Hillary Clinton: I Worked Hard For My Graft

The Washington Insider Power (Marriage of Economic Convenience) Couple who made $57.5 million while Hillary was Secretary of State and Bill was scooping up donations from countries and corporations with business before his (alleged) wife is claiming they worked so hard you guys for their graft.

Posted by: Ace at 12:46 PM




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1 Well, it IS hard, counting up all those stacks n' stacks of Franklins, ain't it?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2016 12:48 PM (v5iqM)

2 She worked hard at hiding the email and paper trail.

And she failed.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 12:49 PM (J82wy)

3 It's dangerous too. High risk of paper cuts.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 28, 2016 12:49 PM (ukNFU)

4 Pulled themselves up by their very bootstraps they did. Role models for the middle class.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 12:49 PM (wPiJc)

5 It's hard out there for a pimp.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2016 12:49 PM (GpU8f)

6
So now hard work is good? Gonna tell that to Black Americans, Hillary?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 12:50 PM (oGNNA)

7 Hey, how many SNL skits about Hillary's corrupt financial dealings have been aired?

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 28, 2016 12:50 PM (+WNB7)

8 She was "dead broke" upon leaving the White House. Had trouble paying her mortgages (plural, which is an interesting approach to being broke).

So she and Bill made $300 million selling government favors.

Why isn't Trump putting this front and center?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 12:51 PM (mgbwf)

9 She worked hard at hiding the email and paper trail.

And she failed.



But the question is moot. There is no opposition.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2016 12:51 PM (rwI+c)

10 To the tune of the Donna Summers song:

She works for her money,
So hard for her money,
She works hard for her money,
So you better treat her right.

Posted by: IC at September 28, 2016 12:51 PM (a0IVu)

11 Hey tough guy, you try giving a speech shit faced. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at September 28, 2016 12:51 PM (OD2ni)

12 She worked hard for it, honey.

Posted by: Donna S. Winter at September 28, 2016 12:52 PM (2lndx)

13 She worked hard on those speeches.

Which is why she refuses to release them.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 12:52 PM (J82wy)

14 She made all that money working hard for the little guy, don'cha know?

Posted by: Revenant at September 28, 2016 12:52 PM (3DSAh)

15 I fact checked this. 100% true. As the super-sexy Donna Summer said, "She worked hard for the money!"


Posted by: Lester Holt at September 28, 2016 12:52 PM (2PHKP)

16 Well, when you consider how much schmoozing, threatening, and arranging curious accidents they had to do it's a wonder they had any time for affairs with their subordinates.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

17 Sounds like a Donna Summer song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2016 12:52 PM (IqV8l)

18 Times were hard, Lord
And jobs were few.
All through, Tecumseh Valley
But Hill asked around,
And a job she found.
Tending bar, for Gypsy Sally


/The Ballad of Bootstrap Hill (apologies to Townes Van Zandt)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 12:52 PM (wPiJc)

19 Hillary claiming to work hard for graft may be the only true thing about her.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 28, 2016 12:53 PM (mf5HN)

20 PJ O'Rourke - before he became a Hillary supporter - wrote of the cattle futures thing that if someone gave him 100 thousand dollars he'd probably just spend it on a big car. The Clintons ran for office with it and there was already a big car there.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2016 12:53 PM (GpU8f)

21 She's going to make you all pay.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2016 12:53 PM (rwI+c)

22 Totally broke coming out of the whitehouse, ya see?


Hundreds of millions of dollars later....


I'm just an average gal, with a father who hung draperies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2016 12:53 PM (2PHKP)

23 I'll tell you this--she didn't work her ass off!

Posted by: Jackie Mason at September 28, 2016 12:54 PM (DrC22)

24 Donna Summer was teh hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 12:54 PM (mgbwf)

25 19
Hillary claiming to work hard for graft may be the only true thing about her.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 28, 2016 12:53 PM (mf5HN)

I don't know about that. It depends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2016 12:54 PM (2PHKP)

26 I like the word, graft. It's nice.

Actual, you know, graft though... not so nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 12:55 PM (TOk1P)

27 Ok... simple question...

You made $57 million while Secretary of State...

What were you selling?

No one just GIVES you money... especially foreigners...

What were you selling?

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 28, 2016 12:55 PM (qf6WZ)

28 But, but Twenty years ago Trump said something disparaging about a woman who broke her contract by aging weight. So war on wimens or something.

Plus, the Clintons were "poor". So this can't be true she said in her Guuci jacket that cost $10 grand.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 12:55 PM (jYV/+)

29
I'm just an average gal, with a father who hung draperies.


Which explains the way she dresses

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2016 12:55 PM (lKyWE)

30 Hillary worked so hard I got a backache!

Posted by: Huma the Other Woman at September 28, 2016 12:55 PM (DrC22)

31 When through the kindness of Daddy Warbucks, Little Orphan Annie was saved from the orphanage and moved into a big mansion on the hill.


♫♫

The sun'll come out, tomorrow!
Betcher bottom dollar that tomorrow,
There'll be sun!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 12:55 PM (wPiJc)

32 I'm just an average gal, with a father who hung draperies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2016 12:53 PM (2PHKP)



And of which said draperies inform her clothing choices, to this very day.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (v5iqM)

33 Actually not too surprising. It probably was hard to find as many people as she did who had as little ethics as she does to cover for her and lie on her behalf.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (gXKl3)

34 You made $57 million while Secretary of State...

What were you selling?

No one just GIVES you money... especially foreigners...

What were you selling?




Crystalline.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (rwI+c)

35 I really don't think Bill cares about money. He doesn't need to. Bill cares about 17 year old poon. That's his thing.

Hillory though, she's so hungry for cash, it's almost like a vampire's thirst for blood.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (TOk1P)

36 Why the fuck would anyone give them $57M? What did they receive in return?

Government favors, of course. They sold the government out from under the People.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (v9gSJ)

37 (Chinese)Bus boy, bartender,(Bill's) ladies of the night
Grease monkey, ex-junky, winner of the fight
Walking on the streets its really all the same
selling souls, rock n' roll, any other day

Workin' for a livin' (workin')
Workin' for a livin' (workin')
Workin' for a livin', livin' and workin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm working for a livin'.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (J82wy)

38 Workin' like Amazon peons scrubbin' her negative book reviews.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (onq2p)

39 57 million plus seems like a low estimate by a factor of 10.

57 million that's on the books. Money made and held oversees is near impossible to trace and nobody is on the trail of these fritters.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (vRd8t)

40 Hillary didn't even work hard for a bj. Even that's a job she gave to someone else.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 12:57 PM (jYV/+)

41 35 I really don't think Bill cares about money. He doesn't need to. Bill cares about 17 year old poon. That's his thing.

Hillory though, she's so hungry for cash, it's almost like a vampire's thirst for blood.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (TOk1P)

I suspect this is true. Hillary is greedy; Bill just wants to be able to do whatever the hell he wants to do.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

42 Nice work if you can get it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 12:57 PM (Ozsfq)

43 It's exhausting flying from place to place and reading teleprompters. You try it!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 28, 2016 12:57 PM (DrC22)

44 Fortunately Hill had the job skills she had acquired during that summer when she didn't work in the salmon canning factory in Alaska and honed in her stint not in the Marines.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 12:58 PM (wPiJc)

45 What were you selling?

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 28, 2016 12:55 PM (qf6WZ)



Futures.


Not cattle futures, future futures. What will be interesting to see, if she loses, how she pays the bill.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 12:58 PM (TOk1P)

46 You'd think there was someone, somewhere, who could sink Hillary with proof of her felonious past and who's just tired of her shit.

Or, are all those people dead? Accidentally, of course, when they choked themselves, wrapped their own bodies in canvas and chains and threw themselves off the Golden Gate?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (2PHKP)

47 39 57 million plus seems like a low estimate by a factor of 10.

57 million that's on the books. Money made and held oversees is near impossible to trace and nobody is on the trail of these fritters.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 28, 2016 12:56 PM (vRd8t)

Good Point....

Trump needs to say he'll release his IRS records the day they release the ENTIRE Clinton Foundation Books...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (qf6WZ)

48
BREAKING:

SENATE VOTES TO OVERRIDE SCOAMF ON SUING SAUDIS FOR 9/11.

OVER NOW TO THE HOUSE.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (9P3OG)

49 That woman practically worked me to death.

Posted by: Vince Foster at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (DrC22)

50 PJ for most of his adult life abused alcohol and drugs. Sounds like it has caught up with him.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (ytxPD)

51 Jeb (you now the tv jeb who was "shootin some food..." hit oil and moved to beverly) worked hard for his money as well.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (hMqvx)

52 A DC high end escort is about to release a book that Billy Jeff gave her AIDS last year.

Yeah escort, but YEAH the Clintons.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (vRd8t)

53 Why the fuck would anyone give them $57M? What did they receive in return?"

Who cares. We won't say anything about it.

/your GOPe

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (C9pBZ)

54
Trump has never stood next to the coffin of a dead employee and told the parents it was caused by a video.

Posted by: Truth bomb at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (CFAp3)

55 "Hillary, I'm a very successful buinessman. As such, I am always looking for opportunities to increase my fabulous wealth. Can you explain to me how someone who has not had a job outside of government in 30 years (and whose husband has never held one), does not own a business, and did not invent anything have a net worth of close to a quarter of a billion dollars?"

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (1H9ox)

56 I need a big bump... and then maybe a little one after that...

Posted by: BIG AL FREDO at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (iWo0u)

57 You can take the girl out of the trailer park. But you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

If it didn't pull her back out, she would probably still be picking up change of the ground outside her local 7-11.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (jYV/+)

58 Well, even without the blatant graft, this is true of a lot of elected officials. They show up in DC with minimal incomes, and after a term or three, they're millionaires.

How does this happen?

Well, let me put it this way: if you or I or any other schlub did what they do, we'd be indicted for insider trading. But, they're elected officials, so the applicable laws don't.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (+WNB7)

59 C'mon. She stated that, in retrospect, she would have done things differently. And that she has Taken Responsibility. In the Great Democrat Tradition, that is the end of matter.

This ain't y'all's first rodeo. It's time to get with the program, Deplorables!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2016 01:00 PM (cJswI)

60 Can't believe Hillary Clinton would be dumb enough to talk aboutpersonal finances. How she and her husband made their money is a Kansas highway attraction called World's Biggest Can Of Worms,featured next to the log shaped likeElvis and the two-headed cat.

Posted by: troyriser at September 28, 2016 01:00 PM (OGbEB)

61 Any regular Joe or Republican would be under the jail by now. The Clintons have danced between raindrops of prosecution their entire life. It is simply amazing. They must have a Frank Nitti out there somewhere.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2016 01:00 PM (mpXpK)

62 Quit question so The Senate Overrode the Saudi Veto...does the Congress just have to pass it by a majority vote or do they also need 2/3rds?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:00 PM (Ozsfq)

63 BREAKING:

SENATE VOTES TO OVERRIDE SCOAMF ON SUING SAUDIS FOR 9/11.

OVER NOW TO THE HOUSE
....
So, this is the hill? I've been wondering if we would ever find it.

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 01:00 PM (1H9ox)

64 Maybe when we're done with that we can ask Obama and Ash Carter why we keep supporting Syrian terrorists and risking a needless war with Russia.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:01 PM (ytxPD)

65 Well, smashing blackberry devices with hammers can work up a good sweat and all.

Posted by: can of spam at September 28, 2016 01:01 PM (g0aRc)

66 Come on... its hard work backstabbing allies and enabling enemies...

You think all those ISIS arms came from nowhere?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton if she told the truth at September 28, 2016 01:01 PM (qf6WZ)

67 She went to the Harry Reid School of Public Milliionare Finance, didn't she.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 01:01 PM (jYV/+)

68 You didn't build that.

Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2016 01:01 PM (q177U)

69 She certainly worked that bollard pretty hard on 9/11.

Posted by: Chi at September 28, 2016 01:02 PM (UDxzb)

70 62 Quit question so The Senate Overrode the Saudi Veto...does the Congress just have to pass it by a majority vote or do they also need 2/3rds?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:00 PM (Ozsfq)

2/3rds for a veto over ride... but the thing passed almost unanimously I believe...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 28, 2016 01:02 PM (qf6WZ)

71 She went to the Harry Reid School of Public Milliionare Finance, didn't she."

And managed to stay away from dangerous exercise equipment! Talent, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 28, 2016 01:02 PM (C9pBZ)

72 A DC high end escort is about to release a book that Billy Jeff gave her AIDS last year.

Yeah escort, but YEAH the Clintons.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 28, 2016 12:59 PM (vRd8t)



Not having read the book (nor will I), I declare this story: True and accurate.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:02 PM (TOk1P)

73 If Obama gets his veto overridden he will stomp his little foot and go smoke a big bowl.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 01:03 PM (fA75F)

74 Next time she brings up her humble beginnings Trump should talk about this and say, "well it's only $57 million which is a nice start for someone who never worked a day in her life. But not as good as my $600 million. "

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 01:03 PM (jYV/+)

75 Why didn't Trump bring up the Clinton Foundation?

He decided instead to use his time to bring up how awesome his company is.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:03 PM (eE0AJ)

76 UltraRome

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 28, 2016 01:03 PM (LQKBt)

77 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Okay forget I asked

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:03 PM (ytxPD)

78 Bill is rife with STDs no doubt.His STDs have STDs.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 01:04 PM (fA75F)

79 Graft- It Rhymes With Everything! - a limerick



Hillary sailed on a mighty sea craft
Reversal of fortunes, a quick turn abaft
But she's no Admiral Spruance
So she peddled influence
And gave the taxpayers the shaft!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:04 PM (wPiJc)

80 73 If Obama gets his veto overridden he will stomp his little foot and go smoke a big bowl.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 01:03 PM (fA75F)

Sorry Dude.... I tried....

