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Community Agitator in Chief: Obama Orders National Security Workforce to Take Up the Critical Issue of "Intersectional" Identity Politics Theory
As in -- they should practice it.
President Obama is ordering all national security agencies to expand the use of “unconscious bias” training and address "intersectionality" in a late push for diversity and inclusion in the federal government. The president issued a memorandum on Wednesday entitled "Promoting Diversity and Inclusion in the National Security Workforce." The memo requires all 17 intelligence agencies, including the Pentagon, State Department, and Department of Homeland Security, to report back in four months on their progress in collecting information about diversity in their workforces, such as employees' sexual orientation and gender identity. Obama listed "diversity" as "our greatest asset" in keeping America safe.Less important assets in keeping America safe: Intelligence, warriors, weapons. As we all know, the enlightened, True Conservative serious-about-policy position is to support Hillary Clinton this election cycle. To save the party or whatever.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2016 01:58 PM (5Vm+C)
Posted by: Tim Kaine at October 05, 2016 01:58 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at October 05, 2016 01:59 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 01:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2016 01:59 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: BacktoGA at October 05, 2016 02:00 PM (QUl0c)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 05, 2016 02:00 PM (4rXjl)
Um...isn't that illegal?
Not the collecting part, but the asking employees about it part. I've attended more than enough 'workplace diversity' seminars to know that.
This is so f'd up!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 05, 2016 02:01 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: MacGruber at October 05, 2016 02:01 PM (C278+)
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2016 02:01 PM (DYDUy)
Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2016 02:01 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 05, 2016 02:02 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 05, 2016 02:03 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ned Flubber at October 05, 2016 02:03 PM (mkx2w)
Posted by: Chris M at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (k3w9p)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: MacGruber at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (4rXjl)
The Rooskies are prepping for WWIII and this is what we're doing.
Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2016 02:01 PM (6xtq3)
Gives you all sorts of warm fuzzies doesn't it?Nothing short of a wide spread purge, dare I say douching, of agencies involved in this farce will save us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (1Njtx)
Posted by: Fritz at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (2Mnv1)
Only men with boobs.
Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (pjHqs)
Diversity - many minds, one thought.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (DYDUy)
Posted by: Dolphin predator at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: Ripley at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (pjHqs)
I'm a big fan of diversity. For instance I like my nuclear bombs being delivered from the air, land and sea.
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (DYDUy)
^^^^^^^^THIS
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (DYDUy)
I don't discriminate based on the caliber of one's gun.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: no good deed at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (DYDUy)
True diversity and inclusiveness would require the intelligence services to embrace traitors and foreign nationals.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 05, 2016 02:04 PM (4rXjl)
Starting with the closet Muslim and admitted Communist CIA director.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Revenant at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (3DSAh)
Weee! We can even create a new uniform award for being the bestest diversity person. Let's have a contest! Forget our actual purpose for being employed on the first place.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:07 PM (1Njtx)
Also, if these agencies have the manpower to do this without neglecting their regular work, then we need massive layoffs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2016 02:07 PM (zzunL)
Posted by: m at October 05, 2016 02:07 PM (/4GEs)
Posted by: Ned Flubber at October 05, 2016 02:07 PM (mkx2w)
Posted by: BacktoGA at October 05, 2016 02:07 PM (QUl0c)
Oh, how we would squirm embarrassedly in the presence of these tirades, and just laugh our heads off later. What a bunch of no-nothing rubes! We sophisticates knew better!
Ha ha. Ha. Ha.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 05, 2016 02:08 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 05, 2016 02:08 PM (a+WIL)
My first executive order: "Everything that last shit said? Do the exact opposite."
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 02:08 PM (TppKb)
greatest advantage, then how do we use diversity to defeat carbon
emissions? Report back, Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Heh. However, "Environmental Justice" is a thing. It claims that environmental issues like pollution, climate change effect minorities more than whites.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 05, 2016 02:08 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2016 02:09 PM (VndSC)
The theory part of sexual orientation and gender identity part won't be too bad but the workshops will be a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Ripley at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (1BQGO)
As one NCO told me, "Sir, I don't mind that they make it optional, but when they make it mandatory, I'm out of here."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 05, 2016 02:09 PM (jK8Z7)
Hillary: "Oh, I thought that was the Russian Reset button. My bad."
*Kaboom!*
Later: "I don't remember hitting that big red button."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2016 02:09 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at October 05, 2016 02:09 PM (9MlEz)
A long time ago, I had an idea for a novel, about a secret libertarian who runs for President on a platform of being what the press calls center-left, and wins. His whole schtick was to propose crazier and crazier restrictions, bans, identity politics, etc., to force the American people to take a stand against that sort of politics.
The end of the story, he gives up, resigns, after successfully getting a ban on ice cream through Congress.
You can tell I had this idea a long time ago, because now banning ice cream would probably be the start, not the end, of the book.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2016 02:09 PM (2lndx)
I'm a big fan of diversity. For instance I like my nuclear bombs being delivered from the air, land and sea.
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (DYDUy)
I don't discriminate based on the caliber of one's gun.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 05, 2016 02:06 PM (wtvvX)
Well, so long as the caliber starts with the number 4.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 02:10 PM (jxbfJ)
This is how companies think today. That's a true story.
Beware any company with a chief diversity officer.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:10 PM (1Njtx)
I want to congratulate Leader McConnell and Speaker Ryan on fully funding my government fun camps for Americans who have difficulty eliminating bias.
The first step in identifying fun campers will be the US Government 'Bias Census' in which the beliefs and opinions of every American will be examined for bias.
Vice President Tim the creepy clown Kaine will be overseeing the camps, and hiring the clowns who will work as bias correction officers.
We cannot allow the outdated and discredited views of the past to hold us back as a society!
Fun sets you free!
Posted by: President Hillary at October 05, 2016 02:10 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2016 02:10 PM (qJhUV)
Diversity can be a good thing. But only if you understand how it benefits a system. You can't just repeat a mantra like a fucking atheist prayer.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 05, 2016 02:10 PM (FYrz1)
As I've said before "diversity" is not an unqualified good. It is a neutral attribute, neither good nor bad. Or sometimes good, sometimes bad depending on the situation. Soup, salad entree is diverse. Soup, salad, entre, and a plate of dogshit is even more diverse.
In this context, "diversity" which includes people who subscribe to worldviews that insist that the west is evil and that the entire world be brought into submission to their unconstitutional, anti-constitutional worldview, is obviously a great *liability* with regards to keeping America safe.
I don't care about diversity of background, but with regards to our ethical values, a *monolithic* society is our greatest asset in keeping America safe.
