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No Indication of Terrorist Motivation: Washington Mall Shooter Had Picture of ISIS Leader on His Blog

Now they're even recruiting "Hispanics"!

The Turkish immigrant accused of gunning down five people at a Washington mall smirked at his first court appearance Monday even as reports revealed he had a blog with photo posts of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei.

That smirk is probative in and of itself.

Posted by: Ace at 03:14 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 03:13 PM (7HtZB)

2 Fry him.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (vU+tB)

3 Unexpectedly

Posted by: NCKate at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (tZMK0)

4 Are they really still trying to play this as not terrorism???

Also: guess that whole Malmo attack didn't happen, what with the MSM obsessed over the debate tonight.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (NOIQH)

5 bastard..

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (/NlFx)

6 Salaam aleykum fappaholics!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (d9v6L)

7
youths of indeterminate origin

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (zu88C)

8 His motivation is a mystery. A real head-scratcher. A puzzlement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (1ZOkK)

9 4
Are they really still trying to play this as not terrorism???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (NOIQH)

Sure, because it hurts the Dems.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (jxbfJ)

10 2 Fry him.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (vU+tB)

Fried Turkey is delicious!

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (7HtZB)

11 Man buys woman a drink: No indication of wanting to sleep with her.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (z/Ubi)

12 And the fact that he insisted that people call him Muhammad Death to America Jihad al Boom-Boom? Totally irrelevant.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

13 Maybe I've missed it - are the details about his immigration out yet, such as how long he and his family have been here, if he's native born or naturalized US citizen, etc?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (NOIQH)

14 Nothing to see here move along.

Posted by: Beth M at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (kiy9d)

15 He has dishonored the Prophet Mahomet.

Posted by: Low Information President at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (57K5j)

16 Female next-door neighbor said he frightened her so much she kept a taser by her front door.

He sounds like a gentle soul.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:17 PM (1ZOkK)

17 Obviously, a self-loathing gay who was sexually attracted to al-Baghdadi and Khamenei. If only he had felt free enough in America to come out of the closet.

How much longer must we tolerate this oppressive homophobia that is turning immigrants into criminals?

Posted by: The Media at September 26, 2016 03:17 PM (fgOnp)

18 Thing is that a Muslim can't support any caliph and at the same time support the Iranian mullahs. I still think this guy is just a double digit IQ loser with a woody for powerful men.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (KDlh/)

19 Getting to be like crimes committed by illegal immigrants - starting to skip the whole 'pause to remember the victims', eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (NOIQH)

20 Yeah the Hispanic turned out to be Muslim Turk Hillary Voter. Boy they're trying to avoid mentioning that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (39g3+)

21 The dots.....they show NOTHING!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (J+eG2)

22
Oh! His blog also had a picture of Ayatollah Khamenei. I guess he's a fan of nuclear disarmament, defense of Israel, and global security.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (oGNNA)

23 Aside from the posts featuring noted Islamists, blogs also featured posts about serial killer Ted Bundy and the Area 51 test site.

Nope. No reason to keep an eye on THIS guy. Nope. No way. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (xttKs)

24 A high school classmate said he was always groping girls at school, grabbing their butts and such.

I guess no one yelled "rape" because of his special ethnicity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (1ZOkK)

25 Islam is the Religion of Peace - so it is unpossible for Islam to be behind is actions.

Posted by: An Observation at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (SAMq1)

26 Woman says Yes: No indication of consent.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (aVYsC)

27 As always, please be sensitive to the enormous muslim backlash problem. Big, big problem. Terrible stuff.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (/m8T6)

28 #TurksOutOfAnatolia

Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (9krrF)

29 Are probatives those germs that live in the stomach?

Posted by: HW Bushy at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (NUqwG)

30 Comey will get right on it as soon as Huma gives him back his car keys.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

31 * looks up and sighs *

What is it this time, Barry?

* listens *

Yes, there really is a country called "Turkey".

* listens, then interrupts *

--yes, just like the animal you draw when you trace around your hand. Why don't you go see if there are any Saved By The Bell reruns on TV?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (57K5j)

32 This sounds like the Texas shooty guy this morning who apparently had been out there brandishing his gun (literally, not euphemistically) at the neighbors.

Yeah, that's not illegal or a sign of problems in the slightest.

"He was such a quiet boy. . . ."

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (mf5HN)

33 ... We're at least agreed that if immigration officials see any sign that the prospective visitor to the US is a fuckwit, even a secular fuckwit, he shouldn't be let in.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (KDlh/)

34 Should those things mean something to me?

Posted by: James Comey at September 26, 2016 03:20 PM (2z74n)

35 Any word from Christiane Amanpour, professional apologist for all things Islam?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:20 PM (1ZOkK)

36 I think if these people want Islamic law we should give it to them when they get caught. We can have a public beheading like in Saudi Arabia, with popcorn and falafels.

The victims families can each take a hack, those with bad eyesight go first. For the children.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:21 PM (JILvc)

37 We're at least agreed that if immigration officials see any sign that
the prospective visitor to the US is a fuckwit, even a secular fuckwit,
he shouldn't be let in.


Hah! Talk about closing the barn door after the horse is made into kefta kababs!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 26, 2016 03:21 PM (nd1zx)

38 Perhaps the feds will charge him with capitol murder under the terrorism statutes, once we get the muzzie out of the WH.


Washington State does have a death penalty that the voters approved but their current far left Democrat asshole used his pen and phone to declare a "moratorium" on the executions.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 03:21 PM (mpXpK)

39 Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (NOIQH)

Someone here said yesterday that his step-dad was US navy who married the mom and brought mom and son from Turkey to US.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 03:21 PM (GDulk)

40 --yes, just like the animal you draw when you trace around your hand. Why don't you go see if there are any Saved By The Bell reruns on TV?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (57K5j)


No way. He's What's Happening all the way. Too many white kids on that Saved by the Bell show.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2016 03:21 PM (xttKs)

41 Amanpour can't give her opinion while her mouth is still full.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:21 PM (KDlh/)

42 If you can't off your girlfriend when you feel you've been dissed... I mean, come on!

Posted by: CAIR at September 26, 2016 03:21 PM (2z74n)

43 I think his smirking in court was a nice touch.

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:22 PM (1ZOkK)

44 Down the memory hole in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2016 03:22 PM (zoehZ)

45 18 Thing is that a Muslim can't support any caliph and at the same time support the Iranian mullahs. I still think this guy is just a double digit IQ loser with a woody for powerful men.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (KDlh/)

We're talking about the President, right?

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 03:24 PM (7HtZB)

46 >>Someone here said yesterday that his step-dad was US navy who married the mom and brought mom and son from Turkey to US.


Ah. That's a new one.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:24 PM (NOIQH)

47 Is there a list anywhere of all the terrorist attacks that have happened in the US (and around the world) in the past year? (Or more.)

Because I feel like this is becoming a weekly occurrence globally and much more common domestically.

And no one's talking about it.

Maybe I'm just misremembering the amount.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 26, 2016 03:24 PM (WuRdh)

48 Is it to late to have Trump invite him and maybe that Hassan douche to the debate? We can sit them next to that idiot Cuban, since he likes all this unrestricted immigration stuff.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:24 PM (JILvc)

49 Have they searched his room for a CBF? That's usually what causes people to go off like this.

Posted by: fly gal at September 26, 2016 03:25 PM (8TdcF)

50 Just a local crime story.

* Yawn *

Posted by: Sarah Kliff, Washington Post Investigative Reporter at September 26, 2016 03:25 PM (57K5j)

51 He was a blogger! That explains everything. Probably got sick of his commenters.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:25 PM (U0lQa)

52

This guy was brought here by his USNavy step father, who married his mama. He returned the favor by physically attacking his step father to the point that law enforcement had to intervene half a dozen times. For which dopey step daddy testified on his behalf. And then he stole step daddys guns and commited jihad

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:25 PM (tMJZb)

53 Wait.... guy was already facing, or faced, charges THREE times of assaulting his step father...

Is NOT a citizen apparently...

IS an Adult...

And is still IN this country?

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 03:25 PM (qf6WZ)

54 >>>45 Down the memory hole in 3, 2, 1...

You're gonna need a bigger hole.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 26, 2016 03:25 PM (FcoEk)

55 44 I think his smirking in court was a nice touch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:22 PM (1ZOkK)

Uh huh. Especially when one of his victims was a 16 year girl who had survived cancer.

It takes real bravery to point a gun at an infidel like that and pull the trigger.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (u0lmX)

56 Have they searched his room for a CBF?

We left the door wide open for the press, nothing to find in there.

Posted by: FBI Agents at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (39g3+)

57 Someone here said yesterday that his step-dad was US navy who married the mom and brought mom and son from Turkey to US.


Pro tip: When marrying a woman from another country (particularly if Muzzie), make sure there's not crazy future stepson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (1ZOkK)

58 >>And no one's talking about it.
Maybe I'm just misremembering the amount.


Yeah, they come and go quickly - like we're just going to forget the CA stabby student w/the ISIS flag in his dormroom and the MSM-suppressed manifesto.

I would check JihadWatch site....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (NOIQH)

59 Why can no one piece together a coherent report on topics like these? Everything is breathlessly all over the place.

Let me do it in one minute:

Arcan Cetin had two Tumblr pages. They are here:

http://arcanmotherrussiavodkaandak47.tumblr.com/

http://meowfraulein.tumblr.com/

The first one has some kind of islamist prayer on it, and posts about serial killers.

The second one, which is only discoverable because he link to it from the first one, has praiseful posts about Abu Bakr and the Supreme Ayatollah of Iran. Also, some kind of weird post referencing "Mein Kampf."

Obviously had some Islamist sympathies, at a minimum.

Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (jBuUi)

60 The step-dad couldn't get a piece of ass without going to Turkey and bringing home that loser with him?

Yikes.

Posted by: Furious George at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (57K5j)

61 Step daddy is David Marshall, the kind of schmuck who foreign women marry to get here, and then dump

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (tMJZb)

62 We should probably give him immunity. Just to be sure.

Posted by: James Comey at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (zu88C)

63 I wasn't clear on how the idea that he was Hispanic was supposed to be some sort of media cover up. Who was that going to help? "Don't worry you undecided dipshit voters...it's not a Muslim like that madman Trump would have you fear, it's a Hispanic...which Trump says you should be worried about, er, ummm, never mind. Global Warming!!!!!"

Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (1H9ox)

64 Anyone know how old the Guy was when he came to America?

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (qf6WZ)

65 Stepdaddy's a shoe in for the next issue of Beta Male Monthly

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (KDlh/)

66 I'm sure that's nothing.

However, I have learned that there was a car parked next to his in the parking lot that had a Gadsden Flag sticker on it. I think that is particularly damning evidence that this young Hispanic has been lured into the clutches of the evil Tea Party!

Posted by: ABC's Brian Ross at September 26, 2016 03:28 PM (H9MG5)

67 Uh huh. Especially when one of his victims was a 16 year girl who had survived cancer.



It takes real bravery to point a gun at an infidel like that and pull the trigger.



Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (u0lmX)


I know. Disgusting and heartbreaking. I think we can all agree, Muzzie terrorists are a bunch of cowards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:28 PM (1ZOkK)

68 My brother and I saw this on the news Friday night. He was confused as to why the news was downplaying it when they usually amp these mall shootings to eleventy. I said the 'hispanic' is probably 'Allah akbar'.

The predictably is what bores me the most.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 26, 2016 03:28 PM (jrzpM)

69 "In the assault case, Cetin was told by a judge last December that he was not to possess a gun, The Times reported."

