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538: Trump Now Is Favored to Win This Election Over Hillary
From zombie, who says "the entire left just sharted."
Nate Silver's site now says Trump is 54.5% likely to win, and Hillary is just is at just 45.5%. Oddly, those two figures sum to 100% -- yet I was told this was not a "Binary" election!!! I don't understand. Update: Another poll came out, the Monmouth Poll, showing Hillary ahead 46-42, which might be why Nate Silver has now adjusted Trump's odds downwards to 50.9%.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: weew at September 26, 2016 01:49 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 01:49 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 26, 2016 01:50 PM (X+nFp)
They are going to absolutely lose their shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (E1NNj)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (34w2E)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Oxford English Dictionary, Yo at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: moon over vermont at September 26, 2016 01:52 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 01:52 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 01:52 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 01:52 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Barry Obama, personally insulted at September 26, 2016 01:53 PM (jkkMG)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl
No, there are 11 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those like us who keep making this hilarious joke!
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 01:53 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: THIS JUST IN!!!! at September 26, 2016 01:53 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2016 01:53 PM (FcoEk)
Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at September 26, 2016 01:53 PM (L3vVL)
This is a carbon election:
Jill Stein deplores carbon.
Gary Johnson emits carbon.
Donald Trump is a carbon-based life-form.
Hillary Clinton sequesters carbon.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 01:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: TexasJew at September 26, 2016 01:53 PM (F8kJT)
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 01:53 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at September 26, 2016 01:54 PM (E1NNj)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 01:54 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
No, but our Guam certainly will.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 01:54 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 01:54 PM (WlGX+)
I do not know what to think until Luntz's Dunces come through with their penetrating, mouth drooling analysis this evening.
Sorry, fellers, that's just the way I roll...
Heh!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2016 01:55 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: ArthurK at September 26, 2016 01:55 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 26, 2016 01:55 PM (AfbS9)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 26, 2016 01:55 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 26, 2016 01:55 PM (dGW8H)
Posted by: AstroBevo at September 26, 2016 01:55 PM (DZF+K)
Evan McMullin is gonna do a live YouTube feed tonight where he answers Lester Holt's questions like he was actually there!
No word if Bill Kristol will be watching.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 01:56 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 01:56 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at September 26, 2016 01:56 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 01:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2016 01:57 PM (iONHu)
*fingers, arms, and legs crossed!!*
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 01:57 PM (NOIQH)
And I'm glad they did!
Posted by: zombie
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I was really expecting an Al Roker sock on that comment.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:57 PM (SmF1m)
Posted by: spongeworthy at September 26, 2016 01:57 PM (mrfTe)
Then it is exactly like Fantasy Football but with politics.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 01:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (cPsPa)
1. Trump will use some hyperbole.
2. Hillary will call him a liar for it.
3. Media will spend next four days explaining how Trump is a liar and how awesome Hillary is for calling him out.
4. Bonus if Trump tries to defend himself, as the media gets to call him a bully too.
Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (FcoEk)
Posted by: runner at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: thrill at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (n7Lib)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (s+qMR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Cigar Smokers for Clinton at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 01:59 PM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: Revenant at September 26, 2016 01:59 PM (3DSAh)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 01:59 PM (iFgwk)
I understand just a little, no comprenda its a riddle!
Posted by: Wall of Vodoo at September 26, 2016 01:59 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 01:59 PM (cPsPa)
You go to war with the army you have.
In the end, this is not even remotely a difficult choice.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 26, 2016 01:59 PM (B+qrE)
I'm going to have a Saturday dinner with a group of old college friends four days after the election is over. Half of them will be in sackcloth and ashes, rending their garments, and their women will be wailing lamentations.
Thing is, I can't figure out which half will be crying. it will be an amusing evening no matter who wins.
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at September 26, 2016 02:00 PM (Sda6L)
If you thought the "The West Wing" cast's 'let's get the fake administration band back together!' tour was pathetic, watch what happens next.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 02:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: darii at September 26, 2016 02:00 PM (RdrW8)
What about Gary Johnson? Will he try to talk with his tongue out again? Because that was ... entertaining the first time he did it.
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 02:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: thrill at September 26, 2016 01:58 PM (n7Lib)
you are assuming facts not in evidence
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:00 PM (cPsPa)
Who?
Posted by: Everyone in America at September 26, 2016 02:00 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 26, 2016 02:00 PM (dnWSK)
Well it is binary because no 3rd party has any chance whatsoever. O electoral votes for 3rd parties since... I don't really want to look it up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 02:01 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 02:01 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: guy who confuses Christmas and Halloween at September 26, 2016 02:01 PM (3Liv/)
After all who am I to stand in the way of the party and yeah I was a bit miffed as Ted was so than God he endorsed Trump.
It lessens the blow for me to vote Trump. I have a clear mind now.
Posted by: Drider at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (bdzyz)
No way will I let raw propaganda touch my retinas and eardrums. I choose my filters carefully.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Circa
I'm sure it's on a 7 second delay. If she goes down, they'll go to 'breaking news' and then have the round table post-debate clowns praise her performance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (RD7QR)
Think the Scott Adams switch was indicative of that.
He wasn't NeverTrump, but honest about what was in it for him to be voting Hillary. And he's sure enough that Hillary's policies and message are bad enough to now publicly switch to voting Trump. Who will follow after Cruz and Adams?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (NOIQH)
1968. George Wallace.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (B+qrE)
Their flop sweat could drown the East Coast.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: J. Comey at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (fA75F)
We are getting back together to save you, Hillary!
Posted by: The Cast of Punky Brewster at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (/HC6x)
BREAKING:
Hillary Clinton's campaign has unveiled their new theme song for the home stretch this election season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qc_TxBTKlE
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: MSM at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (ODxAs)
Who is Evan McMuffinTop's putative running mate?
I'm guessing Poppin' Fresh from Tepid Air.
Baked Goods for Preznint 2016!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (BK3ZS)
Well it is binary because no 3rd party has any chance whatsoever. O electoral votes for 3rd parties since... I don't really want to look it up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Ross Perot in '92, presumably.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (kdS6q)
Haha, they're entering the Long Game phase at Daily Kos:
"Progress has never been an uninterrupted move forward."
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (oGNNA)
I still vote for Trump because:
- Congress will stop Trump from doing evil.
- Congress will analingus Hillary to do evil, with the entire federal bureaucracy and media cheering her on.
Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2016 02:04 PM (FcoEk)
PA is no longer a must win for Trump. It is for Hillary.
MI too.
I've got a four hour Schadenboner.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 02:04 PM (r1fLd)
Granted, if you add all the states in red up, you get 266 (I think) which is really close, but not a win, so I'm not sure why he has Trump over the 50 mark now. I would have guessed mid- to high 40s.
Posted by: T at September 26, 2016 02:04 PM (IKdzI)
Best filter in the world?
Shut the TV off, and let the Horde inform you in the comment section.
That's my plan, anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:04 PM (J+eG2)
And eat like three bowls of Ramen.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 02:04 PM (l2Jd8)
san diego to houston goes through fort marcy park.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:05 PM (cPsPa)
Only if he wins. If he loses by this much >
Then yes. Your a full fledged Hillary supporter by default. I'm sure you see the simple logic in that.
Posted by: Drider at September 26, 2016 02:05 PM (bdzyz)
One of the LIVs I work with (Sanders in the primary) was looking at the latest poll numbers and said something like, Wow, I didn't know that Trump closed the gap in so many states. I just think that many people of my generation (Millennial) and minorities just don't care about this election and will probably stay home.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2016 02:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (AfbS9)
I strongly suspect that Adams has upgraded his personal security as well before announcing the switch.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (UBzPO)
Best filter in the world?
Shut the TV off, and let the Horde inform you in the comment section.
That's my plan, anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Yep. My plan too.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (jBuUi)
Yes, time delay.
What happens *after* that depends on her polling?
I would bet the long knives come out for her, Barack Obama style (i.e. no fingerprints, done by some 3rd party - a journalist, maybe) in effort to get Biden on the ticket ASAP.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (Uy6ri)
Probably the best way to watch
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (WlGX+)
And eat like three bowls of Ramen.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 02:04 PM (l2Jd
One minor fix, but that's about the size of it.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (DofIg)
I saw Poll Troll and Monmouth open for Styx (without Dennis DeYoung) at the Mason County Fair in 2005.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (/HC6x)
the only supporting factor is that there already is an unprecedented republican majority from a rising tide repudiating the democrats over the past 4 years. in that context a trump victory, any republican victory, makes sense.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 02:07 PM (WTSFk)
Pretty much how it's going to be at my pad.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 02:07 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 02:07 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 02:07 PM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 02:07 PM (NuElX)
Best filter in the world?
Shut the TV off, and let the Horde inform you in the comment section.
That's my plan, anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Yep. My plan too.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (jBuUi)
sigh, shameful as it is, that, with periodic shot of Drudge is my plan as well.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:07 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 26, 2016 02:07 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:07 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (mN+tK)
There is no evidence that Donald Trump ever sold or compromised the top secret information of this country. There is evidence he would do such thing.
These two sentences are enough for me.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Yep. My plan too.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (jBuUi)
Well, shoot, if we're all doing this, is anyone actually gonna watch?
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (RwwCT)
and do the following:
* change the big name on the box to "Hitlery-Kaine"
* change the smaller print on the box to "Tyranny Edition"
* change the U.S. flag to a Hammer & Sickle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (v5iqM)
And eat like three bowls of Ramen.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 02:04 PM (l2Jd
well, he is also going to take a drink of tequila every time someone mentions a leppo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (sj3Ax)
Just the thought of seeing her stroke out on live TV is enough to make me watch. I wouldn't miss that for a million bucks.
I may watch with the tube on mute, playing Billy Squier's "The Stroke" as a background soundtrack. .
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 02:09 PM (SmF1m)
I would bet the long knives come out for her, Barack Obama style (i.e. no fingerprints, done by some 3rd party - a journalist, maybe) in effort to get Biden on the ticket ASAP.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (NOIQH)
I wonder if Trump would be astute enough to point out that there were still 3 candidates to vote for, should Hillary bow out?
