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Debate Odds

Suggested by Not_Steve.

PROPOSITION: ODDS (amount paid: for amount wagered)

Hillary wears something white: 3:1

Hillary wears something ill-fitting and ghastly: even

Hillary wears something that looks like she stole it from a homeless ghost cursed to haunt the earth until she tells 10,001 lies: 9:1

Trump says "Believe me:" 1:3

Trump pays himself a compliment, and adds "You all know, you've all said this many many times yourself:" 1:2

Trump says his dick smells like frankincense and winning: 10:1

Trump says his dick smells like frankincense and winning, then adds "You all know, you've all said this many many times yourself:" 25:1

Trump exhales loudly through his nose when the camera's not on him: 2:1

Trump exhales so loudly through his nose you an Amber Alert goes out for an immigrant child running out of air tied up inside his podium: 13:1

Hillary talks some bullshit smack like "You ask MOAMAR QADAFFI if he thinks I'm tough enough!:" 3:2

Hillary talks some bullshit smack like "You ask VINCE FOSTER if he thinks I'm tough enough!:" 40:1

Trump denies voting for the Iraq War: No bets accepted (guaranteed)

Hillary denies voting for the Iraq War: 7:1

Hillary has a cough: 1:6

Hillary has a wet cough: 3:2

Hillary coughs up something that looks like lung and Scrapple: 10:1

Posted by: Ace at 06:41 PM




Comments

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1 I may have to watch now.

Posted by: sunny-dee at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (QAOZh)

2 Also, FIRST, BITCHEZ.

Posted by: sunny-dee at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (QAOZh)

3 I get drunk watching tonite. 1-1

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

4 The question I'd like to see asked: Mrs Clinton, you haven't moved, or even blinked in the last five minutes. What's up with that?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (hJrjt)

5 Hillary takes credit for economic conditions during Bill Clinton's term of office; no bet, sure thing.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (nd1zx)

6
I SHALL PREDICT THE FUTURE
The audience for tonight's debate will be huge, everyone wants to see if Hillary will collapse on live TV. The questions are irrelevant. IF Hillary gets any difficult questions she will give a non-answer and no one will ask a followup. Trump will be on a short leash and will appear 'presidential' Hillary's team will pump her full of more meds than an East German lady swimmer and after the debate the media will declare her 'fit for presidential duty' On seeing and hearing this voters will believe it and Hillary gets a big post debate bump and will lead in national polls by 2% (within the margin or error)

Posted by: anon2020 at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (yCcA0)

7 What are the odds the media will unanimously declare Hillary the winner?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (hJrjt)

8 Left over pizza. When I puke it won't taste that bad.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (NbJXF)

9 Odds that Trump refers to Hillary as "the BleachBitch": 125:1

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (TppKb)

10 "Lung and Scrapple" is NOT what I needed to read just after eating dinner. Gross!

Posted by: turambar at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (JtIBD)

11 @6, oh, mos' def.

Posted by: sunny-dee at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (QAOZh)

12 I'll bet that Trump is better than 50% above average.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (kcEGn)

13 You doin' the MMMM today, ace?

Posted by: moviegique at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (7zeA4)

14 >> The audience for tonight's debate will be huge

Will it be huge, or yuge? There is a difference, you know.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (TppKb)

15 Hillary wears something white: 3:1

Sold! I'll put $20,000 against that.

White would reflect the stage lighting, blind her and send her careening into her fat-ass podium.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (zc3Db)

16 Good evening, Horde. Happy Debate of the Century Monday or something.

Posted by: turambar at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (JtIBD)

17 7
I SHALL PREDICT THE FUTURE
The audience for tonight's debate will be huge, everyone wants to see if Hillary will collapse on live TV. The questions are irrelevant. IF Hillary gets any difficult questions she will give a non-answer and no one will ask a followup. Trump will be on a short leash and will appear 'presidential' Hillary's team will pump her full of more meds than an East German lady swimmer and after the debate the media will declare her 'fit for presidential duty' On seeing and hearing this voters will believe it and Hillary gets a big post debate bump and will lead in national polls by 2% (within the margin or error)
Posted by: anon2020 at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (yCcA0)

Shouldn't the candidates have to pee into a bottle after the debate?

Will Hillary kneel during the national anthem? Will she ever be able to get back up if she does?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (hJrjt)

18 Odds

Trump offers Hillary a Trump-brand cough drop:

4:1

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (ZCYsG)

19 What are the odds on Hillary having another seizure?

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2016 06:46 PM (Z56vq)

20 Trump approaches Hillary wielding a Rubik's Cube in a threatening manner -- 25:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:46 PM (8ZskC)

21 Hillary goes completely blank for 10 seconds -- 4:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:47 PM (8ZskC)

22 Hillary sharts so bad when coughing it leaves a brown ooze sliding out her pantleg that all camera crews have to go in tight to avoid getting in it frame: 1:1

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 06:47 PM (P/kVC)

23 Hillary and wet do not belong in the same sentence. The barrel is that way.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2016 06:47 PM (xInes)

24 The debate is at dinner time here, so I will have extended liquid appetizers, and then eat when it's over. Or just keep drinking, let's see how it goes.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 26, 2016 06:47 PM (6Ll1u)

25 Hillary slips into her negro accent when addressing the BLM folks -- 6:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:47 PM (8ZskC)

26 Number of Shillary cackles, 65 1:1.

Shrillary shits herself, 4:1 against. (They've got her on mega doses of paregoric)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:48 PM (zc3Db)

27 Hillary drops her g's talkin' 'bout race

2:1

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 06:48 PM (3o++7)

28 Willowed from last thread:

Debate drinking game:

http://tinyurl.com/h3qk9ww

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:48 PM (EnGQE)

29 What are the odds Hillary! gets schlonged?

Posted by: Lily, formerly from HotAir at September 26, 2016 06:48 PM (vfC/C)

30 Sith lightning shoots from Hilary's fingertips? 7:1

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 06:48 PM (7qAYi)

31 Hillary wears something that looks like she stole it from a homeless ghost cursed to haunt the earth until she tells 10,001 lies: 9:1


So how many ghosts has she freed now? 20-30,000?

Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:48 PM (dEQP3)

32 Team Trump sneaks marbles under Hillary's lectern so that it slides forward when she leans on it: 25:1

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (P/kVC)

33 Spam, Lung and Scrapple and Spam

Posted by: Today's Special at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (5GQXr)

34 Hillary brings up Reagan fondly 1:1

Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (EdXI9)

35 Hillary talks some bullshit smack like "You ask MOAMAR QADAFFI if he thinks I'm tough enough!:" 3:2
=====================

Trump replies: 'I'd do that, but Daffy and Ambassador Stevens are both unavailable for questions." 1:2

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (JBggj)

36 Trump will say "Believe me" and will exhale loudly through his nose, and yes, I'm betting on white for Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (EnGQE)

37 Left over pizza. When I puke it won't taste that bad.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (NbJXF)
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Bananas. They taste the same coming up as they did going down.

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (Sfs6o)

38 Trump zings Shrillary during the foreign affairs section with, "At least I know where to find someone who can translate 'reset' into Russian."

7:2

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (zc3Db)

39 Over/unders would be more appropriate for many of those. It's a sure thing they'll happen, the question is how many times do they happen.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (SgoF9)

40 29 I was going to ask that as well. I am hopeful Trump causes her to melt down.

Posted by: turambar at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (JtIBD)

41 16 Hillary wears something white: 3:1

Sold! I'll put $20,000 against that.

White would reflect the stage lighting, blind her and send her careening into her fat-ass podium.
_________________

Plus it would be too risky. Her Depends might spring a leak.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2016 06:50 PM (NnYnv)

42 The Networks just caved to Hillary's demands. Just now breaking.


http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/presidential-debate-networks-cave-hillary-demands/#ixzz4LOoQOfhu

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:50 PM (XGrlW)

43 .

Hillary falls off her 10" podium riser
2:1

Trump asks Hillary is she'd like another 10" diring the debate

24:1
.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 06:50 PM (3o++7)

44 You left out Hillary begins to stammer in a mixture of Peruvian and Elbonian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:50 PM (1ZOkK)

45 What are the odds that Hillary's "pneumonia" comes back with a vengeance?

Posted by: Bill R. at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (jKUeC)

46 Hillary dons some odd-looking eyewear. 3:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (8ZskC)

47 >> Shrillary shits herself, 4:1 against. (They've got her
>> on mega doses of paregoric)

And they've no doubt shot a tube of rebar epoxy up her asshole anyway.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (TppKb)

48 Odds Hilary freezes & stares into the camera for a good 10 seconds without saying a word?

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (7qAYi)

49 Moderator asks about Bengazi. 1000-1

Moderator asks about classified information 10,000 - 1

Moderator asks about classified information on a private server and access to non accessed personnel. One Million to One:

Posted by: Mephitis Texit Texit Texit at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (4VAdr)

50 Over/under for Trump's polls on Drudges post debate poll? 100%

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (2IYKm)

51 Gonna Winston Wolf here...remember the pre debate of Paul and Slow Joe? it's Trump vs everybody

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (0LQ4f)

52 Odds that large black dude has to medicate Hillary or otherwise bring her back when she blanks out?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (FQKBL)

53 500 quatloos on the newcomer.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (HgMAr)

54 Hillary will be on "uppers" to keep her upright: 5:1

Hillary will rage at the American people over close poll numbers: 10:1

Hillary will physically attack (in a pathetic elderly way) Trump over something he says: 50:1







Posted by: William Eaton at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (KhJh8)

55 What are the odds on a Grand Mal Seizure?

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (5GQXr)

56 Hillary will cackle: Sure thing.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (XoldI)

57 Hillary coughs so hard her uterus shoots out like a party favor. 1:3

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (uhftQ)

58 hofstra posting Trigger warning for debates , not a joke

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (c6/9Q)

59 Hillary comes across as warm and genuine -- 125,000:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (8ZskC)

60 Trump opens with "I sat in gum!", 12:1.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (2cS/G)

61 Hillary says We have been over this before 50/50

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (JfUI4)

62 I hope Trump plagiarizes Obama. "You're like able enough, Hillary."

Posted by: D at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (0zXml)

63 "Scrapple" - now there's a word you don't hear much anymore.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (dZ756)

64 42 The Networks just caved to Hillary's demands. Just now breaking.

Why would they do that? Did she threaten to not show? So what?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (SgoF9)

65 Bill is at Kiddie Island for the debate?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (xInes)

66 Moderator asks about Bengazi. 1000-1

Moderator asks about classified information 10,000 - 1

Moderator asks about classified information on a private server and access to non accessed personnel. One Million to One:

Posted by: Mephitis Texit Texit Texit at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (4VAdr)


You're good.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (zc3Db)

67 Hillary's face lights up like July 4th in the only show of human emotion in her capacity.... and as usual, it's when she's telling a giant whopper and thinks you believe her. 1:10,000

(Seriously, her face lights up and glows with pure human joy like a woman seeing her baby for the first time. All because she's fooled you. It's a tell and it's sooooooooo creepy.)

Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (EdXI9)

68 Hillary barks like a dog 20:1

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (n6rAX)

69 i'll take the scrapple

Posted by: Garry Johnsen at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (Tyii7)

70 Flickering stage lights would be great, too.

Especially if this were to cause some sort of neurological response.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (tosWZ)

71 >>"Scrapple" - now there's a word you don't hear much anymore.


We keep it in the Larder, with the Oleo.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (5GQXr)

72 I just hope Hillary shrieks into the camera like a chimp on meth like she did last week to union workers.

I hope she goes completely cray at any point she is not coughing and spewing.

I hope her eye goes wonky, makes her dizzy, and she falls off podium. Or, at end and woozy and thinking how fabulous she was, forgets podium and takes one giant step for mankind.

I hope she freezes while trying to remember memorized speech. You KNOW she has the questions. How senile must she be to be practicing over and over and still "I cannot recall."

I hope she hits the reset button of her 9/11 performance.

I don't ask for much.

For anyone else I would feel a bit guilty thinking of hoping someone coughs and has a spaz moment in history. For the Beast of Benghazi and all those Arkancided, and all the innocent people of the world robbed by Clinton Cash Cow aka Foundation: nope. I do not feel guilty. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (Cx8BK)

73 Hillary supporters and the media (but I repeat myself) will complain that Trump physically intimidated her -- 1:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (8ZskC)

74 Hillary is late coming back from bathroom break 3-1

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (JfUI4)

75 I can't remember the context, but on the way home tonight I heard the local talk radio host say, "If ____ happens, we'll all be wishing for the Sweet Meteor of Death."

