How the GOP Liberals "Evolved" To Become Full-On SJW Feminists

Last night I wrote:

The establishment right, sharing zip codes, baristas, and beds with the left, are past-masters at confirming and enforcing New Thought Control Rules the left just initiated five minutes ago.
What to know what massive changes the left imposed on society ten years ago? Just look at the things the right is currently enforcing the rules on -- and that tells you what victories the left won a decade past.
Basically, the right has a fetish about enforcing rules, even rules they violently disagreed with ten years ago. But as soon as the left makes it a rule that has a bare plurality of the country's support, the right is Ready to Die for That Hill.
The hills the right is ready to die for seem to be only the hills that the left itself has built and fortified.

I first noticed the creeping Social Justice Warriorism in the case of Sarah Palin.

There were various claims made that the left was attacking her because she was a woman. To some extent, that was true; as a woman with a magnetic charisma, she posed a threat to the left's coalition-wrangling efforts. Therefore it was especially urgent that she be destroyed.

However, the attacks against her were usually not "genderized," as the Social Justice Warriors would say. The attacks were animated by her gender -- or, more accurately, the threat Sarah Palin posed to their political lock on women -- but they usually did not mention gender.

Yet some on the right -- encouraged by Sarah Palin -- began claiming they did.

It began with some remark Obama made about Sarah Palin trying to refashion herself as a moderate or something, where he said "you can't put lipstick on a pig" or something like that.

There was suddenly a hue and cry -- they're saying she's a pig! Because she's a woman!

Was he really saying this?

Note in this situation, there are two ways to make an issue of someone's words.

The first is "What if a Republican said it?" Here you'd argue that if a Republican said this, the left would claim, disingenuously, that the statement was for some reason Forbidden Words, a Speechcrime. And then one can argue the left should suffer the penalty it would itself impose on others.

Note, however, that this argument does not actually buy into the claim being made by the left. It is saying that, since this is the left's rule, pushed by the left, used to hunt scalps for the left, the left should be the first to observe it. The left made this Procrustian bed; they should be the ones most willing to lie down in it, to check it for comfort and fit.

Actually, this argument is, implicitly, an argument against the Left's claim here, because the argument being made, though usually not stated, runs like this: Since the people pushing this bullshit rule are unwilling to abide by it themselves, it's not really any sort of ethically-sound "rule" at all; it is simply a partisan attack selectively applied to political enemies to disadvantage them. As it's no "rule" at all, the "rule," and the left pushing for this bullshit, should be disregarded and indeed derided as dishonest and special-pleading.

The other argument that could be made -- and in fact frequently was made by the right -- was that this really is an "attack on women," and women really do deserve to be "protected" against such affronts to their feminine dignity like saying "you can't put lipstick on a pig," and, generally, that women are owed a Special Level of Protection just like any other "minority." (And note: Women are the majority.)

Claiming that it really is an egregious Speechcrime to say of a woman's political claims that you "can't put lipstick on a pig" is exactly like saying of a political plan put forth by an Asian, "the chink in the armor is the problem of who pays for all this."

Or of saying of a budget put forward by a black politician, "the budget is too niggardly as regards defense spending."

Yes, you certainly could jump up and down like a retard screaming that "chink in the armor" is a dog whistle intended to disparage the Asian politician (even if he is of Japanese descent, and thus is not even covered by the "chink" slur), and yes, you could choose to show off your illiteracy and claim "niggardly" is derived from the slur for blacks, but you'd be an idiot and a special-pleading, identity-politics liberal Cultural Marxist for doing so.

And the right used to say just that.

Until Sarah Palin began encouraging her supporters to brand every attack on her as an attack on girls, and began pitching her political appeal, and directing her political endorsements, to women above all others.

I first noticed this going on at Twitchy, I'm sad to say, because I used to like that site. Some of the writers there would take a leftist's insult or words which could be construed as having a double-meaning and use the first sort of argument -- What if a Republican had said this?

Fine. That is perfectly fair to do. Certainly the left would club you over the head with such an attack. It's completely reasonable to ask why the left does not abide by the rules they impose on others.

But a lot of writers there began crossing the line to explicitly endorsing the left's "rule," not just asking "What if a Republican had said this?," but arguing (implicitly) that the Marcottes and Valentis of the world were actually right all along, and women are in fact owed special protections not extended to men, and damnit, they wanted those protections themselves.

This spread further than Republican (or "conservative") women, of course. The left tried to trigger men's protective instincts about women for years, asking "What if this was your daughter?" and so on. Trying to cast Feminism's goal of casting men as infected by "Toxic Masculinity" as some kind of "family-friendly, pro-Christian-morality" measure.

Note that half of Republican policy consists of endorsing and enacting the policy goals of the left, simply by recasting them with a (slight) pretense of a conservative basis -- oh we can have universal health-care, as long as they're based on "market-based" solutions, and oh, we can a bit of industrial-policy protectionism in the inner cities, by just calling them "Enterprise Zones" and pretending this is a "free market solution."

The right is forever making up "conservative" reasons why it must now pursue the left's agenda as its own.

Little by little, "conservative" men began buying into this. Slowly they began embracing the idea that, because they'd sired a daughter themselves, suddenly any man expressing a sexual interest in a completely unrelated and random woman was, kinda-sorta, by some alchemy not precisely explained, insulting the dignity of his daughter.

The left succeeded in convincing many men of the right that their machismo and natural instincts to protect those close to them meant that they must, in order to be a man, shriek over the idea of a dude having sexual thoughts about any woman.

And thus, the birth of the Dad Avenger, an otherwise conservative-leaning dad who'd been seduced into endorsing, in major part, the feminist agenda of speech and thought patrolling.

I sort of understand how one's natural protective instincts for one's actual flesh and blood could be leveraged this way, but I do have to note this -- it's become a meme on the right to mock the left for "not knowing where babies come from."

When the left claims that "transwomen" (read: men) should be included in any law about pregnancy or abortion, the right gleefully mocks, "I guess the people who Love Science don't understand that you need a womb and eggs to become pregnant."

I have to ask these same people: Where do you think babies come from?

Because, prior to the physical action of sex -- assuming this is a consensual situation, which is usually is -- there is a physical attraction, that is, a sexual attraction, on the part of one or both of the parties who will ultimately consummate their sexual desires.

Where do you think babies are going to come from if this sexual desire (which, get this, sometimes also affects women as well as men) is effectively outlawed as anti-social affrontery to the dignity of women?

And, as to the Dad Avengers, the well-meaning conservative men who have been convinced by the left that simply because they themselves had a daughter, they must now shriek and glower over any other man expressing any interest in any other woman:

Do you denounce yourselves as well? You know, your wife was also "someone's daughter," and yet I imagine -- ideally -- you had sexual urges pointed in her direction. I assume -- if this a more ideal situation -- your sexual interest in your wife is not wholly directed towards childbirth and other such enduring, life-affirming goals; I assume that there might be a little somethn'-somethin' of sexual gratification on your own end too.

And if you say, "Yes, but I married her and treat her with respect" and et cetera, um, yes, but was she the first woman you ever slept with?

I imagine most of the Dad Avengers have slept with other women before their wives. Did they always have childbirth and marriage on their minds when doing so?

Do they curse themselves for having sullied Someone's Daughters in pursuing their own selfish desire for sexual gratification?

When they watch porn -- or ogle a cheerleader -- or have an unchaste memory of a previous girlfriend -- do they curse themselves for thinking impure thoughts about Someone's Daughter?

I don't think they do. I think this is all bullshit. I think people are really, really good -- amazing, actually -- at finding reasons to judge and criticize others, thus reducing the target's status and implicitly rasing the status of the person doing the judging, and yet somehow managing to completely forget that he himself is guilty of the same sins. Either he conveniently forgets this, or he invents a quickie explanation as to how it was "different" or that there were extenuating circumstances.

A lot of people love living in a place called Pretendistan. Pretendistan is a place where we can pretend that No Honorable Man ever has any sexual thoughts about a woman, but whose sexual drive is employed for one reason only: to obey the command of God Himself to be fruitful and multiply.

And if he finds himself up at three a.m. one night masturbating furiously to an xhamster video about lesbian cheerleaders: Well, he'll excuse that away as "just practicing," so to speak, for actual procreative sex. Just keeping his hand in, I suppose.

And definitely no worries that those two women going down on each other like sharks with big tits who haven't eaten in a month are Somebody's Daughter.

And meanwhile "conservative" women who've bought into the idea of Pretendistan want no man ever to have sexual thoughts about other women -- you know, their sexual competitors, the ones they're in direct competition with for status and mating opportunities -- and do not want any man to ever have sexual thoughts about themselves.

Except, of course, The Cute Boys.

The Cute Boys, the ones they actually have sexual thoughts about themselves, are not only invited to have sexual thoughts about them, but, coming soon, I'm sure we'll be hearing they're morally required to have such thoughts.

Anything Princess wants, Princess gets.

Are you allowed to have sexual thoughts about a woman? Well, if you're Not Cute, the answer is no. If you are Cute, the answer is you cannot have sexual thoughts about anyone except Princess.

If you have sexual thoughts about a woman who doesn't look like Princess, then that is, implicitly, saying Princess doesn't cut it in your own private mental sexual marketplace, and that makes Princess feel bad, and that insults her dignity as a woman.

I don't live in Pretendistan. I live in America, or whatever the fuck is left of its ruins.

I do not pretend that men do not have sexual thoughts about women, or, let's be real here ladies, that women do not have sexual thoughts about men.

Often without their consent!, if you can believe such an outrage.

Now I'm usually not one of those men women have sexual thoughts about, so I guess I could and should shriek "I'm offended!" and scream that women must have no sexual thoughts about any other man (so that I am myself not disadvantaged in the mating race), but again, I choose to live in the real world, where people might be attracted to people more attractive than me, and where sometimes people I'm not attracted to are attracted to me, and I don't feel the need or the right to shriek about this State of Unfair Affairs because I believe in freedom of thought and speech, and I ergo do not patrol the minds of others for Forbidden Thoughts, nor silence the mouths of others from speaking Forbidden Words.

And most of the right used to believe this too.

Until they became Social Justice Warriors, and decided that they mostly agreed with the elite, taste-making class of the urban educated (white) left (and go figure on that one, huh?!), and really just had a couple of tweaks here and there to the List of Officially Outlawed Thoughts and Words.

I've got two words for the Social Justice Warriors of the Right, and those words aren't "Girls Rule."

Posted by: Ace at 04:36 PM

Comments

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1 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 04:37 PM (iFgwk)

2 Yeah, but did you read the post?

Posted by: johnd01 at October 11, 2016 04:39 PM (ukNFU)

3 You forgot sandwich instructions, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bjBFg6KZxr8

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2016 04:39 PM (ngn8T)

4 BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!

Hope everyone likes the nice fire.

Posted by: A.S. at October 11, 2016 04:40 PM (0tbQ4)

5 Drunker than drunk! Trump is my punk!

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at October 11, 2016 04:41 PM (FXW24)

6 >>> where he said "you can't put lipstick on a pig" or something like that.

That goes double for marxism and wookies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 04:41 PM (iFgwk)

7 Long day so couldn't read the post but I probably agree anyway.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 04:42 PM (sWbjH)

8 >> I'm usually not one of those men women have sexual thoughts about

Don't sell yourself short, Ace.

There are women into all sorts of twisted and sick shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 04:42 PM (J82wy)

9 I probably need to reread this.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 04:42 PM (gmeXX)

10 Is trying to make them live by their own rules (a la Alinsky) really SJWing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 04:43 PM (Pby3z)

11 "(even if he is of Japanese descent, and thus is not even covered by the "chink" slur)."

"...nipping at the heels of fiscal ruin."

Posted by: I Tought I Taw a Putty Gwabbed at October 11, 2016 04:43 PM (zke7T)

12 hmm

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

13 >And if he finds himself up at three a.m. one night masturbating furiously to an xhamster video about lesbian cheerleaders: Well, he'll excuse that away as "just practicing," so to speak, for actual procreative sex. Just keeping his hand in, I suppose.

So.... Ace.... when I have your site in the background, you can't see through my computer's camera or anything, right? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 11, 2016 04:44 PM (t06LC)

14 I blame Disney, all little girls want to be Princesses

Posted by: Dumb and Dimmer at October 11, 2016 04:44 PM (12URp)

15 8 >> I'm usually not one of those men women have sexual thoughts about

Don't sell yourself short, Ace.

There are women into all sorts of twisted and sick shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 04:42 PM (J82wy)

Furries?

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 11, 2016 04:44 PM (t06LC)

16 Even women have lists they want to check off.

Ewok might be on some of those women's lists.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 11, 2016 04:45 PM (etGXU)

17 Amen brother!

Man the hatch!

Posted by: Hillary at October 11, 2016 04:45 PM (fi5nC)

18 so
much
content!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 04:45 PM (f7T7k)

19 Slowly they began embracing the idea that, because they'd sired a daughter themselves, suddenly any man expressing a sexual interest in a completely unrelated and random woman was, kinda-sorta, by means not precisely explained, insulting the dignity of his daughter.

------------

I've noticed this with people who have a special needs child when they now here the word "retard."

To the extent that your situation causes you to think about the words used - words you yourself may have once used - and to stop using them and maybe even point out to others that you don't like the usage, that is good. We all grow up from some juvenile sayings based on our own unique stations in life.

But it is wrong to think that people who do use such words are inherently evil or even misguided. In fact, I would suspect that many are extremely compassionate in real life with such children.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 04:46 PM (gmeXX)

20 All these words just to observe that the operative rule of politics is "any stick to beat a dog". Always has been, always will be.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 04:46 PM (QQ+il)

21 >>>Don't sell yourself short, Ace.

There are women into all sorts of twisted and sick shit.

...

i can only hope

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 04:46 PM (dciA+)

22 So..., they don't grab pussy?

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2016 04:46 PM (HgMAr)

23 I'm sick of the "rules of decorum" being selectively applied to the "pigs who are more important than others."

There are only two parties in this country: the establishment and everyone else. Republicans and Democrats are two sides of the same dirty penny: the establishment.

Posted by: not the mama at October 11, 2016 04:46 PM (K1CUM)

24 Eh. You were doing this same song and dance, sir. If you've had a change of heart, then disavow.

But lately it seems like you're trying to be the guy on the Trump Train fighting PC and SJWs, after having been the NeverTrumper or NeverTrumper-lite, insisting that we all cool down and just bow our heads and be quiet when the favored SJW groups are angry at us, because their emotions are running high and we shouldn't make waves.

Posted by: DDT at October 11, 2016 04:46 PM (DUynq)

25

Damn, Teh Ewok hated this movie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2016 04:47 PM (LuZz8)

26 You've gotta fight--for your right-to Par--TAY!!!

Posted by: Hillary at October 11, 2016 04:47 PM (fi5nC)

27 I don't live in Pretendistan. I live in America, or whatever the fuck is left of its ruins...
I've got two words for the Social Justice Warriors of the Right, and those words aren't "Girls Rule."
Posted by: Ace at 04:36 PM

Ace first grabbed my brain's pussy years ago and I've never missed a day since.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at October 11, 2016 04:47 PM (V4XjU)

28 >>>20 All these words just to observe that the operative rule of politics is "any stick to beat a dog". Always has been, always will be.

yeahhhp

but not completely. People are immensely good at justifying their incosnsitencies and hypocrisies. I think, at this moment, they really do believe this shit, because it's helpful to their immediate political goals.

Will they believe it a year from now? I think they will. Once you get pregnant with a lie, you cannot become pregnant with the truth.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 04:47 PM (dciA+)

29 8 There are women into all sorts of twisted and sick shit.

phone numbers pls?
for research

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 04:47 PM (f7T7k)

30 And if you say, "Yes, but I married her and treat her with respect" and
et cetera, um, yes, but was she the first woman you ever slept with?

No, but it was the 70's. We were expected to be mish hounds

Posted by: Bruce at October 11, 2016 04:48 PM (8ikIW)

31 And definitely no worries that those two women going down on each other like sharks with big tits who haven't eaten in a month

Of all the times to not accidentally link something. . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 11, 2016 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

32 10,
Exactly so. I suspect there's a bit more of making them play by their own rules (a strategery I use often and whole heartedly endorse) than just sjw'ing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 04:48 PM (C9pBZ)

33 I am exactly what girls dream about....well I do take out the garbage?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2016 04:48 PM (K63aO)

34 Tax 's are too damn high.

The rent is too damn high.

This post is too damn long.

I'm going to read it anyway.

Posted by: WisRich at October 11, 2016 04:48 PM (hdpay)

35 The Stupid party is lagging behind, and trying to keep up appearances. With a group that doesn't give a shit about what it preaches, be it taxes, global climate crisis du jour, or the voice of the people.

it's a game that they will never win, with people who laud mass murderers (Castro) or death cults (mohammadism).

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 11, 2016 04:48 PM (326rv)

36 "I've noticed this with people who have a special needs child when they now here the word "retard."

Your post is retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jenteel at October 11, 2016 04:48 PM (OD2ni)

37 Posted by: DDT at October 11, 2016 04:46 PM (DUynq)

WTF is with you, a-hole? Did Ace fuck your dog or something? All the following from thread to thread jerking your little monkey dick under all the different nics?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 04:48 PM (Pby3z)

38 28 Once you get pregnant with a lie, you cannot become pregnant with the truth.

oooohhhh
consider this line stolen

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 04:49 PM (f7T7k)

39
Do I read a little 'nerd rejected by the hot girls in high school' anger in this post?

Posted by: Sphynx at October 11, 2016 04:49 PM (OZmbA)

40 I think he's saying all these SJW have thought, or done much worse but don't want to admit it.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 04:49 PM (sWbjH)

41 No, but it was the 70's. We were expected to be mish hounds

*fistbump*

The marvelous time between The Pill and AIDS.

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very heaven!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (QQ+il)

42 Damn this is a great post.

Posted by: Draki at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (v5KhB)

43 I played football in High School and not so sure it got me chicks or pussy...but I sure did get the shit beat our of me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (K63aO)

44 Is trying to make them live by their own rules (a la Alinsky) really SJWing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 04:43 PM (Pby3z)

Yes, because it's just a race to the bottom. You lend credibility to their "rules" by trying to enforce them on anyone - them included. And all that leads to is a race to the bottom, which is exactly where the left intended to take us all, to begin with.

The Left's "rules" are insane and stupid. It is wrong to ever treat them as if they were worthy of consideration. You go after the left for being scumbag America-haters (haters of humanity, in general, really). You don't try and give their whack-job world view any credence. You generally just ignore or mock it. Nothing else.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (zc3Db)

45 Eh. Maybe you're on to something, Ace, but I don't recognize these "Dad Avenger" people. I've never seen one. I've seen men make the standard gun-cleaning jokes about dating *their* daughters *forever*, but I haven't seen conservative fathers going full SJW to defend the honor of some conservative broad.

But maybe I need to watch more Hannity.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (xN1DB)

46 Well said Ace, as usual. Truly, we live in the stupid ages. Each day it's a little harder to avoid indulging in publicly lashing out at these sanctimonious turds who presume to tell me what I must think, must be offended by, etc.

Ah well. Screw em if they can't take a joke. Emmigration day can't come soon enough. In the impoverished back country of the Dominican Republic SJWs are few and far between. At least, for now.

Posted by: Reactionary at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (gHxuH)

47 Don't worry ace --I won't take your new gym guns from weight lifting.

Posted by: Hillary at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (fi5nC)

48 45 I've seen men make the standard gun-cleaning jokes about dating *their* daughters *forever*,

NOT A JOKE!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 04:51 PM (f7T7k)

49 The game is still a game though, which is to say, the "lipstick on a pig" comment would not have been used if they were talking about a male (or unattractive female), just like people who think they're being clever using the word "niggardly" when there is a racial element the discussion.

Feigning ignorance as to why the outrage police are out in force is still part of the silly game. You knew why you said it, you were trying to be clever, and they reacted as they do. So don't act like you're above the game.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 04:52 PM (TOk1P)

50 Cool a Sarah Palin movie review!

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at October 11, 2016 04:52 PM (zXzr3)

51 The movie ace is reviewing here is called:

"Sarah Palin: MILF-in-Chief"

Posted by: Sharkman at October 11, 2016 04:52 PM (CS7jF)

52 I've seen men make the standard gun-cleaning jokes about dating *their* daughters *forever*

I just pointed out that I had a shovel.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 04:52 PM (QQ+il)

53 There's already a good term for when male conservatives (or "conservatives") adopt SJW reasoning. It's called "cucking," but I don't think we're allowed to say that.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 04:52 PM (xN1DB)

54 Pedestalization and white knighting have long been present among conservatives, especially religious ones. This kind of thing gets taught in church for crying out loud.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 11, 2016 04:53 PM (0mRoj)

55 And this is why Feminism is more of a threat to Western Civilization than Islam. It is a suicidal cult like Jim Jones where the women would rather be raped by Muslims than offend them by keeping them out.

The sisterhood protects their own first and rely on white knights and beta males for power.

Feminism is the political party we are at war with. If Hillary is elected it will be the rise of the Fourth Reich.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 04:53 PM (B9Zoe)

56 >>> Maybe you're on to something, Ace, but I don't recognize these "Dad Avenger" people. I've never seen one. I've seen men make the standard gun-cleaning jokes about dating *their* daughters *forever*, but I haven't seen conservative fathers going full SJW to defend the honor of some conservative broad.

oh I totally get the shotgun and a shovel machismo with respect to one's own daughter -- i wouldn't respect a man who didn't have this kind of thought.

But it has in fact now extended to ANY woman, at least, if it's necessary to make an argument servicing the Dad Avenger's political goals at this moment.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 04:53 PM (dciA+)

57 Don't disagree, but as I recall, Obama's "lipstick on a pig" comment (and the knowing grin after he said it) also had impact because Palin was known to make a joke about the difference between a hockey mom and a wolf (? or some other predator): "lipstick." So Palin and lipstick was an image that was out there, which Obama then leveraged to give his comment some oomph.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 04:53 PM (NOIQH)

58 Yet some on the right -- encouraged by Sarah Palin -- began claiming they did.

I do seem to recall a bunch of self-avowed and self-identified feminists (of both genders, and yes, when I say "both genders," I'm affirming that there are only two) wearing t-shirts that said SARAH PALIN IS A CUNT.

So yeah, there were attacks on her that were plenty genderized.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 11, 2016 04:53 PM (iIzG7)

59 44,
Can't speak for the other poster, but I do it with much mockery. Having as much fun as possible, and allowing the "better than" crowd to see my joy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 04:54 PM (C9pBZ)

60 Wow I never would have thought that Palin was the source of the Great Division.

But Palin is certainly a landmark on the Great Divide though I suspect more people are supporters of Trump and Palin ticket splitters.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 04:54 PM (0+824)

61 Ace - how far should we take a reaction on this? I don't gather from your post that we should condone 55 year olds talking like this. Though I could be wrong. But also that this shouldn't receive the death penalty.

A little societal shaming is good. The problem with the internet and cell phones and open mics is it takes it to the extreme. We can now societal shame for conversations that took place 10 years ago and which we thought were private. That's not good.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 04:54 PM (gmeXX)

62 I think the hand-wringing over Trump's comments has nothing to do with proper or improper thoughts about women.

I think it's an excuse, and the people who's funding is threatened by Trump took that excuse as soon as it was floated.

I think it was never about sex or sex-thoughts. It was always about "I don't want Trump."

To that end, we'll get Hillary. And the Bill Krystols of the world will not suffer a jot under Hillary, he'll just keep writing crap that says "I need your help to stop Hillary's agenda. Please indicate amount in the space below."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2016 04:54 PM (AroJD)

63 Why is it we have to boycott football and movies but online porn which is not known for its devout conservatism is to be applauded? Which is the real time waster that keeps you from engaging in life?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 04:54 PM (x5ZBk)

64 Than ticket splitters.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 04:54 PM (0+824)

65 52 I've seen men make the standard gun-cleaning jokes about dating *their* daughters *forever*

I just pointed out that I had a shovel.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 04:52 PM (QQ+il)

And I have no problem going back to jail if caught

Posted by: Dumb and Dimmer at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (12URp)

66 This movie review confused me.

So, are The Cute Boys new X-Men or something?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (0cMkb)

67 Oh, a long one! Cool, but I'll have to wait and read this at home- the workday's done!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (jjaLl)

68 There is another pathology in play here as well though...

The Weak now use the fact they ARE weak, to bully the strong.

Minorities use their minority status, or weakness, to somehow get advantage...

Women, bully Men constantly.... and yet if a Man even really YELLS at her.. he becomes an UnPerson and will end up in Court really quickly...

I once had the Sister of a Girlfriend swing at me... but.... Fencer... her hand got blocked... (basic 4 parry... ).. yet I was suddenly the bad guy because she hurt her hand trying to hit me...

The rules have become absurd... If Men were actually guilty of all the things we are accused of, we'd be a whole lot better off...

Posted by: Darth Deplorable at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (qf6WZ)

69 I just pointed out that I had a shovel.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 04:52 PM (QQ+il)

One of the best lines in Clueless is when the dad barely even looks up and says "I have a 45 and a shovel. No one will miss you."

Random Clueless note. Clueless has the best representation of what being a litigator truly entails.

Sitting at a table reading through pages and pages and pages of stuff, looking for certain information and highlighting it. For hours. And hours. And hours. And hours. And then some more.

Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (mf5HN)

70 It's telling that you never see this sort of friendly fire from the regressive left. They know what the goal is: to win. Shooting at your own side is not winning, it is loosing.
All the #nevertrump hysterics are exactly that, loosing. #Nevertrumpers are shooting at their own side, and not the side that matters.
I wish I could say I was surprised, but I am not. The Conservative Establishment has been reading people out of conservatism since the 1950s, and now we have the same thing happening. The politically connected losers from the Conservative Intelligentsia are clutching their pearls and fainting away on their couches at one outsider who is willing to actually fight back when insulted by the left
The whole thing is just disgusting. See if I ever vote Republican after this election. I've been voting R since 1992, and I never will again. I'll vote Democrat before I vote R again, at least I know they act on what they say, and voting for them brings the inevitable crash on sooner, rather than later.

Posted by: Mak Dietzler at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (RG7ZU)

71 Yeah, I don't know -- I didn't really like the movie. I mean -- what did you think about the ending? Kind of left a lot on the table.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (cJrMO)

72 Defending Trump by comparison is correct but defending what he did in and by itself is unseemly. I'm more in favor of pointing out that what the other side has done is far more peverted and abusive to women than anything Trump has done.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (LgxQn)

73 I'm a Dad Avenger because I scare the everloving shit out of my daughter's boyfriend.

Which is a good thing..

Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (n7CVK)

74 51 "Sarah Palin: MILF-in-Chief"

that's the one with Lisa Ann?

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (f7T7k)

75 I think it was never about sex or sex-thoughts. It was always about "I don't want Trump."

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I agree. This provides a convenient excuse for people who were already inclined to not support him anyway.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (gmeXX)

76 MOTHER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI

Posted by: DANZIG at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (J82wy)

77 Nothing on Glenn Beck missing his meds and endorsing of Hillary today, or was that yesterday and I just heard it today?

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (sWbjH)

78 I'm sure we'll be hearing they're morally required to have such thoughts.

Well, YES! At least for my fat ass.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (NbJXF)

79 wouldn't a chess or gardening thread fit in nicely here?

Posted by: ed gibbon at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (QfJJp)

80 >>So yeah, there were attacks on her that were plenty genderized.

