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25 Years I've Been Flying This Airspace Sir, I've Never Had A Controller Talk To Me Like That [CBD]

Air traffic controllers and pilots going at each other, all while flying us around. It's funny, but damn, I would prefer not to have heard some of the idiocy on display here. [Below the break, because the hamsters are, let's be frank, sort of wimpy lately.]

So what kind of tussles has The Horde had with officialdom or waitresses, or clerks or Judges or whatever was maddening and amusing at the same time?

Hopefully none of the pilots or controllers did this....

Clueless iPhone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack'

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:00 PM




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1 Oy!

Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 24, 2016 07:01 PM (L2UGl)

2 This guy better not try terr me how to fry prane.

Posted by: Wi Tu Low at September 24, 2016 07:03 PM (H9MG5)

3 Why would you buy a phone without a headphone jack, if you want a headphone jack? Isn't that rather stupid?

Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 24, 2016 07:03 PM (L2UGl)

4 Only idiot township inspectors, but their the highest power so you have to do what they want.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:04 PM (JfUI4)

5 That Social Justice Whale in the sidebar sounds like she has the makings of a fine angry air traffic controller.

A few midair crashes would help these pilots over their privilege.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 07:05 PM (0cMkb)

6 3 Why would you buy a phone without a headphone jack, if you want a headphone jack? Isn't that rather stupid?
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 24, 2016 07:03 PM (L2UGl)

Yes. As is drilling into your phone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:08 PM (0mRoj)

7 Instead of waiting for users to just get used to it, they could see this as a market opportunity. Make an edition of the phone with the jack, charge more for it, and make it hip by calling it something like iRetro.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at September 24, 2016 07:10 PM (aqvG3)

8 there are some great ATC clips on youtube always entertaining

Posted by: the real ch3 at September 24, 2016 07:12 PM (NyVz8)

9 I ordered a BLT @ the cafeteria @ work. The young lady asked if I would like lettuce and tomato on it. I said sure, go ahead and put some bacon on it, too.

Posted by: BignJames at September 24, 2016 07:13 PM (9RGU3)

10 BIG angry birds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2016 07:14 PM (IqV8l)

11 Shit status: real.

According to Insty, Trump is talking about putting Gennifer Flowers front row at the debate.

Off the top rope!

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2016 07:14 PM (ACqhm)

12 Clueless iPhone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack'

I can't stop laughing. That is just so perfect, in every way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2016 07:14 PM (zc3Db)

13 Funniest thing I ever heard about of this nature:

ATC: "American 22 heavy, do you see the Fokker at your 12 o'clock?"

American pilot: "I've been waiting 25 years to say this. I've got that Fokker in sight."

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Deplorable Source of all SMODs at September 24, 2016 07:15 PM (2pIEi)

14 My internet went belly up.

Probably the router but might be something in the system.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 07:15 PM (0cMkb)

15 Fascinating stuff CBD

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:17 PM (JfUI4)

16 Listening to the Arabian man misunderstanding the numbers so many times reminds me of conversations with tech-support over the telephone. Yipes. I usually end up spending the majority of the time repeating what I say or what they say. Lengthy, lengthy phone calls, especially nice when I am put in a queue for a good 45 minutes before I can speak to anyone.

Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:17 PM (CFc5L)

17 Clueless iPhone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack'

I can't stop laughing. That is just so perfect, in every way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2016 07:14 PM (zc3Db)



My favorite is still recharging your iPhone battery instantly with your microwave.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 07:18 PM (0cMkb)

18 My favorite is still recharging your iPhone battery instantly with your microwave.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 07:18 PM (0cMkb)


LOL. You're killing me!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2016 07:20 PM (zc3Db)

19 Reagan knew how to handle those idiot ATC's when they get outta hand.

Hit the bricks Pal, your done.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 07:21 PM (ej1L0)

20 My favorite is still recharging your iPhone battery instantly with your microwave.





Posted by: naturalfake


I always kinda knew iPhones were being marketed towards idiots...

Posted by: zombie Gen. Sherman at September 24, 2016 07:22 PM (vyqqu)

21 Off, socks are hell.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at September 24, 2016 07:23 PM (vyqqu)

22 heh. I know supposedly smart guys who would butcher an iphone like that just because they're know-it-all-assholes. Best part, they'd bitch like little girls because "the MacGyver" didn't work.

Posted by: Fritz at September 24, 2016 07:25 PM (wOc4Q)

23

At a former job HR sent out all-call emails occasionally with BS morale boosters, feel-goods, etc.

One time they asked us to to describe our secret dream, what will make us happiest... to the entire list, without moderation...

I replied "I want combine the DNA of Humans, Cats and Giardia to make a Master Race that can Shit Kittens."

Yeah, that was another letter in the file. On the plus side, they took me off that dumb list...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 24, 2016 07:26 PM (nIGPZ)

24 It's always enchanting to read alpha/numeric serial numbers to "Glen" in India and have him say them back. Good times.

Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:26 PM (CFc5L)

25 "If it starts doing this [screen spazzing out], guys, this is perfectly normal. This means you are on your way to getting a brand new headphone jack."

That got a lol out of me.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 24, 2016 07:28 PM (jV8Mq)

26 If these stories are true then people are stupid. If these stories are not true, ditto.

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 07:28 PM (BO/km)

27 Google is right now pimping something called the "Golobal Citizen Festival" and describe it as "a movement to support women and girls".

Posted by: lowtech redneck at September 24, 2016 07:29 PM (egK2C)

28 3 Why would you buy a phone without a headphone jack, if you want a headphone jack? Isn't that rather stupid?


Posted by: Miley's Deplorables

I had a new cordless drill that was begging to be used. Unfortunately, I used my electric drill to put a hole for the cord in the cordless drill. After that I gave up. I've got it charging in the microwave.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2016 07:30 PM (iWW0H)

29 A: "It vast a bad day. Der vast fokkers in front of us und der vast fokkers behind us. Der vast fokkers all around."

B: "Uh, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know - the Fokker was a German aircraft in the war."

A: "Ja, but dese fokkers vast flying Messerschmidts."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 24, 2016 07:31 PM (o7l6R)

30
Google is right now pimping something called the "Golobal Citizen Festival" and describe it as "a movement to support women and girls".
Posted by: lowtech redneck


It's live on MSNBC

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2016 07:32 PM (IqV8l)

31 12 Clueless iPhone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack'

I can't stop laughing. That is just so perfect, in every way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

I assume that in a few days we'll be reading about people who drilled a hole in their head for the headphone jack.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2016 07:32 PM (iWW0H)

32 After that I gave up. I've got it charging in the microwave.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2016 07:30 PM (iWW0H)

You should have soaked it some hot water first to soften up the plastic.

Amateur.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 24, 2016 07:32 PM (d76uN)

33 "a movement to support women and girls".

A one size fits all brassiere?

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 07:34 PM (BO/km)

34 Reminds me of an old joke about an old joke about a Swedish pilot describing a dogfight with Germans to a radio interviewer.

At the end:
Interviewer: For the folks listening and having a bit of trouble with our friend's accent, a Fokker is a type of German airplane.

Pilot: Oh no, no, no. These fokkers was flying Messerschmidts.

