aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Obama Administration: Of Course We Won't Be Firing Hillary's Fixer Jake Sullivan for Pressuring the FBI to De-Classify Classified Information So She Could Claim It Wasn't Classified.
Why would we start firing lawbreakers now, so close to the end of days?
FBI documents show that Kennedy discussed with an FBI official getting at least one email declassified in exchange for authorizing additional FBI personnel to be posted in Iraq. "That's their prerogative, but I can say that Pat Kennedy is going to stay at his job and he has the full confidence of the secretary of state," Kirby said when asked about Chaffetz and Nunez' call for his removal.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I didn't get that.
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 08:31 PM (q177U)
This can't continue.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:31 PM (9P3OG)
@ 2 - I speak metaphorically throughout.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:31 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 18, 2016 08:33 PM (5zfq1)
Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 18, 2016 08:34 PM (iLoHX)
if he were to win, he might usher in the most conservative Congress,
presidency, and Supreme Court in nearly a century."
Victor Davis Hanson
latest NR, encouraging Rs to vote Trump ... good article. The only way to fire the evil doers ... elect Trump. "You're Fired"
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2016 08:34 PM (O2rG1)
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 08:34 PM (q177U)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 18, 2016 08:33 PM (5zfq1)
"It" meaning, what exactly?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:34 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2016 08:35 PM (ELqrv)
And as for Patrick Kennedy: who wants to bet that like other Kennedy's he has a dead girl in a river in the background?
Posted by: Vanceone at October 18, 2016 08:35 PM (jngwH)
Posted by: Officer Comey at October 18, 2016 08:35 PM (qJhUV)
if he were to win, he might usher in the most conservative Congress,
presidency, and Supreme Court in nearly a century."
Victor Davis Hanson
latest NR, encouraging Rs to vote Trump ... good article. The only way to fire the evil doers ... elect Trump. "You're Fired"
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2016 08:34 PM (O2rG1)
The fact that he is out there calling for term limits is a sign that he is listening to some good people. Either that or his instincts are sound.
I'm down with that struggle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:35 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2016 08:35 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables, Standard Redneck at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (v9gSJ)
We need to fight globalist progressivism. Trump seems solidly on board with that.
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (9P3OG)
It was a little better than last time. Today's most annoying answerer wanted me to know that as A Person With A Master's Degree she could not bring herself to vote for Trump.
I refrained from saying that maybe she should have learnt some maths along the way, and that "$20 trillion" should probably enter her mind, if there's room with that Masters Degree and all.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2016 08:35 PM (8ikIW)
They've been watching reruns of "Dragnet" too long. "The FBI" wold be a welcome change.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:37 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables, Standard Redneck at October 18, 2016 08:37 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 18, 2016 08:37 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2016 08:37 PM (ELqrv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 08:37 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 18, 2016 08:37 PM (CLGQG)
Talk to the chicken, my friend.
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 08:34 PM (q177U)
Chicken? All I see are some feathers, dried blood, a wishbone and a pool of guano.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:38 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:31 PM (9P3OG)
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The last eight years have made me sick to my stomach, just about daily. I really don't know how much more I can take, especially with their flagrant, in your face, atrocities.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2016 08:38 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 08:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:39 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:39 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:39 PM (Z8DIA)
George and Arthur.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:40 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: blond with her ass hanging out the window at October 18, 2016 08:40 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: ever at October 18, 2016 08:40 PM (kronK)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 18, 2016 08:40 PM (LaMci)
Posted by: the deplorable sock
Thanks a lot
Posted by: Zombie George Kennedy at October 18, 2016 08:40 PM (8ikIW)
7 >>>This can't continue.
Talk to the chicken, my friend.
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 08:34 PM (q177U)
Chicken? All I see are some feathers, dried blood, a wishbone and a pool of guano.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:38 PM (9P3OG)
Thank God it didn't continue.
Posted by: The Zombie Chicken at October 18, 2016 08:40 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:39 PM (Z8DIA)
Read that again with a different inflection.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Madame Rice at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (3Rr8K)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables, Standard Redneck at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (BcNLK)
I think there's a reason why Drudge links to stories about demonic possession & exorcisms. To quote Winston Zedemore "Maybe the reason we've been so busy is because the dead have been rising from the grave."
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2016 08:35 PM (8ikIW)
I think Comey needs a tour of Mosul
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2016 08:42 PM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Larry Craig at October 18, 2016 08:42 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:42 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 08:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2016 08:43 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Scooter Libby at October 18, 2016 08:43 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 08:43 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables, Standard Redneck at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (BcNLK)
I think there's a reason why Drudge links to stories about demonic possession & exorcisms. To quote Winston Zedemore "Maybe the reason we've been so busy is because the dead have been rising from the grave."
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (7qAYi)
Passover gets its name from the Angel of Death "passing over" the doorways of the Jews in order to slay the firstborn of the Egyptians. Put a mezuzah up and shmear a bissele blood on that doorway just to be sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:43 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables, Standard Redneck at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (BcNLK)
Yeah, now we're getting into the stranger things...
(cue 80's synth music)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 08:43 PM (VH3FB)
Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2016 08:35 PM (8ikIW)
I think Comey needs a tour of Mosul
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (auHtY)
I wonder if they just go home and laugh about it all over the dinner table.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2016 08:43 PM (CFc5L)
Anyway:
Patrick F. Kennedy was appointed U.S. State Department's Under Secretary of State for Management by George W Bush, and retained in that position by President Obama.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_F._Kennedy
Well done GOP insiders. Hopefully, once this silly Trump kerfuffle is over, the party will return to your carefully manicured patrician hands.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 08:43 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: George Allen at October 18, 2016 08:44 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at October 18, 2016 08:44 PM (XFS85)
Posted by: Afroman at October 18, 2016 08:44 PM (f5sT8)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:44 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: dissent555 at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (xE5n0)
I don't want to live in this culture any more.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
"Forget it, Jake. It's Washington DC."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (VH3FB)
The only Kennedy I ever liked was my big brown steel machinist's chest.
