National Enquirer Claims All the Things

Eh, I would have some trust in this report if the "Fixer" alleging he's spilling all he dirt on Hillary and Bill was actually named, instead of being referred to as "Mr. Fixit."

But, easy post.

It should be remembered that the National Enquirer recently claimed that Ted Cruz's dad killed Kennedy.

Do I believe most of what's claimed here? Yeah, mostly. But the thing about the Clintons is -- you young people are going to get a hard experience in this -- is that you know a lot of things about them that they successfully cover up and thus you can't prove. And will wind up sounding like a weirdo if you even say.*

* Because the media will scream at you for saying what everyone in the world strongly suspects.

Posted by: Ace at 06:12 PM

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Posted by: Distracted drivin.... SQUIRREL! at October 18, 2016 06:11 PM (DVC2D)

2 Is Dick Morris the Fixer?

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2016 06:14 PM (gmeXX)

3 The MFM won't touch this and even if they did it is still sex, sex, sex, and not the substantial issues from Wikileaks' Podesta e-mails and the Project Veritas vote fraud videos. I hate them with all my being.

Posted by: oddknot is pissed now at October 18, 2016 06:14 PM (g1MTt)

4 I will be so happy if the Enquirer brings down Hillary!

Posted by: Beth M at October 18, 2016 06:14 PM (kiy9d)

5 I don't believe the men part.

Posted by: Kensington at October 18, 2016 06:15 PM (7Kbxu)

6 Hillary Clinton is a secret sex freak who paid fixers to set up illicit romps with both men AND women!

I wish I'd never clicked the link. Yikes.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at October 18, 2016 06:15 PM (Tyii7)

7 Please, please-Can someone who works with Trump tell him NOT to mention in the debate any of this sexual c**p?. Stick to the issues and the voting fraud

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 18, 2016 06:15 PM (EnGQE)

8 2 Is Dick Morris the Fixer?
Posted by: SH at October 18, 2016 06:14 PM (gmeXX)

He has been on a vendetta against the Clintons for years, and given his former innner circle membership, I would not be surprised.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2016 06:16 PM (ujg0T)

9 What does not destroy Hillary! only makes her stronger.

She will live forever and rule America for a hundred years!!!

And... that's when I woke up from my nightmare.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 18, 2016 06:16 PM (RFeQD)

10 Totally believable until the whole Hillary Clinton is a secret sex freak who paid fixers to set up illicit romps with both men AND women!
part

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 18, 2016 06:16 PM (DpOmP)

11 I wouldn't put anything past the Clintons but if any of the Enquirer stuff is true it's a little late in the game to be letting the cat out of the bag.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2016 06:16 PM (JSovD)

12 Just afraid that "Mr. Fixit" is going to be Dick Morris who writes for the National Enquirer. Then the story becomes a comedy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2016 06:16 PM (OD2ni)

13 I take no small amount of solace with the fact I'm such small potatoes that I'll never be Vince Fostered or Ron Browned or Chris Smithed (sic:Stevensed)....

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at October 18, 2016 06:16 PM (QFpXi)

14 Video or it didn't happen...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (8GN8w)

15 After viewing the Project Veritas videos I am convinced we (the United States) are beyond saving.

Nothing about the Enquirer story surprised me in the least. I've heard rumors that "House of Cards" is actually based on the Clintons.

Posted by: SGT York at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (ITvKk)

16 Is Dick Morris the Fixer?

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2016 06:14 PM (gmeXX)

No, he is the ToeSucker

Posted by: The NightRider at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (JO9+V)

17 The National Enquirer scooped every paper about the Angelina-Brad Pitt divorce by months if not years. Its scary but they are right more than wrong. They also got john edwards story right.

Posted by: James at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (M9gRj)

18 She's a super freak
A super freaky
Super Freak
Super Freak

She's not the kind of girl
That you bring home to the White House

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (RFeQD)

19 Gotta have solid evidence. Show me the photos and video tapes Enquirer.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (JSovD)

20 * Because the media will scream at you for saying what everyone in the world strongly suspects.

Where there's smoke, Hillary and Huma are tribbing again.

Posted by: RickZ at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (zRegE)

21 The National Enquirer is reporting that Marge Simpson is really Emily Ratjkowski.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 18, 2016 06:18 PM (HdttC)

22 She was not gentle.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at October 18, 2016 06:18 PM (YV4Ql)

23 But it wouldn't surprise me if Hillary earned from Bill. Didn't Bill tell Arkansas Police to bring him some girl he had a fancy for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 18, 2016 06:18 PM (EnGQE)

24 "2 Is Dick Morris the Fixer?"

I arranged trysts between Hillary and prostitutes. And then I sucked their toes when she was done.

Posted by: Mr. Fixit at October 18, 2016 06:18 PM (OD2ni)

25 19 Gotta have solid evidence. Show me the photos and video tapes Enquirer.
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (JSovD)

No one wants to see that! Gross.

Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2016 06:18 PM (7qAYi)

26 10,000 times meh.

It's like "damaging" Hitler's image or legacy by claiming he used too short a leash while walking Blondi.

Meh.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 18, 2016 06:19 PM (QDnY+)

27 They are also the ones who broke the John Edwards story that doomed him for the Presidency.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2016 06:19 PM (mpXpK)

28 Cruz's dad didn't kill the Kennedys. After all, it was you and me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

29 "17 The National Enquirer scooped every paper about the Angelina-Brad Pitt divorce by months if not years. Its scary but they are right more than wrong. They also got john edwards story right.
Posted by: James"

They got Rush Limbaugh too

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2016 06:19 PM (OD2ni)

30 Eh, I would have some trust in this report if the "Fixer" alleging he's
spilling all he dirt on Hillary and Bill was actually named, instead of
being referred to as "Mr. Fixit."

Yeah, well...I...ummmmmmmmm...might advise against that plan of attack.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 18, 2016 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

31 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 18, 2016 06:17 PM (RFeQD)

LOL. I've watched that "Super Freak video. There's something rather tame about it considering some videos today and the singer has rather amusing facial expressions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 18, 2016 06:20 PM (EnGQE)

32 Mr. Fixit is either Batboy or Ed Anger...

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2016 06:20 PM (OD2ni)

33 She was not gentle.

No, she wasn't. *sob*

Posted by: Trigglypuff at October 18, 2016 06:20 PM (Tyii7)

34 Not buying it. Hillary's as frigid as an iceberg.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2016 06:20 PM (iFgwk)

35 Can't wait for the primary between Ted Cruz and Rick Perry to see who runs against Greg Abbott for Republic of Texas President

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at October 18, 2016 06:20 PM (DpOmP)

36 She did things to us too. Unspeakable things.

Posted by: The Woodland Critters from South Park at October 18, 2016 06:21 PM (YV4Ql)

37 But it wouldn't surprise me if Hillary earned from Bill. Didn't Bill tell Arkansas Police to bring him some girl he had a fancy for?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable

And now that they're rich
Aren't they a pair?
Bill with his pants on the ground
And Hills nearly there
Where are the clowns?
There have to be clowns

Well, Wiener is here

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 18, 2016 06:21 PM (RFeQD)

38 National Enquirer, eh?

...okay.