Posted by: teej at September 24, 2016 07:34 PM (02ckt)

35 Google is right now pimping something called the "Golobal Citizen Festival" and describe it as "a movement to support women and girls".
Posted by: lowtech redneck
It's live on MSNBC
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2016 07:32 PM (IqV8l)

I've seen that show!....at the Platinum Club and The Cheetah Club.....been supporting women and girls since 1966 a dollar at a time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 07:36 PM (ej1L0)

36 Hah. LCMS types faster than i do.

Posted by: teej at September 24, 2016 07:36 PM (02ckt)

37 It is hard to convey information by phone, many letters sound the same, five and nine, one and four. It is much easier to communicate by using the phonetic alphabet. Just using Niner will help a lot.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at September 24, 2016 07:37 PM (aqvG3)

38 Interviewer: For the folks listening and having a bit of trouble with our friend's accent, a Fokker is a type of German airplane.

Pilot: Oh no, no, no. These fokkers was flying Messerschmidts.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 24, 2016 07:37 PM (0mRoj)

39 >>>31 I assume that in a few days we'll be reading about people who drilled a hole in their head for the headphone jack.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2016 07:32 PM (iWW0H)<<<

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Posted by: Egon at September 24, 2016 07:37 PM (jV8Mq)

40 Speaking of air traffic controllers, I went to see "Sullly" the other day and would recommend it. Capt. Sully always seemed to be a little more confident and optimistic than the way he's portrayed in the movie, but, eh, what do I know. Anyway, not a bad way to spend and hour and a half.

Oh and SPOILER ALERT!:
The plane sinks.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:39 PM (yODqO)

41 37 was in response to somebody upthread complaining about communicating with tech support via phone. Or something like that.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at September 24, 2016 07:40 PM (aqvG3)

42 A one size fits all brassiere?
Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 07:34 PM (BO/km)

Heh. Its apparently something about UN "sustainable development" goals. According to Wikipedia, Metallica is whoring themselves out for the occasion.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at September 24, 2016 07:40 PM (egK2C)

43 This has got to be trolling. No way anyone dumb enough to believe drilling a hole in your phone is the solution would have access to or understanding of what a vise or 3.5 drill bit is.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 24, 2016 07:40 PM (RfzVr)

44 Oh and SPOILER ALERT!:
The plane sinks.
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:39 PM (yODqO)

What did you expect after it struck the iceberg?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:41 PM (0mRoj)

45 Yes, it's all true.

Hillary was inviting BILLIONAIRE Mark Cuban to sit in the front row at the debate to make faces at Donald Trump. So professional!

So Donald threatened to invite Gennifer Flowers to the debate, to sit in the front row and stare at Hillary. And Gennifer is going to do it.
Getcher popcorn, getcher popcorn right now!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 24, 2016 07:43 PM (RFeQD)

46 You get the headphone jack. It just doesn't work and wrecks your phone.

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 07:43 PM (BO/km)

47 33 "a movement to support women and girls".


Sammich making 101 Sugar Tits

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 07:44 PM (voOPb)

48 As some one commented on Instapundit

"IS THIS THE BEST ELECTION EVER?!"

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 24, 2016 07:45 PM (RFeQD)

49 "a movement to support women and girls".

I thought they were supposed to support themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 07:45 PM (iLoHX)

50 Yet another reason to hate Mark Cuban. The guy got lucky during the internet bubble and thinks he got rich because he's so smart. What a f*ckwitt.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 07:46 PM (hVdx9)

51 You can take the racism out of your phone by drilling into it and filling it with rice.

Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at September 24, 2016 07:46 PM (Tyii7)

52 Wait - i thought "special needs," AIDS-stricken Sully was stranded on that island, after fighting his way onto the beach under a murderous Nazi crossfire, for four years after the plane sank after the collision with the iceberg.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 24, 2016 07:46 PM (YFnq5)

53 44 Oh and SPOILER ALERT!:
The plane sinks.
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:39 PM (yODqO)

What did you expect after it struck the iceberg?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:41 PM (0mRoj)

Yeah, but it's the 21st century!

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:46 PM (yODqO)

54 Sully Gump?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 07:48 PM (hVdx9)

55 Always pay particular attention to how your date treats waitresses, cashiers and other people in thankless jobs because that is exactly how they will treat you in five years.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2016 07:48 PM (/NlFx)

56 49 "a movement to support women and girls".

I thought they were supposed to support themselves.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 07:45 PM (iLoHX)

Strong independent woman don't need no support.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:48 PM (0mRoj)

57 Ugh, made the mistake of reading the comments at zerohedge. Now I need a shower.

It turns out Black Lives Matter are in secret collusion with the police to start a race war, all funded by Soros.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2016 07:48 PM (q177U)

58 Sully Gump the Castaway and he had pneumonia not AIDS.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:49 PM (yODqO)

59 'What did you expect after it struck the iceberg? '

How about a volcano? No, a giant mutant flatworm.

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 07:50 PM (BO/km)

60 The NIC system is still down. Day two.
My cynical side says typical govt. incompetence.
My slightly paranoid side says govt. test run for future "technical problems" (on purpose).

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 07:51 PM (hVdx9)

61 WIKI:

"His paternal grandfather changed the family name from "Chabenisky" to "Cuban" after his family emigrated from Russia through Ellis Island."

So he chose a good American name like...

....Cuban.

?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 07:51 PM (iLoHX)

62 A.Weiner could be the flatworm.

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 07:51 PM (BO/km)

63 Sully Gump the Castaway and he had pneumonia not AIDS.
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:49 PM (yODqO)

And he converted to Islam soon after and now runs a madrasa in Indonesia teaching underprivileged utes how to fly. Not land. Just to fly.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 07:52 PM (ej1L0)

64 >>>24 It's always enchanting to read alpha/numeric serial numbers to "Glen" in India and have him say them back. Good times.
Posted by: washrivergal

having you talk about this is hilarious.
i've been there too and it's maddening.
good times!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 24, 2016 07:52 PM (dJVZH)

65 I think we are all in agreement that one should never travel with Tom Hanks, whether by air, landing craft, foot patrol, or any other means.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 24, 2016 07:53 PM (YFnq5)

66 55 Always pay particular attention to how your date treats waitresses, cashiers and other people in thankless jobs because that is exactly how they will treat you in five years.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2016 07:48 PM (/NlFx)

5 years? More like 5 months

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 07:53 PM (voOPb)

67 Ugh, made the mistake of reading the comments at zerohedge. Now I need a shower.

It turns out Black Lives Matter are in secret collusion with the police to start a race war, all funded by Soros.

Posted by: Max Power
****

Half right. The cops aren't in on it. If we had a pro-America pres/govt in power I would hope they would arrest or find some way to go after that sleaze. He and the other far leftists are promoting civil unrest to gain political power.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 07:53 PM (hVdx9)

68 twenty seven eighty seven ....!!!

Posted by: qmark at September 24, 2016 07:53 PM (++OJB)

69 My slightly paranoid side says govt. test run for future "technical problems" (on purpose).
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale


Why can't it be both? Malevolence AND incompetence? This is, after all, the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 24, 2016 07:53 PM (RFeQD)

70 Tom Hanks: the anti-SEAL

Posted by: goatexchange at September 24, 2016 07:54 PM (YFnq5)

71 Always pay particular attention to how your date treats waitresses, cashiers and other people in thankless jobs because that is exactly how they will treat you in five years.

I always tip my wife 10%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 07:54 PM (iLoHX)

72 I always tip my wife 10%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

You sir, are a GREAT AMERICAN!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 24, 2016 07:55 PM (RFeQD)

73 I just got back from a Georgia to Alaska round trip.....it was actually my first flight in a commercial plane since I was a little boy (I remember that Flight of the Navigator was the in-flight movie).

