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This Friday, A Black Moon Shall Rise
It's a full moon which is eclipsed by the earth's shadow. So... It's black. Like a new moon. But I guess it's different. It's not even all that rare -- once every 32 months. Still, I'll be looking for it. And stay off the moors.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: josephistan at September 27, 2016 08:45 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2016 08:47 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 27, 2016 08:47 PM (s7y11)
Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at September 27, 2016 08:48 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: josephistan at September 27, 2016 08:48 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Max Power at September 27, 2016 08:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Afroman at September 27, 2016 08:48 PM (Q3rR2)
Posted by: HH at September 27, 2016 08:48 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Black Bender at September 27, 2016 08:49 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 27, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Afroman at September 27, 2016 08:49 PM (Q3rR2)
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2016 08:49 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 27, 2016 08:50 PM (1qrFE)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 08:50 PM (hVdx9)
http://tinyurl.com/go83mv3
Will the UN pay reparations for all the women Nd girls they have raped?
Fuck that noise.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at September 27, 2016 08:51 PM (DN9jO)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 08:51 PM (DNHff)
Posted by: Fapinator at September 27, 2016 08:52 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 08:52 PM (imNyo)
Our pastor has been falling down on the job.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2016 08:52 PM (xVuS6)
19 I scanned the article. It says Christians are claiming this signifies the end of the world.
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I wish.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 08:53 PM (oGNNA)
This means the media will get the cramps real hard this month. Even the women
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 08:53 PM (BkJzF)
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 08:53 PM (imNyo)
Posted by: Human Wiener at September 27, 2016 08:53 PM (GlyTJ)
Posted by: Tryfids Day at September 27, 2016 08:53 PM (4dy8j)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2016 08:54 PM (P/kVC)
But, that plumber was about 60, and had let himself go a little bit.
Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 08:54 PM (4MUh9)
15 UN says we must pay reparations to blacks for slavery.
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And the Russians for serfdom? Hello? My headphones have nothing but static.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 08:54 PM (oGNNA)
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Nope.
Black moon is a reference to one of four astronomical events involving new or dark moons:
This one is:
The second occurrence of a new moon in a calendar month.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_moon
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2016 08:54 PM (R+30W)
Of course you'd say a "black" moon is different, raycist!
Btw, people are on to that racycist Pepe meme.
Pepe the frog is now considered a "hate symbol" by the ADL.
http://tinyurl.com/jjrmmvv
Posted by: Sad Joss Whedon (SJW) at September 27, 2016 08:54 PM (cC/ZB)
http://tinyurl.com/go83mv3
Will the UN pay reparations for all the women Nd girls they have raped?
Fuck that noise.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at September 27, 2016 08:51 PM (DN9jO)
As if the US was the only country to have had slavery.
Posted by: josephistan at September 27, 2016 08:55 PM (7qAYi)
Fuck those people in particular. Close the doors and kick every one of those ass hats to the curb at the airport. Then send them the bill and a nice polite letter that we will no longer be a member.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 27, 2016 08:55 PM (1qrFE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 08:55 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2016 08:55 PM (0tfLf)
Our pastor has been falling down on the job.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2016 08:52 PM (xVuS6)
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End of the world = bad, right?
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2016 08:55 PM (Sfs6o)
Um, we're in a waning crescent and it's going to new, not full.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 08:56 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Wally Sype at September 27, 2016 08:56 PM (KOBAq)
http://tinyurl.com/go83mv3
Will the UN pay reparations for all the women Nd girls they have raped?
Fuck that noise.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at September 27, 2016 08:51 PM (DN9jO)
Barry is already writing the check
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2016 08:56 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM (fiGNd)
Our pastor has been falling down on the job.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2016 08:52 PM (xVuS6)
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End of the world = bad, right?
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2016 08:55 PM (Sfs6o)
I'd say that's open for debate.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM (7qAYi)
End of the world = bad, right?
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2016 08:55 PM (
Actually, it has its charms....
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM (DNHff)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (NOIQH)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_moon
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: josephistan at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM (xVuS6)
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No more mortgage payments!
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (Sfs6o)
She's got an ass as wide as a Mason Jar.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: HH at September 27, 2016 08:48 PM (DrCtv)
There was one I saw back in the 1990s after a major volcano eruption. Because of the dust in the atmosphere, at mid-eclipse the moon was dark gray and barely visible. It was very cool.
I don't know of any volcano eruptions lately, so I would expect the moon to look red as usual. However, if you're at a location where it's rising already eclipsed, then it might look darker than usual due to the thickness of the Earth's atmosphere close to the horizon.
I read this article at Drudge earlier, and the hyperventilating is flipping ridiculous.
https://tinyurl.com/hge823f
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 08:54 PM (oGNNA)
and the Portuguese, the Spanish, the Brazilians . . .
The Saudis, maybe?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2016 08:58 PM (KOBAq)
How about we stop paying our UN dues to cover that?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 08:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 08:59 PM (tMJZb)
Why does it matter what a private citizen thought about an action 15 years ago?
She had a voice in the matter, and her vote counted. His opinion didn't.
This is absurd that the media is trying to make equal the opinions of a private citizen and the actions of a Senator.
To the point of interrupting Trump to make the case that he was indeed for the war. Nice unbiased work there, Holt.
Words from wrong person > actions from right person
Diogenese could shine his lamp at the entirety of the MSM and not find an honest man.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 27, 2016 08:59 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Naes at September 27, 2016 09:00 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2016 08:57 PM
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2016 09:00 PM (ZDqcS)
https://youtu.be/VK-slJC_2TY
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at September 27, 2016 09:00 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:01 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 09:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at September 27, 2016 09:01 PM (hCdMd)
*****
My entire family was in Europe until the late 1800s. They can go piss up a fucking rope. Ask the Muslims, who still have slaves, for the money. Good luck with that.
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 09:01 PM (imNyo)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:01 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at September 27, 2016 09:02 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (hVdx9)
I'll gladly pay reparations to every black American currently living who's ever been a slave of another American.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (s7y11)
Same here. The UN can eat a giant bag of flaming clown dicks.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (G2Sc9)
Okay, ONN TOPCI:
I'm looking forward to this black moon, and I'm ashamed of myself for missing so many eclipses. We live in an amazing universe and the natural wonders around us MUST be worth dragging our fat asses away from our computers from time to time.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Naes at September 27, 2016 09:04 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 09:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Huh. I've heard of blue moons, but I never heard the term black moon before.
So it's a nothingburger, in other words.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
These matrix trapped fools are zombies.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:04 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:04 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: Cheech Marin aka ET, the Extra Testicle at September 27, 2016 09:04 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
Racist
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Bonnie Tyler at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (g6yUI)
Four seizures and seven blackouts ago, my campaign brought forth a new lie, conceived in conspiracy, and dedicated to the proposition that all bribes are equal.
Posted by: Cross eyed Clinton at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (CFAp3)
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They say that every time Hillary is on TV.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
****
I think you have to build a cardboard tube thing that has a mirror in it to safely watch it.
