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Overnight Open Thread (10-02-2016)

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Top 10 commenters:
1 [490 comments] 'Mortimer, deplorable' [68.77 posts/day]
2 [439 comments] 'Skip'
3 [396 comments] 'Vic We Have No Party'
4 [374 comments] 'Deplorable @votermom'
5 [356 comments] 'iforgot says God bless Snorky'
6 [318 comments] 'bluebell'
7 [314 comments] 'Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable '
8 [309 comments] 'garrett'
9 [303 comments] 'Lizzy'
10 [303 comments] 'FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [53 names] 'Mortimer, deplorable' [7.44 unique names/day]
2 [50 names] 'a T-Rex trying to rub one out'
3 [49 names] 'Garry Johnsen'
4 [29 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
5 [27 names] 'Don Q.'
6 [27 names] 'The Political Hat'
7 [25 names] 'Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable '
8 [25 names] 'Scalia's Ghost'
9 [23 names] 'andycanuck'
10 [23 names] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'

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Because if it is a really, really stupid idea, we can always count on California to do it first. California's Bag Ban: A Wealth Transfer from Customers to Big Grocers

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UC President: It's Freedom of Speech, Not Freedom from Speech
As president of the University of California system, I write to show how far we have moved from freedom of speech on campuses to freedom from speech. If it hurts, if it’s controversial, if it articulates an extreme point of view, then speech has become the new bête noire of the academy. Speakers are disinvited, faculty are vilified, and administrators like me are constantly asked to intervene.

The goal of our university education today should be to prepare students who are thoughtful, well-informed, and resilient. The world needs more critical, creative thinkers, and American higher education does a better job of producing them than any other higher education system in the world. We seek to make the world a better place for the next generation, and teaching the values and responsibilities of free speech is inextricably linked with this goal.

I would take this a lot more seriously if it weren't coming from Janet Napolitano, and if she didn't hedge later on, and if she didn't preside over the biggest catastrophe in higher education in the entire world: the once great University of California system.

But at least she is mouthing the correct words.

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From Dorothy Parker to her editor Pascal Covici, on the occasion of a particularly nasty case of writer's block.
WESTERN UNION

1945 JUN 28 PM 4 37

NBQ209 78=NUJ NEWYORK NY 28 422P
PASCAL COVICI.VIKING PRESS=
18 EAST 48 ST=

THIS IS INSTEAD OF TELEPHONING BECAUSE I CANT LOOK YOU IN THE VOICE. I SIMPLY CANNOT GET THAT THING DONE YET NEVER HAVE DONE SUCH HARD NIGHT AND DAY WORK NEVER HAVE SO WANTED ANYTHING TO BE GOOD AND ALL I HAVE IS A PILE OF PAPER COVERED WITH WRONG WORDS. CAN ONLY KEEP AT IT AND HOPE TO HEAVEN TO GET IT DONE. DONT KNOW WHY IT IS SO TERRIBLY DIFFICULT OR I SO TERRIBLY INCOMPETANT=

DOROTHY.

Every writer gets them, but it must be maddening for professionals. Off hand, I can't think of an equivalent outside of sports....or the bedroom.

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And a slightly different kind of letter

To whom it may concern,

Cara is tardy this morning as a result of a condition known as teenage-ism. Adolescents across our great nation are afflicted, and there is no known cure. Symptoms are multitudinous, but this particular morning, she suffered from an inability to remove herself from her bed, and also felt the need to talk back to her birth-giver.

She seems to be recovering her senses after watching her cell phone fly out the car window. Please call me if there is another flare-up.

Thank you,

Nicole Poppic

Many of us have had to deal with teenageritis, and probably have some good war stories, and appropriately disruptive home remedies. Have at it! My favorite is taking the bedroom door off its hinges.

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Because Grace Slick sure does have a nice voice. Remember....Feed Your Head!

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The new reality of the academy is one that is antithetical to most of the founding principles of our country. That any of these people have influence over our youth is disgusting enough, but the funny (in a sad, sad sort of way) part is that they are the willing fools who will be first against the wall when their masters take power.

How can these idiots listen to themselves speak and not run home, climb into a warm bath and slit their wrists?

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Here's an interesting video labelled, perhaps incorrectly, The Biggest Air Refueling Mishaps Caught On Camera. Nothing awful, but it shows rather well how difficult midair refueling must be. And as a bonus there are some really cool planes!
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When ISIS straps on their bombs, they don't say, "Hey, let the Black person walk by let the Hispanic walk by, and then blow the White guy up." No, they say "I'm going to blow up Americans." They see us as Americans, and the sooner we see each other that way the better.

Oh my! What a horrible, racist, Uncle Tom traiter Brunell Donald-Kyei is!

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Yes, it's amusing, but part of me wants to continue the theme of mocking stupidity in the interest of possibly saving our society from the ignorance and intellectual laziness that seems to be getting worse and worse.

And get off my lawn!

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Because your nice new shoes deserve a night out, even if it's raining.
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Comments

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1 What's all this now?

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 02, 2016 09:43 PM (4HySM)

2 Less than fifth!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 02, 2016 09:45 PM (75D/9)

3 Evening, all.

Posted by: fluffy at October 02, 2016 09:46 PM (eiFlk)

4 Dorothy Parker could never have outfought Santino.

Posted by: Al Gonquin at October 02, 2016 09:47 PM (4HySM)

5 I will be among the next top ten commenters under the nom 'Snake Fart'.

Posted by: Typical White Woman at October 02, 2016 09:47 PM (LOvUN)

6 Snake
Ungulate
Hound

A cob named Suh?

Posted by: Cark at October 02, 2016 09:48 PM (fgOnp)

7 Because your nice new shoes deserve a night out, even if it's raining.
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If the lady has a bountiful rack, she won't need little umbrellas to keep her shoes dry.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 02, 2016 09:48 PM (4HySM)

8 Top ten!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 02, 2016 09:48 PM (jR7Wy)

9 Hillary is lower than me.

Posted by: Snake Fart at October 02, 2016 09:48 PM (LOvUN)

10 The University of California is now officially a joke. The Guevara spawn want no part of it. UC is now disingenuously taking in a lot of dull blacks and Hispanics - as evidenced by, e.g., SAT scores - and a lot of foreign students (mostly from China) who pay out of state fees and thereby fund the whole trainwreck. In state students - whose parents have paid taxes to the intellectual whorehouse that is now UC - with superb records don't bring in the big bucks, so bugger off, honkies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:48 PM (SRKgf)

11 The goal of our university education today should be to prepare students who are thoughtful, well-informed, and resilient.


That's a joke, right?

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 02, 2016 09:49 PM (4HySM)

12 PS: I'm embarrassed to be a UC alumnus. Whenever anyone accuses me of it, I demur. When, in view of my resume, anyone asks if I were, I lie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:50 PM (SRKgf)

13 I told Ace's people three times not to involve me in this thread.

Posted by: Colin "Cark" Powell at October 02, 2016 09:50 PM (fgOnp)

14 The Ultimate Tool of The Patriarchy? Puppies!

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12548

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 02, 2016 09:50 PM (vBeA5)

15 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12581

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 02, 2016 09:50 PM (vBeA5)

16 Morning! Er, Evening!

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 02, 2016 09:51 PM (sdi6R)

17 HOPE TO HEAVEN TO GET IT DONE. DONT KNOW WHY IT IS SO TERRIBLY DIFFICULT OR I SO TERRIBLY INCOMPETANT=

DOROTHY.



Dorothy, you mispelled "incompetent."


Imagine your reaction if someone ELSE had done that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:52 PM (SRKgf)

18 Chiefs is sucking tonight.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 02, 2016 09:52 PM (JmjOe)

19 First!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 02, 2016 09:53 PM (BS8yt)

20 Dorothy Parker was a bore. And a scrunt.

Posted by: James Thurber at October 02, 2016 09:53 PM (LOvUN)

21 Posted by: Typical White Woman at October 02, 2016 09:47 PM (LOvUN)


I want to get a custom AoSHQ hash like that.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 02, 2016 09:53 PM (4HySM)

22 "The University of California is now officially a
joke."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:48 PM (SRKgf)

As you well know....The University of California at Berkeley was once the greatest public university in the world.

Not too long ago you couldn't walk 10 feet anywhere in the Northeast corner of Campus without bumping into a Nobel Laureate.

Now? Ugh. I am sad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 09:54 PM (Zu3d9)

23 Posted by: James Thurber at October 02, 2016 09:53 PM (LOvUN)

This. She had no place at the round table.

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at October 02, 2016 09:54 PM (4HySM)

24 Cobra Bison Weiner Dog

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 02, 2016 09:55 PM (BS8yt)

25 What is it with liberals and grocery bags? We went through a phase here where some cities banned plastic bags, others banned paper bags, others didn't know what the fuck to ban.

They finally decided plastic > paper, and banned plastic. Do liberals have to control absolutely fucking every aspect of everyone's life before they'll be satisfied?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:55 PM (SRKgf)

26
Steve Gibbons Band - No Spitting on the Bus 1979

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gceY2YdXNto

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 02, 2016 09:55 PM (kdS6q)

27 Hoooorde!!!!

So I don't exactly remember what we were talking about last night, but I had tabs open for plane flights to Vegas and to New Orleans this morning. Sounds fun.

Posted by: You're Right BCochran1981 at October 02, 2016 09:56 PM (89UPP)

28 Love this way of identifying CBD ONTs. Now for the content...

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2016 09:56 PM (iMxBJ)

29 As you well know....The University of California at Berkeley was once the greatest public university in the world.
Not too long ago you couldn't walk 10 feet anywhere in the Northeast corner of Campus without bumping into a Nobel Laureate.
Now? Ugh. I am sad.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 09:54 PM (Zu3d9)



Yep, but here's the invidious thing: that may well remain true, but they'll use that success in STEM to validate their bullshit grievance studies departments erected to serve people of basketball.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:57 PM (SRKgf)

30 Do liberals have to control absolutely fucking every aspect of everyone's life before they'll be satisfied?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:55 PM (SRKg

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Is this a trick question?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 02, 2016 09:58 PM (BS8yt)

31


A few poorly chosen words might be all that's necessary to start an argument today. A stressful aspect from talkative Mercury to explosive Uranus in your 8th House of Deep Sharing puts everyone on edge

My horoscope is never wrong.

Posted by: Hubort Gambles at October 02, 2016 09:58 PM (AFkm4)

32 "This issss a sssocial movement, peeeple!"

Gawd, what ninnies.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 02, 2016 09:59 PM (4HySM)

33 ...to explosive Uranus...


This sounds painful. And potentially embarrassing.

Posted by: You're Right BCochran1981 at October 02, 2016 09:59 PM (89UPP)

34 Is this a trick question?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 02, 2016 09:58 PM (BS8yt)



Nah. It's a rhetorical one while I vent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 10:00 PM (SRKgf)

35 Ooooh, your cark is divine!

Posted by: Miss Universe Machado at October 02, 2016 10:00 PM (fgOnp)

36 My Dad did the remove the bedroom door thing to me when I was a smartass miserable teen. Cannot remember what I did but I undoubtedly deserved it, probably talked back to my mother. We laugh about it now, he was pretty creative back in the day.

Posted by: Goldilocks at October 02, 2016 10:01 PM (pOgVG)

37 Every writer gets them, but it must be maddening for professionals. Off hand, I can't think of an equivalent outside of sports....or the bedroom.

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Sales. There you are, hawking the same company wares you were selling so successfully last year, but for some reason, you just can't close. And, it's not the product, because your coworkers, the bastards, are making their quotas just fine. But, the people you are trying to sell to will talk to you and hear your spiel, but when it come time to sign on the dotted line, forget about it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 02, 2016 10:02 PM (R+30W)

38 "...but they'll use that success in STEM to validate
their bullshit grievance studies departments..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:57 PM (SRKgf)

Agreed, but as we have discussed in other venues, eventually STEM will become diluted (I think it's already happening), and a once great university will be driven by those grievance studies departments.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 10:03 PM (Zu3d9)

39
UC alumnus.

"We are here at UCLA, where normally it takes four years to graduate, but five years if you park in Lot 32..."

- Bob Hope

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 02, 2016 10:03 PM (kdS6q)

40 Happy Sunday Evening-ish, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at October 02, 2016 10:03 PM (AoK0a)

41 I read the article from the guy saying the turn-over isn't a big deal. He's right on a lot of points. However, he's so freakin' obnoxious that I don't even want to agree with him. Plus his we can just do X and that makes it all go away is true but not a great solution. Finally, ICANN may be limited right now, but you know it won't be in the long term.

I do agree that Repub complaints now are absurd as this has been in the works for a long time.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at October 02, 2016 10:04 PM (Ee2nz)

42 ->this<- close to avoiding The Wall of Shame last week. Drat. One crummy sock over the line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:04 PM (jO7js)

43
I read the article from the guy saying the turn-over isn't a big deal.

John Stossel was on FBN saying essentially the same thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2016 10:06 PM (IqV8l)

44 Like that dachshund my weiner is close to the ground.

Posted by: Bob Costas at October 02, 2016 10:06 PM (LOvUN)

45 one sock over the line, sweet Jesus,
one sock over the line ...
sitting in pajamas in the old dark basement,
one sock over the line ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at October 02, 2016 10:06 PM (AoK0a)

46 High, guys

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 02, 2016 10:07 PM (9LDED)

47 Whoa. The Plinkett review of The Force Awakens is out at last.

I see that it's 1 hour, 45 minutes long.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2016 10:07 PM (iMxBJ)

48 44 Like that dachshund my weiner is close to the ground.
Posted by: Bob Costas at October 02, 2016 10:06 PM (LOvUN)


That's not hard, Bob, when you're just against dick all over.

Posted by: You're Right BCochran1981 at October 02, 2016 10:07 PM (89UPP)

49 Who's this DC asshole? He allowed?

Posted by: You're Right BCochran1981 at October 02, 2016 10:08 PM (89UPP)

50 High, guys


well, not yet, anyway ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at October 02, 2016 10:08 PM (AoK0a)

51 Dad would also take important stuff, like a book I was reading it a record player needle (I date myself) them promptly lose it, when I was being a teenage asshole.

Posted by: Goldilocks at October 02, 2016 10:08 PM (pOgVG)

52 Of course I'm allowed. I'm an asshole.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 02, 2016 10:08 PM (9LDED)

53 UC alumnus.

"We are here at UCLA, where normally it takes four years to graduate, but five years if you park in Lot 32..."

- Bob Hope
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 02, 2016 10:03 PM (kdS6q)


Heh.

