guy I can tell you. We pretty much don't give a crap. Especially if it's Friday and the beer is cold.

Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (8ikIW)

68 Happy Friday.

Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (q177U)

69 It's usually pretty clear how Anthony Weiner feels. Kind of wears his feelings out in the open, as it were

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (/9kBT)

70 In awesome news, I just finished making a huge batch of banana pudding for the TXMoMee.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod

Well, yeah, that's OK but you'd better not be attractive!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (Nwg0u)

71 There is something shifty about zebras.

What's with this "no, I'm not a horse" stuff? You don't see mules pulling that crap.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:23 PM (mgbwf)

72 I want to nut on a cuttlefish now.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy's Fading Libido at October 21, 2016 04:10 PM (3niml)

So you want to give Hillary a moneyshot on her face?

I could see a cream pie but a moneyshot? Eh

Posted by: The Dude at October 21, 2016 04:23 PM (SyKbw)

73 Did you put your love in it?

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:21 PM (i3c+H)

Congratulations. I have no witty comeback for that.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 21, 2016 04:23 PM (+eR2D)

74 Listicle is just a word that bothers me, a lot. I get it: list + article, how twee. It just has this nasty yet childish feel to it, something unpleasant like toddler beauty pageants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:23 PM (39g3+)

75 to the idea that BuzzFeed actually seeks to alter human nature itself by the pattern of their articles.

Wouldn't somebody have to read the site first?

Hey, I call it "ButtFeed" for a reason, yo.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2016 04:23 PM (9krrF)

76 >So, in a sense, like warthogs and A-10s, they are "Ugly,but well-hung".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (X5jRy)

Ah, so useful then. Unlike SJWs.

Posted by: all doubt removed at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (WsWiu)

77 >>>In awesome news, I just finished making a huge batch of banana pudding for the TXMoMee.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 21, 2016 04:20 PM (+eR2D)

Were you listening to SCOTS while making it?

Also, it's battle time!! Nilla wafers in banana pudding? Yes or no?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (nyJWz)

78 Are we going to have a fair play turnaround later on female hotties?

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (sWbjH)

79 I'd never heard of cuttlefish before this so I don't know if they're ugly or not

Cuttlefish are known primarily for the 'cuttlebone'.

They more or less look like squid which is no surprise since they're related.

So, tentacle-porn.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (0cMkb)

80 Used to be able to get a good flamewar on rec.games.frp.dnd going by asking if a gnome was a species or a race of elf.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (/9kBT)

81 >>What's with this "no, I'm not a horse" stuff? You don't see mules pulling that crap.

Don't be a jackass.

Posted by: Zebra at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (i3c+H)

82 There. Will. Be. Pudding

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (8ZskC)

83 Everyone loves gnomes! They're cute and huggable and great with magic.

Please don't turn me into a toad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:22 PM (39g3+)

Fine.

I will not turn you into a toad.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (mf5HN)

84 One BuzzFeed fan admitted this view, saying that since everything's always been so awesome for straight men sexually, objectifying them is "cathartic hypercorrection" that empowers women's and gay men's sexuality.

They still can't conceive of the idea that men and women differ psychologically.

Oh, but we're the #anti-science ones...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (V3IFq)

85 I can't imagine men objecting to being "objectified." But as a woman, how could I possibly know how they feel?

You want to objectify me, grab me, cop a feel?
You'd be the first.
Be my guest. I'd be honored.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (I1MCJ)

86 So Buzzfeed is also hostile towards lesbians too.

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (z/Ubi)

87 I'd never heard of cuttlefish before this so I don't know if they're ugly or not

-
Cuttlefish are octopi school dropouts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (Nwg0u)

88 What race is gnome, again?

Man you guys fail at fantasy geekitude. You need to get some RPGing done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (39g3+)

89
What's with this "no, I'm not a horse" stuff? You don't see mules pulling that crap.

This is true. Zebras are useless. Horses are supposed to utility beasts. Zebras are horses, as far as I'm concerned, and they don't do any work.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (WE5/U)

90 You know who doesn't have a clue what pudding is?

The Brits. That's who.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (8ZskC)

91 I want it noted for the record that I may possibly have made the Homer noises at the thought of DangerGirl's banana pudding.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

92 But as a woman, how could I possibly know how they feel?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 21, 2016 04:20 PM

Oh honey, you just have to identify as one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (X5jRy)

93 What else, besides, nilla wafers, would you put in banana pudding?

Wait...don't answer that.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (+eR2D)

94 TGIF finally does mean something to me.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (sWbjH)

95 What's with this "no, I'm not a horse" stuff? You don't see mules pulling that crap.

Don't see mules pulling much of anything anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (I1MCJ)

96 I would totally be okay with any 10s that want to grab my cock

Posted by: The Dude at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (SyKbw)

97 The Gnome Races are the best part of the County Fair.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (i3c+H)

98 The phrase "cathartic hypercorrection" is actually terrifying.
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In electrical and mechanical systems, it would be called an 'underdamped system'. A small perturbation sets off a wild and uncontrolled oscillation. Not unusually, it results in a bad ending. See - Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

Not surprisingly, analogs exist in societies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (7H/2n)

99 cuttlefish."

That, Sir, is not funny. It is, however, hilarious.

hagfish are uglier but would've been #triggering and aren't funny.

Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (8J/Te)

100 Used to be able to get a good flamewar on rec.games.frp.dnd going by asking if a gnome was a species or a race of elf.

Well they both have pointy ears and are kind of fae, so maybe?

)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (39g3+)

101 79 Listicle is just a word that bothers me, a lot. I get it: list + article, how twee. It just has this nasty yet childish feel to it, something unpleasant like toddler beauty pageants.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:23 PM (39g3+)
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Isn't it supposed to be a fake list too? I mean by definition?

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (uHcnA)

102 Dangergirl you don't want to know whats in the pudding.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (sWbjH)

103
I would totally be okay with any 10s that want to grab my cock

Posted by: The Dude

Hell, I'd take a 4 with a 6 pack

Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (8ikIW)

104 The cuttlefish is the manatee of the aquatic world.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (8ZskC)

105 Horse / Zebra

Which would you eat first?

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (i3c+H)

106 The Gnome Races are the best part of the County Fair.
Posted by: garrett
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Pfft. The greased Gnome Races.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (7H/2n)

107 Alex, if you ever come to Texas, I will make you banana pudding.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (+eR2D)

108 >>...is "cathartic hypercorrection" that empowers women's and gay men's sexuality.

Yeah, sure.
That's just a fancy phrase for 'I'm an SJW hypocrite who wants to ogle men just like men ogle women, but then claim it's OK when *I* do it'.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (NOIQH)

109 Iwant it noted for the record that I may possibly have made the Homer noises at the thought of DangerGirl's banana pudding.
Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM

Dough? I thought she made pudding, not bread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (X5jRy)

110 35 All MUMR, all the time. Is this trending?

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2016 04:15 PM (o1FpR)

I heard it was a new blog feature for the platinum membership cardholders.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (4ErVI)

111 The Brits. That's who.

I have not eaten most British puddings, let alone Spotted Dick, but most of them look kind of repulsive.

Bread pudding is really good, though. Even if its not really pudding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (39g3+)

112 That looks like a gayyyyyyy-e-ayyyyyyyy website right there, Barney.

Posted by: Andy from Mayberry at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (wcSGs)

113 Buzzfeed needs a kick in the listicles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (ZKlDy)

114 Are we not allowed to talk about zebras here?

-
It's right there in black and white.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)

115
I'd eat the zebra first. The horse is my transportation....

to find more zebras.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:28 PM (WE5/U)

116 >>>Horse / Zebra

Which would you eat first?
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (i3c+H)

Which one's slower?
Are we talking like appetizer/hors doeuvres and main course?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 21, 2016 04:28 PM (nyJWz)

117 Off pervert sock

Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2016 04:28 PM (Fmupd)

118 Today is the first day that it feels like fall down here.

AND BY DOWN HERE I MEAN WHERE I AM IN NORTH CAROLINA I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY HORDE DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T.

Annnnnnywhoodle.

In honor of fall, might I share one of my favorite fall pictures with the Horde?