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (imNyo)
One thing about that song, it took me years to figure out the last line. I just couldn't understand him singing "One eye is taken for an eye". I think I finally saw it in print before I finally understood what he was singing.
Posted by: HH at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Godsmack at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
Go look up what it actually means, rather than the site ace linked and his rather odd description of it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
A black moon is a technicality. As noted upthread, it's a new moon that happens a second time in a calendar month, as a blue moon is a full moon that happens a second time in a calendar month.
There is not going to be an eclipse. There is a new moon every 28 days. You can look at any one of them and see the same thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 09:06 PM (mgbwf)
Now tell me why Fox is putting up Megyn Kelly giving a former Clinton Campaign Operative five minutes to outline why Hillary is going to sew this up ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 09:07 PM (fiGNd)
We need a full accounting. First, blacks here are no longer stuck in the shithole that is Africa to this day. Second, on the liability side we include all the problems Africans cause and have caused - crime, drugs, gangs, welfare, illegitimacy, illiteracy, the costs and hassle of having to incarcerate a shitload of them, fucking up our schools, the lot.
After all that, I figure either we owe them $5, or they owe us. For my part, I say, "call it a wash."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 09:07 PM (SRKgf)
So it's a nothingburger, in other words.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
Looks to be that way. I wonder if there is a term for when there are 2 half moons in a month as well.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 09:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
I did. I was just being goofy.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:07 PM (CFc5L)
Love that film. Plus it has three different versions of the song "Blue Moon" in it.
Posted by: HH at September 27, 2016 09:08 PM (DrCtv)
http://archive.frontpagemag.com/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=24317
there are more reasons not to listen to the rapist thieves at the UN
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2016 09:08 PM (n6rAX)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:08 PM (09Ay7)
They have to shut the F up about it at that point, so there's that.
Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 09:08 PM (4MUh9)
Everybody else can fuck off.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 09:09 PM (3sJ/S)
Youre just saying that cause its black
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 09:09 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Sgt Schultz at September 27, 2016 09:09 PM (s7y11)
Posted by: Tom Cullen at September 27, 2016 09:09 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2016 09:09 PM (xVuS6)
Campaign Operative five minutes to outline why Hillary is going to sew
this up ?
*****
Ailes reparations
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:10 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:10 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:10 PM (bWWTE)
I propose we match those two groups dollar for dollar, if anybody owes anyone anything.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 09:10 PM (SRKgf)
My entire family was in Europe until the late 1800s. They can go piss up a fucking rope. Ask the Muslims, who still have slaves, for the money. Good luck with that.
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I don't even know where my family was, NOR DO I CARE. It's fucking irrelevant in a country where you wake up with your own life in your hands and your day isn't 90% determined by which side of the emperor's throne your great great great great great grandfather sat on. I had an Asian friend. "What college did you graduate from? What college did your father graduate from? Where did you go to kindergarten? What did your ex-boyfriend's father do?" Jeez, you've put on 100 pounds of weights before you even get out of bed.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:10 PM (oGNNA)
Um, that makes as much sense as "looking" for a black hole in the night sky. How are you going to see it if it's black? You'd best leave the science to me, ace.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at September 27, 2016 09:11 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:08 PM (09Ay7)
Black is for the 2nd New Moon, not the 2nd Full Moon.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 09:11 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 27, 2016 09:11 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2016 09:11 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 09:12 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 09:12 PM (DNHff)
Posted by: NCKate at September 27, 2016 09:12 PM (tZMK0)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 27, 2016 09:13 PM (VDlGs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 09:12 PM (SRKgf)
Virtually every single black slave was captured and sold into slavery by fellow blacks in Africa. Go squeeze blood from a stone on that continent.
And remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2016 09:13 PM (9P3OG)
They have to shut the F up about it at that point, so there's that.
Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 09:08 PM (4MUh9)
You obviously don't understand how this works, do you?
It's like electing Obama for all the racial healing!
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 27, 2016 09:13 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 09:13 PM (DNHff)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 09:12 PM (SRKgf)
*****
Well then, I already paid them through that Nigerian Prince guy via email. So, hands off my money, bitchez.
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 09:13 PM (imNyo)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:14 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: Larry Talbot at September 27, 2016 09:14 PM (XoldI)
Well ...
... I still embrace my Scots-Irish heritage. Mostly when I drink too much. But also when I kick a dude's ass by attacking him from behind.
Fucker had it coming.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 09:14 PM (fiGNd)
It would be kind of eerie to have a black moon. But how would we know?
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
An actual black moon might be strange, but it's really not luna-see.
Posted by: just a luna tick at September 27, 2016 09:14 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2016 09:14 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 27, 2016 09:11 PM (e8kgV)
There wolf. There castle.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2016 09:14 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:14 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (uI8Pr)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (oGNNA)
Whoa, whoa! That's just crazy talk.
/s
Posted by: tbodie at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: just a luna tick
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And the humor just cratered into puns.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (VDlGs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (ODkrH)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (DNHff)
Well, I'm of German ethnicity so I demand reparations from Italy for Roman enslavement of my people and pretty much everyone else they could get their hands on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Larry Talbot at September 27, 2016 09:14 PM (XoldI)
Calm down Larry. Don't let things get too hairy for you
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (auHtY)
UN says we must pay reparations to blacks for slavery.
The Working Group urges the United States to consider seriously applying analogous elements contained in the Caribbean Communitys Ten-Point Action Plan on Reparations, which includes a formal apology, health initiatives, educational opportunities, an African knowledge programme, psychological rehabilitation, technology transfer and financial support, and debt cancellation.
http://tinyurl.com/go83mv3
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (bWWTE)
$50 million to each? No problem. Confederate dollars.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (9P3OG)
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Are you in the grass?
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (s7y11)
Did anyone else hear Hillary said her economic plan would not add one penny to the debt?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (uI8Pr)
Probably done by the same people that declared Obamacare would be budget neutral as well.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 27, 2016 09:17 PM (Nwg0u)
I'm Irish so can I get reparations from the Vikings (people or the team) the English and who ever came up with the Irish cook book
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2016 09:17 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:17 PM (bWWTE)
How about we stop paying our UN dues to cover that?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 08:59 PM (NOIQH)
The UN needs to pay every American taxpayer reparations for having landed in NYC and building their hideous building and giving their dolt ambassadors immunity to run over people in their cars or to rape female hotel cleaning staff in their swanky hotel rooms. They've enslaved the people of this country in their progressive money laundering schemes and are as worthless as used toilet paper.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 09:17 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 27, 2016 09:17 PM (uI8Pr)
Oh bite me!
ummm, on the other hand...
Posted by: HH at September 27, 2016 09:17 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Catwrangler
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Don't mind just a luna tick. He's just going through a phase.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 27, 2016 09:17 PM (VDlGs)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (oGNNA)
Our children sit at keyboards
all heedless of their loss!