Posted by: UCLA? Only on a clear day! at October 02, 2016 10:08 PM (vBeA5)

54 Because Grace Slick sure does have a nice voice. Remember....Feed Your Head!

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Yes, she does. And she was nice to look at as well, back in the day. I like this video better. Same song, but it has Grace lip syncing along with the band, who are pretending to play their instruments. In the beginning of the video, Grace looks like she is struggling to keep a straight face. Is someone off camera trying to crack her up, or did she just think of something funny?

https://youtu.be/WANNqr-vcx0

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 02, 2016 10:09 PM (R+30W)

55 Good evening Horde! I'm about to attempt setting up a "scanner" using RTL-SDR dongles. Any have any experience with that? I decided I didn't want to pay $600 for a new APCO-capable scanner.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 02, 2016 10:09 PM (GUBah)

56 Civilization will be held up by people with the foresight and intention of doing just that. Or it will fall, thanks to the people who forgot that reliable electricity and polio vaccines are on a long list of problems solved by men with less resources but more purpose.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:09 PM (VdICR)

57
Just as soon as the internet moves to ipv6 then everyone can have their own, unique URL. It will be tattoo'd on your forearm, and written to an embided RFID chip, and identitiy theft will never again plague our civil society.

We will all know who you are.

Posted by: Hubort Gambles at October 02, 2016 10:10 PM (AFkm4)

58 52 Of course I'm allowed. I'm an asshole.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 02, 2016 10:08 PM (9LDED)


Undoubtedly true.

Posted by: You're Right BCochran1981 at October 02, 2016 10:10 PM (89UPP)

59 Well heck, I couda been third, dang it.

But nooooo, I'm watching Fear of the Living Dead and got distracted.

Anyone else watching that?

Posted by: Farmer at October 02, 2016 10:11 PM (o/90i)

60 Evening horde. I bought three books last weekend; Extreme Ownership by Jocko Willink and Laif Babin, Mans' Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl and The Forgotten Highlander by Alistair Urqhart.

I'm almost done with The Forgotten Highlander and my God. What a book.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 02, 2016 10:11 PM (R5HRU)

61 That black lady is speaking the truth. God Bless her.

Posted by: Infidel at October 02, 2016 10:12 PM (AEqJh)

62
Just as soon as the internet moves to ipv6 then everyone can have their own, unique URL.

In the Internet of Things everyone will be a Thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2016 10:12 PM (IqV8l)

63 I literally have nothing to complain about in life in comparison.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 02, 2016 10:12 PM (R5HRU)

64 Unsigned ONT. Nobody wants to take the blame credit?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 02, 2016 10:12 PM (R+30W)

65 Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 02, 2016 10:12 PM (rwI+c)

66 I'm watching Fear of the Living Dead and got distracted.

Anyone else watching that?


There's only so much I can take about Hillary Clinton, sorry ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Political Critic ... at October 02, 2016 10:13 PM (AoK0a)

67 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782637301339922433

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782637430537084929

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782637550779428864

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782637703380791296

Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2016 10:13 PM (Ya7zs)

68 What are animals supposed to be?
Monkey in the dot on the cobra?
Mogan David in the fur on the bison?
Lamb on the muzzle of dachshund?
Or what?

Posted by: bour3 at October 02, 2016 10:13 PM (cyVTQ)

69 Threads always have hundresds of comments by the time I get to them. I spend all my timrle catching up on reading them - I never get a chance to comment.

Posted by: Disdainfullady at October 02, 2016 10:14 PM (rpAqR)

70 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782637892313157632

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782638043601760257

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782638175252541441

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782638315556175872

Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2016 10:14 PM (Ya7zs)

71 Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2016 10:07 PM (iMxBJ)

I have been waiting for this moment ever since they announced there would be an Ep. 7.

Posted by: Iasonas at October 02, 2016 10:14 PM (yANQt)

72 Even More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782638424490672128

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782638552513449984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782638652497268736

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/782638752896258048

Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2016 10:15 PM (Ya7zs)

73 Bad phone. How dare you not fix my garbled text.

Posted by: Disdainfullady at October 02, 2016 10:16 PM (rpAqR)

74 Bob Hope went to reform school down the road from my boyhood home. He supported the Boy's Industrial School his entire life.

Posted by: True Ohio Story at October 02, 2016 10:16 PM (LOvUN)

75 Seriously though, what discussion was going on that I woke up with tabs open for flights to New Orleans and Vegas?

Posted by: You're Right BCochran1981 at October 02, 2016 10:16 PM (89UPP)

76 DC and BC?

Things are gonna get really crass really quick.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 02, 2016 10:16 PM (jR7Wy)

77 Zack Snyder is not involved in the DC movie universe going on.

https://youtu.be/AEU0hqlpNKw

I've been a defender of the movies 300 and Watchmen, but I see this as inevitable. The rumor is that Wonder Woman isn't very good. It has a strong trailer, but then so did Suicide Squad.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:16 PM (VdICR)

78 To give you an idea of the all out assault by the media on Trump, my
kindle fire has been pushing negative news articles from the Washington
post onto the fires home page when you log in. This has been going on for at
least a week.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 02, 2016 10:17 PM (+lv+r)

79 As long as they don't ban old bags.

Posted by: Sillary at October 02, 2016 10:18 PM (3VwJI)

80 kbdabear at October 02, 2016 10:14 PM (Ya7zs)

You never offer us free suntan lotion.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Political Critic ... at October 02, 2016 10:18 PM (AoK0a)

81 New Orleans and Vegas?

Posted by: You're Right BCochran1981 at October 02, 2016 10:16 PM (89UPP)

National Moron Meet-up.

My vote is for New Orleans, but that's because of the food.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 10:18 PM (Zu3d9)

82
Chicago banned plastic bags last year to great fanfare that they are saving the world or some such BS. Because the city is so economically sound and peaceful that plastic bags is the biggest problem

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 02, 2016 10:21 PM (auHtY)

83 >>>Things are gonna get really crass really quick.

I don't think that's tr--

*looks at half empty bottle of tequila*

Yeah, you're probably right

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 02, 2016 10:21 PM (9LDED)

84 Reptile
Bison
Canine

RBC. Red Blood Cell? Reactionary Buddhist Cadre?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 02, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

85 what's this about a national Moron Meet up? I must have passed out by then...

Posted by: vivi at October 02, 2016 10:22 PM (11H2y)

86 My vote is for New Orleans, but that's because of the food.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 10:18 PM (Zu3d9)

2nd that.

Now I'm going to have to go read last night's ONT. Sounds like fun.

Posted by: tbodie at October 02, 2016 10:22 PM (PukHz)

87 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:22 PM (heN73)

88 I notice that the Ohio Moron meetup and the CenTexMoMee are on the same day.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:23 PM (heN73)

89 Dallas's plastic bag tax lasted about 4 months.

Posted by: Disdainfullady at October 02, 2016 10:23 PM (rpAqR)

90 Cobra
Buffalo
Weasel

Which COB is CBW?

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 02, 2016 10:24 PM (nvMvs)

91 78 To give you an idea of the all out assault by the media on Trump, my
kindle fire has been pushing negative news articles from the Washington
post onto the fires home page when you log in. This has been going on for at
least a week.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 02, 2016 10:17 PM (+lv+r)

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Noticed that on my Kindle also.

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 02, 2016 10:24 PM (2aLI9)

92 75 Seriously though, what discussion was going on that I woke up with tabs open for flights to New Orleans and Vegas?
Posted by: You're Right BCochran1981 at October 02, 2016 10:16 PM (89UPP)
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You were planning for the MegaMoMee. The Gotterdammerung of tasteless overindulgence as only the Horde can bring it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 02, 2016 10:24 PM (jR7Wy)

93 They can have my plastic grocery bags when they pry them from my cold, dead, Gaia-bitchslapping hands.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 02, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

94 Ricky Fitts hardest hit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:25 PM (VdICR)

95 64 Unsigned ONT. Nobody wants to take the blame credit?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 02, 2016 10:12 PM (R+30W)


Cobra
Bison
Dachshund

CBD.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2016 10:25 PM (kDVFi)

96 Ah, the wall of shame again. Next week I'll have to find a life, ( However, it's not next week for another hour and half EST) so until them here's my musical contribution. Relive the 80s or get off my lawn-"You can do magic" by the group America. i don't know if folks hate this tune (I seem to recall that some hate "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller) but I like it:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hey39rk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 02, 2016 10:26 PM (EnGQE)

97 When the men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go.

2nd best female R&R singer of all time.
And such a close call that those who want to say she's the best have good taste too.

Posted by: teej at October 02, 2016 10:27 PM (qjzL4)

98 Cobra
Bison
Dachshund

CBD.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2016 10:25 PM (kDVFi)

++++

Last time he stamped the letters into the photos. For us slower types.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 02, 2016 10:27 PM (R+30W)

99 Evening Horde! Love the Weinie Dog.

I have spent the last 4 days decorating the house for Halloween. When I was 29, like Ace, I could do it all in a day, with one hand tied behind my back.

Every decade adds ten percent more time it takes to get stuff done.

Posted by: ALH at October 02, 2016 10:28 PM (Z56vq)

100 To give you an idea of the all out assault by the media on Trump, my kindle fire has been pushing negative news articles from the Washington post onto the fires home page when you log in. This has been going on for at least a week.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 02, 2016 10:17 PM (+lv+r)




The MFM really thinks its struck a vein the Trump's 21 year old tax returns. Funny how they have no interest in Hillary as SOS just a few years ago but 21 year old tax returns are top news

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 02, 2016 10:29 PM (auHtY)

101 47 Whoa. The Plinkett review of The Force Awakens is out at last.

I see that it's 1 hour, 45 minutes long.
Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2016 10:07 PM (iMxBJ)

http://tinyurl.com/hf2gb7n

And it's great, but I'm not going to be able to eat pizza for a while, .

Posted by: Thrawn at October 02, 2016 10:30 PM (cC/ZB)

102 When I was a little kid growing up in Malaysia, before we moved to a city we lived in a fairly rural area. One day I walked into my parents bedroom and I was probably 6 or 7 and right there in the middle of the bed was a cobra, fully reared and hissing. I don't remember much after that other than I probably screamed like a banshee and luckily my dad was home and the villagers came around and got rid of it. But I was a wreck and till this day, at age 44 remember how it looked. Shudder.

Posted by: IC at October 02, 2016 10:30 PM (vBpiM)

103 re: the new RLM Mr.Plinkett review of the Force Awakens -

Only about half of the video is actual review of the movie. The rest of the video is destroying overall modern Star Wars culture and fandom.

Still very much worth the watch.

Probably multiple times.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at October 02, 2016 10:31 PM (AJeMv)

104
Rat
Bat
Blue

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2016 10:31 PM (IqV8l)

105 The MFM really thinks its struck a vein the Trump's 21 year old tax returns. Funny how they have no interest in Hillary as SOS just a few years ago but 21 year old tax returns are top news

I want to see what Rush has to say about it tomorrow.

I am really tired of being bullied by the MSM and liberals in general.

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: ALH at October 02, 2016 10:31 PM (Z56vq)

106 Have at it! My favorite is taking the bedroom door off its hinges.

Been there, done that. The son decided to taunt me that I couldn't stop him from playing video games/watching TV in his room. ORly? Let's see you sneak in some me time without a fucking door then. It stayed off for about 4 months.

The daughter, otoh, decided that she would sleep everywhere in the house EXCEPT her bed. The bed was a clothes and toy depository. Until I took it apart and leaned it against the wall.

And yes, I received many solitary finger salutes for my efforts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 02, 2016 10:31 PM (gyKtp)

107 Let me know when Janet Napolitano personally invites Milo, coulter, and Steyn to a public forum at UC Berkeley.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2016 10:31 PM (kDVFi)

108 They want to make something of Trump's 90, but want to shame him from talking about Clinton's 90s.

Posted by: blaster at October 02, 2016 10:32 PM (tewYv)

109 Father
Mother
Dinner.

Obama created this ONT!

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 02, 2016 10:32 PM (LY6Ds)

110 Saw the Plinkett review. Half of it is a response to all the attempts to salvage the prequels' reputation since the first famous Plinkett review. The rest of it explains why The Force Awakens is the empty non-story it is.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 02, 2016 10:33 PM (6FqZa)

111
When I was a little kid growing up in Malaysia

Was that when the British headchoppers roamed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2016 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

112 "...Milo, coulter, and Steyn to a public forum at UC Berkeley."

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2016 10:31 PM (kDVFi)

What? You don't believe her?

I'm shocked!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 10:33 PM (Zu3d9)

113 Cobra bites Bison
Bison stomps Weiner Dog
Weiner Dog Chokes Cobra

Posted by: Cobra, Bison Weiner Dog Rulez at October 02, 2016 10:33 PM (N0qDx)

114 I cleaned out a closet today. Always time well spent.

It's been a busy week-end. I need to go back to work to get some rest.

Posted by: ALH at October 02, 2016 10:34 PM (Z56vq)

115 112 "...Milo, coulter, and Steyn to a public forum at UC Berkeley."

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2016 10:31 PM (kDVFi)

What? You don't believe her?

I'm shocked!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 10:33 PM (Zu3d9)


Deeds not words. Trust but verify. Etc.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2016 10:34 PM (kDVFi)

116 Do liberals have to control absolutely fucking every aspect of everyone's life before they'll be satisfied?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2016 09:55 PM


You are so cute, Grasshopper, in your fond hope that they will ever be satisfied.

If you cannot find that which you seek within, you will never find it without.

And liberals, being empty inside, will never find that which they seek.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 02, 2016 10:35 PM (OF/aZ)

117
Snake
Yak
Pooch

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2016 10:35 PM (IqV8l)

118 Bob Hope went to reform school down the road from my boyhood home. He supported the Boy's Industrial School his entire life.
Posted by: True Ohio Story at October 02, 2016 10:16 PM

Seriously? The Boys Industrial School outside of Sugar Grove? I had to go to school there for a couple of weeks in the aftermath of the Blizzard of '77. Those boys hadn't seen a girl in a while.

Did we grow up together?? BTW, it isn't the BIS anymore.

Posted by: Deplorable April at October 02, 2016 10:35 PM (e8PP1)

119 Thank you Fenelon.

Posted by: Infidel at October 02, 2016 10:35 PM (AEqJh)

120
Ref plastic shopping bags.

Los Angeles was ahead of the curve and banned them a couple of years ago.

so I went on Amazon and bought 2,000 plastic shopping bags.

Suck It, nanny state!

Posted by: ArthurK at October 02, 2016 10:36 PM (h53OH)

121 I said my was Marc, with "c"
---------

A couple I know were at a big box check-out, when the customer in front of them made a $384.16 purchase, and paid for it with 20 $20.00 bills.