I might.

http://bit.ly/2erPTk9

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (mf5HN)

119 Zebra. Obviously.

Posted by: A Lion at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (8ZskC)

120 Which would you eat first?

Whichever Alton Brown cooked for me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (39g3+)

121 118 Buzzfeed needs a kick in the listicles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (ZKlDy)

And the clicks. If they're still around in five years they'll probably have gay porn videos on the front page.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (4ErVI)

122 Remind me again who the fuck reads Buzz Feed?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (NbJXF)

123 I think everyone eats the Zebra first.

Which means they have to be different from a horse.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (i3c+H)

124 I think Brits just use pudding as a generic word for dessert, don't they?

Boulder terlit hobo, can we get a ruling?

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (uHcnA)

125 In honor of fall, might I share one of my favorite fall pictures with the Horde?

I dunno what that has to do with fall, but I like it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (39g3+)

126 In other news, TFG was slamming Marco Rubio. So Marco's got that going for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (928Aa)

127
The cuttlefish is the manatee of the aquatic world.>>>

What world do you think we live in?

Posted by: Manatee at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (tf9Ne)

128 horse doeuvres doesnt sound appetizing

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (sWbjH)

129 Hell, I'd take a 4 with a 6 pack
Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2016 04:26 PM (8ikIW)

I can't find myself to abide with my dad's "fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride till someone sees you" philosophy

Posted by: The Dude at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (SyKbw)

130 Alex, if you ever come to Texas, I will make you banana pudding.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 21, 2016 04:27 PM (+eR2D)

Yaaaaaaaaay.

I really do need to get to Texas, I've never been.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

131 This is true. Zebras are useless. Horses are supposed to utility beasts. Zebras are horses, as far as I'm concerned, and they don't do any work.

-
I'll never be your beast of burden
My back is broad but it's a hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me

- Zebra

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (Nwg0u)

132 Red hair and freckles makes my heart go pitter pat, even if it means she's crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (39g3+)

133 ..is "cathartic hypercorrection" that empowers women's and gay men's sexuality.

And gay men's sexuality empowers the virus.

So you see, it's all one big eco-system.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2016 04:31 PM (SRKgf)

134 Here. Try this Jello brand instant pudding. I made it myself.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 21, 2016 04:31 PM (8ZskC)

135 Ha ha ha. Even Google knows SJW women are dogs.

http://tinyurl.com/j3x7mzm

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 21, 2016 04:31 PM (NbJXF)

136 I think Zebra should be served with ZebraKakes for dessert.
Horse should be served with carrot cake.
Monkey gets paired with nana pudding (WITH NILLA WAFERS).

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 21, 2016 04:31 PM (nyJWz)

137 Remind me again who the fuck reads Buzz Feed?

Millennials who haven't come out to their parents or from their parents' basements.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2016 04:31 PM (ZKlDy)

138 Never Trust a British Pudding.

And I need to go take care of something and then wash up so I can go to the store and get the ingredients to bake AtC a Thank You Cake.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:31 PM (i3c+H)

139 I'd eat the zebra first. The horse is my transportation....

to find more zebras.

Fistbump!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (I1MCJ)

140 Hey, cuttlefish are kind of cool. They do that cool "disco lighting" thing to hypnotize their prey. They're the television sets of the ocean.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (AroJD)

141 This is true. Zebras are useless. Horses are supposed to utility beasts. Zebras are horses, as far as I'm concerned, and they don't do any work.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (WE5/U)

Well, they ARE from Africa......

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (xttKs)

142 So typical. We finally start to address the real problems of Cephalopods-Americans, and the damn zebras hijack the conversation.

Posted by: Cuttlefish at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (zLAbz)

143 132 Red hair and freckles makes my heart go pitter pat, even if it means she's crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (39g3+)
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So that's the real reason you never asked me out in high school. And all along I thought it was the glasses.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (uHcnA)

144 The new Cover Girl ads with the males in makeup follow this trend too. Feminism and the gender studies theorists have combined their strength to wage war on their nemesis: the idea of the heterosexual male.

At the rate we're going, conservative males will be the kernels of the new counterculture. Unless we're sent to the camps first.

Posted by: Revenant at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (3DSAh)

145 The Buzzfeed Story, Starring Tom Cruise as Jack Reacharound.

So hot. Yet so tiny. No threat to anyone:

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (/f6Nd)

146 There was a manatee off Cape Cod last month. There is no reason for a manatee to be anywhere north of Jacksonville (the carrot chili capitol of the world) but one made it to Cape Cod.

And then she turned out to be preggers. The cool thing about the ocean is that anything can happen, even things that shouldn't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (mgbwf)

147 I really do need to get to Texas, I've never been.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

Actually, I was conceived in San Antonio, born in FL, and spent the first two years of my life in Alaska.

I wonder what that makes me? A TXFLAK?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (928Aa)

148 I dunno what that has to do with fall, but I like it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM (39g3+)

There's a sweater and that's fallish.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (mf5HN)

149 I'll never be your beast of burden
My back is broad but it's a hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me

- Zebra

Mendoza!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:33 PM (I1MCJ)

150 I feel threatened by the term "Social Justice Warrior"...

So violent sounding. I prefer "Social Justice Douchebag". Sounds more appropriate.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2016 04:33 PM (ej1L0)

151 For those who like images of hot mens:
Here's a way to take some home with you -

(most likely NSFW)

http://tinyurl.com/zlf3ut7

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2016 04:33 PM (nNdYv)

152
AND BY DOWN HERE I MEAN WHERE I AM IN NORTH CAROLINA I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY HORDE DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T.

Annnnnnywhoodle.

In honor of fall, might I share one of my favorite fall pictures with the Horde?

I might.

http://bit.ly/2erPTk9

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (mf5HN)

True, AND the damn leaves have really started to fall. Looks like it's raining leaves.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 21, 2016 04:33 PM (NbJXF)

153 Did someone say Zebra?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofz0iJQd-xU

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:33 PM (xttKs)

154 Train accident victims!

Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at October 21, 2016 04:33 PM (i1KHZ)

155
The time is ripe for Fuzzbead, a site devoted to omega males with severely atrophied (and unshaven) balls.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2016 04:34 PM (EPaen)

156 So that's the real reason you never asked me out in high school. And all along I thought it was the glasses.

I bet you have freckles somewhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:34 PM (39g3+)

157 Whatever. Poofs.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 21, 2016 04:34 PM (VKZGb)

158 Another bout of wildly uncontrolled synapse firing in MUMR, I see.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 21, 2016 04:34 PM (8ZskC)

159 >>So typical. We finally start to address the real problems of
Cephalopods-Americans, and the damn zebras hijack the conversation.

Aw, want a break?

Posted by: The Penguin at October 21, 2016 04:34 PM (NOIQH)

160 There's a sweater and that's fallish.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (mf5HN)

Mmmmmmm. Sweater puppies......

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:34 PM (xttKs)

161 The hottest man ever

http://tinyurl.com/zk5d8p2

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:35 PM (39g3+)

162 I wonder what that makes me? A TXFLAK?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (928Aa)

Are you selling short term disability insurance perchance?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 21, 2016 04:35 PM (VKZGb)

163 Pudding is the word for dessert that old people use in Britain.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:35 PM (/9kBT)

164 Good sign a girl loves you is when she'll take a moneyshot

Posted by: The Dude at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (SyKbw)

165 Blood Pudding is not a dessert.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (i3c+H)

166 Actually, I was conceived in San Antonio, born in FL, and spent the first two years of my life in Alaska.

I wonder what that makes me? A TXFLAK?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:32 PM (928Aa)

Awesome. It makes you awesome.

So. I just called Mommy to see if we are doing dinner tonight like I do every Friday night unless the 'rents have something better to do.

I, being a sneaky stealth ninja, started with hi are we doing dinner and if so you have to pick where! Because picking where to go is always an adventure and a half.

For anyone who is wondering, yes, I ended up having to pick because I got Mommyfu'd into having to do so.

Mommys are tricksy like that.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (mf5HN)

167 Theories ranged from the idea that BuzzFeed is a hostile work environment for straight men,

So what? If they want to be gay let them be gay.

By the same token, the rest of us have the right to exercise our right of association the other way.

