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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Pre-Debate Thread: The Rubber MatchOh, this is stupid: The New York Post reports people are now soliciting casual sex in order to cope with the brutal election season. 2nd most popular reason to solicit casual sex? To get off. At least that's my guess.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Nah.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:13 PM (QDnY+) 2
Yep.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:13 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (jV8Mq) 4
Why do people do this?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (C9pBZ) 6
What a candy ass country we've become...
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:15 PM (Enq6K) 7
I love me some Levodopa! Woo hoo! Planet Earth, I am back!
I am high and dialled in! Gotta make the most of these 2 1/2 hours while it lasts! Where's Trebek? I'd tear him up on Jeopardy! *does Sean Connery imitation* "Just like I tore up your mother last night, Trebek!" Hahahahahaha! Where's that list of questions Wallace is gonna ask tonight? And where's Trump? I'm ready to go! Let's do it! Yeeehawwww! Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2016 08:15 PM (hA1V+) 8
Why do I always miss out on the good stuff?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 08:15 PM (qJhUV) 9
My sex is anything but casual. It's a veritable frenzy.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 08:15 PM (BO/km) 10
Oh for sure. Just like half the men shave their legs. Yup.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:15 PM (CFc5L) 11
*removes NO SOLICITORS INVITED sign from front door*
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:15 PM (fWLrt) 12
Why not just hump a reporter?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2016 08:16 PM (nf6uC) 13
The country is fucked, why not us?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 19, 2016 08:16 PM (TnUKj) 14
Sorry about the f bomb, I lost my head.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (TnUKj) 15
Someone said that there aren't going to be any podiums tonight. Is this true, they'll just be standing there?
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (CFc5L) Posted by: Pajama Boy at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (fWLrt) 17
First!
Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (BS8yt) Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (3C9q2) 19
I've gotta hunch. Brb.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (BO/km) 20
I'll tell you what, You watch this and keep me posted and I'll watch the ball game and keep you posted
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (qJhUV) 21
The ONLY good thing about having to get up at 0400 everyday is I'm off to bed at nine every night so I won't subject myself to the clusterfu uhh debate.
Voted earlier today anyway so I've done my small part. Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 19, 2016 08:18 PM (KCcka) 22
That's the same bitches that last week were flying signs that read: "Need clothes for job interview."
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 19, 2016 08:18 PM (3myMJ) 23
So does baseball end before the all-star break in hockey? Did baseball always go until Halloween?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:18 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 08:18 PM (nf6uC) 25
We're getting major storms...lightning and thunder. I gotz no tv right now.
Lab/hound is sleeping. Yorkie is looking out the door barking at the lightning. Big, goofy pit is downstairs with my husband in his office, hiding under his desk. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (Enq6K) 26
wanna fuck?
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (K2T58) 27
Oh, this is stupid: The New York Post reports people are now soliciting casual sex in order to cope with the brutal election season. So...rubber match, then? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (IqV8l) 28
Fox could become a non entity after tonight.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (Zvj7s) 29
why says you that, Pepe?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (QDnY+) 30
Since there was no monitoring thread this week, my GAINZ - a pennant.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (kumBu) 31
Finally. I'm on my third beer and I don't "drink."
Posted by: Joanne at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (0s2g3) 32
Ok I'm back. What did I miss?
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (BO/km) 33
Titty, titty, bang, bang.
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (ce4zT) Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2016 08:20 PM (JmjOe) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:20 PM (+GOlG) 36
Is Megyn wearing her leather French maid costume tonight?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 08:20 PM (qJhUV) 37
If hoping Hillary swallows her tongue on live TV is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Channeling Luther Ingram at October 19, 2016 08:20 PM (97XyN) 38
>>>The New York Post reports people are now soliciting casual sex in order to cope with the brutal election season.
Anyone I know? Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (hrkOW) 39
24 No Podiums
No Pants Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 08:18 PM (nf6uC) If true, I mean the no podium part, I don't think she'll make it through. Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (CFc5L) 40
If nothing else, at least we get to watch The Hag get her sh*t forcefed to her in front of 80 million in a way that no "(R)" would or could ever do. So there's that.
Posted by: Mega at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (EdXI9) 41
Made some nice Vietnamese iced coffee, gonna sit on the back porch and finish the Hitler bio (Kershaw, "Nemesis"). It's been OK but his writing does not read quickly or fluently, he needs a heavier-handed editor.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (QDnY+) 42
What we need to see tonight is DT going for the throat. Even if he loses we'll at least have that.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (BO/km) 43
Chris Wallace.
Yep. Left-wing attack dog but they can say he's "from Fox" to pretend he's not a leftist. I'll pass. In any case,.....baseball. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (Nox3c) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (+GOlG) 45
Imagine if Elizabeth Warren propositioned you for casual sex. Would you hit that with a dry hump or a full-on closed-door marathon session?
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (cyoBN) 46
Why would anyone need a reason for casual sex?
Posted by: Dr Gyno at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (ua407) 47
I'm already half lit and the damn thing hasn't even started yet. Pace yourself Jewells.. pace yourself.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: seamrog at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (XpnAp) 49
The New York Post reports people are now soliciting casual sex in order to cope with the brutal election season.
Is there a list? Can I sign up? Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (qJhUV) 50
37 If hoping Hillary swallows her tongue on live TV is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
I want her to swallow Bill's tongue on live TV. I condemn myself. Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (fWLrt) Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (48QDY) 52
Well, Madonna *is* offering BJs to Hillary voters.
Maybe I should take her up on that. She can't follow everyone into the voting booth, can she? Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (sdi6R) 53
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Someone said that there aren't going to be any podiums tonight. Is this true, they'll just be standing there? Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (CFc5L) How will Hillary get her feed scroll then? Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (Enq6K) 54
I'm watching on cspan, if I can stay awake. Haven't slept in almost 2 days. I' beat.
Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (kjwd/) 55
39 If true, I mean the no podium part, I don't think she'll make it through.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (CFc5L) Eh, she'll make it. She's got some guy like the character John Goodman played in Flight to keep her perfectly dosed. But I'm going to be looking for signs of fatigue toward the end, especially the eyes. Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (iMxBJ) 56
46 Imagine if Elizabeth Warren propositioned you for casual sex. Would you hit that with a dry hump or a full-on closed-door marathon session?