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

76 What are the odds that Hillary tries to stealth slip a lozenge into her nasty piehole and then later spits it back into her drool cup?

Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (DaWRV)

77 Trump points out that Hillary's pneumonia didn't affect her staff because they all have immunity.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3o++7)

78 I had scrapple last year, after having heard about it forever, and it was vile.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (dciA+)

79 Hillary coughs so hard her uterus shoots out like a party favor. 1:3

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:52 PM (uhftQ)

The DNC tells the hispanic kids she is celebrating diversity with a pinata.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (P/kVC)

80 What are the odds that, if Hillary does something significant that is *incontrovertible, undeniable proof * of her serious illness (whatever it is), that it happens in the first 30 minutes? Because they say that these debates are usually won or lost in the first half hour.




Posted by: An Observer at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (kJE2o)

81 Trump at some point will say he's responsive to the public and invite everyone to email him.

then say you could maybe do that with Hillary if you've got connections and money.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (U0lQa)

82 I bet Trump's dick smells like the interior of a used Bentley. Not awesome, but still way better smelling than any of our dicks.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (7qAYi)

83 Hillary's team of necromancers have their work cut out for them tonight.

Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (6EH85)

84 What's the deal with WABC dropping Savage and his whole show going off today? Can they really be this blatant?

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (BO/km)

85
Let's see I have the choice of watching Trump vs. The Crazy Cat Lady or the idiots in the nfl for 90 minutes tonight.

I think I'll just whack off.

I don't know what to do for the other 89:30 though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (ODxAs)

86 Odds that Erick Erikson streaks on stage in a bid for more attention, 10:1

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (rBAJF)

87 Team Hillary will call a break because she needs "a bag change" -- 8:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (8ZskC)

88
The Networks just caved to Hillary's demands. Just now breaking.


http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/presidential-debate-networks-cave-hillary-demands/#ixzz4LOoQOfhu
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:50 PM (XGrlW)
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Who the eff is going to watch the debates on "Bloomberg TV"? And what is NPR going to do, talk over the candidates? It's live-blogging for the choir.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (oGNNA)

89 Trump : I have your pickle jar right here...

points to his crotch.


1:2

Posted by: Al Leppo at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (vmsda)

90 >>I had scrapple last year, after having heard about it forever, and it was vile.


You are a brave little Ewok.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (5GQXr)

91 Hillary Clinton has been demanding that moderators and networks provide so-called "fact checking" in real time during the debate. Instead of allowing voters to hear each candidate and make up their minds, Hillary wants networks to "clarify."

This is the perfect way for networks to help out Hillary through biased commentary during the debate.

Now, Bloomberg has made it official.The network will broadcast on-screen comments during the debate! NPR will do the exact same thing.

-
They're going full Candy "Chunky" Crowley.



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 06:56 PM (Nwg0u)

92 Donald Trump challenges Hillary on whether she knows the lyrics to the Jeffersons: 5:1

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:56 PM (d9v6L)

93 Ok, how about something simple.

Hillary answers a simple question with a solid answer that is appreciated by everyone.

One Zilli0on Quatralloons to one

Hillary tells the truth. There are no numbers big enough

Posted by: Mephitis Texit Texit Texit at September 26, 2016 06:56 PM (4VAdr)

94 The msm calls the debate for Hillary.

No Line. Headlines are already written.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2016 06:56 PM (/tuJf)

95 C'mon guys. There's too much at stake here. Whether something spontaneous happens is one thing, but she's not going out there in a mumu or something. She'll be rested, sober (albeit perhaps propped up on meds), and full of shit.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2016 06:56 PM (dZ756)

96 Odd that Hillary laughs and bobs her head as she turns from side to side, 1:1.

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

97 Trump asks Hillary is she'd like another 10" during the debate
-BumperStickerist

---------

Underrated best comment of thread/day/year. I tried formulating this is my head last night but you nailed it. Take a bow.

Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 06:56 PM (EdXI9)

98 Hillary will become confused after the debate and ask where her check is -- 10:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:57 PM (8ZskC)

99 Trump says: "Lady? That's not a lady. Now THIS is a lady." *points to Melania* 10:1

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:57 PM (HgMAr)

100 Ace scapple is better fried so its more solid, but haven't had it in a long time.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:57 PM (JfUI4)

101 86
Odds that Erick Erikson streaks on stage in a bid for more attention, 10:1

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (rBAJF)
Higher odds on Gary Johnson doing that..while waving his red panties.

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 06:57 PM (a0IVu)

102 Odds that we are totally f'd?

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 06:57 PM (BO/km)

103 Hillary gives a meandering answer in her country-style voice and winds up admitting to fucking a cow.

Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (k0G44)

104 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:56 PM (d9v6L)
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Now we're getting somewhere!

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (Sfs6o)

105 "Ghastly" is an awesome word and needs to be used more.

Posted by: Cantankerous at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (jOSqt)

106 77 Trump points out that Hillary's pneumonia didn't affect her staff because they all have immunity.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3o++7)
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HOLY SHIT. Take the rest of the year off. You've earned it.

Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (EdXI9)

107 100 Ace scapple is better fried so its more solid, but haven't had it in a long time.
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:57 PM (JfUI4)

Dredged in flour & fried, served pipin' hot. Oh yeah.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (7qAYi)

108 Is it really true that there are no commercials or breaks?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (6Ll1u)

109 I thought I saw a picture of Hillary wearing a green pantsuit to the debates?

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

110 Did someone say... Oh.

Scrabble.

Posted by: Words With Friends at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (Gygjg)

111 "Hillary wears something white: 3:1"

What color are Depends? Sefton, you're 56. Will you answer that for me? I want to get a bet down.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (iWW0H)

112 Trump's been underestimated this whole campaign. Keep that in mind.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (3hIZX)

113
They both make mistakes and the evening ends in a draw, 1:1.

And I still won't be watching because stomach acids.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (oGNNA)

114 63 "Scrapple" - now there's a word you don't hear much anymore.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2016 06:53 PM (dZ756)

Scrapple? I just LOVE word games!