Yeah, the whole line of attack that demanded access to her OB-GYN records because their insistence that Trig was not hers. That was disgusting.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 04:57 PM (NOIQH)

81 I think it's simpler than that. Some people just want to be sure other people to know that they aren't 'those' people. The great unwashed, the rubes, the uneducated, the phsycially ugly or ungroomed, or those people who wear Walmart clothes because that's all they can afford. So, they grasp at the first exit sign they see because THAT'S WHAT THEY WANTED TO DO ALL ALONG.

Posted by: Carmen at October 11, 2016 04:57 PM (RHjCR)

82 Ace, solid props going all the way back to Sarah Palin, who is guilty as sin for playing the woman card back in 2008.

Again the sisterhood comes first and relied on beta boys and White Knights to provide them cover and protection.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 04:57 PM (B9Zoe)

83 63,
Well, one has lots of noise, sweat, groping, grunts, and participants with about 10 minutes of action.

The other one is p0rn.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 04:57 PM (C9pBZ)

84 I happen to like pussy, not afraid to admit it.

I could explain that statement, for anyone who needs clarification, call 1-800-E2T-S4IT.

Posted by: West at October 11, 2016 04:57 PM (J9p/P)

85 But maybe I need to watch more Hannity.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (xN1DB)

...Said no sane person, evar.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 04:58 PM (TOk1P)

86 Nice take ace. Pretendistan should be come an HQ meme.

As in Hector lives in Pretendistan.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 04:58 PM (NbJXF)

87 oh my. now they're working towards the Anti-Sex League from 1984. How long til the Uniparty just runs Big Brother?

Posted by: azjaeger at October 11, 2016 04:58 PM (BqMXb)

88 The Weak now use the fact they ARE weak, to bully the strong.

Every SJW wants to be a victim.

They jockey to claim the biggest victim status. It's why they concoct their little identities, with all the infinite permutations.

Then, the biggest victim reigns supreme. They get to issue the demands that everyone else has to conform to.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 04:58 PM (Pby3z)

89 The "lipstick on a pig" comment about Palin was just stupid because Palin was hot. I didn't think it was offensive, or should have been viewed as such by any, because it was just retarded.

I really got a kick out of one picture of Palin in a nice, thin shirt that showed that she had an awesome rack and the left started claiming that she had had implants. LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (zc3Db)

90 I remember Cheney yelling "Go fuck yourself" on tape and the GOPe still roundly supported him. As they should have. Now they get the vapors over the word "pussy?" Just. Stop.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (kFnmp)

91 74 51 "Sarah Palin: MILF-in-Chief"

that's the one with Lisa Ann?
Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (f7T7k)

And she is just as intelligent.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (B9Zoe)

92 Ace, solid props going all the way back to Sarah Palin, who is guilty as sin for playing the woman card back in 2008.

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Just to be argumentative. But I have heard a lot of people say we should play like the Dems. Why should we not emulate this strategy then?

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (gmeXX)

93 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy Who Shouts "En Fuego!" at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (BoFYZ)

94 Beck did not explicitly endorse Hillary but said if you did vote for her well at least it was a moral choice.

Beck went full feeb when he started calling Trump Hitler.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (0+824)

95 >>But maybe I need to watch more Hannity.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (xN1DB)

That's what you jerk off to?

I never thought I'd lose respect for a guy named Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (J82wy)

96 The Left's "rules" are insane and stupid. It is wrong to ever treat them as if they were worthy of consideration. You go after the left for being scumbag America-haters (haters of humanity, in general, really). You don't try and give their whack-job world view any credence. You generally just ignore or mock it. Nothing else.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (zc3Db)

The Left's rules are Calvinball.... they are... Fizbin...

Men will never be allowed to win, because they will change the rules every time we start to...

So.... as Joshua so eloquently said... What a strange game. The only way to win, is not to play.

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (qf6WZ)

97 I remember Cheney yelling "Go fuck yourself" on tape and the GOPe still roundly supported him. As they should have. Now they get the vapors over the word "pussy?" Just. Stop.

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Come on, its a little more than that.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (gmeXX)

98 Mak D,
Read up on how we got Truman instead of Dewey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (C9pBZ)

99 I don't let my husband look at other women, and he doesn't let me look at other guys. That's the deal between us, and it doesn't impact others (besides his "I will light you on fire if you touch her" speech to his unit when he deploys).

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (ar2KI)

100
77 Nothing on Glenn Beck missing his meds and endorsing of Hillary today, or was that yesterday and I just heard it today?

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (sWbjH)

That's the second time someone's brought this up about everyone's favorite Mormon (give or take). I thought he endorsed the Constitution Party guy?

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (kZVsz)

101 Pretendistan has always been at war with Perugia.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (V4XjU)

102 "Sarah Palin: MILF-in-Chief"

that's the one with Lisa Ann?

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (f7T7k)

Allegedly

Posted by: Sharkman at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (CS7jF)

103 This is standard fare for many people today. I'm actually stunned they don't really see the hypocrisy or the fact they've adopted liberal tactics, really values. It's truly Pathos inspired nonsense. Republicans used to be more thoughtful then that. They used to pride themselves that was their main difference than liberals. Frankly with what I've seen lately they are more philosophically aligned then they think. They just want some slightly different things for themselves, will of the voters be damned. These people in Washington gave up a long time ago.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (VKHYd)

104 >> Why is it we have to boycott football and movies
>> but online porn which is not known for its devout
>> conservatism is to be applauded? Which is the real
>> time waster that keeps you from engaging in life?

The cynic in me says "take that NFL Season Pass money over to some place like Chaturbate. The girls deserve it more."

Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (TppKb)

105 You are not the first to consider that Feminazi's are ruining the world.

http://tinyurl.com/jvy6o73

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 05:01 PM (NbJXF)

106 God damnit. I saw that typo but couldn't fix it.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at October 11, 2016 05:01 PM (V4XjU)

107 But maybe I need to watch more Hannity.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 04:50 PM (xN1DB)

That's what you jerk off to?

I never thought I'd lose respect for a guy named Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (J82wy)

Hannity's got a purty mouth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:01 PM (Pby3z)

108 >>>Yeah, the whole line of attack that demanded access to her OB-GYN records because their insistence that Trig was not hers. That was disgusting.

well two things:

1, that really wasn't the Official Professional Left. That was Andrew Sullivan and a few dozen maniacs.

2, I don't know, to me, that was a bizarre lunatic conspiracy theory that just happened to involve childbirth. You know, 9/11 Trutherism isn't about the TOWERS per se, as the Towers. It's about the Towers just because Towers fell down. It's really just about generalized paranoia and conspiracism, and would have applied to any building hit by the planes.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:01 PM (dciA+)

109 Come on, its a little more than that.

Granted, but my point is the GOP defended their own for a lot more than this nonsense, but because it's Trump they get squishy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2016 05:02 PM (kFnmp)

110 Random Clueless note. Clueless has the best representation of what being a litigator truly entails.

Sitting at a table reading through pages and pages and pages of stuff, looking for certain information and highlighting it. For hours. And hours. And hours. And hours. And then some more.

Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (mf5HN)

Bad news/good news:

The bad news is my lawyer is dyslexic, reads like a turtle, and blisses by the hour!

Good news is, he thinks he's billing me $250 an hour, and has no idea I moved the decimal point on him.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:02 PM (TOk1P)

111 A lot of people love living in a place called Pretendistan. Pretendistan is a place where we can pretend that No Honorable Man ever has any sexual thoughts about a woman, but whose sexual drive is employed for one reason only: to obey the command of God Himself to be fruitful and multiply.

And if he finds himself up at three a.m. one night masturbating furiously to an xhamster video about lesbian cheerleaders: Well, he'll excuse that away as "just practicing," so to speak, for actual procreative sex. Just keeping his hand in, I suppose.

And definitely no worries that those two women going down on each other like sharks with big tits who haven't eaten in a month are Somebody's Daughter.

By pretending this, they put women into greater danger. If you pretend that boys never have those thoughts and that all men are mind readers who know exactly when a girl is interested in them and when not, etc, then you train women not to be careful. To expect that there are no predators out there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 11, 2016 05:02 PM (FYrz1)

112 Another story, Five ways Feminism has ruined the world, from 2011.

http://tinyurl.com/ndpu4qo

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 05:02 PM (NbJXF)

113 Ace, they say the sign of a bad critic is when his reviews tell you more about the reviewer than the work being reviewed. This has also become a pretty good critique of your recent punditry.

You want us all to see this class of people in the light of a bunch of twitter arguments you've had that we weren't in on, and you come here and give us this ludicrously generalized narrative that tell us nothing. You've butchered the terms "social justice warrior" and "GOPe" beyond any coherent meaning in the process. Please tell me so I can get a better grasp on this mind vomit of yours, would your current definition of these terms with boundaries that would include or exclude the anti-Trump Drew M Tips (the man who certainly seemed to be leading the way ahead of you on this anti-GOPe rhetoric on your podcast)?

Any thoughtful person should be able to see that partisans of all stripes cherry-pick good and bad behaviors to make points. You are freaking out massively about really innocuous instances of such behavior from one particular faction your super pissed with (one that seems to exist now as a nebulous monster you've conjured, of the sort the left created when talking about things like societal racism), while you and your candidate engage in such partisan pettiness so much more egregiously.

Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (jCH/T)

114 And she is just as intelligent.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (B9Zoe)

Please. Palin knew how government is supposed to work. She was a solid conservative and not afraid to say so. She went on, after the election, to continue to speak out and was one of greatest voices attacking Barky and BarkyCare. It was Palin who moved the needle on that a few times - which is more than anyone can say about anyone else in the GOP then.

Palin was extremely effective - even as many in her own party were trying to destroy her. She is a very impressive woman.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (zc3Db)

115
Just to be argumentative. But I have heard a lot of people say we should play like the Dems. Why should we not emulate this strategy then?
Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (gmeXX)

Because its dumb and, more importantly as a strategy, doesn't work with most people.

I know a lot of liberal / feminist types... I'm convinced it's all play acting. The super moral outrage and indignation at everything all the time... and yet thats not how they act in THEIR personal lives.

Like liberals -- a large number of them say things that are really racist (in the true sense of the word) in private. Yet they see "dog whistles" in everything conservatives say and always claim THEY'RE the racists.

For example -- ask a pro-abortion liberal why he's for abortion. Keep pressing. At some point you'll get to the "WHAT? So you're going to raise that unwanted poor black baby that's born to a crackhead in the ghetto? PUH LEEZ, you hypocrite!"

Unwind all the assumptions behind a statement like that, and tell me who the real racists are.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (cJrMO)

116 I think the bottom line with this post and all the issues with this election is this: Does the GOP really stand for anything anymore? Do they really represent your views? For me, the answer to both questions is no.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (kFnmp)

117 Granted, but my point is the GOP defended their own for a lot more than this nonsense, but because it's Trump they get squishy.

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Well no doubt. Its sort of like the star player getting different rules. Yes they do.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (gmeXX)

118 >> Granted, but my point is the GOP defended their
>> own for a lot more than this nonsense, but because
>> it's Trump they get squishy.

I dunno. The GOP doesn't spend a lot of time defending.

The Democrats on the other hand go the full wolverine. There's more than a few (Gerry Studds, anyone?) who should have been servicing behind bars.

Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (TppKb)

119 I heard it around 11am on Philadelphia conservative talk radio that Beck went full Clinton Mafia

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (sWbjH)

120 >>>It's completely reasonable to ask why the left does not abide by the rules they impose on others.

The left's primary characteristic is hypocrisy. Look at the usual list of posts on any average day at the HQ, and at the morning dump. 99% involve leftist hypocrisy in some way. It's why I think that "sociopath" is not an exaggeration when applied to the left.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (iFgwk)

121 "No, but it was the 70's. We were expected to be mish hounds

*fistbump*

The marvelous time between The Pill and AIDS.

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very heaven!"

Great Lakes, Class of 77.

The world was our oyster.

And Liberty was the things which dreams were made of.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:04 PM (J+eG2)

122 Posted by: Mak Dietzler at October 11, 2016 04:55 PM (RG7ZU)

Me too, Mak. If the Republicans are so determined to lose this one, then they can win the next one without me.

Posted by: West at October 11, 2016 05:04 PM (J9p/P)

123 A large portion of the GOP gets behind a nominee who, with the exception of one or two positions, is a leftist.

The portion of the GOP that opposes the leftist candidate adopts the left's arguments and principles.

So... basically no conservatives remain.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 05:04 PM (xN1DB)

124 Cross posting this because this same question keeps coming up:

Do chicks talk dirty about sex like guys do?

My wife says that women talk about sex stuff, in great detail, just not using the gross (her word) terms that guys use. For instance, a guy might say:

"I fucked the shit out of her for over an hour. She must've cum like four times."

A woman would describe the same encounter thusly:

"First of all, he was 10 minutes late in picking me up. But he looked so handsome and has such a sexy smile and I'm so into him I didn't mention it. Plus he took me to a really expensive place for dinner. Lol.

I had the veal, it was a little underdone. Just pink enough to be annoying, you know what I mean? We had a few glasses of this really nice Chardonnay. I need to call the restaurant and get the name of it. I'd love to have some around the house for after a long day at work.

We had some great conversation at dinner and during the drive home. He's ambitious, caring, considerate, but there's a rebellious look in his eyes too that's really sexy. Just the type of guy that could potentially be the One, you know?

When he was walking me to my door, he smelled so great when we leaned in to kiss, and the kiss was so delicious I thought, fuck it. Let's do this thing! I invited him up and there was so much tension in the air before we started that it was driving me crazy!

He's a little too fast, rough, and abbreviated with the foreplay but I can train him out of that I think. Once we were both naked I gave him some quick oral, just to give him a taste of how great I am at it. He's got a nice package and the first 15 or so minutes of the actual nasty were great.

But he just went on and on and on...I faked like four orgasms to try to get him to finish but he just wouldn't take the hint you know? I started planning our next date in my head while he was busy banging away. He finally finished and we got to spoon till morning. Can't wait to see him again!"

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at October 11, 2016 05:04 PM (Rtyzj)

125 Ace, they say the sign of a bad critic is when his reviews tell you more about the reviewer than the work being reviewed. This has also become a pretty good critique of your recent punditry.

Your concern is noted.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2016 05:04 PM (gA69l)

126 Didn't read the entire movie review, but you left out the context of Obama's "lipstick on a pig" remark: it came in the wake of Palin's famous "the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick" joke. He was absolutely calling her a pig, and everyone knew it. And I'm no Palin fan.

Posted by: Theragen Derivative at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (7ajAz)

127 >> Unwind all the assumptions behind a statement like
>> that, and tell me who the real racists are.

Behind every white Black Lives Matter activist is a significant other who's checking real estate listings two states away.

Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (TppKb)

128 I'm no prude but I guess I'm one of the few who don't fantasize about lipstick lesbians getting it on. Does nothing for me. I also am old fashioned enough that I would never knowingly hit on a married woman.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (LgxQn)

129 >>>I do not pretend that men do not have sexual thoughts about women, or, let's be real here ladies, that women do not have sexual thoughts about men.

To be fair, Jim McGreevy probably had no sexual thoughts when conceiving his daughter, and Sally Kohn probably has no sexual thoughts about men.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (iFgwk)

130 Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (jCH/T)

And you come in with a seething rage to condemn Ace for his seething rage.

Why does Ace get all these weird stalker-trolls?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (Pby3z)

131 Good news is, he thinks he's billing me $250 an hour, and has no idea I moved the decimal point on him.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:02 PM (TOk1P)

Eh, cmon now -- that's not a contract. No meeting of the minds if you committed fraud.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (cJrMO)

132 Pretendistan is right next to Peruvia and Peruvians exile those who don't greet each other with rubbing each other's genitalia to its shores.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (1CroS)

133 That's a lotta words since the shit got real with Trump and Hillary running.

What do you believe?

Where do you stand?

Those might be the first question asked in "the review."

It's Scriptural that you can't have it both ways.

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (PHcLa)

134 31 And definitely no worries that those two women going down on each other like sharks with big tits who haven't eaten in a month

Of all the times to not accidentally link something. . . .

Alexthechick that was an epic comment

Posted by: The Captain at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (Nr54G)

135 I'm a loser, baby. Why don't you kill me?

Posted by: Beck at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (IqV8l)

136 Republicans used to be more thoughtful then that. They used to pride themselves that was their main difference than liberals.

Don't confuse Republicans with Conservatives. They certainly won't.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 05:06 PM (QQ+il)

137 Never go full retard! Ace, ya went full retard with this post.

Posted by: Largebill at October 11, 2016 05:06 PM (jbh/J)

138 There would be zero to very little Cultural Marxism if Feminism did not exist in the USA.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:06 PM (B9Zoe)

139 I nailed Beck when we came down here on the border and, literally, started crying.

The social cons have always been easily manipulated, emotional dumb jagoffs.
They love endless social spending.

W didnt veto a single spending bill for years. First bill he finally vetoed was a stem cell bill.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 05:06 PM (n7CVK)

140 Paul Ryan, put that pussy on a pedestal!!!

Posted by: Steff McKee at October 11, 2016 05:06 PM (HFzlp)

141 >>Palin was extremely effective - even as many in her own party were trying to destroy her. She is a very impressive woman.

Yeah. She really made a difference.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:06 PM (J82wy)

142 "The marvelous time between The Pill and AIDS"

And I lived in NYC. Yeah, it was like that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 05:06 PM (C9pBZ)

143 >>>Why should we not emulate this strategy then?

I wouldn't object so bad if the right emulated this strategy disingenously.

But these maniacs seem to have honestly come to believe all the SJW Feminists' fucking nonsense.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:07 PM (dciA+)

144 He was absolutely calling her a pig, and everyone knew it. And I'm no Palin fan.
Posted by: Theragen Derivative at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (7ajAz)

Yes. It was a passive aggressive bitch move that thrilled his base, who knew it for what it was.

You're a cure for the effects of interspace, you know that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:07 PM (Pby3z)

145 Ace, I hate to opine about the matter, but your essay/ article is excellent, and I am going to try.
As a male,, my attitudes and responses are grounded in biology and tens of thousands of years of evolution.
Biology and evolution is my male baseline.
On that foundation cultural and moral responses are built.
I will respond as a man, as I will respond.
No amount of hectoring and attacks changes that, except by controlling my surface behavior. Perhaps.

I Deeply believe that I am hard wired to respond to, act towards women, as I do.
I just wish we taught science and logic, like we did in the old, unenlightened days.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:07 PM (d6TTt)

146 Good news is, he thinks he's billing me $250 an hour, and has no idea I moved the decimal point on him.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:02 PM (TOk1P)

Eh, cmon now -- that's not a contract. No meeting of the minds if you committed fraud.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (cJrMO)

Ruining a good joke. You are violating the social contract, my friend.

Where do I sue??

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:08 PM (TOk1P)

147 I do not pretend that men do not have sexual thoughts about women, or, let's be real here ladies, that women do not have sexual thoughts about men.
**

That reminded me of an old Richard Jeni (RIP) bit where he talked about how women lie on surveys about sex.

"As near I can tell from the results, 6 women in Canada bought all 40 million vibrators sold in the US last year..."

Posted by: Azathoth at October 11, 2016 05:08 PM (oHWN4)

148 75 I think it was never about sex or sex-thoughts. It was always about "I don't want Trump."

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I agree. This provides a convenient excuse for people who were already inclined to not support him anyway.
Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 04:56 PM (gmeXX)

That's entirely true. However, the fact that they can use this moral outrage crap and idiots out there see it as a legitimate excuse to not support Trump is telling.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 05:08 PM (P8951)

149 >>2, I don't know, to me, that was a bizarre lunatic conspiracy theory
that just happened to involve childbirth. You know, 9/11 Trutherism
isn't about the TOWERS per se, as the Towers. It's about the Towers just
because Towers fell down. It's really just about generalized paranoia
and conspiracism, and would have applied to any building hit by the
planes.

I get that, but from my perspective, so much of the hatred of Palin *by women* was rooted in her making a lot of traditional female choices: marrying young, having 5 kids, choosing to have Trig, supporting her knocked up daughter instead of driving her to PP, icky evangelical, etc.

Maybe these attacks weren't specifically gendered so much class/feminism-related. She demonstrated that not following the feminist path can make you happy, and that could not be tolerated.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

150 And I want to thank Al Gore because on the way home on the radio he schooled me on mosquitoes and why they are spreading the Zika virus. Short story version is global warming.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:09 PM (sWbjH)

151 "I do not pretend that men do not have sexual thoughts about women, or, let's be real here ladies, that women do not have sexual thoughts about men."

Here's where Trump's mouth really got him into trouble:

It's not his "grab them by the pussy" comment.

It's his observation that if a man is a popular media star, and better yet, a very rich one, a large number of women will openly allow (and even invite) crass actions like pussy grabbing. Actions which the very same women would make clear to be off limits for a man who was broke and unknown.

This is all true. But it's an _unspeakable_ truth. Never to be voiced in public. Surrounded by concentric defensive walls of taboos and circumlocutions.

The first rule of female hypergamy is that you don't talk about female hypergamy. The second rule of female hypergamy is that you don't talk about female hypergamy.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 11, 2016 05:09 PM (noWW6)

152 There is a difference between those who are playing by the SJW rules and those who were equally disgusted by Bill Clinton's infidelities, Ted Kennedy's awfulness, and by Trump's own cheating and horndoging. When the second group, who has been consistent, register their discontent with Trump, they get pilloried as denying that men ever talk this way. This is absurd. The majority of the elites are being hypocritical. However, social cons who objected to Clinton and were told to MOVE ON are now being told to MOVE ON by Trump supporters. If you aren't a social conservative, that's your business. But it's not SJWing to say a married man bragging about his own sexual exploits to a C-List celebrity (who the fuck is Billy Bush anyway?) is disgusting. Not saying it doesn't happen. It does. And it's a sign of someone who doesn't have self-control.

Posted by: darii at October 11, 2016 05:09 PM (RdrW8)

153 Dear GOPe and Nevertrumpers,

You're mishing the point.

Regards,

Mort

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:10 PM (zu88C)

154 I nailed Beck when we came...
Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 05:06 PM (n7CVK)

TMI

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:10 PM (TOk1P)

155 142 - Me, too, and it was awesome.

Posted by: vivi at October 11, 2016 05:10 PM (11H2y)

156 Im a sex machine!! Ow!!

Not me, I meant Ace of course.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'humanist' at October 11, 2016 05:10 PM (B+MYz)

157 Dodgers and Nats in the Top of the 1st on FS1.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:10 PM (J82wy)

158 "She's someone's daughter." I like to make this more poignant by dating younger women.

Holy crap do the 30-something women around my age hate that.

Anyway, Ace, you nailed it that feminists just hate when icky guys hit on them. "Ew, there ought to be a law or something," some vapid trustfund princess said, and then they got together and are trying to make it actually happen.

Whew, 2016, what a ride!

Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at October 11, 2016 05:10 PM (L3vVL)

159 A lot of the lefties going after Palin were fags. Gay guys hate feminine women.

Posted by: Ben H at October 11, 2016 05:10 PM (I64i9)

160 "Short story version is global warming."

Long version is...

Global Warming, send your donation today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:11 PM (J+eG2)

161 >>>I get that, but from my perspective, so much of the hatred of Palin *by women* was rooted in her making a lot of traditional female choices: marrying young, having 5 kids, choosing to have Trig, supporting her knocked up daughter instead of driving her to PP, icky evangelical, etc.

well, I did confess in the post that the MOTIVATION for the viciousness of the attacks was her gender, specifically, the fact that a magnetically-attractive conservative(ish) woman could make conservatism seem pretty cool to a lot of persuadable women.

but the attacks themselves were largely just about her being dumb. And that's not "genderized."

If it's not a Gender Offesne to call a man "dumb," neither can it be a Gender Offense to say it of a woman.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:11 PM (dciA+)

162
Posted by: darii

Moral superiority

[x] noted
[ ] not noted

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:11 PM (zu88C)

163 150,
Yet when I ask about mosquitoes in Alaska back in the day, folks of the gore persuasion just look like a dog after you took its toy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 05:11 PM (C9pBZ)

164 An endless parade of butthurt NeverTrumpers.

This tape thing has made them feel relevant again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:11 PM (Pby3z)

165 154 When he came.. good catch! ;-)

Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 05:11 PM (n7CVK)

166 hypergamy

Ive never heard that term for pussy before. Huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'humanist' at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (B+MYz)

167 103 This is standard fare for many people today. I'm actually stunned they don't really see the hypocrisy or the fact they've adopted liberal tactics, really values. It's truly Pathos inspired nonsense. Republicans used to be more thoughtful then that. They used to pride themselves that was their main difference than liberals. Frankly with what I've seen lately they are more philosophically aligned then they think. They just want some slightly different things for themselves, will of the voters be damned. These people in Washington gave up a long time ago.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (VKHYd)

The GOP used to stand for the idea that character mattered when choosing leaders. Sure, every third elected GOP politician ended up with some kind of moral issue- adultery, kids out of wedlock, harassing female employees, stealing from the coffers- but having standards that you fail at meeting is better than not having standards. That's the left in a nutshell- standards for leaders aren't important, it's what the leader gets done.

But that's changed now. Not supporting Trump-who very clearly can't make any kind of argument that he has the character to lead, which most of his supporters acknowledge even as they talk about that not mattering because of what he'll do - means you don't have balls or are a SJW. The transition to being lefties in this area already happened.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (kZVsz)

168 146 Good news is, he thinks he's billing me $250 an hour, and has no idea I moved the decimal point on him.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:02 PM (TOk1P)

Eh, cmon now -- that's not a contract. No meeting of the minds if you committed fraud.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (cJrMO)

Ruining a good joke. You are violating the social contract, my friend.

Where do I sue??
Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:08 PM (TOk1P)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (cJrMO)

169 So, this whole 2016 election has come down to sex and puthy?
No wonder ISIS thinks given 5-10 years, they will be in the White House.

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (a0IVu)

170 The first rule of female hypergamy is that you don't talk about female hypergamy. The second rule of female hypergamy is that you don't talk about female hypergamy.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 11, 2016 05:09 PM (noWW6)

Spot on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (0mRoj)

171 Maybe these attacks weren't specifically gendered so much class/feminism-related. She demonstrated that not following the feminist path can make you happy, and that could not be tolerated.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

I would say that a lot of the persecution of Palin, by women, and their male allies, came from a feminist camp that saw her as a threat to their aberrant lifestyles, and belief system.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (d6TTt)

172 Ever notice in history Democrat sexual indiscretions are never a problem?

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (sWbjH)

173 114 And she is just as intelligent.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 04:59 PM (B9Zoe)

Please. Palin knew how government is supposed to work. She was a solid conservative and not afraid to say so. She went on, after the election, to continue to speak out and was one of greatest voices attacking Barky and BarkyCare. It was Palin who moved the needle on that a few times - which is more than anyone can say about anyone else in the GOP then.

Palin was extremely effective - even as many in her own party were trying to destroy her. She is a very impressive woman.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 05:03 PM (zc3Db

It was sarcasm and a joke.

Because it's Lisa Ann and who gives a Fuck if she is intelligent.

Jeez.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (B9Zoe)

174 >>This is all true. But it's an _unspeakable_ truth. Never to be voiced in public. Surrounded by concentric defensive walls of taboos and circumlocutions.

What women have never understood is that 90% of Male - Female interraction is governed by these 'unspeakable truths'.

There's power in the Mish.