The fact that Obama throws out this vague, equivocating rhetorical bullsh*t just shows what five star turd of an assclown he is. He has made the Presidency more diverse, but again in a bad way.
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 05, 2016 02:11 PM (iFgwk)
some kind of generally applicable major asset. It isn't.
You are oh so right on this one.
I've been around people bragging about how some survey named their community as 'diverse', and I've been the one to ask them exactly how they benefit by this.
'Why, diversity!'
No other visible benefits other than the obscene graffiti on their garage is in different languages.
But, diversity!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 05, 2016 02:11 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: deplorable dagny"
Diversity worked out great for Yugoslavia, didn't it? Also, squabbling national minorities were a a large part of the break-up of the USSR as even the Commies couldn't control the ethnic hatred. Across the globe countries made up of competing cultures are at war with themselves. But the libs have convinced themselves they will get it to work out here so they can have a good selection of restaurants to go to.
Posted by: Ripley at October 05, 2016 02:11 PM (1BQGO)
You can tell I had this idea a long time ago, because now banning
ice cream would probably be the start, not the end, of the book.
Seems reasonable to me.
Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers at October 05, 2016 02:11 PM (jK8Z7)
At least the senior ranks of some of the intel outfits showed their colors after 9/11. Felonious leaks (in war-time), incredibly stupid anonymous comments (showing how substantively vapid these people are).
Climate change, the fake odious nonsense of "diversity" - this nonsense will fit right in.
An election ain't gonna fix much of this. Which is not to say that the best election outcome available isn't preferrable.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2016 02:11 PM (QDnY+)
He's a malignant prick doing this out of spite. Color me unsurprised.
Posted by: troyriser at October 05, 2016 02:12 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2016 02:12 PM (DYDUy)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 05, 2016 02:12 PM (7ZVPa)
You'd think that people like Seinfeld would be smart enough to figure out that modern liberalism is their enemy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2016 02:12 PM (zzunL)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 05, 2016 02:05 PM (zllbf)
This is nowhere in the NMS. My service's top priority is readiness.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 05, 2016 02:12 PM (dcMp6)
cream would probably be the start, not the end, of the book.
Have you heard about my idea for talking shopping carts?
They would reprimand shoppers for making "poor" choices and provide helpful suggestions.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 05, 2016 02:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 05, 2016 02:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 05, 2016 02:13 PM (WTSFk)
Meanwhile the Gay Mafia got the FDA to end their ban on donations from MSM's despite deaths from AIDS through blood transfusions.
Fuck Diversity and Identity Groups.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 05, 2016 02:13 PM (BWL+E)
The "inter" part is a lie. It's a the cake is a lie level lie.
Intersectionality has NOT ONE TINY LITTLE THING to do with noting that we each, as individuals, contain multitudes and that those multitudes help from who we each are as individuals.
Nope. Nope nope nope.
Intersectionality is about reducing each lump of human DNA into composite parts and then decreeing, ever so gleefully, that each of those parts are more important that the whole.
It's dehumanizing.
It's reducitive.
It's anti-intellectual.
It's horrifying.
It can only thrive when those who push it have no sense that there was history before them and that history teaches us exactly and precisely happens when people are told to view themselves as parts in a subgroup rather than part of humanity as a whole.
I would despair but despair is not a strong enough word.
We don't deserve the blessed relief of instantaneous death to be provided by an ELE.
I weep. I weep.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 05, 2016 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
This memorandum also aligns with congressional efforts to promote the diversity of the national security workforce, which have been reflected in legislation such as the:
Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act of 2004, which called on the Intelligence Community to prescribe personnel policies and programs that ensure its personnel "are sufficiently diverse for purposes of the collection and analysis of intelligence through the recruitment and training of women, minorities, and individuals with diverse ethnic, cultural, and linguistic backgrounds"
Thanks Dubya!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 05, 2016 02:13 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 05, 2016 02:14 PM (ASSjT)
The old coot sure is bitter about being the only democrat ever brought down by a sex scandal.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 05, 2016 02:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 05, 2016 02:14 PM (09Ay7)
*Real* diversity is an objective good. Thomas Sowell makes a strong case that the cultures that advance the most technologically and politically are those that are not isolated from other cultures. American Indians were relatively backwards because they had no draft animals; no draft animals meant they couldn't take advantage of rivers for mass trade.
Similarly, you can map the places in Africa with the highest incidence of slavery by overlaying the spread of the tsetse fly; the tsetse fly tended to make trade difficult because, again, of pack animals; they were likely to die en route; and sub-saharan Africa had the added difficulty of not having navigable rivers.
Of course, actual diversity is the direct opposite of what the left means by diversity.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2016 02:14 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:14 PM (SRKgf)
University!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2016 02:14 PM (LdMbv)
>> equivocating rhetorical bullsh*t just shows what
>> five star turd of an assclown he is. He has made
>> the Presidency more diverse, but again in a bad
>> way.
It's truly a shame that Mr Historic First is going to go down in history as America's Nero, fiddling with bathroom signs and diversity mandates and historic deficit spending while the Chinese fill in the ocean and Putin oils up the tank tracks, and putative allies like Japan and the Philippines and Germany start to think they're better off without us.
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 02:14 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 05, 2016 02:15 PM (M+Lyo)
#VoteAccordingly
Posted by: ChampionCapua at October 05, 2016 02:15 PM (Pk0Kl)
They boil down to "Shut up - I don't have to convince you or make sense or prove anything."
Posted by: gwelf at October 05, 2016 02:15 PM (H2L+F)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 05, 2016 02:15 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Fritz at October 05, 2016 02:15 PM (2Mnv1)
Then this whole grievance peddling industry was built up with diversity as their subterfuge. Our chief diversity officer should be called "comrade" because it's like the old Soviet system where you become an enemy of state if you don't comply with the thought police. It's actually like a Jim Jones cult.
They wanted me to mentor one of their special snowflakes and I told them to stuff it. Let them get to work and earn it like everyone else in this place.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:15 PM (1Njtx)
Posted by: The Whee Willie Whackers! at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (drxKF)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (hMqvx)
Like having a black father and a white mother, but you are confused as to which race you identify with?
Or having a female wife and still yearning to be with a man? (I'm looking at you Reggie Love)
Or growing up in an affluent tropical community but trying to identify with the poor inner city neighborhoods?
That kind of "intersectional"
Once again, Barack's own psychological defects manifest themselves as public policy.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (4AVeu)
Has this asshole realized that he will be out of office in four months?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (3Liv/)
history before them and that history teaches us exactly and precisely
happens when people are told to view themselves as parts in a subgroup
rather than part of humanity as a whole.
