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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2016 11:58 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2016 11:58 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2016 11:59 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2016 11:59 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2016 11:59 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 17, 2016 11:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at October 17, 2016 12:00 PM (0tfLf)
Idiots.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 17, 2016 12:01 PM (ko0V2)
and for those that don't know, SK=Saskatchewan.
Which is in Canada....
And yes, Ass-hat fits, as our leader is one
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2016 12:01 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 17, 2016 12:02 PM (ko0V2)
John Smoltz commented on Mike and Mike this morning that the Cleveland Indians have right now the biggest chip on their shoulder of any team he has ever seen in sports.
Plus Joey "Punching Bag" Bautista claiming the fix is in.
They really know how to put postings on the locker room bulletin board.
Posted by: Deplorable Chief Wahoo at October 17, 2016 12:12 PM (7csuM)
Posted by: River Commander at October 19, 2016 05:41 PM (d7j5s)
Posted by: Abby Coffey at October 19, 2016 05:41 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: River Commander at October 19, 2016 05:41 PM (d7j5s)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 19, 2016 05:41 PM (2379E)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2016 05:41 PM (TfoPg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 05:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:43 PM (PBJgT)
Then everyone will be happy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 05:43 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 05:44 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:44 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:44 PM (BNXbq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2016 05:45 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 05:45 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:44 PM (BNXbq)
Well... at least in Quebec, they don't seem to like us Americans very much. In fact, they're kind of dickholes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 05:45 PM (cJrMO)
An Ontario judge on Monday quashed a last-minute attempt to bar the Cleveland Indians from using their team name and their Chief Wahoo logo during a playoff game in Toronto that night.
The legal challenge, by the activist Douglas Cardinal, came hours before the Indians were to play the Blue Jays in Game 3 of the American League Championship Series.
Justice Tom McEwen of Ontario Superior Court dismissed Cardinals application on Monday and said he would give his reasons at a later date.
So..... next story?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 05:45 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 05:45 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Hank at October 19, 2016 05:46 PM (dYuuC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2016 05:46 PM (iLoHX)
Sprechen die Indians...
We are on day 3 of our three day Indian Summer here in Boston.
It got up to 80's today.
I of course hate it and welcome the Winter.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2016 05:46 PM (TfoPg)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 05:46 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 05:46 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (BNXbq)
Canada the country was f****g named after the Iroquoi word "Kanata", or small village (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_of_Canada)
If they want to ban the Cleveland Indians from playing, fucking change the name of their country to "Little Village" and then we'll talk. Because otherwise, their whole country is a cultural appropriation.
Posted by: P-Dog at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (SbcN+)
It's 76 degrees right now, at sunset.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (TfoPg)
No? Then shaddup hosers.
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (onq2p)
Sheesh
Posted by: Halfwise at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 05:45 PM (qJhUV)
Yeah, there's that leetle detail.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (d6TTt)
At least 27 lawyers representing the Cleveland Indians, Major League Baseball and others, including the plaintiffs, attended the hearing, which was moved to a larger courtroom to accommodate the crowd.
First the lawyers, then the politicians, then.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (2aQhl)
Posted by: Guy Caballero at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (IqV8l)
We are on day 3 of our three day Indian Summer here in Boston.
It got up to 80's today.
I of course hate it and welcome the Winter.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2016 05:46 PM (TfoPg)
Well I, for one, find it glorious. I'm all about Native American Summers in October. Saves a lot of money on heating propane, that's for sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (cJrMO)
Why is this kind of shit even the subject of a court's authority? But
Canada has those "freedom from insult laws". IOW lawyer make-work
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 17, 2016 11:59 AM (mpXpK)
Yeah, as a Canadian, I'm just going to self-delete everything I was typing out about this socialist shit hole and get back to work so I can leave this place.
It does make me happy that our civil servants somehow believe they're getting pensions in the future. Starve bastards starve...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (8GN8w)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 05:46 PM (qJhUV)
Yup, he's gonna scalp them bluejays
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (TfoPg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2016 05:48 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2016 05:48 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: dIb at October 19, 2016 05:48 PM (VJOLZ)
I can't imagine that playing baseball games in Canada is a real money-maker. Just shitcan all games there. Who would give a shit?
Not that the MLB is going to defend their own teams or anything ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 05:48 PM (zc3Db)
They don't like other Canadians either.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:48 PM (BNXbq)
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Or the Cleveland Environmental Activists, pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 05:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 19, 2016 05:48 PM (WlGX+)
It got up to 80's today.
I of course hate it and welcome the Winter.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2016 05:46 PM
No worries. Back to seasonal fall temps this weekend.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (2aQhl)
Grazing and farting and grazing.
Sure is some nice weather we're having, don't you think.
They say it's gonna be a long winter though.
Grazing and farting and grazing.
Posted by: The Goat at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (KCcka)
Ex-Yankee Andrew Miller.
He is awesome. And a great teammate too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:48 PM (BNXbq)
Yeah, they're a tough people to like. I want to like them, but ... it's hard.
