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University of Toronto Professor Refuses to Use "Genderless Pronouns;" Chaos Ensues

"Gendereless pronouns" fall into two main categories:

1. using plural pronouns such as "they" or "them" or "their" when only one person is being discussed, in which case the "genderless pronoun" is a grammatical error

2. using genderless pronouns like "xir" and "xe," which are, get this, not real words

So the University of Toronto apparently has laid down an edict that educated professors are now required to only speak in grammatical errors or made-up nonsense words.

University of Toronto faculty signed a letter criticizing hate speech against their transgender and black students in light of a fellow professor's refusal to use "genderless pronouns."

Psychology professor Jordan Peterson posted a two-part lecture on YouTube in which he lambasted current political correctness on campuses and criticized Bill C-16, a bill that would outlaw discrimination and harassment based on gender identity and expression.

Peterson also refused to use gender neutral pronouns if asked by students.

250 members of the faculty then wrote a letter condemning this lone defender of common sense, and forbidding him from commenting on a proposed law due to his having an Unapproved Opinion about it.

The letter told Peterson that he must start using genderless pronouns if asked and that he needs to stop commenting publicly on the topic.


The letter also claimed that Peterson’s refusal to use gender neutral pronouns could be considered discrimination.

"Your statements that you will refuse to refer to transgendered persons using gender neutral pronouns if they ask you to do so are contrary to the rights of those persons to equal treatment without discrimination based on their 'gender identity' and gender expression," the letter claims.

Here's an article about this Heretical Professor advocating for Forbidden Blasphemies.

Here's this Heretic's Forbidden YouTube video.

Posted by: Ace at 06:08 PM




Comments

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1 first?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 20, 2016 06:10 PM (3C9q2)

2 Eh, "their" as a pronoun meaning "his or her" goes back before the kinda BSy 18th century Latinization of English. So it's not illegit.

But nobody should be FORCED to use it. It grates on the ears for some of us.

Posted by: moviegique at October 20, 2016 06:10 PM (7zeA4)

3 Maybe Putin can do us a solid and just nuke the whole N American continent.

Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at October 20, 2016 06:10 PM (sqlLF)

4 Playing around on 270 to win...I am having a tough time getting to 270 for Trump. Where do people think the real upset may occur? PA, WI, NM, MN, VA?

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at October 20, 2016 06:12 PM (a7FXx)

5 Looks like the decor from The Blue Note. Where's the Dukakis portrait?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 20, 2016 06:13 PM (TnUKj)

6 i'm in a box, BITCH!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 20, 2016 06:13 PM (/CIN4)

7 This is the world the Demunists have in mind for us.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:13 PM (ujg0T)

8 Ace, it's that time again...

Posted by: the Barrel at October 20, 2016 06:13 PM (iFgwk)

9 Your language learning thing might jibe with what I always think when I see this stuff happening on campuses.

How do you teach French or German? Or Klingon for that matter?

Do you have to make up new genderless pronouns in languages that don't have them, don't use them, and in which they make no sense? At which point you've stopped teaching the language.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 20, 2016 06:13 PM (mgbwf)

10 Can't we just call all of them "Pat"?

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2016 06:14 PM (fA75F)

11 Gray. Gainzzzz

Posted by: Golfman at October 20, 2016 06:14 PM (48QDY)

12 I don't get it.

People act like it's a huge time chunk removed from their day to say "his or her."

"Every student should bring his or her book to class."

"His or her." Three syllables. Not so tough.

Using "their" sounds like something an idiot would say. I've always hated it.

Posted by: RKae at October 20, 2016 06:14 PM (KFnnG)

13 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 20, 2016 06:15 PM (GwIKd)

14 Really not a bad look.
Good to change things up once in a while.

Posted by: teej at October 20, 2016 06:15 PM (HddOg)

15 Whole lotta gray in here

Posted by: Yo! at October 20, 2016 06:15 PM (GwIKd)

16 I feel so boxed in by Ace's refusal to acknowledge "xir" as a word!

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 20, 2016 06:15 PM (ar2KI)

17 8 Ace, it's that time again...
Posted by: the Barrel at October 20, 2016 06:13 PM (iFgwk)



I for one, welcome our new Format Overlords....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (ujg0T)

18 Posted by: Nick in South Bend at October 20, 2016 06:12 PM (a7FXx)

NC is lost. Figured that out about 830PM Election Day 2012.

Posted by: Golfman at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (48QDY)

19 Just use "guys" , I hear that all the time on TV, radio etc, when referring to anyone....male or female...

Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (9FAf7)

20 faculty signed a letter criticizing hate speech against their
transgender and black students in light of a fellow professor's refusal
to use genderless pronouns.


I'm confused....is Black now a gender?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (Zu3d9)

21 Beware the Pink Glare of Canuck Fury

Posted by: wooga at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (LlZ3d)

22 Yo! Is not a gender less pronoun

In meat space I am a 'he'

Posted by: Yo! at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (GwIKd)

23 xir and xe? perfectly cromulant. it's right here in the book of kwyjibo.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (hKDRi)

24 I'm confused....is Black now a gender?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

---

I think that happened when Islam became a race.

Posted by: RKae at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (KFnnG)

25 Academics have mostly brought this upon themselves.

Meh. Out of shits to give, at least temporarily.

I'm gonna have another beer.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (Z8DIA)

26 The DC article doesn't mention whether Francophone students are involved in l'affaire des pronoms, as French has gender-specific forms for "they" and "them" as well as for the third-person singular pronouns, and Canada is officially bilingual.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (3C9q2)

27
I thought they spoke french there, so then those pronouns should be "ler" and "le".

Wait.... that last one seems familiar.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (ODxAs)

28 Black people need special pronouns?

I decline to speculate publicly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (v9gSJ)

29 Free Kolledge. FTW.

Posted by: Golfman at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (48QDY)

30 I'm confused....is Black now a gender?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (Zu3d9)


It's so cute how you are trying to make sense of this.

Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (xVuS6)

31 So, this professor is not a fag?

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2016 06:17 PM (HgMAr)

32 Damn. Italican.

Posted by: Golfman at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (48QDY)

33

basement cat becomes barrel cat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (ODxAs)

34 Dang. Barrel time. Hope there's room with the Ewok in there.

Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (xVuS6)

35 ...and a psychology professor no less.

What the hell would he know about sensitive states of mind?

Posted by: SGT York at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (ITvKk)

36 19 Just use "guys" , I hear that all the time on TV, radio etc, when referring to anyone....male or female...
Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (9FAf7)

Nope, that provokes outrage as well. Just google "you guys" + "sexist"

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (7qAYi)

37

Good point, Basement Cat -- is french now also being changed by the additions of xyr and xeau?

Posted by: ace at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (dciA+)

38 oh good, another formatting issue

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (/CIN4)

39 4 Playing around on 270 to win...I am having a tough time getting to 270 for Trump. Where do people think the real upset may occur? PA, WI, NM, MN, VA?
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at October 20, 2016 06:12 PM (a7FXx)



I noticed Trump really going on and on about bad trade deals...does he think he can swing the Joe Lunchbuckets of PA?

VA, sadly, i think has become an extension of DC and MD, with Demunist drones. And WI, NM, MN? Forget it. Demunist.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

40 My favorite part is how originating 'The Varsity' article online has comments closed. LUL

Posted by: Gman at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (VXoTW)

41 it's canada, and a fooking kollige. who cares? let them communicate like idiots. kardashians, kanye, state dinner, oh look, a shiney squirrel. rape!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

42 Interesting point, CBD.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 20, 2016 06:18 PM (Z8DIA)

43 Children make up their own languages, too. Tiny, infantile children.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (v9gSJ)

44 What did you do, Basement Cat? You know what you did.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (hKDRi)

45 Don't forget the italic gender

Posted by: wooga at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (LlZ3d)

46 This makes something in my genital area itch. I'm not sure what it is, though... that thing that is itching.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (4ng05)

47 >>>23 xir and xe? perfectly cromulant. it's right here in the book of kwyjibo.
Posted by: moronhorde minion

i get the reference. just wanted you to know it landed with at least one person.

Posted by: ace at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (dciA+)

48

Love how every mile marker on the parade of horribles is claimed to be an absurdity, right up until the point it is mandated.

YOU WILL BE MADE TO CARE!!!

Looking back from the present:

Of course boys will never be allowed to shower with girls....

Of course religious institutions will not be required to approve of same sex relationships ...

Of course marriage is for heterosexual couples only ...

____________________________

At this point on this fun ride down the slippery slope, I'm starting to get worried about the claims that it is ridiculous to say that people will be forced into gay sex.

Posted by: imp at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (XIXZz)

49 Hillary's new free college will mean you better do what she says, as she will set the courses, addenda, and everything else, free isn't always free.

Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (9FAf7)

50 ...and a psychology professor no less.

What the hell would he know about sensitive states of mind?

Posted by: SGT York

----

Well, they only have two weapons in their arsenal:

1.) Drug 'em.

2.) If drugs don't work... well, then it must not be a malady anymore. Take it out of the DSM.

Posted by: RKae at October 20, 2016 06:20 PM (KFnnG)

51 We are living in Heinlein's Crazy Years.

And it will be getting worse.

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2016 06:20 PM (Rtl0g)

52 I almost didn't notice the italics,been that kind of dayl

Posted by: Yo! at October 20, 2016 06:20 PM (GwIKd)

53 47 >>>23 xir and xe? perfectly cromulant. it's right here in the book of kwyjibo.
Posted by: moronhorde minion

i get the reference. just wanted you to know it landed with at least one person.
Posted by: ace at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (dciA+)

Someone at work has a "KWYJIBO" vanity plate.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 06:20 PM (7qAYi)

54 Posted by: imp at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (XIXZz)

I'm registered Democrat. They'll come for me last.