Posted by: Obama to Prince Jabeir on the 15th Tee... at September 28, 2016 01:04 PM (qf6WZ)

81
Trump's "You've been at it for 30 years with no results" was a good one. I hope he also delivers "How did you acquire $230 mil over 12 years by heading up a charity?"

Do you think Shoah Foundation employees' total salaries are $230 mil?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:05 PM (oGNNA)

82 Grifting is hard work.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 28, 2016 01:05 PM (oJJdn)

83 >>Bill is rife with STDs no doubt.His STDs have STDs.


I'm telling you again : the Herpes, Chlamydia and AIDS are working together to keep him alive.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (J82wy)

84 2/3rds for a veto over ride... but the thing passed almost unanimously I believe...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 28, 2016 01:02 PM (qf6WZ)

Yes in the Senate, I understand that...but now it has to go to the House and they have to vote on it. It is THAT vote that I want to know about? Does it have to be 2/3rds of just a majority?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (Ozsfq)

85 A DC high end escort is about to release a book that Billy Jeff gave her AIDS last year.

--

If it was within the past 20 years, Hillary would still be safe.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (7ZVPa)

86 Good lord, Bubba has probably had every STD known to mankind. Just another reason why Chelsea was their first and only child.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

87 Fortunately Hill had the job skills she had acquired
during that summer when she didn't work in the salmon canning factory
in Alaska and honed in her stint not in the Marines.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 12:58 PM (wPiJc)


Hillary keeps Huma around because the scent brings back pleasant memories of the cannery job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (o9m/V)

88 Actually I have mixed feelings about the Saudi Bill allowing Americans to sue.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (Ozsfq)

89 Her husband was banging a girl old eneough to be his daughter in the Oval Office, but yeah, Trump said mean things 20 years ago about some girl who signed a contract she wouldn't gain weight, and did.

I think the war on women is a consistent theme for every woman her husband abused and she scoffed at and helped him avoid any punishment for over the last 30 years.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 01:07 PM (jYV/+)

90 As someone pointed out a couple of days ago, Trump has actual products such as a clothing line, steaks, wine, and restaurants that produce food; services such as hotel rooms and golfing. You know, actual stuff.

The Clintons sell words in the right ears.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2016 01:07 PM (gyKtp)

91 I was born a poor black child...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 28, 2016 01:07 PM (qJhUV)

92 Ahh,totally unexpectedly.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/245006/

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 01:07 PM (fA75F)

93 Supporting all those fixers, flacks, operatives, paid liars costs a lot, you know!

Journalists and intellectuals, on the other hand, can be bought cheap.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 28, 2016 01:07 PM (BWL+E)

94 Senate overrides 97 to 1

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:07 PM (7ZVPa)

95 Actually I have mixed feelings about the Saudi Bill allowing Americans to sue.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Why?

I'm sick of us protecting the Saudis, they are not our allies.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:08 PM (eE0AJ)

96 Trump's "You've been at it for 30 years with no results" was a good one. I hope he also delivers "How did you acquire $230 mil over 12 years by heading up a charity?"

Do you think Shoah Foundation employees' total salaries are $230 mil?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:05 PM (oGNNA)

I was given $14 Million as a loan, which I paid back...

You've been given... what... $250 Million which you have not....

I'm now worth Billions... and you are worth... less than what you have been given...

I guess that is your measure of success?

Posted by: Trump attack line at September 28, 2016 01:08 PM (qf6WZ)

97 88
Actually I have mixed feelings about the Saudi Bill allowing Americans to sue.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (Ozsfq)

Sadly, Obama is right. This is an empty jester that will put a lot of people at risk.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2016 01:08 PM (NbJXF)

98 Actually, I believe her - I think funneling money into the Clinton Foundation is the only thing she ever works at period.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:08 PM (kumBu)

99
88 Actually I have mixed feelings about the Saudi Bill allowing Americans to sue.

------------------

Actually so do I, based on my lack of knowledge about the whole thing. But punching Obama is also one of my core principles.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:08 PM (oGNNA)

100 Her husband was banging a girl old eneough to be his daughter in the Oval Office,


Technically not banging. She gave him four incomplete and one complete BJ over the course of 18 months.

The Starr report was as explicit as a pron script.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (mgbwf)

101
If it was within the past 20 years, Hillary would still be safe.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (7ZVPa)


20? Chelsea Clinton is 36

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (lKyWE)

102 @63 In fairness, the Senate still hasn't budged on the Supreme Court nominee.

Posted by: junior at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (MSpR+)

103 Her husband was banging a girl old eneough to be his daughter in the Oval Office, but yeah, Trump said mean things 20 years ago about some girl who signed a contract she wouldn't gain weight, and did.

I think the war on women is a consistent theme for every woman her husband abused and she scoffed at and helped him avoid any punishment for over the last 30 years.
Posted by: Marcus t



A prepared Trump could have simply said to Hillary she was an enabler for a sexual predator at the workplace when Ms Piggy was brought up.

Again, I was promised we were going to have a guy willing to throw some mean punches.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (eE0AJ)

104 Oh, the Miss Universe slut? Had a baby by a Mexican drug lord. Where are the pics of her from Playboy? Come on, someone post them.



http://tinyurl.com/zpg37sa



Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (NbJXF)

105 I seem to recall Hillary talking about forced profit-sharing early on in Monday's debate.

So....where's my cut? Where's all of our cut?
We the people employed her while she was earning that dough. Pay up, beyotch.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

106 >>
Technically not banging. She gave him four incomplete and one complete BJ over the course of 18 months.

The Starr report was as explicit as a pron script.


Well, it did enter 'Analingus' into the Lexicon.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:10 PM (J82wy)

107 ♫♫


Grift, graft we were taking a bath, long about a Saturday night.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (wPiJc)

108
Sadly, Obama is right.
---------------

More likely, Obama happens to be on the right side for reasons of his own.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (oGNNA)

109 But, but Twenty years ago Trump said something disparaging about a woman who broke her contract by aging weight. So war on wimens or something.

Plus, the Clintons were "poor". So this can't be true she said in her Guuci jacket that cost $10 grand.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 12:55 PM (jYV/+)




aka a story the MFM will run with for weeks vs. a story the MFM won't touch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (493sH)

110 John Warner (R), ex Senator from Virginia, endorsed Hillary

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (ytxPD)

111 This is an empty jester that will put a lot of people at risk.


Posted by: Nip Sip

--


An empty jester is just a floppy suit with bells on the ends.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (7ZVPa)

112 The Reuters-Ipsos poll today (Sept. 22-26) gives Hillary a +4 in the 4-way contest.

Their prior poll (Sept. 15-19) was Trump +2 in the 4-way race.

But Reuters-Ipsos Sept. 22-26 poll dramatically increased the number of Dem respondents and decreased the number of Republican and independent respondents from the Sept. 15-19 poll. Wow.

Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (JBggj)

113 110 John Warner (R), ex Senator from Virginia, endorsed Hillary
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (ytxPD)

It is my nature....

Posted by: Aesop's Fables at September 28, 2016 01:12 PM (qf6WZ)

114
Why? I'm sick of us protecting the Saudis, they are not our allies.
Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:08 PM (eE0AJ)


Because Obama has been supplying arms to a lot of unsavory groups who may or may not be considered terroist depending on what side of the fence you're sitting on.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2016 01:12 PM (lKyWE)

115 "20? Chelsea Clinton is 36

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (lKyWE) "

And?

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at September 28, 2016 01:12 PM (kumBu)

116 112 The Reuters-Ipsos poll today (Sept. 22-26) gives Hillary a +4 in the 4-way contest.

Their prior poll (Sept. 15-19) was Trump +2 in the 4-way race.

But Reuters-Ipsos Sept. 22-26 poll dramatically increased the number of Dem respondents and decreased the number of Republican and independent respondents from the Sept. 15-19 poll. Wow.
Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (JBggj)

Creating the narrative....

Posted by: Don Q. at September 28, 2016 01:12 PM (qf6WZ)

117 >>The Clintons sell words in the right ears.


IIRC, it was an Eric Trump Tweet along the lines of: "The Clintons have made hundreds of millions since leaving the WH. What product are they selling?"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 01:12 PM (NOIQH)

118

I love that Obama is against lawyers suing people this one time when it's protecting the Saudis.

Does the average American deserve some tort reform to protect them? Hell no

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (eE0AJ)

119
Senate overrides 97 to 1
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


Harry Reid was the 1

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (IqV8l)

120
Why?

I'm sick of us protecting the Saudis, they are not our allies.
Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:08 PM (eE0AJ)

It's not that I give a rat's ass about the Saudis, Fuck the Saudis....But I am afraid our Troops and Citizens could be retaliated agains...as I said 'Mixed" Feelings

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (Ozsfq)

121 John Warner (R), ex Senator from Virginia, endorsed Hillary"

Ah. More indication that VA is a solid RW state with just a few Dem outliers...

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (C9pBZ)

122 But Reuters-Ipsos Sept. 22-26 poll dramatically increased the number of Dem respondents and decreased the number of Republican and independent respondents from the Sept. 15-19 poll. Wow.

----

As you would do

Posted by: meh at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (bsDXW)

123 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (mgbwf)

I don't think many people believe that was the full extent of contact between the two - it was just the admitted contact.

Posted by: SarahW at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (Sp1NT)

124 Lawdy, Lawdy, it were hard work. We was put out into the money trees from sunup to sundown. Ev'ry day, picking the money off the money trees. Filling up bushel after bushel.

I carried dem bushels on my haid from the trees to the cart. I wuzn't eben 'llowed to pee but to ask the overseer.

My man, ole' slick Bill, why he would have to take dem bushels of money off dat cart and count them with our 'countants and banksters.

Eben at sundown, the day wazn't done. Tho we so tarred we liable to drop, we had to sing songs like "we're in the money" and "happy days are here again."

Posted by: Hillary at September 28, 2016 01:14 PM (fgOnp)

125 John Warner (R), ex Senator from Virginia, endorsed Hillary
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (ytxPD)

Is he still alive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:14 PM (Ozsfq)

126 Senate overrides 97 to 1

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:07 PM (7ZVPa)



It is going to be fun to watch, as the Demon-c-Rats in Washington cease to be dependent on Barack Hussein Obama, and more about their own survival, as they jump off the Scoamf's steamship, how he reacts.


I would expect, as a petulant child.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:14 PM (TOk1P)

127 If Obama gets his veto overridden he will stomp his little foot and go smoke a big bowl.

Will he tell us how disappointed he is in us before the bowl, after, or both?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2016 01:14 PM (cJswI)

128 Harry Reid was the 1"

Well, you gotta admit, dude stays bought.

Or maybe there was some new exercise equipment in town...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 28, 2016 01:15 PM (C9pBZ)

129 >>>Technically not banging. She gave him four incomplete and one complete BJ over the course of 18 months.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (mgbwf)

Plus a blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, and a glass bottomed boat.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 28, 2016 01:15 PM (d3Ee6)

130 Everybody's workin' for the weekend
Everybody needs their piece of graft

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:15 PM (WlGX+)

131 125 John Warner (R), ex Senator from Virginia, endorsed Hillary
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (ytxPD)

Is he still alive?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:14 PM (Ozsfq)

He still has a readable pulse. I won't go any further than that. (And he was always a squish, even back in the '80s.)

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

132 #122

As you would do

Posted by: meh at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (bsDXW)

===================
As I would do, what?

Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (JBggj)

133 We are well and truly screwed if she wins. I owe her nothing. No respect, No defacer, No allegiance, No support, NOTHING. If she wins I dispare and pray for SMOD. I have an untreatable incurable progressive neurological disease; and didn't give up on life. If she is elected my country (that i loved and served) is fucked and i will dispare and my hope for it will be gone.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (hMqvx)

134 It's not that I give a rat's ass about the Saudis, Fuck the Saudis....But I am afraid our Troops and Citizens could be retaliated agains...as I said 'Mixed" Feelings
Posted by: Nevergiveup




At some point, we have to stop this charade of not making our enemies angry.

Sunlight is the best disinfectant and it sort of reminds me of why Bush never got Bin Ladin.

Everyone knew he was hiding out in Pakistan and we didn't want to upset our "ally" or rock the boat.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (eE0AJ)

135 Plus a blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, and a glass bottomed boat.


hey!

Posted by: Rusty Trombone at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (rwI+c)

136 >>Because Obama has been supplying arms to a lot of unsavory groups who
may or may not be considered terroist depending on what side of the
fence you're sitting on.