Posted by: the deplorable sock
MTV V-Jay Kennedy. She was cute.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (cyoBN)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2016 08:46 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 08:46 PM (uHcnA)
If anyone read the ARB report you will know he is untouchable.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 18, 2016 08:46 PM (ZhRQE)
Posted by: no good deed at October 18, 2016 08:46 PM (/O5Ax)
anyone been fired? gone to jail? Been dismissed?
Anyone?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2016 08:46 PM (ej1L0)
I don't want to live in this culture any more.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (DW+jj)
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They are hitting us at every angle, and succeeding in their goal to debase us, drop our will and resolve.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Ioseph Stalin at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (DpOmP)
.... about this "fixer" upper dude....
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (JmjOe)
I don't want to live in this culture any more.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (DW+jj)
You needn't worry about that.
Posted by: Bill "25 Million" Ayers at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
And they would have not the slightest hesitation as to loading us onto the cattle cars and into the showers.
So, likewise, I would have no compunction in pulling the lever to the trapdoor under their feet.
Difference being, our side would actually hold proper and correct trials in order to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, but their side would Star Chamber us at best.
More likely, they'd just round us up by class, neighborhood, relations or friends, and bypass the judicial niceties.
But yeah, this is all getting down to the levels of Rectification of Names.
And karma is here to chew gum and rectify names....and is all outta gum.
giddyap.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (6FqZa)
Not NR, just Hansen. The rest are NeverTrumpers. Hansen has his own gig, separate from NR - he's a tenured professor and publishes books unrelated to contemporary politics.
The rest of them are mouthpieces for NR's big donors, undoubtedly part of the Donor Class for the GOP-e. Like McConnell and Ryan, they never stray far from a positin in accordance with the economic interests of the Donor Class.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: John McCain at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Beth Moore at October 18, 2016 08:48 PM (wCLLY)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 18, 2016 08:48 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Michael at October 18, 2016 08:48 PM (KClXw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2016 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
Maybe this guy:
http://www.thediplomad.com/
But he's the only one I could find.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 08:49 PM (VH3FB)
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at October 18, 2016 08:44 PM (XFS85)
M*I*S*H
Through veiny, flabby thighs I see,
Piss flaps that could strangle me,
The stench of vodka-laden pee,
That could drive a buzzard to its knees. . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:49 PM (9P3OG)
Nothing is a surer sign that you're dealing with an absolute fucking ignoramus than having someone brag about their degrees.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 18, 2016 08:49 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2016 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 18, 2016 08:48 PM (tvyXw)
Is that an exhortation or a recipe from the Nork Gulag Cookbook?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:50 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 08:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Beth Moore at October 18, 2016 08:50 PM (wCLLY)
Peasants, your betters opine:
Cool It with the "Whigs" Rhetoric
by Charles C. W. Cooke
the party's recruiting and campaigning efforts have been stellar of late (Trump aside, natch). It is a supreme irony that, in the same year as the GOP nominated a Sharon Angle for President, it was able to offer up Senate candidates of the quality of Rubio, Heck, Toomey, Ayotte, Portman....
All of those conservative stars......
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 08:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: dissent555 at October 18, 2016 08:50 PM (xE5n0)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 08:51 PM (qJhUV)
MTV V-Jay Kennedy. She was cute.
Who's now on the Fox Business Channel. 6 PM I think?
Posted by: tu3031
She's on right now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 08:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:49 PM (0mRoj)
Perhaps, but I haven't given up hope yet. I think this election is our very last chance.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at October 18, 2016 08:51 PM (pZEKq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2016 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
. . . Clinton's mish is heinous,
Like the chicken's abused anus,
But Huma doesn't seem to mind the fleas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:52 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: dissent555 at October 18, 2016 08:50 PM (xE5n0)
There was a time when even Hollywood (at least pretended) to be anti-commie, as proof in their t.v. productions and movies. Gone.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2016 08:52 PM (CFc5L)
I would have then nodded enigmatically, smiled knowingly and left.
You're a good man.
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 08:52 PM (uHcnA)
That will cost you $50 down at the Y.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 18, 2016 08:53 PM (X1w1S)
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I had a client once correct me when I called her Mrs. She said "you can call me Doctor"
I was genuinely interested and asked "family practice or did you specialize?"
She says "music history".
:-/
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 08:53 PM (JmjOe)
And Voting "D"
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 08:53 PM (q177U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 08:47 PM (6FqZa)
As she is The Kind Of Person Who Uses the Phrase "As a Person With A Master's Degree", I doubt there was ever any chance she'd vote for the Republican, even if the Bimbo Dicker himself went looney tunes one day and switched parties.
At least, that's my guess.
Posted by: Lurky McLurkington, peeping out from the shadows at October 18, 2016 08:53 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2016 08:53 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Justice maybe purchased at October 18, 2016 08:53 PM (Blp1s)
annoying answerer wanted me to know that as A Person With A Master's
Degree she could not bring herself to vote for Trump.
I refrained from saying that maybe she should have learnt some maths
along the way, and that "$20 trillion" should probably enter her mind,
if there's room with that Masters Degree and all.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (6FqZa)
Just a "Masters Degree" not a "Master of Science"?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2016 08:54 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Ioseph Stalin at October 18, 2016 08:54 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:49 PM (0mRoj)
Perhaps, but I haven't given up hope yet. I think this election is our very last chance.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Where there's life, there's hope.