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (0mRoj)

115 Prediction: The first time tough Hillary calls Trump out, he shrugs and makes a face. The second time...he will mention emails, Benghazi and Bill's predatory manners in one sentence.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at September 26, 2016 06:59 PM (a7FXx)

116 Who the eff is going to watch the debates on "Bloomberg TV"? And what is NPR going to do, talk over the candidates? It's live-blogging for the choir.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (oGNNA)

****

If it's just Bloomberg and NPR, nothing lost or gained for either one of them. Those votes are locked up.

Posted by: GrampyB at September 26, 2016 06:59 PM (9uzoI)

117 scrapple and liverwurst on pumpernickel is AWESOME

heh

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 06:59 PM (U0lQa)

118 Fried eggs and scrapple is awesome but not something you want to eat every single day. Or every week. Maybe twice a year.

Posted by: turambar at September 26, 2016 06:59 PM (JtIBD)

119 You can't spell Scrapple without crap.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:59 PM (0x/TW)

120 So you and me are paying for NPR to "decide" the debate. Unreal. President Trump will remember.

Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 06:59 PM (EdXI9)

121
Odds that Black Lives Matter creates a ruckus in the audience: EVEN

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (ODxAs)

122 I hope she does wear what she wore to Cher's fundraiser...

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

123 78 I had scrapple last year, after having heard about it forever, and it was vile.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (dciA+)


I've lived in the Philly suburbs for most of my life, and I've never had the, er, guts to try it.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

124 If Hillary's eyes manage to swivel in the same direction for the entire debate she will be declared the winner.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (1/dEZ)

125
Odds big black guy has a blow gun so he can discreetly medicate her from off stage 7:1

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (lKyWE)

126 Tim Kaine watches with a new butt plug: 2:1

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (d9v6L)

127 88
The Networks just caved to Hillary's demands. Just now breaking.


http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/presidential-debate-networks-cave-hillary-demands/#ixzz4LOoQOfhu
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:50 PM (XGrlW)
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Who the eff is going to watch the debates on "Bloomberg TV"? And what is NPR going to do, talk over the candidates? It's live-blogging for the choir.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (oGNNA)

You know how the Left works. Give them an inch, and they take 100% eventually.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (XGrlW)

128 #ScrappleMatters

Posted by: Jen Psocki at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (Tyii7)

129 Scrapple is probably as close to Haggis as American can get.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (JfUI4)

130 "500 quatloos on the newcomer."

Have you seen the exchange rate these days? That's like 500 yuuugezillion dollars.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (d76uN)

131 Trump points out that Hillary's pneumonia didn't affect her staff because they all have immunity.

.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3o++7)


Winner!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (zc3Db)

132
109 I thought I saw a picture of Hillary wearing a green pantsuit to the debates?

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She was exiting some building and entering a van, much earlier today. Anyway, we can forget about the pink sweater set.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (oGNNA)

133 50 Over/under for Trump's polls on Drudges post debate poll? 100%

Posted by: Grimaldi

The paid Clintrolls are on the case. They'll be getting their votes in.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (iWW0H)

134 78
I had scrapple last year, after having heard about it forever, and it was vile.





Posted by: ace at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (dciA+)

Needs LOTS of hot sauce. Then it tastes like hot shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (NbJXF)

135 "lung and Scrapple."

Nice touch Ace.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (tvyXw)

136 Trump asked about his taxes... Hillary NOT asked about the Clinton Foundation...

1:10

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (qf6WZ)

137 next up for ace: blood sausage.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (U0lQa)

138 Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3o++7)
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Find some way to send that to the Trump campaign. That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (EnGQE)

139 Will Hillary make the same mistake as Michael Jackson and Prince? If she ODs on uppers, it could get interesting. Keep an eye out for EKG wires coming out of her sleeves.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (iFgwk)

140 I would say Hilz would wear pink. But,nope. Too feminine although great for rosy glow vs her usual washed out hag-yellow complexion of wrinkled Shar Pei hide. Like tree rings, you can count her lies and the bodies buried in her wrinkles. She has aged 20 yrs since 2008.

She will wear blue, to supposedly bring out her eyes (which are brown some say). Also to combat the possible red tie of Mr. Trump, and red triggers seizures. Here's to hoping many in audience wear bright red plus have a nagging cough. Cheers! xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (Cx8BK)

141 So you and me are paying for NPR to "decide" the debate. Unreal. President Trump will remember.


Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 06:59 PM (EdXI9)

======================
Wishful thinking. Do you have any idea how many GOPe senators and congress critters would fight a NPR budget cut? A lot.

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (JBggj)

142 Hmmmm, stabbing myself in the eye or watching the debate....well, I'll look dapper in an eye patch, pirate like even, so there is that.
Is the debate going to change any of y'all vote? Then why do y'all punish yourselves so????

Posted by: lindafell- irredeemable, deplorable, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic redneck at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (JNDQi)

143 I hear scrapple tastes positively offal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (0mRoj)

144 Ace you are damn funny...

Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (QCc6B)

145 Odds that Trump takes time out in the middle of the debate to enjoy a delicious Trump Tower taco bowl, a HUGE bargain at just $5.95 -- 25:1

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (8ZskC)

146 >>>I had scrapple last year, after having heard about it forever, and it was vile.<<<

Yeah, I'd rather eat chitlins and drink menudo squeezings.

Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (DaWRV)

147 Despite the ground rules that there are no "breaks" any hint of a medical issue from Hillary and all the cameras go to break 1:1

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (2JFSt)

148 Hah, They just showed on FOX Hillary backing her ass out the handi-van (from yesterday).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (P/kVC)

149 My guess as to Hill's sartorial style is "Romulan ambassador", complete with sash, epaulets, and sleeve dagger.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (jR7Wy)

150 Odds that the camera feeds go dark if Hillary begins to have a Health moment. 1:1

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (XGrlW)

151
Trump at some point will say he's responsive to the public and invite everyone to email him.

then say you could maybe do that with Hillary if you've got connections and money.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (U0lQa
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HAHA. I'd channel the spirits for that one.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (oGNNA)

152 Odds that Hillary shakes her head pattonizingly and says, "Now, Donald" at least once. Very good odds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (EnGQE)

153 Ready for Hillary!

Posted by: Sheol at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (27KAF)

154 OK, I've had 4 shots, which is kinda early for west coast time. So take that into consideration when I say I love all you crazy loons.

Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (QCc6B)

155 >> I hear scrapple tastes positively offal.