DAMNED STRAIGHT, AtC.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (wtvvX)
animals; no draft animals meant they couldn't take advantage of rivers
for mass trade.
The wheel would have been a useful innovation.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (jK8Z7)
>> what the left means by diversity.
It is what used to be called 'assimilation' which is probably one of those words you can't say in college any more.
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (TppKb)
Next war, all the heterosexual men can just call off. Send the homosexuals, trannies and women to fight. Seems only fair, since men had that exclusive "privilege" for 200 plus years.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at October 05, 2016 02:17 PM (i6shs)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 05, 2016 02:17 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 02:17 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2016 02:17 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - M.A.G.A. Lace Helicopter Wigs are at The Outrage Outlet! at October 05, 2016 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Ripley at October 05, 2016 02:17 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 02:18 PM (GzDYP)
And what if we don't?
What is he gonna do?
Terms of office....how do they work?
Posted by: King Ding Dong at October 05, 2016 02:18 PM (slQku)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:18 PM (1Njtx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2016 02:18 PM (493sH)
A lot more LEO encounters, a lot more drug and alcohol abuse problems, and psychiatric history.
I'm sure they will come up with a queer exemption rule or something. I mean, shit, Killery didn't even have to sign her NDA.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 05, 2016 02:18 PM (SeD0w)
Actually... the more correct correlation is the more societies came into contact with Western European Thought... the faster the progressed technologically.
The Middle East has always been very diverse... always had huge amounts of trade going through it... and yet did NOT progress.... even though it was very culturally and racially diverse.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 05, 2016 02:18 PM (qf6WZ)
*Real* diversity is an objective good.
---
To put it another way, diversity of thought is good, so long as you learn from what is working for other people and DISCARD WHAT ISN'T.
Particularly when it's nonsense that has produced nothing but misery and death everywhere it's been tried for 100 years *cough* socialism *cough*
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2016 02:18 PM (3Liv/)
I am so glad this poseur of a fuck has enlightened me.
Do I really need a fucking /s tag?
Posted by: LGoPs at October 05, 2016 02:19 PM (AtCmq)
Posted by: ejo at October 05, 2016 02:19 PM (il4FI)
My booklet is printed in English, and the second language is Modern Standard Hindi.
Guess it's time to finally learn how to say 'nice Bentley, Doctor!' in Hindi.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 05, 2016 02:19 PM (nd1zx)
Please Jesus, just give us these next four years.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:18 PM (1Njtx)
I'd be praying for a whole lot more than just 4 years.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 02:19 PM (jxbfJ)
>> Send the homosexuals, trannies and women to
>> fight. Seems only fair, since men had that exclusive
>> "privilege" for 200 plus years.
Back in the USSR, I guess...
Posted by: Ukraine at October 05, 2016 02:19 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 05, 2016 02:19 PM (Eqr8B)
What a disaster this has become.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 05, 2016 02:19 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 05, 2016 02:19 PM (7ZVPa)
As a heterosexual I would find this offensive. Even if I were secretly a bi-sexual furry, it is none of your dang business, management!!! I just wonder if any non-activist LGBTQ person would be excited about their employer's new interest in knowing and documenting this stuff. Seems like a major HR no-no.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: real joe at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (2gGwJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (K63aO)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 05, 2016 02:16 PM (hMqvx)
"Intersectional," whatever that is, is a new liberal buzzword, and takes its place alongside "robust" and "vibrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (aetG0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (787tI)
come. In the muslims versus the gheys, my money's on the suicide
bombers.
----
Gays: 1% of 7 billion people = 70 million
mohammadans = 1 billion
Yeah, guess who runs out of bodies first.
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: josephistan at October 05, 2016 02:21 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah, that sure has prevented all of those terrorist attacks. BTW can't wait for those new "migrants" to become very offended over all of the gay and tranny stuff. We've seen that throat slitting lunatics trump being fabulous.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2016 02:21 PM (493sH)
Those listening could very well be listening to the 46th President.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 02:21 PM (jxbfJ)
I have all his works and I know that section. Trade and exposure to new technologies or goods isn't what they mean by "diversity." They think that "diversity" has to do with physical attributes and sexual fetishes, neither of which advances civilization.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 05, 2016 02:21 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 05, 2016 02:21 PM (AtCmq)
>> if I were secretly a bi-sexual furry, it is none of your
>> dang business, management!!!
I believe the proper response would be "Fuck off."
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 02:21 PM (TppKb)
It's dehumanizing.
It's reducitive.
Liberals regard humans as bits of colored tile that they wish to re-arrange into a beautiful mosaic they wish to build. They classify those tiles based on which demographic groups they belong to. Problem is, I think their mosaic design is shit and I don't wish to participate in it.
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 05, 2016 02:22 PM (iFgwk)
>> sexual fetishes, neither of which advances
>> civilization.
Piercings?
Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2016 02:22 PM (TppKb)
Priority One - Ensure diversity in intelligence agencies.
All other considerations secondary.
Crew expendable.
Posted by: The Naked Emperor at October 05, 2016 02:22 PM (JO9+V)
See, e.g., the Balkans. Lebanon. Rwanda.
How did "diversity" work out there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 05, 2016 02:22 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (NOIQH)
What ever happened to keeping the Government out of the Bedroom?
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:10 PM (1Njtx)
In my Auxiliary flotilla I am the staff officer for diversity. No one else was interested so I did it. I file reports that read "Nothing to report."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - M.A.G.A. Lace Helicopter Wigs are at The Outrage Outlet! at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
Don't tell Mika you yiff that way, she will be traumatized and mewling in her brave space in a microsecond because all her programming will be conflicting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (787tI)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (1Njtx)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2016 02:09 PM (2lndx)
I'm just going to leave this here.
http://bit.ly/2dKDkQr
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)
You scoff but where did all that missing DOD money go?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (LY6Ds)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (VFhMt)
Posted by: josephistan
For Marxist academics, yes. For the remainder of the human species, no.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (787tI)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (eM2Uz)
It's the far left one's who feel the need to make it an issue. Lefty groups are giving the public the impression that gays are all wallowing in identity politics.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (zzunL)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Reggie! at October 05, 2016 02:25 PM (FXW24)
Exactly. We went from being told it is illegal to ask employees personal questions to it being required by Obama. I would imagine the EEOC is right now thinking of ways to make this some sort of "diversity" reporting a requirement for private businesses.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:25 PM (NOIQH)
Here's what I think is behind Barry's whole push for this stuff. He's a young guy who realizes he's gayer than a Liberace pajama party and he's made fun of or teased about it. Crying into his pillow at night he vowed revenge and will get back at everyone for making fun of him for being gay. And enough idiots voted into office to exact his revenge
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2016 02:25 PM (493sH)
What an asshole.
