College: Where Young Adults Go To Have Their Minds Taught to Think Like Children

Hundreds of students marched through a 20-foot-tall inflatable vulva at The Arch on Friday afternoon following the unveiling of PUSSYGATE.
Student organizers hung the purple vulva from The Arch for students and community members to interact with. Spectators watched, took photos with and walked through the open vulva, which hung on display for more than two hours.
Organizers said they wanted students to form their own interpretations of the piece and declined further comment on PUSSYGATE.
For many students, PUSSYGATE served as a statement about the perception of vulvas in society.
"Vulvas carry a lot of shame in our society," Weinberg senior Ary Hansen said. "It's a statement about equality and about pussy pride."

Economically comfortable upper middle class women-toddlers who have never known much in the way of competition, conflict, or challenge sure seem very creative at imagining new, trivial ways in which they're being oppressed. It gives their cush lives some kind of drama, which in turn invests trivial, soft, vapid lives with something that could be mistaken at a distance for meaning.

When you've defined "achievement" as learning to name and "accept" your body parts -- well, Sister, you've set yourself up for a long string of easy wins. Because this shit? Is easy as fuck.

Little stupid babies would laugh at the "challenges" you've set your precious minds to "overcome."

Meanwhile, boys aren't exactly being fed the same message about Penis Pride and overcoming scrotum-shaming.

Gettysburg College freshman James Goodman began his first moments of higher education by being lectured by campus leaders about "toxic masculinity," he tells The College Fix in an interview.
Students who "identify as male" were shown a docudrama film about masculinity. The film, titled "The Mask You Live In," was part of the lessons warning students that the notion of masculinity comes with harmful side effects, he said.
According to the trailer of the film, it teaches that the "three most destructive words" a boy can hear growing up is "be a man." Experts quoted therein also suggest that violent outbursts are prompted by masculinity pressures because "respect is linked to violence."
"They really buy into a culture that doesn't value what we feminize," says scholar Dr. Niobe Way in the trailer, continuing that people of both genders will "go crazy" under that construct.

It's wrong not to value feminine qualities, say all the people who do not value masculine qualities.

Gee, seems to be a bit of disparate treatment.

Well, don't worry about it. In fifty years we'll all be chicks, as Adam Carolla says. The human race will be extinct, and will only be Problematic as a historical, intellectual matter for some advanced star-faring race of xenoanthropologists.

Oh, and this seems like the sort of important thing adults should be worrying about.

You know, there's a part in Brave New World where the ruling class of the future -- simultaneously sexualized down to the level of dogs, and infantilized to the level of, well, infants -- engage in a game called Orgy-Porgy, which is what it sounds like. It's a silly social excuse, masquerading as a "game," to just have an orgy.

I would say Brave New World is here.

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1

Online college FTW

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (zu88C)

2 foist!

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00205c at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (2JQBv)

3 Pro-Tip : Don't bring an Umbrella

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (nf6uC)

4 "You know, there's a part in Brave New World where the ruling
class of the future -- simultaneously sexualized down to the level of
dogs, and infantilized to the level of, well, infants -- engage in a
game called Orgy-Porgy, which is what it sounds like. It's a silly
social excuse, masquerading as a "game," to just have an orgy.

I would say Brave New World is here."

If men are involved and having sex with women, it would have to be called Rapey-Wapey or something like that.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (ggtda)

5 rats, shouldn't have looked at the first three words

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00205c at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (2JQBv)

6 First?

Hey, I am a Native Threadian.

How.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (zu88C)

7 Such nice people.

Let's give them control over every cultural institution.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 06:45 PM (V3IFq)

8 Orgy Wednesdays

Posted by: AoSHQ at October 19, 2016 06:45 PM (nf6uC)

9 I identify as fluffy.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2016 06:45 PM (eiFlk)

10 I thought Pussygate was about that Trump tape. Sure hope someone asks Hillery about this.

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00205c at October 19, 2016 06:45 PM (2JQBv)

11 How. Edgy.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (8ZskC)

12 And we pay for this shit.....

Wait until these idiots start to grow old and realize they wasted their precious youth on being jack offs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (ej1L0)

13 I'm sorry. I just can't take it any more. I never meant for any of this to happen. I can't bear to cause any more pain and destruction.

*puts gun barrel in mouth*

Posted by: 19th Amendment at October 19, 2016 06:47 PM (0mRoj)

14 Oh geez....I thought it was the Arch in St. Louis.

I was like 'how the hell did they get up there and do that?"

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 06:47 PM (Enq6K)

15 I AM SORRY BUT MY TEAM YOU GUYS YOU GUYS MY TEAM

ALL THE FEELS ALL OF THEM

*RUNS AROUND FLAILING*

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (dEQP3)

16 They should fill the clit with candy and let all the kids take a whack at it.

Hit the Clit. Get it?

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (8ZskC)

17 I'm just gonna wait here for AtC's response.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (nf6uC)

18 It's ironic that those who have benefited most from Western Civilization - cossetted, spoiled upper middle class white women, the most pampered, bubble-occupying creatures in history - are the greatest threat to it.

I just wish they alone could suffer the consequences of the coming hard re-set and not drag the rest of us with them.

Posted by: butch at October 19, 2016 06:49 PM (0APJ3)

19 17 I'm just gonna wait here for AtC's response.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (nf6uC)

I think she's a little preoccupied at the moment.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

20 There can never be another movie about rowdy, raunchy, college shenanigans. They can't compete with reality.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (pUDQf)

21 I have long advocated for engineering to abolish 'male' and 'female' parts where rods rape holes for an interlocking vulva type system. I'm still working out the details.

Oh, and missiles, also vulva shaped.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (8GN8w)

22 you know this is why Hillery wants college to be free, so high school graduates have another chance to be brainwashed. You know that if college is free, the people in charge can pretty much dictate what classes you will be required to take

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00205c at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (2JQBv)

23 DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT MY TEAM DID?

DO YOU SEE HOW THE UNIVERSE IS TRYING TO GIVE ME SOMETHING NICE?

*cries and cries and cries*

It's. Fucking. Miller. Time.

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (dEQP3)

24 Maybe sharia law wouldn't be so bad if we don't have to put up with that sh**

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (VS4CN)

25 I like a vulva you can drive a truck through.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (8ZskC)

26 >>"Vulvas carry a lot of shame in our society,"

You can fit a lot of shit in one of those V60s.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (nf6uC)

27 I can't stop laughing at Black Charlie Brown. Just the look on the guy's face...

Posted by: weew at October 19, 2016 06:51 PM (6EH85)

28 College: Where Young Adults Go To Have Their Minds Taught to Think Like Children

That's not an accident. It was one of the goals of the commie agenda to infantilize adults and feminize the men.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2016 06:51 PM (nNdYv)

29 Student organizers hung the purple vulva from The Arch for students and community members to interact with. Spectators watched, took photos with and walked through the open vulva, which hung on display for more than two hours.

++++

Attack of the Purple People Eaters!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2016 06:51 PM (R+30W)

30 The only appropriate response would be to stick it with a 20-foot inflatable penis.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:51 PM (0mRoj)

31 You can fit a lot of shit in one of those V60s.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (nf6uC)

But Fiat 500s are the Crocs of automobiles.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 19, 2016 06:52 PM (8ZskC)

32 This happened back in June, which means that they're working feverishly to one-up this with something even more infantile.

Posted by: nraendowment at October 19, 2016 06:52 PM (MnDAb)

33 Did it have a realistic odor?

Posted by: RKae at October 19, 2016 06:52 PM (KFnnG)

34 orgy porgy? sign me up!

Giggity.

- Quagmire

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:52 PM (cJrMO)

35 Cue the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile...

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 19, 2016 06:52 PM (8ZskC)

36 *Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (dEQP3)*

So happy for you lovey! Now the cherry on this ice cream sundae would be a Heavy Burtation from the FAB this eve.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2016 06:53 PM (nNdYv)

37 This seems appropriate.

https://youtu.be/Xz8WE9tHKNI

South Park, so NSFW

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2016 06:53 PM (z/Ubi)

38 To be on target for a second what's in the post is a helluva Title IX violation if some religious male would like to make a complaint.

Hahahahaha I'm so funny.

ALCS CHAMPS BITCHES OMFG

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 06:53 PM (dEQP3)

39 Their parents must be so proud. I'm sure this will make the Christmas newsletter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 06:53 PM (Q5Ymk)

40 I'm considering selling a kidney so I can afford to go to a World Series game.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 19, 2016 06:53 PM (y9k+Y)

41 Any frat house worth its salt should have plowed through that thing with a huge papier mache dick

Posted by: weew at October 19, 2016 06:54 PM (6EH85)

42 I'd go to the event just to say, "Help me find my car keys and we can drive out!"

Posted by: RKae at October 19, 2016 06:54 PM (KFnnG)

43
Apparently everyone involved is planning on getting a government job when they graduate, cause this sort of thing ain't gonna fly when a private sector HR department googles your name.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 06:54 PM (kdS6q)

44 I'm guessing my 3 foot Mick Tongue Phone may not be allowed in my dorm room.
Or maybe it will lead to some great dates.....???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2016 06:54 PM (0tfLf)

45 Boone and Otter are spinning in their graves.

Or would be if they were dead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 06:54 PM (hhV+y)

46
Wonder if anybody has the balls to wear one of these.

http://tinyurl.com/zkuvb85

Then go in then back out then in again repeat.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (yfObW)

47 4 "You know, there's a part in Brave New World where the ruling class of the future -- simultaneously sexualized down to the level of
dogs, and infantilized to the level of, well, infants -- engage in a game called Orgy-Porgy, which is what it sounds like. It's a silly social excuse, masquerading as a "game," to just have an orgy.

I would say Brave New World is here."

If men are involved and having sex with women, it would have to be called Rapey-Wapey or something like that.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (ggtda)

Dykey-Whykey is the game they want.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (ujg0T)

48 Hmmm. Pussygate is perfectly acceptable for public exposure on a college campus, but Trump saying pussy is bad in private.

Got it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (6n332)

49 youth is wasted on the young.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (WTSFk)

50 I'd go to the event just to say, "Help me find my car keys and we can drive out!"
Posted by: RKae at October 19, 2016 06:54 PM (KFnnG)

Noice!

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 06:56 PM (hhV+y)

51 No Ace,

In 50 years the West will all be chicks, and the East will be ascendent, and far from extinct.

We'll be their bitches if this arc doesn't change.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (Zu3d9)

52 I hope people were thoughtful enough to give the bell a little ring on their way through.

Posted by: weew at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (6EH85)

53 What time does the fracas start tonight?

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (Sfs6o)

54 For many students, PUSSYGATE served as a statement about the perception of vulvas in society.

All righty then...

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (qJhUV)

55 I think it's important to keep in mind that Millennials didn't build this.

Their parents did.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (SEXy3)

56 "Vulvas carry a lot of shame in our society," Weinberg senior Ary Hansen said. "It's a statement about equality and about pussy pride."

Great way to argue women are more than their lady parts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (SRKgf)

57 >>>The film, titled "The Mask You Live In," was part of the lessons warning students that the notion of masculinity comes with harmful side effects, he said.