Hell, think of the hundreds of Mexicans killed by Fast and Furious guns.
I do worry about how that 9/11 bill could be twisted by citizens of other countries (with backing from bad actors like Soros) to go after the US govt (maybe I'm misunderstanding it, though?).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (NOIQH)

137 4 Incomplete blowjobs?

Did Bubba have a little, er, problem with his bent clenis?

Couldn't afford the magic blue pills?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (WlGX+)

138
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:14 PM (TOk1P)



Demon c-rats? I liked c-rats far better than the MRE's

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (lKyWE)

139 97 88
Actually I have mixed feelings about the Saudi Bill allowing Americans to sue.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:06 PM (Ozsfq)

Sadly, Obama is right. This is an empty jester that will put a lot of people at risk.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2016 01:08 PM (NbJXF)

I have to disagree.... either WE the People have recourse when our own government does silly carp... or we don't...

Why the House of Saud was given a pass on investigation post 9/11 I've never been able to figure out...

If they WERE complicit... then WE the people have a right to know... and our Government does NOT have the Right to keep that knowledge from us.

How can you have an effective democracy, if the Government does not allow the People to know what is going on? How can they make valid decisions?

Posted by: Don Q. at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (qf6WZ)

140 Earned 57.5 million, and is pretending middle class values, and against the wealthy Trump.

Somebody knows that every media outlet has her back.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (7ZVPa)

141 Does the average American deserve some tort reform to protect them? Hell no
Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (eE0AJ)


The Bill has nothing to do with the ability to sue individual Saudi's it is about sueing the GOV of Suadi Arabia.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (Ozsfq)

142 Trump upsets women on an employee getting fat on the payroll?


So, maybe they all forgot about this?



http://tinyurl.com/zzffj7f

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (NbJXF)

143 113 110 John Warner (R), ex Senator from Virginia, endorsed Hillary
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (ytxPD)


It is my nature....
Posted by: Aesop's Fables at September 28, 2016 01:12 PM (qf6WZ)


I sat with John Warner at a Va republican convention in the mid ninties. He was senile as fuck THEN. He didn't endorse squat, whoever his caretaker is, did.

***

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (09Ay7)

144 I can't imagine anyone working harder or under worse conditions than Huma.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (J82wy)

145 As I would do, what?

------

Not you - Reuters. To fix to their taste

Posted by: meh at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (bsDXW)

146 It is hard to keep track of which lies you told to which rubes.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (nFdGS)

147 John Warner (R), ex Senator from Virginia, endorsed Hillary
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:11 PM (ytxPD)

Is he still alive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:14 PM (Ozsfq)



No. Just his bile duct, preserved in a jar, which as I understand it, by Senate rules that qualifies him to remain seated in the World's Most Dignified Deliberative Body.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (TOk1P)

148 I can't imagine anyone working harder or under worse conditions than Huma.



It's the humidity ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2016 01:18 PM (rwI+c)

149 At some point, we have to stop this charade of not making our enemies angry.

Sunlight is the best disinfectant and it sort of reminds me of why Bush never got Bin Ladin.

Everyone knew he was hiding out in Pakistan and we didn't want to upset our "ally" or rock the boat.
Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (eE0AJ)

???

Again you miss my point. I don't give a crap about Saudi Arabia..sue the shit out of them

My ONLY concern is the boomerang effect it might have on our Military.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:19 PM (Ozsfq)

150 Hey, the guy who draws the Mark Trail comic strip is pissed at me over some dopey thing I wrote.

When did public people get so thin-skinned?

It's like a few years ago when Geoff Downes (ASIA / YES) e-mailed me several times telling me what an asshole I was over a concert review I had written that wasn't even all that bad.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:19 PM (WlGX+)

151 144
I can't imagine anyone working harder or under worse conditions than Huma.





Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (J82wy)

I've learned to love the smell of tuna fish. Getting the smell out of my hair is still a problem.

Posted by: Huma at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (NbJXF)

152 That vodka's not going to buy itshelf.

Posted by: DistHillary at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (57K5j)

153 Or, are all those people dead? Accidentally, of course, when they choked
themselves, wrapped their own bodies in canvas and chains and threw
themselves off the Golden Gate?



Or like Ron Brown committed suicide by shooting themselves first in the neck, and then in the mouth with a gun that wasn't in his hand when the body was discovered - but was there when the photo's were taken of the crime scene.

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (DjRJ+)

154 Harry Reid was the 1"
--------------------
Well, you gotta admit, dude stays bought.

Or maybe there was some new exercise equipment in town...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 28, 2016 01:15 PM (C9pBZ)


Swarthy, dark-featured, nubile and male exercise equipment.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (TOk1P)

155 4 Incomplete blowjobs?

Did Bubba have a little, er, problem with his bent clenis?



No. (And btw I am basing this completely on the Starr report).

I'm kind of fascinated by how people draw their moral lines. Some of my own have been kind of sketchy.

Bill's seemed to be that she could blow him but he wouldn't come. Finally she begged him to let her finish and that time it ended up on her blue dress.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (mgbwf)

156
134 It's not that I give a rat's ass about the Saudis, Fuck the Saudis....But I am afraid our Troops and Citizens could be retaliated agains...as I said 'Mixed" Feelings
----------------

Fear of retaliation isn't a good motive IMO.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (oGNNA)

157 >>
I can't imagine anyone working harder or under worse conditions than Huma.



I have no pity for a Muslim Brotherhood agent.
Think of all that's she's had access to thanks to Hillary giving her access to her SoS email account, documents.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (NOIQH)

158 He still has a readable pulse. I won't go any further than that. (And he was always a squish, even back in the '80s.)

Yeah, but I was also banging Liz Taylor back in those days. Granted, she was a heifer by then, but can YOU say that?

Posted by: Sen. John Warner at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (qJhUV)

159
I can't imagine anyone working harder or under worse conditions than Huma.
Posted by: garrett


It's not the heat, it's the Huma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (IqV8l)

160 >>>137 4 Incomplete blowjobs?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:16 PM (WlGX+)

I don't know why I thought of this, but one of the funniest and most pervy bits Conan ever did was "Money Shot Lincoln" - sick but hilarious!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 28, 2016 01:21 PM (d3Ee6)

161 Why the House of Saud was given a pass on investigation post 9/11 I've never been able to figure out...

If they WERE complicit... then WE the people have a right to know... and our Government does NOT have the Right to keep that knowledge from us.

How can you have an effective democracy, if the Government does not allow the People to know what is going on? How can they make valid decisions?
Posted by: Don Q.



You know, I would get upset when clowns like Michael Moore would push the narrative about Bush and the Saudi Government being in collusion back in the say, but I have to say, if a Democrat President had say secretly escorted the entire Bin Ladin family safely out of America and covered all of this up for the Saudis, we would be screaming bloody murder.

There really is a UniParty in Washington

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:21 PM (eE0AJ)

162 1
Well, it IS hard, counting up all those stacks n' stacks of Franklins, ain't it?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
.............

and converting them to foreign currency and loading them onto pallets

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2016 01:22 PM (HgMAr)

163 Fear of retaliation isn't a good motive IMO.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (oGNNA)

It's more a concern than a fear. Pardon my English...I usually got a Gentleman 'C" in English. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:22 PM (Ozsfq)

164 I can't imagine anyone working harder or under worse conditions than Huma.
Posted by: garrett



You really do have to admire her, on some level. Double beard, for two of the most vile humans on the planet.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

165
Bill's seemed to be that she could blow him but he wouldn't come.
-------------------

Was that a moral boundary or a practical one?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:23 PM (oGNNA)

166 You really do have to admire her, on some level. Double beard, for two of the most vile humans on the planet.

Has their humanness been proven yet?

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 28, 2016 01:23 PM (O2RFr)

167 I can't imagine anyone working harder or under worse conditions than Huma.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (J82wy)
............

the sponge baths are a bitch

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2016 01:23 PM (HgMAr)

168
Or like Ron Brown committed suicide by shooting themselves first in the neck, and then in the mouth with a gun that wasn't in his hand when the body was discovered - but was there when the photo's were taken of the crime scene.
Posted by: An Observation


Was that just before he got on the plane?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2016 01:24 PM (IqV8l)

169 Part of Trumpism is an attack on the Neo-Cons. Which is why Bill Kristol gets more and more hysterical.

We're now waking up to the knowledge that elements high up the Saudi food chain helped facilitate 9/11. The redacted 22 pages in the official 9/11 report probably don't scratch the surface.

No fan of Saddam but in response to 9/11 we invaded the wrong country, no?

Other than Israel, given that we have energy independence if we don't fuck it up, why do we care about the Middle East? I now we have interests, but because we're muddled about our interests, every move we've made in the Middle East in the last 20 years has only made things worse.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 28, 2016 01:24 PM (r1fLd)

170 Man, that's just begging for blue balls.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:24 PM (WlGX+)

171 62
Quit question so The Senate Overrode the Saudi Veto...does the Congress
just have to pass it by a majority vote or do they also need 2/3rds?


Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:00 PM (Ozsfq)



2/3 Majority in both Houses

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2016 01:24 PM (mpXpK)

172 I have a family member who is a teacher. Remember the students are mostly minorities.

They were passing around a magazine layout on both candidates. The Hags somehow got defaced. Numerous times. Trump? Nothing.

Even children don't like her.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 01:24 PM (jYV/+)

173 Speaking of Huma, Drudge has some old video of her father supporting radical islam...shocka I know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:24 PM (Ozsfq)

174 It's 3 a.m. Last call. The beer goggles are firmly on. You are the last Moron standing.

Before you are Lena, Amy, and Chelsea. For the team, which one (or, for Horde Valhalla, all three)?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (cJswI)

175 Posted by: junior at September 28, 2016 01:09 PM (MSpR+)

Never underestimate the slime of Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: gracepc at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (OU4q6)

176 2/3 Majority in both Houses
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2016 01:24 PM (mpXpK)

Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (Ozsfq)

177 Shit we are up to #171 while I am still reading at 62????


And I read fast. I can't keep up with this.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (mpXpK)

178 I love that Harry Reid went down with the ship on that vote.

I hope that further tarnishes his reputation in Nevada, if that's possible

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (eE0AJ)

179 You really do have to admire her, on some level. Double beard, for two of the most vile humans on the planet.
----------------------------
Has their humanness been proven yet?

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 28, 2016 01:23 PM (O2RFr)


My genuine concern: Removing the concept of humanity from someone like Hillory leaves open the door to all sorts of considerations we don't need to discuss here, on this site.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (TOk1P)

180 >>two of the most vile humans on the planet.
Has their humanness been proven yet? Posted by: deplorable donna at September 28, 2016 01:23 PM (O2RFr)

Thank you--I've been banging that drum for a looong time. That they're taken at face value as being humans seems like mighty uncritical thinking...

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

181 174 It's 3 a.m. Last call. The beer goggles are firmly on. You are the last Moron standing.

Before you are Lena, Amy, and Chelsea. For the team, which one (or, for Horde Valhalla, all three)?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (cJswI)

I wish to never be that horny again.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

182 151
144

I can't imagine anyone working harder or under worse conditions than Huma.









Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:17 PM (J82wy)

I've learned to love the smell of ROTTING tuna fish. Getting the smell out of my hair is still a problem.


Posted by: Huma at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (NbJXF)

FIFY

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2016 01:26 PM (jxbfJ)

183 My Lib Sis is haranguing me on FB about Trump "lying" about being against the Iraq War.

My response:

Private citizen Donald Trump told noted hard-news reporter Howard Stern "yeah, I guess so" regarding the Iraq War, then was against it in every subsequent interview.

Meanwhile, SENATOR Hillary Clinton voted for the war.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:27 PM (WlGX+)

184 It's 3 a.m. Last call. The beer goggles are firmly on. You are the last Moron standing.

--

I would immediately sit down.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:27 PM (7ZVPa)

185 Or like Ron Brown committed suicide by shooting themselves first in the neck, and then in the mouth with a gun that wasn't in his hand when the body was discovered - but was there when the photo's were taken of the crime scene.
Posted by: An Observation
---------------------------------
Was that just before he got on the plane?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2016 01:24 PM (IqV8l)



Shows how serious he was. Shot himself twice, then crashed a plane. Now THAT'S a suicide!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:27 PM (TOk1P)

186 181
174 It's 3 a.m. Last call. The beer goggles are firmly on. You are the last Moron standing.



Before you are Lena, Amy, and Chelsea. For the team, which one (or, for Horde Valhalla, all three)?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (cJswI)



I wish to never be that horny again.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 01:26 PM (RD7QR)
Are we allowed to cover their face with a pillow?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2016 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)

187 "Even children don't like her."

They instinctively know that she wishes they'd been aborted.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (r1fLd)

188 >>Before you are Lena, Amy, and Chelsea. For the team, which one (or, for Horde Valhalla, all three)?


Chelsea. Twice.

...unless I can choose the option of slamming my dick in a car door.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (J82wy)

189 Chelsea Clinton is 36
............

in dog years

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (HgMAr)

190 >>Lena, Amy, and Chelsea. For the team, which one (or, for Horde Valhalla, all three)?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (cJswI)

Amy, doggystyle. Then myself, R. Budd Dwyer style.

