A New Accuser Comes Forward: Local Reporter Accuses Bill Clinton of Sexual Assault

As Jazz Shaw asks: The media will put this reporter's claims on endless loop just as they did in the case of Trump, right?

Just kidding. You'll never hear from this woman again.

I'm old enough to remember when the Clintons had to bother smearing and intimidating witnesses to keep them out of coverage by the media.

Now the media just embargoes them on its own initiative.

After a long period of inappropriate and lurid suggestions, Clinton went there:

Leslie Milwee, a former news reporter with KLMN-TV in Arkansas, accused Bill Clinton of sexually assaulting her three times in a studio editing room in 1980.

...

According to Milwee, Clinton followed her into an editing room during a visit to the KLMN studio.

"The first time I remember," she explained. "I was sitting in a chair. He came up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders and running his hands down toward my breasts."

"I was just stunned. I froze. I asked him to stop. He laughed."

Milwee claims that Clinton did not climax during the first assault, but in the subsequent two occurrences, "it escalated where the aggressive nature of his touch and what he was doing behind me escalated."

The second assault allegedly occurred one week after the first in the same editing room.

"He came in behind me," Milwee claims. "He started hunching me to the point that he had an orgasm. He's trying to touch my breasts, and I'm just sitting there very stiffly, just waiting for him to leave me alone."

Milwee says she asked "him the whole time, 'please do not do this. Do not touch me. Do not hunch me. I do not want this.' and he finished doing what he was doing and he walked out."

“The third time it happened it was just so overwhelming,” Milwee recalls.


Milwee says she thought about coming forward when Clinton was accused of rape in 1998 but decided to remain silent, given the smears and attacks against the other women.

This is not the first time she's mentioned this. Click the link for a tweet posted in August making the allegation, in response to a Juanita Broaddrick tweet.

Video of her testimony at Breitbart.

Trump will almost certainly bring this up at tonight's debate, and I think that happens to be, despite the fact that it's Trump's instinct, the right move.

If Hillary is going to dine out on Trump's alleged sex victims, she should be forced to explain why she "believes" each of Trump's accusers, but is so certain that Bill's accusers are Dirty Whore Liars that she sics private detectives on them and runs war-room smear campaigns against them.

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Posted by: johnd01 at October 19, 2016 02:10 PM (ukNFU)

2 But Bill Clinton isn't running in this election, silly!

He's just going to be put in charge of the economy, that's all.

Posted by: The Media, in unison at October 19, 2016 02:11 PM (hA1V+)

3 What the hell is hunching?

Posted by: johnd01 at October 19, 2016 02:11 PM (ukNFU)

4 Wait until you see what I do to this woman!

Posted by: Hillary => at October 19, 2016 02:12 PM (/m8T6)

5 Got an email from Trump this morning, asking for cabinet suggestions.

I like this attitude.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 02:13 PM (BcNLK)

6 In other news, Little Marco said to ignore and not believe the Wikileaks.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 02:13 PM (Zvj7s)

7 Remember guys, we must always unquestioningly accept everything that a woman says in accusations like this or else we're victim shaming.

I for one would be loath to victim shame here.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (KUaJL)

8 Pay no attention to the totally accurate slanderous lies WikiLeaks will leak about me. None of it's true and I regret all of it.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (u0s1P)

9 "What the hell is hunching?"

I suspect it's what my hubby used to refer to as "coming in low." You know, snuggling down to make contact in all the good places.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (BcNLK)

10 she'll be dead by sundown, likely be self-inflicted hit-and-run.

Posted by: mr.bitterness at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (5f6D9)

11 Willowed but brought here because it's important

Clinton now entering the antechamber to begin the secret rite to re-animate her hoary frame.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (VS4CN)

12 http://tinyurl.com/zelfqgd

The betting pattern that signals a Trump presidency isn't as remote as the world thinks.

Posted by: Revenant at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (3DSAh)

13 Just kidding. You'll never hear from this woman again.

That sounds kind of creepy, actually.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (rWDXX)

14 Bill is such a CREEP!

I have hated the Clintons for so long - cannot believe we are this close to inviting that circus-freakshow of dysfunction into the WH. They've only gotten worse with age.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (NOIQH)

15 Paging Chris Cuomo, is it illegal for us to listen to this story too?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (KUaJL)

16 Hunching? He came in his pants?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (HgMAr)

17 I'm especially sorry for my wife to have t hear these totally false and untrue things I said to and about my secret ursasexual love life.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (u0s1P)

18 OT, the next letter from my liberal friend; thought you all should see this. It is almost a note-perfect of the narrative being pushed by the MSM...

"The Tragedy of Trump" - October 19, 2016

Donald Trump has done irreparable damage to the Republican party, to the image of our nation around the world, to his own image, to his family, and to men and boys, girls and women everywhere. Almost every disgusting word that spews from Trump's mouth is either a lie, a slur or a condemnation. Donald Trump is to basic American values as his pal Vladimir Putin is to a just and fair democracy. At least half of G.O.P. leaders and officials have dis-endorsed Trump, while the other half who remain behind him are being buried as he is being trounced in the election. Trump may well have handed back control of the Senate to the Democrats, and Hillary's coattails could make serious inroads to the Republican majority in the house. Clinton, due to Trump's endless sexual assault episodes, hateful religious rants, and claims of a "rigged" election, is now competitive in traditionally solid red states like Texas, Arizona and Georgia. Serious patriots like John McCain and Lindsay Graham, with whom I do not agree with on almost anything, and who pledged to support him, have taken back that support, saying that Trump has gone way over the line.

The real tragedy of Donald Trump is the violent atmosphere he has engendered among his supporters. Roughly 40 million people still support the Republican candidate, and should Trump lose the election as expected, some of them are already threatening to take up arms, and "get rid of Hillary any way we can." Trump has questioned one of America's most sacred and sacrosanct traditions, the right to vote for millions of Americans, mostly minorities, and in so doing has put the principal of , "a peaceful transition of power" at serious risk. Young people who are not old enough to vote in this election have been exposed to the hateful rhetoric and unconscionable slurs uttered by Trump. His fat shaming, Ms. Piggy and other slanderous statements can only leave a sour taste for politics and our political system on these young minds. America and the world will breathe a collective sigh of relief on November 9th, because the ultimate tragedy of Donald Trump would be to see him in the Oval Office.

Posted by: slash buzz at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (YseGW)

19 While this seems plausible, I mean where was she thirty-six years ago? I hate this kind of political maneuvering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)

20 But, but, Toorump said bad things!

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 02:16 PM (V3IFq)

21 Marco doesn't get it. Clear evidence that he was certainly not the one to go up against dirty fighter Clinton.

You gotta go to the mattresses. This is war.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 02:16 PM (BcNLK)

22
Should call Gloria AllRed and she if she'll represent her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 02:16 PM (493sH)

23 Got an email from Trump this morning, asking for cabinet suggestions.

I like this attitude.



Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Sun Tzu,

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 02:17 PM (CJOtA)

24 Sorry, but I have to ask, three times? No complaint after the first, and worse yet, the second and third times? Until now?

Posted by: davidt at October 19, 2016 02:17 PM (XoldI)

25 There's another debate on tonight?
I better hit the liquor store again...

Posted by: Chi at October 19, 2016 02:17 PM (rWNJL)

26 Donald Trump has done irreparable damage to the Republican party

While I say, "good" the truth is, he just lifted the lid The party was already rotting from the inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)

27 The sad fact that even in the primaries, Donald Trump was the only candidate to actually run on real issues affecting real people so of course all of his opponents have sought to either castigate him as a joke candidate or take the campaign straight down into the gutter as the FAB has successfully done.

The one good thing about having a Democrat run as a Republican is that he actually knows how to fight and actually wants to win.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 19, 2016 02:17 PM (vRI+7)

28 36 years ago, she would have been in a single car accident in a remote part of the country.

Posted by: Indian troll techie at October 19, 2016 02:17 PM (suO/a)

29 Clinton now entering the antechamber to begin the secret rite to re-animate her hoary frame.

Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form, into Hil-RAH THE EVER-LIVING! [cackle cackle cackle]

Posted by: Flyguy at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (3sOO0)

30 Also I own and have never owned a fleet of seventeen luxury yachts and speedboats for the express purposes of cocaine smuggling, mail fraud, and pedophilia.

Those signed, notarized documents are all lies and none of that exists.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (u0s1P)

31 Did Bubba have his drooling mouth half open with that stupid grin on his face?
Because that would be creepy.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (HgMAr)

32
11 Willowed but brought here because it's important

Clinton now entering the antechamber to begin the secret rite to re-animate her hoary frame.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (VS4CN)


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They've already applied the stainless steel safety pins that stretch back the skin on her face.

Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (Fmupd)

33 "In other news, Little Marco said to ignore and not believe the Wikileaks."

Those e-mails talking about "foam parties"?

No! It was a typo! ROME parties. Rome! You know, with togas.

Please believe me!


Posted by: Marco Woobie-O at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (noWW6)

34 They are going to have to reroute the warp drive to the deflector shields at some point.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (dnWSK)

35
Sad to say, the National Enquirer might reach a shit ton of LIVs and the disengaged at the checkout counter than anything else, and actually tip it for Trump.

By any means necessary, I guess.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (UBQ2A)

36 God, the things that happen in video editing suites. When I worked at an ad agency, I refused to sit on the couch in one of them, because of the stains.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (y7WG7)

37 The real tragedy of Donald Trump is the violent atmosphere he has engendered among his supporters. Roughly 40 million people still support the Republican candidate, and should Trump lose the election as expected, some of them are already threatening to take up arms, and "get rid of Hillary any way we can."



Remember class, the left lives for projection.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (CJOtA)

38 WELL WHERE HAS SHE BEEN FOR 35 YEARS!!!!
Wipes mouth...

Posted by: Your Friends At The Ministry of Propangda at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (qJhUV)

39 >>9
"What the hell is hunching?"

Dog-dancing, with that zoned-out, slightly pathetic look in their eyes.


Posted by: General Zod at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

40 Hunching? I never thought I was naive or innocent when it came to sex stuff, but this election is proving me wrong.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (a0IVu)

41 Did Hillary rape this woman?

No.

So, unfortunately, this won't affect Hillary much.