Nature has a way of getting what she wants. In this case it's the beer guzzling, pussy crushing power of testosterone.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2016 06:58 PM (q177U)

58 Walk through my Vulva. Gray is the way like Arby's.

Posted by: Hope Solo at October 19, 2016 06:58 PM (Zvj7s)

59 51 No Ace,

In 50 years the West will all be chicks, and the East will be ascendent, and far from extinct.

We'll be their bitches if this arc doesn't change.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (Zu3d9)

A feminized society stands exactly zero chance of resisting Muslim conquest.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

60 Orgy Porgy,I'll have my fixer set it up. I know you want me there.

Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2016 06:59 PM (O++Dd)

61
~~PUSSYGATE~~ HILLARYGATE.
The biggest twat in the country.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 19, 2016 06:59 PM (yfObW)

62 55 I think it's important to keep in mind that Millennials didn't build this.

Their parents did.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (SEXy3)

Yeah, and really -- as a millennial who is surrounded by millennials and is related to and friends with a lot of millennials -- these dumbasses don't represent any kind of significant chunk of my generation. They're funny to laugh at, but no one takes them seriously.

The dumbass wanna-be hippies from the 70's are the ones driving this nonsense. Not the coddled idiots in the millennial generation.

I mean, millennials are so disgusted with this nonsense, they brought back facial hair like its the 1800s just to prove a point about masculinity.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:59 PM (cJrMO)

63 Sad to see academia cuntaminated in such fashion.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:00 PM (0mRoj)

64 Great way to argue women are more than their lady parts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:57 PM (SRKgf)

*waves paw imperially*

Someone who is not me please to be posting my ladyparts rant.

Back to baseball. Lindor is just ridiculously talented. It's ridiculous. And no one has more fun doing his job than he does.

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 07:00 PM (dEQP3)

65 My Alma mater -sigh-

Posted by: anon2020 at October 19, 2016 07:00 PM (yCcA0)

66 Sadly, my older daughter caught the liberal virus, it has taken it's toll on our relationship this year. I hope with age she will see the light, but it sucks to be $70k in debt just to have my own child think I'm an idiot who is radical conservative crazy person....

Anyone else pre-gaming the debate tonight.

Posted by: spypeach at October 19, 2016 07:00 PM (nyYhO)

67 Is there some guy who doesn't like the vulva? I mean, besides the homos, of course.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 07:00 PM (0F67M)

68 scholar Dr. Niobe Way

Where to even start ....

continuing that people of both genders will "go crazy" under that construct.

Or stay sane, create the modern world and make life so easy and free that others can go totally crazy in it.

I'm still waiting for these fools to leave English - one of the only non-gendered major languages in the world alone and start going after the gender-based ones - i.e. all the rest. That would keep these mental cases busy for a good century or two.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 07:01 PM (zc3Db)

69 https://www.caring.com/articles/witness-passing-away

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 19, 2016 07:01 PM (Eabwd)

70 "It's ironic that those who have benefited most from Western Civilization
- cossetted, spoiled upper middle class white women, the most pampered,
bubble-occupying creatures in history - are the greatest threat to it."

There was one of these silly bints, from the UK, who got herself talked into marrying a Muslim immigrant, because The Necessity Of Personal Atonement For The Prior Crimes Of British Imperialism or some such thing.

The first time in their married household that he did something she didn't like, and she, as a well-to-do white woman in a Western country, proceeded to inform him of his deficiencies, as well-to-do white women in Western countries routinely do with the men in their lives... he simply hauled off and socked her.

HARD. An unpulled punch. With her left seeing stars, laid out flat on the floor, feeling gingerly around her cheekbones and lips to size up her injuries.

He didn't just break her jaw. He shattered her entire universe of comfortable social and class and gender expectations, in which she had marinated for decades. Things got worse after that.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 19, 2016 07:01 PM (noWW6)

71 Pubes or no pubes?

Because that determines whether I am outraged or aroused.

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2016 07:01 PM (+sn0L)

72 "youth is wasted on the young."

just waiting for a time to say it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 07:01 PM (WTSFk)

73 According to the trailer of the film, it teaches that the "three most
destructive words" a boy can hear growing up is "be a man."

Sorry. Whoever told me I had to watch this thing would definitely be going down.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 07:01 PM (qJhUV)

74 I remember when the vagina monologues was the thing to perform on stage, usually in February. Now it's verboten.

Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 07:02 PM (Zd1ln)

75 If they are trying to shock me it aint gonna work. A giant purple pussy is just dumb.

Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 07:02 PM (BO/km)

76
When history records the many amazing accomplishments of these Vulvo-Americans there will be scores of blanks pages, I can tell you...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2016 07:02 PM (jtf24)

77 Help me find my keys and we can drive out!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 19, 2016 07:02 PM (0F67M)

78 So is Cleveland in the WS now?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 07:02 PM (QTy02)

79 It would be fun to return to college with unlimited funds.

You would be like a god wading into this kind of stuff and declaring, "You have no power over me. I will not comply."

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 07:02 PM (V3IFq)

80 The movie PCU, which came out in the early 1990s, was woefully inadequate in showing what PC nonsense would appear in colleges.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2016 07:03 PM (4IuP4)

81 I'd say all humor is lost on campus since there has not been one report of a person throwing hotdogs down and into the vulva while somebody filmed it.

Instant Youtube fame.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 07:03 PM (Zvj7s)

82 Our society is too decadent to be fixed.
Leaving aside male and female differences, decadent societies are morally and ethically Weak.
But, these societies routinely engage in extraordinary cruelty, in order to effect emotional response.
Jaded.
I cannot think of a society that has gone, or will shortly go, down the Rabbit- Hole of decadence, as we are doing, that ever made a comeback.

Historically, we may be in the Death Watch stage.
Cheery times.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 07:03 PM (d6TTt)

83 Great. Now James O'Keefe is emailing for donations.

What's he going to do with the money, bribe media members so they'll show his videos?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at October 19, 2016 07:03 PM (3myMJ)

84 "Economically comfortable upper middle class women-toddlers who have never known much in the way of competition, conflict, or challenge sure seem very creative at imagining new, trivial ways in which they're being oppressed. It gives their cush lives some kind of drama, which in turn invests trivial, soft, vapid lives with something that could be mistaken at a distance for meaning."

This.

A considerable segment of young women from affluent backgrounds really, really want to think that they are among the most victimized people in society.

Nothing is too small to be a matter of grave offense.

Posted by: Wha? at October 19, 2016 07:03 PM (Mrl1e)

85 Hey, whatcha doin'? Gettin' ready to watch the debate?

Why you doin' that? I'm not in this debate!

What you should be doing is ordering my book!

You can pre-order it now, on Amazon!

My book is all about me! Me! Me! Me!

I'll even do butt stuff if you order my book now!

And by butt stuff, I mean I wear the strap-on and you supply the butt!

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at October 19, 2016 07:03 PM (hA1V+)

86 I hope MeAgain DID kill Roger Ailes' career after he made her a star!

That's badass!

And her book is badass, too!

Posted by: Michael Moore at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (hA1V+)

87 If you buy MeAgain's book, I'll give you a blow job!

Actually, even if you don't buy it, I'll give you a blow job.

Just give me a quick head's up so I have a chance to put my dentures in.

Posted by: Madonna at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (hA1V+)

88 I have agreed to buy MeAgain's book, and I urge you to buy it too.

They told us if we buy the book and recommend it to others, as a quid pro quo the FBI will be allowed to access certain countries that would help us in our criminal investigations.

Posted by: Special Agent [name redacted] of the FBI at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (hA1V+)

89 inb4 CNN/MSNBC story about Trump Caught on Video Groping Bridge

Posted by: Matt at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (+imR2)

90 Quick, somebody pants Vladimir Putin and let's get this nuclear Armageddon started.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (cyoBN)

91 Alex, as I mentioned in the previous thread, the Indians' starter, 2nd start and 1st playoff start, was fantastic.

Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (Zd1ln)

92 So is Cleveland in the WS now?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 07:02 PM (QTy02)

*FLAILS ALL OVER THE PLACE*

Why, yes, yes they are, thank you for asking.

*FLAILS MORE*

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (dEQP3)

93 The Northwestern students even colored the vulva purple, after their school colors.

Isn't this the same school that hired hookers to come and give lectures on sexual practices a few years ago?

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (/m8T6)

94 Okay, who has the Oscar Mayer Weiner-mobile, and how soon can it get there?

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 07:05 PM (hhV+y)

95 Just give me a quick head's up so I have a chance to put my dentures in.
Posted by: Madonna at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (hA1V+)

Out, not in.
Jeez, dementia.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 07:05 PM (d6TTt)

96 scholar Dr. Niobe Way

Weren't we talking about this last night?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 07:05 PM (qJhUV)

97 Maybe this country deserves Hillary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

98 I mean, millennials are so disgusted with this nonsense, they brought back facial hair like its the 1800s just to prove a point about masculinity.

I was just wondering what all these untamed beards around me are supposed to represent. Lately I feel like I'm surrounded by the Smith Bros. and all their clones.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2016 07:05 PM (nNdYv)

99 If the Taliban/ISIS reads this they'll know to grab the next flights over. Chicago will give up without a fight.

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 07:05 PM (/m8T6)

100 Less Flailing, More Twitching

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (0F67M)

101 I have noticed one of the corruptions of obtaining power is the need to subvert the human nature of those you seek dominion over.

Much like you would grab a dog's neck and force him to smell his own shit if he takes a dump inside the house.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (q177U)

102 Great. Now James O'Keefe is emailing for donations.

What's he going to do with the money, bribe media members so they'll show his videos?
Posted by: Meremortal

Yes, what a horrid person asking for funding some of the ~~best~~ only investigative journalism around.

How dare he try to recoup expenses.

What a crass thing is he.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (V3IFq)

103 FLAILS MORE*

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (dEQP3)

Alex. Cheers, congrats.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (d6TTt)

104 Well, don't worry about it. In fifty years we'll all be chicks, as Adam Carolla says. The human race will be extinct,
---
Well not really. Russia and China don't seem to have any interest in going full retard on this, neither do the mohammadans. Eventually one of them will win and humanity will continue.

Europe and the Americas will be pretty empty, though.

Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (3Liv/)

105 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (0F67M)

106
*FLAILS ALL OVER THE PLACE*

You could put your eye out!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters. at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (3myMJ)

107
Organizers of the vulvular spectacle were confused by the sudden onslaught of vendors selling fish tacos in the vicinity of their event.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (BK3ZS)

108 F'yeah, baby! Face it, guys, the schlong is shameful and disgusting. Someday it will be expunged from the face of the earth, and good riddance! Join us! No one really wants to be stuck with a penis. Ace is in denial. All you cismen are in denial.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (PjWy4)

109 Huh. Vulva shame. Huh. A beaver is that warm brown fuzzy thing that every man on earth wants to get into. A bitch is the woman that owns it. Sitting on a gold mine and grousing about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (9iR5/)

110 Spypeach, my eldest is the same way. Fortunately, she decided college isn't for her, and went to a coding bootcamp instead, so she has far less debt. Now she just needs a job.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (y9k+Y)

111 What about starfishgate?

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (Tyii7)

112 Alex, as I mentioned in the previous thread, the Indians' starter, 2nd start and 1st playoff start, was fantastic.
Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (Zd1ln)

Yup.