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 27, 2016 09:17 PM (wCEn4)
I think Confederate currency is actually a collector's item at this point.
Posted by: Naes at September 27, 2016 09:18 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Tommy Lee Jones at September 27, 2016 09:18 PM (K3F/8)
http://tinyurl.com/go83mv3
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (kdS6q)
Uh, I believe Lyndon Johnson already did this. The UN didn't read the email.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 09:19 PM (ntZAP)
One of the best I've ever seen: http://tinyurl.com/gnsm4mo
That is really effective, especially this part: "This is not a f'ing movie, it's the real world, and some of us have to live in it."
Amen!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 09:19 PM (NOIQH)
http://tinyurl.com/go83mv3
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (kdS6q)
Exactly why do we need African knowledge programs for the Caribbean???
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 09:19 PM (3sJ/S)
Among other ideas.
To CB's and Jay's point.
The reparations argument is that if you have black skin you are owed money by people who don't have black skin. The point is not to somehow repair the damage from slavery, but more simply to divide us against each other.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2016 09:19 PM (EZebt)
Time to bulldoze them into the East River.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 09:19 PM (g6yUI)
We're pathetic. That's why I love it here.
J.J., thanks for the Steely Dan. Love the Dan.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:20 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 27, 2016 09:20 PM (VDlGs)
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 09:16 PM (z/Ubi)
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If she said debt she will have to run a balanced budget
If she said deficit, she will put us another 3 or 4 trillion in debt. Not exactly a selling point IMO.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 27, 2016 09:20 PM (uI8Pr)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:20 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2016 09:21 PM (V3IFq)
Can we look forward to a range report?
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2016 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)
I will give a full report when I shoot it for sure. Gonna take the Beretta PX4 as well, so can do a full comparison. I cannot wait to shoot it!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 27, 2016 09:21 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Tom the Retard at September 27, 2016 09:21 PM (DW+jj)
UN says we must pay reparations to blacks for slavery.
115. Targeted measures should be developed to raise awareness of and reduce crimes against the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer and intersex community, in particular against transgender women.
"Jan" insisted we put that in. Simply INSISTED....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 09:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Naes at September 27, 2016 09:18 PM (Ypc8j)
We'll just use the left's solution: print moar money!
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 27, 2016 09:21 PM (GUBah)
I think Confederate currency is actually a collector's item at this point.
Posted by: Naes
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Not if freshly printed.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:03 PM (oGNNA)
And in that vein we are Montana-bound tomorrow. Autumn in Yellowstone Country is breathtaking. I pray for the day I can talk Mrs. Mahon into moving back home.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 27, 2016 09:22 PM (Jvy2x)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
UN says we must pay reparations to blacks for slavery.
109. Before non-payment of a court fine or fee is treated as a civil contempt of court charge, it should first be determined whether the individual has the ability to pay. Imprisonment should not be offered as a way of paying off the debt. If the debt cannot be paid, the fee should not be levied.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 09:23 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at September 27, 2016 09:23 PM (Tyii7)
Since they came from Africa I'll pay in Zimbabwe dollars and make them all billionaires.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2016 09:24 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 27, 2016 09:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 27, 2016 09:24 PM (+eR2D)
Now tell me why Fox is putting up Megyn Kelly giving a former Clinton Campaign Operative five minutes to outline why Hillary is going to sew this up ?
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I just finished reading a biography of Stalin. A significant percentage of his daily correspondence was impoverished, oppressed people pleading, "You remember that time I did you that favor, comrade?"
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:24 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 09:24 PM (DNHff)
Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2016 09:25 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 27, 2016 09:25 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2016 09:25 PM (eeTCA)
Yeah ... he's kinda' got me. His strategy is simply brilliant.
How in the Hell does one argue with "Yo!" ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 09:25 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 09:24 PM (DNHff)
And Wyoming! Record time to Bozeman, bishes!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 27, 2016 09:25 PM (Jvy2x)
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 27, 2016 09:26 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2016 09:26 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 27, 2016 09:26 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 09:27 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 09:27 PM (g6yUI)
If the Moon was a mirror, it would look about as bright as the Sun.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
Nice conversation with a Michigander transplant to these parts. She reports a lot of pro-Trump sentiment in the Saginaw region. I left her a Darryl Glenn brochure.
A lot less abuse this time than I got last weekend, generally.
However I don't think last night's debate made the sale among those who were uncertain last week (at least not in this area). I still got "uncertain" tonight from some who saw it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2016 09:27 PM (6FqZa)
Crow and the fight for civil rights, ideology ensuring the domination of
one group over another, continues to negatively impact the civil,
political, economic, social and cultural rights of African Americans
today...The dangerous ideology of white supremacy inhibits social cohesion amongst the US population."
You guys, I know this sounds crazy, but the UN may have a point?
Maybe if we follow their ten-point plan one day, decades from now, we might even have a black president, a black news anchor, blacks dominating in sports (like golf, tennis, basketball, football, gymnastics, etc.), winning Grammies, Oscars, and even serving as Secretary of State and on the Supreme Court!
Just imagine a world where that could be so!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 09:28 PM (NOIQH)
Bloody awesome. I am so envious. You got a camper, tent, staying with relatives?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:28 PM (bWWTE)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 09:28 PM (NOIQH)
Now that's just crazy talk missy!
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 27, 2016 09:29 PM (wCEn4)
Satellite image:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMdhQsHbWTs
What he said. To me it looks very dark and grey green. I notice the pictures from the moon landing, even when the sun was blasting the lunar surface, still looked dark to me; darker than the astronauts' suits, anyway.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2016 09:29 PM (6FqZa)
Since they came from Africa I'll pay in Zimbabwe dollars and make them all billionaires.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2016 09:24 PM (auHtY)
Sure.... as soon as the Blacks slavers who took them, and the Arab slavers who bought, and then sold them to us, pay reparations...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 27, 2016 09:29 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2016 09:27 PM (6FqZa)
*****
How nice it must be to be a LIV. I really kinda wish I had stayed that way.
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 09:29 PM (imNyo)
How about some nice real estate in New York?
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2016 09:29 PM (eeTCA)
Just imagine a world where that could be so!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 09:28 PM (NOIQH)
*wistful sigh*
If only...
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 27, 2016 09:29 PM (Jvy2x)
Mohamed Barry, DaiShon Neal and Michael Rose-Ivey were the players who took a knee similar to the actions of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who began the practice in the preseason.
Why don't they just impose academic requirements to be on the team? That ought to clean it up quickly
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2016 09:29 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 27, 2016 09:30 PM (+eR2D)
I do think it is funny when a rookie here starts arguing with
'Masterbatin Pete'
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (DNHff)
Good job Ted Cruz and republicans.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (vRd8t)
At 800ppm CO2, I reckon the Sahara would go back to being green. Then the French could all migrate to Algeria and leave the burnt-out husk of Paris to the ROPers.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (UU5Wy)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:32 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Sun Myung Moon at September 27, 2016 09:32 PM (g6yUI)
That is the most elite club in the world, those who have walked on the Moon. And it's a dwindling club. And doesn't look to be getting any new members any time soon.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 27, 2016 09:32 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:28 PM (bWWTE)
Motel in Belgrade. but it's my baby brother's wedding, and it is outdoors, and they have a full weekend planned, with bonfires, beer, music, and best of all, the crisp dry air, and hey, turns out, a lunar eclipse too.