The Tribe is trying to close-out the Blew-J's.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 18, 2016 06:21 PM (6gk0M)

39 "Mr. Fixit" was a secret identity of The Incredible Hulk.

Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2016 06:21 PM (7qAYi)

40

We shan't speak of this today. We're too busy trying to lose an election.

Posted by: The Polite Right

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM (kdS6q)

41 I will be so happy if the Enquirer brings down Hillary!

Posted by: Beth M at October 18, 2016 06:14 PM (kiy9d)
...............

Shoot, I'll even buy a subscription.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM (HgMAr)

42 I am inclined to think all of the horrible things about her, but I can't see Hillary as a sexual being.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM (mgbwf)

43 It should be remembered that the National Enquirer recently claimed that Ted Cruz's dad killed Kennedy.

++++

What they actually reported was that Rafael Cruz was photographed with Oswald 3 months before Oswald assassinated JFK.

Of course, I don't have to tell you that; you already know.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM (R+30W)

44 A sociopath could probably be frigid as an iceberg and get some of thrill out of forcing people to be brought to you to perform sexual acts. Wouldn't sound out of character of Hillary to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM (EnGQE)

45 Hillary is Rosa Klebb in...

Presidential Election 2016!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (4ErVI)

46 She groped me and I liked it.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (HgMAr)

47 Mr. Fixit is either Batboy or Ed Anger...

I'm betting on The Alien.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (qJhUV)

48 I am inclined to think all of the horrible things about her, but I can't see Hillary as a sexual being.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM

The imagination does tend to shut down protectively at that point, doesn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (bzd8I)

49 I've been boring readers of the comments section for several years by harping on lawlessness as the most important poison loose in the system.

Well now we're getting a nice bracing dose of exposure of just how systematic, and consequential, some it is. FBI. Dem campaign criminality.

But the really inspiring part is that we now live in such a degraded soft authoritarian civic culture that the organs of mass information (press) are corrupt enough to simply suppress this info. And the electorate is mostly passive and effectively stupid enough to just cruise along in ignorance.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (QDnY+)

50 44 A sociopath could probably be frigid as an iceberg and get some of thrill out of forcing people to be brought to you to perform sexual acts. Wouldn't sound out of character of Hillary to me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM (EnGQE)

Hillary, She-Wolf of the SS

Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (7qAYi)

51 I am inclined to think all of the horrible things about her, but I can't see Hillary as a sexual being.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM (mgbwf)

Sitting in a park bench, Daaa du daaa!

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (M+Lyo)

52 I am inclined to think all of the horrible things about her, but I can't see Hillary as a sexual being.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

She likes to watch

- Chauncey Gardiner

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (RFeQD)

53 Enquirer? So this Mr. Fixer, he has two heads and a tail huh?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'slug extraordinaire' at October 18, 2016 06:23 PM (Jr08r)

54

And now in your head, you're are picturing butterfly kisses from Hillary...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 06:24 PM (kdS6q)

55 Trump needs to say something along the lines of "I've got the entire establishment arrayed against me to include both parties and the media, and why? Because I want to represent we the people not we the special interests."

Then drop the mic and walk off stage.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2016 06:24 PM (kTF2Z)

56 Waiting for the Hillary gave birth to Elvis' alien baby headline.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 18, 2016 06:24 PM (jPoCB)

57 The imagination does tend to shut down protectively at that point, doesn't it?

Yes, that's quite a good way of putting it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2016 06:24 PM (mgbwf)

58 Has any charge against the Clintons really ever been refuted?

It really is a strange world where the media just continuously likes to mock people that say things about the Clintons that eventually become proven.

And don't ever expect an apology from the MSM for calling you a tin foil hat crazy.

Posted by: Maritime at October 18, 2016 06:24 PM (HxJLX)

59 can someone bleach my eyes for me?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at October 18, 2016 06:24 PM (DpOmP)

60 Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2016 06:16 PM (ujg0T) Nah he left when they were destroying women during the "Bimbo Eruption" days

Posted by: Evilpens at October 18, 2016 06:24 PM (y3aQB)

61 32 Mr. Fixit is either Batboy or Ed Anger...
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2016 06:20 PM (OD2ni)

The Weekly World News! They were always great for a laugh.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2016 06:25 PM (ujg0T)

62 I am inclined to think all of the horrible things about her, but I can't see Hillary as a sexual being.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2016 06:22 PM (mgbwf)

I can actually see Hillarity! as a Marchioness de Sade, cackling while beating the shit out of men, leaving them bloody, just because.

Posted by: RickZ at October 18, 2016 06:25 PM (zRegE)

63
I read this with a MFM reporter's eyes and I could imagine them saying, "Well, sex between consenting adults is sacrosanct and we don't pry into that. You'll notice she didn't sexually bully/harrass anyone like DT did!"

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2016 06:25 PM (OZmbA)

64 http://bit.ly/2dZAFUc Newsweek Journalist Claims US Intelligence Fed Him False Putin-Trump Conspiracy

Posted by: Evilpens at October 18, 2016 06:25 PM (y3aQB)

65 A whole lot of flour was used.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2016 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

66 "Hillary is Rosa Klebb in... "

Bet she's got a pair of dagger tipped shoes to kick Bubba's skinny ass when he gets too far out of line.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2016 06:25 PM (JSovD)

67 Hillary can kill and eat a human baby during the debate tomorrow and still be our next President. The Press will "prove" that the baby had it coming.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 18, 2016 06:25 PM (MVitU)

68 It's in the Weekly Midnight Star?

Posted by: The Incredible Frogboy, on the loose again at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (FyuAv)

69 They got Rush Limbaugh too
__________________

And Gary Hart

And John Edwards

And Tiger Woods

And Jesse Jackson

They say they have lots of proof to back up Mr. Fixit's claims. Given their track record on this type of stuff, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (4rh2D)

70 42 I can't see Hillary as a sexual being.