The cashier became so flustered making change that she had to call a supervisor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:36 PM (jO7js)

122 Deeds not words. Trust but verify. Etc.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2016 10:34 PM (kDVFi)

Janet Napolitano. No trust ever. Enemy.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:36 PM (heN73)

123 Nice pictorial signature, BTW, Charlie Bravo Delta.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 02, 2016 10:36 PM (OF/aZ)

124 Ref plastic shopping bags.

Los Angeles was ahead of the curve and banned them a couple of years ago.

so I went on Amazon and bought 2,000 plastic shopping bags.

Suck It, nanny state!


Posted by: ArthurK at October 02, 2016 10:36 PM (h53OH)

I did that with light bulbs.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:37 PM (heN73)

125 Not sure about the others, but the B-52 had some altitude during refueling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:37 PM (jO7js)

126 @111, haha. They left in 1957, I was borrn in the 70's. But there are still head hunters, in Borneo. So travel there with caution.

Posted by: IC at October 02, 2016 10:38 PM (vBpiM)

127
I wonder if Berkley has a degree program in astrology. If not, they should have.

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/horoscopes

Scroll down to credentials.

Posted by: Hubort Gambles at October 02, 2016 10:39 PM (AFkm4)

128 Is Luke Cage any good? I liked Jessica Jones, but never went for the spin-off character.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:39 PM (VdICR)

129 Heh heh from ZeroHedge:

Well this is a little awkward. With the leaked 1995 Trump tax returns 'scandal' focused on the billionaire's yuuge "net operating loss" and how it might have 'legally' enabled him to pay no taxes for years, we now discover none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton utilized a $700,000 "loss" to avoid paying some taxes in 2015.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:39 PM (heN73)

130 As has been noted before, I'm old enough to recall when the Eco-mantra was, 'Use plastic, save a tree!'. That's what led to plastic bags in the first place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:39 PM (jO7js)

131 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 02, 2016 10:40 PM (WnZAV)

132 I was thinking the animals were the top three deadliest in the world.


Cobra bites you.


Bison gores you.


Dachshund causes you to trip and fall down the stairs.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 02, 2016 10:41 PM (GUBah)

133 128 Is Luke Cage any good? I liked Jessica Jones, but never went for the spin-off character.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:39 PM (VdICR)

Watched the first two episodes, it's not bad. Luke is trying to lay low after "Jessica Jones" but finds himself getting drawn into the world of a criminal nightclub owner & a corrupt City Councilwoman. There's a righteous beatdown of some thugs that I enjoyed.

Posted by: josephistan at October 02, 2016 10:42 PM (7qAYi)

134 Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:39 PM (VdICR)

Two episodes in but I give it the thumbs up.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 02, 2016 10:42 PM (R5HRU)

135
Some variety of weasel
Some variety of weasel
Some variety of weasel


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 02, 2016 10:43 PM (LuZz8)

136 Dachshund causes you to trip slip on the pee and fall down the stairs.

------------

Just saying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:44 PM (jO7js)

137 In my part of Los Angeles County it can change from block to block whether a store still has plastic bags or not. I plan my shopping accordingly, so as to get the bulk of my stuff from the places that still give bags. The others I just go into to check for good clearance items or markdowns.

Among these stores are two Vons locations separated by barely a mile. I suspect the one with bags has taken away business from the one that stopped having bags a couple years ago.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 02, 2016 10:45 PM (IdCqF)

138 Well this is a little awkward. With the leaked 1995 Trump tax returns 'scandal' focused on the billionaire's yuuge "net operating loss" and how it might have 'legally' enabled him to pay no taxes for years, we now discover none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton utilized a $700,000 "loss" to avoid paying some taxes in 2015.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:39 PM (heN73)

They had months to set up the BIG SURPRISE and they scored an unforced error. Sad.

Posted by: tbodie at October 02, 2016 10:45 PM (PukHz)

139 118 Deplorable April. The very same BIS. Before it became a prison we coaxed runaways to turn themselves in - once the facility became a prison we shot on site.

Posted by: True Ohio Story at October 02, 2016 10:45 PM (LOvUN)

140 Who else imagines she's wearing nothing else in that photo other than another red and white striped umbrella, and she smells and tastes faintly pepperminty.

Posted by: Jean at October 02, 2016 10:45 PM (ngn8T)

141 Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:37 PM (heN73)

I'm picky about light bulbs, and I've switched over to LEDs. At $6 they'll pay for themselves in 2 years, and last for 5. I have a ceiling fan that will only take a low wattage, but it will light up a room brighter now.

But for my sake, burn a tire to reset your carbon offset.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:45 PM (VdICR)

142 129 we now discover none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton utilized a $700,000 "loss" to avoid paying some taxes in 2015.

Well, she did have to scrap a perfectly good server and smashed 13 Blackberries with a hammer. And paying for quite a few good cases of instant amnesia ain't cheap either.

Those losses mount up, CB.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 02, 2016 10:45 PM (gyKtp)

143 Hiss!
Snort!
Woof!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 02, 2016 10:46 PM (wPiJc)

144 Reptile
Bison
Canine
RBC. Red Blood Cell? Reactionary Buddhist Cadre?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 02, 2016 10:22 PM

I was thinking of a HRC reference. Maybe Snakey Bull...hmm Full of Shit?

Posted by: Farmer at October 02, 2016 10:46 PM (o/90i)

145 I liked the character of Luke Cage but was leary of the show's potential messaging. Going to happily check it out now that I've heard liberals had meltdowns over its 'conservatism' (read - it isn't full bore BLM)

Posted by: Disdainfullady at October 02, 2016 10:46 PM (rpAqR)

146 Hillary,
BIll
Chelsea

Posted by: vivi at October 02, 2016 10:47 PM (11H2y)

147 True Story in Ohio, it always amazes me what a small world it is...

Posted by: Deplorable April at October 02, 2016 10:47 PM (e8PP1)

148
Among these stores are two Vons locations separated
by barely a mile. I suspect the one with bags has taken away business
from the one that stopped having bags a couple years ago.


Posted by: Epobirs at October 02, 2016 10:45 PM (IdCqF)








One thing I miss from my last few months in SoCal is the plastic bag ban in Santa Barbara. I'd walk in with plastic bags in my back pocket and pull them out at the register. Never got any back-talk from the commies, but the dirty looks were exquisite.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 02, 2016 10:47 PM (LuZz8)

149 Hmmm...

Snake, Bison, Dog.

By a vote of 2-1, I won't kill anyone here tonight...

Posted by: Son of Sam at October 02, 2016 10:48 PM (vBeA5)

150 *Nice pictorial signature, BTW, Charlie Bravo Delta.*

Hmmm, i thought the last pic of the 'ette and the shoes with umbrellas was the signature pic.

Was hoping for the return of LauraW!

(No offense intended to Cobra Buffalo Dachsund)

Posted by: tbodie at October 02, 2016 10:49 PM (PukHz)

151 Ohhhh...trump ad during football!,

Posted by: IC at October 02, 2016 10:50 PM (vBpiM)

152 #121

That is really horrifying. It isn't like she had to do any math beyond counting the twenties. Once she entered $400 in the register it would do the rest.

I'm reminded of the Frank Zappa song 'Flakes'

"...and it's probably God's will
that civilization will grind to a stand still..."

Posted by: Epobirs at October 02, 2016 10:50 PM (IdCqF)

153 Wait, is that a Wildebeast?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:51 PM (jO7js)

154 I'm picky about light bulbs, and I've switched over to LEDs. At $6 they'll pay for themselves in 2 years, and last for 5. I have a ceiling fan that will only take a low wattage, but it will light up a room brighter now.

But for my sake, burn a tire to reset your carbon offset.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:45 PM (VdICR)

Being told what kind of light bulb I have to buy is just one more unacceptable behavior that must be fought in any way possible.

I'd be happy to burn a few tires in your honor.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:52 PM (heN73)

155 Well this is a little awkward. With the leaked 1995 Trump tax returns 'scandal' focused on the billionaire's yuuge "net operating loss" and how it might have 'legally' enabled him to pay no taxes for years, we now discover none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton utilized a $700,000 "loss" to avoid paying some taxes in 2015.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:39 PM (heN73)





I'm guessing the MFM will turn a blind eye to the Beast's not paying taxes last year.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 02, 2016 10:52 PM (auHtY)

156 "Cark" was probably written by an otherwise-unemployable Angry Studies grad with $50,000 of debt and no conceivable way of ever paying it off.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 02, 2016 10:54 PM (J8/9G)

157 Snake, Bison, Dog.


Silent But Deadly.

Posted by: Infidel at October 02, 2016 10:54 PM (AEqJh)

158 That trump ad was a good one too, featuring the beast screeching like a deranged witch, why am I not 50 points ahead, you may ask...

Posted by: IC at October 02, 2016 10:54 PM (vBpiM)

159 C obra

B uffalo

D achsund

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 02, 2016 10:55 PM (dULJN)

160 I'm guessing the MFM will turn a blind eye to the Beast's not paying taxes last year.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
------------

How about donating Bill's used underwear to Goodwill, and claiming a $3.50 value for each pair? Which they did.

OTOH, if the Clinton Foundation had a thrift shop, they probably would have claimed $350 each.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:55 PM (jO7js)

161 CBD

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 02, 2016 10:55 PM (dULJN)

162 Wait, is that a Wildebeast?

Posted by: Mike Hammer


******


If we only gnu!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 02, 2016 10:56 PM (wPiJc)

163 C obra

B uffalo

D achsund

Posted by: The Jackhole
----------

*headslap*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:56 PM (jO7js)

164 And here's my long contribution on the question of faith from "Life Secrets" by Dr. Henry Foster, a great man of faith who helped his fellow human beings great deal:

Christ said at one time, "Suffer it to be so-Allow it to be so." (Matthew 3:15) So God suffers wickedness in the world He does not approve. He suffers a person to steal, to lie, and to defraud his fellow human beings, but God does not want the person to do this., It is not of God's permission, but his sufferance. We come into contact with these sufferancse of God's providence every day, and we cannot understand them because they are full of evil and iniquity and we get into trouble over them. God has permitted them because he can make them work out for your good. If he could not do that, he would restrain them. This is the rock upon which we may stand. He suffers nothing to come but that which will turn to our account and He will improve us if we take it rightly as from Him. Let the devil rage; let sinners go abroad in the world; let evil forces work their fiendish designs! Our God is at the helm, and he will guard the character of Hid children and bring them forth victorious and better for the discipline that has come to them. It is not lost ground. It is all gain to the Christian, because we trust in the living God. Christ did all the suffering that was necessary for our redemption, but He did not do all the suffering that is necessary for our sanctification, for our development. We must do that ourselves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 02, 2016 10:56 PM (EnGQE)

165 I've got a new video up on the Tube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cguPxwRfI

Let me know what you think.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2016 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)

166 Snake, Bison, Dachshund

What are three animals that have never been in my kitchen?

Posted by: josephistan at October 02, 2016 10:56 PM (7qAYi)

167 heh. I hate shopping so much I "fixed" my sandals today. The back right heel was wore down and was hurting my foot by shifting my weight that way. I cut off the bottom part to be flat again. Working so far!

Posted by: mullingthingsover at October 02, 2016 10:57 PM (5MNba)

168 Daredevil: Frank Castle and Wilson Fisk were the best.

https://youtu.be/eqO3cmoFoQg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 10:57 PM (VdICR)

169 All good eating ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 02, 2016 10:58 PM (dULJN)

170 DC, BC & Eris? Partly!!!!!! Somebody light the Ms Tammy beacon.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 02, 2016 10:58 PM (hscyr)

171 Cobra Bison Dauschaund.

Thid ONT is CBDs.



Weird Daves ONT will crash your notebook and make your router overheat with thousands of GIGs.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 02, 2016 10:58 PM (JmjOe)

172
* makes yet another entry in Muldoon's now multi-volume dossier *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 10:58 PM (jO7js)

173 GIFS........ crap.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 02, 2016 10:59 PM (JmjOe)

174 Can't wait for the Punisher series

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 02, 2016 10:59 PM (R5HRU)

175 Kennel dogs got their buttermilk and meat, the two house girls their Spam, everyone's happy. Duty done, good night, Moron Nation.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 02, 2016 11:00 PM (J8/9G)

176 "But nooooo, I'm watching Fear of the Living Dead and got distracted.



Anyone else watching that?

Posted by: Farmer"

Back in the first few episodes it had a scene where the guy was watching houses some distance away (at least a half mile or more) through binocs and he saw gunfire, and the sound and the flashes were simultaneous.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2016 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)

177 Actually, it's spelled "Carque."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 02, 2016 11:01 PM (ODkrH)

178 170 DC, BC & Eris? Partly!!!!!! Somebody light the Ms Tammy beacon.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 02, 2016 10:58 PM (hscyr)
---
Two dicks versus four boobs?

'Taint a fair fight!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 02, 2016 11:02 PM (jR7Wy)

179 #141

I'm slowly converting to LEDs as CFLs die and the supply on hand dwindles. There were a lot of extreme markdowns at supermarkets for some unknown reason and I built a good supply for cheap.

The biggest problem is the bathroom fixture that takes three GU-24 bulbs. GU is a socket design that replaces the Edison screw in design that has been around since the 1870s. It's a lot safer but still rare in most places. I bought three GU-24 LEDs from Home Depot and one of them went dead within a week. I got my money back on that one but found they no longer stocked the product (I had to order online for in-store pickup for the initial lot) at all. Further searching has shown GU-24 LEDs are surprisingly hard to find and I'm reluctant to order from a place that has no local brick and mortar presence for easy returns after the experience I've already had. OTOH, the remaining CFL in the fixture died last week, and I really don't want to buy another CFL.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 02, 2016 11:03 PM (IdCqF)

180 and the sound and the flashes were simultaneous.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
------------

The sound engineers have probably never actually been exposed to distant loud noises.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 11:03 PM (jO7js)

181 120 Los Angeles was ahead of the curve and banned them a couple of years ago.
so I went on Amazon and bought 2,000 plastic shopping bags.
Suck It, nanny state!
Posted by: ArthurK at October 02, 2016 10:36 PM (h53OH)


I did that too.

Number of times I have actually remembered to bring my plastic bags to the grocery store so far: 0

I forgot I had them in my garage, for about a year, until you brought it up.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2016 11:05 PM (iMxBJ)

182 Aardvark
Crustacean
Eel
Ox
Fox
S...ah, shit, I can't think of any animal that starts with an S.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 02, 2016 11:05 PM (ODkrH)

183 Chiefs score.




Finally.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 02, 2016 11:05 PM (JmjOe)

184 Well, I watched the "Fear the Walking Dead" finale. Pretty good. Very bloody.

All I really wanted was for Nick to just once take a shower and trim his hair.