Beautiful cities though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (nf6uC)
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 05:50 PM (fWLrt)
And the Leaves look like they just peaked in color.
they said it will be a very quick fall foliage season this year because of the drought -- they're right
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2016 05:50 PM (TfoPg)
http://tinyurl.com/cqu73yg
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 05:50 PM (cJrMO)
He is awesome. And a great teammate too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2016 05:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Yup...does what is ever in the teams best interests and never bitches about it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:50 PM (PBJgT)
Democrats have circle jerks when they talk about infrastructure spending, (jerk, jerk, heavy breathing...oh infrastructure..jerk), but that apparently applies only to money they can somehow funnel to themselves.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 05:51 PM (8GN8w)
Kent Thomson, a lawyer for Rogers Communications, told the judge that if the request was granted, Rogers would have to black out the game in Canada because it would not be able to control what TBS showed on the original broadcast. "It would punish millions and millions of Canadians, Blue Jays fans, and owners of bars and restaurants across the country," Thomson said.
Thompson said the case was sprung on the company late Friday night and noted that plaintiff Cardinal would not even be watching the game because he is in China.
"I'm oppressed even on the other side of the Earth. Now pass the green onion pancakes..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 05:51 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 05:51 PM (Zd1ln)
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at Tim Horton's at October 19, 2016 05:51 PM (Tyii7)
And ex-Red Sox. As is their manager. And best hitter. And best back up outfielder.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 05:51 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2016 05:52 PM (fWLrt)
Apparently you can fuck up pancakes. Who knew?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 05:53 PM (hrkOW)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 19, 2016 05:53 PM (7N6ox)
He was a very careful writer, in terms of his history, when writing his fiction.
Indians in his books were accorded a treatment, historically earned, that would get his books non- published in today's market.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 05:53 PM (d6TTt)
he would give his reasons at a later date.
As in, "Hopefully this story dies before I have to call you out as an idiot in front of everyone!"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2016 05:53 PM (CJOtA)
I mean, who'd want to be associated with a (spit) Senator?
"Washington: first in war, first in peace, and last in the American League."
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 05:53 PM (iIzG7)
No, because then they'd just beat the Maple Leafs into a bigger pulp because they pissed them off.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 05:53 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Dick Poulin at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (sMt7r)
Posted by: Chris M at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (k3w9p)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (BNXbq)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 05:53 PM (hrkOW)
My wife...ever taste gluton free pancakes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (g9d8D)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jvxqj2q
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (8GN8w)
F'ing hunchers.
Posted by: Dick Poulin at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (sMt7r)
Eskimos is not an accepted description any longer.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (BNXbq)
Posted by: Chris M at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (k3w9p)
Oh yes!
Grazing and farting and grazing.
Posted by: The Goat at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (KCcka)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 05:51 PM (qJhUV)
HACKSAW M*****F***IN' JOHNNY GOMES
Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at October 19, 2016 05:56 PM (Gy+kT)
There were complaints about that name the last time the Esks went to the Grey Cup (CFL championship). Nothing during the regular season. Gotta time it right for publicity.
Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 05:56 PM (Zd1ln)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (BNXbq)
Ever go eskimo muff diving on a cold night?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:56 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (PBJgT)
Why would I do such a thing? I'm crazy, not stupid.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (hrkOW)
BTW - the plaintiff Douglas Cardinal is a cranky old architect who's some sort of factional Canadian Indian with a hobby suing because racism.
Looks like he only gets hired by the tax supported public sector as a checkbox minority, because no one in private industry wants to put up with his lawsuit happy bitching.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Cardinal
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (kdS6q)
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Talk about lazy! How hard is it to write, "Because banning the Indians would be stupid. Duhhhhh."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (U6f54)
TBH, the mascot really is insulting. Look at the original and it was good. Later on, awful
Make it like an Indian Head penny
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Bob Ross at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (3myMJ)
F'ing hunchers.
Posted by: Dick Poulin at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (sMt7r)
Eskimos is not an accepted description any longer.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (BNXbq)
What is it, currently?
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (d6TTt)
The UND Fighting Sioux mascot was like an Indian Head penny
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 05:58 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (BNXbq)
Ever go eskimo muff diving on a cold night?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:56 PM (PBJgT)
I've been told their pussies are mighty cold.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2016 05:58 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (U6f54)
No, right now.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 05:58 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 05:58 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (BNXbq)
So whose pussy is might cold then?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (hrkOW)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 05:54 PM (PBJgT)
Ah the gluton, one of the most important things to be discovered by the large hadron collider. Countless listless, lonely women now have a reason to live: explaining to everyone that they are allergic to the newly discovered gluton
Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (Gy+kT)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (hrkOW)
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (BO/km)
Make it like an Indian Head penny
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (+GOlG)
That would be the Redskins logo
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (U6f54)
But indigenous to what? Siberia?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (n3MnG)
The championship stays in the good ole U.S. of A. - where it belongs.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (Fb9aZ)
Now pass the green onion pancakes...
Apparently you can fuck up pancakes. Who knew?