Especially in a gun-free zone. The judge further added: "Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at September 26, 2016 03:28 PM (vk42V)

70 The FBI couldn't find its ass with both hands. This guy was a "known person" to LE. I'll bet it was for more than his anger issues.

We find out the Feds inveatigated him after the debate.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:28 PM (JILvc)

71 >>It takes real bravery to point a gun at an infidel like that and pull the trigger.

Yep, targeting a make-up counter like a manly man.
He also killed an elderly mother and her daughter; nothing like wiping out two generations.

WTF


Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:28 PM (NOIQH)

72 We should probably give him immunity. Just to be sure.
Posted by: James Comey at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (zu88C)
...
No need. There was obviously no intention of breaking the law.

Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 03:28 PM (1H9ox)

73 48
Is there a list anywhere of all the terrorist attacks that have happened
in the US (and around the world) in the past year? (Or more.)



Check out "The Religion of Peace" blog.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 03:29 PM (/NlFx)

74 Meme from the WH:

If it is not big jets flying into skyscrapers: not terrorism.

Does not matter about alleyoop snackbar, journals in Arabic supporting isis, threats either written or verbal claiming ties with isis which is not islamb. Does not matter. We will not be islamaphobic or punish a few skittles out of the bag. We will not come to conclusions. P.S. Make sure you disappear family connections aka Mateen's wife and the stabber guy's mom in CA who took him to gun ranges.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 03:29 PM (Cx8BK)

75 Have they searched his room for a CBF?

We left the door wide open for the press, nothing to find in there.

Posted by: FBI Agents at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (39g3+)
.............

Hey Mr. Comey, I think we found your car keys.

Posted by: the press at September 26, 2016 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

76 59 >>And no one's talking about it.
Maybe I'm just misremembering the amount.


Yeah, they come and go quickly - like we're just going to forget the CA stabby student w/the ISIS flag in his dormroom and the MSM-suppressed manifesto.

I would check JihadWatch site....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (NOIQH)

Didn't John Kerry say that the media shouldn't cover these incidents so as to not inspire future ones?

Of course they have no problem making national news out of every police shooting...

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

77
These news stories about terrorists, terrorism, and cowering in place until the shooting stops are starting to look like spam to me.

Just like Chicago. If all the gang bangers gang banging each other were really a problem, somebody would do something about it.

Since no one is doing much of anything, then I'm not going to worry about it.

Maybe a big bunch of rich celebrities should jet off to Davos and have a four day conference and try to come up with an idea to find a way to get some legislation enacted, with some tax breaks for the rich and famous who jet off to Switzerland who can lobby Congress for something that might put an end to these kinds of news stories.

Posted by: Him the Ham at September 26, 2016 03:29 PM (Jw9xt)

78 Even if some Navy guy brought her in from Turkey she would still have to have been vetted through the normal immigration process. And her son would too.


And both of them would have to go through the naturalization process. I know several women out in CA who came in from Europe who married US military members but were not US citizens. One was working on it and the other did not want to give up her British citizenship.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 03:30 PM (mpXpK)

79 I bet he's a whiz with clocks.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

80 pennsylvania

&

colorado

toss ups


*gulp*

there are obviously a lot of deplorable people in those states. oh, and ignorant racists too

Posted by: ed gibbon at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (U0qYy)

81 The step-dad couldn't get a piece of ass without going to Turkey and bringing home that loser with him?

===

Found her at The Compound.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (U0lQa)

82 Lizzy, I think he has a green card, in this country five years or less.

From the beginning I thought he looked like Mir Amal Kansi.

But, "his motive is unknown."™

Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (xpSCc)

83 I'd have liked to have seen him go in a Bass Proshop here in Georgia and try to go all shooty.

He'd have been aerated before he got off a single shot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (1ZOkK)

84 Also, some kind of weird post referencing "Mein Kampf."

Yeah the Islamic and Fascist connection, something the left is desperate to ignore and cover up as well. Just use the term Islamofascist and out come the howls of derision and squirrels like confetti

Posted by: FBI Agents at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (39g3+)

85 "I have an idea. Let's give him immunity and get him talking so we can find out his motivation"

Posted by: james comey at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (vk42V)

86 "OK, Dave, shut down the live feed, this guy isn't a cop, so it isn't a news story, boss said."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (7ZVPa)

87 Probabtive?

Like with a Doctor with only one glove?

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (5GQXr)

88 Police sources confirmed that Cetin had an incredibly small penis.

Posted by: The Press in FuriousGeorgistan at September 26, 2016 03:32 PM (57K5j)

89 CAIR now rushing out to ensure there is anti Muslim backlash from next Fridays terror attack.

Posted by: GrampyB at September 26, 2016 03:32 PM (9uzoI)

90 Well I am shocked!

Posted by: Lauren at September 26, 2016 03:32 PM (8uiG4)

91 >>I think he has a green card, in this country five years or less.

Unbelievable.
Under Obama's watch. Again.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:32 PM (NOIQH)

92 Step daddy was a decent guy who stayed in the Navy to retirement, painted air craft carriers after retirement, loved the NRA, and his country and is voting for Trump


Poor schmuck

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:32 PM (tMJZb)

93 Thing is that a Muslim can't support any caliph and
at the same time support the Iranian mullahs. I still think this guy is
just a double digit IQ loser with a woody for powerful men.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (KDlh/)


One can be a muslim and a murderer without being a terrorist, per se. islam basically has no prohibitions on killing non-muslims, so if he gets a mad on about some people, he can murder them, and it's all A-OK with the ummah.

In other words, he kills for his own reasons, and islam allows it. He's not killing to advance islam, which would be encouraged. But the dead are still just as dead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 03:33 PM (o9m/V)

94 Isolated incident.

Posted by: WaterCow at September 26, 2016 03:33 PM (EJsAU)

95 Step daddy was a decent guy who stayed in the Navy to retirement,
painted air craft carriers after retirement, loved the NRA, and his
country and is voting for Trump



Should have taken his hellish stepson on a tragic canoe ride.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:34 PM (1ZOkK)

96 I like to watch.

Posted by: Timmy Kaine at September 26, 2016 03:34 PM (7ZVPa)

97 "A watch party.

With those freaks."

And you shall be known by the friends which you keep.

(Something my dad told me)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 03:34 PM (J+eG2)

98 >>A watch party.


I hope, for him, that they clean his watch before they give it back to him.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 03:34 PM (5GQXr)

99 "He was such a quiet boy. . . ."

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (mf5HN)

Well he was a lawyer

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 26, 2016 03:34 PM (QPdNE)

100 Under Obama's watch. Again.

===

FBI was busy

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (U0lQa)

101 Hey, London's mayor Saddiq Khan was just lecturing us that terrorist attacks are part on parcel of living in a big city!

Oh, wait...this happened on Washington state?
Never mind.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (NOIQH)

102 The "news" just told me Tim Kaine (devout Catholic) will be attending a lgbt watch party tonight to view the debate.

A watch party.

With those freaks.

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 26, 2016 03:32 PM (8PrS9)
...............

Guess Tim is feeling a little frisky.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (HgMAr)

103 I really do think we need to spread around this theme more:

There have been more terrorist attacks on US Soil under President Obama than every president before him, combined.

I dunno if its true or not but I cannot imagine how it wouldn't be. There are several a year.

Posted by: FBI Agents at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (39g3+)

104 I'm going to have a Clock Party. We'll watch Hillary invent things.

Posted by: Ahmed at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (57K5j)

105 Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (1H9ox)

Exactly. If he *was* hispanic then it was probably gang-related and, especially with the new reports of MS-13 killing boys and kidnapping girls in the north east states, that's not any better.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (GDulk)

106 Word games. Because he was not an actual member of ISIS/Al Qaeda, they pretend his attack was not terrorism related.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (uhftQ)

107 This guy was brought here by his USNavy step father, who married his mama. He returned the favor by physically attacking his step father to the point that law enforcement had to intervene half a dozen times. For which dopey step daddy testified on his behalf. And then he stole step daddys guns and commited jihad
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:25 PM (tMJZb)

---

*Points to nic*

No words.

Well, actually I do have a few.

I don't want to get banned.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 26, 2016 03:36 PM (rlfds)

108 so he is a hispanic turk?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 03:36 PM (cPsPa)

109 Houston shooter was a lawyer

His attack was pre-planned

So where is his note. You know he wrote one

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:36 PM (tMJZb)

110 Kind of early to go OT, I know, but we're over 100.

Is Anna Puma around?
I just took a bike ride around the neighborhood to blow off some steam, and found a real gem. She's the first one I thought of that would maybe appreciate it...

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (SmF1m)

111 That smirk is probative in and of itself.

Any felonious haberdashery?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (QQ+il)

112 Cmon. Tim Kaine is totally gay. His ringtone is Somewhere Over The Rainbow ffs

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (U0lQa)

113 "so he is a hispanic turk?"

You misspelled Turd.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (J+eG2)

114 I really do think we need to spread around this theme more:

There have been more terrorist attacks on US Soil under President Obama than every president before him, combined.

I dunno if its true or not but I cannot imagine how it wouldn't be. There are several a year.
Posted by: FBI Agents at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (39g3+)



huh. when obama told joe the plumber he wanted to spread it around everyone assumed he meant money. guess not.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (cPsPa)

115 The "news" just told me Tim Kaine (devout Catholic) will be attending a lgbt watch party tonight to view the debate.

A watch party.

With those freaks.
....
Good. Have Pence watch the rally with construction workers, veterans, and small business owners. Let me know which one comes across as more appealing to the actual voters of this country and not the swindling target market of the latest NBC romantic sitcom.

Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (1H9ox)

116 Don't worry as soon as president Trump wins the islamic terrorist attacks will again be islamic terror attacks because....
...
....
......wait for it...
...
....
.....you know what is coming...
...
.....
.......
BECAUSE OF TRUMP!!!!ELEVINTYBAZILLION.

Also note there will be a homeless problem, children poverty, seniors are getting killed by ZIP 7 eating dog food, and the world hates for the same reason.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (6N+OU)

117 Just like the Orlando night club shooter, who, during his mid-atrocity 911 calls mentioned five times that the U.S. should stop bombing ISIS, we may never know his motivations.

Posted by: irright at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (pMGkg)

118

What really worries me is, will the US go to war with Russia before November or after?

Posted by: Him the Ham at September 26, 2016 03:37 PM (Jw9xt)

119 Oh, and remind people: Hillary is still under FBI investigation. They didn't stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)

120 I just took a bike ride around the neighborhood to blow off some steam, and found a real gem. She's the first one I thought of that would maybe appreciate it...
....

Go on.

Posted by: Offsome Steam at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (1H9ox)

121 "will the US go to war with Russia before November or after?"

Never invade Russia in the winter

Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (J+eG2)

122 Let's be honest, both Kaine and Pence look like guys you would be nervous babysitting your daughter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)

123 The Enquirer in the aisle at the grocery store told me one of Hillary's nephews is in the KKK. Speaking of terrorists.

For what it's worth.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (1ZOkK)

124 dammit Trump!

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (zu88C)

125 >>The "news" just told me Tim Kaine (devout Catholic) will be attending a lgbt watch party tonight to view the debate.


OK, then there will *definitely* be social issues questions related the the LGBT community. This is all being set up so he can comment on Trump's homophobia/trans-hatred while surrounded by these activists.

Not like anyone believes Hillary doesn't have Holt's questions in advance.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (NOIQH)

126
17 Obviously, a self-loathing gay who was sexually attracted to al-Baghdadi and Khamenei. If only he had felt free enough in America to come out of the closet.

