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Trump Appoints Noted Climate Change Skeptic to Lead EPA Transition Team
Well this doesn't sound very conservative at all.
True conservatism consists of making soft, timid noises and then going along with the leftist-mediated narrative.ld Trump is tapping a high-profile climate change skeptic to lead administration transition efforts for the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Myron Ebell, director of energy and environment policy at the conservative think tank Competitive Enterprise Institute, is heading Trump’s EPA transition preparation, E&E Daily reported Monday. Ebell is an outspoken, long-time skeptic of the scientific consensus that human activity is dramatically changing the climate. He often refers to warnings about global warming as climate "alarmism," and is a vocal critic of President Obama’s climate change regulations.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 05:25 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: MTF at September 26, 2016 05:25 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 05:26 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 26, 2016 05:26 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Al Leppo at September 26, 2016 05:26 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2016 05:27 PM (xttKs)
He just lost the election.
Posted by: Kommitted Kos Kid at September 26, 2016 05:27 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 26, 2016 05:27 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 05:27 PM (XGrlW)
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (QOrID)
Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2016 05:28 PM (FcoEk)
I hope Ebell "transitions" the EPA the same way George Washington transitioned the colonial government.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (/tuJf)
brad plumer
Ebell is a longtime denier who played a key role persuading George W. Bush to drop his campaign pledge to regulate CO2 emissions in 2001.
Bad Zoot!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (g6yUI)
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And that's not all I'm tapping.
Posted by: Donald Trump at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (57K5j)
There is no such thing as consensus in science. But the anti-science writer at The Hill doesn't seem to care.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203c at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (gJnId)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 05:30 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:30 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 05:30 PM (d76uN)
Whether on purpose or accidental, Trump seems to have surrounded himself with all the right people. Thank Christ.
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Read "The Art of the Deal" and you won't think it's so accidental.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 05:30 PM (oGNNA)
Recall that Trump has called AGW a hoax promoted by the Chinese, to our great detriment.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 05:30 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 05:30 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 05:31 PM (u0lmX)
Go comb your hair and change your tampon.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 05:31 PM (QOrID)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 26, 2016 05:31 PM (hMqvx)
Ebell is a longtime denier who played a key role persuading George W. Bush to drop his campaign pledge to regulate CO2 emissions in 2001.
Bad Zoot!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
*****
Double splooj!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 05:31 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 05:31 PM (o9m/V)
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Wait...so Republicans do butt stuff too? Some of them, or all? What kind of competition are we talking about here?
Posted by: Megan at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (/m8T6)
denier, skeptic- such negative words from these children at The Hill. They should go stand in the corner until they have learned their lesson.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (ODxAs)
"People will remember this day as the day when the oceans stopped receding, and started to rise again so they could become YUGE luxurious oceans, first class."
You're welcome, DJT
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (J+eG2)
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Wait...so Republicans do butt stuff too? Some of them, or all? What kind of competition are we talking about here?
Posted by: Megan at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (/m8T6)
They're power bottoms, Megan. You're going to have to up your game.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Rick Wilson, GOP Consultant at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (OD2ni)
Could we FINALLY be turning this disasterous corner?
Posted by: Keith at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: justaguy at September 26, 2016 05:33 PM (wTSvK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 05:33 PM (9krrF)
True conservatism consists of making soft, timid noises and then going along with the leftist-mediated narrative."
That's a bit over-the-top. There have been very few conservatives (as distinct from Republicans) who have signed aboard the alarmist trains. How many #NeverTrump pundits have done so?
Disliking Washington pols, and disliking the establishment conservative punditry are both entirely understandable. That does not make them the same; the reasons for rejecting them, at most, overlap. And on this issue the latter are pretty clean.
Posted by: George LeS at September 26, 2016 05:33 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: DontGetOutMuch at September 26, 2016 05:33 PM (BQbxI)
Posted by: undocumented analysis at September 26, 2016 05:33 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 05:33 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Najeh Davenport at September 26, 2016 05:33 PM (OD2ni)
Trump isn't going to the Center, all that much
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that's cause he's in it to throw the election to Hillary!
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Rick Wilson, GOP Consultant at September 26, 2016 05:32 PM (OD2ni)
How much is Hillary paying you for anal, Rick?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 05:31 PM (u0lmX)
...............
He's going to set off nuclear winter with his crazy fingers on the codes!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (UO+lc)
the universe is a Whataburger with Cheese.
And "Global Warming" can be understood as the Universe's time on the grill.
But, now we are off the grill.
And the Earth resides upon one of the Three Great Pickles of Existence.
Which means we are all waiting for The Big Bite, which signals the end of the Universe.
Beware The Big Bite people!!!!!111!!11!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (0cMkb)
I'm really really hoping he gives me more reasons to want to vote for him in the debate tonight...
Posted by: CR at September 26, 2016 05:35 PM (IOV5/)
Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 05:35 PM (wOc4Q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 05:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Wouldn't that be bloody awesome. Oh for the days when laws were enforced. Even if it took a snowplow through a building.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 05:35 PM (QOrID)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:35 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Trum Derangement Crew at September 26, 2016 05:35 PM (c6/9Q)
All im saying is there isn't documented proof that Bigfoot doesn't exist.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at September 26, 2016 05:35 PM (gJnId)
Posted by: Furious George at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: justaguy
It's amazing what you guys know for dead certainty.
What color is he going to paint the Lincoln bedroom?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (oiNtH)
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This guy can't run the EPA. Let the record reflect my qualified opposition to this selection.
#OftentimesNotTrump
Posted by: FireHorse at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (EJsAU)
He keeps making these good moves. Folks, it's actually possible that our best advocates are the Deranged and Batshit Leftists and their DefCon 1 level of attacks: if he were inclined to side with them at all, the fact that they're puking all over him and trying to get him killed is very definitely driving him to the right.
Posted by: Beverly at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (4+aiO)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (zWTYO)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (QCc6B)
Good thing we've got this figured out now: make loud, assertive, incoherent noises, then go along with what Ivanka wants you to do.
Posted by: reform highlander at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (jCH/T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: #NeverTrump at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (0cMkb)
LOL, I expected to see banana splits guy's sig at the bottom of your post!
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (QCc6B)
Given that just a couple years ago, Trump, both his sons and his daughter all signed a letter published in the NYT from the business community to Obama asking him to press forward with Climate Change actions, yea, it pretty much is kabuki. But at least he's going in the right direction even if he doesn't believe it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: reform highlander at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (jCH/T)
I hope he's hired some electronics wizards to jam Hillary's earpiece. Don't suppose it's possible though -- she probably has the best stuff money can buy. Probably technology available only to the military, or the NSA.
You know, like her server in the shitter, running gmail within Windows 7 on a Dell.
Posted by: Pastafarian at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (sgHEm)
Overdue, and of course no more than what it is, but ...
Absolutely fantastic.
(Do we get any reaction from unnamed but familiar NTrumpers as their silly predictions implode in regular fashion? Didn't think so)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (QDnY+)
That's a bit over-the-top. There have been very few conservatives (as distinct from Republicans) who have signed aboard the alarmist trains. How many #NeverTrump pundits have done so?
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Never mind the issue itself; true conservatism has been curling up in a ball and whimpering in the face of disagreement on ANYTHING for a long time.
AAAaaaad, as far as I know, Jim Inhofe has single-handedly saved us from any number of surrenders to leftist bullying on this particular issue.
AAAAAaaand, maybe the number of "conservatives" falling for global warming hasn't been great, but their prominence has. George W. Bush and John McCain come to mind.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 05:39 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: nevertrumpers e'rrywhere at September 26, 2016 05:39 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: True Conservative Constitutionalists at September 26, 2016 05:39 PM (c6/9Q)
I'm starting to like the cut of this Trump's jib.
Still nervous about tonight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 26, 2016 05:39 PM (dGW8H)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 05:39 PM (JO9+V)
He's not a classic conservative at all. But has a nationalist/populist, America first in every case streak that this country has so been lacking.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (QOrID)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (8ZskC)
There have been very few conservatives (as distinct from Republicans) who have signed aboard the alarmist trains.
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C'mon, play along.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (oGNNA)
Does Jim Manzi from National Review count?
