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MeAgain Kelly, Fox's Feminist Water Carrier for Hillary Dissembles on Her Alicia Machado Interview
I didn't write about MeAgain Kelly's performance the other night. Not last night, but Wednesday night.
She made a strange claim near the beginning of her update. She claimed something like "I think some in the audience got tripped up about what the piece was about," and then claimed, falsely (more on that in a moment), that she was not asking Alicia Machado about her own allegations (that Trump had called her "Miss Piggie" and, with a racist edge that fits oh so perfectly into Hillary's narrative, "Miss Housekeeping." She said she was focusing on things he had provably said, things he was on tape saying, like telling Howard Stern "she was the worst" and she was an "eating machine." But Megyn Kelly had asked Alicia Machado about the "Miss Piggie" and "Miss Housekeeping" claims, despite dissembling that the segment wasn't "about" those things. Kelly asked about both, then asked Machado if there were witnesses. Machado responded in broken English that maybe there were, people "from his office" or something like that. MeAgain Kelly did not challenge her on this vague claim that maybe there were some people "from his office" who had witnessed him saying these things, nor did she ask who these people were. (At least, not in the edited interview; maybe she asked about it but then omitted Machado's evasive replies, which raises another set of questions about bias.) But as the interview as presented stood, MeAgain Kelly had asked about those claims, Machado had said there were witnesses, and then MeAgain left that claim to stand unchallenged and without any further probing about who these alleged witnesses were.Now, why would MeAgain make this claim? Why would she claim she had not asked about the Miss Piggie and Miss Housekeeping claims when she not only had asked about them, but then did not challenge Machado or ask obvious follow-ups when Machado said there were people "from his office" who heard them? Simple. Kelly was dissembling. She was embarrassed that Anderson Cooper of all people had interrogated Machado on her very dubious credibility, asking her about her alleged role in threatening judges and driving cars away from the scene of a murder, which she did not deny but only said "I am not a saint girl." Kelly was embarrassed that she had treated yet another #GirlInNeedOfHerDefending with kid gloves and her Concerned Face, showing little sketpicism but plenty of Solidarity for the Sisterhood. So what she attempted to imply was that there was no need to ask about Machado's credibility, as Kelly was, allegedly but falsely, only asking about the statements Trump made on tape, statements whose existence does not rely whatsoever on Machado's credibility. Get it? You don't have to ask about Machado's credibility if you're asking her about things for which independent proof exists. It doesn't matter if I am a liar if I tell you it's cloudy out and the National Weather Service can tell you it's cloudy out too. Several problems, though: 1, as I noted, Kelly did ask about these things and let Machado's assertion that there were unnamed, vague ghosts of witnesses to them stand unchallenged, and 2, if Kelly is claiming she didn't have to scrutinize Machado's background and credibility because she wasn't eliciting any information from Machado, but just inquiring into documented events, why bother having Machado on and asking her any questions at all? It makes no sense. If Kelly just wants to talk about the Stern interview and Trump's press conference where he talks about Machado (and defends her to a press looking to humiliate her), then why not just play those tapes and talk about it with an "analyst"? The only reason to talk to Machado is to draw information out of Machado from her own experience and of her own testimony, and her credibility is is relevant for that stuff. MeAgain Kelly wants to dissemble and claim she didn't go into any of those areas (she did), and therefore there was no lawyerly reason to scrutinize Machado's past to determine her credibility (there was and remains such a reason). Sorry, MeAgain. No one was "tripped up" about the topic of your interview except those fools credulous enough to believe your post-ante spin about it. When you're eliciting a subject's own narrative, her credibility is always relevant. Kelly's still so traumatized by Trump she will now just spin like a top in order to excuse her lack of journalistic scrutiny into a story cooked up for her by her galpal Hillary. She's a water-carrier for Hillary, incapable of being objective due to her First Degree Tweeting at the hands of Trump. When even CNN's Anderson Cooper shows more objectivity on this issue than you do -- you've got problems, Princess. She should not be permitted to cover Trump if she's going to go out of her way to paper over the credibility problems of Hillary surrogates and then dissemble about her reasons for doing so. Oh, one thing: I think she did read my post after all. Because this time she did not Summon the Male Defenders to reassure her she did everything right. This time, she summoned a female defender to reassure her she did everything right -- Dana Perino. At the end of their gabfest, they mutually agreed that Men are simply Not Allowed to discuss a Woman's Weight, even if that woman is a beauty pageant winner whose entire career is based on people judging her appearance (look it up, sweetums), and even if her weight gain has become a major tabloid story and an embarrassment for Trump's organization. Now, I'm partial to Dana Perino, so I'm going to credit her as only meaning that as a tactic in political messaging, Trump should drop talking about Machado's weight, as it's a tarbaby situation that can only tangle him up more and more. But I cannot credit MeAgain Kelly as meaning that, because she plainly stated that men just should not talk about a woman's weight -- any woman's weight, period -- because "it makes us upset" (or words to that close effect). Then she said that Trump himself was "clinically overweight" himself -- I guess that doesn't make him upset, or, more likely, Only Girls are Protected By the Bizarre Rules of Feminist Privilege. And don't give me that jazz that Trump's weight is relevant here -- it's not. Trump does not have to be thin and cut to be a beauty pageant owner. But Machado was required -- legally required, by contract! -- to maintain a certain weight as a beauty pageant winner. So MeAgain Kelly's rule is that Trump can't talk about a woman's weight, but MeAgain can snipe "Oh by the way, Trump's fat." And of course then dissemble about why she didn't ask about highly relevant allegations about Machado's past (and therefore about her credibility). By the way, at least as of this show, MeAgain still had not breathed a word about Machado's apparently checkered past. She did take time, though, in the beginning of the segment to praise herself for having attacked Trump on Hillary's #WaronWomen meme at the first Republican debate. So like, whatever, make sure you tune into MeAgain Kelly to get pissed on and then have her chippily report: "It seems to be raining. Oh, and girls are keen, boys are mean." But MeAgain Kelly's long-running audition tape to be the first solo female anchor on a (left-wing) network continues rolling along nicely.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Biergood at September 30, 2016 03:56 PM (v8Lx/)
I'm so tired of her fake laughs. They're as bad as her galpal Hillary's.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 03:58 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2016 03:59 PM (wq2/T)
Posted by: Kaldar at September 30, 2016 03:59 PM (uA8nN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 30, 2016 04:01 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2016 04:01 PM (wq2/T)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 04:01 PM (mpXpK)
I wonder if that's how Jamey Johnson did it. Allegedly.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 30, 2016 04:01 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 30, 2016 04:01 PM (GqdlE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at September 30, 2016 04:02 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 30, 2016 04:02 PM (Kucy5)
what? Since when? I don't remember her name on the list.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:02 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 30, 2016 04:05 PM (ocrSI)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2016 04:05 PM (wq2/T)
Jeopardy outed Chris and Anderson and what's her name as ill informed and crap under pressure.
Welcome this one to the clique.
Nice monicker for her, Mr. Ace.
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 30, 2016 04:06 PM (PHcLa)
television, a medium.
so called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Ernie Kovacs
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 30, 2016 04:06 PM (aEZpQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 04:06 PM (mpXpK)
I think the technical terminology is 'Tribbing'.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2016 04:05 PM (wq2/T)
A tribune!
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Candy Cupcake at September 30, 2016 04:07 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at September 30, 2016 04:07 PM (8jjJt)
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Correct: If Trump's backers cannot talk about online polls showing them winning the debate, why is Kelly allowed to act like Trump's bitter ex-wife every time Trump is discussed.
In fact, come to think of it, Trump's real ex-wives might actually be more rational on the topic of Trump.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 30, 2016 04:07 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Huma Abdomen ( spouse of the pervert ) at September 30, 2016 04:07 PM (/542q)
or words to that effect. Trump isn't claiming to be svelte and in control of his food.
Posted by: sexypig at September 30, 2016 04:08 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 04:08 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Candy Cupcake
that's it's own ridiculous thing. Conventionally attractive feminists owe their careers to their conventionally attractive looks, and then, disingenuously, complain about Society's Standards of Conventionally Attractive Looks without which they wouldn't even be on camera.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:09 PM (dciA+)
what? Since when? I don't remember her name on the list.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:02 PM (dciA+)
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Anderson Cooper, Meagain - tough to tell apart, I guess.