Somewhere, Muldoon's ears are ringing.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (5GQXr)

156 Puh-leeze

Thin sliced scrapple, fried crispy, some dippy eggs and toast. Coffee. That is a breakfast my friends.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (3o++7)

157 137 next up for ace: blood sausage.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (U0lQa)

Blood pudding. Essentially blood clot jello.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (0mRoj)

158 @122....that would be awesome! The black and white housedress!

I would die in a heap of laughter.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (Cx8BK)

159 ace is like our own frat pledge

make him eat something else guys!

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (U0lQa)

160 Hill will go Queen Kong because of the lights, break free from her shackles, and climb the Empire State Building. 100:1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (Nwg0u)

161
Trump points out that Hillary's pneumonia didn't affect her staff because they all have immunity. . Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3o++7)

Funny how no late night host could think of that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (lKyWE)

162 Scrapple. Great. Thanks Ace, jotting this down quickly for tonight ....

Ok, Mr. Trump why does your hair resemble uncooked scrapple?

Posted by: Lester Holt aka Leesty Holteezy at September 26, 2016 07:03 PM (bsDXW)

163 Put together a list of 34 Senators that would back a Trump veto. I think that is possible. Trump will shut down the goober'mint and make it stick.

If it suits his purpose.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 07:04 PM (d76uN)

164 Odds that the debate gets canceled at the last minute?

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:04 PM (7qAYi)

165 Is it really true that there are no commercials or breaks?
__________

Yep.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2016 07:04 PM (NnYnv)

166 Bill seated in front row with end of nose a deeper shade of purple then the end of his dick...1:1

Posted by: Tyler Mason at September 26, 2016 07:04 PM (HaFPF)

167 Lester Holt will spazz out from his earpiece going haywire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:04 PM (1ZOkK)

168 Miss Cleo contacted me from the grave and told me she was going to have some evil company real soon.

So what I'm saying is the Devil Herself chokes on her own phlegm/infected lung parts tonight, live.

MUST SEE TV

Posted by: I love Science in the ass at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (svFmG)

169 Last week we were talking Skittles, now we talkin scrapple?

Posted by: Allen Iverson at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (bsDXW)

170 Trump does a full Van Damme split between the two lecterns: 25:1

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (d9v6L)

171 Hillary forgets to wear comfortable shoes. even

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

172 If the podium doesn't have hand rails she is screwed. Her team has been running her up and down stairs for two days and she still can't make it without help.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (c92y+)

173 I really hope the controversy surrounding Hillary!'s favorite color is settled tonight.

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (Sfs6o)

174 Odds on Bill being at the debate and ogling Melania's boobs?

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (a0IVu)

175 Blood pudding. Essentially blood clot jello.
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Real Blutwurst includes cartilage for that extra "pop".

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (JBggj)

176 82 I bet Trump's dick smells like the interior of a used Bentley. Not awesome, but still way better smelling than any of our dicks.

Posted by: josephistan

Richard Gere's pet gerbil was named Bentley. We talkin' about the same guy?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (iWW0H)

177 You know who needs to be doing this debate?

Brian Williams, that's who.

I'd laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (1ZOkK)

178 "Odds that the debate gets canceled at the last minute?"

Only an hour and 52 minutes till you find out.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (d76uN)

179 137
next up for ace: blood sausage.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (U0lQa)

Liver Mush. http://tinyurl.com/h6r7ddo

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (NbJXF)

180

Hillary faints and Trump revives her by slapping her in the face. With his dick. While standing as she lays on the floor prone

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:06 PM (tMJZb)

181 I just gotta remember to drill Trump on the baby dick punches.

Posted by: Fester Holt at September 26, 2016 07:06 PM (Tyii7)

182 Public service announcement: Do not participate in any debate drinking game that involves drinking for every obvious pandering to women and/ or minorities or veiled or blantant allegations of racism.

Posted by: Damiano at September 26, 2016 07:06 PM (71OEY)

183 She wears a winter jacket to hide whatever device is keeping her alive -- 2:1

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 07:06 PM (NuElX)

184 179 137
next up for ace: blood sausage.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:01 PM (U0lQa)

Liver Mush. http://tinyurl.com/h6r7ddo
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (NbJXF)
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Rocky Mountain oysters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 07:06 PM (jR7Wy)

185
Odds that Hillary shakes her head pattonizingly and says, "Now, Donald" at least once. Very good odds.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 07:02 PM (EnGQE)
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He ought to turn to the cameras and say "Four to eight years of this. Except it won't be 'Donald,' it'll be you."

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:06 PM (oGNNA)

186 *Adds to my list of things to Never Eat*

Scrapple

Other things: blood sausage, head cheese, animal testicles of any kind, brains....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:07 PM (1ZOkK)

187 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 07:07 PM (3sucN)

188 I really did think the odds were good that Hillary would find a way to not debate at all.

I honestly think the best we can hope for is just a coughing fit, but no telling how many supressants they gave her.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 07:08 PM (2JFSt)

189 The debate is cancelled because Obama needs her to help him with a national crisis created by Trump -- 1 to 1

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 07:08 PM (NuElX)

190 I wonder if they'll shake hands before stepping up to the podiums.

100:1

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 07:08 PM (JBggj)

191
Rocky Mountain oysters

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had em. don't see what the big deal is.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:08 PM (U0lQa)

192

Hillary dresses like Melvin Belli from that Star Trek episode

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:08 PM (tMJZb)

193 heard on the radio that FAB skipped the "walk-thru" & sent Huma in her place

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (3sucN)

194 This is like old times for Trump taking on 16 other candidates in a debate. Taking on Hillary, Lester and 14 creepy little elves in the NBC research department whispering in his earpiece. or is that 14 elvy little creeps.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (iWW0H)

195 You know, it's all on us.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

196 Just read on Twitchy that they misspelled Hillary's name on the debate tickets. LOL.

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (a0IVu)

197 don't want the to shake hands - this is not a sports competition this is war

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (c6/9Q)

198 I'm not going to watch it, but i may look at Vodka Pundit's live drunk blogging. He's always funny!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (EnGQE)

199 Hillary craps in her pants and blames Bush for the episode -- 2 to 1

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (NuElX)

200 How come we don't call oysters Rocky Mountain testicles?

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (7qAYi)

201 Chances Hillary brings up #Waronwomen and implies Trump hates, discriminates against women

Chances Hillary says she loves teh gays and Trump hates them

Chances Hillary says she loves teh transgenders and Trump hates them

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (NOIQH)

202
Trump does a full Van Damme split between the two lecterns: 25:1
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (d9v6L)
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good

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (oGNNA)

203 Trump is 6'4 and Killary is 5'4. Are they really going to make her match his height? They are gonna need a front end loader to plant her ass on that podium.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2016 07:10 PM (c92y+)

204 Whatever Trump says or doesn't... he hasn't been running things.

The media will Cover up for Hillary no matter what she does.