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (wuRvW)
Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (NuElX)
By the way, Collins is sounding more and more like Sylvester the cat each passing year.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 05:40 PM (oiNtH)
Eviscerate the EPA. Moneysaver.
Defund Departments of Education and HHS after that.
Thanks, Mr. Ace, sir.
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (NAv1Q)
Posted by: #NeverTrump at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (8ZskC)
...............
They won't stop the crazy man from pushing all the nuclear buttons!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (HgMAr)
He is wooing Pennsylvania
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (JO9+V)
Remember, that's what we were promised by the smart set that has never accomplished one damn conservative goal.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (EwBAO)
Yes, I've been reading way too much Scott Adam's blog.
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (QCc6B)
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Mmmmmmmmmmm! CFA!
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (Sfs6o)
He doesn't even believe the Earth is on FIRE!!!!
Posted by: LIV SJW at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (qf6WZ)
sons and his daughter all signed a letter published in the NYT from the
business community to Obama asking him to press forward with Climate
Change actions, yea, it pretty much is kabuki. But at least he's going
in the right direction even if he doesn't believe it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (/tuJf)
I think you mean "talking in the right direction", and even then, he's not so consistent even without digging into his past statements before the primary.
Posted by: reform highlander at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (jCH/T)
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imagine his departing speech.
this will be remembered as the day the oceans rose...
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (6qmBU)
Why does Trump Hate Mother Earth ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:37 PM (NuElX)
Just look at that face!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (GX63o)
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Didja see Jughead dressed more ridiculously than usual on WZ?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (Nwg0u)
The rest of me is beating that bit senseless, giving it swirlies, and leaving it tied up in the back of the storage room.
What's life if you can't be happy on occasion?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (9krrF)
I ain't in no ways watching, unless something awesome happens. Like Hillary spazzing out or speaking in Elbonian.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lester Holt aka Leesty Holteezy at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (bsDXW)
To me, ALL the other conservative nit picks against Trump are the trees blocking the view of the Forrest.
IF he can remotely pull this off, get elected and stop the march toward the USA of France... he will literally IMO have saved America and I was about certain that it was simply too late to happen before he came along.
Posted by: Keith at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (NuElX)
Remember, that's what we were promised by the smart set that has never accomplished one damn conservative goal."
It seems like only yesterday when Michelle Fields's beta male boyfriend was advocating for a a negotiated surrender to Hillary.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (ewSN2)
That sounds sort of rediculous, but also kind of awesome. I'm in.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (gJnId)
imagine his departing speech.
Isn't it tradition that they ride in the limo together to the inaugral.
To be a fly on the limo wall.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 05:42 PM (9krrF)
What is this "happy" of which you speak?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (0mRoj)
The I will go stand in the line in the rain to vote for him even if he will already win SC by a huge margin.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (Sfs6o)
Even people I know that are not "right-wing" will tell you the Sierra Club is basically running all the federal agencies right now.
Just seeing these people shit canned would make a big difference.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 05:44 PM (EwBAO)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 05:44 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:44 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 26, 2016 05:44 PM (6qmBU)
Next he'll announce The Wall will be built by prisoners living in tents, wearing pink underwear and eating baloney sangwiches as a way for them to "Give back to Society". Assisted by any able bodied human receiving welfare.
Posted by: Yes Really at September 26, 2016 05:44 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:44 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 05:38 PM (Nwg0u)
But is he principled?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 05:45 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2016 05:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September
Is that the feeling you get when misfortune falls on your enemies? Because I like that feeling a lot.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at September 26, 2016 05:45 PM (gJnId)
And the Earth resides upon one of the Three Great Pickles of Existence.
Which means we are all waiting for The Big Bite, which signals the end of the Universe.
Beware The Big Bite people!!!!!111!!11!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2016 05:34 PM (0cMkb)
do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 05:45 PM (d9v6L)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 05:45 PM (r1fLd)
Moderate Trump is more conservative than severely conservative Rombley
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Try to look surprised....
Gov. Romney consulted Obama Eugenics-Friendly Science Czar John Holdren on Climate Change
http://tinyurl.com/gmty8n8
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 05:45 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 05:45 PM (JfUI4)
To be a fly on the limo wall
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there'll be a pile of human shit in the Oval. from more than 1 person
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:46 PM (U0lQa)
It's in part-how you feel when you're enjoying being with your kids. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 05:46 PM (EnGQE)
This is a good point. His anti-globalization is not an act. That's why his flirtation with trade protectionism, while despised by some conservatives, makes sense in context to his motivations.
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 05:47 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:47 PM (NuElX)
there'll be a pile of human shit in the Oval. from more than 1 person
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board
So no change from today, then?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 05:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at September 26, 2016 05:47 PM (oBuXO)
His cynicism and craftiness know no bounds!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 26, 2016 05:47 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:47 PM (U0lQa)
Doesn't matter. We have evolved. We no longer care what candidates said or did 5 minutes ago.
Flip flopping is a good thing now.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2016 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
76 For Obama, the presidential debate Trumps 'Monday Night Football'
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I bet not.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 05:48 PM (oGNNA)
1. No crapping in the hallways
2. Everyone only gets one email account and it has to be their real name
3. Everyone must show up to work, no secret spy / CIA / codename Agent Orange leave of absences
4, If you screw it up, grab a shovel and help clean it up. A whole bunch of you will be out remediating that orange-colored river from the mine disaster.
5. More than half of you are redundant and are useless eaters. We've hired the Two Bobs Consulting agency and they will be calling you in for a little chat soon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 05:48 PM (JO9+V)
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I'll buy that for a dollar and a quarter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 05:48 PM (Nwg0u)
I ain't in no ways watching, unless something awesome happens.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Nobody wants to watch, everybody wants to read a comments thread.
It's like a pot-luck party where everyone wants to bring the paper plates and napkins.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 05:48 PM (kdS6q)
yeah, bring manbearpig Gore out to defend his insane Inconvenient Lies.
10 Gore predictions that never happened .. at all
http://tinyurl.com/h2v2kzh
Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2016 05:49 PM (n6rAX)
Will we all have to wear scratchy tweed tunics in the summer?
Will Depends be outlawed like plastic soda thingies due to whales?
Will this impact corn crops? Windmills? Solar panels?
Will I give a rat's twerky behind as long as Oburka gets on Marine Won on January 20th with his ever-enlarging Mitchell and voodoo granny?
Will I ever recover from the past eight years?
Oh, and on topic: good for Mr. Trump! xoxo to the max
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 05:49 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: T at September 26, 2016 05:49 PM (IKdzI)
So, this guy got out?
Good for him.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 05:49 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:49 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: the Butcher at September 26, 2016 05:49 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (EdXI9)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
I disagree with the comparison and Schwarzneggar ran as a VERY moderate Republican that basically agreed with entire liberal agenda except for a few spending areas.
And even then, Arnie put a shit load of his own money into voter referendums to limit the state unions. he found out just how liberal the state really was and who owned it when they were soundly beaten
But regardless, can you really say you "believed" all of the other "severely" conservative Republicans that were running purely because they said so?
He's going to be a mixed bag but it's not much of a gamble to me.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (EwBAO)
Too bad I'm not a ballot-box-stuffing Democrat, because if I was I'd now vote for Trump SEVERAL TIMES.
Which makes me think of a BRILLIANT idea!
On election morning, Trump-supporters from all over the nation should (having long prepared for this ahead of time) put on their best bum/crackhead/wino attire, and drape themselves all over the gutters of Philadelphia's worst slums.
Then, when the DNC vans come to pick you up for multiple visits to multiple voting precincts, go in and for for Trump over and over and over!
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: rat a tat at at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (EdXI9)
Anthony Watts for Deputy Director EPA
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 05:41 PM (JO9+V)
Anthony Weiner for hillary's NSA director.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (GX63o)
Y'know, I always thought of Trump as a fucking clown. I still do, even though I'm totally on board with voting for him, after Cruz bit the dust. If he keeps pulling shit like this, I might just have to say fuckit, LEAVE THE CLOWN NOSE ON AND BREAK OUT THE FLOPPY SHOES.