Fuck I miss Montana.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 27, 2016 09:32 PM (Jvy2x)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 27, 2016 09:32 PM (JO9+V)
I've been calling for that for decades. A lot of the problems we got in our universities is because they let in students who have no business being there. I'm not even talking AA; I'll throw in the dumbass kids of politicians and big businessmen, too. And a good deal of the liberal-arts majors.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2016 09:32 PM (6FqZa)
BTW -- a "Black Moon" has nothing to do with an eclipse.
It's the second New Moon within a calendar month, like a "Blue Moon" is the second Full Moon within a calendar month.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 09:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 27, 2016 09:33 PM (kP16F)
"Yep, that's sure a black moon!"
"F**k you, troll!"
"My friend's kitten died!"
"More of an off-black."
"Did you know that the lunar cycles of the partial earth eclipses of the moon's surface were first codified in the "Mifterys of the Univerfe" pulished by Isaac Newton before he went to seminary?"
"Mmmm pie!"
"Yo!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 27, 2016 09:33 PM (wPiJc)
The Working Group urges the United States to consider seriously applying analogous elements contained in the Caribbean Communitys Ten-Point Action Plan on Reparations, which includes a formal apology, health initiatives, educational opportunities, an African knowledge programme, psychological rehabilitation, technology transfer and financial support, and debt cancellation.
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I have a better idea: we cede Manhattan.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:33 PM (oGNNA)
You're welcome.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:33 PM (09Ay7)
No shit: for me, it was less then 20 minutes. Although my registration email said #twoweeks. I have heard from from others for whom it took a couple days.
I don't post much, but @chiefjaybob
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:33 PM (G2Sc9)
Crow and the fight for civil rights, ideology ensuring the domination of
one group over another, continues to negatively impact the civil,
political, economic, social and cultural rights of African Americans
today...The dangerous ideology of white supremacy inhibits social cohesion amongst the US population."
This is code for the UN's disdain of American individualism. Social cohesion can only come about when a society is completely oppressed and all individuals are terrified of appearing "uncohesive".
Chairman Mao would be proud of the UN. The blather about slavery, reparations, etc. is an attempt to hide the communism.
This is the same organization that puts dictators on a "Human Rights' council.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 09:33 PM (ntZAP)
One source says Guam has a straw poll to highlight the fact they can't vote. So, to help me understand, on election day, is there only local elections in Puerto Rico and the territories, but no Presidential selection?
Thanks in advance...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 27, 2016 09:34 PM (/NlFx)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 27, 2016 09:34 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at September 27, 2016 09:34 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 09:34 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2016 09:34 PM (6FqZa)
Now that's just silly. Sort of like wondering what it would be like if Lee had lost at Gettysburg.
Posted by: HH at September 27, 2016 09:35 PM (DrCtv)
Although my registration email said #twoweeks. I have heard from from
others for whom it took a couple days.
I don't post much, but @chiefjaybob
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:33 PM (G2Sc9)
I signed up either Friday or Saturday. Still nothing. Mr D was approved in 24 hours. I guess I don't rate. Checked my spam and everything. Bah.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 27, 2016 09:36 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 27, 2016 09:36 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 27, 2016 09:36 PM (Jvy2x)
Good job Ted Cruz and republicans.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (vRd8t)
I'm confused. I thought the Democrats were blocking it because they wanted additional money for Flint water crisis victims, despite the fact that a separate bill was passed two months ago providing funding and a mechanism for additonal funding.
Even McTurtle was pissed at the Democrats.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 09:36 PM (ntZAP)
At 800ppm CO2, I reckon the Sahara would go back to being green. Then the French could all migrate to Algeria and leave the burnt-out husk of Paris to the ROPers.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (Eynls)
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"We didn't cross the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean crossed us!"
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:36 PM (oGNNA)
Who's going to pay reparations for making America's once-great cities unlivable?
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 09:38 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Vn Redleg at September 27, 2016 09:38 PM (eR6dQ)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (UU5Wy)<<<
Buncha good songs on that one.
Posted by: just a luna tick at September 27, 2016 09:38 PM (H9MG5)
one group over another, continues to negatively impact the civil,
political, economic, social and cultural rights of African Americans
today..."
****
How so?
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:39 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Farmer
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I actually had this on in the background for a bit. But, PBS, so of course Hillary is a strong woman and DJT is a devil with morals.
Fuck them.
If Trump would just promise to defund PBS/NPR on his second day in office, I'll commit to walking the 1200 feet or so over to my polling place.
Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 09:39 PM (4MUh9)
Well. Crap.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:39 PM (G2Sc9)
Ummm, what about all the fucking slavery that is fucking occurring right fucking now across the globe?! Much of it sponsored by the [redacted] which promotes [redacted].
Hello?!
Gorram useless fucking UN. Die in a fire.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 27, 2016 09:40 PM (Jvy2x)
... so my brain says stay away from Alicia Machado.
... my other brain says Scogg You've Got a Chance !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 09:40 PM (fiGNd)
That's still awfully nice. Hope ya'll have fun.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:40 PM (bWWTE)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 27, 2016 09:40 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 09:39 PM (G2Sc9)
It's all right. I thought I might want to join a Twitter alternative. Maybe not so much, eh?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 27, 2016 09:40 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 09:42 PM (DNHff)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:40 PM (bWWTE)
Thanks. Cool part is that I love my family, so I don't have anyone to avoid, or be forced to engage in awkward conversation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 27, 2016 09:42 PM (Jvy2x)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 09:34 PM (Z56vq)<<<
Run, Corrrral! Don't fight, you might lose the other eye.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at September 27, 2016 09:43 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Infidel at September 27, 2016 09:43 PM (AEqJh)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 09:43 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 09:43 PM (g6yUI)
220 We should demand that the Japanese pay reparations to the Ainu, the indigenous people of the Japanese Islands.
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Indians and outcastes?
Japanese and comfort women?
Russians and German civilian women at the end of WWII?
It's a joke. The list is endless. I hope Trump's US Ambassador to the UN (if he even appoints one) spends 100% of his/her time trolling those preposterous plenipotentiaries.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:43 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:36 PM (oGNNA)
And who better to double-cross it than the French? As my old dad back in Ireland says: "treat a Frenchman right and, if it suits his convenience, he'll treat you right"
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:43 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Infidel at September 27, 2016 09:43 PM (AEqJh)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 09:44 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 27, 2016 09:45 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 09:45 PM (cPsPa)
Run, Corrrral! Don't fight, you might lose the other eye.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at September 27, 2016 09:43 PM (H9MG5)
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That.