The Indians have focused for years on growing pitching and now going out and buying pitching and it's paying off.

Ahahahah Frank Robinson giving the MVP to Andrew Miller "Even I don't want to face you."

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (dEQP3)

113 I know I'm going to have a sad when I'm done working at the college

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (sWbjH)

114 Serious question - am I just clueless to the fact that there is such a thing as vulva shame? WTF is vulva shame? Like some chick looks at another chicks hoo-haa and makes fun of her vulva?

What's next? Poop color shame? Your poop is too sand colored, you high fat diet loser!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (pUDQf)

115
Did the Delta House "Eat Me" Cake float show up?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (BK3ZS)

116 Face it, guys, the schlong is shameful and disgusting. Someday it will be expunged from the face of the earth, and good riddance!

From my cold dead hand ...

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (0F67M)

117 "Okay, who has the Oscar Mayer Weiner-mobile, and how soon can it get there?"

"RAMMING SPEED!!!"

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (iIzG7)

118 I was just wondering what all these untamed beards around me are supposed to represent. Lately I feel like I'm surrounded by the Smith Bros. and all their clones.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2016 07:05 PM (nNdYv)

It's a little "fuck you" to the beta males and feminazi baby boomers who run the world.

Oh, and chicks dig it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (cJrMO)

119
What's the big fuss about Vulvas?
Fine, safe Swedish car why all the hate?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (yfObW)

120 I mean, millennials are so disgusted with this nonsense, they brought back facial hair like its the 1800s just to prove a point about masculinity.

I beg to differ. The beards, like a lot of things hipsters do, is worn ironically. It's a feat of millennials that most of the hipsters I've seen wearing beards look less masculine with them.

Posted by: AD at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (YxUZt)

121 Posted by: weft cut-loop

Try getting a sense of humor. It's a help in life.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters. at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (3myMJ)

122 Although to be frank, that doesn't look much like a vulva, if mine is anything to go by.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (PjWy4)

123 Ryan Merritt's mom is ecstatic this evening. Her boy did well.

Halfway through the fourth inning someone discovered Merritt's wedding website and gift registry and tweeted out the url to the Indians fanbase.

I'd imagine everything was bought!

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (/m8T6)

124 Best line ever:
1944 - 18 yr olds storm Omaha Beach
2016 - 18 yr olds need safe spaces. Because words hurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (CJOtA)

125 "Economically comfortable upper middle class women-toddlers who have never known much in the way of competition, conflict, or challenge sure seem very creative at imagining new, trivial ways in which they're being oppressed. It gives their cush lives some kind of drama, which in turn invests trivial, soft, vapid lives with something that could be mistaken at a distance for meaning."

I think what you're referring to there is "cul-de-sac cred".

Posted by: jbspry at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (QGbEp)

126 From my cold sticky dead hand ...
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (0F67M)

FIFY.

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 07:09 PM (dEQP3)

127 116
Face it, guys, the schlong is shameful and disgusting. Someday it
will be expunged from the face of the earth, and good riddance!

From my cold dead hand ...

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (0F67M)

Golf clap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 07:09 PM (pUDQf)

128 I beg to differ. The beards, like a lot of things hipsters do, is worn ironically. It's a feat of millennials that most of the hipsters I've seen wearing beards look less masculine with them.
Posted by: AD at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (YxUZt)

Nah. Most bearded millennials are not hipsters. And frankly, the hipsters aren't that bad. A little weird, but much more libertarianesque (typically) then other ... social movements? I dont know, what would you call hipsters?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 07:09 PM (cJrMO)

129 So, the public has a perception of vulvas? Who knew.

I guess I went to the wrong college.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:09 PM (wgFcF)

130
Yeah, and really -- as a millennial who is surrounded by millennials and is related to and friends with a lot of millennials -- these dumbasses don't represent any kind of significant chunk of my generation. They're funny to laugh at, but no one takes them seriously.

The dumbass wanna-be hippies from the 70's are the ones driving this nonsense. Not the coddled idiots in the millennial generation.

I mean, millennials are so disgusted with this nonsense, they brought back facial hair like its the 1800s just to prove a point about masculinity.

***

I love Millennials. Just like I love Gen-Xers and Baby Boomers.... selectively.

There are good and bad in all generations.

At present, I have four Millennials working for me and I couldn't think more highly of them. They are hard working, intelligent, clever, eager, confident, and they make everyone who walks into the room feel as if they've known them for years.

I know I'll eventually make a bad hire, and pick a bad Millennial, but I've picked bad older folks too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 07:10 PM (SEXy3)

131
A bitch is the woman that owns it. Sitting on a gold mine and grousing about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 07:06 PM (9iR5/)

The problem is when you want to make it into a hat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2016 07:10 PM (yfObW)

132 Mtf, that's great.

Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 07:10 PM (Zd1ln)

133 What's next? Poop color shame? Your poop is too sand colored, you high fat diet loser!

Ya high fibre floater!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 07:10 PM (CJOtA)

134 I dont know, what would you call hipsters?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 07:09 PM (cJrMO)

Douchebags, usually.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 07:10 PM (zc3Db)

135 This is an example of having a big pussy instead of a tiny penis.

{�}

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (Zvj7s)

136 'Just give me a quick head's up so I have a chance to put my dentures in.
Posted by: Madonna at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM '

Baby take your teeth out
Try it one time
Baby take your teeth out
It'll be fine

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (BO/km)

137 120 I mean, millennials are so disgusted with this nonsense, they brought back facial hair like its the 1800s just to prove a point about masculinity.

I beg to differ. The beards, like a lot of things hipsters do, is worn ironically. It's a feat of millennials that most of the hipsters I've seen wearing beards look less masculine with them.
Posted by: AD at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (YxUZt)

And then they go with a man bun.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (z/Ubi)

138
They should fill the clit with candy and let all the kids take a whack at it.

Hit the Clit. Get it?

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (8ZskC)

Sounds kind of sexist to me, since none of the boys are gonna be able to find it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (LuZz8)

139 Never seen a purple one. Acturian?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (JO9+V)

140 See? this is just sad. So many good pranks in fewer than 120 comments, and I bet if anyone on that campus thought of any of these, he immediately said "prolly shouldn't," or maybe joked about it with his buddies, then they all sighed and said, "that would have been so cool."

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (hhV+y)

141 112
Ahahahah Frank Robinson giving the MVP to Andrew Miller "Even I don't want to face you."
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (dEQP3)

I don't have TV, so I can't see what's going on. Is Frank Robinson involved with the Indians? I remember when he played for the Reds (my hometown team) when I was a little kid.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

142 There's an old movie in which Ron Jeremy stuffs a chick into a giant vulva.

Now we have college...

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (58UGl)

143 Try getting a sense of humor. It's a help in life.
Posted by: Meremortal

Humor? You mean that thing that goes to die in your hands?

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (V3IFq)

144 I mean, millennials are so disgusted with this nonsense, they brought back facial hair like its the 1800s just to prove a point about masculinity.

Take a second look. Hard. Most thetas don't know which end of the axe to hold. F'n nancy bois.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (CJOtA)

145 *High-Fives AtC from the corner of Carnegie and Ontario!!!*

...ironically.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (6gk0M)

146 And then they go with a man bun.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (z/Ubi)

Yeah, I can't really explain the man bun. It's an oddity, for sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (cJrMO)

147 The University where I teach part time did something like this last year. This year the President is concerned about the spike in freshman to sophomore dropouts.
I wonder why...?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (0tfLf)

148 Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

Orioles too.

Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 07:13 PM (Zd1ln)

149 Lindor is just ridiculously talented. It's ridiculous. And no one has more fun doing his job than he does.
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 07:00 PM (dEQP3)

He makes real good chocolate too.

Posted by: F.N.G. at October 19, 2016 07:13 PM (kiSdp)

150 Maybe the Indians could replace him with a picture of Ghoulardi, or maybe Big Chuck and Little John.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2016 07:13 PM (6Ll1u)

151 I don't have TV, so I can't see what's going on. Is Frank Robinson involved with the Indians? I remember when he played for the Reds (my hometown team) when I was a little kid.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

Frank Robinson is the honorary AL President and once upon a time he was a player manager for the Indians.

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 07:13 PM (dEQP3)

152 Stupid bints

No, vulvas are NOT a shame in our society.

Go to Saudi and show us how much your lady parts are valued

Holy shit the west deserves to fall

Posted by: Tracy at October 19, 2016 07:13 PM (cNnDD)

153 "i wish i were an oscar mayer weiner
that is what i truly wish to be
for if i was an oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love with me."

in memorium richard trentlage

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2016 07:13 PM (WTSFk)

154
Back when I was a teenager we once shamed a guy who showed up driving his parents old Volvo

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2016 07:13 PM (lKyWE)

155 151 And then they go with a man bun.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (z/Ubi)

Yeah, I can't really explain the man bun. It's an oddity, for sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (cJrMO)

Man bun means one of two things. You are a feudal Samurai.

Or you're a douchebag.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2016 07:14 PM (z/Ubi)

156 He makes real good chocolate too.

*fistbump*

Love the White Truffles.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 07:14 PM (0F67M)

157 No worries. This will all go away when the West is split up between China, Russia & the Caliphate.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2016 07:14 PM (7qAYi)

158 Maybe getting into a nuclear war with Russia isn't such a bad thing after all. I guaran-fucking-tee any survivors will not be worried about "toxic masculinity".

Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at October 19, 2016 07:14 PM (MR1wI)

159 119
"What's the big fuss about Vulvas?
Fine, safe Swedish car why all the hate?"

They're talking about a woman's pussy, a thing sacred and miraculous, filled with power and wonder and which, if grabbed by Donald Trump, is a filthy, foul and disgusting thing which should disqualify him from being president for even talking about among other men.

Posted by: jbspry at October 19, 2016 07:14 PM (QGbEp)

160 Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (V3IFq)

Good one.

Tips hat.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters. at October 19, 2016 07:14 PM (3myMJ)

161 I don't have TV, so I can't see what's going on. Is Frank Robinson involved with the Indians?
===========================

He player/managed the Indians at the end of his career, but I think he works for MLB now and was presenting the awards on their behalf to the Tribe.

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 07:15 PM (/m8T6)

162 >>I dont know, what would you call hipsters?

Thin necked, feminine acting, skinny men obsessed with their clothing. The beards make this seem more obvious.

Get a crew cut and hit the weights. THAT will make you look like a man.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2016 07:15 PM (q177U)

163 Exactly where do you buy a 20 foot inflatable vulva?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 19, 2016 07:15 PM (87pa5)

164 They're not all crazy...

"...a graduate student, said he did not understand the point of PUSSYGATE. "It's some balloons that vaguely look like a vulva...I have no idea why its there. If people are trying to make some sort of statement, I have no idea what it is."

Ha! But at least the fat-uglies feel empowered.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:15 PM (wgFcF)

165 "Yeah, I can't really explain the man bun. It's an oddity, for sure."

Or, as we refer to it here, the "doucheknot."