Posted by: Golfman at October 20, 2016 06:20 PM (48QDY)

55
Oh holy crap, Obama now says he had nothing to do with skyrocketing insurance premiums.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (ODxAs)

56 do they have a huge vagina shaped arch to walk through too? if not, it means nothing. what every kollige needs is a sawzall powered dildo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (KP5rU)

57 Don't know about PA, Nick. People outside of Filthadelphia and Pittsburgh are really pissed. And the assholes in those cuties arent real keen on her, either. But, they are dutiful commies and pull the lever anyway.

How big the voter fraud will be is the question.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (89T5c)

58 Fuck xem all.

Posted by: Mega at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (EdXI9)

59 I fully support the guy. But is it me, or does he sound like Kermit the Frog?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (qJhUV)

60 What does this have to do with black students? Is that what "intersectionality" means?

Posted by: SimonGruber at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (rX06+)

61 You know what?

This isn't so funny anymore. It's going to trickle down to our world.

Let's call it Trickle Down Totalitarianism.

Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (q177U)

62 cuties=cities

Posted by: Hillary! at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (89T5c)

63 <<>>>23 xir and xe? perfectly cromulant. it's right here in the book of kwyjibo.

Posted by: moronhorde minion



>>i get the reference. just wanted you to know it landed with at least one person.


...and another. Assiclay Impsonssay.

("Kwyjibo on the loose!")

Posted by: SGT York at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (ITvKk)

64
I'm confused....is Black now a gender?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (Zu3d9)
------------

Oh sure h8r, get caught up in minutiae.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (uHcnA)

65 "Hey, dumbass" is still gender neutral.

Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (/O5Ax)

66 If Trump had anybody with a brain in his staff he'd have mentioned Lyndon Johnson and Ballot Box 13. He could challenge people to Google it.

It's only the clearest example of election fraud. You guys are so dumb.

Posted by: Maurice at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (csjq3)

67 Posted by: Mega at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (EdXI9)

Well done.

Posted by: Golfman at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (48QDY)

68 57 Don't know about PA, Nick. People outside of Filthadelphia and Pittsburgh are really pissed. And the assholes in those cuties arent real keen on her, either. But, they are dutiful commies and pull the lever anyway.

How big the voter fraud will be is the question.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (89T5c)

The internals for Philadelphia must be horrible for her. At least once a week she, or one of the Democrat big guns, comes here to campaign.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (7qAYi)

69 49 Hillary's new free college will mean you better do what she says, as she will set the courses, addenda, and everything else, free isn't always free.
Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (9FAf7)


I've been telling people this all year. Of course they want all the earners to pay for all the kids to get several years of indoctrination while away from their parents at happytime booze & sex camp. Except they are really going to make the sex part extra confusing so that everyone is always guilty of something. Thus acting as a further catalyst to the indoctrination effectiveness.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 20, 2016 06:23 PM (hKDRi)

70 61 They try the crazy shit on the college campuses first.

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2016 06:23 PM (fA75F)

71 off filthy bitch sock!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2016 06:24 PM (89T5c)

72 I appreciate the generosity of spirit of libtards who seek to deliver absolute power into the hands of the insane, the sadistic, the perverse. I just wish they would confine such sacrifices to themselves, and not try to involve the rest of us in it.

The insane one or two on college campuses that demand this would not be a problem if they were not humored and appeased by the other libprogs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2016 06:24 PM (iFgwk)

73 Posted by: Nick in South Bend at October 20, 2016 06:12 PM (a7FXx)


Right now I think WI is his best route, and that doesn't look good at all.

I have him with 265...absolutely best case without WI.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 06:24 PM (Zu3d9)

74 And this is why we need a wall on the northern border as well.

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2016 06:24 PM (z/Ubi)

75 Posted by: imp at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (XIXZz)


Bob Hope got out of California before it became mandatory.

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2016 06:24 PM (Rtl0g)

76 Sidebar asks about books to toughen the mind that delve into the psychology of the warrior. I have a couple books to recommend: "On killing: the psychological cost of leaning to kill in war and society" By Dave Grossman. Also "On Combat: the psychology and physiology of Deadly Conflict in War and Peace" Also by Dave Grossman.


there is a video and also audio lecture much harder to find called "The Bulletproof Mind" by Grossman. You can find it in VHS on Amazon right now. theres just two. Grimmy found his copy taped inside the side of a desk drawer when he took a position as a staff NCO.


I cant think of anything more useful for anyone man or woman who wants to make it through the Burning Times, go on Deployment or just live in a tough neighborhood.


nobody in any of these suggested books or lectures would be hurt by the wrong pronoun. We have to remember what actual pain and wounding is and what is not. Believe it or not sleep is way more important that one would think and crucial to not going crazy, in tough situations.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 06:24 PM (YhV5r)

77 Even online colleges going full SJW.Geesh.

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2016 06:24 PM (fA75F)

78 I would not do it if I were the Professor.

I would hold the line, they would have to continue paying me, assuming no violation of Written University Policy, and while the kerfluffle was going on, I would find another job.
And write a book, and appear on conservative web sites.

He would have his integrity intact, and the chance of being an icon of such, on the Right.

No amount of grovelling on his part will fix it, anyway.

Posted by: tubal at October 20, 2016 06:25 PM (d6TTt)

79 Drugs kicked in. Out of the slumber.

Posted by: Golfman at October 20, 2016 06:25 PM (48QDY)

80 Call me Rintintin and don't sniff my butt.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 20, 2016 06:25 PM (tH2F0)

81 Today I am self-identifying as a genderless,misogynist islamophobic honey badger. You may address me as Miz Badger. Do not, upon violation of some code of ethics, ever call me Honey or Bunches of Oats or I will file a protest.

Oops, oh, wait! I still have a gender thing in pants. Dang. The trifecta of Dims not met.

I feel badly for whatever generation is dealing with this hyperbole. And people not naming their children and letting them determine their gender or if they are German Shepherds. "My genderless child drinks out of the dog bowl and eats her kibble!" Note: dog is female aka bitch like Haggard (no offense to female German Shepherds).

It is like we are in a really, really bad movie, no?

Um, why not educate the students vs worrying about gender neutral bullshart. My Ken doll had more balls than these twits. I can see them now with their man-buns askew and their black horn-rim glasses, so effete. So erudite. So pathetic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at October 20, 2016 06:25 PM (Cx8BK)

82 The they/their thing drives me batty. Unless, perhaps, the student in question has multiple personality disorder in which case he shouldn't be in college in the first place.

Posted by: Lauren at October 20, 2016 06:26 PM (rT4LQ)

83 " They try the crazy shit on the college campuses first"

Yeah....

Posted by: Timothy Leary at October 20, 2016 06:26 PM (C9pBZ)

84 57 Don't know about PA, Nick. People outside of Filthadelphia and Pittsburgh are really pissed. And the assholes in those cuties arent real keen on her, either. But, they are dutiful commies and pull the lever anyway.

How big the voter fraud will be is the question.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 20, 2016 06:21 PM (89T5c)



This is why I do despair. Trump CAN pull out a win without PA if he takes FL, NC, OH, IN, NH, IA and CO, 272 to 266. Otherwise, we are looking at the tyranny of the Clitler. :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:26 PM (ujg0T)

85 <<At this point on this fun ride down the slippery slope, I'm starting to
get worried about the claims that it is ridiculous to say that people
will be forced into gay sex>>

One wonders what was going on within Rome's gates when the Visigoths stood outside and Alaric told them to bring out their spoils or forfeit their lives.

Posted by: SGT York at October 20, 2016 06:26 PM (ITvKk)

86 Is everybody in Toronto crazy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 06:26 PM (Nwg0u)

87 Maybe we read the tea leaves wrong and Putin is SMOD.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2016 06:26 PM (dnWSK)

88 Why give toddlers guns, when you can just recklessly arm them with mismatched pronouns?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 20, 2016 06:26 PM (GX63o)

89 Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (7qAYi)


Just keep mentioning the phrase "Super Predator"

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2016 06:27 PM (Rtl0g)

90 What does this have to do with black students? Is that what "intersectionality" means?
Posted by: SimonGruber


It means if you're a sexist, you're automatically every other 'ist.

IE, straight white men are responsible for all bad things.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2016 06:27 PM (V3IFq)

91 "We are living in Heinlein's Crazy Years. "

and the sooner the vets get their shit together, the better

Posted by: Grad School Fool at October 20, 2016 06:27 PM (swEzU)

92 Let's hope this turns out just like our Great Conversion to the Metric System. Everybody wakes up one morning and says, "Wow. What the fuck were we thinking?"

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 06:27 PM (qJhUV)

93 "Obama now says he had nothing to do with skyrocketing insurance premiums."

And the media will dutifully report that as fact.

Posted by: Lauren at October 20, 2016 06:27 PM (rT4LQ)

94 Obama also has nothing to do with the bad economy.
The MFM

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2016 06:28 PM (fA75F)

95 Another entertaining video from P. J. Watson:

https://tinyurl.com/gugjje9

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 20, 2016 06:28 PM (4ng05)

96 It's a culture of gaslighting.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 06:28 PM (qUNWi)

97 Top Story on ABC News

Trump won't accept the results of the election.


Nope, no bias there!

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2016 06:28 PM (Rtl0g)

98
Tensions flare at rally supporting free speech, Dr. Jordan Peterson. Event on campus devolves into conflict, isolated incidents of assault

Protestors of the event came to disrupt the rally. Peterson opened the rally and was drowned out by blasts of white noise coming from speakers set up behind him.

Qaiser Ali, one of the organizers of the trans and non-binary teach-in told The Varsity that "the goal with the noise disruption, which is a tactic that has been used before, is not to suppress anyone's free speech BUT rather not to take some speech lying down."

http://tinyurl.com/zmu4x6b

and so on....

Kinda hard to follow the article because it was written in Canadian and the author simply insists on using preferred pronouns, so a lot of things involving "they" get hard to follow.