I don't even know what Buzzfeed does. I hear it mentioned every now and again but that was it. I never heard it called a gay site. I thought it was some lefty trash site or something.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (zc3Db)

168 Give it a rest, MUMR.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (928Aa)

169
For guys they're called "listicles". For hot chix they will be called "breasticles".

Fear the balls!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (EPaen)

170
I bet you have freckles somewhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:34 PM (39g3+)
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I really don't. I have a lot of Irish in me but the Italian side won out.

Nice try though.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (uHcnA)

171 180
For guys they're called "listicles". For hot chix they will be called "breasticles".

Fear the balls!!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (EPaen)

They don't fear them, they lick them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 21, 2016 04:37 PM (VKZGb)

172 AND BY DOWN HERE I MEAN WHERE I AM IN NORTH CAROLINA I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY HORDE DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T.
------------

And, not even a phone call.

*pouts*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 04:37 PM (7H/2n)

173 Sweasel used to give away Heinz canned Spotted Dick in the mail with her deadpool on her blog, but it got too expensive to ship overseas. Missed your chance to try some.

You might be able to find some in a grocery store in a big city.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:37 PM (39g3+)

174 >>>Buzzfeed: The Home of Listicles About Hot Men

They need to have their listicles cut off.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 21, 2016 04:37 PM (mBYZv)

175 Who the hell goes to Buzzfeed?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2016 04:37 PM (KZCtL)

176 Pudding is the word for dessert that old people use in Britain.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:35 PM (/9kBT)

Anyone like English Trifle?.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2016 04:38 PM (ej1L0)

177 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (EPaen)

Only fear of balls I have is when I sit on mine.

Kids, don't wear regular boxers. You'll thank me later

Posted by: The Dude at October 21, 2016 04:38 PM (SyKbw)

178 Sadly, just about everything Buzzfeed does is politicized. I say 'sadly' because sometimes you do want to waste some time reading listicles. And looking at hot women.

It also gobbled up Ze Frank, who used to make amazing and fun youtube videos and who now does...nothing? But getting a paycheck is seductive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 21, 2016 04:38 PM (sh70B)

179 186 Who the hell goes to Buzzfeed?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2016 04:37 PM (KZCtL)

Buzzfeed sucks, but their videos are occasionally kind of fun.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 21, 2016 04:38 PM (VKZGb)

180 I wasn't sure what service Buzzfeed even provided so I went to their site. Yeesh! I am way, way past their target demographic.

It seems to be geared toward young females and gentlemen of a, uh, literary bent, so of course they would be featuring Hot Young Males. Why is this surprising?

Interesting that the first thing to accost my eyes was a splendiferous man-package in a budgie smuggler. At least it was a stars-n-stripes pattern. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:38 PM (EnKk6)

181 And, not even a phone call.

*pouts*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 04:37 PM (7H/2n)

We won't forget.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 21, 2016 04:38 PM (NbJXF)

182 When we were leaving Africa, husband picked up various wild game pates to bring home (gag). I put my foot down over zebra.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:39 PM (928Aa)

183 Blood pudding is awesome. Fried egg, couple of rashers, fried tomato...mmmm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:39 PM (mgbwf)

184 True, AND the damn leaves have really started to fall. Looks like it's raining leaves.

Lucky you. At the rate we are going, I won't start raking until November.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:39 PM (I1MCJ)

185
"theories on BuzzFeed's near-100%-fixation on the hotness of men..."

*PING!*

Posted by: ACME Gay-dar (pat pending)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2016 04:39 PM (kdS6q)

186 This is actually a very important topic.

As outlined in Stephen Pinker's brilliant book "The Blank Slate," the Left thinks that all human attributes are malleable, that EVERYTHING is a "social construct" -- including heterosexuality.

In fact, this notion -- that we are a "blank slate" and that there is no such thing as genetically encoded human nature -- is the very quintessence of what leftism is all about.

So they actually think that if they promote gayness and homosexuality and so forth that they can and will actually CONVERT all straight men into flamboyant poofter-twinks.

And if the goal (as it is) is to destroy the nuclear family as he necessary precursor to Total Revolution (as outlined endlessly in Marxist Theory), then making everyone queer is exactly what needs to be done.

Hence, Buzzfeed's ludicrous endless pimping of "Hot Dudes."

Did I mention that their theory is 100% wrong? I presume I don't need to. That's what "The Blank Slate: proves irrefutably -- that humans being do have genetically encoded human nature. Just like all other species do.

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2016 04:40 PM (jBuUi)

187 ReutersTech
21/10/16 16:23
BREAKING: Internet domain name service Dyn says it is defending against a third wave of complex cyber attacks

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 04:40 PM (y3aQB)

188 Sweasel used to give away Heinz canned Spotted Dick in the mail with her deadpool on her blog, but it got too expensive to ship overseas. Missed your chance to try some.

You might be able to find some in a grocery store in a big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:37 PM (39g3+)
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I got my mom a can of Spotted Dick! You can find it in the International Foods section next to the marmite and treacle.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:40 PM (EnKk6)

189 So when is Wikileaks going to give us the big reveal on Kaine and Brazile?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:40 PM (928Aa)

190 The Zebra and Cuttlefish went to sea

In a beautiful pea green boat

They drank some bourbon, sang to Keith Urban

While dining on Roasted Stoat

The Zebra threw up in the sea below

Just like in his neighborhood bar

"Shall we bang, Sweet Cutty? Cutty my love!

Sexy tentacled Cutty you are!

You are!

You are!

Put your tentacles in my brown star!

Posted by: Drunk Zombie Edward Lear at October 21, 2016 04:41 PM (0cMkb)

191 So they actually think that if they promote gayness and homosexuality and so forth that they can and will actually CONVERT all straight men into flamboyant poofter-twinks.

I'm nearly convinced. In fact, I caught myself looking at J. Crew Messenger Bags the other day.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 21, 2016 04:41 PM (8ZskC)

192 >>>We are all in the gutter waiting for the rain

Don't tell me someone else listened to SGM!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 21, 2016 04:41 PM (nyJWz)

193 hobo,I just texted my Brit SIL who is 40, and she says they still use pudding for everything dessert. She says she was very confused when she was first presented with a cup of gelatinous goo (her words) here and told it was pudding.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:42 PM (uHcnA)

194 Mollie Hemingway only cites about three or so listicles of hot women from Buzzfeed, one of which is the fifty hottest women of Comic-con. I checked it out and there were several men in drag (or maybe they were transitioning) on the list, so I vote that article doesn't count as a Hot Female List. More proof for her point.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 04:42 PM (/m8T6)

195
75 to the idea that BuzzFeed actually seeks to alter human nature itself by the pattern of their articles.

Wouldn't somebody have to read the site first?

I told those stupid mofos that there was a glaringly obvious flaw in their plan, but would they listen? Nooooooo....

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2016 04:42 PM (EPaen)

196 google full british breakfast

Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2016 04:43 PM (q177U)

197 Posted by: Drunk Zombie Edward Lear at October 21, 2016 04:41 PM (0cMkb)
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Genius.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:43 PM (EnKk6)

198
OT but CNBC just ran with a story that the Beast is leading in Arizona. Why? Because Trump's immigration policies will cost the state something like 50,000 jobs and trillions of dollars and perhaps the life of every man, woman, child and thing on the face of the earth. Really? So stopping illegals from entering the country will cost American jobs. How exactly, no answer just does

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2016 04:43 PM (493sH)

199 Buzzfeed prides itself on elevating the profession above the pablum of vox and slate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2016 04:44 PM (VdICR)

200 Posted by: Drunk Zombie Edward Lear at October 21, 2016 04:41 PM (0cMkb)

My good man.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 21, 2016 04:44 PM (8ZskC)

201 >>Did I mention that their theory is 100% wrong? I presume I don't need
to. That's what "The Blank Slate: proves irrefutably -- that humans
being do have genetically encoded human nature. Just like all other species do.