Yes, Hillary is married to a rapist in a sham marriage, but she herself is not the malefactor.

Plus, leftist hypocrisy.

Seriously, what we need now is collapse-on-camera evidence of Hillary's physical illness.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (jBuUi)

42 *sigh*

I'd just like to imagine Hillary gnashing her teeth, screaming at anyone nearby, and flinging things at people right now.

There has been so much crap dumped on her in the last week (wikileaks, FBI/Jusdicial Watch doc release, leaks about sex life, Donald not letting up, Project Veritas) - all of it deserved - that her uber-controlled world must feel like it's closing in.

No idea if she feels that way, but I find it a little comforting for now...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (NOIQH)

43 Should call Gloria AllRed and she if she'll represent her

And record the conversation, and put the recording out, with transcripts, all over the internet.

"Hello. Gloria, this is Jane Doe, and I have a story about a sexual assault by a prominent political figure in the current election."

"Well well, this isjust what I love to hear, tell me all about it and I'll see how how can I help you fight this cruel injustice and oppression of womynkind!"

"When I was working on the radio, Bill Clinton dry humped me repeatedly, pinning me down against my will."

".... never call this number again."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (39g3+)

44 #18 OT, the next letter from my liberal friend; thought you all should see
this. It is almost a note-perfect of the narrative being pushed by the
MSM...

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Which is why we don't need to see it here. It must be very trying for you to receive such missives from you friend. I wonder why he sends them to you, unless he believes he can undermine your decision to vote for Trump. How many recipients to this email?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (BcNLK)

45 It is really tricky to time the dose of amphetamines so she is not too wired at the beginning, yet doesn't pass out before the end.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (dnWSK)

46
No need to cover this story because Bill Clinton is not on the ballot

Posted by: MSM at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (lKyWE)

47 OT, the next letter from my liberal friend; thought you all should see this. It is almost a note-perfect of the narrative being pushed by the MSM...

Posted by: slash buzz


Hi, first time commenter!~ Could you tell your friend to find the carriage return and exercise it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (V3IFq)

48
Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form, into Hil-RAH THE EVER-LIVING! [cackle cackle cackle]

Posted by: Flyguy at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (3sOO0)
--
This was well done. Made me laugh.

Posted by: Revenant at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (3DSAh)

49
Google: category news + "Leslie Milwee"

2 results.

Google: category news + "Trump" + "pussy"

About 224,000 results

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (kdS6q)

50 Got an email from Trump this morning, asking for cabinet suggestions.
===========================

Joseph-Ignace Guillotin for Congressional liaison

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (/m8T6)

51 The older guy in the gym, with the snug shorts and the earnest mien, using the Cybex machine (very) incorrectly/suggestively?

He's hunching.

Posted by: General Zod at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)

52 "Got an email from Trump this morning, asking for cabinet suggestions."

Suggestion #1: remove the gun-grabbing, CAIR-coddling Khristie Kreme from his post heading up the prospective Trump presidential transition team, and assign him to a job more in line with his actual talents. Say, counting penguins at the North Pole.

"But, torque, there are no penguins at the North Pole."

Precisely.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 19, 2016 02:21 PM (noWW6)

53 Hunching?
I must have missed out on this craze...

Posted by: navybrat at October 19, 2016 02:21 PM (w7KSn)

54 If, God forbid, Hillary were to steal the White House, I hate to think what might happen to Trump when the Granny Killbot gets warmed up. Trump better have a nice fortress-like getaway if he doesn't want to have any unfortunate health issues.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 02:21 PM (2Mnv1)

55 If Hillary is going to dine out on Trump's alleged sex victims, she should be forced to explain why she "believes" each of Trump's accusers, but is so certain that Bill's accusers are Dirty Whore Liars that she sics private detectives on them and runs war-room smear campaigns against them.


Yup.

I will admit that I am somewhat skeptical of this, though I fully believe it to be within Bill Clinton's modus operandi, due to the length of the delay in reporting it.


On the other hand, 1980 doesn't seem like 36 years old (dear God), but things were different then. It is likely that she would have been ignored, at best, or nuts and sluts at worst. So I can see why she kept her mouth shut.

This is where I rail on and on and ON about how calling Hillary Clinton a feminist when she owes her power to being handed a Senate seat in return for standing there and shutting up and attacking the women who were allegedly (and actually) sexually harassed by her husband is a slap in the face to all women.

Posted by: alexthechick - Herr Doctress Darth Fagette at October 19, 2016 02:21 PM (mf5HN)

56
I will not allow Trump to say anything about this at all.

My late ultra liberal father wouldn't be proud of me if I did.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (ODxAs)

57 Sad to say, the National Enquirer might reach a shit ton of LIVs and the disengaged at the checkout counter than anything else, and actually tip it for Trump.

Yeah I was disregarding the whole story, but every soccer mom and shopper has that staring them in the face in the store. When you go shopping, make sure its front and center, and not buried or turned around like it probably will be by leftists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (39g3+)

58
Hunching is felching for Quasimodo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (UBQ2A)

59 Got an email from Trump this morning, asking for cabinet suggestions.

Milo Yiannopolis for press secretary/White House spokesman.

Heck, Milo would probably volunteer for this position for free.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (rWDXX)

60 Remember guys, we must always unquestioningly accept everything that a woman says in accusations like this or else we're victim shaming.

I for one would be loath to victim shame here.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (KUaJL)

There is a big honkin' billboard along Macleod Trail in Calgary, with artsy black and white photos of two "distressed" women promoting exactly that concept. I thought about adding, "unless the perp is Bill Clinton, of course", but how many in Calgary would get the joke?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (CUYn5)

61 Seriously, what we need now is collapse-on-camera evidence of Hillary's physical illness.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (jBuUi)
============================

This

Posted by: MTF at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (/m8T6)

62 >What the hell is hunching?
Posted by: johnd01 at October 19, 2016 02:11 PM (ukNFU)

I think I know what she's saying, but I've never heard that particular term.

Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (lIU4e)

63 In Ye Olden Dayes, the question was:

Will a campaign "go negative"? Or will it stay on a positive uplifting message?

Nowadays, the question is:

Will a campaign "go nuclear" in its negative smears? Or will it go thermonuclear?

And the answer is, and shall be for every election henceforth: Thermonuclear.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (jBuUi)

64
Hunching? I never thought I was naive or innocent when it came to sex stuff, but this election is proving me wrong.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 02:19 PM (a0IVu)


It use to be called dry humping

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2016 02:23 PM (lKyWE)

65 @56

I predict you will be the worst and most biased of all the so-called "moderators."

I'm sure your're marching orders have been made crystal clear.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 19, 2016 02:23 PM (vRI+7)

66 59, Heck, Milo would probably volunteer for this position for free.


Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (rWDXX)
And he would look pretty damn fabulous.


Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 02:23 PM (a0IVu)

67 49

Google: category news + "Leslie Milwee"

2 results.

Google: category news + "Trump" + "pussy"

About 224,000 results


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (kdS6q)

4 results on Bing.comNumerous others on DuckDuckGo.com

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2016 02:23 PM (jxbfJ)

68 >>Seriously, what we need now is collapse-on-camera evidence of Hillary's physical illness.


See, that's what I think these stories are designed to do.
OK, they're also there to blunt the crap they've been flinging at Trump, but this has got to be wearing her down given how compromised her health appears to be.

How high as a kite will Hillary be tonight?
I'm guessing peak bug-eyed, pasted-smile freakishness!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 02:23 PM (NOIQH)

69 45 It is really tricky to time the dose of amphetamines blood from innocent virgins so she is not too wired at the beginning, yet doesn't pass out before the end.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 02:20 PM (dnWSK)

FIFY.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at October 19, 2016 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

70 And the answer is, and shall be for every election henceforth: Thermonuclear.

------------

I pioneered that strategy.

Posted by: Zombie LBJ at October 19, 2016 02:23 PM (gmeXX)

71 62 >What the hell is hunching? [

The technical term for this is: "Frottage."

Seriously. Look it up.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (jBuUi)

72 What the hell is hunching?

Posted by: johnd01 at October 19, 2016 02:11 PM (ukNFU)




I get them impression it's Arkanese for "dry humping".

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (uiwCw)

73 Question: Didn't Juanita Broaddrick say Clinton attacked her *twice*? Not sure I understand that. The first time, yep, terrible--but why would she be anywhere in his proximity for the second time to occur?

I think I've missed something in the filth-cornucopia...

Posted by: General Zod at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (Bdeb0)

74 she should be forced to explain why she "believes" each of Trump's accusers, but is so certain that Bill's accusers are Dirty Whore Liars that she sics private detectives on them and runs war-room smear campaigns against them.

And every single GOP candidate, pundit, sitting official, and face in the press should be repeating this line every single time they are given air. This, and the voter fraud and physical attacks on Trump voters, the collapse leaving a shoe behind, everything, all of it, to the exclusion of every other topic. Hammer it incessantly and maniacally.

But they won't because they hate and fear Trump more than Hillary. They want her to win, not him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (39g3+)

75 I think that happens to be, despite the fact that it's Trump's instinct, the right move.

I think it's especially important that he tie this to Hillary: "she was afraid to say or do anything, because you attacked all the other women who came forward."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (2lndx)

76 Am I in the wrong thread? I think I'm in the wrong thread.

Posted by: Jane Goodall at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (u0s1P)

77 This is where I rail on and on and ON about how calling Hillary Clinton a feminist when she owes her power to being handed a Senate seat in return for standing there and shutting up and attacking the women who were allegedly (and actually) sexually harassed by her husband is a slap in the face to all women.

Posted by: alexthechick - Herr Doctress Darth Fagette at October 19, 2016 02:21 PM (mf5HN)


A decent part of her Senate seat win (at least in the Clintons' minds) was also due to BJ Clinton pardoning the Puerto Rican terrorists who shot up the Capital.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (zc3Db)

78 Clinton dry humped her?
Not really his style. He's more penetrative while raping

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (+sn0L)

79 Strikeout fail. Sigh.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

80 What the hell is hunching?

Posted by: johnd01 at October 19, 2016 02:11 PM (ukNFU)

Like a dog on a leg. I think she means 'humping'.

Whatever it was, it was unwanted and sexual in nature. I suspect Bill Clinton--if he could get away with it--would do this to everyone with whom he came in contact, likesome sort ofalpha chimpanzee keen on establishing dominance.

Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (OGbEB)

81 "the" not "them"

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (uiwCw)

82 Chris, HRC is sleeping now. She's down and she needs to stay down.

However, I have the script of the answers we prepared to the questions your producer sent over.

Would it be okay if I just read out the answers when you ask your questions?

Posted by: Huma, at 9:00 p.m. at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (hA1V+)

83 No, ace, Trump ought not to devote a second of his precious TV time to this, except as a brief and extremely contemptuous reference in RESPONSE to the topic of seksual stuff, if it comes up.


Hit the big three issues, plus the political/real issue of lawlessness and Hillary's criminality (I strongly advise he substitute "criminality" for "corruption" - it's sure to draw a stupid, outraged response from the "press", giving him the opportunity to highlight the criminality yet again, and also the failure of the press to actually report the news, and the collapse of the FBI).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (QDnY+)

84 But Hillary will bring us all together.
Probably somewhere on the outskirts of D.C.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (HgMAr)

85 I hate to see Marco Rubio getting criticized like this, I think he has a good point, he just needs to hydrate.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (IdP+K)

86 My dog likes to hunch pillows and strangers legs

Posted by: McCool at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (TQxRy)

87 Hunching is an old term I used to hear when I was a teen long ago. The word had fell out of use for decades so why is it back?


BTW, it is just another slang word for sex.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2016 02:24 PM (mpXpK)

88 In response to Ace's post, he needs to make two statements on this, then pivot back to Hillary's felonious acts.

1. "The National Enquirer was dead right on John Edwards peccadilloes in 2004, and I have no reasons to doubt them now, but it doesn't really matter anymore."

2. "We can go back and forth all day about Bill and Hillary's assaults on women or the disproven allegations they've put forth against me; what we should be talking about is the corruption of the DoJ, the DoS, the IRS, and even Hillary, because this election will determine if that corruption continues under a Hillary administration, or is stopped by a Trump administration."


He needs to remind folks of Hillary's dishonesty and corruption:
- Travelgate
- Missing billing records
- Filegate
- implausible commodities trading success
- public stmts at odds with her G/S transcripts
- repeated lies to the public, Congress, and the FBI about her unsecured email server

Takeaway: Hilary thinks and acts as if she is above the law, and America will be irreparably damaged if she is rewarded, instead of punished, for her crimes.

Thoughts?

Posted by: slash buzz at October 19, 2016 02:25 PM (YseGW)

89 The technical term for this is: "Frottage."

So is that pronoucned frot-tage, or fro-tage, like the French?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)

90 51 The older guy in the gym, with the snug shorts and the earnest mien, using the Cybex machine (very) incorrectly/suggestively?



That's pretty specific.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 02:25 PM (dnWSK)

91 Hunching = a term usually use refered to humping or having sex

ayy you be hunching yo man

Posted by: Urban Dictionary at October 19, 2016 02:26 PM (hA1V+)

92 ...threatening to take up arms...Trump has questioned one of America's most sacred and sacrosanct traditions, the right to vote for millions of Americans, mostly minorities, and in so doing has put the principal of , "a peaceful transition of power" at serious risk...
(Forwarded) by: slash buzz at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (YseGW)
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"mostly minorities"???

It is war. The Democrats and Republicans are at war. Unfortunately, not with each other.

The Democrats are at war with non-minority Americans, their history, and their traditions as well as the governments of the "red" states.

Republicans are at war with native labor and the federal government.

Oh well.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2016 02:26 PM (NUqwG)

93 Frottage. heh

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 02:26 PM (HgMAr)

94 59
Got an email from Trump this morning, asking for cabinet suggestions.

Milo Yiannopolis for press secretary/White House spokesman.

Heck, Milo would probably volunteer for this position for free.


Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:22 PM (rWDXX)

Rudy Guiliani for AGNo need to appoint anyone to:
Education, Health Human Svcs, Energy, HUD, Labor, Transportation or Veterans affairs.

In the words of John Taffer from Bar Rescue: SHUT IT DOWN. SHUT IT DOWN NOW.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2016 02:26 PM (jxbfJ)

95 I had to delete my history because my iPad has been too sloow.
Now I've got to sign in to everyplace.

Please ignore me.

It's nice out & I was trying to pay my roommates credit card bill for him. I don't remember his password & he's not answering his phone!

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2016 02:26 PM (sj3Ax)

96 I think that happens to be, despite the fact that it's Trump's instinct, the right move.

I think it's especially important that he tie this to Hillary: "she was afraid to say or do anything, because you attacked all the other women who came forward."

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Agree its the right move. Trump should be practicing for this, and he should execute this with the skill of a surgeon. Bring out Hillary's comments that all victims should be believed. Bring out comments that others were scared of her. Really tie it together slowly and deliberately. I think this is a moment that calls on Trump to be very serious, deliberate, and skilled. I'm not sure he has that in his debating arsenal - but if he does, this is the one I would pull it out on.

Posted by: SH at October 19, 2016 02:27 PM (gmeXX)

97 And how about we quit posting the long boring anti-Trump screeds under the guise of some long lost friend huh?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2016 02:27 PM (mpXpK)

98 My dear fellow Morons:

It is with great pride that I'm announcing that I'm all in on electing Hillary Clinton president of the US!

That's my public position.

My private position will cost money to hear.

I'm afraid I can't charge much for it, as I have no favors depending upon my office to disburse, or classified inside information to sell.

But at least you'll know what I really think.

And I certainly would be happy to tell you some things you'd like to hear.

Just let me know.

How's $500 sound?

I know it's not much, but one has to start out slow in a strange new land with strange new 'laws'.

After all, it's only $292 in 1992 money!


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 19, 2016 02:28 PM (nd1zx)

99 18 OT, the next letter from my liberal friend; thought you all should see this. It is almost a note-perfect of the narrative being pushed by the MSM...

"The Tragedy of Trump" - October 19, 2016

Hope you followed with: At least he didn't leave his employees, who pleaded 600 (yes, SIX HUNDRED) times for additional security for dead. And, then, left two more to die over the next 13 hours. Yeah, those "assaults" that no can corroborate an just happened to be voiced almost half a century after the event, in at least one case, are so much more disconcerting than actually ignoring your duties to protect your staff from known harm.

Posted by: ever at October 19, 2016 02:28 PM (kronK)

100 Hunching

From Urban Dictionary:

To have simulated sex, like "hump."

Growing up in Indiana, we used it in reference to a dog riding your leg.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2016 02:29 PM (NUqwG)

101 Milo Yiannopolis for press secretary/White House spokesman.
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Fabulous!

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2016 02:29 PM (NUqwG)

102 Donald Trump has done irreparable damage to the Republican party, to the image of our nation around the world, to his own image, to his family

++++

As if a liberal cares about any of those things

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at October 19, 2016 02:30 PM (z5KQf)

103 Early voting began here on Monday.

Made it down there today and voted.

No matter what else happens, this election won't be a shutout.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 19, 2016 02:30 PM (X+nFp)

104 Vroom Vroom!

Posted by: Hillary's Hunchman at October 19, 2016 02:30 PM (KvWlw)

105 101 Milo Yiannopolis for press secretary/White House spokesman.
-----------------------------



Some network would put trigglypuff in the press pool

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 02:30 PM (dnWSK)

106 89 The technical term for this is: "Frottage."

So is that pronoucned frot-tage, or fro-tage, like the French?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Yes, it's a French word originally, and is pronounced fro-TAHJ.

It means, in medical textbooks, "To stimulate the penis by rubbing it against other things", often clothed, the "other thing" usually being another person's body. Basically, "Non-penetrative" stimulation, with no hands allowed.

It was actually recommended by the CDC when the AIDS epidemic started. They said, "If you must indulge in gay sex, DON'T stick up the ass, but do mutual masturbation or frottage instead."

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2016 02:30 PM (jBuUi)

107 Reminds me I gotta pick up a copy n store it with my moon landing newspaper.

35
Sad to say, the National Enquirer might reach a shit ton of LIVs and the disengaged at the checkout counter than anything else, and actually tip it for Trump.

By any means necessary, I guess.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2016 02:18 PM (UBQ2A)

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 19, 2016 02:30 PM (PHcLa)

108 Donald Trump has done irreparable damage to the Republican party, to the image of our nation around the world, to his own image, to his family

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One would think BJs in the oval office with an intern that becomes a very public scandal would do irreparable damage to your family.

Posted by: SH at October 19, 2016 02:31 PM (gmeXX)

109 Basically, "Non-penetrative" stimulation, with no hands allowed.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2016 02:30 PM (jBuUi)


Soccer sex!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 02:31 PM (zc3Db)

110 >>Am I in the wrong thread? I think I'm in the wrong thread.

Posted by: Jane Goodall

If you're looking for a silver back, here I am.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2016 02:31 PM (5huyv)

111 >On the other hand, 1980 doesn't seem like 36 years old (dear God), but things were different then. It is likely that she would have been ignored, at best, or nuts and sluts at worst. So I can see why she kept her mouth shut.
Posted by: alexthechick - Herr Doctress Darth Fagette at October 19, 2016 02:21 PM (mf5HN)

This is the kind of thing, to me, kind of like some of the trump stuff, that you just wouldn't report. You might tell somebody, but you wouldn't call the cops or anything. And seeing what happened to people with more serious complaints? Why bother. That's totally plausible to me.

That said, this is the CREEPIEST accusation to me so far. My skin is crawling. Ew.

Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 02:31 PM (lIU4e)

112 I don't care about this, to be honest.
Yes, getting into the Clinton history re sexual harassment and assault may have been necessary but there comes a time when it's counter-productive.

The Dems/MSM desperately want to distract voters from policy issues. The "debates" are the one time a GOP candidate can address the public directly. If Chris Wallace tries to use as much time as possible discussing non-policy issues --- and I suspect he will --- I hope Trump doesn't take the bait.

I wish he would accuse the media of a lack of seriousness and a tabloid mentality.
But then, I also wish I had a billion bucks.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 02:32 PM (Nox3c)

113 103 Early voting began here on Monday.

Made it down there today and voted.