But, apparently the Hell's Angels showed up to lend a certain Altamont je ne sais quoi to the festivities.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 20, 2016 06:29 PM (kdS6q)

99 Cultural gaslighting?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 06:29 PM (qUNWi)

100 I thought Xir was the head of the Kodan Armada.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 20, 2016 06:29 PM (4ErVI)

101 66 If Trump had anybody with a brain in his staff he'd have mentioned Lyndon Johnson and Ballot Box 13. He could challenge people to Google it.

It's only the clearest example of election fraud. You guys are so dumb.
Posted by: Maurice at October 20, 2016 06:22 PM (csjq3)



Nobody younger than 51 as of today even had the chance to vote for *Reagan*. Let alone remember LBJ. Like the LIVs will care? How out of it are you?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:29 PM (ujg0T)

102 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at October 20, 2016 06:25 PM (Cx8BK)
---------------

You forgot the "Bite moi," otherwise it was perfect.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 06:29 PM (uHcnA)

103 Can't we just call all of them "Pat"?
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2016 06:14 PM (fA75F)

It's Patrick you Genderist, Racist, Homophobic.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 06:30 PM (dKiJG)

104 You know what time it is.

Posted by: 1984 at October 20, 2016 06:30 PM (WuRdh)

105 I had nothing to do with that thing which happened in your mouth.

Posted by: B. Obama @ Man's Country at October 20, 2016 06:30 PM (8OYMp)

106 Could we have a thread to discuss the nature of good and evil and God and free will and stuff? There was some good discussion going on earlier, on the hobby/get a life thread.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 20, 2016 06:30 PM (BcNLK)

107 I'm confused....is Black now a gender?

-
Why not? Everything else is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 06:30 PM (Nwg0u)

108 Yea. I top out at 266.

http://www.270towin.com/maps/XdAYQ

Right now, I doubt he even wins all of those. But I really strain to get him above that.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at October 20, 2016 06:30 PM (a7FXx)

109 21 Beware the Pink Glare of Canuck Fury
Posted by: wooga at October 20, 2016 06:16 PM (LlZ3d)
---
Lavender, sir/madam. It's more inclusive.

Actually, Lavender Glare would be a great band name.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 06:30 PM (EnKk6)

110 Hillary's new free college will mean you better do what she says, as
she will set the courses, addenda, and everything else, free isn't
always free.

And all enforced by my armed to the teeth Toddler Army!!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 20, 2016 06:30 PM (qJhUV)

111 He should come into work in a crown and force people to call him "your majesty."

Posted by: bjk at October 20, 2016 06:31 PM (5kLZN)

112 Well I'm glad we finally addressed this gender identity crisis.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 06:31 PM (Sfs6o)

113 WikiLeaks telegraphs leaks in honor of Kaine and Brazile.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 20, 2016 06:31 PM (4ng05)

114 Oh look, a little blue on blue action:



https://tinyurl.com/h3kz6sv



Twitter hired a guy to run their virtual reality project. Then fired him 48 hours later for a 2013 facebook post.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 20, 2016 06:31 PM (GUBah)

115 103 Let's hope this turns out just like our Great Conversion to the Metric System. Everybody wakes up one morning and says, "Wow. What the fuck were we thinking?"

OK I get it, the whole base-10 thing makes metric damn convenient for STEM applications, but come on - pre-metric measures are just so much more freakin' cool. Have you ever lost a whole afternoon just internet rabbit-trailing on the origins, meanings, and relationships of archaic (or just uncommon) measuring units? (Or monetary units?)

Yeah, I'm that much of nerd.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 20, 2016 06:31 PM (hKDRi)

116 If your pronouns aren't recognized by standard spellcheck, they aren't real.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 06:31 PM (v9gSJ)

117 I am beginning to think that the only proper response to crap like this is artillery.

Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2016 06:32 PM (TppKb)

118 100 I thought Xir was the head of the Kodan Armada.

I always thought that was Zir or Zur. And... why was he a different species (apparently) than the Kodans? Some mysteries remain unsolved.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 20, 2016 06:33 PM (hKDRi)

119 So does this mean I can make people call me Dr?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 06:33 PM (dKiJG)

120 Have you factored in Maine?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 06:33 PM (BS8yt)

121 The biggest challenge I will face is caliber selection when the shooting starts.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 06:34 PM (Sfs6o)

122 bjk is now to be referred to "Your Majesty."

Posted by: Your Majesty at October 20, 2016 06:34 PM (5kLZN)

123 Whoa, Canada.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 20, 2016 06:34 PM (jPoCB)

124 Iowahawk provide a convenient analogy to describe today's media:

https://tinyurl.com/gn6rx8b

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 20, 2016 06:35 PM (4ng05)

125 It sucks for non conformist professors but I enjoy insulting some by saying "Sorry, which pronoun do you go by?" Kill 'em with kindness.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 20, 2016 06:35 PM (5hp5+)

126 or is it a metaphor?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 20, 2016 06:35 PM (4ng05)

127 Yeah, I'm that much of nerd.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 20, 2016 06:31 PM (hKDRi)

My Chem 1 professor had us convert the speed of light from meters/sec to furlongs/fortnight.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 06:35 PM (Zu3d9)

128 93 "Obama now says he had nothing to do with skyrocketing insurance premiums."

And the media will dutifully report that as fact.
Posted by: Lauren at October 20, 2016 06:27 PM (rT4LQ)



Demanding insured pay for uninsured. Who knew?

It's like Hugo Chavez blaming the stores for not being willing to sell at a loss.

From the bimbo Sandra Fluke carping about birth control to the caterwauling about "pre-existing conditions", it is like nobody understands how insurance actually works. Oh wait....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:35 PM (ujg0T)

129 Also Michigan could be in play

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 06:36 PM (BS8yt)

130 So does this mean I can make people call me Dr?"

Xir. If you say so.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 20, 2016 06:36 PM (C9pBZ)

131 So does this mean I can make people call me Dr?

Posted by:

Who?

Posted by: T. Ardiss at October 20, 2016 06:36 PM (jPoCB)

132 Were they forbidding "HIM"?

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2016 06:36 PM (BO/km)

133 Please change the name of this blog to "Card of Suit" as "Ace" and "Spades" are now words of hate.

Posted by: Toronto at October 20, 2016 06:37 PM (yEAdf)

134 101 weft cut-loop

If someone starts blaming me for that, I'd love to say, in a low voice, "I didn't know there were any witnesses."

Pulling out a weapon with a caliber starting in 4 will have to wait for the Burning Times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 20, 2016 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

135 128
The biggest challenge I will face is caliber selection when the shooting starts.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 06:34 PM (Sfs6o)


Might I suggest antonyms. They're pointy and negative.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 20, 2016 06:37 PM (GX63o)

136 122,
Asimov wrote a great essay on that...

worth searching for

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 20, 2016 06:37 PM (C9pBZ)

137 127 Have you factored in Maine?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 06:33 PM (BS8yt)



Where Commiechussetts overflow people go to live? Doubtful. NH already succumbed.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:37 PM (ujg0T)

138 Xim was an ancient warlord in the Star Wars universe.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 06:38 PM (7qAYi)

139 Guys, I'm a conservative. Stop alienating me or you WILL regret it. I will slap you across the face with my amputated schlong.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at October 20, 2016 06:38 PM (PjWy4)

140 #69 Of course they want all the earners to pay for all
the kids to get several years of indoctrination while away from their
parents at happytime booze sex camp.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 20, 2016 06:23 PM (hKDRi)
Hey, when Mr. Deplorable's kids were away at college, WE were the ones with happytime booze and sex camp.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 20, 2016 06:38 PM (BcNLK)

141
Also in the UT student newspaper, this:

Letter from the editor: False balance does not belong in The Varsity

Given the divisive events of last week, it is important to remember that not all disagreements are balanced. Those who came to the rally advocating for social justice engaged in a range of protest activities, which included blasting white noise over the sound of rally speakers.

While the tactics this group employed are not beyond scrutiny, it is essential to recognize that the cause of this group is legitimate in a way that the cause of those propagating hate speech will never be. Those who would have The Varsity present the former's cause on equal footing with the latter's will be disappointed.

http://tinyurl.com/jy4ahtb

Don't be surprised it all the editors who signed off on that are interning at the NYT next summer.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 20, 2016 06:38 PM (kdS6q)

142 Bulldoze all the universities without exception.

Posted by: CanaDave at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (PILKW)

143 I gave him one vote from Maine already.

http://www.270towin.com/maps/XdAYQ

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (a7FXx)

144 Popcorn time! O'Keefe is now saying that PV got an "intern" in and has audio of Creamer. In the White House.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (GUBah)

145 Have you ever lost a whole afternoon just internet rabbit-trailing on
the origins, meanings, and relationships of archaic (or just uncommon)
measuring units? (Or monetary units?)

Why...no. No, I haven't.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (qJhUV)

146 Did anyone say that it's a stupid time to be alive bc it's a stupid time to be alive.

At least it makes me feel smart and superior to these dumbasses

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (6IPEM)

147
Man the one thing from the debate I thought would be all over today was hillary's claim they paid out 90% of the foundation funds to charities when it is only 6%,

Hardly even got noticed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (ODxAs)

148 "92 Let's hope this turns out just like our Great Conversion to the Metric System. Everybody wakes up one morning and says, "Wow. What the fuck were we thinking?"

Posted by: tu3031"


O
M
G

From your mouth to His ears.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (Z8DIA)

149 "Guys"? That's a hate crime. BANHAMMER?

Posted by: Your Majesty at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (5kLZN)

150 "Asshole" is a genderless pronoun.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (PRf2R)

151 Lewis Carroll:
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy."

He said "boy"! He said "boy"!

Posted by: Thoughtless Police at October 20, 2016 06:40 PM (Ndje9)

152 I grow weary of this unbelievably stupid horseshit. However it does have a rather nefarious purpose of further destroying language and further tearing down the very idea of fixed, objectively observable truths. It's just more post-modernist nihilism.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 20, 2016 06:40 PM (0mRoj)

153 It's 90% if you consider the Clintons and their buddies charity.

Posted by: Your Majesty at October 20, 2016 06:40 PM (5kLZN)

154 >> Everybody wakes up one morning and says, "Wow.
>> What the fuck were we thinking?