But, that power comes at a cost. The cost is reality.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (J82wy)

175 SJW Republicans are just sissified men and women who are AFRAID to fight the Dems....so they join them.

Sort of like what the Republicans did to Sarah Palin....instead of helping her, coaching her fighting with her......they wimped out and began aiding and abetting the Dems.

Scum, pure scum.

Posted by: Pam at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (cF0hS)

176 Anybody ever surf the Adult Toy section at Amazon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (J+eG2)

177 Sara Palin, what can't she do.

Posted by: Javems at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (yOqwj)

178 Well, now that Hillary is going to be President, I guess we all better start going underground.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (n7CVK)

179 Yet when I ask about mosquitoes in Alaska back in
the day, folks of the gore persuasion just look like a dog after you
took its toy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 05:11 PM (C9pBZ)
I know a guy that had one bronzed and made into a belt buckle.

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (+q52R)

180 153 Which is what? Hillary is going to be worse than Trump? Because this is all just a proxy fight about whether or not we should vote for Trump.

Posted by: darii at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (RdrW8)

181 And contrary to what Hillary says the Russians are chomping at the bit hoping she is President.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:14 PM (sWbjH)

182 "What brought this on?" she asked in bewilderment.

Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 11, 2016 05:14 PM (L2UGl)

183 176 Anybody ever surf the Adult Toy section at Amazon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (J+eG2)

*shifty eyes*

You a cop...or you writing a book?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'humanist' at October 11, 2016 05:14 PM (B+MYz)

184 164
An endless parade of butthurt NeverTrumpers.

This tape thing has made them feel relevant again.

======

The Venn diagram between the butthurt Nevertrumpers and the butthurt Romney voters would form close to a complete circle.

The Romneybots were convinced that they would stick around and that THIS election was going to be 'Mitt's Revenge'.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:14 PM (zu88C)

185 When he came.. good catch! ;-)

Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 05:11 PM (n7CVK)

When it comes to baiting dirty, juvenile humor, I am the master!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:14 PM (TOk1P)

186 Because it's Lisa Ann and who gives a Fuck if she is intelligent.

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I'd much rather she be President than Hillary.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 05:14 PM (gmeXX)

187 The first rule of female hypergamy is that you don't talk about female hypergamyc

Paging Winston Churchill....

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (C9pBZ)

188 Yeah, but he wasn't just talking about being attracted to women, he talked about using his position to grab women's privates against their will in a way that implied that maybe he had done so a time or too. Then he gets off the bus and this tv announcer has to hug him and hang on his arm because it's her job to be nice to douchebags.

So. Fucking. Gross. The idea of a guy who will not let up hitting on you when you play the married card, too, fuck him out into the stratosphere. Most women just hate this stuff, and you can rail against us for us as much as you want, but it ain't gonna change. Your candidate is an asshole.

Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (0/Svj)

189 Posted by: pookysgirl at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (ar2KI)

I'm sorry; I don't quit understand. How can he not look at other women.? Do you mean not obsessively oogle them or tell you that they're hot?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (EnGQE)

190 176 Anybody ever surf the Adult Toy section at Amazon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (J+eG2)

Hourly.

Why?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (cJrMO)

191 Great Lakes, Class of 77.

The world was our oyster.

And Liberty was the things which dreams were made of.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:04 PM (J+eG2)

/Fistbump...

Yep.... 77...

My Kids had no where near the sense of optimizem we had...

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (qf6WZ)

192 I imagine most of the Dad Avengers have slept with other women before their wives. Did they always have childbirth and marriage on their minds when doing so?

Do they curse themselves for having sullied Someone's Daughters in pursuing their own selfish desire for sexual gratification?

When they watch porn -- or ogle a cheerleader -- or have an unchaste
memory of a previous girlfriend -- do they curse themselves for thinking
impure thoughts about Someone's Daughter?
Having 4 daughters, I've thought about this one a lot. Yes we all have those thoughts. The trick is to have enough dignity and respect for others that we don't give voice to those thoughts, unless we're with our buds, and we know nobody is taping it, and everyone knows we're just having a laugh, and that it isn't something to be acted upon, it's just a way to vent. I think that's where Trump went off the rails.
I think the average Victorian wasn't as repressed as we think, he just had the sense not to discuss his predilections in public. There's a lot to be said for keeping it to yourself.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (LAe3v)

193 quit=Quite.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (EnGQE)

194 How about when Palin was called a cunt?

Posted by: ejo at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (il4FI)

195 It all comes down to maximing sex for everybody.

But you can't talk about it.

You can only stab people in the back.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (B9Zoe)

196 When this shit swings back the other way--and it will, it always does--it's going to suck for a lot of people...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (vyqqu)

197 You're a cure for the effects of interspace, you know that?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:07 PM (Pby3z)

Yep, and I'm a good mix with Scotch.

Posted by: Theragen Derivative at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (7ajAz)

198 188 Yup

Posted by: darii at October 11, 2016 05:16 PM (RdrW8)

199 @darii

Yeah. Electing a grown man talking shit about about sexy women is far worse than electing the Butcher of Benghazi.

Yeah.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:16 PM (zu88C)

200 Having 4 daughters, I've thought about this one a lot. Yes we all have those thoughts. The trick is to have enough dignity and respect for others that we don't give voice to those thoughts, unless we're with our buds, and we know nobody is taping it, and everyone knows we're just having a laugh, and that it isn't something to be acted upon, it's just a way to vent. I think that's where Trump went off the rails.
I think the average Victorian wasn't as repressed as we think, he just had the sense not to discuss his predilections in public. There's a lot to be said for keeping it to yourself.

----------

Well said.

Its why we shouldn't just ignore what Trump said. But nor is it the worst thing in the world.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (gmeXX)

201 Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (0/Svj)

Not "my" candidate... and yes, he is an asshole. What's your point?

Also, seriously -- are you really going to pretend you've never heard this kind of language before?

I mean -- jeez, I don't know if I should tell you, but -- there are people all over the internet who should be in jail for exposing themselves. They use the hashtaf #dicksoutforharambe .

Fucking degenerates. Hurts my eyes just to type it.

That's really one step away from rape if you ask me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (cJrMO)

202 196
When this shit swings back the other way--and it will, it always does--it's going to suck for a lot of people...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (vyqqu)
Just hope we are around to see it

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (jxbfJ)

203
The question is: Why?

Why have the Republicans decided to throw in with the PC/SJW crowd?

Answer: Same reason as the mega corporations -- to be part of the In Group Of Fascists & Profiteers.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (o2Pn7)

204 WE can't have sexual attraction in this country... why it would be immoral or unfair or toxic or or or or...men are men and wemen are wemen and they like each other you know in a sexual kind of way. sjw's on the left and on the right can't just get this through their heads. That being said character should matter.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (hMqvx)

205 121 And Liberty was the things which dreams were made of.

I still wonder how many kids running around Naples look like me

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (f7T7k)

206 Your candidate is an asshole.
Posted by: Dora Suarez

So you're going to vote for the enabler of a rapist. Good call. Now go get your fucking shinebox.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable (Preferred Pronoun: Bad Mother Fucker) at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (DqKNm)

207

Posted by: Dora Suarez
========

Miss Universe?

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (zu88C)

208 I'm sure you could go back and find things about Palin that might make Trump blush

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (sWbjH)

209 >>but the attacks themselves were largely just about her being dumb. And that's not "genderized."

That's true - also not all that original.
The GOP candidate is dumb is said in every election.

Palin also had the misfortune of sounding dumb(the voice and accent).
Couldn't hide any of her gaffes behind a Boston brahmin accented, dripping-with-nuance word salad like John Kerry.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 05:17 PM (NOIQH)

210 So I'm guessing that once Hillary is President, Bill will get a nut cuttin' and those whoremongers in Politics who desire to lie alongside a woman who is not their wife will be banned to the wilderness?

Gee Hillary, let's go Puritanical....

Your side first.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (J+eG2)

211 Matt Dowd rings the bell on everything you said.

Posted by: ejo at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (il4FI)

212 Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (0/Svj)

Hey kids, let's play sock or troll?

Too boringly cliche to be a sock, is my guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (TOk1P)

213 The world was our oyster.

And Liberty was the things which dreams were made of.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:04 PM (J+eG2)

/Fistbump...

Yep.... 77...

My Kids had no where near the sense of optimizem we had...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (qf6WZ)

Why would they, in light of the current state of things?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (0mRoj)

214 Yeah, but he wasn't just talking about being attracted to women, he talked about using his position to grab women's privates against their will in a way that implied that maybe he had done so a time or too.

It was a friggin joke. Sheesh. That was obvious. You know ... speaking in hyperbole. Trying to one-up each other.

No ... you don't understand.

Then he gets off the bus and this tv announcer has to hug him and hang on his arm because it's her job to be nice to douchebags.

Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (0/Svj)

And he was a perfect gentleman to her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (zc3Db)

215 ====The GOP used to stand for the idea that
character mattered when choosing leaders.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (kZVsz)====

The GOP used to stand for the idea that it was a halfway-serious political party tasked with winning elections, and all the character in the world didn't matter if it couldn't do that. Yeah, I know I'm going way back here.

But at least we'll all go to the guillotines with our principles intact.

Posted by: Theragen Derivative at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (7ajAz)

216 Islam is going to conquer the west if this keeps up...

Posted by: William Eaton at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (KhJh8)

217
I'm sure that 20 something year old hottie was letting 66 year old Sean Penn grope and kiss her beach because he is such a great guy.Had nothing to do with with being a rich powerful celebrity,no sir.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (lKyWE)

218 is "Marybeth" a Bill Kristol alt-account?

Posted by: Ben H at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (I64i9)

219

The Republican party is not a political party. It is a corporate firm of agents representing lobbyists.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (o2Pn7)

220 Here's a scenario that perfectly encapsulates the difference between men and women when it comes to sex:

If 100 unattached, heterosexual men were approached in the street by a complete stranger, a woman who was absolutely gorgeous, an irrefutable 10, and that woman propositioned them for no strings attached sex, 95 out of 100 would give an immediate, unequivocal yes.

Conversely, if 100 unattached, heterosexual women were approached by a complete stranger, an undeniable hunk, GQ material, and that man propositioned them for no strings attached sex, 95 out of 100 would respond with a vehement no. And the five who said yes would probably have deep-seated psychological issues.

For men, sex is about the visual. For women sex is much more cerebral and nuanced. A man would still be attracted to Kate Upton if she were a no-name Costco cashier solely because of the way she looks. A woman would not be attracted to Brad Pitt in the same way if he was a no-name janitor at the local community college. They're attracted to Brad Pitt the movie star because of the way he looks but, more importantly, BECAUSE HE'S BRAD PITT THE MOVIE STAR.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (Rtyzj)

221 I think that's where Trump went off the rails.
I think the average Victorian wasn't as repressed as we think, he just had the sense not to discuss his predilections in public. There's a lot to be said for keeping it to yourself.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (LAe3v)

Fair enough. I'd never say something like that to a reporter -- especially a member of the Bush clan even if I was not at all involved in politics and was marginally famous at the time like Trump was.

Because, I mean... it's crude and can be taken the wrong way.

but among buddies? Let's not pretend this is shocking stuff.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (cJrMO)

222 118 "I know a lot of liberal / feminist types... I'm convinced it's all play acting. The super moral outrage and indignation at everything all the time... and yet thats not how they act in THEIR personal lives."
--Harry Paratestes
==============

I've got a metric fuckton of those in my social circles, and I can confirm that this is true: it's an act. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to stand them. But since it's an act, in private - and once you get to know them - they drop the act.

Don't let your name fool you: I bang a lot of chicks. And I have banged many feminist-types. In the end they want what all women want: a real man. But they're allergic to *outward* displays of masculinity, whether they be traditional or bro-ish. You have to play the game: show that you understand the broad principles of their stupid opinions, name-check the relevant idiots. Once you get them behind closed doors, they want a real man. Many have daddy issues. Most crave discipline.

And they don't catch on. There's one young gal who told her friends that I am a "super feminist." This after I slapped her across the face during sex for being bad. Only my weapons-grade poker face saved me.

Long story short: Be a real man, because feminist women are starved for that sort of thing. But know how to swim in feminist bullshit waters, because that's the only way to disable their alarms.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (xN1DB)

223
And if he finds himself up at three a.m. one night masturbating furiously to an xhamster video about lesbian cheerleaders: Well, he'll excuse that away as "just practicing," so to speak, for actual procreative sex. Just keeping his hand in, I suppose.

"Practice! Practice?"

-- Alan "If I Am 'The Answer' Then
It Must Have Been A Really Stupid Question" Iverson

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (BK3ZS)

224 Islam is going to conquer the west if this keeps up...
Posted by: William Eaton at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (KhJh

IF?

And remember they look at things in 100s and 1000s of years.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (K63aO)

225 Autry J. Pruitt:

This election is about America's future, not conservatism's.

Sunday's presidential debate got me thinking about a twitter conversation I had this weekend with Jonah Goldberg, a columnist for National Review and other publications. I like Jonah. He's what I would call an ideological conservative purist. But I break with him on the most critical issue of this election cycle. Jonah and like-minded conservatives refuse to stop trying to help elect Hillary Rodham Clinton president by trashing her opponent.

In his defense, he sees it as standing up for principles and values, which is a good thing. But this conversation made me realize that it is not the left which is threatening to sink America this year; it is the conservative purist who may actually send this country swirling down the crapper.

http://spectator.org/memo-to-conservatives-stop-helping-hillary/

Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (LdMbv)

226 In the words of my father Ace; "Never underestimate the humans ability to rationalize ones behavior."

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 05:20 PM (R5HRU)

227 162

Posted by: darii

Moral superiority

[x] noted
[ ] not noted

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable

Darii-good post.
Mortimer - par for your course.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

228 216 Islam is going to conquer the west if this keeps up...
Posted by: William Eaton at October 11, 2016 05:18 PM (KhJh

And when/ if that happens, there's gonna be a lot of unhappy women.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:20 PM (d6TTt)

229 Was all this to defend Trump? I don't speak or think like that and no one I know speaks like that. Having lustful thoughts, shoot, even acting on lustful impulses, is a far cry from where Trump is. I'm going to vote for him because we'll decend into the firey furnace slower with him than the witch but please spare me the Trump apologizing. He is a lying narcissistic self serving first class douche who is saying what he thinke he has to to win.
If I'm misreading your intended point, nevermind....

Posted by: vince at October 11, 2016 05:20 PM (W0MMC)

230 Not shocking. Still, SAD!

Posted by: darii at October 11, 2016 05:20 PM (RdrW8)

231 Oh sure...I take the time to read and adsorb the post's content and I'm 200 comments behind.

There should be a 7 min. comment posting regulation.

HMPF!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 11, 2016 05:20 PM (Enq6K)

232 is "Marybeth" a Bill Kristol alt-account?

I suspect it's a friend of his, and they're rocking their little NeverTrump world together.

I wonder how much NeoCon Kristol lusts for Hillary's regime-toppling foreign policy...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:20 PM (Pby3z)

233 188 Yeah, but he wasn't just talking about being attracted to women, he talked about using his position to grab women's privates against their will in a way that implied that maybe he had done so a time or too.

Who said it was against their will? His point was that women would let him. And the point we all know is that he is rich enough that they let him because they were glad to let him. That's not "rape culture" (which doesn't exist except in predominantly Muhammadan areas) or anything other than the fact that women (in this case, but people in general) will be very accepting of sexually aggressive behavior from very desirable potential mates.

Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (L3vVL)

234 I don't think they do. I think this is all bullshit. I think people are really, really good -- amazing, actually -- at finding reasons to judge and criticize others, thus reducing the target's status and implicitly rasing the status of the person doing the judging, and yet somehow managing to completely forget that he himself is guilty of the same sins. Either he conveniently forgets this, or he invents a quickie explanation as to how it was "different" or that there were extenuating circumstances.

yes, manipulation and games

even if temporary, for a particular purpose, then they toss it away

The throw-away indignation.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (qCMvj)

235 The GOP used to stand for the idea that
character mattered when choosing leaders.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at October 11, 2016 05:12 PM (kZVsz)

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: Bob's Packed Wood at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (TOk1P)

236 So my brother sent me this random link to a video called Pontoon Island in Shark Cove. Now it makes sense.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (cyoBN)

237 This is why I quit organized religion, the same act but in a building with a cross on it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (6Ll1u)

238 Hey pep,

Coming from the ultimate Romneybot , I take that as the ultimate compliment!

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (zu88C)

239 With ace talking about Princess and The Cute Boys (who, of course, I saw open for Neutral Milk Hotel at The Odeon in 200

, it always reminds me of the SNL skit with Tom Brady about how to avoid sexual harassment claims at work as a man:

1. Be handsome.
2. Be attractive.
3. Don't be unattractive.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (kumBu)

240
The Republican party is now just a bunch of cocksuckers and cuntbags.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (o2Pn7)

241 However, the attacks against her were usually not "genderized," as the Social Justice Warriors would say. The attacks were animated by her gender -- or, more accurately, the threat Sarah Palin posed to their political lock on women -- but they usually did not mention gender.

Yet some on the right -- encouraged by Sarah Palin -- began claiming they did.

It began with some remark Obama made about Sarah Palin trying to refashion herself as a moderate or something, where he said "you can't put lipstick on a pig" or something like that.

[...]

Until Sarah Palin began encouraging her supporters to brand every attack on her as an attack on girls, and began pitching her political appeal, and directing her political endorsements, to women above all others.

I agree with you about the lipstick on a pig thing, except, you lay the blame at Palin's feet. My quick search brings up lots of hits of the McCain campaign making this claim (in other word, John McCain), but nothing on Palin herself doing so. Your second claim, that Palin herself generally encouraged her supporters to play this game is to difficult to refute as it is so nonspecific.

Do you have any solid examples of Palin herself engaging in this behavior? I tend to believe it's not true, but I would be genuinely interested in seeing the basis for your argument.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2016 05:21 PM (R+30W)

242 Darii-good post.

-----------

Darii - I agree. I missed it earlier. But also well said.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)

243
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (xN1DB)

Wasn't that supposed to have started with, "Dear Penthouse Forum..."?

Heh.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (BK3ZS)

244 Your candidate is an asshole.
Posted by: Dora Suarez

Dora, as a fellow woman I am totally ,irrevocably and irredeemably offended that you used the word asshole. Could you please leave the blog now? You're triggering me. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (EnGQE)

245 >> A woman would not be attracted to Brad Pitt in the same way if he was a no-name janitor at the local community college.

Unless their friend was attracted to Brad Pitt the Janitor.

Then, a woman will fuck him in a closet or a bathroom stall.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (J82wy)

246 176
Anybody ever surf the Adult Toy section at Amazon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:13 PM (J+eG2)

Somewhere there is a father sitting down with a potential suitor for his daughter and asks "So Jimmy, what do you do for work?"

And Jimmy: "Sir, I pick, pack and ship vibrators and dildos for Amazon".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (jxbfJ)

247 What started off as "use the left's tactic against them" mutated into "we actually believe what they believe". We need to think critically and avoid that. I was seeing that a few threads down with the claims that "Rubio is white". No he isn't. He's not Ricky friggin Ricardo. Look at his physical features. We on the right can reject racism, reject any condemnation or denigration due only to race, but still afffirm that their are ethnic differences manifested in physical characteristics.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (iFgwk)

248 Being outraged and offended provides a sweet frisson of righteousness indignation and moral superiority, with zero effort. Of course it is appealing to weaker minds who cannot achieve other mental satisfaction.

Posted by: wooga at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (XfAv1)

249 HHAHAHAHA......Next thing you know Ace is going to do an article about the wonders of kratom. Kratom will burn the fat and build muscle. Kratom will turn progressive men into conservative men. What can't Kratom do? How many readers do you think you're going to keep Ace once you go full Alt Right?

*No this comment won't make any sense to most of you, but I'm betting Ace gets the bizarre references.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (4MqP9)

250 Sometimes you have to grab a pussy ... just to make sure.

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (zc3Db)

251 "My Kids had no where near the sense of optimizem we had...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (qf6WZ) "

Our son found two of my Med Cruise Books the other month.

Both had Crossing the Line Ceremonies in them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:23 PM (J+eG2)

252 "A lot of the lefties going after Palin were fags."

Plenty of lefty fags around where I live. I didn't detect any more than the usual level of disdain for a Republican candidate from them when it came to Palin.

There was one group who hated Palin with the heat of a thousand exploding suns. Those were straight liberal career women who had been told that they could "have it all".

That they could spend their prime reproductive years studying at university and climbing the professional ladder, and then, at the last minute, beat the biological clock by finding a hot man who was socially equal or superior (can't marry down, heavens no), who would then enter in to a faithful marriage and father 2.5 kids with them.

Guess what? A lot of these ladies got skunked. They waited too long. They couldn't attract the desired hot man any longer. Or they got a man but couldn't have the kids.

When Palin arrived on the scene, she was someone who had defied the standard prescribed progression. She got the hot man, then had the kids, and then began a rocketlike career. Sarah did have it all. And this was HUGELY RESENTED by the liberal women who had taken the orthodox advice and had it blow up on them.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 11, 2016 05:23 PM (noWW6)

253 229 Was all this to defend Trump? I don't speak or think like that and no one I know speaks like that.
Posted by: vince at October 11, 2016 05:20 PM (W0MMC)

Oh please.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:23 PM (cJrMO)

254 Everyday I'm more and more convinced that Stanley Kubrick was murdered because of Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:23 PM (B9Zoe)

255 nice post, Ace, but I don't need a weatherman to tell me which way the wind blows.

stocking up on toilet paper now. lots of it. if I'm going to live in Norte Venezuela, at least I can prepare myself

Posted by: the Butcher at October 11, 2016 05:23 PM (AGJqR)

256 Always thought the left thinks they can turn off or control Islam's attack of western civilization, as its the enemy of our enemy.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:23 PM (sWbjH)

257 It should be said that Dad Avenger amazingly fits the category of "cuck" that some despised people on the so-called alt-right conjured up.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 05:23 PM (4ErVI)

258 darii,

I thought that your post was full of condescension and that your judgement regarding what matters in an election is faulty.

Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:23 PM (zu88C)

259
No Dyke has ever talked about grabbing a pussy with other dykes.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (lKyWE)

260 So. Fucking. Gross. The idea of a guy who will not let up hitting on you when you play the married card, too, fuck him out into the stratosphere. Most women just hate this stuff, and you can rail against us for us as much as you want, but it ain't gonna change. Your candidate is an asshole.
Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (0/Svj)

Concern...is noted.

btw, if "most women just hate this stuff", shouldn't they also hate the women that enable predatory men? Or is all forgiven if the enabler also has a mish?

And before you call me a "Trumper", yeah, I also think he's an asshole, but so what? 90%+ in politics are assholes.

Furthermore, come back when you have proof Trump assaulted someone against their will.

Posted by: The Institute at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (nGsFZ)

261 Procrustian

Papa Johns has a new pan pizza.

Posted by: DaveA at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (8J/Te)

262 Who said it was against their will? His point was that women would let him. And the point we all know is that he is rich enough that they let him because they were glad to let him.
Posted by: deplorable shillelagh

===========

Yup. Everyone's missing this, but I know better than to try to explain this to people on FB, etc. You just can't win.

Fact is, the SJWs think that every sex act that isn't preceded by signed, notarized consent forms is rape. So they think this is rape.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (xN1DB)

263 You know, I can't help but wonder how often "aw, shit I've AoSHQ again" gets said when assignments for the shift are handed out at Hillary Troll, Inc.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (GUBah)

264 >> A woman would not be attracted to Brad Pitt in the same way if he was a no-name janitor at the local community college.

Unless their friend was attracted to Brad Pitt the Janitor.

Then, a woman will fuck him in a closet or a bathroom stall.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (J82wy)

LOL. And true.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (zc3Db)

265 wow.
lots
of.
words.

Posted by: socalcon at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (Roy2Z)

266 I think the average Victorian wasn't as repressed as we think, he just had the sense not to discuss his predilections in public.

Here's the thing. Trump didn't discuss it in public. It was a private conversation in a locker room.

Or do you mean NEVER say anything anywhere?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (EMrMF)

267 A friend told me xhamster sucks because the video quality is often mediocre at best.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (4ErVI)

268 If I named you Blogger of the Year--would you show up?

Don't be a pussy this time!

Posted by: Hillary at October 11, 2016 05:24 PM (fi5nC)

269 251 Both had Crossing the Line Ceremonies in them.

daddy, what's a wog bitch and why is she so ugly?

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (f7T7k)

270 With Yom Kippur coming up in a couple of hours, I get to atone for my sins.
I don't count thinking a lot about pussy.
It comes with the equipment...

Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (n7CVK)

271 Help me out here...

"Star Fcuker"

What does the term mean?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (J+eG2)

272 Unless their friend was attracted to Brad Pitt the Janitor.

Then, a woman will fuck him in a closet or a bathroom stall.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (J82wy)

Nothing, nothing carries the same weight of attractive for women as fame. Not even preselection. That's not to say the scenario wouldn't happen, but janitor Pitt is never getting the play that actor Pitt does, unless he starts to take Kratom.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (4MqP9)

273 This post isn't getting ace laid.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (4e+hS)

274 I don't think they do. I think this is all bullshit. I think people are really, really good -- amazing, actually -- at finding reasons to judge and criticize others, thus reducing the target's status and implicitly rasing the status of the person doing the judging, and yet somehow managing to completely forget that he himself is guilty of the same sins.