No matter what else happens, this election won't be a shutout.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 19, 2016 02:30 PM (X+nFp)

If Vote=Hillary
then set HillaryCount=HillaryCount+1
If Vote=Trump
then set HillaryCount=HillaryCount+1
end

Posted by: SorosINC Voting Machine at October 19, 2016 02:32 PM (KUaJL)

114 90 51 The older guy in the gym, with the snug shorts and the earnest mien, using the Cybex machine (very) incorrectly/suggestively?



That's pretty specific.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 02:25 PM (dnWSK)

Every gym has at least one of these guys.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 19, 2016 02:32 PM (0mRoj)

115 These allegations are a smear on the memory of a beloved ex-president of the United States just as his wife is campaigning for the historic position of president with lady parts. As a charter member of NeverTrump I condemn all of the reprobates who would dare bring this up including the Thing that has stolen the helm of my party.

Vote Hillary: Your Conscience and All the Virtues Depend On It

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! AoSHQ Barrel Survival and Escape Kits by Acme! at October 19, 2016 02:32 PM (hLRSq)

116 12
http://tinyurl.com/zelfqgd

The betting pattern that signals a Trump presidency isn't as remote as the world thinks.


Posted by: Revenant at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (3DSAh)

I pray every night that Trump wins but I'm not getting my hopes up like in 2012. I'll be in Ireland on November 8 - I may just stay there if the FAB She Demon wins.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 19, 2016 02:32 PM (/5WQL)

117 Growing up in Indiana, we used it in reference to a dog riding your leg.



Mississippi Leg Hound.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (CJOtA)

118 Soccer sex!

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Only one team typically scores.

Posted by: SH at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (gmeXX)

119 Trump should be practicing for this, and he should execute this with the skill of a surgeon.

Posted by: SH at October 19, 2016 02:27 PM (gmeXX)

Right. You clearly have the hammer confused with a scalpel. Trump doesn't do subtle or nuanced anything.

Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (OGbEB)

120 Love it that this accuser used the same "it was a different time" to force those that seem to think Jessica Leeds and her bogus attack on a plane story is credible to be forced to accept this for fact, too. I just want to say, though, that anyone who believes that a stewardess in the 70's or 80's would move a woman from coach to sit next to a very expensively dressed man under 40 in first-class is laughable. Never happened, ever.

Posted by: ever at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (kronK)

121 Trump Leads Clinton by 1 Point Going Into Debate - IBD/TIPP Poll

Don't know how credible, but I'll grab at any straw I can.

Posted by: CJ at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (9KqcB)

122 OK, here we go. The first 6 seasons of The Walking Dead, as summarized and recapped by John Cleese:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU0eizwlejs

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (rWDXX)

123 Sure haven't heard how evil the Koch Bros. are this time around.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (TnUKj)

124 Bill Clinton was governor in 1980. And this monster will be in the White House again...

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (yODqO)

125 Donald Trump has done irreparable damage to the Republican party, to the
image of our nation around the world, to his own image, to his family



As if a liberal cares about any of those things

Harrrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (qJhUV)

126 Don't know how credible, but I'll grab at any straw I can.
Posted by: CJ

Yep.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 19, 2016 02:34 PM (TnUKj)

127 Dear Penthouse,

I never thought something like this would happen, but I am the AG in a small Southern state and I humped a fine looking piece in a editing studio.

Needless to say, I come back to there.


Name Withheld

Posted by: The Elite at October 19, 2016 02:34 PM (15j7g)

128 It's too close to dancing.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at October 19, 2016 02:35 PM (JO9+V)

129 Just remember if there's a voting machine, make sure the results are what you chose, before you finish. Make double sure. If its not, film yourself voting and show what happens. Then complain loudly and vocally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:35 PM (39g3+)

130 "One would think BJs in the oval office with an intern that becomes a very public scandal would do irreparable damage to your family."

That's just Dad, being Dad.

Posted by: Chelsie at October 19, 2016 02:35 PM (J+eG2)

131 how boned are we?

we're moar boned than all of Bill and Hillary's bimbos added together.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2016 02:35 PM (r3GNW)

132 128 Sure haven't heard how evil the Koch Bros. are this time around.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (TnUKj)

They've got Harry Reid tied up in a basement crawl space, ironically.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at October 19, 2016 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

133 Sure haven't heard how evil the Koch Bros. are this time around

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Hanging out with the Koch brothers sounds like a fun weekend.

Posted by: SH at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (gmeXX)

134 "Bimbo Eruptions"

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (zu88C)

135 Bill Clinton was governor in 1980. And this monster will be in the White House again...
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (yODqO)

The Clintons won the White House in 1992 in part on the sexual harassment hysteria aimed at Bob Packwood and Clarence Thomas.

They will do so again, with Trump, apparently. All the more grotesquely funny in light of Bill Clinton's behavior.

Posted by: CJ at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (9KqcB)

136 This is the kind of thing, to me, kind of like some of the trump stuff, that you just wouldn't report. You might tell somebody, but you wouldn't call the cops or anything. And seeing what happened to people with more serious complaints? Why bother. That's totally plausible to me.

That said, this is the CREEPIEST accusation to me so far. My skin is crawling. Ew.
Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 02:31 PM (lIU4e)



Oh yeah this is creepy as hell.

Posted by: alexthechick - Herr Doctress Darth Fagette at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

137 Animal Farm comes to mind.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (Zvj7s)

138 In re my friend's letters,
1. I am a long time lurker, less frequent poster
2. This is one of many letters I have posted here, certainly not the first
3. Can't tell yet if my friend is the most left-wing nutjob I've ever met, or a brilliant satirist
4. Whatever the answer is to 3, I think they are completely unhinged, intentionally or not.
5. If you don't enjoy them, please just skip...

Posted by: slash buzz at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (YseGW)

139 Hunching? Like journalists?

Posted by: Barry O at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (XoldI)

140 >>"Bimbo Eruptions"

That's what I call these spots all over my penis.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (5huyv)

141 129 Just remember if there's a voting machine, make sure the results are what you chose, before you finish. Make double sure. If its not, film yourself voting and show what happens. Then complain loudly and vocally.


Unless you download the memory card, you'll never really know.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (dnWSK)

142 So Bill Clinton is "The Hunchback of Hot Springs"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (CUYn5)

143 Does it make me a bad person to hope Hillary has Michael Jacksons doctor?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (9vY6F)

144 In NASCAR, rubbin' is racin.' Just saying.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (JO9+V)

145 "The first time I remember," she explained. "I was sitting in a chair. He came up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders

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I didn't realize this was hunching, I thought it was called the Joe Biden?

Posted by: SH at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (gmeXX)

146 A caller just asked Rush a question similar to our troll in the art thread.
Heh.

Rush just said "conservatism isn't on the ballot" so a Hillary landslide doesn't mean the end of America, or things like capitalism.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (NOIQH)

147 "Do not touch me."

That right there is foreplay to a Clinton.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 02:39 PM (2Mnv1)

148 #42 I'd just like to imagine Hillary gnashing her teeth, screaming at anyone nearby, and flinging things at people right now.

===========

You know[i/] she is. Gives me a schadenboner. Well, a lady-schadenboner. Perfect timing to crawl inside that brain of hers before the debate.

Hell, I might even watch this one, even if it gives me a stroke.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 02:39 PM (BcNLK)

149 You wanna see a real hoot.

Get daddy liquored up, and have him start singing 'I touch Myself"

Pisses mommy off, every time.

Posted by: Chelsea at October 19, 2016 02:39 PM (J+eG2)

150 Right. You clearly have the hammer confused with a scalpel. Trump doesn't do subtle or nuanced anything.

Wouldn't it be awesome, though, for Hillary to come in expecting a loose cannon, and get nothing but trained fire for the whole debate? The same stuff, but focused, short, hard-hitting?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2016 02:39 PM (2lndx)

151 Formatting. Drat.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 02:40 PM (BcNLK)

152
If you're looking for a silver back, here I am.
Posted by: Bill Clinton


I want my baby back baby back baby back.

Posted by: Fat bastard Michael Moore at October 19, 2016 02:40 PM (IqV8l)

153 Posted by: slash buzz at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (YseGW)


Your friend seems like the kind of person who'll be rushing to report the rest of us to the camps.

Posted by: SorosINC Voting Machine at October 19, 2016 02:41 PM (KUaJL)

154 I imagine Hillary Clinton being semi-comatose between public appearances and being coached on prepared answers. A glass of bourbon in one hand and a fist full of pills lying in that medical bed in Chelsea's "apartment."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:41 PM (39g3+)

155 So what slutty outfit is MeAgain going to be wearing tonight? Red leather with her tatas hanging out?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 02:41 PM (a0IVu)

156
During an appearance on CNN this morning, Congressman Chris Collins' satellite feed was cut as soon as he began talking about Wikileaks.

Host Chris Cuomo asked Collins what he thought Trump could do in tonight's debate to prove he was fit for office. However, the Congressman went off script.

"Two thirds of the public know that Hillary Clinton's a liar, she can't be trusted and now the two faces of Hillary are coming out - the fact through Wikileaks she says one thing and..."

The feed is then immediately cut.

Cuomo continued the discussion with pro-Hillary Congressman Hakeem Jeffries for a full two and a half minutes before Collins returned. Cuomo was sure to ask Collins a question that would steer him away from the subject of Wikileaks. Collins was only then allowed to speak for a brief time before the segment ended.

InfoWars



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 02:42 PM (kdS6q)

157 IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!

Posted by: Huma, after putting the shock to Hillary at October 19, 2016 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

158 Such a sick and warped man and nobody who liked or loved him did an intervention saying, "You need to be in intensive therapy for sex addiction NOW? You need to confess and repent and have intense spiritual direction NOW? and not some lame little session with the Bible and Jesse Jackson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2016 02:42 PM (EnGQE)

159 >>So what slutty outfit is MeAgain going to be wearing tonight? Red leather with her tatas hanging out?


Posted by: IC a

One can only hope...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2016 02:43 PM (5huyv)

160 Caller to Rush had an excellent question (would Hillary victory mean "it's over"), Rush really is just deflecting and changing the topic or the clear implication of his previous statements.


So, basically, he's saying "yes" to the caller's question.


Rush pointing out the disconnect between the country's populace and the GOP and ruling elites. Doesn't address the question.