And almost everything that matters - everything industrial - is metric anyway now.

In any kind of a commercial environment you've got to deal with both systems, but if you're manufacturing, you're likely doing it in metric units.

Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2016 06:41 PM (TppKb)

155 O'Keefe on that twatter: https://tinyurl.com/jd7drnl

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 20, 2016 06:42 PM (GUBah)

156 If only there were no men, humanity wouldn't have all this strife.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at October 20, 2016 06:42 PM (PjWy4)

157
Hardly even got noticed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (ODxAs)


Trump should have jumped all over that.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 20, 2016 06:42 PM (lKyWE)

158 Italics are chicks right?

Posted by: Yo! at October 20, 2016 06:42 PM (GwIKd)

159 "Asshole" is a genderless pronoun.

And "cocksucker" could also apply to any gender.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 06:42 PM (qJhUV)

160
Bulldoze all the universities without exception.
Posted by: CanaDave



"To keep you is no benefit, to destroy you is no loss."

- Pol Pot

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 20, 2016 06:42 PM (kdS6q)

161 Does everybody in this stupid administration have a secret email? Seriously, wtf is going on?

Posted by: IC at October 20, 2016 06:42 PM (OiiIG)

162 Country Singer @ 144. I may have a done fall out like Hilz if this gets better.

Release all,please, PLEASE soon. People are voting.

I need some of that diazepam and to be followed by Hilz doctor with the pen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (Cx8BK)

163 >> "Asshole" is a genderless pronoun.

That's true, but it's got a certain hairyness to it.

Perhaps zsshole would be preferable.

Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (TppKb)

164 Chucklehead is gender neutral, maybe he could use that when refering to these idiots.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (6n332)

165 Lewis Carroll:
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?



All I got was shunned.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (mgbwf)

166 It's 90% if you consider the Clintons and their buddies charity.

-
Well, it's not like Chelsea can earn money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (Nwg0u)

167 143 I gave him one vote from Maine already.

http://www.270towin.com/maps/XdAYQ
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (a7FXx)



How did you do that? I try to split ME and NE and can't.

By the way, if we could just get CA to have ME or NE style voting rules, we would not be in such a pickle. At least 1/3 of its congressional districts would not vote Commiecrat if they had the chance.

Ballot initiative anyone?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (ujg0T)

168 Just keep mentioning the phrase "Super Predator"
Posted by: rd at October 20, 2016 06:27 PM (Rtl0g)




Maybe she just has a thing against dreadlocks.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (GUBah)

169 143 122,
Asimov wrote a great essay on that...

worth searching for


Well thanks, only 10 minutes in and I can see that this will be at least an hour of enjoyable reads from related links.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (hKDRi)

170 Have to say it's going to be difficult not to grab the M1A with iron sights. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 06:44 PM (Sfs6o)

171 University of Toronto faculty signed a letter criticizing hate speech against their transgender and black students in light of a fellow professor's refusal to use "genderless pronouns."

What's the connection between gender pronouns and blacks?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (zc3Db)

172 Trump should have jumped all over that.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 20, 2016 06:42
*****
Yup. So many missed opportunities

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (6IPEM)

173 More reports that Pentagon is upset about Hillary divulging classified nuclear information.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (4ng05)

174 Google ballot box Lyndon Johnson ballot box 13. If Trump had mentioned something so obscure all sorts of people would've googled it.

It has nothing to do with Reagan. You would actually know the story to understand. Or go ahead and be pigheaded - it's your loss.

Posted by: Maurice at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (csjq3)

175 171 University of Toronto faculty signed a letter criticizing hate speech against their transgender and black students in light of a fellow professor's refusal to use "genderless pronouns."

What's the connection between gender pronouns and blacks?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (zc3Db)

Unity in oppression? Only thing I can think of.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 20, 2016 06:46 PM (0mRoj)

176 I wonder if the audio in the WH is Obama.

Nah, that would be too good to be true.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 20, 2016 06:46 PM (4ErVI)

177 Robert Creamer, while in jail, concocted key principles of ObamaCare as a way to advance the Leftist agenda. (Gruber got hired to put add the pseudo-economic cowbell.)

The Wikileaks / Veritas revelations show that there's just a few dozen of these interconnected fuckers who have been behind all the bad shit of the Obama years.

It's like finding out that a couple of dozen studio musicians were actually behind all those great hits in the 1960s and 1970s.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 20, 2016 06:46 PM (r1fLd)

178 What's the connection between gender pronouns and blacks?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (zc3Db)



Affirmative Action. Black people *always* have to be thrown into the mix, even when, as is the case with "teh gheys", they wish not to be.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:46 PM (ujg0T)

179 Lyndon Johnson ballot box 13

Posted by: Maurice at October 20, 2016 06:47 PM (csjq3)

180 What's the connection between gender pronouns and blacks?

Just another arrow in the PC quiver.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 06:47 PM (qJhUV)

181 Man the one thing from the debate I thought would be
all over today was hillary's claim they paid out 90% of the foundation
funds to charities when it is only 6%,

Hardly even got noticed.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 20, 2016 06:39 PM (ODxAs)
===========Me too. This is crazyworld, right here. Donald should have been all over that. Pointed a finger at her and said "YOU LIE! Name one watchdog that gave CF a good rating."

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 20, 2016 06:48 PM (BcNLK)

182
Our species comes in 2 flavors--male and female.

There are already adequate descriptors defining each.

Confusion as to which particular is a mental/emotional issue, having zero to do with genetics.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 20, 2016 06:48 PM (X35Yt)

183 167----Ballot initiative anyone?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:43 PM (ujg0T)
-------------------------------
It's too late for Cali. They'd never let it happen.

But states that still have a significant anti-Left presence need to work on that NOW.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2016 06:48 PM (Nox3c)

184 Little tyrants forcing people to use nonsense words with fanciful meanings, when what they really mean is 'Asshole'.

Yeah, this'll really move the human race forward.

Posted by: Nick Valentine at October 20, 2016 06:49 PM (xZKFb)

185 Man the one thing from the debate I thought would be all over today was hillary's claim they paid out 90% of the foundation funds to charities when it is only 6%,

Hardly even got noticed.

-
Hillz's fib about that missing $6 B being debunked deserves some attention, too. That missing $6 B is the result of either her blithering buffoonery or one of her criminal schemes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 06:49 PM (Nwg0u)

186 168 Just keep mentioning the phrase "Super Predator"
Posted by: rd at October 20, 2016 06:27 PM (Rtl0g)
------------
I mentioned the other day that I've been listing my occupation as 'Astronaut' and Atomic Scientist' on a bunch of nosey and pointless forms I have been asked to complete in the last few weeks. I'm happy to report that I've now added 'Super Genius' to my resume.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 06:49 PM (Sfs6o)

187 I have only one comment-I hope this professor wins!
We are born with male or female parts. I think all this is BS! And concocted to make big $$ for the psychiatrists, doctors to prescribe hormones, surgeons & to make some sad kids think they're the wrong sex!

Posted by: Carol at October 20, 2016 06:50 PM (sj3Ax)

188 Hey, you don't have to convince me to hate my home province of Ontario any further than I already do...




Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 06:50 PM (2L42J)

189
This is an attack on ALL women!

KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF OUR PRONOUNS

Posted by: MeAgain ! at October 20, 2016 06:50 PM (d31ks)

190 The debates need to end because liars will just lie and it ends up being he said/she said.

Trump called her a liar several times I think.

Also, outside of the Dem true believers everybody thinks the Clintons are crooked. People immediately filter her as a liar.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 06:50 PM (BS8yt)

191 More reports that Pentagon is upset about Hillary divulging classified nuclear information.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (4ng05)


I'd lay 10:1 odds she got it wrong, anyway.

Barky did the same thing (if people recall) when he blurted out the size of Britain's nuclear arsenal. True, he was only stabbing the Brits in the face ... but he had already done some work on us when he turned over the pictures and info on CIA interrogators to the "lawyers" representing the terrorist scumbags. And I think he also revealed secrets about our nuclear arsenal publicly ... before he single-handedly started decimating it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:51 PM (zc3Db)

192 It gets worse. Check out this video of protesters shouting the professor down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAlPjMiaKdw

They won't even engage in argument, even when invited to state their case. They simply seek to censor by yelling over him.

Posted by: Warden at October 20, 2016 06:51 PM (MZ8Zz)

193
It's too late for Cali. They'd never let it happen.

There was a group thst tried to float that idea a few years ago,they were silenced pretty quickly.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 20, 2016 06:51 PM (lKyWE)

194 I prefer to be addressed as an envelope.

Posted by: Dick Les at October 20, 2016 06:52 PM (jPoCB)

195 I'm happy to report that I've now added 'Super Genius' to my resume.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 06:49 PM (Sfs6o)

Self-identifying as an atomic scientist, astronaut or a super-genius (which you already are) is perfectly fine and acceptable.

I now self-identify as all victim groups as it serves my needs.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 06:52 PM (2L42J)

196 Someone posted this GIF on Gab with the caption:


DNC Headquarters the last two days:

http://tinyurl.com/gszpw4x

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 20, 2016 06:52 PM (Enq6K)

197 174 Google ballot box Lyndon Johnson ballot box 13. If Trump had mentioned something so obscure all sorts of people would've googled it.

It has nothing to do with Reagan. You would actually know the story to understand. Or go ahead and be pigheaded - it's your loss.
Posted by: Maurice at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (csjq3)



I am well aware of it. But the LIVs won't care, and heck, you might as well bring up "Dewey Defeats Truman", if you are going to reach *that* far back.