I already strongly suspect that "turbulence" seat-belt warnings are used almost entirely for the convenience of the flight attendants. Speaking of which, the latter seemed reticent about giving direct answers to queries about the legality of getting up to go to the bathroom during seat-belt warnings after take-off and before landing....I owe a lot to the experienced travelers beside me who (loudly) assured me that a certain flight attendant was just being a dick, and that I was allowed to use the restroom if I needed to.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at September 24, 2016 07:55 PM (egK2C)

74 Cheap bastard.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2016 07:55 PM (AEqJh)

75 Youtube comment:
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in headphone jack.

lol

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 24, 2016 07:55 PM (R+30W)

76 "His paternal grandfather changed the family name from "Chabenisky" to "Cuban" after his family emigrated from Russia through Ellis Island."

So he chose a good American name like...

....Cuban.

?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles
****

And his grandson is more at home in Communist Russia than America. Must be in the genes.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 07:55 PM (hVdx9)

77
>>>I always tip my wife 10%.

I just gave her power of attorney

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 07:56 PM (voOPb)

78 60 'What did you expect after it struck the iceberg? '

How about a volcano? No, a giant mutant flatworm.
Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 07:50 PM (BO/km)

Graboids?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

79 It's really quite fascinating because I have no clue what they are saying to each other except when they start swearing. Funny stuff!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 24, 2016 07:57 PM (CNHr1)

80 My slightly paranoid side says govt. test run for future "technical problems" (on purpose).
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale


Why can't it be both? Malevolence AND incompetence? This is, after all, the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative
****

Would not be surprised if they are dragging their feet on getting it fixed.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 07:57 PM (hVdx9)

81 Most ATC folks are decent, always a few jerks in any line of work. Yes, I've run into a couple. Sometimes they forget that if the pilot screws up the pilot dies, if the controller screws up the pilot dies then too.

Posted by: Aviator at September 24, 2016 07:59 PM (5huyv)

82 >>>>.....owe a lot to the experienced travelers beside me who (loudly) assured me that a certain flight attendant was just being a dick, and that I was allowed to use the restroom if I needed to.
-------


Which reminds me of the story my uncle told me about my father. In grade school dad had to go to the bathrooms. Teacher wouldn't let him. So he stood up and pissed right there on the floor,

Defiance, wonder where I got it .

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 07:59 PM (voOPb)

83 >I always tip my wife 10%.

If she keeps the iced tea glass full, I mean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 08:00 PM (iLoHX)

84 'Graboids?'

No those are sandworms. This is something that lives in the sludge at the bottom of the river next to the nuke plant by the volcano.

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 08:00 PM (BO/km)

85 Slow day. No way people are out doing stuff when they could be here. Unpossible!

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 08:00 PM (hVdx9)

86 Gennifer Flowers, the woman that Bill Clinton had an extramarital affair with, appeared to accept Donald Trump's invitation to seat her in the front row of Monday's presidential debate against Hillary Clinton.

"Hi Donald. You know I'm in your corner and will definitely be at the debate!," read a tweet from what appears to be Flowers's account.





Let's watch the Beast's head do a Linda Blair

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 08:00 PM (auHtY)

87 No those are sandworms. This is something that lives in the sludge at the bottom of the river next to the nuke plant by the volcano.
Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 08:00 PM (BO/km)

Oh, right. Sorry, I was being unrealistic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

88 Oh gawd. Grandson going on first date tonight.

I'm friggin old.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2016 08:02 PM (AEqJh)

89 Trump should have a neurologist sit in the front row. Beard, glasses, white coat, stethoscope.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 24, 2016 08:02 PM (4HySM)

90 78
>>>I always tip my wife 10%.

I just gave her power of attorney
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 07:56 PM (voOPb)

---------------

That's just great. Now who's gonna do the pet thread?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 08:02 PM (kTF2Z)

91 >>I always tip my wife 10%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I just take the rest out his wallet while he is sleeping.

Posted by: Mrs Peebles at September 24, 2016 08:03 PM (5huyv)

92 " twenty seven eighty seven ....!!!"



It sounded like she said something different each time. Spell it out in numerals to me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 24, 2016 08:03 PM (kVBS6)

93 This is not going to end, black guy acts stupid and dies, black population swears cops just murdered black guy.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:03 PM (JfUI4)

94 Pudding or popcorn for monday night?

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2016 08:04 PM (AEqJh)

95 Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 08:02 PM (kTF2Z)

Don't worry all she took was financial control. I still have control over my creative endeavors. Until the AoS dental plan kicks in

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:04 PM (voOPb)

96 Those squabbles sound like the World of Warcraft squabbles that are so famous. LOL

I'm safely assuming good morning means Fuck You as well.

Posted by: Daphne at September 24, 2016 08:04 PM (ev02w)

97 Lovely sunset tonight. And a full moon too.


I'm trying to think of the last time I yelled at a service provider. I have been known to scream loudly at the automated "Press 1 if you have a current account", "Press 2 if you've dropped your last statement in the toilet", "Press 3 if you wish to be placed on hold for another 45 minutes before we repeat the menu". But that's a recording. Somehow I do feel really good about swearing at robots.


There are several occasions when I would like to set somebody's hair on fire in church, but it seems the LCMS frowns on that. Who knew? Should have stayed evangelical. They'll let you do anything.


Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 24, 2016 08:05 PM (bpfzP)

98 I'm thinking pudding Infidel.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 24, 2016 08:05 PM (CNHr1)

99 Jeez, it's a miracle that we don't have collisions every day.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

100 Until the AoS dental plan kicks in
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:04 PM (voOPb)


You rang?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 08:06 PM (FPzw8)

101 Zerohedge has the smartest commenters who know everything. Meta shit. And that threaded reply system that makes replies to comments

lo-
ok
li-
ke
th-
is
is really super hardcore.

The only reason they commenters are all not all billionaires must be the system.


Fu-ck
t-
he
sys-
tem.

Posted by: I love Science in the ass at September 24, 2016 08:06 PM (svFmG)

102 Oh gawd. Grandson going on first date tonight.

I'm friggin old.


Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2016 08:02 PM (AEqJh)
==========================================

Oh dear. That can't be good.

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 24, 2016 08:06 PM (bpfzP)

103 "Slow day. No way people are out doing stuff when they could be here. Unpossible!"



Been out doing stuff. Today, watching ball and taking serious naps on the couch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 24, 2016 08:07 PM (kVBS6)

104 Off Slutty hot Daphne sock.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 24, 2016 08:08 PM (ev02w)

105 >>>You rang?

Thanks for the chuckle NGU

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:09 PM (voOPb)

106 'Oh gawd. Grandson going on first date tonight.
I'm friggin old.'


If it's a girl he's taking out count your blessings and slip him some cash.

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 08:10 PM (BO/km)

107 Trump needs to mention "Rape" in every sentence he utters.

"IRS rapes the taxpayer." "Iran raped us over the pay for hostage deal." "BLM looting and raping". "Government is supposed to protect women from rape."

And on and on......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 08:10 PM (ej1L0)

108 27 Google is right now pimping something called the "Golobal Citizen Festival" and describe it as "a movement to support women and girls".

Posted by: lowtech redneck at September 24, 2016 07:29 PM (egK2C)

Yup... its all those citizens of the World..., who support Women's rights...

Against all us Nationalist Americans... who... actually gave Women equal rights...

So they want to import a bunch of Iraqi and Syrian refugees... who... uh...

Look! Trump's a RAAAAACIST!

Posted by: Don Q. at September 24, 2016 08:10 PM (qf6WZ)

109 >>>taking serious naps on the couch.