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (iIzG7)

166 He didn't just break her jaw. He shattered her entire universe of comfortable social and class and gender expectations, in which she had marinated for decades. Things got worse after that.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 19, 2016 07:01 PM (noWW6)

Like Hank Williams Jr. sang..."Attitude adjustment, it works every time."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (ej1L0)

167 _Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (cJrMO)_

Oh I thought it was rebellion against the tyranny of shaving every day or the high cost of razor blades or something.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (nNdYv)

168 Oops, I see AtC already covered it!

GO Tribe!

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (/m8T6)

169 If Trump had visited, it would have caused a meta-narrative rift in time-space.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (0F67M)

170 I am against this, if it offends my Muslim brothers. I wouldn't blame them if they resorted to extreme measures to shut it down, it's so disrespectful of their beliefs.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (PjWy4)

171 So, if you drive a Prius through this thing, it would be like driving a vagina INTO another vagina.

Whoa! Mind. Blown.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (hhV+y)

172
Ugh

Embarrassing, undignified, anti intellectual, dehumanizing, juvenile and vulgar

Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (+GOlG)

173 I don't have TV either. MLB At Bat app lets you watch playoff games if you enter your login credentials for your pay TV. That.makes.no.sense.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (y9k+Y)

174 149
Take a second look. Hard. Most thetas don't know which end of the axe to hold. F'n nancy bois.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (CJOtA)

Lot of narcissistic guys out there.

All buff, self- regarding, floor length mirror types.

If you examine any work crew who, you know, do physical work, the prettiness and pleasing physique is not what it's about.

Our preening underwear ad males, well, I don't think they'd get a lot of work done.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (d6TTt)

175 The Penis is Evil

Posted by: Zardoz at October 19, 2016 07:17 PM (J9FkY)

176 Sounds like Vaginal Hubris

http://tinyurl.com/j65zqls

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at October 19, 2016 07:17 PM (dhEDY)

177 Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (iIz
I'm stealing that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 07:17 PM (Q5Ymk)

178 Exactly where do you buy a 20 foot inflatable vulva?

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 19, 2016 07:15 PM (87pa5)

You buy a 20 foot inflatable dick and remove all reason and accountability from it.

Posted by: Whoever Jack Nicholson was in As Good As It Gets at October 19, 2016 07:17 PM (zc3Db)

179 130
I love Millennials. Just like I love Gen-Xers and Baby Boomers.... selectively.

There are good and bad in all generations.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 07:10 PM (SEXy3)

This. Exactly.

Some Millennials are douchenozzles, while others fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. Some Boomers fought in Vietnam, and when they got home, they were spat upon... by other Boomers.

And the WWII generation were the Boomers' parents, after all. There's some room for criticism there.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

180 Nah. Most bearded millennials are not hipsters. And frankly, the hipsters aren't that bad. A little weird, but much more libertarianesque...

True, but there's still very little that's macho about them (I'm not saying I am either for the record, but they just ain't). I never seen much antagonism about all this sort of stuff from a hipster (online, in person, wherever). Ever. And i have to strain to think of widescale examples from millennials.

what would you call hipsters?

Think Williamsburg. Actually, that's unfair. But think of the stereotype of Williamsburg.

Posted by: AD at October 19, 2016 07:18 PM (YxUZt)

181 Good one.

Tips hat.
Posted by: Meremortal

Meh. It was lacking something. I think I just spent too much time on it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 07:18 PM (V3IFq)

182 165
"Yeah, I can't really explain the man bun. It's an oddity, for sure."

Or, as we refer to it here, the "doucheknot."

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (iIzG7)

It happens in every generation. The hairy hippies, the feathered 70's, the rat tail and mullet 80's, and so on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2016 07:18 PM (pUDQf)

183
Someone should run a continuous loop of a train going into a tunnel alongside the mega twat.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (yfObW)

184 All deliveries must use the cervix entrance.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (flrWR)

185 I was always sure you couldn't fix stupid, but Damn, now you pay to get stupider.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (nfXQq)

186 I wonder what these vulva-pridesters would have done if an some guys carrying an extra large cock had shown up and repeatedly gone in and out of their vulva "gate."

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (wgFcF)

187 Hey guys and gals....

What fresh hell has transpired on this fine Wednesday?

I'm just here to Willow this shizzle.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (qUNWi)

188 > So, if you drive a Prius through this thing, it would be like driving a vagina INTO another vagina.

You forgot to include the vagina driving it, so would actually be the long-rumored, but heretofore considered mythical, Triple Vagina Convergence.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (87pa5)

189 You forgot to include the vagina driving it, so would actually be the long-rumored, but heretofore considered mythical, Triple Vagina Convergence.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (87pa5)

Dammit. You're right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 07:20 PM (hhV+y)

190 You forgot to include the vagina driving it, so would actually be the long-rumored, but heretofore considered mythical, Triple Vagina Convergence.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom

I think that was the plot for Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 07:20 PM (V3IFq)

191 Bot did I miss a whole lotta nuthin missing every game of the ALCS.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 07:20 PM (qUNWi)

192 "Pussy Pride"? If I said that out loud I would have gotten the back of my fathers hand..Well if I said it Public

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 07:21 PM (PBJgT)

193 The old joke " if you drive a Prius, you don't have to have an Obama sticker. You're being redundant".

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 07:21 PM (d6TTt)

194 I don't mind college kids being interested in genitals, I mind those trying to politicize every damn thing (including, now, genitals).

Screw those people, specifically.

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 07:21 PM (/m8T6)

195 "And the WWII generation were the Boomers' parents, after all. There's some room for criticism there."

They grew up during the depression and were desperate to make life better and less stressful for their children.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.. at October 19, 2016 07:21 PM (3myMJ)

196 A vagina driving a vagina into a vagina?

That's hot.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 07:21 PM (qUNWi)

197 how is walking through that without consent NOT rape?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 19, 2016 07:22 PM (EZDs2)

198 Misandry - it's forbidden to be aware of it, or acknowledge it's existence.

Posted by: OK, Thanks Bye at October 19, 2016 07:22 PM (ucB75)

199 "I'm stealing that."

Lady, I'm give that away for free. Picture this flowchart:

Question: Should I wear a man bun?
-- TEST: Are you Toshiro Mifune?
IF YES: You have earned the right to wear a man bun.
IF NO: No, you are just a common douchebag.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 07:22 PM (iIzG7)

200 You better not be smoking...unless it's weed.

You better not be having unprotected sex...unless you're HIV+.

You better be a vegetarian...unless you're fat, plus-size model.

....

Posted by: The Left at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (eRsdt)

201 195 "And the WWII generation were the Boomers' parents, after all. There's some room for criticism there."

They grew up during the depression and were desperate to make life better and less stressful for their children.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.. at October 19, 2016 07:21 PM (3myMJ)

Exactly.

Unintended consequences are a bitch.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

202
I wish the Trump bus would have driven through it

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (lKyWE)

203 Isn't this the same school that hired hookers to come and give lectures on sexual practices a few years ago?

---

remember, sexual practices make sexual perfects

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (EZDs2)

204 I know there's a debate tonight, but the Indians just made the WS for the first time in 19 years, so I'll be balls deep in the tapioca for the next few hours at least. Thinking about Hillary ruining this country is dulling my high a tiny bit, but only slightly - I'm kind of up in the clouds right now.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (kumBu)

205 What the hell. Weeks of listening to reports of Trump using the word pussy and these idiots are going on about pussy shaming.
We're lost.
I would like to explain to my 92 year old mother some of the crap these women are spouting. Their lives are just horrible.
She would laugh and the cry for our country.
My mother went to work in a factory at age 17. When WWII came along she riveted airplane wings in that factory. She then married and bore 2 children. When I was 8 my dad began to drink heavily. He lost job after job. My mother supported us, including her MIL who lived with us. She worked 2nd and 3rd shifts in a hot, dirty factory. Temps in the summer were over 100. She worked in that factory until she was 65. Her monthly pension is $296.
That's putting up with adversity.
Stupid, stupid women.
I look to mom to see what a true woman is. Not to the asshole women who think they are such feminists.
And whining sissies.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (wV8s/)

206 The vulva...a place I spent 9 months trying to escape, and the rest of my life trying to get back in....

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 19, 2016 07:24 PM (7N6ox)

207 pro-tip for the 'ettes: If you pussy is purple, you really ought to get it looked at.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 19, 2016 07:24 PM (EZDs2)

208 I'd really like them to explain where all of this supposed "pussy" and "period" shaming originated.

What's next, protests about urination and defecation shaming?
Or maybe the dreaded earwax and scab shaming?
Then maybe someone will do something about all that zit-popping shaming, amIright????????

Nothing like creating fake social ills to rail about instead of learning something of substance while going into $200K worth of college loan debt...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 07:24 PM (NOIQH)

209 187 Hey guys and gals....

What fresh hell has transpired on this fine Wednesday?

I'm just here to Willow this shizzle.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (qUNWi)

Well, I'm lamenting the Decline and Fall of American Society.
Others are celebrating Clevelands win.
Some are ragging on Prius drivers, and apparently Madonna is giving free blowjobs on the promise of voting for Hillary.

Typical day.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 07:24 PM (d6TTt)

210 32 This happened back in June, which means that they're working feverishly to one-up this with something even more infantile.
Posted by: nraendowment at October 19, 2016 06:52 PM (MnDAb)

Vas Deferens Vagrants? I'm picturing those tall, tubular inflatables that 'dance' at used car lots and liquor store grand openings....

Posted by: the Butcher at October 19, 2016 07:24 PM (AGJqR)

211 It's Brave New World (TM) and 1984 (TM) right now.

Pretty soon, under the FAB's reign (part 1) it'll be Fahrenheit 451 (TM).

In Her Reign (part 2, president-for-life, note the caps) we'll go to Lord of the Flies (TM).

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 19, 2016 07:24 PM (U6f54)

212 Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (wV8s/)

God bless your mother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 07:24 PM (hhV+y)

213 Better to get some Pussy, Then to be a Pussy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 07:25 PM (PBJgT)

214 "Bot did I miss a whole lotta nuthin missing every game of the ALCS.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 07:20 PM (qUNWi) "

You missed the apotheosis of Andrew Miller. He's now at least a minor deity. If he does this again in the WS, he's heading into the Pantheon.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 07:25 PM (kumBu)

215 The saddest part is that society is changing to accept this shit. I , for one, will be long dead and gone before this nightmare reaches peak insanity.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2016 07:25 PM (nfXQq)

216 212. He has.
Thanks

Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 19, 2016 07:26 PM (wV8s/)

217 The saddest part is that society is changing to accept this shit. I , for one, will be long dead and gone before this nightmare reaches peak insanity.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2016 07:25 PM (nfXQq)

Me too...But then I never thought it would get this bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 07:26 PM (PBJgT)

218 146 And then they go with a man bun.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (z/Ubi)

Yeah, I can't really explain the man bun. It's an oddity, for sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (cJrMO)

If you aren't a samurai or a sumo wrestler you have no business wearing such a thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:26 PM (0mRoj)

219 Ok, I donated to Trump.

If I suddenly disappear, send lawyers, guns and money.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 07:27 PM (Enq6K)

220 #205, your mother sounds wonderful; I'm simultaneously happy that she is still with you (mine is not), and unhappy that she and her generation sacrificed so much and some have lived to see this shit

Posted by: the Butcher at October 19, 2016 07:27 PM (AGJqR)

221 i'm gonna make a 20 foot sphinctergate. I just need something to use as a model...

