aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Benghazi Survivor Mark "Oz" Geist To Have Front Row Seat for Hillary's Conniptions
She can tell all of her Benghazi lies right to his face.
Oh, and Hofstra is posting TRIGGER WARNINGS outside the debate hall, because students might be triggered to hear political opinions that they disagree with.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 07:22 PM (P/kVC)
This is what we know.
Lester Holt is Black, his grandmother was Jamaican, his grandfather English/Indian (dot).
Lester Holt is married to a white woman.
Lester Holt grew up in CA
Lester Holt lives in NYC.
Lester Holt works for NBC
Bottom line. Lester Holt is a rich upper west side mixed race yuppie who despises Donald Trump as do ALL his friends...
The cards are stacked against us. Remember, Trumps right it's rigged.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 07:23 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 26, 2016 07:23 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 07:23 PM (6EH85)
I doubt it will rattle her though; she's got decades of experience when it comes to lying to people's faces.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 26, 2016 07:24 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2016 07:24 PM (CVRjO)
Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 07:24 PM (EdXI9)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2016 07:24 PM (UpGcq)
Life as it should be.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:25 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2016 07:25 PM (ACqhm)
I hope not.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2016 07:26 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:26 PM (NOIQH)
Sorry if this has been covered earlier.. I've been busy with life (despite being off of work for a beeeyootiful 4 day weekend.)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2016 07:26 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:26 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 07:26 PM (2JFSt)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:27 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 07:27 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2016 07:27 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:27 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (dFi94)
Because it got people talking about it, and he didn't have to do a thing.
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (KXAvu)
The Gennifer Flowers stuff scared the shit out of me.
Glad that was just trash talk.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 07:26 PM (2JFSt)
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I don't want to see her, but I would like to see Juanita Broaddrick. There are two debates left.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (NOIQH)
But does it matter if the media gate keepers pay it no mind?
Trump has to bring it up during the debate for the LIV's to even remember what Benghazi is.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (QOFVy)
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (6EH85)
http://tinyurl.com/zc4p6td
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (tMJZb)
Big Blubbery Baby Alert!!!
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (8ZskC)
My team of deplorables will be managing my Twitter account for this evenings debate. Tune in!#DebateNight #TrumpPence16
6:31 PM - 26 Sep 2016
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (SNx1U)
I don't want to see her, but I would like to see Juanita Broaddrick. There are two debates left.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky
That would be better trolling.
Flowers just makes people feel sorry for Hillary.
With Juanita, Hillary's now a rape enabler.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (2JFSt)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2016 07:31 PM (KXAvu)
the more I see these safe spaces and trigger warnings on campus, the more I wonder if the suicide rate is rising for these special snowflakes, or will in the future
they won't be able to handle anything
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 07:31 PM (qCMvj)
----
Best if he has one of his own equipped and can take it out to demonstrate.
Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2016 07:31 PM (3Liv/)
This places me in a state of turgidity.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2016 07:32 PM (miR0C)
Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at September 26, 2016 07:32 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 07:32 PM (LdMbv)
the trigger warning was not for the debate, but for MTV's Elect This campaign, which deals in "sexual assault, race issues, and bias," according to Buzzfeed's Kyle Blaine
http://tinyurl.com/j4qhan8
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 07:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:32 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 07:32 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (ACqhm)
Because you're bought and paid for by Putin, just like Trump!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:33 PM (0mRoj)
I also hope Trump points out the most blatant examples of MSM hypocrisy and collaboration of each and every panel member.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2016 07:33 PM (1qrFE)
Move to recess, your Honor! We were not told of this advance, as we were with the questions. We need time to prepare!
Posted by: Hillary's Camp at September 26, 2016 07:33 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 26, 2016 07:28 PM (QOFVy)
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Trump will, if needed...one thing we have seen from Trump is he is willing to go there and beyond.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 26, 2016 07:33 PM (KhJh8)
Actually, I've read that this is actually from an event on rape survivors. Not from tonight's debate.
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 26, 2016 07:33 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 07:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Trump, In About 90 Minutes at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (EdXI9)
I'm sure they will studiously ignore him --- but knowing Trump he will mention him from the podium and maybe even have him in the "spin room" by his side (or Kellyanne Conway's). Can't imagine he would NOT find a way to force Oz into the discussion.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (NOIQH)
Hah....I'm picturing a VF look alike dressed as a ghost and just staring at Hillary the whole time.
Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 07:32 PM (qCMvj)
where is it? Is he on gab?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (P8951)
Did any Moron get math on the blog re: whether 10,001 is already past. My money is on Before she made it out of Arkansas.
Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (8J/Te)
Is he one of those locked into a Do-Not-Tell clause?