Ace, I realize you are an atheist, but you really should read Romans 2. It says exactly what you're saying here.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (iFgwk)

275 Remember, the purpose of propaganda isn't always to convince, it is to embarrass. No one actually thinks 2 + 2 = 5 (well, some true believers do...but most don't), but the act of making people publicly acknowledge 2 + 2 = 5, even when they don't believe it, is what's important.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (kumBu)

276 Just hope we are around to see it

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I don't. There's going to be a lot of bottled up rage let loose when it happens.
That's not going to be easy to direct.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (vyqqu)

277 8 >> I'm usually not one of those men women have sexual thoughts about

Don't sell yourself short, Ace.
~~~
"Short".

I see what you did there. Very sly.

Posted by: socalcon at October 11, 2016 05:26 PM (Roy2Z)

278 By pretending this, they put women into greater danger. If you pretend that boys never have those thoughts and that all men are mind readers who know exactly when a girl is interested in them and when not, etc, then you train women not to be careful. To expect that there are no predators out there.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 11, 2016 05:02 PM (FYrz1)

Camille Paglia has made this point repeatedly. She once said that these nice middle class girls go off to college and think it's OK to go to a party and get absolutely tanked with a room full of young men and expect no consequences.

Paglia was not saying that it is morally OK for the men to take advantage of her. She said that things are bound to happen in such a scenario, since the guys are drunk too.

When I was in college, we girls would go to house parties in groups and keep an eye out for each other because we were aware of what could happen.

The old rules about same sex dorms and curfews existed for a reason - to protect women. Once they were removed, it became the responsibility of the young to watch out for themselves. You can't do that if you have it engrained in your mind that you are entitled to dress like a slut and drink like a pig and there will be no consequences.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 05:26 PM (P8951)

279 270 With Yom Kippur coming up in a couple of hours, I get to atone for my sins.
I don't count thinking a lot about pussy.
It comes with the equipment...

Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (n7CVK)

If I gave you say my xhamster bookmarks, can you exorcise them or whatever it is you people do?

That's how that works, right?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 05:26 PM (4ErVI)

280 I don't believe that the Ryans of the world have become full-on SJWs.

But I have a better analogy. Remember when that weird preacher in Florida wanted to burn a Koran? And GEN Petraues called him up and asked him not to do it (so did the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs).

I don't believe that Petraeus converted to Islam.

But it doesn't matter - he became the de facto enforcer for Al Qaeda.

That is where Ryan is. He isn't Triggly-puff. He's just Triggly-puffs enforcer, because he doesn't want anyone to get "hurt."

And it doesn't really matter whether he is Triggly-puff himself if he is letting Triggly-puff set the rules.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 05:26 PM (0+824)

281 Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (xN1DB)

Well, as you can imagine -- with a nic like mine, I'm not getting too much pussy these days.

Well, I mean I grab it a lot. I just go for it. Full fisted, if you will.

But that's about as far as I get before the cops show up. Usually.

(for the rest of the crowd -- see, all of that was a joke. In fact, this isn't my real name and no one in real life knows my nic. I actually have a long term girlfriend, and have never grabbed a womans vagina. Do those above statements make me a sexual predator?)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 05:26 PM (cJrMO)

282 This post isn't getting ace laid.

It's a blog, not chloroform.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (Pby3z)

283 "*No this comment won't make any sense to most of you, but I'm betting Ace gets the bizarre references.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (4MqP9) "

Is Kratom better than Ubernostrum?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (kumBu)

284 Wasn't that supposed to have started with, "Dear Penthouse Forum..."?

Heh.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM)

===========

I don't expect anyone to believe me, but the experiences I've had would blow your mind. I envy myself sometimes.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (xN1DB)

285 >>>When I was in college, we girls would go to house parties in groups and keep an eye out for each other because we were aware of what could happen.

I knew I didn't like you.

(KIDDING!!!)

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (dciA+)

286 Ace, it's not the hypocrisy of random fools that you should concern you. It's the hypocrisy of Trump himself, who has lived his entire life as an unabashed scumbag, but is now pretending to be some paragon of morality, taking great offense when anyone says something slightly untoward about him. Trump isn't down in the polls because the GOPE is out to get him - he's way because every sort of people from libertarians to feelings-driven "independents" are seeing him exposed as just another lying, hypocritical authoritarian who will say anything to get a vote - but this time with a dangerous egomania.

I'm also bothered by your hypocrisy. For years this has blog has been the best place on the internet for no-bullshit commentary that never seemed to avoid calling out the idiocy of any given figure. It's one thing to declare that you can understand why people might vote for Trump and that you will no longer speak ill of him. It's a wholly different, and in my opinion Trump-esquely dishonest thing, to continually focus on a tiny minority of the opposition to Trump in an attempt to cast aspersions on the legitimacy of not voting for him - especially when under the umbrella of avoiding criticizing Trump you have no coverage of any of the far more ludicrous things Trumpists are saying in his defense.

Posted by: StarkChoice at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (ghSyd)

287 My faith in American politics died a long time ago.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (/JLAS)

288 imagine if Sarah PALIN!!!11!!! and AtC went out and got drunk together
could you imagine what foul language would be spoken?

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (f7T7k)

289 >>"Star Fcuker"

What does the term mean?

Groupie - someone who bangs stars/athletes/whatever because they're famous.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (NOIQH)

290

It's like the right has been invaded by prudes who think that politics is some sort of sermon from from the pulpit.

We're electing a president not a pope, pep.

Sorry to have to be the one to let you know.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (zu88C)

291 Help me out here...

"Star Fcuker"

What does the term mean?

Someone who tries to bed a star/famous person?

Posted by: rickb223 [\b] at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (EMrMF)

292 Darii-good post.

-----------

Darii - I agree. I missed it earlier. But also well said.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)

It's the same tired comment though. The moral outrage was relevant once. If you wanted to compare Trump to, for example, Rick Santorum, you could make your case.

We're not talking about the relative moral merits of Trump to anybody else anymore. We're talking about Trump v. Clinton.

You're welcome to preface your comment any way you like, but if the end result is "therefore, I shalt not vote for the unrepentant sinner, Trump," you are opening yourself up to being labeled a fool, or disingenuous or some serious A-Level Pharisaic hypocrisy.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2016 05:28 PM (TOk1P)

293 I wish the Trump advisers had pre-empted this line of attack by having Trump come out earlier in certain settings, admitting he had lived the alpha male playboy life and had said many misogynistic things as a younger man. He could have balanced those confessions with things he has done to support women . They knew these things were out there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 11, 2016 05:28 PM (LgxQn)

294
Because, I mean... it's crude and can be taken the wrong way.

but among buddies? Let's not pretend this is shocking stuff.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Yeah, but I addressed that in my post. When you're with your buds, all constraints are off.

Pro tip: if your bud has a microphone and a camera pointing at you, he's not your bud.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:28 PM (LAe3v)

295 ====Fact is, the SJWs think that every sex act that isn't preceded by signed, notarized consent forms is rape.====

We can vacate those consent forms, of course.

Posted by: Hillary-Appointed Judges of the Next Half-Century at October 11, 2016 05:28 PM (7ajAz)

296 >>Nothing, nothing carries the same weight of attractive for women as fame.

Sorry.

Money trumps ALL when it comes to Mish.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:28 PM (J82wy)

297
Fact is, the SJWs think that every sex act that isn't preceded by signed, notarized consent forms is rape. So they think this is rape.

Close but inaccurate. SJW don't really believe anything they say. They created these Rules for Other to abide by -- they and their allies are not bound by these Rules.

But you're dead-on about the other thing you said: You Just Can't Win.

The Rules are designed to trap You and only You. All it is a game to these people to fuck with you and control you.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:28 PM (o2Pn7)

298 The old rules about same sex dorms and curfews existed for a reason - to protect women. Once they were removed, it became the responsibility of the young to watch out for themselves. You can't do that if you have it engrained in your mind that you are entitled to dress like a slut and drink like a pig and there will be no consequences.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 05:26 PM (P8951)

Yup. The rules were there for a reason. Often they kept you far on the white side of the line, instead of close to the line in the gray area.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 11, 2016 05:29 PM (FYrz1)

299 Oh, by the way, google Kennedy intern white house pool.

Then think Kennedy is an idol.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 05:29 PM (0+824)

300 Red Pill discussions always trigger people.

I wonder why.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:29 PM (B9Zoe)

301 Incomprehensible K9 Drek. I just hope you were at least drunk when you wrote this. Jebus, man. Get help.

Posted by: John at October 11, 2016 05:30 PM (AEyxL)

302 This was an instant classic by Ace.

What Paul Ryan said, "Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified," has stuck with me since the tapes came out. I would like to think that he (really, his staff) put some actual thought into those word choices.

"Championed." And not just championed, "revered." Jesus, Paul, you just called for a two-tiered system of humanity. Wouldn't it have been good enough to say that women deserve respect, like any other person, and that Trump shouldn't talk about them like that? You can respect someone as a human being without having to "revere" them.

It was just such pure SJW language: Women aren't equal, they're a superior class. Men, the inferior class, are duty bound to "champion" them and "revere" them. And not objectify them? What does that even mean any more? I mean in real life, not in SJW gender studies terms. It reads to me like a Puritanical condemnation of sexual attraction. To make that more clear: the Republican Speaker of the House just came out and ratified the feminists' concepts of "toxic masculinity" and the dreaded "male gaze."

Posted by: Brewdog at October 11, 2016 05:30 PM (F+bI6)

303 260 And before you call me a "Trumper", yeah, I also think he's an asshole, but so what? 90%+ in politics are assholes.
~~~
Agree. I often said during the primaries, "I see your 'Trump' and raise you 'Sheila Jackson Lee'.

Posted by: socalcon at October 11, 2016 05:31 PM (Roy2Z)

304 I remember a long time ago Ace was speaking somewhere, getting an award or something, and he looked right at me, like he wanted to grab my lady parts and do nasty things to them. I froze in my seat, scared to move lest he chase me down and give me the ole in out. I became a lesbian that day.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at October 11, 2016 05:31 PM (4e+hS)

305
Is Kratom better than Ubernostrum?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:27 PM (kumBu)

If you have to ask then you've never taken kratom, and that explains why your a pussy. Take Kratom and don't be a pussy. That's also why the government made it schedule 1. Hurry and buy enough to fill a three bedroom ranch before it's illegal.

*the pussy thing is just for laughs, don't actually mean it.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:31 PM (4MqP9)

306 >>>226
In the words of my father Ace; "Never underestimate the humans ability to rationalize ones behavior."<<<
.

As my father told me, "A stiff dick has no conscience"

Posted by: Javems at October 11, 2016 05:31 PM (yOqwj)

307 "And they don't catch on. There's one young gal who told her friends that I am a "super feminist." This after I slapped her across the face during sex for being bad. Only my weapons-grade poker face saved me."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 05:19 PM (xN1DB)

---

Obviously, the twit wasn't an 'ette.

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 05:31 PM (Zrb6L)

308 Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (0/Svj)

Ugh.

I hate explaining humor, but this is an example of locker room guy humor-

Restated and over-explained for the humorless,

here is the joke:

"I am so rich and powerful that women are bigly attracted to me.

"They are so attracted to me that they let me do anything. Kiss them. Heck, they even let me grab them by the pussy."

"Yeah, that's right. By the pussy!"

"Except this one. She said she was married and it was no go."

Again over-explained for the unintelligent:

It was a typical bit of guy braggadocio and light self-denigration_

"Hey, most women find me irresistible cuz of my money and power. They meet me and let me do anything.

But, not this one, she said she was married. Even with all my money and power, whaddya gonna do?"

I hope this over-explanationand humorless dissection of guy locker room humor was more to your liking.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 11, 2016 05:31 PM (0cMkb)

309 Mish. Hmmm. Odd word. Came here from out of nowhere, a few days ago. Seems to be all the rage, though.
Mish. Mishmishmish mish.
Don't like it.
Silly word.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (d6TTt)

310 Here's the thing. Trump didn't discuss it in public. It was a private conversation in a locker room.

I was unaware that locker rooms came equipped with recording devices.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (LAe3v)

311 "Star Fcuker"

What does the term mean?

It was the green chick that Kirk dorked in First Generation

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (8ZskC)

312 You're removing Obama's "lipstick on a pig" remark from all its context. Palin made the oft-cited and replayed joke in her convention speech about how wearing lipstick was the only difference between pitbulls and hockey moms like herself. Obama's comment came like the following week. You can say there was an overreaction, but his comment wasn't said in a vacuum. There was a reason people immediately thought of her when he said it.

And if memory serves, that includes the audience of the speech where Obama delivered that line. It got a big reaction because they took it as a shot at Palin.

Posted by: Stugotz at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (8HbMX)

313 Nothing wrong with putting the pussy on a pedestal.

It's easier to eat that way.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (J82wy)

314 Surely I'm not the only woman with an aversion to fame, excessively good-looking men and money!

I don't believe it.

Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (L2UGl)

315

The right is throwing a conniption because the current candidate does not constantly throw the 'morality' card like..er..a previous candidate.

"Why won't Trump just lose in a genteel manner like Romney?"

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (zu88C)

316 >>> "the chink in the armor is the problem of who pays for all this."

You rAce-ist! I will make you pay.

Posted by: Helen Gym at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (iFgwk)

317 >>>I'm also bothered by your hypocrisy. For years this has blog has been the best place on the internet for no-bullshit commentary that never seemed to avoid calling out the idiocy of any given figure. It's one thing to declare that you can understand why people might vote for Trump and that you will no longer speak ill of him. It's a wholly different, and in my opinion Trump-esquely dishonest thing, to continually focus on a tiny minority of the opposition to Trump in an attempt to cast aspersions on the legitimacy of not voting for him - especially when under the umbrella of avoiding criticizing Trump you have no coverage of any of the far more ludicrous things Trumpists are saying in his defense.

GTFO. I just went through an entire weekend of Megyn Kelly, Chris Stirewalt, National Review, and the whole apparatus of Liberal Conservative Fusion Thought hyperventilating about a guy saying a woman had nice legs and was "hot" and as a star, women treat him like he's "in the club" and kiss him.

The grab-a-pussy thing was an obvious joke which is obvious for several reasons, including the fact that Billy Bush laughed out loud at it, and Trump himself was laughing as he said it, as if he was clowning.

So go the fuck back to Pretendistan where you can agitate for your stupid Thought Control and Sexx Laws, chump.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (dciA+)

318 "If I gave you say my xhamster bookmarks, can you exorcise them or whatever it is you people do?

That's how that works, right?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 05:26 PM (4ErVI) "

No, the collective ad revenue just goes into our "controlling the media" fund.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:33 PM (kumBu)

319 Is this the long post we were threatened with earlier?

Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 05:33 PM (Sfs6o)

320 296 Money trumps ALL when it comes to Mish.

T has told me some wild stories about up and coming models in Hollywood in the late 80s and early 90s
the rich and famous would jet in and expect freak shit and in most times get it
very few made it out sober and or sane

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:33 PM (f7T7k)

321 The old rules about same sex dorms and curfews
existed for a reason - to protect women. Once they were removed, it
became the responsibility of the young to watch out for themselves. You
can't do that if you have it engrained in your mind that you are
entitled to dress like a slut and drink like a pig and there will be no
consequences.

Posted by: DonnaV.deplorably brandishing ampersandsso there

Blaming the victim! Donna's blaming the victim!!!!!!!!

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:33 PM (LAe3v)

322 The 80/20 rule.

Later Gators. Ballsy Post Ace. Keep em coming.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:33 PM (B9Zoe)

323 it's not the hypocrisy of random fools that you should concern you. It's the hypocrisy of Trump himself, who has lived his entire life as an unabashed scumbag, but is now pretending to be some paragon of morality, taking great offense when anyone says something slightly untoward about him.
Posted by: StarkChoice

Horseshit. Refuting stupid stuff said about him has nothing to do with 'pretending to be some paragon of morality.' He isn't and you know that is just a stupid conflation.

Trump isn't down in the polls because the GOPE is out to get him - he's way because every sort of people from libertarians to feelings-driven "independents" are seeing him exposed as just another lying, hypocritical authoritarian who will say anything to get a vote - but this time with a dangerous egomania.

As opposed to the lying, hypocritical authoritarian who has actually broken laws in her two terms in office?

'm also bothered by your hypocrisy. For years this has blog has been the best place on the internet for no-bullshit commentary that never seemed to avoid calling out the idiocy of any given figure. It's one thing to declare that you can understand why people might vote for Trump and that you will no longer speak ill of him. It's a wholly different, and in my opinion Trump-esquely dishonest thing, to continually focus on a tiny minority of the opposition to Trump in an attempt to cast aspersions on the legitimacy of not voting for him - especially when under the umbrella of avoiding criticizing Trump you have no coverage of any of the far more ludicrous things Trumpists are saying in his defense.

Oh, maybe if you say 'Trump' another fifty times Ace will apologize.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 05:33 PM (V3IFq)

324
Here it is in simple terms: What the Left did to health care, i.e., 2800 pages of obamacare rules and regulations that are full of nonsense and contradictions but is designed to benefit the Elite In Power, is exactly what they want to do with every aspect of our lives, especially sex.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:33 PM (o2Pn7)

325 How many readers do you think you're going to keep Ace once you go full Alt Right?

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:22 PM (4MqP9)

"alt right"

the slur du jour

/shrug

it's already "old"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (qCMvj)

326 And you come in with a seething rage to condemn Ace for his seething rage.

Why does Ace get all these weird stalker-trolls?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:05 PM (Pby3z)

I personally don't think I'm raging, but I'm open to correction. While I've been gettting increasingly directly critical of Ace, and I've been very critical of Trump in past posts, most of my posts on this blog have been defensive, not offensive. I personally don't think it's a crazy thing for a conservative to think Trump is the lesser evil, and support him, and I don't expect any of their blessing for choosing to sit this election out or to vote Hillary. It's the idea that Team Trump is owed support, or that failing to see the value of support for Trump by our prior conservative reasoning is a betrayal of some prior agreement that I take issue with. Also, I miss Ace's podcast, and I'm gonna complain until I get it back.

Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (jCH/T)

327 269 251 Both had Crossing the Line Ceremonies in them.

daddy, what's a wog bitch and why is she so ugly?
Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:25 PM (f7T7k)

Remember when your teacher changed from Mr. Jones, to Miss Jones???

That's what a Wog Bitch was pretending to be....

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (qf6WZ)

328 "The GOP used to stand for the idea that
character mattered when choosing leaders."

Maybe Republican primary voters wanted a man of a different kind of character this time.....maybe one who actually has built a business, employed people, one who wants to actually protect Americans in their own country, one who seems to be listening to Americans who have been ignored, and one who speaks his mind, instead of bromides.

Posted by: Pam at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (cF0hS)

329 >> You can't do that if you have it engrained in your mind that you are
entitled to dress like a slut and drink like a pig and there will be no
consequences.

Yup. All men are rapists BUT how dare you advise me to take precautions!!!!

The Left loves to muddy distinctions; however, there is a difference between blaming someone for being raped vs. blaming them for creating the opportunity to be raped (e.g. passing out drunk at a frat party after all your friends have left). This does not apply to every rape (or burglary, mugging, car-jacking, whatever), but you *can* reduce the possibility of being a crime victim by taking precautions.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (NOIQH)

330 The left succeeded in convincing many men of the right that their machismo and natural instincts to protect those close to them meant that they must, in order to be a man, shriek over the idea of a dude having sexual thoughts about any woman.

And thus, the birth of the Dad Avenger, an otherwise conservative-leaning dad who'd been seduced into endorsing, in major part, the feminist agenda of speech and thought patrolling.

-----

Interestingly, I've seen a bunch of leftist facebook posts recently attacking the above mentality, since seeing women only as "daughters" and "wives" is denying that they are people.

A bunch of these posts just appeared in response to Republican reactions to Trump, but I've seen them off and on for a few months, including a couple attacking the stereotypical "Dad Avenger" threatening his daughter's date if he hurts her.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (6diJh)

331 302 "Puritanical condemnation of sexual attraction"
~~
So, a scarlet letter 'A' on the chest for women, and on the crotch for men.

I can see that.

Posted by: socalcon at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (Roy2Z)

332 What Paul Ryan said, "Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified,"

That was what he said? LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (EnGQE)

333 For what it's worth at this point, I remember that comment by Obama---"You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig..."--and yes, it was obviously a reference to and an attack on Sarah Palin. It was beyond obvious because this comment came at a campaign rally a few days after Palin described herself as a "Pitbull with lipstick." I knew it when I heard it and Obama's audience "got it." I also remember it WAS mentioned on the cable networks--but only long enough to elicit a "nothing to see here...move along" comment from (I'm pretty sure) Charles Krauthammer.
They knew that if they pressed it, Obama would have been in trouble, so everyone pretended they didn't hear what Obama said and what he meant. It passed.

It goes without saying that the same comment by a Republican in reference to a Democrat VP candidate would have wrecked the Republican's campaign.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (XZcuX)

334 Conversely, if 100 unattached, heterosexual women were approached by a complete stranger, an undeniable hunk, GQ material, and that man propositioned them for no strings attached sex, 95 out of 100 would respond with a vehement no.

uhhh...

Posted by: Tinder, do you even know my name? at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (nNdYv)

335 >Also, seriously -- are you really going to pretend you've never heard this >kind of language before?

Oh, I've had a random dude grab my pussy before. You'd be surprised how many of us have. It might be why a lot of women don't think it's that funny or hard to imagine he's telling the truth on himself.

I live in a solid blue state so it doesn't actually matter who I vote for, or if I do at all. I only bothered to pipe up because I don't think normal male sexuality is inherently predatory, and it's beyond weak to try to pretend that it is just because your candidate happens to swing that way.

Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (0/Svj)

336 >>T has told me some wild stories about up and coming models in Hollywood in the late 80s and early 90s

Did she ever make an album cover, or just vids?

Asking for a friend, of course.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (J82wy)

337 Red Pill is immature BS for betas with anger issues. But whatevs, have fun storming Zion.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (x5ZBk)

338 "So go the fuck back to Pretendistan where you can agitate for your stupid Thought Control and Sexx Laws, chump.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (dciA+) "

A Beck reference? Maybe ace actually is almost 29.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (kumBu)

339 Looked up mish, nothing about anything sexual

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (sWbjH)

340 BTW, I interpreted "grab them by the pussy" as a metaphor, not an actual act. The same way I've heard it described that a woman, "led him around by the dick."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (FYrz1)

341 "Close but inaccurate. SJW don't really believe anything they say. They created these Rules for Other to abide by -- they and their allies are not bound by these Rules."

FACT. When SJWs scream about Trump grabbing pussy, it's not that they object to men behaving like that; it's that they -- or more likely, their handlers and agitators -- know that a large segment of conservatives object - for instance, evangelicals and values voters. They know no one is going to be persuaded to switch from Trump to Hillary over the issue. They know that some people will withhold their vote from Trump over the issue. It's a subtle form of voter suppression... by moral intimidation.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (iIzG7)

342 What Paul Ryan said, "Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified,"

Cue the lute music.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (8ZskC)

343
"Except this one. She said she was married and it was no go."

I think thats the part the media isn't covering.Trump understands no means no and he stopped.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (lKyWE)

344 189 Posted by: pookysgirl at October 11, 2016 05:00 PM (ar2KI)

I'm sorry; I don't quit understand. How can he not look at other women.? Do you mean not obsessively oogle them or tell you that they're hot?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:15 PM (EnGQE)

Yeah, I'm not sure how that can be done.

I remember a Johnny Carson episode where he had the Osmond Brothers on as guests and they were talking about some female singer who was touring with them. Carson said, "Oh, she's quite lovely too" and one of the older brothers said, "Well, I wouldn't know about that - I'm married." Carson said "You're married, you're not blind."

That got a big laugh from the Osmonds and the audience.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (P8951)

345 Why do women have to be" championed"?I mean,they can do anything men can do just as well no?

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (fA75F)

346 We will know that all is lost when we become humorless, self- righteous fucks, like the Left.
And their trolls.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (d6TTt)

347 _Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:34 PM (EnGQE)_

Remember when we were objectifiying him all over the place? "HEY GIRL, IT'S PAUL RYAN"!

Good times.

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (nNdYv)

348 Looked up mish, nothing about anything sexual
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (sWbjH)

Mish is the Sumerian god of the harvest.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (8ZskC)

349 "uhhh...

Posted by: Tinder, do you even know my name? at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (nNdYv) "

Heh.

The "swipe right" percentages are certainly different, but yeah, plenty of girls are DTF just because they think a guy is hot. He doesn't need to be a movie star or a CEO.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:37 PM (kumBu)

350
I only bothered to pipe up because I don't think normal male sexuality is inherently predatory, and it's beyond weak to try to pretend that it is just because your candidate happens to swing that way.

Serious question: Do you have testicles?

Because this is something people without testicles would say.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:37 PM (o2Pn7)

351 336 vids
but tons of coppertone ads

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:37 PM (f7T7k)

352 346
We will know that all is lost when we become humorless, self- righteous fucks, like the Left.

And their trolls.

Posted by: tubal

=======

and we're halfway there...

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (zu88C)

353 Midnite Vultures is an awesome LP.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (J82wy)

354 Dear NeverTrumpers:

What Trump joked about, Hillary will do to you for four long years. Just close your eyes and think of Evan McMullin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (Pby3z)

355 Here's the thing. Trump didn't discuss it in public. It was a private conversation in a locker room.

I was unaware that locker rooms came equipped with recording devices.

Ask O'Keefe how that works.

Posted by: rickb223 [\b] at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (EMrMF)

356 most of my posts on this blog have been defensive, not offensive
~~ The best defense is a good offense.

Posted by: socalcon at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (Roy2Z)

357 >>tons of coppertone ads

That was T!?

I hate you more than ever.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (J82wy)

358
"Why won't Trump just lose in a genteel manner like Romney?"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (zu88C)

and McCain

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (qCMvj)

359 Mish mostly seems to be a shorten version of mission

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (sWbjH)

360 As a wise man once noted; First jew get the money, then jew get the power, then jew get the women.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (QQ+il)

361
First of all, the use of "predator" in this case is absurd.

Predator should be used for people who actually abuse women, not a man who is trying to score.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (o2Pn7)

362 Am endlessly amused at the "alt-right" dogwhistle.

Given that the "establishment-right" hasn't actually accomplished a single fucking thing in 20 years, one would think conservatives would be crying out for an "alt" right. But nope, we can't have that, 'cause Hitler.

Posted by: Theragen Derivative at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (7ajAz)

363 Serious.

Midnite Vultures is the best album Prince never made.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (J82wy)

364 342 What Paul Ryan said, "Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified,"

Cue the lute music.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (8ZskC)

If Women are our Equals... why do they need Champions?

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (qf6WZ)

365 342
What Paul Ryan said, "Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified,"

Cue the lute music.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable

That was funny.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

366 I was unaware that locker rooms came equipped with recording devices.

So was Trump. And yet...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (Pby3z)

367 Mish is the Sumerian god of the harvest.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (8ZskC)

Could also be descriptive of the sound made when something moist is compressed.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (GUBah)

368 I thought the Stark Choice was having your head cut off at the end of season one?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (LdMbv)

369 _Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:37 PM (kumBu)_

But some of these posts though...

Like peeps have been living in 1952 or some alternate universe where hooking up apps don't exist and the "Y" chromosome hasn't dictated male sexual behavior for you know, eons and shit.

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (nNdYv)

370
I only bothered to pipe up because I don't think normal male sexuality is inherently predatory,

Oh dear god of course its,its been that way since the dawn of time

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 11, 2016 05:40 PM (lKyWE)

371 What Paul Ryan said, "Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified,"

Paul Ryan. Worst. Wingman. Ever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:40 PM (Pby3z)

372

For fuck's sake, is everyone pretending they never went to a nightclub??

The whole point of going "clubbin" was to get pussy.

Does that make one a predator?

This is all so Stupid. I want off this fucking ride now!!!

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:40 PM (o2Pn7)

373 O/TShort little personal aside.

Couple of weeks ago I experienced a bought of deydration. Only lasted a day or two but then urination and defecation were difficult for a few days and then straightened out as well.

Another week or so go buy and, then again, G/I issues and I notice a buildup of fluid in my ankles and feet, could barely get my shoes on. Same day doc calls and says results are back and it's fairly seriousl. The body's systems are not producing sodium, potassium, etc at the rates necessary to sustain the body and that I need to get in and begin drug/nutrition treatment ASAP. Also says hee sees strange in/around the liver.

That was last Wednesday and here I sit now. Progress has has been. Exhausted. Should head hoam this weekend and start trying to get back in shape.

Anyway, FYI

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 11, 2016 05:40 PM (pko+6)

374 Remember when we were objectifiying him all over the place? "HEY GIRL, IT'S PAUL RYAN"!

Good times.
Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2016 05:36 PM (nNdYv)

Policy over pecs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (qCMvj)

375
and we're halfway there...

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (zu88C)

Kratom will make you funny as f#ck! Buy some now!!!

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (4MqP9)

376
If Women are our Equals... why do they need Champions?

You can add "Strong" to the "If" side of that statement.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (BK3ZS)

377 272, a janitor who looked like Brad Pitt in his prime would absolutely have access to plenty of women-many beautiful. He obviously couldn't pull an Angelina, or even a Jennifer Aniston because he wouldn't be traveling in the same circles. But he'd have his pick of all the women around his town from 16 to 60.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (XZcuX)

378 Mish is the Sumerian god of the harvest.

Posted by: Cicero
===

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Mish that day, I can tell you!