It seems to me that the Democrats really can't use the "no choice" argument.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 26, 2016 02:09 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:09 PM (Hb9w3)
I still don't know what an "Aleppo" is.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 26, 2016 02:09 PM (j8rhH)
Not everyone can just sit back and read the comments tonight.
Some of you bastards need to step up to the plate, and take a hit for the team.
Line forms over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:09 PM (J+eG2)
There is no evidence that Donald Trump ever sold or compromised the top secret information of this country. There is evidence he would do such thing.
These two sentences are enough for me.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (G2Sc9)
yep, trump never violated his oath to you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (B+qrE)
--
there are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who think that there are 2 kinds of people in the world, and those who do not. I am one of the latter.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (4e+hS)
If elected, I will prosecute Hillary Clinton.
That's it. That's all. He has my vote sewed up if I hear that.
Or uses these words in regards to her ghastliness:
"Unindicted" "Yet to be charged" "Highly investigated"
Posted by: trendingdown at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (C0NKJ)
Flowers would have been better though. Hill is too much of a psycho to feel guilt over her or Bill's victims. Humiliation though? I'm betting she can still feel that. Even added anger might be enough to burn through her meds before the debate is over.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (GDulk)
Virginia has become a red state with a blue tail (DC burbs) that wags the dog. It's how libs flip states and its stunning that GOP-run bluetail states don't adopt Nebraska and Maine's Electoral vote system.
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (O7MnT)
Oh, I'm gonna watch it live. I hate them both, but I don't want to miss it when an O-ring fails and she spurts hydraulic fluid all over the stage.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (mgbwf)
Doubt it. Silver's the one who gave them hope in 2012 when Romney seemed to be leading in national polls by saying "look at the state polls, look at the state polls." They'll be hoping for whom to come up with some magical figures showing Hillary ahead. It's only if a Trump victory becomes glaringly obvious that they'll start lashing out at him and others. And boy, a lashing out there will be in that case.
Posted by: T at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (IKdzI)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (RD7QR)
Shut the TV off, and let the Horde inform you in the comment section.
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As far as I can tell, 100% of us are going to do that. We could all be sitting here at our keyboards going "I wonder what's happening!" and "I've got it on without sound and they're kind of waving their hands a bit" and "What are you drinking?"
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (oGNNA)
because the Browns suck so bad?
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (f7T7k)
The audience for tonight's debate will be huge, everyone wants to see if Hillary will collapse on live TV. The questions are irrelevant. IF Hillary gets any difficult questions she will give a non-answer and no one will ask a followup. Trump will be on a short leash and will appear 'presidential' Hillary's team will pump her full of more meds than an East German lady swimmer and after the debate the media will declare her 'fit for presidential duty' On seeing and hearing this voters will believe it and Hillary gets a big post debate bump and will lead in national polls by 2% (whithin the margin or error)
Posted by: anon at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (yCcA0)
Posted by: willow at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (WTSFk)
And eat like three bowls of Ramen.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 02:04 PM (l2Jd
===
And get triggered when Trump uses the phrase "illegal immigrants."
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (FnuZG)
Bully? Nonsense. I'm just going to stick hatpins in their ears while they sleep. ;^)
I am kidding; i haven't done much bullying unless calling someone a troll-and later apologizing counts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (EnGQE)
I put 'All of the Above' but then realized it is only a 90 minute debate.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (oiNtH)
(B) Hillary expended a lot of resources to lose her lead over Donald Trump. Just like Jeb! What happens if her donors begin to balk about sending in "one more check" and she finds herself running out before the end?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (GDulk)
Polly! have you not been around lately or hav I not been around enough?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 26, 2016 02:12 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 26, 2016 02:12 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 26, 2016 02:12 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 26, 2016 02:12 PM (f7T7k)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 02:12 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Very Undude at September 26, 2016 02:12 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (vV/gB)
There is NO evidence he would do such A thing. "
It's OK.
Let he who is without Auto-Cucumber Fail cast the first stone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (J+eG2)
It's only if a Trump victory becomes glaringly obvious that they'll start lashing out at him and others. And boy, a lashing out there will be in that case.
Posted by: T at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (IKdzI)
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What are they gonna do? They've already shot their "Trump is Hitler" wad.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (oGNNA)
1968. George Wallace.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 26, 2016 02:02 PM (B+qrE)
Since I was 5.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (Hb9w3)
coughs up a positive result for Trump.
This is getting close to "shit is too obvious time" since we're a little over a month away from the election-
Silver needs to start dishing out real stats or lose his status as the go to guy for political statistics.*
*Even though, he was a founder of Journolist and thus by definition a faithless Democrat hack.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (0cMkb)
They must indeed be deficating all over their wimpy probate parts.
Posted by: Ace Is The Place at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (TuUK9)
you know with that racist Nazi b.s from nro, wsj, hotair. etc?
Posted by: willow at September 26, 2016 02:14 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (a0IVu)
Who is Mike Geist?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (EnGQE)
Benghazi survivor.
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 02:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (RwwCT)
I'M WATCHING!! You just have to filter out what's actually occurring from random delusions and Winona visions.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 02:14 PM (d9v6L)
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (O7MnT)
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Safe space request noted.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 02:14 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Very Undude at September 26, 2016 02:12 PM (2X7pN)
Hillary has a clear advantage.
She can make eye contact with the entire audience and the cameras simultaneously.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 26, 2016 02:14 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2016 02:14 PM (Z1SI2)
Then again, the only way I'll believe it is if it happens.
I stopped wish casting after 2012 and the GOPe stabbed me in the back.
Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable forever 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at September 26, 2016 02:15 PM (m5VjQ)
Oh, I'm gonna watch it live. I hate them both, but I don't want to miss it when an O-ring fails and she spurts hydraulic fluid all over the stage.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (mgbwf)
well if her exoskeleton gets hacked by someone who programs in the dougie or plays a feedback loop of her screeching into her ear microphone I will watch the clip on Drudge.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:15 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: willow at September 26, 2016 02:15 PM (A1MMY)
Expected it in 2012.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:15 PM (Hb9w3)
CHICKEN: Squaaaaaaaawk!
PUNDITS: A brilliant performance on Hillary's part! Please kill us last, oh Dark One!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 26, 2016 02:15 PM (RD7QR)
This will make her head bobbing and weaving indistinguishable from her vertical body bouncing.
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 26, 2016 02:15 PM (vhuiM)
The left is clearly panicking though, they are shotgunning everything they can possibly come up with right now, hoping some pellet hits home. Right now its "Trump LIIIEEESSS!!!!!" as loud as possible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (39g3+)
We're here for you, Hillary!
Posted by: The cast of "Baywatch Nights" at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (KUTP5)
The left's search for a new Sirhan Sirhan begins tonight.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Rick Wilson GOP Stategist at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (OD2ni)
I can't stand it but I will watch and be with you all here at the horde.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Do you have a reading comprehension problem? What is there involving an oath that involves the selling or mishandling of classified information?
The #NeverTrumpers are as mentally deranged as the Democrats.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (G2Sc9)
Since that's my plan too, I was sort of wonderingwho we would be sacrificing to the information gods. Jane D'oh frequently volunteers as tribute, but with her recent blood pressure issues that might notbe wise.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:13 PM (oGNNA)
Trump is SuperMegaUltraHitler!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!1
Posted by: Every Progtard Everywhere at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: willow at September 26, 2016 02:15 PM (A1MMY)
He's actually staying true to what he said last week which was if the polls don't change in a week, start worrying.
I didn't see what could happen to make them change so this isn't surprising.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (4ErVI)
Now....not so much
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=297614
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: woah, the poor hillary supporters, on our side and of course the lefts.. how you have malignedf us at September 26, 2016 02:17 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:17 PM (cPsPa)
So that's what I'm smelling!
I was thinking Russ Feingold had to be in the vicinity....
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 02:17 PM (u0lmX)
We're here for you, Hillary!
Posted by: The cast of "Baywatch Nights" at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (KUTP5)
Oh, Baywatch Nights. Baywatch + The X-Files. How could it fail?
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 02:17 PM (7HtZB)
More dazed disbelief from Kos:
>>The real freak show is how much money Clinton has poured into advertisements vs Trump. This election is a total freakout.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:17 PM (oGNNA)
1) Hillary will be introduced already at the podium, without walking anywhere
2) She will be wearing glasses to control that wandering eye and protect her from glare and distractions
3) She will have a much more difficult to spot earpiece that CNN will make sure they don't shoot any camera angles toward.
4) She will be lit and made up in such a way to look young and healthy and vibrant, while Trump will be yellowish and sinister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DONALD TRUMP at September 26, 2016 02:18 PM (4e+hS)
Obama can help gin up black turnout but only at the margin.
MSM already made its move for Hillary too much, too soon.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 02:18 PM (r1fLd)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Perot
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 26, 2016 02:18 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at September 26, 2016 02:18 PM (hSk36)
Best filter in the world?
Shut the TV off, and let the Horde inform you in the comment section.
That's my plan, anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Yep. My plan too.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:06 PM (jBuUi)
Same. Besides, I have important shit to do.
Like, drink beer.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (c4ehu)
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (O7MnT)
You can keep your virtue unsullied.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (hLRSq)
HILLARY's head starts rotating, pea soup shooting out of her mouth as she croaks out words in Aramaic. Thick smoke begins coming out of her pantsuit.
LESTER HOLT: And that's why Hillary is the most talented candidate ever! *quickly cuts to commercial*
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (KUTP5)
Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (1BQGO)
Rick Wilson
After Trump Endorsement, Evan McMullin Is The New Ted Cruz.
Yes, but I believe there's an ointment you can get for that.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (sj3Ax)
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Perhaps if the tide were generally lapping something other than the least populated states.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: woah, the poor hillary supporters, on our side and of course the lefts.. how you have malignedf us at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (A1MMY)
Funny! And just image, our universities are filled with students who would not get this joke.
Posted by: Carmen at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (RHjCR)
Are we at the debate yet? Are the cameras on??
~cough-cough-cough-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH- fart/squirt,, cough-cough~
-shoe flies off/faints-,,
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (HSmrB)
Yeah, given their constant whining about money in politics, you'd think they would consider Trump a superhero. He's winning despite being outspent by a huge margin!