----------------- frying pan Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (K2T58) 57
35 minutes until Trump gets his ass kicked back to the Stone Age where he belongs!
Posted by: Truth Out at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (6HGjQ) 58
Kaine rally
So Kaine said that Hillary looked so Presidential during the debates and a command of the facts. I was thinking to myself "that's pretty easy when you have the questions ahead of time, have the moderator working on your team and aren't responsible for any followups." I'm 100% certain that the Hillary campaign decided that the debates were meant to make Hillary look "Presidential" and that directive went down to the media. Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (BS8yt) 59
Though I do expect Chris Wallace to be a nasty piece of work tonight. Worse than 10 Raddatz, 8 Holts and 5 Crowleys combined.
I hope he gives some of it to Her Hagness but I ain't counting on it. Posted by: Mega at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (EdXI9) 60
Evening!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (+eR2D) 61
Where is Hillary (') (,) ?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (Zvj7s) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (+GOlG) Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (58UGl) 64
46 Imagine if Elizabeth Warren propositioned you for casual sex. Would you hit that with a dry hump or a full-on closed-door marathon session?
Tomahawk. Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (fWLrt) 65
Go get 'em, Chris! We're all counting on you!
Posted by: Lester Holt: Registered Republican at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (qJhUV) 66
46 Imagine if Elizabeth Warren propositioned you for casual sex. Would you hit that with a dry hump or a full-on closed-door marathon session?
-------- Dude... Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2016 08:24 PM (JmjOe) 67
Why not just hump a reporter?
Posted by: Bill Clinton That the voice of experience, or just a hunch? Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 19, 2016 08:24 PM (IcT7t) 68
Oh Man the trolls are gonna be thick tonight here...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 19, 2016 08:24 PM (O2RFr) 69
>>>35 minutes until Trump gets his ass kicked back to the Stone Age where he belongs!
Posted by: Truth Out at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (6HGjQ) Good, he can ride back on the dinosaur that fucked your mom. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:24 PM (hrkOW) 70
Are we supposed to think (XzRw1) is funny?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (Nox3c) 71
Lester Holt? SEVERE Conservative.
Posted by: Mitt Rombley at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (97XyN) 72
Imagine if Elizabeth Warren propositioned you for casual sex. Would you hit that with a dry hump or a full-on closed-door marathon session?
------------ i'm thinking you're the kinda guy that would fuck a snake if you could hold it straight, or even fuck a rock pile if you thought there was a snake in it.... not that i'm judging Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (K2T58) 73
PS I am not a historian so there may be some factual errors there
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (hrkOW) 74
69 Oh Man the trolls are gonna be thick tonight here...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 19, 2016 08:24 PM (O2RFr) They're always thick. Maybe not all as thick as the "Obama is Captain America" guy. Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (iMxBJ) 75
41 Made some nice Vietnamese iced coffee, gonna sit on the back porch and finish the Hitler bio (Kershaw, "Nemesis"). It's been OK but his writing does not read quickly or fluently, he needs a heavier-handed editor.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:21 PM (QDnY+) Every minute I stay in this cafe, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, sipping his mocha latte, he gets stronger. Posted by: Capt. Willard at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (lcUJ5) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (ej1L0) 77
She has a hover craft like the fat diseased fucks in Dune
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (+GOlG) Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (nf6uC) Posted by: deplorable donna at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (O2RFr) 80
Good, he can ride back on the dinosaur that fucked your mom.
--------------------- Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence Posted by: Mega at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (EdXI9) Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (Pz4pT) 82
Is Mish on the menu tonite??
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (8ikIW) 83
29 why says you that, Pepe?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (QDnY+) If Chris Wallace moderates like the others. Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (Zvj7s) 84
Are any of these snowflakes looking foe casual sex actually hot? Or even "closing time" hot?
Or are they all on the Ruth Bader Ginsberg/Madeline Albright end of the scale? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Chi at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (lvqY2) 85
From the last thread:
OH WOW! Several years ago I bought a bumper sticker saying THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU. I think I bought it around the 2004 election or so. Eventually I got rid of it, and have been bumper stickerless for years. What I just remembered is that, because of the shipping cost, I bought two. The second one has been in my desk drawer all this time, and I'm looking at it right now. It's going on my car first thing tomorrow morning. I won't have a Trump sticker because I don't want my car keyed, but this one is absolutely perfect for this election season. If it only makes one person stop and think, it will be enough. Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: ...just the punchline at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (nf6uC) 87
Must say, I never heard of "hunch" or "hunching" until today. Must be east coast idiom.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (CFc5L) 88
I was promised robots
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (Om16U) 89
71 Are we supposed to think (XzRw1) is funny?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (Nox3c) Yeah, in full context. This is a troll who has posted whatever he posted, but the software is rigged to replace that with demeaning stuff. Some of it, though not yet on this thread, is incredibly funny. And people say Pixy software doesn't work... Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (iMxBJ) 90
No podiums and no capes!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: deplorable donna at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (O2RFr) 92
Football talking heads thinks the ratings are down because Brady got suspended for the first 4 games and Peyton Manning retired.
How out of fucking touch can you be? Ooops sorry...wrong thred. But not really if you think about it. Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:28 PM (qUNWi) Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 08:28 PM (nf6uC) Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at October 19, 2016 08:28 PM (G2Sc9) 95
Yeah, in full context. This is a troll who has posted whatever he posted, but the software is rigged to replace that with demeaning stuff. Some of it, though not yet on this thread, is incredibly funny.
Is that what that is? Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:28 PM (qUNWi) 96
If it only makes one person stop and think, it will be enough.
You'll know when everybody behind that one person starts honking for them to move their damn car. Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 19, 2016 08:28 PM (IcT7t) 97
So I guess James O'Keefe is gonna be Trumps guest tonight...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 19, 2016 08:28 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:29 PM (+GOlG) 99
I heard that Winona was so depressed that she's soliciting casual sex.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2016 08:29 PM (kTF2Z) 100
I heard that Winona was so depressed that she's soliciting casual sex.
OMG, Banana splits guy is gonna go postal... Posted by: deplorable donna at October 19, 2016 08:30 PM (O2RFr) 101
I cannot tell a lie. I might have hunched in junior high.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 19, 2016 08:30 PM (97XyN) 102
>>>I heard that Winona was so depressed that she's soliciting casual sex.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2016 08:29 PM (kTF2Z) Casual, formal, black tie - I'M IN WHATEVER THE DRESS CODE!! Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:30 PM (hrkOW) Posted by: Arkansas Reporter at October 19, 2016 08:31 PM (nf6uC) 104
>>>The New York Post reports people are now soliciting casual sex in order to cope with the brutal election season.