Plural RK?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:10 PM (voOPb)

110 Clueless iPhone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack'
--------

Heck, that's nothing. If they drill a hole in their head, they can feed the audio directly. No need for those pricey Beats headphones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 08:11 PM (9mTYi)

111 OK that's some funny stuff. I spent a lot of time flying and listening to ATC and I've not heard a controller swear like that. Maybe wanted to really bad, but never did it. Not even at sea.

And I can totally sympathize with the controller dealing with the SA crew. There's nothing worse than a pilot who can't speak engrish and communicate in short succinct phrases. Radio discipline. It's a superpower.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2016 08:12 PM (1qrFE)

112 102 Zerohedge has the smartest commenters who know everything. Meta shit. And that threaded reply system that makes replies to comments

lo-
ok
li-
ke
th-
is
is really super hardcore.

The only reason they commenters are all not all billionaires must be the system.


Fu-ck
t-
he
sys-
tem.
Posted by: I love Science in the ass at September 24, 2016 08:06 PM (svFmG)

I'd like to not be made homeless and destitute because the system rewards and enables Borderline Personality Disordered women and single moms.

So yeah Fuck that system.

I'm close to going off. Will let y'all know ahead of time when the court case comes up soon in family court.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 24, 2016 08:12 PM (ev02w)

113 39 >>>31 I assume that in a few days we'll be reading about people who drilled a hole in their head for the headphone jack.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2016 07:32 PM (iWW0H)

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Posted by: Egon

Some jerk is always ruining everybody's fun. I just realized, I may well be that jerk.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2016 08:12 PM (iWW0H)

114 ...Donald Trump's invitation to seat her in the front row

I want to see a seizure. Add a double of Ambassador Stevens and Vince Foster, please.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2016 08:12 PM (ZxmMG)

115 'Heck, that's nothing. If they drill a hole in their head, they can feed the audio directly. No need for those pricey Beats headphones.'


I wonder how many would believe that you get masive bass if you stick the phone up your ass?

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 08:13 PM (BO/km)

116 I heard a tale some years ago about a British airline pilot getting into an argument with ATC at Frankfurt, Germany...

The frustrated controller at Frankfurt inquired of the British pilot if he was familiar with the airspace at Frankfurt, and the British pilot was forced to admit that he'd only been in that airspace twice before, back in '44, and that he didn't land...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:14 PM (kP16F)

117 Ate at a pizza place overlooking the water tonight. Yes Chicago style. Yes Deep Dish. Shaddup. Now my pants are too tight. Time for them to go.

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 24, 2016 08:14 PM (bpfzP)

118 WTF?
There are supposed to be 6 servings in a can of Pringles? HA!

Posted by: Tucker at September 24, 2016 08:14 PM (LwIX0)

119 "Plural RK?"


*zzzzzzz.......snort......watches game for a few minutes.........zzzzzzzz.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 24, 2016 08:15 PM (kVBS6)

120 It's a girl and stepdad slipped him some extra cash. They are doing dinner and a movie. Neither can drive yet. Just makes me feel old. Time for another beer. Maybe something good on TCM.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2016 08:15 PM (AEqJh)

121 I always tip my wife 10%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 07:54 PM (iLoHX)

Do you leave it on the dresser?

Posted by: Kodos the Irredemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:15 PM (J8/9G)

122 37 It is hard to convey information by phone, many letters sound the same, five and nine, one and four. It is much easier to communicate by using the phonetic alphabet. Just using Niner will help a lot.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum

I've used a many Fourers and Fivers, and a few Sixers and Sevensers, but I too hope one day to use a Niner. Being a Twoer myself, I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2016 08:16 PM (iWW0H)

123 These air traffic tales "y'all" are sharing are great, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2016 08:16 PM (ZxmMG)

124 Clueless iPhone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack'

Gotta let the sound out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 08:17 PM (iLoHX)

125 Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 08:10 PM (BO/km)
Amen!!

Posted by: Clarney at September 24, 2016 08:17 PM (dgO4h)

126 Keith Scott Body Cam And Dash Camera Footage Released:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jdd96mp

The audio is missing from the first half of the bodycam video.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 24, 2016 08:17 PM (jV8Mq)

127 There's something going on besides college football? Who knew.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2016 08:17 PM (wgFcF)

128 'They are doing dinner and a movie.'

That's nice. I hope they have a good time.

Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 08:17 PM (BO/km)

129 Hillary is WAY out of her league when it comes to publicity stunts.

How dumb can you get trying to pull this shit on Trump?

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2016 08:19 PM (q177U)

130 WTF?
There are supposed to be 6 servings in a can of Pringles? HA!
Posted by: Tucker at September 24, 2016 08:14 PM (LwIX0)
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No kidding. I looked at the label of a packaged product the other day and noted 9g of carbs which didn't seem bad at all. Then I realized what I thought was a single serving was in fact 2 1/2 servings.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 08:20 PM (Sfs6o)

131 >> >>>24 It's always enchanting to read alpha/numeric serial numbers to "Glen" in India and have him say them back. Good times.
Posted by: washrivergal

having you talk about this is hilarious.
i've been there too and it's maddening.
good times!
Posted by: concrete girl
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When my wife becomes frustrated enough she just keeps repeating "Let me talk to someone who speaks English." Interspersed with "Transfer me to your supervisor."

I have delegated all service calls to her.

Posted by: Aviator at September 24, 2016 08:20 PM (5huyv)

132 Can't find any good movies on TV

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:21 PM (JfUI4)

133 Me either. Relegated to the Virginian.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2016 08:21 PM (AEqJh)

134 >>There are supposed to be 6 servings in a can of Pringles? HA!
Posted by: Tucker

There are if you don't Bogart them.

Posted by: Aviator at September 24, 2016 08:22 PM (5huyv)

135 Hey Tucker, ever find the doggeh food?

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2016 08:23 PM (AEqJh)

136 Can't find any good movies on TV

Try looking underneath.

Posted by: helpful hints at September 24, 2016 08:24 PM (q6IZK)

137 >>> I usually end up spending the majority of the time repeating what I say or what they say. Lengthy, lengthy phone calls, especially nice when I am put in a queue for a good 45 minutes before I can speak to anyone.


Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:17 PM (CFc5L)

only if you are paid by the hour to talk to those shitdicks.

Posted by: rich at September 24, 2016 08:24 PM (CrY8H)

138

Goddamn rise of the machines, I just got dissed by the dishwasher.

I walked into the kitchen to get some shrimp marinating for the barbie, and the display on the washer which tellss which subcycle it's on is flashing 'HO' at me...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 24, 2016 08:25 PM (Pby3z)

139 >>How dumb can you get trying to pull this shit on Trump?

Hope at least one member of the Trump clan munches away on skittles...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2016 08:26 PM (NOIQH)

140 Question. How can the networks not take a commercial break for 90 mins for the debate? I figure I will watch it on CSPAN.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2016 08:29 PM (AEqJh)

141 136 Hey Tucker, ever find the doggeh food?
Posted by: Infidel
----------------
Ha!
Yeah, she called back all apologetic. The bottom of a bag, plus a brand new bag - on the chair that was pushed in under the kitchen table. 3 ft from the dog bowls.
If I were only 3 or 4 foot tall, I might've noticed...

Posted by: Tucker at September 24, 2016 08:29 PM (LwIX0)

142 >>>86 Slow day. No way people are out doing stuff when they could be here. Unpossible!

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 08:00 PM (hVdx9)

I got started early and watched florida lose. So, I figure, discretion being the better part of valor, I'll just hang out here.

any movie recommendations ...

Posted by: rich at September 24, 2016 08:32 PM (CrY8H)

143 So what kind of tussles has The Horde had with officialdom or waitresses, or clerks or Judges or whatever was maddening and amusing at the same time?
________

Thruway toll collector once refused to take a roll of pennies. I took me a while to find the change, The way I figured, he was backing up traffic, not me.