Looks like his new community was intercepted at the border by evil rednecks with guns.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 02, 2016 11:05 PM (jR7Wy)

185 On Grace Slick and the Jefferson Airplane.
They were in the front and so were their lyrics.
The energy and quality of lyrics for their cause has never been expressed, at least popularly, by a conservative musical group. "Volunteers for America" (what a title, what a rallying song), "3/5 of a Mile in 10 seconds", "We should be together" are begging to be re-lyriced and co-opted.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at October 02, 2016 11:06 PM (QviAd)

186 I notice that the Ohio Moron meetup and the CenTexMoMee are on the same day.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:23 PM

If I was retired I'd try make one or the other. A few yrs to go.

Now I've long thought a Vegas meetup would be great, I'd prefer that over NO, but either would cool.

Posted by: Farmer at October 02, 2016 11:06 PM (o/90i)

187 Posted by: Epobirs at October 02, 2016 11:03 PM (IdCqF)

I know they have adapters...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 11:06 PM (Zu3d9)

188 *The sound engineers have probably never actually been exposed to distant loud noises.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 11:03 PM (jO7js)*

They weren't real engineers, otherwise they would have run lots of tests with multiple explosions just because.

Posted by: tbodie at October 02, 2016 11:07 PM (PukHz)

189 Presented here without comment.

http:/ /www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-02/im-bernie-sanders-voter-heres-why-ill-vote-trump

Pull quote - "Even if he's as bad as he sometimes projects to be, he's not as bad as Hillary's policy-record already is."

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at October 02, 2016 11:07 PM (AJeMv)

190 All right, bedtime for Eris.

You be nice to DC and BC now, Beebs. They're delicate and bruise easily.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 02, 2016 11:08 PM (jR7Wy)

191 And finally it's good if we can celebrate and thank God for the simple things in life. If we're always waiting to win the lottery or find the perfect person to love us we will never be happy. Meanwhile the sun will rise tomorrow, our children will giggle but we won't smile, the choir will sing our favorite hymn, we can have a cup of coffee while we watch a brilliant sunrise, the colors will start coming out in their brilliant attire but because it's ordinary or we've seen or and heard it before or we're dreaming of the future or dreading it we'll miss it altogether.

The book of Lamentations by the prophet Jeremiah is a pretty grim book written about the destruction of Jerusalem His words are angry. His mood bleak and dark. The book is one of near total repair. Finally in chapter 3 light begins to dawn: "His mercies begin afresh every morning." Chapter 3;23

Great is our fickleness but great is God's faithfulness. We may give up, but God cannot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 02, 2016 11:08 PM (EnGQE)

192
I know they have adapters...


Adapters to use incandescent bulbs in a GU24 fitting are illegal in the State of California as they would be a fire hazard in fixtures designed for the lower heat output of a CFL bulb.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2016 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

193 They weren't real engineers, otherwise they would have run lots of tests with multiple explosions just because.
Posted by: tbodie
-----------

Yeah, well 'Sound Engineer' is pretty much a bogus job title. Lends gravitas, but means nothing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 11:09 PM (jO7js)

194 154 Being told what kind of light bulb I have to buy is just one more unacceptable behavior that must be fought in any way possible.
I'd be happy to burn a few tires in your honor.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:52 PM (heN73)


Agree. Funny thing, though -- the light bulb ban wasn't mostly environmental types. It was corps like GE who couldn't make a profit on commodity Edison bulbs and wanted something more lucrative.

I do like the LEDs I got; the early ones were not so good, but these new ones, from a company that I think went out of business, are great, if the fixture will take them (they're too big for some). But I bought a more power-hungry computer to compensate.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2016 11:09 PM (iMxBJ)

195 Quarterly report on paper bag usage........



Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


Flippin' idjits.

What store owner in his right mind would submit to this? Just flip them the bird, already....and DARE them to shut the store down.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 02, 2016 11:09 PM (SgUT6)

196 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2016 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

I was thinking that he could use standard-base LEDs instead of the GU24 base.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 11:11 PM (Zu3d9)

197 Thanks for another terrific ONT, CBD!

And Thank You for posting the info on the upcoming Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup in the sidebar.

Hint, hint to all within range of Dayton....

Posted by: ibguy at October 02, 2016 11:11 PM (vUcdz)

198 I feel for poor Cara. I don't see how any teenager can go 27 seconds without texting.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 02, 2016 11:12 PM (ODkrH)

199 Evening everyone!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 02, 2016 11:12 PM (CtPHd)

200 Bebe, how are you tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 02, 2016 11:13 PM (CtPHd)

201 I ordered some Phillips 60W LED bulbs from Home Depot about a year ago and I haven't changed a light bulb since. I was forever changing the incandescent ones in this old house.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at October 02, 2016 11:16 PM (5MNba)

202 Mark. Mark. Mark, mark, mark, mark, mark!!!!!!

Posted by: Hair-lipped dog. at October 02, 2016 11:17 PM (SgUT6)

203 Yeah, well 'Sound Engineer' is pretty much a bogus job title. Lends gravitas, but means nothing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 11:09 PM (jO7js) ****

Are those the guys that turn excellent live performances into pieces of recorded shit?

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at October 02, 2016 11:19 PM (QviAd)

204 Pirates are really beating up on the Royals tonight.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 02, 2016 11:19 PM (+3oN1)

205 Watched the first episode of "Shuumatsu no Izetta" (AKA "Izetta, Die Lotzte Hexe" AKA "Izetta, the Last Witch").

Think Europe in 1940, but with a witch.

Also, the witch doesn't ride a broomstick.

The witch rides a BFG sniper-rifle.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 02, 2016 11:20 PM (vBeA5)

206 You would think these sound guys would have noticed you don't hear thunder at exactly the same time you see the lightning. Unless it's real close.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2016 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

207 Daredevil:

Matt Murdock visits Wilson Fisk in prison. He explains that despite his low status as a lawyer, he can upend Fisk's world and his goals before he ever gets out. For the price of six dollars in postage.

https://youtu.be/aQRsRWVOgwU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 11:22 PM (VdICR)

208 advice for Janet Napolilitano....if you run with the wolves, don't fall down

Posted by: torabora at October 02, 2016 11:23 PM (Z4Gz5)

209 200 Bebe, how are you tonight?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 02, 2016 11:13 PM (CtPHd)

Tired. Been mucking out the house all day. Got a nice pile gor charity pick up. How's school going?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 02, 2016 11:24 PM (hscyr)

210 Lowes, store brand I think, dusk to dawn LEDs. I put them in front porch and front court yard fixtures. Very pleased.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at October 02, 2016 11:24 PM (QviAd)

211 Are those the guys that turn excellent live performances into pieces of recorded shit?

Posted by: gNewt
--------------

Well, they are flexible, they can do the same thing with studio productions. You be surprised how compressors/limiters, gate/expanders, flangers and enhancers can really produce an unrecognizable recording.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2016 11:26 PM (w/iDp)

212 There was some perfidious push from GE to get people on the CFL and LEDs. Which at the time were of inferior light quality and only lasting a year. They've improved enormously, but it didn't pay to be ahead of the curve.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 11:28 PM (VdICR)

213 Hi bebe!

*waves*

Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2016 11:28 PM (uAvJJ)

214 Ahhhhh, Gracie!

Posted by: Hal Dall at October 02, 2016 11:29 PM (JMTDn)

215 Holy shit, someone put Valium in our Gatorade. Oh, and time out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at October 02, 2016 11:29 PM (kTF2Z)

216 "I ordered some Phillips 60W LED bulbs from Home
Depot about a year ago and I haven't changed a light bulb since. I was
forever changing the incandescent ones in this old house.

Posted by: mullingthingsover"

I'm constantly changing three way bulbs, as it seems no-one makes any that can last longer than a month or so.

I have not found anyone that makes LED three way bulbs.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2016 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)

217 Hi Chemmie,

You behaving yourself? Char any poor unsuspecting beef lately?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 02, 2016 11:30 PM (+hav2)

218 #192

It shouldn't be a problem as an LED using an Edison socket draws less power than the equivalent CFL.


Posted by: Epobirs at October 02, 2016 11:31 PM (IdCqF)

219 bebe, I did some cooking today, just chili and some scrambled eggs, cooking up for the week, nothing serious, no kitchen fires, so I consider it a success how are you doing?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2016 11:33 PM (uAvJJ)

220 147 Deplorable April. We should get in touch. How to off this thread? Certainly horde has suggestions.

Posted by: True Ohio Story at October 02, 2016 11:34 PM (LOvUN)

221
207 Daredevil:

Matt Murdock visits Wilson Fisk in prison. He explains that despite his low status as a lawyer, he can upend Fisk's world and his goals before he ever gets out. For the price of six dollars in postage.

https://youtu.be/aQRsRWVOgwU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2016 11:22 PM (VdICR)



One of my favorite scenes in Daredevil was in the first season and he's asking his priest if he believes that the devil is real.

Unfortunately I don't think anyone has ripped that to youtube. At least I haven't found it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 02, 2016 11:36 PM (bMG0w)

222 That teenagreitis bit was really funny. Dealing with a teenager tonight. We went out to dinner for spouses birthday. Teen complained that we parked too far away. Then he asked, "Why do I have to be in orchestra?" Uhhh, because we said you do. Then I can't remember what he was complaining about, but I finally said, "If I hear one more complaint, your internet privileges will be removed tonight all day today tomorrow and your phone will be confiscated." I finally figured out that low blood sugar might be the problem. He had a big sandwich at 12:30, but it was 5;15 and he hadn't eaten since the afternoon. He's on the teen/cross country runner schedule and he needs to be feed every three hours it seems. He perked up and started smiling after having some huge seafood tower thing.

I sometimes feel parents need hazardous duty pay in order to get through the teen years. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 02, 2016 11:38 PM (EnGQE)

223 Bebe,

School is going fine. I have homework to finish up tonight that I don't want to do, so I'm looking for any distraction. Midterms this week and next, but I'm not too worried.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 02, 2016 11:38 PM (FYrz1)

224 122 Deeds not words. Trust but verify. Etc.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2016 10:34 PM (kDVFi)

Janet Napolitano. No trust ever. Enemy.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 02, 2016 10:36 PM (heN73)

Bitch outsourced the IT for the entire Univ. of CA system last month.... 5 year contract.... to a company who does overseas helpdesks, and imports H1Bs for onhand local support.

As an out of work IT guy near a UC.... I'm not happy...

Posted by: Don Q. at October 02, 2016 11:38 PM (qf6WZ)

225 Nah, LeVeon Bell hooked us up before the game.

Posted by: Chiefs playets, stoned out of their gourd at October 02, 2016 11:40 PM (89T5c)

226 Time for bed. Good night Horde

Posted by: josephistan at October 02, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)

227 219 how are you doing?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2016 11:33 PM (uAvJJ)

Muddling along. Going to have to start looking for a new job. How are this semester's special snowflakes?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 02, 2016 11:41 PM (hscyr)

228 "A fan disrupted the Bears/Lions game on Sunday when he ran out on the
field wearing a full gorilla costume and a shirt that read "All Lives
Matter" on the front and "Put The Guns Down" on the back. He was
tackled, removed from the game and turned over to authorities."

Snort...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2016 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)

229 Bebe,

What happened at work?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 02, 2016 11:43 PM (FYrz1)

230 Annnnd it's bedtime for me. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2016 11:43 PM (w+Jhj)

231 bebe, oh no! what is happening with your employment??

Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2016 11:45 PM (uAvJJ)

232 I am being told my post looks like spam.

*sigh*

I want to be vienna sausages

Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2016 11:45 PM (KOBAq)

233 Big Ben's jersy looks like he just put it on. Good game. Only game I watched today.

Posted by: Chiefs playets, stoned out of their gourd at October 02, 2016 11:46 PM (89T5c)

234 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2016 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)

Cree makes some great 3-way LED bulbs. I've had them in every 3-way lamp in the house for more than a year.

The warm color bulbs look really nice.

I bought them from Amazon using the AOSHQ store to flip the Ewok a few bucks.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 02, 2016 11:46 PM (nvMvs)

235 228 "A fan disrupted the Bears/Lions game on Sunday when he ran out on the
field wearing a full gorilla costume and a shirt that read "All Lives
Matter" on the front and "Put The Guns Down" on the back. He was
tackled, removed from the game and turned over to authorities."

Snort...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

so, short answer is me and Mrs. Mahon missed nothing, seeing no football today as we drove home from Yellowstone to Colorado. Noted.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 02, 2016 11:46 PM (b3h+X)

236 I generally like LEDs, though I haven't had the best luck with them. I bought a bunch of PAR38s at Costco, for $30 each, and they lasted maybe 3 years before they started dying. It's still possible that they paid for themselves, though, because I was going through $9 halogens at a terrific rate.

Then I bought some dimmable LEDs for a ceiling fan. Killed the controller (in the fan). $200-ish to fix, but I haven't yet because the dang thing is 20 feet in the air. I need a 16-foot step ladder just to change the bulbs, but it's on a four or five foot downrod; no idea how I'm going to remove it for maintenance.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 02, 2016 11:47 PM (VSenK)

237 Ho damn, I forgot about AoSHQ/Amazon thing.


Some of the bands that opened for the Airplane:
Santana
The Doors
Jimi Hendrix
The Who
Janis Joplin
Steve Miller



Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at October 02, 2016 11:47 PM (QviAd)

238 bebe and I have a pretty good class this year

Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2016 11:48 PM (uAvJJ)

239 Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 02, 2016 11:46 PM (nvMvs)

You've had a three-way for more than a year and this is the first we are hearing of it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 11:49 PM (Zu3d9)

240 Remember. "The cobra will bite you whether you call it cobra or Mr. Cobra".

Posted by: Michelle at October 02, 2016 11:50 PM (b5nJy)

241 Snakes skeeve me out. Having one staring me down when first opening the page was disconcerting.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at October 02, 2016 11:52 PM (5MNba)

242 Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2016 11:45 PM (KOBAq)

Is this your first comment in this thread?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 11:53 PM (Zu3d9)

243 And every time I refresh or comment too. Jeez.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at October 02, 2016 11:53 PM (5MNba)

244 Let's see: person tells the order taker its name is Mark (?) with a "C" (who would give a phuck how you spell our name) and it is rendered as "Cark". It is not clear to me which of the two people involved best illustrates stupidity.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 02, 2016 11:53 PM (NUqwG)

245 That teenagreitis bit was really funny. Dealing with a teenager tonight. We went out to dinner for spouses birthday. Teen complained that we parked too far away. Then he asked, "Why do I have to be in orchestra?" Uhhh, because we said you do. Then I can't remember what he was complaining about, but I finally said, "If I hear one more complaint, your internet privileges will be removed tonight all day today tomorrow and your phone will be confiscated." I finally figured out that low blood sugar might be the problem. He had a big sandwich at 12:30, but it was 5;15 and he hadn't eaten since the afternoon. He's on the teen/cross country runner schedule and he needs to be feed every three hours it seems. He perked up and started smiling after having some huge seafood tower thing.