Guys? I'm still available. Just putting that out there. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 19, 2016 08:31 PM (PjWy4) 105
101 I cannot tell a lie. I might have hunched in junior high.
------------- i'm thinking alot of people unknowingly have done that Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:31 PM (K2T58) 106
Okay, who's this Winona character I've been reading so much about?
Posted by: Joanne at October 19, 2016 08:31 PM (0s2g3) 107
Must say, I never heard of "hunch" or "hunching" until today. Must be east coast idiom.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (CFc5L) Such a descriptive word, too easy to picture it happening. Especially with that old satyr, Bill. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:31 PM (Pz4pT) 108
The hunchback whale of Little Rock.
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 19, 2016 08:31 PM (Om16U) Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:31 PM (hrkOW) 110
You have a "Hunch Back" when you're humping.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (qUNWi) Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (QTy02) 112
So, any bets on how well Dr. Feelgood did his job?
Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (kjwd/) 113
What's all this I hear about casserole sex? What the hell is wrong with you people anyway?
Posted by: Emily Litella at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (BO/km) 114
Causal sex - If Hillary gets elected, the entire country is f*cked.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (fWLrt) 115
Daddy always called it 'hunching'.
-------------------------- that only took 100 posts to come out Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (K2T58) 116
Isnt bills illegit kid gonna be at the debate also...
Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (9n0dl) 117
What hunch?
Posted by: Eyegore at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (IqV8l) 118
>>>not that i'm judging
Posted by: Rick in SK<<< Damn, man. Hypothetical situations are how one develops focus and imagination. One thing the government truly and sorely lacks is imagination. And big fucking balls. Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (cyoBN) 119
Duke Lowell knows how to fire me up for debate time!!! Thx!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (hrkOW) 120
Okay, who's this Winona character I've been reading so much about?
The Shoplifting Horror of Hollywood. Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (qUNWi) 121
An orange county man was sentenced to 30 years today for supporting ISIS. He was a lone wolf of course.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (6Ll1u) 122
Here's the bumper sticker I was talking about. It's still available:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j42tvy5 When has it ever been so appropriate as now? Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (sdi6R) 123
When I was single I solicited casual sex to deal with erection season which ya know was all the seasons. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (ODxAs) 124
I never heard of "hunch"
You haven't watched enough 48 Hours and other whodunits-- detectives talk about hunches all the time. Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (3C9q2) 125
"Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 08:18 PM (QDnY+) "
Reggie Jackson became Mr. October on the 18th, so no, the WS going until November is very much a new thing. I don't exactly know why, though - it's not the WC play-in. 2014 had the WC play-in games, and had a WS that went 7, and Game 7 was October 29th. Game 7 this year would be November 2nd. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (kumBu) 126
Winona? I'd ride her.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (fWLrt) 127
Blood tests for Hillary as Donald suggests they both get.
Posted by: 80,s music fan at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (PHcLa) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (+GOlG) 129
Well, Madonna *is* offering BJs to Hillary voters.
Just rattle your junk around in a bag of Jack Link's Beef Jerky. The effect will be about the same. Same with the Liz Warren question. Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (9q7Dl) 130
So for everybody who didn't use the word "hunch," what was your name for "hunch-punch" at parties?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (97XyN) 131
Yall never been to a hunch punch party? Yee hah!
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (BO/km) 132
The Washington Post is looking at the Project Veritas videos and promises a full report based on careful analysis which will be in the November 9th edition.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 19, 2016 08:34 PM (7N6ox) 133
123
When I was single I solicited casual sex to deal with erection season which ya know was all the seasons. ---------------------------- sadly many of those encounters were with the Palm sisters Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:34 PM (K2T58) 134
>>>Okay, who's this Winona character I've been reading so much about?
The Shoplifting Horror of Hollywood. Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (qUNWi) You misspelled "the most beautiful woman in the world and the future Ms Banana Splits" Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (hrkOW) 135
Hands up everyone who wants casual sex.
OK, that's 85 of us. Any females want to join? Anyone? Beuhler's sister? Anyone? Ok, I'm out. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (iWW0H) 136
So, any bets on how well Dr. Feelgood did his job?
Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (kjwd/) He will be outshined by Lowell Gravedigger, who was first in his Mortuary Science Class. He won the special award for best full facial reconstruction. Flown in yesterday to begin his magic with her face. Used a dolly to wheel in the forty pound makeup and bondo kit. Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (ntZAP) 137
You're welcome, BSG.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (kTF2Z) 138
Sorry forgot to remove my socks.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (7N6ox) 139
i confess to not believing a man could dry hump to "completion" as it were. and the whole 3 times thing sounds suspect.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (U0lQa) 140
I'd rather watch the debate than watch the Cubs' utter hitting ineptitude. MLB has to do something about the strikeouts in baseball--it's becoming incredibly boring.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (n3MnG) 141
casual sex would be a nice change...
regular sex would be great. even occasional sex would be good. unfortunately, i'm married, so NO sex is what i get... Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (r3GNW) 142
Hi 'rons n ettes..looking to get my snark on for the debate.
Saw that O'keefe is going to be in attendance. This could be fun Posted by: willy at October 19, 2016 08:36 PM (Ffw22) 143
Okay, who's this Winona character I've been reading so much about?
The Shoplifting Horror of Hollywood. Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (qUNWi) Thanks. Weirdly enough, that's who I thought it was. Posted by: Joanne at October 19, 2016 08:36 PM (0s2g3) 144
A man/boy can indeed "hump to completion "
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:36 PM (+GOlG) Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2016 08:36 PM (r3GNW) Posted by: Crazed Sex Poodles Al Gore and Bubba Clinton at October 19, 2016 08:36 PM (QlyN5) 147
144 casual sex would be a nice change...
regular sex would be great. even occasional sex would be good. unfortunately, i'm married, so NO sex is what i get... ------------- so hallway sex then Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:36 PM (K2T58) 148
BTW That Danney Williams press conference about him suing for a paternity test is a big fucking deal.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 08:36 PM (Zvj7s) 149
Elizabeth Warren propositioning anyone for casual sex is not quite as repulsive as Barney Frank propositioning for casual sex..