Posted by: MTF at October 05, 2016 02:25 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 05, 2016 02:26 PM (7ZVPa)
Get the fuck out of my office, you cocksucker! I'm PC like that.
Posted by: Fritz at October 05, 2016 02:26 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2016 02:26 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:10 PM (1Njtx)
But one with a chief diversion officer might be worth looking into.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2016 02:26 PM (zc3Db)
I tell the Intersectionality-types, the ones that drone on about it, that they're antiquated.
The Covalence Theory is more up-to-date.
-
There is no Covalence Theory.
But they don't know that, because they don't take STEM courses. And, if pressed, I could pull a "Social Covalence - mimicking atomic bonds with each ... based on number of electrons ... creating something ... that changes depending on the situation, pressure, et cetera."
Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 05, 2016 02:26 PM (uhftQ)
What could they do.
Posted by: Minuteman at October 05, 2016 02:26 PM (zKlQa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:26 PM (K63aO)
I think that was a pretty diverse crowd at Pulse in Orlando. So, .223s don't just bounce off of them? I'm confused.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 05, 2016 02:27 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 05, 2016 02:27 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 05, 2016 02:27 PM (aetG0)
I noticed the 4 months thing right away too. From today that makes it Feb 5.
After the A-hole in Chief is gone.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2016 02:27 PM (ODxAs)
*slaps head*
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:27 PM (1Njtx)
Diverse my ass....errh well so to speak.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:28 PM (K63aO)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 05, 2016 02:28 PM (KUTP5)
You can tell I had this idea a long time ago, because now banning ice
cream would probably be the start, not the end, of the book.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2016 02:09 PM (2lndx)
I'm just going to leave this here.
http://bit.ly/2dKDkQr
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 05, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)
So goes Canada, so goes the US. I do believe there have been sporadic reports of this happening here in the United States of the Offended.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:28 PM (787tI)
If I were to acknowledge the gender/ race/ national origin/ sexual orientation/ disability status/ etc. of anyone, it would be used as definitive evidence against of of bias.
If I were to, on my own, collect such data as a requirement for considering someone for employment, entrance into private club, or any organization whatsoever or use this information to determine whether or not I wish to provide products or services to a person, I would be publically ridiculed and prosecuted.
But... when the govenment mandates everyone to disclose and identify with any legally (or regulation mandated, extra-legally) characteristic and use this data to make determinations about you and those around you... it's "helping promote diversity"?
Posted by: Damiano at October 05, 2016 02:28 PM (71OEY)
Here's what I think is behind Barry's whole push for this stuff. He's a young guy who realizes he's gayer than a Liberace pajama party and he's made fun of or teased about it. Crying into his pillow at night he vowed revenge and will get back at everyone for making fun of him for being gay. And enough idiots voted into office to exact his revenge
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2016 02:25 PM (493sH)
This pretty much describes the Left in toto. "Gay" just fills in the blanks in this case. They're the party of revenge,
Posted by: josephistan at October 05, 2016 02:28 PM (7HtZB)
At first those pseudo-academic departments were just for proselytizing at the university level --- or for affirmative-action students who couldn't handle anything else.
Now they are seminaries for the SJW morality police who infest every institution in society from the military to your corner drug store.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 05, 2016 02:29 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 05, 2016 02:28 PM (KUTP5)
I'm warming to her pretty quickly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:29 PM (SRKgf)
Any volunteer work that I've ever been involved in ended up with me and some other (male and female) proles doing the physical work involved, while the fembo HR types who 'coordinated' things sat around and had meetings.
Meetings about what kind of work we proles would do next, probably.
I don't do much volunteer work anymore.
Need a room painted as a freebie?
Get the queens in the pink oxford shirts on the job.
I'm retired.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 05, 2016 02:29 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:28 PM (787tI)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:29 PM (K63aO)
----
that's just my preference.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 05, 2016 02:27 PM (PNcou)
LOL.
Yeah ... the Ivy League token meant "subconscious".
This is why I tell people that Barky clearly didn't crack 920 on his SATs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2016 02:29 PM (zc3Db)
But I guess the hunger of the Left is never sated.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2016 02:30 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:30 PM (787tI)
Band of Brothers will not be outlawed if they do each other's squeakhole.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (787tI)
Gee Sergeant, you are mighty cuteDo you mind if I pack your chute?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 02:30 PM (jxbfJ)
WTF?
These are people who went to high school and college in mixed environments, where such mixing was never even a topic of conversation (nor did it appear to be on anyone's mind).
It's remarkable to me how dumbed-down otherwise non-stupid Americans have become. Measurably, concretely, just in the last 20 years. They absorb the increasingly idiotic and pernicious crap churned out by the usual suspects, without question.
As always, I am too appalled and stunned to say a word. Even to try and help the poor sophomore, who of course has grown up in this marinade of ignorance, bigotry, stupidity, and moral narcissism.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2016 02:30 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:30 PM (787tI)
The jet, which was landing at Ramon air force base in the Negev, caught fire when returning from operational activity. The IAF conducted multiple air strikes today on the Gaza Strip, after a rocket was fired on the Israeli town of Sderot.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:31 PM (K63aO)
Walmart had to pull a non PC Halloween costume
The Tranny Granny
Posted by: ThunderB at October 05, 2016 02:27 PM (aetG0)
The wolf from Goldilocks And The Three Bears?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2016 02:31 PM (zc3Db)
Got it.
Is there really a choice in this election? Is that honestly hard for some people?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:31 PM (1Njtx)
At first those pseudo-academic departments were just for proselytizing at the university level --- or for affirmative-action students who couldn't handle anything else.
Now they are seminaries for the SJW morality police who infest every institution in society from the military to your corner drug store.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 05, 2016 02:29 PM (Nox3c)
Angela Davis once told me why the Left wanted to force university administrations to establish those bullshit departments back when: it boiled down to providing a sinecure for Reds to agitate and indoctrinate students at capitalism's expense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:31 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:10 PM (1Njtx)
I was born a poor, black child.
Posted by: That Deplorable Jerk at October 05, 2016 02:31 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:30 PM (787tI)
No need to apologize, but fuck yeah, I'll take the beer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:31 PM (K63aO)
>> a citizen of nowhere"
LOOK AT WHAT THAT IDIOT TRUMP TWEETED THIS TIME!!!!
*looks*
Uh...oops...THERESA MAY IS A NAZI!
Posted by: BBC at October 05, 2016 02:31 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Queer Folk Inc. at October 05, 2016 02:32 PM (SeD0w)
Or am I totally off base here?