Posted by: Banana Splits
Green onion pancakes rolled around duck with a little hoisin sauce are awesome.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (6Ll1u)
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My wife has a condition in which she can't eat any real food. No gluton, absolutely no dairy, the only eggs she can eat are duck eggs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM
So, that makes it an appropriate term now? If it were the Edmonton Inuit ...?
Posted by: Dick Poulin at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (sMt7r)
Inuit or the other tribe. Forgot the name. Starts with a Y.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (BNXbq)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at Tim Horton's at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (Tyii7)
What is it, currently?
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 05:57 PM (d6TTt)
"First Nations" or their tribe name (Inuit, for example)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Buzzion
*****
I don't know about that, but I have heard that the Eskimos were the first nation to deploy an ICBM.
...wait for it...
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (cyoBN)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (KCcka)
Inuit or the other tribe. Forgot the name. Starts with a Y.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (BNXbq)
So - they named themselves after a software company????
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (n3MnG)
They couldn't figure out how to hide Mitt Romney with his hand shoved up his ass to make him talk from the tv audience.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (YjFQ1)
Nobody in Milwaukee recognized my Seattle Pilots hat. Ingrates.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Meremortal, at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (BNXbq)
there are lots of 'em across the us, canada, and russia.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (cJrMO)
That would be kind of cool.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Goat at October 19, 2016 05:55 PM (KCcka)
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I recognize you. You're the black and white one on top of the roof at Al Johnson's Swedish Restaurant in Door County, right? I've seen you on the goat-cam. Don't slip. That would be awful.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (2aQhl)
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 05:59 PM (kdS6q)
Stand corrected, adding to list
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (hrkOW)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (iIzG7)
******
This sounds like a hatchet job.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (VS4CN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (BNXbq)
Btw - love me that big grinning Chief Wahoo - gonna have to put in a copy of Major League tonight - heh.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Smitty27 at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (iIzG7)
But they have apologized for Bryan Adams.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (YjFQ1)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (VS4CN)
Well I don't think anyone has accused of her walking by anything. Waddling, maybe. Hobbling, possibly. Shuffling? Most accurate.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (sWbjH)
Like they're not already.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:01 PM (cJrMO)
LOL. They already had their fights up there concerning who was a "first nation" with the three waves that romped over from Siberia and went on to beat the living shit out of each other.
The appropriate term for Eskimos (or Aleuts or Indians) is Siberians. That's what they are.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (zc3Db)
Eskimos is not an accepted description any longer.
What is it, currently?
Posted by: tubal
"The Coronets, Norm. The Coronets..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (VS4CN)
True, she'll stop to kick them!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (hrkOW)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:05 PM (2aQhl)
And the they screw with your money like a bunch of fuckin Indian givers
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:05 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:05 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:05 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2016 06:05 PM (eiFlk)
OMG Kaine just said that Hillary is the kind of person that won't just walk on by when she sees someone needs help
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (VS4CN)
She won't walk by, because she requires 3 Secret Service Officers to drag her into her van...
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 19, 2016 06:05 PM (7N6ox)
Well, if you ever see one cry, he's probably Italian.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:05 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 19, 2016 06:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 06:06 PM (0F67M)
This sounds like a hatchet job.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (wPiJc) \
I call a pun foul indians don't use hatchets.They use tomahawks
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2016 06:06 PM (lKyWE)
sigh
Posted by: Zombie Vince at October 19, 2016 06:06 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (VS4CN)
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Probably true.
She's more the type to just step on them.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2016 06:06 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (zc3Db)
well... how would the Mongolians feel about that? They were in Siberia a longass time ago, it's still a sore subject between them and the Rus.
How about "vaguely asian people who came over the Bering Strait but never moved anywhere warmer"?
It's a little long, but...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:06 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (VS4CN)
Well I don't think anyone has accused of her walking by anything. Waddling, maybe. Hobbling, possibly. Shuffling? Most accurate.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:04 PM (cJrMO)
Sleeping while they are murdered and drug through the street.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2016 06:06 PM (YjFQ1)
She'd go through your pockets for the change.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (ZdXaX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Michael at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (KClXw)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (sWbjH)
Funny that George Custer and Saddam Hussein both famously said, and in almost the same tone of voice, "Where did all these fvckin' Tomahawks come from?"
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (iIzG7)
I guess that's how they got their name.
What do you want to call us
I don't know. You pick.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (BNXbq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2016 06:00 PM (BNXbq)
Yakut?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (rWDXX)
WALKING? HA! She's more likely to swerve her van over and dump a load of shit on them.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)
::blinks rapidly::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Zombie Vince at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (+GOlG)
I think the check is bad. Now, Im worried.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (z8tEv)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (2aQhl)
Oh hi grammie. Never mind me. Just stopped by to say hello.
I see your team has been Dodging the ball. I don't think that's really the idea but what to do I know?
Grazing and farting and grazing.