Census taker insisted on us doing the long form with interview in 2000. I said no but Mrs. FH thought it would be fun so we submitted to that nonsense.

Nowadays, it's my coworkers who are fancy themselves as authority figures. But they don't pull it with me; they do it with customers. My role is apologizing for them and smoothing things out.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 24, 2016 08:33 PM (EJsAU)

144 How dumb can you get trying to pull this shit on Trump?

Hope at least one member of the Trump clan munches away on skittles...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2016 08:26 PM (NOIQH)



Bring a bag of cough drops and a copy of Weekend at Bernie's

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 08:37 PM (auHtY)

145 Had a County Clerk get all indignant about a letter they claimed they sent me.
After calling the local constabulatory, and threatening to have me forcefully removed from the office, I finally got the Clerk to pull my file.


There, right fucking on top was the letter they never sent.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2016 08:38 PM (q6nsK)

146 >>Can't find any good movies on TV


They're inside, not on top.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2016 08:38 PM (q6nsK)

147 3 Michigan State players raise fists during national anthem





Nice to see Michigan State got the feces kicked out of it today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 08:39 PM (auHtY)

148 so has having lewinsky show up in a blue dress been suggested?


heck have a look alike show up in a knock off of the same dress. spill some pumpkin spice latte down the front.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 24, 2016 08:40 PM (cPsPa)

149 Nice to see Michigan State got the feces kicked out of it today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 08:39 PM (auHtY)
==============================================

Was that the Wisconsin Badgers game? I missed it.

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 24, 2016 08:41 PM (bpfzP)

150 148 3 Michigan State players raise fists during national anthem





Nice to see Michigan State got the feces kicked out of it today
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 08:39 PM (auHtY)

Good on Bucky

Did you see where the Kaeperdick had an Oakland HS fb team lying on the ground for national anthem last night.

Just remember Dickweasel actions have consequences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:43 PM (voOPb)

151 heck have a look alike show up in a knock off of the same dress. spill some pumpkin spice latte down the front.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 24, 2016 08:40 PM (cPsPa)

Mirengue.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:43 PM (0mRoj)

152 starting to think I should get rid of the television.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 24, 2016 08:43 PM (cPsPa)

153 Was that the Wisconsin Badgers game? I missed it.



Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 24, 2016 08:41 PM (bpfzP)




Yes, 30 to 6. I hope they got their little protesty fists shoved where the sun don't shine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 08:43 PM (auHtY)

154
rotting carapace

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 24, 2016 08:43 PM (GdFQh)

155 have donald hand out copies of leaves of grass

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 24, 2016 08:44 PM (cPsPa)

156 148 3 Michigan State players raise fists during national anthem





Nice to see Michigan State got the feces kicked out of it today
Posted by: TheQuietMan



Heh! Badger Power trumps Black Power. HehHehHeh!!!

Of course UW is a commie school too but most of them are now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 24, 2016 08:44 PM (y1ubQ)

157 They went Full Retard.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 24, 2016 08:44 PM (GdFQh)

158 every answer the donald gives should start with, "well, first off I would like to say I did not have sexual relations with monica lewinsky"

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 24, 2016 08:45 PM (cPsPa)

159 Or Huma

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:46 PM (voOPb)

160 Play the National Anthem before the players take the field. How hard is that?

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 24, 2016 08:46 PM (bpfzP)

161 Been watching a little of Star Wars the Empire Strikes Back on TNT but should call it a night

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:47 PM (JfUI4)

162 Fuckin' Varno has got to be a Dr of comedy or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2016 08:47 PM (q6nsK)

163 Play the National Anthem before the players take the field. How hard is that?


No. Why should we have to change to accommodate them?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:47 PM (voOPb)

164 Just remember Dickweasel actions have consequences
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



They won't remember. Doing so would require self reflection which is RacistSexistGenderWhateverPhobic. Brave New World!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 24, 2016 08:47 PM (y1ubQ)

165 86 Slow day. No way people are out doing stuff when they could be here. Unpossible!

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 08:00 PM (hVdx9)

I got started early and watched florida lose. So, I figure, discretion being the better part of valor, I'll just hang out here.

any movie recommendations ...

Posted by: rich
****

Umm Zootopia?
Seriously- Murder By Death.
A classic.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)

166 Had a County Clerk get all indignant about a letter they claimed they sent me.

Posted by: garrett
________

I've had many variations on that theme. Once, the item in question was sent to Montana. (I'm in New York.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 24, 2016 08:48 PM (EJsAU)

167 No. Why should we have to change to accommodate them?





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:47 PM (voOPb)
========================================

Not accommodate them. Take away their stage. Deny them their little televised temper tantrum. What are they going to do then? Take a knee on kick-off?

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 24, 2016 08:49 PM (bpfzP)

168 Play the National Anthem before the players take the field. How hard is that?


No. Its better to identify the enemy this way. The Burning Times are a comin'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 24, 2016 08:49 PM (y1ubQ)

169 OT: The American Thinker's article on Lisa Bardack's deal with the devil is fascinating:

https://tinyurl.com/jaej643

Hillary truly is Gollum in her pursuit of The One Ring.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2016 08:50 PM (yddCj)

170 "Hi Donald. You know I'm in your corner and will definitely be at the debate!," read a tweet from what appears to be Flowers's account.

her public statements prior to now have been supportive of Hillary and she's said repeatedly she wants to see Bill

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:50 PM (U0lQa)

171 Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September

They will find something else.
This shit ain't ending anytime soon as long as there aren't consequences direct or indirect

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:51 PM (voOPb)

172 her public statements prior to now have been supportive of Hillary and she's said repeatedly she wants to see Bill

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:50 PM (U0lQa)
=============================================

What is she? Nuts?

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 24, 2016 08:51 PM (bpfzP)

173 You know what would stop this flag/anthem protest shit? A bunch of biker veterans posting the colors and bitch stomping a bunch of overpaid idiots who play a game for money and think they are heroes

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 24, 2016 08:51 PM (yTnCT)

174 You have to wonder how many of these yutes know the racist overtones of the Black Power Salute. Eh, who am I kidding. That would be racist or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 24, 2016 08:52 PM (y1ubQ)

175 Take away their stage.

They should be made to look like fools. Let the NFL feel the pain.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2016 08:52 PM (yddCj)

176 I wouldn't call it a tussle, but on a flight to DC, the weather was so bad, I had a stewardess crying in my lap. We lost three tires when we finally managed to get on the ground.

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at September 24, 2016 08:52 PM (Qvgg/)

177 I always get pretty snappy service at the pharmacy - recently the pharmacist told WeaselWoman everyone who works in the store is afraid of me.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)

178 Michigan State......

One time they had a QB that was a crack addict, a gambler and still ended up an 8 year senior starting QB.

Jeff Smoker I think it was.....cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 08:53 PM (ej1L0)

179 Did you see where the Kaeperdick had an Oakland HS fb team lying on the ground for national anthem last night.

Just remember Dickweasel actions have consequences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 08:43 PM (voOPb)





Suckadick tried out for the starting QB spot on the team but got benched. The Mariners suspend without pay the catcher who tweeted the truth but Suckadick is treated as a big hero. If the dipshits in charge of sports really think that the pajamaboys and Trigglypuffs are their target audience they are going to be bleeding money soon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 08:53 PM (auHtY)

180 So I should give my waitress 'The Shocker'?

Posted by: Afroman at September 24, 2016 08:54 PM (6QLnp)

181 >> I always get pretty snappy service at the pharmacy - recently the pharmacist told WeaselWoman everyone who works in the store is afraid of me.