Then again, you still believe the Weakly Standard and the NRO post-Buckley are valid.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:52 PM (ujg0T)

198 >>>What's the connection between gender pronouns and blacks?
>>>Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (zc3Db)

Unity in oppression? Only thing I can think of.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 20, 2016 06:46 PM (0mRoj)


I'm sure the blacks must be thrilled to be lumped in with a bunch of mental case freakazoids.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:53 PM (zc3Db)

199 What if he uses pronouns that he says are genderless? Like fuckyou, pieceo'shit, and the like?

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 06:53 PM (7H/2n)

200 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 06:52 PM (2L42J)
----------
I perceive your victimhood!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 06:53 PM (Sfs6o)

201 Country Singer...just went to wiki and O'Keefe's twitter and am dying.

Maybe the drip drip drip psych ops is to make some of the rats jump ship and sing like canaries. Hell, I want them to suffer as I have for 8 yrs. I want the WH on full go crazy right now spin. I want the same for the Hag, her merry band of criminals and the DNC to be borrowing Hag's Depends for the shart festival at hand.

No wonder the DNC bus had to release their foulness all over that Georgia street. Never a better time to buy Immodium stock, Morons!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at October 20, 2016 06:54 PM (Cx8BK)

202 I work in academia and recently had a journal article submission rejected. One of the reviewers WENT OFF not about the merits of the article, but because I used the word "his" in the article.

The only time I wrote it was when discussing the George W. Bush administration as "his" administration.

Posted by: Doc at October 20, 2016 06:54 PM (Vgl4t)

203 zerohedge - Wikileaks is releasing the first batch of emails from Obama's secret email address.....



This election just got interesting....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 06:54 PM (2L42J)

204 A modest proposal.

We could end the inherent sexism in our language by the simple expedient of castrating all newborn male infants.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 20, 2016 06:55 PM (r1fLd)

205 Is this a Lou Reed post?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 06:55 PM (6Ll1u)

206 >>> It's 90% if you consider the Clintons and their buddies charity.
...

Well, they did leave the White House destitute, according to Hillary. It was so bad they had to resort to stealing White House furniture for their new multimillion dollar house in Chappaqua so that Hillary could pretend to be a New Yorker.

You don't want them to be forced to steal again, do you? ...wait... ummm... nevermind

Posted by: Damiano at October 20, 2016 06:55 PM (71OEY)

207 I am more than a boy. More than a girl.

I'm a birl.

Posted by: Moltar the Ungenitaled at October 20, 2016 06:56 PM (d31ks)

208 193
It's too late for Cali. They'd never let it happen.

There was a group thst tried to float that idea a few years ago,they were silenced pretty quickly.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 20, 2016 06:51 PM (lKyWE)



You know, if we had a California Republican Party that actually *did* something, they would have notified all of us left here, and encouraged us to sign the petition and put it on the ballot at least.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:56 PM (ujg0T)

209 198 >>>What's the connection between gender pronouns and blacks?
>>>Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:45 PM (zc3Db)

Unity in oppression? Only thing I can think of.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 20, 2016 06:46 PM (0mRoj)

I'm sure the blacks must be thrilled to be lumped in with a bunch of mental case freakazoids.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:53 PM (zc3Db)

Oh I'm sure. But that's how they get viewed - as "oppressed" groups - and nothing else.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 20, 2016 06:56 PM (0mRoj)

210 IT'S A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE!!

Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at October 20, 2016 06:56 PM (gg/Vm)

211 The only time I wrote it was when discussing the George W. Bush administration as "his" administration.

-
Maybe he's AC/DC. Certainly no pussy grabber.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 06:56 PM (Nwg0u)

212 zerohedge - Wikileaks is releasing the first batch of emails from Obama's secret email address.....



This election just got interesting....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 06:54 PM (2L42J)




His nom de plume is.... Bob Ama!

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 20, 2016 06:56 PM (GUBah)

213 If there is a video of Hag cussing and being raciss, I swear I will never cuss again as long as I live. I will be a good girl forever. Amen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at October 20, 2016 06:56 PM (Cx8BK)

214 It's like finding out that a couple of dozen studio musicians were actually behind all those great hits in the 1960s and 1970s"

Mussel Shoals has got The Swampers?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 20, 2016 06:57 PM (C9pBZ)

215 And according to wikileaks, Obama's secret email address is bobama at ameritech dot com.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 06:57 PM (2L42J)

216 2. using genderless pronouns like "xir" and "xe," which are, get this, not real words

Ace, I'll bet you that the Oxford English Dictionary has them listed as legitimate "words" within two years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 06:58 PM (zc3Db)

217 Let me guess, freaks freak out if you refer to them as it and that, too? You know, genderless pronouns?

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 06:59 PM (7H/2n)

218 202 I work in academia and recently had a journal article submission rejected. One of the reviewers WENT OFF not about the merits of the article, but because I used the word "his" in the article.

The only time I wrote it was when discussing the George W. Bush administration as "his" administration.
Posted by: Doc at October 20, 2016 06:54 PM (Vgl4t)
-----------------------------------
I work in academia too and I believe you.

There have been far, far worse times to be alive ---
but none so stupid.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2016 06:59 PM (Nox3c)

219 NSA contractor amasses huge store of secret documents at home, bigger than even Hillary The Espionage Agent had, and now his lawyers are arguing he "had no intent to break the law".

And we all know that's a valid defense in Comey-World.

https://tinyurl.com/27v23c5

Posted by: MTF at October 20, 2016 07:00 PM (yJwni)

220 By the way, who else has a satellite of love?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 07:00 PM (6Ll1u)

221 2. using genderless pronouns like "xir" and "xe," which are, get this, not real words

We could say the same about "conservative".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 07:00 PM (6FqZa)

222 I'll bet you that the Oxford English Dictionary has them listed as embiggens them to legitimate "words" within two years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 07:01 PM (Nwg0u)

223 And according to wikileaks, Obama's secret email address is bobama at ameritech dot com.

If that's the truth, it's the straw that breaks the camel's back on how totally fucking lazy this asshole is.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 07:01 PM (qJhUV)

224 Is 'retard' gender neutral?

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 07:02 PM (Sfs6o)

225 You can't have a secret government without secret email accounts. I bet they give each other secret code names like "Falcon" & "Diamond Head"

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 07:02 PM (7qAYi)

226 >> using plural pronouns such as "they" or "them" or "their" when only one person is being discussed, in which case the "genderless pronoun" is a grammatical error
________

It's actually perfectly acceptable and was grammatically correct until a couple-few hundred years ago. If you're at the laundrymat and you find something in the dryer, of course it'd be "someone left her bra in the dryer" - but "someone left their sweatshirt in the dryer" is fine.

"Xe" is also acceptable as shorthand for someone who name is Xenon. Otherwise, it's insane.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2016 07:03 PM (HTuMa)

227 Is 'retard' gender neutral?


Hetard or shetard are the gender specifics.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:03 PM (qUNWi)

228 And according to wikileaks, Obama's secret email address is bobama at ameritech dot com
===========================

It's so easy to slip and its so easy to fall....

All the magic's gone away!

Posted by: Lowell George at October 20, 2016 07:03 PM (yJwni)

229 Second look at Ebonics?

Posted by: Damiano at October 20, 2016 07:03 PM (71OEY)

230 and some people think the Tower of Babel is a myth. you're soaking in it.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 20, 2016 07:04 PM (nFwvY)

231 Second look at Ebonics?


ruh roh....

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:04 PM (qUNWi)

232 227 Is 'retard' gender neutral?
Hetard or shetard are the gender specifics.
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:03 PM (qUNWi)
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Thanks!! Sure as hell don't want to insult anyone!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 07:05 PM (Sfs6o)

233 "Mussel Shoals has got The Swampers?"

Wrecking Crew in LA.
Funk Brothers, Motown's house band.
Muscle Shoals Swampers.
Stax Records house band in Memphis


Posted by: Ignoramus at October 20, 2016 07:05 PM (r1fLd)

234 Isn't telling people what words they have to use against freedom of speech?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (qUNWi)

235 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and conceal her actual body shape.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (6IPEM)

236
You can't have a secret government without secret email accounts. I bet
they give each other secret code names like "Falcon" "Diamond
Head"

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 07:02 PM (7qAYi)

But everyone calls them "Skanky" and "Dick Breath".

Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (9RGU3)

237 And according to wikileaks, Obama's secret email address is bobama at ameritech dot com.

What's the password? reggie?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (qJhUV)

238 and some people think the Tower of Babel is a myth. you're soaking in it.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 20, 2016 07:04 PM (nFwvY)

You seem to be implying that the Bible might have some relevant and important lessons to be learned.

Crazy talk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (RwwCT)

239 The universities have been screwing with kids' heads for decades. I'm convinced the left is working towards fomenting a Cultural Revolution at some point, using their army of college-age monsters. The young are the most violent, have immature brains, and are ideologically fanatical. They have no life experience, no perspective, are highly judgmental. So far it's been mostly hysteria about Halloween costumes and such, but how long will it take to reach the 'kill your parents' stage? It was the students in China who went nuclear with Mao's re-ordering of society. Next thing you know, 30 million people are dead. I think we're heading down that road if the brainwashing doesn't end.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 20, 2016 07:07 PM (kma8f)

240

Xetard.

Posted by: Mortimer's deplorable phone at October 20, 2016 07:07 PM (d31ks)

241 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't
tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and
conceal her actual body shape.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (6IPEM)

Scales @ the waste treatment plant say 265.

Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2016 07:07 PM (9RGU3)

242 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and conceal her actual body shape adult diapers and vodka infuser pump.

FIFY

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2016 07:08 PM (+DiO8)

243 235 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and conceal her actual body shape.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (6IPEM)
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Ooh, sweetie, I think this belongs in the category of "things best left unpondered."

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 07:08 PM (uHcnA)

244 'How much do you guys think Hillz weighs?'

1400 lbs dry weight.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2016 07:09 PM (BO/km)

245 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't
tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and
conceal her actual body shape.