Was.
HORRIBLE.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 09:46 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 27, 2016 09:46 PM (UU5Wy)
Also has been known to appear about every 32 months.
Have razor, will travel.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2016 09:47 PM (ej1L0)
A man in rural Michigan spent five hours over the weekend mowing TRUMP into his lawn.
He is a retired General Motors employee.
http://www.10tv.com/article/michigan-man-mows-58000-square-foot-trump-sign-lawn
Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 09:47 PM (ntZAP)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 09:47 PM (SzZnW)
...and now for your drinking pleasure-
Boner Coffee!
https://www.indy100.com/article/this-coffee-gives-
men-an-erection-with-every-cup-and-the-government-
isnt-happy-7332951
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2016 09:47 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 27, 2016 09:48 PM (w+Jhj)
One side or the other is in for a shock come November...
I think it will be gram gram.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 09:48 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2016 09:48 PM (6FqZa)
The Senate blocked the Spending Bill to keep the gov't open through Friday THUS BLOCKING THE TRANSFER OF THE INTERNET FOR NOW.
Good job Ted Cruz and republicans.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (vRd8t)
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Every now and then they come through, like Rubio blocking subsidies to insurers for ObamaCare losses.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:48 PM (oGNNA)
register, wait to get picked up...pick some folks to follow, get followed.....truncate your thoughts into 160 characters....
slowly lose your life.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 09:49 PM (SzZnW)
M-O-O-N that spells "SCOAMF"
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 09:50 PM (SzZnW)
Moon Pix, by Cat Power.
I'm not sure where the title comes from, not specifically any of the songs. I don't think. For a few years there, she was producing one incredibly sublime album after another.
Favorite song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpXaWUaBe7E
Metal Heart. Story of my life. One of them, anyway.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 09:50 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 09:47 PM (SzZnW)
Ha! Remember when his crazy girl Lisa Left Eye whatever tried to burn down his house?
If that happened today she would be hailed as a heroine.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:50 PM (vRd8t)
You see ... that's the trick. And not nearly as easy as I make it look.
You got to make the fucker BELIEVE !!!
Over and Over and Over again.
Posted by: Lucy at September 27, 2016 09:50 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 27, 2016 09:50 PM (Jvy2x)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 27, 2016 09:51 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: davedaveadavarf at September 27, 2016 09:51 PM (0+srV)
It was different more innocent era....
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 09:51 PM (SzZnW)
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Soooooooooooooo.............. reef-er madness then.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 09:51 PM (JmjOe)
Covers the gist of every dang thread in a single post!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 09:52 PM (NOIQH)
He's 15
*beams with pride*
Posted by: Infidel at September 27, 2016 09:52 PM (AEqJh)
The Senate blocked the Spending Bill to keep the gov't open through Friday THUS BLOCKING THE TRANSFER OF THE INTERNET FOR NOW.
Good job Ted Cruz and republicans.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (vRd8t)
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Every now and then they come through, like Rubio blocking subsidies to insurers for ObamaCare losses.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:48 PM (oGNNA)
Mixed stories but I'm reading it was the Dems and a few republican defectors (Dems blocked over some Flint $$$)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:52 PM (vRd8t)
However, those who leave Puerto Rico and live in the 50 states or DC have the right to vote in the election and vote for President. And apparently in Florida, they are a nice little Democratic voting block......which helps explain why Puerto Rico is the current economic miracle it is....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 27, 2016 09:52 PM (/NlFx)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 27, 2016 09:52 PM (+eR2D)
On that reckoning, I'd say they owe the rest of us.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 09:52 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2016 09:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2016 09:53 PM (qvRrv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2016 09:53 PM (fsQtk)
It was different more innocent era....
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 09:51 PM (SzZnW)
LOL. Indeed it was.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:54 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: Ralph Cramden in Black face at September 27, 2016 09:54 PM (SgUT6)
Did anyone else hear Hillary said her economic plan would not add one penny to the debt?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (uI8Pr)
They ALWAYS say that and it is always laughable. The national debt gets bigger and bigger. We're over 19 trillion. You have to be the biggest imbecile in the world to believe that crap.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2016 09:54 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:52 PM (vRd8t)
We maneuvered them into doing our blocking.
We're awesome that way.
Posted by: GOPe Party Bosses at September 27, 2016 09:55 PM (XoldI)
The Senate blocked the Spending Bill
Every now and then they come through,
Posted by: iforgot
"They" being -- the Democrats. GOP was almost fully on board:
The CR, which would keep federal agencies operating from Saturday through Dec. 9, received only 45 of the 60 votes needed to limit debate and be considered for passage.
40 Democrats and two independents opposed the CR. It also drew opposition from 13 Republicans.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 09:55 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2016 09:53 PM (qvRrv)
does that mean that when they got here someone gave them teeth or held their teeth ransom until they paid their debt.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 09:55 PM (cPsPa)
The Black Moon puns are Warren on me bit.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 09:55 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:56 PM (vRd8t)
Trump should ask Hillary what she thinks of this UN demand that the US pay slavery reparations in the next debates. "What do you think, Hillary?"
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:56 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 27, 2016 09:56 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 27, 2016 09:15 PM (uI8Pr)
so she is just going to crank up taxes so she can pay as she goes!
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 09:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 09:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 27, 2016 09:57 PM (X35Yt)
Was't he the guy that founded FIAT?
No thanks.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:57 PM (bWWTE)
Whoa, WAIT. Is this a moronette?
"Lesbian Trump supporter slams gay Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook"
http://tinyurl.com/jv8ax25
"Deplorable Corgi Girl"????
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
****
It won't add one.
It will add a few trillion-trillion.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (hVdx9)
Did anyone else hear Hillary said her economic plan would not add one penny to the debt?
None if the debt is ever going to be paid off anyway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (IqV8l)
No thanks.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:57 PM (bWWTE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 27, 2016 09:46 PM (UU5Wy)<<<
Local boys. Know their music very well. Much prefer their more aggressive stuff, like Dysfunction.
Posted by: a luna tick at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 27, 2016 09:59 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 09:59 PM (Z56vq)
I want to look into it.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 27, 2016 09:57 PM (X35Yt)
****
Gab.ai
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 09:59 PM (imNyo)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 09:59 PM (kdS6q)
No thanks.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 09:57 PM (bWWTE)
No, the inventor of the cheap perfume, Wind Song.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 09:59 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2016 09:59 PM (qvRrv)
Posted by: ALH
****
If Disney buys it, will they keep all the Twitter porn? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
You too? My ancestors were share-croppers in Mississppi. Poorer than church-mice.
I'm down with the struggle, bro.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 10:00 PM (bWWTE)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2016 09:59 PM (qvRrv)
rimshot
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:00 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:01 PM (hVdx9)
It will add a few trillion-trillion.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (hVdx9)
Read my lips: know new taxes.