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:35 PM (Pby3z)
Makes no difference. Anyone who isn't sturdy enough to hear an opinion he/she doesn't already agree with isn't prepared for life, let alone college.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 07:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 07:36 PM (kdS6q)
My bet was that the Flowers thing was a head fake and it would actually be a Benghazi related person.
Yes!
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 26, 2016 07:36 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 07:36 PM (XGrlW)
Posted by: Jmel at September 26, 2016 07:36 PM (0CuUa)
They thought it was short for 'Hilarious.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:36 PM (Pby3z)
The future of the Democrat Party is Swedish!
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:36 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2016 07:36 PM (c92y+)
With Juanita, Hillary's now a rape enabler.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 07:30 PM (2JFSt)
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I've read up and thought a lot about Juanita Broaddrick. The liberals fvcking sacrificed that woman like an Aztec virgin. I'd love to ask Joan Walsh how much political progress she would want in exchange for her daughter being raped by Dick Cheney.
Not that Cheney would EVER do such a thing, but I'm sure Joan Walsh thinks he would.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:37 PM (oGNNA)
Is he one of those locked into a Do-Not-Tell clause?
Posted by: t-bird
Considering he, Paranto, and another gent were the ones responsible for the book 13 Hours was based on, I'm going with 'No.'
Posted by: weft cut-punchline at September 26, 2016 07:37 PM (V3IFq)
In case she's coughing and needs a drink of water, y'know.
Can you imagine the .JPG pictures of her drinking from a bottle of Trump Water?
*chortles*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2016 07:37 PM (v5iqM)
Should spice up family funerals.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:37 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (P8951)
sorry, live video/speech over at breitbart
http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/09/25/milo-usf-trump-will-win/
he's hilarious
said don't be shocked if there is a network difficulty right when Hillary leans to cough - he makes impression, shows old technical difficulty tv screen, heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 07:37 PM (qCMvj)
Is he one of those locked into a Do-Not-Tell clause?
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (jO7js)
All he needs to do is sit there and stare relentlessly at Hillary.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:37 PM (0mRoj)
He has been interviewed, assisted with the "13 Hours" book and movie.
He was played by Pablo Shreivner (sp?) as the really loudmouthed/blunt one of the group.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:37 PM (NOIQH)
Aren't they sterile? I've never been able to coax anything out of them.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 26, 2016 07:38 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 07:38 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 07:38 PM (avb15)
Hofstra University Misspells 'Hillary' on Debate Ticket
http://tinyurl.com/hv2kv8u
Bless their hearts.
Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2016 07:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2016 07:38 PM (rwI+c)
The night of the sodomizing cougar man.
A night that lives in infamy at the HQ
Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2016 07:39 PM (FcoEk)
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 07:39 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 07:39 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 07:39 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 07:40 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:40 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 26, 2016 07:40 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:40 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at September 26, 2016 07:41 PM (oFSUK)
thank you.
Amen.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 07:41 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2016 07:41 PM (ngn8T)
Trying to decide what toppings to put on my Debate Pizza while listening to Milo.
He just told Hillary to GFHerself.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 26, 2016 07:41 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2016 07:41 PM (c92y+)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Fish Stick at September 26, 2016 07:42 PM (79p/O)
You can't milk a mule.
Gotta suck start the milk tube, and let it siphon out.
Dumbass
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 07:42 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 07:42 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:42 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:42 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom
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Good things don't happen to us.
I'm suspicious.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:43 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:43 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 07:43 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 07:39 PM (gyKtp)
Damn you GB! That was really good tequila on my F'n screen! Lol!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 07:43 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 07:43 PM (LdMbv)
Meanwhile, elsewhere on the Hofstra campus during the debate:
Intramural Fields: A performance of living History titled, "Democracy in Performance" will be held under a tent.
Student Center: MTVU will host a virtual reality art display for students to participate in.
Broadcast Plaza: ONE campaign is expected to bring a White House bounce castle along with an interactive exhibit.
thehofstrachronicle.com/the-breakdown-where-to-be-on-debate-day/
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 07:44 PM (kdS6q)
Hell I doubt Hillary could recognize herself in the mirror.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 07:44 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:44 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:44 PM (mxCgt)
Also:
Hofstra University Misspells 'Hillary' on Debate Ticket
http://tinyurl.com/hv2kv8u
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Give 'em L, Hilary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 07:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Ativan and cocaine.
Posted by: Aviator at September 26, 2016 07:45 PM (5huyv)
He was played by Pablo Shreivner (sp?) as the really loudmouthed/blunt one of the group.
Posted by: Lizzy
...................
That's Pablo Schreiber.. the brother of TV's Liev Schreiber who plays Ray Donovan.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2016 07:45 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2016 07:45 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 07:46 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:46 PM (tMJZb)
But the odd thing is Holt is a registered Rep. I know most Reps in NYC are liberal, but why would Holt actually register that way considering the industry he works in?