I can't unsee it.

Posted by: Huma at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (flrWR)

71 As I said on an earlier thread:

So, Hillary! had a fixer who hired hookers for her to bang.

That is a tough job.

How many hookers are out there who are not only blind, deaf, and dumb, but also-

have no sense of taste or smell?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (9q7Dl)

72 Was at the Trump rally today, good speech, great crowd that was mellow. He's sticking to the script which is all he can do other than prepping for the debate.

Just got my ballot when I came home too, perfect timing. Of course they put Hillary's name above Trump.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (bH+An)

73
I was really into thick ankles.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (OZmbA)

74 I forgot about them nailing Rush and his flights to Mexico.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (dKiJG)

75 you better believe it... ask our daughter

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (DpOmP)

76 I can actually see Hillarity! as a Marchioness de Sade, cackling while beating the shit out of men, leaving them bloody, just because.

Posted by: RickZ at October 18, 2016 06:25 PM (zRegE)

*stabs spear into minds eye*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'slug extraordinaire' at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (Jr08r)

77 I believe a lot about Hillary, but the sex thing is hard to believe.. even when She was younger... Unless this guy? has video{{shudder}} then it won't mean anything....

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 18, 2016 06:26 PM (O2RFr)

78 And don't ever expect an apology from the MSM for calling you a tin foil hat crazy.
Posted by: Maritime

Well, more like aluminum foil hat crazy.

Crazy as a rat in shoe box, that's me.

Ayup.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 18, 2016 06:27 PM (RFeQD)

79 Normally I'd say the National Enquirer is a joke, who cares? However, the LIV's are not going to hear anything negative re Hillary from the MFM. National Enquirer is in the checkout lanes at WalMart. This may actually connect with a lot of people who have never heard anything like this. Can the NE swing an election? Probably not, and it's a little horrifying to think it could. But we can get hope from the strangest places. They sell straws at Wally World don't they?

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 18, 2016 06:27 PM (mcHvA)

80 I'm pretty sure the Enquirer is convinced they are on to something. They rather liked taking down John Edwards. I'm sure they would love to take out Hillary; they aren't part of the Clinton Cabal.

And surely they realize that to take down Hillary, they have to have the goods. Nothing that is questionable.

They saw what happened to Rolling Stone. And Hillary won't forget; if this doesn't work expect a.... authoritarian response. So they better have their ducks in a row on this one.

Posted by: Vanceone at October 18, 2016 06:27 PM (jngwH)

81 What?! They did use my real name! asshole.

Posted by: John Fixit, Esq. at October 18, 2016 06:27 PM (cJrMO)

82 "a lot of things about the clintons that get successfully covered up" - thing is, a lot of it is pretty open or easily found, the corrupt, the illegal, the illicit, the unethical and amoral, but they are not he;d to account. the press simply looks the other way. any other politician and every republican would;d become persona non grata, a social outcast and political pariah.

otherwise, everyone just shrugs.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 18, 2016 06:27 PM (WTSFk)

83 Can't be true. Even I wouldn't hit that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, former president, prospective first gigolo at October 18, 2016 06:29 PM (YV4Ql)

84 Accusing a woman of sexual deviancy is not the same as accusing a man, unfortunately. Something feminists forget when they scream until their lungs collapse for "equality." This just isn't going to have the impact people hope for.

What WOULD do Hillary in is a vid tape showing all the fancy medical equipment she hides in her van that keeps her breathing.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at October 18, 2016 06:29 PM (bH+An)

85 Posted by: Vanceone at October 18, 2016 06:27 PM (jngwH)

There are a lot of people going to town on Hillary in a very public way. I'm assuming they think we still live in the olden days. If she wins, they're going to find out that we don't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2016 06:29 PM (4ErVI)

86 I fixed a crack in my toenail with Superglue(TM)

For all you who have cracks in yer toenails.

Just FYI.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:29 PM (qUNWi)

87 So, Hillary! had a fixer who hired hookers for her to bang.

That is a tough job.
________________________

I can't resist a nice big set of cankles, baby!

Posted by: Slutty McHooker Tramp at October 18, 2016 06:29 PM (4rh2D)

88

*** unavailable for comment ***

Posted by: Vince Foster at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (DpOmP)

89 What WOULD do Hillary in is a vid tape showing all the fancy medical equipment she hides in her van that keeps her breathing.

Or Her real medical records...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (O2RFr)

90 Screw Magazine is reporting that Mr. Fix It was sexually assaulted by Trump with the help of Bat Boy.

Al Goldstein had no comment.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (ej1L0)

91 Well ... the article sounds believable, but the idea of Shrillary being a sex freak is REALLY off-putting. Who the hell would voluntarily have sex with Shrillary, without being paid?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (zc3Db)

92 And surely they realize that to take down Hillary, they have to have the goods. Nothing that is questionable.

If anybody knows libel law, it's the lawyers at the National Enquirer.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (qJhUV)

93
I glued my balls back on with Superglue but they fell off again

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (OZmbA)

94 I'm sure they would love to take out Hillary; they aren't part of the Clinton Cabal.
.............

Yeah, their target audience is exactly that: Target. Not the elite better intellectual snobs who don't even shop for themselves.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2016 06:31 PM (HgMAr)

95 I did see where Larry Flint is offering a million dollars on any video showing trump touching women inappropriately....

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 18, 2016 06:31 PM (O2RFr)

96 National Enquirer seems to think ther is some kind of rift in the Brangelina coalition.

To which I say "NEVER".

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:31 PM (qUNWi)

97 sex romps with Hillary.... um....does she look like someone who is "romping" regularly?

Good gosh...where is my brain bleach?!!!! I need to remove the images that headline conjured up. yech.

Posted by: Jill v2 at October 18, 2016 06:31 PM (azSf5)

98 I glued my balls back on with Superglue but they fell off again
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (OZmbA)

Try gorilla glue.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 18, 2016 06:32 PM (Jr08r)

99
Is Larry Flint still above ground? Who knew?

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2016 06:32 PM (OZmbA)

100 I want to believe that everything the National Enquirer says is true. Well, not quite, but at this point in the season, yeah.

I would accept a situation where everyone ELSE accepted that what the National Enquirer said was true, in order to make Hillary burst into flames before November.