But I had a discussion with a couple of lefties on this topic and here's what they finally admitted:
They don't give a damn how much money is actually spent. They just want it to be government funds, not private. They want all campaign financing to come from the government instead of from the people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: navycopjoe
Some Democrat you are.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (gyKtp)
I'm listening to Cruz tell Beck why he wrote he's voting Trump.
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Oh boy....I am almost at the stage of being sorry for Beck. He seems like a hot mess right now.
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Carmen at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (RHjCR)
Posted by: Roscoe at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (UqeeU)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (PNcou)
They're gonna have to go nuclear.
Trump is............Nixon!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (fgOnp)
I'll be watching the live action. Under no circumstances will I watch the post-debate "analyses".
Is "Down goes Baroness von Harkonen!" a clear enough signal for her spazzing out?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at September 26, 2016 02:18 PM (hSk36)
---
Dude, you're WAY too late.
Posted by: Milo Y at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (PNcou)
Trump: "Hillary, let me tell you why you're not fifty points ahead...."
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (O7MnT)
1) Hillary will be introduced already at the podium, without walking anywhere
2) She will be wearing glasses to control that wandering eye and protect her from glare and distractions
3) She will have a much more difficult to spot earpiece that CNN will make sure they don't shoot any camera angles toward.
4) She will be lit and made up in such a way to look young and healthy and vibrant, while Trump will be yellowish and sinister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)
Heh. Every time they cut to Trump a green screen behind him lit up with flames and mushroom clouds.
Actually that would make me want to vote for him even more...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: bkeyser at September 26, 2016 02:22 PM (hR1bf)
as well as fanatic enough to sacrifice themselves in the psyop.
Anything that lowers their numbers, I'm good with.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:22 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Hillary the Methane Monster at September 26, 2016 02:22 PM (/f6Nd)
The audience for tonight's debate will be huge, everyone wants to see if Hillary will collapse on live TV. The questions are irrelevant. IF Hillary gets any difficult questions she will give a non-answer and no one will ask a followup. Trump will be on a short leash and will appear 'presidential' Hillary's team will pump her full of more meds than an East German lady swimmer and after the debate the media will declare her 'fit for presidential duty' On seeing and hearing this voters will believe it and Hillary gets a big post debate bump and will lead in national polls by 2% (whithin the margin or error)
Posted by: anon
Amended:
Pro-Trump conspiracy crowd will micro-analyze every frame of film from the debate and claim to have PROOF that Hillary had a wireless earpiece, had eyes that wander around disconnectedly, was gripping the podium to stay upright, had an auto-injector taped to her side pumping her full of methamphetamines the entire time, and was wearing Depends that got soiled.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:22 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (PNcou)
If the Donald were to sniff theatrically and yell JESUS CHRIST WHO BEEFED he would win 99 percent of the white male vote.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 26, 2016 02:22 PM (RD7QR)
I'm listening to Cruz tell Beck why he wrote he's voting Trump.
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Oh boy....I am almost at the stage of being sorry for Beck. He seems like a hot mess right now.
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (a0IVu)
Invest in Kool Aid futures.
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 02:22 PM (7HtZB)
We'll most likely log into World of Warcraft in order to kill things and take their stuff. We could keep it thematic and commit pixelated genocide against the shrieking harpies in Highmountain.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 26, 2016 02:23 PM (AfbS9)
Those who understand binary.
And those who don't.
And like 8 other kinds!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 26, 2016 02:23 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (UBzPO)
Amazingly, that doesn't actually mean anything when it comes to stopping MechaTrumpHitler's rampage through the city.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
I guess throwing away 160 million once wasn't enough for them. They are going to double down and lose another 160 million in 2020.
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 26, 2016 02:23 PM (vhuiM)
That's how I "watch" every debate or speech.
If Hillary can pull this off the camps are going to be very crowded.
Yes, you know her hate is rising like the dark side of the force. She's broken dozens of pencils scribbling down new names of her enemies. She wins, there will be hell to pay, almost literally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+)
(B) Hillary expended a lot of resources to lose her lead over Donald Trump. Just like Jeb! What happens if her donors begin to balk about sending in "one more check" and she finds herself running out before the end?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
Here's the hilarious thing. If Trump manages to win, every time you hear some leftist dumbass going on about overturning Citizens to "get money out of politics." You'll be able to say, "Trump did a pretty good job of doing that, didn't he?"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM (u0lmX)
I wonder what hubby will say - he's not a Trump fan at all.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM (Om16U)
Around but lrking. I'm usually running two threads behind everyone else since I'm *trying* to get work stuff done and have sworn off the HQ during work hours as a massive time suck. If the Horde weren't so informative and entertaining I would be able to quit the HQ like I keep meaning to.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Gam-Gam ISS 2.0 Engineering Team, a division of the Clinton Global Health Initiative at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM (SeD0w)
Stole furniture, took all W's from keyboards & other malicious things.
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (O7MnT)
No worries. I can't bring myself to pull the lever for worst-of-RINOs Roy Blunt, but I'm sure you'll understand if we lose the Senate.
Posted by: Carmen at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM (RHjCR)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM (Hb9w3)
I want Trump to get her to do a reenactment of the bitter, drunk, screechy harpy routine that she did on the You Tube video. Oh, and then to start babbling incoherently where her 'pit-crew' have to run out and pull off the stage.
I'm a giver.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 02:25 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (UBzPO)
Yeah? So is Rick Wilson. Your point?
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 02:25 PM (CehCK)
and she'll cleverly deflect her giant glasses with blue Zeiss anti-seizure lenses by wearing an Elton John costume
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 26, 2016 02:25 PM (fgOnp)
He pulls the cities' high tension wires down.
Helpless people on subway trains
Scream My God as he looks in on them.
Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:25 PM (zu88C)
She's losing white non-college men by 59%, and white college men by 11%. Black men won't turn out for her the way they did for Obama. She won't make this up with woman voters nor Hispanics.
A woman D candidate didn't have to do this, but Hillary did.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 02:25 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (B+qrE)
It's because Silver has more than one "prediction" method on his site. The Trump lead is in just one of them.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2016 02:26 PM (wtvvX)
Stole furniture, took all W's from keyboards & other malicious things.
Posted by: Carol
Even worse, the DNA that Billy Jeff left in the WH.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 02:26 PM (oiNtH)
after his populist surge in the primaries his support was thin among conservatives. rounding out his platform with conservative positions has been key to reaching a lead a republican candidate should have been enjoying all along.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 02:26 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 26, 2016 02:26 PM (qJhUV)
The money came and went like shit through a goose.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:26 PM (hLRSq)
Do you have a reading comprehension problem? What is there involving an oath that involves the selling or mishandling of classified information?
The #NeverTrumpers are as mentally deranged as the Democrats.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 26, 2016 02:16 PM (G2Sc9)
so is this guy a troll or what? I have read back through the comments he referenced several times and do not have the slightest as to what he is thinking?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 02:26 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Hillary at September 26, 2016 02:27 PM (h8+bL)
Pfft. So are many GOPe who think he's a drooling orangutan and who are going against the nominee.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 02:27 PM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (UBzPO)
Good cover.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2016 02:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 02:27 PM (YEelc)
We turned on the UV lights and that place lit up like Las Vegas.
Posted by: CSI at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (39g3+)
I didn't want to believe this Silver dude in 2012 and he turned out correct.
Being a pessimist I don't want to believe him this time either.
Its a conundrum I tell ya.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (ODxAs)
I figure that's why they released Hinkley. Hoping he still wants to make a name for himself.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Colin at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (du8ty)
the debate and claim to have PROOF that Hillary had a wireless earpiece,
had eyes that wander around disconnectedly, was gripping the podium to
stay upright, had an auto-injector taped to her side pumping her full of
methamphetamines the entire time, and was wearing Depends that got
soiled.
Posted by: zombie
The truth hurts?
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (EH+1/)
Posted by: Susan Collins (R) at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (zu88C)
Guys, I don't see these numbers at all at 538. Silver still has Hillary to win.
Posted by: Circa
Because it's designed that way. Silver is a cheat who games the numbers shamelessly and will always -- always -- have something he will point to after the game is over to prove he was "right".
It this case, the to do is about the predicted result of his polls+ forecast, a Romulan cloaked assemblage of weighted and aged poll date, along with a dog's breakfast of other numbers tossed on and off at whim. Then run thru a Monte Carlo simulation.
That's what's showing a Trump win atm. There's also stuff on there that says the exact opposite. It's designed to be that way.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (kdS6q)
Don't forget the place-mats.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 02:28 PM (l2Jd8)
55 The left is figuratively crapping its pants today, in solidarity with Hillary, who will (hopefully) be literally crapping her pants tonight.
Posted by: Revenant
A good potential moment is right at the beginning when Hillary has to climb Mount Podium. (They've get a step there that she will look very tentative stepping up on I think.
You want a haiku but you'll get a limerick.
Hill's condition is still much in doubt,
And she's nervous debating this lout,
She'll take some Immodium,
For climbing the Podium
But sh!t herself on the way out.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 02:29 PM (kfcYC)
Mitch McConnell
John McCain
Lisa Murkowski
Susan Collins
Shall I go on?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 02:29 PM (9P3OG)
FIFY
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 02:29 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 02:29 PM (WTSFk)
She's taped up like a Running Back with a bad knee from head to toe, but no exoskeleton.
And anyone who doesn't see that earpiece from the last town hall is just blind or so desperate to be cool and down with the mainstream they don't want to see it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Well, Trump has arranged to have someone in the audience with an ultraviolet (thus invisible to cameras) flashing light set to seizure-inducing frequencies.
DID YOU HEAR THAT, TEAM HILLARY?? INFORM HER SO SHE CAN TAKE PREVENTIVE MEASURES!
(Such as becoming paranoid and getting freaked out.)
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Lurker primus at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (B3qs7)
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the village towards the center of town.
Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (zu88C)
Trump is............Nixon!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 26, 2016 02:21 PM (fgOnp)
I fear you may be right, insofar as Nixon gave us the EPA and OSHA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (9P3OG)
And everybody watching will wonder if her servos seized up again and she needs to be rebooted.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (BK3ZS)
Just in case anyone here has forgotten that fact.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (21hN3)
235 Want to hear something funny? JEB! is calling his donors and feeling them out for 2020 and get this, they've said yes.