Posted by: nearly every politician under the black moon at September 27, 2016 10:01 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 10:01 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: lindafell- irredeemable, deplorable, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic redneck at September 27, 2016 10:02 PM (JNDQi)
"They" being -- the Democrats. GOP was almost fully on board:
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Okay. Thanks for reading the news for those of us who can't. Doctor Feelgood's orders.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 10:02 PM (oGNNA)
The UN wants us to pay reparations and hand over the internet?
How about we stop paying our dues (roughly 1/4 of all dues, IIRC) and kick them out of our country?
Meet in Venezuela, Saudi Arabia or South Africa, guys. Get the other bossy members to pony up the cash to pay for these committees and recommendations.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 10:02 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah ... he's kinda' got me. His strategy is simply brilliant.
How in the Hell does one argue with "Yo!" ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 27, 2016 09:25 PM (fiGNd)
++++
Just say No!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2016 10:02 PM (R+30W)
It will add a few trillion-trillion.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (hVdx9)
Read my lips: know new taxes.
Posted by: nearly every politician under the black moon
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Arg. Flashbacks...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)
We halted and listened. Not another sound broke the heavy silence of the windless night.
So they tossed her like a side of beef into her own personal ambulance and drove off.
Sincerely,
Posted by: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 'Hound of the Basket-Deplorables' at September 27, 2016 10:03 PM (Ndje9)
Read my lips: know new taxes.
Posted by: nearly every politician under the black moon at September 27, 2016 10:01 PM (SgUT6)
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LOL, that must be an oldie but a goodie. If it isn't, it should be.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 10:03 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:03 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 27, 2016 10:04 PM (X35Yt)
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Damn wops owe me. Subjugating the Germanic tribes of my ancestors.
KRAUT LIVES MATTER!!!
Why.... the Gaul of those Legionaires.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 10:04 PM (JmjOe)
Every now and then they come through,
Posted by: iforgot
"They" being -- the Democrats. GOP was almost fully on board:
The CR, which would keep federal agencies operating from Saturday through Dec. 9, received only 45 of the 60 votes needed to limit debate and be considered for passage.
40 Democrats and two independents opposed the CR. It also drew opposition from 13 Republicans.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
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Aaaand now they will blame the GOP for any shutdowns that occur.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)
We gave it to all the athletes and rappers. They were supposed to distribute it. You didn't get yours?
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2016 10:05 PM (FNGGO)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
Disney will provide their own.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 10:05 PM (3sJ/S)
Oh, and build walls around every major city in anticipation of the inevitable "six months have passed and all the money is gone" stage.
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at September 27, 2016 10:05 PM (x4zgf)
Whoa, WAIT. Is this a moronette?
"Lesbian Trump supporter slams gay Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook"
http://tinyurl.com/jv8ax25
"Deplorable Corgi Girl"????
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (oGNNA)
Damn. She took him to the woodshed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 10:05 PM (3sJ/S)
snow white and the seven dwarfs, directors cut will finally be released
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:06 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
Disney will provide their own.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 10:05 PM (3sJ/S)
Rule 34.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 27, 2016 10:04 PM (X35Yt)
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You're welcome. I dodged Twitter and will likely do the same with Gab. But, there ya go.
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 10:06 PM (imNyo)
Why.... the Gaul of those Legionaires.
Posted by: fixerupper
They spread their disease all over.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 10:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 10:07 PM (4MUh9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:07 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
Disney will provide their own.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 10:05 PM (3sJ/S)
Rule 34.
Posted by: Insomniac
****
Except now it will be OFFICIAL Disney porn.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:07 PM (hVdx9)
In fact, maybe y'alls is pulling collective legs, and there ain't.
I mean, this is the outfit that bans people for saying negative things about muzzies and BLM and gay cakes, right?
But they let in dirty filthy whoredom?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:07 PM (Pz4pT)
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Wait, there are still Gauls in the senate??
Posted by: lindafell- irredeemable, deplorable, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic redneck at September 27, 2016 10:08 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Vincent Hannah at September 27, 2016 10:09 PM (XoldI)
In fact, maybe y'alls is pulling collective legs, and there ain't.
I mean, this is the outfit that bans people for saying negative things about muzzies and BLM and gay cakes, right?
But they let in dirty filthy whoredom?
Posted by: BurtTC
****
It's there. Stumbled over some...accidently of course...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:09 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Israelis at September 27, 2016 10:09 PM (H9MG5)
Whoa, WAIT. Is this a moronette?
"Lesbian Trump supporter slams gay Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook"
http://tinyurl.com/jv8ax25
"Deplorable Corgi Girl"????
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:58 PM (oGNNA)
That's awesome. We should offer her an invitation.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2016 10:10 PM (qvRrv)
Except now it will be OFFICIAL Disney porn.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:07 PM (hVdx9)
Thus taking the fun right out of it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 09:19 PM (3sJ/S)
Not enough cannibalism since the Caribs were killed off.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2016 10:10 PM (KOBAq)
____________________
Who is going to dig the slaves up, and how are they supposed to enjoy spending the money when all the slaves are so decomposed?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 27, 2016 10:11 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:09 PM (hVdx9)
Reason #23875092830756209384 why God should just hit the reset button on this universe.
Of course, me with the audacity to tell Him what to do is another. Reason, that is.
And there I go again.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:12 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:12 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Huey, Dewey & Louie at September 27, 2016 10:13 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 27, 2016 10:11 PM (4rh2D)
more important, where are we gong to get the confederate currency?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:13 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:14 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, crooning at September 27, 2016 10:14 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2016 10:14 PM (qvRrv)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
Good question. Do Rachel Dolezal and Elizabeth Warren get reparations?
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 10:14 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:12 PM (cPsPa)
That doesn't narrow it down much. There are probably more baseball players named Martinez than Jones.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
The Senate blocked the Spending Bill to keep the gov't open through Friday THUS BLOCKING THE TRANSFER OF THE INTERNET FOR NOW.
Good job Ted Cruz and republicans.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 09:31 PM (vRd8t)
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Every now and then they come through, like Rubio blocking subsidies to insurers for ObamaCare losses.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 09:48 PM (oGNNA)
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This is all wrong. Obama is going to cede control of the internet UNLESS Congress passes legislation to stop him. Of course, they could just pass a bill that only does that, but he would just veto it. So, Cruz'z idea was to attach it to a must pass bill, like the spending bill.
Problem: the GOP leadership knows that Obama will veto that as well. Then comes the government shutdown, since no spending bill. Then comes the media blaming it on the Republicans.
Since most of the GOP consists of drooling idiots unable to explain to the public what they are doing, they are all afraid of looking bad and getting the blame for the shutdown. So, they have adopted the tactic of preemptive surrender. They don't put anything in a spending bill that will bother the Dems.
Long story short: any bill that didn't pass is irrelevant. To stop the internet handover, they have to actually pass some legislation.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2016 10:15 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:12 PM (cPsPa)
There are about 500 MLB players named Martinez these days.