And yet....they keep attempting to disrupt the normal sexual development of kids to make them better tools of the state:

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2010/07/sex_and_state_power.html

Posted by: The Penguin at October 21, 2016 04:44 PM (NOIQH)

202 Did I mention that their theory is 100% wrong? I presume I don't need to. That's what "The Blank Slate: proves irrefutably -- that humans being do have genetically encoded human nature. Just like all other species do.
Posted by: zombie

So your claim of gender dysphoria is no longer operative?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:45 PM (mgbwf)

203 Reggie has tasty listicles...

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 21, 2016 04:45 PM (DpOmP)

204 Listicles and testicles.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:45 PM (fA75F)

205 Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2016 04:43 PM (493sH) No it is because the poll had a +37 Dem to Rep. in it

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 04:45 PM (y3aQB)

206 I thought they were testicles but the doc said they were barnacles.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016: Brain Damaged? Yes, But Not Too Brain Damaged To Still Be A Scheming, Lying Witch at October 21, 2016 04:46 PM (8ZskC)

207 For anyone who is wondering, yes, I ended up having to pick because I got Mommyfu'd into having to do so.

Mommys are tricksy like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:36 PM (mf5HN)
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Tell me you picked Hooters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:46 PM (EnKk6)

208 You can find it in the International Foods section next to the marmite and treacle.

I thought Brimstone was next to Treacle.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:46 PM (mgbwf)

209 Little known fact about zebras. There are actually two dinstinct species. One is white with black stripes and the other is black with white stripe. They fucking hate each other. Star Trek once did an episode about it. True story.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2016 04:46 PM (kTF2Z)

210 Pat Caddell has been following polls for decades. Says that "something very strange is going on this year and we are in for a shock."

Yep.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 04:47 PM (y3aQB)

211
One is white with black stripes and the other is black with white stripes.

I totally believe this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:47 PM (WE5/U)

212 Check your AoSHQ StyleGuide :

It's Pat Fucking Caddell.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:48 PM (i3c+H)

213 Good news. Oprah is begging people to vote for the Beast.

"You don't have to like her. She's not coming to your house. Do you like your country?"

This, from the fat ass who told the LIVs Obama "is the one we have been waiting for."

STFU, Orca. You've harmed the country enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:48 PM (928Aa)

214 I thought Brimstone was next to Treacle.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:46 PM (mgbwf)
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I was just thinking that this sounded like Harry Potter going on an office supply run.

"And don't forget the blancmange and the Bloater Saint Hubert!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:48 PM (EnKk6)

215 Tell me you picked Hooters.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:46 PM (EnKk6)

Sadly, no. I will keep that in mind though.

I was tempted to say I want to try that new place because it's next to the bookstore!

This is a true statement. It is next to the bookstore.

It's also Twin Peaks.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

216 fisticles

Posted by: ajmojo at October 21, 2016 04:49 PM (1H9ox)

217
She's not gonna win Arizona. This and Georgia is in play might be the biggest lies of the Big Lie this year.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:49 PM (WE5/U)

218 Brimstone and Treacle is a thing. From back then. I almost remember it. It might have been a movie. It was supposed to sound hip, or smart, or something.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:50 PM (mgbwf)

219 >>"You don't have to like her. She's not coming to your house. Do you like your country?"

Nope, she'll just be telling you what you are *allowed* to do in your house, what you're allowed to say, what you're allowed to think, oh, and you're being evicted so that we can house this Syrian family.....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 04:50 PM (NOIQH)

220 213 We can spin that around.You don't have to like Trump,he isn't coming to your house.Do you like your country?

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:50 PM (fA75F)

221 It's also Twin Peaks.
Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:49 PM (mf5HN)
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Watch out for biker wars!

Ooh, ooh, go to Chuck E. Cheez and start a donnybrook.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:50 PM (EnKk6)

222 It's Pat Fucking Caddell.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:48 PM (i3c+H)

No....there can be only one....

Bucky Fucking Dent!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2016 04:50 PM (Zu3d9)

223 218 Sting was in it iirc.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:51 PM (fA75F)

224 Isn't Treacle a term for Molasses?

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:51 PM (i3c+H)

225 Exactly how young are these men???

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 21, 2016 04:51 PM (DpOmP)

226 Wish twitter was up

Posted by: The Dude at October 21, 2016 04:51 PM (SyKbw)

227 Bander, it had Sting in it, I think.

Who would have made a good Steerpike.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:51 PM (EnKk6)

228 It's also Twin Peaks.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

They have decent food there.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:51 PM (xttKs)

229 218 Sting was in it iirc.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:51 PM (fA75F)

So .. you're saying that it sucked donkey shlong ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (zc3Db)

230 Oh man, now I wish I hadn't texted my SIL about the pudding thing. She's sending me photos of awesome British food (I know, right?) and I want me some jam roly-poly RIGHT. NOW.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (uHcnA)

231 221 It's also Twin Peaks.
Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:49 PM (mf5HN)
---
Watch out for biker wars!

Ooh, ooh, go to Chuck E. Cheez and start a donnybrook.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:50 PM (EnKk6)

Could alex get away with going into the ball pit?

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (z/Ubi)

232 Good news. Oprah is begging people to vote for the Beast.

"You don't have to like her. She's not coming to your house. Do you like your country?"

If that is the case, why doesn't the same hold true for Trump?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (I1MCJ)

233 229 I never saw it but I did see Dune....

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (fA75F)

234 I really don't. I have a lot of Irish in me but the Italian side won out.

Holy smokes Irish and Italian, don't get into a fight with Bluebell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (39g3+)

235 You want to objectify me, grab me, cop a feel?

You'd be the first.

Be my guest. I'd be honored.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:24 PM (I1MCJ)

==============Pretty much what I expected; life experience comes in handy.No, not that kind of 'handy'!Sorry, I think I've given up sex for the duration.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (BcNLK)

236 She's not gonna win Arizona. This and Georgia is in play might be the biggest lies of the Big Lie this year.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2016 04:49 PM (WE5/U)

You should have seen the segment on CNBC. They have Cvntess Brewer in Arizona all giddy over it. Again how keeping illegals out of the country will cost Americans their jobs is beyond me.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (493sH)

237 >>Sting was in it iirc.

If Sting fucked the Zebra, I don't think we should eat it.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (i3c+H)

238
Posted by: Drunk Zombie Edward Lear at October 21, 2016 04:41 PM (0cMkb)

LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (EPaen)

239 If that is the case, why doesn't the same hold true for Trump?

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking: she's got a good point there, but Trump is in the same camp. Who's best for the nation? Clearly not "more of the same plus bonus corruption" Hillary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (39g3+)

240 Playboy playmates no longer nekkid. Have to admit the SJW scored a hit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (hKmCD)

241 No fucking way Hillary is even close in Georgia. I believe the networks will slow-walk calling it for Trump, to depress R turnout further west.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (dEx90)

242 Awesome British food?
Does.Not.Compute.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (fA75F)

243 Bander, it had Sting in it, I think.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus

Yes. Looking things up is cheating, but that sounds right.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:54 PM (mgbwf)

244 >>Awesome British food?

Nigella

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2016 04:54 PM (i3c+H)

245 It's also Twin Peaks.
Posted by: alexthechick

AtC needs to come to Dallas.
Bone Daddy's is a local bbq chain. Beats Twin Peaks and Hooters breasts down.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:54 PM (I1MCJ)

246
Brimstone and Treacle is a thing. From back then. I almost remember it. It might have been a movie. It was supposed to sound hip, or smart, or something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Yes, movie and common phrase -- but "hip"?

Brimstone and Treacle was actually a nursery medicine they gave Brit kids back in the day.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2016 04:54 PM (kdS6q)

247 Playboy playmates now wear hijabs.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:54 PM (fA75F)

248 It's also Twin Peaks.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

Make sure to have your cherry pie and coffee served by the dancing dwarf.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2016 04:55 PM (0cMkb)

249 Spotted Dick, Sank Same

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 21, 2016 04:55 PM (AroJD)

250
Zebras! Zebras! Zebras!

Where's the love for onagers and okapis?

H8ers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2016 04:55 PM (EPaen)

251 http://bit.ly/2erPTk9

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (mf5HN)

Crack. That is crack to me. Dammit, I know it's bad for me, I know it'll probably kill me, but....

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 04:55 PM (GUBah)

252 >>Again how keeping illegals out of the country will cost Americans their jobs is beyond me.

Costs us *government* jobs.
Need more bureaucrats to process, settle, accommodate immigrants. Expand institutions like public schools, prison, EBT....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 04:55 PM (NOIQH)

253 Could alex get away with going into the ball pit?
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 04:52 PM (z/Ubi)
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I haven't heard of The Ball Pit. Is that like a distaff Hooters?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 04:55 PM (EnKk6)

254 Is the HQ hinky for anyone but me? Slow as hell refreshing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 04:55 PM (928Aa)

255 Nigella is hawt but that left wing douche Jamie whatever can go get fucked by a randy jihadi.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:56 PM (fA75F)

256 Awesome British food?
Does.Not.Compute.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (fA75F)

It's right up there with "amazing British dental work."