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Fine. Sequester the GOPElitist funds in a place where they can't do any harm.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (oGNNA)
Stole furniture, took all W's from keyboards & other malicious things.
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM (sj3Ax)
That was the least of it. The damage they did to the country while they were in office was much worse
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2016 02:31 PM (493sH)
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 26, 2016 02:31 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 26, 2016 02:31 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2016 02:20 PM (UBzPO)
Yeah? So is Rick Wilson. Your point?"
As is Meghan McCain. Also, Jeff Daniels character on that crappy Aaron Sorkin show on HBO.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2016 02:31 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2016 02:31 PM (V3IFq)
The editor of the local rag where I live does that and hasn't written a single word of even lukewarm support for any Republican ever.
Posted by: Furious George at September 26, 2016 02:31 PM (57K5j)
Climb Mount Podium!
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (Hb9w3)
I guess throwing away 160 million once wasn't enough for them. They are going to double down and lose another 160 million in 2020.
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 26, 2016 02:23 PM (vhuiM)
Maybe not. If Trump is elected, the Fed will tank the economy. Count on it. The Media, the Dems and the GOP-e will blame it on opposition to immigration and 'free trade', i.e. letting the multinationals access the US market from the Third World with cheap labor and no regulation.
Unlike with Bush, the Media will not play it that Obama's Bubble burst. It will be all on Trump.
There is a lot of money riding on cheap foreign labor and using that to access the US market until the US market collapses.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (fgOnp)
I'll come here in the morning for the straight dope.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (X6fMO)
They don't give a damn how much money is actually spent. They just want it to be government funds, not private. They want all campaign financing to come from the government instead of from the people.
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I detect a flaw in their logic.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (oGNNA)
Oh no, Donald Trump is only conservative in anything by coincidence, not ideology. However, he does actually seem to genuinely love America, and Hillary is so horrible, so evil, and so ghastly she must not win.
I'd take a Johnson win over Hillary. I'd have cheered if Bernie beat her. I can stand Trump winning mostly because I know it don't matter who's in that office at this point. We just cannot let her succeed in turning a lifetime of evil, corruption, lawbreaking, greed, and horror into a triumphant win of the most powerful job on earth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (39g3+)
Still, if this depresses our trolls, I'll take it.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (KDlh/)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (wtvvX)
Collin Bowell was a registered Republican
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (vhuiM)
Look everyone! A computer animation! They have a COMPUTER ANIMATION!!!
I guess we're still that fucking stupid.
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM
At a minimum, we'll need the bigger one.
Posted by: Beelzebub at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (hSk36)
She's got Hillary Clinton eyes
(.)(')
(~)(,)
(^)(v)
(,)(')
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (BK3ZS)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2016 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)
How nature points up the folly of men
Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:33 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:33 PM (Hb9w3)
You can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Bill Engvall-comletely wearing out his 20-year schtick at September 26, 2016 02:33 PM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 02:33 PM (JfUI4)
Just like I'm a registered Independent. I'm a white, Married, Catholic, Pro-life, Veteran, Gun owner (lost most of them in a horrible boating mishap) middle aged father of two. Who used to be republican, but now I'm independent. Guess why?
Posted by: USNtakim at September 26, 2016 02:34 PM (hMqvx)
I've decided: I'll watch the debates on mute. That way, I can see if Hillary collapses live, although I think the odds are astronomical.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:34 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (mN+tK)
She will never voluntarily suspend her campaign. Never.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 02:34 PM (u0lmX)
And I saw Faithless Electors open for Binary Election. Small world!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (WlGX+)
Trump enters this debate in the lead . . . .
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (e2Rx3)
Oh I think hillary will hop up on her podium height equalizer like the energizer bunny. She is gonna try to over exaggerate against the things people think about her.
I do hope Trumps people are taking pics from behind the candidates during the debate though so everybody can see her box and her stool.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 01:51 PM (jBuUi)
No, Silver's been calling it (mostly) correctly for eight plus years. It's my understanding that--true enough--Silver is a Democrat and leans Left. He is also a pollster whose business depends on getting it right most of the time.
Besides, we've been hearing about rigged polls conducted by supposedly reputable firms every election cycle. Presumably, rigged polls can be used as a tool to suppress votes or create a bandwagon effect or shore up a failing candidate or weaken the credibility of another, but I imagine the overall effect of poll tampering isnegligible. I don't know for sure.
One truth does emerge with polling controversies, though: the side that whines about it most is the losing side, always.
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (OGbEB)
Nate Silver began the "internet famous" chapter of his life as a Daily Kos commenter in late 2007.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
That's after he went legit and buried his past. Back in the early '00s, he made his rent cheating at online poker using bots, reviewing the same, and poker site sign up commissions.
His political forecasting stuff was a hobby, that he made into a career after the online poker ban.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (k0G44)
It's knowing they're there....
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Some tiresome Scot at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (RD7QR)
beat her. I can stand Trump winning mostly because I know it don't
matter who's in that office at this point. We just cannot let her
succeed in turning a lifetime of evil, corruption, lawbreaking, greed,
and horror into a triumphant win of the most powerful job on earth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (39g3+)
--That's pretty much where I am too. Hillary's conduct simply cannot be rewarded with her winning the Presidency.
Posted by: Revenant at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (3DSAh)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (jsWA8)
Not so sure of this. Fed can hike rates, which is overdue, but can't do it very much without creating enormous problems for itself -- it has a $5 trillion balance sheet that looks like a 1980s S&L.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Lurker primus at September 26, 2016 02:30 PM (B3qs7)
---------------------------------------
Or that Carter and HW Bush were aberrations in the post-1952 rotation schedule.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Illary at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (QQ+il)
Please join Val U Rite Pudding (Horde on Hellscream, Alliance on Rexxar), unless this is a sock and you already have. In which case, never mind the silly 'Ette.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (GDulk)
305 I don't get this whole "put them in the front row" thing. When
they're up on that stage, they can barely see the moderators, let alone
the crowd with the lights in their face.
It's knowing they're there....
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (O2RFr)
Will someone PLEASE bring a tactical flashlight that has a strobe feature? Flash that in FAB's eyes - debate won.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (CehCK)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (Om16U)
A pollster who began his life in the political prognostication business as ... A FREAKIN' COMMENTER AT DAILY KOS.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:37 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: nevertrump at September 26, 2016 02:37 PM (09Ay7)
How nature points up the folly of men
Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:33 PM (zu88C)
Trumpzilla!
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:37 PM (0mRoj)
306 120 I think this significantly raises the chances of Hillary passing out on stage tonight and suspending campaign with Biden eventually replacing her.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (mN+tK)
She will never voluntarily suspend her campaign. Never.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)
Hillary should start small like voluntarily taking a dump.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 02:37 PM (kfcYC)
Wouldn't surprise me at all...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 02:37 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 26, 2016 02:08 PM (mN+tK)
She will never voluntarily suspend her campaign. Never.
Posted by: Donna and V
If she wants them to use the Epipen on her the next time,
she will.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (Hb9w3)
Oval Office is to Hillary as the One Ring is to Gollum
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (Om16U)
or to a teenage girl to Carlos Danger?a young boy to Harry the pedarest?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (jxbfJ)
TONIGHT begins the race.
May the cosmic controllers create within Granny a couging snot bubble that will qualify as an extra -terrestrial being....
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (cPsPa)
by Kim Carnes
Her narratives are pre-polled
Her lips spew only lies
Her soul is freezing cold
She's got Hill'ry Clinton eyes.
They wander disconnected
As if to hyponotize
She'll never get elected
With those Hill'ry Clinton eyes.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (1H9ox)
If she backs away from this commitment...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=297689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (oGNNA)
Yeah, I'm sure as hell not watching it.
I'm just hoping that someone watching will be an open Trump skeptic.....I'll need reassurance from someone who isn't enthralled by his persona that he didn't screw the pooch like he did after the Orlando shooting (and virtually any other time he opens his mouth without a teleprompter).
Posted by: lowtech redneck at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (egK2C)
Huh. Now it's Hillary 48.9 to Trump 51.1.
I don't know how 538 works. Real-time updates based on 24/7 polling?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 02:38 PM (oGNNA)
No pressure!
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 02:39 PM (KDlh/)
I put up a long list of scandals she was involved in, with brief summaries of the details - WH travel office, FBI files, Chinagate, pardons, "lost" records, Commerce junkets, Lincoln Bedroom renting, destroyed female WJC accusers, prosecution of Billy Dale, jailing of the Youtube video maker to continue selling her Benghazi lie, etc. - and of the various sham investigations; lack of oversight; layers of fall guys / flunkies / buffers; and misuse of government office to consolidate power, destroy her enemies, and shield her from oversight.
I then pointed out that I don't like or trust Trump, but that since half his own party hates his guts, he's more likely to be kept in check than she is, whereas she'll weaponize the entire federal bureaucracy and the courts Congress will just let it slide. My conclusion: I hate that Trump is the only thing standing between Hillary and the presidency, but at this point he's all we've got.
One reply so far, from a Bernie supporter -- "You may have just convinced me to vote for Trump."
My work is done for today.
Posted by: Alex at September 26, 2016 02:39 PM (7Yy8M)
Yeah, and Obama lost that debate by such a catastrophic margin even the legacy media had to admit it. The looks on their faces were classic, it was so shocking to them to see their idol stoned out of his gourd and totally unprepared.
And in the end? Meant nothing. Zero.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)
*creak groan THUD*
"one"
*COUGHCOUGH hork rattle spit*
*GACK wheeze wheeze wheeze*
*grind THUMP*
"two"
Posted by: Hillary climbs the stairs at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (zu88C)
Oh, I'm gonna watch it live. I hate them both, but I don't want to miss it when an O-ring fails and she spurts hydraulic fluid all over the stage.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 02:10 PM (mgbwf)
In my imagining I see her face plate popping off, to be left hanging by the wires attached to her camera orbs.
Posted by: Keith at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (USf3s)
I may watch with the tube on mute, playing Billy Squier's "The Stroke" as a background soundtrack. .
--
This sounds like a reasonable, workable plan.
However, since it's a long debate, rather than looping "The Stroke" I'm thinking Pink Floyd's "The Wall" might be a more appropriate choice.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
___________
Our Republican state senator was a frequent commenter at Daily Kos at about the same time. Complimented the other commenters for teaching him so much. Hasn't disavowed any of his stances taken back then.