What is the density of pure graft?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:09 PM (qUNWi)

246 234 Isn't telling people what words they have to use against freedom of speech?
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (qUNWi)

Of course not. They're still perfectly free to use the specific list of approved words.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 20, 2016 07:09 PM (0mRoj)

247 Hillary takes the shape of her container.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:10 PM (qUNWi)

248 See 244 11.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2016 07:10 PM (BO/km)

249 Name a group that didn't record in mussel schoals

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 07:10 PM (6Ll1u)

250 Isn't telling people what words they have to use against freedom of speech?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:06 PM (qUNWi)


There's no freedom of speech in Canada. There isn't even the pretense of freedom of speech in Canada.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 07:10 PM (zc3Db)

251 Hillary's fupa alone is probably about 10lb.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

252 203 zerohedge - Wikileaks is releasing the first batch of emails from Obama's secret email address.....



This election just got interesting....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 06:54 PM (2L42J)


I'd say it's been "interesting" for a long time, in the ancient Chinese sense.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 20, 2016 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

253 It's been said "'tis better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt".
I applaud all such actions and codes of conduct by universities, colleges, employers, political parties etc. It makes it infinitely easier to identify and avoid the idiots in our midst.

Posted by: jbspry at October 20, 2016 07:12 PM (hxLER)

254 >>> Isn't telling people what words they have to use against freedom of speech?
...

These words you speak of never existed. Why do you insist on torturing yourself, Winston? Just accept that you're mistaken.

Posted by: Damiano at October 20, 2016 07:12 PM (71OEY)

255 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and conceal her actual body shape.

You have to measure displacement, just like with any other old barnacle-encrusted vessel holed through with shipworm.

Posted by: some sea dog at October 20, 2016 07:12 PM (8OYMp)

256 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2016 07:12 PM (kCay7)

257 There's no freedom of speech in Canada. There isn't even the pretense of freedom of speech in Canada.


Ooops sorry....forgot it was a Canukistan thang.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:12 PM (qUNWi)

258 The weeble weights are what keep her upright. They are made from extremely dense cankulminium.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2016 07:12 PM (BO/km)

259 Name a group that didn't record in mussel schoals

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 07:10 PM (6Ll1u)
Hmmmm......The Lettermen?

Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2016 07:13 PM (9RGU3)

260 L'Elle.. my guess is 170-175. She has a pear shape.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 20, 2016 07:13 PM (CNHr1)

261 Name a group that didn't record in mussel schoals

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 07:10 PM (6Ll1u)


Pussy Riot

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 07:14 PM (zc3Db)

262 Remember the Paper Chase, with John Houseman as a really tough professor of law? He wouldn't let anyone get away with any crap.

The guy would be crucified these days. Then, he was held up as this paragon of teaching and honor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2016 07:14 PM (39g3+)

263 media delenda est. I was disappointed to see that Hillary didn't burst into flame and disappear into a puff of smoke.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 07:14 PM (11H2y)

264 Name a group that didn't record in mussel schoals

Question Mark & The Mysterians

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2016 07:15 PM (kCay7)

265 Strange what has been good since language has been used Leftists feel the need to change that.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2016 07:15 PM (sWbjH)

266 235 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and conceal her actual body shape.
Posted by: L, Elle
--------------

You say this like it's a bad thing.
?
I, for one, am very grateful that she is always dressed in a giant ironing board cover.

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 07:16 PM (nXay/)

267 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and conceal her actual body shape.

You have to measure displacement, just like with any other old barnacle-encrusted vessel holed through with shipworm.

-
Eureka!

- Archimedes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 07:16 PM (Nwg0u)

268 Speaking of Paper Chase, was Lindsey Wagner hot or not hot?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:16 PM (qUNWi)

269 I hope Katherine Herridge of Fox...and James O'Keefe of Project Veritas...both hire food tasters, and get someone else to start their cars. And I hope they stay out of Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 07:17 PM (11H2y)

270
Name a group that didn't record in mussel schoals
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Jem and the Holograms.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 20, 2016 07:17 PM (kdS6q)

271 260
L'Elle.. my guess is 170-175. She has a pear shape.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 20, 2016 07:13 PM (CNHr1)

I'd say you're about 25 - 40 lbs. short.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 20, 2016 07:18 PM (Enq6K)

272 Saw a little of Paper Chase a week or so ago
Hot

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2016 07:18 PM (sWbjH)

273 Remember the Paper Chase, with John Houseman as a really tough professor of law? He wouldn't let anyone get away with any crap.

The funniest part of that was him grading finals. Open the bluebook, mark "A". Never even looked at the answers.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 07:18 PM (qJhUV)

274 @268.. was she in that? I don't remember.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 20, 2016 07:18 PM (CNHr1)

275 Lindsey Wagner was hot. No tats either. That you could see.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2016 07:18 PM (BO/km)

276 Speaking of Paper Chase, was Lindsey Wagner hot or not hot?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:16 PM (qUNWi)


Bionic, so probably pretty hot. I think they had nuclear power packs running their bionic limbs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 07:18 PM (zc3Db)

277 >>>What's the connection between gender pronouns and blacks?


Anytime someone steps outside the new social conventions of political correctness they are labeled a "racist" first and foremost. In our society a racist is the worst possible thing you can be called. It's a form of personal assassination and a warning to others who might try do the same.

Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2016 07:19 PM (q177U)

278 257
Ooops sorry....forgot it was a Canukistan thang.
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:12 PM (qUNWi)
--------------------------
You think the US Constitution will protect you?
It will!
But just remember, "The Constitution is whatever five of us says it is."

Posted by: Harry Blackmun at October 20, 2016 07:19 PM (Nox3c)

279 I wrote the other week when Hillary's camp was harping on Trumps weight that she looked like she could use to loose some too.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2016 07:19 PM (sWbjH)

280 36m population/2 = 18m dicks for Trump to punch. Have to spread it out a little the cold may cause cramps.

Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2016 07:20 PM (8J/Te)

281 Professor Jordan Peterson needs to get his dirt out of Boss Kean's ditch.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2016 07:21 PM (R+30W)

282 Tami... I forgot how tall she is. 5'4?? 5'5??

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 20, 2016 07:21 PM (CNHr1)

283 You think the US Constitution will protect you?
It will!
But just remember, "The Constitution is whatever five of us says it is."

Posted by: Harry Blackmun at October 20, 2016 07:19 PM (Nox3c)


Yeah ... but we had it once. Canada has never been anything but the Queen's property.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 07:21 PM (zc3Db)

284 36m population/2 = 18m dicks for Trump to punch. Have to spread it out a little the cold may cause cramps.


It's easier to calculates nut punches.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:21 PM (qUNWi)

285 Ya buncha fairies probably works.

Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2016 07:21 PM (8J/Te)

286 But just remember, "The Constitution is whatever five of us says it is."

Posted by: Harry Blackmun at October 20, 2016 07:19 PM (Nox3c)

Caesar said the law is what I say it is......according to the movie, and its probably something he would have said...

Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2016 07:21 PM (9FAf7)

287 262 Remember the Paper Chase, with John Houseman as a really tough professor of law? He wouldn't let anyone get away with any crap.

The guy would be crucified these days. Then, he was held up as this paragon of teaching and honor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2016 07:14 PM (39g3+)


The poor snowflakes would need trigger warnings every time he opened his mouth.

"Intellectual rigor" discriminates against idiots, after all.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 20, 2016 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

288 282
Tami... I forgot how tall she is. 5'4?? 5'5??

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 20, 2016 07:21 PM (CNHr1)

A search says 5'5"

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 20, 2016 07:22 PM (Enq6K)

289 47 >>>23 xir and xe? perfectly cromulant. it's right here in the book of kwyjibo.
Posted by: moronhorde minion

i get the reference. just wanted you to know it landed with at least one person.
Posted by: ace at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (dciA+)
=====
I don't get.

Posted by: Bort at October 20, 2016 07:22 PM (FP3TD)

290 Hillary has a relaxation juice pump that's set to inject whenever she cackles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 20, 2016 07:22 PM (4ErVI)

291 I think Lou Dobbs is the only news guy I like.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 20, 2016 07:23 PM (Enq6K)

292 A search says 5'5"

I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.

Posted by: oblig. at October 20, 2016 07:23 PM (8OYMp)

293 A search says 5'5"


So 5'3" then.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)

294 Tonight's the Al Smith Dinner. Will Timothy Cardinal Dolan ask point blank for the Slimehag to disavow or apologize for her campaign's anti-Catholic bigotry?

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 07:23 PM (11H2y)

295 Houseman's character in that movie was a huge liberal. Remember the scene with the autographed photos with FDR.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 20, 2016 07:23 PM (4ErVI)

296 Watching Pompeii 2014, but I know how it ends.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2016 07:23 PM (sWbjH)

297 Huma on first meeting Hillary:
"You know, I still remember the look on her face," she continued. "And it's funny, and she would probably be so annoyed that I say this, but I remember thinking, 'Oh my God, she's so beautiful and she's so little!""

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 20, 2016 07:25 PM (r1fLd)

298 Watching Pompeii 2014, but I know how it ends.
With an orgy?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2016 07:25 PM (FP3TD)

299 Hillary will follow more like Ramses
So it as written, so it shall be done

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2016 07:26 PM (sWbjH)

300 Just a question, if I may:

Precisely how many people are there at the University of Toronto who are smart enough to get into an institution of higher learning, but too stupid to know what sex God made them and what organs God gave them? Just how many freakshow escapees are enrolled there who are offended, triggered, and/or microaggressed by the use of the words "he" and "she"?

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 20, 2016 07:26 PM (iIzG7)

301

1400 lbs dry weight.

Posted by: freaked



Oh, SOOOOOOO close! 1,400 pounds, avoirdupois.

Posted by: imp at October 20, 2016 07:27 PM (XIXZz)

302 Two serious answers both from ettes.
You guys are a bunch of jokers.
Which is why I keep coming here and can't quit this place

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:27 PM (6IPEM)

303 They have that stupid "preferred pronoun" rule at the University of Michigan and students are making up crazy-ass pronouns like "Your Exalted Highness" and "Dread Liege Lord." And by university rules, the profs had to address them that way.