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 07:46 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2016 07:47 PM (ngn8T)
There's definitely hope.
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 07:47 PM (xpSCc)
That's a good guess. I figured some mix of uppers with some downers to even everything out. With an extra big dose of codeine for the cough.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:47 PM (Q5Ymk)
I'm suspicious.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:43 PM (zu88C)
*slaps self*
Ok, I'm better now.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 07:47 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 07:47 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 07:47 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:48 PM (JfUI4)
I thought you invented this to make fun of the Hofstra student body for acting like kindergarteners.
You did not make it up.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:48 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 07:48 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:42 PM (Q5Ymk)
Custom Cocaine/amphetamine blend!
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 26, 2016 07:48 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Mr Pink at September 26, 2016 07:48 PM (hXnfg)
Maybe his bosses wanted a token Republican?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (WnZAV)
That made my day. And I know you live to make my day.
Just win this Donald. I can't keep doing this much longer.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (JILvc)
Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (ngn8T)
===
double token
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (kcEGn)
My fantasy would be for trump to invite a neurologist on stage to give her some neuro tests. Maybe just ask her to touch her nose and walk a straight line. Abc's backwards while standing on one foot and touching her nose.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:49 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: dIb at September 26, 2016 07:50 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 07:50 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Hillary in Her Spiffy New Jumpsuit at September 26, 2016 07:50 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (qifBj)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (QOFVy)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (Oan6c)
Ework had a case of premature postulation.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: ThunderB
..........
blah.. she's a stiff. Her comedic timing is rehearsed, yet still terrible.. her pregnant pauses are legendary.. only to deliver really stupid punchlines. Trump will trounce her in the comeback department.
So, I doubt she will go there. She will attempt to look serious and presidential and even say something to that effect...
She will win on facts.. Trump has no idea what he's talking about most of the time. But he will be vague and speak in generalities like: Dem policies have failed.. Hillary's decisions have all been disastrous.. blah blah blah... and that will work fine for him.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (1qrFE)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (LdMbv)
Thanks - couldn't spell his name to save my life.
Also, Oz wasn't played by Pablo (dang bad memory!) but Max Martini.
I should've checked IMDB. Ugh....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (qUNWi)
The thread was taken to The Van and will be back in a few minutes, good as new.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ee cummings at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (fYFz4)
https://youtu.be/ERZzsDbaM5I?t=26m11s
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (VdICR)
like tears in rain...
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:51 PM (zu88C)
more like a flasher in a raincoat
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (kcEGn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (pERRc)
Did anyone acknowledged this? Haven't read yet. Smartly done!
Posted by: Clarney at September 26, 2016 07:53 PM (dgO4h)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (qifBj)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (zu88C)
However long the tape delay is.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: ThunderB
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I agree. I expect her to look and perform well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (kb3I4)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (Q5Ymk)
That just cuts the bill. Get in, get out. Bing, bang, boom.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (kcEGn)
Did anyone acknowledged this?
I would have liked that had I figured it out! Nice one.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (qifBj)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (JfUI4)
That's in some other dimension.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa, Brah on a Hoveround to Hell at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (PEG9u)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Seriously that's a very good question. Vegas have that line?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:56 PM (JfUI4)
Did anyone acknowledged this?
I would have liked that had I figured it out! Nice one.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (J3phO)
As in "she banged her head and now she's all hazy."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 07:56 PM (9P3OG)
If we drink when she coughs and clears her throat I don't think my liver can take that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:56 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Memories at September 26, 2016 07:56 PM (mwcEF)
A pair of X-Ray Spex!!!!
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Or the ones with the googly ping pong ball eyes.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:56 PM (zu88C)
Did anyone acknowledged this?
I would have liked that had I figured it out! Nice one.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (J3phO)
Dayum, too many beers for me to catch that first time around!
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 26, 2016 07:56 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 07:57 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 07:57 PM (JILvc)
I'm hoping for the trapdoor under the podium.
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 07:57 PM (BO/km)
Serious sabotage of one of the more courageous right-wing voices. "Fairness Doctrine" sneak preview.
Makes me wonder what shenanigans will be pulled during the debate tonight ...
Posted by: Just a guy who loves his country at September 26, 2016 07:57 PM (NPLj5)
Drops ya?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 07:57 PM (Q5Ymk)
Another note of praise for Trump's showmanship here - he totally trolled the media to talk about Bill's women problems and then doesn't have Flowers there tonight.
ROFL!
Posted by: Memories at September 26, 2016 07:57 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 07:57 PM (JfUI4)
Maybe someone in the audience will be wearing all red and she'll have an epileptic seizure, like in "The Andromeda Strain."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 07:58 PM (9P3OG)
Agree.