Posted by: hope solo at October 19, 2016 07:27 PM (EZDs2)

222 A vagina driving a vagina into a vagina?

Schroedinger's Pussy

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 07:28 PM (JO9+V)

223 I would say Brave New World is here.
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Umm. Sorry, that book will have to be banned. You see, the word "Brave" implies "masculinity", and we can not allow that.

Posted by: SJW ~~in Chief~~ Minister of Literature at October 19, 2016 07:28 PM (eMnol)

224 The writing is on the wall. Make. The. Switch.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 19, 2016 07:28 PM (PjWy4)

225 204 I know there's a debate tonight, but the Indians just made the WS for the first time in 19 years, so I'll be balls deep in the tapioca for the next few hours at least. Thinking about Hillary ruining this country is dulling my high a tiny bit, but only slightly - I'm kind of up in the clouds right now.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (kumBu)

On October 27, 2008, the Phillies won the World Series for the first time in 28 years, and only the second time in the team's history.

Eight days later Barack Hussein Obama was elected President of the United States.

You wanna talk about a buzzkill?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:28 PM (sdi6R)

226 Schroedinger's Pussy

Ze thread champyun!

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2016 07:28 PM (qUNWi)

227
What was it missing, you may wonder?

How about a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Man installed in the opening?

https://youtu.be/TsiX6PEaRL0

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2016 07:29 PM (BK3ZS)

228
i'm gonna make a 20 foot sphinctergate. I just need something to use as a model...
Posted by: hope solo at October 19, 2016 07:27 PM (EZDs2)

I'm free

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2016 07:29 PM (lKyWE)

229 >>>Nothing like creating fake social ills to rail about instead of learning something of substance while going into $200K worth of college loan debt...
Posted by: Lizzy<<<

You forgot about the rape. Nothing says FML like being a still-teenaged virgin accused of rape.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 07:29 PM (cyoBN)

230 "Pussy Pride"?

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What like a pride of Lions? or lionesses?

Posted by: hope solo at October 19, 2016 07:29 PM (EZDs2)

231 Put up a giant asshole for those people who are ashamed of their asshole.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at October 19, 2016 07:29 PM (BO/km)

232 I have to say, a 20' inflatable penis would be fascinating sight.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2016 07:29 PM (eMnol)

233 219 Ok, I donated to Trump.

If I suddenly disappear, send lawyers, guns and money.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 07:27 PM (Enq6K)

Ma'am, we've noticed a few discrepancies, in your past filings.

Please report to the nearest Federal Building, basement level.
We will need to clear matters up.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 07:30 PM (d6TTt)

234 Ok I just put my money where my mouth is and sent 35 bucks to Trump.

You can too peeps.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 07:30 PM (QTy02)

235 Yeah, I can't really explain the man bun. It's an oddity, for sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 07:12 PM (cJrMO)

If you aren't a samurai or a sumo wrestler you have no business wearing such a thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:26 PM (0mRoj)

Hey, why can't we get the whole man-bun thing shut down by saying it's cultural appropriation?

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2016 07:30 PM (7qAYi)

236 206 The vulva...a place I spent 9 months trying to escape, and the rest of my life trying to get back in....
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 19, 2016 07:24 PM (7N6ox)

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hopefully not the same one!

Posted by: Your Mother at October 19, 2016 07:31 PM (EZDs2)

237 Mr. Trump, if you're elected, will you see to it that the EPA employees who keep crapping in the hall in the Denver office get a stern talking-to?

Posted by: Furious George, Debate Moderator at October 19, 2016 07:31 PM (dYw0K)

238 boy, when a fascist juggernaut builds up a head of steam it really rolls, don't it?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 19, 2016 07:31 PM (oAY8z)

239 Recall that the adult cast and crew of "Orange is the New Black" posed for a pic all wearing shirts with "VAGINAS AGAINST TRUMP".

They *reduced themselves* to merely vaginas and then call him a misogynist. The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 07:32 PM (NOIQH)

240 i'm gonna make a 20 foot sphinctergate. I just need something to use as a model...
Posted by: hope solo at October 19, 2016 07:27 PM (EZDs2)

I'm free
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2016 07:29 PM (lKyWE)

Ditto

Posted by: Goatse at October 19, 2016 07:33 PM (yfObW)

241 I expect next " election" Empress Hillary will be elevated to the next term, by acclamation of the Senate.
Huma will be the Pontiff of Augurs, and Obama will be Deified.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 07:33 PM (d6TTt)

242 What am I missing out on? I'm not ashamed of my vulva. I'm just very selective about who has access to it.

Posted by: Emmie at October 19, 2016 07:34 PM (xVuS6)

243 hopefully not the same one!

Posted by: Your Mother at October 19, 2016 07:31 PM (EZDs2)
You say that like there is something wrong with it...

Posted by: Oedipus at October 19, 2016 07:34 PM (7N6ox)

244 "You wanna talk about a buzzkill?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:28 PM (sdi6R) "

Could happen again - the WS likely goes into November, probably less than a week between the final out and the election. Also, unless the Indians sweep, I'm going to be out of the country for the end of the WS. Just my luck to pick this year to visit my friends in Japan. But if you see on the news a gaijin running amok in downtown Kyoto, it's probably me.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 07:35 PM (kumBu)

245 The Northwestern students even colored the vulva purple, after their school colors.

Isn't this the same school that hired hookers to come and give lectures on sexual practices a few years ago?

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (/m8T6)

And whose football team had members who sued the NCAA for the 'right' to unionize college football players. Because they want to be paid, have collective bargaining rights, and royalites if a college dares put a picture of them in uniform on any kind of game day advertisement, etc.

It's not like their not getting a full ride scholarship to a very expensive school, plus a stipend from the NCAA, plus paid medical insurance, tutoring, etc.
It's just not fair.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 07:35 PM (ntZAP)

246 Hey, why can't we get the whole man-bun thing shut down by saying it's cultural appropriation?
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2016 07:30 PM (7qAYi)

Not a bad idea.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:35 PM (0mRoj)

247 "VAGINAS AGAINST TRUMP".

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mmmmm I like vaginas against me

Posted by: DONALD at October 19, 2016 07:35 PM (EZDs2)

248 And McConnell would stymie efforts not to coronate Hillary, because Long Game.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 07:35 PM (+rOBu)

249 65 My Alma mater -sigh-

I think I have you beat. I have a kid there--literally paying for this crap.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at October 19, 2016 07:36 PM (Vg1s0)

250 With the epidemic of giant pussys on campus diplomas will now be made of super absorbent cotton.

Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 07:36 PM (BO/km)

251 scholar Dr. Niobe Way

Who you going to believe centuries of Human Experience or Doctor No Way.

Posted by: Sean Conner scratching his balls on the reactor gantry. at October 19, 2016 07:36 PM (8J/Te)

252 Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (wV8s/)

God bless your mother. She sounds wonderful.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:36 PM (wgFcF)

253 241 I expect next " election" Empress Hillary will be elevated to the next term, by acclamation of the Senate.
Huma will be the Pontiff of Augurs, and Obama will be Deified.

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pontifex maximus clitoris dominatrix

Posted by: DONALD at October 19, 2016 07:36 PM (EZDs2)

254 On the man bun thing. Where I get my hair cut the young lady told me her brother had a man bun but kept the sides shaved. He was donating his hair to "Locks of Love" the group that makes wigs for cancer patients. She was cutting it all off for him last weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2016 07:37 PM (nfXQq)

255 It amazes me that they think that this IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVAH!!!111!!
There they are in college, looking at one of the worst job markets ever, digging themselves into huge debt that many of them will never pay back, getting degrees in subjects that almost guarantee that they will be working at Starbucks or BestBuy for the rest of their natural lives, and this is what they are focusing on? Really? Who are these douchenozzeles?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 07:37 PM (9iR5/)

256 The left has found out that if you corrupt the family, you can politically harness the anguish and anger of poorly-loved children who hate themselves on the inside.

Posted by: Commercial Break at October 19, 2016 07:37 PM (yohDQ)

257 I hope you brought enough pussy to share with everyone.

Come On. Everybody grab a handful.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2016 07:38 PM (P/kVC)

258 243 hopefully not the same one!

Posted by: Your Mother at October 19, 2016 07:31 PM (EZDs2)
You say that like there is something wrong with it...
Posted by: Oedipus at October 19, 2016 07:34 PM (7N6ox)

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It's good to be the Rex

Posted by: Louis XVI at October 19, 2016 07:38 PM (EZDs2)

259 Ok, I donated to Trump.

If I suddenly disappear, send lawyers, guns and money.

***

I finally acquiesced a couple of weeks ago, but went in small. Just $35.

I asked on one of the threads, yesterday, about the name of the logical fallacy wherein one, for instance, reads a newspaper, knows for sure that the first article they read is bullshit, then continues to read the paper and believe the rest of what he reads.

It was making me crazy trying to remember but a few helpful Morons jumped in to remind me that it's the Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect.

Well, there's fucking Gell-Mann Amnesia as far as the eye can see right now.

The same media who have lied and conspired with the Dems to push their agenda, and who have been busted time and time again editing for effect the words and actions of Trump, are NOW totally right!

Yep! They're liars and thieves, but they have a whole new religious conversion to integrity in reporting when it comes to Trump.

Yeah. Ok.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 07:38 PM (SEXy3)

260 I can't help but think that when the socio-economic correction occurs, it's going to be severe.

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2016 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

261 243 hopefully not the same one!

Posted by: Your Mother at October 19, 2016 07:31 PM (EZDs2)
You say that like there is something wrong with it...
Posted by: Oedipus at October 19, 2016 07:34 PM (7N6ox)

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you can't have that. You'll put an eye out!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 19, 2016 07:38 PM (EZDs2)

262 I mean, millennials are so disgusted with this nonsense, they brought back facial hair like its the 1800s just to prove a point about masculinity.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:59 PM (cJrM

I think that, much like tattoos, it's more just a matter of fashion than any cultural point. Besides, how can you reconcile that hypothesis with the manscaping shit, which is about as effeminate a fashion as can be imagined.

Hemlines go up, hemlines go down, pant legs flare into bell bottoms, they become stick-like, guys wear crew-cuts, guys wear hair shoulder-length, etc.

So I don't think millennials were proving any point about masculinity. At all. It's just the fashion, that's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 07:38 PM (SRKgf)

263 I was going to apply to Northwestern at one point - looks like I made the right choice going to Case. Though I'm sure we have our share of stupid SJW shit too.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 07:39 PM (kumBu)

264 We live in a world of children.

Don't like foolies? Must be a grup!

BONK-BONK on the head.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2016 07:39 PM (AroJD)

265 It amazes me that they think that this IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVAH!!!111!!
There they are in college, looking at one of the worst job markets ever, digging themselves into huge debt that many of them will never pay back, getting degrees in subjects that almost guarantee that they will be working at Starbucks or BestBuy for the rest of their natural lives, and this is what they are focusing on? Really? Who are these douchenozzeles?

