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The First Weiner: In 2008, Obama Showed Off, Flaunted, and Manspread his Erect Penis on the Campaign Plane. And the Female Press Corps "Oohed" and "Aahed" Like Teenaged Girls.
First of all, he knows he has an erection; every man knows when he has an erection.
If any woman is wondering, "Maybe men sometimes don't know when they have boners," no, we always do. Except when we're sleeping. I don't know if women always know if their boobie-beanies are peaked and showing, but men always know when they've got wood. And he's throwing up poses that just happen to highlight it.Like Anthony Weiner did -- publicly broadcasting his bulge. At least Weiner seemed to develop a flirty relationship (or more) with women before showing them the Member of the House. Also note that the women of the press corps shriek for the Secret Service agent blocking their view of the Presidential Boner and giggle and coo about it. I'll have thoughts later, but, like Obama, I need to get this up for you now.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at October 12, 2016 01:46 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: JEM at October 12, 2016 01:46 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM at October 12, 2016 01:46 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: HH at October 12, 2016 01:47 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2016 01:47 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: MTF at October 12, 2016 01:47 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Furious George at October 12, 2016 01:48 PM (dYw0K)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2016 01:48 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2016 01:48 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 12, 2016 01:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rohon at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (2l2y6)
It might not drive independent votes, but if you're trying to make the Republican core feel white hot hatred in order to set up a revolution, you could do worse.
Posted by: trev006 at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: Furious George at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (dYw0K)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 12, 2016 01:50 PM (RIDb1)
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2016 01:50 PM (a0IVu)
It might not drive independent votes, but if you're trying to make the Republican core feel white hot hatred in order to set up a revolution, you could do worse.
Posted by: trev006 at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (Eqkqm)
Not sure about that, but the leak of the tape before the debate meant that even more people would be watching. And the result was they saw Trump destroy Clinton.
The Leftists would be foolish not to consider this for the next debate if they have another surprise.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2016 01:50 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2016 01:50 PM (K63aO)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2016 01:50 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (VKHYd)
I do not want to see any politician's boner. Period.
That a presidential candidate would do this --- to an adoring press is just bananas. Er...I mean, it's just weird
Exit question: Why is the guy who constantly lecturing us the "the presidency is not a reality show" acting like a Jersey Shore dudebro or Big Brother competitor????
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (NOIQH)
I think this is aggressive act by Obama. What a buffoon!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2016 01:50 PM (a0IVu)
Phone sex with Reggie? (Just go ahead and let that sink in.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: MSM at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (RIDb1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (V3IFq)
So yeah, the guy hikes up his leg. There's absolutely no way to interpret that otherwise.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (IqV8l)
Lucky it didn't have its own hands,it would have grabbed a pussy.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (VKHYd)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Furious George at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (dYw0K)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ever at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (kronK)
Posted by: willow at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (R7cwD)
Matthews has fistulae.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2016 01:53 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 01:53 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 01:53 PM (VKHYd)
Posted by: Don Q. at October 12, 2016 01:53 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 01:53 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (K63aO)
Posted by: Bruised Banana at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (kjKzC)
Please God. Don't let Hillary try to top this. I beg for mercy.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (VKHYd)
Well, maybe a video would surface of her frolicking topless..
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (jZ4gS)
Many of these government fucks, at all levels, have serious mental problems. Obama and Clinton are just the tip of the iceberg.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (NAv1Q)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (EnGQE)
I can't tell who is winning the 'race to the bottom'...
It's a Kardashian World...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: jwest at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Acme Products at the Outrage Outlet! Coyote Tested - Roadrunner Approved! at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (hLRSq)
>>>saw the video earlier - how can you be talking on the phone and have an erection?<<<
He was listening to Alex Baldwin verbally abuse his daughter.
Posted by: Under my thumb at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (CFAp3)
I'd just confirm why Huma is so close to me ...
Posted by: Hilldog's Boner at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (kjKzC)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (VKHYd)
Posted by: willow at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (R7cwD)
Matthews has fistulae.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Matthews enjoys fisting.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2016 01:54 PM (Fmupd)
Just metaphorically, I hope.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (8ZskC)
This is about Feminism and The decline of Western Civilization. Hillary gets elected and kiss this country good bye.
With Trump we at least have a chance to fight.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (IR2bT)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (PrP+y)
" This is the FIRST TIME in my lifetime that the Democrats have been OPPOSED!"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 01:53 PM (zu88C
---------------
Very true indeed.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (Fmupd)
" This is the FIRST TIME in my lifetime that the Democrats have been OPPOSED!"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 01:53 PM (zu88C)
The first words out of his mouth today (paraphrasing) were, essentially, fuck the GOP. Their endorsement is meaningless since the candidate they wanted, Jeb, was eliminated early on. Forget them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at October 12, 2016 01:55 PM (RKJF2)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Reporteretts on obama plane at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2016 01:52 PM (IqV8l)
Looking for another guy to flip his meat.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (br8cd)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (VKHYd)
I saw the video earlier - how can you be talking on the phone and have an erection? Was he talking to a call-for-sex line?
Depends on whom I am talking to on the phone.
Amy Adams? I could be talking about my last tax audit with her and I would still maintain massive wood.
Hitlery? I would lose any wood I had in a heartbeat. Doesn't matter what we were talking about - blech.
As a matter of fact - for those embarrassing mid-day wood at your desk moments - just think of Skankles and - voila - instant boner reducer. Good for if you have meetings, etc.
Pax ex.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (K63aO)
That must be an East Coast thing. Here on the Left Coast, the noses of the sweater puppies are usually referred to as "nipplage."
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 12, 2016 01:57 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2016 01:57 PM (e6JCS)
That is the question, isn't it?
It's a distraction from other news, Trump's mishy comments (another distraction) AND the Wikileaks bombshells. Definitely reminds them of their Obama love whilst he's going overboard to damage America in his final 100 days.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2016 01:57 PM (NOIQH)
Stop by the front desk to pick up your Friedrich Hayek Insight Award on your way out.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 12, 2016 01:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 12, 2016 01:56 PM (AGJqR)
He's rather successful at screwing the country. At that he has the golden touch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2016 01:57 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 01:57 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at October 12, 2016 01:57 PM (0C2os)
I guess it's some kind of strategy to re-introduce it to the young and the forgetful, as a sort of "The other side is equally guilty" sort of strategy.
Whatever works, I guess. Shrugs. But personally, I think this is a desperate line of attack. It's not about Hillary, it's about another man, so it may even help her in the Gender Wars.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Roy at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Gridlockrp at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (ovpZu)
Posted by: Octiparan at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (cn2r5)
Relax people he was just pointing out the emergency exits
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (lKyWE)
That must be an East Coast thing. Here on the Left Coast, the noses of the sweater puppies are usually referred to as "nipplage."
They're called high beams.
Off my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: Biergood at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (v8Lx/)
I mean, always. not when they're aroused or something. I assume they'd know then, as their mind would be on that track.
Like just when it's cold. Do they always know? Is this something they're aware of, self-conscious about?
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (ODxAs)
Mediaite: Stop Sharing That Video That Supposedly Shows Obama Flaunting an Erection
by Lindsey Ellefson
The journalists are laughing and telling one another to sit down, but there is no indication that anything vaguely inappropriate or sexual is happening.