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (zu88C)

379 355
Here's the thing. Trump didn't discuss it in public. It was a private conversation in a locker room.

I was unaware that locker rooms came equipped with recording devices.

Ask O'Keefe how that works.

Posted by: rickb223 [\b]

Are you saying that Trump was recorded without his knowledge? Serious question.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (LAe3v)

380 357 just wait a couple months
she's doing a 50 pic to go with the legendary 40 pic

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (f7T7k)

381 So,

Guys just randomly going up to women and grabbing their pussies is a thing and is more common than anyone had thought?

Huh.

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (Zrb6L)

382
I personally myself never like the Alinsky rules (one being make them live by their own rules) because the original purpose was and still is anarchy.

Although I don't condone necessarily the Right's use of these tactics, I understand why they want to use them. The original fair is fair argument.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (ODxAs)

383 366 I was unaware that locker rooms came equipped with recording devices.

So was Trump. And yet...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (Pby3z)

He was on a Bus at a studio... miked up to do a Cameo on a Soap Opera...

Had no idea they would be recording....

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (qf6WZ)

384 The whole point of going "clubbin" was to get pussy.

Wait. They told me I'd get paid by the baby seal.

Posted by: A Dumb Canuck at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (8ZskC)

385 My husband being a heterosexual man notices attractive looking women and i know that he does. What I appreciate is that he doesn't (mostly) feel a need to tell me about it. He may occasionally say , "Yes, she is" if i say so first, and yes, i think it's matter of respect. I don't always tell him if I find other men attractive either. He's never said, Wow; She's really hot." because I think I would find that rather odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (EnGQE)

386 I only bothered to pipe up because I don't think normal male sexuality is inherently predatory,

as a woman

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (qCMvj)