How much longer must we tolerate this oppressive homophobia that is turning immigrants into criminals?

Posted by: The Media at September 26, 2016 03:17 PM (fgOnp)






You've been watching too much Shemp......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (Twghx)

127 Aside from the posts featuring noted Islamists, blogs also featured posts about serial killer Ted Bundy and the Area 51 test site.

Nope. No reason to keep an eye on THIS guy. Nope. No way. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (xttKs)


That sounds like general all-around lunacy ramped to a killer eleventy by the Call of Jihad.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

128 Right about now, ISIS has to be fuming that their attacks on the US are a complete failure, because they aren't getting proper credit for all of the Americans they have killed in the past 8 years.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (7ZVPa)

129 I would see guys, shy awkward guys, go overseas and completely get taken advantage of by the first woman yo touch their dick

Move here, clean out all the bank accounts, take all the stuff and run off with a new guy. Some even started a whore house outside of san antonio

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (tMJZb)

130 I personally oversaw this investigation and their was no intent to commit terrorism by this white-hispanic from Turkey.

No reasonable person would blame the policies of open immigration that favors islamic terrorists. Nobody!!

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at September 26, 2016 03:40 PM (6N+OU)

131 Let's be honest, both Kaine and Pence look like guys you would be nervous babysitting your daughter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)



meh, kaine looks more like the guy that shows up with a six pack on to catch a predator.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 03:40 PM (cPsPa)

132 No word yet on the Houston shooter yet. The good news is he won't be smirking.

Speculation he was Hindi. But they are backing off that for some reason.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:40 PM (JILvc)

133 >>The Enquirer in the aisle at the grocery store told me one of Hillary's nephews is in the KKK. Speaking of terrorists.

Um...IIRC, one of her brothers married Sen. Boxer's daughter (since divorced). That could be an interesting problem, if it's even close to being true.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:40 PM (NOIQH)

134 will the US go to war with Russia before November or after?"

Never invade Russia in the winter

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Agreed.

Posted by: Zombie Napolean at September 26, 2016 03:41 PM (suO/a)

135 I have nothing I CAN say...

Between the weekly jihad attacks,
the FBI being just another gear in a political machine,
a corrupt and biased press covering for a
corrupt and felonious candidate (who may be gravely ill, but they'll never tell us)
etc
etc.

It wearies me mentally, and makes me apathetic, because there is nothing I can do about any of it.
They, whoever "they" are, should be happy with that response.

Because I'm all out of gum.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 26, 2016 03:41 PM (kKHcp)

136 Harry Reid on Twitter:

"I don't use the word racist lightly..."

Yeah, you do Reid. You really do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:41 PM (39g3+)

137 Huh...

"In addition, Cetin has an ex-girlfriend who worked for Macy's, but not for its story (sic) in the Cascade Mall, said Sgt. Mark Francis, a state patrol spokesman. Authorities have not yet identified a link between the suspect and the victims."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2016 03:41 PM (V3IFq)

138 Oh, and remind people: Hillary is still under FBI investigation. They didn't stop.

------------

Like any good bureaucracy, the FBI knows how to waste resources for no purpose.

Posted by: SH at September 26, 2016 03:41 PM (gmeXX)

139 from the posts featuring noted Islamists, blogs also featured posts about serial killer Ted Bundy and the Area 51 test site.

Nope. No reason to keep an eye on THIS guy. Nope. No way. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2016 03:19 PM (xttKs)


That sounds like general all-around lunacy ramped to a killer eleventy by the Call of Jihad.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (hLRSq)



well, ted bundy and extraterrestrial cults do not have nearly the corpse tally of islam.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 03:41 PM (cPsPa)

140 The Enquirer in the aisle at the grocery store told me one of Hillary's nephews is in the KKK. Speaking of terrorists.
Um...IIRC,
one of her brothers married Sen. Boxer's daughter (since divorced).
That could be an interesting problem, if it's even close to being true.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:40 PM (NOIQH)


That.Would.Be.Awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:42 PM (1ZOkK)

141
123 "will the US go to war with Russia before November or after?"

Never invade Russia in the winter

Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (J+eG2)








Werd.

Posted by: Zombie Charles XII of Sweden at September 26, 2016 03:42 PM (Twghx)

142 Authorities have not yet identified a link between the suspect and the victims."

===

women without veils. how'm i doin?

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:42 PM (U0lQa)

143 18 Thing is that a Muslim can't support any caliph and at the same time support the Iranian mullahs. I still think this guy is just a double digit IQ loser with a woody for powerful men.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (KDlh/)
-----------------------------------
Eh. That's like saying that Colin Kaepernick can't wear a Castro t-shirt because Castro is a honky who has always looked down on blacks. Even if he knew (or could believe) the truth about Castro, it wouldn't matter.

BLM and Castro are both leftist and anti-American.
And really cooooool, by the standards of the people CK wants to impress. That's all that matters.

I suspect that this Turkey may be less a true jihadi than a run-of-the-mill anti-American and anti-semite.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 26, 2016 03:42 PM (Nox3c)

144 Never invade Russia in the winter


But Syria would be good, right?
Winter isn't so bad there, right?

Maybe we don't have to invade, just send more weapons.

Posted by: Him the Ham at September 26, 2016 03:43 PM (Jw9xt)

145 Posted by: Marcus T


so BlamexiHindi ?



Of course, of course.

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:43 PM (zu88C)

146 I'm late again, and I think Banana Splits Guy is trying to move in on my territory. Anybody got a listing for Winona?

As-salamu alaykum!

Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 26, 2016 03:43 PM (G2Sc9)

147 Harry Reid is a reputed Pedophile.

And I don't use the word Pedophile lightly.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 03:44 PM (5GQXr)

148 124
Let's be honest, both Kaine and Pence look like guys you would be nervous babysitting your daughter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:44 PM (CFc5L)

149 You think you're scared, you're not the one who has to walk back through the dark alone.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 26, 2016 03:45 PM (QQ+il)

150
Never invade Russia in the winter
Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (J+eG2)



Dude

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon Bonaparte at September 26, 2016 03:45 PM (lKyWE)

151 And may you without a picture of an ISIS leader on your blog or website cast the first stone.

Posted by: Shit that Jesus never said at September 26, 2016 03:45 PM (J+eG2)

152 >>>148 I'm late again, and I think Banana Splits Guy is trying to move in on my territory. Anybody got a listing for Winona?

As-salamu alaykum!
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 26, 2016 03:43 PM (G2Sc9)

JIHAD STATUS: DECLARED
FATWA: ISSUED
BACON: SIZZLING

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 03:46 PM (d9v6L)

153 >>Authorities have not yet identified a link between the suspect and the victims


Not muslim?
Filthy whore Americans?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 03:46 PM (NOIQH)

154 Tim Kaine (devout Catholic) will be attending a lgbt watch party tonight to view the debate.
............

"The Debate". So that's what the lgbt's are calling their circle jerks?

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 03:46 PM (HgMAr)

155

No way lawyer shooter didnt leave a note with the last word

No

Way

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:46 PM (tMJZb)

156 Not a big Turk population in Walla Walla max. Life could be hard when he is finally convicted in 2026.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 26, 2016 03:47 PM (FtrY1)

157 oddly, I don't think I'd have a problem with Trump babysitting. He'd probably be a riot and teach the kid bad behaviors by accident when he took him out for helicopter rides, but no worries about other stuff.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:47 PM (U0lQa)

158 Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

Because that's the "nice" , certainly highly convenient, thing about jihad. It gives justification to entitlement and murderous retribution when that sense of entitlement isn't stroked by the infidel. There doesn't have to be a specifically relugious component to the murders for them to qualify as jihad.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 03:47 PM (GDulk)

159 Off topic but..

How many people are going to help Hillary up her podium stool?

I like using stool because you see....

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:47 PM (6N+OU)

160 "And I don't use the word Pedophile lightly."

You misspelled pederast.


And Confirmed looks a little off as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 03:47 PM (J+eG2)

161 Has Nate Silver weighed in on the jihadi percentage of this douchebag?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 26, 2016 03:48 PM (X+nFp)

162
Go on.
Posted by: Offsome Steam
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http://tinypic.com/r/302lvvb/9

Unf, not for sale. At any price.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 03:49 PM (SmF1m)

163 I don't know who I'd rather slap more; the Turk or Shep.

Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 03:49 PM (2Mnv1)

164 18 Thing is that a Muslim can't support any caliph and at the same time support the Iranian mullahs. I still think this guy is just a double digit IQ loser with a woody for powerful men.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (KDlh/)

Uh.... sorry... but Iran thinks they ARE the Caliphate...

Iran and ISIS is fighting over who is the Caliph.... not if there is one...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 03:49 PM (qf6WZ)

165
I like using stool because you see....

===

you were a theatre major and you were in Krapp's Last Tape senior year?

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:49 PM (U0lQa)

166 I don't think I'd have a problem with Trump babysitting.

Yeah he'd be fine with the kid. No drugs, no liquor, no smoking, but he'd take them on some crazy adventure and make you look bad as a dad.

Daad, why can't WE go on the space shuttle and buzz Moscow???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:49 PM (39g3+)

167 he had a blog with photo posts of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei.

That's not dispositive. Preezy Obongo has their pics under his pillow.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:50 PM (Eynls)

168 Asshole must have left a letter in his car or apartment

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:50 PM (tMJZb)

169 No way lawyer shooter didnt leave a note with the last word

No

Way



Last word? Pffft. Last bill.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 03:50 PM (Hb9w3)

170
I like using stool because you see....


====

You were just reading your thesaurus ?

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:50 PM (U0lQa)

171 Damn Lutherans again.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 26, 2016 03:50 PM (hMqvx)

172 This guy is as american as apple pie and endemic institutional racisim.

Posted by: Josh Ernest at September 26, 2016 03:51 PM (5GQXr)

173 So, I propose an experiment.



At the same moment in time, for 5 minutes or so, all of us concentrate on Hillary Clinton, imagine the heavy mucus forming in her nasal passages, dripping into her throat. Continue to imagine the mucus forming dripping into Hillary's throat, thicker and heavier.



For 5 minutes. All at the same time.



And if it works, we move on to spastic twitching...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 03:51 PM (/NlFx)

174 So what has Steve Bannon been doing the last two months? We'll find out tonight.

"I'm running to help. Not to help myself."

"Can you tell the truth about anything?"

Bet they've got dozens, maybe hundreds.

Think NY Post headlines and work backwards.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 03:51 PM (r1fLd)

175 I don't know who I'd rather slap more; the Turk or Shep.


Posted by: Fritz


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wow. That is tough.

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:51 PM (zu88C)

176 I don't think I'd have a problem with Trump babysitting.

Yeah he'd be fine with the kid. No drugs, no liquor, no smoking, but he'd take them on some crazy adventure and make you look bad as a dad.

Daad, why can't WE go on the space shuttle and buzz Moscow???



And bring along last year's Ms. Universe contestants.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 03:51 PM (Hb9w3)

177 What's a pederast, Walter?

Posted by: Donny at September 26, 2016 03:52 PM (5GQXr)

178 I don't know who I'd rather slap more; the Turk or Shep.


Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 03:49 PM (2Mnv1)


Now, now. Shep is just on his weekly period.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:52 PM (1ZOkK)

179
meh, kaine looks more like the guy that shows up with a six pack on to catch a predator.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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A six pack of Zima, at that. Dude gives off a definititive "perv vibe."