With Trump's comments, there is enough evidence that he said something truly abhorrent and wrong without the benefit of visual aid. With Obama's "erection" video, there is bountiful evidence to the contrary.
Reporting is her night job::
Staff Editor Mediaite January 2016 - Present
Manager Pink Sands Airbrush Tan and Salon May 2013 - Present
www.linkedin.com/in/lindsey-ellefson-9a415baa
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Roy at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Running Hobo at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (l1oyw)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:00 PM (1me8P)
Do the girls know when their high beams are on?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 02:00 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 12, 2016 02:00 PM (5zfq1)
...a lot
...on the floor
Posted by: Running Hobo at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (l1oyw)
You saved the keyboard. That's all that's important.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Project Veritas at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (kjKzC)
"They said you was hung!"
"And they was right!"
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (SRKgf)
No matter how you conjugate it, he's always a dick.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (VKHYd)
There are certain advantages in being a woman. Not having erections is one of them. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (EnGQE)
I know! I can't imagine what males have to fight through.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at October 12, 2016 01:49 PM (u9OP6)
Looks like cleanup has been done. Folks need to quit quoting the sack of shit, though.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (KDyRr)
Looks like we got a Cellphone-peckergate scandal brewing.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (RIDb1)
Yes
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)
with the added word "always." I know they know sometimes, maybe most times.
But always?
given the fact that temperature can cause it, it seems like it would be something that happens so often that it just starts to get ignored.
but I don't know.
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (dciA+)
Mostly not unless the driver in the other car briefly flashes his high beams at me. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (EnGQE)
In his defense--as every guy knows--erection's can occur anywhere at anytime. At home, at work, at play, at a funeral, during root canal....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:02 PM (jZ4gS)
Someone needs to prioritize and focus.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2016 02:02 PM (AfVit)
http://tinyurl.com/zx98xow
I saw that today... The worst part is him admitting that it was okay to tear up Republican registration forms
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 02:02 PM (O2RFr)
said no teenage boy, ever.
Posted by: Roy at October 12, 2016 02:02 PM (VndSC)
I've gotta stop now. It's the run-up to lunch, and I'm getting queasy.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2016 02:02 PM (SRKgf)
Yes
...
always? Suppose you work every day in an office that has the air conditioning cranked too high. So it's an everyday thing that there's going to be an involuntary non-sexual nipple situation.
even then, do you know? or does it just become background noise?
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:02 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 02:03 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:03 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 12, 2016 02:03 PM (RIDb1)
Posted by: Highbeams at October 12, 2016 02:03 PM (87y4e)
Lord, have mercy upon us.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Acme Products at the Outrage Outlet! Coyote Tested - Roadrunner Approved! at October 12, 2016 02:03 PM (hLRSq)
In other news, it appears NY Guv Andrew InaCuomo may really in trouble with his "bid-fixing" scandal.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 12, 2016 02:03 PM (ODxAs)
" This is the FIRST TIME in my lifetime that the Democrats have been OPPOSED!"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 01:53 PM (zu88C)
very true....
Posted by: Don Q. at October 12, 2016 02:03 PM (qf6WZ)
Other than that, this is just another example of TFGs minuscule maturity and lack of gravitas, and the MSMs complicity in propping up Preznit Affumatif Axshun.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 12, 2016 02:04 PM (vDSr4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:04 PM (LjVQ/)
I'll believe it when I see it...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 02:04 PM (O2RFr)
But always?
given the fact that temperature can cause it, it seems like it would be something that happens so often that it just starts to get ignored.
but I don't know.
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (dciA+)
Logically, how would they know if they didn't know? Like, they might not think the highbeams are on, but if they don't think so, but they don't always know, then they by definition can't be sure. I think Schroodinger wrote up a formula for this sort of thing.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2016 02:04 PM (KUaJL)
I mean, always. not when they're aroused or something. I assume they'd know then, as their mind would be on that track.
Like just when it's cold. Do they always know? Is this something they're aware of, self-conscious about?
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (
I'm guessing yes based on every girl I've ever known has been self conscious about it and/or joked about it as soon as it happens.
Just like girls know at the gym or out in public wearing LuLulemon yoga pants or thin tight yoga pants shows off every detail of the pussy area.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 12, 2016 02:04 PM (IR2bT)
I guess it's some kind of strategy to re-introduce it to the young and the forgetful, as a sort of "The other side is equally guilty" sort of strategy.
Whatever works, I guess. Shrugs. But personally, I think this is a desperate line of attack. It's not about Hillary, it's about another man, so it may even help her in the Gender Wars.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (jBuUi)
Because of the hypocrisy. And also, we have had 8 years of today's newest voters, the 18 year olds, who from the age of 12 , have had endless hours of training in school about safe spaces, sexual assault where there is none, bullying, transgender rights, blah blah blah, who are being told Trump is exactly what all their teachers, administrators and feminists have been warning them about.
So, let's show them exactly who is the party of sexual assaults.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 12, 2016 02:04 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 12, 2016 02:04 PM (C9pBZ)
good point. but it could be that they don't know, then they catch a dude staring them down, then they look and check, etc.
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:05 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:05 PM (jZ4gS)
Posted by: zombie
I think this is your 'Mandela memory.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:05 PM (V3IFq)
More feminist blogs joining in to defend Obama:
wonkette.com/607490/is-this-barack-obamas-giant-boner-sure-why-not
Selective outrage.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 12, 2016 02:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (dciA+)
Don't know about other women, but I sure am - always keep a cardigan in my office just in case it get too cold. And padded bras help.
Can't believe I am having this conversation.
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2016 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
Yes
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)
Do they mind that we don't know what their faces look like when that happens?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 02:05 PM (4ng05)
I guess it's some kind of strategy to re-introduce it to the young and the forgetful, as a sort of "The other side is equally guilty" sort of strategy.
Whatever works, I guess. Shrugs. But personally, I think this is a desperate line of attack. It's not about Hillary, it's about another man, so it may even help her in the Gender Wars.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 01:58 PM (jBuUi)
...
I don't remember this at all. In fact, I meant to say, but forgot to (fortuitously enough), that the media covered this up.
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:06 PM (dciA+)
Hey, any of you ladies speak Austrian?
Cuz I got a Vienna Sausage that needs addressing, right here!
Posted by: Barak Hussein Obama - Flasher in Chief at October 12, 2016 02:06 PM (0cMkb)
even then, do you know? or does it just become background noise?
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:02 PM (dciA+)
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Huh? Nips make noises?
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2016 02:06 PM (Fmupd)
I logged on late, okay? Got it at #40. Work got in the way. (Yeah, like any of you would believe THAT excuse from me.)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 12, 2016 02:06 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: agathapagatha at October 12, 2016 02:06 PM (7ucPV)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Huma Aberdin at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (kjKzC)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (mpXpK)
Don't know about other women, but I sure am - always keep a cardigan in my office just in case it get too cold. And padded bras help.
Can't believe I am having this conversation.
All in the pursuit of science... We need Neil Degasse Tysons take on this...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (O2RFr)
I can see this conversation going downhill fast. ;^)
Let me say this, I am glad that when I am having a nice conversation with an attractive, interesting male colleague I do not have to worry about a little indicator in my underwear possibly going off-up..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (EnGQE)
Commercial flights or private flights? Or both?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:08 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: General Zod at October 12, 2016 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)
I don't remember this at all. In fact, I meant to say, but forgot to (fortuitously enough), that the media covered this up.