The only thing in question is the scope of the problem and the ultimate solution.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:54 PM (9P3OG)
Nothing is a surer sign that you're dealing with an absolute fucking ignoramus than having someone brag about their degrees.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 18, 2016 08:49 PM (97XyN)
As A Person With A Master's Degree, I say fuck that other person in the ass with a flaming pineapple and then go vote for Trump.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2016 08:54 PM (4ErVI)
"...as A Person With A Master's Degree she could not bring herself to vote for Trump."
When I was young in Texas some would say of such a person, "That one went to school one year too long."
Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2016 08:54 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2016 08:54 PM (7qAYi)
And Voting "D"
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 08:53 PM (q177U)
Just like in the music video for "Thriller" x 1,000,000
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 08:55 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (7qAYi)
I've always been curious about his fascination with demons and exorcism, too. It's a real thing, though actual possession is rarer than hen's teeth.
My wife and I occasionally participate in deliverance ministry and, with one minor exception, they've always been without drama.
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 18, 2016 08:55 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 18, 2016 08:56 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 08:56 PM (IqV8l)
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Yeah, the irony......although it may be they are talking about primary voters.
Even so, they are being silly. I think there is a certain childishness that refuses to accept that a page has turned, that history is linear.
I remember in the election of 2004 how Kerry and so many kept concentrating on the question of whether we should have gone into Iraq in the first place --- as if it mattered in 2004, as if you could turn back the clock. We HAD gone in, so the only question was what to do NOW.
Many of the #Nevertrumpers remind of that. They are going backwards in fantasy to re-fight the primaries and are thereby failing to respond to the conditions NOW.
They are being irresponsible in the most literal sense of the word.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2016 08:56 PM (Nox3c)
You think makeup on guys is bad? Check out a company called Menagerie, which makes "silky boxers, lace pajamas, and other fancy unmentionables just for guys." Pix of lace underthings "for dudes" at the link:
http://tinyurl.com/zyh36nf
The fancy undies are black; I bet Colin Kaepernick has several pairs.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 18, 2016 08:56 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
We'll see, but I think the rot and corruption are so deep, widespread and entrenched that we'd just be rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. I'm still going to cast my vote, make no mistake, but I have no illusions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lucifer at October 18, 2016 08:57 PM (DpOmP)
Ahoy there Dr. J!
Posted by: Capt'n f'd at October 18, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)
Should've asked her if she's such a fuckin genius, how come she isn't out working at a job in the middle of the day.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 08:57 PM (qJhUV)
418 423
Mail box, soap box, jury box, ballot box, cartridge box.
Which are we at?
Posted by: irongrampa at October 18, 2016 03:38 PM (X35Yt)
I would say that this is the last chance for the ballot box.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 03:41 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2016 08:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Truth Out at October 18, 2016 08:57 PM (TiA6X)
Posted by: Glenn and Ezra at October 18, 2016 08:58 PM (EVi2J)
Posted by: Ted Cruz at October 18, 2016 08:58 PM (DpOmP)
Yes, those were the days when we thought the GOP was on our side.
We need to fight globalist progressivism. Trump seems solidly on board with that.
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (q177U)
And in this fight, he has both parties lined up against him. And, by extension, us.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 18, 2016 08:58 PM (VH3FB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 08:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 18, 2016 08:59 PM (DpOmP)
Should've asked her if she's such a fuckin genius, how come she isn't out working at a job in the middle of the day.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 08:57 PM (qJhUV)
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Don't be too hard on her. She had probably just gotten back from her shift at Starbucks.
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 08:59 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: its all downhill from here at October 18, 2016 08:59 PM (Blp1s)
Sometimes I correct them, sometimes I don't.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2016 09:00 PM (EZebt)
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I had a client once correct me when I called her Mrs. She said "you can call me Doctor"
I was genuinely interested and asked "family practice or did you specialize?"
She says "music history".
:-/
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 08:53 PM (JmjOe)
People with PhDs who insist on being called "Doctor" are usually smug, pretentious dicks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:00 PM (0mRoj)
Sen. Chuck Grassley, who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee, said Tuesday the Senate cannot "stonewall" a potential Supreme Court nomination from Hillary Clinton, roughly a day after a GOP colleague pledged united opposition.
"We will very clearly vet, and then once that's done we will make a decision whether we will vote for or against, but ... if that new president happens to be Hillary we can't just simply stonewall," the Iowa Republican told reporters on a conference call, which was published by Radio Iowa.
Best Party Ever.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 09:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 18, 2016 09:01 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Lucifer<<<
Buddy, the Barbed Cock of Bill Clinton will get you back into your cubicle at CGI and get your mind right.
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2016 09:01 PM (cyoBN)
Posted by: Infidel at October 18, 2016 09:02 PM (HvZyI)
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When someone says "I'm a professor" it really means "I can't hack it in the real world in any way, shape or form, so all I'm good for is teaching information that may or may not be useful in the real world."
/says Shibumi, who has a cousin who has a PHD in Performace Art. Said cousin is Facebook friends with Obama.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 18, 2016 09:02 PM (tvyXw)
They want to win an argument, they have assburgers or something...
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2016 09:02 PM (q177U)
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The Fox News Decision Desk is now prepared to declare three States now that the polls have closed. We can now call Delaware, New York and Virginia for Hillary Clinton. Exit pollin shows Secretary Clinton garnererd the votes.... all of them. No one voted for Trump.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:03 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:03 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2016 09:04 PM (EZebt)
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Not your job title silly.
It's your preferred form of address.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 18, 2016 09:04 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2016 09:04 PM (89T5c)
Hey, wait a minute!
Oh. No. You're right.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at October 18, 2016 09:04 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:00 PM (0mRoj)
FWIW to y'all, I have a doctorate (in engineering, not some Post-Colonial Pubic Hair Macrame Theory bullshit), and I steadfastly refuse to be referred to as "Doctor. Nobody runs around demanding they be called "Master" or "Bachelor", so why call anyone with a doctorate (who isn't actually a practicing physician) "Doctor"?