387 a woman, "led him around by the dick."
~~~
That phrase is just plain hurtful. Not to mention scary.

Posted by: socalcon at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (Roy2Z)

388 "Is this the long post we were threatened with earlier?"

I must have done something to deserve this.

///days of rage\\\

<tiptoes out and quietly closes thread door>

Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (L2UGl)

389 I'm really tired of people trying to pass a morality test on our nominee at this point. During the primary? Fine have it at it. Now? AFAIC Trumps moral indiscretions are far more preferable to Hilarys'.

In fact, it's not even close. Hilary will hand over the country to progressive leftism for minimum 30 years.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (R5HRU)

390 Paul Ryan. Worst. ~~Wingman~~ CockBlocker. Ever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:40 PM (Pby3z)

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (GUBah)

391 I live in a solid blue state so it doesn't actually matter who I vote for, or if I do at all. I only bothered to pipe up because I don't think normal male sexuality is inherently predatory, and it's beyond weak to try to pretend that it is just because your candidate happens to swing that way.

Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (0/Svj)

Bill Clinton would disagree. And you're going to vote for a woman who enabled his predatory sex life and smeared his victims as trailer trash.

So spare me your outrage and hypocrisy. Trump's a boor. What the Clintons actually did is far worse.

Just be honest - you excuse what the Dems do because they are Dems. You condemn Trump because he is running on the GOP ticket. Your disgust is selective.

Just another liberal woman who votes with her - well you know.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (P8951)

392 In Newspeak, "Predator" is defined as any guy a female is not enamored by, for a "hookup- see definition", and hangs around in her individually defined "safe space - see definition".

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (d6TTt)

393 Funniest thing I ever heard on Nickelodeon was years ago when in summer they had parents getting the green slime pored on them if the kid answered a question wrong. Anyway the question was " I just did it for the _____? " and the correct answer was " For the nookie"

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (sWbjH)

394 Funny thing about ole Paul and that objectification. I seem to remember him putting on a "gun show" as the VP candidate that had a lot of women swooning a bit. He didn't seem to mind that.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (USf3s)

395 I think it started even before Palin. Culturally and politically I think it started with Bush Jr. and the whole "compassionate conservatism". There were strange things that I thought were weird back then but fit right in line with the cultural crap of today. One of the biggest examples for me was hurricane Katrina. Bush was creamed by the media for not forcing his way into LA. It was unconstitutional as hell, but the media insisted on violating the constitution. Bush/Cheney's response? I guess we should have gone in anyway. WHAT!? No real defense of themselves in the press. I recall that they mentioned that it was illegal, but it was in the manner of; "It was illegal but I guess in the interest of human lives we should have gone in." At the time I was shocked. I couldn't understand why republicans were agreeing with the media and allowing themselves to be crucified. Yet they did, and this type of thing has continued ever since.

Posted by: lightning at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (pwONV)

396 The whole point of going "clubbin" was to get pussy.

You can go down to the local animal shelter for a wide selection of pussies. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (EnGQE)

397 292

I have no personal problem with you calling me a fool for not supporting Trump. I disagree with you. I think he'll be a disaster if elected. My one abstention--Hillary is a toxic waste spill on the electorate--in Texas matters fuck all. What I can't stand is the constant implication that not supporting Trump arises being "disingenuous" or or being guilty of "some serious A-Level Pharisaic hypocrisy." Just stating my honest opinion. Didn't like Trump before, don't like him now. This video changed nothing for me. And all the spin is just silly. The best way to spin this is to say "Yeah, he's bad. But she's worse" not "He's just a healthy red blooded male. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. We all talk about grabbing sweet sweet poontayng, CAUSE WE'RE MEN." Trump actually did an ok job on Sunday of deflecting.

Posted by: darii at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (RdrW8)

398 373, Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 11, 2016 05:40 PM (pko+6)

That sounds terrible! Did your doctors figure out what caused it in the first place?

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

399 He was on a Bus at a studio... miked up to do a Cameo on a Soap Opera...

Had no idea they would be recording....

Posted by: Don Q.

Protip: if you are wearing a mic, you are being recorded.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (LAe3v)

400 >>the legendary 40 pic

Seared into my retinas.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (J82wy)

401 Are you saying that Trump was recorded without his knowledge? Serious question.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (LAe3v)

that's what I heard
I think NBC said it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (qCMvj)

402 Guys just randomly going up to women and grabbing their pussies is a thing and is more common than anyone had thought?

At least that's what the survivors tell us.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (QQ+il)

403 ====I only bothered to pipe up because I don't think normal male sexuality is inherently predatory====

I do. But I've already been down to the lab to take care of that.

Posted by: Noted Chemistry Professor at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (7ajAz)

404 Are you saying that Trump was recorded without his knowledge? Serious question.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (LAe3v)

He was miked up in preparation for a cameo on a soap opera...

Was riding a bus to the Lot where it was being filmed...

And you can tell by his change in tone and demeanor when he exited the bus... that he thought at THAT moment he was going from private to public.

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (qf6WZ)

405 FWIW, I think Ace is right about the shift to defending Palin using SJW tactics. Didn't like it then, don't like it now.

Posted by: darii at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (RdrW8)

406 That phrase is just plain hurtful. Not to mention scary.
Posted by: socalcon at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (Roy2Z)

Oh, it's really not that bad under the right circumstances, like during the trek down the hall to the bedroom.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (GUBah)

407 pep?

IT WAS A DIRTY, ADULT - ORIENTED JOKE

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (zu88C)

408 342
What Paul Ryan said, "Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified,"
----------

Did he really? lol what a white knight beta. Up next: Paul Ryan grows neckbeard, complains about The Friendzone.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (xN1DB)

409 We're gonna need more fainting couches.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (Pby3z)

410 Many of the same women shrieking about Trump are the ones who made 50 Shades of Grey a NYT bestseller.

They harbor fantasies of a rich, powerful, darkly handsome man sexually and physically dominating them...but how dare a guy who gets laid a lot because he's rich and powerful joke with his friends about how easy it is for him to get pussy!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (kumBu)

411 If I was advising Trump I would tell him to call out Ryan and ask him if he was voting for Hillary.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (sWbjH)

412
Predator should be used for people who actually abuse women, not a man who is trying to score.
Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:39 PM (o2Pn7)

Its not predatory to women.I think when there are avaliable females around men become predatory with one another

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (lKyWE)

413 _Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (qCMvj)_

Oh, I was just remembering that in an ironic way. I was one of those fawning over him, even went to a campaign appearance of his in WC, PA. He was pretty skinny even then, however he was saying all the right things.

Fast forward to present: What the H? Even if I agreed with his policies, he ain't all that. And because he is quisling, I now call him the Insect.

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (nNdYv)

414 a janitor who looked like Brad Pitt in his prime
would absolutely have access to plenty of women-many beautiful. He
obviously couldn't pull an Angelina, or even a Jennifer Aniston because
he wouldn't be traveling in the same circles. But he'd have his pick of
all the women around his town from 16 to 60.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2016 05:41 PM (XZcuX)

That's not what I said, but you can continue to argue with what you said I said. Kratom helps you understand poorly written comments!!! Buy some now!!!!!

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (4MqP9)

415 399 He was on a Bus at a studio... miked up to do a Cameo on a Soap Opera...

Had no idea they would be recording....

Posted by: Don Q.

Protip: if you are wearing a mic, you are being recorded.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (LAe3v)

Protip.... horseshit...

I'm wearing a Mic right now....

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (qf6WZ)

416 >>The whole point of going "clubbin" was to get pussy.

Back in the days of wall to wall carpeting, it was known as 'Going Woolin' '.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (J82wy)

417 Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM (P8951)

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Guess in blue states, men regularly grab strange strang�, so not surprising the bint has a dim view of men.

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (Zrb6L)

418 Mind you, I suppose it's marginally better than the Theon Greyjoy Choice even if the latter is more accurate.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (LdMbv)

419 >>Interestingly, I've seen a bunch of leftist facebook posts recently
attacking the above mentality, since seeing women only as "daughters"
and "wives" is denying that they are people.

Yes, this is a new feminist bugaboo- "How dare a father act like he 'owns' his daughter's sexuality!!!"

Pretty obvious they need to alienate girls from their dad's in order to mold them into good lil' feminists.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (NOIQH)

420 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:37 PM (kumBu)

You ain't lying. I've told chicks while I've been out with my guy friends I'm engaged and still been badgered.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (R5HRU)

421
"I fucked her brains out!"

Are we now supposed to take this ^^ literally??

btw, I think there's a punchline to a joke with this phrase that goes something like "Hey, I think I know that girl!"

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (o2Pn7)

422 I can't believe that being a famous person means attractive women will throw themselves at you and let you do all sorts of things.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (Pby3z)

423 Paul Ryan:

Never put pussy on a pedestal.

Posted by: dIb at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (VJOLZ)

424 I just wanna know one thing.....

Will ace be cleaning his window sills tonight or won't he?

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 11, 2016 05:46 PM (Enq6K)

425 Soros is really cracking the troll whip today. Hey, Vince, remember: you get paid by the post, not by the hour. There's no overtime.
Seriously, these one name m-fers just refuse to see how obvious they are.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 11, 2016 05:46 PM (SeD0w)

426 Oh, and Dora, I hope you get some of those Syrian refugees in your neighborhood, so you can find out just how respectful they are toward women.

Hillary and Obama are importing thousands of people from a culture which has no respect at all for women or gays at the same time Dems pretend outrage over a pussy comment.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 05:46 PM (P8951)

427 Maybe someone already noted this, but: Marybeth, the Twitter twit who did the flounce-off in the thread below, was never actually a Republican.

Unless you consider someone who's all for opening the floodgates for hundreds of thousands of immigrants from Syria a Republican. I suppose she could be both a Republican, and an idiot -- sort of a "Jews for Hitler" type.

So the flounce-off? Yeah, cutey, you can only really flounce off, if you were at one point on board.

it's as if I went over to some leftist blog and left some sort of melodramatic "I'm leaving this Democrat party and I'm never coming back" pronouncement.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 11, 2016 05:46 PM (sgHEm)

428 The best way to spin this is to say "Yeah, he's bad.
But she's worse" not "He's just a healthy red blooded male. NOTHING TO
SEE HERE. We all talk about grabbing sweet sweet poontayng, CAUSE WE'RE
MEN." Trump actually did an ok job on Sunday of deflecting.

Posted by: darii

You are correct again. Being willing to condemn Trump's behavior is not the same thing as endorsing Hillary. Some here are determined to miss that point.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

429 Wow -

Ace is on a roll!

Ace - I gotta say - quit using that Jedi mind trick called cogent, well thought out expansive and well written arguments. Its gonna get you nowhere with the modern LIV. They are more interested in what some chick named Kardashian says (or perhaps, more accurately, what her big round @ss says).

In any event - pretty much nailed it. And "Pretendistan?" I am gonna be usin' that one, using it a lot! Thanks Ace (do I need to put a quarter in a the tip jar every time I do? cause if so I may use it a tad less).

Pax ex.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 11, 2016 05:46 PM (Fb9aZ)

430 Seriously, he had to be joking. I don't care if you are a billionaire, just the logistics of grabbing them by the pussy is next to impossible. If they are in a dress, forget it, and if they are in pants what? I just don't see it.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 05:46 PM (0+824)

431 @11: "
"(even if he is of Japanese descent, and thus is not even covered by the "chink" slur)."

"...nipping at the heels of fiscal ruin.""

See also "putting a slant on things;" "a slippery slope" - although granted, both of those cover a broader spectrum.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 05:47 PM (rznWS)

432 I had to stop grabbing the pussy because I was getting callouses.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:47 PM (Pby3z)

433 324 I'm in no mood for sex after reading 2,800 pages...

Posted by: socalcon at October 11, 2016 05:47 PM (Roy2Z)

434
Back in the days of wall to wall carpeting, it was known as 'Going Woolin' '.

Shag carpeting!

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:47 PM (o2Pn7)

435 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 11, 2016 05:40 PM (pko+6)

Thanks for letting us know, Ricardo. Will keep you in prayer and do let us know your progress..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:47 PM (EnGQE)

436 Just another liberal woman who votes with her - well you know.

Posted by: DonnaV.deplorably brandishing
ampersandsso there at October 11, 2016 05:42 PM
(P8951)

Bingo.

Well said.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2016 05:47 PM (Zu3d9)

437 I can't believe that being a famous person means attractive women will throw themselves at you and let you do all sorts of things.

I know, right?

Posted by: Gilbert Godfry banging an incredibly hot chick at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (SeD0w)

438 309 Mish. Hmmm. Odd word. Came here from out of nowhere, a few days ago. Seems to be all the rage, though.
Mish. Mishmishmish mish.
Don't like it.
Silly word.
Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:32 PM (d6TTt)

Mish Hmmm does a pretty good job on the ONT and the pet thread.

Posted by: Paul Ryan and the GOP at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (z/Ubi)

439 "Protip: if you are wearing a mic, you are being recorded.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:43 PM (LAe3v) "

#1 rule of broadcasting: Assume every mic is hot.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (kumBu)

440 432 I had to stop grabbing the pussy because I was getting callouses.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:47 PM (Pby3z)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (Zrb6L)

441
I can't believe that being a famous person means attractive women will throw themselves at you and let you do all sorts of things.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at October 11, 2016 05:45 PM (Pby3z)

I don't where people get that idea from

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (lKyWE)

442 337 Red Pill is immature BS for betas with anger issues. But whatevs, have fun storming Zion.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (x5ZBk)

It's the most effective line of thinking to combat Feminism considering Women's studies and inter gender relationships all come from a gynocentric point of view.

But I'd you can point to better resources of multiple disciplines of education and think___ to combat Feminism, which is a cancer, please enlighten me.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (B9Zoe)

443 Rectum? I barely knew 'em!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (QQ+il)

444 So somehow you're an SJW now if you simply prefer politicians on your side to have some class.

Of course Ronald Reagan or Dwight Eisenhower liked women and had sexual thoughts about them. But can you imagine Ike saying "You know the best thing about being a famous general, is you can walk right up to a pretty girl, stick two fingers right up her crack, and she'll just smile and take it, because you're a general! Ha! It's great!"

My problem with Trump (and Clinton) is not these he's a man (with male thoughts) but that he's a fucking teenage boy.

Posted by: chris not rock at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (dX5s2)

445 After reading all of this, no wonder guys give up on interacting with females, and stay home and masturbate to porn, or rent sex with a real person.

It may come down to risk/ benefits analysis n the end.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (d6TTt)

446
Shag carpets were kinda fun. Especially in a van!!

But at home. Wow.

And then came Burbee carpets?

These are the worst rugs ever!!!

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (o2Pn7)

447 He was miked up in preparation for a cameo on a soap opera...

Was riding a bus to the Lot where it was being filmed...

And you can tell by his change in tone and demeanor when he exited
the bus... that he thought at THAT moment he was going from private to
public.

Posted by: Don Q.

If so, it doesn't say much for his street smarts.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

448 Thomas Sowell has a new column out about Trump saying bad words but Hillary doing bad deeds. Heard it read didn't read it myself.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (sWbjH)

449 How fkn insecure do the nevertrumpers have to be to get SWEET SWEET VALIDATION from Trump making a nasty crack about a woman?

Thank God for the 'ettes that remind me of why the 19th was a good thing.

God knows what we would hear from Heelzebub in a hot mike moment if her continuous coterie of lawyers allowed such a thing.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (zu88C)

450 "I don't live in Pretendistan. I live in America, or whatever the fuck is left of its ruins."

The proper term is "Leegreenwoodistan"

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (rznWS)

451 Conservatives did start doing this as Alinskying. Unfortunately conservatives, unlike the left, are encouraged to feel shame when they make arguments they don't actually believe. When a conservative uses an SJW argument in this way, they experience discomfort. It wants to be resolved. The path of least resistance, especially as greased by the SJWs, is to subconsciously, provisionally accept the argument as true. Over time, the provisional qualifier tends to fade, and it takes root as real acceptance.

It takes a conscious effort to avoid that. And to remind oneself that dishonest arguments should be treated as an expediency, not as reality.

Posted by: GalosGann at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (md1b/)

452 in college a friend drew this hilariously crude -- just totally artless and childlike -- of a guy boning a girl from behind, and the head of his dick has erupted out of her MOUTH, impliedly klling her, and there's blood and stuff dripping down from her broken jaws.

And above the dude there's this crude word balloon of him asking, "Did you feel that?"

I guess my friend secretly wished to impale women to death on his five foot long superdick.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (dciA+)

453 Mish Hmmm does a pretty good job on the ONT and the pet thread.
Posted by: Paul Ryan and the GOP at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (z/Ubi)

Heh. VERY good.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (d6TTt)

454
If so, it doesn't say much for his street smarts.

Posted by: pep

Oh bloody hell....

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (zu88C)

455 Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (B9Zoe)

Ever listened to The Male Female Hour on Dennis Pragers' show?

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (R5HRU)

456 Where is 'Poll Man' to tell us about polls with Hillary +11 to +50? Did he already show up?

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (a0IVu)

457
A burbee rug is like a carpet in your home that is about to go to Army boot camp. Terrible.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (o2Pn7)

458 Oh, I was just remembering that in an ironic way. I was one of those fawning over him, even went to a campaign appearance of his in WC, PA. He was pretty skinny even then, however he was saying all the right things.

Fast forward to present: What the H? Even if I agreed with his policies, he ain't all that. And because he is quisling, I now call him the Insect.
Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2016 05:44 PM (nNdYv)

yea, that was my point

we can see past the pecs, and choose policy

women voting for Hillary can't see past the gender

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (qCMvj)

459
If so, it doesn't say much for his street smarts.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

So... you are speaking authoritatively on this tape... but never even watched it???

OK then....

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (qf6WZ)

460
Well yeah, goes without saying, grab a pussy you are likely to get scratched.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (ODxAs)

461 What Trump joked about, Hillary will do to you for four long years. Just close your eyes and think of Evan McMullin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 05:38 PM (Pby3z)

That forehead though...

Didn't McMullin claim that some of the Muslim Brotherhood wasn't bad?

Posted by: The Institute at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (nGsFZ)

462 Thank God for the 'ettes that remind me of why the 19th was a good thing.

---

I have to admit,

there are days that I curse the 19th.

Like being stuck in a waiting area, and the TV is on The View.

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (Zrb6L)

463 in college a friend drew this hilariously crude -- just totally artless and childlike -- of a guy boning a girl from behind, and the head of his dick has erupted out of her MOUTH, impliedly klling her, and there's blood and stuff dripping down from her broken jaws.

Hmm. Something to consider for tomorrow's art thread.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (8ZskC)

464 >>>Conservatives did start doing this as Alinskying. Unfortunately conservatives, unlike the left, are encouraged to feel shame when they make arguments they don't actually believe. When a conservative uses an SJW argument in this way, they experience discomfort. It wants to be resolved. The path of least resistance, especially as greased by the SJWs, is to subconsciously, provisionally accept the argument as true. Over time, the provisional qualifier tends to fade, and it takes root as real acceptance.

i think you might be right about that. The more someone repeats something, even if with a caveat, the more of his ego becomes invested in that claim being true.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (dciA+)

465 Dora, huh.

So, did Trump actually say anything about grabbing pussies "against someone's will"? That's not what I read. He said something like: It's great to be famous, because I can walk around like King Shit of Fuck Mountain, and grab women's pussies. And they don't mind because I'm famous.

That's not really against their will. And it's more a sad commentary on the cult of fame in our society than it is misogyny.

Dora, maybe you should go explore somewhere else.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (sgHEm)

466 456 I guess my friend secretly wished to impale women to death on his five foot long superdick.

definitely not the THREADWINNER!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (f7T7k)

467 smack

Posted by: bjk at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (8kXuf)

468
After reading all of this, no wonder guys give up on interacting with females, and stay home and masturbate to porn, or rent sex with a real person. It may come down to risk/ benefits analysis n the end.
Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (d6TTt)

They're pouring millions of dollars into sexbot development for nothing

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (lKyWE)

469 This is, I think, a bit of the old "New York Values" showing through. Yes men talk about women. Yes men tend to speak in a crude way about women they find attractive. Just how crude and what form the speech takes has to do with the man AND the culture around him. New Yorkers are just more comfortable with vulgarity in general.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 11, 2016 05:52 PM (394Te)

470 >>no wonder guys give up on interacting with females

I gave up a long time ago.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:52 PM (J82wy)

471 Well yeah, goes without saying, grab a pussy you are likely to get scratched.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (ODxAs)

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http://www.frogstylebiscuit.com/images/content/06-jun/kitten_w_gun.jpg

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 05:52 PM (Zrb6L)

472 Looked up mish, nothing about anything sexual

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (sWbjH)

That was then. Now, it means "pussy".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 05:52 PM (zc3Db)

473 Posted by: chris not rock at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (dX5s2)

It's not that, it's the simple fact Trump might be foul mouthed dickhead but he's not a treasonous poisonous end to the revolution.

To get on your high horse now is beyond foolish. It'd be like going back and tsk tsking the US for aligning with Stalin.

*clutches pearls* "HOW COULD YOU GET WITH SUCH AN EVIL MAN?"

"Um, because it's our only shot at stopping someone who wants to literally white wash the world?"

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 05:52 PM (R5HRU)

474 Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (dciA+)

No; i don't think your friend wanted to impale women on his dick. I;ld say he wasn't having much sex or he was a little odd or sophomoric.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (EnGQE)

475
"I fucked the shit outta her!"

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (o2Pn7)

476 New Yorkers are just more comfortable with vulgarity in general.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 11, 2016 05:52 PM (394Te)

Ret. Sailor here.... we used to joke that a Sailor could make ANYTHING sexual...

Oh... wow... I'd really like to swab her deck...

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (qf6WZ)

477 On the one hand, I like using the Left's tactics against them. There's no reason Alinsky or Mao should only work one way.

On the other hand, I have very little tolerance for thin skinned prudery. From left or right.

I'm pro sex. So much so I'm likely a lousy Christian...so I tend to clarify that as being pro-Christian (I do think there's value in the virtues even leaving the Truth and Eternity aside). I grew up when there were boobs in movies and guys trying to get in girl's pants constantly.

God, I feel old...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (hR1Jj)

478 >>I think, a bit of the old "New York Values" showing through.

Well, we don't get to fuck our sisters.

so...

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (J82wy)

479 >>no wonder guys give up on interacting with females

I gave up a long time ago.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 05:52 PM (J82wy)

I'd like to hang out at your breakfast table in the morning.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (8ZskC)

480 Ace,
Try digging up John Mortimer's Best of Rumpole. The short story Rumpole and the Tap End is especially apt for your blog on this topic.

Think it may also be an episode on the BBC show Rumpole of the Bailey as well.

Virtue signalling goes around until the practitioners become so obnoxious that they are put down hard by society. The backlash is building so if you are prone to do this sort of thing, stop before you and others get hurt. That is my virtue signal for the day.

Posted by: wg at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (cgyEk)

481 >>>Now I'm usually not one of those men women have sexual thoughts about, so I guess I could and should shriek "I'm offended!"

Ace, I saw the news clip with you in it and you look quite fetching (no homo), just like George Lucas. I think you could have any woman you wanted. Here's some advice: don't start off by dissing Hillary and the entire cast of MSNBC. Stop telling them that you're conservative.

You look fine. I don't believe you're 29, however.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (iFgwk)

482 472 - Someone needs to update wiki

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (sWbjH)

483 "That sounds terrible! Did your doctors figure out what caused it in the first place?"

-I have Hep A
-I HAD Hep A and somehow "passed" it
-Never had Hep A to begin with

Alll the differering opinions

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (ytypZ)

484 So... you are speaking authoritatively on this tape... but never even watched it???

OK then....

I haven't seen any of ISIS' beheading videos either. I guess it's wrong of me to assume they're not being very nice.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (LAe3v)

485 Ace, most of the right still believes in free speech, the hysterics are coming from a handful of crass politicians and media figures.

Posted by: Johnny at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (+fFCJ)

486 I guess my friend secretly wished to impale women to death on his five foot long superdick.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (dciA+)

He must have been on kratom

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (4MqP9)

487 I guess my friend secretly wished to impale women to death on his five foot long superdick.

============

*intoned seriously and gravely*

Yes. Yes he did.

Hmm. Disgusting.

We should get him some help.

And bleach your eyes. Just to make sure.

Posted by: #nevertrump - seriously at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (zu88C)

488 if they really were "honorable", how could they vote for a party of monsters like Hastert or Foley?

Posted by: the dude at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (SyKbw)

489
I guess I'm now a deplorable predator.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (o2Pn7)

490
I have to admit,

there are days that I curse the 19th.

Me too and I'm a Woman...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (O2RFr)

491 @472: "Looked up mish, nothing about anything sexual

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:35 PM (sWbjH)

That was then. Now, it means "pussy"."

Or some guy who has an economics blog.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (rznWS)

492 What kind of a weirdo wants to impale women on his dick?!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (7ajAz)

493 476 Ret. Sailor here.... we used to joke that a Sailor could make ANYTHING sexual...

we have two skills
field day and perversion

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (f7T7k)

494 >>>
No; i don't think your friend wanted to impale women on his dick. I;ld say he wasn't having much sex or he was a little odd or sophomoric.

you missed a third option: He was a humorist. One of the funniest people I know. Another friend once distinguished between me and this friend. "You (meaning me) *say* funny things. This guy (my friend) actually IS funny, down to the bones."

But whatever, we're not allowed to joke anymore. Any joke is actually an expression of a pathology which must be condemned or therapized or both.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:55 PM (dciA+)

495 No; i don't think your friend wanted to impale women on his dick. I;ld say he wasn't having much sex or he was a little odd or sophomoric.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (EnGQE)

That seems awfully generous to ace's "friend"

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 05:55 PM (0+824)

496 484 So... you are speaking authoritatively on this tape... but never even watched it???

OK then....

I haven't seen any of ISIS' beheading videos either. I guess it's wrong of me to assume they're not being very nice.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (LAe3v)

Oh.... so now Trump's joking is the same as ISIS beheading videos...

OK then...

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 05:55 PM (qf6WZ)

497 So, did Trump actually say anything about grabbing pussies "against
someone's will"? That's not what I read. He said something like: It's
great to be famous, because I can walk around like King Shit of Fuck
Mountain, and grab women's pussies. And they don't mind because I'm
famous.

That's not really against their will. And it's more a sad commentary on the cult of fame in our society than it is misogyny.

So if DT came up to your wife and grabbed her crotch, and she said to stop it, that would be the end of it for you? Most people assume grabbing someone's crotch comes AFTER getting permission to do so. I stand corrected.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (LAe3v)

498 365
342

What Paul Ryan said, "Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified,"

Cue the lute music.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable

That was funny.

Heh - that really was funny. I pictured it along the lines of the Star Trek episode where they run across that planet that Apollo lives on and they make Spock play the lute and sing - except Ryan is Spock in my version. Heh.

Sorry - is there still a ban on Star Trek related things here? If so I denounce myself - -please no Yoko as punishment!

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (Fb9aZ)

499 "Dora, maybe you should go explore somewhere else.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (sgHEm) "

While exploring, maybe she can tell us Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Kill two birds with one stone.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (kumBu)

500 @477: " I grew up when there were boobs in movies and guys trying to get in girl's pants constantly.

God, I feel old..."

Testify. I'm old enough to remember when vampires in movies and books sucked blood instead of cock.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (rznWS)

501 I would vote for an Eric/Ivanka ticket. It would be like that freaky Angelina/her brother thing but the national ticket.

Posted by: bjk at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (8kXuf)

502 Boy it's great I never meant anything I said about enforcing the border, imagine what they would have done to me over my plowing countless women around Capitol Hill and then divorcing my sick loving wife so I could marry a bimbo with a rich father and pursue crass political power.

Posted by: John McCain at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (+fFCJ)

503 Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 05:54 PM (O2RFr)

---

What a coinkydink!

So am I!

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (Zrb6L)

504 Posted by: Pastafarian at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (sgHEm)

Holy shit. THREADWINNER

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (R5HRU)

505 For those of you wondering where all the trolls are coming from:

http://tinyurl.com/h3upgyv

Posted by: ghbucky at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (D2q91)

506 Parthenogenesis would greatly simplify life.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (iFgwk)

507 So is mish fully wall to wall carpeted, just with a runner, or hard wood? Or just a generic term?
I have trouble keeping up with theses new terms and just want to get ahead of it.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (sWbjH)

508 Beck is a recovering addict. He says he was just a drunk, but I think he knew "Mr Charlie". He reformed and decided to be a Mormon.

This Hillary shit is probably his Mormon buddies, in their secret underwear, telling him God says Hillary!

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (NbJXF)

509 While exploring, maybe she can tell us Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Kill two birds with one stone.

And Waldo...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (O2RFr)

510 The thing is I do think there is something inherently predatory about male sexuality. That's why we have civilization, religion and moral codes. Christianity and civilization worked to redirect the male sex drive by championing marriage and monogamy as the ideal. (Yes, even under Christianity, royalty and aristocrats had their pick of mistresses, and poorer men visited whorehouses, but society still expected them to care for their wives and legitimate children)

That's been torn down over the past 40 years and we still don't know how to deal with what happens when you simultaneously release the male libido and "empower" women to seek sex outside of marriage themselves. What is being attempted now is to put the brakes on men, but not women. It's not working out too well.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (P8951)

511
Virtue signalling goes around until the practitioners become so obnoxious that they are put down hard by society.

I often am tempted to ask the Virtue Klaxon sounders what kind of battery life they get out of their devices, particularly because they sound them so often.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (BK3ZS)

512 By the time I got to "continue reading" I was too exhausted to click.

Posted by: Zombie Leo Tolstoy at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (Tyii7)

513 okay kiddies
got to the spawn's school to sign a form for soccer
try not to trash the place
GO CUBBIES!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe says at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (f7T7k)

514 @505 already posted that 300 posts earlier AND I gave Drudge credit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (NbJXF)

515
Look up "Instruction and Advice to the Young Bride" by Ruth Smythers. This was supposedly published in the 1890s, when Comstock ruled. It may actually be a parody, so over the top it is, but no one knows for sure.
-----------------------------------------
At this point, dear reader,
let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate
the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an
attitude! A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of
such a bride. One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten:
GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise
what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual
lust.

On the other hand, the bride's terror need not be extreme. While sex is
at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured, and
has been by women since the beginning of time, and is compensated for
by the monogamous home and by the children produced through it.

----------------------------------------------------

Google and read the whole thing. This is where where we're going. It's Comstock all over again, but with a SJW/lefty twist.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (DW+jj)

516
More to the point of the actual post, I always get a kick out of women in low cut blouses saying something like "my eyes are up here". I always think "but your boobs are down there".

Teh Clue Bat says: Every hetero man not related to you has looked at your boobs. Every Single One.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (ODxAs)

517 "The hills the right is ready to die for seem to be only the hills that the left itself has built and fortified."

That's because in Washington D.C. today there is a Left and a Center, the only "Right" consists of a few outcasts like Cruz that are the most unpopular people in Washington.

The Right as a political force doesn't exist except among the grass roots. When Republicans proved years ago that fiscal sanity was not an issue for them, I quit the party. That was 2007, though they had been proving that for some years prior. I just ran out of reasons to be a Republican in 2007.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (3myMJ)

518 So if DT came up to your wife and grabbed her
crotch, and she said to stop it, that would be the end of it for you?
Most people assume grabbing someone's crotch comes AFTER getting
permission to do so. I stand corrected.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (LAe3v)

There seems to be some confusion about this. This is what I got from the video. When Bill Clinton wants to have sex he walks up and grabs them by the pussy. It works probably 85% of the time. When Trump wants to have sex he takes them furniture shopping. It too probably works about 85% of the time.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (4MqP9)

519 ace,

I think this is easy for a man to say. I think if it was simply Trump, at the time, a married (thrice) man looking at an attractive woman and making a comment before coming out and going about his business it's one thing. But that's not exactly what happened.

First, he's boasting about trying to fuck a married former co-worker of Bush. Then they are really ogling the actress, and discussing how lucky Trump is. He's joking about kissing her and needing a tic tac and whatever. But then they get out and it's just gross. Bush basically makes her give "the Donald" a hug. And he hugs her and kisses her and it's creepy. He's like twice her age and she's in no way expressing any desire or familiarity with him. How often do you hug and kiss a woman you don't know at all? We know they've just met because they were both surprised that she was attractive.

And certainly any half attractive woman has been in the exact same situation this poor woman was in.

For us men, no matter what anyone says, we've all heard guys bullshit and posture and express lust. But for women, they don't typically get to hear this, and they all think this is really fucking gross. And it is.

Women are running from this shit candidate you have and men who aren't stupid are not choosing to die on this dumb hill with him. Trump is losing. He lost Glenn Beck today. He can't stop fucking up and he doesn't have the talent to fix it.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (mCz8+)

520
I'm sorry, but let's admit it: There ARE women out there who are okay with having their pussies grabbed. Indeed, they give you signals to do so.

Men, being male with testicles, can usually identify these women.

Yes, these women are "loose" and promiscuous. But they exist. And some of them are married.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 05:59 PM (o2Pn7)

521 Thousands of emails coming from Wikileaks on Clintons very soon.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 05:59 PM (sWbjH)

522 Teh Clue Bat says: Every hetero man not related to you has looked at your boobs. Every Single One.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (ODxAs)

And rated them.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 11, 2016 05:59 PM (GUBah)

523
So if DT came up to your wife and grabbed her crotch

WELCOME!

Posted by: PRETENDISTAN at October 11, 2016 05:59 PM (zu88C)

524 509
While exploring, maybe she can tell us Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Kill two birds with one stone.

And Waldo...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (O2RFr)

No! I do not care where that hipster doofus is.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 11, 2016 05:59 PM (Enq6K)

525 Dora, maybe you should go explore somewhere else.
Posted by: Pastafarian at October 11, 2016 05:51 PM (sgHEm)

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 05:59 PM (qCMvj)

526 Nobody like the original Puritans; but they at least tried to walk their talk.

The antiTrump neo-Puritans are all trigglypuffs to me. Grossly distorted, self-absorbed, unable to allow others the 1st Amendment protections they demand for themselves.

F 'em all.

Posted by: setnaffa at October 11, 2016 05:59 PM (iDxq/)

527 So if DT came up to your wife and grabbed her crotch, and she said to stop it, that would be the end of it for you? Most people assume grabbing someone's crotch comes AFTER getting permission to do so. I stand corrected.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 05:56 PM (LAe3v)

If a guy grabbed my girlfriends crotch, I'd hit him in the face.

If a guy made a very obvious joke about "women" in general and crotch grabbing, I would either roll my eyes or maybe laugh. Depends on the delivery I guess.

See the difference?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 06:00 PM (cJrMO)

528 >>>The thing is I do think there is something inherently predatory about male sexuality. That's why we have civilization, religion and moral codes. Christianity and civilization worked to redirect the male sex drive by championing marriage and monogamy as the ideal.

oh I believe you're right. as someone said upthread, an erect penis has no conscience.

But this nonsense about condemning men having an interest in banging women -- pro-tip: without this interest, there would be no more humanity -- or for merely JOKING about sex, as virtually everyone does, is bush league nonsense.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 06:00 PM (dciA+)

529 Don Q- I grew up on Marine bases. I hear you.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 11, 2016 06:00 PM (394Te)

530
Trump is losing. He lost Glenn Beck today.

Oh is that so?

Well, longtime troll, if you knew what you were talking about you'd know that Glenn Beck has had a hard-on for Trump for over a year.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:00 PM (o2Pn7)

531 While exploring, maybe she can tell us Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Kill two birds with one stone.

And Waldo...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 05:57 PM (O2RFr)

and the lawn gnome!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 06:00 PM (qCMvj)

532 Teh Clue Bat says: Every hetero man not related to you has looked at your boobs. Every Single One.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (ODxAs)

First part to look at, then the face, providing she has not turned around first.

And, there it is.
Biology, and evolution.
I did not make the rules.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 06:00 PM (d6TTt)

533 @508: "Beck is a recovering addict."

He's an insufferable twat. He may also be a recovering addict....

Bet he was more fun when he was fucked up all the time.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 06:00 PM (rznWS)

534 I'd like to hear what the convos are like in the Chicago bath houses Barky and Reggie frequent. I'm sure there's not a lot of puthy talk, but I'll bet it's pretty rank.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 11, 2016 06:00 PM (SeD0w)

535 A mish ish as good ash a mile!

Posted by: Daffy J. Duck at October 11, 2016 06:01 PM (7ajAz)

536 If a guy grabbed my girlfriends crotch, I'd hit him in the face.

If a guy made a very obvious joke about "women" in general and
crotch grabbing, I would either roll my eyes or maybe laugh. Depends on
the delivery I guess.

I do indeed. You assume Trump was just lying, I don't.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 06:01 PM (LAe3v)

537 473 Posted by: chris not rock at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (dX5s2)

It's not that, it's the simple fact Trump might be foul mouthed dickhead but he's not a treasonous poisonous end to the revolution.

To get on your high horse now is beyond foolish. It'd be like going back and tsk tsking the US for aligning with Stalin.

*clutches pearls* "HOW COULD YOU GET WITH SUCH AN EVIL MAN?"

"Um, because it's our only shot at stopping someone who wants to literally white wash the world?"

It doesn't matter how I, you, or anyone on this site votes. We won't swing the election. It may be useful as a discussion to figure out how we got to the point where we had to say things like "It's not that, it's the simple fact Trump might be foul mouthed dickhead but ..."

Posted by: chris not rock at October 11, 2016 06:01 PM (dX5s2)

538
So if DT came up to your wife and grabbed her crotch

She'd give him a good sharp elbow to the midsection. Next question...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:01 PM (BK3ZS)

539 Only DT wasnt grabbing, just talking. WJC was grabbing not asking. There is the difference.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 06:01 PM (sWbjH)

540 "Beck is a recovering addict."

Not very well.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 06:01 PM (zu88C)

541 Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (mCz8+)

I just laughed and rolled by eyes at itt. Trump is a coarse blowhard. Was I surprised by this? Nope, Still beats the hell out of corrupt, serial liar Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (EnGQE)

542 M39 Finn Sneak Mosin arrived (1969 vintage). Looks unissued. I also got a second shipment of another 100 rounds of 44 spl. They didn't charge me for the 2nd shipment......whooo hoooo!

Get busy, buy a boomstick and some ammo today to piss off a big government uniparty politician. It's your civic duty as a AoS moron (or moronette). Also this may be your last chance if Trump doesn't win.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (cCxiu)

543 I just got home and read this post. I don't understand what the point is here. At all.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (dFi94)

544

And definitely no worries that those two women going down on each other like sharks with big tits who haven't eaten in a month are Somebody's Daughter.

For, ummm, uh, research purposes!!! Yeah, that's it.

The problem is that Trump is such a flawed vessel. It's not the "legs" or "tits" or even "pussy" stuff, it's the "grabbing" part. But Trump never said he did the grabbing, just that you could, as a celebrity.

Allow me to remind everyone of Robin Thicke, and that picture of him and a fan in front of a mirror. He had his fingers so far in her snatch he could feel her tonsils, but from the front, it was just a "fan picture." The guy was a letch and super scummy, and the girl allowed him to do it because: fame. And low IQ/self-esteem. God forbid we say that women have their own moral agency and ability to defend themselves.

Trump was right, and he didn't say he ever actually grabbed anyone. But you know who else used to kiss unwilling women? Bob Packwood. You know who else? Teddy Kennedy.

Which one remained a Senator?

Of course there is a double standard, and of course the Reublican is going to get crucified in the general with a tape like that. Why on earth didn't Trump have this and get it out in the primaries early?

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

I hate every partisan on every side of this stupid election.

Oh, SMOD, why hast thou forsaken us?

Posted by: imp at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (XIXZz)

545 And he hugs her and kisses her and it's creepy. He's like twice her age and she's in no way expressing any desire or familiarity with him. How often do you hug and kiss a woman you don't know at all?

Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (mCz8+)

As a welcome? All the time. In Europe they do it twice, even. Not defending eurotrash ... just sayin'.

Trump was a perfect gentleman to that lady.

It sounds to me as if you don't get out much.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (zc3Db)

546 So I guess the 60's were wrong and you CAN legislate morality?

Posted by: vivi at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (11H2y)

547 I've been reading this site for years, since 2008 at least. Every time I post people think I'm a troll so I don't very often. Not everyone likes an echo chamber, some of us like to get out some. I'm a liberal feminist who votes Republic at the national level more often than not because the economy is more important to me most of the time, if you want to know. I really, really don't want to vote for Hillary this year but it isn't my fault your party couldn't get its shit together in time to dump this loser.

Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (0/Svj)

548
Seattle Slough isn't "grossed out" by transgenders, tho, especially when they go into women's restrooms.

Sorry, Slough, you're moralizing ain't flying around here.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:03 PM (o2Pn7)

549 I might think twice about leaving my 21-year old daughter alone with Trump.

I'd never leave her alone with Bill.

I'd never leave my country alone with Hillary.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2016 06:03 PM (r1fLd)

550 543
I just got home and read this post. I don't understand what the point is here. At all.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (dFi94)
Whatever the point is grammie, it brought all the trolls - old ones, new ones, weird ones, depressed ones...

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:03 PM (a0IVu)

551 Well ace, maybe not his five foot long superdick, but he might have wanted to use that belt from Se7en.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 06:03 PM (kumBu)

552 I do indeed. You assume Trump was just lying, I don't.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2016 06:01 PM (LAe3v)

Lying? Did you watch the clip?

I don't know how anyone can honestly think he was doing anything other than joking. And if he was "telling the truth," where are all of the police reports of Donald Trump sexually assaulting women?

Whatever, I really don't care. This is such a nonstory and non event that I feel stupid wasting my time talking about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 06:04 PM (cJrMO)

553 ====Trump is losing. He lost Glenn Beck today.====

We were totally undecided on this Trump thing up until this weekend. Seriously. We could have gone either way.

Posted by: Glenn Beck and the Two or Three Other Guys on the Show Who Sound Just Like Glenn Beck at October 11, 2016 06:04 PM (7ajAz)

554
Trump is losing. He lost Glenn Beck today.

Cap'n Obvious troll needs to set up shop in GetAClueistan.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:04 PM (BK3ZS)

555 "She'd give him a good sharp elbow to the midsection. Next question..."

To be specific, the LOWER midsection, and it would be a knee rather than an elbow, if we were talking about my wife.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 11, 2016 06:04 PM (iIzG7)

556 Pretty sure there was a trend, for a time, where calling her a cunt was fashionable with the left.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 11, 2016 06:04 PM (eLvFT)

557 But it is wrong to think that people who do use such
words are inherently evil or even misguided. In fact, I would suspect
that many are extremely compassionate in real life with such children.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2016 04:46 PM (gmeXX)
===========================================

Yeah, you'd hope so. You'd be surprised.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:04 PM (dFi94)

558 >>I've been reading this site for years, since 2008 at least. Every time I post people think I'm a troll so I don't very often. Not everyone likes an echo chamber, some of us like to get out some. I'm a liberal feminist who votes Republic at the national level more often than not because the economy is more important to me

Hi, Dora!

I'm also a liberal feminist.

... and a French Model.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 06:05 PM (J82wy)

559 @518: "There seems to be some confusion about this. This is what I got from
the video. When Bill Clinton wants to have sex he walks up and grabs
them by the pussy. It works probably 85% of the time. When Trump wants
to have sex he takes them furniture shopping. It too probably works
about 85% of the time."

I knew a guy in college who just invited girls up to his room, then dropped his pants. 2/3 got offended and left. If you're rich, powerful, or good-looking, the mating game is like grenade fishing.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 06:05 PM (rznWS)

560
Breaking News!!

Trump lost the endorsement of John Kasich today!!

Posted by: Seattle Slough News Service at October 11, 2016 06:05 PM (o2Pn7)

561 I just got home and read this post. I don't understand what the point is here. At all.

Men and Women have sex. And sometimes they talk about it. Some people are offended by this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 06:05 PM (ODxAs)

562 I'm a liberal feminist who votes Republic at the national level more often than not

...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 06:05 PM (qCMvj)

563 Women are running from this shit candidate

P.S. You're always good for a laugh, SS. I'm not running from him nor are the supporters of Trump on this blog, nor are the thousands who continue to show up at his rallies. because there is more to Trump that what he said in a private conversation 11 years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (EnGQE)

564 wonder how PGiS or Bl@zer reacted to this story

Posted by: the dude at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (SyKbw)

565 >> I might think twice about leaving my 21-year old daughter alone with Trump.

You should post some pictures.

We'll let you know if you have to worry or not.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (J82wy)

566 pep at 5:56: You're asking me what I would do...if Donald Trump came up to my wife and grabbed her pussy.

Do you worry about this sort of thing a lot, pep? I mean, are you concerned that some wealthy famous person is going to come up to your wife and grab her cooter? Because I'm not terribly worried about that, to be honest.

I'd punch him in the dick. Durr.

Now, has he done this a lot? Are there accusations of him actually having done this? No? Then stop being such a whining little bitch about it. Jesus.

Again: He said that because he's famous, he can get away with virtually anything -- that he can grab a woman's cooter and get away with it, because they won't mind. I'm sure that this was hyperbole, and that only a full-on retard, or a purposefully-obtuse ninny, would recognize this instantly.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (sgHEm)

567 455 Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (B9Zoe)

Ever listened to The Male Female Hour on Dennis Pragers' show?
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 05:50 PM (R5HRU)

A couple of times.

When I say Red Pill it is not to get laid. It is knowledge about the cold hard truth using various areas into a combined way of thinking to combat Feminism. Men Going their own way.

Robert Stacy McCain, The Rational Male, and anybody that offers a position that is not gynocentric.

I'll download some of Prager Male Female Hour now that it has become obvious that the right is adopting a Feminist line of thinking.

Thanks for the suggestion.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (B9Zoe)

568 if an unwanted kiss-hello is now a "Gross" offense which is essentially sexual battery, then I have several hundred lawsuits and/or prosecutions I need to get filing.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (dciA+)

569 Trump was a Democrat when he talked dirty. I rest my case.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (TfoEo)

570 "Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (0/Svj) "

It's not "my party" any more than it is yours. I don't remember owning any GOP shares. If you're really a liberal feminist, I'm sure you were totally on our side the whole time until Trump made a joke about grabbing pussy.

If you really want to be a better concern troll, say you've been reading since 2004.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (kumBu)

571 I might think twice about leaving my 21-year old daughter alone with Trump.

I'd never leave her alone with Bill.

I'd never leave my country alone with Hillary.

THE END

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (394Te)

572 Regarding the original post, I actually agree with the notion that the right is to quick adopt criticisms like "racist" and "sexist" that I think implicitly concede significant ground to the left to win petty squabbles. I think this problem goes far beyond that, and there's a deeper conversation there I would love to have with Ace directly some day were he ever to deem me worth his time. But I think Ace grants too much significance to minor flare-ups of this problem here.

Ace, as much as you seem to be trying to pin this phenomenon on the anti-Trump right, there's plenty of examples of this from all sides. For all this attempt to glorify Trump as the antidote to this phenomenon, he himself does so fucking much of it. I can find you video if you want of Trump talking about how awful it is that Vincente Fox used a dirty word on TV. The man is obsessed with anti-Wiener's cyber-sex habits (which, if it's so important that we're not being prudes, is none of our damn business).

A functional conservative coalition should probably be welcoming to both prudes and perverts alike. There's too many fellow countrymen who fall into either camp, and most fall into both at various times (you yourself, Ace, sure clucked up a storm about the Heidi Cruz tweets at the time, or various insulting/peacocking behaviors of Obama's). Hell, I think it's perfectly legitimate to hold complex and nuanced views about what offends you vs what doesn't, and to whine about either publicly. But you're spinning these obnoxious behaviors into witch-hunt crusades in your mind, on a really flimsy connecting of the dots (reasoning that could easily connect right back in your direction were a different conclusion sought). It's not really that big a deal that some high profile conservatives had a public freakout about some silly things. What's a big deal is that your case for supporting Trump remains shallow and unpersuasive to a general election electorate, and that was hurting him right out of the gates.

Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (jCH/T)

573 Last caller on talk radio I heard said he was a union guy and didn't know anyone who was voting for Hillary.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (sWbjH)

574
Off Topic:

But I for one am glad the David Ortiz show is over. Thank you, Cleveland Indians, for putting an end to a month-long farewell.

Goodbye, already.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (o2Pn7)

575 Women are running from this shit candidate you have and men who aren't stupid are not choosing to die on this dumb hill with him. Trump is losing. He lost Glenn Beck today. He can't stop fucking up and he doesn't have the talent to fix it.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 11, 2016 05:58 PM (mCz8+)

I've already cast my ballot for Trump.

Thumbs up!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (qCMvj)

576 just got home and read this post. I don't understand what the point is here. At all.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (dFi94)

In a nutshell, relations between the sexes.
Wrapped in lots of rhetorical flourishes, virtuous proclamations, andcynical observations.

In other words, typical day at AoS.

Dive right in.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (d6TTt)

577 475
"I fucked the shit outta her!"

Hope solo?

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (USf3s)

578
Trump lost the endorsement of John Kasich today!!

No hope for an endorsement from the postal workers union, then, I take it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (BK3ZS)

579 HELP ME!

Posted by: Dora Suarez's Cold and Ungrabbed Pussy at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (7ajAz)

580 @530: "Glenn Beck has had a hard-on for Trump for over a year."

Dude; phrasing!

Posted by: Sterling Mallory Archer at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (rznWS)

581 >>>It's the most effective line of thinking to combat Feminism considering Women's studies and inter gender relationships all come from a gynocentric point of view.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (B9Zoe)

Out of all the women I know, ONE took a womens studies course in college. WTF? Combat feminism? Live your life. I think I've met maybe one crazy feminist, felt bad for her. Red Pill is still a bunch of shit. There is a happy medium where reality is.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (x5ZBk)

582 568 if an unwanted kiss-hello is now a "Gross" offense which is essentially sexual battery, then I have several hundred lawsuits and/or prosecutions I need to get filing.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (dciA+)

I'm pretty sure an unwanted kiss is always battery. Proving damages may be a little hard though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (cJrMO)

583 Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2016 06:03 PM (r1fLd)

That's very good. I suggest you consider going to Staples, getting a sign and putting those phrases on it and sticking it outside your home. I want everyone to join me in the whiteboard sign brigade. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (EnGQE)

584 Remember when Trump said he could shoot somebody in the middle of Fifth Avenue?

And leftists were all like OMG he is going to shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue!

It's like that.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (0+824)

585 I'm a liberal feminist who votes Republic at the national level

Pro tip, sweet cheeks: Spell your lies correctly. We still won't believe you, but you'll look like less of a skank.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (SeD0w)

586 _Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (B9Zoe)_

I hope you don't think it's too personal if I ask - Are you MGTOW?

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (nNdYv)

587 One the one hand you have the SJWs & their f'd up view of men & women, on the other you have the muslims & their f'd up view of men & women. Somewhere in the middle was the now near-extinct thing called Judeo-Christian civilization.

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (7qAYi)

588

I knew it I knew it I knew it!!! Women are looking at my butt!

Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (BO/km)

589 Dear Penthouse: I can't believe this happened, but I met a liberal feminist who votes Republican on the national level.......

Penthouse rejects for being too unbelievable....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (DW+jj)

590 If all the open borders Republicans loved women so much they would not be for importing a large population of Muslims into the country who will then vote for Sharia law in their communities...

Same goes for immigration from other third world places where lets just say the norms for treatment of women under the law are not exactly enlightened. Worse how are you going to change those views once they come to America if you don't believe in forcing them accept the new culture, by ditching the old one? SJW have never exactly explained how they will deal with the contradiction.

But we all know this PC outrage has nothing to do with the treatment of women, and never has.

Posted by: William Eaton at October 11, 2016 06:09 PM (KhJh8)

591 "I fucked the shit outta her!"

Hope solo?

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at October 11, 2016 06:07 PM (USf3s)

I'd eat her shit after fucking the shit out of Hope Solo

Posted by: the dude at October 11, 2016 06:09 PM (SyKbw)

592 Even with all this blather, Hillary's Man Gap is still bigger than Trump's Woman Gap.

It'll be bigger still when a lot of us go back to our senses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2016 06:09 PM (r1fLd)

593 I just got home and read this post. I don't understand what the point is here. At all.

Men and Women have sex. And sometimes they talk about it. Some people are offended by this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 06:05 PM (ODxAs)
===============================================

Oh, That, I can understand. Thanks.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:10 PM (dFi94)

594 "Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (dciA+) "

Let's definitely make sure we put Wendie Malick's Seinfeld character behind bars - with that many kisses hello, she's basically Hitler.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (kumBu)

595 Gees it's not like Trump punched someone in the pussy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (TfoEo)

596 I'll just point out here-

that my comic novel "Wearing the Cat" (on kindle)

was written in part to walk that line between men and women and the battle of the sexes, to show how a man falls in lust and in love albeit in a humorous manner.

WTC concerns more than that but yeah, that's a big part of it as that is the ground upon which the story unfolds.

Check it out should you so desire.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (0cMkb)

597 When will our "Concerned Conservatives" start posting.

Palin Steele wants to know

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (NbJXF)

598 if an unwanted kiss-hello is now a "Gross" offense which is essentially sexual battery, then I have several hundred lawsuits and/or prosecutions I need to get filing.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (dciA+)

Nah, this is acceptable because it's global and euro-tastic!

2 kisses per cheek
3 kisses in some worlds (hate this version myself)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (qCMvj)

599 I've spent my entire adult life in the Army and the construction game, believe it or not there are women who like the uniform or the rugged masculinity. I never grabbed a pussy, but had my dick grabbed on many occasions by a woman who liked my occupation. Go figure.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (6Ll1u)

600 The nation has certainly had an in-depth discourse on 'pussy' this last five days. Who would have thought.

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (a0IVu)

601 Guy Benson is over on Twitter trashing Ace and licking Paul Ryan's nuts.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 11, 2016 06:12 PM (n7CVK)

602 Trump lost Glen beck Today??!!!

Oh, noes. I think I'll go with Hillary-the "Moral choice"

Risible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 06:12 PM (EnGQE)

603
Out of all the women I know, ONE took a womens
studies course in college. WTF? Combat feminism? Live your life. I think
I've met maybe one crazy feminist, felt bad for her. Red Pill is still a
bunch of shit. There is a happy medium where reality is.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (x5ZBk)

Are you aware of what the PUA part of the red pill is? It's nothing more than scientific, as possible, observation of female behavior in the wild. It's exactly what men use to do to catch game in hunter gatherer societies. Learn about your prey, become one with them and you'll have success hunting them. Don't listen to their bullshit, that's designed to throw you off. That's all the red pill is. Watch them don't listen to them.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 06:12 PM (4MqP9)

604 This post by ace is gripping.

Posted by: Mish McConnell at October 11, 2016 06:12 PM (iFgwk)

605
Trump is losing. He lost Glenn Beck today.

Whatever you do, don't fail to act on his pitches to buy both GOLD and property in Belize. He'd be a great neighbor to have around in a pinch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:12 PM (BK3ZS)

606 I'd eat her shit after fucking the shit out of Hope Solo

I'll say this, she does seem to keep her squeakhole clean.

OMG, did I just type that? I denounce my CIS whateverthefuck genetic predisposition.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at October 11, 2016 06:12 PM (USf3s)

607 @547: "I'm a liberal feminist"

Here's some stuff to make your life easier:

Hockey helmet (1)
Water wings, inflatable, set of (1)

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 06:13 PM (rznWS)

608 600 - not in depth enough, now we need to find out how we have raised a generation of pussys

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 06:13 PM (sWbjH)

609 There are many Americans who are more honest and law abiding than Donald Trump.

Hillary Clinton is not one of those Americans.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 06:13 PM (J+eG2)

610 Trump has the trolls worried. That's why they are here a lot today. They know it isn't over.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 06:13 PM (3myMJ)

611 .a woman, "led him around by the dick."