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:06 PM (dciA+)
Me neither. And I'm certain you would have been all over this back in the day.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:08 PM (KDyRr)
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:08 PM (dciA+)
Can't believe I am having this conversation.
All in the pursuit of science... We need Neil Degasse Tysons take on this...
Screw him. We need pics.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:08 PM (enVYz)
I'll believe it when I see it...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 02:04 PM (O2RFr)
NY AG is too busy trying to find dirt... I mean investigating Trump...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 12, 2016 02:09 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at October 12, 2016 02:09 PM (kjKzC)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 12, 2016 02:09 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Don Q. at October 12, 2016 02:09 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (MU1a1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (CFc5L)
I saw it for the first time today when I didn't know what I was clicking on. At first I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It takes a special kind of person to think that is something one does in public like that, I think. Not special, special, btw.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (4ng05)
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If this stays at the top of the site for more than 4 hours, you should call a doctor.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Reggie Love at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (kjKzC)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (O2RFr)
So why does a penis shrink when its cold but nipples get erect?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (lKyWE)
@BreakingNews 12m
US officials: USS Mason again targeted by missiles from Houthi-controlled area of Yemen; ship not hit - NBC News http://bit.ly/2d7KMIM
*why yes, yes, that is a genius double entendre.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Don Q. at October 12, 2016 02:09 PM (qf6WZ)
The Khalidi tape - or lack of release - *was* big news around here back in the day.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (KDyRr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: Fritz at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at October 12, 2016 02:09 PM (kjKzC)
So is that what is meant by a "pulsar?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (dciA+)
Yes.
There are bras specifically designed to hide this so you don't have to be embarrassed when you are working in a cold office and have a knit top on.
There are women with inverted nipples who don't have this worry.
There's some lady secrets for you.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (u0lmX)
Women and girls check out guy's crotches.
All the time.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (e2Rx3)
I miss her.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (jZ4gS)
Posted by: ace
?????
Wow.
The "erection on the airplane" incident was one of the top stories of the 2008 campaign. It's literally one of the few things I remember from it.
It's freaking me out that so few people remember it.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (jBuUi)
========
I remember well. Valerie Connor was wearing her cheerleader skirt . I was watching her from the cotner of my eye and I accidentally got a peek of glorious sky blue panties.
It was like my heart pumped 5 gallons of blood into my pubic area.
Mrs. Grundy : "Mort please diagram this sentence."
Me: " No."
Mrs. Grundy : " WHAT?"
Me: " I'll take the zero."
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (uHcnA)
Please DON'T, Donald.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Elaine Benes at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (dciA+)
That must be an East Coast thing. Here on the Left Coast, the noses of the sweater puppies are usually referred to as "nipplage."
They're called high beams.
Off my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (enVYz)
Diamond cutters
Posted by: Buzzion at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (z/Ubi)
Camel toe? Elephant knuckle.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (LjVQ/)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (VKHYd)
One of the missiles got reasonably close if they fired an ESSM.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (KDyRr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (x285+)
This is all new to me.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (0cMkb)
Nah, it was out back then.
The only thing I remember as different is that at most places it wasn't posted to claim Obama was showing off a boner, but to show how un-objective the female reporters squeeing at him were.
OTOH, they sure did seem excited and amused, so maybe he did have a boner.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (ozZau)
The "erection on the airplane" incident was one of the top stories of the 2008 campaign. It's literally one of the few things I remember from it.
It's freaking me out that so few people remember it.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (jBuUi)
It's the Mandela Effect!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (KUaJL)
US officials: USS Mason again targeted by missiles from Houthi-controlled area of Yemen; ship not hit - NBC News http://bit.ly/2d7KMIM
Aw shucks, they were just shooting off skyrockets to salute Barack Obama.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (IqV8l)
It's freaking me out that so few people remember it.
Trying to block it out of ones memory.......
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (jBuUi)
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I honestly don't remember it either. But then again, I'm "29" so my memory isn't what it once was.
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:13 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:07 PM (CFc5L)
I was paying attention in 2008 and I don't recall hearing about this.
I think that after Obama got away with Rev. Goddamn America he realized he could get away with anything.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:13 PM (u0lmX)
It should probably be tiled "Snake on a plane' for several reasons. one being that obama is just so odious..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:13 PM (EnGQE)
And, yeah, we can always tell just like guys can when they get hard. Sometimes it hurts a little
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:13 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 12, 2016 02:13 PM (dnWSK)
I miss her."
Same. Knew a girl who had areolas the size of coffee saucers. Her high beams were like two fingers sticking out of her chest ...
Posted by: TheSamurai at October 12, 2016 02:13 PM (kjKzC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (x285+)
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lol
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:14 PM (uHcnA)
Women and girls check out guy's crotches.
All the time.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (e2Rx3)
I almost died when my grandfather told me that. This was a guy who never swore or told salacious stories. He referred to the Devil as the "D" and said "down below" when he meant "Hell."
One day , that pearl of wisdom just came out...
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:14 PM (jZ4gS)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at October 12, 2016 02:14 PM (uhftQ)
Golf clap
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (C9pBZ)
183 It was probably released in the hope that Trump would say something about it.
Please DON'T, Donald.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (EnGQE)
Oh, I think he should refer to it - just once - and then say, "but we have more important issues facing our country..."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (u0lmX)
That bruise is going to take some time to fade.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (4ng05)
Cruising the Yemen coast is a job for ships designed for littoral areas. Too bad we don't have a ship designed for that mission...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (LjVQ/)
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (HgMAr)
All flights, private included. Even balloons. If its off the ground you can't make calls.
Note this rule is an FCC rule to protect the cell network.
Lie I said this is a Cellphone-peckergate scandal.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (RIDb1)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (VKHYd)
Posted by: Bikerchick85 at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (I2Bfq)
Posted by: Donna and V.
I still don't understand how his campaign stayed alive after "Have you seen the price of arugula?"
Imagine Mitt Rombley horking that up in 2012. He would have quit the race.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (5XBgF)
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:11 PM (uHcnA)
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No no! Don't go. I have so many questions.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (Fmupd)
This is all new to me.
Posted by: naturalfake
No. I am not misremembering. This was all over the blogs in 2008. I remember it extremely vividly. In fact, I have referred to it in conversations countless times since then.
I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone episode.
Hey guys, I've got a shocking new revelation for you: Richard Nixon greenlighted a break-in on the DNC offices at the Watergate Hotel back in 1972. Stop the presses!
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (jBuUi)
*******
Absolutely we don't know. We also don't know other female responses unless we investigate.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:16 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:16 PM (EnGQE)
Like Ace and others, I have no recollection of this incident.
Given the hullabaloo over the Donald's transgressions and had this "boner" been common knowledge, this would have been pulled out as a trump card immediately.
No puns intended...
Posted by: browndog at October 12, 2016 02:16 PM (ccfl2)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 12, 2016 02:16 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 12, 2016 02:16 PM (9krrF)
" All these Republicans who are expecting accolades because they are abandoning the party nominee."
" Who exactly are they expecting these accolades from ?"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:16 PM (zu88C)
I don't remember this video from 2008 either but I may have erased it from memory, for self preservation.