Let's see what happens.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 06:32 PM (TppKb)

101 Is Larry Flint still above ground? Who knew?

Unfortunately...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 18, 2016 06:32 PM (O2RFr)

102 Who the hell would voluntarily have sex with Shrillary, without being paid?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (zc3Db)

{GULP}

Posted by: Bernie Nervously Sitting In His Newly Bought Dacha at October 18, 2016 06:32 PM (zRegE)

103 I just remember that National Inquirer broke the John Edwards, affair long before anyone was touching the story. They have been spot on before.

Posted by: Picric at October 18, 2016 06:32 PM (s0VSd)

104 Toronto 4-1, 7th.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 06:32 PM (qJhUV)

105 Video or it didn't... (barf, gag, barffff vurp!)

Posted by: Eli Cash at October 18, 2016 06:33 PM (Dc/ui)

106 I can't believe you morons who are using "sex romp" in the same sentence with "Hillary." Have you no decency?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:33 PM (VH3FB)

107 28 Cruz's dad didn't kill the Kennedys. After all, it was you and me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

Please to meet you! Hope you guess my name!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 18, 2016 06:33 PM (AGJqR)

108 Hillary is more likely to get her jollies from watch snuff porn, the real imported stuff, not the cheap domestic ripoffs.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 18, 2016 06:33 PM (ZhRQE)

109 >> Is Larry Flint still above ground?

Apparently.

The good die young, and all that.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 06:33 PM (TppKb)

110 ... it's really astounding, the influence and corruption of the clinton machine. here we are in the 21st century watching something out of the 19th century.

but the clintons make the tweeds and huey longs of the past look like pikers. and no one holds them to account, legally or socially.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 18, 2016 06:34 PM (WTSFk)

111 92 And surely they realize that to take down Hillary, they have to have the goods. Nothing that is questionable.

If anybody knows libel law, it's the lawyers at the National Enquirer.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 06:30 PM (qJhUV)

Eh, it's nearly impossible to lose a libel suit when the person suing you is a public figure.

You really can print basically whatever you want about any public figure without any fear of anything happening.

That's not what I'd hang my hat on in thinking that the national enquirer has anything to back up what they're saying.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2016 06:34 PM (cJrMO)

112 You know you're in for a good time when she answers the door in her muu-muu.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2016 06:34 PM (HgMAr)

113 Hillary is still having sex with Vince Foster.

Posted by: R. DUKE at October 18, 2016 06:34 PM (ONH2e)

114 This thread is yucky.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at October 18, 2016 06:34 PM (RwwCT)

115 Normally I'd say the National Enquirer is a joke, who cares?

________________________

That's what I said when they were running all those stories claiming I had knocked up some videographer broad I'd hired on my campaign!

I'd never cheat on my dear, cancer-stricken wife with some blond, New-Age-spouting floozy . . . er, I mean . . . you can't believe anything you read in the National Enquirer. It's trash, I tell you, trash!

Posted by: John Edwards at October 18, 2016 06:34 PM (4rh2D)

116 Have you no decency?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:33 PM (VH3FB)

Decency? I didn't see that requirement on my Platinum registration form.

Posted by: RickZ at October 18, 2016 06:34 PM (zRegE)

117 Dey called me Big Pussy but I ain't got nuttin' on dat broad.

Posted by: Salvatore Bonpensiero swimming with the fishes at October 18, 2016 06:35 PM (JO9+V)

118 I'm not thinking libel law here, though I'm pretty sure that for Hillary, the usual "it's really hard to libel a public figure!" won't apply. Not with the judge they'll find.

No, I suspect that National Enquirer offices will suddenly be "mistaken" for a Trump office and gosh darn it, all those people who are righteously outraged will feel compelled to firebomb it or something.

Posted by: Vanceone at October 18, 2016 06:35 PM (jngwH)

119 Wait, people are actually talking about sex and Hillary?

PALOMINO!!!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2016 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

120 "But the thing about the Clintons is -- you young people are going to get
a hard experience in this -- is that you know a lot of things about
them that they successfully cover up and thus you can't prove."

Hillary Clinton, three months ago: "No agents of any foreign power have accessed my e-mails, I can assure you."

Hillary, this month: "I WAS HACKED BY THE EVIL RUSSIANS! THEY'RE PLOTTING WITH TRUMP!!!"

Posted by: torquewrench at October 18, 2016 06:35 PM (noWW6)

121 Have you ever wondered what Hillary's O face looks like?
Me neither.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 18, 2016 06:36 PM (eAMlh)

122 I did see where Larry Flint is offering a million dollars on any video showing trump touching women inappropriately....

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 18, 2016 06:31 PM (O2RFr)

This is actually good news. This means that even a sleazemeister like Larry Flynt can see that the "he touched my hoohah" allegations against Trump so far are all bullshit and he's started his own fishing expedition.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:36 PM (VH3FB)

123 Hillary and I fought like animals over who got to wear the strap-on!

But she won. That's one tough lady! I was sore for a whole month in 1994 after that. She definitely deserves to be president, if only for that alone!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 18, 2016 06:36 PM (hA1V+)

124 The Hag's followers may actually find this weird crap endearing.

Oh like this is kinda awesome

Posted by: just sayin at October 18, 2016 06:36 PM (bsDXW)

125 118 I'm not thinking libel law here, though I'm pretty sure that for Hillary, the usual "it's really hard to libel a public figure!" won't apply. Not with the judge they'll find.
Posted by: Vanceone at October 18, 2016 06:35 PM (jngwH)

I personally would LOVE it if the courts revisited new york times v sullivan.

But they won't. Even for Hillary. The precedential value of that would destroy our democrat-with-bylines-who-push-clearly-false-stories-every-day press.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2016 06:36 PM (cJrMO)

126 >> Have you no decency?

Since when does decency matter?

Certainly not since about 1967.

Right now it's about buying a dildo attachment for the 18-volt battery Sawzall and applying it to the opposition.

Which has nothing at all to do with decency, but hopefully a lot to do with pain.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 06:37 PM (TppKb)

127 I don't know that I would classify the master/slave relationship of a Hillary sex tryst as a romp. The word "romp" conjures up Pan and his nymphs traipsing through a field of daisies on their way to the bacchanal.

With Hills, I'm visualizing the Hive Queen slowly absorbing her paramour's body into her slavering maw.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 18, 2016 06:37 PM (jR7Wy)

128 good interview on Cavuto with Robin Leach. He gave a resounding endorsement for Trump ... said he worked with Trump many times, never a hint of impropriety. Had like 18 field producers, women working with him all over doing shoots and b roll, and never had a single complaint of anything.