Taking the jobs Amerkins won't do.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:15 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Well, there IS a certain Blazing Saddles line that might apply...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at September 27, 2016 10:15 PM (x4zgf)
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you to hear that there is porn on yet another internet service!
Posted by: Deplorable Captain Renault at September 27, 2016 10:15 PM (wCEn4)
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We could just have the Fed print it up for them. It would be backed by the same thing as our current money: nothing.
And since all the slaves are long dead, they won't care that they can't spend it anywhere. After all, what does a corpse really need to buy?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 27, 2016 10:16 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 10:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Huey, Dewey & Louie
****
I really, really, hate you for putting that image in my head.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 10:17 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: The 700 Cabreras at September 27, 2016 10:17 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
Good question. Do Rachel Dolezal and Elizabeth Warren get reparations?
Posted by: Yuimetal
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I would argue they already got theirs.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:17 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:17 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Huey, Dewey & Louie
****
I really, really, hate you for putting that image in my head.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
*****
Hey, they never did wear pants to begin with, it seemed like a natural.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 27, 2016 10:18 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 27, 2016 10:18 PM (UU5Wy)
"Vote for Hillary if you want dead Americans. Vote for Trump if you want dead terrorists."
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 10:18 PM (oGNNA)
*****
Boom quacka bow wow...
Posted by: Huey, Dewey & Louie at September 27, 2016 10:13 PM (wPiJc)
Just the punchline:
... I said she was f**king Goofy!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:18 PM (Pz4pT)
Come on guys, have some faith in our principled true conservative DC Establishment GOP "leaders"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 27, 2016 10:18 PM (wCEn4)
*gives quick eye sweep*
Oh yeah. Search anything you like and then add "Twitter" at the end. Also the same with "Tumblr."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 10:18 PM (bWWTE)
Posted by: Huey, Dewey & Louie
****
I really, really, hate you for putting that image in my head.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
*****
Hey, they never did wear pants to begin with, it seemed like a natural.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
****
I can assure you, there is nothing natural about it.
Posted by: The Chicken at September 27, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 10:19 PM (Z56vq)
I don't remember the elements of it all, but in one of the fishing banks near England, there was an area that was known as a net-ripper. In the 80's someone did a review and discovered that the problem was an observation gondola from one of the Zeppelins that were used to bombard England during WWI.
One of the fishing firms that had been losing nets there for a generation then filed a claim against the German government for damages, and received the response that they should refer such claims to the Kaiser, and good luck with that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2016 10:19 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Yuimetal
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Hells yeah!
Shawn King, too.
Posted by: Stenough Pallor at September 27, 2016 10:19 PM (JKxHe)
Posted by: Scooby at September 27, 2016 10:20 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
I want us to do literally the same thing with our Natives and the Metis (Indian-French mixed race). Actually, keep welfare programmes intact just give them the $1-million each (or more) and let the overdoses take care of that problem. Cruel but fair.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 10:21 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Scooby at September 27, 2016 10:20 PM (XoldI)
!
So stupid, and here I am, working out the words.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:21 PM (Pz4pT)
They don't put anything in a spending bill that will bother the Dems.
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well, wait a minute. Didn't they put stopping the internet handover into a spending bill? Isn't that what just happened here?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 10:22 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 27, 2016 10:22 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: GrampyB at September 27, 2016 10:22 PM (imNyo)
Natives and the Metis (Indian-French mixed race). Actually, keep welfare
programmes intact just give them the $1-million each (or more) and let
the overdoses take care of that problem. Cruel but fair.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 10:21 PM (LdMbv)
Our natives and inner-city blacks in the United States are both like groups of children that need to be constantly cared for. I'm looking forward to the debt bubble collapsing so these people can either grow the hell up or starve....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 27, 2016 10:23 PM (/NlFx)
Yeah. That's fucking Goofy!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 10:23 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: GrampyB
****
Crabs are a terrible thing. Now, about your beard...
Posted by: The Chicken at September 27, 2016 10:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:24 PM (sdi6R)
And, we can just deduct the amount of reparations from their share of the national debt. You're welcome!
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 27, 2016 10:24 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Yo! at September 27, 2016 09:24 PM (DNHff)
And Wyoming! Record time to Bozeman, bishes!
Mostly 75 from Buffalo to Sheridan. Drove it Saturday. It was 86 in Billings today. Spectacular day. Have fun in Belgrade!
Posted by: free tibet, as if!--Catholic since 1951 at September 27, 2016 10:24 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 10:21 PM (LdMbv)
I'm sure someone has worked out the math. One addict, and the costs associated.
Because, it ain't just the one. It's the shedload of lives around them that get sidetracked and/or ruined.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:24 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: The 15 Cabreras at September 27, 2016 10:25 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 27, 2016 10:26 PM (NwIkk)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2016 10:26 PM (qvRrv)
Meanwhile Nick Denton is microwaving a Slim Jim at a 7-11 somewhere in the Village.
Life....it's fucking hilarious at times.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 27, 2016 10:26 PM (XN0hD)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:28 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 27, 2016 10:28 PM (LuZz8)
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Good Lord! Is Obozo gonna let those refugees in, too? Just what I need, a family of sharks next door.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 27, 2016 10:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 27, 2016 10:29 PM (hVdx9)
In small-billed cash or bullion, at our embassy. And no loitering inside the fence.
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2016 10:29 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, crooning at September 27, 2016 10:29 PM (yddCj)
Being it's election season, I figured it was time to comment.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 27, 2016 10:30 PM (on01m)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 10:31 PM (Z56vq)
In small-billed cash or bullion, at our embassy. And no loitering inside the fence.
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2016 10:29 PM (J3phO)
yes, if you sneak back in, it is automatically thirty years indentured servitude.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:31 PM (cPsPa)
Q.E.D.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 27, 2016 10:31 PM (wPiJc)
A modest proposal: we offer any unhappy American blacks $100,000 and a first class air ticket to wherever in Africa will have them.
But - on condition they never return to the US, not for any reason whatsoever. Not for family reunions, not for births, not for funerals, not for medical care, not for nothing. At. All.
The nice thing about this proposal is it would select for the profoundly stupid, i.e., those who thought $100,000 was a lot of money when divided by the rest of your life. Even in Africa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 10:31 PM (SRKgf)
385 so the deal is anyone who wants reparations gets $1 million in cash, however, you have have to renounce your citizenship to get it and you have to pick it up in asia, africa, or europe and agree not to come back here for 30 years.
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Perfect. Your ancestors were dragged here against their will? Here's proportionality: a one-way ticket back to your homeland. Your black and brown brothers will have great ideas on what to do with your million dollars.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 10:31 PM (oGNNA)
Meanwhile Nick Denton is microwaving a Slim Jim at a 7-11 somewhere in the Village.
Life....it's fucking hilarious at times.
...............