Well, yeah.



They've seen you prescriptions.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2016 08:54 PM (q6nsK)

182 No. Its better to identify the enemy this way. The Burning Times are a comin'.
Posted by: Puddleglum
-------------

It's a little like running into a guy with dreads. It saves me the trouble of bothering to have a conversation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 08:54 PM (9mTYi)

183 Let these racist protests against white people continue (and make no mistake, this is what it is). I'm sure there will be NO unintended consequences AT ALL. Nope, none.

Hey, did you hear about the number of weapons being purchased by civilians lately? What could have brought that on?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 24, 2016 08:55 PM (y1ubQ)

184 Was looking randomly at the sidebar blog sites, someone else thinking Hillary is being juiced up.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:56 PM (JfUI4)

185
Umm Zootopia?
Seriously- Murder By Death.
A classic.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)



Zootopia has been added to Netflix.

Which is actually kind of surprising to me. DVD sales of it must have plummeted.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2016 08:56 PM (bMG0w)

186 15 Years I've Been Posting On This Blog Sir, I've Never Had Ace Talk To Me Like That!

Posted by: scrood at September 24, 2016 08:56 PM (3b9U4)

187 Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2016 08:54 PM (q6nsK)
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Ha! Good point!

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 08:59 PM (Sfs6o)

188 "58 It vast a bad day.
Point of order: it would be "vas", not vast."

At this point, what deferens does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dick at September 24, 2016 09:00 PM (97XyN)

189 I see cops in Kentucky nabbed one of the Creepy Clowns yesterday. He was some 20 yr old punk getting his jollies by scaring people. Cops spotted him lurking in the woods, and gave chase.

Suppose they shot him. Would we have riots?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 24, 2016 09:00 PM (DW+jj)

190 Have you guys seen Galaxy Quest? We are watching it on Netflix and it is hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:00 PM (xpSCc)

191 190: Well, if its mimes, it would be a Quiet Riot.

https://youtu.be/O_1ruZWJigo

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 24, 2016 09:02 PM (y1ubQ)

192
I see cops in Kentucky nabbed one of the Creepy Clowns yesterday.

Suppose they shot him. Would we have riots?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)


The rioters would arrive from out of town on a tiny clown bus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2016 09:03 PM (IqV8l)

193 >>I see cops in Kentucky nabbed one of the Creepy Clowns yesterday.


It's hard to outrun the fuzz in these shoes.

Posted by: Eric the Clown at September 24, 2016 09:04 PM (q6nsK)

194 I see cops in Kentucky nabbed one of the Creepy Clowns yesterday.


It's hard to outrun the fuzz in these shoes.

Posted by: Eric the Clown
****
The fact they squeak with each step doesn't help either.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:06 PM (hVdx9)

195 I see cops in Kentucky nabbed one of the Creepy Clowns yesterday. He was some 20 yr old punk getting his jollies by scaring people. Cops spotted him lurking in the woods, and gave chase.

Suppose they shot him. Would we have riots?


Posted by: publius
****

Nope. They would have taken him down with a seltzer bottle. Rarely fatal.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:07 PM (hVdx9)

196
Suppose they shot him. Would we have riots?


Cream pies. Seltzer bottles.

The Horror.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 09:07 PM (iLoHX)

197 What is she? Nuts?

++++

she's always said he's the love of her life, and she his. she was the mistress, remember. regarded herself as the third amigo.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 09:08 PM (U0lQa)

198 We could have a low speed chase with them chasing the clown on on of those tiny little bicycles.

Shep Smith would narrate it from his Action News Bridge.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 24, 2016 09:08 PM (DW+jj)

199 Drop the Rubber Chicken!

DROP IT!

Posted by: Kentucky Cop at September 24, 2016 09:08 PM (q6nsK)

200 Years ago, when I was living in Plano, TX, I received a notice on my trash can listing all the items I should have recycled. It had the name and email of the inspector on it so I emailed him asking if he really went through my garbage and didn't he have anything better to do. He emailed back, yes I did. I emailed back that he would find the contents of the cat box next time. Then I made a contribution to the tea party and have been audited every year since.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 09:09 PM (kTF2Z)

201 Normally I avoid debates like the plague. But this might be a train wreck I shouldn't miss.

Posted by: chicken-in-a-deplorable-basket at September 24, 2016 09:09 PM (L2UGl)

202 >>Normally I avoid debates like the plague. But this might be a train wreck I shouldn't miss.


I hope Ace brings back the LiveBlog.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2016 09:12 PM (q6nsK)

203 I'm sure trump knows what he's doing but I'd have gone with Paula Jones

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 09:12 PM (U0lQa)

204 Years ago, when I was living in Plano, TX, I received a notice on my trash can listing all the items I should have recycled. It had the name and email of the inspector on it so I emailed him asking if he really went through my garbage and didn't he have anything better to do. He emailed back, yes I did. I emailed back that he would find the contents of the cat box next time. Then I made a contribution to the tea party and have been audited every year since.

Posted by: Duke Lowell
****

But they aren't wannabe fascists or anything...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:12 PM (hVdx9)

205

Clown Lives Matter!

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 24, 2016 09:12 PM (LwIX0)

206 >>>I see cops in Kentucky nabbed one of the Creepy Clowns yesterday. He was
some 20 yr old punk getting his jollies by scaring people. Cops spotted
him lurking in the woods, and gave chase.

Suppose they shot him. Would we have riots?

Posted by: publius<<<




We'd have shot him with one of those guns where the little flag saying "Bang!" pops out of the barrel.



He might have died... laughing.

Posted by: militarized thug clown cops at September 24, 2016 09:12 PM (H9MG5)

207 191 Have you guys seen Galaxy Quest? We are watching it on Netflix and it is hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:00 PM (xpSCc)

That is a must-see Moron movie. I've watched it multiple times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 09:12 PM (0mRoj)

208 I think Les Miles might be looking for a job soon.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 09:13 PM (kTF2Z)

209 Drop the Rubber Chicken!

DROP IT!

Posted by: Kentucky Cop
****

(clown refuses. Is shot with rubber bullet.)

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:13 PM (hVdx9)

210 #203 Break it into half-hour segments, or they'll be too many comments.

Posted by: chicken-in-a-deplorable-basket at September 24, 2016 09:13 PM (L2UGl)

211 201 Years ago, when I was living in Plano, TX, I received a notice on my trash can listing all the items I should have recycled. It had the name and email of the inspector on it so I emailed him asking if he really went through my garbage and didn't he have anything better to do. He emailed back, yes I did. I emailed back that he would find the contents of the cat box next time. Then I made a contribution to the tea party and have been audited every year since.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 09:09 PM (kTF2Z)

They gave me a recycling bin and I use it to store my garden hoses

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 24, 2016 09:13 PM (dKiJG)

212 Oh Insomniac, we are dying of laughter here. I can't believe we've never seen it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:14 PM (xpSCc)

213 Years ago, when I was living in Plano, TX, I received a notice on my trash can listing all the items I should have recycled. It had the name and email of the inspector on it so I emailed him asking if he really went through my garbage and didn't he have anything better to do. He emailed back, yes I did. I emailed back that he would find the contents of the cat box next time. Then I made a contribution to the tea party and have been audited every year since.

Posted by: Duke Lowell
****

I would not have warned them. I would simply have done it.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:15 PM (hVdx9)

214 If Gennifer Flowers is sitting in the front row, I hope during Hillary's first answer she starts eating a popsicle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 09:15 PM (iLoHX)

215 Has anyone ever tried to throw away a large trash can? Very difficult to do.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 09:15 PM (Sfs6o)

216 >> He emailed back, yes I did. I emailed back that he would find the contents of the cat box next time.