The thing about the nipples that annoying is that you are aware of it, the men you are talking to are aware of it, and they are trying not to look and you know they are trying not to look (and failing)...it's all rather awkward.
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2016 02:16 PM (a0IVu)
All in the pursuit of science... We need Neil Degasse Tysons take on this...
***
"It feels like...a bag of sand...something, something, wonder if.. <insert 5th grade science fact here>."
-Neil deGrasse Tyson, planetarium gift shop manager
Posted by: Azathoth at October 12, 2016 02:17 PM (IgmR9)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2016 02:17 PM (AfVit)
Posted by: no good deed at October 12, 2016 02:17 PM (/O5Ax)
Cruising the Yemen coast is a job for ships designed for littoral areas. Too bad we don't have a ship designed for that mission...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (LjVQ/)
You saw the HSV-2 got shot up last week? THAT'S what an LCS would look like. They don't have the capability to defend that.
FFG-7, OTOH, would have no problem.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:17 PM (KDyRr)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 02:17 PM (VKHYd)
FIFY
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 12, 2016 02:17 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:17 PM (09Ay7)
Hillary has provided plenty of soundbites to label her succinctly. Basket of Deplorable Irredeemables, Bernie's basement dwelling bucket of idiot millennials, ...
But wikileaks has given all new quotes brief enough to market ... her tent gets pretty small when you weed out all the ordinary people she hates.
Even then, to be on Hillary's IN list, one also has to be willing to ignore and cover up her many indiscretions, like pay to play, bullying rape victims, moving top secret files her own basement, deleting files under subpoena.
In other words, only treasonous commie crooks need apply.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (O2rG1)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (M+Lyo)
Barry was talking to 1-800-Stud
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at October 12, 2016 02:14 PM (uhftQ)
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (CFc5L)
That's what happened to me, but as i recall it it was less about Obama's erection than about the stupidity of the "girls" on the plane.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (EnGQE)
Wow. The "erection on the airplane" incident was one of the top stories of the 2008 campaign. It's literally one of the few things I remember from it. It's freaking me out that so few people remember it.
Posted by: zombie
Proquest: "obama" "erection" "plane"
Publication date: 2008
Results: 9
None of those 9 "erection" results are about todgers. They're about walls and such.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: MTF at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (1me8P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (LjVQ/)
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at October 12, 2016 02:12 PM (VjPX+)
This guy is amazing.
But like winning a $ 1 billion dollar lottery, I'm nit sure if this "gift" is a blessing or a curse.....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (jZ4gS)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2016 01:51 PM (VKHYd)
They have probably been fapping to it for the past 8 years.
Posted by: Timon at October 12, 2016 02:19 PM (HzQzh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:19 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:19 PM (zu88C)
Women and girls check out guy's crotches.
******
News to me.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:17 PM (09Ay7)
Me, too.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:19 PM (CFc5L)
And depending what we're wearing, it can be embarrassing. I always have extra cover with me.
Posted by: kevlarchick at October 12, 2016 02:19 PM (qwwfd)
campaign, and was endlessly blogged about and discussed at the time. Why
is it suddenly being treated like it's some new revelation?****
I don't remember that at all. Do you have a 2007-08 link? I remember stuff. Well. I don't remember this.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:19 PM (09Ay7)
Note this rule is an FCC rule to protect the cell network.
Lie I said this is a Cellphone-peckergate scandal.
MAGA, thank you. I didn't know that. It's always been pushed on commercial flights as messing with the instruments. (Which I never bought).
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:19 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 12, 2016 02:19 PM (9krrF)
No, but the Donald gave him quite a workout at his rally in Florida. He called Harwood out by name and then did a really demeaning imitation of Harwood asking his first debate question. It was hilarious, the crowd ate it up, and Harwood et al deserve every last bit of public mockery they have coming to them.
They think the MSM's Invisible Shield will protect them, but that is retro think. In 2016, we have the Intarwebz, where sounds and images go forth and multiply.
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (1me8P)
yes, but they get a "glimpse" as their gaze lowers towards the shoes....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (jZ4gS)
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (Fmupd)
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Heh. I'm sure you do.
I've learned a lot from this place, I can tell you that.
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (6IPEM)
If it's real, it has a name other than Pedo.
If jet planes fly there, it is known, and has flight control. so where the hell is it and what's it's name?
Posted by: Meremortal at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (3myMJ)
This will not improve in November.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (28m3d)
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (iFgwk)
Visitors to the Clinton National Zoo, who will be encouraged to applaud and take pictures when Ryan balances a ball on his nose, but will be discouraged from feeding him.
Posted by: General Zod at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Rules, for thee, but not for me.
Sad a lot of Americans want Fascism.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Nah, no going to spend time tracking that down. Not worth the effort. But I know for absolutely guaranteed positive 100% sure that it was extensively "covered" (i.e. mocked) on the conservative blogs back in the day.
And yes, the focus was not so much on Obama's behavior, as it was on the panty-wetting of the female reporters, and the video was cited as proof that they are sexually aroused by Obama and this biased to an extreme degree.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: wooga at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (QlC+L)
...in the back of his pants, where his wallet is.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (7ZVPa)
I think it's because they didn't "notice" "It" at the time. It was about the silly hero worship of the females on the plane.... you know like all the fainters at his rally's ...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: McGuffin at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (5dOnv)
Rick,
All flights, private included. Even balloons. If its off the ground you can't make calls.
Note this rule is an FCC rule to protect the cell network.
Lie I said this is a Cellphone-peckergate scandal.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 12, 2016 02:15 PM (RIDb1)
They are banned because the FCC says so to protect aircraft communications which is BS. The FAA doesn't care. And here's the kicker, most airplanes now have a "pay" cell phone you can use for an exorbitant fee. So it is not to protect anything but crony corruption.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: MTF at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (/m8T6)
A Fig would be cool. So would a Pegasus hydrofoil with its 76mm deck gun and 8 Harpoon missiles vs an LCS with 57mm gun and no missiles.
That is the truly horrible thing about the Little Cr@ppy Ships. A Pegasus has more weapons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:22 PM (LjVQ/)
Posted by: Mark Halperin at October 12, 2016 02:22 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (6IPEM)
I COULD say numerous things, but I will settle for "looking in the mirror".
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2016 02:22 PM (d6TTt)
243 I think women look at men's shoes more than their crotches.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (1me8P)
yes, but they get a "glimpse" as their gaze lowers towards the shoes....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (jZ4gS)
I really don't. And I have had men ask me why I didn't tell them their zippers were down when they left the restroom. Why? Because I do not look at their crotches.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:22 PM (CFc5L)
I certainly do not remember it at all.
Also, he HAD to want people to notice. No guy would stand up with a boner (hah) and be unaware. And therefore be immediately interested in sitting back down. It seems,to me you would have to already be comfortable with displaying an erection in mixed company to have such a brazen response.
Maybe if he's small enough the pants tightening would not be a matter of physical discomfort, or maybe he's into discomfort. It's just so, so weird all the way around.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 12, 2016 02:22 PM (PrP+y)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (EnGQE)
Spilling food on their pants... that's brilliant!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 12, 2016 02:22 PM (KUaJL)
Media: "The story?"
Trump: "The erection."
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (enVYz)
I don't remember this video from 08 either. I'm sure if zombie remember it being covered on blogs it was.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Bingo.