I sometimes feel parents need hazardous duty pay in order to get through the teen years. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 02, 2016 11:38 PM (EnGQE)


As a teenager, I never had that type of problem with my parents. They didn't demand or require respect. I didn't even try to appease them out of respect. I simply tried not to cause them too much trouble because I loved them to much, as they very much deserved.

Of course, some of my friends as a youth were very ill respected by others around the neighborhood, but not by my Mother, whom they always treated with respect...

Posted by: Parents' most loved Hat at October 02, 2016 11:54 PM (vBeA5)

246 Chemjeff. Now that you've got to fire a .22, a 9mm and a .38 Special, which caliber will you choose to compete in the Postal Match, as announced in the previous thread?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 02, 2016 11:54 PM (v5iqM)

247 It is not clear to me which of the two people involved best illustrates stupidity.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 02, 2016 11:53 PM (NUqwG)

Mark is a relatively common name, so perhaps in the interest of clarity and to avoid the confusion and the existential issue of getting a half-decaf-mocca-frapuccino instead of a soy milk-latte-extra-foam, he specified.

But...now that I think about it...it is possible that both are idiots.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 11:56 PM (Zu3d9)

248 I have a soft spot for Dorothy Parker. Yeah, she was a lefty but at least in her case she had wit and sparkle. It was a great novelty in the 1920's for a tiny little woman to be so sharp-tongued. I see her as a predecessor to Florence King.

I loved her fiction and poetry when I was a teenager. I find it hasn't aged well, but her book and theater reviews are still tremendously funny.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 02, 2016 11:56 PM (P8951)

249 I sometimes feel parents need hazardous duty pay in order to get through the teen years.


I took some pre-emptive action when my kids were pre-teens.

I explained, you are smart kids but you are about to become stupid. Teenagers are stupid.

Then when they were teenagers I would remind them that they were stupid but it's not their fault because teenagers and that they might grow out of it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2016 11:57 PM (mgbwf)

250 First episode of "WWW.Working!!": Weird and pathological yet plausible characters. The fine line between wacky-silliness and potential character development.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 02, 2016 11:57 PM (vBeA5)

251 Jim you are too kind. I think I will pass on the contest this time around. But thanks for thinking of me.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2016 11:57 PM (uAvJJ)

252 239 Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 02, 2016 11:46 PM (nvMvs)

You've had a three-way for more than a year and this is the first we are hearing of it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 11:49 PM (Zu3d9)


The best I could scrounge up was Whoopi Goldberg and Janet Reno, so it's not really something I'm proud about.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 02, 2016 11:58 PM (nvMvs)

253 New senior management, who rule through fear & intimidation. They also seem to be on the work the employees until they burnout & leave, and them replace them with less, cheaper heads plan. Been there, done that, don't need to do it again.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 02, 2016 11:59 PM (hscyr)

254 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 02, 2016 11:56 PM (Zu3d9)
------------------------------------------
I would have written it as Markc and I may be stupid too!

Posted by: RioBravo at October 02, 2016 11:59 PM (NUqwG)

255 Posted by: Parents' most loved Hat at October 02, 2016 11:54 PM (vBeA5)

Your parents were very fortunate and so were you. A lot of people I know have kids who are difficult sometimes as teens. I have one friend whose son has turned out to be a nice hard working fellow (He's in his mid twenties) , but she did says for a while as a teen he would roll his eyes and snark and she and her husband finally said "Change your attitude or your lifestyle will change." He realize how fortunate he was having the parents he did and the privileges he had.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 02, 2016 11:59 PM (EnGQE)

256 Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2016 11:57 PM (mgbwf)

LOL. Teenagers are so weird. He can be a PITA and then two hours later he's hugging me and saying, "I love you, mom." Hormones! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 12:01 AM (EnGQE)

257 "He had a big sandwich at 12:30, but it was 5;15 and he hadn't eaten since the afternoon. He's on the teen/cross country runner schedule and he needs to be feed every three hours it seems. He perked up and started smiling after having some huge seafood tower thing."

The appetite of active teenage boys is a wonder to behold. Their stomachs are bottomless pits. My kid brother was on the track team too, and he would come home after practice, down something like 7 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a half gallon of milk and still eat hearty at dinner time. And the guy was a toothpick when he was 16.

I can't imagine what big dudes on the football team eat in the course of a day.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:03 AM (P8951)

258 New senior management, who rule through fear & intimidation. They also seem to be on the work the employees until they burnout & leave, and them replace them with less, cheaper heads plan. Been there, done that, don't need to do it again.

When did you start working for the same company as I do?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2016 12:05 AM (WnZAV)

259 "I didn't even try to appease them out of respect. I simply tried not to cause them too much trouble because I loved them to much, as they very much deserved."

My parents were good ones, but I gave them trouble. I was a rebellious teen. I regret it now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:05 AM (P8951)

260 Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:03 AM (P8951)

He ran Cross country and Track last year too, but I don't remember his appetite being this large. Maybe it's a combination of doing the running and bring 16.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 12:05 AM (EnGQE)

261 I find it funny that Jefferson Airplane is so beloved by the Left as this big-time counter-culture icon.

You know how the band got started? This is brilliant, by the way.

Marty Balin wanted to start a rock band. The first thing he did was put together a group of investors to open up a nightclub. This way, his band would be guaranteed a place to perform. And if it didn't work out, hey, he'd still be part-owner of a San Francisco nightclub.

How bourgeois and capitalistic! And also, like I just said, brilliant.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 03, 2016 12:05 AM (0OG8D)

262 Dorothy who?

Posted by: Flannery O'Connor at October 03, 2016 12:07 AM (LOvUN)

263 Flannery O'Connor was one of my favorite writers, but I enjoyed Dorothy Parker's stuff too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 12:10 AM (EnGQE)

264 Retired crewchief here. I was once stationed at Luke AFB, AZ where USAF F-16 pilots are trained. I used to hate when they came to the time where they learned how to do aerial refueling. Sometimes half the backbone of the jet was nothing but scrape marks. Looking at them, one would wonder how they missed the aft plexiglass of the canopy.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 03, 2016 12:10 AM (jKUeC)

265 CBD. yep, first posting in this thread. I was posting about the first Mass I've been to in 30 years.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2016 12:11 AM (KOBAq)

266 Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 12:05 AM (EnGQE)

The family next door had 10 boys and 2 girls. Can you imagine that food bill?

Sometimes the mom would just send one of the kids to the Dairy Queen down the street to pick up 4 bags of hamburgers for dinner. I can't blame her. I was friends with the girls and everytime I walked into the house it was like WWIII in there.

This is even more mind-blowing by today's standards. They had only 3 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The girls had twin beds, the boys were all jammed into 1 room with 10 bunk beds. I asked one of the girls how they managed with one bathroom. She said, "we had a schedule for taking showers. And you didn't linger."

I thought of them when I heard a woman say recently that she couldn't have a third child although her husband wanted one because they couldn't afford a bigger house and she couldn't possibly expect her kids to share a bedroom.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

267 "But nooooo, I'm watching Fear of the Living Dead and got distracted.
Anyone else watching that?
Posted by: Farmer"

Back in the first few episodes it had a scene where the guy was watching houses some distance away (at least a half mile or more) through binocs and he saw gunfire, and the sound and the flashes were simultaneous.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2016 11:00 PM

Oh I'm sure it did. Caught a few anomalies tonight too. Wife likes it so I watch along. Stupid fun viewing while I wander the ONT and take out the garbage.

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 12:14 AM (o/90i)

268 263 Flannery O'Connor was one of my favorite writers, but I enjoyed Dorothy Parker's stuff too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 12:10 AM (EnGQE)

Yes, so do I.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:15 AM (P8951)

269 258. When did you start working for the same company as I do?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2016 12:05 AM (WnZAV)

Lotta places going full retard, unfortunately.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 03, 2016 12:15 AM (hscyr)

270 I couldn't make it very far on the refueling video, because my husband's plane has to get refueled a lot, and I've heard some horror stories.....

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 12:16 AM (ar2KI)

271 I like that story, Donna.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 12:16 AM (EnGQE)

272 hey Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable!

if you're still here, please look at this poast on the gun thread:

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 02, 2016 11:07 PM (oHoa3)


for your son's Icelandic lady...

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 12:18 AM (oHoa3)

273 A 3-switch chandelier with 3 to 5 bulbs might be better than a 3-way bulb.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2016 12:18 AM (VdICR)

274 The family next door had 10 boys and 2 girls. Can you imagine that food bill?

Sometimes the mom would just send one of the kids to the Dairy Queen down the street to pick up 4 bags of hamburgers for dinner. I can't blame her. I was friends with the girls and everytime I walked into the house it was like WWIII in there.

This is even more mind-blowing by today's standards. They had only 3 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The girls had twin beds, the boys were all jammed into 1 room with 10 bunk beds. I asked one of the girls how they managed with one bathroom. She said, "we had a schedule for taking showers. And you didn't linger."

I thought of them when I heard a woman say recently that she couldn't have a third child although her husband wanted one because they couldn't afford a bigger house and she couldn't possibly expect her kids to share a bedroom.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

Nine kids in my family...7 girls and 2 boys. One bathroom. Oldest was out of the house by the time 2nd youngest was born and 2nd oldest was out of the house by the time youngest was born, so 7 kids at home was the most at one time. We had a 4 bedroom house.

When we got up to jr. high and high school, the rule was you had to take a shower after practice so you used the school's water instead of the house water.

Us girls shared the bathroom when necessary. One taking a shower, one on the toilet, 2 at the mirror, etc. The boys just headed outside to the outhouse. They knew they wouldn't get in there.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at October 03, 2016 12:18 AM (5MNba)

275 Marty Balin wanted to start a rock band. The first thing he did was put together a group of investors to open up a nightclub. This way, his band would be guaranteed a place to perform. And if it didn't work out, hey, he'd still be part-owner of a San Francisco nightclub.


I had not known that and I just went down a rabbit hole of Airplane stuff.

I always thought I was hearing Jeff Airplane when I was listening to SCN's "Wooden Ships" and then I would get confused. So I looked up the song and each band has a version. So who wrote it?

Aaaargh. The streams crossed. Crosby and Still wrote it with Kantner (Airplane). Wiki says both versions are considered original.

Anyway, the rabbit pun was intentional.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2016 12:19 AM (mgbwf)

276 anyone here ever worked with sheep, the woolly kind?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)

277 sheep which are alive, not in kebab, roast, or chop form.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:22 AM (cPsPa)

278 I can see I made a great start on being in this week's "Wall Of Shame" so I'll say goodnight now. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 12:22 AM (EnGQE)

279 CSN. Also, Stills.

I would like to blame the typos on the Moron next to me.

*punches next Moron*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2016 12:22 AM (mgbwf)

280 only in the briefest, most distant approach, Yankee Fifth.

Have you promised to shear a flock, or are you looking for worming suggestions?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2016 12:23 AM (KOBAq)

281 276 anyone here ever worked with sheep, the woolly kind?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)

In 4-H, eons ago.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at October 03, 2016 12:23 AM (5MNba)

282 That's very interesting about Balin. Reading while listening about their excellent drummer Spencer Dryden who was Charlie Chaplin's nephew.

Not quite a garage band startup.


Well, finished that playlist. On, to Conversations with Myself.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at October 03, 2016 12:24 AM (QviAd)

283 night FenelonSpoke

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:24 AM (cPsPa)

284 I'm constantly changing three way bulbs, as it seems no-one makes any that can last longer than a month or so.

I have not found anyone that makes LED three way bulbs.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2016 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)


Home Depot up here in Roanoke sells Cree and GE 3 way bulbs.


One thing I miss about the good old fashioned light bulbs is that we have a half bathroom that doesn't get a lot of heat in the winter, leaving the light on on there made it a toasty little room when nature called.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 03, 2016 12:25 AM (1JnAL)

285 "The family next door had 10 boys and 2 girls"

There was a 20 year difference between the eldest son and the youngest son. Chris got married and became a dad at 21 and would bring his boy over to play with his young siblings.

It always kind of freaked me out to see that kid out there playing marbles and tug-of-war with his younger uncles who were only a couple of years older than he was.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:27 AM (P8951)

286 well, have to fold laundry and go to bed.
good night

Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2016 12:27 AM (uAvJJ)

287 only in the briefest, most distant approach, Yankee Fifth.

Have you promised to shear a flock, or are you looking for worming suggestions?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2016 12:23 AM (KOBAq)



heh. no someone needs some help with an unusual sheep venture and I was thinking of lending a hand. curious about how much it would cost to feed sheep in the northern midwest during the winter, assuming they could not graze on the frozen tundra outside.

the guy does not have any hay on hand this year so he would have to buy everything for his flock of 50 sheep which are about 10 months old to get to the spring.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:27 AM (cPsPa)

288

While 'Rabbit' is great, Grace Slick's version of 'Want Somebody to Love' may well be one of the 10 greatest classic rock songs ever performed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug32SjIWfKs

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 03, 2016 12:28 AM (mBYZv)

289 Wife was youngest of 11. Gal right next to her in marketing dept. from family of 13.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 03, 2016 12:28 AM (3VwJI)

290
In 4-H, eons ago.
Posted by: mullingthingsover at October 03, 2016 12:23 AM (5MNba)



hey, please read 287

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:28 AM (cPsPa)

291 One thing I miss about the good old fashioned light bulbs is that we have a half bathroom that doesn't get a lot of heat in the winter, leaving the light on on there made it a toasty little room when nature called.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 03, 2016 12:25 AM (1JnAL)

I work at home 2 days a week, and I code, so sitting at a desk for hours at a time happens every day. I would turn the heat down in the winter and wear a sweatshirt, sweatpants, socks and shoes and put a lamp under the desk to help keep my feet warm. Worked wonderfully! Saved some $$$ that way...

Posted by: mullingthingsover at October 03, 2016 12:28 AM (5MNba)

292 anyone here ever worked with sheep, the woolly kind?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)

My grandfather raised show sheep (Cheviot breed). What do you need to know?