Cavuto asked about these new women allegations, he said it was the slime that money buys, can buy anything out of the Chicago political slime machine. Called it a pack of lies.

"Terrible that the future of America, and the world, has come down to one team slugfesting with slime, to justify him not getting elected. It's a terrible terrible thing" Robin Leach

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2016 06:37 PM (O2rG1)

129 Hillary: she must be blind so she cannot see who is doing this to her
Fixit: ok
Hillary: she must be dumb so she cannot speak of what I do to her
Fixit: ok
Hillary: one more thing....
Fixit: what's that?
Hillary: she must have big gazongas....

Posted by: Old Chechen and Chong Bit at October 18, 2016 06:37 PM (QFpXi)

130
This is actually good news. This means that even a sleazemeister like Larry Flynt can see that the "he touched my hoohah" allegations against Trump so far are all bullshit and he's started his own fishing expedition.

True. Is Flynt a Trumper?

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:37 PM (qUNWi)

131
Every time I see a promo for "Madam Secretary" starring Tea Leoni, I want to wretch.

Yeah, Hillary totally looks like Tea Leoni.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2016 06:37 PM (OZmbA)

132 Eh, it's nearly impossible to lose a libel suit when the person suing you is a public figure.

You really can print basically whatever you want about any public figure without any fear of anything happening.
_____________________

Yeah, that's what they tried to tell my lawyers.

Ha! I showed them a thing or two.

Posted by: Carol Burnett, Public Figure at October 18, 2016 06:37 PM (4rh2D)

133 The fight over a naked Cankles statue in Manhattan is pretty funny too. I'm imagining the artist was kind.

http://tinyurl.com/zd448xc

Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2016 06:38 PM (ce4zT)

134 I'm excited that Malik Obama is going to be Trumps guest at the debate, as well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2016 06:38 PM (cJrMO)

135 You know you're in for a good time when she answers the door in her muu-muu.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2016 06:34 PM (HgMAr)

...but if it's the oven mitt, you'll not be getting a happy ending.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:38 PM (VH3FB)

136 Dey called me Big Pussy but I ain't got nuttin' on dat broad.
........

It's a Doomsday Machine! A planet eater!

Posted by: James T. Kirk at October 18, 2016 06:39 PM (HgMAr)

137 "he touched my hoohah"...

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:36 PM (VH3FB)
-----
This sounds like the lead-in to a great C&W song.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 18, 2016 06:39 PM (jR7Wy)

138 You'd never know it by looking at me, but I could suck a bus through the Holland Tunnel.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 18, 2016 06:39 PM (qJhUV)

139 I would say the Enquirer compares favorably to CNN for accuracy and objectivity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 18, 2016 06:39 PM (Nwg0u)

140 The easy way out, Harry: They'll just say the Nat. Enq. had actual malice because publishing this heresy about our GodQueen in late October can only be actual malice and of course it's not true. The entire Nat. Enq. staff will be jailed and left to rot.

Probably before the judge's ruling is issued even; just like that poor moviemaker after Benghazi.

Meanwhile, posting scurrilous stuff about Trump in October? Why, that's a public service the noble press owes to the country, etc etc etc.

Posted by: Vanceone at October 18, 2016 06:40 PM (jngwH)

141 I had some elderly female relatives used to read Enquirer, Globe, Weekly World News, etc. Was fun reading but the stories were totally ridiculous. There's a reason they're next to Archie Comics.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2016 06:40 PM (C5XNX)

142 True. Is Flynt a Trumper?

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:37 PM (qUNWi)

Doesn't sound like it. I think he sincerely wants to dig up some dirt that will damage Trump.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:40 PM (VH3FB)

143 It's times like these when I really miss Frank Zappa and Sam Kinison.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 18, 2016 06:40 PM (PnqdD)

144
Wow. Cleveland decides to Int Walk a guy to load the bases with no outs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2016 06:40 PM (ODxAs)

145 The fight over a naked Cankles statue in Manhattan is pretty funny too. I'm imagining the artist was kind.

Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2016 06:38 PM (ce4zT)

You'd be wrong, you'd be very wrong.

Posted by: RickZ at October 18, 2016 06:41 PM (zRegE)

146 Could someone list one time the NE was wrong on a major sex scandal? I can't think of one.

Posted by: Afroman at October 18, 2016 06:41 PM (id0ly)

147 >> Yeah, Hillary totally looks like Tea Leoni.

There's always been something about Tea Leoni that was a bit...hard.

Cute, but hard.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 06:41 PM (TppKb)

148 If I was a Star Trek character....I would be Commodore Decker.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:41 PM (qUNWi)

149 I think Hillary is a real cougar in the sack...once those pant suits come off, it's nothing but yards of super sexy polyester knickers.

Posted by: IC at October 18, 2016 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

150 Speaking of country songs, have you seen the video/heard the song "I Think My Dog's a Democrat" ??

Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3VLqLLWxbQ

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2016 06:42 PM (OZmbA)

151 I miss the Weekly World News; "Dog Drives Owner to Hospital".

Much more heartwarming than the Hillary stories.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 18, 2016 06:42 PM (4Pkdw)

152 IIRC the article hits tomorrow. Important to parse the source. NE is careful at how it does attribution. Recall how they wrote the Ted Cruz mistress story.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2016 06:42 PM (r1fLd)

153 Every time I see a promo for "Madam Secretary" starring Tea Leoni, I want to wretch.

Is that still on?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 06:42 PM (qJhUV)

154
Single scores 2 runs. 1 runner gets caught at third.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2016 06:42 PM (ODxAs)

155 No matter how the election turns out, people who are in a position to need to start secretly recording videos and audio of people in the media. Get them on record admitting to be into some really weird stuff. If they are going to get private citizens then it's about damn time we start vetting them. These people are far from innocent. They believe they are above it all and think they can do whatever they want.

Posted by: Independent George's Phone at October 18, 2016 06:43 PM (FKOs9)

156 But what about the most important question: Did Trump ever grope Hillary back when he was a Democrat?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

157
"I arranged a meeting for Hillary and a woman in an exclusive Beverly Hills hotel," the man, who was hired by the Clintons, via a Hollywood executive, to cover up their scandals, told The ENQUIRER. "She had come to the studio to see the filming of a movie in 1994. While I was there, I helped her slip out of a back exit for a one-on-one session with the other woman."