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:56 PM (xttKs)

257 I'm nearly convinced. In fact, I caught myself looking at J. Crew Messenger Bags the other day.

I watched the pilot of Magnum PI a few months ago. When they show the first shot of Magnum, its Tom Sellek in shorts climbing out of the ocean and I kinda understood what gay men are all about at that moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 04:56 PM (39g3+)

258 Brimstone and Treacle was actually a nursery medicine they gave Brit kids back in the day.

OK, that's interesting. What was in it?

Besides, I assume, Darjeeling tea and opium.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:57 PM (mgbwf)

259 >>>Awesome British food?
Does.Not.Compute.

>>>Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (fA75F)

It's right up there with "amazing British dental work."

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:56 PM (xttKs)

That's not a coincidence.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 21, 2016 04:57 PM (zc3Db)

260 240 Playboy playmates no longer nekkid. Have to admit the SJW scored a hit.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (hKmCD)

Wherever shall young boys find naked pictures of women now?

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)

261 I like Bone Daddy's

oh, not the BBQ Rest. chain

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 21, 2016 04:57 PM (DpOmP)

262 I was speculating about the Obamas in the previous thread just as everyone left, so here it is again.

-------

I suppose after January Obama will start his own foundation to fleece billionaires and foreign dictators with promises of influence in a future Michelle Obama administration.

If it's working for Clintons why not Obamas?

Besides Clintons are only following the long held Argentinian tradition. Who said Americans have nothing to learn from the Latinos?

Posted by: Decaf at October 21, 2016 04:57 PM (8zHLN)

263
AtC needs to come to Dallas.
Bone Daddy's is a local bbq chain. Beats Twin Peaks and Hooters breasts down.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:54 PM (I1MCJ)

Yes. Yes it does. LOVE that place. The messy wings are the best wings on the planet.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 04:58 PM (xttKs)

264 The Ball Pit has a good pudding menu

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 04:58 PM (dEx90)

265 Awesome British food?
Does.Not.Compute.
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 04:53 PM (fA75F)
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I know. I think you have to know a Brit to really get the good stuff.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:59 PM (uHcnA)

266 You should have seen the segment on CNBC. They have Cvntess Brewer in Arizona all giddy over it.

That's the oversampled D+34 poll.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2016 04:59 PM (I1MCJ)

267 AtC, if you find yourself in Augusta, GA, I'll take you for a few drinks at this fine establishment:

http://tipseymcstumblespub.com/

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 04:59 PM (GUBah)

268 "And given the average looks of a Social Justice Warrior, that sort of means that any Hottest Women List will have to be made up exclusively of train accident victims and cuttlefish."
--------------------------------------------
Perhaps you've seen my movie, Crash?

Posted by: David Cronenberg at October 21, 2016 04:59 PM (ZsN9X)

269
Brimstone and Treacle was actually a nursery medicine they gave Brit kids back in the day.

OK, that's interesting. What was in it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Brimstone and Treacle. That's it. The Brimstone is sulfur crystals.

www.medical-explorer.com/medicinal-ingredients-s/sulphur_1.html

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2016 05:00 PM (kdS6q)

270 OK, that's interesting. What was in it?

Besides, I assume, Darjeeling tea and opium.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 04:57 PM (mgbwf)

Sulfur and sugar syrup

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 21, 2016 05:00 PM (/D5Lf)

271 "17 badass black women you should already know about"

The vapidity is truly a marvel to behold.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 05:00 PM (mBYZv)

272 >>I suppose after January Obama will start his own foundation to fleece
billionaires and foreign dictators with promises of influence in a
future Michelle Obama administration.

He's already started one foundation: Brother's Keeper Foundation, which partners with his government Brother's Keepr program (see how he could leverage the two through government grants/finding?).

Also starting a non-profit w/Eric Holder focusing on redistricting. Yeah, that's scary and likely Soros-funded.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 05:00 PM (NOIQH)

273 No good barbecue joints around here in Salem, Oregon. There's a small place called Adams Rib that is okay; I like it because the owners are outspoken conservative Christians, but the food is not top notch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:01 PM (39g3+)

274 25 I nobly volunteer to venture into the swamps of Buzzfeed and make listicles about Hot Women.

My suffering. I do it for the betterment of you all.

No, no, don't thank me. True heroism needs no thanks.

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:14 PM (mf5HN)

I do it as a labor of love, the revolution will be boobified

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2016 05:01 PM (Ya7zs)

275 I know. I think you have to know a Brit to really get the good stuff.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 04:59 PM (uHcnA)
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Yes, but...pub grub is great.

Put me down for a heaping helping of pork faggots!

http://annieandre.com/2013/04/weird-traditional-british-food/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:01 PM (EnKk6)

276 I hope someone reliable is keeping track of all the celebrities who are speaking out as most pro-Harridan.

When this is all over I'm gonna need a complete list so I can keep my economic boycott in full working order.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:02 PM (/m8T6)

277 Put me down for a heaping helping of pork faggots!

http://annieandre.com/2013/04/weird-traditional-british-food/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:01 PM (EnKk6)

Isn't that what Owebama and reggie do?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2016 05:02 PM (xttKs)

278 Buzzfeed basically trolls the internet for clicks, I wish people would just ignore them. It took retiring for people to finally stop listening to Andrew Sullivan. Its like they can't help themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:02 PM (39g3+)

279 Brimstone and Treacle was actually a nursery medicine they gave Brit kids back in the day.

Must be the same sort of thing as the "Spring Tonic" they used to give kids in the US way way back in the day-

Sulphur and Molasses.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2016 05:02 PM (0cMkb)

280 Brother's Keeper Foundation

-
That's a tad ironic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 05:03 PM (Nwg0u)

281 >>I hope someone reliable is keeping track of all the celebrities who are speaking out as most pro-Harridan.

Probably easier to track pro-Trump celebs.
John Voight, James Wood (technically he's anti-Hillary)

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 05:03 PM (NOIQH)

282 OMG Eris, the sardine pie

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:03 PM (uHcnA)

283 Buzzfeed might ask Doug Band to do a listicle of Bill Clintons top 100 ethics conflicts. Doing all 500 Band complains about in his wikileaks email is probably just too many.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:04 PM (/m8T6)

284 http://bit.ly/2erPTk9

Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM (mf5HN)Jesus H. Christ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2016 05:04 PM (Zu3d9)

285 Brother's Keeper Foundation
=======================

A little obvious, don't you think?

Posted by: Hairy Reid's Basement at October 21, 2016 05:05 PM (/m8T6)

286 Heh, for a second I confused them with Gawker. Too bad Hulk can't sue them as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 05:06 PM (mBYZv)

287 Sweet jeebus.

The movie "Barry" due out soon.

"Before he gave us hope, before he created change, before he made us believe 'yes we can' he was Barry."

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:06 PM (928Aa)

288 A small perturbation sets off a wild and uncontrolled oscillation. Not unusually, it results in a bad ending. See - Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

Not surprisingly, analogs exist in societies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 04:25 PM (7H/2n)

Point of order; Tacoma Narrows was more like a fairly substantial continuous forcing function than a small perturbation. The rest of your point stands.

Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 21, 2016 05:06 PM (yL25O)

289
Scuttle Those Wedding Plans- a limerick

The fish that is known as the cuttle
They live in a miserable puddle
It's their tentacled fate
That they don't want to mate
They're happier merely to cuddle

Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2016 05:06 PM (wPiJc)

290 I hope someone reliable is keeping track of all the celebrities who are speaking out as most pro-Harridan.

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I kinda liked the new comedy The Good Place then I saw star Ted Danson smooching the Hellbeast after the debate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 05:06 PM (Nwg0u)

291 I hope someone reliable is keeping track of all the celebrities who are speaking out as most pro-Harridan.

When this is all over I'm gonna need a complete list so I can keep my economic boycott in full working order.

Does this mean you won't be buying the remix of my big hit Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves on iTunes then?