Of no consequence, but amusing. And ..... sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 02:43 PM (QDnY+)

161 >>Trump will almost certainly bring this up at tonight's debate, and I
think that happens to be, despite the fact that it's Trump's instinct,
the right move.<<



Disagree. Bubba thankfully is not running for president. Hillary is. Better to hammer her with the O'Keefe videos. Hiring the mentally ill to incite violence at Trump rallies? Then the RNC office in NC gets firebombed?


Much more damning than another Bubba story...

Posted by: MacGruber at October 19, 2016 02:43 PM (FEAjO)

162 Sure haven't heard how evil the Koch Bros. are this time around.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 19, 2016 02:33 PM (TnUKj)


They are NeverTrump allies right now. After the election they may get sent back to the Isle of Irredeemable Deplorables.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! AoSHQ Barrel Survival and Escape Kits by Acme! at October 19, 2016 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

163 A New Accuser Comes Forward: Local Reporter Accuses (thinking ok here comes Trumps name again) Bill Clinton ,........... Say What?

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 02:44 PM (sWbjH)

164 >>Wouldn't it be awesome, though, for Hillary to come in expecting a loose
cannon, and get nothing but trained fire for the whole debate? The same
stuff, but focused, short, hard-hitting?


Heh.

What I like is that every rally speech Trump has given recently includes references to the previous day's wikileaks dump. He is reading and announcing this stuff to his mass crowds. No idea if he will do this during the debate, but Hillary is having to prepare for the possibility.

*Of all the hits Trump made during the 2nd debate, one of the most effective was responding to her "my email server was a mistake" line was him saying "Hillary didn't even know that 'C' [draws C in air with finger] stands for Classified". --BOOM!-- You don't have to get into the minutia - just blast her with the most ludicrous stuff using her own words.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

165 The feed is then immediately cut.

Yeah they do that regularly, like clockwork even, when anything remotely negative about Hillary starts up on air. The doctor mentioning concern about her health, anything. They literally just cut away suddenly, usually without a shred of explanation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:44 PM (39g3+)

166 Hunching? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 19, 2016 02:44 PM (rGKzf)

167 Posted by: slash buzz at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (YseGW)




Does your friend work for the MFM? Because he could give anyone one of them a run for their money

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 02:44 PM (493sH)

168 2. This is one of many letters I have posted here, certainly not the first

Posted by: slash buzz


Well, I certainly am upset that I missed the others.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, Sei-i Taishogun at October 19, 2016 02:44 PM (V3IFq)

169 Just remember if there's a voting machine, make sure the results are what you chose, before you finish. Make double sure. If its not, film yourself voting and show what happens. Then complain loudly and vocally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:35 PM (39g3+)
-----------------------------------------
Loud, vocal, extended poll site complaining won't accomplish much unless limited to heavily Democrat voting precincts. Of course, given demographics and the tendency of such disruptions to be amplified, they would be just the sort of thing to really slow down voting in those areas. Not that I would advocate such activity or the hiring homeless people to do such.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2016 02:45 PM (NUqwG)

170 Trust me, you don't want to know the objects Hillary likes to hunch.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2016 02:45 PM (XoldI)

171 New Poll numbers are out.

Might wanna take a glance at this one.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=302126

Posted by: Chelsea at October 19, 2016 02:45 PM (J+eG2)

172 >Oh yeah this is creepy as hell.
Posted by: alexthechick - Herr Doctress Darth Fagette at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah. I had someone on the metro leaning up against me one time and I couldn't get anywhere away because we were too packed. It was so gross.

Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 02:45 PM (lIU4e)

173 "So what slutty outfit is MeAgain going to be wearing tonight? Red leather with her tatas hanging out?"

Nothing says I Am A Respected Serious Professional Journalist like stripping down to pose for a lingerie shoot.

Really, it's something of a rite of passage for those in the business. Remember back when John Chancellor did one? Hot as a pistol!

Posted by: torquewrench at October 19, 2016 02:45 PM (noWW6)

174 Tighten your safety belt. I'm a very irregular Rush listener but he said that if the pattern holds he expects another accusation against Trump to drop tonight after the debate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2016 02:46 PM (EnGQE)

175 Yeah they do that regularly, like clockwork even, when anything remotely negative about Hillary starts up on air. The doctor mentioning concern about her health, anything. They literally just cut away suddenly, usually without a shred of explanation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:44 PM (39g3+)





Only counter-revolutionaries would want an explanation. Perhaps some time in Room 101 would heal you of this need for explanations.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 02:46 PM (493sH)

176 Disagree. Bubba thankfully is not running for president. Hillary is. Better to hammer her with the O'Keefe videos. Hiring the mentally ill to incite violence at Trump rallies? Then the RNC office in NC gets firebombed?


Much more damning than another Bubba story...




Not when framed as the Enabler in Chief of the 1st Rapist.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 02:46 PM (CJOtA)

177 105 Cat Ass Trophy


101 Milo Yiannopolis for press secretary/White House spokesman.

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Some network would put trigglypuff in the press pool

________________________________________________

Heh. And I would pay good money to see that encounter every day of the week!

Until, of course, the network got so embarrassed by Trigglypuff getting destroyed every day that they finally decided to euthanize her.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2016 02:46 PM (Fb9aZ)

178 There is a reason Bill Clinton was called "The Hunchback of Another Dame."

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at October 19, 2016 02:47 PM (lpHNf)

179 Be off me, you stupid Hubble spawn sock!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2016 02:47 PM (J+eG2)

180 Milo Yiannopolis for press secretary/White House spokesman.
-----------------------------
Fabulous!

-
Flameboyant!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 02:47 PM (Nwg0u)

181 HUNCHING the MISH!

Posted by: That guy who says Hunching the Mish at October 19, 2016 02:47 PM (EdhH3)

182 The real tragedy of Donald Trump is the violent atmosphere he has engendered among his supporters.

Posted by: slash buzz at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (YseGW)


You mean it was Trump supporters who firebombed that Republican HQ in North Carolina? Wow, who'd'a thunk it?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (rWDXX)

183 >>Not when framed as the Enabler in Chief of the 1st Rapist.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 02:46 PM (CJOtA)<<

If the local reporter has facts showing Hillary knew about it and/or enabled it, then I would agree Trump should hammer it. Barring that, go with O'Keefe.

Put the heat not only on Hillary, but the whole Democratic establishment.

Posted by: MacGruber at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (FEAjO)

184 "Just remember if there's a voting machine, make sure the results are
what you chose, before you finish. Make double sure. If its not, film
yourself voting and show what happens. Then complain loudly and vocally."

Around here, you can opt out of the machine and demand to vote on a paper ballot.

I suspect they just quietly take those as they're handed in, stow them in a desk in a back room, then later hand them out to vagrants to make campfires in the proliferating local Obamavilles, but it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (noWW6)

185 Dude, everyone gets laid at the White House. Oh! Uh! Oh!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (eXcte)

186 I'll have my girl call your girl and we'll do lunch.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (VndSC)

187 ...face it; if bubba didn't think getting a blowjob in the oval office by a young woman 3-4 (?) yrs older then your daughter "wasn't sex", how is massaging boobs and rubbing one out? seems like a warm Clinton greeting-not like he bit her lip or called her "fat"

Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (dWlrW)

188 Rotten tomatoes time folks.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (VS4CN)

189 I see your touchy -feely and raise you a sexual assault charge.

Posted by: THE DONALD at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (sWbjH)

190
Chris Wallace will only ask repub divisive questions and keep dem divisive questions away. His job is too try to make a fool of Trump.

We all know this by now, every one of these debates are rigged for the Left.

Why anybody thinks anything good will come of this debate is beyond me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (ODxAs)

191 Rush just said "conservatism isn't on the ballot" so a Hillary landslide doesn't mean the end of America, or things like capitalism.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (NOIQH)

One of the suckiest things about this is that Trump was winning on immigration and anti-terrorism. Losing over sex talk and chubby pageant winners is a lost opportunity. Time will tell if this kills immigration control forever.

Posted by: CJ at October 19, 2016 02:49 PM (9KqcB)

192 There is a reason Bill Clinton was called "The Hunchback of Another Dame."

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at October 19, 2016 02:47 PM (lpHNf)


He shoots! He scores!

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:49 PM (rWDXX)

193 156
Cuomo continued the discussion with pro-Hillary Congressman Hakeem Jeffries for a full two and a half minutes before Collins returned. Cuomo was sure to ask Collins a question that would steer him away from the subject of Wikileaks. Collins was only then allowed to speak for a brief time before the segment ended.

InfoWars

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 02:42 PM (kdS6q)


Was at an event last Saturday with Matilda Cuomo and Jeffries. Had I known.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2016 02:49 PM (UBQ2A)

194 Billy Clinton as a sandlot QB:


Blue! 34 DD!

Blue! 34 DD!

HunchHunchHunch!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 02:50 PM (JO9+V)

195
BTW - in space news:

Looks like the ESA with their Russia partners managed to duff another Mars landing.

www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37707776


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 02:50 PM (kdS6q)

196 What is hunching?

Is that like humping?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2016 02:50 PM (4rh2D)

197 Bill Clinton plagiarized Donald Trump's sexual assaults! The nerve.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 19, 2016 02:51 PM (hKi6n)

198 Personal unsavoriness of neither Trump nor Clinton's "husband" are going to matter on Nov. 8. Old, tired issues.


Trump should waste no time on this, only brief contemptuous response if the topic comes up.


Hillary's/Dems criminality, corruption of key govt. institutions like the FBI and the pathetic media - those are the "personal" issues he needs to hammer.


Otherwise, remind people of boring, important reasons to vote for him. "Change". Enforce immigration laws, unshackle the economy (incl. energy), repeal O-care, stop Common Core, restore sanity to our Iran/ME policy.


Every one of these topics has poison for Hillary. And he should specifically highlight her direct role in many of these widely unpopular disasters, and her support for others.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 02:51 PM (QDnY+)

199
84 But Hillary will bring us all together.
Probably somewhere on the outskirts of D.C.

I figure we end up as volunteers bravely working to end the leakage from the Fukijima nuclear plants. With our bodies.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2016 02:51 PM (FtrY1)

200 Hanging out with the Koch brothers sounds like a fun weekend.

Posted by: SH at October 19, 2016 02:37 PM (gmeXX)
I'll say!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 19, 2016 02:52 PM (8iiMU)

201 I have such a hard time sympathizing with lefty "victims" like this who decide to take one for the team. Their hands aren't clean. She worked for the media. What sleazy, vile things did she do over the years?