That should be a data point to reality check. Did Hillary visit a movie studio in 1994? Since she was First Lady by then, the story would have been covered in the press.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 06:43 PM (kdS6q)

158
If I was a Star Trek character....I would be Commodore Decker.
Posted by: eleven

Veejer and the Beejer.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 18, 2016 06:44 PM (IqV8l)

159 Wow. Cleveland decides to Int Walk a guy to load the bases with no outs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2016 06:40 PM (ODxAs)

What, are they hoping the batter will hit into a triple play?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:44 PM (VH3FB)

160
I'm guessing the NE has their ducks in a row on this one. The Clinton's obviously know who the guy is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2016 06:44 PM (ODxAs)

161 >>Is that still on?

Always popping up on Netflix or Amazon Video one.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2016 06:44 PM (OZmbA)

162 >> I think Hillary is a real cougar in the sack...

The global sounds of vomit are thunderous.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 06:44 PM (TppKb)

163 That Witch has 9 lives. I'm get ready for the journey to vote and preparing early in case I run into "She who shall not be named" and her minions.

Im sharpening the Scythe (the big Angel of Death one that's been in the family for 4 generations), and the wooden stakes, weaving up a garland of garlic bulbs, loading up 12 gage shells with silver 00 buckshot and getting the torches ready.

I have the family Bible ready too and some Holy water.

I figure its best to wait until after sunrise to start the journey..

Questions for the horde:

1.) Silver, Hawthorn or white ash for the stakes?

2.) Would napalm be too much or not enough?'

I only want to do this once and be done with it for a couple years.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 18, 2016 06:45 PM (cCxiu)

164 151 I miss the Weekly World News; "Dog Drives Owner to Hospital".

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 18, 2016 06:42 PM (4Pkdw)

Also, Bat Boy.

You can still read the WWN online.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:45 PM (VH3FB)

165 I believe every dirty thing about the Beast, Enquirer or not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at October 18, 2016 06:46 PM (928Aa)

166 >>I'm guessing the NE has their ducks in a row on this
>> one.

Was it Bill fucking the ducks, or Hillary being fucked by the drakes?

A fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck...

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 06:46 PM (TppKb)

167 I hear the perv in Reqiuem for a Dream that yells "ass to ass!" ... was modeled after Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: wooga at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (X1w1S)

168 Hillary is Rosa Klebb in...

-
From Little Rock With Love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (Nwg0u)

169 I believe every dirty thing about the Beast, Enquirer or not.

I know in my heart she's drowned kittens.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (qUNWi)

170 143 It's times like these when I really miss Frank Zappa and Sam Kinison.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 18, 2016 06:40 PM (PnqdD)

Christopher Hichtens, he was a Flaming liberal but he hated the Clintons and knew what they really were.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (dKiJG)

171 A buddy of mine's Dad use to get IIRC National Enquirer in the 50s/60s and it was all about gory accidents, etc. I remember one that had Jayne Mansfield decapitation photos on the front page. Am I remembering right?

Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (ce4zT)

172 But it's going to be in EVERY supermarket checkout line...

Posted by: Mike at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (iDxq/)

173 Why does the link both here and on Drudge redirect to Radar online homepage?
Somethings fishy...

Posted by: The Other Q at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (adkxu)

174 And speaking of the WWN, which candidate did the Alien dude endorse?

I remember laughing when he endorsed the little Texas Ferengi.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 18, 2016 06:48 PM (jR7Wy)

175 Didn't quite a few of the mainstream media outlets know about John Edwards' affair, but sit on the story?

And by sitting on the story, Edwards finished second in the Iowa primary. A lot of votes that would have gone to DistHillary allowed our Low Information President to win the caucuses, and then . . . well, I won't spoil the ending.

Posted by: Furious George at October 18, 2016 06:48 PM (dYw0K)

176 17 The National Enquirer scooped every paper about the Angelina-Brad Pitt divorce by months if not years. Its scary but they are right more than wrong. They also got john edwards story right.

Posted by: James

Plus they also got the 'Clinton's have Alien Baby' story right.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2016 06:48 PM (iWW0H)

177 I think Hillary is a real cougar in the sack...

I knew some IL rednecks (yes, I went there) who bragged about throwing poor kittehs in sacks in the river.

I don't imagine a cougar in a sack would last too long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 18, 2016 06:48 PM (928Aa)

178 This thread is supposed to help us with weight loss, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2016 06:49 PM (kTF2Z)

179 But, easy post.

Typing links builds fap muscles or something.

Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2016 06:49 PM (8J/Te)

180 Yoko already said she had a thing with Hillary ... will the others want to be famous? Or maybe Hillary will deny deny ... then they will appear?

The O'Keefe and wikileaks stuff is more damning ... or Hillary swearing like a trooper at her security on video would be good. Lesbian sex rumors ... already out there. If asked Trump can just say ... the Clintons DID more than I ever talked about ...fine, but Hillary intimidated Bill's victims. But let's talk about how she is a threat to the republic.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2016 06:50 PM (O2rG1)

181 Copy of the Economist in the lobby - the issue is entitled "The Debasing of American Politics" featuring a Republican elephant logo with you know who's silhouette on the elephant's backside.

How can people stomach reading that crap? It debases both journalism and politics while blaming it on the other guy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2016 06:50 PM (iFgwk)

182 Occasionally there will be some Enquirer with something about Mooch hitting Barry with a frying pan or something.

The black folks in line give it the stink-eye.

Can't wait for the oh-so-sensitive soccer moms to see this issue. They have no problem with large, hairy guys in their daughter's dressing rooms I suppose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 18, 2016 06:51 PM (928Aa)

183
I remember one that had Jayne Mansfield decapitation photos on the front page. Am I remembering right?
Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (ce4zT)

She wasn't decapitated

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 18, 2016 06:51 PM (lKyWE)

184
Bat Boy Still Furious With Hillary Over Her Tryst With Webb Hubbell!

"Chelsea Was Going to be OUR Live Child!", He Sobbed

Hints at Secret Recordings of Her Sordid and Illicit Longings for Him...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2016 06:51 PM (BK3ZS)

185 The National Enquirer is not the Globe (with Elvis sightings, UFO babies, and Bigfoot).

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2016 06:51 PM (CFc5L)

186 It all has a truthie ring about it. I must admit. What that says about me I don't know.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 18, 2016 06:51 PM (hMqvx)

187 164 151 I miss the Weekly World News; "Dog Drives Owner to Hospital".

Also, Bat Boy.

You can still read the WWN online.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 06:45 PM (VH3FB)
------------------

This, from our token cerebral. Boy, you think you know someone . . . .