Posted by: The Goat at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (KCcka)
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (cyoBN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Professional Wrestling I believe. Does the name Gorilla Monsoon ring a bell?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (sWbjH)
Another inning and they won't be wearing them again in Toronto this season.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (3myMJ)
well, thankfully, the indians (In the US at least) are back to being called Indians. They thought Native American sounded dumb and historically inaccurate.
Now the preferred nomenclature is "American Indians" to differentiate themselves from Indian Indians, which has a certain logic to it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 05:47 PM (cJrMO)
Native American summers?
Really?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (QTy02)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (ZdXaX)
Send me your address and I'll send you some campaign literature!
Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth "Forked Tounged Squaw" Warren at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:06 PM (cJrMO)
I was taught that the whatever they are named, were stopped by moving further south by mean as shit tribes that were already there.
And, lack of good timeshares.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (cJrMO)
So lemmi get his right...the term " Dot Indian" is out?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (PBJgT)
Really?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (QTy02)
Yes. Really.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (cJrMO)
It's a little long, but...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:06 PM (cJrMO)
It might be easier to just never address them directly and give them their own set of pronouns ...
We could end up with the language with the largest number of unique pronouns in the world! Winning!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (VS4CN)
She might be dragged by the person by her entourage, but walking? No.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:02 PM (2aQhl)
What sort of food do they have at a Swedish restaurant?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (rWDXX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (PBJgT)
THAT I cannot say. Possibly, but not definitely.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (cJrMO)
themselves from Indian Indians, which has a certain logic to it."
Or, as we say in my household, "Casino, not call center."
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (kma8f)
*****
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess...
...Swedish?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (sWbjH)
UNDs Fighting Sioux logo was dedigned by an Ojibwe artist
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (iIzG7)
LOL...I like that one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (cJrMO)
So lemmi get his right...the term " Dot Indian" is out?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (PBJgT)
What about slurpee not casino?
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (YjFQ1)
Grazing and farting and grazing.
Posted by: The Goat at October 19, 2016 06:08 PM (KCcka)
And hunching she-goats, I'd imagine.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (rWDXX)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 06:13 PM (dEQP3)
And, lack of good timeshares.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (d6TTt)
Maybe. Or maybe they just really liked winter sports and the whole never having to eat vegetables thing. Or maybe they were like "fuck it, I'm done walking. I'd rather suffer through a billion mosquitoes for a few months a year, then ungodly freezing weather for the rest of the time then continue walking and listening to the womenfolk and children bitch about their feet hurting. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? FOR FUCKS SAKE, FINE! WE'RE HERE!"
It's hard to say.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:13 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:13 PM (ZdXaX)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 19, 2016 06:13 PM (z8tEv)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (rWDXX)
=============================================
If you like meatballs and pickled beets, or Swedish pancakes with lingonberries, you're in luck. If you don't like the above, I think you get stuck with blood sausage.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (2aQhl)
...Swedish?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (wPiJc)
Yeah, I figured no matter how I phrased the question, some comedian would make that joke.
You owe me a limerick.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (rWDXX)
Posted by: Benny, or is it Bjorn? at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (8OYMp)
The Brooklin Redmen are a box lacrosse team from Whitby, Ontario.
Up yours, Canadastan.
Posted by: brass pair at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (LuZz8)
themselves from Indian Indians, which has a certain logic to it."
Or, as we say in my household, "Casino, not call center."
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (iIzG7)
A liberal acquaintance referred to an African former grad student of mine (when I was in Europe) as "African-American."
I pointed out that this guy was a no shit African, and he'd never set foot in America, so he was hardly "African-American." He was "African-African," or, to read the liberal's mind, "black."
Crickets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (sWbjH)
You got that right. They even got their name taken off of the numerals they invented. I'm not sure when it happened, but sometime after my schooling the standard Hindu-Arabic Numerals became Arabic Numerals ... as if the arabs had actually invented them. LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (2aQhl)
I want to see a World Series between the Cubs and the Indians - somebody's curse is getting undone.
And I want the game to be called by Bob Uecker.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:15 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at October 19, 2016 06:13 PM (dEQP3
It's in the bag, alex.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:15 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (cJrMO)
So lemmi get his right...the term " Dot Indian" is out?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (PBJgT)
What about slurpee not casino?
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2016 06:12 PM (YjFQ1)
That sounds unoffensive, but I can't say for sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:15 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:15 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 06:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:15 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 19, 2016 06:13 PM (z8tEv)
Leading three-zip, bottom of 8.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:16 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (2aQhl)
Hmmm...YES YES YES YES and YES
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 06:16 PM (hrkOW)
I pointed out that this guy was a no shit African, and he'd never set foot in America, so he was hardly "African-American." He was "African-African," or, to read the liberal's mind, "black."
Crickets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (SRKgf)
Well, and then there is Dave Matthews, who despite being white is an actual African-American.