Also, I am certainshe had the questions in advance (wink wink, nod nod) so that her answers and witty rejoinders have all been mapped out, rehearsed, and helpfully typed up for the MSM for their after-debate posts.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 07:58 PM (NOIQH)
If she goes into convulsions and passes out and chokes on her puke, well I certainly won't be celebrating anything like that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2016 07:58 PM (fYFz4)
'I expect her to look and perform well.'
Like a well-oiled cybernetic machine.
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (BO/km)
Most likely. She really can't cackle as it could spur a coughing fit. She'll be slow and steady and trying to remember to smile. She'll bob her head, like Skip said,when listening to questions giving off the aura of complete understanding and comprehension. So, a lot of head bobbing.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:58 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: logprof
Too risky a move. I might have to go thru this debate sober.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 07:58 PM (gyKtp)
One can hope.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2016 07:58 PM (1qrFE)
+++
that is scary.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (U0lQa)
Not a fan of Michael Savage but that not only stinks, it's utterly Ceaucescu-esque (say that 10 times fast).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (9P3OG)
'For Those About to Rock'
*spotlights*
FIRE!
*BOOM*
*fireworks*
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: TVOC at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (XzRw1)
He can't remove himself. Defies the laws of physics.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (kcEGn)
Posted by: Just a guy who loves his country at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (NPLj5)
Also, I am certainshe had the questions in advance (wink wink, nod nod) so that her answers and witty rejoinders have all been mapped out, rehearsed, and helpfully typed up for the MSM for their after-debate posts.
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Sadly, I agree. She's had 6 days to do nothing but memorize all this. And get a tune-up and oil change.
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 07:59 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2016 08:00 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 26, 2016 08:00 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 08:00 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 08:00 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Just a guy who loves his country at September 26, 2016 07:57 PM (NPLj5)
Trump will not shrivel like Romney. And the public is wise to this. It will only boost him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 08:00 PM (9P3OG)
I like that batter than "Gold Rush."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 08:01 PM (kcEGn)
What is the bobble head ediquette these days?
Posted by: E.T. at September 26, 2016 08:01 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 07:55 PM (BO/km)
Oiled? Not so much. Lubricated? Hell yeah. On about a quart of vodka and crystal meth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 08:01 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 08:02 PM (c6/9Q)
We should keep a running total.
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 08:02 PM (ewSN2)
Calculator starts smoking and slide rule breaks.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 26, 2016 08:02 PM (qifBj)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 26, 2016 08:00 PM (yTnCT)
Bad trip. I and to have another shot of tequila and put on some Stones. Take some deep breaths, maybe warrior pose.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 08:02 PM (pERRc)
It would be interesting if Trump works that into his comments tonight.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 08:02 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: E.T. at September 26
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It would be great if Trump bobbed his head in time with hers.
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 08:03 PM (xpSCc)
Dammit to Hell. What a man and someone I'd love to have been around.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 08:03 PM (kcEGn)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 08:03 PM (JfUI4)
They're certain to have her something to suppress coughing. Above all else, they don't want her to have a coughing fit. And they've got to keep her standing up there and looking alive, and not having a seizure.
It would depend on just what's wrong with her and how bad to know exactly what compounds they'll shoot her up with.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2016 08:03 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: E.T. at September 26, 2016 08:03 PM (c+7Ko)
A pair of X-Ray Spex!!!!
I would prefer if, upon receiving his first question, Trump went all Cleavon Little on Lester Holt.
....by reaching into his pants while saying, "S'cuse me while I whip this out."
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM (51PdX)
Posted by: logprof
Too risky a move. I might have to go thru this debate sober.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 07:58 PM (gyKtp)
you'll end up like this guy, vomiting through his fingers
Jeppson's Malort Unaired Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 08:03 PM (xpSCc)
It would sort of look like the car scene in Wayne's World
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM (51PdX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Just a guy who loves his country at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (NPLj5)
Posted by: Hofstra Trigglyflake at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (Tyii7)
So which Morons have accepted the suicide mission to watch this thing and report back to us for as long as possible?
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM (Sfs6o)
Not I.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (xpSCc)
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause rock has got the right of way
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just livin' for today
*BOOM*
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (zu88C)
I stopped watching that show the moment she stopped any attempt at looking hot. She and I weren't married, so I wasn't required to tolerate that lack of effort.
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
will they have the Beast on tonight, and whether the side effects (or
main effect) could be exploited in some way.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2016 08:03 PM (DW+jj)
I was speculating about that earlier with a friend of mine. I can't help but wonder if they've got a drug pump attached to her, keeping her continuously fueled with a medication cocktail. Or vodka cocktails. Either/or. Maybe both.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 26, 2016 08:05 PM (GUBah)
Jeepers.
.
Posted by: Love hertz (transitioning to lower case) at September 26, 2016 08:06 PM (no0Da)
Trump has been interviewed by Savage a number of times on the air. Savage has been talking him up and dogging Hillery. There is no doubt they hate him and would love to shut him up.