Yes, now that you ask--he DID have the backing of the Republican establishment during all three of his runs for state office.
Posted by: Furious George at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (CehCK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (xIBU4)
Fingers crossed for tonight's debate, if it goes well, it should swing things even further to Trump.
========
I'm not sure Trump has to do well.
I think they've made him such a monster that all he has to do is show up and be likable.
Hillary, of course, has such a deep well of natural charisma to draw upon that she will have to work hard to not outshine Trump by too much.
But, seriously: This is an "image" contest, has been since JFK. And which candidate has the most experience working in front of a camera?
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (e2Rx3)
I'm unalterably opposed to the idea of either of them being president, but she would be worse. So it's a lot tougher now to not vote for Trump.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (JfUI4)
if trump wins, it's a conservative win.
if trump loses it's a trump loss.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 02:41 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 02:41 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
So he's the first person in history to turn a hobby into an occupation?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2016 02:41 PM (V3IFq)
Makes me wonder if he's got any friends at Draft Kings and Fan Duel these days.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:41 PM (21hN3)
You're right, he's losing on that map. Silver uses, I believe, a bunch of computer simulations to run thousands of possible outcomes based on current polling ranges (and in some models, background conditions like economy etc.) If Trump is losing on the map but winning a majority of the computer simulations, that means that he is very close behind in several states and is therefore upsetting HRC in at least one state that ends up being the tipping point in a majority of simulated election results.
If you look at 538's full projection, most of Trump's leaner states have him with a higher % to win them than HRC has to win *her* leaner states right now. That simply tracked with the national polls, one month ago the situation was reversed and hers were all safe while Trump had a 30% chance of losing Georgia.
Posted by: cjw at September 26, 2016 02:41 PM (onydf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:37 PM (0mRoj)
MechaTrumpHitlerZilla!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:41 PM (hLRSq)
...
So was Nate Silver.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 02:42 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2016 02:42 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 02:42 PM (WTSFk)
Yeah that's another trial balloon the Hillary team is floating: Trump's scandals!!!!
Its a typical Democrat tactic, accuse your opponent of doing what you already are, so when people compare, you don't seem as bad. OK they both lie, so let's just ignore that problem...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+)
*creak groan THUD*
"one"
*COUGHCOUGH hork rattle spit*
*GACK wheeze wheeze wheeze*
*grind THUMP*
"two"
Posted by: Hillary climbs the stairs at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (zu88C)
I had to leave my desk and go into the hallway I was laughing so hard
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2016 02:42 PM (493sH)
Because the Democrats can turn out the vote like nobody can and with extended voting can really get every drooling idiot from every nuthouse, nursing home, and alley-next-to-the-liquor store to vote by election day.
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:42 PM (O7MnT)
...
So was Nate Silver.
And Me...
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 26, 2016 02:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 02:42 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:37 PM (0mRoj)
MechaTrumpHitlerZilla!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:41 PM (hLRSq)
Lets save that one for the sequel, Mikey-San.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Donna and V
If you're in a medically induced coma, you don't have a lot to say about it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
So he's the first person in history to turn a hobby into an occupation?
....
Nope.
Posted by: Community Organizer in Chief at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:03 PM (O7MnT)
***
Not a chance. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (09Ay7)
She's not just a reptilian in a human suit, she's a chameleon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (21hN3)
Brandon, one of the AoS co-bloggers, is now in the polling business--and doing very successfully, by all accounts. Do you think his political beliefs cloud his methodology? Keeping in mind, of course, that if he found out unfairly weighting his polls even once then his credibility is gone forever, along with a good chunk of his livelihood. Integrity is everything in that business. One could argue that it's the only thing.
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (OGbEB)
Egg McMuffin is one of the SCoaMFs at Langley who turned the Middle East into ever browner pools of shit.
He's entertaining someone but I don't know who.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (SzZnW)
Technically, Nate Silver isn't a pollster 'cause he doesn't do any direct polling.
Think of 538 as a Real Clear Politics like polling average system with a proprietary secret sauce (weighting system) slathered on top.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (21hN3)
Zombie Woodrow Wilson begs to differ.
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:44 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at September 26, 2016 02:44 PM (DDM7c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 02:44 PM (CehCK)
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:44 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at September 26, 2016 02:44 PM (0mRoj)
Of course not, but I think it's a bit silly for anyone to insist that he's necessarily non-partisan now that he's got a business to manage and protect.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:45 PM (21hN3)
CAC, unlike Gnat Sliver is not being fed the DNC's polling data.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 26, 2016 02:45 PM (SzZnW)
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Because of da wimmenz
Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:45 PM (zu88C)
Quite right my dear. Now where did I put that chafing dish?
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at September 26, 2016 02:45 PM (0mRoj)
I don't expect Trump to follow that advice, as he is a vastly different human being. But if he at least tempers the "me, my, my-most-excellent-greatest" stuff then I think we have more than a credible shot.
The alternative is simply too vile to contemplate.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 26, 2016 02:45 PM (c0/+W)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 26, 2016 02:45 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: V the K
______________
* clears throat *
You forgot me.
Posted by: Hundreds of Graveyards at September 26, 2016 02:46 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (JfUI4)
You mean a laser target designator? Yeah I'm pretty certain that would result in someone meeting an end.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 02:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 26, 2016 02:46 PM (O2RFr)
Trump: "Mrs Clinton, how does it feel to have the enthusiastic support of so many journalists and media figures?"
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 02:44 PM (CehCK)
The best I'm hoping for is some one-liner hits like this one. Oh, and for DJT to not step on his dick.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2016 02:46 PM (jxbfJ)
http://tinyurl.com/h5vtbpd
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:46 PM (J+eG2)
I agree. The big flaw with all the stuff they throw at Trump is that exact problem. If you build him up to be a monster and he comes across as likable and presidential, it all works in reverse. People respond to impressions and visuals more than anything else these days at least (maybe always) and all the whining yelling and articles on facebook in the world won't reverse that impression.
All Trump has to do is not go whackadoo or seem to threaten Hillary in any way. He has no problem with that, as long as he's on the winning side.
Hillary has to come across as reasonable, normal, healthy, and charismatic. She has to seem likable and sane. That's a pretty high bar for her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (EnGQE)
Modern medicine is wonderful, but I doubt it's so advanced they can calibrate things to the drop and get exactly the right reaction every time. Easier to do when you're estimating how much general anesthesia to use when putting a child to sleep as compared to a 240 lb. man. And even then mistakes are made.
This is figuring out just the right medication for a woman who will be standing under hot lights for 2 hours. Much trickier.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 02:46 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (KDlh/)
Sounds like HIllary's campaign strategy, I know.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (JILvc)
Now that's entertainment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (sj3Ax)
if trump wins, it's a conservative win.
if trump loses it's a trump loss.
....
Depends whose spinning. In the press it's probably more of
if trump wins, it's a republican win due to the 2 or 3 lefty things that Trump emraced (gay marriage, minimum wage waffling, etc).
if trump loses, it's a conservative loss because everyone hates conservative racist bigot mysoginist homophobic earth destroyers.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: War on Tampons ! at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (zu88C)
Romney also had personal limitations that let him be painted as Scrooge McDuck.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 02:48 PM (r1fLd)
***
Polls are not just an analytical tool, they also drive voting behavior, or at least are believed to...and provide cover for fraud.
I'm not accusing Nate Silver of adjusting his results in any way at this point, but the notion that he wouldn't because of worries about his reputation seems rather weak tea.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 02:48 PM (X7E8f)
Hence their fury at Kimmel for treating Trump like a human being.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 02:48 PM (u0lmX)
Standing by!
Posted by: War on Tampons ! at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (zu88C)
Standing by!
Posted by: Red 7 at September 26, 2016 02:48 PM (0mRoj)
My guess is all cameras and phones banned as distractions. Plus, that way, nobody but CNN gets to control the visuals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 02:48 PM (39g3+)
***
Also, not being sure he wanted to win.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Binders Full of Women ! at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (zu88C)
Bet that's not in Nate's margin of error.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (JILvc)
charismatic. She has to seem likable and sane. That's a pretty high
bar for her.>>>
Did someone say Bar?
Posted by: Hillary at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (XtAzU)
She's not just a reptilian in a human suit, she's a chameleon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 02:43 PM (YEelc)
Which explains all the identical pantsuits in various colors and the thing on her tongue. Also her amazement at falling balloons.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2016 02:40 PM (xIBU4)
Exactly. I think a lot depends on what version of Trump shows up tonight, the quite, sober, rational, and (dare I say it?) humble Trump, or the blustering egomaniacal buffoon Trump? And if it's Trump1, can Hillary force an appearance of Trump2?
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (CehCK)
Has Brandon published one of his analyses in any left-leaning magazines? Or just NRO?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (21hN3)
It worked for Reagan.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:50 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Marcus T
I'm quite sure that ALL electronic devices of ANY kind are completely banned at the debate.
People will be wanded and X-rayed, like at the airport "extra security" line, and anything -- cell phones, cameras, laser pointers, GoPros, flashlights, frequency scanners, digital recorders, GameBoys, etc. -- ALL OF IT -- will be put into plastic tubs and can only be retrieved later, after the debate is over.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:50 PM (jBuUi)
***
I would argue it is.
If the poll results out of Philly, for example, consistently undercount the number of D votes because you can't poll the dead pollsters WILL eventually include a fudge factor to account for it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 02:50 PM (X7E8f)
--------------------------
Indeed. He was a great likeness.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 02:50 PM (NUqwG)
And if Nate is sitting there going "Even with all that, we're fcuked", then what?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:51 PM (J+eG2)
NRO is left leaning by my read these days.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 26, 2016 02:51 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:24 PM
At a minimum, we'll need the bigger one.
Posted by: Beelzebub at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (hSk36)
All bigger what? Left nut?
Posted by: Killerdog at September 26, 2016 02:51 PM (h8+bL)
Standing by!
Posted by: War on Tampons ! at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (zu88C)
Standing by!
Posted by: Red 7 at September 26, 2016 02:48 PM (0mRoj)
Standing - well, sitting & wheezing by
Posted by: Porkins at September 26, 2016 02:51 PM (7HtZB)
what?
Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 26, 2016 02:51 PM (zu88C)
--------------------------
Indeed. He was a great likeness.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2016 02:50 PM (NUqwG)
Those leaked photos of him doing the backstroke in a silo filled with gold coins didnt help either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (0mRoj)
Turns to flag, places hand on heart.
"Unless you would prefer to sit down."
Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (1H9ox)
well, I am willing to begrudge almost anyone anything but nothing wrong with silver turning his hobby into a job.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:45 PM (cPsPa)
Nate Silver was mentioned as an example of someone with the technological skills and the attention span needed to survive in the new economy in the "Deep Work" book by Cal Newport.
I love that book.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (/NlFx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (KDlh/)
Thing is, they should have known better after Jimmah's grandson lost by 8% two years ago in the governor's race.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: War on Tampons ! at September 26, 2016 02:47 PM (zu88C)
Wont work this year.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (u0lmX)
The question is whether Trump really wants to win - in which case he keeps control of himself - or whether he just wants to be the Trump caricature.
Note when Romney had this choice....he choose option 2 - though obviously his caricature had a different profile.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 26, 2016 02:53 PM (vhuiM)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 02:48 PM (X7E8f)
Weak tea? How? Again: a polling firm's ability to remain a polling firm depends upon (1) their predictive success; (2) their reputation for providing unsullied results. Marketing firms, for example,can't work with deliberately skewed data. Neither can political campaigns or whoever else is paying the bills.
Thus,my argument that Silver wouldn't run a rigged poll because he might be found out and lose his multimillion dollarpolling business seems pretty strong to me.
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 02:53 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2016 02:35 PM (jsWA
....and this...
Will someone PLEASE bring a tactical flashlight that has a strobe feature? Flash that in FAB's eyes - debate won.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (jxbfJ)
Sadly, but understandably, those wouldn't make it past security. But'cha know what would?
Your cel fone, with an app programmed to fire the flash in a strobe pattern.
And I'm sure some enterprising 'Ron or 'Ette would know where to go in the medical literature to get the oscilloscope-type strobe pattern best suited to induce seizure in those so afflicted?
"Hey, there's an App for That!". (?) But there should be!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2016 02:53 PM (v5iqM)
At least that's what The Paychic Friends Network told me.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 02:53 PM (JILvc)
This will be my hope for 90 minutes. First, a tickle. Slugs down some water with thickener. People cough in audience. Beast of Benghazi's thought cloud:
"People are coughing in audience. My throat tickles. uh-oh. Think about something else! Huma. Grandchildren. There it is again! ugh. Oh, wait, what was the question? What is Trump saying. Tickle.Tickle. TICKLE. Gently clear your throat Hillary. Uh-oh. Here it comes!" COUGH/COUGH/COUGH/HACK/GURGLE/HARF
She then opens one of her trusty cough losenges while hacking into fist (Mr. Trump notes her left fist, whew, he won't shake THAT hand after debate) while holding up one index finger to stupid moderator. So moderator give Mr. Trump extra question.
In background of Mr. Trump's answer, Hilz will be wheezing and spewing and, yes, still coughing. Possibly aspirating cough drop. But no breaks. Minutes later there is a blissful pause in the horking and snorking. So moderator asks Harridan of Hell an easy question. She attempts to take a wheezy breath to answer. Squeeky strained voice rasps out a few words and she then goes into another coughing fit, nastier than prior as you can hear mucous rattling in upper bronchi between wheezing (she may try to spew into glass at this point, grossing out millions).
The debate will continue this way until she either falls off elevated podium due to a seizure of some type or a true done fall out medical emergency (keep in mind that these coughing and hacking jags of her's raise blood pressure, which is not good for the ole clot in her head sinus thingamabob).
There is no way I am missing this. If she coughs and rolls her wonky eye and even falls off podium the MSM will declare her the victor...even if she does not answer one single question.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 02:53 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 02:54 PM (Cx8BK)
***
Whether Trump is, or is not, a real convert to conservatism, he has certainly shown how many supposed conservatives aren't.
I'm looking at you NRO.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 02:54 PM (X7E8f)
Corollary: Does that mean the Right will no longer say that Nate Silver was given inside access to the margin of fraud?
If you are sensing some bitterness that 2012 made me state that Nate Silver was right, why, that's ludicrous. Holding a grudge and being bitter doesn't sound like me in the slightest!
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 26, 2016 02:54 PM (mf5HN)
I love that book.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 02:52 PM (/NlFx)
huh. have not read it. will order it this evening.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:54 PM (cPsPa)
"the entire left just sharted."
This must mean, then, that anyone flying with members of the press will live "Sharts on a Plane".
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at September 26, 2016 02:54 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:54 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 02:54 PM (NuElX)
Heh. "Trump picks up endorsement of Immigration Officers"
That's the kind of endorsement that should mean something, if endorsements actually meant anything.
I don't think we can count on hillary to shake and bake tonight, but if she has a freeze up, a goooglly eye fit, or falls over, I will actually dip my balls in pudding.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2016 02:55 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 26, 2016 02:55 PM (O2RFr)
Your cel fone, with an app programmed to fire the flash in a strobe pattern.
Flashlight app. Can adjust rate of strobe or go SOS.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:55 PM (Hb9w3)
>>>
Why yes there is.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ape.apps.strobe
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 26, 2016 02:56 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 02:56 PM (KDlh/)
538 isn't a polling firm! Repeat: NOT A POLLING FIRM!
It's a political analysis organization.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:56 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 02:56 PM (J+eG2)
Now that's entertainment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
My best-case scenario is similar, but more extreme:
Trump does everything "wrong": He physically menaces Hillary, he acts rude to her, he spouts factual errors, he uses violent metaphors, he employs sarcasm that can be willfully misinterpreted as literal, he casually sneaks promotional advertising statements about his resorts and branded products, he uses hand-gestures like Mussolini, he has nothing coherent to say about various foreign policy questions, he contradicts himself, etc. etc., while Hillary goes gaffe-free the entire night -- and even after all that, TRUMP STILL GETS A POST_DEBATE BOOST IN THE POLLS.
Oh, that would be sweet.
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:56 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 26, 2016 02:56 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 02:56 PM (KDlh/)
Even the Horde can't survive that alcohol poisoning.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 26, 2016 02:57 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 26, 2016 02:57 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 02:57 PM (r1fLd)
http://hotair.com/archives/2016/09/26/glenn-beck-grilling-ted-cruz-endorsed-marco-rubio/
Here is a simpler, more to the point explanation: Glenn Beck is a raving lunatic. Ted Cruz's biggest mistake was letting Glenn Beck within 100 feet of him.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 26, 2016 02:57 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 02:57 PM (KDlh/)
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed
Pretty sure that Nate Silver effigy with many pointed objects stuck in it was a clue there.
Always give the devil his due...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 02:58 PM (9krrF)
That's how jaded I am now. What drives ratings more than a horse race?
And what would give Hillary a better boost than having a stellar debate and then have the polls show her rising?
I think this is a media mind game.
Posted by: petunia at September 26, 2016 02:58 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: Hillary's Floating Eyeball at September 26, 2016 02:58 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2016 02:58 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:49 PM (21hN3)
Not my job to track his career. Or Silver's. My point is that both CAC and Silver come from political communities, for lack of a better term. Both were drawn to polling because they're both politically oriented, albeit from opposite ends of the spectrum.Both rely on their respectivereputation for professionalism and integrity to stay in business. That's it, that's all.
If you're making the claim that Silver is inherently crooked because he's (apparently) a Democrat, then show your work.
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 02:58 PM (OGbEB)
Trump replies: "I answered my question. Hillary's turn."
And stares at her.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:58 PM (Hb9w3)
"From zombie, who says "the entire left just sharted.""
I'm Internet famous for 15 seconds!!!! Woo-hoo!
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2016 02:58 PM (jBuUi)
You'd think AP would look around at his battle line and see Grin Breck and well "no one" and grasp "what am I here for?"
Posted by: sven10077 at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: joncelli, Having a Bad Poll Trip at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (RD7QR)
My best case scenario is a shart so severe her military-grade Depends can't hold it in.
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (O7MnT)
Thus,my argument that Silver wouldn't run a rigged poll because he
might be found out and lose his multimillion dollarpolling business
seems pretty strong to me.
***
Ok, quickly, without going to the internet, how many pollsters that missed the 2012 election results went out of business because of it?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 03:00 PM (X7E8f)
"From zombie, who says "the entire left just sharted.""
I'm Internet famous for 15 seconds!!!! Woo-hoo!
Golf.
Clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 03:00 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 03:00 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 03:00 PM (9krrF)
I know numerous people who work in his organization and swear it is the best place they ever worked and the man is nothing like what his detractors are making him out to be.
That's more than I can say for The Hag. Other than she wins the award for most employees with immunity agreements.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:00 PM (JILvc)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 02:56 PM (21hN3)
Right, a polling firm.
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 03:01 PM (OGbEB)
The MEDIA will Jump the Shark...
They will be so in the tank either pro Hillary or Anti Trump... that the people who watch the Debate will KNOW they are biased...
So my ONLY prediction for the debate, is that trust in the media declines from its already historically low rate.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 03:01 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 03:00 PM (X7E8f)
yeah, ask Dick Morris how the bad polling numbers work out for you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 03:01 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (O7MnT)
OH MY GOD, IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2016 03:01 PM (wtvvX)
Very good, except I would substitute "Swiss bank accounts" for "grandchildren." You know, something she's really fond of.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 03:01 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:01 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:01 PM (JILvc)
My claim, such as it might be, is that Silver is fully cognizant of his ability to influence popular culture.
One need not be crooked or corrupt to use such influence to nudge undecided or unenthusiastic voters in one's preferred direction.
Please go listen to some of his podcasts if you honestly believe he's not in the nudging business.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 03:01 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 03:02 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:54 PM (cPsPa)
Check the library if you want to save some bucks.
Ace reviewed the book. Since I'm interested in education, I took away different lessons from it.
Basically, the premise of the book is that we are now in a technological age where those people who can use the hardcore technological tools to create value, create new tools (languages, programs) or have the capital to invest in technology are going to do very well.