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 12:28 AM (ar2KI)

293 Good night horde. Here comes Monday morning.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:29 AM (P8951)

294 My grandfather raised show sheep (Cheviot breed). What do you need to know?
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 12:28 AM (ar2KI)



Hey Pookysgirl, please read 287

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:29 AM (cPsPa)

295 I'm out too. Nite nite

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 03, 2016 12:30 AM (hscyr)

296 G'night, bebe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2016 12:30 AM (WnZAV)

297 night bebe's boobs destroy

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:31 AM (cPsPa)

298 While 'Rabbit' is great, Grace Slick's version of 'Want Somebody to Love' may well be one of the 10 greatest classic rock songs ever performed...


She brought both of those songs to Airplane from her previous band The Great Society.

I'd claim trivia points but it's come up before and apparently a lot of the Horde knows that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2016 12:31 AM (mgbwf)

299 the guy does not have any hay on hand this year so he would have to buy everything for his flock of 50 sheep which are about 10 months old to get to the spring.
Posted by: yankeefifth


This sounds like the opening line for a chapter about "bad times" in Little House on the Prairie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2016 12:31 AM (V3IFq)

300 Can't help you. You might ask the 4H people, or the extension service.

Good luck.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2016 12:31 AM (KOBAq)

301 Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2016 12:11 AM (KOBAq)

Ah.....I thought a previous one had been deleted and was worried that the hamsters were on strike.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2016 12:33 AM (Zu3d9)

302 This sounds like the opening line for a chapter about "bad times" in Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2016 12:31 AM (V3IFq)



well, his plan changed midstream. I would like to help him but I want some accurate information about how much it is going to cost so we do not have an inadequate budget which only gets us half way to the goal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:33 AM (cPsPa)

303 Yeah, my experience is that when we visited the farm in northern Illinois around Christmas, Grandpa would have to get up early to feed the sheep along with the other animals. He had a fairly big pasture for them (with a brook, even!), but it was covered in snow at that time of year.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 12:34 AM (ar2KI)

304 You might ask the 4H people, or the extension service.

Good luck.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2016 12:31 AM (KOBAq)


no problem. thanks.


I have done some preliminary research but was curious if any of the horde had any experience.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:35 AM (cPsPa)

305 something that started out as a crop became more of a bunch of pets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:36 AM (cPsPa)

306 A friend's family had cattle in Pennsylvania, said they had a tunnel from the house to the barn...snow.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at October 03, 2016 12:36 AM (QviAd)

307 something that started out as a crop became more of a bunch of pets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:36 AM (cPsPa)

Hah, my grandpa was much more sentimental than my grandma. He would raise them and get them all ready for shows, and she would put them in the lambloaf.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 12:38 AM (ar2KI)

308 anyone here ever worked with sheep, the woolly kind?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)
My grandfather raised show sheep (Cheviot breed). What do you need to know?
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 12:28 AM

My Dad used to show sheep, no idea what kind. I'l ask him if you want, email is below.

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 12:39 AM (o/90i)

309 Good night horde. Here comes Monday morning.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 03, 2016 12:29 AM

Be well Donna.

T

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 12:42 AM (o/90i)

310 True story: I actually have sold hay and straw.... only for export though. I know the diff between rye, fescue, and alfalfa.

Couldn't tell you which end of the animal it goes in though.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2016 12:44 AM (V3IFq)

311 My Dad used to show sheep, no idea what kind. I'l ask him if you want, email is below.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 12:39 AM (o/90i)



hey Farmer, thanks but that is too much trouble for you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:47 AM (cPsPa)

312 night everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:48 AM (cPsPa)

313 the guy does not have any hay on hand this year so he would have to buy everything for his flock of 50 sheep which are about 10 months old to get to the spring.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:27 AM

Why does he have 50 young sheep on hand w/ no plans on how to feed them thru the winter? Is he new at this?

There are markets for hay around the Midwest, he should easily find some, cost is another thing.

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 12:49 AM (o/90i)

314 Paul Kantner didn't consider himself too good for capitalism, either. After he left Jefferson Starship, he realized that none of the original members of Jefferson were in that band anymore.

So, he had a cease-and-desist letter sent to the remaining members of the band, demanding that they not use the words "Jefferson" or "Airplane" in their band's name.

That's why they changed their name from Jefferson Starship to just Starship

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 03, 2016 12:51 AM (0OG8D)

315 Lotta places going full retard, unfortunately.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 03, 2016 12:15 AM (hscyr)

I'm getting nit picked to death at my job.

Never thought a church would be my worst employer ever. On my last day I'm gonna take a dive into the outdoors baptistry just as a final F you.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 03, 2016 12:52 AM (9yFog)

316 Yeah, my experience is that when we visited the farm in northern Illinois around Christmas, Grandpa would have to get up early to feed the sheep along with the other animals. He had a fairly big pasture for them (with a brook, even!), but it was covered in snow at that time of year.
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 12:34 AM

Where in N IL pooyksgirl? I'm in Lee Co.

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 12:54 AM (o/90i)

317 Howdy, beloved Horde!

I poked around on some Facebook pages today. I wanted to see what the lefties in the family were up to.

Did you know that Bush lost 22 million emails, so it's hypocritical to pay any mind to Hillary's emails?

It's like the lefties live in a totally different universe.

Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2016 12:54 AM (xVuS6)

318 anyone here ever worked with sheep, the woolly kind?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)

I helped harvest lamb fries one day. Most disgusting thing I've ever been a part of.

Does that count?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 03, 2016 12:55 AM (9yFog)

319 Paul Kantner didn't consider himself too good for capitalism, either. After he left Jefferson Starship, he realized that none of the original members of Jefferson were in that band anymore.

So, he had a cease-and-desist letter sent to the remaining members of the band, demanding that they not use the words "Jefferson" or "Airplane" in their band's name.

That's why they changed their name from Jefferson Starship to just Starship
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 03, 2016 12:51 AM (0OG8D)


Funny how the most ardent privacy protecting' individuals are those who ain't necessarily the utopian individuals you'd think they are...

Posted by: The Musing Hat at October 03, 2016 12:57 AM (vBeA5)

320 the guy does not have any hay on hand this year so he would have to buy everything for his flock of 50 sheep which are about 10 months old to get to the spring.
Posted by: yankeefifth

I haven't lived on a farm in a while, but that sounds like some piss poor planning.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 03, 2016 12:59 AM (9yFog)

321 True story: I actually have sold hay and straw.... only for export though. I know the diff between rye, fescue, and alfalfa.

Couldn't tell you which end of the animal it goes in though.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2016 12:44 AM (V3IFq)


Oh, the animals know...kinda...

Posted by: The Hay Hat at October 03, 2016 12:59 AM (vBeA5)

322 I have been told that Cree makes the best LED bulbs. All the components are made in the USA. I think they are only sold at Home Depot. In WI there is a program to reduce the cost funded by taxpayers of course. LEDs work much better than other bulbs in the cold

Posted by: lurking grandma at October 03, 2016 12:59 AM (2VaQu)

323 At least we still have Florida:
http://tinyurl.com/hzqnna6

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2016 01:02 AM (6FqZa)

324 I have been told that Cree makes the best LED bulbs. All the components are made in the USA. I think they are only sold at Home Depot. In WI there is a program to reduce the cost funded by taxpayers of course. LEDs work much better than other bulbs in the cold
Posted by: lurking grandma at October 03, 2016 12:59 AM

TY. Hi lurking grandma, we need another WiMoMEE, yes?

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 01:05 AM (o/90i)

325 #319: Yeah, intellectual property and the rights thereto (Is that even a word? Whatever...) are an important part of capitalism. And Kantner smartly made a move to protect the intellectual property of his band's name.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 03, 2016 01:06 AM (0OG8D)

326 Where in N IL pooyksgirl? I'm in Lee Co.



Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 12:54 AM (o/90i)

Stephenson County, south of Dakota.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 01:13 AM (ar2KI)

327 'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 03, 2016 01:13 AM (9yFog)

328 Night all.

Here is "Winter Sun" by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvGb1zL47Ms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvGb1zL47Ms

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 03, 2016 01:14 AM (vBeA5)

329 Speaking of sheep, and winter. Warning: Wall o' literary text:


The earth was thirsty for the snow. The winter wheat, in peril of its life, shrank in need to be covered with the soft white blanket. The snow began falling at dusk from a still and milky sky. The flakes at first were large and loose. They slapped against walls, against the boughs and trunks of trees, with the wet impact of a child's kiss. They clung, slipped, melted, and the earth for an hour or more drank them in like rain. With the sudden dark, the air turned cold, the ground stiffened, the snow gathered itself together in compact crystals and fell hard and fast as though the elements had had enough of softness. The sharp particles hissed against window-panes then settled down to a steady pelting.

Asa sensed the coming of the snow in mid-afternoon. He never failed in his planning, but because he worked so thoroughly and slowly he was often somewhat behind. He had begun but had not finished the laying of straw in the sheep-shed, the placing of salt pans and the cleaning of feeding troughs. The hired man Joe had moved on early to his winter factory work, probably to be near his sweetheart. Ase needed him now and knew he should have insisted that Joe help complete these preparations before leaving. He could not hold any man against his will. Hurry was impossible for him, but he made a more concentrated effort, tense against the tenseness of the sky, and finished the furnishing of the shed for its wooly winter guests. He filled the watering trough and set out for the high pasture. The dog Shep was anxious, understanding that some routine was about to change. He hesitated when his master did not go in the direction of the cows, followed at his heels uncertainly, then knew in an instant it was the sheep to be brought in, and bounded ahead up the brown hill. The sheep too had felt the impending snow and had taken shelter in the hemlock woods, dangerously near the bog. They were not in sight and Ase was disturbed.

He called, "Shepp, sheep, sheep!"

The sweet tinkle of the weather's bell answered him. Shep heard it , scented the flock, and was far ahead of Ase, to turn them gently, to drive them from the dark woods, over the hill, down the lane and into the shed, snug and welcoming. The bleats were excited, but hungry after the late poor feeding, the sheep began a contented nibbling on the bean-pods waiting for them. They ate daintily, their velvet noses twitching. Ase heard the first snowflakes plashing against the safe walls, and while there was much work still to be done, stood watching and listening. It gave a man almost more satisfaction to care for, feed, animals than human beings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2016 01:19 AM (yddCj)

330 Hmmm, small world. My Mom's family was just north of there, Orangeville and across the border into WI, Oneco Twp. comes to mind.

Shoot me an email in my nic if you would. I want to drive up that area looking for old homes and cemeteries again.

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 01:24 AM (o/90i)

331 Are the rough service bulbs still available at the auto parts stores? They are same size and wattage as the old bulbs. The 'rough service' made them exempt.

Posted by: as we forgive those who tresspass against us at October 03, 2016 01:34 AM (Y9qsy)

332 Every writer gets them, but it must be maddening for professionals. Off hand, I can't think of an equivalent outside of sports....or the bedroom.

You're kidding, right?

"Writer's block" is something that everyone experiences. It's just that most professions are far more important than writing - the world could have been perfectly well off if Dorothy Parker had never written a thing - and the tasks in those other professions so important to mankind and so difficult that all have just assumed that one only has a very finite and limited amount of new ideas to contribute.

In math, or any of the theoretical sciences (real sciences), if one comes up with one great idea then that is a career. Depending on how great the idea is that could easily be an historical career. But very few are ever expected to come up with a second. That's why mathematicians tend to be finished by their early 20s (in terms of any ground-breaking work they might do) and the Fields Medal isn't even considered for anyone over 40.

That's not to say that there aren't mathematicians who come up with more than a single great idea or produce past their 20s. There have been some, to be sure, but they are so few that even Barky can count the number in all of history.

Writers just whine about it more than anyone else and like to pretend that their work is so, so, SO important. It isn't. Writing is, almost entirely, entertainment. Nothing wrong with entertainment. Man demands to be entertained. But entertainment doesn't take us from the caves to space.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2016 01:36 AM (zc3Db)

333 Shoot me an email in my nic if you would. I want to drive up that area looking for old homes and cemeteries again. Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 01:24 AM (o/90i)

Consider yourself shot..... with an email, that is.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 03, 2016 01:40 AM (ar2KI)

334 Circa Jefferson Airplane, my favorite earworm.

It's a Beautiful Day-
Bombay Calling
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEKg9qyEQmw

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 01:50 AM (g6yUI)

335 ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Well stated. Pasteur was very annoyed when, after his second great idea, everyone thought it was luck.

When he had his third great idea, he came up with "Chance favors the prepared mind."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 01:58 AM (u82oZ)

336 Rough service incandescent bulbs are available almost anywhere.
I find the best are at Grainger. Don't recall the brand.

The only E base light bulbs I've ever seen at an auto parts store are 12v, for shop/work lights designed to operate off of a cigarette lighter or battery clamps.

Posted by: Tom Horn at October 03, 2016 02:06 AM (8Vo5Q)

337 anyone here ever worked with sheep, the woolly kind?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)

---
i was Cavalry for a few years...

does that count?


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 02:09 AM (oHoa3)

338 It's a Beautiful Day-

Bombay Calling

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEKg9qyEQmw
---
a great band few remember...

i have both original and bootleg vinyl of that LP

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 02:11 AM (oHoa3)

339 Thanks redc1c4, for that tune.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 02:15 AM (u82oZ)

340 a great band few remember...

i have both original and bootleg vinyl of that LP
Posted by: redc1c4

Fuzzy memory on my part, but "White Bird" is about the band, trapped by contract to stay in a gig in Seattle, while knowing better opportunities awaited them in San Fran.

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 02:20 AM (g6yUI)

341 What's the thinnest moon you can see called? It looked like an eyelash tonight.

Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2016 02:39 AM (FNGGO)

342 GREAT NEWS!!


I'm finishing off my last beers.


And I'm NOT being a ban-worthy jack-ass on Ace of Spades at quarter to three in the morning!


All of you that read this, have a great day. It's not JUST the beer talking, but after the debt bubble bursts, we are going to have unprecedented amount of freedom.


All of you have a great week.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2016 02:49 AM (n7ncP)

343 >>>24 Cobra Bison [Weiner] Dog
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 02, 2016 09:55 PM (BS8yt)

Is the Open Blogger CBD?

Posted by: m at October 03, 2016 03:00 AM (/4GEs)

344 HEY! MORE GREAT NEWS!


I don't usually drink much or am up this late BUT apparently about 3:00 AM is when you can be a drunken asshole on Ace of Spades and STILL not annoy anyone.


And of course, I really do hope that all of you have a happy week.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2016 03:03 AM (n7ncP)

345 What's the thinnest moon you can see called? It looked like an eyelash tonight.

Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2016 02:39 AM (FNGGO)


That sounds like a good name. I'll call them "eyelash moons" from now on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2016 03:03 AM (zc3Db)

346 Yep CBD.

Posted by: Catwrangler at October 03, 2016 03:04 AM (4LWma)

347 What's the thinnest moon you can see called? It looked like an eyelash tonight.
Posted by: t-bird

What are they called? Depends if you're Muslim or Jewish.