Whoever is pimping tuis story is squandering critical campaign time and energy.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Young ballplayer at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (ODxAs)
Stand at the nurses station and rate the doctors walking past:
Rightie
Leftie
MIA.
She said it was when they were really really bored. Sounds kinda boring to me.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (u0lmX)
@ReutersBiz 20m
BREAKING: Several voting Fed policymakers thought rates should rise 'relatively soon,' agreed case for hikes had strengthened - minutes
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Iblis at October 12, 2016 02:23 PM (9221z)
2008.
Remove the spaces
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 02:24 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (1me8P)
I'm usually in sneakers or combat boots. So what does that mean?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2016 02:24 PM (K63aO)
I do believe that ordinary peons would get fired and possibly arrested for putting on such a display on the job.
Eight years later, they're making smirking references to
Trump's 'small hands,' but simultaneously condemning him
for private words.
Private words vs. public boner.
Infidelity and divorce vs. rape and rape enabling.
I hate these people.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 12, 2016 02:24 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2016 02:24 PM (K63aO)
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2016 02:24 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (6IPEM
Sometimes a boner is just a boner.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (IR2bT)
Posted by: Fritz at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (2Mnv1)
You only dress for fight or flight.
Posted by: no good deed at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (jZ4gS)
A Fig would be cool. So would a Pegasus hydrofoil with its 76mm deck gun and 8 Harpoon missiles vs an LCS with 57mm gun and no missiles.
That is the truly horrible thing about the Little Cr@ppy Ships. A Pegasus has more weapons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:22 PM (LjVQ/)
Problem with the hydrofoils is they don't have effective ASMD defenses. FFG - with SLQ-32(v)5 has active jamming, plus they have SM-1 if they feel the need to reach out. CIWS if they let the missiles get *that* close.
MASON was defending more than itself - PONCE is the HVU.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (KDyRr)
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Nothing to see here. Everything's awesome. Obamaconomy blah blah blah
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:22 PM (CFc5L)
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I don't either. And if somehow I did notice that a man's zipper was down, I wouldn't be able to bring myself to tell him anyway. I would ask another man to tell him and leave me out of it.
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:20 PM (6IPEM
It wasn't Moochelle. That's for sure.
Posted by: Iblis at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (9221z)
But the thing I always noticed was biceps.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (u0lmX)
Remove the spaces.
2008
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (PFE2j)
Yeah. I never bought that bs line. They are trying to tell me that their systems are so sensitive that a cell phone can fuck them up, yet they can fly over some of the most populated cities on earth with all of the radio waves and not be messed with?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: JoeF.
Whatever gets you through the day, sport.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (V3IFq)
I don't look either. The thing I personally find disgusting is when a guy is talking to you and adjusts his junk, never breaking eye contact. I can see you.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (Q5Ymk)
* subdue it with estrogen supplements. Starve the beast, render it powerless.
* fucking lop that motherfucker off, with gender reassignment sugery. Lie to your therapist. Tell her you felt like a woman all your life. But GET RID OF THAT FUCKING VILE THING. Go to Thailand if necessary.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (OkKDg)
Like just when it's cold. Do they always know? Is this something they're aware of, self-conscious about?
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (dciA+)
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No. Usually but not always.
Maybe "often NOT," because if you don't notice, how would you know? You would only know about the times you DO notice.
Um,....there have been a few just-when-its-cold-type times when Mr. DeV. has noticed this when I didn't.
Perhaps a LOT of times when he didn't say anything.
I mean, it's not like he would say something every time, would he?
That would be.... annoying.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (Nox3c)
Don't see any way out of this. Suspect the "News-Now With More Conservatism" outlets that spring up will just be clickbait fronts for the MSM.
Guess it's time to face facts and send a petition to King MSM and state our grievances.
Don't worry, newshucksters. The pies will be filled with emollients so we will help keep your leathery face soft and supple.
Hit em in the vanity.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 12, 2016 02:27 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2016 02:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:27 PM (1me8P)
and adjusts his junk, never breaking eye contact. I can see you.
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There is no escape from the sabre-tooth crotch cricket.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:27 PM (zu88C)
Yeah. I never bought that bs line. They are trying to tell me that their systems are so sensitive that a cell phone can fuck them up, yet they can fly over some of the most populated cities on earth with all of the radio waves and not be messed with?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (enVYz)
The flight attendants buckle in and start texting away
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)
That must be an East Coast thing. Here on the Left Coast, the noses of the sweater puppies are usually referred to as "nipplage."
They're called high beams.
Off my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (enVYz)
Diamond cutters
Posted by: Buzzion
"The turkeys are done"
Posted by: Oedipus at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (6IPEM)
Meanwhile Russia is still recalling dependents, moving missiles, and continuing their civil defense drills.
As you were.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (IgmR9)
use for an exorbitant fee. So it is not to protect anything but crony
corruption.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 12, 2016 02:21 PM (mpXpK)
Not for years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (09Ay7)
Hopefully enough people will care.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2016 02:29 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:29 PM (V3IFq)
2008.
Remove the spaces
Posted by: stace...TEXIT
Thanks for finding that!
It was on Michelle Malkin and Hot Air, back when they were at the aoex of their influence:
Quoting Michelle:
"Breaking news video:" Journalists ogle Obama
By Michelle Malkin • May 9, 2008 03:44 PM
You know, when I read about this CNN video via Allahpundit yesterday, I threw up a little in my mouth. The clip of female journalists on a plane moaning as they watch Barack Obama talking on a cell phone was actually filed under “breaking news video” on the CNN website with the caption, “Obama in jeans: Sen. Barack Obama surprises the press corps by wearing jeans.”
Now, the video’s on YouTube. And it really should have a content warning advising viewers to watch it only on a completely empty stomach. Several members of the press corps yell at an agent to “sit down” because she’s obstructing their view. They giggle and sigh “You’re killing us” as he straddles across a row of seats and they furiously click away on their cameras.
Kneepads, ladies?
This is CNN."
And whatever those two posted, a zillion lesser bloggers followed.
Plus it was on CNN.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:29 PM (jBuUi)
Hillary and Huma shouldn't go sucking each others dicks just yet.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 12, 2016 02:29 PM (r1fLd)
What a dick.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (VTvvP)
So Gaylord is trolling the bad guys who only have to be lucky once.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (LjVQ/)
"nipplage."
They're called high beams.
Diamond cutters
"The turkeys are done"
=======
party hats
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (zu88C)
I mean, always. not when they're aroused or something. I assume they'd know then, as their mind would be on that track.
Like just when it's cold. Do they always know? Is this something they're aware of, self-conscious about?
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (dciA+)
I usually don't notice if I'm flashing the high beams. That got interesting with the HS fashion of bras built into tanktops and the fact that I was always cold (no body fat to keep me warm during Iowa winters).
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (a0IVu)
Is it just me, or should we require a little solid evidence that it is Russia who is meddling in the election before we have a nuclear war?
Or should we just remain compliant?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:18 PM (1me8P)
I've heard this more than once from more than one lady, so I think this is a reasonably accurate Ladies Checking Out a Guy they just met list:
1) eyes
2) smile
3) shoes
4) belt
5) other stuff
Eyes and smile are obvious.
Young naturalfake was a little surprised by the shoes and belt check out.