Posted by: Lurky McLurkington, peeping out from the shadows at October 18, 2016 09:04 PM (sK2fh)
https://youtu.be/LB3CybXl8rs
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2016 09:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:03 PM (U0lQa)
You in town?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2016 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)
At the local level we have a solid group. But there is some cluelessness in our unopposed State level candidates.
We lost some good people to primaries with GOPe types winning, and the remainder have general election opponents who are progressives and bootlickers for the Left.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2016 09:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Nope. That would have been 2012, with a shout-out to 2014, wherein even the stupidest of us finally figured out that we are being duped.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 18, 2016 09:05 PM (kKHcp)
Isn't this the same Patrick Kennedy that when serving as a congrescritter from RI
Posted by: San Franpsycho
No. No relation.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 09:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 18, 2016 09:05 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 18, 2016 09:05 PM (ZhRQE)
Posted by: Insomniac
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at October 18, 2016 09:05 PM (/wWB4)
When someone says "I'm a professor" it really means "I can't fix a boat."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 09:05 PM (IqV8l)
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Only if the People's Republic of Texas is defined as Texas being all lands from Texas north to the Canadian border betwee the Mississippi and West to the Rockies.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:07 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Big deal. I've got dibs on 'Maximum Leader'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2016 09:07 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 09:07 PM (IqV8l)
It's actually a damn good question. Many of you here have echoed the same sentiment.
So I'll ask ... again ... at what point will some of you quit insisting upon propping up the Rule of Law while the RuleGivers behave so LawLessly ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2016 09:08 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Gilligan at October 18, 2016 09:08 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 09:08 PM (qJhUV)
Don't worry folks, Chaffetz is hot on it.
Posted by: Smitty27
I am so proud of my step-son.
Posted by: Michael Dukakis
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 18, 2016 09:08 PM (kdS6q)
Pardon me, but did someone inquire as to my services as a physician?
'Cause if so, y'all be shit outta luck, yo!
Posted by: Dr. Dre at October 18, 2016 09:08 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2016 09:09 PM (+b2T3)
I'd rather vote for someone I dislike than vote for someone who hates me.
True words.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at October 18, 2016 09:10 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2016 09:10 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2016 09:10 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Maximum Leader at October 18, 2016 09:10 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Insomniac
Now just one damn minute
Posted by: Doctor Who at October 18, 2016 09:10 PM (7qAYi)
+++
absolutely. if we're going to throw a civil war it's going to need you
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:10 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
I might have to go with Queen of the Universe unless one of you has a better idea.
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:11 PM (uHcnA)
Just one little niggle. Jill Biden isn't a PhD, she's an Ed.D.
A world of difference.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Doctor of erectile dysfunction?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 09:11 PM (IqV8l)
I'd rather vote for someone I dislike than vote for someone who hates me.
True words.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at October 18, 2016 09:10 PM (79p/O)
Bill Bennett said Trump may not get it all right, but she gets it all wrong.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2016 09:11 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: George Costanza at October 18, 2016 09:11 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: DR. PEPPER at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Mr. Pibb at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (oVJmc)
I don't have a problem with calling dentists and veterinarians "Doctor." Now JDs (Juris Doctor, a law degree)-- no way.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (fA75F)
A world of difference.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Is not ! Because, shut up!
Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (0mRoj)
157
I hereby nominate Greg Abbott to be President of the Republic of Texas. Do I have a second?
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Only if the People's Republic of Texas is defined as Texas being all
lands from Texas north to the Canadian border betwee the Mississippi
and West to the Rockies.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:07 PM (JmjOe)
Nix on the People's Republic of Texas. Republic of Texas will work just fine. Any country with "People's" in the title is a third-world, communist shithole.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2016 09:13 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at October 18, 2016 09:13 PM (pZEKq)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2016 09:13 PM (cyoBN)
Posted by: Doctor Demento at October 18, 2016 09:13 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Idi Amin at October 18, 2016 09:13 PM (7qAYi)
The biologists were the worst. The physicists weren't so bad but came awful close.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at October 18, 2016 09:14 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: chave the hugo at October 18, 2016 09:15 PM (KP5rU)
I don't have a problem with calling dentists and veterinarians "Doctor." Now JDs (Juris Doctor, a law degree)-- no way.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (3C9q2)
I agree. But, I think it's only fair that if PhDs can demand they be called "doctor" then JDs can as well. I think both would be ridiculous, for the record.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 18, 2016 09:15 PM (LuZz8)
I don't have a problem with calling dentists and veterinarians "Doctor." Now JDs (Juris Doctor, a law degree)-- no way.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (3C9q2)
I agree... is there some word I don't know of that lumps all those things together in some sort of umbrella category that involves the concept of "Healing"?
I mean, that word used to be "Doctor" I suppose, until the ***DR!!*** Jill Bidens of the world ruined it for us.
Posted by: Lurky McLurkington, peeping out from the shadows at October 18, 2016 09:15 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Doctor Johnny Fever at October 18, 2016 09:15 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: #1 at October 18, 2016 09:15 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:15 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 18, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 18, 2016 09:16 PM (Enq6K)
Nix on the People's Republic of Texas. Republic of Texas will work just fine. Any country with "People's" in the title is a third-world, communist shithole.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2016 09:13 PM (LuZz
Hate to say it, but Texas will be there in less than 20 years, given the rate of immigration and college indoctrination.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 18, 2016 09:17 PM (hVdx9)
They're the guys who poo in the hallway of their own office.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 09:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 18, 2016 09:17 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (0mRoj)
You mean like a Buffalo Head Nickel?