As far as I know, Chris Wallace is the only one from fox moderating. Wish it would have been Bret Baier instead.
Posted by: Lymond at September 30, 2016 04:09 PM (wH6vD)
Posted by: Seems legit at September 30, 2016 04:09 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Fritz at September 30, 2016 04:09 PM (2Mnv1)
Or release a few sex tapes?
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2016 04:09 PM (wq2/T)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at September 30, 2016 04:07 PM (8jjJt)
It doesn't matter what the R candidate says or does. The media will create its narratives in coordination with the Dems, and play the Same Old Songs
Posted by: Billy Occam at September 30, 2016 04:10 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, locked in the basement at Chappaqua at September 30, 2016 04:10 PM (v8Lx/)
Megyno Kelly makes Katie Couric look ethical.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:11 PM (09Ay7)
To be fair, that explains most of human history. Men want the good-lookin' wimmens so they can brag to their friends and shame their enemies, and if they can't get them, they'll lie about getting them.
History isn't really that complicated.
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:11 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Lymond at September 30, 2016 04:09 PM (wH6vD)
They're both Stooges. I really think Fox had the worst debates this year. And that falls on the 3 Stooges moderators. Wallace, Baier and Kelly.
Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2016 04:11 PM (z/Ubi)
Now I think that's not such a hot idea.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 30, 2016 04:11 PM (VFIPk)
live from the shadow of the Kremlin
Posted by: Billy Occam at September 30, 2016 04:11 PM (/542q)
I wonder if that's how Jamey Johnson did it. Allegedly.
Posted by: Country Singer
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I had not heard that rumor. Just when I thought I couldn't like the guy more...
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 30, 2016 04:12 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: x at September 30, 2016 04:12 PM (Up6b5)
Machado certainly sounds like she's pretty close to the worst.
and she was an "eating machine."
Putting on 60 pounds in a few months ... yeah that certainly qualifies as "eating machine" in anyone's book.
This is the same Howard Stern that Megywyhhn had in-depth discussions with about her pregnant sex life with her hubby? Now, that was really professional stuff ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (zc3Db)
We're running out of Media Chics to fix Ace up with.
I thought this Megan thing might work out. But no. And now he's starting to sour on Dana Perino. I think he was a little sweet on Michelle Fields - but really - hooking up with an amputee is just a bridge too far, at least long term.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, locked in the basement at Chappaqua at September 30, 2016 04:10 PM (v8Lx/)
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Would? Did, more like.
http://www.laopinion.com/2016/09/14/alicia-machado-hace-campana-junto-a-bill-clinton/
(ace, you can practice your spanish with this page)
Posted by: Lymond at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (wH6vD)
I've always respected Perino, too, but she's been "off" on The Five, too. She's clearly so deep in the Bush camp, she has to dis Trump now.
I watched those few excruciating minutes where Perino went Dumpster Diving with the Diva.
Perino is trying to support someone who deserves zero support and will drag herself down with her.
Not a good idea. I already stopped watching The Five because of Perino. She used to be fairly neutral, good and bad about both candidates, or any story. No longer. She's jumped on the nevertrump wagon, and she seems to have a choke collar around Gutfeld where even he is timid to speak out now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (fA75F)
I was feeling enthusiastic enough about Trump and his chances to think i could delay more gun buying for a while.
Now I think that's not such a hot idea.
Yup. I think it's going to get busy at the gun stores very soon.
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (fwtA1)
Posted by: Bill "horn-dog" Clinton at September 30, 2016 04:14 PM (YSpRN)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: good facts at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (fA75F)
03:55 Really?
Left me standing at the alter again. Sure it was a private occasion and no one saw my embarrassment except the minister. He got paid and didn't really care. But he did try to console me in my grief.
I only come here for the comments.
Posted by: W. Gnostic Fiddleslee Jr. at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (va9fI)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: what, I'm supposed to comment on the nonsense they said? at September 30, 2016 04:16 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (LAe3v)
Another gun show in Fort Worth tomorrow. I'll be there.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 30, 2016 04:16 PM (VFIPk)
Maybe I should start saving up to be put on the SpaceX Mars colonization mission. That way either I'll die in a ball of fire on the way, or I'll get to Mars and people won't have time to be discussing such bullshit non-issues what with the whole terraforming of the planet business.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 30, 2016 04:16 PM (KUaJL)
I watched about a minute of her last night and had to shut her off.
It's like she's blonde Rachel Maddow.
Of course I'm guessing, because I've never actually watched Rachel Maddow.
/so it was Ailes that kept Fox somewhat centered. Now that he's gone, it's Hillary 24/7, since Murdoch is a big fan.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 30, 2016 04:16 PM (tvyXw)
Why the holy hell is this an issue? I simply cannot wrap my head around
such an insignificant, 20-year-old non-event. Are real people actually
THINKING about this?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (aW5/6)
Because the media is making it so. Have to keep the narrative that DJT is ant-woman.Hillary can't be expected to carry her water all by herself. In fact, I don't think she can carry a water bottle.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (aW5/6)
Bingo. World is going to hell. The country has a shit economy/job market, military is in sad shape, illegals flooding the country, a terrorist attack just about every other week and the MFM is obsessed over Miss Piggy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (493sH)
Yeah, Mika was making a Major Feminist Talking Point about this today.
This would be the same Mika who makes a fetish of her exercise and diet routines, who does all the rolly eyes whenever anyone mentions a Big Gulp.
Now, in fairness, I like looking at Mika. A lot. She's fit, nearly age-appropriate, and she accentuates the sweater puppies.
But to disavow anyone who dares complain about a beauty contestant's looks is worse than disingenuous.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (mgbwf)
Times, they do change.
Gives me hope.
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (Om16U)
Clinically overweight, clinically insane, clinically obsessed - it just all sounds so negative.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (GqdlE)
Another thing, WHAT THE HELL is this new penchant for having "experts" on to talk about the election who are 24 year old girls? My dog is more of an expert than they are, and for God's sake, put some clothes on. Does this appeal to men? Do they want expert advice from a 24 year old bimbo because they can imagine she'll honk their horn between policy pronouncements? Because, as a woman, I have absolutely NO RESPECT for any 20 something chick with her skirt cut up to her woo-woo and a cocktail dress on and I'm not even sensitive or uptight.
Oh, and Megyno's hair and new permanent derisive face are lesbionic.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - M.A.G.A. Lace Helicopter Wigs are at The Outrage Outlet! at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2016 04:18 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 30, 2016 04:18 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 30, 2016 04:18 PM (/CIN4)
How have MeAgain's ratings done since she's taken this leftward turn?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 30, 2016 04:18 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Alicis Machado at September 30, 2016 04:18 PM (qJhUV)
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It's the Trump is Mean Meme.
Can't talk about real issues like the fact that all emails on Hillarys server were accessible to EVERYONE at the server company. Or the fact that when she was Secretary of State, she sold US weapons to groups that might have become ISIS.
Nope, it's all "Trump is Mean," fed to the LIV's who eat it up like EBT lobster.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 30, 2016 04:18 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: $19,534,685,901,767.00 at September 30, 2016 04:19 PM (zu88C)
It means that it fits a common measure and is chemical as opposed to being one's opinion. Clinically depressed has to do with serotonin levels not "sadness," for example.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:19 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:19 PM (Om16U)
Times, they do change.
Gives me hope.
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (Om16U)
He was criticizing her 6 months ago. Not long after those first couple debates and her behavior he soured on her. Now he was writing long takedowns of her but if you got him in the comments he would voice his criticism of her behavior.
Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2016 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)
*The Comey dodge goes something like this:
This really isn't about what this is really about at all, and if anybody says it is (wrinkle face here for effect) tell them to come and talk to me.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 04:19 PM (4ng05)
Look, we've now has people in the press explain exactly how the Clinton team works - they have Sid and others drop by and tell them a super-secret, for your ears only tip about Hillary's opponent.
So Meghan was attempting to cover up that she fell for the Clintons' line of BS like so many in the press have done for decades --- except the curtain has been pulled back on that trick, so: must explain.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:20 PM (NOIQH)
I thought this was the movie review for it.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 30, 2016 04:20 PM (qJhUV)
Yeah.... same with 'Military' specialists... or foreign policy...