So go figure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:16 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2016 06:16 PM (Ux3zV)
I'm considering taking up a collection to review that thing for the Horde
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:16 PM (ZdXaX)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:17 PM (+GOlG)
Kwik-E-Mart indian
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2016 06:17 PM (lKyWE)
And no I'm not watching the game. Assholes fucked up my day.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Peggy at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:17 PM (+GOlG)
Me too, but I woke up to pee one night after eating a lot of them and forgot I had eaten them and thought I was peeing blood and my days were numbered.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: Weird Nick - relurking at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (PEKYn)
Posted by: Jake Taylor at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (z8tEv)
...Swedish?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (wPiJc)
Yeah, I figured no matter how I phrased the question, some comedian would make that joke.
You owe me a limerick.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (rWDXX)
These days, mostly halal North African with a side of rape.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (+GOlG)
The Department of the Interior sub-Bureau of Indian Affairs refer to all Indians as Indians. Check your government privilege on this one.
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (cyoBN)
So go figure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:16 PM (cJrMO)
I have several former academic colleagues (white) from South African universities who have fled to the U.S. (Something about not being at risk of being assaulted/shot all the time; they view Chicago as a peaceful haven.)
So they're now African-American too, right? No midnight basketball, however.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (+GOlG)
Abbalone.
Huma drives a Vulvo, like a boss.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (d6TTt)
****
Here's a recipe for a new meat dish
That you'll find is exceedingly delish.
Take a pound of hamburger
Add four cups of sugar
You'll find that your meatballs are 'sweet-ish'.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (SRKgf)
211
192 "Now the preferred nomenclature is "American Indians" to differentiate
themselves from Indian Indians, which has a certain logic to it."
Or, as we say in my household, "Casino, not call center."
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:11 PM (iIzG7)
A liberal acquaintance referred to an African former grad student of mine (when I was in Europe) as "African-American."
I pointed out that this guy was a no shit African, and he'd never
set foot in America, so he was hardly "African-American." He was
"African-African," or, to read the liberal's mind, "black."
Crickets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (SRKgf)
The utter ridiculousness of the term "African-American" is proven by two words:
Charlize Theron
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2016 06:20 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:20 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:20 PM (PBJgT)
Funny that all the safe spaces being created for snowflakes et al seem to be encroaching on normal people (leave me the hell alone).
Yes, that lawn thing, too.
Posted by: micky at October 19, 2016 06:20 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: bill-o at October 19, 2016 06:20 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (SRKgf)
Correct, they are actual African-Americans. As opposed to American-Americans who are black.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:21 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 06:21 PM (hrkOW)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:21 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:18 PM (PBJgT)
You think the kidneys go " wha' the fu---dude?"
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:21 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Distraught Brewers fan at October 19, 2016 06:21 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:21 PM (iIzG7)
How many beets do you have to eat to change the color of your ejaculate? Asking for a friend!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 06:21 PM (hrkOW)
Beets me
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2016 06:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2016 06:22 PM (88xKn)
Charlize Theron
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2016 06:20 PM (LuZz
Leftists keep changing the "preferred" nomenclature to demonstrate their power, and to provide a mechanism for virtue signalling and a sign-countersign amongst their tribe.
The very most ridiculous one is "people of color," which is totes OK, but "colored people" is mortally offensive, because the distinction is manifest.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 19, 2016 06:21 PM (hrkOW)
7 1/2.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:22 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2016 06:22 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:22 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:23 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:14 PM (2aQhl)
Oh my, that sounds like traditional, fattening, heart-clogging, artery-popping, calorie-stuffed, gravy-soaked eating.
Gimme two of each.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:23 PM (rWDXX)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:23 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:24 PM (sWbjH)
*spit*
The pale face brings disease and synthetic pollution.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 19, 2016 06:24 PM (PjWy4)
*****
Offering sexual favors in return for Hillary votes. Couple of threads down below.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:24 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:24 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 19, 2016 06:24 PM (PjWy4)
And blankets. Of course.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:24 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 19, 2016 06:23 PM (+GOlG)
No feelings about Utley, but at least he doesn't look like Oetzli.
Agreed on the fans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:24 PM (SRKgf)
That you'll find is exceedingly delish.
Take a pound of hamburger
Add four cups of sugar
You'll find that your meatballs are 'sweet-ish'.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:19 PM (wPiJc)
( *applause* )
Very good.
Thank you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:25 PM (rWDXX)
I pointed out that this guy was a no shit African, and he'd never set foot in America, so he was hardly "African-American." He was "African-African," or, to read the liberal's mind, "black."
-
Years ago when all the cool people were boycotting South Africa, Mrs. Steven Spielberg was on The Tonight Show and referred to them as "African American Africans."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:25 PM (Nwg0u)
So again, I ask, what did Madonna get up to now?
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:22 PM (d6TTt)
Offering hummers for Hilary votes
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2016 06:25 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: teej at October 19, 2016 06:26 PM (HddOg)
The utter ridiculousness of the term "African-American" is proven by two words:
Charlize Theron
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2016 06:20 PM (LuZz
Elon Musk is an African-American.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:26 PM (sdi6R)
Hillary cares about Indians. She took money from Tata, who outsource jobs from here to Punjab.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:13 PM
Where does Hillary stash her Tata money?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 06:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:25 PM (Nwg0u)
My head hurts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2016 06:24 PM (wPiJc)
Man, her career IS in decline.