Those things make this look more and more like a Trump win.

Posted by: petunia at September 26, 2016 07:10 PM (VoCyE)

205 Any guesses on what will be in Hillary's Dr. Feelgood cocktail mixed up to reanimate her for the evening?

Or will they just substitute Statler or Waldorf muppets? Throw on a wig and no one would notice the difference.

Posted by: Damiano at September 26, 2016 07:11 PM (71OEY)

206 there was a top chef episode where they were cooking offal but wife wouldn't watch.

anybody cook with any of it? besides liver, i do oxtails. gotta be more but I'm crapping out

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:11 PM (U0lQa)

207 I wonder if they'll shake hands before stepping up to the podiums.

100:1

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 07:08 PM (JBggj)
................

If they do, Trump pulls a bottle of hand sanitizer out of his pocket.
even

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 07:11 PM (HgMAr)

208 199 Hillary craps in her pants and blames Bush for the episode -- 2 to 1
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (NuElX)

Odds Bush graciously accepts the blame? Even.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:11 PM (7qAYi)

209 Oh man


I am bawling my eyes out at this Marlins Mets opener

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:11 PM (tMJZb)

210 Odds that Trump tells Hillary, "I've already got three ex wives, stop acting like the fourth."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 26, 2016 07:11 PM (qsVN2)

211 Just read on Twitchy that they misspelled Hillary's name on the debate tickets. LOL.

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (a0IVu)


Peregruzka!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 07:12 PM (zc3Db)

212 I wonder if they'll shake hands before stepping up to the podiums.
__________________

I doubt that Hillary's camp wants that. She's a foot shorter than Trump, and historically voters have preferred the taller candidate for president.

For some reason, short, squatty, and sickly doesn't inspire a whole lot of confidence.

Standing next to Trump would just highlight how much Hillary resembles a garden troll.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2016 07:12 PM (NnYnv)

213 170 Trump does a full Van Damme split between the two lecterns: 25:1
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (d9v6L)

Trump does a full Van Damme split between two airborne Gulfstream Vs - 50-1

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:12 PM (0mRoj)

214 Blood sausage is one of those strange foods that is WAY worse than you think it's gonna be.

The first one I ate had a thick metal staple as the seal on the sausage casing...AndIfYouThinkIamKiddingBeliveMeIamNot...


All my in laws are Swiss and blood sausage was kind of a macho right of passage for this American Gringo

Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 07:12 PM (QCc6B)

215 Trump eats 50 eggs during the debate: 20:1

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 07:13 PM (d9v6L)

216 anybody cook with any of it? besides liver, i do oxtails. gotta be more but I'm crapping out

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:11 PM (U0lQa)

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There's beef tongue. It makes a fine sandwich meat.

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 07:13 PM (JBggj)

217 Why does Trump hate fat assed bitches from Arkansas that scream like a stuck pig when they open their mouth to the pint your ears bleed ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 07:13 PM (NuElX)

218 >>The Networks just caved to Hillary's demands. Just now breaking.





Aaaand who will be watching those networks other than Lefties?
They can factcheck to their lil' hearts content - I won;t be reading it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:14 PM (NOIQH)

219 Trump says the words "I don't think anyone that knows me is surprised that I'm divorced. I think everyone is surprised that you're not."

10:1

Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at September 26, 2016 07:14 PM (qw0uM)

220 Odds that Trump states "she who smelt it, dealt it"

2-1

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 07:14 PM (d76uN)

221 Husband is on the way home.

Tonight's dinner:

Filet mignon with three pepper sauce

Roasted asparagus

Romaine salad with cider vinegar vinaigrette, goat cheese, sliced pears, and walnuts

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:14 PM (1ZOkK)

222 Forget Donald, I want to see Melania do the splits.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 07:14 PM (HgMAr)

223 There's beef tongue.


For when Toby the Beagle gets tired.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:14 PM (0mRoj)

224 Just read on Twitchy that they misspelled Hillary's name on the debate tickets. LOL.

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 07:09 PM (a0IVu)

Hey, she claims she was named after Sir Edmund Hilary, she owns it.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:14 PM (7qAYi)

225
196 Just read on Twitchy that they misspelled Hillary's name on the debate tickets. LOL.
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Hillarious.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:15 PM (oGNNA)

226 I love blutwurst. But it's an acquired taste.

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 07:15 PM (JBggj)

227 Trump discos onto the stage to the BeeGees' "Stayin' Alive" - 50:1.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:15 PM (0mRoj)

228 225
196 Just read on Twitchy that they misspelled Hillary's name on the debate tickets. LOL.
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Hillarious.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:15 PM (oGNNA)

Hill puns????

Ok...

I guess the Dems have chosen their Hill to die on...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 07:16 PM (qf6WZ)

229 Later, all.

I'll be back to read and comment (but not watch) during the debate.

I'll be hiding in my husband's office, far away from his big-assed TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:16 PM (1ZOkK)

230 Trump says, "Vote for me, or this baby gets punched in the dick." 75:1

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 26, 2016 07:16 PM (J9FkY)

231 If the podium doesn't have hand rails she is
screwed. Her team has been running her up and down stairs for two days
and she still can't make it without help.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2016 07:05 PM (c92y+)

One of the closeup photos from the back showed that the trim piece on the top of the lecterns meets ADA handrail requirements.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 07:16 PM (P/kVC)

232 Damn, Jane, that's a fuckin' meal.


Also jealous cause I'm too cheap to buy filet.

Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (QCc6B)

233 Can't find it now but saw story shortly ago there are trigger warning signs outside the entrance of the debate hall.
How did we get a generation of pussys?