****

All the reasons you've pointed to are in their future, not their present.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 07:39 PM (SEXy3)

266 You laugh about "in 50 years we'll all be chicks", but the English have made recent breakthroughs in parthenogenesis. A male free future is only a few decades away from being a reality! No more Shia LeBeoufs. No more Shep Smiths. It's going to be awesome.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 19, 2016 07:39 PM (PjWy4)

267 I identify as Lord Humungous, the first Duke of Lowell.

Just walk away.

Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2016 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)

268 Whut NDH said.

Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 07:39 PM (BO/km)

269 An angry bull can be easily steered where you want him to unleash his wrath. A peaceful one just wants to munch on grass.

Posted by: Commercial Break at October 19, 2016 07:39 PM (yohDQ)

270 Here's the message you get after you donate:

Thank you for your generous donation.

Your support matters now more than ever because the stakes are so high.

We must stop Crooked Hillary from ruining our country. We must thwart the slew of bias and lies the mainstream media is feeding America. We MUST win BIG in November and Make America Great Again! Your donation will help us accomplish this -- and more.

Together, our voices are becoming louder and clearer, representing a bright new future for our great nation full of more opportunities for everyone, not just a select few.

Find your polling place here, and remember to vote for Donald J. Trump.

We thank you for your continuous support,

Team TRUMP

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 07:40 PM (QTy02)

271 I am one of those upper middle class educated women who thanks God every day that I was born here in this country, and now in this time because we have NEVER had it so good.

I fucking HATE this shit and am embarrassed by those sharing my cis-gender whatever who actually sell and who believe this garbage.

Have we reached peak stupid yet? If not yet, WHEN?

Posted by: Goldilocks at October 19, 2016 07:40 PM (pOgVG)

272 173 I don't have TV either. MLB At Bat app lets you watch playoff games if you enter your login credentials for your pay TV. That.makes.no.sense.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (y9k+Y)

Same problem here. Got Sling TV. Problem solved. For $25/month you get ALL of the games. Bugger ESPN and Time-Warner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 07:40 PM (SRKgf)

273 You better not be smoking...unless it's weed.

You better not be having unprotected sex...unless you're HIV+.

You better be a vegetarian...unless you're fat, plus-size model.

....
Posted by: The Left

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You better not be bombing a foreign country... unless you're a democrat.

Posted by: RKae at October 19, 2016 07:40 PM (KFnnG)

274 Even their names are fucked up. Ary and Niobe?

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 19, 2016 07:40 PM (PnqdD)

275 264 We live in a world of children.

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if only...

Posted by: Hairy Reed at October 19, 2016 07:41 PM (EZDs2)

276 The cosmic balance must be maintained. Cleveland sports teams are actually winning - there's a price to be paid for this. It's too good to be free.

(I mean, the Browns are going to go 0-16, so that's part of the balance)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 07:41 PM (kumBu)

277 >>
The left has found out that if you corrupt the family, you can
politically harness the anguish and anger of poorly-loved children who
hate themselves on the inside.

Well said.

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2010/07/sex_and_state_power.html

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 07:41 PM (NOIQH)

278 Well, don't worry about it. In fifty years we'll all be chicks, as Adam Carolla says. The human race will be extinct, and will only be Problematic as a historical, intellectual matter for some advanced star-faring race of xenoanthropologists.

Nah.

Basically, Europe is providing the template.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

When all the men are pussies, in come other men.

Unless something drastically changes in this country, if Hillary! becomes Prez.

We'll have an oligarchical kleptocracy that will collapse toward third world economy and eventually islam.

Islam will become part of the mix as a counter-balance to official radical feminism to protect men who will be able to push Mohammed's vision of society...via god's word as a belief which requires no compromise.

But, maybe not TFG's fecklessness has pretty much guaranteed major wars over the next 10-20 years and then all bets are off.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2016 07:41 PM (9q7Dl)

279 All the reasons you've pointed to are in their future, not their present.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

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Oprah says "Live in the moment!"

Posted by: RKae at October 19, 2016 07:41 PM (KFnnG)

280 66 Sadly, my older daughter caught the liberal virus, it has taken it's toll on our relationship this year. I hope with age she will see the light, but it sucks to be $70k in debt just to have my own child think I'm an idiot who is radical conservative crazy person....

Posted by: spypeach at October 19, 2016 07:00 PM (nyYhO)

Let her pay her own way, so you don't contaminate her with your filthy conservative lucre.

I call it "reality therapy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 07:42 PM (SRKgf)

281 Kaine rally after action report

I can say that the message was geared toward college students since the rally was held at UNC-A. There was about 300 or more there, mostly college students and older women.

Free tuition, raise minimum wage, stop climate change, Trump has a bad heart and is a bad person, anti-science, racist, sexist, etc.

No wonder Democrats are firebombing Repub HQ, they think they are doing the country a service!

When I was standing in line there was a lady behind me and a student (Bernie supporter) talking. He said he went to the Trump rally and she asked how it was (she didn't know this guy). So he starts saying the Trump supporters were defensive, quick to snap back. He just kept silent.

The lady said "oh my, why do you think they were like that?" He was like "I don't know." So I turned around and broke in and told the lady I was a Trump supporter and was at that rally with my four kid and wife and here is the rest of the story. We only had a ten foot wide space to walk in next to protesters yelling at us and when we left we were stuck in the building because the protesters were allow to the block the exit. Also inside people were yelling "fuck you Trump" and shooting the bird. This was all in front of young children.

The lady looked at the young guy and he said, "well, yeah, some of that happened".

Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:42 PM (BS8yt)

282 Netflix has a movie titled, "No Men Passed This Point" which is about our all-female future. It's not very good, unfortunately. I saw better treatments of the idea on Cinemax.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 19, 2016 07:42 PM (aL3pd)

283 Just checking in with the Horde to update on husband's hand surgery today.

Was expecting a minor surgery to clean up a botched one from a few years ago, that left his hand and arm swollen and in pain.

Doctor came out after over two hours surgery to kneel down (subtle warning), show me an extremely disturbing x-ray, and tell me, "The bones in your husband's right hand are literally, mush. I'm not sure it will heal."

So, we're at home, and husband is high and happy with his hand above his head for the next several days. I have not told him the news yet. Still in shock, and want to wait until morning and he understands what the doctor told me and I can show him the x-ray.

Prayers for him, please. I don't know what "I'm not sure it will heal" means for his hand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (928Aa)

284 When the Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough life boats for everyone, what was the general understanding, and what was the order given to the crowd?

"Women and children first."

Who was held in the most contempt?

Any man who disguised himself as a woman in order to get on a life boat.

It's the way it has to be. The harsh logic of survival, forgotten in generations of relative comfort and safety, soon to be rediscovered with a vengeance as the planned destruction of our society continues to converge us towards the nasty unforgiving average of human history.

You ungrateful ignorant and coddled maggots talk about male privilege, when all along it was male obligation and sacrifice, willingly accepted by men as the natural order of things.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (/f6Nd)

285 On the man bun thing. Where I get my hair cut the young lady told me her brother had a man bun but kept the sides shaved. He was donating his hair to "Locks of Love" the group that makes wigs for cancer patients. She was cutting it all off for him last weekend.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2016 07:37 PM (nfXQq)

Ok, a question. Who thought a new awesome trend in men's hairstyles consists of shaving their head almost bald from the temples past the ear, and growing all the hair on top of the head long enough so it looks like you have an onion bulb with greens for a head?

It would be one thing if it were a style just worn by dopey 17 year olds who think it's cool. But I have seen it on a bunch of middle age men, not the least of whom are Robert Herjevec from Shark Tank and Tarek El Moussa, from the HGTV show, Flip or Flop.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (ntZAP)

286 Well, don't worry about it. In fifty years we'll all be chicks, as Adam Carolla says.

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great. i'll be a really old bald fat chick

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (EZDs2)

287 An Amherst Junction woman has been charged with disorderly conduct after allegedly smearing peanut butter on several vehicles (30, according to the headline) parked outside what she mistakenly thought was a Donald Trump rally. Christina Ferguson, 32, was arrested on Oct. 17 after disrupting what was actually a meeting of the Tomorrow River Conservation Club.
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Love it.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.. at October 19, 2016 07:44 PM (3myMJ)

288 Have we reached peak stupid yet? If not yet, WHEN?
Posted by: Goldilocks

There is no 'peak' to stupid. There is no maximum value.

It's like time, or the digits in Pi, or the assholishness of New Yorkers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 07:45 PM (V3IFq)

289 You forgot to include the vagina driving it

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 19, 2016 07:19 PM (87pa5)

But not parallel parking it, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 07:45 PM (SRKgf)

290 Oh, Jane. Prayers for your husband.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 07:45 PM (hhV+y)

291 Are comments shut down at Breitbart?

Posted by: loginon at October 19, 2016 07:46 PM (sYX/e)

292 The Chinese have really missed out on a capitalist opportunity this Halloween. Every Democrat will be looking for a Donald Trump costume either for themselves or their kids though I have not seen any in Costco.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (8zHLN)

293 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (928Aa)
Jane, I'm praying for both of you. Stay strong.
I don't know what it won't heal means either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (Q5Ymk)

294 Just plopped down $500 for Trump.

Go Trump Train, roll over Hillary tonight.

Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (BS8yt)

295 Jane.. I'm so sorry. I hope his hand will heal. Did he have an orthopaedic surgeon?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (CNHr1)

296 If trump loses because Utahs ec votes go to mcmuffin, he needs to be punched in the balls, twice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (dnWSK)

297 OK, I'm ready to vote straight R. Two reasons have brought me round from abstaining at the top of the ticket:

1. Rs will oppose Trump if need be; The Hildebeest would be unopposed (the McCain factor, I call it).

2. Shrillery will be far worse for free speech, as Mark Steyn has re-emphasized after his long blog hiatus.

I think I'll I'll keep this moniker, though, in case scankles wins. I guess I'm just a SHIV (slow, hesitant, ignorant voter).

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (Eynls)

298 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (928Aa)

Prayers for full recovery for Mr. D'oh

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 07:48 PM (JO9+V)

299 https://tinyurl.com/hag7fdd

The Missing "Oh Shit" Link Revealed: Hillary Admits "I Asked That They Be Deleted"

Posted by: Evilpens at October 19, 2016 07:49 PM (y3aQB)

300 I did see some libs car with a bunch of Democrat bumper stickers (but strangely no Hillary sticker) so I put a small round Trump sticker on it in the mix.

Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:49 PM (BS8yt)

301 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (928Aa)

Horrible to read. Prayers up now and later. I've never heard of such a thing outside the sinus area.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.. at October 19, 2016 07:49 PM (3myMJ)

302 I think it's this kind of stuff that makes post-apocalyptic and/or zombie stories so popular these days. We subconsciously want civilization to crumble so we can return to a more real existence; where men are men and women are women.

Posted by: Pyrocles, the Deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:49 PM (NCx6F)

303 Yeesh. Like that fly that finds its way into your office to escape the autumn chill.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 19, 2016 07:49 PM (hhV+y)

304 Did he have an orthopaedic surgeon?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (CNHr1)

Yes. An excellent one. He can't believe the hot mess that was done by the last one.