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 08:37 PM (gcme+) 150
Isnt bills illegit kid gonna be at the debate also...
Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2016 08:32 PM (9n0dl) With his lawyers. He filled a paternity suit agin ole BJ today, per Breitbart. Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 08:37 PM (ntZAP) Posted by: Teh Cubbies at October 19, 2016 08:37 PM (3C9q2) 152
I think the Arkansas reporter was trying to say "humping"
Like dry humping Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:29 PM (+GOlG) No no! Humping, dry or otherwise, implies two (or more, I suppose) willing participants. Hunching is as she described. Him doing whatever he was doing, while she sat there, stone frozen, not moving, asking him to please stop. The reason I believe it is I STILL think Bill wasn't popular with the ladies UNTIL he was erected President. Before then, he was a pathetic, mewling pig f**ker, who would have gladly taken a handjob from a $10 a pop crack hoar. Power made him "sexy." Until he had it, he was just a creep and a predator. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:37 PM (Pz4pT) 153
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (CFc5L)
Me either, I thought it was a southern term. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:37 PM (Q5Ymk) 154
149 Elizabeth Warren propositioning anyone for casual sex is not quite as repulsive as Barney Frank propositioning for casual sex..
------------------ those are both "chop your dick off" moments Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:37 PM (K2T58) 155
"i confess to not believing a man could dry hump to "completion" as it were."
Wouldn't know anything about that, officer. Nothing at all. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (97XyN) Posted by: Czar Peter at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (qaWk6) 157
"Though I do expect Chris Wallace to be a nasty piece of work tonight. Worse than 10 Raddatz, 8 Holts and 5 Crowleys combined.
I hope he gives some of it to Her Hagness but I ain't counting on it." --------- You got it in one but I'm afraid our hopes are doomed to fail. Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (8zHLN) 158
any bets on what Megain will be wearing tonight? I'm thinking an off the shoulder silver sequin number.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (CNHr1) 159
Sex? what's that? I'm old and married.
Posted by: willy at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (Ffw22) 160
I have heard strip clubs champagne rooms are designed for such completion. Although i am sure some "cheat"
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (+GOlG) 161
142 i confess to not believing a man could dry hump to "completion" as it were. and the whole 3 times thing sounds suspect.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich What would make him stop otherwise. Plus, you may not understand the mind of a rapist. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (iWW0H) 162
143
MLB has to do something about the strikeouts in baseball--it's becoming incredibly boring. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (n3MnG) What do you propose to do about that, put magnets in the bats and balls? Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (sdi6R) 163
Is "hunching" the same as dry humping?
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (wgFcF) 164
<raises glass> To getting off!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (BcNLK) 165
Why the hell didn't she elbow him in the nuts? Who would sit there for that?
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (BO/km) Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (qUNWi) 167
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:37 PM (Pz4pT)
He was a chubby band member in high school. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (Q5Ymk) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (+GOlG) 169
@158, DeplorableJewells45, that or red leather showing off her tatas and knickers.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (gcme+) 170
When I heard that woman talk about hunching, I thought she meant slick willy.
Sounds like another bs hit job Posted by: willy at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (Ffw22) 171
165 Why the hell didn't she elbow him in the nuts? Who would sit there for that?
------------------ or shit herself - isn't that what women are supposed to do to stop getting raped? Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (K2T58) Posted by: Don Q... at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (qf6WZ) 173
I hope Trump kicks this thing off by grabbing Clinton's vulva them dumping a bucket of feces on her head.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (pUDQf) 174
Maybe "hunching" is an Arkansas term. I've never heard it before.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (sdi6R) 175
This debate crowd is shapin up to be a whos who of those f'd over by the clintons....image if they could all attend, they,d fill arena....
Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (9n0dl) 176
Gonna post this again 'cuz it's funny dammit!!!!
* * * * * Hey everybody. Don't know about you but I can't wait for Hil and Donald to sing "I Got You Babe" to each other tonight: Hil: "They say you'll drop the nuclear bomb / I gotta say, I don't think that they're wrong..." Don: "Your emails are a national disgrace / You can try but you can't fix this race..." Both: "Babe... I got you babe..." Hil: "I'm gonna win all 50 states / By when I'm done your name will mean pure hate..." Don: "I'll put you in Guantanamo / And Bill won't care, he still sleeps 'round you know..." Both: "Babe... I got you babe..." Hil (shouting): "You're a whackjob!" Don (shouting): "And you're a traitor!!" Both: "Babe... I got you babe..." :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (NlMkN) 177
Urias for the Dodgers is the youngest starter in postseason history. Dodgers and Indians both had to scramble a lot because of injuries but both are looking pretty good ATM.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (kumBu) 178
O/T Breitbart say that Mooch is going to wear a $12,000 couchcover to something. I call BS. There's no way a couch cover is going to cover that ass. Because its so fat. Especially for a dude.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (iWW0H) 179
#25 We're getting major storms...lightning and thunder. I gotz no tv right now.
God's protective hand, Tami. He doesn't want you to watch the debate. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (BcNLK) 180
11 *removes NO SOLICITORS INVITED sign from front door*
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:15 PM (fWLrt) Thats f*cking funny Roy. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (G0a1e) 181
174 Maybe "hunching" is an Arkansas term. I've never heard it before.
---------------- it's a family thing Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (K2T58) 182
I hope Trump kicks this thing off by grabbing Clinton's vulva them dumping a bucket of feces on her head.
Hmmm....unconventional. Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (qUNWi) 183
"She would do to this country what her husband did to these women."
Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (dZ756) 184
178 O/T Breitbart say that Mooch is going to wear a $12,000 couchcover to something. I call BS. There's no way a couch cover is going to cover that ass. Because its so fat. Especially for a dude.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn Versace couchcover. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (iWW0H) 185
i confess to not believing a man could dry hump to "completion" as it were. and the whole 3 times thing sounds suspect.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (U0lQa) People get off to different things. Hence, the rather well-borrowed term, "fetish." I really believe unwilling, or only sorta kinda willing participants were Bill's thing. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (Pz4pT) Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (kjwd/) 187
I hope Trump shows up tonight wearing a Harambe tie.
Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (CXLVd) 188
142 i confess to not believing a man could dry hump to "completion" as it were. and the whole 3 times thing sounds suspect.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich I think it could happen. Not based on, you know, my experience. But yeah, it could happen. Posted by: Joanne at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (0s2g3) 189
184 178 O/T Breitbart say that Mooch is going to wear a $12,000 couchcover to something. I call BS. There's no way a couch cover is going to cover that ass. Because its so fat. Especially for a dude.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn Cuz her ass is so wide. Versace couchcover. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 19, 2016 08:42 PM (iWW0H) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:42 PM (U0lQa) 191
"Several years ago I bought a bumper sticker saying THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU. I think I bought it around the 2004 election or so."
------- Shakespeare had it wrong about lawyers. Media - real enemy of the people. Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:42 PM (8zHLN) Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:43 PM (K2T58) 193
Ok, its really Humping right? What the F&ck is Hunching?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo, the other white meat' at October 19, 2016 08:43 PM (G0a1e) 194
I believe it 100%. Bill's a dog and apparently he humps like one, too.
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:43 PM (wgFcF) 195
I have a hunch that hunching is what kangaroos do.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 19, 2016 08:43 PM (58UGl) 196
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I hope Trump kicks this thing off by grabbing Clinton's vulva them dumping a bucket of feces on her head. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (pUDQf) Got it right from her bus! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 19, 2016 08:43 PM (7N6ox) Posted by: Nip Sip at October 19, 2016 08:43 PM (NbJXF) 198
wrap that rascal; anybody else's penis bend to the left...askin' for a friend...
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 08:43 PM (dWlrW) Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (8zHLN) 200
Burt
Dry humping does not require anything but presence for the woman. Dog with a leg Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (+GOlG) My thought is, it's a back seat of the car kind of thing. Steamed up windows, lots of breathless proclamations of love, begging, clumsy clutches, willing participants, and two or more layers of clothing in between the naughty bits. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (Pz4pT) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (+GOlG) 202
It doesn't sound like a rape it sounds like she just sat there and let him do it. Did she try to get away?
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (BO/km) 203
There's No Such Thing As A Free Hunch
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (JO9+V) 204
God's protective hand, Tami. He doesn't want you to watch the debate.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (BcNLK) He just smacked me with that hand...the tv came back on. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (Enq6K) 205
O/T Breitbart say that Mooch is going to wear a
$12,000 couchcover to something. I call BS. There's no way a couch cover is going to cover that ass. Because its so fat. Especially for a dude. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (iWW0H) Did you see the photo posted on Yahoo yesterday evening? Oh my GOD, xe was looking like a bad drag queen. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (BcNLK) 206
185 People get off to different things. Hence, the rather well-borrowed term, "fetish." I really believe unwilling, or only sorta kinda willing participants were Bill's thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (Pz4pT) Why would anyone have a fetish like that? Sounds crazy. Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (V3IFq) 208
165 Why the hell didn't she elbow him in the nuts? Who would sit there for that?
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM --------------------------- No way I would. And there's no way it would happen a 2nd or 3rd time. I'm not saying she's lying but, if she isn't, she must be very...... weird. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (Nox3c) 209
White? She still thinks eating pussy makes her a virgin?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (NbJXF) 210
Wasn't planning on watching, but I've imbibed enough that I just may. Need moar booze.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (kTF2Z) 211
Anyone have a link to the debate webcast?
Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (GHHRC) 212
142 i confess to not believing a man could dry hump to "completion" as it were. and the whole 3 times thing sounds suspect.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich I think it could happen. Not based on, you know, my experience. But yeah, it could happen. Posted by: Joanne at October 19, 2016 08:41 PM (0s2g3) Oh- it can happen. Doesn't anyone else here remember high school? Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (wgFcF) 213
I think it could happen. Not based on, you know, my experience. But yeah, it could happen +++ which? the 3 times thing? the getting off? I'm not saying nothing happened, just that it seems off Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:45 PM (U0lQa) 214
Oh she's wearing white? How... virginal.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:45 PM (CNHr1) 215
...practice?
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 08:45 PM (dWlrW) 216
Apparently it occurred in a very small editing room. Like being trapped in a corner
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:45 PM (+GOlG) Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM (wgFcF) 218
Casual sex? Like at the No. 6 dance?
Posted by: Afroman at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM (f5sT8) 219
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (Nox3c)
I would have beat his ass and screamed bloody murder. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM (Q5Ymk) 220
I'm not saying nothing happened, just that it seems off
---------------- Glenn Beck says that it is an invasion of Bill's privacy Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM (K2T58) 221
is this the baseball thread?
how 'bout them cubbies!" i googled that and got a mid-1984 cover article in sports illustrated. we all know what happened then. on the way to the world series, a rematch with the detroit tigers who they faced in their last appearance in 1945, they were ambushed by the sand diego padres, who lost to the tigers (who had opened the 1984 season a remarkable 35-5). Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM (WTSFk) 222
She quit her job shortly after. No notice
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:47 PM (+GOlG) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:47 PM (U0lQa) 224
220 Glenn Beck says that it is an invasion of Bill's privacy
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM (K2T5 Mr. Beck does not handle stress well, and he's had a lot of it lately. We'd probably be doing him a favor to ignore what he says for a while. Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2016 08:47 PM (iMxBJ) 225
Glenn Beck says that it is an invasion of Bill's privacy
I guess Gloria Steinem's One Free Grope rule could be expanded to include hunches. Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:47 PM (fWLrt) 226
Glen Beck just wishes Clinton would rub one off on him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:47 PM (pUDQf) 227
I hope at least that I'm watching baseball, *not* the debate.
I'm in LA County of course so I have to root for the Dodgers, but it's hard to be very much against the Cubs as they're basically the Charlie Brown of MLB... Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (NlMkN) 228
Working late. I did, however bring a six-pack back to the office so I really expect you guys to go off during the debate and cheer me up!
Thanks ahead of time! Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (+GOlG) 230
My baby does the houthi-puthy. Only with readers of the New York Post, casually.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (kma8f) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (qUNWi) 233
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:45 PM (U0lQa)
No one knows what they'd do until they're in that situation. She may have been too frightened to fight. Or tell anyone. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (Q5Ymk) 234
Wonder how much the DNC gave Wallace to be an asshat tonight?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (CNHr1) 235
Anyone have a link to the debate webcast?