Posted by: Cher at October 21, 2016 05:06 PM (8ZskC)

292 I nominate AtC's favorite fall picture for the AoSHQ Hall Of Fame, ginger wing. She is spectacular.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:07 PM (/m8T6)

293 Barky and Mooch will get berry berry rich.And live apart just like the Clintons.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 05:07 PM (fA75F)

294 Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:29 PM

http://tinyurl.com/h55xnjm

[She's Israeli, and looks like a girl I went out with...twice

]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2016 05:07 PM (Zu3d9)

295 Brother's Keeper Foundation

-
That's a tad ironic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 05:03 PM (Nwg0u)

I figure he modeled it off the end of "New Jack City".

https://youtu.be/xA3s36jR5Xs

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 05:07 PM (GUBah)

296 Has Hillary's rumored Hollywood babe come forward yet?

National Enquirer is falling down on the job.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:08 PM (/m8T6)

297 I've got a cookbook titled-

"Great British Cooking: A Well Kept Secret"

It has some great stuff in there, like the Rib Roast with Yorkshire Pudding and the meat pies.

But there's also some just plain weird dishes like-

"Hindle Wakes".

And lots of their bizarre but tasty puddings.

Including Christmas Pudding.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2016 05:08 PM (0cMkb)

298 There is a website with lots of hot men??? Good grief, how did I not know about this? * be back soon..maybe*

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2016 05:08 PM (gcme+)

299 Sweet jeebus.

The movie "Barry" due out soon.

"Before he gave us hope, before he created change, before he made us believe 'yes we can' he was Barry."

-
I guess because When Barry Met Mooch was such a big hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 05:08 PM (Nwg0u)

300 282 OMG Eris, the sardine pie

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:03 PM (uHcnA)
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I first saw Stargazy Pie in an old National Geographic. It's like a Lewis Carroll recipe!

Google images of it, there are endless permutations. I almost want to bake one.

CBD, you need to feature this on your next food thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:08 PM (EnKk6)

301 Random conjunction of ideas.

Members of the Republican wing of the DC Uni-party who refuse to endorse Trump at this stage are Status-Quo Quiings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2016 05:09 PM (v/0KI)

302 Brother's Keeper Foundation

The logo should be a mud hut, like one of the one's TFG's many half-brothers lives in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:09 PM (928Aa)

303 Has anything actually come out of that National Enquirer stuff? It went on sale Wednesday and I haven't heard a thing since.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:09 PM (uHcnA)

304 Point of order

Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 21, 2016 05:06 PM (yL25O)

That would be "Point of information," but the rest of your point stands....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2016 05:09 PM (Zu3d9)

305 Could you get that girl in the "Fall" picture to bend forward for me - I want to study her.

Posted by: Hillary eyeballing a rack! at October 21, 2016 05:10 PM (TsLsv)

306 "Before he gave us hope, before he created change, before he made us believe 'yes we can' he was Barry."

That movie looks awful. I mean, not because Obama or politics but because it looks like something Kirk Cameron would put out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:10 PM (39g3+)

307 How have I been missing all these hot guy lists? I don't think I've seen one.

Must investigate before Mollie ruins it.

Posted by: Lea at October 21, 2016 05:10 PM (vmMMi)

308 CBD, you need to feature this on your next food thread.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:08 PM (EnKk6)
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Halloween Edition.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:11 PM (uHcnA)

309 The logo should be a mud hut, like one of the one's TFG's many half-brothers lives in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:09 PM (928Aa)

Did you see his brother's tweet? Basically it said, "What does it take to get a verified account on twitter? A birth certificate?"

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 05:11 PM (GUBah)

310 Members of the Republican wing of the DC Uni-party who refuse to endorse Trump at this stage are Status-Quo Quiings
=======================

Status-Quislings?

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:11 PM (/m8T6)

311 CBD, you need to feature this on your next food thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:08 PM (EnKk6)

I might...but not as food.

It's fvcking repulsive!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2016 05:11 PM (Zu3d9)

312 Posted by: Muldoon

The cuttle is naught but a squid
With feels in lieu of an id
You say they don't mate
It's tentacle hate
The hentai is too high a bid

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 05:11 PM (mgbwf)

313 There is a cookbook out that compiles all the recipes and foods mentioned in the Patrick O'Brian sea novels. Most of them are dreadful, many are pretty much variations of the same thing, but some of it looks pretty tasty. Lots of history and information in the book too.

My mom is a huge P O'B fan so I got it for her one birthday, it was fun to look through.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:12 PM (39g3+)

314 Oh it's on, Muldoon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:12 PM (EnKk6)

315 Has anything actually come out of that National Enquirer stuff? It went on sale Wednesday and I haven't heard a thing since.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:09 PM (uHcnA)
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One thing we are good at is spiking news stories!

Posted by: Propaganda Press For Hillary at October 21, 2016 05:12 PM (/m8T6)

316 Here it is. Malik Obama tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/zwtvzyq

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 05:13 PM (GUBah)

317 I think the spiked news stack at the New York Times must take up half the building.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:14 PM (39g3+)

318 THEY CAL THEM CUTTLE FISH BECAUSE THE LIKE TO CUTTLE !

OWW MY KNEE...

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 21, 2016 05:14 PM (vmsda)

319 CBD, you should think about having Eris do a guest post on weird food. She tends to post a lot of those links, I've noticed.

Not that that says anything about her, or anything. Except that she has a sense of humor about things like gelatinous aquariums and sardines sticking face up out of pies, and such.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:14 PM (uHcnA)

320 Lady Gaga has Matt Drudge enthralled.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:15 PM (/m8T6)

321
"Shepherd's Pie. First, peel 2 shepherds . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2016 05:16 PM (9P3OG)

322 >>Brother's Keeper Foundation

Yeah, well, Barry insists upon perpetuating his misunderstanding of the Bible verse in order to present Christianity as = Socialism.
I swear he does that just to be a d#ck.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 05:16 PM (NOIQH)

323 Maybe its just me but it looks like Hillary's stumble at the Smith dinner has been edited out of the Full Video on youtube

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2016 05:17 PM (KZCtL)

324
Here it is. Malik Obama tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/zwtvzyq

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 05:13 PM (GUBah)

Awesome. Clearly the better man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:17 PM (928Aa)

325 Here it is. Malik Obama tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/zwtvzyq
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 05:13 PM (GUBah)
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Ha! That's just brilliant.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:18 PM (uHcnA)

326 There is good Brit food, but its been kind of lost. After WW2 they lived on imported canned food while their obliterated economy and industry recovered, and kinda got used to crappy food. Its coming back from what I understand, though.

I mean food like pot roast and roast beef came from England to the USA. Shepherd's Pie and Cornish Pasties are really good. The thing that gets me is that they have the gall to mock American food, because all they know is McDonald's and canned frozen crud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:18 PM (39g3+)

327 >>Not that that says anything about her, or anything. Except that she has
a sense of humor about things like gelatinous aquariums and sardines
sticking face up out of pies, and such.

Bluebell - meant to post this for you after your comment about that weird jello recipe site (show?) on the food thread:

http://jelly-shot-test-kitchen.blogspot.com/

I want to make all of them...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 05:18 PM (NOIQH)

328 Yeah, well, Barry insists upon perpetuating his misunderstanding of the Bible verse in order to present Christianity as = Socialism.
I swear he does that just to be a d#ck.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2016 05:16 PM (NOIQH)

no, no, he is a dick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2016 05:19 PM (cPsPa)

329 Fish and chips is good (even if they don't know a French fry when they see one).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 21, 2016 05:19 PM (Nwg0u)

330 310
I prefer to call neverTrumpers "Banana Republicans."

Posted by: vivi at October 21, 2016 05:20 PM (11H2y)

331 Cornish pasties?

There's a naughty bit of crumpet!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2016 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)

332 Wow, Lizzy, those look amazing. Have you posted that link before? I think maybe you have.

Sign me up for the Cadbury egg ones, please.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:20 PM (uHcnA)

333

My Hero- a limerick

A dashing young zebra named Sipes
Rid the jungle of all of its snipes
Said the chief of the village
Saved from snipe rape and pillage
"Young fellow, you've sure earned your stripes!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2016 05:21 PM (wPiJc)

334 I like jello shots. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:22 PM (/m8T6)

335 >> The movie "Barry" due out soon.