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 08:07 PM (BO/km)
Definitely codeine for the cough. Some kind of neuro drug. I'm thinking also some sort of speedball like drug of uppers and downers. I also think they may give her some beta blockers for nerves. Maybe an inhaler for the cough. Advair maybe?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:07 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Just a guy who loves his country at September 26, 2016 08:07 PM (NPLj5)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 08:07 PM (JfUI4)
they won't be able to handle anything
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 07:31 PM (qCMvj)
And your point is ...?
Posted by: Chuck Darwin at September 26, 2016 08:08 PM (SRKgf)
Like a bolt right out of the blue
The sky's a-light with the guitar bite
Heads will roll and rock tonight
For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Yes we do
For those about to rock, we salute you
FIRE!
*Boom*
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:08 PM (zu88C)
I figure that whatever they're doing, and the longer they do it, it's shortening her life. This just isn't what you do with the seriously ill.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 08:08 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 26, 2016 08:08 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2016 08:08 PM (/O5Ax)
So 'trigger warnings' is another name for censorship. They should just say censorship. Its a perfectly acceptable word.
I think Hofstra must have a giant nipple as its mascot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 08:08 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: E.T. at September 26, 2016 08:09 PM (c+7Ko)
Definitely codeine for the cough. Some kind of neuro drug. I'm thinking also some sort of speedball like drug of uppers and downers. I also think they may give her some beta blockers for nerves. Maybe an inhaler for the cough. Advair maybe?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:07 PM (Q5Ymk)
Just thinking about it makes me want to Daaaance!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 08:09 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: Keith at September 26, 2016 08:09 PM (SJTPi)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 08:09 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM (Sfs6o)
OO OO OO ME ME ME ME MEEEEE
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 08:09 PM (d9v6L)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 26, 2016 08:09 PM (1/dEZ)
suicide mission to watch this thing and report back to us for as long as
possible?
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM (Sfs6o)
OO OO OO ME ME ME ME MEEEEE
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
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Come on BSG.
Let's get drunk ... and TYPE!
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:10 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Just a guy who loves his country at September 26, 2016 08:10 PM (NPLj5)
Goodnight Skip. Sleep well!
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:10 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 08:11 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 08:11 PM (U0lQa)
yeah, too quiet
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 08:12 PM (JO9+V)
I say sublingual. She'll pop a giant cough drop and slip it under her tongue.
Scratch that. She probably has a port and a button she pushes to dose herself.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:12 PM (Q5Ymk)
Fuck it ... I will. For a while.
You know ... I'm conflicted on this shit. I am True Blue Let It Burn to the core. Got the stockpiles to prove it.
But Trump got my attention when he jumped in - even as a Cruz guy. And he's kept it. Sometimes by doing good ... sometimes by screwing up.
I honestly don't think it matters much who wins the race - I think we're done in our current form either way in my lifetime. But I AM rooting for Trump. Mostly because of everyone he pisses off.
I hope he nails it tonite. Won't sweat it if he doesn't. But it would be entertaining as Hell if he does.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:12 PM (fiGNd)
Chris Hayes on MSNBC thinks the Benghazi hearings made Hillary more personable and did a lot to help her image with the people.
There really are two Americas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 08:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 08:12 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (pERRc)
I expect her to look and perform well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (yddCj)
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So do I. Real life is a let-down.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: E.T. at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (XGrlW)
I think there is much danger for Trump in this thing too. We're all hoping for a hillary conniption but better not count on it. And of course she will be declared the winner early and often by the media. If she makes 10 huge mistakes and he makes 1 little one, it is the little one that will be replayed ad nauseum.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: torabora at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (qw8sR)
Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)
They always shake hands. Rig something for Trump to release on her that will be absorbed through her skin (but not his his, if possible), which will interact with whatever she's on and screw her up bad.
Maybe it could be something that by itself wouldn't hurt, so Trump can be exposed to it, but would interact with the likely drugs they'll have her pumped with.
I'm a devious SOB and ought to be ashamed for having such thoughts.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (DW+jj)
NOTE: Debate prep may prevent me from intelligent commentary regarding the debate.
Posted by: tbodie at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (1t1Md)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (Q5Ymk)
Brian Williams accused him of "grand theft stool" at a debate years ago.
Grand. Theft. Stool.
Can't make this shit up.
.
Posted by: Love hertz (transitioning to lower case) at September 26, 2016 08:14 PM (no0Da)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:14 PM (CFc5L)
Yeah, just the third or forth time on the air.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 08:14 PM (kcEGn)
The problem with that is that you're thinking like a non-psycho person. Most people would feel guilt, and maybe shame, when faced with mementos of wrong doing. I'm sure she feels only anger *at* the victims when the subject is brought up, because if they'd just gone to their deaths quietly as planned she wouldn't be having to keep hearing about the whole thing.