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

191 She does realize that the Internet gives people Ann ability to determine the truth without her Media Screeners in place- right?

This is just one reason why people consistently rate her as completely full of shit.

Nobody likes a liar.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (jYV/+)

192 Running a crime syndicate is indeed hard work. But Hillary forgets a lot, so much is handled by Huma and others. Of course transferring uranium rights might normally demand a $100B, but Hillary let it go for $150M ... but it doesn't matter when one side of the balance sheet is American assets.

And there are always alibis to make for Benghazi type events, blackeberries to hammer, people to lean on, people to kill, busy busy busy. And that vodka doesn't drink itself.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (n6rAX)

193 Before you are Lena, Amy, and Chelsea

Urrrrghhh, squirm, squirm...

GUN to my head, Amy. But I mean actual gun to actual head.

Ugh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (WlGX+)

194
No fan of Saddam but in response to 9/11 we invaded the wrong country, no?

-------------------

No idea about that, but I agree we need to create a grand Middle East strategy that's focused on containing radical Islam, denying them WMD, and protecting Israel. Take the country-by-country policies from there.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:29 PM (oGNNA)

195 "Before you are Lena, Amy, and Chelsea. For the team, which one (or, for Horde Valhalla, all three)?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (cJswI) "

Amy, because when she first showed up in the comedy scene as Jim Norton's opening act, she was alright - maybe even a 6 or 7. So I can at least imagine that, instead of her current porkiness.

And, there's the .000001% chance that I talk her into a threesome with Jennifer Lawrence, since they're best buds and everything.

Even for Horde Valhalla, I cannot let my nether regions anywhere near Lena.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:29 PM (kumBu)

196 >>>Amy, doggystyle. Then myself, R. Budd Dwyer style.
Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

Hey man, nice shot!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 28, 2016 01:30 PM (d3Ee6)

197 Which one does butt stuff?

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (0dXaM)

198 An amazing thing, that Senate vote. The Dems could have afforded to support the president up to the 2/3 +1 margin, but didn't.

From my POV, that says a couple of things - a non-partisan repudiation of Barry's (and Hillary's) ME policies.

Pro-Islamist sympathies among the political and business elites is not widely shared with the voting public (see Bibi Netanyahu's being booed at a "Hamilton" presentation).

Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (JBggj)

199 Amy, because when she first showed up in the comedy scene as Jim Norton's opening act, she was alright - maybe even a 6 or 7. So I can at least imagine that, instead of her current porkiness.

Yup. I remember her on the old, Gutfeld Red Eye as a frequent guest. No beauty but she was nowhere near as porky as now. I would have hit it, then.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (WlGX+)

200 "Amy, doggystyle. Then myself, R. Budd Dwyer style.

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (Bdeb0) "

Heh. So you'd call a press conference first?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (kumBu)

201 I would let Amy blow me.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (fA75F)

202 It's 3 a.m. Last call. The beer goggles are firmly on. You are the last Moron standing.

--

I would immediately sit down.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



Do like I've done many, many times.

Go home alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (ApT0U)

203 197
Which one does butt stuff?

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (0dXaM)

My friend Barney and Wonkette

Posted by: Huma at September 28, 2016 01:32 PM (NbJXF)

204

FBI's Comey rejects call to reopen Clinton email case, refuses to say she's truthful

He needs to go to prison right along side of her.


Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 01:32 PM (cqS09)

205 Maybe they planned to give it all to some benevolent cause. It must be painful to be as smart as they are and not make as much as a professional athlete.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 28, 2016 01:32 PM (g6yUI)

206 I'll admit I was a neocon after 9/11 and wanted to invade Iraq.

Of course, I also made the mistake of believing politicians that had access to classified information I didn't and met with actual Generals that would prosecute the war.

I believe we were told the Iraq war would cost something like $50 billion when it was sold to us.

We thought it was going to be Desert Storm 2.0

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:32 PM (eE0AJ)

207 "I worked hard for my money." - Hellary Clinton

"Me too!" - Al Capone


Posted by: Y U Laff at September 28, 2016 01:33 PM (TJ8u+)

208 Totally broke coming out of the whitehouse, ya see?


Hundreds of millions of dollars later....


I'm just an average gal, with a father who hung draperies.

--

There's a late-night infomerical that needs to be made

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 28, 2016 01:33 PM (PNcou)

209 Has Drudge just stopped working? He use to update the site at least twice a day.


Now? Whenever. WZ is the only place working all day.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2016 01:33 PM (NbJXF)

210 Yeah, it seems like the Clintons are working harder than they need to launder their cash when President Obama can just send a pallet of plunder to his pirate friends in Iran.

Cha-ching, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2016 01:34 PM (r5aJ1)

211 John Warner (R), ex Senator from Virginia, endorsed Hillary"

Ah. More indication that VA is a solid RW state with just a few Dem outliers...

Pull the other one.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 28, 2016 01:13 PM (C9pBZ)

John Warner, one of Elizabeth Taylor's trinkets on her expensive charm bracelets.

John Warner is 89 years old now. The Clinton campaign got a bit too much blowback on the 90 year old Bush endorsement, so now they are working on another Republican with Alzheimers. I'm sure the selfie with a campaign staffer or minion shall be coming soon.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2016 01:34 PM (ntZAP)

212 "Which one does butt stuff?

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (0dXaM) "

I mean, I'm sure Lena does, but do you really want to be anywhere near her Hope Hole?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:34 PM (kumBu)

213 Amy, doggystyle. Then myself, R. Budd Dwyer style.

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)


Oh, that's not nice. Budd was a good guy. They took away the one thing from him that they could: His good name.


I hope hell has a room reserved for the rotten pigs who set him up.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:34 PM (TOk1P)

214 >>200
"Amy, doggystyle. Then myself, R. Budd Dwyer style. Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:28 PM (Bdeb0) "Heh. So you'd call a press conference first? Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (kumBu)

Yes. If I got cold feet, you can be sure that midday televising of Zod in Amy would drive me to complete the act. Or maybe combine the two...

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)

215 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?



Okay forget I asked

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 01:03 PM


Hell, how do you keep the index alone from being book length?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2016 01:35 PM (bzd8I)

216 The Chubby Smelly Venezuelan Whore was granted citizship.... What for it.

In August 2016.

I knew something was up from that Twitter post of her flashing the American Passport yesterday. She sure was fast tracked for an admitted accomplice to murder, somebody who made death/terroristic threats to a judge, and somebody with family ties to a major Mexican Cartel by having a baby.

Yes not only more shady criminal activitiy from Hillary and The Cliintons, the Status Quo Government,and The Media BUT ALSO quick let a elect the Old Greedy Crone and her incompetent blobs who cannot even vet The Chubby Smelly. Venezuelan Criminal with family ties to a major drug cartel.

UnFuckingBelievable!

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 28, 2016 01:35 PM (vRd8t)

217 OT ... just came back from seeing Ivanka in Quincy, IL ... about 300 folks $100/ticket minimum. She told a few cute little stories about her and dad ... boring. Thought I'd network a little, but there was no one that seemed very enthusiastic. ... Trump was in Chicago, Iowa this afternoon. Maybe trying to save our Republican senate seat ... not sure.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2016 01:35 PM (n6rAX)

218 >>Yes. If I got cold feet, you can be sure that midday
televising of Zod in Amy would drive me to complete the act. Or maybe
combine the two... Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)

Kind of like a "self-donkeypunch." Or a "donkey-ownpunch" kinda thing.

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

219 Or like Ron Brown committed suicide by shooting themselves first in the neck, and then in the mouth with a gun that wasn't in his hand when the body was discovered - but was there when the photo's were taken of the crime scene.

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (DjRJ+)


Um, he and about 3 dozen others were in a CFIT accident in a USAF 737-200 if I remember correctly

Posted by: Lurking avionics guy at September 28, 2016 01:35 PM (3ykcs)

220 Read.


"Exposed: FBI Director James Comey's Clinton Foundation Connection" - Breitbart Sept. 10, 2016

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 01:36 PM (cqS09)

221 WZ is totally missing the point with their current post on Michael Moore. Fat Boy was obviously being sarcastic about Killary's (lack of a) sense of humor.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:36 PM (WlGX+)

222 I'll admit I was a neocon after 9/11 and wanted to invade Iraq.


So was I. We knew that Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11, but he acted as if he had WMD and we were in no mood to be fucked with.

Now, not my fault (a): I assumed we had a plan for what to do if we won.

Totes my fault (b): I actually believed that Iraq could be turned into a decent country if we removed the thugocrasy and would be a beacon for freedom in the Middle East.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:36 PM (mgbwf)

223 Yup. I remember her on the old, Gutfeld Red Eye as a frequent guest. No beauty but she was nowhere near as porky as now. I would have hit it, then.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:31 PM (WlGX+)



Her whole act is about what a whore she is. I take her at her word, on that account.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:37 PM (TOk1P)

224 Bill's seemed to be that she could blow him but he wouldn't come.
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Was that a moral boundary or a practical one?Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:23 PM (oGNNA)
Practical, and he had good reason, apparently, although I wonder if he would then jerk off to a picture of Chinese money?

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 28, 2016 01:37 PM (09Ay7)

225 219 Or like Ron Brown committed suicide by shooting themselves first in the neck, and then in the mouth with a gun that wasn't in his hand when the body was discovered - but was there when the photo's were taken of the crime scene.

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2016 01:20 PM (DjRJ+)

Um, he and about 3 dozen others were in a CFIT accident in a USAF 737-200 if I remember correctly
Posted by: Lurking avionics guy at September 28, 2016 01:35 PM (3ykcs)

Yes, flew into a mountain in Bosnia. The "shot in the back of the head" thing is news to me.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

226 217 OT ... just came back from seeing Ivanka in Quincy, IL

I bet her hair blows in a gentle breeze even when she's indoors with no fans running.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:38 PM (WlGX+)

227 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****


Wart and Piece?


Gonorrhea with the Wind?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:38 PM (wPiJc)

228 I'll admit I was a neocon after 9/11 and wanted to invade Iraq.


So was I. We knew that Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11, but he acted as if he had WMD and we were in no mood to be fucked with.

Now, not my fault (a): I assumed we had a plan for what to do if we won.

Totes my fault (b): I actually believed that Iraq could be turned into a decent country if we removed the thugocrasy and would be a beacon for freedom in the Middle East.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


I'm now mostly an isolationist when it comes to the Middle East.

They are savages and they will only be ruled by a strongman.

The US just needs to stop letting them settle here and figure out its own energy needs.

Let them slit each others throats until the Rapture, we don't need to keep putting boots on the ground.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:39 PM (eE0AJ)

229 >>Totes my fault (b): I actually believed that Iraq
could be turned into a decent country if we removed the thugocrasy and
would be a beacon for freedom in the Middle East. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:36 PM (mgbwf)

You're in good company--I think a lot of people saw some modernization in the Middle East's past, and hoped for it to take in Iraq. I did...then I went there, and realized that as soon as we left, the nation would be thoroughly fucked.

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:39 PM (Bdeb0)

230 "Um, he and about 3 dozen others were in a CFIT accident in a USAF 737-200 if I remember correctly

Posted by: Lurking avionics guy at September 28, 2016 01:35 PM (3ykcs) "

Also killed Bob Grant's radio career.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:39 PM (kumBu)

231 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****

The Big Red One

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:39 PM (wPiJc)

232
How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo




I Am William's Urethra by Reader's Digest Books.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2016 01:39 PM (kdS6q)

233 BI's Comey rejects call to reopen Clinton email case, refuses to say she's truthful

He needs to go to prison right along side of her.


Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 01:32 PM (cqS09)

Trey Gowdy was interviewed this morning on Mario Bartiromo's show. He was hauling Comey's sorry butt back before the committee again to explain why five of Hillary's staff members were given immunity from prosecution. Why Cheryl Mills was given immunity, then allowed to act as counsel when she was a witness, then allowed to sit in on other witnesses interviews when she was a witness and possible indictee.
Gowdy knows the answers, but he might as well have this on record. There isn't a thing he can do and the DOJ cannot prosecute because they gave Hillary's staff immunity from prosecution.
And by the way, whatever happened to Chaffetz subpeona? Did they ever comply, give Congress all their records?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2016 01:40 PM (ntZAP)

234 227 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****


Wart and Piece?


Gonorrhea with the Wind?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:38 PM (wPiJc)

Warts Upon A Time in Arkansas

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

235 Totes my fault (b): I actually believed that Iraq could be turned into a decent country if we removed the thugocrasy and would be a beacon for freedom in the Middle East.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:36 PM (mgbwf)


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When W let them include sharia into their constitution, I knew it was a lost cause from then on.

Posted by: Soona at September 28, 2016 01:40 PM (Fmupd)

236 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****


Moby Dick?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:40 PM (wPiJc)

237 I mean, I'm sure Lena does, but do you really want to be anywhere near her Hope Hole?

----

i expect you could splooge and still have time to put your ear to her ass and hear it land.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 01:40 PM (PNcou)

238 "Moby Dick?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:40 PM (wPiJc) "

Not according to transcripts.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:41 PM (kumBu)

239 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****


The Scarlet Pimpernel?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:41 PM (wPiJc)

240 181 174 It's 3 a.m. Last call. The beer goggles are firmly on. You are the last Moron standing.