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (JfUI4)

234 227 Trump discos onto the stage to the BeeGees' "Stayin' Alive" - 50:1.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:15 PM (0mRoj)

Rides in on a Harley to the strains of "Real American" - 25:1

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (7qAYi)

235 trump admits he is charlie sheens dad 2:1



trump admits raquel welch is charlie sheens mom, well

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (cPsPa)

236 AHHHHHHHHHH

LET'S GO

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (m0oc0)

237 Who besmirching blood sausage? I don't know what kind you had, but the Hungarian style is freaking awesome. Rice sort of soaks up the pigs blood. Hmmm. Aletta Ocean. Hungarian hotness.

Posted by: I love Science in the ass at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (svFmG)

238 odds that chelsea's dad is at the debate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (cPsPa)

239 Scrapple! You bet! Vinegar and hog snouts, and if you're lucky.....some tasty tongue......mmmmm.....mmmmm

Now as to the Beast, seriously.....it all depends on her stamina and drug load. Someone mentioned Adderall......that's just Dexedrine. Megalomania, anyone?

Posted by: EastTexasFatboy at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (G0G8s)

240 a clown with a flaming boner squirts Hillary with seltzer

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:18 PM (U0lQa)

241 >>I guess the Dems have chosen their Hill to die on...


In a Clinton administration, the Hill does on you.
*rimshot*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:18 PM (NOIQH)

242 The man still got it.

Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2016 07:18 PM (qUNWi)

243 Odds that Frau Bitchpants has surrogate at Tickmaster whipping ashtrays at the CEO for mispelling her name?

2:1

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (KXAvu)

244 Just read on Twitchy that they misspelled Hillary's name on the debate tickets. LOL.

Of COURSE 'Frigid Bitch' is a typo....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (3hIZX)

245 "odds that chelsea's dad is at the debate?"

Need an extra ticket for the coffin?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (d76uN)

246 238 odds that chelsea's dad is at the debate?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 07:17 PM (cPsPa)

They're going to disinter Web Hubbell? Weird.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (7qAYi)

247 Rides in on a Harley to the strains of "Real American" - 25:1

===============

With Melania sitting back seat. Both dressed in leather.

40:1 Trigger alerts posted in every college campus.

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (JBggj)

248 This is what we know.


Lester Holt is Black, his grandmother was Jamaican, his grandfather English/Indian (dot).


Lester Holt is married to a white woman.


Lester Holt grew up in CA


Lester Holt lives in NYC.


Lester Holt works for NBC





Bottom line. Lester Holt is a rich upper west side mixed race yuppie who despises Donald Trump as do ALL his friends...



The cards are stacked against us. Remember, Trumps right it's rigged.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (NbJXF)

249 Whats the pudding call tonight?

1 She drops and convulses on camera
2 Trump hammers Benghazi until she apologizes to the filmmaker and the families
3 Trump coordinates a hit with a 9pm wiki leaks drop

Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (ngn8T)

250 Teenage girl from Kansas throws a bucket of water on Hillary

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (JfUI4)

251 hilarious thread

Posted by: Caliban at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (3GFMN)

252 BTW -- there's no way in hell I'm watching this thing.


God bless those of you who do.

Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (qUNWi)

253 Trump shouts, "Balloon drop!" and Hillary automatically gazes at the ceiling and makes a ga-ga face. 10-1

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (VQ+9Y)

254 /Teenage girl from Kansas throws a bucket of water on Hillary/

excellent ! just excellent

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (c6/9Q)

255 They're going to disinter Web Hubbell? Weird.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (7qAYi)

Web's still alive and lives in Charlotte in a Liberal yuppie area, Dilworth.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (NbJXF)

256 Odds that a horse whinnies every time Hillary's name is mentioned. 1:4

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (J9FkY)

257 Bill tries something with Melania, she slaps him silly, Secret Service details wind up shooting it out...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:21 PM (3hIZX)

258
At least one of Bill's sexual assault victims is in the audience and Trump gives her a shout-out. "Let's ask Juanita Broaddrick about that. She's in the front row."

Loooong odds. Life as it should be, not as it is.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:21 PM (oGNNA)

259 I seem to recall John Harwood fact-checking and interrupting in one of the GOP debates and he made a total jerk/fool of himself.
The network looked totally biased and out to get ALL of them.
So go ahead, do a John Harwood....


Also, the woman Hume is talking with now is an IDIOT.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:21 PM (NOIQH)

260 In the middle of the debate, Trump's hair becomes sentient, leaps off his head and lands on Hillary's face like a alien pushing it's probe down her throat.

1:1.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2016 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

261 Audience is supposed to be quiet but its filled with brain washed college students

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:21 PM (JfUI4)

262 Odds Hilary's head spins around 360 & starts speaking backwards Latin? 100:1

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:21 PM (7qAYi)

263 FESTIVAL!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (rwI+c)

264 She'll go full Alinsky, mocking and deriding him, and the whole thing will degenerate into a shouting match.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (iFgwk)

265
BTW -- there's no way in hell I'm watching this thing.


God bless those of you who do.
Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (qUNWi)
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I'm watching. I just ain't listening.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (oGNNA)

266 Hillary eye out of alignment +1

Hillary eye out of alignment more than 90 degrees. +5

Hillary strokes out. +20!!!!

Posted by: havildar-major at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (jpW6t)

267 Come tomorrow I want to see a gif of Hillary doing that weird head bobbing thing on live TV.

Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (qUNWi)

268 I'm hoping I get a good case of schadenfreude tonight when Hillary either hacks up a lung or "short circuits".

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (Q5Ymk)

269 I think Trump should just start talking directly to the camera.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (3hIZX)

270 Hillary's makeup melts under the lights and two dozen feral cats storm the stage and try to bury her. 12:1

Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (avb15)

271
the whole thing will degenerate into a shouting match.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (iFgwk)
------------------

1:1

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:23 PM (oGNNA)

272 221 Husband is on the way home.

Tonight's dinner:

Filet mignon with three pepper sauce

Roasted asparagus

Romaine salad with cider vinegar vinaigrette, goat cheese, sliced pears, and walnuts
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:14 PM (1ZOkK)

Show off.