This is why god invented Hornets and Yellowjacket Nests.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2016 09:15 PM (q6nsK)

217 I was thinking
#Clown Lives Don't Count

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 09:16 PM (JfUI4)

218 Has anyone ever tried to throw away a large trash can? Very difficult to do.

Posted by: Weasel
****

Chainsaw + garbage can. Some disassembly required.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:16 PM (hVdx9)

219 213 Oh Insomniac, we are dying of laughter here. I can't believe we've never seen it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:14 PM (xpSCc)

It's hilarious. You'll enjoy the rest of it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 09:16 PM (0mRoj)

220 Weasel, you have to put a sign on it that says this is trash, please take it away.

It ain't easy.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:17 PM (xpSCc)

221 208 191 Have you guys seen Galaxy Quest? We are watching it on Netflix and it is hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:00 PM (xpSCc)

That is a must-see Moron movie. I've watched it multiple times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 24, 2016 09:12 PM (0mRoj)

I heard that a series was planned.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 24, 2016 09:17 PM (dKiJG)

222 Good night horde I'm sick and need the rest.
Remember to play nice

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 09:17 PM (JfUI4)

223 George Carlin did a routine about how it was impossible to throw away a garbage can.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 09:17 PM (iLoHX)

224 OT: May have blown a head gasket in one of my vehicles. (Panic vomits)

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)

225 The debate needs a Bill Clinton look alike cozying up to Gennifer Flowers, soft caresses, a little dry humping to get under Hillary's skin.



America Decides 2016 - F@ck this - Everything's fair game....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2016 09:18 PM (/NlFx)

226 #ClownPiesSplatter

**honk honk wooga wooga**

**sprays with fake flower**

Posted by: creepy clown lurking in your bushes at September 24, 2016 09:18 PM (H9MG5)

227 One time I was in sort of an Italian restaurant and they served a thick tapenade to the table, and I asked him how we should consume it, do you put it on the bread, etc. He replied, "you can put it on the bread, you can throw it at the window, I don't care what you do with it." Since I was a guest at the table, I didn't want to say anything, but I have always wondered if I really heard him say what I thought he said.

Most online comments make servers untouchable, but I find the relationship to be contrived, you almost know what they are going to say before they say it: Are you ready to order? You want more time? Which one of you ordered the chicken? Are you still working on that? But in the middle of that they remind you how hard they are working: I am filling your water glass. I am taking your plate now.

As much as servers work hard, in today's restaurants they don't even serve you what you ordered, the food runner does. Sometimes you don't see them between "what can I get started for you" to "I'll be your cashier."

Posted by: todd at September 24, 2016 09:18 PM (BJzuv)

228 219/221 I finally had to cut it up and put the pieces into another can!

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 09:18 PM (Sfs6o)

229 219/221 I finally had to cut it up and put the pieces into another can!

Posted by: Weasel
****

Ironic, no?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:19 PM (hVdx9)

230 >>Suppose they shot him. Would we have riots?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)

Only if he was in blackface.

Posted by: Aviator at September 24, 2016 09:19 PM (5huyv)

231 224 really? I need to watch that because it too several tries before I got rid of it!

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 09:20 PM (Sfs6o)

232 Posted by: todd at September 24, 2016 09:18 PM (BJzuv)



One of my biggest surprises when I was teaching in South Korea was that there was no tipping. For anything. You get used to that real fast.


And amazing service wherever I ate. Great people.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2016 09:21 PM (/NlFx)

233 He was some 20 yr old punk getting his jollies by scaring people.

Was there ever any doubt?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 09:21 PM (iLoHX)

234 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2016 09:21 PM (KCxzN)

235 The only time I have ever had a cross word with anyone outside my family was about 10 yrs ago when I went to buy a patio set on clearance. was on sale for 600 dollars. Guy rang it up and charged me 125. I tried to tell him that wasn't right and he got pissy with me. Fine, loaded it up and drove home. Still didn't feel right so I went back and tried to make it right. He pretty much called me an idiot and said "the machine is never wrong" and told me to get hell out. I told him him he was an idiot. I still sit on one of those chairs and feel guilty.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 24, 2016 09:22 PM (JQU6e)

236 ...He emailed back, yes I did. I emailed back that he would find the contents of the cat box next time. Then I made a contribution to the tea party and have been audited every year since.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
---------------

I've told my long version story here more than once.

Readers Digest version:
City guy comes to tape a notice on my door to cut my grass. Guard dog wakes me up at 8:30 telling me the there an asshole 100 ft away.

I greet him. Take his note. Point out that he almost tripped over my lawnmower & gas can on the way to my porch.
Continued ranting until he just turned and walked away (F you, F your mother,go get a real job may have been involved).

5 more visits. Last wit a City cop. I still told him F you - go get a warrant.
5 court dates later, City basically.gave.

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 24, 2016 09:22 PM (LwIX0)

237 >>OT: May have blown a head gasket in one of my vehicles. (Panic vomits)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale

Pffft.
Amateur

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 24, 2016 09:22 PM (5huyv)

238 Good evening horde.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 24, 2016 09:23 PM (vRd8t)

239 230 yep. And I tried putting a sign on it that said TRASH, hitch I suspect they found redundant, and I tried to leave a note, too. Apparently the trash guys don't read notes.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 09:23 PM (Sfs6o)

240 One time I was in sort of an Italian restaurant and they served a thick tapenade to the table, and I asked him how we should consume it, do you put it on the bread, etc. He replied, "you can put it on the bread, you can throw it at the window, I don't care what you do with it." Since I was a guest at the table, I didn't want to say anything, but I have always wondered if I really heard him say what I thought he said.

Most online comments make servers untouchable, but I find the relationship to be contrived, you almost know what they are going to say before they say it: Are you ready to order? You want more time? Which one of you ordered the chicken? Are you still working on that? But in the middle of that they remind you how hard they are working: I am filling your water glass. I am taking your plate now.

Posted by: todd at September 24, 2016 09:18 PM (BJzuv)



Once, in East Berlin, a waiter slammed down a plate containing a veal cutlet so hard the cutlet slid off the plate onto the table cloth. This was after several iterations in ordering ("I'll have X." "We're out of X." And after finally finding something they DID have, and being asked what to drink, I plumped for lemonade, and was curtly informed, "Das its nuer. fuer die Kinder!"

Nice place. Big tourist attraction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2016 09:23 PM (SRKgf)

241 Went into San Antonio to see Benghazi survivor Tig Tiegen speak. He is, um, not enamoured of Secretary Faceplant. Probably just jealous of her vagina... nice guy, though, posed with Deborah for pics.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 24, 2016 09:24 PM (Kucy5)

242 The people drilling holes in their brand new $800 iPhones because the internet told them it would make a headphone jack...

If that's NOT your definition of a "feel-good" story, I don't want to know you. Because I love every single ridiculous aspect of it.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 09:27 PM (S2VsH)

243 I see cops in Kentucky nabbed one of the Creepy Clowns yesterday. He was some 20 yr old punk getting his jollies by scaring people. Cops spotted him lurking in the woods, and gave chase.




I figured it had to be some kind of bozo doing that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 09:27 PM (auHtY)

244 bozo...ftw!