Before you are Lena, Amy, and Chelsea. For the team, which one (or, for Horde Valhalla, all three)?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2016 01:25 PM (cJswI)

I choose to die with honor. A warrior's death.

*sharpens tanto*

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 28, 2016 01:42 PM (0mRoj)

241 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:41 PM (wPiJc)


SLOW THE F- DOWN! Let the rest of us think.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:42 PM (TOk1P)

242 >>Trey Gowdy was interviewed this morning on Mario
Bartiromo's show. He was hauling Comey's sorry butt back before the
committee again Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2016 01:40 PM (ntZAP)

Every meaningless browbeating Gowdy delivers reiterates even more to the Inner Party that Congress has no will (or teeth, or both) to do anything. We'd probably be better off if Gowdy and Chaffetz just saved the posturing and didn't advertise their impotence.

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

243 Private citizen Donald Trump told noted hard-news
reporter Howard Stern "yeah, I guess so" regarding the Iraq War, then
was against it in every subsequent interview.



Meanwhile, SENATOR Hillary Clinton voted for the war.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:27 PM


And how many nanoseconds was it before she came back with "because the eeeevill Boooosh LIED to her and everyone else! The smartest woman in the world was duped by the chimp brained BusHitler!!1!!!"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2016 01:42 PM (bzd8I)

244 Trump needs to prosecute all involved, including the DOJ and FBI.

RICO the entire f'in government.


Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 01:43 PM (cqS09)

245 There and Bacteria Again.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:43 PM (TOk1P)

246 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:36 PM (mgbwf)

As soon as the US allowed sharia to be the foundation of the new Iraqi (and Afghan) constitutions I knew everything would be thrown away. We didn't let Shinto and bushido be the foundation of Japanese government, with good reason, and there was no reason to allow sharia (and many reasons not to).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2016 01:43 PM (GDulk)

247 111 This is an empty jester that will put a lot of people at risk.


Posted by: Nip Sip

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I'm really not that funny.

Posted by: Fuckstick for the past eight years at September 28, 2016 01:43 PM (rlfds)

248 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****


The Road to Chancre-La

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:43 PM (wPiJc)

249
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:36 PM (mgbwf)

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The story of me, with one additional false assumption:

c) We would make victory the top priority.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:43 PM (oGNNA)

250 Topic of Chancre.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:44 PM (TOk1P)

251 I Worked Hard For My Graft

Let's give the poor woman some time off.

Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2016 01:44 PM (8J/Te)

252 Totes my fault (b): I actually believed that Iraq could be turned into a decent country if we removed the thugocrasy and would be a beacon for freedom in the Middle East.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 01:36 PM (mgbwf)

I was a believer in "the democracy project" since everything had been tried to resolve the Mid East mess - appeasement, tribute, diplomacy, limited war - but freedom & total war. It's proven now that freedom can't work there, so there's only one option left.

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2016 01:44 PM (7HtZB)

253 Every meaningless browbeating Gowdy delivers reiterates even more to the Inner Party that Congress has no will (or teeth, or both) to do anything. We'd probably be better off if Gowdy and Chaffetz just saved the posturing and didn't advertise their impotence.

Posted by: General Zod



I'll say this though, there really isn't much Congress can do when the Executive Branch refuses to enforce federal laws.

I hate the GOP-e as much as the next guy, but about all they can do is expose it. They can't lock these people up.

Gowdy is not trying to cover for these people.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2016 01:44 PM (eE0AJ)

254 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?
...
Gonorrhea With the Wind

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 01:45 PM (1H9ox)

255 Why is that fuck FAB going to Pere's Funeral? Hitching a ride with Fredo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:45 PM (Ozsfq)

256 In the immortal words of Sarah Palin: "let Allah sort it out."

*Sigh* If only she had 20 more IQ points.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 28, 2016 01:45 PM (r1fLd)

257 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?
>>>

The Bitches of Madison County?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 28, 2016 01:45 PM (tf9Ne)

258 The Road to Chancre-La

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:43 PM (wPiJc)



250 Topic of Chancre.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:44 PM (TOk1P)


Oh, FFS.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:45 PM (TOk1P)

259 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****


Les Miserables

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:45 PM (wPiJc)

260 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?
...
Gonorrhea With the Wind
....
Dadgummit. Didn't see Seamus.

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 01:46 PM (1H9ox)

261 Uncle Tom's Chlamydia

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:46 PM (7ZVPa)

262 256 In the immortal words of Sarah Palin: "let Allah sort it out."

*Sigh* If only she had 20 more IQ points.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 28, 2016 01:45 PM (r1fLd)


Then she would have an IQ of 180.

Posted by: jwest at September 28, 2016 01:46 PM (Zs4uk)

263 Of (Pubic) Lice and Men

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:47 PM (TOk1P)

264 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?
...
With an epi-pen.

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 01:47 PM (1H9ox)

265 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

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All the President's STDs

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 01:47 PM (PNcou)

266 Was that just before he got on the plane?

I meant Vince Foster - sorry, getting old.

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2016 01:47 PM (DjRJ+)

267 New York City?

Posted by: Pace Picante Sauce at September 28, 2016 01:47 PM (cYrJd)

268 The STD's Bill got while visiting Africa: The Ho's of Kilimanjaro

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:47 PM (kumBu)

269 'Travels with Canchre'


Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:49 PM (J82wy)

270 Before you are Lena, Amy, and Chelsea. For the team, which one (or, for Horde Valhalla, all three)?

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Isn't that when you rip your dick off, throw it towards them and flee the other direction?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 01:49 PM (PNcou)

271 Pride and Prepuce

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:49 PM (7ZVPa)

272 Actually, Hemingway wrote a short story about the Big Dog's particular fetish:

Bill Likes White Elephants

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:49 PM (kumBu)

273 crabs by the continents

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 28, 2016 01:49 PM (0O7c5)

274 Remember in the debate when Hillary worried that Trump might have conflicts of interest due to his business dealings? (Good times, good times)

Posted by: Ken in NH at September 28, 2016 01:49 PM (GYeaQ)

275 'The Old Man and the Heps A-Z'

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:50 PM (J82wy)

276 How it does not register with people that while The Hag was SoS, she was selling favors to foreign governments while her husband scooped up arm loads of cash is beyond amazing.

How Trump does not bring this up in context is doubly amazing.

This is precisely the corruption people are voting against.

Posted by: Marcus t at September 28, 2016 01:50 PM (jYV/+)

277 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****


The Story of "Ow!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:50 PM (wPiJc)

278 'The Canchre in the Rye'

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:50 PM (J82wy)

279 Focus? ALL of us?

Posted by: Just The Punchline at September 28, 2016 01:50 PM (WlGX+)

280 272 - nice. My favorite ss by Hemingway.

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2016 01:50 PM (7HtZB)

281 The people that voted for Bill Clinton in 1992 gave this country a lethal venereal disease. Without the Clintons, an Obama would not have been possible.

Twenty-four years later we are still dealing with it.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 01:50 PM (cqS09)

282 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?



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50 Shots of V-Cillin K (penicillin)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2016 01:50 PM (jxbfJ)

283
Former North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Il as born under a double rainbow.

Hillary Clinton was born under a big W.

Posted by: Smiler Grogan at September 28, 2016 01:51 PM (IqV8l)

284 The Old Man and the STD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2016 01:51 PM (bzd8I)

285 Every meaningless browbeating Gowdy delivers reiterates even more to the Inner Party that Congress has no will (or teeth, or both) to do anything. We'd probably be better off if Gowdy and Chaffetz just saved the posturing and didn't advertise their impotence.

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

All Congress can do at this point is defund. Which they won't do, just look at what happened this morning over the omnibus spending bill.

All the Democrats had to do was tell the Rep. that they would vote to shut down the government if even MORE money(buy votes money) wasn't included in the spending bill for Flint, even though Flint was designated money in a separate, passed bill two weeks ago that was appropriately designed to fund and regulate water in cities and locales.

That wasn't enough. The Dems saw the opportunity to get more buy votes money and shore the black vote back up that Hillary's is losing by 1. Threatening to vote against the bipartisan spending bill, knowing that it will be framed by the media that Republicans are both shutting down the government and doing it by denying the poor victims of Flint money to buy safe bottles of water. Typical Republicans, wanting to keep money for themselves and not spend it on the poor minorities who suffer because of them.

So...the Republicans cave. OMG, can't have the media reporting this. Even after McConnell himself argued in the Senate that putting money for Flint in the spending bill was uneccessary due to the existence of the other bill.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2016 01:51 PM (ntZAP)

286 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

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Whores and a Piece

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2016 01:51 PM (7HtZB)

287
How it does not register with people that while The Hag was SoS, she was selling favors to foreign governments while her husband scooped up arm loads of cash is beyond amazing.

How Trump does not bring this up in context is doubly amazing.
----------------------

Two more debates. KellyAnne is probably beating him with a switch.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 01:51 PM (oGNNA)

288 Hey, the guy who draws the Mark Trail comic strip is pissed at me over some dopey thing I wrote.

When did public people get so thin-skinned?

It's like a few years ago when Geoff Downes (ASIA / YES) e-mailed me several times telling me what an asshole I was over a concert review I had written that wasn't even all that bad.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:19 PM (WlGX+)

Several years ago,I was commissioned to do a freelance interview of a semi-famous actor who had starred in some Rob Zombie horror movies. I had just interviewed actor Bruce 'THE Bruce'Campbell and Vincent Natali (director of Cube)--both of whomare amazingly nice guys--and felt like I was on a roll.Even better, this was to be an in-person interview, in-depth, no pre-established time limit. Awesome.

Or not so awesome. This guy, thehorror movie actor,was/is an incredible asshole, an off-the-charts asshole. Self-important, boorish, none-too-bright, backbiting and more than a little vicious, he acted and spoke like a guy who thinks this is how movie business big shots act and speak. I didn't write the article and didn't get the commission and I was good with that.

Sometimes I run into people so cartoony I think they can't be for real. They're putting on an act, some kind of game face. Nope. Not this guy.

So yeah, celebrities.

Posted by: troyriser at September 28, 2016 01:51 PM (OGbEB)

289 Herpes Springs Eternal

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 01:52 PM (7ZVPa)

290 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

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The shot heard around the world

No, not the Vince Foster shot. The money shot on Monica's dress.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2016 01:52 PM (jxbfJ)

291 "How it does not register with people that while The Hag was SoS, she was selling favors to foreign governments while her husband scooped up arm loads of cash is beyond amazing."

They've got all these cute phrases now.

It's ESPIONAGE pure and simple.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 01:52 PM (cqS09)

292 WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:52 PM (WlGX+)

293 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

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Uncle Tom's Scabbin'

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2016 01:52 PM (7HtZB)

294 Yes, flew into a mountain in Bosnia. The "shot in the back of the head" thing is news to me.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 28, 2016 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

He's mixing up Vince Foster with Ron Brown.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 28, 2016 01:53 PM (NbJXF)

295 "Harry Pusser"

"Great Expurgations"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 01:53 PM (NOIQH)

296 Graft IS hard work!
Always hustling, always working the angles.
It's just not honest work.

Posted by: votermom the deplorable @vm at September 28, 2016 01:53 PM (Om16U)

297 Diddler on the Roofies

(OK, I'm reaching here)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2016 01:53 PM (bzd8I)

298 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

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The shot heard around the world
....
Catchher in the Eye

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 01:53 PM (1H9ox)

299 The Pus Also Rises

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2016 01:53 PM (TOk1P)

300 277 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


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The Good, The Bad, and The Pus.

Posted by: Soona at September 28, 2016 01:53 PM (Fmupd)

301 "RICO the entire f'in government."

yeah, I said that in Illinois a decade ago. They put our governors in prison, but they don't seem to get to the real syndicate. Blago' probably only got in trouble for selling a senate seat cuz he mistakenly thought he had that authority ... other people make those sales.

At this point we'd need "an internal security force as strong and well funded as our military" (like Obama said he wanted) ... but it would be prosecutors going after the bureaucratic cartel. I think Obama had other intentions.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2016 01:54 PM (n6rAX)

302 The Wizard of Ooze

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 01:54 PM (PNcou)

303 You know the old saying:

If you owe the bank a million dollars, you have a problem.

If you owe the bank 100 trillion dollars, the bank has a problem.

Hillary owes the bank 100 trillion dollars and the US government is the bank.

That's why Hillary laughs and is so smug.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 01:54 PM (cqS09)

304 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

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Catch 22!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 01:55 PM (PNcou)

305 'To Salve and Salve Not'

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 01:55 PM (J82wy)

306 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?
....
The Art of the Feel

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 01:55 PM (1H9ox)

307 I got the title to Bill & Hilary's bio - The Rapes & Graft

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2016 01:55 PM (7HtZB)

308 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****

Great Balls of Fire

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:55 PM (wPiJc)

309 "Lolita Express"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

310 256 In the immortal words of Sarah Palin: "let Allah sort it out."
*Sigh* If only she had 20 more IQ points.
Posted by: Ignoramus
______________

I have a standing bet with my lefty friends that when the right hacker gets access to our Low Information President's academic records, we will then have proof that Palin has a higher IQ than Obama.

Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2016 01:56 PM (57K5j)

311 I'm picturing Hillary going about her day, raking in bribes, while Donna Summer's SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY plays in the background.

Posted by: Cranky Old Guy at September 28, 2016 01:56 PM (jiQvT)

312 "Posted by: troyriser at September 28, 2016 01:51 PM (OGbEB) "

The first part of that is awesome. I love Cube.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:56 PM (kumBu)

313 The Gonads of Wrath

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 01:57 PM (PNcou)

314 OT: Jeb lands gig at harvard as lecturer on education and governance. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/jeb-bush-heading-to-harvard-this-fall/ar-BBwHpMs?OCID=ansmsnnews11

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 28, 2016 01:57 PM (iFgwk)

315
The Wizard of Ooze

Zardooze

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2016 01:57 PM (IqV8l)

316
How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?



*****

Sun Tzu Art of Warts

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2016 01:57 PM (jxbfJ)

317 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

*****


12 Years a Syphillitic

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 01:57 PM (wPiJc)

318 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Don't know but they have to get Charlie Sheen to do the forward. And Martin Sheen can do one of the jacket quotes, "I'm so proud of these men, being all diseased and still having sex with anything that walks or crawls."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2016 01:57 PM (zc3Db)

319 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

A stillness at Bill's Pox

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 01:57 PM (326rv)

320 The Cancrebury Tales

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 01:58 PM (PNcou)

321 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?
....
As a pop-up book.

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 01:58 PM (1H9ox)

322 >>I'm picturing Hillary going about her day, raking in bribes, while Donna
Summer's SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY plays in the background.


Think it's a safer bet that Hillary's aides work hard for her money.
Granny doesn't even get her own iced tea, fax, or set her DVR.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 01:58 PM (NOIQH)

323 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

On Golden Pond

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 01:58 PM (326rv)

324 Posted by: troyriser at September 28, 2016 01:51 PM (OGbEB)

Meeting Bruce Campbell= awesome
Bruce Campbell being a good guy irl = double awesome!

Having been in the biz, albeit at the bottom rungs, a lot of rockers are total asses. Downes is more purely assholish than most. Just a real dick. Good keyboard player though.

And just like any other profession, some of them are great folks. Bob Pollard of Guided by Voices springs to mind.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:58 PM (WlGX+)

325 The FAB to campaign with Sanders...What? Was Lenin busy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (Ozsfq)

326 >>OT: Jeb lands gig at harvard as lecturer on education and governance.


Ah, Common Core's biggest champion is lecturing on education.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (NOIQH)

327 I'm in dr's office & waiting.
Hillary planted Miss Venezuela at debate. I listened to Mark
Levin app on way here.
I'm sure you all know that but I didn't.

Posted by: Carol at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (wqH1B)

328 323
How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?



On Golden Pond

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 01:58 PM (326rv)
Water sports? Showers?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)

329 I was a believer in "the democracy project" since everything had been tried to resolve the Mid East mess - appeasement, tribute, diplomacy, limited war - but freedom & total war. It's proven now that freedom can't work there, so there's only one option left.



By that time I had already reached a rather cynical view on the likelihood of successful Jeffersonian democracy nation building just about anywhere outside of western culture. When it was clear we were going ahead with things I got behind the effort with the though "I hope these people are as smart as they think they are..." If only life were as simple as the academic arguments in a DC think tank.

The LOL if it weren't so sad moment was the Palestinian elections we pushed so hard on in 2006 where Hamas was the big winner at the ballot box.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (USf3s)

330 How it does not register with people that while The Hag was SoS, she was selling favors to foreign governments while her husband scooped up arm loads of cash is beyond amazing.


Yeah, but she pinky swears on her blue collar fathers grave that she won't do it as president...so she's cool.

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 28, 2016 02:00 PM (ucKOk)

331 Since I am a Bigot, right wing reactionary racist and all....is it me?, but I NEVER remember a sitting President's wife campaigning for the Next President like this SOB is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 02:00 PM (Ozsfq)

332 The first part of that is awesome. I love Cube.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 01:56 PM (kumBu)

Natali was talking to me via cell from an outdoor cafe in Rome, where he was shooting a movie. I told him I had never been to Rome so he described the street scene in front of him and said, 'There, now you've been to Rome'. Truly awesome guy.

Posted by: troyriser at September 28, 2016 02:00 PM (OGbEB)

333 Why isn't Trump putting this front and center?

Because he or his advisors conflate the seriousness of the message with the stridency of the delivery of the message. So to seem presidential, he avoids explosive accusations. He will lose the election unless he exposes Hillary as a crook.

Speak deliberately, but to devastating effect.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (2YTxj)

334 There's always the Tom Wolfe classic, Crotchfire of the Vanities.

Or Hunter S. Thompson's Gonzo journalism work about Bill and Monica's affair, Smear on Clothing on the Campaign Trail.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (kumBu)

335 Heh.
A local bar is in the national news for taping a Kapernick jersey to the floor as a welcome mat.
Short news clip over at WZ.

I've stopped in there for lunch a few times. Seem like good people - they thank you for a big tip by ringing a bell & drawing attention to you.

Just tried calling them to say Thanks , but nobody answered - probably too busy.
I need to try to visit sometime later, maybe take them this brand new flag I have on hand & have a drink...

Posted by: Chi at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (UDxzb)

336 The FAB to campaign with Sanders...What? Was Lenin busy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (Ozsfq)

That's hilarious. So what is the Bern going to tell the crowds about Hillary, vote for her because she's not Trump?

Is he going to laud her economic plan? What about the huge corporate funding she is getting and all the speech money he used to complain about....

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (ntZAP)

337 331 Since I am a Bigot, right wing reactionary racist and all....is it me?, but I NEVER remember a sitting President's wife campaigning for the Next President like this SOB is?

they're throwing everyone at us... Al Gore is also gonna campaign for Hillary...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (O2RFr)

338 On Golden Pond

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 01:58 PM (326rv)
Water sports? Showers?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

More of a "dishonorable discharge".

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (326rv)

339 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


'Dishonorable Discharge'

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (J82wy)

340 It took a Village

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (PNcou)

341 OT: Jeb lands gig at harvard as lecturer on education and governance.

That sounds about right. Education is the most retarded department at every university. It's amazing how stupid the people in Education departments are. And government is just the biggest collection of incompetents and losers who are given control over the largest assets to totally screw up.

I think Jeb!? is perfect for this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2016 02:02 PM (zc3Db)

342 >>328
323
How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Ball Story

Posted by: General Zod at September 28, 2016 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

343 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


'Dishonorable Discharge'
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 02:01 PM (J82wy)

ouch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 02:02 PM (Ozsfq)

344 The Wizard of Ooze

Posted by: buzzsaw90


*****


Golf Clap!


(heh)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 02:02 PM (wPiJc)

345 *waves to Miss Carol*

Posted by: Chi at September 28, 2016 02:02 PM (UDxzb)

346 325
The FAB to campaign with Sanders...What? Was Lenin busy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (Ozsfq)

Yeah, they are in Univ. of New Hampshire in Durham (next town over from me) touting free college for all.FML.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2016 02:02 PM (jxbfJ)

347 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Silence of the lambskins

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:02 PM (326rv)

348 304 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

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Catch 22!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2016 01:55 PM (PNcou)


This is really funny because there really is a book Catch 22.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at September 28, 2016 02:03 PM (Fmupd)

349 Clap to the Future?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2016 02:03 PM (o9m/V)

350 The FAB to campaign with Sanders...What? Was Lenin busy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (Ozsfq)




He's leaving his new dacha for a day to tell the kiddies that their socialist hero wants them to vote for the Beast. I think that ship has sailed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2016 02:03 PM (493sH)

351 The Discovery Channel is going to release a new series, featuring all of Bill's Bimbos, and how his diseases have since affected their lives.


"Deadliest Catch II. It's Not Just Crabs Anymore."



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2016 02:04 PM (v5iqM)

352
He's leaving his new dacha for a day to tell the kiddies that their socialist hero wants them to vote for the Beast. I think that ship has sailed.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2016 02:03 PM (493sH)

It's the free college for all!

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 28, 2016 02:04 PM (O2RFr)

353 Hillary planted Miss Venezuela at debate.


Of course. But teh Donald can't help himself.

He shouldn't be on the morning shows defending every word he said 20 years ago.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2016 02:04 PM (mgbwf)

354 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

The Whiz

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:04 PM (326rv)

355 Ball 4000

Posted by: Jim Bouton at September 28, 2016 02:04 PM (rJN3l)

356
Because he or his advisors conflate the seriousness of the message with the stridency of the delivery of the message. So to seem presidential, he avoids explosive accusations. He will lose the election unless he exposes Hillary as a crook.

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Also because thanks to the FBI's and MSM's suppression of evidence and failure to investigate, Hillary can claim there's no evidence, it's a RW conspiracy, the FBI has exonerated her, Trump is a lying loon. This whole thing simply MUST be prosecuted in a Trump administration, although I imagine the shredders and the BleachBit showers are going 24/7 right now.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 02:05 PM (oGNNA)

357 'Tis Pity She's a Whore.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 28, 2016 02:05 PM (BWL+E)

358 >>How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


'BURN UNIT'

Posted by: 2 x 4 at September 28, 2016 02:05 PM (J82wy)

359 "And just like any other profession, some of them are great folks. Bob Pollard of Guided by Voices springs to mind.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2016 01:58 PM (WlGX+) "

Don't know much about that band, but from the song I know ("Hold on Hope"), Pollard has a heck of a voice.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:05 PM (kumBu)

360 >>Sometimes I run into people so cartoony I think they can't be for real.
They're putting on an act, some kind of game face. Nope. Not this guy.
So yeah, celebrities.

Ugh! That did remind me of Rob Zombie on Red Eye talking about the time he directed and episode of CST Miami, where Zombie's friend Malcolm McDowell, doing a guest spot for the episode, needled the ginger lead dude endlessly.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/274qg4a

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:05 PM (NOIQH)

361 351 The Discovery Channel is going to release a new series, featuring all of Bill's Bimbos, and how his diseases have since affected their lives.


"Deadliest Catch II. It's Not Just Crabs Anymore."



LOL!


winner!

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 28, 2016 02:05 PM (O2RFr)

362
How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


Willy's Wonka in the Chocolate Factory

Posted by: Deplorabe Male Logic at September 28, 2016 02:05 PM (lKyWE)

363 Because they are polling well, they want to be positive and focus on the future - jobs, rebuilding. Don't want to upset the morons who vote.

I, on the other hand, want her seizure-collapse and shoeless carcass being jettisoned into her vanbulance on continuous loop for the entire month of October, at a minimum.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 02:05 PM (cqS09)

364 Whats the going price of an ambassadorship today? Not some little shit country, but something big. Just asking for a donor who wants to help Hillary.

Posted by: Colin at September 28, 2016 02:06 PM (du8ty)

365 The Encyclopedia of Venereal Diseases

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:06 PM (fA75F)

366
Even Fox Business is running the Miss Piggy thing. Of course it's Trish Regan, Gina Loudon and Kirsten Haglund so it's not all that bad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2016 02:06 PM (493sH)

367 Nevergiveup,
Obama & Clinton hate each other. 2 years ago Ed Klein wrote book about them & on radio he said Hillary didn't want
to lie about Benghazi & they worked it out that he'd support her this time around.

I didn't read books, only remember Ed on radio.

Posted by: Carol at September 28, 2016 02:07 PM (wqH1B)

368 I'm in dr's office & waiting.
Hillary planted Miss Venezuela at debate. I listened to Mark
Levin app on way here.
I'm sure you all know that but I didn't.
Posted by: Carol at September 28, 2016 01:59 PM (wqH1B)

Which is why Trump and Ivanka need to get over Ivanka's casual friendship with Chelsea and all the quaint ideas they have about Ivanka still being friends with Chelsea after the election, etc. Chelsea would be more than happy to push Ivanka off a cliff if she thought it would improve her mother's chances at the Presidency. The Clinton's play for keeps and they don't value friendships unless it is a one way one that provides them with something.

Donald said he didn't want to bring up Bill's affairs because Chelsea was sitting in the office. Oh, boo hoo. She is more than aware of all the women her father had sex with, whether they were willing or not and I'm sure her mother has taught her that it's just all part of the package deal with Bill and all these Bimbo's had it coming because her dad is irresistable.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2016 02:07 PM (ntZAP)

369 Whats the going price of an ambassadorship today? Not some little shit country, but something big. Just asking for a donor who wants to help Hillary.
Posted by: Colin at September 28, 2016 02:06 PM (du8ty)

Well Moo Moo had all the figures for those but he has passed on to that huge, really big, Blog in the sky or maybe the one way under...not sure?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 02:07 PM (Ozsfq)

370 I didn't have a good feeling about this line of commenting when I started it. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 02:07 PM (wPiJc)

371 He was simply testing the election system, he said, to make sure safeguards were in place to prevent people from voting under the names of dead people. Election officials should have flagged the requests and refused to mail the ballots, he said.