Posted by: tbodie foxnews.com Click the yellow button/link/header thingie It's not up yet and I vouch for nothing. Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (V3IFq) Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (QlyN5) 237
I'm in LA County of course so I have to root for the Dodgers, but it's hard to be very much against the Cubs as they're basically the Charlie Brown of MLB...
I promise not to throw a curveball this time, Charlie Brown Posted by: Lucy at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (fWLrt) 238
My thought is, it's a back seat of the car kind of thing. Steamed up windows, lots of breathless proclamations of love, begging, clumsy clutches, willing participants, and two or more layers of clothing in between the naughty bits. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (Pz4pT) Ou ever try writing romance novels? Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo, the other white meat' at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (G0a1e) 239
Indians vs Cubs? So the world really is about to end.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (pUDQf) 240
'Apparently it occurred in a very small editing room. Like being trapped in a corner'
I can see how that could be intimidating and something could happen maybe once. Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (BO/km) 241
How is becks ratings been? ....i always wonder what stuie and pat say in private when he is not around....
Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (9n0dl) 242
Glenn Beck says that it is an invasion of Bill's privacy +++ everything's inviolable except things that are stamped SECRET in big red letters Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (U0lQa) 243
This is embarrassing guys, but I have to poop. Wait for me!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (+b2T3) 244
Beck is as Nutty as Squirrel shit & headed full speed for a complete nervous breakdown
Posted by: Evilpens at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (y3aQB) 245
232 Beck is a lost soul.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 08:48 PM (qUNWi) That is a good way to put it. He is searching, and not quite finding. I feel sorry for him, and I hope he finds what he is looking for. Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (qJhUV) 247
Trish is cute!
Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (QlyN5) That top or whatever it is.....not the best look for her. Looks like a stuffed peep. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (Enq6K) 248
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (+b2T3)
That gets a big TMI. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (Q5Ymk) 249
"The reason I believe it is I STILL think Bill wasn't popular with the ladies UNTIL he was erected President. Before then, he was a pathetic, mewling pig f**ker, who would have gladly taken a handjob from a $10 a pop crack hoar. "
------ Which is exactly Trump's theory in the Billy Bush tape. Fame, power or money makes you sexy. Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (8zHLN) Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (TqmC9) 251
Why the hell didn't she elbow him in the nuts? Who would sit there for that?
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM (BO/km) Well, to be fair to her, what decent guy would do that? I can understand her freezing up.For myself, however, I remember the three the stupid idiots who tried something like that on me but not as gross. Just one time each. Let's just say two never did it again and one got fired. Posted by: Joanne at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (0s2g3) 252
Trish is cute!
Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (QlyN5) ........... definitely hunchable Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (HgMAr) 253
Hunchin is a term in the south for a quickie in the bushes at a party.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (Zvj7s) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (+GOlG) 255
How did Beck go from Fox News, chalkboarding the Illuminati to a barely soluble business and voting for Clinton?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (pUDQf) 256
241 How is becks ratings been? ....i always wonder what stuie and pat say in private when he is not around....
--------------------- those 2 shit weasels can FOAD. they missed their chance to jump from the crazy train 6 months ago. last one out of the Blaze, shut the lights off Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (K2T58) 257
"Must say, I never heard of 'hunch' or 'hunching' until today"
I immediately thought of horny small dogs mounting one another and thrusting while panting, and that seems to have been very much along the lines of what the lady intended to convey. Posted by: torquewrench at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (noWW6) 258
243 This is embarrassing guys, but I have to poop. Wait for me!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy When he gets back, nobody mention that Winona ran through here naked. Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (fWLrt) 259
Posted by: Evilpens at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (y3aQB)
Headed? I think he's there. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (Q5Ymk) 260
219
I would have beat his ass and screamed bloody murder. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM --------------------------- Yep. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (Nox3c) 261
I hope he finds what he is looking for. U2 can help him
Posted by: Evilpens at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (y3aQB) 262
Semi-obscene joke of the day:
Q: How nutty is Glenn Beck? A: When he unzips his pants, a Payday bar comes out... Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (NlMkN) 263
165 Why the hell didn't she elbow him in the nuts? Who would sit there for that?
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2016 08:39 PM --------------------------- No way I would. And there's no way it would happen a 2nd or 3rd time. I'm not saying she's lying but, if she isn't, she must be very...... weird. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (Nox3c) You're a reporter in Hicksville and he's the governor. You may be intimidated. Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (58UGl) 264
Truth Out,
Your trolling game sucks tonight, so I'm going to increase your weed ration from 20g to 15g. Am I not merciful? Posted by: George Soros at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (cC/ZB) 265
I'm chicken. I'll do what I did during the second debate - watch baseball, keep an eye on comments here, and switch to the debate if the horde says things are going well. I hope Hill has a grand mal seizure on stage. I hope Trump does not ramble on about how great his business is .
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (P8951) 266
I'm not defending BJC. It would not surprise me at all if he was allowed to get away with it.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (BO/km) 267
226 Glen Beck just wishes Clinton would rub one off on him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:47 PM (pUDQf) I'm afraid to ask: Bill or Hillary? Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R) 268
P.S. - Whoever turned Lethal Weapon into a TV show should be shot. And quartered.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (hA1V+) 270
When he gets back, nobody mention that Winona ran through here naked.
Posted by: Roy That GoDaddy.com tattoo was just appalling. Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (V3IFq) 271
Hillary is wearing white? Hahah. White for purity and innocence, they really are trying hard to whitewash the last few days of bad news for her.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (gcme+) 272
267
226 Glen Beck just wishes Clinton would rub one off on him. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:47 PM (pUDQf) I'm afraid to ask: Bill or Hillary? Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R) Chelsea. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf) 273
266 I'm not defending BJC. It would not surprise me at all if he was allowed to get away with it.
word. Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (fWLrt) 274
I would have beat his ass and screamed bloody murder.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM --------------------------- Yep. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (Nox3c) She was 19 or 20 years old and he was the governor of Arkansas. I can see her not knowing what to do. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (Enq6K) 275
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R) BOTH
Posted by: Evilpens at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (y3aQB) 276
I want to find some skeletally thin anorexia sufferer and have them stagger up to Beck at a public appearance and ask if it's okay to stop fasting for Ted Cruz now.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (noWW6) 277
Ambulatory husband and I aren't watching the debate (I'd kill myself), but I'll be reading here for the laffs.