BOZO/SCALP WEASEL 2016
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board
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So no change from today, then?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 05:47 PM (IqV8l)
Sorry about that. Reggie keeps pulling out at exactly the wrong moment.
Posted by: The JEF at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (GUBah)
The skipper brave and sure!
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (Sfs6o)
Why was a millionaire and a movie star on that crappy little boat taking a lousy three hour tour for anyway?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (JfUI4)
What color is he going to paint the Lincoln bedroom?
$100 bill green!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (Hb9w3)
I once worked for a private company a decade ago that had only 15 employees and even WE understood that principle. Hell, there were *procedures* to de-activate an employee's account when they terminated, and there was an actual reconciliation to ensure that "active accounts = active employees". This isn't rocket surgery.
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 05:52 PM (cPsPa)
Again, I applaud it - but I don't get the non sequiter attacks on #nevertrump (and variants) unless you're intent on alienating us to the point of no return (for this and all future elections).
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:52 PM (zWTYO)
Perhaps the free lunch? (Watch the opening credits again)
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 05:53 PM (ewSN2)
1. No crapping in the hallways
:::raises hand:::
Can this be phased in over time?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 05:53 PM (d9v6L)
Posted by: Hank at September 26, 2016 05:53 PM (U4Zuz)
Why was a millionaire and a movie star on that crappy little boat taking a lousy three hour tour for anyway?
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Other tours were booked up in advance, and their people dropped the ball on "an afternoon cruise?"
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (IqV8l)
Similar to the citizens of London praying every day at the same time during the Blitz!
This is important, Morons. Focus on her coughing, spewing, and the wonky eye! Let her feel all swaggery and confident for a few minutes, to get her roid rage going and DEMANDING votes and go full screeching...the go literally for the jugular area of turkey wattles with focus.
This is going to work, flying monkeys.
I want her coughing and spewing and hand all shaking with water glass a-sloshing. I want her bleating answers in a hoarse, pitiful and scratchy voice, that sets her off on another coughing jag and peeing in Depends.
The wonky eye won't have a chance at this point. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (Cx8BK)
I found your first paragraph had to understand.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (EnGQE)
$100 bill green!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 05:51 PM (Hb9w3)
He'll gilt the walls and mirror the ceiling, and it will be klassy and luxurious.
I don't care what he does, as long as he has Comey picking up trash on the side of the road, Hillary in an orange jumpsuit, and the rest of the scum in the Obama administration either under indictment or living in dumpsters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (1ZOkK)
well, there are movie stars and then there are movie stars. the stars in the hills are not the same as the stars in the valley.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (zWTYO)
Now that's funny. And will be very predictable. Going from "I want nothing to do with trump at all so I will loudly denounce him" to taking credit for anything that he does that's viewed as being conservative.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (z/Ubi)
OMG THE HUMANITY
HE'S GOING TO BRING BACK INCANDESCENT LIGHT BULBS
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (U0lQa)
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The kind environmentalists secretly use? Wait, this means we could get ..... TOILETS THAT ACTUALLY FLUSH.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (oGNNA)
Had=hard.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 05:55 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (IqV8l)
Secretary of Leprosy. Leppo Marx Johnson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 05:55 PM (9P3OG)
1. No crapping in the hallways
****
As you wish. The breakroom it is!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 05:55 PM (m3iiU)
Secretary of Agriculture Gary Johnson.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 05:54 PM (IqV8l)
Under Secretary for Herbs and Spices
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 05:55 PM (JO9+V)
In Breitbart Gravitas poll tied in Minn.
And Trump continues to reach his peak at the right time.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 05:55 PM (XGrlW)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 05:53 PM (d9v6L)
See I misread that as overtime, and was very, very confused...
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 05:55 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (zWTYO)
yeah sure. think where he would be if he had listened to them all along. endorsing jeb bush.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 05:55 PM (cPsPa)
Poor little Leo Di Crapio is going to make sad face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2016 05:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2016 05:56 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 05:56 PM (Om16U)
They misspelled "scientific theory"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)
It was a bit strange. That little shitty boat when both could/should have had their own.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 05:56 PM (QOrID)
"This is for PA. He means to win"
PA is no longer a must win for Trump. It is for Hillary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 05:45 PM (r1fLd)
He's sweeping the leg.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 26, 2016 05:56 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Guy with AGW fetish at September 26, 2016 05:56 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 05:57 PM (cPsPa)
Are you saying Trump is leading by 10 points in Iowa according to Reuters?
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 05:57 PM (EwBAO)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 26, 2016 05:57 PM (Oh6Hh)
If you think you're special and need an engraved invitation NOT to vote for Hillary then perhaps you're beyond anyone's reach.
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 05:57 PM (ewSN2)
It was a bit strange. That little shitty boat when both could/should have had their own.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Seeking 'local color'.
Posted by: Guy with AGW fetish at September 26, 2016 05:58 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Hallway Crapper at September 26, 2016 05:58 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: Guy with AGW fetish
I'm sick of Kiribati anyway. Fuck them and the goddamn Maldives.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 05:58 PM (jBuUi)
Translation: negotiating tactics suggest you get concessions by staking out a hard line, like #nevertrump, and work to the middle. It's silly to think Trump made this huge concession on his own, as if it's proof of Trump's conservative bona fides.
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:58 PM (zWTYO)
I don't get the non sequiter attacks on #nevertrump (and variants) unless you're intent on alienating us to the point of no return (for this and all future elections).
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:52 PM (zWTYO)
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So if it's Ted Cruz vs Kamala Harris in 2020 you won't vote.
Adios, muchacho.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 05:58 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 05:58 PM (QOrID)
Hahaha, I don't use that either.
Posted by: Hallway Crapper at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (NuElX)
where they're all happy and playing and walking around and suddenly they stop-
and get this sort of blank look on their face while crapping their diapers.
Sometimes they make little grunting noises while they'e doing it.
That's what I'd like Hillary! to do....be talking along on some policy bullshit then suddenly stop and go kinda blank while making little grunting noises-
so everyone of the millions watching know she is crapping her pants.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (0cMkb)
If you think you're special and need an engraved invitation NOT to vote for Hillary then perhaps you're beyond anyone's reach.
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2016 05:57 PM (ewSN2)
well, you know, realignment does not always mean you decide to go somewhere else, sometimes it means you get left behind.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (cPsPa)
And the #NeverTrump rehabilitation project just went into hyperdrive.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (1CroS)
Too bad I'm not a ballot-box-stuffing Democrat, because if I was I'd now vote for Trump SEVERAL TIMES.
Which makes me think of a BRILLIANT idea!
On election morning, Trump-supporters from all over the nation should (having long prepared for this ahead of time) put on their best bum/crackhead/wino attire, and drape themselves all over the gutters of Philadelphia's worst slums.
Then, when the DNC vans come to pick you up for multiple visits to multiple voting precincts, go in and for for Trump over and over and over!
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 05:50 PM (jBuUi)
I read a letter in the comments over at the Conservative Tree House which is a brilliant idea.
On election day everybody that voted Trump in the Election WEARS RED.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (XGrlW)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (tMJZb)
He's sweeping the leg.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable
Off to the Urban Dictionary...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (IqV8l)
First time, ever, the union endorsed a political candidate for anything.
Big effing deal, as Uncle Joe would say.
ICE and Border Patrol, my flying monkeys endorse the laws on the books for illegal immigration policy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (Cx8BK)
208 "Why was a millionaire and a movie star on that crappy little boat taking a lousy three hour tour for anyway? "
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Hmm. You've inspired me to hunt up the Gilligan's Island pilot, if there was one.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (tMJZb)
I think I just pulled something laughing.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:36 PM (zWTYO)
More like Mike Pence. And even Ted Cruz to an extent. Many Cruz supporters felt like I do and he now does. For the good of the nation, it's Trump now or lights out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (9P3OG)
Oh, to be young, stupid, and hoping a wicked witch will swoop in and pay off your student loans for gender studies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (XGrlW)
What about those of us in the Crips?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (d9v6L)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: That Black Scientist Ace always makes fun of. at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (aOqpx)
Posted by: m-zero-x
Why no, that doesn't sound childish at all...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: H-Roid at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (HgMAr)
Are you saying Trump is leading by 10 points in Iowa according to Reuters?