Our anesthesiologist turned out to be a friend we knew through good friends in Atlanta, who lives here (and we have run into him a time or two). Sadly, he informed us his sister (one of our Atlanta friends) has lung cancer, so we talked about that before the surgery.

As I was leaving to bring the car around, he caught me in the hall and gave me a huge hug.

Exhausted. And in shock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 07:50 PM (928Aa)

305 Just made myself dinner and was flipping channel and there's Matthew Shepard's mother doing a campaign ad for Hillary! on what bad things can happen when methamphetamine deals go bad.
Oh, wait. Sorry. It's about "hate". Hater Trump is a homophobic hater who hates, haters! And don't you forget it!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 07:50 PM (qJhUV)

306 I think it's this kind of stuff that makes post-apocalyptic and/or zombie stories so popular these days. We subconsciously want civilization to crumble so we can return to a more real existence;

where men are men and women are women.

And the sheep are nervous.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 07:51 PM (CJOtA)

307 Who was held in the most contempt?

Any man who disguised himself as a woman in order to get on a life boat.

It's not a "disguise" if she really identified as a women. If it took a tragedy for her to get in touch with her feminine self, she deserves peoples' sympathy, not contempt! People were so ignorant and bigoted back then.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 19, 2016 07:51 PM (PjWy4)

308 If somebody who bought into this bullshit ever walked into my office for a job they would get thrown down the fire stairs and then be beaten with the penis that was ripped off their body because they didn't deserve it.

How's that for safe spaces?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2016 07:51 PM (9vY6F)

309 Seriously, why hasn't the banhammer come down on xzrw1? I don't care who it is, his posts, to a much lesser extent than mine, add no useful content to the comments.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 07:51 PM (dnWSK)

310 We won't be watching the debate, and I don't know if I'll be around later. Just wanted to update from yesterday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 07:52 PM (928Aa)

311 Jane you are right to wait until hubby is out from under the drugs more.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.. at October 19, 2016 07:52 PM (3myMJ)

312 Maybe I should have said greater extent, but the point is, he is more useless than me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 07:52 PM (dnWSK)

313 Prayers and hugs for the D'ohs.

Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 07:53 PM (Zd1ln)

314 Just got an email from Marco Rubio saying "hillary wants me gone".
So what, we all want you gone.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 19, 2016 07:53 PM (wV8s/)

315 Seriously, why hasn't the banhammer come down on xzrw1? I don't care who it is, his posts, to a much lesser extent than mine, add no useful content to the comments.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I think Ace still has a soft spot for Allahpundit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 07:53 PM (V3IFq)

316 Damn Jane. Saying prayers. The previous guy needs to be sued.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 07:54 PM (CNHr1)

317 Seriously, why hasn't the banhammer come down on xzrw1?

It has. A long, long time ago.

Posted by: AD at October 19, 2016 07:54 PM (YxUZt)

318 Just plopped down $500 for Trump.

Go Trump Train, roll over Hillary tonight.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (BS8yt)

Showoff.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 07:54 PM (QTy02)

319 Jane, so sorry to learn about the bad news concerning your husband's hand. How did the bones get crushed so severely? If you've briefed us before, I must have missed it. Prayers for both of you.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 07:54 PM (CFc5L)

320 Jen, I didn't state that clearly enough. I think this young man was one out of 50,000 doing it for a charitable reason. That is not the case in most instances. These children are so devoid of self confidence, despite the everybody gets a trophy mentality, that they just lunge at the first thing they think gives them some social status.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2016 07:54 PM (nfXQq)

321 318 Just got an email from Marco Rubio saying "hillary wants me gone".
So what, we all want you gone.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 19, 2016 07:53 PM (wV8s/)

That's pretty funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 07:55 PM (CFc5L)

322 282 Netflix has a movie titled, "No Men Passed This Point" which is about our all-female future. It's not very good, unfortunately. I saw better treatments of the idea on Cinemax.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 19, 2016 07:42 PM (aL3pd)

Didn't Vivid Entertainment used to have series of movies about that.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2016 07:55 PM (z/Ubi)

323 You know, I'm not too worried. I think the next crop coming up is far more sensible than this lot. They've grown up with this stuff being constantly shoved in their faces and many are jaded, sarcastic, quite conservative fiscally and socially, and trust nothing they read or hear from the media or their teachers. We're in a pretty liberal area (even for Canada) and the stories I hear from my 15 and 16 year olds about the outright mockery their peers have for people who are like these special snowflakes are hysterical.

Today's story was an entire-class pile on of a social studies teacher who was telling them how awful it was to define people by gender. The shrillness began as one student pushed back and the rest piled on, and the resultant - "Oooo - she's been triggered!" mockery of said teacher. Sounded like the class was well and truly hijacked. I feel like I should feel bad, but just... can't.

The question is what will be left for them after the fainting couch brigade has their way with what is left of our society. But I have a feeling they'll be ok - they seem to be cynical realists, and will deal with what is and make the best of it.

Posted by: Lilly at October 19, 2016 07:56 PM (1AsuO)

324 Time to beat up some pizza from yesterday. Last time I did it in the oven and it was a lot better than nuking it.
Looking forward to the debate thread.

And AtC, if you're around, imagine going to back to back series, winning one of em, and you'll have a glimpse of what it was like out this way the last couple of years.

Posted by: teej at October 19, 2016 07:56 PM (HddOg)

325 If trump loses because Utahs ec votes go to mcmuffin, he needs to be punched in the balls, twice.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (dnWSK)

If Trump loses because of Utah I hope they all catch syphilis from Nevada.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 07:56 PM (QTy02)

326 Honestly I am just ready to re-up and have them send me to the most remote place on the map. I Am really beginning to despise mankind.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2016 07:56 PM (9vY6F)

327 Just walk away. Oh, hell, I guess I'll talk to that old guy in the uniform tunic and the helmet liner. He seems like a reasonable man.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2016 07:57 PM (kTF2Z)

328 Prayers Jane!

Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2016 07:58 PM (kjwd/)

329 I miss the sock - Hillary (') (,)

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 07:58 PM (Zvj7s)

330 Just plopped down $500 for Trump.

Go Trump Train, roll over Hillary tonight.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (BS8yt)

Showoff.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 07:54 PM (QTy02)

-------------------

I'm rolling in the millions after Trump U.

Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:58 PM (BS8yt)

331 Sorry to hear that Jane. Prayers up....for both of you.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 07:58 PM (Enq6K)

332 I dated her a few times.

Posted by: Dr Gyno at October 19, 2016 07:58 PM (ua407)

333 Seriously, why hasn't the banhammer come down on xzrw1? I don't care who it is, his posts, to a much lesser extent than mine, add no useful content to the comments.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Don't worry. Like my penis, they will be annihilated in a short time.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 19, 2016 07:59 PM (PjWy4)

334 Jane, if you are still here....reading that this does happen, usually as a result of trauma (duh).

Treatment is calcium and Vitamin D.

Best wishes, love you.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.. at October 19, 2016 07:59 PM (3myMJ)

335 BTW, one of the Kaine comments was Trump U was just a scam to bilk people of their money.

Let's see millions go to public college getting useless degrees, can't get a job and are loaded with debt, and Trump is the scam artist.

Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 08:00 PM (BS8yt)

336 Didn't Vivid Entertainment used to have series of movies about that.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2016 07:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Where the boys aren't.

With hotter women as well.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 08:00 PM (Zvj7s)

337 I'll be pretty happy when nurse Ratched hits MUMR with his thorazine shot. Then he can go sit in a corner and drool.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 08:00 PM (9iR5/)

338 LET'S GET PUMPED!!!

:::puts on hoodie, shadowboxes in corner:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:01 PM (hrkOW)

339 It's not a "disguise" if she really identified as a
women. If it took a tragedy for her to get in touch with her feminine
self, she deserves peoples' sympathy, not contempt! People were so
ignorant and bigoted back then.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 19, 2016 07:51 PM (PjWy4)
-----If we had both been on the Titanic, I would have happily clubbed some sense into your deranged cowardly ass and blocked you from getting into a life boat, buddy. Then you could have taken your place with your fellow men, listening to the band play and waiting for the North Atlantic to cover us.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2016 08:02 PM (/f6Nd)

340 Oh for fucks sake. Banhammer, please!!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 19, 2016 08:03 PM (CNHr1)

341 What time is the debate? We're having bad storms and my directv keeps going out.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:03 PM (Enq6K)

342 We subconsciously want civilization to crumble so we can return to a more real existence; where men are men and women are women.
Posted by: Pyrocles, the Deplorable at October 19, 2016 07:49 PM (NCx6F)

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Subconsciously??

Many openly beg for SMOD.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2016 08:04 PM (JmjOe)

343 Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (BS8yt)

Nice!!

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:05 PM (wgFcF)

344 What's tonight?
Beer?
Wine?
Moonshine?
Bourbon?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:05 PM (hrkOW)

345 "I would say Brave New World is here"

Well, "mother" isn't a dirty word yet, but I'm sure the feminazis are working on that.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 08:05 PM (BcNLK)

346 Jane, I wil pray.

Also, maybe supplements will help, or at least not hurt. (Check with the Dr)

Vit C
Calcium + Vit D
Vit K
and maybe
Bromelain (pineapples)
hydrolyzed collagen (check Biocell & Verisol)

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 19, 2016 08:06 PM (Om16U)

347 I see the blog has a thin vener of civility...... Again.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2016 08:06 PM (JmjOe)

348 I see the blog has a thin vener of civility...... Again.
Posted by: fixerupper

I think the Hey Vern guy died a while back.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 08:07 PM (V3IFq)

349 OH WOW!

I just remembered that several years ago I bought a bumper sticker saying THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU. I think I bought it around the 2004 election or so.

Eventually I got rid of it, and have been bumper stickerless for years.

What I just remembered is that, because of the shipping cost, I bought two.

The second one has been in my desk drawer all this time, and I'm looking at it right now.

It's going on my car first thing tomorrow morning. I won't have a Trump sticker because I don't want my car keyed, but this one is absolutely perfect for this election season. If it only makes one person stop and think, it will be enough.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

350 "Europe and the Americas will be pretty empty, though."

-----

Ah, no. The replacement populations are already moving in.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:07 PM (8zHLN)

351 Heh. Freepers talking about playing a very dangerous drinking game.

You have to take a drink every time someone comments that Trump is blowing it.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.. at October 19, 2016 08:08 PM (3myMJ)

352 Well hell Jane!

Any idea where the quack that messed him up is?

A prayer for you both tonight.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 19, 2016 08:08 PM (KCcka)

353 I see James O'keefe is a guest of Trump tonight at the debate...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 19, 2016 08:08 PM (O2RFr)

354 You know, there's a part in Brave New World where the ruling class of the future -- simultaneously sexualized down to the level of dogs, and infantilized to the level of, well, infants -- engage in a game called Orgy-Porgy, which is what it sounds like. It's a silly social excuse, masquerading as a "game," to just have an orgy.
I would say Brave New World is here.
Posted by: Ace at 06:44 PM

Indeed, but the Cubs are playing!