"I would never do anything criminal," Villanueva said. "That is not me."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 28, 2016 02:07 PM (M0wRt)

372 Wasn't Hillary the "Co-President" with Bill Clinton?

Wasn't he impeached?

Doesn't that also mean that SHE, as Co-President, was also impeached?

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2016 02:07 PM (4AVeu)

373 "No One Left to Lie With"

(Christopher Hitchens' book on the Clintons called "No One Left to Lie To")

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:08 PM (NOIQH)

374 they're throwing everyone at us... Al Gore is also gonna campaign for Hillary...

The Internal polls must look like a coal mine after a cave in.

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2016 02:08 PM (DjRJ+)

375 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

A Shriveled Raisin in the Sun

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:08 PM (326rv)

376 'A Ladder to HIV'

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 02:08 PM (J82wy)

377 Obama & Clinton hate each other. 2 years ago Ed Klein wrote book about them & on radio he said Hillary didn't want
to lie about Benghazi & they worked it out that he'd support her this time around.

I didn't read books, only remember Ed on radio.
Posted by: Carol at September 28, 2016 02:07 PM (wqH1B)

I know...but unlike the stupid republicans who would rather cut of their noses to spite their faces, the left will forgive all those bad feelings to elect one of their own and then settle their blood feuds after the election. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 02:08 PM (Ozsfq)

378 Back to the ER II

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 28, 2016 02:09 PM (O2RFr)

379 Whats the going price of an ambassadorship today? Not some little shit country, but something big. Just asking for a donor who wants to help Hillary.

Posted by: Colin at September 28, 2016 02:06 PM (du8ty)


Ambassadorships are for losers. Go for FCC commissioner or EPA administrator. You can do some real damage in those positions. Maybe a top spot at the IRS for you to take pot shots at your enemies? The possibilities are endless ... and all for the low, low prices starting around $214,999.99!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2016 02:09 PM (zc3Db)

380 Chelsea is probably not even Bill's daughter,but she is definitely Hillary's.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:09 PM (fA75F)

381 A Tale of Way More Than Two Titties.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2016 02:10 PM (eUdQd)

382 Chelsea is probably not even Bill's daughter,but she is definitely Hillary's.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:09 PM (fA75F)


Well I'd like to see the Birth Certificate?

Posted by: Trump at September 28, 2016 02:10 PM (Ozsfq)

383 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

A Tale of Two Testicles

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:10 PM (326rv)

384
Ugh! That did remind me of Rob Zombie on Red Eye talking about the time he directed and episode of CST Miami, where Zombie's friend Malcolm McDowell, doing a guest spot for the episode, needled the ginger lead dude endlessly.

--------------

I read the story at the URL and I can't figure out who the bad guy was -- Caruso or McDowell. Caruso would neither drive, get out of a car, or sit, and McDowell deliberately made Caruso wait for his close-ups and stepped on his signature line? Not that it matters, bleah.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 02:10 PM (oGNNA)

385 Jack London wrote two books about Bill: Ball of the Wild and White Wang.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:10 PM (kumBu)

386 'Oh, the Places You'll Itch'

'One Sore, Two Sore, Red Sore, New Sore!'

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 02:10 PM (J82wy)

387 Dumb-ass sock off

Posted by: Soona at September 28, 2016 02:11 PM (Fmupd)

388 Sigh. I delegate people to run reports for me and it takes me more time to correct them than it would to run them myself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 02:11 PM (Ozsfq)

389 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Great Expectations....of lab results

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:11 PM (326rv)

390 A Tale of Two Testicles
Posted by: Blue Hen
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Some people have all the luck!

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at September 28, 2016 02:12 PM (UDxzb)

391 you all are the best......the book names are hysterical

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 28, 2016 02:12 PM (0O7c5)

392 Something Wicked This Way Cums

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2016 02:12 PM (eUdQd)

393 I think this whole Piggy Venezuelan story is a smokescreen. They aren't using stupid strategies like this to turn out voters, they are relying on vote fraud. The story is to mislead the consultants on the other side.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 02:12 PM (7ZVPa)

394 Bill Clinton's Big Book of Lab Cultures

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:12 PM (IK6dA)

395 Sorry I asked...

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2016 02:12 PM (JzlI2)

396 "Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 02:10 PM (oGNNA) "

From other things I know, if we need a tiebreaker, I'm going with David Caruso being the bigger asshole.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:13 PM (kumBu)

397 Which is why Trump and Ivanka need to get over Ivanka's casual friendship with Chelsea and all the quaint ideas they have about Ivanka still being friends with Chelsea after the election, etc. Chelsea would be more than happy to push Ivanka off a cliff if she thought it would improve her mother's chances at the Presidency.

^This

How much do you want to bet that Trump knows exactly what is wrong with Hillary, medically?

Surely, Chelsea confided in Ivanka years ago. She would have had no reason to think Trump would be her mother's opponent for President.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 02:13 PM (cqS09)

398 >>Obama and Clinton hate each other

Doesn't matter. Hillary must be elected to preserve Obama's legacy.
Of all the GOP candidates, I think only Cruz or Trump would give Obama such concerns about this (the others like Jeb could be counted on to not dismantle/stop what he's set in motion).

Sucks for Obama and Michelle, but they *have* to help Hillary as long as she's breathing* and (I assume) holds emails exchanges she had w/him using his pseudonym account.



Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:13 PM (NOIQH)

399 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Merchant of Venerial Diseases.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:13 PM (326rv)

400 Lord of the Unzipped Flies

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:14 PM (IK6dA)

401 Yeast of Eden

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2016 02:14 PM (eUdQd)

402 The funniest thing was when Caruso left NYPD Blue because he was going to be a big movie star.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:14 PM (fA75F)

403 All Itchy On the Southern Front

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 28, 2016 02:14 PM (DUg/L)

404 The Gleet Club

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:15 PM (IK6dA)

405 The Wiily-ad

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2016 02:15 PM (eUdQd)

406 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Mike the Steam Autoclave.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:15 PM (326rv)

407
To Have and Have Twat

Posted by: Deplorabe Male Logic at September 28, 2016 02:15 PM (lKyWE)

408 The funniest thing was when Caruso left NYPD Blue because he was going to be a big movie star.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:14 PM (fA75F)

Hell of a career move ha? Is he still alive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 02:15 PM (Ozsfq)

409 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


Bay Day at Red Rocks

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:15 PM (326rv)

410 OT but the BLM shit has now affected my favorite college team.God I hate this shit.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:16 PM (fA75F)

411 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Taming of the New Diagnosis.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:16 PM (326rv)

412 From other things I know, if we need a tiebreaker, I'm going with David Caruso being the bigger asshole.



I think that should concern all of us.

*snaps on sunglasses*

Posted by: Horatio Caine at September 28, 2016 02:16 PM (QQ+il)

413 The Bonfire in His BVDs

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 28, 2016 02:17 PM (DUg/L)

414 >>I read the story at the URL and I can't figure out who the bad guy was -- Caruso or McDowell.

Probably both jerky, but apparently Caruso was incredibly inflexible and difficult on the set. McDowell was toying with him for sport.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:17 PM (NOIQH)

415
393 I think this whole Piggy Venezuelan story is a smokescreen. They aren't using stupid strategies like this to turn out voters, they are relying on vote fraud. The story is to mislead the consultants on the other side.

---------------

EVERY story about Republican "misogyny" is a diversion from the fact that Hillary Clinton's political and life partner is a rapist.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 02:17 PM (oGNNA)

416 Imitation of Lice

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2016 02:17 PM (DjRJ+)

417 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Much Ado About Not all that Much IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:17 PM (326rv)

418 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Old Man and the diSEAse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:17 PM (GX63o)

419 I wonder if the Saudis are going to ask Hillary for their campaign donations back.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (7ZVPa)

420 307 I got the title to Bill & Hilary's bio - The Rapes & Graft
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2016 01:55 PM (7HtZB)



And the working title of the corresponding movie: "For a Few Dollars More"


What? That's been taken? Shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (SRKgf)

421 Red Badge of Scourge-age

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (eUdQd)

422 Hot Little Women

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (GX63o)

423
The Tail of Two Cities

Posted by: Deplorabe Male Logic at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (lKyWE)

424 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Horatio Hornblower and the Foul Blow

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:19 PM (326rv)

425 "The funniest thing was when Caruso left NYPD Blue because he was going to be a big movie star.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:14 PM (fA75F) "

I'll have you know that he immediately became an award-nominated actor.

For two Golden Raspberries - Kiss of Death and Jade, both in 1995.

He actually did end up in one good movie, about 6 years later - Session 9. It's become a bit of a cult classic.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:19 PM (kumBu)

426 And the working title of the corresponding movie: "For a Few Dollars More"


What? That's been taken? Shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (SRKgf)



How about "Hang 'Em High?"


That one too? Dayum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:19 PM (SRKgf)

427 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


"The Sisterhood of the Traveling Penis"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2016 02:19 PM (0cMkb)

428 Clinton's donated underwear went to Africa and created Ebola.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:19 PM (fA75F)

429 How Billy Got His Spooge Back

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:19 PM (1H9ox)

430 Moldy Dick?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:19 PM (GX63o)

431 Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:16 PM (fA75F)

Which school?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 28, 2016 02:20 PM (K9uEM)

432 417 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?
Much Ado About Not all that Much IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:17 PM (326rv)



"Get Shorty?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:20 PM (SRKgf)

433 Brotherhood of the Traveling Pantsnake

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:20 PM (1H9ox)

434 423


The Tail of Two Cities

Posted by: Deplorabe Male Logic at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (lKyWE)


The Tale of Two Cuties.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:20 PM (GX63o)

435 For Whom the Wang Trolls

Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2016 02:20 PM (DaDYr)

436 "The Scarlet Pecker"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (NOIQH)

437 "Whats the going price of an ambassadorship today? Not some little shit country, but something big. Just asking for a donor who wants to help Hillary."


With a democrat, it starts for shithole countries at about $150,000. Pretty much double when a republican is in office.

Well worth it.

Pay them off young because you get to keep a diplomatic passport for the rest of your life.

Posted by: jwest at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (Zs4uk)

438 Donalds Venezuelan whore is not running for President. Bills Yalie whore is.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (TppKb)

439 The Longest Lay

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (SRKgf)

440 Tammy al-Thor at September 28, 2016 02:20 PM (K9uEM)

Nebraska

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (fA75F)

441 I've had 3 EAS not my Cable TV system in the last 12 hours? Is there something I am missing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (Ozsfq)

442 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Blazing Saddlehorns

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (326rv)

443 397 Which is why Trump and Ivanka need to get over Ivanka's casual friendship with Chelsea and all the quaint ideas they have about Ivanka still being friends with Chelsea after the election, etc. Chelsea would be more than happy to push Ivanka off a cliff if she thought it would improve her mother's chances at the Presidency.

^This

How much do you want to bet that Trump knows exactly what is wrong with Hillary, medically?

Surely, Chelsea confided in Ivanka years ago. She would have had no reason to think Trump would be her mother's opponent for President.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 02:13 PM (cqS09

Their friendship has been squashed since Trump started wining the first states of The Primary.

Trump is being nice because of the advice of Kellyanne Conway and her quest to win the demo of Facebook femelaes and soccer moms.

This has zero to to with Ivanka and Chelsea.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (vRd8t)

444 And the working title of the corresponding movie: "For a Few Dollars More"


What? That's been taken? Shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (SRKgf)


How about "Hang 'Em High?"


That one too? Dayum.
///

A Fisting for Dollars

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (1H9ox)

445 McDowell doesn't seem like someone who takes himself as seriously as most Hollywood types. He was in those goofy commercials for some cell phone company, and he did the Wing Commander video games way before it was 'cool' for legit actors to do video game roles.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (kumBu)

446 They needed to keep her on the ballot.

She's such a weak candidate that if they hit her too hard too early they could replace her.





Posted by: The media Suxs at September 28, 2016 02:22 PM (cqS09)

447 The Longest Lay
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (SRKgf)

Bill???

He looks like a 15 second guy to me, if not one of them premature guys

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2016 02:22 PM (Ozsfq)

448 The Secret Life of Walter Chla-mitty-a

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 02:22 PM (wPiJc)

449 444 And the working title of the corresponding movie: "For a Few Dollars More"

What? That's been taken? Shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:18 PM (SRKgf)

How about "Hang 'Em High?"

That one too? Dayum.
///
A Fisting for Dollars





Taken. Brazzers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2016 02:23 PM (ApT0U)

450 Mein Chancre

Posted by: Soona at September 28, 2016 02:23 PM (Fmupd)

451 The Dirty Dozen

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:23 PM (SRKgf)

452 The Dirty 20 to 30 Dozen

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:23 PM (1H9ox)

453 The Art of Warts.

Warts and Pieces (of ass)

Sins Of My Father
- by Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at September 28, 2016 02:23 PM (UDxzb)

454 And of course the Henry James classic, "The Burn of the Screw."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:23 PM (kumBu)

455 Peter Pants

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox)

456 Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:21 PM (fA75F)

Even up there, huh? I'm so sick of it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 28, 2016 02:24 PM (K9uEM)

457 "Warts and Pieces (of ass)



Sins Of My Father

- by Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at September 28, 2016 02:23 PM (UDxzb)"The book written about Bill's nights in the WH: A Separate Piece (Of Ass)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:24 PM (kumBu)

458
Probably both jerky, but apparently Caruso was incredibly inflexible and difficult on the set. McDowell was toying with him for sport.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:17 PM (NOIQH)
----------------

I guess that's it. In which case, go Malcolm!