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 03:52 PM (SmF1m)

180 None of this is a surprise. The goal of our betters, both politicians and their public relations helpers in the news media, is not to protect us, but to promote identity politics. At least we aren't calling Muslim bad actors "Asians" like some of the European journalists are. In Europe "Asians" are doing a lot of raping and child molesting, in addition to bombing and killing.
Those damn Asians.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2016 03:53 PM (+lVUW)

181 Pence doesn't look like a perv. He looks like a pastor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:53 PM (1ZOkK)

182 Off topic but..

How many people are going to help Hillary up her podium stool?

I like using stool because you see....



She needs hers pushed in......

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 03:54 PM (Hb9w3)

183 I don't know who I'd rather slap more; the Turk or Shep.


Posted by: Fritz

----

Pick one of them up and hit the other one with him.

Posted by: RKae at September 26, 2016 03:54 PM (gLlq4)

184 This guy looks like the Turk who tried to kill Pope John Paul II in 1981 and I noted that when the still shot from the security video was released.

"Hispanic" my ass. I'm all for Trump's wall and all that , but not all immigrants are the same. For all the faults some of them may have, Hispanics are not trying to take the country down.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 03:54 PM (e8cId)

185 180 I don't know who I'd rather slap more; the Turk or Shep.


Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 03:49 PM (2Mnv1)

Now, now. Shep is just on his weekly period.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:52 PM (1ZOkK)

Shep Smith... proof positive that Males also get periods...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 03:54 PM (qf6WZ)

186 64
I wasn't clear on how the idea that he was Hispanic was supposed to be
some sort of media cover up. Who was that going to help? "Don't worry
you undecided dipshit voters...it's not a Muslim like that madman Trump
would have you fear, it's a Hispanic...which Trump says you should be
worried about, er, ummm, never mind. Global Warming!!!!!"
--

There is NO WAY they can present him as a Muslim. Means Trump is right.

If you see pics of the guy, he has darker skin. Definitely Not White.
Who have the same complexion as Muslim? Hispanics.

Voila! A hispanic Turk who is not connected to Islam.

/when they say it's not terrorism, that means it's terrorism.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 03:54 PM (tvyXw)

187 Slapping Shep or The Turk

Not Binary

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:54 PM (tMJZb)

188 >>At the same moment in time, for 5 minutes or so, all of us concentrate on Hillary Clinton, imagine the heavy mucus forming in her nasal passages, dripping into her throat.


Ugh. I just ate lunch. Melted cheese on chili. Please, I don't want to concentrate on Hillary's snot.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (OZmbA)

189 And in honor of todays debate...

I am building.... a Fence....

really.... /smile...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (qf6WZ)

190 Will this Turk be smirking when he bends over to pick up the soap in prison?
I'm glad he won't go to Gitmo. I'm guessing that that place is well run.
Put him in a state prison where the guards are willing to look the other way.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (+lVUW)

191 A couple of minutes ago, Fox showed vid of Trump, and Shep said:

"He looks angry and scary."

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

192

But was he a WHITE hispanic??

Posted by: Sphynx at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (OZmbA)

193 Hillary Clinton is a flawed candidate- Just like God! Who knew! A vote for hills is a vote for God on Earth! How can you not? And this from a rabbi.

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (dnWSK)

194
Pick one of them up and hit the other one with him.


Posted by: RKae

--------

AOSHQ : Tactical Solutions to Real World Problems

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (zu88C)

195 Right about now, ISIS has to be fuming that their attacks on the US are a complete failure, because they aren't getting proper credit for all of the Americans they have killed in the past 8 years.

To the extent there's any sense or planning in the Obama Administration's dealing with domestic terrorism, this is probably part of the goal: to deny IS air. There's something to it, but not enough to justify the lies and stupid doubletalk. Best to just admit what is going on and deal with it than lie and pretend otherwise.

And I suspect to a small degree, this is part of what they have in mind. Just a very, very small part -- more an excuse than a strategy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:57 PM (39g3+)

196 So. once the candidates are at their podiums, the crowd all stands to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

And slowly, in unison, the entire front three rows begin to lean in one direction.

And then slowly begin to lean in the other direction.

And Hillary is standing on her box.......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 03:57 PM (J+eG2)

197 There is no threat of Islamic Jihadis coming into the U.S. from Mexico.

Posted by: "Well, he looked Hispanic!" at September 26, 2016 03:57 PM (ndGCC)

198 How many people are going to help Hillary up her podium stool?

----

I'm picturing one of those sling-hoists that they used to get jousting knights up into their saddles.

Posted by: RKae at September 26, 2016 03:57 PM (gLlq4)

199 152
Never invade Russia in the winter
Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler at September 26, 2016 03:38 PM (J+eG2)



Dude
Posted by: Zombie Napoleon Bonaparte at September 26, 2016 03:45 PM (lKyWE)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Charles XII at September 26, 2016 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

200 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

To be fair, Shep found Captain Kangaroo scary.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 03:58 PM (hLRSq)

201 He is turkish. He grew up playing "hide the cigarette borak"

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 03:58 PM (tMJZb)

202 49 Is it to late to have Trump invite him and maybe that Hassan douche to the debate? We can sit them next to that idiot Cuban, since he likes all this unrestricted immigration stuff.

Posted by: Marcus T

Ben Carson should sit in the seat next to Cuban with a hoodie on. Cuban would have to cross to the other side of the auditorium. Or Omarosa without a hoodie.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 03:58 PM (iWW0H)

203 More questions for the debate:


Where will giant black neurosurgeon with hypodermic syringe stand?

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM (zu88C)

204 193
A couple of minutes ago, Fox showed vid of Trump, and Shep said:

"He looks angry and scary."


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

Oh for FFS.

Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM (CFc5L)

205 So. once the candidates are at their podiums, the crowd all stands to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.



And slowly, in unison, the entire front three rows begin to lean in one direction.



And then slowly begin to lean in the other direction.



And Hillary is standing on her box.......



Heh. And everyone on the first three rows starts blinking their eyes really fast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM (1ZOkK)

206 183 Pence doesn't look like a perv. He looks like a pastor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:53 PM (1ZOkK)
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I agree.
And he looks very ...neat. White-glove neat.
The only reason I wouldn't want him baby-sitting my kids is because I'd feel compelled to really, really clean up the place first.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM (Nox3c)

207 No,they aren't trying to deny terrorists air.They are defending the muslim world.Islam is a religion of peace.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM (fA75F)

208 Uh.... sorry... but Iran thinks they ARE the Caliphate...

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Uh...sorry too. Iran thinks the Mahdi will soon arrive to establish the Caliphate.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM (NUqwG)

209 186 This guy looks like the Turk who tried to kill Pope John Paul II in 1981 and I noted that when the still shot from the security video was released.

"Hispanic" my ass. I'm all for Trump's wall and all that , but not all immigrants are the same.

For all the faults some of them may have, Hispanics are not trying to take the country down.



$12.1 billion in bennies in the state of Texas alone in 2013.
Yes. Yes they are trying to crash the country.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:00 PM (Hb9w3)

210 Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Charles XII

----

Very obscure Al Stewart song: "The Coldest Winter In Memory."

Check it out!

Posted by: RKae at September 26, 2016 04:00 PM (gLlq4)

211 *cough coughbullshit cough cough*

Posted by: Delta Tau Chi at September 26, 2016 04:01 PM (zu88C)

212 Why did those mall shoppers have to get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks!!

Even Sunglasses Hut, was once New Radio Shack.

Why'd they change it, I can't say.

People just liked it better that way!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2016 04:01 PM (TOk1P)

213 Never invade Russia, period. Just, don't.

Posted by: Hitler, Charles, and Napoleon at September 26, 2016 04:01 PM (39g3+)

214 And Shep's off to his shift at the rest stop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:01 PM (1ZOkK)

215 "Never invade Russia in the winter"

I think that should be changed to read "never be inside Russia when winter hits.

Napoleon began his invasion of Russia on June 24, 1812. hitler June 22, 1941.

Maybe if you prepared properly for a winter campaign, things might be different.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (d76uN)

216 What's with the hispanic indignation? Are they still reporting hispanic?


From what I have read, "hispanic" was based on initial eye-witness reports during the BOLO for an active shooter, which, based on the locale and my knowledge of the demographics and local gang activity, is not beyond the pale to assume a "hispanic" shooter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (GX63o)

217 Video of her Highness being lifted up to the podium

https://youtu.be/m5QnrdNq6Wc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (J+eG2)

218 @175...oh, baby, I'm in.

Throat tickles, eye wonks, head bobbles, freezing, the whole shebang.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (Cx8BK)

219 194
But was he a WHITE hispanic??
Posted by: Sphynx at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (OZmbA)
------------------------
No such thing.

Posted by: Cameron Diaz at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (Nox3c)

220 216
And Shep's off to his shift at the rest stop.

-------


Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (zu88C)

221 Where will giant black neurosurgeon with hypodermic syringe stand?

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM


that's why she requested a bigger podium...she looked at the first one and thought "...he can't fit under there..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (dKONB)

222 210 Uh.... sorry... but Iran thinks they ARE the Caliphate...

------------------------------------------
Uh...sorry too. Iran thinks the Mahdi will soon arrive to establish the Caliphate.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM (NUqwG)

but its their belief that they are the precursor to the Caliphate... that it will be Iran that leads it... under the Mahdi...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (qf6WZ)

223 No,they aren't trying to deny terrorists air.They are defending the muslim world.Islam is a religion of peace.

Posted by: steevy
****

Plus they don't want to spook the sheep. They want them to remain asleep.
There is noooo terrorist threat. Vote for us. There is noooooo terrorist threat. Vote for us. Everyyyyyything is fine.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 04:03 PM (uhftQ)

224 Never invade Russia, period. Just, don't.
Posted by: Hitler, Charles, and Napoleon at September 26, 2016 04:01 PM (39g3+)
-----------------------------------------
Weaklings

Posted by: Batu Khan at September 26, 2016 04:03 PM (NUqwG)

225 Pence doesn't look like a perv. He looks like a pastor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:53 PM (1ZOkK)


Who says he can't be both!


Heyo!! Thanks everybody, tip your waitress, try the veal, yada yada yada.

Posted by: The Church at September 26, 2016 04:04 PM (TOk1P)

226 Muslim shoots white ppl JEF slow to characterize.....Cop shoots armed black guy ......send in the Feds after the cops....JEF and Killary must go....

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at September 26, 2016 04:04 PM (6WPRH)

227 Big guy is going to be in the wings, just waiting with his special pen "flashlight" ready. Or to whisper words of stabilizing encouragement in her ear to keep going and how she's not alone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 04:04 PM (39g3+)

228
Muzzies sure hate it when women reject them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 04:04 PM (ODxAs)

229 Yes. Yes they are trying to crash the country.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:00 PM (Hb9w3)

Not intentionally, anyway.
Look, they are not stupid. The stupidity is all on us and by that I mean the government. And if "we the people" are going to offer them all kinds of incentives to come here....what do you expect?

In my business, I deal with plenty of Hispanics and Muslims. I have found Hispanics much easier to deal with and generally better people overall. Again, that's my experience. Your results may vary....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:04 PM (e8cId)

230 "Never invade Russia, period. Just, don't."

I didn't have any problems.

Posted by: Wilhelm II at September 26, 2016 04:05 PM (d76uN)

231 "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it. "






You misspelled Penis

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:05 PM (J+eG2)

232 Where will giant black neurosurgeon with hypodermic syringe stand?

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM

that's why she requested a bigger podium...she looked at the first one and thought "...he can't fit under there..."