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 05:57 PM (EwBAO)
Yep 51-41.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (XGrlW)
Posted by: Over the Hillary at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (TJ8u+)
Because my girlfriend and her twin sister are living on the Yacht.
Posted by: Thurston Howell III at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (5GQXr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (9P3OG)
The obssessive self-referential hyper-sensitivity here (including the endless white knighting of former, failed nominees) among some is a thing to behold.
Things are bad. Real bad. Unlikely one election will change this all that much. But it might be a start. And given the catastrophic irresponsibility of the "opposition" in the last 8 disastrous years, the smart thing is to make the most of whatever opportunities come along.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (QDnY+)
Still havent confirmed Houston shooters ID
Shooter had a notebook in the car, notebook had a swastika on it
Bet the notebook has his manifesto
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:52 PM (zWTYO)
Elections are personal things for you? People have to be nice to you in order to secure your vote for some principles that you claim to have ... but won't do anything about if someone voting the same way you are thinking of voting your "principles" calls you a poopy-head?
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Leonardo Decraprio at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (dm03q)
And I just saw somewhere that she's doing another practice debate right now!
She's going to be exhausted, even with the crystal meth drip.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Sandra Bullock at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Trumpster at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM (XGrlW)
What about those of us in the Crips?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (d9v6L)
Big Tent on Election Day.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:03 PM (XGrlW)
The Hilz Harridan jokes are enough to keep me laughing. Love it!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:03 PM (Cx8BK)
I'm sick of Kiribati anyway. Fuck them and the goddamn Maldives.
Posted by: zombie
I tried Maldives on a baked potato once. Didn't like it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 06:03 PM (IqV8l)
Will this affect the value of my beach house?
Posted by: Leonardo Decraprio at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (dm03q)
Speaking of beach house, when you leave the country, can I have yours?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:03 PM (1ZOkK)
Are you saying Trump is leading by 10 points in Iowa according to Reuters?
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 05:57 PM (EwBAO)
Yep 51-41.
Posted by: Pepe,
I don't want to jinx it, but unless Trump exposes himself to America tonight, this is looking more and more like a possible blowout election.
And even then I wouldn't bet against Trump.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 06:03 PM (EwBAO)
Posted by: That Black Scientist Ace always makes fun of. at September 26, 2016 06:01 PM (aOqpx)
Neil D. Grass Hoover.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 06:03 PM (9P3OG)
Honest answer, do you think he started this race with the intention of winning? I certainly don't, and I would love to be a fly on the wall and be there the moment this changed. What happened? was it a casual aside? Was it a moment of grace or a flash of anger?
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 05:55 PM (JfUI4)
Plenty of Morons were pulling for her, back in the day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (d9v6L)
Posted by: Drider at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (6Xbsz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (1ZOkK)
>>Bet the notebook has his manifesto
It's a Vegitarian Cookbook.
'Mein Kraut'
Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (kcEGn)
.............
Obviously Ginger was his mistress and they were planning to dump Lovey overboard but their plans were thwarted by Gilligan's hilarious antics.
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (HgMAr)
The I will go stand in the line in the rain to vote for him even if he will already win SC by a huge margin.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 05:43 PM (mpXpK)
Perchance we can haz lead smelters again?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (SgUT6)
Seems like Trump might finally be listening to his right flank. You can thank #nevertrump for that..."
He has always stated that he plans to cut regulations and unleash American energy,so no.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: The Professor at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (ewSN2)
You can thank #nevertrump for that.
Posted by: m-zero-x
Ebell's Competitive Enterprise Institute is actually libertarian, rather than #NeverTrump pleather conservative:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Competitive_Enterprise_Institute
Thank -- Gary Johnson, I guess. Let him get pineapple on the pizza next time.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (kdS6q)
And I just saw somewhere that she's doing another practice debate right now!
She's going to be exhausted, even with the crystal meth drip.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 06:02 PM (9P3OG)
She is obviously forgetting lots of stuff.
If it was 2008 Hillary I'd be worried.
2016 Hillary not worried at all.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (XGrlW)
Hope they have. Or someone owes Nathan DeSai an apology.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Hillary's Depends at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (zu88C)
Oh, wow, her campaign is like a comedy series that writes itself.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (Cx8BK)
They are obviously kind of bi-curious and some are looking for excuses to pitch for the other team.
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 06:06 PM (QCc6B)
So nervous. So very, very nervous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Agreed. We've been let down before. BUT . . . I just saw that she's actually doing another practice debate like right now - 3 hours before the curtain goes up.
I smell stale Polident, soiled Depends and desperation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 06:06 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at September 26, 2016 06:06 PM (qJhUV)
Obviously Ginger was his mistress and they were planning to dump Lovey overboard but their plans were thwarted by Gilligan's hilarious antics.
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (HgMAr)
Okay I can buy that.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 06:06 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:06 PM (g6yUI)
This does not compute. At all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: zombie
Hey there, you American scum. Don't go starting trouble with Argentina. That's not who we are. If you knew anything about America you would know that Argentina is one of our strongest and oldest allies.
Any more cracks about the Maldives out of you and I'll have to sic my pets Comey and Koskinen on you ... just for starters.
Posted by: King Admiral Emperor Barky at September 26, 2016 06:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2016 06:07 PM (rwI+c)
They are obviously kind of bi-curious and some are looking for excuses to pitch for the other team.
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 06:06 PM (QCc6B)
More like catch for the other team.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 06:07 PM (kcEGn)
Are you saying Trump is leading by 10 points in Iowa according to Reuters?
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 05:57 PM (EwBAO)
Yep 51-41.
Posted by: Pepe,
I don't want to jinx it, but unless Trump exposes himself to America tonight, this is looking more and more like a possible blowout election.
And even then I wouldn't bet against Trump.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 06:03 PM (EwBAO)
If he jerks off on her then he might be a stalking horse.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:07 PM (XGrlW)
Honest answer, do you think he started this race with the intention of winning? I certainly don't, and I would love to be a fly on the wall and be there the moment this changed. What happened? was it a casual aside? Was it a moment of grace or a flash of anger?
Posted by: Max Power
I think he's always deeply wanted it, but he's been trying it for like the last 30 years and finally found an issue the Silent Majority had been yearning for with illegal immigration.
let's be honest though, a lot of the Republicans that ran knew it was a long shot bid foe themselves as well.
Some though handled it better than others. The fact that Jeb was so devastated shows how delusional that family had become
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 06:07 PM (EwBAO)
As we all know, there's something wrong with Hillary, and I don't mean her cirrhosis of the soul.
*wishing I had said that*
Back on topic, CAGW has been whittled down to Climate Change over the last 15 years, as The Sky Is Falling hasn't worked out too well prediction wise.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 06:08 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:08 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 06:08 PM (VdICR)
I don't get the non sequiter attacks on #nevertrump (and variants) unless you're intent on alienating us to the point of no return (for this and all future elections).
Posted by: m-zero-x
If you're already declared you're #NeverTrump, what's left to debate?
Never is never, right?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 06:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:08 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:08 PM (tMJZb)
Where have I missed ANY mainstream GOP or other important outfit's staking out some sane position on this absurd climate nonsense, such that Trump would have to make concessions to get them onboard? WTF?
Was sanity on this topic (which means radical change of course, by today's amazing standard) EVER a central pitch of ANY major candidate?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2016 06:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Joanne at September 26, 2016 06:08 PM (0s2g3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:06 PM (g6yUI)
More like 100% of what they've done since Dubya and certainly since 2010 and 2014.
They no longer interest me. I am looking ahead to a new era so long as Mr. Trump can stay uncorrupted. Firing Manafort and hiring Bannon was a very good step.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (9P3OG)
No, the man simply runs on common sense and logic. The Democrats and #Sourgrapers don't.
Posted by: Drider at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (6Xbsz)
I don't get the non sequiter attacks on #nevertrump (and variants)
unless you're intent on alienating us to the point of no return (for
this and all future elections).
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Pro tip: Need a hug? Dems are great at that.
If President Hillary Rodham Clinton does not get you off your ass then you are hopeless.