Its all pundits now.... no one who is actually DOING it anymore...
Why? Its easier to schedule a pundit who gets paid for talking, than someone who actually works for a living....
So now, fox is all pundit vs. pundit...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (WRGNi)
Clinically overweight, clinically insane, clinically obsessed - it just all sounds so negative.
The "tactical effect." Any piece of shit product sounds like something badass you want to own if it has "tactical" in its name.
I have a set of tactical screwdrivers that I paid top dollar for. Because, tactical.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: bluebell at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: W. Gnostic Fiddleslee Jr. at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (va9fI)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (WRGNi)
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TV Network Bosses:
We want Millenials to become engaged! So we will put Millenials on the air to lure then to our station. Ratings BONANZA. Plus, our Millenial anchors will be stupid, just like they are. They will relate to our anchors, tune in all the time and ca-ching! Our ad rates go through the roof! Plus.. no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public! WINNING!!!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Alicis Machado
just so everyone knows, the "porn tape" of Machado is a fake, a different actress with just a bare resemblance to Machado, with "Alicia Machado anal sex" thrown up as the title to attract clicks.
She did apparently have sex with a dude on a Spanish language version of Big Brother, all on nightvision tape.
but you can't see all that much. Except that they're doin' it.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (dciA+)
but mostly for her cock sucking lips
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2016 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)
6 months, one year, potato, tomato
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:22 PM (NOIQH)
Once they lose enough viewers, they'll have to be publicly funded...which will make them really objective.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 30, 2016 04:22 PM (AroJD)
Let's talke about how she laughed when she got a guy who raped a 12 year old off and argued that the 12 year old had sex fantasies.
Do it.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:22 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Hillary Cankles Klinton at September 30, 2016 04:22 PM (GR+BI)
I thought this was the movie review for it.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 30, 2016 04:20 PM (qJhUV)
no one wants to see an hour of her beating her husband in a gimp suit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:22 PM (cPsPa)
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bite your tongue
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 30, 2016 04:23 PM (/CIN4)
*cheers*
It's officially TGIF in my world.
Now, to read the actual post.
Where's the music vid that goes with it?!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:23 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB
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yeah. No kidding. You have an actually investment in this with actual risk.
Good for you ace for calling it like it is. We owe you.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:23 PM (zu88C)
Or he did her already. Whichever. Wrong hole, sorry megyn
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 30, 2016 04:24 PM (IXAbU)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2016 04:24 PM (WRGNi)
I have a set of tactical screwdrivers that I paid top dollar for. Because, tactical.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
But Sonic sounds more sciencey!
Posted by: Dr. Who at September 30, 2016 04:24 PM (qf6WZ)
Makes me hope for an exciting Friday afternoon document dump by the FBI or something just to let this die a quick death.
Posted by: bluebell at September 30, 2016 04:24 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at September 30, 2016 04:24 PM (Vlbf/)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:24 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:25 PM (zu88C)
Remember those, and how cute so many people thought they were?
Now imagine if they changed the gender, or mentioned a sexual orientation, or horror of horrors, a protected race.
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 04:25 PM (mHL0c)
You know Hillary called Lewinsky a crazy stalker. And I recall that was after she knew the truth but before the blue dress evidence was made public.
IOW she purposely trashed someone her husband abused for politics.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 30, 2016 04:25 PM (gwwEL)
Posted by: The Trumperor at September 30, 2016 04:25 PM (JxMoP)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 30, 2016 04:23 PM
megyn kelly's husband comments here?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:25 PM (cPsPa)
++++
You ought to do a post with that title ace
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 30, 2016 04:25 PM (IXAbU)
"Oh yeah, I didn't have any agenda, even though I'm still seething and dripping with contempt. And also dissembling into muttering like a homeless feminist from the 60's who drop one too many tabs of acid and lost her mind".
Honestly- does this woman wake herself up at night screaming Trump's name? Is that nervous little seat shuffle she does every time Trump's name comes up because it tightens her panties into a wad ?
What a jerk. Then she brings on another female guest half in the bag as an echo chamber and therapy partner.
That Fox has any credibility at all with a clown like that is amazing.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 30, 2016 04:26 PM (jYV/+)
Posted by: pep
My wife and I went to our very first local gun range here a couple months ago. I've shot guns as a kid with my Dad, but haven't touched one in probably 20 years. She's never shot one. We took their safety class, then bought two hand guns and a rifle. We've been back a few times since to practice. Some of the most fun we've had in ages. (We especially loved that one of the targets you can use is a zombie. We're big zombie fans and always joking about the impending zombie apocalypse.) Met some of the nicest people we've met since living here for 12 years.
Posted by: Biergood at September 30, 2016 04:26 PM (v8Lx/)
I loved those infomercials where they said "don't you wish you could have sonic hearing?"
As opposed to what?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 04:26 PM (mgbwf)
yeah i would say stuff like her opening question was "kinda bullshitty because half of the mean comments were about Rosie O'Donnell, and the other half were either not all that bad or simply ALLEGED in a lawsuit (no proof), but Kelly pretended they were from lots of different people and all had the same amount of evidence for them."
By the way, apparently Ruth Marcus wrote something mean about trump, and he took the article, circled her face (over on the side) and wrote "WHAT A DOG FACE!" or something.
This was proposed to be an Anti-Woman Breach.
However, I've read Ruth Marcus -- she's mean. I can only assume her article about Trump was mean.
What is this belief among critics that the targets of their criticism don't get to talk back to them? Or this idea of he media that while they can pour venom on their subjects, their subjects are guilty of an offense agains the first amendment if the person they insulted insults them back?
It's fucking bizarre.
and that ruth marcus hing was one of the ones MeAgain cited- - without mentioning it was in response to a negative column about Trump.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:26 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:26 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Backtoga at September 30, 2016 04:27 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 30, 2016 04:25 PM (gwwEL)
Yeah. The MSM will get right on that...
This presidential race is one gigantic rigged farce. "Heads I win, tails you lose."
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:27 PM (8ZskC)
Condoms. Tactical condoms.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2016 04:27 PM (PrVhQ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 30, 2016 04:28 PM (GqdlE)
just so everyone knows, the "porn tape" of Machado is a fake, a different actress with just a bare resemblance to Machado, with "Alicia Machado anal sex" thrown up as the title to attract clicks.
She did apparently have sex with a dude on a Spanish language version of Big Brother, all on nightvision tape.
but you can't see all that much. Except that they're doin' it.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (dciA+)
I think we need to Horde Source this entire question...
Ensure there are no more tapes out there...
Search the deep dark places of the internet for Machado Porn....
You know.... because.... have to make sure we found everything...
/tries to look innocent....
No honey.... I'm not looking at porn.... really... its... research!
Posted by: Dr. Who at September 30, 2016 04:28 PM (qf6WZ)
Whether you're Miss Universe or Mister Universe, you're obliged to stay
fit. I wish someone could extricate the sexism thing out of this mess.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius
It's so unfair. Nobody can name any Mr. Universe. There's no big TV extravaganza about their selection. No endorsements make them rich.
It's sexism, is what it is.
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:28 PM (LAe3v)
---------
**AAAAAAAAAAHHHH**
*sob*
*eats Twinkies*
Posted by: Ahnuld - The Pudginator at September 30, 2016 04:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2016 04:29 PM (n6rAX)
She did apparently have sex with a dude on a Spanish language version of Big Brother, all on nightvision tape.
but you can't see all that much. Except that they're doin' it.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (dciA+)
what difference at this point does it make? if it says she is getting buggered she is getting buggered.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:29 PM (cPsPa)
There is a young HS girl in a LGBT tee shirt crying through her entire speech to hundreds. So far, one cough drop popped in maw. No new ideas, some garbage about free college to all, everyone needs to make $15/hr, and a "National Service" group who will have college debt erased. (How is this different from Americorp?). Same ole Trump bashing. Putin! Wimmen! Wall!
She had a coughing episode in Ft. Pierce and hesitated on steps (see Drudge). Her voice is all screechy, naturally.
I have to say it takes talent to screech and suck a cough drop at the same time. Perhaps that is what the tongue hole is for?
It is hot in there, my flying monkeys, seeing people fanning themselves.
Oh, and she has a cheerleader guy who tells those behind her when to raise signs and applaud. Weird.