Police Academy style.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:05 PM (Hb9w3)

233 Yeah, when the last group to successfully invade a country was the Khans, its time to rethink going in there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 04:05 PM (39g3+)

234 93

A couple of minutes ago, Fox showed vid of Trump, and Shep said:

"He looks angry and scary."




Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

Really? Coz Trump would do us all a favor if he bitch slapped stupid Shep - who doesn't even know how to properly apply his eye liner.

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 04:05 PM (a0IVu)

235 175 So, I propose an experiment.

At the same moment in time, for 5 minutes or so, all of us concentrate on Hillary Clinton, imagine the heavy mucus forming in her nasal passages, dripping into her throat. Continue to imagine the mucus forming dripping into Hillary's throat, thicker and heavier.

For 5 minutes. All at the same time.

And if it works, we move on to spastic twitching...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel

You guys do that. Me and Penny, our Australian Shepherd will focus on getting Hillary to sh!t her pants. Shouldn't be too hard. And I doubt it will take five minutes.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 04:06 PM (iWW0H)

236 "Never invade Russia, period. Just, don't."

I didn't have any problems.
Posted by: Wilhelm II at September 26, 2016 04:05 PM (d76uN)
-----------------------------
I thought you just visited for 7 months.

Posted by: Ferdinand Foch at September 26, 2016 04:07 PM (NUqwG)

237 Napoleon began his invasion of Russia on June 24, 1812. hitler June 22, 1941.

Maybe if you prepared properly for a winter campaign, things might be different.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 04:02 PM (d76uN)

And Napoleon entered Moscow on Sept. 14... before Winter really set in... never expecting the Russians to essentially burn Moscow... and leave him no where to winter...

For him... it was the retreat that destroyed his army... and the fact the Russians did not surrender just because their capital was taken...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 04:07 PM (qf6WZ)

238 I wonder if Her Heinous will have one of those mysterious tiny little ear buds tonight? Like the one she wore with Matt Lauer.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 26, 2016 04:07 PM (9iR5/)

239 To be fair, Shep never has been comfortable around Alpha males.

Sometimes he even tinkles on the floor if one of them scolds him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:07 PM (J+eG2)

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:07 PM (zu88C)

241 A couple of minutes ago, Fox showed vid of Trump, and Shep said:

"He looks angry and scary."
--

I heard that as well.

Pretty sure Shep would say my docile, 10 year old cat is "angry and scary."

/maybe someone needs to teach Shep how to Act like a Big Boy.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 04:08 PM (tvyXw)

242
But was he a WHITE hispanic??

===

He is


The Smirking Juan

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 04:08 PM (U0lQa)

243 211----$12.1 billion in bennies in the state of Texas alone in 2013.
Yes. Yes they are trying to crash the country.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:00 PM
-----------------------------------
Nah. The vast majority of Mexicans are just looking for said bennies (and work.) They aren't consciously trying to crash the country.

It's the leftist political class that lets them in and eggs them on to grab as much as possible that is trying to crash the US.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 26, 2016 04:08 PM (Nox3c)

244 A couple of minutes ago, Fox showed vid of Trump, and Shep said:

"He looks angry and scary."

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)


There's a reason he's called Shemp.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2016 04:09 PM (xttKs)

245 From here on in, every terror attack is not going to be called a terror attack and if committed by a Muslim, that fact will slowly ooze out after the headline dies down. Anything that can potentially help Trump will be played down.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:09 PM (e8cId)

246 "He looks angry and scary."

Did he giggle after he said it?


Sheppie and Trumpie sittin in a tree...

Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:09 PM (zu88C)

247 k gots to go get kid

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 04:09 PM (U0lQa)

248

I dont want a POTUS who cant be angry and scarey

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 04:09 PM (tMJZb)

249 All I know is she's gonna have a lot of things going on under her "outfit" tonight; tubes, tape, wires, colostomy bag. Any number of events may occur if she goes the full 90 minutes. And that doesn't even include her feeble standing state.

Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:09 PM (CFc5L)

250 /maybe someone needs to teach Shep how to Act like a Big Boy.
Posted by: shibumi




Need nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:09 PM (Hb9w3)

251 I wonder if Her Heinous will have one of those mysterious tiny little ear buds tonight? Like the one she wore with Matt Lauer.


Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 26, 2016 04:07 PM (9iR5/)


Trump should have people in the audience with scanners and/or jammers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 04:10 PM (o9m/V)

252 At the same moment in time, for 5 minutes or so, all of us concentrate
on Hillary Clinton, imagine the heavy mucus forming in her nasal
passages, dripping into her throat. Continue to imagine the mucus
forming dripping into Hillary's throat, thicker and heavier.



For 5 minutes. All at the same time.



And if it works, we move on to spastic twitching...



Posted by: Stateless Infidel




I'm in. Since I'll be avoiding watching (just reading here), perhaps Ace or a Cob could schedule the exact time?


Unleash the Horde!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:10 PM (1ZOkK)

253 Wife just asked if Hillary will have one of those stands beauty queens sit/lean on the 4h floats

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 26, 2016 04:10 PM (X+nFp)

254 Shep sometimes is startled by wooly caterpillars.

And furniture.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:10 PM (J+eG2)

255 250

I dont want a POTUS who cant be angry and scarey
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 04:09 PM (tMJZb)

Yup.... if you are not angry, you haven't been paying attention...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 04:10 PM (qf6WZ)

256 I'm doing research.



Here's a list of Sanctuary Cities throughout the USA from 'Ohio Jobs and Justice PAC.'


http://tinyurl.com/3shj4y

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 04:10 PM (/NlFx)

257 "I thought you just visited for 7 months."

Have seen the map of Nicolas II gave up to end that visit?

Posted by: Wilhelm II at September 26, 2016 04:11 PM (d76uN)

258 They're saying that Trump can't appear to bully poor little Shitlery. If she can't stand up to Trump, how's she gonna do with Lil Kim, Putin and the Mullahs?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 26, 2016 04:11 PM (9iR5/)

259 I need a potus who gets angry and scarey

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 04:11 PM (tMJZb)

260 This has to be Bush's fault again. If we did not declare war against Hussien and the Taliban then this would have never happened. Once again poor ole president Obonehead is caught in the middle of lies being spread by trump and Bush. this is why I am voting that Incompetent Boob Cankles...Makes sense to me !!!! Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 04:11 PM (NuElX)

261
I need a potus who gets angry and scarey

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 04:11 PM (tMJZb)


Yes. Unlike the prissy little ponce we have now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:12 PM (1ZOkK)

262
I dont want a POTUS who cant be angry and scarey
--

Exactly.

What has Preezy Affirmative Action with his Mom jeans and bicycle helmet gotten us in the world?

Nothing.
Except.
Problems.

/also... Alpha males rock.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 04:12 PM (tvyXw)

263
"Never invade Russia, period. Just, don't."
***
Why not?

Posted by: Batu Khan at September 26, 2016 04:12 PM (X7E8f)

264 Remember when Reagan demanded that Gorbachev tear down the wall.


Now, Imagine Hillary and Putin.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:12 PM (J+eG2)

265 Sheppard Smith sucks German Sheppard dick.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2016 04:13 PM (xttKs)

266 Oh gawd. Gary Johnson is blathering on Cavuto. What an annoying twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:13 PM (1ZOkK)

267 Dammit im angry


Fuck this. Fuck her

Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 04:13 PM (tMJZb)

268 Speaking of who is going to be at the debate, Diamond and Silk offered to flank Cuban..lol. Me thinks those ladies would probably scare him.

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

269 Oh wait, an anecdote:

I was in NYC in the early 90's and basically walked in front of Trump on the sidewalk one night when he was getting out of his limo. I think this was the Marla era; turned out I was in front of Trump Towers I think. Or some Trump property.

He seemed gigantically tall (I'm 5'7", not particularly short for a female) and intimidating. Also angry.

Totally OK with that.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 04:14 PM (tvyXw)

270 I need a potus who gets angry and scarey
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 04:11 PM (tMJZb)

----------

I need a potus who gets angry and scarey.
I need a potus who gets angry and scarey.
I need a potus who gets angry and scarey.

Not some girl that knows the meaning of, uh
Hey hit the highway!

~John Cougar Mellencamp

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

271 I'm pretty sure if Shep ever peeked at the HQ it would scare him to death.

And that's just the 'ettes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)

272 254 At the same moment in time, for 5 minutes or so, all of us concentrate
on Hillary Clinton, imagine the heavy mucus forming in her nasal
passages, dripping into her throat. Continue to imagine the mucus
forming dripping into Hillary's throat, thicker and heavier.

For 5 minutes. All at the same time.

And if it works, we move on to spastic twitching...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel

I'm in. Since I'll be avoiding watching (just reading here), perhaps Ace or a Cob could schedule the exact time?

Unleash the Horde!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable

Why don't you help me and Penny make her sh!t her pants. maybe set a new record.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 04:14 PM (iWW0H)

273 A couple of minutes ago, Fox showed vid of Trump, and Shep said:


"He looks angry and scary."


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

I think Shemp has daddy issues.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 26, 2016 04:15 PM (Mxs5H)

274 48 Is there a list anywhere of all the terrorist attacks that have happened in the US (and around the world) in the past year? (Or more.)

Because I feel like this is becoming a weekly occurrence globally and much more common domestically.

And no one's talking about it.

Maybe I'm just misremembering the amount.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 26, 2016 03:24 PM (WuRdh)


These Muslim bombings and killings seem to be a lot more frequent than when W was in office don't they?
It's like, these people have really gone batshit crazy since Barack Hussein Obama got elected.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2016 04:15 PM (+lVUW)

275 Posted by: Stateless Infidel

What? is this like the political version of the power of negative thinking. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:15 PM (EnGQE)

276 Never invade Russia in the winter

Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler
Agreed.

Posted by: Zombie Napolean (sic)
Werd.

Posted by: Zombie Charles XII of Sweden
Dude

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon Bonaparte
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Charles XII
Weaklings.

Posted by: Batu Khan
I didn't have any problems.

Posted by: Wilhelm II

Gentlemen, I am your huckleberry.

Posted by: Gen. Wilds Richardson at September 26, 2016 04:15 PM (H5rtT)

277 "I think Shemp has daddy issues."

I think Shemp has little cock issues ....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:16 PM (e8cId)

278 Unleash the Horde!




Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:10 PM (1ZOkK)


There
was some guy I came across in my research who claimed that he tried an
experiment one time with listeners on a national radio show.


There
was a drought in some part of the US, no clouds anywhere in sight, but
he asked the listeners to concentrate on clouds forming in that area.
And eventually rain.

Bullcrap? Maybe. And I think the Soviets, and probably Americans tried stuff like this during the Cold War. However, it's worth 5 minutes of my time to concentrate on Hillary's left leg giving out at the podium at 9:35 or whatever.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 04:16 PM (/NlFx)

279 For 5 minutes. All at the same time.

And if it works, we move on to spastic twitching...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel

I'm in. Since I'll be avoiding watching (just reading here), perhaps Ace or a Cob could schedule the exact time?

Unleash the Horde!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable

Why don't you help me and Penny make her sh!t her pants. maybe set a new record.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn



Reverse reiki.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:16 PM (Hb9w3)

280 Just Remember this Shep......Trump IS NOT angry or scary........he has people for that......

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at September 26, 2016 04:16 PM (6WPRH)

281 Shep has issues. Period.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:16 PM (1ZOkK)

282
meh, kaine looks more like the guy that shows up with a six pack on to catch a predator.