Plus, I can keep the side-eye on husband who is drugged and propped in his favorite chair, where he will have to spend the night with his right hand in a foam thingy forcing said hand above his head. Entertain me!!!! Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (928Aa) 278
...my "pre-wife" got groped at rockafeller center-(tree lighting"
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (dWlrW) 279
Hunching is when a very tall asshole dry humps you from behind
Mkay Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (+GOlG) Urban dictionary definition? I don't know why I didn't remember it earlier, but now I recall the movie "Secretary." Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. The subject is very gently told, and it becomes a love story, but the description is quite similar to the one she called "hunching." Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (Pz4pT) 280
The handful of nevertrumpers think that they will have a place at the table during a Clinton Admin, that they can influence policy. Delusional.
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (qaWk6) 281
I'm afraid to ask: Bill or Hillary?
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R) George. Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (hhV+y) 282
For us non-watchers, is the whole place done up in blue?
That's supposed to inhibit seizure-ing. Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (3myMJ) 283
Why do we never see Shep Smith sitting between Charlie Krauthammer and Juan Williams, analyzing the intricacies of the mind of the common voter?
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (cyoBN) 284
On ESPN: Roger Goodell: NFL trying to understand drop in ratings
Give ESPN credit- they are mystified, too. Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (TqmC9) 285
The Rubber Match
If they were actually flinging water filled condoms at each other like kids not knowing the difference from regular balloons they'd be more likely to generate useful policy. Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (8J/Te) 286
Hillary is wearing white? Hahah. White for purity and innocence,
............. word is that her armpits are still a virgin Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 08:53 PM (HgMAr) 287
She was 19 or 20 years old and he was the governor of Arkansas. I can see her not knowing what to do. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (Enq6K) If she had a big brother, he's know what to do. Shoot. Shovel. Shut up. Goobernator be damned. Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (928Aa) 288
Donna.. I'm thinking the same thing. I didn't watch last time and Trump was awesome. I'm worried I will jinx it.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (CNHr1) 289
He just smacked me with that hand...the tv came back on.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:44 PM (Enq6K) What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I'm going to try to watch this. I think the last debate I watched was in 2008. HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?! Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (BcNLK) 290
Thanks weft
Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (GHHRC) 291
I made up the definition.
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (+GOlG) 292
But Trump followers are teh violent facshists...
@exjon 13m Dear God, If You've considered destroying Las Vegas for its iniquity, America would appreciate it if You did it in the next hour. Amen. Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (V3IFq) 293
The handful of nevertrumpers think that they will have a place at the
table during a Clinton Admin, that they can influence policy. Delusional. --- Someone has to oversee the camps. To keep them fun. For adults. And stuff. Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (3Liv/) 294
Hillary is wearing white? Hahah. White for purity and innocence,
-------------- that won't hide the skid marks very well Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (K2T58) 295
Hunchin is a term in the south for a quickie in the bushes at a party
++++ ok if she's saying he penetrated that makes more sense Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (U0lQa) 296
Can't watch, too nervous.
Switched to american pickers. Oh...and just lost the satellite....again. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (Enq6K) 297
Gonzalez thrown out at the plate. Replay coming up. Looks like he was safe.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (qJhUV) 298
Trish is cute!
Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (QlyN5) That top or whatever it is.....not the best look for her. Looks like a stuffed peep. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (QlyN5) 299
I'm watching intently for that ***special*** moment.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (58UGl) 300
I got groped at a luch counter in NYC when I was 13.
I stabbed the guy with a fork. It was quite a scene. Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (nf6uC) 301
...outrage me?naaah-had my junk grabbed, 2 many times to mention
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (dWlrW) 302
Oh Jane... bless your heart (not in the mean way). Praying it will all work out.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (CNHr1) 303
You wear a white outfit if you want to hide a pair of Depends.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (fWLrt) Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (928Aa) 305
> Trish is cute!
Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (QlyN5) That top or whatever it is.....not the best look for her. Looks like a stuffed peep. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (Enq6K) She has clothes? Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (QlyN5) 306
Trump popping a paper bag and Hillary locking up like Windows 3.0 would seal the deal with me Posted by: YIKES! at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (yfObW) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (+GOlG) 308
"(who had opened the 1984 season a remarkable 35-5).
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 08:46 PM (WTSFk) " The 1984 Tigers are one of the few WS-winning teams to not have a single HoF player on their team. Now, as a baseball guy, I think both Trammell and Whitaker are Hall of Famers - but the voters have disagreed with me thus far. (Darrell Evans is also a seamhead favorite - not sure I'd put him in the Hall, but he was a very solid player who I think gets overlooked because he isn't associated with one particular team and he was a high OBP guy before being a high OBP guy was cool) Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (kumBu) 309
If You've considered destroying Las Vegas for its iniquity, America would appreciate it if You did it in the next hour. Amen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 08:54 PM (V3IFq) My life for you...the A-Bomb... My life for you! Posted by: Trash Can Man at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (cC/ZB) 310
I want Trump to win because I believe in America and want it to assume leadership and get the economy moving and strike a blow for justice, and I believe Hillary is a Nazi.
If he loses, I'm looking forward to white suburban mom's getting what they voted for. Small consolation. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (iWW0H) 311
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (Enq6K)
I can understand that too. Some people freeze when attacked. You really don't know what you'd do unless it happens to you. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (Q5Ymk) 312
Pat Smith should stand up in the middle of a Hillary response and yell LIAR!!! MURDERER!!
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (CNHr1) 313
So can Donald keep his mouth shut and not insult retards or vets tonight?
Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2016 08:57 PM (eDc0r) 314
Trish is cute!
Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:49 PM (QlyN5) That top or whatever it is.....not the best look for her. Looks like a stuffed peep. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:50 PM (Enq6K) She has clothes? Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (QlyN5) Scandalous! Posted by: Quark at October 19, 2016 08:57 PM (3Liv/) 315
Oh Jane... bless your heart (not in the mean way). Praying it will all work out. Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:55 PM (CNHr1) Thanks, hon. I'm just keeping him happy and comfortable tonight. Tomorrow I give him the scary news. Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 08:57 PM (928Aa) 316
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2016 08:57 PM (egWzS) 317
Glad you are here, Jane.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 19, 2016 08:57 PM (3myMJ) 318
I wonder if Obama knows which Chicago team is playing?