And hello, by the way. Hope all is well.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2016 09:17 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2016 09:17 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (JmjOe)
He's a major douche.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (P8951)
you could be a Dame. no wait.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (U0lQa)
Nix on the People's Republic of Texas. Republic of Texas will work just fine. Any country with "People's" in the title is a third-world, communist shithole.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2016 09:13 PM (LuZz
Hate to say it, but Texas will be there in less than 20 years, given the rate of immigration and college indoctrination.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
Two other long term battle fronts:
1 - The Secretaries of State Project (no more Katherine Harris's)
2 - Abolish the Electoral College Project
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Generalissimo tu3031 at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (qJhUV)
You: "Have you taken the Hippocratic Oath?"
Pseudo Doctor:"Uhhh..., no."
You: "Okay, I'll be calling you Mr. Pseudo."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Maximum Leader at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:12 PM (0mRoj)
You mean like a Buffalo Head Nickel?
And hello, by the way. Hope all is well.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2016 09:17 PM (3myMJ)
More like a wooden nickel. And the crapola just keeps piling up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (0mRoj)
****
Translation: F**k you, proles!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Octiparan at October 18, 2016 09:19 PM (cn2r5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 18, 2016 09:17 PM (hVdx9)
And Obama couldn't have been elected dogcatcher.
Particularly given his culinary proclivities.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (JmjOe)
*****
True. It's that scamp TVOC.
Posted by: GrampyB at October 18, 2016 09:19 PM (KcI5m)
Posted by: MEGYN KELLY at October 18, 2016 09:19 PM (g9d8D)
To be fair.... thats not MUMR.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (JmjOe)
(XzRw1) isn't MUMR?
I know some of his posts are being rewritten but still....
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 18, 2016 09:19 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (9P3OG)
(cue 80's synth music)
:::pulse quickens:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: GrampyB at October 18, 2016 09:19 PM (KcI5m)
Oh, ok....I'll revise my comment
TVOC is no longer amusing.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (Enq6K)
He was correcting Columbo to call him "Dr." rather than "Mr."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (DW+jj)
I'd like to remind them that the high-school graduate (old-school) knows a little about almost everything, while the PhD knows almost everything about almost nothing.
But they wouldn't listen.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Dr. Josef Mengle at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Venezuela at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Dana Perino's furry Bush at October 18, 2016 09:20 PM (Blp1s)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:21 PM (uHcnA)
He's a major douche.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (P8951)
Like the "Official Seal of the Office of the President-Elect"?
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer
Edited.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Maximum Leader at October 18, 2016 09:21 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:22 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 18, 2016 09:22 PM (tvyXw)
To be fair.... thats not MUMR.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:18 PM (JmjOe)
(XzRw1) isn't MUMR?
I know some of his posts are being rewritten but still....
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 18, 2016 09:19 PM (Enq6K)
Its Thin Veneer of Civility. Different psycho. Same stupid obsession with continuing to post after being such an insufferable ass that they got banned.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2016 09:22 PM (z/Ubi)
I didn't get that.
Posted by: Max Power
Well, Hillary Clinton is the "you're fucked!" canididate!
Do you get that?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
You rubes don't know how good you've had it.
Posted by: Barack Insane Obama Jones at October 18, 2016 09:22 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (DW+jj)
I saw your tribute to your dad last night in the ONT (I saw it later). You did him proud. Sounds like a wonderful guy.
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (79p/O)
The utility of a conversation is inversely related to the number of PhDs talking.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (EZebt)
Dang, I hate hearing that. Things going well here. Maybe I should send one of my lucky charms out.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Venezuela
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You're her to steal food and toilet paper, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Maximum Leader at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
We'll see, but I think the rot and corruption are so deep, widespread and entrenched that we'd just be rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. I'm still going to cast my vote, make no mistake, but I have no illusions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
Even if Trump wins he is just a speed bump on the Progressive Police State Highway.
Plan accordingly.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (QTy02)
Its Thin Veneer of Civility. Different psycho. Same stupid obsession with continuing to post after being such an insufferable ass that they got banned.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2016 09:22 PM (z/Ubi)
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You're pretty sharp...... for a dead guy.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:24 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:24 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Generalissimo tu3031 at October 18, 2016 09:25 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Octiparan at October 18, 2016 09:25 PM (cn2r5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Nice. Having spent some years in the company of Professors and post-docs, I am positioned to confirm your theorem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Maximum Leader at October 18, 2016 09:26 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at October 18, 2016 09:26 PM (79p/O)
Chin up Country.
They still can't stop Like Minded Peeps from saying Howdy on the Al Gore Information Highway.
Howdy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2016 09:26 PM (fiGNd)
Are you impressed with my heroic stance?
Because I am impressed with my heroic stance.
In the immortal words of George Herbert Walker Bush:
"Read my lips - NO NEW TAXES"
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YEAH!
Posted by: #nevertrump at October 18, 2016 09:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Goat simulator Hillary at October 18, 2016 09:26 PM (K3F/8)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2016 09:27 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Generalissimo
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Yeah... but do it out back somewhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Maximum Leader at October 18, 2016 09:27 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Venezuela
Fuck you, we have toilet paper. So far.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at October 18, 2016 09:26 PM (79p/O)
FIFY.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(
It sounds pretty awesome when you put it like that.
*bows*
Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2016 09:27 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 18, 2016 09:27 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: E.T. at October 18, 2016 09:27 PM (NPknX)
Posted by: Eromero
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I see that I have to promote myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Maximum Leader, Bee's Knees at October 18, 2016 09:28 PM (/wWB4)
What a country? What a government?
Posted by: Decaf at October 18, 2016 09:28 PM (8zHLN)
They still can't stop Like Minded Peeps from saying Howdy on the Al Gore Information Highway.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmm............ actually
Posted by: BOB from the NSA at October 18, 2016 09:28 PM (JmjOe)
Sayin is bullshit on Texas going purple. Shit goes sideways - all y'all know where to go. We do have waterways you know.