Climate Change!!! Telling FL they know about it after 4000 days without a major hurricane. Solar panels! Clean energy!
Trying to sell book.
Chick is crying again. Weird.
She appears bloated. Got down stairs with handy rail.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (Cx8BK)
There is no joy in, or being with, a woman like that. Beauty is indeed, only skin deep.
But hard-ass lefty bitch goes clear through to the bone and right out to the skin on the other side.
Previous commenters are right, too. She's book smart and conventionally intelligent.
But has failed utterly in the application of that intelligence to life beyond book-learning, and failed utterly in the development of wisdom, judgment, insight and discernment.
In short, she's brittle, shallow, vapid, vain and I'm sure, very trying on one's patience to be near or around.
I'd far rather be with an AoS 'Ette, who, as we all know, are all only 29, smoking hot, nubile, sophisticated, bubbly, smart and sweet.
And they can all make sammiches, happily bring beer, and hold their own with the boys, be it at the shooting range, grill, country picnic or high society swanky shindig.
Yep. "Ettes are where it's at.
"Bubble Headed Bleach Blonde"? Pass.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (v5iqM)
The Commission on Presidential Debates has admitted today that Donald Trump's microphone WAS defective and that there WERE problems with his audio feed, making it sound as if he was sniffling, when in fact he was just taking a deep breath through his nose before pounding Hillary Satan. Of course they admit this on a Friday, the end of the week's news cycle and 5 days after the actual debate. Another "conspiracy theory" that turned out to be TRUE.
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (Om16U)
but you can't see all that much. Except that they're doin' it.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (dciA+)
Well, that constitutes a "porn tape", even if no discerning con-a-sewer of porn would fap to it. Just like the Playboy photo spread is soft-core porn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Ahnold at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (mHL0c)
It's sexism, is what it is.
Well ... I did give it my best shot ...
Posted by: Sean Connery at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (fiGNd)
A bare resemblance is perfect for a porn tape.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (KUaJL)
yup, she came out looking horrible, and she can't get Trump beating her out of her head
She lost. To Trump.
I think O'Reilly's still #1, and I bet because she showed her partisan hack colors and tried the "Gotcha" crap - which is what Illary just pulled in the debate, I might add.
Mudslingers. Both of them.
I no longer record her show. I usually never watch any show in real time, now I don't care about watching The Five or The Kelly File. I think O'Reilly is a blowhard (ha, for the most part), but he still has interesting talks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:31 PM (qCMvj)
This whole notion there are protected classes who can launch attacks, but who your betters say you can not respond to is infuriating.
You want an honest debate? It goes two ways. There is a pint and counter point.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 30, 2016 04:31 PM (jYV/+)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2016 04:31 PM (ofpt4)
Posted by: Smitty27 at September 30, 2016 04:31 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:31 PM (qCMvj)
"she was the worst" ... that may have been a coached half quote. iirc
Trump said they had problems with her, she was the worst Miss Universe
they had ... but still ... Miss Universe.
Given what Machado has done since winning Miss Universe, her being difficult is *very* believable.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (dciA+)
Thanks, Ace. I should have thought to do the Zapruder frame-by-frame review before I bought off on this thing.
I'm still kind of curious about the source of the "Magic Splooge."
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelley Show Viewer at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (GR+BI)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 30, 2016 04:30 PM (KUaJL)
I have to disagree. I think she's a big-time party girl.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (zc3Db)
Wanna bet the MFM doesn't show that video of her coughing. She's powering through!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (gwwEL)
She didn't even know she had that kink til Donald started doing it
Now it's an itch she can't scratch. She's getting more bitter because that's the only way she knows to get her desires fulfilled.
I mean seriously. She cut her hair like that because he criticized her. It's so obvious.
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (IXAbU)
Posted by: Iblis at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (rP2JJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (4e+hS)
been back a few times since to practice. Some of the most fun we've had
in ages.
Same experience about a year and a half ago.
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Om16U)
I also LOVE the "concern face." I noted that before I started despising her. She sort of unlocks her pit bull jaw (no offense to pit bulls) and her chin gets more pointy. Then the sad eyes come.
Love you Morons...in event Internet goes poof next week. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Cx8BK)
(ace, you can practice your spanish with this page)
Posted by: Lymond at September 30, 2016 04:13 PM (wH6vD)
--------------------------------
Ah, so Machado was cuddling up to the Clinton campaign --- and obviously being embraced by them as Important --- weeks before the debate.
Que sorpresa!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Nox3c)
Fake but accurate is acceptable, so I've heard.
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 30, 2016 04:33 PM (JxMoP)
and it's contractual, and if noticed the two airheads then pronounced with such fervor their law degrees! oh and how we passed it first time!
But, no clue on the contractual details of Miss Piggie Universe.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:33 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 04:33 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 30, 2016 04:32 PM (4e+hS)
Especially when you do it on the set of a TV show where everything is being taped, which is the whole point of the friggin show.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 04:34 PM (zc3Db)
Now it's an itch she can't scratch. She's getting more bitter
because that's the only way she knows to get her desires fulfilled.
=======
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:34 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:34 PM (Om16U)
to her audience in order to excuse her utter lack of journalistic
skepticism into a story cooked up for her by her galpal Hillary."
Trauma sounds right ... not that she likes (abuser, bully) Hillary much. But she promised to take down Trump in that first debate, and is still on that mission.
That "on your knees" comment Kelly brought up to show how Trump was misogynist, was from a TV show, and neither Trump not the contestant remembered. The woman later said how great Trump was, it was just a joke line for TV. (and she had actually just said she was on her knees for this other contestant guy, probably a scripted thing for ratings). But Megyn used it with no context.
And even Rosie (wasn't it Rosie he called fat?) has said we'd be lucky if we get Trump instead of terrible Hildabeast.
Then the Fields 2 hour reality show drama, with Michelle in negligee, and now this last poor dear soul. sheesh
Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2016 04:35 PM (n6rAX)
It's so unfair. Nobody can name any Mr. Universe.
Da fuq?
Posted by: Ahnold
Okay, you got me on that one.
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:35 PM (LAe3v)
It's interesting when people die.
Give me dirty laundry.
Posted by: Jonbenet Ramsey at September 30, 2016 04:35 PM (BeenG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 30, 2016 04:35 PM (4e+hS)
when she was interviewed by someone about the guy schtupping her in her television sex tape she said "he treats me like a goddess and f---- me like a b----" so maybe she is not really doing porn but who knows?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:36 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Om16U)
You know, I'll bet there's something to that.
Like that doughy Lena getting pissy cause some pro athlete blew her off cause doughy.
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 04:36 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:22 PM (NOIQH)
Well, she used to. She even did a podcast.
Meh. She's a cuter Karl Rove.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 30, 2016 04:36 PM (u0lmX)
Unless Trump finds a way to make these lies punitive, they will do it again.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 30, 2016 04:36 PM (jYV/+)
Anyway, there were a few of Her, As Miss Venezuela. The Angel ones, at the time, were after a few of her own.
Could be wrong, as not a porn regular. But it was her in about three tapes plus the TV one, which is equally gross to contemplate.
I think Mr. Trump should have focused on her drug cartel ties as well as threatening to murder a judge...as she admitted on Anderson Cooper. That is more important to me than her being a skank. There, I said it, MeAgain.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 04:37 PM (Cx8BK)
bear?
banana?
what?
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Gman at September 30, 2016 04:37 PM (VXoTW)
Everyone who bothered to investigate Hillary knows that she demeaned and threatened women whom Bill harassed, raped or had affairs with so that they wouldn't speak up. She did this to save Bill's career and so that she could cling on to his coattails.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 30, 2016 04:37 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 04:37 PM (4ng05)
What's worse is they know that is BS. Being on camera it is a certainty that should Meghan or Dana put on 30lbs (not pregnant, ill) they would be hearing from Fox management. Meghan of all people knows how important physical appearance is, or she wouldn't be wearing all that make-up and tight dresses.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:37 PM (NOIQH)
Now she's all black leather, Look At Me, Dammit! and gurrrrrrl power.
And Dana Perino. I'm sure she's a really nice person, but she's still angry her boy Jeb! isn't the candidate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:38 PM (1ZOkK)
... I could hear more.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 30, 2016 04:38 PM (fiGNd)
sure. but the thing is that once you don't like someone you kinda believe every bad thing about them. Kinda like the Trump Derangement Crowd.