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 06:52 PM (uHcnA)

188 Is Larry Flint still above ground? Who knew?

-
And does he have a million dollars? I'm betting he's living in an abandon box car somewhere.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 18, 2016 06:52 PM (Nwg0u)

189 The Enquirer might be setting it up. Next week it's "BTW, the Fixer is Bob Horvath (made up)" and here's the tape of his 19 hour interview.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2016 06:52 PM (iWW0H)

190 In 1981 Carol Burnett won $1.6 million in a lawsuit against the National Enquirer. NE had reported that Burnett had been drunk in a D.C. restaurant, and had gotten into an argument with Henry Kissinger and knocked over a glass of wine.

In the 1981 NY Times story on the jury award, they quote Johnny Carson as saying he was happy for Carol. Carson had been upset with NE also, as they had been reporting that there were problems in his marriage to his third wife Joanna. Carson claimed those reports were completely untrue.

In 1983, Joanna filed for divorce from Carson . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2016 06:52 PM (4rh2D)

191 There is never too much napalm.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 18, 2016 06:53 PM (PnqdD)

192
If I was a Star Trek character....I would be Commodore Decker.

I'd be Spok's father.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2016 06:53 PM (9dh/m)

193 The Enquirer brings up the rumor the Beast had an affair with Vince Foster.

As I said earlier, that would make his suicide believable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 18, 2016 06:53 PM (928Aa)

194 ut I can't see Hillary as a sexual being.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

God's grace has been shed on thee.

Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2016 06:53 PM (8J/Te)

195 Looks like the Jays get to live another day.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:53 PM (qUNWi)

196
I think Hillary is a real cougar in the sack...

The only man heterosexual enough to hit that is Ted Danson. Ted was, after all, able to do the deed with even the Ghastly Whoopie Goldberg.

Man must have an extra y-chromosome or something.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 06:53 PM (kdS6q)

197
She wasn't decapitated

Sure she was... by a razor sharp ham sandwich hurled at her by Fat Bastard.

(I think my memes' files have been hacked and scrambled.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2016 06:53 PM (BK3ZS)

198 She wasn't decapitated

Knocked her wig hat off pretty darn clean though.

Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2016 06:54 PM (ce4zT)

199
And speaking of the WWN, which candidate did the Alien dude endorse?

All of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 06:54 PM (IqV8l)

200 15 After viewing the Project Veritas videos I am convinced we (the United States) are beyond saving.

Nothing about the Enquirer story surprised me in the least. I've heard rumors that "House of Cards" is actually based on the Clintons.

Posted by: SGT York

It was based on the "House of Cards" mini-series in Britain, which was based on the Scottish play. Which was based on the Clintons.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2016 06:54 PM (iWW0H)

201
So the guy who tells very young (probably poor and desperate) women to undress and spread their legs for photographic exploitation is a hillary clinton supporter and just can't stand the idea of Donald Trump in the White House?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2016 06:55 PM (9dh/m)

202 Hillary's pussy farts really wake Vince up quickly.

Posted by: R. DUKE at October 18, 2016 06:55 PM (ONH2e)

203 ..I would be Commodore Decker

Didn't he admit to being a kid toucher.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 18, 2016 06:56 PM (dKiJG)

204 28 Cruz's dad didn't kill the Kennedys. After all, it was you and me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable

Pleased to meet you too.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2016 06:56 PM (iWW0H)

205 At this point, I'd believe anything printed in the Enquirer to ANYTHING in the NYT or other "mainstream" outlets.

Maybe Elvis *is* alive and hiding from Priscilla.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 18, 2016 06:56 PM (928Aa)

206
Maybe Team Trump should tweet out a list of Hillary Clinton supporters.

Iran
ISIS
Larry Flynt
The Islamic father of the Orlando Murderer of Gays
Blacklivesmadder

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2016 06:56 PM (9dh/m)

207 It was 1994. I had been working earlier that day on my latest movie. Hillary and I were lying in bed together. My ass cheeks had been beaten black and blue by her.

I said I love how you named your daughter Chelsea, and someday I want to have a daughter with a woman I love and name her Chelsea, too.

She laughed and said if she had to do it over again she would have used the turkey baster instead of Webb Hubbell.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 18, 2016 06:57 PM (hA1V+)

208
123 Hillary and I fought like animals over who got to wear the strap-on!

But she won. That's one tough lady! I was sore for a whole month in 1994 after that. She definitely deserves to be president, if only for that alone!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell

"like animals". Good one.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2016 06:57 PM (iWW0H)

209 Toronto 5-1 8th

Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 06:57 PM (qJhUV)

210 The reputation of the alphabet networks and the major papers is right there with the NE.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 18, 2016 06:57 PM (hMqvx)

211
Didn't he admit to being a kid toucher.

Wut?

Link?

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:57 PM (qUNWi)

212 138 You'd never know it by looking at me, but I could suck a bus through the Holland Tunnel.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 18, 2016 06:39 PM (qJhUV)

theft

Posted by: Sockman Johnny at October 18, 2016 06:58 PM (3GFMN)

213
If Bill Clinton was a Star Trek character he'd be Commodore Dicker.

Because he "dicks" all the space alien bimbos.

Posted by: Colon Powell at October 18, 2016 06:59 PM (9dh/m)

214 Made the mistake of watching The Five tonight while cleaning the kitchen cabinets.

Dana Perino: Still hates Trump, apparently. And said tonight she's a fan of Richard Cohen of WaPo.

And she's shilling a book about her dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 18, 2016 06:59 PM (928Aa)

215 http://weeklyworldnews.com/opinion/ed-anger/6916/ed-anger-says-i-hate-the-irish/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 18, 2016 06:59 PM (jR7Wy)

216 I had a conversation with the wife this weekend (she's mid-30s and I'm 6 years older, she's apolitical and here I am), and talked to her about all the dead people surrounding the Clintons who have died mysteriously. She laughed at first, but then I read a few of the obits to her.

Like the one guy who committed suicide by shooting himself in the chest, twice, with 2 different guns. People dying on the day that they were going to testify or speak to the press.

One or two of those and people should be suspicious. 30 or so of them and well, Don Corleone has nothing on them.