-------------------

I honestly feel sorry for Kaine. To me he seems confused, used, childlike, and vulnerable.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (oGNNA)

283 Shit, Why not just have Obama take her place because she will be defending his policies to continue......... Jesus H this woman is such a Charles Fox !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (NuElX)

284 217 "Never invade Russia in the winter"
I think that should be changed to read "never be inside Russia when winter hits.
Napoleon began his invasion of Russia on June 24, 1812. hitler June 22, 1941.
Maybe if you prepared properly for a winter campaign, things might be different.

Never invade Finland in the winter.

Posted by: Finnish sniper Simo at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (FtrY1)

285 someone with a substantial twitter reach should start an #AngryforTrump hashtag thingie

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (dKONB)

286 Shemp has period issues.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (9iR5/)

287 "That smirk is probative in and of itself."


He wouldn't smirking on the gallows. I guarantee it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (SRKgf)

288 Just went over to the Daily Mail article about tonights debate.
Not a whole lotta love for the H-roid over there in the comments.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (HgMAr)

289 Shep is a fag.

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (Sfs6o)

290 "And that's just the 'ettes."

For years, we have had season tickets to Navy Football.

And for some reason, when younger, our son would refer to Cheerleaders as "Bouncies"

Which then became "Our Bouncies can kick your Bouncies asses".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (J+eG2)

291 A couple of minutes ago, Fox showed vid of Trump, and Shep said:


"He looks angry and scary."


Apparently Ms. Shep has never watched a Hillary speech.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (PjWy4)

292
Shep also said ..... "THEY'RE RAPING AND EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME!!!"

.... so there's that.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:18 PM (8XRCm)

293
"He looks angry and scary."

I sometimes go into a bagel shop where they have CNN playing. They have little pictures of Clinton and Trump. on the lower right side The only pictures they ever show of Trump make him look like a rat with greenish-yelow complexion issues. He's never smiling. You can guess how they glamorize Hillary

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:18 PM (EnGQE)

294 Shep has issues. Period.


Shep has period issues.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 04:18 PM (PjWy4)

295 Just Remember this Shep......Trump IS NOT angry or scary........he has people for that......




How do you know you are rich??
Yeah. When you have people for "that".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:19 PM (Hb9w3)

296 Shemp has period issues.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (9iR5/)

*****

Yeah, that Manstruating time must be a beyotch for him.

Posted by: GrampyB at September 26, 2016 04:19 PM (9uzoI)

297 Shep also said ..... "THEY'RE RAPING AND EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME!!!"
---

Why aren't Shep and Geraldo a couple? They seem to be a good match...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 04:19 PM (tvyXw)

298 "Never invade Finland in the winter."

Unless you want to be Finnish-ed....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:19 PM (e8cId)

299 Have seen the map of Nicolas II gave up to end that visit?
Posted by: Wilhelm II at September 26, 2016 04:11 PM (d76uN)
---------
Actually you only held Poland and Lithuania prior to the December 1917 Armistace. The Treaty of Brest-Litovsk began your extended 7 month visit. My Armistace ended it.

Posted by: Ferdinand Foch at September 26, 2016 04:19 PM (NUqwG)

300 Since I can't have my fantasy President James Mattis, I'll happily settle for President Angry, "Scary" Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (1ZOkK)

301 In the assault case, Cetin was told by a judge last December that he was not to possess a gun, The Times reported.

Does this mean he was convicted and therefore not allowed to possess a gun as a felon, and the judge was just reminding him of that, or was this a condition of some sort of ruling?

Can judges do this on their own? I mean, he did, but was that legit? If so, should the perp have been caught on background check? I'm guessing "jugdes orders" don't get into the background check database very efficiently.

Also, the effectiveness of not only laws but specific injunctions against individuals to prevent gun crime is duly noted.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (FnuZG)

302 Shep has never played sports and doesn't know what a game face is.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (U0lQa)

303 298 Shemp has period issues.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 26, 2016 04:17 PM (9iR5/)

*****

Yeah, that Manstruating time must be a beyotch for him.
Posted by: GrampyB at September 26, 2016 04:19 PM (9uzoI)



Don't pull the string. Don't pull the string!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (Hb9w3)

304 I'm amazed Hillary didn't put a black on the ticket.

Of course, I can say the same for Trump.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (EwBAO)

305 I saw a lady on CNN fretting that Hillary will appear smaller than Trump and that their podiums won't be of equal height.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (uhftQ)

306 240 I wonder if Her Heinous will have one of those mysterious tiny little ear buds tonight? Like the one she wore with Matt Lauer.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 26, 2016 04:07 PM (9iR5/)



They need to have the "moderator" run his hands over the heads and necks of the debaters, much like before a boxing match.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (SRKgf)

307 Scary Trump Spice.




Could be a meme.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (J+eG2)

308 Posted by: Stateless Infidel

LOL. Is this like a political version of the power of positive thinking-if you imagine it she can become it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (EnGQE)

309 Another offspring of thoroughly vetted immigrants. Every damn time.

Posted by: x at September 26, 2016 04:21 PM (5zXx+)

310 Jesus H.......Lets have a picture of Trump next to General Jack T Ripper next !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 04:21 PM (NuElX)

311 Afternoon horde. Haven't read any comments.



I feel like I need to puke. This is really nerve racking.



Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 04:21 PM (NbJXF)

312 Shep has never played sports and doesn't know what a game face is.
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (U0lQa)
------------------------------
I'll bet he has played some "water sports".

Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (NUqwG)

313 I'm picturing one of those sling-hoists that they used to get jousting knights up into their saddles.
Posted by: RKae


They use those in nursing homes now, so she should probably get used to being moved in it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (+lVUW)

314 >>>And for some reason, when younger, our son would refer to Cheerleaders as "Bouncies"

I wonder what he was looking at....hmmmmmm.....bouncies you say......hmmmmmmmm.......what could it be.....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (d9v6L)

315 21 The dots.....they show NOTHING!!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (J+eG2)



. . . . . . . . .
.
.
. . . . . . . .> Islam

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (SRKgf)

316 You aren't alone, Nip. I won't be watching. I'll be reading here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (1ZOkK)

317 I saw a lady on CNN fretting that Hillary will appear smaller than Trump and that their podiums won't be of equal height.



Hillary IS smaller. Physics. What a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (Hb9w3)

318 If I know Hillary, the first thing to hit her will be a coughing fit from all of the damn angry yelling and screeching about how America isn't good enough for her and how she's going to rectify its blemishes to save us. Because she cares so deeply about us.

Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (2Mnv1)

319 Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 04:21 PM (NbJXF)

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Yup.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

320 Sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps, real bad..

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (QQ+il)

321 I agree.
And he looks very ...neat. White-glove neat.
The only reason I wouldn't want him baby-sitting my kids is because I'd feel compelled to really, really clean up the place first.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 26, 2016 03:59 PM (Nox3c)

The weekend after the convention, friends of mine on Facebook posted photos of him trail riding on horseback that very weekend in Indiana. He was riding with the Indiana Trail Rider's Association and this pdf. link is to their newsletter's front page article about it with photos.

http://intrailriders.org/News/Trail_Mix/Trail_Mix_September_2016.pdf

Pence riding a Harley on the Governor's Ride to raise money for a law enforcement chairity last month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYfEraaoCdg

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (ntZAP)

322 Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 04:21 PM (NbJXF)

*****

I think Scankles could lose the whole shebang tonight. I do not think the same is true of Trump.

Posted by: GrampyB at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (9uzoI)

323 Yeah, that Manstruating time must be a beyotch for him.
Posted by: GrampyB at September 26, 2016 04:19 PM (9uzoI)



Every 28 days he gets diarrhea?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (SRKgf)

324 O/T

WOOT!!!

the UPS man just delivered my complete upper!!!

I may have to call in tomorrow

thatisall

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (dKONB)

325 Hilly should do the debate on stilts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (PjWy4)

326 Shep is a weeny douchebag. What a creep. I'd love to punch him in his lady parts.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 04:24 PM (09Ay7)

327 Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 04:21 PM (NbJXF)

No; I think we have more than a month to go of events which will influence the election. I think the media hypes things up because that's what the media does. Of course a good showing could help Trump and a bad showing hurt Hillary, but she's not going to have any major medical issues that are noticeable I expect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:24 PM (EnGQE)

328 Sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps, real bad..
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (QQ+il)

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And thats why I call you MyDoll.

Posted by: Sheps Swarthy Little Cabana Boy at September 26, 2016 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

329 We're about 6 hours from Hillary being announced the winner of tonight's debate by acclamation. If you take a drink every time a pundit uses the words "poised", "command", and "experience", you'll wake up in a puddle of your own vomit tomorrow morning...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:24 PM (e8cId)

330 Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 04:21 PM (NbJXF)


The entire free world's fate rests upon the disciplined application of aimed fire by its citizens.

But yeah, tonight could have a big impact on when that eventuality arrives.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2016 04:24 PM (FnuZG)

331 I've had the theme song from the TV show 'The Jeffersons' stuck in my head for two days now. FYI - this might not end well.

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:24 PM (Sfs6o)

332 you'll wake up in a puddle of your own vomit tomorrow morning...


So ... Monday.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (QQ+il)

333 For a Pence and a fence, vote Trump
For more pain and a Kaine, vote Clinton

Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (NUqwG)

334 Sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps, real bad..

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (QQ+il)
.............

I thought you already went through menopause.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (HgMAr)

335 the UPS man just delivered my complete upper!!!

-----

YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!


YOU SEND THAT BACK AND BUILD YOUR OWN UPPER RECEIVER FROM SCRATCH!!!!








j/k..... congrats..... what did you get??

Posted by: Sheps Swarthy Little Cabana Boy at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

336 Imagine you had 100 skittles.

Now imagine that 100 of them support capital punishment for being gay or leaving Islam.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (VdICR)

337 303
In the assault case, Cetin was told by a judge last December that he was not to possess a gun, The Times reported.



Does this mean he was convicted and therefore not allowed to possess a gun as a felon, and the judge was just reminding him of that, or was this a condition of some sort of ruling?



Can judges do this on their own? I mean, he did, but was that legit? If so, should the perp have been caught on background check? I'm guessing "jugdes orders" don't get into the background check database very efficiently.



Also, the effectiveness of not only laws but specific injunctions against individuals to prevent gun crime is duly noted.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (FnuZG)


It's unclear whether this was a temporary condition of bail - he was not convicted - or whether this was a condition of his deferred prosecution.

In any event, it is unclear whether that prior restraint was in effect at the time of the shooting.

What is clear? Murder was also illegal. Prior restraints don't work, even if convicted of a felony, for determined murderers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (GX63o)

338 I wonder what he was looking at....hmmmmmm.....bouncies you say......hmmmmmmmm.......what could it be.....




The feeding tap?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (Hb9w3)

339 LOL. Is this like a political version of the power of positive thinking-if you imagine it she can become it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (EnGQE)


Yeah, except we're thinking of her crapping her pants (but you know she'll have Depends on), coughing, or a leg giving out.


Nothing serious. We couldn't get lucky enough for the Dems to have as crappy a candidate as Hillary. We WANT her around until the election.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (/NlFx)

340 Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?

Let me put it this way...Book of Revelation futures could break big either way.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (B+qrE)

341 My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

Posted by: Scary Ronald Reagan at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (Mxs5H)

342 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHEP IS A HOMO

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (zu88C)

343 Invading Russia in October would be a great political move for the Dems and would be a piece of cake. Over in time for the election.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Smartest President Ever at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (1BQGO)

344 Fish don't fry in the kitchen

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (d9v6L)

345 Some asshole wrote a letter in today's paper saying 90% of people carrying shouldn't even own a gun, and don't even know how to properly fire one.