And pointless.
Posted by: Hillary's Depends at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:10 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: The Professor at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (ewSN2)
.............
and possibly foregone the invention of the coconut telephone? Heavens!
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 06:10 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (QCc6B)
Absolutely.
Trump had dipped his toe in the race in 2012 and saw what he could do with one little issue that the Vichy GOP dirtbags were scared to death to even address. This time, he figured that he had a big one and could take it all the way. No question. His business wasn't going to be helped by his run. He had to be serious about it from the start.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:10 PM (zc3Db)
It's funny. The Captain and Gilligan seemed to be working on that boat for like..............FIVE BLOODY YEARS......and never figure out how to patch that hole.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 06:10 PM (kcEGn)
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (JBggj)
final solution / jihad, tomayto / tomahto
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:10 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 06:10 PM (lKyWE)
Do you know how I know that you are gay?
Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 06:11 PM (5GQXr)
9 LE officers "engaged" him. Might explain the difficulty with the ID. Shooter and LE shot 70 rounds
Shooter had a tommy gun and a semi auto revolver plus 2000 rounds of ammo
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:11 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: The Professor at September 26, 2016 06:05 PM (ewSN2)
But... you told us... sniff... that you couldn't fix the boat...
and as the Skipper and his Little Buddy were Gay, and the Howells were married... that we both had to share you!
Posted by: Ginger and Mary Anne at September 26, 2016 06:11 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:11 PM (d9v6L)
My stomach is literally in knots. First time ever, even when Mitt ran against Jugears.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:11 PM (1ZOkK)
Exactly. This is an election in which it looks like I'll get to have my cake and eat it too. I get to vote FOR Trump and against both the Democrats and the Republicans at the top of the ticket. Trump is GOP but he isn't really GOP. The Party system is a corruption of democracy, but for a brief moment, the People might get a say in the state of affairs.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 26, 2016 06:11 PM (1CroS)
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WZ has a picture of the weigh in. Everybody is cheering Trump and ignoring Hilldog.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 06:12 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 06:12 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:12 PM (d9v6L)
Don't the Hindus use reverse swastikas as part of their religion? They have red ones painted EVERYWHERE in there houses.
I need to see photos.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:12 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (tMJZb)
Nah, you're misreading me. I'm wondering why folks like Ace are taking repeated cheap pot shots (in defense of a candidate he doesn't seem to like any more than I do) at his natural political allies. I don't expect commentators to get it. I've been just as disappointed (to put it politely) in leadership as the next guy.
My question to Ace and other reluctant Trumpers who think tribal bullying is now the way to go: would it work on YOU? Maybe it did, maybe it did...
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (zWTYO)
Off to the Urban Dictionary...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 05:59 PM
As they say at the hardwood salon, "Wax on, wax off."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (hSk36)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (0LQ4f)
We're expecting youuuuuuu!
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (a0IVu)
Ditto energy policy, regulation, the sanctity of O-care as presently constituted, and SCOTUS appointments.
Right?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (QDnY+)
My stomach is literally in knots. First time ever, even when Mitt ran against Jugears.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:11 PM (1ZOkK)
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You will be with us during Thunderdome, right Jane?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (jR7Wy)
shooter was a lawyer with the last name of DeSai. The cops found a car
load of weapons and Nazi paraphernalia.
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:09 PM (JBggj)
Gandhi is dandy, but Hitler is littler?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (o9m/V)
I guess the brain transplant is having mechanical issues. Probably due to all the electronic thingamajigs hooked up to her ectoskeleton and IV ports via wifi. Let's not forget her ear bud, either. She has so much electricity voltage she is dangerous to small children's bone marrow (on top of the pneumonia spew).
Her staff must be terrified. Love it. She is memorizing stuff and still may have a frozen moment and the "doctor" won't be able to rescue her. Unless! Maybe he is in audience with his little flashlight to bring her out of it.
She might come out of trance in wrong frequency, confuse Mr. Trump with Bill coming in after a fling, and throw things at him screaming "dick" or "puthy."
Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:11 PM (1ZOkK)
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Maybe you shouldn't watch the debate tonight, Jane. I'm worried about your blood pressure. There's nothing that's going to happen tonight that won't get re-hashed tomorrow. Wait for the leftovers.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (zu88C)
They just hit the big casino and needed a couple of hours away from things. When they arrived at the pier "Big Lunch" the tour cruiser was pulling away. Just down the way was Mary Ann with the skipper. Caught the millionaires eye she did.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (6qmBU)
If Trump can win Ohio, Florida, and North Carolina then all he needs is one of those Midwestern blue wall states to go Republican, or the Colorado/Nevada combo. I have seen some bizarre poll numbers out of Minnesota and Illinois in the last couple of days which may hint that the wall is cracking.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (tMJZb)
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Hugo Boss or a knockoff?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (hSk36)
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LOL
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (d9v6L)
Shooter had a tommy gun
Old school.
and a semi auto revolver
Revolvers can be semi-auto?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (g6yUI)
Mateba auto-revolver is the only one I'm aware of.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2016 06:15 PM (/O5Ax)
Speaking of springy lumber, Trump is probably going to win.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 26, 2016 06:15 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:15 PM (cPsPa)
>>>remember when Trump was only running so he could throw the race to Hillary, or to start up a television channel? Ah, those were the days
Honest answer, do you think he started this race with the intention of winning? I certainly don't, and I would love to be a fly on the wall and be there the moment this changed. What happened? was it a casual aside? Was it a moment of grace or a flash of anger?
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (QCc6B)
What gives you the impression that he didn't intend to win? Was it the knee-capping of Jeb! out of the gate? The no-holds-barred attacks on Rubio and Cruz?
I have never seen any politician in my lifetime act more like they want to win than Trump.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (g6yUI)
Webley-Fosberry. And there was an italian auto revolver, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (a0IVu)
Maybe its just the group I work with. I'm a silent skeptic in a sea of AGW folks who believe they are serious scientists and know it to be true.
Posted by: Palerider at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (zu88C)
"True conservatism consists of making soft, timid noises and then going along with the leftist-mediated narrative."
But of course he is a fine, upstanding Republican who would ever consider mocking his betters.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: George Will, Mr. Know-it-all at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (jR7Wy)
I won't be watching, I'll be huddled in my husband's office reading here.
He plans to watch. But then, nothing bothers him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: m-zero-x
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If this was a few weeks after the primary when feeling were still raw, maybe, but if you're still in the "maybe a Hillary win would be good for Conservatism!" I'd be just fine having a President Trump without your tribe.
Might get a lot more shit done.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (EwBAO)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (zu88C)
:::limbos:::
LET IT FLOW, it flows back to YOUUUUUUU
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (d9v6L)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:15 PM (cPsPa)
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That was a great song.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (dFi94)
A South Asian using a Thompson and wearing an authentic German unit got into a shootout with the poh-lice?
In TX? Must be FL.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (o9m/V)
Cool. I didn't know of a semi-auto revolver other than the Mateba.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: mugiwara at September 26, 2016 06:18 PM (VfYeS)
Jane, are you gonna watch? I normally just lurk here, as I don't have the stomach for debates, but I might listen on the radio this time...
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 06:18 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:18 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:10 PM
Not to mention the much, much larger loss to both Morons and mankind of the invention of Mary Ann's coconut bikini top.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2016 06:18 PM (hSk36)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:18 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (zu88C)
funny how many mixed marriages, moron / non-moron, political junkie, normal person, there are.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:18 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (tMJZb)
Indiana Jones Cosplay event?
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)
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Yet the Professor could make an atomic reactor out of a coconut and a banana skin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable
No dancing,
AND NO CAPES!!
Posted by: Edna Mode at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (d9v6L)
Posted by: Sockman Johnny at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (3GFMN)
A South Asian using a Thompson and wearing an authentic German unit got into a shootout with the poh-lice?
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Never watch anime after taking LSD
Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (tMJZb)
Serious Nazis didn't wear khaki. Hermann Goering probably wore khaki.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (8ZskC)
Ace was pointing out that "alas" #nevertrump was having an effect. He didn't do this to win support on his left flank, and he has the party apparatus already supporting him. Right flank is all that's left. Seems like a modest deduction but I could be wrong..