Nope. These people deserve no sympathy, though I am glad to see some of them turning on each other, in order to give some exposure to the sleaze inherent in the Democrat party.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2016 02:52 PM (iFgwk)

202 Why anybody thinks anything good will come of this debate is beyond me.

God may have mercy on us. They can only pump Hillary full of chemicals to get her bright eyed and focused for so long. Especially since she has no podium to lean on for this one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)

203 One of the suckiest things about this is that Trump was winning on immigration and anti-terrorism. Losing over sex talk and chubby pageant winners is a lost opportunity. Time will tell if this kills immigration control forever.

Geraghty's thing this morning was basically "Trump's gonna lose, we're running Jeb! down your throat in 2020, and amnesty is gonna be awesome for my lawn".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2016 02:53 PM (KUTP5)

204 Yeah. I had someone on the metro leaning up against me one time and I couldn't get anywhere away because we were too packed. It was so gross.

Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 02:45 PM (lIU4e)

Head-butt. The key is using the top of your head (crown of your skull) and remembering to close your eyes prior to contact. That way you won't be made dizzy or disoriented from the impact.

Head-butts also provide deniability. You can tell the cops you were throwing your head back to brush the long, luxurious locks from your eyes and then demonstrate the movement very slowly and fluidly. Meanwhile, mistermaster of frottageover there is counting his teeth.

Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (OGbEB)

205 Chris Wallace is much too prissy to go down AC 360's groping questions redux. He will just kill Trump w the policy crap. Since hillary will have the questions, easy to make trump look foolish.

Posted by: ever at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (kronK)

206 208, Especially since she has no podium to lean on for this one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)
No podium? Are they walking around again?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (a0IVu)

207 186
I'll have my girl call your girl and we'll do hunch.

FIFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (r3GNW)

208 Why do I feel like this is a false flag operation?

Seriously. It rings of a Democrat paid woman who says this stuff, so that all the right media and possibly Trump will run to it, so the Dems can say that if we are going to believe her story, why aren't we believing the Miss USA, Woman on a plane, etcs?

Someone upthread commented that they thought Juanita Broaderick said she was attacked twice by Clinton.

I recall the story as she was attacked by Bill Clinton in a hotel room. She was later in the same meeting room etc. with the Clintons during a political function and she says Hillary Clinton came up to her and was introduced. She said Hillary grabbed her hand, looked at her and said, "I've heard your' name. I want you to know that Bill and I are so grateful for ALL you do for Bill. You understand, I mean for everything you do for him". She kept squeezing Broaderick's hand until Broaderick simply turned and walked away.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (ntZAP)

209 143 Does it make me a bad person to hope Hillary has Michael Jacksons doctor?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM (9vY6F)

Perhaps her dope dosage will be the wrong mix tonight and she'll have a goggley-eyed episode and lose her train of thought and have to be prompted several times and no one can cover for her and the world will see her just staring into space before she is led out. That would be awesome.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (CFc5L)

210 "Looks like the ESA with their Russia partners managed to duff another Mars landing."

Big Mars Lander lawn dart.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (J+eG2)

211
I figure we end up as volunteers bravely working to end the leakage from the Fukijima nuclear plants. With our bodies.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew


Cleaning up the sewage from a DNC bus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (IqV8l)

212 When I was a kid, the neighbors had a damned dog, some kind of hound, that would hump anything that moved.
Annoying as hell, for humans and pets.
The answer was neutering.
He was older dog, not really pleased.
Bill is an older dog.
But, the greater good and all.
Right, Fascist Progs?

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (d6TTt)

213 But you see, women like that kind of stuff

Posted by: Bernie at October 19, 2016 02:55 PM (z5KQf)

214 You mean it was Trump supporters who firebombed that Republican HQ in North Carolina? Wow, who'd'a thunk it?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:48 PM (rWDXX)




CNN: It was Trump himself. Didn't you see our piece on it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 02:55 PM (493sH)

215 My dry rub? It's to die for.

Posted by: Billy Jeff's Barbecue and Dildo Emporium at October 19, 2016 02:55 PM (97XyN)

216 "Looks like the ESA with their Russia partners managed to duff another Mars landing."

Big Mars Lander lawn dart.




Russia always gets all the cool toys.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 02:55 PM (CJOtA)

217 My hope for tonight is that Trump comes out swinging in the first round just enough to stagger her, then moves into his stump points.

Hillary was completely fucked up during the last debate. Trump went there and didn't back off, and she was scared shitless. He needs to do that again in the beginning, stagger her with one good uppercut, then go all statesmanlike. She won't recover, and he wins the debate in a blowout.

First impressions are BS. It's last impressions that matter.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 19, 2016 02:56 PM (EUMr7)

218 "gimmeXX"

Seems like that sort of thread

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 02:56 PM (eXcte)

219 OT, the next letter from my liberal friend; thought you all should see this. It is almost a note-perfect of the narrative being pushed by the MSM...

Posted by: slash buzz



TL/DR.

Can you tell your friend to use a smaller font and cram those two paragraphs into one. Cuz two is too much.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2016 02:56 PM (0cMkb)

220 What is hunching?

Is that like humping?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2016 02:50 PM (4rh2D)

Not really.
Example - I have a " hunch" about this Election.
About this Election, I am humpless.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 02:56 PM (d6TTt)

221 *Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)*

I am hoping for a "heavy bertation" moment. Remember the young reporter who started talking jibberish when she was reporting on the Grammys?

She looked into the camera, holding the mic, as calm as could be: "Here we have a very, very, heavy bertation"...and the rest just was gobbledygook.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2016 02:56 PM (nNdYv)

222 I feel violated after watching Ghostbusters on Popcorntime.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 19, 2016 02:57 PM (dKiJG)

223 He was hunching two journalists at a time.

Posted by: Moe Green at October 19, 2016 02:57 PM (XoldI)

224 I want you to know that Bill and I are so grateful for ALL you do for Bill. You understand, I mean for everything you do for him". She kept squeezing Broaderick's hand



Aka, "Thank you for taking one for the team so I don't have to".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 02:57 PM (CJOtA)

225 Trump has already failed one of his key assignments that I had personally given him.


Eliminating Rubio from national politics.


Eliminating him from the primary was half the mission. Tragically, the second part was not accomplished, and now it looks like the city councilman will survive.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2016 02:57 PM (QDnY+)

226 I wish I could hack into the intro music for Hillary and Bill events. I would have Billy Squire playing on a loop. It would be a hit against both of them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 02:58 PM (BNXbq)

227 None of this stuff will be brought up by the press.

Just a hunch.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 02:58 PM (VndSC)

228 What the over/under on the number of times Chris Wallace will white knight for Hillary! and "fact-check' Trump?


Will he use Thirsty Mario's anti-wikileaks blather against Trump? Las Vegas bookies are offering odds now!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2016 02:58 PM (0cMkb)

229 A New Accuser Comes Forward: Local Reporter Accuses Bill Clinton of Sexual Assault
====




damned Russians again!

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 19, 2016 02:59 PM (zu88C)

230 Sure haven't heard how evil the Koch Bros. are this time around.

----------------------------------
I've tried to cover the gap but it is hard to do it without help.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2016 02:59 PM (NUqwG)

231
Does it make me a bad person to hope Hillary has Michael Jacksons doctor?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2016 02:38 PM


Will she transition from an old white woman to a young black boy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 02:59 PM (IqV8l)

232 She looked into the camera, holding the mic, as calm as could be: "Here we have a very, very, heavy bertation"...and the rest just was gobbledygook.

https://youtu.be/xC2nC6NPYp4

Poor girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 02:59 PM (39g3+)

233 I like rhomboids advice.

Just keep hitting on criminality, immigration and economy. Security too.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 02:59 PM (VS4CN)

234 I figure we end up as volunteers bravely working to end the leakage from the Fukijima nuclear plants. With our bodies.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

Cleaning up the sewage from a DNC bus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (IqV8l)


Levees down in New Orleans.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! AoSHQ Barrel Survival and Escape Kits by Acme! at October 19, 2016 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

235 >Head-butt.
Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (OGbEB)

At the time, I think I gave him a bit of a pass because he couldn't get anywhere either, but I was probably being naïve.

Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 03:00 PM (lIU4e)

236

What difference, at this point, does it make?!/1/1!?!?!?!?!1/1/1?!?!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 19, 2016 03:00 PM (HSmrB)

237 But that was Bill!!!

And who supports Women more than Hillary!!!

Posted by: Lefty Leftoski... Union Member at October 19, 2016 03:00 PM (qf6WZ)

238 Trump showed her as incompetent, now he needs to nail her as Evil. They aren't voting for her so much as being repulsed by him or wanting Bill. If he can get them to see her as Evil then he may cancel some of that

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at October 19, 2016 03:00 PM (z5KQf)

239 He shoots! He scores!
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 19, 2016 02:49 PM (rWDXX)

Very kind of you, sir!

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at October 19, 2016 03:01 PM (lpHNf)

240 >>>Posted by: slash buzz at October 19, 2016 02:15 PM (YseGW)

That is really depressing. It is an endless string of irritating, baseless assertions. These idiots don't want to have a discussion, just plug their fingers in their ears and shout.

I still cannot believe how people work themselves up into this state of utter stupidity and blindness. To where they don't even want to have a reasoned discussion. We are contending with imbeciles and sociopaths.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2016 03:01 PM (iFgwk)

241 After reading this story, I'm kind of glad the clintons stole stuff on the way out of the Whitehouse last time. I hope they took any couch cushions that bill spent time alone with.

Posted by: chalupa moreno at October 19, 2016 03:01 PM (Zf11R)

242 wonder if there is any record of Podesta or brock or any of the other hillary-bots praising wikileaks, when the victim was bush?

Posted by: ever at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (kronK)

243 The DNC/Hillary Campaign financed the folks who sparked violence at the Chicago Trump rally that had to be canceled. There are photos of cops walking around with blood streaming down their faces.

The Left would have had ads running on this by now.