Apparently, the shoes check is a quick way to judge your social/financial status.
The belt check is a back-up check on social/financial status. A guy with a worn belt is liable to be a poor prospect for a boyfriend, etc. Too cheap, I guess.
I think that's where the whole girls stare at crotches deal comes in cuz most pants don't really show much in the nature of the wang beneath.
Ladies, true or false?
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Haile Tsada at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (R4ub4)
"nipplage."
They're called high beams.
Diamond cutters
"The turkeys are done"
=======
party hats
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (zu88C)
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You guys. Honestly.
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (uHcnA)
My favorite euphemism.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (d6TTt)
I was going to say that I don't check out men that way but maybe I do. I
tell guys when their pants are unzipped a lot. You would want someone
to tell you that, right? Most of the time they're slightly embarrassed
but say thank you. Why do you forget to zip up anyway? That seems like
it should be automatic.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (6IPEM)
I think it is an unconscious act - perhaps something about a traumatic event such as catching a certain part of the male anatomy in a zipper.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (09Ay7)
Go to the link in her post, which goes to the Hotair post I also linked
It's the same video.
Like Zombie, I'm really surprised no one remembers this.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (ozZau)
Can't they just be deleted, permanently the first time? This has been going on a few days now.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (iFgwk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2016 02:24 PM
*****
Combat boots, huh?
How YOU doing?
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (6IPEM)
So Gaylord is trolling the bad guys who only have to be lucky once.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (LjVQ/)
PONCE has been re-designated and re-purposed as an afloat staging base - interim, until the new USNS versions come fully online. She's the last old-style LPD left.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (KDyRr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (EnGQE)
Buried in plain site. I award this sensation 2 "Forgottenos"
Posted by: RioBravo at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (NUqwG)
326 "Ace. Most of us call the boobie thing "pokies"."
"nipplage."
They're called high beams.
Diamond cutters
"The turkeys are done"
=======
party hats
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (zu88C)
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You guys. Honestly.
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM (uHcnA)
I call them beautiful.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (jxbfJ)
Um,....there have been a few just-when-its-cold-type times when Mr. DeV. has noticed this when I didn't.
Perhaps a LOT of times when he didn't say anything.
I mean, it's not like he would say something every time, would he?
That would be.... annoying.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (Nox3c)
*****Well, Mr. dagny is annoying and is obsessed. I don't think I've paid attention to his tit-talk for years since it's constant. However, if he walks by or I reach across him and he doesn't say or do something, I think something is wrong or he's sick. So....I guess he wins that topic.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (09Ay7)
My friend has a king air and she makes sure your phone is turned off during takeoff and landing. One time the controls or something on the plane weren't working and someone was on their phone so she thinks the phone caused it. She makes you show her your phone is off.
She's a nervous flyer. She yells at the pilot to make the plane stop bumping.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 12, 2016 02:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (EnGQE)
Somebody need to get this shitheads to dial this back about a thousand notches.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (4ng05)
, one at sandrarose.com and one at sott.com. Don't have time to go through the full set which will likely serve up God knows what having nothing to do with the subject, stupid web searches.Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2016 01:50 PM (a0IVu)
1-900-MANSCOUNTRY
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (Q5Ymk)
That's because women don't play the circle game.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (AfVit)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (KDyRr)
Thanks for setting me straight.
Posted by: Loser Dickwad at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (WlGX+)
If we had an A team.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:34 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:25 PM (jZ4gS)
----------------------------------
Science!!! Indisputable consensus!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2016 02:34 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 12, 2016 02:34 PM (qCMvj)
Who were the female reporters who condoned this? I want names of the tittering hypocrites. I want names.
This was deliberate sexual perversion on full and nauseating display.
And they worship the ground he walks on.
As I also said below, perhaps he is really proud of this because it is so rare to have in the presence of women.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at October 12, 2016 02:34 PM (Cx8BK)
@WashTimes 25m
FBI heads to Hartford plane crash; survivor says Jordanian intentionally downed aircraft
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:34 PM (V3IFq)
They got the power
The power that be
The power to arrest you at gunpoint and force your face onto
their genitalia and butt cracks.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 12, 2016 02:34 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (sWbjH)
Imagine hundreds maybe thousands of cell communications skipping from cell tower to cell tower as planes go whizzing by.
BTW the regulation says a violation can result in suspension of service or fines.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (RIDb1)
Was Reggie on the plane?
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:29 PM (jBuUi)
For some reason only you and I remember this crotch-related story.
Not sure I want to know what that says about us!
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Impudent Warwick at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (uEtcQ)
"My eyes are up here," she says.
"I know," says I, "but you've got really great boobs."
We've been together ever since.
Posted by: troyriser at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2016 02:33 PM (AfVit)
I'm getting PTSD flashbacks from high school at the mention of it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (K63aO)
Posted by: SH at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (Q5Ymk)
Yeah, I hate that too. Wait until you're in private to make your adjustments.
Baseball players do it all the time. I'm assuming it's because their jock straps are in a twist or something.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (C9pBZ)
I doubt it.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (DDM7c)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (1me8P)
And you're racist if you think Owebama is degrading women here.
Posted by: Sponge at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (09Ay7)
They are banned because the FCC says so to protect aircraft communications which is BS. The FAA doesn't care. And here's the kicker, most airplanes now have a "pay" cell phone you can use for an exorbitant fee. So it is not to protect anything but crony corruption.
Yeah. I never bought that bs line. They are trying to tell me that their systems are so sensitive that a cell phone can fuck them up, yet they can fly over some of the most populated cities on earth with all of the radio waves and not be messed with?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (enVYz)
The flight attendants buckle in and start texting away
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)
I've been scolded by a sky waitress for having my Kindle on, while her Iphone is clipped to her belt, with the screen blazing full throttle. She didn't like it when I said "I'll turn mine off when you turn yours off."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (VTvvP)
It's because they can, in broad daylight and public. See note above re: the best thing about being a guy is erections.
Posted by: Roy at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (VndSC)
One does not need Ponce to keep a SLOC open from brown water pirates.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (LjVQ/)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (1me8P)
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Now that, I do remember.
Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (uHcnA)
I don't look either. The thing I personally find disgusting is when a guy is talking to you and adjusts his junk, never breaking eye contact. I can see you.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:26 PM (Q5Ymk)
same here, never look there
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (kdS6q)
Time mag "reporter" on Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Pam at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (cF0hS)
He rode that dick all the way to D.C. and IT FUCKED THE NATION....
Posted by: Sponge at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (xttKs)
Okay, maybe not all women check out the crotch. But I've been around awhile and not only have I caught women getting a glimpse, I've been privy to discussions between women admitting they do this and reporting to each other on what they find.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (jZ4gS)
I can't believe I just looked at Barky's crotch. I shouldn't have done that. That was wrong. I feel bad now.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:29 PM (jBuUi)
For some reason only you and I remember this crotch-related story.
Not sure I want to know what that says about us!
Posted by: stace...TEXIT
Well, the thing is, it was really a non-story back then, and remains even more of a non-story now.
I.e. the very fact that most everyone has forgotten it is PROOF that it's not worth obsessing on now.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:38 PM (jBuUi)
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I just say its because I'm a former baseball player.