We grilled hotdogs and I made my signature Stouffer's macaroni & cheese.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2016 07:23 PM (Z56vq)

273 Every time Hillary mentions 'war on women,' Juanita Broderick coughs from the front row.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:23 PM (3hIZX)

274 255 They're going to disinter Web Hubbell? Weird.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (7qAYi)

Web's still alive and lives in Charlotte in a Liberal yuppie area, Dilworth.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (NbJXF)

Huh. I just assumed anyone with dirt on the Clintons would be dead.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:24 PM (7qAYi)

275 I think you guys are going to be really disappointed because I don't think Hillary will have any really noticeable medical problems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 07:24 PM (EnGQE)

276 nood

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:24 PM (U0lQa)

277 I wonder if Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush will be texting each other dick pics tonight during the debate?

Posted by: beerologist at September 26, 2016 07:24 PM (ZXipY)

278 267 Come tomorrow I want to see a gif of Hillary doing that weird head bobbing thing on live TV.
___________________

It would be fun if we got a hat trick: head bobbing, frozen deer-in-the-headlights look, and eyes going in different directions.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2016 07:25 PM (NnYnv)

279 Tonight's supper was finishing off the smoked chicken wings from yesterday. Mesquite wood, the wings only seasoned with salt and pepper.

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 07:25 PM (JBggj)

280 255 They're going to disinter Web Hubbell? Weird.
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:19 PM (7qAYi)
Web's still alive and lives in Charlotte in a Liberal yuppie area, Dilworth.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 07:20 PM (NbJXF)
Huh. I just assumed anyone with dirt on the Clintons would be dead.


They wouldn't do anything to Chelsea's dad, he's practically family.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 07:25 PM (WnZAV)

281 Trump is the King of all Trolls. He's got something up his sleeve tonight.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2016 07:25 PM (KXAvu)

282

Twitter has decided Houston Nazi shooter was a Trump supporter

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:25 PM (tMJZb)

283 She'll yell, "You want to murder all the disadvantaged and brown peoples! But I won't let you! I will be their defender, you fat bastard! You dolt! I can't believe I even have to be here!" Ie. she'll turn the dial up to 11.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 07:26 PM (iFgwk)

284 I hope Trump offers to help her up onto the box behind the podium.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2016 07:27 PM (1qrFE)

285 Nood, that ain't right, we're just getting started

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (JfUI4)

286 I had scrapple last year, luckily penicillin cleared it up.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (1aDmL)

287 Hillary's head will bob once for every 2 words from Lestor

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (JfUI4)

288 Aaaand who will be watching those networks other than Lefties?
They can factcheck to their lil' hearts content - I won;t be reading it.

-------

It's coming soon to a network near you. I just didn't think it would be happening so quickly. Liberals HATE when people get to decide things for themselves (AKA freedom).

Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (EdXI9)

289 Eeww, I can't eat that. Sausage you say, I'll take two please.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (6Ll1u)

290 Killary's nurse will have her hand on Clinton's ass pushing her up the steps. Trump will look at that and point and mouth "You gotta see this".

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (c92y+)

291 Hillary has an "episode". even chance

Posted by: Jprs at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (439+P)

292 Trump says "Believe me:" 1:3
________

Add "Trust me" to this bet and I'll take that action.

Give me even money that he says it 5 times (with this stipulation) and you can write me in for 300 quatloos.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 26, 2016 07:41 PM (EJsAU)

293 What's the over/under on Trump describing himself with superlatives?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 26, 2016 07:42 PM (EJsAU)

294 Already in place... the whole crew from Jim Henson's Muppets.

Takes 5 or six of them to pull this off (sorry for the visual image of pulling off!!!)

One to work the mouth, and two of them with hands // fists /// forearms ///

Arms up her posterior to manage all of the things going on. Major villians from the past to say what's going on ... Benito Mussolini for the sly looks to the side ... and screaming to the crowd. STalin and Hitleer in there for advise ... And for the master stroke of genius, the Devil hiss own self. Step up.

And of course a couple of demons for holding her upright.

Posted by: Mephitis Texit Texit Texit at September 26, 2016 07:43 PM (4VAdr)

295 shit I forgot the debate was at 9, i've been throwing out posts under the mistaken belief it was on at 8

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2016 07:50 PM (dciA+)

296 The least you could do have a secret thread once in a while.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (JfUI4)

297 Hillary tries her damnedest, and fails miserably, to come across as an honest and likeable human being. 1:10

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (Eynls)

298 295 shit I forgot the debate was at 9, i've been throwing out posts under the mistaken belief it was on at 8
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2016 07:50 PM (dciA+)

Leeeeerrrrooooyyy! Jeeennnnkkkkiiinnnssss!

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (XGrlW)

299 Watching BBT for now

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 08:01 PM (Om16U)

300 Teresa Barnwell warming up in the bullpen.

1:1

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 08:01 PM (XGrlW)

301 I'm not going to watch it, but i may look at Vodka Pundit's live drunk blogging. He's always funny!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 07:09

Oh !
And we're NOT ?
See if I ask about another Happiness Thread !
:;

Posted by: JT at September 26, 2016 08:06 PM (pYLBk)

302 The entire farce of a presidential election is a sick joke at this point. To hell with all of them.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at September 26, 2016 08:09 PM (LBO1U)

303 I'm witchoo Ace; I never got the whole scrapple thing.
I ate it once, only because I didn't know any better.

And they'll never get me again.

Posted by: JT at September 26, 2016 08:10 PM (pYLBk)

304 Trump rebuts with
"Jane, you ignorant slut !" 7:2

Posted by: JT at September 26, 2016 08:12 PM (pYLBk)

305 86
*Adds to my list of things to Never Eat*

Scrapple

Other things: blood sausage, head cheese, animal testicles of any kind, brains....


*****

I actually like head cheese

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (18h+i)

306 scrapple is ok
better than haggis, anyway

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (Om16U)

307 Even odds. Don walks over, sets the bitch on fire and then pisses on her to put it out, and then takes credit for saving her life.

Posted by: Bobby Ahr at September 26, 2016 08:16 PM (zmZ2x)

308 Trump walks over to her and gives her lost shoe.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 26, 2016 08:33 PM (qJhUV)

309 GO BIGLY OR GO HOME YOU CRAZY ORANGE BASTARD

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:40 PM (zu88C)

310 no clapping , no cheering, no booing

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:41 PM (zu88C)

311 couple of damn Democrats reading the debate rules and history and shit.


c'mon touch gloves and get it on!

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:43 PM (zu88C)

312 Eveything she just said is Bullshit.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 09:06 PM (JmjOe)

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