Muslim Sunni vs Shia differ on dates of New Moons, based on how they are determined .

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 03:08 AM (g6yUI)

348 >>>346 Yep CBD.
Posted by: Catwrangler at October 03, 2016 03:04 AM (4LWma)

Cool. ONT plus a game.

Posted by: m at October 03, 2016 03:11 AM (/4GEs)

349 CBD.
Posted by: Catwrangler

What gave it away?
Hm. Snake Wildebeest Dog doesn't work.

How about
Cobra Bison Dachshund?
Ya. That works.

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 03:22 AM (g6yUI)

350 Nite all. I'm up from a nap and plan to go back and sleep till the morn, we shall see.
Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2016 03:25 AM (o/90i)

351 CobraBisonDachshund
This is HotelBravoOscarAlpha
Why is the new tanker not called Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator?
Do you copy, over.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 03, 2016 03:29 AM (FtrY1)

352 "And I'm NOT being a ban-worthy jack-ass on Ace of Spades at quarter to three in the morning!"
---
it's only a quarter of one here, i'm a drunken bastard of ill repute and it is my intemperate opinion that getting your dumb ass banned here, or anywhere else that you are otherwise welcome, is an exercise in being a dick.

twitter banned by some?
yeah, you likely shredded a few unicorns. BTDT

HuffPo? same same...

FarceBook? the butthurt is strong there.

banned here?
not the same, most likely. hell, i still have, last time i looked, an FGL log on.

why? because, when the host changed their mind about the blog, i just said "your house, your rules" and left, W/O a flounce.

same goes here, IMHO: it's Ace's place, and i'm a guest.

i can follow his rules, show myself out or get 86'd.

kinda like Paterico's, where i haven't poasted in months: he's on a #NeverTrump kick, so i just don't go there.

IMHO, we need two Internets: one for the adults, and one for the rest of humanity W/access to it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 03:55 AM (oHoa3)

353 Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 03:55 AM (oHoa3)



That's a lot of anger for so early in the morning.


Dude. relax.


I really hope you have a happy day.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2016 03:59 AM (n7ncP)

354 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 04:02 AM (ofpt4)

355 354
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 04:02 AM (ofpt
Tell that to redcic4.

And good morning Skip. Someone else out in the internet universe hopes you have a great day.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2016 04:12 AM (n7ncP)

356 Everyone call it a night and no one else up yet.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 04:14 AM (ofpt4)

357 "not the same, most likely. hell, i still have, last time i looked, an FGL log on. :

You sure? cj has been purging inactive accounts. Mine bit the dust over a year ago. I had a grand total of 3 comments there.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 03, 2016 04:15 AM (d76uN)

358 CobraBisonDachshund
This is HotelBravoOscarAlpha
Why is the new tanker not called Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator?
Do you copy, over.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Over.

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 04:16 AM (g6yUI)

359 Making coffee, 5 minute oatmeal with raisins and dried cranberries

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 04:16 AM (ofpt4)

360 Red wasn't talking about himself. Red was directing that to someone who has been banned apparently.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 03, 2016 04:17 AM (d76uN)

361 Oh

Good Morning Everyone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 03, 2016 04:18 AM (d76uN)

362 That's a lot of anger for so early in the morning.
Dude. relax.
I really hope you have a happy day.
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LOL... especially since the only place i've ever been banned, other then on the left for speaking truth to fascists, was on the AoSHQ FaceBook page.

"Red was directing that to someone who has been banned apparently."

i was musing on banning, and butthurt, and teh Intarnetz in general... don't mind me.

and i *really* miss Usenet.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 04:25 AM (oHoa3)

363 I also thought I saw Red wrote he was a bit drunk.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 04:25 AM (ofpt4)

364 361
Oh



Good Morning Everyone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 03, 2016 04:18 AM (d76uN)


And good morning to you Tim.

My unofficial job is that you have a great day.

So go get a coffee. The young woman serving you will be relatively big-breasted, very cute and will make you want to go back for more coffee.
And everyone is going to recognize your brilliance, your enemies will kill themselves and you're going to have a great day.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2016 04:30 AM (n7ncP)

365 Drunks posting on ONTs?

Clutches pearls. Faints.

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 04:31 AM (g6yUI)

366 I also thought I saw Red wrote he was a bit drunk.

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nyet.

i said i was a "drunken bastard of ill repute" (check my nick for link).

not the same thing: practice makes perfect.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 04:34 AM (oHoa3)

367 Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 04:25 AM (oHoa3)

Hi red! I know. I get so angry myself.


Even if it doesn't seem like it, we're winning. The debt bubble is about to burst, it will be very ugly, but conservative values are going to survive.


I really want you to have a great day....somehow..from someone in the internet universe...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2016 04:35 AM (n7ncP)

368 "My unofficial job is that you have a great day."

I have about 50 acres to spread manure on here in bit.

Stink berries all around!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 03, 2016 04:36 AM (d76uN)

369 Redc1c4 Why yes you did

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 04:37 AM (ofpt4)

370 Drunks posting on ONTs?



Clutches pearls. Faints.
---
Where?

those bastards aren't sharing!!!!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 04:37 AM (oHoa3)

371 I'm debating on whether to do it myself or hire some poor from labor ready.

On one hand. Money
on the other hand poop.

A dilemma of dilemmas.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 03, 2016 04:41 AM (d76uN)

372 Redc1c4 Why yes you did

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 04:37 AM (ofpt4)
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cite, or you owe me a round, and that gets expensive.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 04:43 AM (oHoa3)

373 Where?

those bastards aren't sharing!!!!
Posted by: redc1c4

Farmer went back to sleep, so I think they went over to Farmer's place, to let the pigs out and for some cow-tipping.

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 04:46 AM (g6yUI)

374
Stink berries all around!





Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 03, 2016 04:36 AM (d76uN)

And I still hope you have happy, perky breasted, teenage girls serve you coffee this morning.
Ontario, Canada has such a high minimum wage that there are mainly grannies at the coffee places....which is very sad...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2016 04:47 AM (n7ncP)

375 I'm debating on whether to do it myself or hire some poor from labor ready.
--
do it yourself: you will get the quality and care you want. hiring random folks will get you random results.

we had that happen here when HRH hired folks to do something simple while i was out of town, because she couldn't possibly wait a week or so.

i said do "X", but they conned her into "Y" while i was gone... we're still paying for it.



Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 04:48 AM (oHoa3)

376 Oh noes, the pigs and the cows are out in Farmer's corn!

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 04:52 AM (g6yUI)

377 Ontario, Canada has such a high minimum wage that there are mainly grannies at the coffee places....which is very sad...
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sounds like grounds for an age discrimination law suit...

give it a go!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 04:54 AM (oHoa3)

378

Well, here it is Monday morning and I've completely wasted another manic episode; accomplished exactly nothing.

Well, I did get put into moderation on one of the internet's more genteel blogs, but that really doesn't count as an accomplishment.

Maybe coffee and jelly doughnuts will fix me up.

Posted by: J. G. Fullers at October 03, 2016 04:55 AM (kOvs6)

379 Watching Smithsonian channel Aerial America The Great Plains was on., now its The Wild West.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 04:58 AM (ofpt4)

380 Maybe coffee and jelly doughnuts will fix me up.

Posted by: J. G. Fullers at October 03, 2016 04:55 AM (kOvs6)

Happy big breasted teenage girls rule.
I'm just saying...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2016 04:59 AM (n7ncP)

381
Hah! Instapundit, after suggesting that motorists should not stop in the middle of riotious protestors now labels the FBI as a criminal oganization colluding with the organized Clinton Crime family in a protection racket scheme.

Ok, he might have been a bit more diplomatic than that.


That should win him some friends in high places.

Posted by: J. G. Fullers at October 03, 2016 05:00 AM (kOvs6)

382 day-walker threshold reached, ima pull pitch...

hasta, y'all!


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2016 05:00 AM (oHoa3)

383 Happy big breasted teenage girls rule.
I'm just saying...

--------------------------------

kdabears young lassie in the micro bikini was inspiring. Sorry I don't recall which link it was.

Posted by: J. G. Fullers at October 03, 2016 05:03 AM (kOvs6)

384 Kim Kardashian robbed by 2 fake police dressed guys in Paris of large valued jewelry

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 05:03 AM (ofpt4)

385 Update: Farmer's pigs have now moved into his punkin patch. The cows have wandered into the neighbor's crops.

Posted by: Trish Regan Fan Club at October 03, 2016 05:04 AM (g6yUI)

386 I have to get moving and pack lunch and get out of here.

But first Engineer from Hoboken train crash has no memory of crash.

Stay safe horde, and hope Tim that manure turns light as foam rubber for you.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2016 05:07 AM (ofpt4)

387 Good Morning Morons. I see I made number 3, but it is only at 396 comments. Everybody else must be dropping off. Especially since we are now entering the final stretch in another election,


But VNN is coming at 0530 this morning. So stand by.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:08 AM (mpXpK)

388
I hope the news is especially depressing this morning so I can get down off this manic high and sleep all day.

The fall colors are really going to suck this year. Too much rain, and it hasn't been cold enough to put the hardwoods to sleep yet. They are usually in full glorious fall regailia by now.

Posted by: J. G. Fullers at October 03, 2016 05:13 AM (kOvs6)

389 This election season has been nothing but a giant stress bomb. I'll be glad when it's over, unless Hillary wins.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 03, 2016 05:19 AM (J+mig)

390 Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, October 03, 2016. On this day in 1789 George Washington made the first Thanksgiving Day proclamation as directed by the continental congress. It was an annual event for a President to declare the holiday until 1863 when Lincoln made it a permanent federal holiday on the last Thursday of November using his goose feather pen and telegraph. It stayed that way until FDR came along in 1939 and used his "jaunty" pipe to move it to the 4th Thursday in November under the dubious theory of making a longer spending time for Christmas as one of his many failed attempts to end the Great Depression which he created in the first place. I am surprised the Choom has not moved it to Oct 31st to celebrate Black Lives Rule Everything and then send the corrupt DOJ to every State that fails to adhere to it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:27 AM (mpXpK)

391 Fox seems to be stirring the pot on this past weekend for mudslinging between Scankles the liar and Trump.


http://fxn.ws/2dlfHA2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:28 AM (mpXpK)

392 Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in her Paris hotel room. The thugs had guns in a country with some of the strictest anti-gun laws in the world. Even further proof that gun control laws do not work because the only people who obey them are honest people who are then defenseless. Idiot liberals either don't want to understand this or don't care because they want to control every aspect of everybody's life. There is a reason liberals are all Fascists and Communists.


http://fxn.ws/2dCNBCy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:28 AM (mpXpK)

393 Latest Himmicane Mathew tracking map shows what they think it will do. It is about to hit Cuba. The military has already evacuated some personnel from GITMO. It doesn't appear it will hit the US mainland although there is a chance it may hit the outer banks of NC which are a hurricane magnet.


http://bit.ly/2djRLQ2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:28 AM (mpXpK)

394 NJ train engineer has no memory of the train accident. Sure I understand, I don't either, but I was over 1,000 miles away so I know why I don't "remember".


http://fxn.ws/2dDhNZM

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:28 AM (mpXpK)

395 GA couple charged with defrauding Staples of $1.4M in a scheme using a Staples rewards program.


http://fxn.ws/2d7w0xG

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:28 AM (mpXpK)

396 The first "black box" retrieved from that NJ train wreck was not working says NTSB. Yes, we need more federal regulations.


http://fxn.ws/2dj8HX5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:29 AM (mpXpK)

397 Wikileaks is delaying his Scankles data dump because of security concerns. I guess he does not want to commit suicide in Fort Marcy Park by shooting himself in the back of the head 5 times.


http://fxn.ws/2dRt6km

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:29 AM (mpXpK)

398 The new "afro-centrict" Smithsonian shows its colors early as they celebrate Anita Hill as a hero and barely mention Judge Thomas. They give James Brown more billing than Thomas even though if you were looking for someone who was a real female abuser you would not have to look much further than him. The really sad thing about this is the Smithsonian is really a government-funded institution and you are paying for this crap. It's even worse than NPR.


http://bit.ly/2cLx5iv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:29 AM (mpXpK)

399 The Trump campaign has responded to the NYT's illegal publishing of his tax returns.


The only news here is that the more than 20-year-old alleged tax document was illegally obtained, a further demonstration that the New York Times, like establishment media in general, is an extension of the Clinton campaign, the Democratic Party and their global special interests, the campaign said in a statement.


I would say that the NYT better have their lawyers looking into some kind of attempt to defend a civil suit for invasion of privacy and violation of the privacy act. And that statement above is dead on truth and Trump is not the run of the mill RNCe stooge who takes shit lying down.


http://bit.ly/2dCUJyJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:29 AM (mpXpK)

400 Grassley releases a report of an illegal who got "illegal amnesty" from Obama who ran a stop sign going too fast and caused an accident that killed a young girl in Des Moines. This is the first one of these "illegal killings" that I have seen that is tied directly to Obama other than simply open borders due to lack of enforcement. This should definitely be a civil suit against the Choom.


http://dmreg.co/2djeOqR

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:30 AM (mpXpK)

401 A white teen is beaten unconscious with brain damage by a gang of black thugs in an obvious hate crime. No sign that the corrupt DOJ will send their agents to investigate.


http://bit.ly/2dxN3sB

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:30 AM (mpXpK)

402 And speaking of Scankles' many felonies and violations of the law, she has repeatedly failed to make the proper notifications of donations to her sham "charity" by foreign agents. On top of that, I have seen no evidence that this scam has been investigated by any government official at any level to see how the money is being dispersed. It is also a felony to accept donations to a political campaign from foreign donors; which we know Bubba did.


http://bit.ly/2dCMFtA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:30 AM (mpXpK)

403 Democrats in VA not only allowed (if not encouraged) illegals to vote in VA but then covered up the evidence that they were doing so. And for once the much-abused "Motor Voter" law is cited in this massive scheme.


http://bit.ly/2cWDm9n

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:30 AM (mpXpK)

404 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1qd89lF


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:31 AM (mpXpK)

405 NJ train engineer has no memory of the train accident
-------------------

I would not be surprised to see that he had fallen asleep (hypnotized by the monotony).

Posted by: J. G. Fullers at October 03, 2016 05:35 AM (viFgK)

406 405 I would not be surprised to see that he had fallen asleep (hypnotized by the monotony).