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (zWTYO)
Either that or use a potato as a voodoo thing. Draw Hilz with the hairy mole by her mouth and insert pins where neck would be. Also draw left eye as wonky. Thanks, darlin. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (Cx8BK)
What is Barak doing with a chip bowl on his head?
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (tMJZb)
Sure it wasn't a reproduction?I had somebody steal my credit card and they tried to charge $700 at the "History Bunker" of London, specializing in the finest stage reproductions of military uniforms...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: SarahW at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (zu88C)
funny how many mixed marriages, moron / non-moron, political junkie, normal person, there are.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:18 PM (cPsPa)
Gay/straight...
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (HgMAr)
He plans to watch. But then, nothing bothers him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (1ZOkK)
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Since when has not reading or listening to content prevented anyone on this blog from commenting? In fact it just increases the drag coefficient!
Come on, we can sip gin and tonics together.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (jR7Wy)
imagine his departing speech.
Isn't it tradition that they ride in the limo together to the inaugral.
To be a fly on the limo wall.
????????????
Did you see what Obama did to that fly in the TV interview?
Posted by: Speller at September 26, 2016 06:20 PM (EZW3b)
Revolvers can be semi-auto?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:13 PM (g6yUI)
LOL.
Double action. ... Best I could come up with.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:20 PM (zc3Db)
I must have missed that episode. How big were the coconuts?
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:20 PM (8ZskC)
I just wear blue a lot.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM (d9v6L)
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"Maybe this is why you can't score with Winona. She has an aversion to men in blue."
--a Sean Penn character
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:20 PM (oGNNA)
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Yet the Professor could make an atomic reactor out of a coconut and a banana skin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (Nwg0u)
well, if you were stuck on an island with Ginger and Mary Ann wouldn't you want to score with at least one of them before you got off the island?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:20 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 06:20 PM (NuElX)
There was always something sort of ...sleazy about the Love Boat. Like there was a big Swingers Party going on but you never quite saw it.
Like if you took a wrong turn on the Lido Deck you just might stumble into the middle of a Greek Orgy...
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:21 PM (zu88C)
Sweet Jane...I understand the not watching. But please join me with the
feverish thought of Hilz coughing and spewing for part of the 90
minutes. You can do this for an old infidel, right? It still works even
if you are focused on a great book, part of your mind can be on this.
Either that or use a potato as a voodoo thing. Draw Hilz with the
hairy mole by her mouth and insert pins where neck would be. Also draw
left eye as wonky. Thanks, darlin. xoxo
Count me in on the Thought Vibes sending Hillary into the worst coughing fit in her life.
I'll be here with the Horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 06:21 PM (NUSNQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (tMJZb)
it was on sale.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:21 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 06:21 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (8ZskC)
serious nazis only wore wool and leather.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (cPsPa)
http://tinyurl.com/jslkc6y
Posted by: Joanne at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (0s2g3)
yeah, the fact that nobody Blue Lagooned Mary Anne is a lot stranger than a hole in the boat they couldn't fix.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (8ZskC)
Trump is back down (3 points) at Nate Silver's Nowcast.
Absolutely no point in looking at polls.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (oGNNA)
Nah.
The Greek Orgy is on the Poop Deck.
Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
Yes. The Wop-9. Jams every time.
(semi-movie line quote)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: McGuyver at September 26, 2016 06:23 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:19 PM (HgMAr)
But in the NEW series.... everyone is either Trans or Gay! or... something...
Heteros need not apply...
Posted by: Hollyweird Pitchman at September 26, 2016 06:23 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:23 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 06:20 PM (cPsPa)
............
It wasn't rape rape.
Posted by: the professor at September 26, 2016 06:23 PM (HgMAr)
Now he's finally doing something I like so I'm applauding it. But Ace (and trumpkins here) aren't helping his cause by taking pot shots.
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:24 PM (zWTYO)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (oiNtH)
Wouldn't that make it the Libido Deck?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (T/cxb)
I assume he is worried that one of the women in his sordid past just might show up!
I think Diamond and Silk may be there. They want to sit next to that Cuban twit (I had no idea who he was, by the way. Just like that revolting Durham thang...and, thanks again, Ace, for my knowledge of her and the gravel sister). Harf. Clears mind with thought of Hilz coughing and falling off podium tonight...
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:24 PM (zWTYO
This is all fine and good but it doesn't necessarily mean you're not still a ponce.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: weft cut-punchline at September 26, 2016 06:26 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:26 PM (1ZOkK)
OK really gotta go for a bit, but could someone explain to me how Trump was forced to adopt a sane, minimally intelligent policy on immigration and rule of law? I mean, surely this was something another GOP candidate had pioneered and Trump has been forced to adopt?
Ditto energy policy, regulation, the sanctity of O-care as presently constituted, and SCOTUS appointments.
Right?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2016 06:14 PM (QDnY+)
#ReallyNeverTrump got to him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:26 PM (GX63o)
You know?
After 8 months of of trumpbots, trumpiods, trumpkins,trumpists,trumphumpers,trumpsuckers and trumpians ?
It is almost incalculable how tiny the fuck is that I give for your feelings.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:21 PM (zu88C)
Heh. Libido deck.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 26, 2016 06:26 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM
That phrase is better in the original Klingon.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (hSk36)
I just don't see how this does not end with figurative much less literal blood.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (6N+OU)
They've probably got her exquisitely, locally doped up with curare to paralyze the coughing reflex. She'll get whisked away at 90, though, before it spreads to her breathing reflex.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
Ponce is such a fine word....
The Brits know how to insult better than we do.
But we kicked their asses in the Revolutionary War, and saved their asses in WWI and WWII, so we still win.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:28 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:28 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:24 PM (zWTYO
This is all fine and good but it doesn't necessarily mean you're not still a ponce.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
The very fact is he calling people Trumpkins... says all we need to know about him trying to 'bring the party together'....
Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 06:28 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid
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Doc treating STDs all day and spreading them all night...
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (JfUI4)
Wouldn't that be "newly-fallen" snow? Driven snow gets pretty filthy, what with all the tires, road grime and salt.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:29 PM (0mRoj)
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Gilligan, stealth genius.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 06:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:29 PM (JBggj)
Cool then that means we don't need to worry about climate change, right?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 26, 2016 06:29 PM (4ErVI)
hairy mole by her mouth and insert pins where neck would be. Also draw
left eye as wonky. Thanks, darlin. xoxo
............
the potato already has a few cocky-wampus eyes I'm sure. Just use them
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 26, 2016 06:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:30 PM (Cx8BK)
applauding it. But Ace (and trumpkins here) aren't helping his cause by
taking pot shots.
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:24 PM (zWTYO)
those holdouts ain't conservatives, just cry babies who want attention on blogs
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 06:30 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting
My year-long dream is coming true:
"The Federal 'You're Fired Act' of 2017"
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:30 PM (zu88C)
Before they ever left the mainland dock and during the storm. By the time they reached the island, he was dorking the boat hull in its squeakhole and the chimps in their coconuts.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 26, 2016 06:30 PM (1CroS)
This should really give Obama and DiCaprio something to talk about next week. Can't wait for Trump's tweety editorializing on that.
http://tinyurl.com/jslkc6y
Posted by: Joanne at September 26, 2016 06:22 PM (0s2g3)
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Wouldn't it be cool if his celebrity creds take a dive on Trump's inauguration? No legacy, no power, no future, no persuasiveness, just a bitter has-been trying to stay relevant. I'd follow his press and go work for his stupid organization (whatever it will be) just to see it.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (oGNNA)
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Gilligan, stealth genius.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 06:29 PM (Nwg0u)
But... the science was settled! 100% of scientists asked said it should work!
He is a DENIER!
Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:24 PM (zWTYO)
LOL. There are no conservatives in the #NeverTrump crowd. Those douchebags are all to the left of Trump and consist, mainly, of Vichy GOP turds who want to do favors for Barky and the left and be invited to their "cool" parties. The only other group of #NeverTrumpers are the globalist dipshits who want to parcel out America and American wealth to the world and have us all reigned over by some low IQ third worlder in the UN (although, we've already got that reign by a low-IQ third worlder taken care of and they are happy to play with him and give him extra-Constitutional powers, even though he just takes whatever he wants, anyway).