Posted by: Memories at October 18, 2016 06:59 PM (mwcEF)

217
And don't forget, Hillary Clinton is....

The Bimbo Dicker's Wife

A novel by Colon Powell

Posted by: soothie at October 18, 2016 07:00 PM (9dh/m)

218
Because he "dicks" all the space alien bimbos.
Posted by: Colon Powell at October 18, 2016 06:59 PM (9dh/m)

I thought that was Captain Kirk

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 18, 2016 07:00 PM (lKyWE)

219 In a December 2014 interview with People magazine, Collins admitted he had "inappropriate sexual conduct with three female minors" in 1973, 1982, and 1994

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 18, 2016 07:00 PM (dKiJG)

220
nood

Posted by: soothie at October 18, 2016 07:00 PM (9dh/m)

221 183
I remember one that had Jayne Mansfield decapitation photos on the front page. Am I remembering right?
Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2016 06:47 PM (ce4zT)

She wasn't decapitated

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

She was just capitated.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2016 07:01 PM (iWW0H)

222 In a December 2014 interview with People magazine, Collins admitted he had "inappropriate sexual conduct with three female minors" in 1973, 1982, and 1994

Patrick....Commodore Decker was William Windom.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 07:01 PM (qUNWi)

223 188 Is Larry Flint still above ground? Who knew?

-
And does he have a million dollars? I'm betting he's living in an abandon box car somewhere.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 18, 2016 06:52 PM (Nwg0u)

++++

Well, no.

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt buys a golf course spread in Maui
Adult entertainment mogul and publisher Larry Flynt has purchased a home in Maui County, Hawaii, for $5.7 million.

http://www.latimes.com/business/realestate/hot-property/
la-fi-hotprop-larry-flynt-house-20150807-story.html

That was a year ago; don't imagine he's lost it all since then.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2016 07:03 PM (R+30W)

224 Maybe Elvis *is* alive and hiding from Priscilla.
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Who wouldn't? Have you seen her lately?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2016 07:04 PM (4rh2D)

225 Maybe Elvis *is* alive and hiding from Priscilla.

Can you blame him? The work she had done was not done well.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 07:05 PM (qJhUV)

226 210--- The reputation of the alphabet networks and the major papers is right there with the NE.
Posted by: USNtakim at October 18, 2016 06:57 PM (hMqvx)
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Pretty much, although the MSM may be slightly MORE dishonest.

At least the NE doesn't pretend to be anything more than a gossip rag.
The MSM claims to be serious while it ignores real policy issues and actual events in favor of silly gossip about chubby beauty queens, etc.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2016 07:05 PM (Nox3c)

227 All ya'll bad mouthing the NE have to realize that in 2016 the NE is actually the only real newspaper around.

The rest are owned by the likes of Gannett and take their marching order seriously and they would make even the "Volkischer Beobachter" blush with their bias.

Says a lot about the society we live in.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2016 07:05 PM (ej1L0)

228 Thank you Eleven, didn't know there was more than one Decker in the Star Trek universe

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 18, 2016 07:07 PM (dKiJG)

229 Jays are alive. 5-1 Final

Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 07:07 PM (qJhUV)

230 "The smell, you know that Huma smell, the whole Hill. Smelled like ... victory."

Posted by: Col. Billy Kilgore at October 18, 2016 07:08 PM (oTX5E)

231 I fixed a crack in my toenail with Superglue(TM)

For all you who have cracks in yer toenails.

Just FYI.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2016 06:29 PM
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It is also awesome for paper cuts! Just apply a drop--it will sting a little just for a second. By the time the superglue wears off, the cut is already healed.

FYI - Superglue is very similar to the glue surgeons use to put you back together.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 18, 2016 07:08 PM (eM2Uz)

232 The Enquirer also "claimed" John Edwards (presidential candidate) had a baby with his campaign photographer.

Posted by: SavEcig at October 18, 2016 07:34 PM (zWaPh)

233 aand Monica lewinsky, John Edwards, Bill Cosby if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Doug at October 18, 2016 08:01 PM (1VStT)

234 She was having an affair with Vince Foster?! Well then, maybe he DID kill himself.

Posted by: itsacookbook at October 18, 2016 08:15 PM (yPxXc)

235 231 I fixed a crack in my toenail with Superglue(TM)
For all you who have cracks in yer toenails.

It moved, Jerry!

Posted by: Dick "Art Vandalay" Morris at October 18, 2016 08:42 PM (97XyN)

236 I wish I could tell more, but it's not my story to tell.

In the past 8 years, my spouse worked with an individual who was a veteran involved in security details with high ranking officials and leaders in the government. This individual told my spouse that it is true that the Clintons were horrid to the security employees around them.

This particular individual accidentally walked in on Hillary Clinton, stark naked, in a bath tub with another stark naked woman.

Do I believe it? Yes. And I'm not surprised. I think the Enquirer is onto something really.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at October 18, 2016 09:13 PM (26e2V)

237 Bill told Jennifer Flowers that Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (C+wjz)

238 When the National Enquirer is one of the most trusted newspapers left that we can believe what they say is truthful ......................

Posted by: Columbo's Cousin at October 19, 2016 03:03 AM (UsCnO)

239 From Arkansas to D.C. one of the worst kept secrets is Hillary is a lesbian.. Honestly; I'm surprised by 2016 she hasn't come out.. It would likely enhance her resume with the left...

Posted by: Hawkeye005 (@Hawkeye005) at October 19, 2016 06:01 AM (Tcgst)

240 Cruz's dad moved to Canada and took a job at a CIA oil company right after JFK event. George HW Bush was probably involved because it was an oil company and CIA. BJ Clinton is GHWB favorite son from his days of guns to SA and coke to LA. Mrs Obama fawning over George W Bush (the lessor son of GHWB). My point is that W was helping the likes of Robert Byrd and Arlen Spector and more likely Obama too. Cruz just lately endorsed Trump cause Cruz saw the way the wind was blowing. Hillary and Obama are the worst examples but W is just a Kennedy politician who can fly a plane without killing himself. Worship any man or woman and disappointment is in your future.

Posted by: Ok at October 19, 2016 07:43 AM (8cftc)

241 "It should be remembered that the National Enquirer recently claimed that Ted Cruz's dad killed Kennedy."

Well, that's a lie. They asked if the man in the picture was Ted Cruz's father. The media made the leap like you did. Even Ace is prone to lie.

Posted by: Mark at October 19, 2016 07:44 AM (PalCb)

242 Hillary as lesbian has been a meme since the time that they were running for the White House. Hillary hating on their security has been a meme since they got into the White House.

And the National Enquirer literally found John Edwards hiding in the basement of the apartment building of his mistress after midnight. They may have invented Elvis sightings but they've also broken real stories of scandal.

That being said, no one will care.

Posted by: tired at October 19, 2016 11:21 AM (kOGRT)

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