Posted by: J. G. Fullers at October 03, 2016 05:35 AM (viFgK)

He was probably cruising porno on his I-phone.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:36 AM (mpXpK)

407 I used to report in to work around 0500 in the morning before I retired. I like to be there early before the telephone started ringing off the hook with the latest "emergency of the day".


But one day I discovered that someone had signed onto my computer and used it to cruise porn sites during the night. That was an instant firing offense there no questions asked. I noted the time and the sites logged onto and forwarded it to IT. It had to be a security guard and he had to be incredibly stupid because all the doors were accessed using a card reader so they could tell who was on site and everywhere they had been during the night. And a security guard HAD to know that. Must be real stupid.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:43 AM (mpXpK)

408 Morons must be asleep on watch or cruisin' porn too. Nobody around this morning? Yeah, they're all out hitting sites looking for that hawt miss U doing celebrity porn.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:50 AM (mpXpK)

409 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:50 AM (mpXpK)

I'm here. Only time I get to post anymore, since my home hash (HalrA) is still not able. Not sure if I'm banned, or if my ISP has decided to go full lefty and embargo it. E-mailed the contact e-mail twice about it, nothing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 03, 2016 05:56 AM (J+mig)

410 Probably caught in the Pixy blanket blocks to kill all the spam. Have you tried unplugging your modem for about 5 minutes and then starting it back up. That usually will cause your hash to change because it changes the IP address in some manner.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

411 To give you an idea of the all out assault by the media on Trump, my kindle fire has been pushing nothing but negative news articles from the Washington post onto the fires home page when you log in. This has been going on for at
least a week.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 03, 2016 06:05 AM (mMtnU)

412 Austin Bay at Insty on the Comey non-investigation:

"The FBI are the good guys but the good guys have gone crooked."

Bullshit. They obviously were never the "good guys" most Americans assumed them to be. I know I'll never believe anything any of these motherfuckers say again.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 03, 2016 06:11 AM (97XyN)

413 And finally it's good if we can celebrate and thank God for the simple things in life. If we're always waiting to win the lottery or find the perfect person to love us we will never be happy. Meanwhile the sun will rise tomorrow, our children or grandchildren will giggle but we won't smile, the choir will sing our favorite hymn, we can have a cup of coffee while we watch a brilliant sunrise, the colors will start coming out in their brilliant attire but because it's ordinary or we've seen or and heard it before or we're dreaming of the future or dreading it we'll miss it altogether.

Reposted from last night

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 06:12 AM (EnGQE)

414 Thanks for the news, Vic. I'm heading to the beach this week, hasn't been a hurricane for 10 years....I decide to spend a few days there, bam!...hurricane...figures.

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2016 06:13 AM (x9c8r)

415 Bullshit. They obviously were never the "good
guys" most Americans assumed them to be. I know I'll never believe
anything any of these motherfuckers say again.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 03, 2016 06:11 AM (97XyN)


Yep. Trust, once broken, is almost impossible to rebuild. Disband the FBI. If we need any of its functions preserved, they should be taken on by the US Marshals Service, with entirely new personnel and procedures.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 03, 2016 06:15 AM (J+mig)

416 Story behind the great hymn, "Great Is Thy Faithfulness":

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hx7srpj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 06:20 AM (EnGQE)

417 Good morning all. One more day on the road and then back home. After almost 2 weeks on the road, my comfy chair and bed are calling me.

Posted by: Bruce at October 03, 2016 06:21 AM (YotCT)

418 And the hymn itself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiQzzc41z5Q

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 06:23 AM (EnGQE)

419 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

420 This is one of those days when my laptop just hates me.

Sometimes when I'm using the trackpad something random will re-size the page. So far today in about 20 minutes of use it's happened 957 times.

Just swipe to move the cursor and everything gets smaller. Or bigger. Freakin' box is possessed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2016 06:24 AM (mgbwf)

421 Vic, thank you for the news. The Virginia news is most discouraging, as I'm sure this is going on in every Democratic ruled state and in many GOP goverened states.

Margin of fraud just got bigger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

422 412
Bullshit. They obviously were never the "good
guys" most Americans assumed them to be. I know I'll never believe
anything any of these motherfuckers say again.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 03, 2016 06:11 AM (97XyN)

The Oakland cops I used to run around with hated them. They had bad reputation for moving in and taking over a case after the locals were about to to move in and wrap it up when all the legwork was done. Then they would take credit for breaking the case.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 06:27 AM (mpXpK)

423 FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable

Thank you for your thoughtful post last night, just before you logged off. Your perspective is as water to the thirsty.

I trust FenelonSpouse is doing better. He was in my prayers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

424 421
Vic, thank you for the news. The Virginia news is most discouraging, as
I'm sure this is going on in every Democratic ruled state and in many
GOP goverened states.



Margin of fraud just got bigger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

And it is really bad in those toss-up States in the Democrat controlled urban areas. That is why they also illegally kick out the Republican "poll" watchers.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 06:30 AM (mpXpK)

425 Vic, I'm convinced my life and lifestyle depends on this vote. My area is safe, but I'm trying to get everyone to the polls.

I'm not even campaigning for myself, as I'm on the ballot for a minor office that gets less respect than Animal Control. I'm campaigning for others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

426 Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

You're welcome, NaClyDog. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for your prayers for him. I appreciate it. We had a nice dinner out last night for his birthday and his foot is feeling better. Not completely healed but much better,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 06:38 AM (EnGQE)

427 I just love a comment I read from an elected Dem rep in VA. The fact that fraudulent voter registrations have been discovered does not mean there is vote fraud because 'nobody voted with those names' as if fraudulently registering to vote means you will not use that name to vote, and the clown simply ignored the fraudulent registration issue at all. But that's a typical lying PoS Dem for you.

Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2016 06:43 AM (rkiAc)

428 427
I just love a comment I read from an elected Dem rep in VA. The fact
that fraudulent voter registrations have been discovered does not mean
there is vote fraud because 'nobody voted with those names' as if
fraudulently registering to vote means you will not use that name to
vote, and the clown simply ignored the fraudulent registration issue at
all. But that's a typical lying PoS Dem for you.

Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2016 06:43 AM (rkiAc)

This is because the fraud occurs in those Democrat controlled areas when they kick out the poll watchers. Once they have a free hand anybody they want to can vote away and since votes are not recorded by name and there is no way to tell if someone votes under another identity or not.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

429 IOW, if you do everything you can do to turn your head you will not see any crime being committed.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

430 425
Vic, I'm convinced my life and lifestyle depends on this vote. My area is safe, but I'm trying to get everyone to the polls.



I'm not even campaigning for myself, as I'm on the ballot for a
minor office that gets less respect than Animal Control. I'm
campaigning for others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2016 06:35 AM (u82oZ)


If Hillary wins, I'm going to have to leave the country for my own safety. I was busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest in the early Tea Party. Their future Evil Empire won't risk letting people like me live, and at some point, when they're comfortable in their power, they're going to start seeking retribution against all of their detractors. In both quality and quantity, I've done some serious detracting.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 03, 2016 06:48 AM (J+mig)

431 There are precincts in Philli that run 110% voting year after year yet there is no vote fraud.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 06:49 AM (mpXpK)

432 421 Vic, thank you for the news. The Virginia news is most discouraging, as I'm sure this is going on in every Democratic ruled state and in many GOP goverened states.

Margin of fraud just got bigger.
____________________

AZ has been fighting this battle for years.

Of course illegal aliens vote in the U.S. illegally. Why wouldn't they? They want to keep all their "free" benefits flowing, and of course they want to remain in the U.S.

The idea that we could trust foreigners who are in the country illegally and breaking numerous laws on a regular basis to not lie on a voter registration form (when they know there is a 0% probability that they will ever be caught and/or prosecuted for the perjury) was always ludicrous.

Here in AZ (and most likely happening all over the country), the "community organizers" who register illegals openly instruct them to lie, and tell them that if they are ever questioned (which is highly unlikely), they should simply say they misunderstood the question "Are you a U.S. citizen?" since English is not their first language. Because perjury is a specific intent crime, that makes it almost impossible to prosecute, and most prosecutors aren't interested in prosecuting perjury cases in the first place.

Of course, the left knew all along the illegals were/are voting in large numbers, which is why they continually refuse to provide states with the information states need to clean up their voter registration rolls. And it's why they sue and sue and sue any state, like AZ, that tries to require voter registration applicants to provide proof of U.S. citizenship when registering.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 03, 2016 06:49 AM (4rh2D)

433 Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2016 06:24 AM (mgbwf)

Sorry; I sent an e-mail to a friend the other day and it so many weird size fonts in it (and I*'m not sure why) I had to apologize to him lest he thought that I was giving him an eye test. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 06:49 AM (EnGQE)

434 'nobody voted with those names' as if fraudulently registering to vote means you will not use that name to vote,


It also goes along with idiots who say there was no fraud because no one has been convicted. If the corrupt dems dont prosecute, you can't convict.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 03, 2016 06:49 AM (FIrEF)

435 432 Of course, the left knew all along the illegals
were/are voting in large numbers, which is why they continually refuse
to provide states with the information states need to clean up their
voter registration rolls. And it's why they sue and sue and sue any
state, like AZ, that tries to require voter registration applicants to
provide proof of U.S. citizenship when registering.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 03, 2016 06:49 AM (4rh2D)

One of my favorite scenes before I dropped cable/satellite was that tarmac scene where Jan Brewer was eating the Choom's ass over his meddling in AZ stuff.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

436 Hillary is back up to 76% chance of winning....vs. 24% for Trump..a few more piggy stories and tax return stories and he is history NBC news.

Posted by: Colin at October 03, 2016 06:55 AM (du8ty)

437 NBC News has an election bias in the Newsroom of 99/1 Democrat vs Republican.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

438 If we're always waiting to win the lottery or find the perfect person to love us we will never be happy.

Fenelon, are you familiar with the now-defunct comic strip Cul De Sac? One of its characters was pondering his life and said "I wish I could be happy whenever it's now." That's how I always feel. Thank you for your advice and spiritual wisdom.

Here's a story and picture:

The story for everyone: Gary Cooper began his career in silent movies, but his popularity didn't really start until 1929s The Virginian. A few years down the line, Cooper and a friend decided to have dinner at a Hollywood hot spot, but when they arrived, they were told there were no tables free and they would have to wait.

Cooper's friend nudged him. "Go on, Coop, tell them who you are!"

Cooper shook his head. "If I have to tell them who I am, then I ain't."

Now a picture for the 'ettes: Cooper in 1958s Man of the West:

goo.gl/nEKvd6

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 03, 2016 06:56 AM (X6fMO)

439 Posted by: Colin at October 03, 2016 06:55 AM (du8ty)

And who will you be voting for, Colin?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 06:56 AM (EnGQE)

440 And speaking of that we need that new rule for Poll Trolls. No polls posted without them internals for weighting.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 06:57 AM (mpXpK)

441 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 03, 2016 06:56 AM (X6fMO)

You're welcome;

I have not heard of that comic strip.

take care of yourself today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at October 03, 2016 06:58 AM (EnGQE)

442 Hillary Clinton can't even do simple things like use email or be sick without creating a huge, secretive, scandalous coverup. (Reminds me in a way of my always trying to get rich quick father who could trigger a series of lawsuits and bankruptcies with every business venture, large or small) Just wait until she has her hands on the levers of power. It will be like nothing this country has ever seen or imagined.

Posted by: Ripley at October 03, 2016 06:58 AM (1BQGO)

443 >>>>>I would say that the NYT better have their lawyers looking into some
kind of attempt to defend a civil suit for invasion of privacy and
violation of the privacy act. And that statement above is dead on truth
and Trump is not the run of the mill RNCe stooge who takes shit lying
down.
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.They have already said they had the obligation to publish the returns because of the greater public need or some such nonsense.

I am fairly certain that those three pages are all they have. They are the first page from his State tax Returns, one each for CT, NY and NJ for 1995, not his federal returns.

State tax law is not as harsh as Federal on the unauthorized release of tax returns and the NYT knows that. If they had his actual Federal return I am fairly certain they would not publish it as Trump would have an ironclad case against them and they would cease to exist when he sued them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 03, 2016 06:59 AM (iONHu)

444 Good morning Horde. My task for today is to try to get out of jury duty. I've moved out of the county that summoned me, so I hope that will do it. I have my lease agreement for the new place, along with utility bills. I hope that will do the trick, because it's the same week as Rev's vacation and we plan on going to Galena.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 03, 2016 07:01 AM (DLIpz)

445 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 03, 2016 06:56 AM (X6fMO)


I loved his Sargent York movie. And I am convinced he did it so well because he really was playing himself. He was a conservative Republican and a big fan of Silent Cal. You just can not find actors like that in Whoreywood anymore.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

446 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2016 07:03 AM (mpXpK)

447 Is this old news? Vets for a Strong America, in their FOIA , find in a State Dept. release, that barky was out of pocket for 6 hours after Bengazhi started and Killary never attempted to contact him.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 03, 2016 07:05 AM (3k5gg)

448 Punishment: others have probably already said this (I didn't read through all comments), but we shut off the power to our son's room when he hasn't fulfilled his obligations.

Posted by: Sarah at October 03, 2016 08:46 AM (kc1ED)

449 Oh. yes. We took the door off the hinges AND we made all four kids sleep in the same room. One was being a complete bratbitch, and they were being mean to each other in general. So, off came the door of the oldest...and they all slept together for two weeks. I used to tell the girls to check their teenager shit at the door. If they didn't, I sent them back out and locked the door. I never had time for excuses. Not with four. And my baby boy will be 17. He was a quick study and is always pleasant and thoughtful of others.
Every day, when he comes home he asks how my day was...I must answer "Peachy" or he will go out, come back and repeat!

Posted by: DefendUSA at October 03, 2016 09:05 AM (nAHMK)

450 Snarks on a plane
Buffalo Bills win
Weiner Flashes again

Posted by: saf at October 03, 2016 09:24 AM (+zN6H)

451 444 "My task for today is to try to get out of jury duty."

In Los Angeles County less than 30% respond to jury summons. It's true that you could get arrested; it's also true that in the entire state's history, no one ever has.

I have a major county courthouse (Robert Blake, the Menendez Bros trials) less than a mile from me, but every summons involves driving into downtown L.A. during morning rush hour, finding a place to park, finding the correct building and the jury room etc., then hanging around all day with my granny infirmities.

I'm 63, with diabetes, IBS, a chronically broken foot and a few other goodies. I just can't do it, but the only way to officially get out of it is with a doctor's note. I don't have health insurance, so that note could cost me upwards of $100. I have no good options, so ...

Posted by: Kate58 at October 03, 2016 09:48 AM (oLZsm)

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