Tami the debate is on at 8 CST. Hope he licks azz. Oppps make that KICKS. Ewww.

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2016 08:09 PM (o/90i)

355 *encounters giant vulva*

My God, it's full of rape.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:09 PM (fWLrt)

356 #283 Prayers for him, please. I don't know what "I'm not sure it will heal" means for his hand.

Absolutely I will, Jane. He'll be at the top of my list. And Insomniac, you're still on the list, just so you know.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 08:10 PM (BcNLK)

357 Toxic feminism.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2016 08:10 PM (VdICR)

358 294 Just plopped down $500 for Trump.

Go Trump Train, roll over Hillary tonight.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (BS8yt)

Wow! That's a lot of tamales!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:11 PM (CFc5L)

359 Just brought husband a tray of food.

The bone stuff is weird. It looks almost dissolved in the x-ray.

Doctor said he went into the center of the hand and did his best to knit any remaining bone together.

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 08:11 PM (928Aa)

360 TVOC.... Im pretty sure you were born with your desire for schlong.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2016 08:11 PM (JmjOe)

361 Balance sheet = drink twice
Bigly = chug
Yuuge = chug
So great, so wonderful = drink
Crooked = drink
All talk = drink twice
Emails = drink
Rapist husband = chug
Rigged= drink

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 08:12 PM (hrkOW)

362 Ace, that was beautiful. We want you at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.

No. We need you at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.

Name a price.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 19, 2016 08:12 PM (WAVIL)

363 Anyone who wants to book a slot for their kid at The Citadel now, go ahead and reach out to me.

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2016 08:12 PM (ngn8T)

364 Did anyone in the Patriarchy try to hunch that huge purple vulva?

If not, why not?

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:13 PM (fWLrt)

365 Kaine rally

They had a double fence in front of where Kaine spoke, only the hand chosen special ones (the sycophants) got near enough to shake Timmy's hand.

It was strange. Like they don't trust their own supporters to behave.

Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 08:13 PM (BS8yt)

366 Only $153 for standing room only tix at Jacobs' field. Or stand outside the home run porch and wait for a Napoli home run to end up there

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 19, 2016 08:13 PM (y9k+Y)

367 Oh for fucks sake. Banhammer, please!!!

****

I've called for reinforcements. I can usually delete comments, but not on the ewok's posts.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 08:13 PM (SEXy3)

368 What's new pussygate whoa

What's new pussygate whoa oh

No, it just doesn't work

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (auHtY)

369 My drinking game: every time Hillary says "women" or "Donald."

Might make it through the first half-hour.

Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (iMxBJ)

370 Predebate nood

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (Enq6K)

371 "Question: Should I wear a man bun?
-- TEST: Are you Toshiro Mifune?
IF YES: You have earned the right to wear a man bun.
IF NO: No, you are just a common douchebag."

---------

Stone them for cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (8zHLN)

372 370 Did anyone in the Patriarchy try to hunch that huge purple vulva?

If not, why not?
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 08:13 PM (fWLrt)

Did Dick wander through?

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (48QDY)

373 294 Just plopped down $500 for Trump.

Go Trump Train, roll over Hillary tonight.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 07:47 PM (BS8yt)

Wow! That's a lot of tamales!
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 08:11 PM (CFc5L)

--------------------

The most I ever given to anyone. I've totaled about $1500 since the primaries.

Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (BS8yt)

374 Jane, "not sure it will heal" doesn't mean "won't heal".

I think he would have said "won't" if that was the case.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.. at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (3myMJ)

375 Just got an email from Marco Rubio saying "hillary wants me gone".
So what, we all want you gone.

***

No kidding. What makes her so special?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (SEXy3)

376 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (928Aa)

I'm very sorry, Jane. Prayers for your husband, you, and your family.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 19, 2016 08:14 PM (nvMvs)

377 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2016 08:13 PM (SEXy3) sure they are too busy getting an art thread ready or something

Posted by: Evilpens at October 19, 2016 08:16 PM (y3aQB)

378

Ha

Just got polled again

Said i hated Hillary, very Trump

And was a hispanic female undet 30

Fuck em

Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 08:16 PM (+GOlG)

379 "Vulvas carry a lot of shame in our society," Weinberg senior Ary Hansen said.

Can you imagine the mewling little twat this clown must be? A regular pajama boy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 08:16 PM (auHtY)

380 Just got an email from Marco Rubio saying "hillary wants me gone".

----------------

Second look at Hillary!

Posted by: Make American Great Again at October 19, 2016 08:16 PM (BS8yt)

381 The Oatmeal has a helpful cartoon about how to tie a perfect man bun.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/manbun

Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2016 08:16 PM (iMxBJ)

382 Fuckin' Northwestern. Figgers.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at October 19, 2016 08:16 PM (JWMml)

383 Just brought husband a tray of food.
The bone stuff is weird. It looks almost dissolved in the x-ray.
Doctor said he went into the center of the hand and did his best to knit any remaining bone together.
I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen

What is this bone stuff about Jane?

Wife just brought our delectable. when we do a debate or playoof game she does appetizzzers and we graze and drink.

Tonight, pigs in a blanket, cheese toasts appetizers and Fritos and dippable cheese. Yes, delplorable but goooood!

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2016 08:17 PM (o/90i)

384 ..."Prayers for him, please. I don't know what "I'm not sure it will heal" means for his hand."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 07:43 PM (928Aa)

I have asked God to find the words for you. May your words be eloquent and soothing. I have asked Him to find the resolve for your Beloved Husband. May his strength be mighty, through Him.

May your trials and fears be quelled through this process and your bond with God strengthened.

*Amen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 19, 2016 08:18 PM (6gk0M)

385 With 3 weeks to go I wonder what Trump will be spending his cash on? More ads?

Posted by: The irredeemable garbone at October 19, 2016 08:18 PM (9dH/8)

386 I have no idea what a vulva is but if it's a part of the pussy, I for one, have always worshipped and adored it.

Posted by: Doug at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (1VStT)

387 A vagina driving a vagina into a vagina?

That's hot.

When a vagina meets a vagina meets a
vagina a comin' through the rye.

Or a c*ntvention.

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2016 08:19 PM (GdBvh)

388 I never passed Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy. You know, that game where you torture little animals by spinning them until they can't walk straight and throw up uncontrollably? But it's okay; I learned to torture people as I got older.

Posted by: Trump Voter at October 19, 2016 08:20 PM (27WlQ)

389 The bone stuff is weird. It looks almost dissolved in the x-ray.

Doctor said he went into the center of the hand and did his best to knit any remaining bone together.

I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 08:11 PM (928Aa)

Constant inflammation can cause bone to dissolve. As can constant pressure. Something has caused his bone to become afflicted with severe osteomyleitis, resulting in osteoporosis. Did he have plates, pins, etc with his last surgery? Sometimes those can cause osteomyletis in certain individuals.

It's one of the reasons people who have pins, etc. put into fractures, especially ankle fractures, have to go back in and have the pin removed. To prevent this sort of thing from starting.

What I don't understand is how they didn't see this in pre op xrays, if it is that obvious on post op.

It's possible now that with the repairs done, whatever was causing the osteomylitis is removed and eventually he will have new bone laid down, although it may also result in some overcalcified joints.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 08:22 PM (ntZAP)

390
Doctor said he went into the center of the hand and did his best to knit any remaining bone together.

I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 19, 2016 08:11 PM (928Aa)

Wow Jane, sorry to hear that.

Healing prayers up.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 08:23 PM (QTy02)

391 A colleague of mine was going to teach her daughter that being called a pussy wasn't a bad thing or meant that you were weak.

I managed to not blurt out that a pussy performing its design function would be invaded by at least one dickhead.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at October 19, 2016 08:24 PM (w0U7L)

392 From late in the last thread:

OH WOW!

Several years ago I bought a bumper sticker saying THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU. I think I bought it around the 2004 election or so.

Eventually I got rid of it, and have been bumper stickerless for years.

What I just remembered is that, because of the shipping cost, I bought two.

The second one has been in my desk drawer all this time, and I'm looking at it right now.

It's going on my car first thing tomorrow morning. I won't have a Trump sticker because I don't want my car keyed, but this one is absolutely perfect for this election season. If it only makes one person stop and think, it will be enough.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

393 "Islam will become part of the mix as a counter-balance to official radical feminism to protect men who will be able to push Mohammed's vision of society...via god's word as a belief which requires no compromise."

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Nature reasserts itself no matter what.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:25 PM (8zHLN)

394 Oops. Sorry. I meant to post that on the *next* thread.

I already posted it in this thread.

This is the second time this week I've done that.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

395 "If trump loses because Utahs ec votes go to mcmuffin, he needs to be punched in the balls, twice."

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Then the whole state should be shunned.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (8zHLN)

396 I like Donald's idea for drug tests, do them both.

Get phlebotomists with bags over their heads, maybe like an executioner, to come out and get the news straight from the veins.

Then go to an onsite lab LIVE and see what is in the bloodstream.

Ain't no more transparent than that.

Posted by: 80,s music fan at October 19, 2016 08:27 PM (PHcLa)

397 Jane D'oh, prayers for you and your hubby. There are always second opinions and have faith the right decision for him will materialize.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 08:30 PM (gcme+)

398 "Today's story was an entire-class pile on of a social studies teacher who was telling them how awful it was to define people by gender. The shrillness began as one student pushed back and the rest piled on, and the resultant - "Oooo - she's been triggered!" mockery of said teacher. Sounded like the class was well and truly hijacked. I feel like I should feel bad, but just... can't.

The question is what will be left for them after the fainting couch brigade has their way with what is left of our society. But I have a feeling they'll be ok - they seem to be cynical realists, and will deal with what is and make the best of it."

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What else do kids have to rebel against when everything else is allowed? When being sensible is forbidden they will want to be sensible.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2016 08:30 PM (8zHLN)

399 prayers for you and your husband, Jane.

Posted by: vivi at October 19, 2016 08:31 PM (11H2y)

400 Sorry to hear the news Jane, I looked back and found where you posted.

Prayers up for you both.

T

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (o/90i)

401 A little mood music to enjoy while reading this post...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 19, 2016 08:33 PM (0OG8D)

402 288 - the asshole New Yorkers you are referring to are the newbies. We natives have nothing to prove and just want to get on with our lives.

Posted by: vivi at October 19, 2016 08:35 PM (11H2y)

403 Prayers for Jane and Mr. D'oh.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 19, 2016 08:38 PM (0OG8D)

404 "If trump loses because Utahs ec votes go to mcmuffin, he needs to be punched in the balls, twice."

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Then the whole state should be shunned.
Posted by: Decaf

Anathema is the correct term.

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2016 08:40 PM (ngn8T)

405 Waaaait a minute: I thought Trump was "Horrific!" (says the Switch-Hitting Whore) for saying the P word???

I know. The only thing that will fix this mess is another Great Flood, Biblical style.

Over to you, Almighty?

Posted by: Beverly at October 19, 2016 09:18 PM (TG35g)

406 "Vulvas carry a lot of shame in our society," Weinberg senior Ary Hansen said. "It's a statement about equality and about pussy pride."
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Put it away.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2016 10:18 PM (yF+FP)

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