Posted by: Moki at October 05, 2016 02:32 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Votermom watching a Spanish show at October 05, 2016 02:32 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:32 PM (787tI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 05, 2016 02:32 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Travis Bickle at October 05, 2016 02:32 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 05, 2016 02:33 PM (RFeQD)
It would be nice if someone from the Pentagon or DoD told Barry to f**k off. You come down here and try to make us do this shit. But I know that will never happen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2016 02:33 PM (493sH)
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If everyone had just one pigeon on their rooftop everyone in America would be safe.
See, I can draw conclusions out of thin air just like the fuck-stick.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 05, 2016 02:33 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:24 PM (787tI)
Band of Theban Brothers.
It's been done.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2016 02:33 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:33 PM (1Njtx)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 05, 2016 02:33 PM (Yntgb)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (NOIQH)
Well, to be fair, yelling and screaming that it's none of your damn business is exciting, so, technically I would be excited.
And, yes, it's a huge HR no no. I will admit that part of me wants to get into a position to set up a suit on this because, hey, I need the money.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 05, 2016 02:33 PM (mf5HN)
with any legally (or regulation mandated, extra-legally) characteristic
and use this data to make determinations about you and those around
you... it's "helping promote diversity"?
Yup.
Old and busted: You cannot ask about race/ethnicity/sexuality/religion in an interview because that should have *no* bearing on their candidacy for employment.
New hotness: You must track record and report on the race/ethnicity/sexuality/religion of your workforce so that you can fill an deficits should you not be sufficiently diverse - in other words, so that you can hire people who meet certain race/ethnicity/sexuality/religion requirements.
This is insanity.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (NOIQH)
If I want to see the intersection of Communism, Alcoholism and stupid I can watch Russian DashCam videos on YouTube.
Posted by: DaveA at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (8J/Te)
LIV's can't be bothered to take a concern in anything other than Dancing with the Stars or the Big Game this weekend so the most patriotic thing they could do on election day is to stay at home, thereby not inflicting their ignorance on the rest of us.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (AtCmq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (7ZVPa)
YOU PEOPLE need to go out there and do something to make me look good!
*pulls blanket over jug ears*
Posted by: a lump on the sofa called "President" at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (O2RFr)
Thank G-D Almighty, there is still HOPE. Keep HOPE Alive!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (K63aO)
Diversity and Inclusion in the National Security Workforce." The memo
requires all 17 intelligence agencies, including the Pentagon, State
Department, and Department of Homeland Security, to report back in four
months on their progress incollecting information about diversity in
their workforces, such as employees' sexual orientation and gender
identity.
Obama listed "diversity" as "our greatest asset" in keeping America safe.
Meanwhile, Russia is preparing for nuclear war...
Posted by: Armando at October 05, 2016 02:35 PM (FwRqg)
Posted by: ejo at October 05, 2016 02:35 PM (il4FI)
No sane, salt of the earth member of the hoi polloi has ever considered using elitist over"educated" elitespeak like "intersectionality" to discuss anything. And most of them (us...well, me), think that people who use that type of language spend too much time having studies done and rather than doing the things that need done.
I'd like to intersectional TFG's ears off his head.
Posted by: ajmojo at October 05, 2016 02:36 PM (1H9ox)
get into a position to set up a suit on this because, hey, I need the
money.
Please DO THIS!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ejo at October 05, 2016 02:35 PM (il4FI)
No. He shouldn't have walked out with high level secrets. He should have sashayed, or maybe Prancercized out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: DaveA at October 05, 2016 02:36 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: ejo at October 05, 2016 02:35 PM (il4FI)
Well only because he is an idiot and did not take the age route and Email them to himself like The FAB did
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:36 PM (K63aO)
This is insanity.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (NOIQH)
South Bend, IN just initiated hiring a DO at $90 grand a year. Commies always did like keeping lists.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 05, 2016 02:36 PM (SgUT6)
They're afraid we'll go to their countries, kill their women, and rape their men.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 05, 2016 02:37 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: ejo at October 05, 2016 02:35 PM (il4FI)
No. He shouldn't have walked out with high level secrets. He should have sashayed, or maybe Prancercized out.
Or maybe just have a private server in His bathroom closet...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 05, 2016 02:37 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2016 02:37 PM (ODxAs)
All us poor writers can do is make a pale shadow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:37 PM (787tI)
Posted by: Lymond at October 05, 2016 02:37 PM (wH6vD)
Posted by: Hope Solholio at October 05, 2016 02:37 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:38 PM (1Njtx)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 05, 2016 02:37 PM (O2RFr)
The bathroom is the last place anyone would look for a server!
Sheesh, you reich-wingers know nothing about security.
Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at October 05, 2016 02:38 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Slave to the World Engine at October 05, 2016 02:38 PM (/KlA8)
our National security force? Like some of the 10's of thousands of
Syrians He's been importing?
This didn't make the news, but...WTF?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ozfffth
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:38 PM (NOIQH)
homosexuals, trannies and women to fight. Seems only fair, since men had
that exclusive "privilege" for 200 plus years.
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I agree, and on that note, there's no sense in having the most diverse fighting force in history without seeing what it can do. To battle!
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 05, 2016 02:39 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Ohio U Bobcat at October 05, 2016 02:39 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
This could be part of the overall strategy. Piss off the normal officers and non-coms, and either get them to quit or do something that will goad them into an act to get a discharge.
Conform to this insanity or get purged.
This is community organizer way. Obama is trolling the whole country, now.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 05, 2016 02:39 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 05, 2016 02:39 PM (mN+tK)
Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2016 02:39 PM (5Vm+C)
Navy officials said the mighty U.S. East Coast fleet is at a heightened state of readiness in case it needs to scamper out to sea, but that no order has been given to sortie. A hefty emergency aid package including a hospital ship, the carrier George Washington and dozens of Navy and Marine helicopters is also on standby as Haitian officials assess the countrys needs.
Initial reports from the Navy installation at Guantanamo Bay were positive no critical infrastructure was damaged according to early assessments, a SOUTHCOM spokesman said.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2016 02:40 PM (K63aO)
Diversity training that consists of "Don't treat other people like shit just because they're ..." works for me.
.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 05, 2016 02:40 PM (uhftQ)
And, yes, it's a huge HR no no. I will admit that part of me wants
to get into a position to set up a suit on this because, hey, I need the
money.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 05, 2016 02:33 PM (mf5HN)
=====
*ahem*
point of order
My age discrimination suit was first.
However, I do not have a problem becoming a member of the "class" as long as Chief Executive Assistant Assmunch and his/her/xer/xis entire HR department get bled like stuck hogs.
please continue...