Looks like those "mature" sites are the next stop.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:26 PM (d6TTt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OsWXBjY9W4
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 19, 2016 06:26 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:27 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2016 06:27 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at October 19, 2016 06:27 PM (Tyii7)
Hillary cares about Indians. She took money from Tata, who outsource jobs from here to Punjab.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:13 PM
Where does Hillary stash her Tata money?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 06:26 PM (IqV8l)
In Huma's bra.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2016 06:27 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:27 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Zombie Umpire Eric Gregg at October 19, 2016 06:28 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:28 PM (ZdXaX)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:27 PM (9iR5/)
Well it was only a NY Met so let's not get carried away now
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2016 06:28 PM (PBJgT)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:26 PM (d6TTt)
Madonna is not a MILF. She's a MINLF.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 19, 2016 06:29 PM (rWDXX)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:29 PM (2aQhl)
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at October 19, 2016 06:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:27 PM (iIzG7)
Nah. I want Aroldis Chapman throwing heaters at anyone who interrupts or otherwise gets out of line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:29 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:29 PM (Nwg0u)
___
What do you mean I can't say that on air? It's not like anyone is listening.
Posted by: Harry Doyle at October 19, 2016 06:30 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:27 PM (9iR5/)
I'd forgotten about that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:30 PM (SRKgf)
All this baseball talk gives me a great idea. I want Bob Uecker to be the moderator for the final Presidential debate.
I liked him on Mr. Belvedere.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2016 06:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:03 PM (VS4CN)
No, she'll first call her Democrat operatives and ask them what she can do to make this not look like anything she had anything to do with, then she will insist that the rescue unit change in and out of uniform three times so that no one knows that American soldiers are coming, then she'll call the Dem operatives again to ask what would be a good cover for this and they'll say, blame it on You Tube and a video. We'll get that guy for you so it looks legit.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 06:30 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: Peggy at October 19, 2016 06:30 PM (HBU7W)
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit inside...
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:30 PM (iIzG7)
I pointed out that this guy was a no shit African, and he'd never set foot in America, so he was hardly "African-American." He was "African-African," or, to read the liberal's mind, "black."
Crickets.
I like when black guys commit a robbery, and the police and the news say they were African-American. I always wonder how they know their citizenship when they don't even know who they were.
And then there's always the TV announcer who said Vonetta Flowers was the first African-American from any country to win a Winter Olympic gold medal.
Posted by: Michael at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (KClXw)
she'd not even notice them through the smoked glass of her vehicle, as the motorcade went by @ 50% over the speed limit, assuming, of course, she wasn't passed out on the bed.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (r3GNW)
Posted by: Michael at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (KClXw)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (kma8f)
Hey! I'm the best mas-cat the Rays ever had!
Posted by: DJ Kitty, aka Florida Cat at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 06:32 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: Peggy at October 19, 2016 06:30 PM (HBU7W)
Uh, you know he plays for the Dodgers, right? And before that, the Phillies?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Peggy at October 19, 2016 06:32 PM (HBU7W)
the first African-American from any country to win a Winter Olympic gold
medal.
I said that under duress whilst suffering mightily from the pink eye.
Posted by: Bob Costass at October 19, 2016 06:32 PM (Tyii7)
Given that, we should all be hyphenated Americans.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly at October 19, 2016 06:32 PM (3myMJ)
As soon as I saw that, I thought of our human rights tribunals...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 06:33 PM (8GN8w)
Posted by: Dick Loudon at October 19, 2016 06:33 PM (IqV8l)
----
Growing up in WI. I loved to listen to the Brewers especially during the Harvey's Wall Banger's era. 1982 was a magical year. Them coming back from 0-2 in the ALCS and taking those damn red birds on their ping-pong turf to seven games. Uecker made it bearable during the following lean years.
Posted by: 12th bday ruined by those damn birds at October 19, 2016 06:33 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Michael at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (KClXw)
Only possible if you are a 32nd Degree Moron.
Sorry.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:34 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly at October 19, 2016 06:32 PM (3myMJ)
The hyphenation shit started in 1945, at the direction of the Comintern (i.e., Stalin), per Bella Dodd's book "School of Darkness."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:34 PM (ZdXaX)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 19, 2016 06:34 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Michael at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (KClXw)
Don't get ahead of yourself. First you must master the ampersand. &
all in good time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:35 PM (cJrMO)
And then there's always the TV announcer who said Vonetta Flowers was the first African-American from any country to win a Winter Olympic gold medal.
Posted by: Michael at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (KClXw)
I have a friend who is whiter than sour cream , born and lived for 40 years in South Africa and emigrated here and has become an American citizen.(and works, owns a business, etc. no welfare case here).
So is he African American?
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 06:35 PM (ntZAP)
Sorry.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:34 PM (d6TTt)
Moose out front shoulda toldya.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:35 PM (SRKgf)
instead of the sideways carets you use brackets:
[ ]
and always close the tags or you'll end up in the barrel.
which I narrowly escaped once.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2016 06:35 PM (nNdYv)
Really?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 06:09 PM (QTy02)
Yes. Really.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:10 PM (cJrMO)
Not me cupcake.