Yeah .... nevertrumpers on the right of Trump. ... ROFLMAO.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (zc3Db)
And continue scoring! Amazing how many rescue efforts I botched, isn't it?
Posted by: Gilligan at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (09Ay7)
429 they tried to patch the hole with glue the professor invented by Gilligan found out it was only good for short term saving them from a possible sinking.
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Gilligan, stealth genius.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 06:29 PM (Nwg0u)
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Didn't they make some other really good glue in a later episode which Gilligan used to patch the underwater phone cable?
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:04 PM
That phrase is better in the original Klingon.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe
****
Klingons have pudding cups? That Bill Cosby really got around.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (0x/TW)
That would be pretty epic, too.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (Cx8BK)
Started out in the NY tri state area, which cut away to a lesser known show. As soon as he found out and began talking about his show nation wide cut to a previously recorded show
We are going full Totalitarian. Can't wait for the Internet to go to ICANN.
Would love to hear the #NeverTrumpers take on this insanity.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (XGrlW)
I bet the Skipper would be a mean drunk.
Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (JfUI4)
At approx 9:15 the voodoo curse of coughing begins and continues until other signs and symptoms show up.
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Quoted for relevance!
(Maybe if ace were to do a post....)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (a0IVu)
***
We'll admire them tomorrow after I come out of the basement and sober up.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (09Ay7)
https://theconservativetreehouse.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (EnGQE)
JUST A BROWN-EYED GIRL
LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
GOING ANYWHERE
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (d9v6L)
And continue scoring! Amazing how many rescue efforts I botched, isn't it?
Posted by: Gilligan
****
I would have killed and eaten you after you messed up the first one, but I'm liberal like that.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:33 PM (0x/TW)
THERE WAS A SCOTT
(memory... going to hell)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:33 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 06:33 PM (iFgwk)
Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2016 06:33 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (0x/TW)
The use the skulls of vanquished enemies.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 06:33 PM (P/kVC)
You are so funny. :^) Maybe you and Jane D'oh could hide in her husband's office and have a drink together.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:20 PM
Large enough to hold all the limes of a young man's dreams.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (hSk36)
Good for you I guess.
This is all fine and good but it doesn't necessarily mean you're not still a ponce.Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
The "necessarily" is what makes it funny.
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (zWTYO)
Does the Horde have any requests for discussion topics?
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:35 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (JfUI4)
.............
Skipper: too fat
Gilligan: too stupid
Professor: too busy and gay
Thurston: too old
Lovey: too old
Ginger:......hmmmmmm maybe she got lucky
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:35 PM (HgMAr)
Five years on the island and the skipper never lost a pound.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 06:35 PM (lKyWE)
Yo, I think I also heard Bill won't be at the debate tonight. What the HELL is with that?
After the debate, the family always rushes the stage to embrace the candidate and claim victory. Hill's gonna stand there and I guess Chelsea rushes up with a baby in her arms?
Oh well, we'll see. I'll have it playing on mute.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:35 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (6EH85)
He was on Guadalcanal.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 26, 2016 06:35 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:36 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 06:36 PM (c6/9Q)
Started out in the NY tri state area, which cut away to a lesser
known show. As soon as he found out and began talking about his show
nation wide cut to a previously recorded show
We are going full Totalitarian. Can't wait for the Internet to go to ICANN.
Would love to hear the #NeverTrumpers take on this insanity.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (XGrlW)
Savage, in his grief, committed suicide by shooting himself four times in the back and head with a break action shotgun.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 06:36 PM (P/kVC)
Thanks-
Posted by: Yan Yanson from Wi. at September 26, 2016 06:36 PM (fO+6C)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (09Ay7)
You are so funny. :^) Maybe you and Jane D'oh could hide in her husband's office and have a drink together.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (EnGQE)
I wasn't going to drink, but I may have to. Dagny, are you in the Arlington area? We have family and friends there. Spent an "interesting" evening in the home of friends with various members of the Clinton administration.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (1ZOkK)
461 is it me or does Tim Kaine sort of look like the Skipper?
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Maybe the Skipper's gay brother.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (EnGQE)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
...
Pleased to me you, can you guess my name?
Posted by: G.S.... collecting my neighbors jewelry at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (6qmBU)
candidate and claim victory. Hill's gonna stand there and I guess
Chelsea rushes up with a baby in her arms?
Oh well, we'll see. I'll have it playing on mute.
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Chelsea will need at least one arm free to unzip the oxygen tent.
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Caliban at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (d9v6L)
361
Webley-Fosberry. And there was an italian auto revolver, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 06:16 PM (o9m/V)
Cool. I didn't know of a semi-auto revolver other than the Mateba.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:17 PM (0mRoj)
The Web-Fos was also the gun that Brigid O'Shaughnessy used to whack out Miles Archer in The Maltese Falcon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (oGNNA)
Started out in the NY tri state area, which cut away to a lesser
known show. As soon as he found out and began talking about his show
nation wide cut to a previously recorded show
We are going full Totalitarian. Can't wait for the Internet to go to ICANN.
Would love to hear the #NeverTrumpers take on this insanity.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 06:32 PM (XGrlW)
Savage, in his grief, committed suicide by shooting himself four times in the back and head with a break action shotgun.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2016 06:36 PM (P/kVC)
Plausible.
Posted by: Mythbusters at September 26, 2016 06:38 PM (XGrlW)
Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2016 06:33 PM (/O5Ax)
Maybe one day I will have the opportunity to hire either a hard-working kid without a college degree, or one of these pampered pooftas with no balls, no backbone and when I am done, no job.
But I will endeavor to make one cry before I toss him out of my office.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2016 06:38 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:38 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 26, 2016 06:38 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Caliban at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (3GFMN)
Yes, you should be drinking vodka
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 06:38 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (oGNNA)
NEVER use google!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 06:38 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:52 PM (zWTYO)
Adios cocksuckers.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 26, 2016 06:38 PM (3sJ/S)
Savannah Guthreys dress is too short, its a glass topped table, and she doesn't have her legs together
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (tMJZb)
OOOOOH
My pneumona has a first name
It's H-I-L-R-Y
My pneumonia has a second name
It's C-L-N-T-N
Oh she coughs and wheezes every day
And if you ask me why I'll say.
" Cause Granny Clinton has to pay
for lying to the USA."
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (0x/TW)
The use the skulls of vanquished enemies.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
****
Hardcore pudding cups...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (+aCe4)
Ebell is a longtime denier who played a key role persuading George W. Bush to drop his campaign pledge to regulate CO2 emissions in 2001.
Bad Zoot!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
*****
Double splooj!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent
Congratz, you came first and third in the jack-off contest. I was second and fourth.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 26, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
Ponce is such a fine word....
The Brits know how to insult better than we do.
But we kicked their asses in the Revolutionary War, and saved their asses in WWI and WWII, so we still win.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2016 06:27 PM (Zu3d9)
I check out videos on the WhatCulture Channel. They seem to be all British. In this video on 10 Fantastic Board Games you need to play, they use the insult "Copper Bottomed Cock Helmet."
https://youtu.be/MRSfH0JulF4
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (z/Ubi)
Seance.
...or Ouija Board.
Buzzion should reply in no time.
Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (5GQXr)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (dEQP3)
The debate, live realtime commentary, if Your Highness pleases.
Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Skip
That was also the theme of an Odd Couple episode. Felix invested Oscar's gambling money in a dentist who had invented a glue out of barnacles (what caused them to stick to ships' hulls).
Problem is the glue only worked temporarily. When the time came for them to do a demo, things that were glued together started coming apart.
The reason this problem was undetected was because it only lost its grip when it was dry, and the dentist used it to fix people's teeth, so it usually remained wet.
When the demo went bad, Oscar's mouth went dry and his tooth fell out.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 06:40 PM (iFgwk)
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I do not know the answer to your question. What I do know is that you sound suspiciously Skandi. So even if I knew the answer, I would not tell you.
Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 26, 2016 06:40 PM (dFi94)
474
How do you search this site for past comments and posts?