~~~

That phrase is just plain hurtful. Not to mention scary.

Awwww, it's not so bad.

Posted by: Colin Kapernick at October 11, 2016 06:14 PM (qJhUV)

612

oh well
it's been fun

nice post, Ace

the trolls have been seeping through the lava on this one

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 06:14 PM (qCMvj)

613 609
There are many Americans who are more honest and law abiding than Donald Trump.

Hillary Clinton is not one of those Americans.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 06:13 PM (J+eG2)
ohhh...that is a good one. Can I steal it?

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:14 PM (a0IVu)

614 600 - not in depth enough, now we need to find out how we have raised a generation of pussys

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 06:13 PM (sWbjH)

the g spot doesn't exist

Posted by: the dude at October 11, 2016 06:14 PM (SyKbw)

615
Guy Benson?

The phony who is trying to take Andrew Sullivan's place as the phony homosexual conservative?

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:14 PM (o2Pn7)

616
Was in Vegas once at that bar on top of the building and this drunk chick and here bride party were walking around grabbing guy's junk. They thought it was pretty funny, until I unzipped when they came over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (ODxAs)

617 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (6Ll1u)

Word.
Grabbed by a number of women inbars or paries, after they had a few drinks or a joint.
Not really that uncommon a thing.
In my misspent youth, of course.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (d6TTt)

618
Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (0/Svj)

So you're surprised at the push back you get?

LOL

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (R5HRU)

619
The nation has certainly had an in-depth discourse on 'pussy' this last five days. Who would have thought.

Lots of clown and pussy costumed trick-or-treaters coming our way, I'd reckon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (BK3ZS)

620 Pretendistan sounds nice to visit, but I wouldn't hook up with any of the chicks there.

Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (dnWSK)

621 >>>you missed a third option: He was a humorist. One of the funniest people I know. Another friend once distinguished between me and this friend. "You (meaning me) *say* funny things. This guy (my friend) actually IS funny, down to the bones."

You missed a fourth option: neither he NOR you were funny, and your friend was a similarly shitty judge of humor because you were all kind of hackish.

And guess what? Someone who makes a drawing like that which then gets publicized? Maybe people like you think he's funny. But, so sorry! He doesn't get to be President of the United States! Too bad, so sad. Jesus Christ, live in the real world.

Posted by: Guy who points out awkward truths at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (MO4VE)

622 I'm sure Dora's first romance novel was a hardcopy of Reagan's Time For Choosing speech, too.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (oBMKp)

623 in this election, the SJW's are like sharks smelling blood. They're everywhere.

"Why are all these sharks in full on feeding frenzy?" Because the toupee'd jackass over there keeps throwing chum in the water.

Posted by: Sam in Va at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (9stgl)

624 Out of all the women I know, ONE took a womens
studies course in college. WTF? Combat feminism? Live your life. I think
I've met maybe one crazy feminist, felt bad for her.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (x5ZBk)
============================================

My daughter graduated from UW-Madison with a minor in Women's Studies. Yeah, from Madison. She now teaches at a college. Yeah, Academia. She votes conservative and is totally committed to living a Christian life. So, I have to remind myself that, sometimes, the shoe doesn't fit. Sometimes, people surprise you.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (dFi94)

625 I've spent my entire adult life in the Army and the construction game, believe it or not there are women who like the uniform or the rugged masculinity. I never grabbed a pussy, but had my dick grabbed on many occasions by a woman who liked my occupation. Go figure.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (6Ll1u)

Finally...exactly. just the other day I stopped by a construction site and some hard hat grabbed MY...p.....nevermind.

Posted by: Caitlyn at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (TfoEo)

626 They charge extra to lead you around by the dick.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (DW+jj)

627 I took the red pill because I wanted to bang Trinity. Didn't work out...or did it?

(No, seriously, I'm not sure - I'm in those fucking movies and I don't understand them)

Posted by: Neo at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (kumBu)

628
Interrupting the troll flood for some mil-blog news:

More details has come on the missile attack on a US destroyer last week off Yemen. Turns out the destroyer fired missiles and decoys in defense:

http://tinyurl.com/h73hcq9

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (kdS6q)

629
Paul Ryan: Dennis [the pederast] Hastert is "ethical and honorable."

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (o2Pn7)

630 599 I've spent my entire adult life in the Army and the construction game, believe it or not there are women who like the uniform or the rugged masculinity. I never grabbed a pussy, but had my dick grabbed on many occasions by a woman who liked my occupation. Go figure.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (6Ll1u)

Back when I was tending bar another, girl, bartender went "looking for the keys" by fishing around in my front pockets. I did not mind.

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (7qAYi)

631 "it isn't my fault your party couldn't get its shit together in time to dump this loser."
Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (0/Svj)

It isn't my fault that all your preferred pros are such bigger losers they couldn't come close to beating Trump.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (3myMJ)

632 Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (BO/km)

I apologize; I'll try not to do it again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (EnGQE)

633 "ohhh...that is a good one. Can I steal it?"

Go ahead.

I did.

Some other Moron posted that several days ago.
And believe it or not, in real life, I have had multiple people pause and after thinking about it say "I hadn't looked at it that way before".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (J+eG2)

634 547 I've been reading this site for years, since 2008 at least. Every time I post people think I'm a troll so I don't very often. Not everyone likes an echo chamber, some of us like to get out some. I'm a liberal feminist who votes Republic at the national level more often than not because the economy is more important to me most of the time, if you want to know. I really, really don't want to vote for Hillary this year but it isn't my fault your party couldn't get its shit together in time to dump this loser.
Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (0/Svj)

Because you'd be totally down with voting for the "Zodiac Killer" if Trump wasn't in, yes?

Cast your vote as you wish, of course, but don't give us this nonsense about how you're being "forced" to vote for Hillary simply because of how awful Trump is.

btw, if you're a "liberal feminist" (and especially if you're in academia), chances are you're in a much bigger echo chamber than the one here.

Posted by: The Institute at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (nGsFZ)

635 Well, in my case, the extra charge is because it's too small to get a hold on.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (DW+jj)

636 Posted this in earlier thread, but meant to post here: When a group of people have spent 2 or 3 weeks trying to gin up Hillary
coughing a lot into a national scandal, it's a lot harder for that same
group to argue that the national scandal concerning their impolite
speech is out of order.

Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 06:17 PM (jCH/T)

637 The Boston Police Department advanced a rather novel legal theory in court recently: because criminals are known to use [common item X], [common item X] can be seized without a warrant. Insert any item into that equation and see what it gets you.

.. now imagine a [common item X] .. like say ...
toilet paper

shoes

belts

lawyers

guns

money

Twitter accounts

cell phones

automobiles

political action committees

charitable foundations

.. this beggars the question as to what isn't a [common item X] ?

Posted by: undocumented memester at October 11, 2016 06:17 PM (e8kgV)

638
Posted by: Guy who points out awkward truths at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (MO4VE)

Shut The Fuck Up, Dunce.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:17 PM (o2Pn7)

639 I think Drudge has jumped the shark with the Black son of Bill story.

Damaging the franchise.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 06:17 PM (NbJXF)

640 Posted by: Dora Suarez at October 11, 2016 06:02 PM (0/Svj)

And I'm not a Republican either.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 06:18 PM (3myMJ)

641 I apologize; I'll try not to do it again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (EnGQE)

Why, harumph, harumph. I should think not!

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 06:18 PM (d6TTt)

642 I hope you feel better right quick, RK.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2016 06:18 PM (kTF2Z)

643 Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (B9Zoe)

I hope you get something out of it. I know I do.

Just be warned Prager states "He's not a man fan or a woman fan, I am a fan of the sexes getting along."

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 06:18 PM (R5HRU)

644 600 The nation has certainly had an in-depth discourse on 'pussy' this last five days. Who would have thought.
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (a0IVu)

The nation has been in a panic over clowns for weeks now. I'm not really surprised at anything anymore.

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 06:18 PM (7qAYi)

645 "And guess what? Someone who makes a drawing like that which then gets publicized? Maybe people like you think he's funny. But, so sorry! He doesn't get to be President of the United States! Too bad, so sad. Jesus Christ, live in the real world.

Posted by: Guy who points out awkward truths at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (MO4VE) "

Well, lots of people read ace's site and think he's funny. Who the fuck are you exactly, character?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 06:18 PM (kumBu)

646

btw, most of the trolls here today are Republican Shits, not Leftist Shits.

These are Redstaters and Glenn Beck fans and Republican groupies.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:19 PM (o2Pn7)

647 >>>Shut The Fuck Up, Dunce.

Mmm, really?

Explain to me why I'm wrong.

Not why I should be wrong, or how 'cucked' and 'femme-y' our culture has become and how awful everything is, but why in the real world, where real people actually exist and vote, I am wrong.

Posted by: Guy who points out awkward truths at October 11, 2016 06:19 PM (MO4VE)

648 636 Posted this in earlier thread, but meant to post here: When a group of people have spent 2 or 3 weeks trying to gin up Hillary
coughing a lot into a national scandal, it's a lot harder for that same
group to argue that the national scandal concerning their impolite
speech is out of order.
Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 06:17 PM (jCH/T)

Now I know you're a troll, and a horrible one at that - you're trying to get us to dis-remember seeing Hill-dawg essentially being dragged into a van during the 9/11 memorial.

Posted by: The Institute at October 11, 2016 06:19 PM (nGsFZ)

649 Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 06:17 PM (jCH/T)

A lot of us just stuck with the "played fast and loose with our national security, got Foreign Service personnel killed and created a terror state in Libya."

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 06:20 PM (3myMJ)

650 As rude and crude as Trump is, I would love to vote for Hillary if she were honest, trustworthy and obeyed the law.

But, then she wouldn't be Hillary, would she?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 06:20 PM (J+eG2)

651 he nation has certainly had an in-depth discourse on 'pussy' this last five days. Who would have thought.

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (a0IVu)

Has it bottomed out yet?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 11, 2016 06:20 PM (JO9+V)

652 563 Women are running from this shit candidate

I'm not running from him because I know there are far more important things going on the world right now than a boorish comment Trump made a long time ago.

Stupid, hypocritical women are running from Trump, because their feeeeellllllings are more important than war, the economy, terrorism, riots in the streets, the national debt or anything else.

You know, I'm a sensible woman who thinks about politics instead of letting her feelings and vagina rule her. But I'd be willing to give up my vote if it meant that stupid idiots like you also could not vote.

You are ruining the country and the planet by putting yourself and your dumb injured feelings before anything.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 06:20 PM (P8951)

653 Folks, I don't mean to denigrate any of your contributions, but Slough now has the highlight of the day. First with the already ironic (we're such prudes on the right, you know, which is why he can't support us) double-reverse "All men talk like this and women don't know!" straight to "...IT'S SO GROSS", and then following up with "Trump lost Glenn Beck today".

I. It. What.

It's so surreal it's painful. Like getting buttfucked by Salvador Dali, through a piece of toast.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 11, 2016 06:20 PM (eXSOZ)

654 To Paul Ryan and the newsmen and others who remain in a lather about Trump saying something saucy:

Just because I am a woman does not mean I am so sensitive and frail that I need you to protect me from Trump's crude banter.

Better to protect me and the rest of the country from 4 more years of wasteful policies, corruption, and inept leadership by making sure Clinton is not elected. That might seem harder, but at least it's real; the hand-wringing over Trump is just cheap theatrics.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 11, 2016 06:21 PM (wgFcF)

655 One consequence of living in Predendistan: if it could be demonstrated that Hillary would hand over women to ISIS, liberal women would still vote for her and be offended at the "grab pussy" comment, so long as Hillary pays lip service to women's rights.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 06:21 PM (iFgwk)

656
Explain to me why I'm wrong.

That's easy. You're full of shit. You don't believe a word you say when it comes to this stuff. You came here to shame us for supporting Donald Trump. You'll say anything, none of it you actually believe to be true.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:21 PM (o2Pn7)

657
an anagram for Dora Suarez is "I lie like the devil".

I may have changed some letters there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 06:21 PM (ODxAs)

658 think Drudge has jumped the shark with the Black son of Bill story.

He must think there's something there...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

659 >>Like getting buttfucked by Salvador Dali, through a piece of toast.

So, you've experienced the 'Castillian Egg in a Basket'?

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 06:22 PM (J82wy)

660 Trump really spooked 'em with that Special Prosecutor comment, didn't he?

From all the yelping, somebodies dog got hit with that one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 06:22 PM (J+eG2)

661 646, These are Redstaters and Glenn Beck fans and Republican groupies.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:19 PM (o2Pn7)
Why are they here? I mean, since it is so obvious to apparently everyone (but us, presumably) that Trump is going to lose in a landslide, why are they wasting their time telling us how concerned they are, etc, etc? Don't they have Hillary inauguration plans they need to work on?

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

662 I may have changed some letters there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 06:21 PM (ODxAs)
===============================================

It's the gin. Don't worry about it.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:23 PM (dFi94)

663 "btw, most of the trolls here today are Republican Shits, not Leftist Shits. "

If I were Hillary's Troll Master I'd be running a lot of pseudo-Rightists attacking Trump. More effective.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2016 06:23 PM (r1fLd)

664 Posted by: Guy who points out awkward truths at October 11, 2016 06:19 PM (MO4VE)

Please point out the awkward truth of Hillary's goal in Libya and whether she achieved it.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 06:23 PM (3myMJ)

665
I may have changed some letters there.

No, in Pretendistan it works out perfectly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:23 PM (BK3ZS)

666 "It's so surreal it's painful. Like getting buttfucked by Salvador Dali, through a piece of toast.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 11, 2016 06:20 PM (eXSOZ) "

Ceci n'est pas une gaffe

Posted by: The Treachery of Grabbing Pussy at October 11, 2016 06:23 PM (kumBu)

667 I apologize; I'll try not to do it again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Oh I don't mind. No pinching though please.

Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 06:23 PM (BO/km)

668 >>Women are running from this shit candidate

Sit back and enjoy the bouncing titties, then.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 06:24 PM (J82wy)

669
Yeah, these trolls are different. You can tell.

These trolls, most of them, are very annoyed we strayed from the reservation. It's obvious these trolls are Republican buttboys.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:24 PM (o2Pn7)

670 Honestly, when I first saw the Trump tape, I thought it was extremely embarrassing and would put his campaign on its heels for a few days but I no idea the media and pols would become hysterical over it. Really, I believe Trump's slump in the pols has less to do with the tape than with the horrific news cycle filled with Republican condemnations and calls to drop out. No reason those assholes couldn't have made themselves unavailable for one weekend.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 11, 2016 06:24 PM (701jH)

671 When Trump wants to have sex he takes them furniture shopping.

Do you like oak? Your Uncle Donald likes oak.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 11, 2016 06:24 PM (BoFYZ)

672 Pro Tip: if everyone thinks you are a troll, chances are that you are a acting like one.

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 11, 2016 06:24 PM (Om16U)

673 660
Trump really spooked 'em with that Special Prosecutor comment, didn't he?

From all the yelping, somebodies dog got hit with that one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 06:22 PM (J+eG2)

I think he should ask the question of why a special prosecutor has not been appointed.

"Hillary, if you think you have done nothing wrong, then you would not object to the appointment of a special prosecutor to look into this matter, would you"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 06:24 PM (NbJXF)

674 Who would have ever thought that Donald Trump would be on the level of George Washington and Abe Lincoln and Hillary would be on the same level as Mao and Kim Il Song...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 11, 2016 06:25 PM (NuElX)

675 The nation has certainly had an in-depth discourse on 'pussy' this last five days. Who would have thought.

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (a0IVu)

Loose shoes, next?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2016 06:25 PM (zc3Db)

676 I just thought of something; If Trump is a walking devil worshipping ethereal of evil why in the fuck is Huckabee backing him?

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 06:25 PM (R5HRU)

677 ====the g spot doesn't exist====

Oh yeth it does.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 11, 2016 06:25 PM (7ajAz)

678
If I were Hillary's Troll Master I'd be running a lot of pseudo-Rightists attacking Trump. More effective.

She doesn't have to. The Republicans are tripping over themselves to go on TV and concern-troll the American people and especially their base.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:25 PM (o2Pn7)

679 These trolls, most of them, are very annoyed we strayed from the reservation. It's obvious these trolls are Republican buttboys.
Posted by : M Magoo

So - Liberal Statists. Check.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 06:25 PM (d6TTt)

680 671
When Trump wants to have sex he takes them furniture shopping.

Do you like oak? Your Uncle Donald likes oak.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 11, 2016 06:24 PM (BoFYZ)

Well, at some point you work in the line that all this furniture is "giving me a woodie"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (NbJXF)

681 674 Who would have ever thought that Donald Trump would be on the level of George Washington and Abe Lincoln and Hillary would be on the same level as Mao and Kim Il Song...

You got the Hillary part right...

Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (O2RFr)

682 _Posted by: The Institute at October 11, 2016 06:19 PM (nGsFZ)_

HAHAHAHA

but, but...pneumonia!

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (nNdYv)

683 Meanwhile, apparently Miley Cyrus likes sex with pans. Not sure if they mean saucepans or frying pans. I just read the title

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (oBMKp)

684 More details has come on the missile attack on a US destroyer last week off Yemen. Turns out the destroyer fired missiles and decoys in defense:

http://tinyurl.com/h73hcq9
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (kdS6q)

As the mewling quims wail over Trumps comments, the real world is going on its' not so merry way.

When Reality finally hits, the only pleasure I will have is watching the White Knights and SWJ's of the left and right attempting to cope with it.

It will be quite a sight.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (P8951)

685 More details has come on the missile attack on a US destroyer last week off Yemen. Turns out the destroyer fired missiles and decoys in defense:

http://tinyurl.com/h73hcq9
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 11, 2016 06:16 PM (kdS6q)

Wow... and NO PRESS for a blatant Act of WAR???

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (qf6WZ)

686 I hope that by 6 months into the Teflon Donna's first term we can all be friends again. Surely our outrage can unite us.

Posted by: David T at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (EsrQK)

687 622 I'm sure Dora's first romance novel was a hardcopy of Reagan's Time For Choosing speech, too.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2016 06:15 PM (oBMKp)

Would you like a HARD copy, sir?

*bow chicka bow bow*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

688 I think Trump hates blacks because he does not have a illegitimate black son like BJ Clinton.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (NuElX)

689 @621: "Someone who makes a drawing like that which then gets publicized? Maybe
people like you think he's funny. But, so sorry! He doesn't get to be
President of the United States! Too bad, so sad. Jesus Christ, live in
the real world."

Actually, in this "real world" you speak of, people can do far, far worse and still get to be President of the United States. Bawdy pictures ain't shit.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (rznWS)

690 Why are they here? I mean, since it is so obvious to apparently everyone (but us, presumably) that Trump is going to lose in a landslide, why are they wasting their time telling us how concerned they are, etc, etc? Don't they have Hillary inauguration plans they need to work on?

For the "honest" non-paid trolls its to get in some angst driven "I told you so." For the paid trolls of either Clinton or GOPe variety it is to supress turnout. Turnout will be king this election, maybe the biggest factor, and Trump supporters are far more passionate than Hillary's coalition.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (USf3s)

691
These trolls, most of them, are very annoyed we strayed from the reservation.

Too bad, buckeroos. Won't be coming back no matter what the outcome on Election Day. But do enjoy your post-election feasting on Smug Pudding or ButtHurt Pie...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (BK3ZS)

692 581 >>>It's the most effective line of thinking to combat Feminism considering Women's studies and inter gender relationships all come from a gynocentric point of view.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 05:48 PM (B9Zoe)

Out of all the women I know, ONE took a womens studies course in college. WTF? Combat feminism? Live your life. I think I've met maybe one crazy feminist, felt bad for her. Red Pill is still a bunch of shit. There is a happy medium where reality is.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 06:08 PM (x5ZBk)

Dude, we I've in a gynocentric society. The Female Imparative dominates and has dominated since the 1960's. Men have been raised ane taught since they were toddlers that they are inferior to women and are only useful tools for women.

There is a war against men and boys whether you want to believe it or not. Women and girls are put on pedestals as the dominant gender to be cherished and revered.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble but that is the reality. But I'm a beta boy for studying and educating myself to educate and point out the gynocentric double standards and the insanity of FEMINISM that is destroying our country and Western Civilization.

Because Betas right back right?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (B9Zoe)

693 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (J+eG2)

694 Now I know you're a troll, and a horrible one at
that - you're trying to get us to dis-remember seeing Hill-dawg
essentially being dragged into a van during the 9/11 memorial.

Posted by: The Institute at October 11, 2016 06:19 PM (nGsFZ)

Heh. I was talking about before that, I have no powers to make people "dis-remember" anything. I assumed a mutual base level assumption that both parties in the conversation would recognize that I wasn't trying to pretend away one of the most high profile scandals of this election cycle. My posts are already too long as is, can we not grant me this base level assumption of good faith to save people some reading?

Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (jCH/T)

695 sotero and company are gearing up to get the U.S.into another war.

Everyone is talking sex.

Meet rock bottom.

Nowhere to go but up.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (d76uN)

696 Has it bottomed out yet?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 11, 2016 06:20 PM

Wrong hole!

/just the punchline

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (BoFYZ)

697 'Meanwhile, apparently Miley Cyrus likes sex with pans'

Ugh.

Posted by: Pan at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (BO/km)

698
Why are they here?

Admonition?

They want us to come back into the fold and behave ourselves.

The Republicans are shitting bricks. They know the end is near for their party.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (o2Pn7)

699
Meanwhile, apparently Miley Cyrus likes sex with pans. Not sure if they mean saucepans or frying pans. I just read the title
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (oBMKp)

Oil pans

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 11, 2016 06:28 PM (lKyWE)

700 I'm leaving. You're all pussies!!!! Buy kratom and be a not pussy

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 11, 2016 06:28 PM (4MqP9)

701 676 I just thought of something; If Trump is a walking devil worshipping ethereal of evil why in the fuck is Huckabee backing him?
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 06:25 PM (R5HRU)

As well as Ben Carson and a lot of evangelical ministers?

Perhaps it's called "Keeping Priorities Straight?"

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 06:28 PM (P8951)

702 Someone who makes a drawing like that which then gets publicized? Maybe
people like you think he's funny. But, so sorry! He doesn't get to be
President of the United States!

RAPE A FEW WOMEN AND HAVE A CIGAR! YOU'VE EARNED IT!

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 06:28 PM (3myMJ)

703 I'm not running away from Trump. I never ran TO him. He's simply the candidate I'm voting for. He's not the focus of my every walking breath.

There's real life out there. I spent part of my afternoon playing hide and seek in the woods with a 5 year old. The giggling was so very much worth it.

Enjoy your life. Enjoy your family. Enjoy not pinning all your hopes and dreams on a politician.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:29 PM (dFi94)

704 Wall of words goodbye.

Goodbye.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2016 06:29 PM (d6TTt)

705
Loose shoes, next?

I move we skip right past that point to "warm place to shit". Winter is a comin', y'know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:29 PM (BK3ZS)

706 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 11, 2016 06:29 PM (VvYVO)

707 Posted by: Capt Joe at October 11, 2016 06:28 PM (hS/zw)

LOL bye.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 06:30 PM (R5HRU)

708 You wanna know who's gonna go on having babies? The Mexicans, that's who. Because they're not paying attention to any of this bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2016 06:30 PM (8g/r6)

709 Hillary coughing, fainting, falling: not an image of stability and strength.

Trump coarsely joking about women: impolite but maybe a better foreign image especially vs. Putin.

So yes, "reform highlander", you appear to be an incompetent troll. Just like Guy.

Posted by: setnaffa at October 11, 2016 06:30 PM (iDxq/)

710 "Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2016 06:26 PM (oBMKp) "

Meanwhile, while I greatly respect those who are pansexual, I'd like to come out as Potsexual - I only fuck when I'm baked as shit.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at October 11, 2016 06:30 PM (kumBu)

711
Trump ain't building a wall and Hillary ain't taking our guns

You'll make a good serf. Unarmed serf.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:30 PM (o2Pn7)

712 699 Well just fuck it. I'm out.
Posted by: Capt Joe at October 11, 2016 06:28 PM (hS/zw)

Oh, man, we're all so sad to see you go.

After reading two sentence of your word vomit, I'm glad you just "lurked" here and didn't post.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 06:30 PM (P8951)

713 he nation has certainly had an in-depth discourse on 'pussy' this last five days. Who would have thought.

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:11 PM (a0IVu)
..............

I hope their education has included as to why they are found so close to buttholes.

Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 06:31 PM (HgMAr)

714 Posted by: Capt Joe at October 11, 2016 06:28 PM (hS/zw)

Crybaby.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 06:31 PM (3myMJ)

715 Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:29 PM (dFi94)

Well said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 06:31 PM (EnGQE)

716 Lots of flouncing today...

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

717 143 Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:07 PM (dciA+)

Yes, exactly. If the Left uses a tactic, use it back on them. Make them feel every sling and arrow they shoot first. You don't have to actually believe the Left's tactic, you just have to use their own rules against them.

Trump is Alinsky's Rule 4 come to life. He is everything the Left legitimized for 25 years. And now they are trying to attack him for being just that, using the one person (Spill) who was one of the two people most responsible for legitimizing people like him.

No wonder the pearl clutching right doesn't like Trump - he's a weapon they have no idea how to use, so they hurt themselves with it.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at October 11, 2016 06:32 PM (nWmg2)

718 Just a quick note that hypocrisy is NOT failing to live up to a standard you hold ideal. That's just a failure or sin depending on the standard.

Hypocrisy is a form of lying by acting in a way to mislead people from your true motives and beliefs (not counting bluffing in a game or a war). It might be pretending to give more than you really do, pretending to believe something for an ulterior motive, whatever.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 11, 2016 06:32 PM (yqvys)

719 Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 06:28 PM (P8951)

Yup. I hate to bring up Prager again, but I will, he's so clear in his thinking. When challenged by people who say "He's abandoning his values and principles!" his response is; Stopping the left from destroying the revolution is still a value and principle and Donald Trump is the only vehicle I have.

Wish more people saw it that way

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 06:32 PM (R5HRU)

720
I'm leaving too!

I've been here since 1989 when Ace was funny and put up funny Pet Threads. But now I cannot countenance Ace's love for Donald Trump.

(Let's all say our goodbyes!!)

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:32 PM (o2Pn7)

721 _osted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2016 06:30 PM (8g/r6)_

When I want to troll the young commie libs I tell them only three groups are having babies: Mormons, Conservative Christians, and Muslims.

The looks I get back are priceless.

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2016 06:33 PM (nNdYv)

722 690
Why are they here? I mean, since it is so obvious to apparently everyone
(but us, presumably) that Trump is going to lose in a landslide, why
are they wasting their time telling us how concerned they are, etc, etc?
Don't they have Hillary inauguration plans they need to work on?

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at October 11, 2016 06:27 PM (USf3s)

I can only speak for myself, but I miss podcast-era Ace. If it were just the rest of you here, I promise I wouldn't bother. I'm not presumptuous enough to assume he reads my posts or cares about their content, but it's worth the likely futile effort from my POV, because I fucking loved that podcast.
I do, to some extent, enjoy ranting on its own merits, but I could easily fill that void with better hobbies.

Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 06:33 PM (jCH/T)

723 Sorry Captain Joe. I'd rather play Russian Roulette with a revolver than a semiauto. HTH. HAND.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 11, 2016 06:33 PM (2379E)

724 The more ranting dorks that show up, the more I'm convinced this is a GOPe plan to rile up their NeverTrumper base.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 06:34 PM (Pby3z)

725 I've been here since Ace went from acoustic to electric. Blew the fucking doors off the blog, man.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 06:35 PM (kumBu)

726 @672: "Pro Tip: if everyone thinks you are a troll, chances are that you are a acting like one."

Or, to quote The Rabbi from Lucky Number Slevin: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose; the
second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk; but the third
time someone calls you a horse, well, then, perhaps it's time to go
shopping for a saddle."

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 06:35 PM (rznWS)

727 Beta Pubbies, philanderers, pederasts, and felons clock crystals cracked when the Donald said jail.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wanting a new party at October 11, 2016 06:36 PM (N7KlP)

728
I've been here since Ace was on the ham radio.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:36 PM (o2Pn7)

729 643 Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 06:06 PM (B9Zoe)

I hope you get something out of it. I know I do.

Just be warned Prager states "He's not a man fan or a woman fan, I am a fan of the sexes getting along."

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 06:18 PM (R5HRU)

Thanks. I'll look into it. The gynocentric brainwashing over the last 50 years is difficult to break through.

Men are fans of both sexes getting along, the past 50 year ist women want men to 1.$$$$ 2. Shut up. 3. go away.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 06:36 PM (B9Zoe)

730 I wonder if the hardcore Bernie trolls are over at the leftist cites pushing all the Wikileaks stuff. I certainly hope so. Would cut any crossover Bernie support by a big chunk, I would suppose.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at October 11, 2016 06:36 PM (USf3s)

731
And ...

GOOD DAY TO YOU, TOO, SIR!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 06:37 PM (BK3ZS)

732
I've been here since Ace had a mailed newsletter.

Commenting was a pain as it took weeks but...good times.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:37 PM (o2Pn7)

733 Trump has already done great things that needed to be done.

He's exposed the GOPe is a group of useless losers.

He's shown America that the media is an arm of the Commiecrat party.

He's shown that the GOP's "best bench ever" was a joke. None of the losers on that bench would have beaten Hillary, they couldn't even beat Trump.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 06:37 PM (3myMJ)

734 I know this is a serious underlying shift in American culture and politics. And I appreciate how it can be and is representative of so much more, but ...

But I cannot believe that for days now the American voting public, the candidates, and both partys have been stuck on this issue. Donald Trump used some vulgar language and now all of America is freaking out.

It hurts my brain. Small and addled as it is. This is just crazy. It is a product of a politically controlled media frenzy.

Posted by: gracepc at October 11, 2016 06:38 PM (OU4q6)

735 So typical of Republican trolls.....all sniveling droids abetting the Democrats.

If there was ever a question about how we get such sissified Republicans in office...these trolls are the answer.

Posted by: Pam at October 11, 2016 06:38 PM (cF0hS)

736 Winning strategy: Let's bust a 70 year old man's balls about some shit he said 15, 20, 25 years ago about some adult, "innocent," beauty pageant poontang who didn't know what purpose their vaginas were meant for.

Now contrast Bill on the other hand, - he was flying to a place where minors were most likely forced to give up their virtue against their will for cash on the barrel head. Hmmm...

I want to see this nasty Donna Brazile spin this into a positive for male-female democrat relationships.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2016 06:39 PM (cyoBN)

737 Every time I post people think I'm a troll so I don't very often

heh

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 06:39 PM (zu88C)

738
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 06:36 PM (B9Zoe)

God speed my dude, I believe you'll get something out of it.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 11, 2016 06:39 PM (R5HRU)

739

Where is the eyeless vagina mask link from Fark a week or so ago? that would seem to be a popular costume for the GOPe this year.

Posted by: imp at October 11, 2016 06:40 PM (XIXZz)

740 Capt Joe: The written equivalent of Hillary's "I hain't in no ways tarred" speech.

Spud wrench. Dry hole. Uh huh.

Fuck off, you millennial. Go grow some fuzz on your nuts. And work on your composition. Try making an outline first next time, and do a little more research. You can't just drop random "flyover country sounding terms" into your diatribe and make it all sound cohesive and convincing.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 11, 2016 06:40 PM (sgHEm)

741 @695: "sotero and company are gearing up to get the U.S.into another war."

Unless you plan on assassinating them, there's bugger-all anyone can do about it. They run the country - if they want a war, they'll get one.

"Everyone is talking sex."

Must be a day that ends in "y," then. It's always been one of mankind's favorite topics of discussion.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 06:40 PM (rznWS)

742 I'm not leaving!!! You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 06:40 PM (Sfs6o)

743 "Women are to be championed..."

This is all one big Studebaker ad. Some women are to be Hawked. Some are just on a Lark. I wish Wilbur and Mr Ed could have lived to see it.

Hard to believe so many end up with a Big Six, or a Dictator.

Later on when AOP is on the ONT, we may get into the Scotsman and Econo-mizer lines. And we will give more than we promise. Izzer, not Wuzzer.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 11, 2016 06:40 PM (H5rtT)

744 DC Mcallister over at PJ Media is pretty hot. I'd totally tap that! Just sayin'.

Posted by: Brad at October 11, 2016 06:41 PM (1odol)

745 "Commenting was a pain as it took weeks but...good times.

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:37 PM (o2Pn7) "

Once, in the long long ago, in the before times, there was nothing but void. The void was molded by ace, who broke it into land, sea and sky. Ace created a blog, and he also fashioned a man, Vic, out of the loam and clay. Many a day, Ace and Vic would chisel long reviews of cave paintings onto stone tablets. This was, of course, before the calamity - Before Trump.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 11, 2016 06:41 PM (kumBu)

746 "You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 06:40 PM (Sfs6o) "

And you're not so big.

Posted by: They Might Be Giants at October 11, 2016 06:43 PM (kumBu)

747 OT / Why do they have to schedule the Cubs game so ding-dang late?? That's what I'm upset about.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:45 PM (dFi94)

748 I can't remember how long I've been coming here. Seems like a long time to me, but probably not to you guys because I'm so funny and brighten the place up.

Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 06:46 PM (Sfs6o)

749 All right, that's it. I'm flouncing off. I'll never darken this door again. You won't have Pastafarian to kick around any more.

You'll miss me when I'm gone dammit! Say it! SAY IT!!! Say you'll miss me!!

I'm flouncing off once and for all, because I've just learned the horrible truth: M Magoo's first name: Shoot. Shoot Magoo.

You goddamned rapist. You've raped me with your screen name.

That's it dick holes, I'm out of here forever!!!

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 11, 2016 06:46 PM (sgHEm)

750

I'm so old I remember the "tight formation" post, when ace complained about his nuts sagging.

Like 13+ years ago.

Strange that a 16 year old ace would complain about having saggy nuts ....

(you're not fooling anyone with this 29 shit, ace!!!!)

Posted by: imp at October 11, 2016 06:46 PM (XIXZz)

751 @728: "I've been here since Ace was on the ham radio."

Pfft. Some of us have been here since he was painting his movie reviews in a cave in Lascaux.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2016 06:46 PM (rznWS)

752 @736: "Now contrast Bill on the other hand, - he was flying to a place where
minors were most likely forced to give up their virtue against their
will for cash on the barrel head. Hmmm...

I want to see this nasty Donna Brazile spin this into a positive for male-female democrat relationships."

Free market at work, and it helped young women find paying jobs. Done and done.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at October 11, 2016 06:48 PM (rznWS)

753 There is a nood thread complaining about ESPN and NFL.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 06:50 PM (dFi94)

754
I'm leaving. Again!!

Posted by: M Magoo at October 11, 2016 06:51 PM (o2Pn7)

755 And a good day to you, SIR!

Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 06:53 PM (dnWSK)

756 I'm not leaving, so let me know when it's okay to loot your desks...

Posted by: setnaffa at October 11, 2016 06:54 PM (iDxq/)

757 Also, Trump is not Brandon Eich or Paula Deen. He's specifically asking for a job from us, and we're allowed to say no over moral disagreements. We're allowed to treat his sexual indiscretions like we treat Anthony Weiner's, and apply as much subjective distaste as we deem fit. He gets to go back to his private life afterward and grab all the pussy he wants.

And Trump's history here, let's not forget, isn't just some comments he made to Billy Bush. Ivana accused him of taking out a painful hair transplant operation on her sexually during their divorce proceeding. Sure, it's her word against his, but so are most of the accusations against Bill Clinton. And let's not forget his publicizing and bragging of his affair while still married. The scumminess of Trump runs deep, even if we ignore the sexual elements and his past quotes entirely. Maybe not as deep as the Clinton's (I don't agree, but there's enough speculation and conjecture involved in assessing either's history that I don't think that's an unfair conclusion), but he his demonstrably guilty of pretty much any of their well established vices and goes toe to toe with them on plausible accusations. A recorded soundbite makes for a better viral story, but its insignificance as an anecdote is not an adequate absolution of Trump's character.

Posted by: reform highlander at October 11, 2016 06:54 PM (jCH/T)

758 reform highlander needs to learn to summarize...

Posted by: setnaffa at October 11, 2016 06:55 PM (iDxq/)

759 but probably not to you guys because I'm so funny and brighten the place up.
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 06:46 PM

Well, yeah, sometimes.

Posted by: The Barrel at October 11, 2016 06:55 PM (BoFYZ)

760 Breaking:

Oh My

No shit, really.

From Zips place

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=300583

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 06:57 PM (J+eG2)

761 Not to mention, Bill Clinton was convicted of lying to a Civil Right grand jury and disbarred. Trump is just a guy who talks big and has made himself rich in the Private sector without acting as a paid gatekeeper to elected officials...

reform highlander is really zoolander

Posted by: setnaffa at October 11, 2016 06:58 PM (iDxq/)

762 reform highlander needs to rub the cream into its skin and learn to summarize...
Posted by: setnaffa at October 11, 2016 06:55 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at October 11, 2016 06:58 PM (BoFYZ)

763

reform highlander at October 11, 2016 06:54 PM

SOOOOOooooooooooooo....... much concern

Posted by: imp at October 11, 2016 07:01 PM (XIXZz)

764 Thanks, Jame Gumb, you're right...

Posted by: setnaffa at October 11, 2016 07:01 PM (iDxq/)

765 #760 Great one, VIA!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 07:03 PM (LdMbv)

766 I miss Pastafarian.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 07:05 PM (LdMbv)

767 Ace, I sure I liked and agreed with what you wrote, but I didn't have the patience to finish it, much less get to the punch line.

Posted by: Dogbert at October 11, 2016 07:06 PM (T54s3)

768 Quit making fun of Doris because she identifies today as a liberal who votes Republic(an?).

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (JAvsW)

769 I tire of the GOPe. May they slow-roast in hell.

Posted by: Marooned at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM (XhyuK)

770 REposted because it is relevent to our choices in less than a month:

If Hillary wins, no judge will become more circumspect. No regulator will be cowed. No political appointees will be replaced. There will be no rules, only power.

I will be hunted down like a Jew in 1942 Germany if Hillary is elected.

American patriots will be the new Jews.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

771 252

This. Absolutely. Brilliant.

Posted by: Margaret at October 11, 2016 07:22 PM (F2qnR)

772 Brilliant, Ace, thanks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (r/3H7)

773 more to 252:

They now have cats or small indulged dogs.

Posted by: Margaret at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (F2qnR)

774 Losing a sock

Posted by: GrampyB at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (nPI+3)

775 I have noticed the trend myself. And I've usually chimed in to ask if people saw the problem. However, by the standards, the lipstick on a pig reference by Obama was undeniably smarmy.

Conservatives can also believe in chivalry and hold it up as a standard (this would depopularize the word "cankles" just to be clear).

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2016 07:48 PM (2mC6G)

776 "And definitely no worries that those two women going down on each other
like sharks with big tits who haven't eaten in a month are Somebody's
Daughter."

ace - link please?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 11, 2016 07:50 PM (WzlF7)

777 So if you think Sarah Palen is an idiot you are somehow a pussy. Thanks for more verbose mental masterbation to rationalize you walking away from logic, principles and common sense.

Posted by: Poor ace. at October 11, 2016 07:51 PM (p8YKk)

778 >WTF is with you, a-hole? Did Ace fuck your dog or something?

I think my dog would be in the alpha position on that one.

Nah, he just engaged in some obvious horseshit of the kind he's calling out now.

If you feel like I've pissed in your cheerios for making a fair criticism and asking a fair question, I've got news: I don't give a shit.

Posted by: DDT at October 11, 2016 08:04 PM (xa4+A)

779 This analysis of the conservative cave in to the enforcement of the left's rules is xcellent and I agree; but I would qualify a bit. I love and admire Sarah Palin. She has more courage and honor than all the GOP stacked together. I was dissapointed a little when she began the woman thing. A perfect woman/politician would not have done so. But she's not perfect; she is courageous and honorable. But as to the substance here is the catch; because she is a woman she is a tenfold greater threat to them than an otherwise equal and charismatic man. To that extent the attacks were based on sex. Works for blacks too. See Clarence Thomas; Thomas Sowel, Sen. Scott (fi forget his first name), Ben Carson etc.ad nauseum.

Posted by: Doug at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (1VStT)

780 @728 'I've been on here since Ace was on the ham radio"

I heard tell Ace threw the antenna and mike away and made sammiches out of the ham part of that radio. That was back in the pre-gainz days though.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 11, 2016 08:37 PM (cCxiu)

781 There are no SJWs on the right calling for speech codes on campuses to protect women or minorities.

There are no SJWs on the right calling for "safe zones" or diversity training or this other campus nonsense.

There are no SJWs on the right demanding that males accused of sexual assault have their due process rights taken away.

There are no SJWs on the right demanding we change our language, our bathroom laws, what we see in movies and television, what we can say legally.

In fact all of these so-called SJWs on the right are OPPOSED to all of this mentioned above.

For Ace to say there is a SJW movement on the right that is comparable to the SJW movement on the left is completely without any basis.

Posted by: SteveMG at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (MMkZy)

782 Paul Ryan's opponent's name is Ryan Solen.

Posted by: Draki at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (QLU+j)

783 I gotta think on some level, the current official feminist line on how dudes should approach them is directed against unwanted attention from guys who aren't good at it. Which, fine if a guy comes across lame, obviously. I just think they're not being honest in presenting it as an ideological stance with regard to all guys.

Posted by: Talk at October 11, 2016 08:55 PM (YR6At)

784 Posted by: SteveMG at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (MMkZy)

It's clear you are too fucking stupid to actually comprehend what ace wrote..... no surprise, given your fuck-tarded line of work.

Asshole.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at October 11, 2016 08:58 PM (br2jI)

785 Someone on the right saying Trump's words and behavior are unacceptable is not the same as some SJW on the left saying this is an example of the misogyny and sexism and hatred of women rampant in America and we need more diversity and laws and speech codes and government to root it out.

Geezus, if you can't see the difference between the two, if you think both sides are SJWs then I'm not sure what we are looking at. The two are not comparable in any damned way.

Posted by: SteveMG at October 11, 2016 09:00 PM (MMkZy)

786 "It's clear you are too fucking stupid to actually comprehend what ace wrote..... no surprise, given your fuck-tarded line of work. "

In other words you got nothing. Nothing at all.

Just say "I got nothing". It's shorter and more honest.

Posted by: SteveMG at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (MMkZy)

787 There isn't a single person on the right of any note or name who supports or endorses ANY of these social justice warrior ideas on the left.

That is the speech codes, the "safe zones", the call for taking away due process rights for males accused of sexual assault, more diversity training and all of this other nonsense.

None. None.

Again: all of these SJWs on the right that Ace points to are CRITICS of everything the SJWs on the left advocate. Not only are they not in step with these fanatics they are opposed to them.

If you want to say that some emulate the tactics of the left, sure; but to say they are identical to the left and are in agreement is simply not true.

Posted by: SteveMG at October 11, 2016 09:06 PM (MMkZy)

788 Whenever Ace writes a multi-volume treatise like the one above, the chances of the content sucking approach 100 percent.

1) As always, Ace has to fabricate a pretend-Trump in order to defend the turd. What Trump said on the hot mike was only marginally related to normal sexual desire. It was an expression of hate and the desire to humiliate. He was bragging about getting away with sexual battery.

2) Those Republicans who broke with Trump after the tape was released did so out of genuine offense, but also for the pragmatic reason that it became clear that Trump was a goner, and they didn't want Trump to drag their candidacies down with him.

How exactly is that wrong? How do they owe anything to this mentally defective authoritarian piece of filth?

Posted by: Brian at October 11, 2016 09:11 PM (YNfU0)

789 "How exactly is that wrong? How do they owe anything to this mentally defective authoritarian piece of filth?"

Hell if I know.

Apparently if you think a 60 year old man shouldn't be acting like a 20 year dumbass then you're a SJW who wants to do exactly what the SJWs on the left want: speech codes, no due process rights, et cetera.

Apparently Paul Ryan believes in the SJW program of the left because he finds what Trump did unacceptable.

This is crazy, just crazy.

It's not THIS tape. It's the totality of the man. If it was jut this then we can say, "Look at the man in full. Look at everything and not this." But look at him. This is not some isolated incident.

If Ted Kennedy was caught on tape saying this stuff these Trump supporters wouldn't be saying, "It's no big deal!!". They would said, "Look at this creep."

It's insane.

Posted by: SteveMG at October 11, 2016 09:18 PM (MMkZy)

790 So good Kool-Aid, Ace? Call me an "asshole" and I think we're done here.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at October 11, 2016 09:19 PM (SSIyK)

791 The problem is that the truth just keeps truckin onl

Posted by: butternut at October 11, 2016 09:25 PM (QNFC/)

792 This post brought to you by Ace. A short fat guy who can't get laid.

Posted by: Ace is a chubby chaser at October 11, 2016 09:55 PM (ZzkUn)

793 474 Posted by: ace at October 11, 2016 05:49 PM (dciA+)

No; i don't think your friend wanted to impale women on his dick. I;ld say he wasn't having much sex or he was a little odd or sophomoric.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2016 05:53 PM (EnGQE)

The unfuckable virgins like Ace always hung out together at my college. Women could tell there was something just not right about them. Creepy fuckers in general.

Posted by: Ace is a chubby chaser at October 11, 2016 10:05 PM (ZzkUn)

794 TROLL SECOND SHIFT

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 11, 2016 10:07 PM (Om16U)

795 I'm going to have to say goodbye at this point. I'm not going to continue to come here and be insulted. I'm NOT a liberal. I'm a conservative. And because of that, and Trump's absolute incivility, I can't support him. Just like you couldn't support Rubio, even if wad the nominee. I think maybe I'll try after the election since this used to be one of my favorite sites. But for now, I can't stand your hypocrisy, your disdain for those you disagree with, and your ascribing motives to people you don't know.

Posted by: rexbatt at October 11, 2016 11:19 PM (woA40)

796 Well, it has to happen - now anyone who is in the least disapproving of Trump's blatant, proud immorality is now an "SJW Feminist."

When it becomes impossible to even speak out against immorality, civilization is dead. I'll start preparing my children to live in a post-civilized society. It won't last forever. Someone will come along and impose standards that we have failed to value and promote freely. It won't be pretty though, and it won't be the same standards that we would have chosen for ourselves had we understood that it was important. It will be more brutal, less forgiving, and possibly even more hypocritical as those in power grind us under their boot. But in the end, I think that we'll understand that freedom only works where people can govern themselves. When they lose the desire to do that, and come to believe that even the desire to do so is wrong, freedom has not long to live.

There has always been immorality - the difference is that now people have stopped caring about it, or even pretending to care about it. That's why the writing is on the wall. That's why we have two political parties who are increasingly indistinguishable from one another. A society based on liberty and justice is only possible among people who value liberty and justice. Largely, we are no longer made up of that sort of people.

Posted by: dabhidh at October 11, 2016 11:38 PM (pO3ga)

797 "I'm going to have to say goodbye at this point. I'm not going to continue to come here and be insulted. I'm NOT a liberal. I'm a conservative. And because of that, and Trump's absolute incivility, I can't support him. Just like you couldn't support Rubio, even if wad the nominee. I think maybe I'll try after the election since this used to be one of my favorite sites. But for now, I can't stand your hypocrisy, your disdain for those you disagree with, and your ascribing motives to people you don't know."

Agree 100%. Long time lurker for many years. I'm aghast and dismayed at the change in Ace and the tone here. I'm done as well.

Posted by: Quantum at October 12, 2016 12:38 AM (8iOEN)

798 A society based on liberty and justice is only
possible among people who value liberty and justice. Largely, we are no
longer made up of that sort of people.

Posted by: dabhidh at October 11, 2016 11:38 PM (pO3ga)

One must be alive to enjoy liberty, and that's something you "conservatives" don't seem to understand. You imagine this contest is governed by the Marquess of Queensberry rules, but this fight is governed by the laws of nature. You dumbasses have been saying that if X happens then the country is at risk. Well, X happened and you went about your business as usual, and moved on to Z. When does this existential threat you've bitched about for years come into effect? Your still worried about shit that is one level higher on Maslow's hierarchy than we're currently at. You are behind the times.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 12, 2016 04:12 AM (8yWRG)

799 Oh, spare the world from sanctimonious pearl clutching. America jumped the shark with civility and good taste a couple of decades ago. Some conservatives don't want to admit that it occurs. It's probably much more delightful as a stray naughty thought as opposed to saying it out loud to another.

Dads who think do realize that every woman is someone's daughter, but oftentimes, that doens't happen before they become a parent.

The idea that men at different stages of their lives could look at the world differently at different times is more about what is happening here, as opposed to saying 'omg, sexualized raging testosterone is wrong!' No, it's not wrong. Acting out inappropriately with unwilling women is wrong. Talking smack, playing 'biggus dickus', exercising your ego with other men in private, is not wrong.

It's crude, it's crass and can be quite vulgar. It's not 'wrong'. I say this as a middle aged woman, moderate conservative and not a pretentious pearl clutcher who imagines a desexualized world.

Men imagining that they can have any woman that they want, 'taking' what they want, are fantasizing, unless they act on it. If his wife had caught him, she would have been alternatively embarrassed, pissed off that he was saying it in public, while rolling her eyes because she knows that he's not really all that and a bag of chips AND in reality when he's not on a roll, he knows that too.

Talking smack is not sexual assault. As a woman, I KNOW what sexual assault is. There is not a woman on the planet that has not had unwanted sexual advances or at the very least, harrassment in her lifetime.

Donald Trump may be uncivil, and have piggish tendencies, but if I have to trade my preference for someone 'acting Presidential' and having the next eight years be about Hillary destroying what's left of our republic, I'll take the guy that acts like a boor.

And if you cannot figure out that acting like a boor doesn't make you a sexual predator, you're missing the point. ACTING on being a sexual predator, makes you a predator. Being a jackass, makes you a jackass. There is a serious difference.

As a veteran parent one of the most important things that I've taught my children is the compartmentalized aspect of behavior. There is a time and a place, and you need to know the difference. There is a way of speaking and acting that is appropriate in one place but not in another. How you speak to Grandma is different than you parents, your teachers, your friends, the guys in the locker room, and your dates. If you have a good heart, you won't hurt other people, but you can if you if don't understand why this is necessary.

Trump was not and has never been, my guy. I voted for Rubio, but even he had flaws. I will however, vote for him in November, because right now, the reality is that he is the only thing standing between us and presidential oblivion. Although I would prefer more class, I'll put up with the sass.

Posted by: tired at October 12, 2016 10:01 AM (kOGRT)

800
Excellent piece, ace.

Insightful. And - as usual - damn funny too.

Posted by: Testy Stoic Trumpublican at October 12, 2016 02:38 PM (KKZob)

801 Ace, simple question for you. How would you define misogyny and what would be examples of it? And do you feel Trump is a misogynist?

I'm watching you go down the Brietbart road, and it ain't pretty.

Posted by: dragonlady at October 12, 2016 07:33 PM (M2aOb)

802 Which is it Ace.

Donald Trump bragged about taking the pussy because it wasn't true and he has a refreshing sense of humor

or

Donald Trump bragged about taking the pussy because every red blooded American male enjoys the liberty to brag about taking the pussy in order to replenish the species.

or maybe

Donald Trump bragged about taking the pussy because he has tried to take the pussy, and you're an adolescent jerk hiding behind a screen name.

Ponder that one folks, and bear in mind that Ace is the brainiac who blogged that Brad Kimberlin is a murderer, in conjunction with other bloggers, for the express purpose of raising awareness of how bad Brad Kimberlin is, so that anytime you hear of a controversy between Brad Kimberlin and anybody else, you will disagree with Brad Kimberlin, and is now in a courthouse swearing to Jesus Christ that he didn't defame Brad Kimberlin.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at October 13, 2016 05:10 PM (EioIi)

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