It'll always be Indian summer for this dude.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (QTy02)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (pzA2L)
(i.e., Stalin), per Bella Dodd's book "School of Darkness.""
The best thing to come out of hyphenated Americans is canned spaghetti, and let's all be honest with ourselves, it's not all that good.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (iIzG7)
Heard the same from Kenyans at the University. It was a kind of Loserville thing.
Actually kind of unpleasant.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (SRKgf)
I like when black guys commit a robbery, and the police and the news say they were African-American.
I once heard a news station here describing crime suspects as 'non-whiite.'
I seriously wanted to call the tipline and ask if they could narrow it down a bit further...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (8GN8w)
How dare they pay tribute to the RCMP and the Cameron Highlanders of the Canuck military!
Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 06:37 PM (Zd1ln)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 19, 2016 06:37 PM (Nwg0u)
It'll always be Indian summer for this dude.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (QTy02)
WHOA, cmon now -- you forgot the trigger warning.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:37 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (SRKgf)
Yes, that is the surefire shortcut.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:38 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Michael at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (KClXw)
What's it worth to you?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:38 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:34 PM (ZdXaX)
I had an African post doc (superb researcher, btw) who characterized ghetto denizens as "buffoons."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:38 PM (SRKgf)
If you make more than $250,000 (about that), the tax rate is 53%.
Good luck with that.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 06:38 PM (8GN8w)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:36 PM (SRKgf)
::snorts::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:38 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:38 PM (ZdXaX)
I'm a bit hesitant....don't want the IRS on my ASS.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 06:39 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 06:37 PM (Zd1ln)
That's what it is then. Good to know. I just saw people being ticked off....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 06:39 PM (8GN8w)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (2aQhl)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 06:39 PM (Enq6K)
What?
You have mistrust of our benign People's Democratic Republic?
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (2aQhl)
It would be against the law. You can, however, donate Hillary whenever you like.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:41 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:41 PM (2aQhl)
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 06:41 PM (dWlrW)
Kaine is as creepy looking in person as on TV
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:41 PM (VS4CN)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (9iR5/)
I'm not a Dave and Dave's not here.
Double downer.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (3myMJ)
You have mistrust of our benign People's Democratic Republic?
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:40 PM (d6TTt)
Crazy, right?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:41 PM (2aQhl)
Their bloodstreams are about 1 molar in adrenaline.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (Tyii7)
I know quite a few Indians, and none of them have that many teeth.
Posted by: Chi at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (WutqB)
+34 Democrats weight. LOL!!!
RCP average is North Korean worthy state propaganda.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (Zvj7s)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 19, 2016 06:41 PM (VS4CN)
And seeking to be just one weak, frail heartbeat away from the Presidency...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (8GN8w)
Posted by: Marlowe at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (zqFM9)
I know quite a few Indians, and none of them have that many teeth.
Posted by: Chi at October 19, 2016 06:42 PM (WutqB)
Mascot looks sober, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (SRKgf)
I once heard a news station here describing crime suspects as 'non-whiite.'
That rules out Johnny and Edgar Winter.
Posted by: Dick Loudon at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (Zd1ln)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:43 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (ZdXaX)
May my beloved Cubbies be blessed with the winning of the games, just as Cleveland has been blessed. Is this too much to ask?
WOW !!
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (2aQhl)
Posted by: Zombie Winfield Scott at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: SpentalotoftimeinToronto at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (vmlki)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at October 19, 2016 06:45 PM (onq2p)
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at Tim Horton's at October 19, 2016 06:45 PM (Tyii7)
Kaine is as creepy looking in person as on TV
Posted by: Make America Great Again
I wonder where he keeps his van, the one painted flat black, with foil covered windows, when he's out campaigning?
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:45 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (d6TTt)
Sad for my hosehead cousins though.
Hope they don't go out and do something radical like park in their neighbor's spot tonight.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (nNdYv)
And then the 1st baseman, Santana, crossed himself after catching the last out.
Talk about rubbing it in.
Posted by: Marlowe at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (zqFM9)
Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (Zd1ln)
In my younger, non-bitter days, I would've been pulling for Toronto. Human Rights Tribunals can turn love of country into indifference pretty quickly.
My mother was a nun in a convent in Cleveland for 14 years. And I worked in Ohio for 7 years, so I'm happy for Cleveland....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (8GN8w)
WOW !!
Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2016 06:44 PM (2aQhl)
I wouldn't think so grammie. Not too much to ask.
Then again all I wanted was my seat sooo
Grazing and farting and grazing.
Posted by: The Goat at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (KCcka)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2016 06:47 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 19, 2016 06:47 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:46 PM (d6TTt)
Maybe she inhaled from the bag by mistake and passed out?