I'm sure they'll get another five attendees per showing if they do a double-bill with the Ghostbusters remake.

Posted by: JEM at October 21, 2016 05:22 PM (TppKb)

336 Jane, how is your husband doing?

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:23 PM (uHcnA)

337 I can't read the word "cuttlefish" without saying it in the South Park human centipede voice.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2016 05:23 PM (kL1bp)

338 I like jello shots. Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:22 PM (/m8T6)

well, not if you are a hot 21 year old sorority girl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2016 05:24 PM (cPsPa)

339 Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:08 PM (/m8T6)

Markie Post from Night Court

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:24 PM (y3aQB)

340 There's a limerick war?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 21, 2016 05:25 PM (0qLQM)

341 Joe Biden is very confused. Having sexually assaulted most of the women in DD, including his SS detail, he says he now wants to move on to Donald Trump. Very modern of the old gentleman.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:25 PM (/m8T6)

342 Mmm Markie Post....

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2016 05:25 PM (fA75F)

343 334 I like jello shots. Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: MTF
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No. But the fact that you called them shots instead of shooters does.
Irregardless, unless you put carrots in them, its not really jello.

Posted by: Chi at October 21, 2016 05:26 PM (iRiz1)

344 Fish and chips CAN be good, but it depends a lot on the batter and what fish is used. Halibut? Wonderful. Cod? Not so much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:26 PM (39g3+)

345 Posted by: Bandersnatch at

The cuttle is merely a wussy
A tease, a floozy, a hussy
Though she gave it a whirl
Tried to be a Bond girl
She never could beat Octopussy!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2016 05:27 PM (wPiJc)

346 This one is easy: Jonah Peretti is gay and likes beefcake.

Posted by: Your Majesty at October 21, 2016 05:27 PM (x2rNW)

347
Wherever shall young boys find naked pictures of women now?

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)

As a kid in grade school, I would draw pictures of naked women for my friends. (A lot of guesswork was involved since I had not yet actually seen a naked woman.)My friendsalso liked race cars and monsters. Rocketships were big, because of Neil Armstrong. Everybody wanted to be Neil Armstrong.

I don't know what it says about me that I still like drawing naked women, race cars, monsters, and rocketships.

Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2016 05:28 PM (cCEFD)

348 Two layers of jello with peas and carrots, that's some fine potluck offering right there.

Actually, my mom makes Jell-O salad with two layers, but she puts in crushed pineapple chunks and the top layer is whipped into this foam that dissolves on your tongue. Sadly I can't eat it any more

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:28 PM (39g3+)

349
Jane, how is your husband doing?

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:23 PM (uHcnA)

His pain is more manageable today, so there's that. Has a long road ahead of him. Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:28 PM (928Aa)

350 Jane , it's worse. "Barry" is actually a series from Netflix.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2016 05:28 PM (AroJD)

351 This one is easy: Jonah Peretti is gay and likes beefcake. More like ............................................................... Tubesteak

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:29 PM (y3aQB)

352 What's a BuzzFeed?

Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at October 21, 2016 05:29 PM (G2Sc9)

353 Cuttlefish are cute, especially the "flamboyant" kind.

Posted by: loginon at October 21, 2016 05:29 PM (BcMOC)

354 His pain is more manageable today, so there's that.

Prayers for both of you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:29 PM (39g3+)

355 The thing in the sidebar about Hillary stumbling--they've edited the video.

Edited the video quite badly, in fact, so it's obvious something happened.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2016 05:29 PM (AroJD)

356 Glad it's better today, Jane, and hope it keeps getting better. Keep taking good care of him, as I know you will.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:30 PM (uHcnA)

357 What's a BuzzFeed? when you get high & then the munchies

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:30 PM (y3aQB)

358 Sweet jeebus.

The movie "Barry" due out soon.

"Before he gave us hope, before he created change, before he made us believe 'yes we can' he was Barry."

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:06 PM (928Aa)

See the drug use, the gay sex, the bad student, the shitty athlete!!! Yes, it's Barry!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2016 05:30 PM (493sH)

359
Jane , it's worse. "Barry" is actually a series from Netflix.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2016 05:28 PM (AroJD)

Noooooo! I wonder if anyone will watch?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:30 PM (928Aa)

360 Just when you thought Time couldn't get any stupider:

Why I Fear America Could Enslave Black People Again
by Tavis Smiley

http://time.com/4535292/donald-trump-black-slaves/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:30 PM (39g3+)

361 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:30 PM (39g3+) Tavis you ignorant slut, the Govt. already does

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:31 PM (y3aQB)

362 Oh look, Jongko has an list/icle 26 July, "10 fascinating mysteries involving spiders"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 05:32 PM (/Cd7s)

363 His pain is more manageable today, so there's that. Has a long road ahead of him. Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:28 PM (928Aa)
========================

Best wishes, from our house to yours.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:32 PM (/m8T6)

364 Dammit. I cleaned out my desk drawer a while back, and can't find my list of smiley "how to's."

I have these:

And that's all I remember. *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:33 PM (928Aa)

365 Jane, wear the sexy Nurse costume. It'll help, trust me on this.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:33 PM (/m8T6)

366
What's a BuzzFeed?
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob

TMZ + NBC News

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2016 05:34 PM (kdS6q)

367 Good luck to your husband and you, Jane.

Posted by: vivi at October 21, 2016 05:34 PM (11H2y)

368 Jane, wear the sexy Nurse costume. It'll help, trust me on this.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:33 PM (/m8T6)

Lol. He might hurt himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:34 PM (928Aa)

369 Jane - here you go:

http://smilies.mee.nu

I'm off to get some laundry folded - have a nice weekend, everyone!

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:35 PM (uHcnA)

370 We must not allow a cuddlefish gap!!!!

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 05:36 PM (qUNWi)

371 I don't know what it says about me that I still like drawing naked women, race cars, monsters, and rocketships.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2016 05:28 PM (cCEFD)

I saw a cartoon not too long ago that figured that all those phallic artifacts weren't ceremonial religious fertility objects, they were just males being males. It showed an archaeologist explaining the ritual and cultural significance of the object and the lower part of the panel was two cavemen, one laughing and the other holding up a freshly chiseled from stone phallus saying "Look! Thog make dick!"

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 05:36 PM (GUBah)

372 Thanks to you all for your kind words and prayers.

Hoping to find out what the doctor means when he says "if" the hand heals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:36 PM (928Aa)

373 I'll buy that but what's with that weenie festival in Japan??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:36 PM (39g3+)

374 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:36 PM (928Aa) Thoughts & Prayers your way

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:37 PM (y3aQB)

375 "...will have to be made up exclusively of train accident victims"

You know that was the subject of the addition to the world's greatest country and western song ever, right?

Steve Goodman and Ace. Hard to beat.

Posted by: DanMan at October 21, 2016 05:37 PM (RusNE)

376 Buzzfeed just by it's name is not meant for me.

It just SOUNDS not me.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 05:37 PM (qUNWi)

377 Wait....Jane in a sexy nurse outfit?

It moved.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 05:38 PM (qUNWi)

378 Jane, sunglasses is the number eight & the ).
Happens here accidental all the time.

Posted by: Chi at October 21, 2016 05:40 PM (iRiz1)

379 Buzzfeed isn't just Hot Guyz and sex quizes. I found this recipe for chocolate galaxy bark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTCrrt64i1c

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:40 PM (EnKk6)

380 The only downside to my Indians team appearing in the World Series is that now I'll have to endure lots of earnest articles condemning the Chief Wahoo logo. Its ancient. The team rarely uses it anymore. All you are doing is virtue signaling about your own moral superiority.

So STFU Craig Calcaterra.

PS: at least its better than Ontario Provincial Court, which had to give time to a lawsuit challenging the Indians right to call the team "Indians". All these SJW fuckers are annoying as hell.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:41 PM (/m8T6)

381 Jane - here you go:

http://smilies.mee.nu

I'm off to get some laundry folded - have a nice weekend, everyone!

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2016 05:35 PM (uHcnA)

Thanks! That will teach me to stop cleaning out my desk drawer!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:41 PM (928Aa)

382 two-thirds of the 'child' migrants who had their ages questioned by the English Home Office in the year to September 2015 were found to be adults.