Thanks-
Posted by: Yan Yanson from Wi. at September 26, 2016 06:36 PM (fO+6C)
You have to have the Titanium Level AoSHQ Membership for that functionality.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2016 06:40 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 06:40 PM (hd6Ic)
Fine. Lets assume its a reproduction. So what. Still very telling is it not
++++
THEM ALT RIGHT NAZIS ARE WORSE THAN BLM
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 06:40 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: SH at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: weew
****
Giligan would be his woman.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:37 PM (1ZOkK)
*****Next door in Alexandria, less crime, lower taxes and far more dysfunctional city services. It's the Mayberry of the DC metro. I bet that was interesting. I've lived here forever and have met and/or partied with quite the selection of random pol cretins.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (09Ay7)
I'd like to use a lifeline, Lester.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016: Brain Damaged? Yes, But Not Too Brain Damaged To Still Be A Scheming, Lying Witch at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (JBggj)
Does the Horde have any requests for discussion topics?
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (dEQP3)
Duh.
Strippers
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (XoldI)
Sadly, I do not watch debates because I cannot watch people embarrass themselves and that's all the debates are.
I will, however, be watching everyone on Gab's reaction to it so I should know if Hillary falls off her podium or Trump calls her a lying cunt to her face so that will be fun.
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (7qAYi)
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Mayberry, DC. I like it!
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 06:39 PM (z/Ubi)
English at its finest.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM
The psycho-neurological effects of seeing arachnids crawling upon you while temporarily paralyzed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (hSk36)
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (HgMAr)
dive on Trump's inauguration? No legacy, no power, no future, no
persuasiveness, just a bitter has-been trying to stay relevant. I'd
follow his press and go work for his stupid organization (whatever it
will be) just to see it.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM (oGNNA)
Obama, the big fat cum stain on America's blue dress.
Posted by: Joanne at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (0s2g3)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (/tuJf)
You can thank #nevertrump for that.
Posted by: m-zero-x
Ebell's Competitive Enterprise Institute is actually libertarian, rather than #NeverTrump pleather conservative:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Competitive_Enterprise_Institute
Thank -- Gary Johnson, I guess. Let him get pineapple on the pizza next time.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Sorry Gary, the pineapple's for winners.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (iWW0H)
354 I would imagine Hillary is under a lot of pressure and since i don't think she prays, says Bible verses or practices meditation I'm not sure where her help with that comes from except from drugs.
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Maybe yoga, or playing with her grandkids. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
But srsly, it's clear all she can do is prep, cram, and medicate. There's no long or deep view she can take. She's chasing her goal like the greyhound after the fake rabbit.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (dEQP3)
Lingerie, but it must be modeled during the discussion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (Zu3d9)
far more dysfunctional city services. It's the Mayberry of the DC
metro. I bet that was interesting. I've lived here forever and have met
and/or partied with quite the selection of random pol cretins.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (09Ay7)
Husband has a cousin in Alexandria who worked for Bush.
Yeah, the dinner with the Clintonistas was quite entertaining. Gore had just lost to Bush, and one of the guests was one of his chief advisors.
To mine and my husband's credit, we didn't smirk or snark once.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:43 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:00 PM (tMJZb)
He clearly had nothing to do with Nazism.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (sdi6R)
Hey Mortimer, you can try to get me banned but I've been pretty respectful, so good luck with that. If you want to take savage offense at my use of the term "trumpkin" and assume the label applies to you, so be it, but I'm not in the habit of being intimidated by random internet people.
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (zWTYO)
Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 06:44 PM (DaWRV)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (hd6Ic)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (Nwg0u)
kid is coughing and sneezing but otherwise ok
we have to take him to a kiddie concert in Pennsylvania tomorrow. he's been very excited so we can't not go.
yeah
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM
The psycho-neurological effects of seeing arachnids crawling upon you while temporarily paralyzed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (hSk36)
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Quite the death wish you have there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM
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The Sanford and Son theme song did not have lyrics - discriminatory?
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (Sfs6o)
Duh.
Strippers
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2016 06:41 PM (z/Ubi)
I so got text yelled at by BC because he claimed I had not previously told him about when I got felt up by the stripped WHICH I TOTALLY HAD TOLD HIM BEFORE it's not my fault he doesn't remember things.
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:45 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:46 PM (tMJZb)
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Mayberry, DC. I like it!
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:42 PM (Sfs6o)
I told the new mayor I called it that, and she said, "OMG so do I!!!" Nothing works as it should, but if you get the right person, they're so "Oh, honey, we'll get that for you. or come on down and we'll set you up." Totally disorganized and trying to run the city like it was 1922.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 06:46 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 06:46 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2016 06:46 PM (XoldI)
.............
Head over heels
Where should I go
Can't stop myself
Shit's gonna blow
Head over heels
No time to think
Looks like my eyes are out of sync
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 06:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 06:47 PM (tMJZb)
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at September 26, 2016 06:47 PM (0LQ4f)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 26, 2016 06:31 PM
Filled with Gagh and Tribble "oysters".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2016 06:48 PM (hSk36)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:48 PM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 06:49 PM (JfUI4)
Does the Horde have any requests for discussion topics?
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (dEQP3)
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Do sex dungeons have a place in the Benedict Option?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 06:51 PM (jR7Wy)
*takes notes*
Go on . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:34 PM (dEQP3)
Anime. You know, the kind Trump supporters purportedly masturbate to.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (0mRoj)
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I was thinking about you the other morning, dagny. Driving to work in Fairfax I saw a whole string of Connelly yard signs and not a single Hillary! sign.
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 06:55 PM (Sfs6o)
Some girls just expect to be begged.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:57 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (3hIZX)
*takes notes*
Go on . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - the taunting always with the taunting at September 26, 2016 06:54 PM (dEQP3)
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Just asking. I mean if we're hunkering down during the Great Unraveling, I want to have the complete Western Canon (to include Star Trek in its many iterations) and stuff, sure, but a little Ann Rice action to keep it medieval....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 26, 2016 06:58 PM (jR7Wy)
DUDE just grab a beer and go in lurker mode like me, these cats are pretty funny regardless of which side you are on. Get ready for an epic night of debate discussion.
Just kick back and chill, broseph.
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 06:59 PM (QCc6B)
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'Purportedly' is a highly under celebrated word.
Posted by: Weasel at September 26, 2016 07:00 PM (Sfs6o)
Got here late. Read to @260 then hit refresh. Read down to 457?
Are you freaking kidding me?
At this rate I'll never be able to catch up and set hi to Christy. Sure I missed my old timer Shibooms!! all together.
Heck with it. I'm hitting post and backing up 50 from the bottom. No more.
Btw, how you all haldled that zero character, sniff, that was lovely.
Posted by: teej at September 26, 2016 07:06 PM (qjzL4)
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I think it's the fact that he realized that he was going to win the Republican nomination.
When the field was crowded, he was just one more guy out of over a dozen. But then he got momentum, things started to build up, and next thing he knew he was the nominee-to-be for the Republican party. I suspect that's the point where he sat down and realized that he was going to have to start taking this thing seriously.
Posted by: junior at September 26, 2016 07:06 PM (MSpR+)
I hear that - I'm out.
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 07:07 PM (zWTYO)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 26, 2016 07:29 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 07:34 PM (zu88C)
Pleased to me you, can you guess my name?
-
Ahhhhhh, Soros?<<<
My little Georgie? No, she's my personal pigeon.
Posted by: Great Satan at September 26, 2016 07:35 PM (6qmBU)
Posted by: DrDeano at September 26, 2016 07:44 PM (cP8Yw)
If Trump is elected and the Republicans do lose the Senate and a bunch of House seats, so what. They didnt do anything with the majorities we gave them.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 26, 2016 08:43 PM (f/tWz)
Tl;DR version: "Hey hey, ho ho, Minnesota winters have got to go!"
Posted by: Darth Cobalt Shiva, Sith Lord at September 26, 2016 08:44 PM (iLR0P)
Ok great! Found it on iTunes. Pretty cheap. 75$! Just waiting on the delivery email.
Posted by: yan yanston at September 26, 2016 08:53 PM (fO+6C)
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