Posted by: a lump on the sofa called at October 05, 2016 02:40 PM (zu88C)
2. Thank you, based on this information, here is a list of reasons why you are being exploited by others
3. Please send us your voluntary, tax deductible (the good kind of tax deduction, mind you, not the bad kind utilized by evil rich people who exploit you and the system and refuse to pay their fair share) donation so that we can help punish all those who are exploiting you.
Example 1,582.673 of shit goverment does routinely while prosecuting others for the same act.
Posted by: Damiano at October 05, 2016 02:40 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 05, 2016 02:40 PM (iFgwk)
But you know, #nevertrump.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2016 02:40 PM (1Njtx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2016 02:41 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:41 PM (787tI)
Posted by: No Russian, ever at October 05, 2016 02:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 05, 2016 02:41 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 05, 2016 02:41 PM (QO4Sy)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (O2RFr)
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Which directly contradicts the old hotness in that you may NOT record, note, mark the application for employment, nor in any manner allow race to factor in your decison.
I had a HR audit once. When a qualified applicant came in and made an an impression with my office manager, she would lightly circle the "A" in application. Which told me when I reviewed aplications this person deserves a look.
In the process of my "audit" I was dinged for the marking of the aplication this way because it was "discriminatory".
"Well, how is THAT discriminatory. You cant the race of the applicants."
"Because it is".
I hate HR people with a fucking passion.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
Old and busted: You cannot ask about race/ethnicity/sexuality/religion in an interview because that should have *no* bearing on their candidacy for employment.
New hotness: You must track record and report on the race/ethnicity/sexuality/religion of your workforce so that you can fill an deficits should you not be sufficiently diverse - in other words, so that you can hire people who meet certain race/ethnicity/sexuality/religion requirements.
This is insanity.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:34 PM (NOIQH)
And I want in on it.
Hell, as much as it drives me nuts, I am teetering up onto face planting into the protected class of age as well.
Okay, all you SJWs, as an old fat female queer, give me your job. No, seriously, your job should be mine, what with my queerness and my oldness and my fatness and my femaleness.
I mean, all y'all believe what you claim to believe, right? So you'll give up your job and give it to me right?
Because you need me to add diversity.
That will happen, right? Yeah. That's what I thought.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (mf5HN)
I can't even understand the word and I understood Special Relativity at one point.
Therefore it's Bullshit.
Posted by: DaveA at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2016 02:43 PM (6xtq3)
If everyone had just one pigeon on their rooftop everyone in America would be safe.
As long as you keep you keep your damn pigeon off my roof.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 05, 2016 02:43 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 05, 2016 02:43 PM (O2RFr)
homosexuals, trannies and women to fight. Seems only fair, since men had
that exclusive "privilege" for 200 plus years.
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I agree, and on that note, there's no sense in having the most diverse fighting force in history without seeing what it can do. To battle!
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 05, 2016 02:39 PM (a+WIL)
Plus, it's all upside. If we win, cool.
If we lose, we say to the enemy, "You guys sure are tough. You beat a bunch of pansies and chicks. You must be real proud of yourselves."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:43 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at October 05, 2016 02:44 PM (EQgcz)
Posting while on the phone never works.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 05, 2016 02:44 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 05, 2016 02:44 PM (OHGnA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:41 PM (787tI)
Barry: Who was the bottom? We're they playing rear admiral?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2016 02:44 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:44 PM (787tI)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at October 05, 2016 02:45 PM (f75SB)
Or the Battle of Savo Sound in which USS Vincennes, HMAS Canberra and a few other Allied cruisers went to the bottom.
Interestingly enough, although I'm sure you already know this, the waters off Guadalcanal were renamed Ironbottom Sound due to the large number of ships sunk during the campaign.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 05, 2016 02:45 PM (AtCmq)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
HR is the refuge of the chicks who don't have the brain power to major in education.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:45 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 05, 2016 02:46 PM (mN+tK)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
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Those who cannot do, teach.
Those who cannot do or teach, are in HR.
Posted by: Lymond at October 05, 2016 02:46 PM (wH6vD)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 05, 2016 02:46 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Slave to the World Engine at October 05, 2016 02:38 PM (/KlA
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Fuck that.
If you can swing hammer, read a framing square, or follow a blueprint.... your hired.
Do not care what color you are.
My company caters to competency, not race or class.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 02:46 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Pam Poovey at October 05, 2016 02:47 PM (5Vm+C)
My current situation has allowed me to completely empathize with those who chose to just "quit looking for work."
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 05, 2016 02:47 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 05, 2016 02:47 PM (mN+tK)
As a heterosexual I would find this offensive. Even if I were secretly a bi-sexual furry, it is none of your dang business, management!!! I just wonder if any non-activist LGBTQ person would be excited about their employer's new interest in knowing and documenting this stuff. Seems like a major HR no-no.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2016 02:20 PM (NOIQH)
Isn't this kind of stuff actually illegal to ask anyways? Like can't they get in trouble asking about your relationship status during an interview?
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2016 02:47 PM (z/Ubi)
Therefore it's Bullshit.
Posted by: DaveA at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (8J/Te)
The left loves to steal math terms (like mo loved to plagiarize - and distort - the Old and New Testament) in order to grab some quick "scientific legitimacy" for their retarded ideas.
You might look into Barky's law paper (really written by Lawrence Tribe, I believe) about Relativity and the Constitution. I'm not joking. It's a hoot.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2016 02:47 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 05, 2016 02:47 PM (QO4Sy)
Neptune's Inferno is a pretty good telling of it. Or dig up a copy of Theodore Roscoe's book on US Navy destroyer operations in WWII.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:48 PM (787tI)
Posted by: LIV at October 05, 2016 02:48 PM (SeD0w)
In: Judged entirely by your race/ religion/ national origin/ marital status/ sexual orientation/ etc... unless your are an inherently evil white male opressor who has no conception of your inherent hatred and bias and must be excluded and condemned to reeducation and existing for the sole purpose of atoning for sins that you never committed and to which you had no idea you're so atrociously predisposed.
Posted by: Damiano at October 05, 2016 02:48 PM (71OEY)
You want a nice neighborhood? Diversity doesn't matter. Keep out the low income housing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2016 02:48 PM (zzunL)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 05, 2016 02:49 PM (QO4Sy)
Posted by: jbspry at October 05, 2016 02:49 PM (Tcn31)
The affirmative-action problem the Left has here is that ANYONE can claim to be ANYTHING.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 05, 2016 02:49 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
HR is the refuge of the chicks who don't have the brain power to major in education.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 02:45 PM (SRKgf)
I look at HR people as those who couldn't make it in government.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at October 05, 2016 02:49 PM (f75SB)
Get bent, DickNuts.