----------------------- uhmm ahhh err well uhhm, go Cribbies? Posted by: Bobama at October 19, 2016 08:57 PM (K2T58) 319
"I wonder if Obama knows which Chicago team is playing?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 08:56 PM (928Aa) " Um, duh, the White Cubs. They play at Cominskey Field. Posted by: Barry O, super duper fan at October 19, 2016 08:57 PM (kumBu) 320
....and the rape victim should yell bill is a rapist... And bills son should yell hey daddy.....etc etc
Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2016 08:57 PM (9n0dl) 321
Poor Shep. He told everyone he smokes sausages and no one cared.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (pUDQf) 322
My first job. A and W car hop
First day 3 Native Americans offered me 50 bucks to get in the car with them I quit Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (+GOlG) 323
Pat Smith should stand up in the middle of a Hillary response and yell LIAR!!! MURDERER!!
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 Whaddaya think we're here for?!? Posted by: NSA Snipers at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (NlMkN) 324
Nood
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (Enq6K) 325
304 Husband is watching the baseball game.
I wonder if Obama knows which Chicago team is playing? Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen But he knows they are playing at Wiggley Park. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (iWW0H) 326
Down goes Gonzalez, down goes Gonzalez, down goes Gonzalez.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (fWLrt) 327
I immediately thought of horny small dogs mounting one another and thrusting while panting, and that seems to have been very much along the lines of what the lady intended to convey.
Except dogs never, umm, "succeed". Clinton succeeded, apparently. Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (TqmC9) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (U0lQa) 329
Yay Cleveland.
Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (eDc0r) 330
...I meant by guys...
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (dWlrW) 331
Oh here we go. Not drinking for this as I have to be up early. Might have a little Zzyquil.
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (TmVQX) 332
Gonzalez ruled out after the replay. Crowd not happy. 0-0 after 2.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (qJhUV) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (+GOlG) 334
It's amazing what girls will let you do when you're the Governor. You can hunch them right in the pussy and they don't even care.
Posted by: Big Bubba at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (kumBu) 335
First day
3 Native Americans offered me 50 bucks to get in the car with them I quit ------------- racist Posted by: Canadian Sports Announcer at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (K2T58) 336
What did beck do today? Second time someone said he was whacked
Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (eDc0r) 337
1,000 Quatloos if Trump pulls a Chevy Chase and imitates the HillBeast while she is talking.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (JO9+V) 338
Jane.. I sort of know what you are going thru. My husband just having his stroke...it's been a challenge! Always having to be optimistic... give a lot of atta boys (and I meant it). You have to be the strong one and it's hard sometimes.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (CNHr1) 339
...I'm "cute"...
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 08:59 PM (dWlrW) 340
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:58 PM (+GOlG)
$50 wasn't that much back in 2002... you're 29, right? Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 09:00 PM (nf6uC) 341
Well, Trump just lost. It's over. - MSM, five minutes ago
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 09:00 PM (pUDQf) 342
Cute. Yeah. 29.
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 09:00 PM (+GOlG) 343
336 What did beck do today? Second time someone said he was whacked
------------------ Wikileaks is an invasion of privacy. so it's morally wrong to use any info gained Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 09:01 PM (K2T58) 344
Chris Wallace looks like a fucking muppet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 09:01 PM (pUDQf) 345
trammel & whitaker, better stats than some in the hall of fame and i think it's a record for double play combos: 19 years playing together at short and second. that alone should get them in.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 09:01 PM (WTSFk) 346
invest in silver
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 09:02 PM (dWlrW) 347
You and I, idiot. Not me and you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 09:02 PM (pUDQf) 348
Hillary has a camel toe. Eeewwwww
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 09:02 PM (pUDQf) 349
OMG she is wearing white!!
Posted by: Cjb at October 19, 2016 09:02 PM (trEl2) 350
345 trammel & whitaker, better stats than some in the hall of fame and i think it's a record for double play combos: 19 years playing together at short and second. that alone should get them in.
---------------- Jack Morris should be in too Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 09:02 PM (K2T58) 351
Jane D'oh, prayers ascending you you and your husband. May his hand be healed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 19, 2016 09:03 PM (u82oZ) 352
Hillary doing that eye twitch thing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 09:03 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 09:03 PM (+GOlG) 354
350: just going to say, jack morris deserves as well.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 09:04 PM (WTSFk) 355
274----She was 19 or 20 years old and he was the governor of Arkansas.
I can see her not knowing what to do. Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:52 PM (Enq6K) ------------------------------- I'm pretty sure I would scream because I would be afraid. I'll concede that other girls might freeze up in confusion. But the second or third time? I dunno. The minute he came near the room, I'd run. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 09:04 PM (Nox3c) 356
Dark, unaccountable money. Unlike what I get from Goldman Sachs and foreign governments.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 09:04 PM (pUDQf) 357
I'm sure Bill had no problems getting top shelf Russian sparrows when he was in Moscow.
Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2016 09:06 PM (ngn8T) 358
Finally, follow the Constitution.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 19, 2016 09:07 PM (7N6ox) 359
Hillary - I support the second amendment, but I get to decide who gets them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 09:08 PM (pUDQf) 360
Mormons I know are now embarrassed by Beck, makes them all look nuts.
Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2016 09:08 PM (ngn8T) 361
"Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 09:01 PM (WTSFk) "
Yeah, they hold the record for seasons played together as infield teammates (at any position IIRC, definitely as a keystone combo). Whitaker was one of those solid guys who just never really had a year that blew you away, but his career merits a plaque IMHO. Trammell did have some amazing years - he was absolutely robbed of the 1987 AL MVP. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 09:09 PM (kumBu) 362
Jane & Jewells prayers for both of you and your loved ones.
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2016 09:09 PM (TmVQX) 363
Toddlers with guns! Is this what is happening in Chicago?
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2016 09:11 PM (TmVQX) 364
She strongly supports killing babies before they can become toddlers with guns.
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2016 09:14 PM (TmVQX) 365
This is boring. I'm gonna go dust something.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 09:15 PM (pUDQf) 366
ozzie smith: 262 ave./2,460 hits/28 hr/793 rbis
alan trammell: 285 ave./2,365 hits/ 185 hr/1,003 rbis Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 09:19 PM (WTSFk) Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2016 09:33 PM (o/90i) 368
The nodding. I'm collecting reports of nodding and that kind of stuff.
Posted by: bab behar at October 20, 2016 06:20 AM (bbTgB) 369
It's only a Rubber Match if both sides won a fight. That's clearly not the case.
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