If I were at U of M, I might have my preferred pronoun be "Trump is Awesome" and have fun watching heads explode.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 20, 2016 07:27 PM (mrYey)

304 Back from hiking, fantastic. My souvenir for the day is a beautiful little piece of purple-ish agate with some concentric rings. Picked up lots of fossilized bone fragments too, but nothing exciting enough to carry home.

I've got to get a roller or polisher. Have to do some research. Like on the ONT, that usually works.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 20, 2016 07:27 PM (3myMJ)

305 OK, you got me on that one tpop , did you watch the show on pbs? Some good stuff there the Stones went there.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 07:27 PM (6Ll1u)

306
Tonight's the Al Smith Dinner. Will Timothy Cardinal Dolan ask point blank for the Slimehag to disavow or apologize for her campaign's anti-Catholic bigotry?
Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 07:23 PM (11H2y)



He already has.I doubt he will tonight because the event is a charity event,no politics.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 20, 2016 07:28 PM (lKyWE)

307 How much do you guys think Hillz weighs? I can't tell bc her clothes are all designed to cover most of her body and conceal her actual body shape her mechanical exoskeleton and life support system.

FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2016 07:28 PM (kCay7)

308 "Dear Colleague"....

'Nuff sed.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 20, 2016 07:28 PM (J8/9G)

309 Tami... I think u may be right then. I'm judging by my mom, who is 5'5 and she weighs 170. Hillary looks fatter than my mom.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 20, 2016 07:28 PM (CNHr1)

310 I, for one, am very grateful that she is always dressed in a giant ironing board cover.

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 07:16 PM (nXay/)


It's not an ironing board cover, it's a very large oven mitt.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 20, 2016 07:29 PM (mrYey)

311 "Tonight's the Al Smith Dinner. Will Timothy Cardinal Dolan ask point blank for the Slimehag to disavow or apologize for her campaign's anti-Catholic bigotry?"
"He already has.I doubt he will tonight because the event is a charity event,no politics."

Also Irish hospitality says no. Like that guest rite thing in Game of Thrones.

What I wouldn't give for a Red Wedding Scene instead.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 20, 2016 07:30 PM (r1fLd)

312 Houseman's character in that movie was a huge liberal. Remember the scene with the autographed photos with FDR.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 20, 2016 07:23 PM (4ErVI)


Heh.

FDR's greatest distinction is that he is the only American individual to ever have a Constitutional Amendment passed (pretty much the moment he kicked the bucket) in order to disallow anyone, who might be as selfish and power-hungry as he was, from doing what he did ever again. That is his real claim to fame.

The only person ever to have a Constitutional Amendment passed that said, "Don't be the same sort of selfish prick that this guy was." Yep. Do they ever teach that in school? Nope.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 07:31 PM (zc3Db)

313 Poor bastard....he is the only sane man in a lunatic asylum.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2016 07:31 PM (ej1L0)

314 300--- It's a tiny, tiny percentage that cares about the thing itself.
A more significant minority cares about the sheer power of bullying and the destruction of Western civilization.
A majority are terrified of being called raaacibigothomoislamophobes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2016 07:31 PM (Nox3c)

315 Is there a way to do a string search in older posts? I'm looking for Ace's deconstruction of Donald Trump's speech patterns. IIRC it was a few months back and we did a kind of 'talk like The Donald' thread where everyone used the same pattern to create their own posts.

Posted by: scoville unit at October 20, 2016 07:32 PM (hWh8W)

316 Why would gender sensitive individuals think that I'm talking about them in the first place? I'm not. Now fuck off.

Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2016 07:32 PM (cyoBN)

317 Just call the freaks, "it". Problem solved.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2016 07:32 PM (bKHc1)

318 This is why I do despair. Trump CAN pull out a win without PA if he takes FL, NC, OH, IN, NH, IA and CO, 272 to 266. Otherwise, we are looking at the tyranny of the Clitler. :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 20, 2016 06:26 PM (ujg0T)

If it's that close you know damn well the Prog scum will cry foul and drag this out for weeks or months.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 20, 2016 07:32 PM (Q6/bf)

319 >>
Hillary's fupa alone is probably about 10lb.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Nearer 15 when it's resting on the back of your head.

Posted by: Hillary at October 20, 2016 07:33 PM (5huyv)

320 Damn straight imagonna avoird ur pois whatever the hell that is.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2016 07:33 PM (BO/km)

321

Definition of avoirdupois

1: avoirdupois: system of weight based on a pound of 16 ounces or 7,000 grains, widely used in English-speaking countries

2: weight, heaviness; especially : personal weight, e.g. an avoirdupois woman

Posted by: imp at October 20, 2016 07:36 PM (XIXZz)

322 Is there a way to do a string search in older posts? I'm looking for Ace's deconstruction of Donald Trump's speech patterns. IIRC it was a few months back and we did a kind of 'talk like The Donald' thread where everyone used the same pattern to create their own posts.

Posted by: scoville unit at October 20, 2016 07:32 PM (hWh8W)


Only way I've found is Google's advanced search, but that's not always reliable

http://www.google.com/advanced_search

Remember the 'below the fold' domain (acecomments.mu.nu) is different than ace's main domain (ace.mu.nu). You may have to search both.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 20, 2016 07:36 PM (mrYey)

323 As a professor at a community college - if someone asked me to use a ridiculous pronoun for them I would probably just avoid using pronouns as regards them period. If a transgender student has had a name change and wants me to use their new name, I will do that - I see it as a religious belief (which, it is), and if it doesn't interfere with class I'll be happen to address you as your religious beliefs require. My only personal concern is that some other student would refuse to use either their "proper" name or pronouns and I would refuse to make them - because I would refuse, I'm not going to force another student to cater to your religious beliefs. For that I could conceivably get into hot water.

Posted by: David at October 20, 2016 07:36 PM (whLd8)

324 48

Love how every mile marker on the parade of horribles is claimed to be an absurdity, right up until the point it is mandated.

YOU WILL BE MADE TO CARE!!!

Looking back from the present:

Of course boys will never be allowed to shower with girls....

Of course religious institutions will not be required to approve of same sex relationships ...

Of course marriage is for heterosexual couples only ...

____________________________

At this point on this fun ride down the slippery slope, I'm starting to get worried about the claims that it is ridiculous to say that people will be forced into gay sex.
Posted by: imp at October 20, 2016 06:19 PM (XIXZz)

Gay sex is apparently quite common in prisons. Prolly in re-education camps too.

Posted by: cornbred at October 20, 2016 07:37 PM (7mLCO)

325 Are you going to watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight? If yes why, if not why not.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 07:38 PM (6Ll1u)

326 310 I, for one, am very grateful that she is always dressed in a giant ironing board cover.

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 07:16 PM (nXay/)

It's not an ironing board cover, it's a very large oven mitt.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 20, 2016 07:29 PM (mrYey)
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You're both half-right. The costume, as mustbequantum would say, is made out of ironing board cover but the pockets are made of pot holders.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 07:39 PM (uHcnA)

327 While some languages (Chinese, Turkish, e.g.) are largely gender neutral, one is never going to change the numerous major languages in the world where gender distinction is an inherent grammatical feature, e.g. Hebrew, Arabic, most European languages, etc.... These made-up "English" pronouns often don't translate very well at all!

On an interesting side-note, Proto-Indo-European, the hypothesised ancestral language to all the Indo-European languages, including English, apparently had no specific third-person pronouns whatsoever, as indicated by the diverse variety of unrelated third-person pronomial systems which developed eventually in all the daughter languages...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 20, 2016 07:39 PM (kP16F)

328 >>Gay sex is apparently quite common in prisons. Prolly in re-education camps too.

Posted by: cornbred

Been pretty common in the White House the last few years too.

Posted by: Barry at October 20, 2016 07:39 PM (5huyv)

329 315 Is there a way to do a string search in older posts? I'm looking for Ace's deconstruction of Donald Trump's speech patterns. IIRC it was a few months back and we did a kind of 'talk like The Donald' thread where everyone used the same pattern to create their own posts.

Posted by: scoville unit at October 20, 2016 07:32 PM (hWh8W)

++++

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/360191.php

For future reference, just add site:ace.mu.nu to the end of your search string to limit your search to the HQ.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2016 07:39 PM (R+30W)

330 OT: For those interested in making GAINZ

Here's a pretty good Crossfit WOD generator to get you motivated.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 07:40 PM (+lv+r)

331 275 Lindsey Wagner was hot. No tats either. That you could see.
Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2016 07:18 PM (BO/km)
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True, but that noise that her bionic ear made would drive you batshit.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

332 Hillary wins or Trump wins.

I'm afraid we're going to see trouble either way.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 20, 2016 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

333
Gay sex is apparently quite common in prisons. Prolly in re-education camps too.
Posted by: cornbred at October 20, 2016 07:37 PM (7mLCO)
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Well that does it! Not going.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 07:42 PM (Sfs6o)

334 Dammit.
Now I'm craving a Hot Pocket...

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 07:42 PM (nXay/)

335 Non sequitur of non sequiturs:
---
criticizing hate speech against their transgender and black students in light of a fellow professor's refusal to use "genderless pronouns."
---
So now it's racist to not use genderless pronouns?

What is "black" doing in that sentence????!!!!????!!!!!!????!!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2016 07:42 PM (2mC6G)

336 I think Canadian should start using Y'all to describe a group of people. Either that or just say "hay dipshits." Either would work for shock value in the great white north.

Posted by: Big V at October 20, 2016 07:43 PM (maBJJ)

337 325
Are you going to watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight? If yes why, if not why not.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

====

I am living Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 20, 2016 07:43 PM (zu88C)

338 >>Dammit.

Now I'm craving a Hot Pocket...

Posted by: Chi

Hi big boy!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 20, 2016 07:43 PM (5huyv)

339 So what time does the debate come on?

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2016 07:44 PM (Sfs6o)

340 They should stop using "University" and just call them either "Daycare Center" or "Asylum."

"DayCare Center of Toronto" has a good ring to it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2016 07:44 PM (AroJD)

341 The 'preferred pronoun' rule on college campi could be a source of good fun. I think I'd go with:

Professor [insert professor's name] is a fraud.