Posted by: Pam Poovey at October 05, 2016 02:47 PM (5Vm+C)
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**beats Pam about the head and shoulders with her fucking dolphin puppet
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jean at October 05, 2016 02:50 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2016 02:48 PM (zzunL)
To be honest, it certainly affects real estate values. Negatively. There's no question about that. And there are good reasons for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2016 02:50 PM (zc3Db)
Read it a little while ago. I thought I'd read everything there was to read about the naval battles around Guadalcanal but Hornfischer really did the story justice. Great read.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 05, 2016 02:50 PM (AtCmq)
Posted by: Lurkette at October 05, 2016 02:51 PM (jVlNS)
Are you crazy??? That gets her excited about safety regulations and how they intersect with inter-species sexual relations.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 02:51 PM (787tI)
we can get all diverse and intersectional with horrible 3rd World Disease as well:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/paralyzing-illness-acute-flaccid-myelitis-striking-more-us-kids/
Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2016 02:51 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 05, 2016 02:51 PM (mN+tK)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 05, 2016 02:51 PM (zu88C)
The spastic shit that runs out of his mouth is just breath-taking.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 05, 2016 02:51 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 05, 2016 02:52 PM (QO4Sy)
I worked with a department supervisor who was so bad at his job, his subordinates burned his vehicle to the ground twice. And after he was caught red-handed by a janitor masturbating in his office, the company still didn't fire him. That's right, you guessed it; they put him in HR.
Posted by: Fritz at October 05, 2016 02:53 PM (2Mnv1)
I thought Prezzie Pink Panties had some mechanism in place for a Community Diversification Doctrine. Shit, this place is going to look like Hogwarts w/Delores Umbridge in charge.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 05, 2016 02:53 PM (SeD0w)
Or else STEM; I bet STEM, don't you?
Posted by: Carmen at October 05, 2016 02:54 PM (RHjCR)
I hate HR people with a fucking passion.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
When I am in the mood to truly bat people around like a cat with a mouse, I explain to those in HR that I know how they must, under no circumstances, look at candidates' Facebook pages or other social media accounts as that reveals personal information, such as race and gender and age and orientation and religion and marital status, that must never be used in hiring.
Then I explain to them, in loving detail, just how hard they would be sued for failing to do the obvious due diligence of looking at Facebook and other social media accounts when performing even the most perfunctory background checks on a potential hire.
Because I'm a good person.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 05, 2016 02:55 PM (mf5HN)
You know, you might have more of a chance than you think. And I'm not snarking on you.
If I had it to do all over again, getting into the diversity and ethics scam early could have been a much easier way to big bux than the one I did choose.
Track down a few of the local HR bigs on their FacePlant or whatever and see what local groups they do their noblesse oblige with. See if there's a few you could stomach.
Show up and talk yourself and your diversity cred up. Look like the sensible, not-too-crazy person you come across as in your comments.
You might turn out to be the answer to a fevered intersectionality dream: The ability to fill a diversity box with somebody not obviously bat-shit crazy or incompetent.
Hold out for decent bux, though; assuaging a bruised conscience isn't cheap. But it's doable.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 05, 2016 02:55 PM (nd1zx)
http://bit.ly/2dKDkQr
Posted by: alexthechick
The food stuff is bad enough. Even worse?
In Ontario the updated sex-ed curriculum being implemented was created under the supervision of former Deputy Minister of Education Benjamin Levin, who is currently incarcerated.
His crime? Was arrested and eventually pled guilty to several child pornography charges a few years back (making, distribution, counseling to commit an offence, etc.).
And yes, the curriculum is filled with exactly the kind of lunacy you'd expect.
I used to think I maybe had a decade or two to prepare for the Burning Times. I'm starting to think there's less than a year.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 05, 2016 02:55 PM (BrQrN)
I got dinged another time by HR. I used to take my Employee of the Month out for lunch.
"You cant do that."
"Wut?? Why not??"
"Because the other employees might feel bad".
"Well.... to a degree... thats the fucking point. Reward high performers. Spur the others to do better"
"You cant do that."
"Wut. Why not??"
"Youre discriminating".
"Get out of my office."
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2016 02:56 PM (8XRCm)
.....
Yes. If you do it, it's illegal and prosecutable.
But it's okay if the government does it and mandates that you do it on their behalf so that they can more efficiently engage in behavior that is also illegal for you.
Let's say I were to require all my customers to fill out a form that is identical to the government mandated HR forms (or course, you are not required to disclose this information and none of it will be... blah, blah, blah). Then I proceeded to created marketing tailored to target these characteristics, promote division between classes, and solicit "donations" to profit from these divisions.
What do you think would happen to me?
However, if the government does it...
Posted by: Damiano at October 05, 2016 02:56 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 05, 2016 02:57 PM (1H9ox)
The County of San Bernardino likes to brag about how diverse their employees are. How they employee so many people from different nations and backgrounds. That was working out real well for them until 2 terrorist intersected an office party with automatic weapons.
Posted by: T-Squared at October 05, 2016 02:59 PM (GMkk/)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2016 03:00 PM (GzDYP)
Hornfischer muffs a very simple fact. If he had merely written that USS Gambier Bay was the only US carrier sunk by naval gunfire he would have been golden. Instead he wrote that the ship was the only carrier sunk by naval gunfire which is factually incorrect. 1940 HMS Glorious with a deck fouled by RAF fighters was overtaken off the Norwegian coast and sunk by a German pocket battleship.
Then oddly he uses a fictional character from one of Wouk's works to criticize Halsey's actions to chase Ozawa's carriers. And then in another paragraph he compounds this by speculating it was this action that got one ship named for Halsey while Spruance got a whole class of ships named for him.
Speaking of sources, strangely Hornfischer doesn't use a third Hoyt book on Nimitz and his admirals as a reference.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 03:01 PM (787tI)
There are about 400 people in the career field, and it's predominantly white males. There are usually 4-5 females out of the 400. Last year the word came down to make the career field at least 15% female instead of the 1% now. No one has any idea how they're supposed to do it, since they can't lower the STEM test standards or the weight lifting. The Age of The Community Agitator!
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 05, 2016 03:02 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 05, 2016 03:04 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 03:06 PM (787tI)
I ordered some of those B-27 targets for the postal match since ya'all won't accept my standard target (Surplus UN Blue helmet shot clean out).
This week has been exciting and expensive for me. I was doing the pre election ammo and firearm stock up and purchased but have not received yet, a Finn Sneak Mosin (M-39), a P marked (Private Series) Swiss 1911 long rifle with the troop tag given to its owner in 1957 when he retired from the military, a Nazi marked WWII K-98 (S/42) born in 1936, a Po Po surplus Remington 870 Police Magnum in 12 gage and a Spanish 1916 rifle in 7 mm mauser.