That's why I liked the idea of Flowers being there. *She* feels victimized in this case and having everyone else see the floozy Bill laughed at her with would be infinitely more disconcerting.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 08:14 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (ODxAs)
that and she's had the questions.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 08:14 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: torabora at September 26, 2016 08:15 PM (qw8sR)
+++++
she has a hole in her tongue. really.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 08:15 PM (U0lQa)
I agree. I expect her to look and perform well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 07:54 PM (yddCj)
I thought her convention speech went well. "Well" meaning her supporters probably liked it.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
She can tell all of her Benghazi lies right to his face.
Heh, you know what that puts me in mind of? Edgar Allen Poe's the Telltale Heart where the narrator's guilt becomes unbearable, causing him to reveal his crime to the police.
Someone should dress up with a Vince Foster mask, face and clothes covered with white powder, sit in the front row and point and stare.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 08:15 PM (PjWy4)
Just because you can't see him doesn't mean he's not there.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:16 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:16 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 08:16 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 26, 2016 07:41 PM
We have a tradition of doing a bunch of appetizers for debate nights. Tonight I get deep fried mushrooms and onions rings w/ kinds of other snackables.
I can't believe anyone would for this Arkansas grafter, hope she fails big time.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 08:16 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Han Solo at September 26, 2016 08:17 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: torabora at September 26, 2016 08:15 PM (qw8sR)
Channeling "The Meaning of Life."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 08:17 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Blast from the Past at September 26, 2016 08:17 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (Q5Ymk)
In honor of "The Color Purple," they match Obama's lips. Now I denounce myself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 08:18 PM (9P3OG)
They always shake hands. Rig something for Trump to release on her that will be absorbed through her skin (but not his his, if possible), which will interact with whatever she's on and screw her up bad.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2016 08:13 PM (DW+jj)
Grace Slick, is that you?
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
The Ghosts of Benghazi will make another appearance tonight.
Their first effort on 9/11 was outstanding.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:18 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Blast from the Past at September 26, 2016 08:17 PM (rwI+c)
Now that's a good question . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 08:18 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 08:18 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 26, 2016 08:18 PM (Tyii7)
Let's get drunk ... and TYPE!
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:10 PM
I'm already there, just waiting on the appetizers.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 08:19 PM (o/90i)
283
Carville's scrawny corpse is getting rained on in Scottsdale, AZ right now. Waiting for his skin to start sloughing off.
Brian Williams accused him of "grand theft stool" at a debate years ago.
Grand. Theft. Stool.
Can't make this shit up.
.
Posted by: Love hertz (transitioning to lower case) at September 26, 2016 08:14 PM (no0Da)
So you're saying that Carville is a turd burglar.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2016 08:19 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 26, 2016 08:20 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 08:07 PM (JfUI4)
That was towards the end of the war, when it all went brustwarzen up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 08:20 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Great Satan at September 26, 2016 08:20 PM (6qmBU)
Honestly ?
Hillary nails the questions she got in advance, Lester makes Candy look impartial, and Donald implodes.
I don't think we're getting a Deux Ex Machina.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:20 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 08:20 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2016 08:21 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2016 08:21 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at September 26, 2016 08:21 PM (SUtNI)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 26, 2016 08:21 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:22 PM (zu88C)
Glenn needs his family to intervene. He needs some real help.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 08:22 PM (d76uN)
you're no fun
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 08:22 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:23 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: E.T. at September 26, 2016 08:23 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 08:04 PM
I will. As I posted we have array of appetizers and laugh at the debate. There may be alcohol involved.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 08:24 PM (o/90i)
With Trump punching Hillary out and shouting "Piss Off. I'm working for Mel Brooks" ?
That would be awesome. But I'll also accept Pence jumping onstage to help Trump land an old school Road Warriors Doomsday Device on the bitch. I'm guessing Pence puts her up on his shoulders, and Trump lands the clothesline from the podium.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:24 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:24 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2016 08:24 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Love hertz (transitioning to lower case) at September 26, 2016 08:24 PM (no0Da)
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 08:25 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:25 PM (Q5Ymk)
thank you.
Amen.
And please God if you can have Sillary be so amped that she belts out a show tune and taps dances across the stage, then throws herself into the audience like a mosh pit. Please God.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 08:25 PM (pERRc)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 26, 2016 08:25 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (xpSCc)
Ace's time machine needs a tuneup.
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2016 08:26 PM (pYLBk)
Honestly ?
Hillary nails the questions she got in advance, Lester makes Candy look impartial, and Donald implodes.