Posted by: Operational belief is winning! at October 18, 2016 09:28 PM (Blp1s)
-------------Duchess, and it's mine.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 18, 2016 09:29 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Average Millennial at October 18, 2016 09:29 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (3myMJ)
Lucky charms? Like with marshmallows?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 18, 2016 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mallamutt,
There was controversy. It's sort of like the "Paul is dead" thing.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2016 09:30 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:30 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Free Shit Army at October 18, 2016 09:30 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 18, 2016 09:29 PM (BcNLK)
Sorry. Already taken.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at October 18, 2016 09:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:30 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Duke of New York, A number one at October 18, 2016 09:31 PM (DpOmP)
Same stupid obsession with continuing to post after being such an
insufferable ass that they got banned.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2016 09:22 PM (z/Ubi)
I don't get why he's not permabanned. It's the same hash every time.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 18, 2016 09:31 PM (Enq6K)
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Why would anyone take any notice of those two? If Hillary wins they will be squashed like bugs and if Trump wins they will be sidelined.
In fact the whole Republican establishment is irrelevant from now on.
Posted by: Decaf at October 18, 2016 09:31 PM (8zHLN)
The first Duke of Lowell, Lord Humongous.
Just walk away.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2016 09:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2016 09:32 PM (JO9+V)
The Tang Dynasty has some great ones too, for men and women both. This place could use a Propagator of Deportment.
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:32 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:23 PM (uHcnA)
Thank you bluebell. One of the fortunate things about his longevity was that as the years went by, my respect for him grew. I was lucky enough to leave nothing unsaid, and didn't have to bury regrets along with him.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Rick James, Bitch at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (FyuAv)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 18, 2016 09:27 PM (/HC6x)
Here's some more bad news: FenelonSpoke murdered Grammie Winger.
These are sad times at the AOSHQ.
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (nvMvs)
Senior female members of old-line black churches (and beatified abbesses) are called "Mother." You might try that on for size. Goes way back, has a ring to it...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Hobbes at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: The Duke of Freaking Earl at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (/wWB4)
so over at wz he is reporting the mr fixit election c#cksucker from the
okeefe video visited the whitehouse hundreds of times.....
Posted by: E.T. at October 18, 2016 09:27 PM (NPknX)
Foval or Creemer?...or whateverthehell is his name.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (Enq6K)
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Just reminding Americans that they have been fired from their jobs and being required to train their illegal replacements.
Posted by: Decaf at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (8zHLN)
The biologists were the worst. The physicists weren't so bad but came awful close."
What about a PhD in Economics, which is what my SIL is?
"Ooooo Ms. Doktor, I have a pain in my economy, heeeeelp meeee!"
FYI she is the most mean-spirited and hateful liberal I know IRL. She's actually cutting me out of the family since my hubby died.
I hope he fvcking haunts her - except he's not that mean-spirited.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (BcNLK)
Strange and exotic little items, from near and far. They seem to be conduits of some type. It's hard to explain. They find me, and I bring them home. I know, it's weird.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2016 09:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Aw shit. I got here late.
Posted by: The Duke of Earl at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (uHcnA)
HOLY SHIT
DUH URF IS WARMIN FASTER THAN SHIT
FUCK
AFRICA IS STARVIN AN SHIT
FUCK
WE MUST STOP THIS
EVERYBODY QUIT BREATHING
FOR AFRICA.
FUCK!
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio's Giant Carbon Footprint at October 18, 2016 09:33 PM (zu88C)
... and that's the kind of shit that gets fireworks started.
With all due respect to the "We all must obey" crowd.
Just fill in your own sarc tag.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2016 09:34 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 18, 2016 08:39 PM
FIFY. #commasmatter
Posted by: Oxford Don at October 18, 2016 09:34 PM (Zfvaz)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 18, 2016 09:31 PM (Enq6K)
*****
He is. It just takes the bot script a little while to sweep the thread.
Posted by: GrampyB at October 18, 2016 09:34 PM (KcI5m)
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Pssssst. Go with Ecumenical Patriarch.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:34 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Generalissimo tu3031 at October 18, 2016 09:35 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 18, 2016 09:36 PM (v3DL/)
18/10/16 20:34
Word is Hillary Camp is super freaked out by Wikileaks and now O'Keefe. Tomorrow Hillary sex (yuck) scandal story hits news stands.
mitchellvii
18/10/16 20:34
One of my sources just left meetings at Trump Tower and said mood is excellent. I've been reading they are cutting their wrists at Hillary's.
Take it for what it'
s worth
Posted by: Evilpens at October 18, 2016 09:36 PM (y3aQB)
>> irrelevant from now on.
So Trump wins, and all these Congressidiots are running around saying "You mean, like we should have really HUNG these people?"
Yes, you fucking idiots, we elected you to STOP GODDAMN BARACK OBAMA COLD. And you didn't. And so now it's either Trump, or it's eventually going to be something far more aggressive than Trump.
As I said earlier, when I go over to NR and comment that absent Trump the next step is a Cromwell, a Bonaparte, the powers that be shake their heads and go 'No you can't say that' but I'm afraid that's the reality.
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 09:36 PM (TppKb)
Also, I won't sic the fags with Mohawks and assless chaps on you.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2016 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
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All abbesses and heads of an order, actually.
Don't have to be beatified.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2016 09:36 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Generalissimo tu3031 at October 18, 2016 09:36 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2016 09:37 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 09:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: The Duke of Freaking Earl at October 18, 2016 09:37 PM (/wWB4)
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Pssssst. Go with Ecumenical Patriarch.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:34 PM (JmjOe)
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Pssssst. I'm female.
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:37 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:32 PM
Got one.
Posted by: The Barrel at October 18, 2016 09:38 PM (Zfvaz)
This dude gets it ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2016 09:38 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Rick James, Bitch at October 18, 2016 09:38 PM (FyuAv)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 18, 2016 09:38 PM (RFYR/)
*sigh*
Point of order.... again.