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 28, 2016 02:25 PM (oGNNA)

459 The Liar, The Bitch, and the Semen Covered Wardrobe

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:25 PM (1H9ox)

460 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Pretty Shitty Bang Bang

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:25 PM (326rv)

461 The Thin Red Line

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 02:26 PM (wPiJc)

462 Where the Red Burn Shows

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:26 PM (1H9ox)

463 He actually did end up in one good movie, about 6 years later - Session 9. It's become a bit of a cult classic.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 28, 2016 02:19 PM (kumBu)

That was an excellent flick with a good ensemble dynamic butCaruso's performancestood out, in my view. Maybe he's one of those actors who needs just the right director and just the right script on just the right day to put in a good performance.

Then you've got actors like Michael Caine, who can show up for a cameo in a B-movie, read his grocery list and make the whole experience worthwhile.

Posted by: troyriser at September 28, 2016 02:26 PM (OGbEB)

464 Is ace on Twitter again?

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:26 PM (fA75F)

465 Man On Fire

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 02:26 PM (wPiJc)

466 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Syphillis Illustrated

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:26 PM (326rv)

467 "The Fall of the House of Gusher"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:27 PM (NOIQH)

468 A Carbuncle in Time

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 28, 2016 02:27 PM (DUg/L)

469 Damn one-balled sock.

Posted by: Chi at September 28, 2016 02:27 PM (UDxzb)

470 Pride and Pustulence

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 02:27 PM (wPiJc)

471 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 28, 2016 02:27 PM (uPt3V)

472 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

A Night to Remember (7-10 days later)

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:27 PM (326rv)

473 Little, Big, and Everything in Between Women

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:28 PM (1H9ox)

474 **Looks in mirror**
Willow
Willow
Willow

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at September 28, 2016 02:28 PM (QM5S2)

475 Fuck Chuck Todd, and his friends.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 28, 2016 02:28 PM (oJJdn)

476 Bang the Intern Slowly

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:28 PM (SRKgf)

477 Fuck Chuck Todd, and his friends.

What did he do now?

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 28, 2016 02:28 PM (O2RFr)

478 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


"Chancres for Algernon"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2016 02:29 PM (0cMkb)

479 Bang the Intern Slowly

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:28 PM (SRKgf)

Best so far.

Posted by: troyriser at September 28, 2016 02:29 PM (OGbEB)

480 Do Presidents Dream of Electric Sheep?

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:29 PM (1H9ox)

481
The Call Me Mister Drips

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2016 02:29 PM (IqV8l)

482 Willow willow willow a minute to nood thread
Won't somebody willow the thread for meeeeee

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 28, 2016 02:29 PM (Om16U)

483 Eew, you guys! Just......eeeew!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 28, 2016 02:30 PM (NnB1B)

484 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

The Crying Waiting Game (for results)

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:30 PM (326rv)

485 The Inside Her Blouse Rules

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:31 PM (1H9ox)

486 >>>474

:::*Looks in AlphaBits*:::
Winona
Winona
Winona

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 28, 2016 02:31 PM (d3Ee6)

487 White Wang


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:31 PM (GX63o)

488 But Reuters-Ipsos Sept. 22-26 poll dramatically increased the number of Dem respondents and decreased the number of Republican and independent respondents from the Sept. 15-19 poll. Wow.
********************

I mentioned this in the other thread, but you can tell this isnt a legitimate Trump slide by looking at their generic congressional result, which went from plus one GOP to plus 6 democrats in one week.

So apparently Trump and generic republican loses 7 points in one week where the only news of worth were anti-hillary?

Horseshit.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at September 28, 2016 02:32 PM (5JBUT)

489 Ball Four

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:32 PM (SRKgf)

490 464 Is ace on Twitter again?
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:26 PM (fA75F)


He has to work two jobs to make ends meet.

Posted by: jwest at September 28, 2016 02:32 PM (Zs4uk)

491 The Catcher in the Eye

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:32 PM (GX63o)

492 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher
----------------
Llama Butchers. Damn, I miss that place.

I think that's how I found ace?
A VERY long time ago, it seems...

Posted by: Chi at September 28, 2016 02:32 PM (UDxzb)

493 Chuck Todd and his friends are featured in the side bar.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 28, 2016 02:32 PM (oJJdn)

494 The Pound of the Baskervilles
(That one Ace would finish!)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2016 02:32 PM (LdMbv)

495
Peyronie's Rainbow

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2016 02:33 PM (0cMkb)

496 They Shoot Associates, Don't They?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:33 PM (SRKgf)

497 Animal Farm

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:34 PM (1H9ox)

498 Crime and Penicillin

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:34 PM (GX63o)

499 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Harry Potter and the Gonads on Fire

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:34 PM (326rv)

500 Dirty Hairy

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 02:34 PM (wPiJc)

501 Has Blazing Penis been taken?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 28, 2016 02:35 PM (75WaT)

502 The cum of all fears.

Posted by: lurker at September 28, 2016 02:35 PM (qW9vk)

503 Bill Clinton-my 65 years as a perv

Posted by: Yo! at September 28, 2016 02:35 PM (uPt3V)

504 Balling for Columbine

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:35 PM (SRKgf)

505 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Perscription

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:35 PM (326rv)

506 Since you all are bored anyway, I just posted on my blog - recap of how two books were banned in 2016 for wrong-think

Link in nic

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 28, 2016 02:36 PM (Om16U)

507 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretions

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:36 PM (326rv)

508 A Tail of Two Titties

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2016 02:36 PM (LdMbv)

509 For Hillary: Three Sheets Before the Mast

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:36 PM (SRKgf)

510 One Landed on the Interns Breast

Posted by: ajmojo at September 28, 2016 02:36 PM (1H9ox)

511 @492 - Yip! Yip!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 28, 2016 02:36 PM (NnB1B)

512 The Burning Head

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 28, 2016 02:37 PM (DUg/L)

513 Red Scab of Whorage?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 28, 2016 02:37 PM (d3Ee6)

514 so anyway

what kind of cocktails for trump and hillary?

i figure Trump needs a mudlide variant, trumpslide.

hillary needs a whiskey sour type because sour.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 28, 2016 02:38 PM (u2Bo9)

515 Balling for Concubines

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 28, 2016 02:38 PM (jsWA8)

516 My most fervent hope is that Trump uses one of his proxies to publicize the testimony from one of Bill Clinton's conquests about the thoroughly ordinary and, if I remember correctly, rather small and thin phallus he sports.

Maybe that would finally push him over the edge....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 28, 2016 02:38 PM (Zu3d9)

517 The Sting


duh!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 28, 2016 02:38 PM (wPiJc)

518 So, a Thread about nothing?

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2016 02:39 PM (d6TTt)

519 Tart Wars: Attack of the Crabs

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:39 PM (GX63o)

520 490 464 Is ace on Twitter again?
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2016 02:26 PM (fA75F)


He has to work two jobs to make ends meet.
Posted by: jwest at September 28, 2016 02:32 PM (Zs4uk)

One can pray he is writing a piece that eviscerated Megyn Kelly and her interview with The Chubby Smelly Venezuelan criminal with Mexican Cartel family ties because Megyn did zero homework on this woman who is a walking train wreck who should be behind bars instead of campaigning for Hillary in exchange for citizenship in August.

Her past but Donald said she needed to lose weight. What a joke that interview was. Megyn has gone full SJW.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 28, 2016 02:39 PM (vRd8t)

521 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?


Harry Potter and the Court order of the Freed Nuts

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:39 PM (326rv)

522 see if there were only a cabbage liqueur i do the Hillary one...

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 28, 2016 02:39 PM (u2Bo9)

523 A Cockwork Orange?

Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2016 02:40 PM (jAZR9)

524 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Harry Potter and the Tainted Blood Prince

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:40 PM (326rv)

525 Fahrenheit 469

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 28, 2016 02:40 PM (DUg/L)

526 threads are always kind of like carnival spin art after awhile

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 28, 2016 02:40 PM (u2Bo9)

527 Thinging in the Rain

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2016 02:41 PM (LdMbv)

528 514
so anyway



what kind of cocktails for trump and hillary?



i figure Trump needs a mudlide variant, trumpslide.



hillary needs a whiskey sour type because sour.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 28, 2016 02:38 PM (u2Bo9)


Just eight balls for Trump.

Posted by: Howard Dean at September 28, 2016 02:41 PM (GX63o)

529 The Power of Positive Testing

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:41 PM (0mRoj)

530 Geezus, I'd assumed they'd amassed most of that 100 million before she was Sec. of State.
Gotta say, those bastards do corruption on a grand scale.

I will never consider that filthy bitch my president.
And f**k anyone who votes for her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2016 02:41 PM (+lVUW)

531 How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollowed out Cheeks

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:41 PM (326rv)

532 Oh, I see. A thread about sexual peccadilloes.

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2016 02:41 PM (d6TTt)

533 Sex Lice and Videotape

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2016 02:42 PM (DjRJ+)

534 Oh. Sexual peccadillos avec puns.

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2016 02:43 PM (d6TTt)

535 The Rear Hunter

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:43 PM (SRKgf)

536 471 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at September 28, 2016 02:27 PM (uPt3V)

Bulletproof argument and a great title for Billy Jeff's book on his penis diseases

2 birds with one stone.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 28, 2016 02:43 PM (vRd8t)

537 The Adventures of Willie, The One Eyed Wonder Worm

Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2016 02:43 PM (DaDYr)

538 so lets see

goldschlager
kahlua
milk?

mmm

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 28, 2016 02:43 PM (u2Bo9)

539 Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Fifth Edition

Posted by: Howard Dean at September 28, 2016 02:43 PM (GX63o)

540 There's a Sucker Born Every Minute

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 28, 2016 02:43 PM (FtrY1)

541 How to Wine Friends and Infect People

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2016 02:44 PM (DjRJ+)

542 Hillary : Huma as Bill : humidor

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 28, 2016 02:44 PM (Om16U)

543 Free Willy

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2016 02:45 PM (SRKgf)

544 NOOD

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 28, 2016 02:45 PM (Om16U)

545 I just went to the federalist for a moment on the miss universe/pronstar thread. The trolls are such losers.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 28, 2016 02:45 PM (09Ay7)

546 'How to get Head and Infect People'

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2016 02:45 PM (J82wy)

547 7 Habits of Highly Infective People

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 28, 2016 02:45 PM (0mRoj)

548 The Enemy Below

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2016 02:46 PM (326rv)

549 By Hook Or By Crook: A Romance

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2016 02:46 PM (2Mnv1)

550
The Moldin' Fleece

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2016 02:47 PM (0cMkb)

551 This thread is starting to smell like....VD

Posted by: IC at September 28, 2016 02:47 PM (a0IVu)

552 >>what kind of cocktails for trump and hillary?

Dirty Fetus
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink11484.html

Killer Hunch Punch
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink11852.html

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:48 PM (NOIQH)

553
Johnny Got His Gunt


Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2016 02:48 PM (0cMkb)

554 what kind of cocktails for trump and hillary?



i figure Trump needs a mudlide variant, trumpslide.



hillary needs a whiskey sour type because sour.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 28, 2016 02:38 PM (u2Bo9)


Just eight balls for Trump.
Posted by: Howard Dean at September 28, 2016 02:41 PM (GX63o)



If Trump drank, it'd be 30 yr old Macallan. Because he can afford it.

Hillary? Bilge water. She's too cheap to spend money.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2016 02:48 PM (ApT0U)

555 Love in the Time of Chlamydia


(Someone's already said that, right?)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2016 02:49 PM (NOIQH)

556 "Just another reason why Chelsea was their first and only child."

Not so fast, smart guy.

Posted by: Zombie Webb Hubbell at September 28, 2016 02:52 PM (TSJEX)

557 "hillary needs a whiskey sour type because sour. "

Obviously in the form of a shake. Baaaaa hahahahahaha.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Deplorables Division at September 28, 2016 02:56 PM (TSJEX)

558 The House just voted to override as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2016 02:58 PM (IqV8l)

559 "How do you write a whole book about Bill's venereal diseases"

Don't know if this has been done-

An STD grows in Brooklyn

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Deplorables Division at September 28, 2016 03:04 PM (TSJEX)

560 She twerked hard fer the money but the S.e.c allowed her cattle forward into the future to BS the country.....and here we are-seholes ALL.....

Posted by: saf at September 28, 2016 03:11 PM (+zN6H)

561 The Executioner's Schlong.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2016 03:27 PM (4AVeu)

562 If they aren't Graft Billionaires by now, it's only because Hillary didn't want to break her other record; Non-Accomplishment by an Smug Apple-Polisher With So little to be Smug About.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 28, 2016 04:00 PM (N6nTE)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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