It doesn't seem to occur to them for one second that Trump might never have called this woman "Miss Housekeeping" and THAT might be why he's pissy about this.
They just assume it's true, and urge him to confess to the crime and then move on.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:39 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 30, 2016 04:36 PM (u0lmX)
Truer words...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 04:39 PM (4ng05)
I have a set of tactical screwdrivers that I paid top dollar for. Because, tactical.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
But Sonic sounds more sciencey!
Yes, but you can't be sonically overweight. Or sonically depressed.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 30, 2016 04:39 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 30, 2016 04:39 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 30, 2016 04:35 PM (4e+hS)
oh yeah. naked and afraid too. dual survival this season is apparently a non stop humpfest.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (IXAbU)
Hillary is sonically cursed.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (8ZskC)
Perino's always been an idiot with an oversized head.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (zc3Db)
I disagree. She seemed to actually do some homework, and come prepared to talk about all sides of an issue. It was refreshing.
No more.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Palerider at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (dkExz)
Catherine Herridge?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (AIf5d)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean
Nobody puts MeAgain into a corner
Posted by: Patrick Swayze, six feet under and till rockin' the chicks at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (v8Lx/)
FIFY
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:39 PM (dciA+)
It's that old saying; ... like a Megyn scorned.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 30, 2016 04:41 PM (IXAbU)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 30, 2016 04:38 PM (fiGNd)
A blow-by-blow description, as it were?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2016 04:41 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Weasel at September 30, 2016 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 30, 2016 04:36 PM (u0lmX)
not even close. she is not even the architect of lunch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:41 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 30, 2016 04:16 PM (tvyXw)
perfect timing wasn't it?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:41 PM (qCMvj)
The War on Women meme was falsely developed and massaged through 8 years of Obama in preparation for Hillary.
They ruined people's lives for the meme---women's lives including Jackie Coakley and this miss universe twit/slut.
Hillary corrupts everything she touches which should be Trump's response. "I did nothing to this woman except help her. You have now used her and drawn the world's attention to sordid details. You corrupt everyone and everything you touch for your own benefit. You had a war room organized around destroying women. You need to stop. Stop making war on women."
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:41 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 04:42 PM (mHL0c)
Perino's always been an idiot with an oversized head.
It isn't that her head is large, it's that her body is small. It's a zen thing, you wouldn't understand.
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 30, 2016 04:42 PM (gwwEL)
FU sugartits. Run with the big dogs or stay in the kitchen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2016 04:42 PM (PrVhQ)
comes Trump and he's like "meh, not even up to my gets a second look
standards"Posted by: Votermom
* * * * * *
You're on to something that I've thought (back) when I used to watch that nutjob. My middle sister (have three) is a complete lunatic and Megyn is a spitting image in more ways than one. What her reaction to Trump reveals is that Megyn understands that guys see her as eye candy, but in reality, when she gets up in the am and looks in the mirror, she sees ugly. She notices a small wart here, a random hair there, an odd smell down there, and deep down she knows she's teetering on the brink. One public expression of disfavor (Trump) and she's heading off into deep water. If majority opinion were to turn against her, I guarantee she'd immediately crumble into a sad pile of insecure reality show trash. You can see it in those whacky eyes as she stares into that fox camera each night.
Posted by: Smitty27 at September 30, 2016 04:42 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 30, 2016 04:42 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 30, 2016 04:12 PM (eEBON)
I get all kinds of rumors and stories from people I still know up in Guitar Town. My "bunk time" rumor/story is that Martina McBride is usually in the buff when on her tour bus.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 30, 2016 04:42 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:43 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2016 04:43 PM (fA75F)
I am telling you, as a detective of Benghazi, train wrecks, terrorism, Michelle He Grabbed My Arm, and, now, a Miss Universe ho, it was her a few days ago. May be erased now...but Miss Angel was about fifth down the list. Note: I did not watch those, only the real buckaroo. Harfing again. Need to go before I, like Hilz, hork up something in glass.
I am sorry I know this, y'all. But it was her two days ago, along with the "between the sheets" live on tv, cause, as she told Anderson Cooper, she is a famous actress. Ok!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 04:43 PM (Cx8BK)
not sure. Been some making out. I don't know if anyone's done the deed.
BTW, to try to get off TV, I've stopped my DVR from recording Survivor. It's one of those zombie shows I would completely forget about EXCEPT my tv was set up to record it, so at some time during the week I notice that and wind up wasting my fool-ass time watching it.
but now, with no recording -- we'll see how much of a pull it has on me.
Also cleaning the DVR out of Flash, Arrow, Legends of Tomorrow, Elementary.
well maybe i'll keep elementary.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:44 PM (dciA+)
I know you guys want everyone to bend over and take the left meme, I'm glad he's not.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:44 PM (09Ay7)
Didn't she have a couple of coughing fits right before her seizure - I mean collapse on 9/11?
Posted by: T-Squared at September 30, 2016 04:44 PM (VkAIj)
It's a porn name, like Ripper Johnson, or loosely translated, - Alicia Badonkadonk.
Posted by: Fritz at September 30, 2016 04:44 PM (2Mnv1)
...
Nope. Answering for an amigo.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 30, 2016 04:44 PM (1H9ox)
Perino's always been an idiot with an oversized head.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 04:15 PM (zc3Db)
I disagree. She seemed to actually do some homework, and come prepared to talk about all sides of an issue. It was refreshing.
No more.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:40 PM (qCMvj)
I think what someone earlier said about MeAgain "not really liking sex" is definitely true of Dana Perino.
That said, she's the archetypal smart girl in class who turns in her homework assignments on-time and on clean paper with all the I's dotted and all the T's crossed.
I bet she's never had a joint or a single puff on a cigarette in her life. She probably has drank a little and giggled at sex jokes.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 30, 2016 04:45 PM (AIf5d)
in the next debate:
I would go with, right at the start:
"Hillary will probably try to throw mud at me again during this debate, because that is all she's got. She can't run on her record or her ideas.
So expect it.
Rather than respond, I will continue to talk to you, the American people, of what really matters to you..."
and does what he says he will do
ignore the moderators
ignore Illary.
Speak to the voters.
Stay out of the mud. Like Newt said, they are THE experts in the mud and that is where they are comfortable playing.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:45 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Gman at September 30, 2016 04:45 PM (VXoTW)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 04:45 PM (8ZskC)
She knows it.
She believes that this makes her a member of genetic elite.
She is a smart attorney and she thinks that this makes her a member of the academic elite.
She believes that as a media personality she is also part of an elite.
Now she just needs to align with a political belief system based on elitism.....
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:45 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Weasel at September 30, 2016 04:45 PM (Sfs6o)
New one this time. Patient was 14yo girl never been with a boy but had chlamydia.
Partner was a 16yo girl.
Father found out and beat up the older girl.
Oh boohoo I know.
Thing is, that older girl lied. She is 28. She preys upon junior high school girls in the area, apparently.
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 30, 2016 04:46 PM (IXAbU)
If this is true, then Fox News is looking to change A LOT, and also: protect itself from more federal govt. attacks.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyd2a6a
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 30, 2016 04:47 PM (AIf5d)
She is one of the few left I'd watch on FOX. I have abandoned them all except Hannity, and he was never a favorite. It takes courage to go against the flow and mocking of the lame stream.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 04:47 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:45 PM (zu88C)
But watch what happens if they drag a fatter contract through the CNN Studio.
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 04:47 PM (mHL0c)
Catherine Herridge?
...
love her.
Not to judge women's looks, as we're apparently not allowed to do, but for some time I've noticed that while Megyn Kelly is what you'd call conventionally pretty, she's not really super attractive. Kind of that blandly attractive look that really doesn't grab you.
But I dig Catherine Herridge's look. Put together, professional. I dig that she's all business and knows her stuff.
(Maybe I'm thinking of a mullet: Business up front, party in the back.)
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:47 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2016 04:47 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 30, 2016 04:47 PM (QQ+il)
name? Is that nervous little seat shuffle she does every time Trump's
name comes up because it tightens her panties into a wad ?
I had a momentary vision of Bill Shatner shouting "KHAN" when I read that.
Posted by: An Observation at September 30, 2016 04:48 PM (ihodr)
someone you kinda believe every bad thing about them. Kinda like the
Trump Derangement Crowd.