Posted by: SH at October 12, 2016 02:38 PM (gmeXX)
Whoa. Resolves never, never, ever do that while posting.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2016 02:38 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2016 02:38 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
They're trying to reduce competition for bandwidth.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 12, 2016 02:38 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: josephistan at October 12, 2016 02:38 PM (7HtZB)
Well said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:38 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:39 PM (09Ay7)
The check the shoes thing doesn't work around here. The wealthiest guys I know wear muddy boots and drive trucks.
You would never know they are wealthy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:39 PM (Q5Ymk)
Congressman Jim Bridenstine from Oklahoma denounces Paul Ryan today.
"Given the stakes of this election, if Paul Ryan isn't for Trump, then I'm not for Paul Ryan."
Posted by: Azathoth at October 12, 2016 02:39 PM (IgmR9)
One does not need Ponce to keep a SLOC open from brown water pirates.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (LjVQ/)
We have a pretty big presence in Jabouti Africa fighting the terrorist there and in Yemen. We are deploying a lot more people there than to Afghanistan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2016 02:39 PM (K63aO)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2016 02:40 PM (KUaJL)
I recall all of the liberal women fantasizing about him every night. Sorry ladies, he's just not into you.
Eeew again.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 12, 2016 02:40 PM (L2UGl)
Djibouti. But it's an understandable error for a toponym just begging to be joked on...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 12, 2016 02:40 PM (9krrF)
I have caught myself glancing at a guy's "down there" when they're in tight jeans that accentuate it. Then there are Speedos--my classmate took me to a swim meet her boyfriend was in and I didn't know where to look while talking to him.
I don't go to many ballets, but those leotards offer men zero privacy.
Usually though I'm checking out shoulders, arms and butts, if anything.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 02:41 PM (ozZau)
@WashTimes 25m
FBI heads to Hartford plane crash; survivor says Jordanian intentionally downed aircraft
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2016 02:34 PM (V3IFq)
yeah, they say near a high value target (where they make military parts, and whatnot)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 12, 2016 02:41 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2016 02:35 PM (KUaJL)
High school? We had field grade officers playing it in Afghanistan five years ago.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2016 02:41 PM (AfVit)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:41 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (6IPEM)
If there is one thing I don't want to see....
But I'm sure it made President Mom Jeans/throws a baseball like a girl/lifts 5 lb. barbells feel really manly there for a second.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:41 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:41 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at October 12, 2016 02:42 PM (7gPaq)
I can't believe I just looked at Barky's crotch. I shouldn't have done that. That was wrong. I feel bad now.
Posted by: L, Elle
Here, step into this shower and we'll scrub you off.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2016 02:42 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 12, 2016 02:42 PM (MU1a1)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:28 PM (6IPEM)
Alignment is a higher priority. Try walking around with a sausage and marble bag with two steelies shoved in your shorts.
Got told once that the barn door was open. Told them not to worry, one bull does not constitute a stampede.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 12, 2016 02:42 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2016 02:42 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 02:43 PM (ozZau)
The check the shoes thing doesn't work around here. The wealthiest guys I know wear muddy boots and drive trucks.
You would never know they are wealthy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:39 PM (Q5Ymk)
And those of us who wear old, comfortable scuffed shoes, and old, well-worn belts just might have more money to spend on the ladies, because, hey! we haven't been pi$$ing it away on flashy clothes.
Cars, tools, guns, and Valu-Rite, but not clothes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2016 02:43 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2016 02:31 PM
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I think I can safely say that in all of my 29 (*cough*cough*) years, I have never looked at a guys belt. Okay, if he has big decorative buckle on it, maybe I'd notice it, but otherwise? No.
I don't notice shoes as a rule either. In fact, if I notice shoes, it's usually because something's "off" from my perspective. Flashy gym shoes might be a turn-off. Shoes that look TOO expensive or clean likewise. For whatever reason.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2016 02:43 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:41 PM (6IPEM)
Remember, the most asked question in the world is "balls itch?"
Posted by: Sponge at October 12, 2016 02:44 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2016 02:44 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2016 02:45 PM (HgMAr)
________________
Yeah, it didn't look like much, but Barry was twirling and preening and making damn sure everybody got a good look at it.
What a pathetic loser.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 12, 2016 02:45 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 12, 2016 02:41 PM (09Ay7)
Oh God, yes. Campaign stategy: Al is Alpha. Naomi Wolf had him dress in earth tones - cause boy, nothing is more exciting than a guy in brown pants. I can hardly keep my hands off the UPS dude.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:46 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at October 12, 2016 02:42 PM (7gPaq)
That's hot.....
Posted by: Sponge at October 12, 2016 02:46 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: SpecOpr8r at October 12, 2016 02:47 PM (rdNk1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Yes. The LEFT pushed this story as evidence that Obama was sexy and desirable. They pushed it even more than the right did.
The coverage back in 2008 ion the conservative blogs was mocking the left's swooning over Obama. It wasn't outrage that he flashed his junk, but disgust at the left's sexual cravings for him.
And to this day, the left still feels the same way. So promoting this video won't dissuade ANY of them.
It's like the old truism:
If an attractive man makes a sexual remark to a woman, that's flirting. But if an ugly man makes a sexual remark to a woman, that's sexual harassment.
So:
If Obama does something rude towards women, that's sexy and fun. If Trump does it, that's horrifying and rapey.
That's why this story will get no traction in the mins of the average media consumer.
PLUS, it's attacking Obama, not Hillary. It's will not reflect badly on her.
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:48 PM (jBuUi)
* wink *
Posted by: L, Elle at October 12, 2016 02:48 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:36 PM (u0lmX)
A lot of guys wear cups, which after running, etc. occasionally need to be adjusted a bit to avoid crunching ... things you really don't want crunched.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2016 02:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: m at October 12, 2016 02:48 PM (/4GEs)
Clevon Little was sexy in 'Blazing Saddles.' TFG, not so much.
I never understood why those bare-chested beach photos of the O were considered hawt. Chicken-chested.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 12, 2016 02:48 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:48 PM (u0lmX)
So Gaylord is trolling the bad guys who only have to be lucky once.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:30 PM (LjVQ/)
Ponce is a special ship, used as a test bed for lasers and special operations. It is no longer your normal amphib.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Acme Products at the Outrage Outlet! Coyote Tested - Roadrunner Approved! at October 12, 2016 02:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 12, 2016 02:51 PM (LA2U/)
I don't know who are bigger losers: Barry for posing or the Kool-Aid drinking feminists in the press corps.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2016 02:51 PM (4AVeu)
Reporterettes got wet in a jiffy
But it isn't the vag
That raises his flag
As his orientation's quite iffy
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 12, 2016 02:51 PM (0mRoj)
Huma Abedin.
Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at October 12, 2016 02:51 PM (b8MWw)
Personally I prefer suspenders, but you can't wear them with just anything, even if you're Mork. They're part of a more formal outfit unless you're an 1890s store clerk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)
Reporterettes got wet in a jiffy
But it isn't the vag
That raises his flag
As his orientation's quite iffy
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable
Bravo!
Posted by: zombie at October 12, 2016 02:52 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: R. DUKE at October 12, 2016 02:53 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:48 PM (u0lmX)
Huh.
You're the third gal who's said that.
But, like I said, I've heard that from the ladies more than once.