I also ordered a Smith and Wesson model 10 that was a surplus prison marked guard gun (1 left) with a little brass hang tag but they called me back and that may not be available. I'm waiting to hear on that.
I collect military and Police surplus weapons. A word to the wise...get the Po Po surplus. Regardless of what BLM propaganda you may read, the police rarely use their firearms. The Police surplus are low priced, in great shape and rarely fired. The worse thing you find on them is some holster wear, or a scratch on the stock and a plethora of easily removed coffee and doughnut stains. heh. I'm not kidding about the coffee and doughnot stains either.
Oh and I found some surplus British 303 and some 7 mm mauser ammo so The UPS or fed ex guy is going to hate me.
Woo Hoo, I'm broke but happy as a Fat Venezuelan beauty queen in a mudhole.
Posted by: Skid Marx, seldom heard of heard of/often seen Marx brother at October 05, 2016 03:07 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 05, 2016 03:02 PM (ar2KI)
They will lower the STEM test standards and the weight lifting. That is what will happen.
Because reality must bow to theory. Which is awesome right up until reality reasserts itself as it always, always will.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 05, 2016 03:08 PM (mf5HN)
He wants a list of the gay ones? Dude, just go to a bar.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2016 03:10 PM (2z74n)
Diversity training that consists of "Don't treat other people like shit just because they're ..." works for me.
Diversity is neutral. I'd answer differently to that based on whether that sentence finishes, "just because they're x race" vs. "just because they're Democrats".
Posted by: Yuimetal at October 05, 2016 03:11 PM (iFgwk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2016 03:11 PM (787tI)
Or else STEM; I bet STEM, don't you?
Posted by: Carmen at October 05, 2016 02:54 PM (RHjCR)
Oh, I expect they can afford to buy weed without stems in it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 03:13 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: troyriser at October 05, 2016 03:15 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, watching the wild card game at October 05, 2016 03:16 PM (SRKgf)
Trump's worst week ever came at his own hands, and yet you have no beef with him for killing his own momentum. Lashing out at those who find his behavior off-putting and erratic isn't something you should be taking out on voters. Maybe you should be taking your complaints to Trump, himself. I want a guy who will do right by the country and not act like an erratic psycho. I sure as hell have no intention of ruining my own reputation amongst friends and in business circles by advocating a person who shows no judgement and restraint whatsoever.
It doesn't mean I won't vote for him to keep her out but I sure as hell take umbrage with with your tactic of punching allies in defense of the worst candidate in our party's history, instead of fighting the other party.
Look at it from Trump's perspective. If he wins, he rules on high for 4 years. If he loses, the person for whom he would have voted this cycle assumes the presidency. Heads, he wins; tails, we lose.
Posted by: Me, That's Who at October 05, 2016 03:18 PM (0Hj5x)
I thought that the Soros afternoon shift didn't begin till 5:30 EST. Do you get overtime?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 05, 2016 03:19 PM (EnGQE)
A word to the wise...get the Po Po surplus. Regardless of what BLM
propaganda you may read, the police rarely use their firearms. The
Police surplus are low priced, in great shape and rarely fired.
Posted by: Skid Marx, seldom heard of heard of/often seen Marx brother at October 05, 2016 03:07 PM (cCxiu)
Rarely fired is right. Means they aren't practicing.
At the indoor range I go to we have a railroad tie along the floor painted bright yellow. Six feet or so higher is another yellow stripe along wood. The idea is to keep ALL your shots between the yellow paint.
Cops used the range recently. I was told they were shooting at 7yds and there were at least 15 rounds pumped into the railroad tie along the floor.
I'm no great shot but I'm not hitting the floor with my rounds.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 03:22 PM (jxbfJ)
such as employees'sexual orientation and gender identity.
He wants a list of the gay ones? Dude, just go to a bar.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2016 03:10 PM (2z74n)
Follow Hillary's advice. Drag a $100 gay Bill through a bar - you'd be surprised at what you find.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2016 03:23 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Tim Kaine at October 05, 2016 01:58 PM (fgOnp)
................
FAB/ALP 2016
Where ALP = Annoying Little Prick
Posted by: wth at October 05, 2016 03:33 PM (HgMAr)
This will be the legacy of our government class. All that work to accrue money and power and virtue signaling will end in a radioactive crater filled with the charred remains of hundreds of thousands.
Obama says he wants a report of ANYTHING within the next four months, and the government agencies should kindly send back a memo stating that it takes at least 6-18 months for whatever report he suggested and that they'll get right on it. Then they'll toss his memo in the trash and ignore it.
If Trump gets in, he should look back at the last government shutdown (when King 4Putt barricaded the national parks because fuck you, minions) and see that 17% was considered non-essential. Fine, he should say, starting there, all 17% of you are fired and blackballed from future government employment. That's the starting point, and he should only work out from there. Slash and burn through those agencies and departments and you watch how fast those assholes buckle to his will.
I've read somewhere that one of the issues preventing government agencies from firing people (aside from all the bullshit we already know) was JFK's exec order saying govt employees could unionize. In my fantasy world, Trump or whomever has the stones, would repeal that and everything else he, LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Clinton, and both Bushes and TFG came up with that hampers hiring and the market at large.
I'd prefer this last option to happen, though I strongly believe we're due for the first one instead, unfortunately. Maybe if that does occur, enough Americans will stand up to the crybullies and say that's it. It sounds weird coming from a fatalistic start, but I do believe in the inherent goodness native to America's sons and daughters. Freedom isn't something that we just believe in. It's written in our DNA at this point to look tyrants and would-be kings and lords right square in the eye and say, "fuck you."
Posted by: sans_sheriff at October 05, 2016 03:39 PM (NbUJb)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 05, 2016 03:55 PM (c93Ji)
He'll be on a Hawaiin beach in 4 months collecting kickbacks from all the people he gave our money to.
Posted by: mikulin at October 05, 2016 04:52 PM (J/RGw)
Posted by: BJ54 at October 05, 2016 05:23 PM (Bed/U)
Posted by: oddknot is pissed now at October 05, 2016 05:34 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Richard at October 05, 2016 05:47 PM (Qkzna)
Right now a bureaucratic drone at the department of labor is puzzling over the high number of mentally ill, paralyzed, transgender, Pacific Islander combat veterans looking for work in my midwestern town...
Posted by: Master of my Domain at October 05, 2016 08:38 PM (G28G1)
I am not sure that word means what you think it does.
Posted by: Joe Mack at October 07, 2016 11:42 PM (cJDvr)
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