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 19, 2016 06:47 PM (sdi6R)
This is probably his equivalent to pissing in John Henry's face.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (onq2p)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (ZdXaX)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 19, 2016 06:49 PM (dKiJG)
He said all liquor stores in the area are closed a couple of days before the pow-wow starts and reopen when it's over. That way he can communicate better with the Indians.
I would think they'd be in bad shape from the DTs but maybe they don't have withdrawal issues.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at October 19, 2016 06:49 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (dWlrW)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at October 19, 2016 06:49 PM (3myMJ)
Only with the Royalty checks.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (9iR5/)
This is probably his equivalent to pissing in John Henry's face.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:48 PM (qJhUV)
I thought the same thing. Hey, you know what the Red Sox need for this year's World Series? Cable!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (SRKgf)
No filthy icebacks in the World Series this year!
Go have a good cry over your Tim-Bits and poutine, you mayo-loving 'tards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (BK3ZS)
Where were you born?
As someone born and raised elsewhere in Canuckistan, I'm thrilled.
Posted by: Vendette at October 19, 2016 06:51 PM (Zd1ln)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:50 PM (9iR5/)
Harumph.
Already forgotten the little people.
Which is ironic.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2016 06:52 PM (d6TTt)
For those morons who haven't seen it, here's an oldie but goodie Cleveland tourism video:
http://tinyurl.com/9uyk56u
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2016 06:52 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2016 06:53 PM (dWlrW)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2016 06:53 PM (ZdXaX)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 19, 2016 06:53 PM (dKiJG)
but at least you can hold your head high - knowing you didn't utter that offensive name.
keep fucking that chicken
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2016 06:54 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (qJhUV)
I would think they'd be in bad shape from the DTs but maybe they don't have withdrawal issues.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at October 19, 2016 06:49 PM (3myMJ)
I went to high school near an Indian reservation, and the stereotype about them and the fire water is no shit. Two teammates of mine cut the last class, hit the fire water, and then proceeded - the two of them - to trash one entire end of the campus, their rampage including punching out several teachers and picking up and throwing - literally throwing - several picnic tables.
It was an impressive display. We were all walking past this, going to practice, when the VP said, "C'mon, guys, let's get 'em!"
We looked at each other, and as one said, "Fuck you."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2016 06:55 PM (6Ll1u)
No, she'll first call her Democrat operatives and ask them what she can do to make this not look like anything she had anything to do with, then she will insist that the rescue unit change in and out of uniform three times so that no one knows that American soldiers are coming, then she'll call the Dem operatives again to ask what would be a good cover for this and they'll say, blame it on You Tube and a video. We'll get that guy for you so it looks legit.
She'd call for one of her buses to pull up, center itself over the suffering prole, and then discharge its cargo of blue water on him or her.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2016 06:59 PM (BK3ZS)
Said they had no place in America he did.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 19, 2016 07:04 PM (58UGl)
I would think they'd be in bad shape from the DTs but maybe they don't have withdrawal issues.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at October 19, 2016 06:49 PM (3myMJ)
I always thought the stories with Indians and drinking were hyperbole ... until I worked with a bunch of Indians in Alaska (Indians, not Eskimos). Nice people ... but one time I saw them outside of work while they were drinking (in the middle of a three day binge, it turned out) ... holy shit! I had never seen anything like that, and I've known some bad drunks. It was unbelievable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: moghedien at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (IcObj)
Hey, how do I do italics in this place?
Posted by: Michael at October 19, 2016 06:31 PM (KClXw)
Copy them over from Word.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2016 07:08 PM (LuZz8)
It's like the guy in the anti-littering commercial.
Link in nick.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 19, 2016 07:09 PM (87pa5)
Washington, District of Columbia can't be far behind. Named for an evil white man slave owner AND the evil white man Columbus.
I'm surprised it isn't already happening.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 19, 2016 07:11 PM (87pa5)
The USA about to go 110-2 in the World Series. Suck it, rest of the World!
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 19, 2016 07:16 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2016 07:07 PM (zc3Db)
Friends in Canada have always told the story of why unemployment is so high in the Indian, cough, Aboriginals, cough, Natives, whatever.
They will work until they get their first paycheck. Then they go on a bender that takes a week to complete and recover from, then they want to come back to work.
No one wants to hire them for this exact same reason. They get burned too many times. And then, try to fire them.....
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (ntZAP)
I think the check is bad. Now, Im worried.
Is it from the Bank of Nigeria ?
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2016 07:23 PM (GdBvh)
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2016 07:26 PM (GdBvh)
1. Cree have dedicated taxis in two provinces due to the volume of assault, harassment, and rape.
2. The RCMP has a dedicated task force to deal with the assault and murder of indigenous women.
3. Indigenous males constitute the highest murder rate in Canada.
Posted by: Fringe at October 19, 2016 07:35 PM (FA4kj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 19, 2016 07:58 PM (H5rtT)
There is an American billionaire who is/was willing to pay the entire cost of the bridge and in fact had already bought up most of the property and begun preliminary work on it. He was shut down by the American, state, and Canadian governments. It is the same guy who owns the Ambassador Bridge that alreasy exists between Detroit and Windsor, Canada.
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