All chaps are assless. If they had asses, you would call them pants.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:38 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Green Lawn Man at October 18, 2016 09:39 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:39 PM (P8951)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:40 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Caitlyn at October 18, 2016 09:40 PM (Zfvaz)
Posted by: Baroness Harkonnen of Chappaqua at October 18, 2016 09:41 PM (cyoBN)
*sigh*
Point of order.... again.
All chaps are assless. If they had asses, you would call them pants.
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Silence! Just walk away or I will strap your cohorts to my dune buggy on steroids.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2016 09:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:41 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: G-String aka "assless panties" at October 18, 2016 09:41 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:37 PM (uHcnA)
Yes, but whether you identify as a patriarch is all that matters.
(until you try to write your name in the snow)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 18, 2016 09:41 PM (kKHcp)
Considering the law breakers in government call it the "Shadow Government"!
Oh, but please tell me us all how corrupt Putin is. Yea...
Posted by: William Eaton at October 18, 2016 09:42 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2016 09:42 PM (AetST)
To call a Duchess "Her Ladyship" rather than "Her Grace" would be a terrible faux pas.
So be sure and call Donna Her/Your Grace.
I'm so glad the Framers got rid of this nonsense.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 18, 2016 09:42 PM (DW+jj)
I guess I'll just stick with Queen of the Universe. I would try to take on the Propagator of Deportment but I think that's too big a job for one person to handle here.
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2016 09:42 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Mallamutt
****
We were going to let him tell you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 18, 2016 09:42 PM (hVdx9)
*tosses 'Maximum Leader' title into the trash can*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2016 09:43 PM (/wWB4)
I'd nominate Ace, but he'd have to get up before 11 am.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:43 PM (P8951)
Posted by: troyriser at October 18, 2016 09:44 PM (mbhHA)
Posted by: William Eaton at October 18, 2016 09:44 PM (KhJh8)
That's what happens when you show up late. All the good sh*t is taken.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 18, 2016 09:44 PM (hVdx9)
After all, breathing is like gender, everyone gets their choice.
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 09:44 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2016 09:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 18, 2016 09:44 PM (hVdx9)
I'd nominate Ace, but he'd have to get up before 11 am.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:43 PM (P8951)
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That means there are a lot of p$ssed off good officers out of work.
Posted by: William Eaton at October 18, 2016 09:45 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 09:36 PM (TppKb)
Ostrich head. Sand. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Lurky McLurkington, peeping out from the shadows at October 18, 2016 09:45 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: bluebell, Queen of the Universe at October 18, 2016 09:45 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Duke of Prunes at October 18, 2016 09:45 PM (IqV8l)
>> There's a reason Obama gotten rid of lots of good
>> leaders at the Pentagon and filled the upper ranks
>> with PC pussies.
A valid point, especially given the Erdogan experience in the Ottoman Empire.
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 09:45 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Generalissimo tu3031 at October 18, 2016 09:46 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2016 09:44 PM (NOIQH)
Sharpton is a Pentecostal minister, believe it or not. I don't exactly think 'Pentecostal' when I see him on a private jet with a 20-year-old hoochie in his aged, bony lap.
Posted by: troyriser at October 18, 2016 09:46 PM (mbhHA)
Wow; That's funny in an incredibly annoying kind of way. So. nobody with a Master's degree is voting for Trump? Let's out quite a few people on here. Maybe she meant "People with a Master's degree in Grievance Studies" shouldn't vote for Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2016 09:46 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 18, 2016 09:29 PM (BcNLK)
Sorry. Already taken.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at October 18, 2016 09:30 PM (0mRoj)
OH YEAH? Why don't you come over here and try to TAKE it from me? I've been the Duchess since 1971.
So there.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 18, 2016 09:46 PM (BcNLK)
I am Sir Dead Meat.
That's what happens when you show up late. All the good sh*t is taken.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 18, 2016 09:44 PM (hVdx9)
Don't despair. You still beat out Two Dogs Fucking.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2016 09:47 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2016 09:47 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 09:47 PM (IqV8l)
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Elite group of marketers and entrepreneurs that cornered the fake breakfast drink market.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 09:47 PM (JmjOe)
(As I pause to rub the knee I banged against the coffee table 5 minutes ago.)
I am Absolute Ruler of My Living Room but sometimes my furniture stages a mutiny.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Megan Kelly's Endless rash at October 18, 2016 09:48 PM (Blp1s)
Did he actually go to school for that?
Thought I had read he was one of those kiddie preachers....(wonders if I care enough to bing it...)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2016 09:48 PM (NOIQH)
Other than the fact that we've all given ourselves nicknames here, do you know anyone who has tried to give themselves a nicknames in meatspace?
It usually backfires.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 18, 2016 09:48 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: troyriser
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I think his church conveyed the title when he was like 10 years old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2016 09:48 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 18, 2016 09:48 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: fixerupper
I've got a thing for ass-full chaps.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 18, 2016 09:49 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2016 09:51 PM (AetST)
Posted by: Donna&&&&
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'Rebellion'. I think that the furniture on your yacht would have to stage a revolt in order for mutiny.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2016 09:51 PM (/wWB4)
Ever see Kinnison when he was a kid preacher? He was REALLY good.
Posted by: Generalissimo tu3031 at October 18, 2016 09:51 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (U0lQa)
You work with a guy for three years or so and don't really know much about him, you end up at the Folsom Street Fair and you see him trolling the streets in (assless) chaps with his buddies.
That is the San Francisco Experience in a nutshell.
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (TppKb)
Withe the National Enquirer story today being mostly rehash of the old Clinton dysfunction, I started to wonder if that story wasn't really aimed at voters as it is at demoralizing Clinton and her staff. They have so many fires they need to stomp out - Judicial Watch lawsuit, DNC leaks, wikileaks, now project veritas AND National Enquirer???