I don't think we're getting a Deux Ex Machina.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:20 PM (fiGNd
Maybe Ex Machina?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 08:26 PM (XGrlW)
I was looking forward to shouty hillary showing up.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:26 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 08:26 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 08:26 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 08:27 PM (TmVQX)
Yeah, he has. Hadn't seen him in a while.
He also has a mega-church tele-pastor vibe about him. I felt bad for those guys sitting around on the couches while he spits and yells.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 08:27 PM (kcEGn)
So you're saying that Carville is a turd burglar.....
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After the horror of "The Human Caterpillar'....
Someone reopened the lab and created something even worse:
James Carville "The Walking Penis"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:27 PM (zu88C)
Kellyann.
Conway.
I hope you are right. I'm not trying to "concern troll". Really ain't.
Be glad as hell to be wrong on this.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:27 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 08:27 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2016 08:27 PM (Z56vq)
Rumor has it there is a big debate on television tonight... if you get to the point where you've seen enough of the back-and-forth, take a look at these new ammo specials.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
I'm hammered already, kids.......
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut -In at September 26, 2016 08:28 PM (CjiBa)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 08:28 PM (NCFCd)
Posted by: rabidfox at September 26, 2016 08:28 PM (EW9tX)
This was done in the Kim Jong parody, the Interview.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 08:28 PM (PjWy4)
Any idea when they're going to unpack her? I'd think she'd want to get there early, take a comfortable washroom break, take the final pills and leisurely make it up the stage.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 08:28 PM (/NlFx)
Words and meanings are as loose as a vacation colon full of Columbian tap water by these ass hats.
.
Posted by: Love hertz (transitioning to lower case) at September 26, 2016 08:29 PM (no0Da)
So you're saying that Carville is a turd burglar.....
-------------
After the horror of "The Human Caterpillar'....
Someone reopened the lab and created something even worse:
James Carville "The Walking Penis"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:27 PM (zu88C)
That involved sowing humans together by their lips and assholes right?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 08:29 PM (XGrlW)
How about a Deus Ex Machina ?
I should know better than to try to use verbage like that. Where's Alex when I need her ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:29 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:30 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2016 08:30 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: mugiwara at September 26, 2016 08:30 PM (VfYeS)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable
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I won't ruin the movie for you but I have one word -
foreskins
*shudder*
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:31 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 26, 2016 08:31 PM (0O7c5)
It was interesting that she didn't participate in the run-through this afternoon. Huma did it for her.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2016 08:31 PM (fYFz4)
Yes, he just got ahold of the dealer, and they're scheduling it for yesterday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 08:32 PM (J+eG2)
The NRA booth across from me had a crazy LA lady harassing them they had to get the mounted police to chase her off.
Just an observation from deep blue CA.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:32 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: E.T. at September 26, 2016 08:32 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: mugiwara at September 26, 2016 08:30 PM (VfYeS)
You and the rest of America. No matter which candidate you are for, we're all waiting to see her fall down and go boom.
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2016 08:33 PM (Z56vq)
What if Trump says Screw It and hits her with a Running Lariat ? I'd like to see that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:33 PM (fiGNd)
talking about most of the time. But he will be vague and speak in
generalities like: Dem policies have failed.. Hillary's decisions have
all been disastrous.. blah blah blah... and that will work fine for him.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2016 07:52 PM (UpGcq)
[Hillary taking real loud]Because of the policies of my opponent, Donald Trump, the Middle East is in chaos...
Donald Trump gave America's uranium mines to Russia...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 08:33 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 08:33 PM (qCMvj)
Shark Tank season premiere was down a staggering 45% from last year.
I'm sure a lot of Trump supporters didn't tune in.
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 26, 2016 08:34 PM (vhuiM)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2016 08:34 PM (NbJXF)
You'll get Sex Machina and you'll like it when I'm done with you!
Posted by: Hillary! at September 26, 2016 08:34 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 08:35 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:35 PM (zu88C)
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Aw, thanks, no good deed. Yes, I much prefer it be someone Hillary wronged than someone Bill wronged. And let's face it, there is a long list from which to choose.
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 08:35 PM (xpSCc)
Best news I've heard all day. That bitch can't win with fraud in the hundreds.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:35 PM (fiGNd)
Where's billy dale?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:36 PM (Q5Ymk)
dailysignal.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 08:33 PM (qCMvj)
Thanks to MacAuliffe, that's who we are!
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 26, 2016 08:36 PM (wCEn4)
Hundreds of Noncitizens on Voting Rolls in Swing State of Virginia
dailysignal.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 08:33 PM (qCMvj)
Only hundreds? Only Virginia?
We should be so lucky.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 26, 2016 08:37 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: E.T. at September 26, 2016 08:32 PM (c+7Ko)
No, her lectern is a 3/4 scale replica of a real one so she doesn't have to stand on a box to see over it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 08:37 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 26, 2016 08:37 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 26, 2016 08:37 PM (nFdGS)
Love that the Benghazi survivor, Oz, is there. He needs to stare at Hillary and blink frantically, sending her into a spazz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread
I won't ask...