Unfortunately, this is happening at the same time as all of today's networking applications has steadily eroded people's ability to concentrate and do the deep concentrating ("Deep Work") necessary to succeed.
I'm interested in spreading this message of the importance of concentration to younger students in my education videos; it's one of my messages.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 03:02 PM (/NlFx)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 26, 2016 03:02 PM (FtrY1)
holt is going to ask trump to name the 11 potential supreme court justices he submitted in that letter months ago.
if he can't remember them, he's going to look like an absolutely clueless buffoon.
someone needs to inform the trump campaign that Donald needs to memorize at least a few of those names so that the "gotcha" moment is ruined.
Posted by: KHAN's Other Wife at September 26, 2016 03:02 PM (taXZ8)
Imagine that. He who rules the disco ball would rule the wasteland...
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:02 PM (k0G44)
Update: Another poll came out, the Monmouth Poll, showing Hillary ahead 46-42, which might be why Nate Silver has now adjusted Trump's odds downwards to 50.9%.
----------------
My view of the Nowcast says he's got 51.1.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 03:02 PM (oGNNA)
If someone were to start barking loudly in the audience while Hillary is speaking would they get in any sort of trouble? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 02:41 PM (1H9ox)
Only if she starts barking back and gets the whole neighborhood going.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 03:02 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 03:03 PM (NuElX)
________
I'm With Xer!
Posted by: WaterCow at September 26, 2016 03:03 PM (EJsAU)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 03:03 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (SzZnW)
-----------------------------------------------------------
Actually I hope Marco does take on Beck so "The Book of Mario" can then be written.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 26, 2016 03:03 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 03:03 PM (2z74n)
I'm Internet famous for 15 seconds!!!! Woo-hoo!
===
e-celebrity is almost as good as real celebrity
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:03 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (CehCK)
As I posted earlier on another thread and GAB:
Yeppers, drugs are a helluva thing. They work just fine until they don't. You aren't allergic to them until you are. The amount of meds they have been pumping into her sick old body just to allow her to go to the few events she hasn't cancelled are building up accrued damage that can come due at any second. TICK TOCK
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 26, 2016 03:03 PM (kXoT0)
486 My best case scenario is a shart so severe her military-grade Depends can't hold it in.
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (O7MnT)
Would be great if the Depends did but at the price of but her pants bottoms suddenly and dramatically inflating - on camera.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 03:02 PM (/NlFx)
well, there is no reason to believe that the appearance of social media etc has changed the way work gets done well. When I am working on something difficult I unplug the computer from the Internet and go into a study.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (JILvc)
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (iIzG7)
What if, as she coughs and spews, there are loud farhting noises coming from the podium, like a lactose intolerant machine gun. Perhaps the acoustics will ramp up the noise and it will be a staccato cascade of hacking and farting.
Mr. Trump, from other podium, will just be seen as an observer of the duet.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: troyriser
CAC hasn't been a working co-blog since he got involved in the AoSDD. Been years since he was a regular.
He's not in the "polling" business. He writes about polls, especially his sad Pennsylvania obsession. The DD took a stab at predictions and modeling early on, but that didn't work out so good. Now it's trying to be an election nights results competitor to AP.
And he is quite libertarian, and one may see that influencing what he writes.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (kdS6q)
"Sounds like you've got a frog in your throat..."
Depends.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2016 03:00 PM (X7E8f)
I don't have to surf the fucking Internet. I wrote, '...found out that he deliberately weighted results'. Which is an entirely different legal and moralthing from just getting it wrong.
But you know this.
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (OGbEB)
485 Ok, quickly, without going to the internet, how many pollsters that missed the 2012 election results went out of business because of it?
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Gallup, sort of. They removed themselves from the business of presidential polling this year although I can't remember what their prediction was in 2012.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2016 03:05 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 02:59 PM (cPsPa)
Vegas showgirls. His entrance will be yuuge, with feathers bobbing around, babes smiling, sequins flashing randomly in the white lights of the stage, blinding Hillary, shorting out her visual sensor system...
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 03:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 03:05 PM (d9v6L)
___
That's right - I could find no intent either.
Posted by: James Comey at September 26, 2016 03:05 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Chuck Todd at September 26, 2016 03:05 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:06 PM (JILvc)
Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2016 03:06 PM (fA75F)
If she coughs, Trump should bring her water and ask if she wants his coat.
Leap across the stage and impale her with an epi-pen. A silver one.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 03:06 PM (2z74n)
Hillary joke:
Q: Where does Hillary get her pizzas?
A: Little Seizures.
Posted by: deplorable oddknot still frets at September 26, 2016 03:06 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Don't worry about voting against Evil Hillary, who cares if The JEF thinks you're a racist. He's almost out of The People's House!
It can't be soon enough.
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 03:07 PM (sj3Ax)
He'll still be smartest, but the voter fraud by the evil vast right wing conspiracy of phallocrats to keep down the heroic 37th female presidential nominee is to blame for her loss. After all, she should be up by 50 points!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 26, 2016 03:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 03:04 PM (cPsPa)
Which is great for you. And that's how I like to work too.
But there are books out there "The Shallows" (which I haven't read) and others where people argue that people's attention spans have drastically declined since the appearance of all of these tools.
I think that unless kids have strict parents, or someone that forces them to unplug, it's pretty easy for them to be left on the internet, hitting refresh over and over on their favorite blog, hoping for new comments.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 03:08 PM (/NlFx)
Thanks for the update but covering CAC's career wasn't really my point. My point is (and remains) that it is highlyunlikely a reputable polling firm would engage in election year shenanigans since high-profile polling firms depend largely on their reputations to stay in business. That's it, that's all.
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 03:08 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 02:36 PM (CehCK)
The guys get shirts. This gal gets sharts.
Posted by: General Zod at September 26, 2016 03:08 PM (Bdeb0)
I don't like the way they cover up the jugs with the feathers!
Posted by: Mo Wanchuk at September 26, 2016 03:08 PM (d9v6L)
Advantage Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:08 PM (JILvc)
Yeah having her cut loose like that scene in Dumb & Dumber would be hilarious. And her barking again. They should drop something from the ceiling to get that gaze again, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:09 PM (1ZOkK)
What if, as she coughs and spews, there are loud farhting noises coming from the podium
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When the odor gets intolerable, Trump should stop, turn to her, and kindly say, "Hillary, you need a bathroom break. You've lost a lot of fluids. And solids."
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 26, 2016 03:09 PM (oGNNA)
I hope Hillary comes out with that same god-awful screeching, harangue that she released on video last week.
That voice caused crop death and rendered livestock infertile in at least 4 states.
Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:09 PM (zu88C)
over and over on their favorite blog, hoping for new comments."
Infidel, are you peeking in my office window again? I'll hit F5 to see your answer.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 26, 2016 03:09 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Lymond at September 26, 2016 03:10 PM (wH6vD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:10 PM (JILvc)
Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (HgMAr)
And, again, they're not a polling firm.
They're a political analysis and commentary organization wholly owned by ESPN and Disney.
They survive on advertising clicks.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (21hN3)
them to unplug, it's pretty easy for them to be left on the internet,
hitting refresh over and over on their favorite blog, hoping for new
comments.>>>
I resemble that remark except for the kid part.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (P/aDH)
For one, I think the Clintons are done. They will be unceremoniously thrown out of the party. But I also think the party will go even harder left because the drift of the Democrat Party toward open Communism is downhill and gaining momentum.
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (KDlh/)
For the entire 90 minutes think: "Thoat tickle" over and over again until you see her turkey wobbles turn red (of course this may be due to her allergy to Mr. Trump and her lies coming to the surface of wrinkled throat).
Think this until she coughs and coughs and coughs. Then think, harf, harf, harf.
As this progresses, think "Left eye wonky"
Thus the triad will be complete, unless, of course, there is a body freeze done fall out, which will be the jackpot winner.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (Cx8BK)
***
I would argue it is.
If
the poll results out of Philly, for example, consistently undercount
the number of D votes because you can't poll the dead pollsters WILL
eventually include a fudge factor to account for it.
.
.
.
.The latest Wapo poll for PA had a D+12 sample and that one shows Trump up by 1. obama only got a D+7 in 2008 and hillary isn't going to come anywhere close to that.
Nate got famous for predictions because he didn't just use the poll results. He went in and parsed the heck out of every poll's methodology used and balanced that mathematically with previous election turnouts and results.
In essence, he unskewed each and every poll and came up with the correct results more often than not.
The left loved him in 2008 and 2012. Not sure that is going to happen this time. He needs to watch his back.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 03:12 PM (KDlh/)
Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 03:12 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+)
James Comey must be getting a little anxious.
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (HgMAr)
As well he should. I'm sure the Beast and her minions have made him a few promises.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:12 PM (1ZOkK)
"So lifelike...", they will fawn. "Practically human!"
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 03:13 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Mortimer: deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:13 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (7HtZB)
First thing President Trump needs to do (after having the WH sanitized) is clean out the DoJ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Then the EPA, the IRS, Dept of Education, Dept of Energy, boot Yellen from the Fed, ..............
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (jxbfJ)
What is to be done when it's the *parent* hitting F5 like a crack-addled monkey? It doesn't help that a lot of my work requires internet access so all my good intentions to leave the HQ behind forever usually only last about 2 hours (this is approximately the sixth time I've [not] quit the HQ in the last four years).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (GDulk)
horrific things that happen to Hillary. Be presidential, be noble, be
professional and look like a leader. No snide cracks, no sarcastic jerk
moves. Show some concern if something really awful happens, don't mug
for the camera.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, this. Plus, can't mock the first Grrrrrlll candidate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: IC at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (a0IVu)
(1) Anti-seizure meds
(2) Throat lozenges
(3) Coumadin
(4) "Bring me my brown pantsuit!"
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (iIzG7)
HE'LL PUT US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at September 26, 2016 01:56 PM (qJhUV)
............
At least Trump Camp will have gambling and hookers.
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (HgMAr)
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On the one hand, this will be good for the Democrats, because it will force them to find new talent (and I don't mean to imply that Hillary is talent). On the other hand, its not that they will go further left (I'm not even sure possible), but they will stay to the far left they are - Hillary didn't even attempt to bring them back to center.
More than a Hillary loss, what will really affect the Dem party is what Trump's first two years are like.
Posted by: SH at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (gmeXX)
Anyone remember George the Double You?