Maybe the goal is giving her a nervous breakdown?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bluebell, Queen of the Universe at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (uHcnA)
Some Phillie precincts that did 100+% Obama would be good places to park ... but without Trump stickers on the car.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (O2rG1)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (EnGQE)
(until you try to write your name in the snow)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 18, 2016 09:41 PM
It's not the pen that matters. The hand upon the pen is what matters.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (Zfvaz)
Posted by: ever at October 18, 2016 09:53 PM (kronK)
These folks should swing from the end of a rope!
Posted by: PaddyO' at October 18, 2016 09:53 PM (Bbw58)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 18, 2016 09:53 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 18, 2016 09:53 PM (3C9q2)
...that he will do it again. Why do you think we hired him?
Posted by: State Dept at October 18, 2016 09:54 PM (eMnol)
"I had rather have a plain, russet-coated Captain, that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that you call a Gentleman and is nothing else."
Letter from Cromwell to Sir William Spring (September 1643).
Posted by: William Eaton at October 18, 2016 09:54 PM (KhJh8)
Yes --- that sounds right.
Not exactly a theological scholar. Hated when they called that guy Reverend as if it hid the blood on his hands. Noticed they stopped a few years back...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2016 09:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 18, 2016 09:54 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:55 PM (U0lQa)
you know anyone who has tried to give themselves a nicknames in
meatspace?
It usually backfires."
Ask Wolowitz, aka Fruit Loops - it's true.
Wait, that's TV.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 18, 2016 09:56 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2016 09:52 PM (Zfvaz)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2016 09:56 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2016 09:56 PM (O2rG1)
Hmmmm
All about that second coming and such....
You'd think he'd bee a little more, um, circumspect?
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2016 09:56 PM (MCEs2)
Not a very popular sentiment. Won't get much play here.
But there it is.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2016 09:57 PM (fiGNd)
Now hand over the cash, bitches, I gotz bills to pay! (and by bills I mean strippers, and the expensive kind)
Posted by: moronhordeminion, exchequer of the realm at October 18, 2016 09:57 PM (TuRs5)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 18, 2016 09:57 PM (yTnCT)
--Duncanthrax
The King proves the strength of his arm, not the keenness of his blade.
--Saladin
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 18, 2016 09:58 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2016 09:58 PM (EnGQE)
You'd think he'd bee a little more, um, circumspect?
+++
no. he's an urban black preacher. I'm an STD investigator. i meet a lot of them. They're often scared shitless
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 09:59 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2016 09:59 PM (EnGQE)
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For the glory of the Ottoman Empire.?
Remember. To err is human, to forgive is divan.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2016 10:00 PM (JmjOe)
This can't continue.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Think of it as the "Human Centipede" way of governing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 18, 2016 10:00 PM (bNnNE)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 18, 2016 10:00 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Duke of Prunes at October 18, 2016 09:45 PM (IqV8l)
No, only Career Reserve.
Posted by: Fox 2! at October 18, 2016 10:00 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Generalissimo tu3031 at October 18, 2016 10:01 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 10:01 PM (U0lQa)
sometimes my furniture stages a mutiny.
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For the glory of the Ottoman Empire.?
The Ottoman Empress
http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Ottoman_Empress
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2016 10:02 PM (IqV8l)
Interesting. But not surprising. Wonder who/what scares them the most? The "here and now" or other? From an urban POV of course.
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2016 10:03 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 18, 2016 10:03 PM (9mTYi)
Well Mr. CarpetBagger ... we got something in this territory called the Missouri Boat Ride.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2016 10:03 PM (fiGNd)
+++
i don't understand your question.
i meant only that when a health Department guy is asking about their sex lives they get paranoid. a crapton of them are down low, so I'm threatening their livelihoods
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 18, 2016 10:08 PM (U0lQa)
Anyway, OT but I stumbled across the fact that he's played the song "A Satisfied Mind" only once live, on 11/9/99, and I was there! I'm absolutely gobsmacked. That song was on his "Saved" album from 1980 and I assumed that he would have been playing it during his evangelical phase around that time, but evidently not.
http://bobdylan.com/songs/satisfied-mind/
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Fucking Bishop at October 18, 2016 10:09 PM (qW3cD)
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2016 10:11 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 18, 2016 10:13 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Mother Superior Lily, formerly from HotAir at October 18, 2016 10:34 PM (vfC/C)
It was a little better than last time. Today's most annoying answerer wanted me to know that as A Person With A Master's Degree she could not bring herself to vote for Trump.
I refrained from saying that maybe she should have learnt some maths along the way, and that "$20 trillion" should probably enter her mind, if there's room with that Masters Degree and all.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2016 08:36 PM (6FqZa)
God bless you BTH - I really mean that.
You know the know it alls like this idiot have not fear.
Because we who work and pay for this shambles have failed to put any fear into them.
I'm on the verge of a new policy - "if you voted for this shit then STFU I will not help you. If you did not, then how can I help you?"
Posted by: Jade Sea at October 18, 2016 10:34 PM (/cZgr)
Irish ... they all look the same.
It's actually a big deal if I'm right, because Jake is in the Inner circle
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2016 10:42 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Deplorable LASue at October 18, 2016 11:03 PM (wgFcF)
I wish we would go back to that. It was a way to instill civic virtue. People from all walks of life, high and low, were all equal in the voting booth on Election Day.
All of these recent innovations like early voting or voting by mail have watered that down. Absentee ballots should only be able to be used in cases where people are physically unable to be at their local polling place on Election Day.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 18, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2016 12:21 AM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2016 01:35 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 19, 2016 01:44 AM (g9d8D)
* * * * *
Wasn't there a rumor that he fired The Ballerina?
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 19, 2016 01:47 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2016 08:41 PM (auHtY)
Don't go easy on him. Make it Chicago or Detroit.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 19, 2016 10:29 AM (kma8f)
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