George Soros funding the massive immigration waves into London

https://youtu.be/xYUFd0ADMlc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:41 PM (39g3+)

383 I really do need to get to Texas, I've never been.
Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM

"That's Right (You're Not From Texas)

But Texas wants you anyway."

-- Lyle Lovett

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2016 05:42 PM (X5jRy)

384 I have a dream that one day the world will be so prosperous that all ugly women will be able to afford the make up, gym equipment and breast implants they need to make themselves become beautiful and not be feminists.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 21, 2016 05:42 PM (2L42J)

385 >Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:40 PM (EnKk6)

My legit favorite thing buzzfeed does are those videos where Irish people eat American snacks, and Chinese people eat Chinese mall takeout, and Americans eat Japanese snacks, etcetc. There are a ton of them!

Posted by: Lea at October 21, 2016 05:43 PM (vmMMi)

386 They wanna turn men into lady-men. They wanna chop up a fetus. They wanna drug boys so they'll stop acting like boys. They wanna force your football players to wear pink. They wanna destroy anyone who notices the obvious differences between men and women...

...but monogamous sex between a husband and wife is "an artificial social construct."

The left is a FACTORY for artificial social constructs.

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2016 05:44 PM (KFnnG)

387 I really do need to get to Texas, I've never been.
Posted by: alexthechick - at least four feet too short at October 21, 2016 04:30 PM
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We should go. Ribs and shootin' stuff!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 21, 2016 05:44 PM (EnKk6)

388 Biden wants "to take Trump behind the gym".

Y M C A !

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 05:45 PM (/Cd7s)

389 JamesOKeefeIII
21/10/16 16:41
Anything happens to me, there's a deadman's switch on Part III, which will be released Monday. @HillaryClinton and @donnabrazile implicated.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:45 PM (y3aQB)

390 I've had to quit watching The Five. Between that bag of rocks Juan Williams and Dana Perino's barely contained loathing of Trump, it's unwatchable.

Dana, who the other day said Donna Brazile is a "good friend" of hers and defends Comey.

The world is burning down and she's hawking a book about her dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:45 PM (928Aa)

391 Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 05:45 PM (/Cd7s) we used to change it to Why Are You Gay ! silly teenagers hahahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:46 PM (y3aQB)

392 "a book about her dog"

It's a cookbook!!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 05:47 PM (/Cd7s)

393 Why, they might even create a crusading #Hashtag!!!
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Uh. Wouldn't have be hagtag?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2016 05:48 PM (2mC6G)

394 Why, they might even create a crusading #Hashtag!!!
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Uh. Wouldn't that be hagtag?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2016 05:49 PM (2mC6G)

395 Damn, I missed the gnome races. Were they riding little Shelties? I love that act.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 21, 2016 05:49 PM (Iy8pe)

396 Perino is friends with Brazile?

Wow...her cuteness factor just evaporated.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 05:50 PM (qUNWi)

397 They wanna turn men into lady-men. They wanna chop up a fetus. They wanna drug boys so they'll stop acting like boys. They wanna force your football players to wear pink. They wanna destroy anyone who notices the obvious differences between men and women...

Oh you just wait. Here's the next wave coming: the right to reproduce.

UN's World health Organization claims Failure to find a sexual partner is now a DISABILITY

http://tinyurl.com/h9bqjgp

Until now, infertility - the failure to achieve pregnancy after 12 months or more of regular unprotected sex - was not considered a disability.

But now in dramatic move the World Health Organisation will change the standard to suggest that a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children - will now be equally classified as disabled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:50 PM (39g3+)

398 Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 05:50 PM (qUNWi) yo never had a chance she like women

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:51 PM (y3aQB)

399 396 Perino is friends with Brazile?

Wow...her cuteness factor just evaporated.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 05:50 PM (qUNWi)

They're all friends.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2016 05:52 PM (4ErVI)

400 Evidently this is what happens when a programmer and a web designer meet on tinder:

https://i.redd.it/4cx2ulpqxtsx.png

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 21, 2016 05:52 PM (GUBah)

401 So being a loser who can't find a girl is a protected class now? Sweet.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 05:52 PM (/Cd7s)

402 They're all friends.

Yeah...

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 05:53 PM (qUNWi)

403 They're all friends.

Yeah its all one nasty incestuous pile. When the lights go out, they all go party together and laugh at viewers and customers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:53 PM (39g3+)

404 "a book about her dog"

It's a cookbook!!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2016 05:47 PM (/Cd7s)

Where do I order a copy?

Posted by: Sir Barksalot -President for life at October 21, 2016 05:53 PM (TsLsv)

405 To her credit, Perino admitted she had no idea what the Cuban missile crisis was. Of course, that's pretty much totally discrediting in any pundit.

Posted by: Your Majesty at October 21, 2016 05:53 PM (x2rNW)

406 >>>"Shepherd's Pie. First, peel 2 shepherds . . ." <<<

One more hormone injection and Shep will have a pie of his own.

Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2016 05:54 PM (cyoBN)

407 So being a loser who can't find a girl is a protected class now? Sweet.
=========================

It makes you wonder what the benefit is that WHO thinks sex-starved people should get, doesn't it?

Government supplied drinks and dinner coupons. Free Broadway shows? Blow-up dolls? Japanese sexbots?

Is there a list?

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:56 PM (/m8T6)

408
a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children - will now be equally classified as disabled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And therefore eligible for disability benefits from the world government?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2016 05:57 PM (IqV8l)

409 The long term progressive project to feminize the population with the goal of shrinking it and making everyone more docile and easily controlled.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 21, 2016 05:57 PM (cGlgB)

410 It makes you wonder what the benefit is that WHO thinks sex-starved people should get, doesn't it?

Its not so much about them as homosexual "married" couples. You cannot deny them adoption, in fact they are disabled and should go to the front of the list or you're being heartless and cruel...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:57 PM (39g3+)

411 In a leftist's dream world, its Brave New World where people don't breed, they are bred by the government and from birth shaped into their proper, obedient role in society, kept under control by drugs and entertainment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2016 05:58 PM (39g3+)

412 CybersecuritySF
21/10/16 16:43
John McAfee: 'Iran hacked the DNC, and North Korea hacked DYN'

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2016 05:59 PM (y3aQB)

413 Nood Beast

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 21, 2016 05:59 PM (928Aa)

414 Dana's entire job was making nice to the press and politico's in Washington, on behalf of the president.

She just can't help herself, and she's probably delighting her employer. Fox hired her as a reasonably attractive, reasonably articulate ex-WH staffer and didn't expect to hire a righty partisan.

Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2016 05:59 PM (/m8T6)

415 These five foods will fill you up and give your body all the nutrients it needs.

* Lard + multivitamin.

* Butter + multivitamin.

* 1 cup Crisco + multivitamin.

* 1 cup virgin olive oil + multivitamin.

* Fatback + multivitamin.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 06:00 PM (mBYZv)

416 >>> Between that bag of rocks Juan Williams and Dana Perino

Using my SCRABBLE tiles,
JUAN WILLIAMS DANA PERINO
becomes
WINONA NUDE PI JAIL ALARMS

It's like seeing the future in my Alfabits

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 21, 2016 06:00 PM (nyJWz)

417 Wow, this site has gotten a lot cleaner since I last visited 11 yrs ago! Will have to do something about that

What do you call a whorehousethat givesaids toanyone, anywhere, anytime and gets paid for it - the Clinton Foundation. That's plain speak for quid pro quo.

Posted by: Guest at October 21, 2016 06:01 PM (78h2O)

418 E.g., I used to admire the King of Morocco for building that beautiful mosque by the sea, all hand-made, no machinery used. But now that I've read he donated $12m to Hillary's Foundation, he's become tainted, too.

Posted by: Guest at October 21, 2016 06:09 PM (78h2O)

419 Hassan II Mosque in Casablanca
<___ src="http://tinyurl.com/ha4cltu">

Posted by: Guest at October 21, 2016 06:19 PM (78h2O)

420 Beautiful music - Sarah Brightman
The War Is Over
http://tinyurl.com/hvmykfh

(Wonderful Arabic male voice sings with such longing at 3:33)

Posted by: Guest at October 21, 2016 06:33 PM (78h2O)

421 "Why, they might even create a crusading #Hashtag!!!"

Shouldn't that be "crusading #Hashhag"?

Posted by: Super Genius at October 22, 2016 12:20 PM (8pnHX)

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