And the news media?
Ya, Trump as president is going to be worse than that.
Maybe even as bad as Lincoln.
Posted by: Him the Ham at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (Jw9xt)
People have long memories when you make them dupes and your personal both that you laugh at when they aren't in the room.
They know this. It's why they are freaking they might lose.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (JILvc)
1. They will not get close to Hillary with the cameras because of her weird eye movements and the possibility of an earpiece. They'll stay back, maybe on both her and Trump so it's not obvious.
2. If she get all stiff, foams at the mouth and shits her pants they'll cut away to a commercial break because "no one needs to see that".
3. They'll probably be horrible harsh lighting on Trump and a hot air vent blowing in his face all night.
4. Hillary will pull off a really lame "zinger" and the audience and pundits will go absolutely nuts with enthusiasm and zeal. It will be dubbed the turning point of her campaign and the moment she found her voice.
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Lymond at September 26, 2016 03:10 PM (wH6vD)
Sure, that's the script. However, the Real World might have a way of upending the Narrative.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (u0lmX)
Unless they are playing their favorite video game... or chatting about their favorite subject...
Its not that Kids can't or don't concentrate... its that they don't wish to concentrate on what THEY want them to concentrate on.
I know... I was one of those kids... 50 years ago...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (qf6WZ)
War. But what happens on the Democrat side if Hillary loses.
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look at their back bench. I think their most likely prospect for a candidate might be Keith Ellison. All the rest are just as bad or worse. Maxine Waters, for example.
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (U0lQa)
They have the goods on too many people. And billions of foreign cash.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (2z74n)
(1) Anti-seizure meds
(2) Throat lozenges
(3) Coumadin
(4) "Bring me my brown pantsuit!"
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (iIzG7)
...........
(3a) Sponge bath
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (HgMAr)
Put me in, coach!
Posted by: Zombie Marion Berry! at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (k0G44)
...can't mock the first Grrrrrlll candidate.
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But the next day Trump should say "we tried to kick a little ass last night."
Posted by: HW Bushy at September 26, 2016 03:17 PM (NUqwG)
Dems have lied so long about their intentions and delivered nothing that if a president Trump delivers something for them it will rightly cement people's impressions.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2016 03:17 PM (JILvc)
If she comes out "on fire" from her steroids (who cares about her liver and kidneys. What does it matter anymore? Steroids on top of steroids and speed to balance the levadopa and codeine)...you can bet she will be Shrillary and barking mad.
But then, my flying monkeys, the drugs will gradually wind down like an old clock til the next rewinding. She will either start with the coughing or wobbling and bobbing and wonky eye. I am thinking after the first hour til she done fall out or it ends and she forgets about the platform and faceplants for a grand finale.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (Cx8BK)
What is to be done when it's the *parent* hitting F5
like a crack-addled monkey? It doesn't help that a lot of my work
requires internet access so all my good intentions to leave the HQ
behind forever usually only last about 2 hours (this is approximately
the sixth time I've [not] quit the HQ in the last four years).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (GDulk)
That's one reason in part why I'm working on videos to help kids study more effectively. And since I'm going to be targeted by SJWs at some point, pissing off the SJW group is now part of my brand.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (/NlFx)
However this is not a standard election. For example: Trump is the anti-trade, less hawkish (at least toward Russia) and hated by the wealthy candidate, whereas Clinton is a free-trading internationalist, hawkish (at least toward Russia), candidate, loved by the rich candidate.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 26, 2016 03:18 PM (KhJh8)
For one, I think the Clintons are done. They will be unceremoniously thrown out of the party. But I also think the party will go even harder left because the drift of the Democrat Party toward open Communism is downhill and gaining momentum.
Posted by: V the K at September 26, 2016 03:11 PM (O7MnT)
If Trump wins the election, most of the neo-cons, pundit class, and Republican big money shift to the Democrats. Then it becomes a Dem civil war over how far left to steer the party.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 26, 2016 03:20 PM (Ee2nz)
Can't quite fathom how intense that would be.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 26, 2016 03:20 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at September 26, 2016 03:20 PM (6WPRH)
Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Me too. But I also think concentration needs to be developed. When I was a computer consultant in Ohio, I had the attention span of a monkey on crack. Fortunately, I was in client support with my attention constantly pulled in multiple directions at the same time.
I'm much better now but I still have days like this where I'm fine to let myself be distracted.
New thread.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 26, 2016 03:22 PM (/NlFx)
They have the goods on too many people. And billions of foreign cash.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2016 03:16 PM (2z74n)
The Obama Foundation will want that billions in foreign cash.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2016 03:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Bev at September 26, 2016 03:22 PM (I1lZ5)
I think Trump's best approach is to just ignore horrific things that
happen to Hillary. Be presidential, be noble, be professional and look
like a leader. No snide cracks, no sarcastic jerk moves. Show some
concern if something really awful happens, don't mug for the camera.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+)
Ok. I guess he should nix the idea of coming out on stage wearing those glasses with eyeballs on springs.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:23 PM (CFc5L)
the economy. Count on it. The Media, the Dems and the GOP-e will blame
it on opposition to immigration and 'free trade', i.e. letting the
multinationals access the US market from the Third World with cheap
labor and no regulation.
Unlike with Bush, the Media will not play it that Obama's Bubble burst. It will be all on Trump.
There is a lot of money riding on cheap foreign labor and using that to access the US market until the US market collapses.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 26, 2016 02:32 PM (fgOnp)
I don't doubt that the Fed is going to raise interest rates. They have to at some point. You can't just keep printing money forever. But in the context of President Trump cutting regulations, killing Obamacare, ending waste on green energy/climate change, and increasing spending on military, homeland security (including the wall) and infrastructure (and he hasn't said anything about cutting anywhere), then it might actually be a wise move for the Fed to raise rates, because all those other things are likely to lead to blowout growth in demand and possibly, therefore, to inflation.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2016 03:23 PM (DC/ZC)
The pressure, I assure you, is all hers.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 03:24 PM (Cx8BK)
These idiots are using registered voters instead of likely, they have a plus or minus 3.5% margin of error, their weighting is based on 2008 and 2012 - meaning they give a 6 point bias to women voters and they believe 18 to 34 year olds will turn out in higher numbers than +65's.
Sure, the kids came out for the Obama election, but every indication on earth is that they don't give a shit about Hillary. Who would treat this poll like fact?
Posted by: jwest at September 26, 2016 03:25 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Carol at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (sj3Ax)
the audience and pundits will go absolutely nuts with enthusiasm and
zeal. It will be dubbed the turning point of her campaign and the moment
she found her voice.
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (k0G44)
100% chance of this. They have probably had all the talent in Hollywood working on it for weeks.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (DC/ZC)
Posted by: jwest at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (6WPRH)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 26, 2016 03:20 PM (Ee2nz)
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So it will be a dysfunctional mess of Crony Capitalists, Neo-Cons, and Communists.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (KhJh8)
Yep, better known as The Borg.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (r1fLd)
For one, I think the Clintons are done. They will be unceremoniously
thrown out of the party. But I also think the party will go even harder
left because the drift of the Democrat Party toward open Communism is
downhill and gaining momentum.
-------------
On the one hand, this will be good for the Democrats, because it
will force them to find new talent (and I don't mean to imply that
Hillary is talent). On the other hand, its not that they will go
further left (I'm not even sure possible), but they will stay to the far
left they are - Hillary didn't even attempt to bring them back to
center.
More than a Hillary loss, what will really affect the Dem party is what Trump's first two years are like.
Posted by: SH at September 26, 2016 03:14 PM (gmeXX)
They have a lot more seats in the Senate to defend in the midterms than the GOP does. The real bloodletting will be after that happens.
Inevitably, they have to find someone with a more centrist voice in order to be credible, and they will. But it will be fun watching the Warren and Sanders show for the next 4 years.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2016 03:29 PM (DC/ZC)
Posted by: Brown Line at September 26, 2016 03:29 PM (667Qv)
They will steal the election if it comes to that and they will do it shamelessly.
Posted by: PBJ1515 at September 26, 2016 03:30 PM (PsdJu)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2016 03:30 PM (jsWA8)
4. Hillary will pull off a really lame "zinger" and
the audience and pundits will go absolutely nuts with enthusiasm and
zeal. It will be dubbed the turning point of her campaign and the moment
she found her voice.
Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:15 PM (k0G44)
100% chance of this. They have probably had all the talent in Hollywood working on it for weeks.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2016 03:26 PM (DC/ZC)
But I give it 50-50 she screws up the delivery somehow, so the sound bite will sound "off" when it's re-run.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2016 03:30 PM (DC/ZC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2016 03:27 PM (r1fLd)
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I can see one now party plank already: America must fight racist Russia to reestablish "Islamocommunism" in Eastern Europe.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 26, 2016 03:31 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2016 03:32 PM (DC/ZC)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (6WPRH)
Posted by: Czar Peter at September 26, 2016 03:35 PM (8pwSa)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at September 26, 2016 03:40 PM (6WPRH)
Long BEFORE Trump was the nominee.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 26, 2016 03:41 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 26, 2016 03:44 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 03:54 PM (EnGQE)
Enough to stop the cough and she will be zoned and unsteady.
Posted by: sunny at September 26, 2016 03:54 PM (XBatu)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at September 26, 2016 03:55 PM (pZEKq)
I fly in on my broom now and then for Hilz Haggard Harridan snark or terrorist attacks.
Remember, focus, debate morons. Mental strength for coughing. You will see her fighting the tickles. You will hear morons coughing in audience. Our mental thoughts will submerge into an implosion of coughing, hacking and spewing. Fifteen minutes in focus, hard. Then move on to head bobble and eye wonkies. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 26, 2016 04:13 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2016 04:19 PM (ngn8T)
>>>>> Lots of overlap w/ PA/Philly airwaves is why
Posted by: Tradd at September 26, 2016 04:34 PM (GSJcT)
You #nevertrumpers are TRAITORS.
Posted by: Fash the Nationalist at September 26, 2016 04:57 PM (mt/Ry)
Lol you're too good to be true.
Posted by: m-zero-x at September 26, 2016 05:23 PM (zWTYO)
Posted by: areswomen at September 26, 2016 06:07 PM (GjEiU)
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