I probably wouldn't get called on much, and I'd be sure to write it in big letters at the top of each homework assignment, quiz, exam, paper, etc.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 20, 2016 07:44 PM (8HfQP)

342 I suppose that if I changed my name to "Freaked Out Maniac" and insisted on being called that all of the time it would not be considered silly in this environment?

Posted by: Thats "Mr Freaked Out Maniac" to you sir at October 20, 2016 07:44 PM (BO/km)

343 Mortimer, how did the interview go? Give us some good news.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 07:45 PM (uHcnA)

344 @239 -

I think you're right.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 20, 2016 07:46 PM (Z8DIA)

345 323
Posted by: David at October 20, 2016 07:36 PM (whLd
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Well said.
That pretty much covers my own view on this.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2016 07:46 PM (Nox3c)

346 What's to keep a Prof from just referring to everyone as "dipshit"?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:47 PM (qUNWi)

347
What is "black" doing in that sentence????!!!!????!!!!!!????!!!
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2016 07:42 PM


Taking a knee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2016 07:47 PM (IqV8l)

348 I need an intervention. I keep buying Trump merchandise as gifts to troll all my NeverTrump family and friends. I have probably spent $250 already. I just bought another stupid red MAGA hat. I also gave Trump $100 so if he wins I'll receive official White House Christmas cards. I collect those. I have all of them from Reagans 8 yrs and GWB's too.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:47 PM (6IPEM)

349 Boo!

Posted by: $19,756,938,625,817.13 at October 20, 2016 07:48 PM (0F67M)

350
And this is another reason why Trump is the R nominee -- because we all know that this is coming soon to a workplace and neighborhood near all of us and our useless shitty cowardly Republicans will do nothing except stand silent.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2016 07:48 PM (bOJUT)

351 Did you know Rif Raff wrote most of the music for Rocky Horror? Meatloaf is a Music god.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 07:48 PM (6Ll1u)

352 332 Hillary wins or Trump wins.

I'm afraid we're going to see trouble either way.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 20, 2016 07:41 PM (4ErVI)


I think we're going to see violence either way.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 20, 2016 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

353 Meatloaf is a Music god.


Second only to Eddie Money.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:49 PM (qUNWi)

354 "They have that stupid "preferred pronoun" rule at the University of Michigan and students are making up crazy-ass pronouns like "Your Exalted Highness" and "Dread Liege Lord." And by university rules, the profs had to address them that way.

If I were at U of M, I might have my preferred pronoun be "Trump is Awesome" and have fun watching heads explode.

Posted by: OregonMuse"


Like your idea, you'd probably want to wear one of those pathologist's aprons to keep your clothes clean.

Reminds me of a running joke I had with an old boss; I wanted the title on my business cards to be "Galactic Overlord".

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 20, 2016 07:50 PM (Z8DIA)

355 Note.... Canada does say Freedom of Speech is a fundamental Freedom, BUT, decided the government can limit such fundamental freedoms... thus the government can and does pass laws about Speech...


This is what happens when your founding documents no longer mean anything...

Take note Americans, and think about our own Supreme Court.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 20, 2016 07:51 PM (qf6WZ)

356 I'd settle for Captain of the Universe.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:51 PM (qUNWi)

357 They should just call them "major junior leader" or "really junior leaders".

You know like "SS-Obersturmfuher" or "SS-Rottenfuhrer"....

Might as well get it over with.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2016 07:52 PM (ej1L0)

358 I thought "hoser"was the preferred pronoun in Ca-na-da?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 07:52 PM (qJhUV)

359 You say this like it's a bad thing.
?
I, for one, am very grateful that she is always dressed in a giant ironing board cover.
Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 07:16 PM (nXay/)



She wears a Mao Mao.

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2016 07:52 PM (z/Ubi)

360 Second only to Eddie Money.
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 07:49 PM (qUNWi)
*****
I love Eddie Money. I have a framed poster of him hanging up in my house. Gimme Some Water is one of my favorite songs.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:53 PM (6IPEM)

361 325 Are you going to watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight? If yes why, if not why not.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2016 07:38 PM (6Ll1u)

Riff Raff is a just a good American... trying to control our immigration....

Dr. Frankenfurter did not have a Green Card...

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 20, 2016 07:55 PM (qf6WZ)

362 Just call everyone of these idiots "kid". That'll fix it.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at October 20, 2016 07:55 PM (yTnCT)

363 Tami... I think u may be right then. I'm judging by my mom, who is 5'5 and she weighs 170. Hillary looks fatter than my mom.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 20, 2016 07:28 PM (CNHr1)

Yeah, I'd bet my last dime she's over 200.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 20, 2016 07:55 PM (Enq6K)

364 Gay sex is apparently quite common in prisons. Prolly in re-education camps too.

DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at October 20, 2016 07:56 PM (qJhUV)

365 This is what happens when your founding documents no longer mean anything...
Or when liberal-leftists write it from scratch ca. 1980, trashing 1,000+ years of Common Law inside the formerly unwritten constitution.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2016 07:57 PM (FP3TD)

366 Good grief. The Alfred Smith dinner must be awkward. Donald is seated one chair away from Shrillz with the Cardinal sitting in btwn them. He looks great in his tux. She looks like crap like always

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:57 PM (6IPEM)

367 I'm thinking that Hillary was probably pretty proud of the fact that she could remember "four minute launch time" and that's why she blabbed. (Excuse me for using the pronoun "she". It is a lesson hard to unlearn. I will work on it.)

Posted by: washrivergal at October 20, 2016 07:58 PM (CFc5L)

368 348 I need an intervention. I keep buying Trump merchandise as gifts to troll all my NeverTrump family and friends. I have probably spent $250 already. I just bought another stupid red MAGA hat. I also gave Trump $100 so if he wins I'll receive official White House Christmas cards. I collect those. I have all of them from Reagans 8 yrs and GWB's too.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:47 PM (6IPEM)


I'd like a MAGA hat just because, although I don't habitually wear baseball caps. It would just sit in the drawer.

I never send money to political candidates because I figure they're going to get it one way or another if they win.

I wouldn't put a Trump bumper sticker on my car because I don't want it to be keyed by some peaceful, tolerant liberal.

However, last night I realized that I had a spare THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU sticker that I bought all the way back in 2004. I put it on my car this morning.

And whaddya know? It's still available:

https://tinyurl.com/j42tvy5

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 20, 2016 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

369
346 What's to keep a Prof from just referring to everyone as "dipshit"?

-eleven

I've always felt asshole was most appropriate since we're all gifted with one.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 20, 2016 07:58 PM (FtrY1)

370 Second only to Eddie Money.
Posted by: eleven


Dr. John Money, FTW! Gender is a social construct.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at October 20, 2016 07:58 PM (mL2BD)

371 Xood.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 07:58 PM (7qAYi)

372 She looks like crap like always

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 07:57 PM (6IPEM)
..........

the botox is already giving up

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2016 07:58 PM (HgMAr)

373 Mortimer, how did the interview go? Give us some good news.





Posted by: bluebell


=====


Wish I could.

Amazing how things can go so bad , so fast.

Gonna just laugh and drink. And drink

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 20, 2016 08:04 PM (zu88C)

374 Guess I'm staying in this thread. The ballgame will be starting shortly.

The only thread topic less applicable to my life than gardening is marriage.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 20, 2016 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

375 You could always be demure like a badass ronin and say "This one," which is both genderless and grammatically cromulent.

Or you could be obnoxious and use the royal We. But that could be confused for being schizophrenic or demon-possessed.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 08:04 PM (kumBu)

376 rickl, I won't put a trump sticker on my car either for the reason and bc the city closest to me is full of unhinged libs. I did put up 6 yard signs on my fence that is adjacent to a highway. So far no property destruction or sign theft. If Trump wins, the hat might be worth some money down the road. It's become iconic on its own. The hat is $25 online at the DJT site. Walmart sells a knock off for $8.99.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 08:04 PM (6IPEM)

377 Not sure if this thread has turned into an election discussion yet, but I just want to say, there's no doubt Trumps gonna win..... I just realized his Populist message (which I heartily endorse, BTW) will fucking cream clintons "I'm With Me" message..... there can be no doubt....

All you guys looking at the polls and predicting a cliton win miss two huge points....

One: The "polls" are designed by Clinton supporters to show her ahead; if you believe any of them, you are seriously lacking in critical thinking....

Two: You can believe it or not, but there is a LOT of people who have not voted before... actually, you should believe it, because on average only 59% of eligible voters actually do go and vote... and yet Trump has increased R primary turnout by over 60%...

So, I say it's a done deal.... that fetid cunt and her cadre of pedophile rapists will be history.... Thank God!... The question is, what will we have in it's stead?

I think we'll be OK.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at October 20, 2016 08:05 PM (br2jI)

378 Parthenogenesis.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at October 20, 2016 08:15 PM (mL2BD)

379 Partheno-Jenner-sis.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at October 20, 2016 08:15 PM (mL2BD)

380 Mortimer, I don't know if you're still here, but if you are, I'm sorry the job didn't come through.

The right one will come for you. Just don't give up.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 08:21 PM (uHcnA)

381 Are the university's foreign language departments now prohibited from properly teaching gendered nouns in Spanish and French?

Posted by: AstroBevo at October 20, 2016 08:37 PM (DZF+K)

382 Tried to lodge a complaint with the president (dictator) of this university. No links. Does anyone have one?

Posted by: Dimuse at October 20, 2016 08:46 PM (Q+Oiy)

383 One day, people will look back upon this era the way we look at the witch trials, and say "what the everloving he'll was wrong with those lunatics?"
IF there are people by then.....

Posted by: Kachunka kachunka at October 21, 2016 12:29 AM (0cUlH)

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