It doesn't seem to occur to them for one second that Trump might
never have called this woman "Miss Housekeeping" and THAT might be why
he's pissy about this.
They just assume it's true, and urge him to confess to the crime and then move on.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:39 PM (dciA+)
*******
We have to stop accepting their facts and their premises. We do it ALL THE TIME.
There is a rush of pseudo-righties falling all over themselves to agree to basic facts that the left machine produces.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:48 PM (09Ay7)
Agreed. You can tell she works hard and always knows her stuff.
Posted by: Biergood at September 30, 2016 04:48 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: bluebell at September 30, 2016 04:48 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Dave at September 30, 2016 04:48 PM (GuYV2)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 04:19 PM (4ng05)
We are not
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:48 PM (qCMvj)
Perino could always STFU when I listen to her opinions. She is at least partly at fault for the insanely idiotic policy of not responding to democrat lies and media distortions during W's presidency. How she can now step up the mike and babble about ANYTHING and be taken serious is a mystery.
Posted by: Smitty27 at September 30, 2016 04:49 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 30, 2016 04:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2016 04:49 PM (ofpt4)
Really?I prefer hardwood.Got pictures though?
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2016 04:49 PM (fA75F)
all same-same; irony is no longer possible
Posted by: Billy Occam at September 30, 2016 04:50 PM (/542q)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:48 PM (qCMvj)
And that too. Obviously.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 04:50 PM (4ng05)
MeAgain, who partially made her career on her looks shouldn't be going there,
I MISS GRETA! Big Time.
Posted by: Queen lateral rectus at September 30, 2016 04:50 PM (ir/G5)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 30, 2016 04:50 PM (IXAbU)
So Meghan was attempting to cover up that she fell for the Clintons' line of BS like so many in the press have done for decades --- except the curtain has been pulled back on that trick, so: must explain.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:20 PM (NOIQH)
oh, good point!
this makes it more glorious!
she is THAT partisan, that Trump-is-in-my-airhead crazy
and she made a fool of herself
she thought she had the Gotcha moment x 2
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:50 PM (qCMvj)
... just good to know - in case of the AoSHQ Plane Crash - I've got Megan all to myself.
Don't worry Megan. It won't get weird. Much.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 30, 2016 04:50 PM (fiGNd)
...
MISOGYNIST!!!!1!1!!1
Posted by: ajmojo at September 30, 2016 04:50 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:50 PM (cPsPa)
bear?
banana?
what?
FINGERS me like a BASSOONIST
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 30, 2016 04:51 PM (GqdlE)
(Maybe I'm thinking of a mullet: Business up front, party in the back.)
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:47 PM (dciA+)
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Pssst, ace- comparing a lady to a mullet is generally not considered flattering. I know, I know, hard to believe. But true.
Posted by: bluebell at September 30, 2016 04:51 PM (xpSCc)
Something to remind myself about teaching a kid who to trust
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 30, 2016 04:51 PM (IXAbU)
I am not sure about her coughing on 9/11. Her major coughing and hacking job was the rally with Kaine clapping like a seal behind her. The day she horked up part of a lung in her water glass.
Until her collapse on 9/11, she was a regular coughing machine with her water glass.
Since the debate and during, she does not drink water to get the ole gullet hacking. I noted that today in her speechifying. No more water glass on lectern! Just cough drops! In last one, Coral Gables, she was holding mic to screech at the hundreds and had a cough drop, unwrapped, ready to be popped. So now one of her minions has to unwrap one for her majesty. I am hoping dust and cooties were on it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 04:52 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:21 PM (dciA+)
Kudos on your due diligence!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 04:52 PM (qCMvj)
And she oozes fake, phony charm.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 30, 2016 04:52 PM (AIf5d)
It might, since I'll be there too.
No swordfighting.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 30, 2016 04:52 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:52 PM (cPsPa)
Good.
Let the masks continue to fall.
But for the record? I guarandamtee you that Jebbie the Hutt would have DEMANDED that Trump kiss the ring if he had won the nomination.
FK ALL THE ELITIST FKRS
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:52 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Billy Occam at September 30, 2016 04:52 PM (/542q)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2016 03:59 PM (wq2/T)
is it worse if I spell it Missogyny? Be sure I will if it is.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'It all tastes like chicken' at September 30, 2016 04:52 PM (3VwJI)
(Maybe I'm thinking of a mullet: Business up front, party in the back.)
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2016 04:47 PM (dciA+)
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Pssst, ace- comparing a lady to a mullet is generally not considered flattering. I know, I know, hard to believe. But true.
Posted by: bluebell at September 30, 2016 04:51 PM (xpSCc)
No woman wants to be compared to bait fish.
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 04:53 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Queen lateral rectus at September 30, 2016 04:53 PM (ir/G5)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 30, 2016 04:53 PM (fiGNd)
ALL THE TIME. There is a rush of pseudo-righties falling all over
themselves to agree to basic facts that the left machine produces.
Posted by: deplorable dagny
* * * * * * *
That is precisely why the US is taking the next handbasket to hell and why I can't listen to most pundits for very long. Love Rush, Dennis Prager, et al but too often they handwring over idiotic democrat/media statements and then try to explain why this or that particular set of facts is faulty rather than just wholesale announce it as complete insanity. When you try to dissect something stupid, you end up with stupid all up in your face. And stuff.
Posted by: Smitty27 at September 30, 2016 04:53 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 30, 2016 04:54 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: One of the Three Stooges?? at September 30, 2016 04:54 PM (3VwJI)
Posted by: bluebell at September 30, 2016 04:51 PM (xpSCc)
so, if say on a friday night at a bar you were to sidle up to a winsome lass and say "mmmmm baby, look at you all business in the front an part in the back, let me buy you a drink" it probably would not work?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:54 PM (cPsPa)
well, even though I disagree with nearly everything she says, Julie
Roginsky is one of the smartest people hanging around fox these days.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Agreed. I like competent, knowledgeable women. She's one. I haven't decided on Lisa Boothe yet, but she is attractive, in a feline sort of way.
Posted by: pep at September 30, 2016 04:55 PM (LAe3v)
Class act. Me-Again, OTOH....
Posted by: Billy Occam at September 30, 2016 04:55 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:55 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 30, 2016 04:56 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Oedipus at September 30, 2016 04:56 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 30, 2016 04:56 PM (QQ+il)
I mean that's so wrong.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 30, 2016 04:56 PM (3VwJI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 04:54 PM (cPsPa)
---------------
Well now, having never tried that or had that tried on me, I couldn't say for sure. How about if you give it a go and report back?
What could go wrong?
Posted by: bluebell at September 30, 2016 04:56 PM (xpSCc)
Competence is attractive; she's very good at her job. She could soften up her look with long hair, more frilly clothes (she usually does turtleneck or simple top), and the heavy make-up like a lot of the other Fox women but she chooses not to.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 04:56 PM (NOIQH)
All good for Trump at this point.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 30, 2016 04:57 PM (gwwEL)
Posted by: bluebell at September 30, 2016 04:51 PM (xpSCc)
Well, if he had compared her to a flounder, that might be flattening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2016 04:57 PM (o9m/V)
After weeks of cleaning the chunks out from all the crevasses in my TV, I've not seen a full news program since.
MeAgain, you da man - again.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 04:58 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 04:58 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 30, 2016 04:58 PM (C9pBZ)
She is brilliant. I am sure the Military respects her.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 04:58 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:59 PM (Om16U)
Well Lah Tee Dah ...
... I tried everything I could to give away my liver as a kid. Always got caught - can't tell you how many times I got my ass kicked for it. Mom mad that shit probably twice a month.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 30, 2016 04:59 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2016 05:00 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 05:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 04:59 PM (Om16U)
Ah, but she committed the Cardinal Sin. Doing her job.
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 05:00 PM (mHL0c)
She told them a story of being in the hospital, I believe with a diagnosis of cancer or some kind of serious illness, and a letter arrived marked, deliver by 8am. It came via private courier.
When she opened it , it was a handwritten note from Trump telling her she was a wonderful person who would get through this etc. She said after she left the hospital, he would call her periodically to check on how she was doing, etc.
But , But, this situation with Miss Universe.