Posted by: CJ at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (9KqcB)

244 I wish I could hack into the intro music for Hillary
and Bill events. I would have Billy Squire playing on a loop. It
would be a hit against both of them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 02:58 PM (BNXbq)

Go cruder. Digital Underground's Humpty Hunchy Dance.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (JO9+V)

245 Won't bother watching the debate tonight.
You will tell me how it goes.
Saves me the trouble of having to tolerate that little weasel- faced shit Chris Wallace.
And somehow having MeAgain inject her presence into every damned thing.

My tolerance level for that skank is currently zero.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (d6TTt)

246 I have such a hard time sympathizing with lefty "victims" like this who decide to take one for the team. Their hands aren't clean. She worked for the media. What sleazy, vile things did she do over the years?

Yeah that bothers me too. Why wait so long to say anything if it was so traumatic? Why was she quiet all these years about it when the Clintons were gaining power?

Or perhaps she did speak out and got dismissed and mocked for it by the press.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)

247 We just want to warn you that watching the video of her testimony could be against the law.

You're welcome.

Posted by: CNN at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (2z74n)

248 If the Russians are brought up, Trump should say thisvis coming from people that thought Bengahzi was caused by a video and that ISIS was a JV team.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (VS4CN)

249 I like rhomboids advice.

Just keep hitting on criminality, immigration and economy. Security too.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 02:59 PM (VS4CN)




And her health. The office LIVs seem blind to a lot of stuff but they took notice of her about to take a nose dive in NYC. I think serious questions about her health could damage her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (493sH)

250 PREDICTION: HILLARY HAS AN EMERGENCY RIGHT BEFORE THE DEBATE. NO SHOW. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.



Scary thing? I could believe that.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (CJOtA)

251 Trump showed her as incompetent, now he needs to nail her as Evil.
---------------------------------
On live TV?

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2016 03:03 PM (NUqwG)

252 Any bets on the fashion choice tonight, maybe Oven Mitt Classic or Mao Chic?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

253 Perhaps her dope dosage will be the wrong mix tonight and she'll have a goggley-eyed episode and lose her train of thought and have to be prompted several times and no one can cover for her and the world will see her just staring into space before she is led out. That would be awesome.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (CFc5L)
--------------

If her neurologist gives her the wrong dosage such that she freezes up, flops around and faceplants on the stage, that doctor will truly deserve the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

He will have literally saved the country.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at October 19, 2016 03:04 PM (hA1V+)

254 It's 3:06 PM.




Do you know what drug cocktails your Presidential Candidate is being doped up with to get ready for tonight's debate?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 03:04 PM (8GN8w)

255 If he can get them to see her as Evil then he may cancel some of that

Or get people to see her as insane and ill. Either way, really. Someone who under no circumstances should be allowed near the White House or any sort of power.

Already Nevertrumpers are crowing and gloating, declaring anyone who ever supported Trump as responsible for Hillary's victory. I am not terribly upset by it, because they'll suffer along with everyone else and have their conscience eat at them if they have a shred of humanity, should she win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)

256 >>>Trump showed her as incompetent, now he needs to nail her as Evil.

---------------------------------

On live TV?

Grab her by the cock.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 19, 2016 03:04 PM (EUMr7)

257 that doctor will truly deserve the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

He can get it draped over his tombstone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)

258 Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (CJOtA)

And then the medial drop the latest coordinated accusation on Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2016 03:05 PM (EnGQE)

259 >>After reading this story, I'm kind of glad the clintons stole stuff on
the way out of the Whitehouse last time. I hope they took any couch
cushions that bill spent time alone with.


No, they took handmade furniture made by American craftsmen who had been told their work would be proudly used in the WH for years to come. Stuff like a dining room set. It was a totally jerky move.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

260 262 If the Russians are brought up, Trump should say this is coming from people that thought Benghazi was caused by a video and that ISIS was a JV team.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (VS4CN)
------------------------------------
But use the proper word, "claimed," rather than "thought."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 03:05 PM (Nox3c)

261 If I had a criminal enterprise to manage, I'd hire Hillary in a heartbeat.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2016 03:05 PM (2z74n)

262 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (JO9+V)

For Bill yes but personally it's the stroke part aimed at Hillary that like the best.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 03:06 PM (BNXbq)

263 242
I figure we end up as volunteers bravely working to end the leakage from the Fukijima nuclear plants. With our bodies.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew



Cleaning up the sewage from a DNC bus.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 02:54 PM (IqV8l)





Levees down in New Orleans.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! AoSHQ Barrel Survival
and Escape Kits by Acme! at October 19, 2016 03:00 PM (hLRSq)
Afghan National Army shower room

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 19, 2016 03:06 PM (7N6ox)

264 A New Accuser Comes Forward: Local Reporter Accuses Bill Clinton of Sexual Assault



Just a local crime story

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2016 03:06 PM (dnWSK)

265 If I had a criminal enterprise to manage, I'd hire Hillary in a heartbeat.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2016 03:05 PM (2z74n)



Does that depend on how long you think her heart, or whatever she has in there, keeps beating?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 03:07 PM (493sH)

266 This woman is extremely credible.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at October 19, 2016 03:07 PM (lpHNf)

267 One of the Bengahzi mothers is there, over and under Trump looks at Hillary and says "you lied to her face to face"

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 03:07 PM (VS4CN)

268 After reading this story, I'm kind of glad the clintons stole stuff on the way out of the Whitehouse last time. I hope they took any couch cushions that bill spent time alone with.
Posted by: chalupa moreno at October 19, 2016 03:01 PM (Zf11R)

FBI leaked emails show that Hillary removed furniture from the State Department to furnish her DC residence.

Trump better have some keep his wallet for him lest she pick his pocket tonight. She'll probably take the podiums home and the microphones.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 03:07 PM (ntZAP)

269 Trump showed her as incompetent, now he needs to nail her as Evil


The two minute reply time is too short to conduct an exorcism.


Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2016 03:07 PM (0cMkb)

270 Posted by: TURKEY FOOT

I generally find them to be ugly. But if surgery could make human ones look like that, I would be interested.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 19, 2016 03:07 PM (iFgwk)

271 The country is contemplating electing Ma Barker to its highest office.
I guess Thug Life is a National thing now.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 03:07 PM (d6TTt)

272 252 Any bets on the fashion choice tonight, maybe Oven Mitt Classic or Mao Chic?
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

Axminster Carpet sample book FTW

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (7HtZB)

273 Chelsea must be so proud of her daddy.

What's more, Bill has access to millions and million of dollars from the Clinton Foundation that can be used to buy the silence of these victims -- or hire intimidators to silence them.

Yeah, let's put Hillary in the White House so the Co-President can resume his White House assaults.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (4AVeu)

274 PREDICTION: HILLARY HAS AN EMERGENCY RIGHT BEFORE THE DEBATE. NO SHOW. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.



And having that happen at this stage? 50/50, aka a sucker's bet.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (CJOtA)

275 Hillary just now leaving the Goa'uld Sarcophagus after the reanimation. Her illnesses are more than the symbiot could cure on its own.

Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (IBLOg)

276 Do you know who I am? I'm Bill Clinton! That's who!

I was hunching journalists while you were banging cheerleaders!

wait...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (XoldI)

277 PREDICTION: HILLARY HAS AN EMERGENCY RIGHT BEFORE THE DEBATE. NO SHOW

But she'll still win the debate. And Trump will be required to defend himself against all the assembled media.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (2z74n)

278 >>Any bets on the fashion choice tonight, maybe Oven Mitt Classic or Mao Chic?


White suit.
She's already done red and navy blue...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (NOIQH)

279 To win tonight, Trump must use the word "schlong" in a sentence.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2016 03:09 PM (4AVeu)

280 All I gotta say, if things really go south in the next few years, people like John Podesta and Robert Creamer are really tops on my list of "Rotten jagoffs I'd like to see dance the Mussolini before the mob gets me."

Don't know how to dance the Mussolini?

Just hang there with your heels in the air like you just don't care!
Too bad about Clara, but now she doesn't care-a!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 19, 2016 03:09 PM (nd1zx)

281
266 PREDICTION: HILLARY HAS AN EMERGENCY RIGHT BEFORE THE DEBATE. NO SHOW. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.



Scary thing? I could believe that.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 03:02 PM (CJOtA)


------------------

Not going to happen. She'll come out looking like the epitome of the embalmer's art.

Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2016 03:09 PM (Fmupd)

282 Ok guys, I'm about ready to visit Mr. Tim Kaine, wish me luck.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 03:10 PM (VS4CN)

283 If her neurologist gives her the wrong dosage such that she freezes up, flops around and faceplants on the stage, that doctor will truly deserve the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
.............

"Don't worry America! FDR was in wheelchair, too." - MSM

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2016 03:10 PM (HgMAr)

284 There must be a Lazarus Pit out in the Vegas desert.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2016 03:10 PM (7HtZB)

285 278 >>Any bets on the fashion choice tonight, maybe Oven Mitt Classic or Mao Chic?


White suit.
She's already done red and navy blue...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (NOIQH)

Waiting for the Paisley N' Plaid Whimsey Couture.
( To showcase that Sassy Side).

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 03:10 PM (d6TTt)

286 If I had a criminal enterprise to manage, I'd hire Hillary in a heartbeat.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2016 03:05 PM (2z74n)



Actually, you wouldn't.

She's a complete fuck-up in everything she's done, but like Obama, Hillary has failed upward.


She's the type of person who would never rise above say 3rd level lieutenant as long as you could keep a strong hand on what she does.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2016 03:10 PM (0cMkb)

287 Again I hope we see the "Big Black Guy "on stage

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 03:11 PM (sWbjH)

288 Future Presidential debate commission s must insist on a piss test.

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2016 03:11 PM (ngn8T)

289 Example: Hillary, did you know that Bill can hunch a woman with his schlong and still be elected President of the United States?

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2016 03:11 PM (4AVeu)

290 282 Ok guys, I'm about ready to visit Mr. Tim Kaine, wish me luck.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 03:10 PM (VS4CN)

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2016 03:11 PM (7HtZB)

291 Visiting Tim Kaine? Ask him for a balloon giraffe

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 03:11 PM (eXcte)

292 >White suit.
She's already done red and navy blue...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 03:08 PM (NOIQH)

White is not slimming. I can't imagine her choosing that for national tv.

Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 03:12 PM (lIU4e)

293 >>White is not slimming. I can't imagine her choosing that for national tv.

True, but that's what she wore for her DNC speech.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2016 03:13 PM (NOIQH)

294 286 If I had a criminal enterprise to manage, I'd hire Hillary in a heartbeat.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2016 03:05 PM (2z74n)


Actually, you wouldn't.

She's a complete fuck-up in everything she's done, but like Obama, Hillary has failed upward.


She's the type of person who would never rise above say 3rd level lieutenant as long as you could keep a strong hand on what she does.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2016 03:10 PM (0cMkb)

When the FBI is working for you, you don't have to be a competent crime boss.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2016 03:13 PM (7HtZB)

295 The Hunchy DANCE is yo' CHANCE to do the HUNCH

Do the HUNCHY-HUNCH
Do the HUNCHY-HUNCH

Posted by: The Hunch from Hope at October 19, 2016 03:13 PM (0lsPt)

296 282 Ok guys, I'm about ready to visit Mr. Tim Kaine, wish me luck.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 03:10 PM (VS4CN)
-----------------------------
Don't forget to ask his advice about nose-hair trimmers!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 03:13 PM (Nox3c)

297 White is not slimming. I can't imagine her choosing that for national tv.
Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 03:12 PM (lIU4e)

What?
Not going to sample the Ahab line?

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 03:13 PM (d6TTt)

298
The country is contemplating electing Ma Barker to its highest office.


Bryan Burroughs in Public Enemies makes a good case that Ma Barker didn't have anything to do with the Barker-Karpis gang's nefarious activities, but after she got filled full of lead by the FBI along with her son they had to come up with, you know, some kind of reason for shooting some poor old elderly woman to death.

So Hoover made her the brains of the outfit, post mortem.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 19, 2016 03:13 PM (nd1zx)

299 Yep, if I get a chance I'm going to tell him I'm going to vote Trump tomorrow and look forward to seeing Clinton brought to justice.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 03:14 PM (VS4CN)

300 I bet Anthony Weiner is pretty ticked off that he didn't get this kind of coverage.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2016 03:14 PM (AroJD)

301 Amy Schumer nood

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2016 03:14 PM (7HtZB)

302 288 Future Presidential debate commission s must insist on a piss test.
__________________

Here. You can wring it out of my Depends.

(hic)

Posted by: Hillary Rotham Clinton at October 19, 2016 03:14 PM (4AVeu)

303 Not figuring Hillary will face-plant on stage.

They've had her kept out of the public eye for a full week now. (While at the same time Trump has kept up a bruising multistate rally schedule.) She's going to be well rested, and she's going to look pretty bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 19, 2016 03:14 PM (noWW6)

304 ...@212-*Triggerwarning*...my bad

Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 03:14 PM (dWlrW)

305 She's the type of person who would never rise above say 3rd level lieutenant as long as you could keep a strong hand on what she does.

If Sha had been even a marginally competent attorney, no one would have got to jail over White Water.

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2016 03:14 PM (ngn8T)

306 Not going to happen. She'll come out looking like the epitome of the embalmer's art.

Remember, without chemicals, life itself would be impossible. Don't you agree, Mrs. Clinton?

Posted by: Dow Chemical at October 19, 2016 03:14 PM (qJhUV)

307 White suit.
She's already done red and navy blue...
---
naw... the sharts would be too obvious.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2016 03:15 PM (r3GNW)

308 Not going to happen. She'll come out looking like the epitome of the embalmer's art.
Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2016 03:09 PM (Fmupd)

This.

They are somehow taping her face up to her scalp and using enough filler injections to turn her into rubber face.
I imagine they are hesitant to use too much botox lest she not be able to prounounce her S's and F's.

I predict Kim Jon Un chic. I believe they are sitting for this debate, correct? So they will probably leave the shoulder pads off lest she look like a turtle .

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 03:15 PM (ntZAP)

309 283
If her neurologist gives her the wrong dosage such that she freezes up,
flops around and faceplants on the stage, that doctor will truly deserve
the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

.............

Is it wrong of me to hope that someone sneaks in a flash camera, aims it right at her and set is off? God help me, I hope it happens.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 19, 2016 03:16 PM (/5WQL)

310 Would Gloria Allred take her as a client?

Posted by: Lurker primus at October 19, 2016 03:16 PM (B3qs7)

311 What's wrong with hunching?

Posted by: Igor at October 19, 2016 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

312 I hunched all the time, but it was due to a Dowager's Hump.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at October 19, 2016 03:18 PM (4AVeu)

313 Amy Shumer Nood
There's a thought that never crossed my mind

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 03:18 PM (sWbjH)

314 Test

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2016 03:18 PM (FtrY1)

315 I go see the new thread, but I'm feeling I' m going to regret this

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 03:19 PM (sWbjH)

316 280--- All I gotta say, if things really go south in the next few years, people like John Podesta and Robert Creamer are really tops on my list of "Rotten jagoffs I'd like to see dance the Mussolini before the mob gets me."

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 19, 2016 03:09 PM (nd1zx)
-------------------------
Not my list. They're just run-of-the-mill criminals.

If --- God forbid --- the mob went after the Left, I'd hope they go for the ones in responsible positions who enabled and encouraged the criminals. The media, first of all. The dirty cops in DOJ and FBI next.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 03:20 PM (Nox3c)

317 If Hillary wears white, all the world will know from her brown streak that she sharts.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2016 03:20 PM (4AVeu)

318 We just hunched and it was heavenly.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas and Zombie Andy Rooney at October 19, 2016 03:21 PM (4AVeu)

319
The Beast: I ain't no ways...tired....*splat!*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2016 03:21 PM (493sH)

320 I had to dry hunch - Hillary told me to keep my pants on.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at October 19, 2016 03:30 PM (0CeRG)

321 White is not slimming. I can't imagine her choosing that for national tv.


Posted by: Lea at October 19, 2016 03:12 PM (lIU4e)


Mandarin robes.

Let's be honest, she'd love it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! AoSHQ Barrel Survival and Escape Kits by Acme! at October 19, 2016 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

322 Monmouth poll is the sort of poll that hunches up and down your back.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 03:33 PM (VS4CN)

323 You know, snuggling down to make contact in all the good places.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 19, 2016 02:14 PM (BcNLK)

Is there such a thing as a bad place on a woman?

Posted by: F.N.G. at October 19, 2016 03:38 PM (kiSdp)

324 It would be helpful for Trump to bring this up in the form of a question, rather than his typical statement followed by tirade follow by yammering on about how people like him and, by the way, I was just endorse by this group because they like winning and my winning personality since people really like me don't ya know... whaddaya mean out of time and we're moving on?

You know, pose the question then sit and stare at Hillary. Something like, "Hillary, you said that rape and sexual assault victims should be believed. How does that apply to... begin listing Bill's victims". Then shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Damiano at October 19, 2016 03:38 PM (71OEY)

325 Since the media is so fond of "Mr. Trump said... Would you like to tell us, Mr. Trump, why you are such a racist, sexist person?/ Secretary Clinton, would you enlighten us about how women should feel about the racists Mr. Trump has said and why he's unfit for office?" I would like to see at tonight's debate:

"Secretary Clinton. [Insert names here] has accused your husband of [sexual assault/ rape/ extramarital affairs] and you have responded by [calling them a bimbo/ hiring detectives to dig up dirt on them/ engaging in public slander and humiliation of the accuser/...]. Can you explain what you meant by these statements?"

...followed by asking Hillary to answer the same questions the FBI asked, verbatim.

...followed by, "Secretary Clinton, you have stated that you cannot recall critical events several hundred times and, in certain instances, cited your brain injury as a reason for being unaware of procedures to handle classified information. How will these thing no longer be a factor in your recollection and judgement of future events, procedures, briefings, and responsibilities?"

Since no one else will do this, Trump should make these questions the answers to every question asked of him.

Posted by: Damiano at October 19, 2016 03:52 PM (71OEY)

326 Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 02:13 PM (Zvj7s)

Yeah, the little guy is my Senator. I was a big supporter early on. And he is a YHUGE disappointment.

I called the office about his statement on Wikileaks etc. They have gotten a lot of flack and guess what? He is already backtracking, explaining "I didn't mean...." "He didn't mean...."

Rubio has no idea what he stands for except for himself.

Posted by: gracepc at October 19, 2016 04:04 PM (OU4q6)

327 Guessing Breitbart has more. This isn't over yet. The Clintons wanted a war over sex and sleaze? They got it.

Posted by: K-E at October 19, 2016 04:06 PM (J23oQ)

328 This is where I rail on and on and ON about how
calling Hillary Clinton a feminist when she owes her power to being
handed a Senate seat in return for standing there and shutting up and
attacking the women who were allegedly (and actually) sexually harassed
by her husband is a slap in the face to all women.





Posted by: alexthechick - Herr Doctress Darth Fagette at October 19, 2016 02:21 PM (mf5HN)
Quite true, but that hardly matters to proglodytes. Pretty words and virtue-signalling matter more to them than actions or results. We're talking about people who think with their delicate feefees and resent having to actually do anything or make any sacrifices on their own part; it doesn't matter what Clinton actually did or did not do. No, what really matters is how many of their asspatting feel-good buzzwords she can cram into a speech. Who cares if she enables an actual proven rapist when she parrots all the correct feminist talking points, amirite?

Posted by: Saber Alter at October 19, 2016 04:11 PM (Cpl1o)

329 If both candidates are equally 'sleazy' with sex scandals and such, then we are back to comparing policies, are we not? Which is exactly where we want to be.

Right now, this is the only thing hanging over Trump's head that maybe has made a small impact (many polls indicate it did little to hurt him).

Hillary, however, has not only the sex/sleaze angle, she also has Wikileaks Veritas videos which show some pretty awful things about the internal workings of her campaign.

She is much more damaged this week than Trump. Curious what she will try tonight. Whatever negative topic she brings up about Trump, expect that some expose will follow. Maybe more on tax returns or racism? We'll see...but she'll have some other attack to lob out there which will be happily corroborated by the MSM.

Posted by: K-E at October 19, 2016 04:53 PM (J23oQ)

330 Excuse me, gentlemen, but in whose possession is this particular bitch?

Posted by: James Carville's Flaming Skull at October 20, 2016 12:30 AM (X3iDT)

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