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 08:37 PM (jO7js)
At this point, I'd really like to meet Hand Rail Installation Machina ...
... ask me why I would never buy the railing system I bought. Spoiler Alert - it sucks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 08:38 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2016 08:39 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: Hank at September 26, 2016 08:39 PM (U4Zuz)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 08:39 PM (7h4Fr)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 26, 2016 08:37 PM (nFdGS)
When I first discovered Beck years ago, during his "Hello, you sick twisted freaks!" stage, he was funny, entertaining, too.
Now he seems like he's on the brink of doing something stupid. Sad.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 26, 2016 08:39 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable
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I won't ruin the movie for you but I have one word -
foreskins
*shudder*
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:31 PM (zu88C)
Like the chewy bubblegum kind?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 08:40 PM (XGrlW)
http://rsbn.tv/watch-first-presidential-debate-live-stream-donald-trump-vs-hillary-clinton/
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 26, 2016 08:40 PM (rJUlF)
Where's billy dale?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2016 08:36 PM (Q5Ymk)
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Really, they could fill the hall, couldn't they?
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 08:41 PM (xpSCc)
As soon as this shit starts, I'm carrying this laptop into husband's office.
I'll be "watching" through Ace's eyes and ears, and the rest of you brave souls.
Just told our son over the phone about the Hofstra idiots being given a trigger warning for the debate.
Son said, "Fuck them all to hell."
So, there's that. From a vet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:41 PM (1ZOkK)
9:30: eye wonk due to constant coughing fits
9:45: dizzy from coughing fits. Meds not working. Alarm. Question about Benghazi. Can't recall.
10:00 past bedtime. Slurring words. Talking jabberwocky.
10:15: first head bobble with use of glass as spittoon. Clings to lectern. Confused. Freezes when asked where coal is mined and what she is doing for workers out of jobs.
10:30: forgets she is on podium. Giant step for all mankind into Mr. Trump's heroic arms.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 08:41 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 08:42 PM (XGrlW)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 26, 2016 08:42 PM (qifBj)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:42 PM (zu88C)
Hillary's arriving at the debate. She's walking very stiffly.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread
sexy....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 08:42 PM (/NlFx)
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2016 08:42 PM (Z56vq)
He is. The man is clinically "not right". He does indeed believe he's talking to God.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2016 08:42 PM (DW+jj)
Words and meanings are as loose as a vacation colon full of Columbian tap water by these ass hats.
Posted by: Love hertz (transitioning to lower case) at September 26, 2016 08:29
That asshat has a job? I thought he got fired in disgrace.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 08:42 PM (o/90i)
Very concerned about sudden noises or clapping from the audience. Must not want to trigger a seizure.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 08:43 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: E.T.
I've been thinking about that all day. It will be televised and she will have to come out and tentatively try to get up on it.
I call it Hillary's epic assault on Mount Podium. She'll probably have a couple of sherpas to cart her frozen carcass up, like her namesake.
The trip down is always the most hazardous part of the climb, so the best may be saved for last.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 08:43 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 08:44 PM (tvyXw)
Focus, people. Focus.
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 08:44 PM (Sfs6o)
"I don't know if I can do this... He frightens me."
Then Huma locks the door and starts massaging Hillary's shoulders. She hugs Hillary's head to her breasts and kisses her on the top of her head, while stroking her outer earlobe.
"Oh, honey, you can DO this! We're all counting on you. He is a stupid penis person, an ugly buffoon. You will crush him."
Runs fingers through Hilary's hair and kisses her on the forehead.
"Now get out there and make me wet with admiration!"
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 08:45 PM (PjWy4)
I used to love Beck when he was on FOX at 5PM. But I always had this
little feeling that the guy was "clinical", you might say. You know,
hearing messages from God.
He is. The man is clinically "not right". He does indeed believe he's talking to God.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2016 08:42 PM (DW+jj)
i was a fan....i paid for the blaze and his tv......i always knew he was a little off but he was a good decent man who seemed to be trying to do the right thing ...he thinks his way is the only way.....i feel badly for him....i feel worse for his family and his employees.....it's not going to end well......he sounded like a jilted lover talking to cruz today.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 26, 2016 08:46 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at September 26, 2016 08:46 PM (VDc7u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:41 PM (1ZOkK)
Me too, but I don't have high blood pressure.
Not telling you what to do, but it might be best to just ignore it and read about it tomorrow.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 26, 2016 09:02 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 09:28 PM (LdMbv)
LOL. Tickets to the debate have her name spelled as Hilary.
*****
the missing "L" is written on her forehead
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 26, 2016 10:16 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 11:16 PM (LdMbv)
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