Miss Wisconsin wasn't having any of it. She went on and on about what a wonderful gentleman Trump was , that her fellow contestants were always treated professionally and well by him.
Apparently, there is now another you tube video interview of another contestant gushing the same praise for Trump.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 30, 2016 05:01 PM (ntZAP)
============
I did too.
Until her gratuitous slobbering and fawning report over Hillary's speech at that one university (New Mexico? Arizona?).
Very dissappointing.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 05:01 PM (zu88C)
Good word, trollop; we should use it a little more often to describe bad, immoral behaviour. I'm fine with shaming others; the Left does it to me all the time.
Posted by: Carmen at September 30, 2016 05:01 PM (RHjCR)
Yeah, like what she's done since leaving CBS. I did not watch her when she was at CBS because I gave up network news years ago.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 05:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2016 05:02 PM (ofpt4)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 05:02 PM (4ng05)
She is attractive and has brains. Lots of us out there, MeAgain. You are not holding up so well since August, just saying. Seeing Hilz photos from 2008 til now should show you that mean bitterness is not a beautifier.
I am sure she and Hume are thrilled to be back together again.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 05:02 PM (Cx8BK)
--
I missed that.
I usually just read her stuff though.
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on Gab at September 30, 2016 05:02 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 30, 2016 05:03 PM (fiGNd)
Can't stand Perino. She's just a slightly more relatable MeAgain.
Posted by: Cooldawg at September 30, 2016 05:03 PM (trcbu)
This whole notion there are protected classes who can launch attacks, but who your betters say you can not respond to is infuriating.
You want an honest debate? It goes two ways. There is a pint and counter point.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 30, 2016 04:31 PM (jYV/+)
This is called BULLYING!
The MSM, the Clinton's, and MeAgain (I love that!) are bullying the American public.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 05:03 PM (qCMvj)
Clinically overweight, clinically insane, clinically obsessed - it just all sounds so negative.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Sounds very clinical, there.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 30, 2016 05:03 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2016 05:03 PM (ofpt4)
I mean normally I wouldn't bring this up, but Hillary Clinton and the media have suddenly decided that this sort of thing is important, so let's talk about it.
Posted by: Bill at September 30, 2016 05:03 PM (/ZE0U)
... Megyn Kelly asked audience members if we thought there was any resemblance between her and a character from Star Trek called Seven of Nine. She then posted the same question on Facebook, with a video.
In response to her post, someone commented:
One is an emotionally cold robot that engages in groupthink and attempts to destroy anyone that doesn't bow to the collective's global agenda. The other is just a character from Star Trek.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 30, 2016 05:03 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Pablo Escobar at September 30, 2016 05:03 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2016 05:04 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 05:04 PM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 30, 2016 05:04 PM (QQ+il)
I usually just read her stuff though.
========
She like Meagain is incredibly talented , attractive and working in a business that is filled with progressives and a constant demand for conformity to leftist thought.
Occupational hazard.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 05:05 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 30, 2016 05:05 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 30, 2016 05:06 PM (3VwJI)
Posted by: Cooldawg at September 30, 2016 05:07 PM (trcbu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 30, 2016 05:06 PM (3VwJI)
Hmmm.
Woody Allen sorta reminds me of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, in drag.
Only not as funny.
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 05:08 PM (mHL0c)
thought that at least she didn't have to see Megyn turn into such a
trollop.
Seems that a while back Meghan decided she needed to appeal to the non-Fox audience if she is ever to get any bigger. It makes sense, and she was likely a closeted non-conservative already. The Trump debate thing worked - she's now a progressive hero, she's getting covered in People and Vanity Fair, being listed as a top mover in Variety, and also recently signed a $10 book deal.
However, this new phase has taken it's toll on the quality of her show. SHe fell for the Clinton's Machado scoop-bait, and she's having to do that face-saving trick Ace mentioned of inviting old media dudes on to validate her reporting choices, etc. She should just defect to The View or Good Morning America already.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 05:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at September 30, 2016 05:08 PM (MWa6z)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 05:09 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2016 05:09 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 30, 2016 05:09 PM (3VwJI)
Posted by: spypeach at September 30, 2016 05:09 PM (nyYhO)
All good for Trump at this point.
Posted by: Make America Great Again
Kasich is my governor.
He is also my neighbor (one street over)
He was my congressman for years, and I have voted for him in all those elections.
This year, as a presidential candidate, he has become a total ass.
I thought he was actually starting to succumb to some kind of dementia the last few years, in some of the particularly strange things he has said as governor.
Now though, I think he has just become an ass.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 30, 2016 05:09 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Tiger Tanaka at September 30, 2016 05:10 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Deplorabe Male Logic at September 30, 2016 05:10 PM (lKyWE)
(I think Ace said he wants us to use some Spanish words so he can practice)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 30, 2016 05:11 PM (3VwJI)
Posted by: spypeach at September 30, 2016 05:11 PM (nyYhO)
What's the source for the 60 lbs.? The worst pic I've seen of her is plump-ish, maybe 20-25 lbs. over training weight.
The "shame" video where she was working out with Trump was not a girl who is 60 lbs. overweight.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 05:11 PM (mgbwf)
Meagain will have a Miley Cyrus moment. Or even worse , a Katy Couric moment.
I suspect that there will be twerking involved.
you heard it here first...
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 05:11 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 30, 2016 04:41 PM (09Ay7)
good point, they did the same to Monica
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 05:11 PM (qCMvj)
I also beat up boys who messed with me til they got stronger. By beat up means if they messed with me I fought back with a swat or two, or one stabbing of guy in thigh with a pencil (he claims, now, scar still there. Perhaps real lead vs graphite). The real offender put a gigantic booger on my shoulder and I got him later. And! If brother or his friends popped my bra they did not do it again.
I have been wolf whistled, many times, in young super model. I did not care and kept walking. I was goosed, one time, in college and, had I caught the guy, would have possibly given him a concussion as carrying the heavy metal lid to Dutch Oven (don't ask). None of this reduced me to a puddle of tears.
I do not get this bully crap. I was bullied and insulted and made fun of for accent and origin and, well, wimps do not have my sympathy.
Granted, social media bullying is a different story, but I don't social media, so there's that. If you do a sex tape and then claim not a saint, expect a little flack, Miss Venezuela.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (NOIQH)
https://youtu.be/rwVxJFF6
Posted by: spypeach at September 30, 2016 05:09 PM (nyYhO)
That didn't last long.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (zu88C)
"part in the back" Is that supposed to mean, "You are a prostitute out behind the business?" Lord knows I am the worst typist in the Western hemisphere, ;%) but I couldn't understand what you were trying to say to this mythical woman. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (EnGQE)
Thank you for the welcome!
I did not make my comment very concise - In the run up to her seizure she had many coughing fits - I'm hoping another very public pneumonia related faceplant is on the way!
Posted by: T-Squared at September 30, 2016 05:13 PM (VkAIj)
Posted by: IC at September 30, 2016 05:14 PM (a0IVu)
Kasich...I thought he was actually starting to succumb to some kind of dementia the last few years, in some of the particularly strange things he has said as governor.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....
Inherited Postage Adhesive Induced Derangement.
IPAID is tragically common in the children of postal workers.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 30, 2016 05:14 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: votermom the deplorable @vm at September 30, 2016 05:15 PM (Om16U)
"Mr. TRUMP. Is it TRUE that your supporters said and I quote, they would like to POUND ME LIKE A VEAL CUTLET? Can you speak to these statements? Was it you, or was it one of your supporters? Do you think I'm sexy, Mr. Trump?"
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 30, 2016 05:15 PM (oGNNA)
Er, would you believe $10 million?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (NOIQH)
I'll stick with the ten bucks,it made me laugh.
Posted by: Deplorabe Male Logic at September 30, 2016 05:15 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (4ng05)
haha, copy and paste fail sorry. It's Friday and past five so give me a break.
https://youtu.be/rwVxJFF6afA
Posted by: spypeach at September 30, 2016 05:15 PM (nyYhO)
Definition of a mullet: Business in teh front, party in the back.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 30, 2016 05:15 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 05:16 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 30, 2016 05:16 PM (QQ+il)
The "shame" video where she was working out with Trump was not a girl who is 60 lbs. overweight.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 05:11 PM (mgbwf)
The Venezuelan pound has been devalued by nearly 900% since Chavez took power. Today, in a Caracas supermarket, if you ask for a pound of chicken, you get a feather, and a sack of nickels to make copies of it in the Xerox machine. Which doesn't work, because they looted the paper tray to use as toilet paper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2016 05:16 PM (o9m/V)
Meagain will have a Miley Cyrus moment. Or even worse , a Katy Couric moment.