Idiot is a retired Fed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (1ZOkK)

346 Posted by: Sheps Swarthy Little Cabana Boy at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

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Jeebus. This sock dementia thing is really starting to concern me.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

347 the UPS man just delivered my complete upper!!!

Mail order dentures?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (PjWy4)

348 As has been pointed out - Hardest Hit -> The Onion

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (FNGGO)

349 Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2016 04:20 PM (FnuZG)

The Horde is reporting that he stole his stepdad's guns, so there wouldn't be a background check. Your question is good though since it doesn't sound like he did time, so wondering *exactly* what legal mechanism the judge was using is a good point.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (GDulk)

350 j/k..... congrats..... what did you get??

It sounds like am upper seat of dentures, but I don't think those are delivered by UPS. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (EnGQE)

351 They do mail order dentistry now?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 26, 2016 04:27 PM (U0lQa)

352 Beans don't burn on the grill

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:27 PM (d9v6L)

353 316 >>>And for some reason, when younger, our son would refer to Cheerleaders as "Bouncies"


I wonder what he was looking at....hmmmmmm.....bouncies you say......hmmmmmmmm.......what could it be.....
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (d9v6L)******When #2 son was 3, he defined cheerleaders as girls who bend over to give you something to look at between plays. Three. Of course that is the son with two Y chromosomes (seems like).

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 04:27 PM (09Ay7)

354 the UPS man just delivered my complete upper!!!

I may have to call in tomorrow

thatisall
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 04:23 PM (dKONB)

My first thought was "mail-order dentures?" But then the dim little 40 watt bulb in my head went off.

Enjoy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:27 PM (RwwCT)

355 Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?
Posted by: Nip Sip


I'm probably 80% there with that sentiment. I definitely think tonight has the potential to decide the election.

Unless Hillary does something crazy like has a coughing fit or blacks out, the odds are good she'll probably not screw up.

Trump worries me if he decides to become a jackass and too aggressive.

I know on one hand we want a fighter, but I just have nightmares of Rick Lazio where he ended the campaign at that debate with Hillary thinking it was a strong move.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (EwBAO)

356
the UPS man just delivered my complete upper!!!

--------

How do you get your drug dealer to sell them one at a time?

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (zu88C)

357 352 j/k..... congrats..... what did you get??

It sounds like am upper seat of dentures, but I don't think those are delivered by UPS. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:26 PM (EnGQE)


It's the kind of dentures with a barrel that takes .223 ammo.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (FnuZG)

358 Shoot. As usual, at least three people beat me to the joke.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (RwwCT)

359 " the UPS man just delivered my complete upper!!!
"

The only feeling which could be better is when the big brown truck of happiness drops off complete C&R firearms right at your front door.

That gets you a gun boner, right then and there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (J+eG2)

360 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 04:25 PM (/NlFx)

Yes, i knew what you meant. :^) I don't like Hillary but i don't want to envision in great detail her losing her bowels movements or having a stroke.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (EnGQE)

361 No; I think we have more than a month to go of events which will influence the election. I think the media hypes things up because that's what the media does. Of course a good showing could help Trump and a bad showing hurt Hillary, but she's not going to have any major medical issues that are noticeable I expect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:24 PM (EnGQE)


And when you get right down to it, it's TRUMP that's going to be pulling in 100 million viewers tonight, not Hillary. Does anyone think a debate between Hillary and Jeb! would be this big a deal? The media has been using Trump to drive up viewership --all the while ripping him--since he announced. People are tuning in to see Trump....he stands to gain the most votes out of this, not Hillary. Her robots are already voting for her.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (e8cId)

362 Took a whole lot of trying
Just to get up that hill

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (d9v6L)

363 Took a whole lotta *something* *something*
Just to get up that hill!

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:29 PM (Sfs6o)

364 329
Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 04:21 PM (NbJXF)



No, the entire free world's fate has already been decided by mountains of debt that can't be repaid and hundreds of trillions of dollars of promises that won't be kept.


Our "better's" are just trying to delay the inevitable. Partly for their own safety.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 04:29 PM (/NlFx)

365 Beans don't burn on the grill
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:27 PM (d9v6L)

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Howd you do that??? Grill beans????

Mine fall through the grate.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

366 Complete set of upper sounds like some mail orders drugs as well-a full set. It was supposed to be delivered to Hillary by mistake? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:30 PM (EnGQE)

367 I am amazed at how the entire world has stopped as far as news is concerned and the only thing taking place is this debate.

This morning I could not fine ONE single news channel, including local, that wasn't speculating and yammering on about the debate. Fox had the Hoefstra dance squad out dancing in front of the debate hall.

It's ridiculous.

Why can't these dabates be like the old Lincoln Douglass debates, when people stood in the pouring rain to listen to two guys go back and forth on subjects of their choosing while they stood on rotted out stumps? No moderator, both were likely wearing pistols to keep it civilized.
If you got tired of listening, you simply left and wandered into the local pub, or boarding house. Or rode the mule home to get the garden in finally.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2016 04:30 PM (ntZAP)

368 Wait, how you gonna chew without a lower too?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 04:30 PM (WlGX+)

369 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (d9v6L)
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Trying? Thats it? It took a whole lot of trying?

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:30 PM (Sfs6o)

370 NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES

:::jumps around clapping:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:30 PM (d9v6L)

371 Some asshole wrote a letter in today's paper saying 90% of people carrying shouldn't even own a gun...
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That person may inadvertently be onto something, assuming that 90% of those carrying are gang-bangers and/or thugs. That may not be an unreasonable assumption.

By way of example, the guy that got shot last week in Charlotte shouldn't have been carrying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 04:31 PM (9mTYi)

372 I was going to build from scratch, but I ended up getting the upper & lower for less than the sum of the parts

I'm in the AR game for less that $500 (including the transfer fee tax)

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 04:31 PM (dKONB)

373 >> Trump worries me if he decides to become a
>> jackass and too aggressive.

Reputedly Trump's been doing a lot of prep for this.

I am reminded of Reagan's remark that his one unique advantage was that he knew what he looked like from any camera angle.


Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 04:31 PM (TppKb)

374 322 Sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps, real bad..
Posted by: Shep Smith
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You know it's a good day when some Moron can get a Raising Arizona reference in.
I commend you, Mr. Grump.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 04:31 PM (SmF1m)

375 Some asshole wrote a letter in today's paper saying 90% of people carrying shouldn't even own a gun, and don't even know how to properly fire one.

Idiot is a retired Fed.



Last time I heard that was right before the mouth breather shot himself.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:32 PM (Hb9w3)

376
332 Anyone else think that entire free world's fate rests on tonight's debate?

------------------------

It's tempting because both sides have hyped up the other side's vulnerabilties so much, but I think the odds are much better that the evening ends in the customary draw with both sides claiming unequivocal victory. The next debate will have far fewer viewers.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 04:32 PM (oGNNA)

377 BSG and Weasel, what are you singing? It's a little alarming to me that both you two are quoting the same thing.

Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 04:32 PM (xpSCc)

378 Getting our turn at bat

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:32 PM (d9v6L)

379 We'll be lucky if Comey's crack team doesn't lose the guy. And Jeh Johnson's DHS won't be much help in finding him either -- looks Hispanic, lost among the illegals the government stashed around the US. Best bet -- check the voting booths in November.

Posted by: gracepc at September 26, 2016 04:32 PM (OU4q6)

380 Uhhh, Huma? You might want to keep an eye on the Client. Is Big Doc close by? Make sure he has the Diazepam injector handy. Poll just released, Trump has tied her in Minnesota. We're going to monitor vitals from here.

Posted by: Gam-Gam ISS 2.0 Engineering Team, a division of the Clinton Global Health Initiative at September 26, 2016 04:33 PM (SeD0w)

381 Wait, how you gonna chew without a lower too?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 04:30 PM (WlGX+)

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You need to do a background check with the Fed and pick it up personally for the lower. Only Federal Licensed Dentists can sell those.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

382 >> Why can't these dabates be like the old Lincoln
>> Douglass debates, when people stood in the
>> pouring rain to listen to two guys go back and forth
>> on subjects of their choosing while they stood on
>> rotted out stumps? No moderator, both were likely
>> wearing pistols to keep it civilized.

Because America has become a staged show.

You think the average American politician would survive fifteen minutes in the UK House of Commons?

It's rather like the difference between soccer (or, better still, Australian footy) and the NFL.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 04:33 PM (TppKb)

383 They do mail order dentistry now?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at September 26, 2016 04:27 PM (U0lQa)


Get the new Internet surgery kit. A sawzall with a USB cable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 04:33 PM (o9m/V)

384 372 NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES

:::jumps around clapping:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:30 PM (d9v6L)
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Gettin' our turn out west!

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:33 PM (Sfs6o)

385 Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2016 04:30 PM (ntZAP)

I've seen it redone in movies and documentaries. They were amazing. I think the were both smarter and with a greater command of the issues than either Clinton or Trump. I think people have lower attention spans too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:33 PM (EnGQE)

386 In the assault case, Cetin was told by a judge last December that he was not to possess a gun, The Times reported.

Does this mean he was convicted and therefore not allowed to possess a gun as a felon, and the judge was just reminding him of that, or was this a condition of some sort of ruling?

====
The way I understood it (which may be totally wrong), is that his assaults on step-daddy were domestic violence, and if so would make him a prohibited person on the NICS 4473 form.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 26, 2016 04:33 PM (ozZau)

387 What's an ear-mic? Is that a little Irish guy who recites the same tired limericks over and over again?

Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (2Mnv1)

388
And why doesn't fish fry in the kitchen just because you've moved to the eastside?

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon Bonaparte at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (lKyWE)

389 >> I wasn't clear on how the idea that he was Hispanic was supposed to be some sort of media cover up. Who was that going to help?

It's the usual: tell a lie at the beginning when most people are paying attention. The truth comes out later, but only to the people still bothering to pay attention.

Why?

Their number one concern is anti-Muslim backlash.

Their last concern is any innocent person who might shy away from a Hispanic man and walk towards a Muslim man because the police mis-identified the suspect when he was still at large.

They. Are. Not. On. Our. Side.


/rant off

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (gTQoY)

390 Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 04:32 PM (xpSCc)
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Theme from The Jeffersons.

C'mon! Everybody SING!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (Sfs6o)

391 "Never invade Finland in the winter."

If I had 10 more divisions, I would have been in Moscow.

Posted by: Field Marshall Karl Gustav Von Mannerheim at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (d76uN)

392 I was going to build from scratch, but I ended up getting the upper & lower for less than the sum of the parts

I'm in the AR game for less that $500 (including the transfer fee tax)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 04:31 PM (dKONB)

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Polymer lower??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (8XRCm)

393 I give up. Weasel, if you start muttering about Winona too, we are going to have to stage an intervention.

Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (xpSCc)

394 Jeebus. This sock dementia thing is really starting to concern me.
Posted by: fixerupper
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No need to worry until you do not recall adopting the sock, or even who it is.

Posted by: Senility at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (9mTYi)

395 Long as we live,
IT'S YOU AND ME BABY
AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
And we're MOVING ON UP!!!!!

:::runs around hands in the air:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (d9v6L)

396 Ready for Hillary!

Posted by: Tower of Silence at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (27KAF)

397 Drudge is a bit .....melodramatic today, isn't he?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (e8cId)

398 392 Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 04:32 PM (xpSCc)
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Theme from The Jeffersons.