It gets better, Nick was mugged shortly after this report and his Slim Jim was replaced by a rather thick, long, black object in the backseat of a rent-a-wreck just north of I-75 on 301...
Posted by: Tyler Mason at September 27, 2016 10:32 PM (WC+jn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 27, 2016 10:32 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 27, 2016 10:30 PM (on01m)
Whoa there, slow down cowboy!
Nevertrump or anti-nevertrump?
We have a quota here. Stand behind the velvet rope before we figure out if we can let you in or not.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:32 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2016 10:33 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 10:33 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
Oops. Just saw this. My offer was $100,000. I bet we'd get a lot of (retarded) takers at sum. And I'd make the duration for life, not 30 years. You're out, you're out for good. Period.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 10:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2016 10:33 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:34 PM (Eynls)
382 I'm all in favor in reparations, on the condition that once they are paid we hear no more of this racial tomfoolery.
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As surely as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, the minute the reparations are squandered, the whole plot will be discovered to have been a conservative trap and we'll start all over again.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 10:34 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 10:34 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 10:31 PM (SRKgf)
Right.....
...What am I doing with this shoe polish, you ask?
Polishing my shoes, of course! No more questions!!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:34 PM (Pz4pT)
They don't put anything in a spending bill that will bother the Dems.
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well, wait a minute. Didn't they put stopping the internet handover into a spending bill? Isn't that what just happened here?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 10:22 PM (oGNNA)
++++
Not yet.
The 45-55 vote ties up the stopgap funding bill - for now at least. The GOP defections left Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., short of a simple majority, much less the 60 votes needed to clear a filibuster hurdle. McConnell is looking for a way out of the legislative box canyon that doesn't include capitulating on Flint, which GOP leaders fear would start a revolt among House tea party conservatives.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/democrats-
press-talks-showdown-vote-looms-funding-bill-42385748
What matters is what passes. All this theater before hand is just people trying to get an A for effort. Just watch, the bill that passes will not stop the handover.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 10:31 PM (oGNNA)
Would these be descendants of the same black and brown brothers who sold their ancestors into slavery?
Why, yes, they would.
Here's a bonus question: which group is better off today?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (Z56vq)
We did that at one time. 40 acres and a mule. If you would build a permanent structure on the property and produce...be it live stock, or a crop, or, lumber.....it was yours.
And if I recall it applied to anyone.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (bWWTE)
But - on condition they never return to the US, not for any reason whatsoever.
Somebody got banned for saying something similar the other day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Garry Johnsen at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (Tyii7)
________
OK. (This is the same UN that had an adventure in east Asia in the early '50s, right? Because that was expensive, and the United Nations didn't foot that bill. Fair is fair.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 27, 2016 10:36 PM (VDlGs)
https://t.co/Dx7AmBCRFw
Posted by: @votermom at September 27, 2016 10:36 PM (Om16U)
Good point, Neal, as we're having solar-earth eclipse in the US right now. If you miss it there will be another one tomorrow night.
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2016 10:36 PM (ANVXm)
and, we all get to use the n word whenever, wherever, and however we desire.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:36 PM (cPsPa)
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All the Gauls in the Senate are divided into three parts, the corrupt, the incompetent, and the corrupt and incompetent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 27, 2016 10:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Oh my.
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 10:37 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
in regard to reparations?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 27, 2016 10:38 PM (cPsPa)
But - on condition they never return to the US, not for any reason whatsoever.
Somebody got banned for saying something similar the other day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
Who was that? Sounds like a damn good idea to me.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Garry Johnsen at September 27, 2016 10:38 PM (Tyii7)
Because we ruined the industry, restraint of trade and all that?
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2016 10:39 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 27, 2016 10:39 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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BFG Vickers. And I need to get another one for a rifle I just built.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 27, 2016 10:39 PM (on01m)
Somebody got banned for saying something similar the other day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
It's an offer; no one has to take it. It puts the question to them: is life here so bad? Then take it. If not, then shut up and make the best of what you've got.
Consider the same offer made to, e.g., inhabitants of the Warsaw ghetto. Would they have taken it? I bet they would.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 10:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 27, 2016 10:40 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Garry Johnsen at September 27, 2016 10:40 PM (Tyii7)
Get back to our Hippie Roots.
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2016 10:40 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 27, 2016 10:40 PM (kP16F)
CLIMATE CHANGE!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 10:41 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 27, 2016 10:41 PM (Nwg0u)
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All the Gauls in the Senate are divided into three parts, the corrupt, the incompetent, and the corrupt and incompetent.
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You can always recognize Gaulish senators by their trousers.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:41 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 27, 2016 10:42 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 27, 2016 10:42 PM (on01m)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Neil Tyson DeChicken at September 27, 2016 10:43 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 27, 2016 10:44 PM (UU5Wy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Ah, there's the difference. I wasn't talking about sending anyone to Africa. I was talking about offering transit back to Africa, to those who thought Africa offered better opportunities and a better life than here. No coercion expressed or implied.
The point is to put the question to those striking a pose: do you really think you'd be better off in Africa? OK. Here's a ticket, and $100,000. Off you go.
(Note: I've traveled in Africa, and there's NO WAY I'd take that deal in their shoes. None whatsoever.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 10:44 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 27, 2016 10:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Wut? Gorillas are ... Democrats?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 10:45 PM (SRKgf)
So figure on whatever amount it is being taxed at least 5 times.
You'd be lucky not to end up owing reparations to the IRS
Posted by: @votermom at September 27, 2016 10:45 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Farmer
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I actually had this on in the background for a bit. PBS, so of course Hillary is a strong woman and DJT is a devil with morals.
Fuck them.
If Trump would just promise to defund PBS/NPR on his second day in office, I'll commit to walking the 1200 feet or so over to my polling place.
Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 09:39 PM
Good idea.
Has the property drained tonight? You put out clothes outside and they got rained on?
Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2016 10:58 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 09:39
You need to get over and vote! I'm in IL that makes no difference. You in VA go vote.
Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2016 11:07 PM (o/90i)
office, I'll commit to walking the 1200 feet or so over to my polling
place.
Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 09:39
Is this the new #NeverTrump standard? If Trump will promise to do all the things 100% of the True Conservative professional politician candidates who actually held office never did or never even threatened to do, I'll walk the 1200 feet or so to prevent Hillary from appointing 3-5 lifetime SCOTUS justices?
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at September 28, 2016 05:15 AM (x4zgf)
If the moon were to be "eclipsed by the earth's shadow", that would by definition be a simple lunar eclipse.
The "black moon" that will occur Friday is a NEW moon, and therefore by definition CANNOT be in the Earth's shadow.
The wikipedia entry mentioned upthread is correct.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 28, 2016 09:06 AM (wtvvX)
Might be time to melt down the old silverware and load up your DP-12 with slugs...
Posted by: setnaffa at September 28, 2016 10:29 AM (jl6Ly)
Posted by: enkidu at September 28, 2016 06:38 PM (VkSk3)
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