I suspect that there will be twerking involved.
She's takin' what they're givin' cause she's twerkin' for a livin'.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2016 05:16 PM (IqV8l)
Who's Mr. Universe,
Who's Mr. Universe?
Posted by: DaveA at September 30, 2016 05:17 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 30, 2016 05:17 PM (EnGQE)
Me, too. The steroids will run out, they will dose her again and again, then kidneys and liver fail. But they do not care.
She has learned not to drink water as it makes her choke. Will give her that.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 05:17 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 30, 2016 05:18 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 05:17 PM (Cx8BK)
I wonder if she gets IV fluids to stay hydrated now.
Posted by: votermom the deplorable @vm at September 30, 2016 05:18 PM (Om16U)
Yeah, Mika was making a Major Feminist Talking Point about this today.
This would be the same Mika who makes a fetish of her exercise and diet routines, who does all the rolly eyes whenever anyone mentions a Big Gulp.
Now, in fairness, I like looking at Mika. A lot. She's fit, nearly age-appropriate, and she accentuates the sweater puppies.
But to disavow anyone who dares complain about a beauty contestant's looks is worse than disingenuous.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 04:17 PM (mgbwf)
Bottom line: a woman's appearance matters. It matters to her, it matters to men, it matters (perhaps most of all) to other women.
Notice how even here the 'ettes comment on how women are dressed, how their hair looks, etc.
Of course, men's comments tend to be more prosaic, viz., "hittable or no?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2016 05:20 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (EnGQE)
well, as the mullet goes, the business in the front party in the back means that the haircut is short and appropriate for businesss in the front and long and party appropriate, depending upon where you live and like to party, in the back.
now, regarding its use as a pick up line of untested and dubious quality, I assume business in the front and party in the back to mean the most suggestive, inappropriate, and likely offensive things which can reasonably be inferred, though I have no specific behaviors intended. feel free to use it and let me know how it goes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 05:20 PM (cPsPa)
She told them a story of being in the hospital, I believe with a diagnosis of cancer or some kind of serious illness, and a letter arrived marked, deliver by 8am. It came via private courier.
When she opened it , it was a handwritten note from Trump telling her she was a wonderful person who would get through this etc. She said after she left the hospital, he would call her periodically to check on how she was doing, etc.
But , But, this situation with Miss Universe.
Miss Wisconsin wasn't having any of it. She went on and on about what a wonderful gentleman Trump was , that her fellow contestants were always treated professionally and well by him.
Apparently, there is now another you tube video interview of another contestant gushing the same praise for Trump.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 30, 2016 05:01 PM (ntZAP)
Why I'm a Miss USA competitor supporting and inspired by Donald Trump
http://bit.ly/2dxHRWh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 30, 2016 05:20 PM (qCMvj)
If she were ugly and overweight, she would be sitting in some interior office in a law firm shepardizing cases all day and would certainly not be where she is.
Lately I think she's been going for some sort of Sharon Stone/Basic Instinct look, and if her ratings dip I wouldn't put it past them to have her do a Sharon Stone moment.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 30, 2016 05:21 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Osiris at September 30, 2016 05:22 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: The Salt Beast of M-113 at September 30, 2016 05:22 PM (BeenG)
are a prostitute out behind the business?" Lord knows I am the worst
typist in the Western hemisphere, ;%) but I couldn't understand what you
were trying to say to this mythical woman. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 30, 2016 05:12 PM (EnGQE)
The "mullet" is a man's haircut described as "business in the front, party in the back". I see it on farmers and oil patch guys around here quite often. Here is a link with pictures:
http://mulletjunky.com/picfix14.htm
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2016 05:23 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 30, 2016 05:24 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 30, 2016 05:21 PM (fgOnp)
her hairdo reminds me of the something about mary hairdo
http://tinyurl.com/j28p95n
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 30, 2016 05:24 PM (cPsPa)
You can joke about fat guys all day long, and men will laugh along with it. Some women will even publicly say that they find fat guys like John Goodman and John Candy sexy. Men can write articles about fat male athletes and nobody says a word:
http://www.complex.com/sports/2013/12/greatest-fat-athletes-all-time/
You can joke about Dolly Parton's tits because Dolly herself makes jokes about them.
Regarding Machado, it doesn't matter that her Miss Universe contract probably stated that she had to remain within a certain weight range during her reign, or that in 1996, you could call a 60-pound-overweight Miss Universe fat without the world blowing up.
Trump should have verified the terms of the contract from 1996, said that the weight she gained put her out of compliance with the contract, and that he was giving her motivation and help to get back to the proper weight.
Then dropped it, no matter what Machado or the Democrats said in response.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 30, 2016 05:27 PM (YEhNg)
She also is a breast cancer survivor, which is why the short hair. She lost all her hair during chemo.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 30, 2016 05:34 PM (ntZAP)
The fanny pack thingie could be some type of IV pump or part of her brace. She did walk down the stairs today like she was wearing ski boots in Ft. Pierce, FL...so I am starting to wonder about the brace rumors.
I am sure they hook her up to IV's for something. She was whacked out of her mind on Monday, full of steroids and happy meds. Now she is crashing, rinse, repeat.
There was a gif the other day, of her on her plane yapping to reporters. She was giddy-pants with the gaping maw of her shark mouth, yucking it up with reporters. As I am a detective I did see a hole on the left side of her tongue as she was open-mouthed the entire time. I'd thought Drudge was just messing with her, as he likes to do with horrid photos that make me smile...but there it was! Whenever she was at Chicago Midway Airport. Cackling and revealing her lozenge holder tongue.
I have no idea what is wrong with her, other than pure evil, but do believe she has a balance issue as well as lack of vision and distortion. Regardless, I would not vote for her for anything on earth....and not because she cannot navigate stairs without a steady hand or rail. Because she is evil and corrupt as well as being a Clinton.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 30, 2016 05:36 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: gobagoo at September 30, 2016 05:41 PM (A/saJ)
"Rumored affairs"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 30, 2016 05:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Facts, logic, and reason are the antithesis to Feminism.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 30, 2016 05:53 PM (JFgsl)
And indeed Megyn was eager to take the bait, since she either wants Trump, or wants to get him.
""people in the press explain exactly how the Clinton team works - they
have Sid and others drop by and tell them a super-secret, for your ears
only tip about Hillary's opponent." lizzy
Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2016 05:54 PM (n6rAX)
Aside from that I guess she's all right.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 30, 2016 06:02 PM (iWW0H)
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Posted by: Foxed Up at September 30, 2016 06:38 PM (ALwir)
Hey; Thanks for your generosity in providing a pick up line LOL, but I really would rather not get listed in my denominational journal as being brought on up administrative charges for inappropriate behavior. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 30, 2016 07:00 PM (EnGQE)
You wonder why Hannity is the #1 show in prime time now.
Posted by: SamuelKhan at September 30, 2016 07:01 PM (Eu8kv)
"Yes, Alicia?"
"You and the Huma: do you have the butt-sex, like, togethers?"
"Neither Huma nor I engage in such sex, Alicia."
"Because Huma she is the Arab. Arab wimmen, they love the butt-sex."
"Alicia, just because a woman is Arabic does not mean she enjoys that particular action."
"Oh no, Mizz Hillary, you is the wrong. All women who are born of the swarthy men love the butt-sex."
"Alicia..."
"Arabs, Mexicans, South Americans, the Italians and the Greeks:all the women do the butt-sex."
"Because the men are swarthy."
"Yes! Now's you gets it, Mizz Hillary!"
"Alicia, neither Huma nor I have a penis."
"Oh, but they make the rubber dingdong for the lady-on-lady, yes? Strap on the dingdong, right? Push Push?"
"Alicia, neither Huma nor I 'strap on the dingdong'."
"You use a the banana? In my country a lot of women use a the banana. Or a gourd. Wide if you like."
"Alicia, perhaps we should focus on your next interview..."
"Yes, yes. Next interview: no mention the butt-sex."
"That's right, Alicia."
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