C'mon! Everybody SING!!
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (Sfs6o)




Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea.....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (Hb9w3)

399 >>And when you get right down to it, it's TRUMP that's going to be pulling in 100 million viewers tonight, not Hillary.


Yeah, didn't she purpose;y push for her debates, in the primary and general election, to be opposite well-watched shows, such as NFL games?

The more LIVs/regular people see her, the less they like.
That voice!
That frown!
First wife/scary MIL vibes for sure.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (NOIQH)

400 Beans don't burn on the grill
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 04:27 PM (d9v6L)


Now we're up in the big leagues,

Got my turn at bat.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (ntZAP)

401 DEE luxe Uh PoT MENT In The SKYYYyyYYyyyYyyyyyY


Yeah yeah yeah

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (zu88C)

402 Reputedly Trump's been doing a lot of prep for this.

I am reminded of Reagan's remark that his one unique advantage was that he knew what he looked like from any camera angle.


Posted by: JEM





I hope so.

I mean, you really don't have to be a political genius to know what's going to happen.

Hillary will bait him to do something stupid in a fit of anger. Like the Khan nonsense. Most politicians see that trap a mile away.

Which is why she put Mark Cuban in there to sit in the front row.

If Trump goes off the deep end yelling and foaming at the mouth, he's done.

Deep down, I think Trump is smart, but I think he loses his composure when he's angry.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (EwBAO)

403 Polymer lower??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM


nope

aluminium

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (dKONB)

404 The puke told cops he could not be in trouble for shooting the women because they wore short skirts, hence, death.

Nothing Muslim/Islamic about that.

Posted by: deplorable oddknot still frets at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (g1MTt)

405 278 Never invade Russia in the winter

Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler
Agreed.

Posted by: Zombie Napolean (sic)
Werd.

Posted by: Zombie Charles XII of Sweden
Dude

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon Bonaparte
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Charles XII
Weaklings.

Posted by: Batu Khan
I didn't have any problems.

Posted by: Wilhelm II

Gentlemen, I am your huckleberry.
Posted by: Gen. Wilds Richardson


Come for the Smart Military Blog, stay for the smart military history!

I am the proud (?!?) descendent of an American veteran of the Expeditionary Force!

A relative of mine (exact relationship redacted) was just barely too young to see action in WWI: He was in military school until he graduated in, sigh, June of 1918. He entered the Army shortly after graduating in the summer of 1918, but was still in training at a US base when word came down the the Armistice had been signed and the war was over. All that schooling, all that preparation -- for nothing!

Or so he thought.

Immediately after his hopes were dashed for joining WWI, he was sent off on a mysterious hush-hush troop transport to Vladivostok and not long after he found himself marching across frozen Siberia to intervene in the Russian Civil War!

Things eventually went all pear-shaped, and he returned without ever having fired his gun, though he did count as a "combat veteran" thereafter.

But the problem was -- no one had ever heard of the "war" he had been in, so no one believed him!

All the rest of the military guys in his generation had been veterans of WWI. But when asked by his fellow veterans, he had to confess that he actually had never been in WWI. But if that's the case, they wondered, then what war could you have possibly been in? Your the same age as us approximately!

And he would mumble, "The American Expeditionary Force to Siberia," and they'd go, like, "The American Expedoodly what????"

He turned to drink, and died of liver failure in a veterans' hospital.

Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (jBuUi)

406 Beans don't burn on the grill.

Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (ewSN2)

407
That person may inadvertently be onto something,
assuming that 90% of those carrying are gang-bangers and/or thugs. That
may not be an unreasonable assumption.



By way of example, the guy that got shot last week in Charlotte shouldn't have been carrying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 04:31 PM (9mTYi)


He was pissed when he and his wife were out to dinner and two men came in carrying, and the restaurant wouldn't throw them out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (1ZOkK)

408 393 "Never invade Finland in the winter."
______

That's not part of The Jeffersons theme song.

Posted by: Furious George at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (57K5j)

409 Have you ever seen Josh Groban sing that? He did a medley of theme songs on an awards show once. That one and the South Park were my faves.

Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 04:36 PM (xpSCc)

410 MeTV has a Trump-esque campaign commercial featuring.....Mr. Howell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 04:37 PM (PjWy4)

411 The way I understood it (which may be totally wrong), is that his assaults on step-daddy were domestic violence, and if so would make him a prohibited person on the NICS 4473 form.



And that does exactly what when buying from a buddy?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:37 PM (Hb9w3)

412 Damn, fast crowd today!

Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 04:37 PM (ewSN2)

413 Polymer lower??
Posted by: fixerupper
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They are doing wonders these days. Glass-filled partials, carbon fiber bridges, carbon nano-tubes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 04:37 PM (9mTYi)

414 >>That's not part of The Jeffersons theme song.

Lesser known 2nd verse.

*trusts that y'all will add the rest*

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 26, 2016 04:37 PM (gTQoY)

415 Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:28 PM (e8cId)

Agreed. The Rs were supposed to provide a sacrifice, not a candidate and Jeb (please clap) *knew* he was the prettiest sheep in the pasture. I can't really blame those who thought Trump was solely a media creation since he's made life much more interesting than the sacrifice-designate could ever have.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 04:38 PM (GDulk)

416 That would be a great question for Hillary! Someone should ask her if her beans burn on the grill.

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:38 PM (Sfs6o)

417 Polymer lower??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM

nope

aluminium
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (dKONB)

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kewl

I did a build on a polymer lower with as little weight as I could build upper once, just trying to build the lightest AR I could.

What I ended up building was a dead nuts accurate tack driver quite by accident. I was thrilled.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

418
406 The puke told cops he could not be in trouble for shooting the women because they wore short skirts, hence, death.

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The Chicken has it easy.

Posted by: The Narrative at September 26, 2016 04:38 PM (oGNNA)

419 Weezy>Mooch

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2016 04:38 PM (fA75F)

420 417

Could it be that Donald Trump is the most interesting man in the world?

Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 04:39 PM (ewSN2)

421 The puke told cops he could not be in trouble for shooting the women because they wore short skirts, hence, death.

Nothing Muslim/Islamic about that.
Posted by: deplorable oddknot still frets at September 26, 2016 04:35 PM (g1MTt)

Wow, did he really say that? Why isn't Amanda Marcotte having conniptions about this?

Oh yeah. Never mind.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 26, 2016 04:39 PM (ozZau)

422 And when you get right down to it, it's TRUMP that's going to be pulling in 100 million viewers tonight, not Hillary.

Well said. that is exactly correct. Now, he only has to do well.

Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 26, 2016 04:39 PM (r65B3)

423 Weezy>Mooch
Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2016 04:38 PM (fA75F)

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BULLSHIT!!

Aunt Esther>Mooch

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:40 PM (8XRCm)

424
Ok I just saw that hillary does not get a step stool for the debate although her podium was scaled down exactly 14% so she looks relatively the same in terms of stature.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 04:40 PM (ODxAs)

425 My house now smells like freshly baked Apple Pie.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 04:40 PM (5GQXr)

426 Weezy>Mooch

--------

Weezy was a sweetheart.

Your thinking of someone else.


Hint: " Lizbeth? I'm coming to join you honey!"

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:41 PM (zu88C)

427 Aunt Esther and pre-pneumonia Hillary! in a MMA style cage match.

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)

428 "BULLSHIT!!

Aunt Esther>Mooch"

Bullshit!


Chewbacca's ex-wife>Mooch.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:42 PM (J+eG2)

429 Tied in Minnesota. Yep. Tied.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 26, 2016 04:42 PM (SeD0w)

430 Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 04:40 PM (5GQXr)
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I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.

Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 04:42 PM (Sfs6o)

431 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:42 PM (Hb9w3)

432 Ok I just saw that hillary does not get a step stool for the debate although her podium was scaled down exactly 14% so she looks relatively the same in terms of stature.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 04:40 PM (ODxAs)

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Not that Im a credentialed expert on depth and perspective.... but....

THAT WILL MAKE HER LOOK EVEN SMALLER.

Pull a Prius up next to a Chevy 3500 and see which driver looks bigger.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2016 04:42 PM (8XRCm)

433 >> the debate although her podium was scaled down
>> exactly 14% so she looks relatively the same in
>> terms of stature.

The Spinal Tap Stonehenge of debate podia?

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 04:43 PM (TppKb)

434 413
The way I understood it (which may be totally wrong), is that his assaults on step-daddy were domestic violence, and if so would make him a prohibited person on the NICS 4473 form.







And that does exactly what when buying from a buddy?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 04:37 PM (Hb9w3)


In WA, thanks to Bloomberg, Paul Allen (Seahawks owner), Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, and Nick Hanauer - I594- private purchases after December 2014 require a NICS 4473 Form.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:43 PM (GX63o)

435 IF Trump mops the floor with Hillary tonight, will

She back out of the next debates?

Or will the DNC shit and try to replace her? And if so, would that even work?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 04:46 PM (e8cId)

436 http://tinyurl.com/hepd7fg



Obama is even worried

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 04:47 PM (J+eG2)

437 318
You aren't alone, Nip. I won't be watching. I'll be reading here.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 04:22 PM (1ZOkK)

DON'T Chicken out! Watch!

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 04:48 PM (NbJXF)

438 Tied in Minnesota. Yep. Tied.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


________


You're seeing states that the Democrat usually don't really contest within the margin of error.

Something like Minnesota being tied would be the same as Trump being in a tie in Tennessee with Hillary.

Minnesota was the only state that Reagan didn't win in 1984.

If it's that close in the blue states, logically you would think he's crushing it in the purple battleground states.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 04:49 PM (EwBAO)

439 I've seen it redone in movies and documentaries. They were amazing. I think the were both smarter and with a greater command of the issues than either Clinton or Trump. I think people have lower attention spans too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:33 PM (EnGQE)

The average Civil War soldier, lying in the mud with rags stuffed in his boots he pulled off of a dead guy, wrote letters home that are 1. beautifully written, particularly when you consider they were writing with whatever ink they could concoct and quills or metal nibs. 2. Written almost always in cursive, with correct and complete grammar, punctuation, etc.3. Utilize words that contain more than two syllables and have excellent and varied adjectives, etc.

In other words, most HS students today would be unable to understand most of the sentences and their meaning. Most grade schoolers today would be unable to read them at all, since cursive is no longer taught. It might as well be hieroglyphics.

It's no wonder that Lincoln, although a lawyer with higher than average education and Douglas, a teacher and later attorney general, likely the same, could speak and talk eloquently and had a full command of the language.

I also have read that Douglas broke the rule of the time that presidential candidates did not campaign in person, that it was undignified.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2016 04:52 PM (ntZAP)

440 Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2016 04:52 PM (ntZAP)

Nice comments.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 04:55 PM (EnGQE)

441 You all are thinking or hoping something dramatic happens - either Hellary short circuits or Trump loses it. But I think she will be pumped and primed to make it through and he is used to high pressure negotiations in his businesses. I don't see him blowing this, he's used to the pressure. Hellary on the other hand has had it easier, no one wanted to upset the princess and I don't think her handlers do her any favors by catering to her every whim. She underestimated him in August, waiting for him to self destruct and he didn't. I think she will underestimate him again. But I don't see any fireworks in either of their futures.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 26, 2016 04:55 PM (HBU7W)

442 zombie, that's awesome.
And, sock off.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2016 04:59 PM (H5rtT)

443 well, the problem for hillary is there is one pill that keeps you vertical and moving, another pill for keeping you calm, not one pill that does both.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 05:17 PM (cPsPa)

444 and the ones your mother gives you, don't do anything at all ..

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 26, 2016 05:18 PM (QQ+il)

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