Maybe it's a big city thing? I don't know.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2016 02:53 PM (0cMkb)
I remember the fainting stories. I remember how Obama would call for some water or something to help the person.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:53 PM (Q5Ymk)
One does not need Ponce to keep a SLOC open from brown water pirates.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2016 02:37 PM (LjVQ/)
They're probably there for piracy ops - that's the northern area where there is a lot of that going on. LPD's are good platforms - lots of living space, a decent medical department, and even a brig. Otherwise it's just hanging around the Gulf doing nothing.
They'll detail an LHD/LPD-17 for that when they get one over there.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 12, 2016 02:55 PM (KDyRr)
I'm not saying I disagree with hitting the marxist Dems back with their own b.s., I just can't believe this election is about boners. Win for the patriarchy?
Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at October 12, 2016 02:55 PM (L3vVL)
Plus, you're on the field you can't run off to adjust, you can't avoid someone seeing you, because you're in the middle of a field in front of cameras and fans by the thousand. So get it over with as if its no big deal.
I don't mind men adjusting. It's the scratching. That's gross. It makes me think they have a rash.
Here's a secret: jocks are itchy. Like a fist full of itching powder. All of them itch. Its like women pulling at their underwear when they think nobody is looking. We get uncomfortable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2016 01:59 PM (dciA+)
I think some women have high beams more often than not. Nothing to do arousal, often nothing to do with temperature. Yes, it's embarrassing, and yes, I'm one of them. Thanking God for padded bras.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 12, 2016 02:55 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2016 02:53 PM (0cMkb)
Maybe different women notice different things?
Just a guess
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:55 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 12, 2016 02:55 PM (L2UGl)
Why tits are the BEST. THINGS. EVER.
Posted by: Sponge at October 12, 2016 02:57 PM (xttKs)
I just had a laugh thinking of someone saying in a sultry voice, "Great wingtips you have there, guy."
I did tell a colleague I was with yesterday that he had what looked like a nice warm shirt. I hope he didn't consider this a come on. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 02:57 PM (EnGQE)
Because otherwise people might not have noticed the stunt fainter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2016 02:57 PM (39g3+)
Maybe different women notice different things?
Just a guess
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 02:55 PM (u0lmX)
Whaaaaaat?!?!
You're not all built to the exact same standard?
You mean you're all individuals?
Bring me my fainting couch, stat!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2016 02:57 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 12, 2016 02:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 12, 2016 02:59 PM (RKJF2)
http://www.mrctv.org/blog/covergirl-announces-first-male-covergirl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2016 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2016 02:53 PM (Q5Ymk)
__________________
And did you notice how women stopped fainting at Obama appearances after he won the election?
Curious, that. Almost as if it were all just a stage-managed (or campaign-managed) show for the gullible rubes . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 12, 2016 03:01 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: Sponge at October 12, 2016 02:57 PM (xttKs)
I'm glad you approve, but I've always thought big boobehs are like carrying around toys for someone else to play with. When you have other things to do.If only they could be deflated when not in use.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 12, 2016 03:04 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 12, 2016 02:48 PM (L2UGl)
For the same reason Manly Michele was touted as being an incredible beauty with Jackie O's sense of style. (While Nancy Reagan, who really did have style, was criticized for being extravagant.)
After Melania made that speech at the RNC, she was immediately attacked for "plagiarizing" because the media didn't want to dwell on the fact that she's 1000X hotter than Michele.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 03:04 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 12, 2016 03:05 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2016 03:05 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 12, 2016 03:04 PM (L2UGl)
Yeah, boobs are a pain when you're the person they're attached to. They get in the way.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 03:06 PM (u0lmX)
But, like I said, I've heard that from the ladies more than once.
Maybe it's a big city thing? I don't know.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2016 02:53 PM (0cMkb)
It's probably a very smart thing to do, but I don't notice either, except that cowboy boots, whether for dress or for work, get my approval.
I just don't know much about male fashion, like what's expensive and what's not. I remember watching one of those attorney dramas set in Manhattan, and the female office workers were alway grading the males on the makes of their suits and shoes; I wouldn't have any idea.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 03:07 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 12, 2016 03:07 PM (YhRnJ)
Not exactly my goal...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 12, 2016 03:05 PM (2z74n)
You were hoping Anderson Cooper was there, amirite?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 03:07 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 12, 2016 03:08 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Robert Crawford at October 12, 2016 03:10 PM (r66jf)
Posted by: Fritz at October 12, 2016 02:10 PM (2Mnv1)
It's a penis, baby!
Posted by: Austin Powers at October 12, 2016 03:11 PM (L2UGl)
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That's useful to know, truly. I never thought about the difficulties involved.
LeBron showed the whole world the full monty a couple of years ago, but it wasn't his fault--he was adjusting his shirttail and the tv camera was aimed down his pants.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at October 12, 2016 03:14 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Robert Crawford at October 12, 2016 03:17 PM (r66jf)
I don't remember a thing about it, but I'll bet $1000 it was a featured story (with pic) on the HuffPo.
Posted by: West at October 12, 2016 03:22 PM (1Rgee)
Plebe manspreads on subway to be comfortable:
BAD OPPRESSION MICROAGGRESSION
Patrician manspreads erection on plane in front of female journalists:
GOOD HISTORIC DIVERSE FIRST FOR AMERICA
This lesson in journalistic objectivism is now complete.
Posted by: Not Gloria Steinem at October 12, 2016 03:23 PM (Ejtnt)
But at the very least it is against that mans'plaining or mansplan'ing or whatever that stupid leftist fake law is against men sitting with their legs spread apart as opposed to being demurely crossed at the ankles.
Posted by: gracepc at October 12, 2016 03:24 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 12, 2016 03:04 PM (u0lmX)
I always thought it was a "world peace" joke.
Posted by: Not William Kristol at October 12, 2016 03:26 PM (Ejtnt)
But at the very least it is against that mans'plaining or mansplan'ing or whatever that stupid leftist fake law is against men sitting with their legs spread apart as opposed to being demurely crossed at the ankles."
"It's ManSpreading", he ManSplained.
Posted by: West at October 12, 2016 03:28 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at October 12, 2016 03:35 PM (XRxxn)
Posted by: West at October 12, 2016 03:28 PM (1Rgee)
Duh. Thanks for the ManSplaination. Sooooo stupid.
Posted by: gracepc at October 12, 2016 03:53 PM (OU4q6)
Is there such thing as a reverse Mandela effect? something so ugghhhhhhh that everybody involuntarily wipes it from long term memory?
Posted by: Bob in Houston-TEXIT! at October 12, 2016 04:01 PM (XRxxn)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 12, 2016 04:19 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: 1curiousmind at October 12, 2016 04:30 PM (XxCCS)
Posted by: Markon at October 12, 2016 05:31 PM (f6QM0)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at October 12, 2016 06:45 PM (5SpNa)
Posted by: David Ferguson at October 12, 2016 06:52 PM (nT9xo)
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
Posted by: modustollens at October 12, 2016 08:57 PM (QhfzF)
Posted by: Susanamantha at October 12, 2016 10:30 PM (uf79c)
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Posted by: Rbastid at October 12, 2016 11:59 PM (7+Ovs)
Posted by: Bobby Ahr at October 13, 2016 02:18 AM (zmZ2x)
Not a single one of them reported on it.
For EIGHT years.
Posted by: Aarradin at October 13, 2016 04:13 AM (+7Wfv)
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