Posted by: todd at September 24, 2016 09:28 PM (BJzuv)

245 >>>178 I always get pretty snappy service at the pharmacy - recently the pharmacist told WeaselWoman everyone who works in the store is afraid of me.
Posted by: Weasel

i like your style.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 24, 2016 09:28 PM (dJVZH)

246 I told him him he was an idiot. I still sit on one of those chairs and feel guilty.
Posted by: Molly k. at September 24, 2016 09:22 PM (JQU6e)


I had a reading comprehension moment just now. I'm thinking "WHY DID YOU LET HIM CHARGE YOU 125 FOR 60 DOLLAR CHAIRS!!!???"


I missed the extra 0.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2016 09:28 PM (Pz4pT)

247 When I saw "ATC" in the comments I naturally assumed it was Alex the Chick.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2016 09:29 PM (AroJD)

248 Damn weird ending to the Auburn LSU game.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 09:29 PM (kTF2Z)

249 It's over, BTW.

My mom, who considers herself an FDR democrat, which is technically true as she is a democrat who was born in 1940, admitted to me she would not be voting for the Devil Herself.

And this is what she said: "It comes down to personality."

Interesting. I think it's the poor poor health of the Devil herself -- seniors are hyper sensitive to health problems as they have siblings, friends, or they themselves have hit rough patches and can easily ID those (likely Parkinson) tells --- her shitty personality is the excuse my mom is giving.

She voted D all her life except in 2000, when she voted for W. The reason then was she was disgusted by Clintons and she looked at Algore as an extension of those reptiles. Yet in 2002(?), she wanted the Devil Herself to beat Lazio, but that may have been more a function of Lazio seeming creepy to her.

Whatever. But this is deep blue Connecticut.

Posted by: I love Science in the ass at September 24, 2016 09:29 PM (svFmG)

250 The best service I ever had was in France, me my brother and Father were on a Pilgrimage to Lourdes, we had to hire a Driver/tour guide/translator Dad was in a wheelchair, he brought us to a friends restaurant his friend treated us like family and the food was the greatest I have ever had. I am not a cheese person but he brought out some of the best tasting cheese I have ever had, found out later that some of the cheese was not pasteurized . The Driver had a stipend for lunch and dinner but we had him sit with us, we did this 1 so he could pocket the stipend and so we could go to no tourists restaurants.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 24, 2016 09:30 PM (dKiJG)

251 There's a commercial put out on local tv by my city informing people that used diapers don't go in the recycle bin.

Double face palm. How embarrassing. Do other cities have this problem?

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 24, 2016 09:30 PM (ozZau)

252 Evening, 'rons.


Still waiting for my acceptance to gab.


Played my new video game today. Fun. Did housework. Got busy. Drinking Manhattans.


Was a good day.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 24, 2016 09:30 PM (+eR2D)

253 243 The people drilling holes in their brand new $800 iPhones because the internet told them it would make a headphone jack...

If that's NOT your definition of a "feel-good" story, I don't want to know you. Because I love every single ridiculous aspect of it.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail
----------------
Same idiots that fell for dropping their iPhone in boiling water, or microwaving it.
Special Olympics should start a Tech category.

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 24, 2016 09:30 PM (uacvW)

254 Trump and his bunch ought to figure out some way to induce Hillary into a coughing fit.

They're going to have Hillary looped up on no telling what cocktail of shit to try to keep her from coughing, and keep he energized for 90 minutes or whatever the hell it is.

Trump's people should get some medical experts and try to figure out exactly what that cocktail would likely be and if there's anyway to exploit it in some way to screw her up.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 24, 2016 09:31 PM (DW+jj)

255 243 The people drilling holes in their brand new $800 iPhones because the internet told them it would make a headphone jack...
If that's NOT your definition of a "feel-good" story, I don't want to know you. Because I love every single ridiculous aspect of it.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 09:27 PM (S2VsH)



For real. Retarded hipster douchbags customizing their FruitPhones with a drill - ya gotta love it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2016 09:31 PM (SRKgf)

256 The people drilling holes in their brand new $800 iPhones because the internet told them it would make a headphone jack...

If that's NOT your definition of a "feel-good" story, I don't want to know you. Because I love every single ridiculous aspect of it.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 09:27 PM (S2VsH)


Yes it does.


Sorta mingling the two stories here, recently I had a rather pleasant interaction with a store clerk whilst buying pet food and kitty litter.


He was explaining to me the headphone jack problem. Which had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with our transaction at hand.


All pleasant, as I said, but I had to sincerely hurt his feelings by ending our interaction, what with all the other customers standing there WAITING for him to ring up their purchases. It was weird and hilarious all at once.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2016 09:32 PM (Pz4pT)

257 255 Trump and his bunch ought to figure out some way to induce Hillary into a coughing fit.
They're going to have Hillary looped up on no telling what cocktail of shit to try to keep her from coughing, and keep he energized for 90 minutes or whatever the hell it is.
Trump's people should get some medical experts and try to figure out exactly what that cocktail would likely be and if there's anyway to exploit it in some way to screw her up.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 24, 2016 09:31 PM (DW+jj)



Try a red light at 11 Hertz. Hey, it worked in "Andromeda Strain."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2016 09:32 PM (SRKgf)

258 Ah Star Wars. From "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter" to "Qui Gon tell me about Midichlorians."


Fuck you George Lucas.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2016 09:34 PM (bMG0w)

259 I haz teh sadz.

Posted by: Millennial Prison Clown at September 24, 2016 09:34 PM (Tyii7)

260 I figured it had to be some kind of bozo doing that
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Clarabell at September 24, 2016 09:34 PM (jO7js)

261 254 243 The people drilling holes in their brand new $800 iPhones because the internet told them it would make a headphone jack...

If that's NOT your definition of a "feel-good" story, I don't want to know you. Because I love every single ridiculous aspect of it.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail
----------------
Same idiots that fell for dropping their iPhone in boiling water, or microwaving it.
Special Olympics should start a Tech category.

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 24, 2016 09:30 PM (uacvW)



In other words, your average Apple cult member.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2016 09:35 PM (bMG0w)

262 >>Trump and his bunch ought to figure out some way to induce Hillary into a coughing fit.

Coughing, like yawning, is contagious. All Trump has to do is cough a few times at opportune moments and Hillary will be induced.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2016 09:36 PM (XoldI)

263 http://tinyurl.com/jeqkple

Another encouraging article on the
state of the RNC ground game. I remember reading articles that gave a
(false) hope for Romney in 2012 regarding Project Orca and the like, but
hey. I'd like to believe the RNC can improve.

This also has the happy circumstance of being responsive to the argument that Trump has no ground game. As a political outsider (with no apparent knowledge of the processes of politics), I can see why Trump would want to outsource his ground game to the RNC.

Posted by: Revenant at September 24, 2016 09:36 PM (3DSAh)

264 At the 45 minute mark, Trump should suggest 2 minutes of exercising and stretching in the middle of the stage....


A couple of push-ups...a few jumping jacks...jumping on one foot a few times...then the other....some sort of yoga position with a pelvic thrust and they're good to go for the rest of the night..


...those that survive..

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2016 09:38 PM (/NlFx)

265 In other words, your average Apple cult member.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2016 09:35 PM (bMG0w)


Seriously.


The funniest part to me, is how bizarre some of these substitutes for ACTUAL religion are. In the absence of a reasonable system of belief, people will believe in just about anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2016 09:38 PM (Pz4pT)

266 Oh geez, trash collectors. The county where I lived didn't pick up the trash, left a note saying it had to be in a clear trash bag. I took all the black bags of trash and put them (unopened) into clear bags. They were picked up.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 24, 2016 09:38 PM (EJsAU)

267 Appletards sharing the same problem as Apple's CEO: not knowing which hole is for what.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2016 09:38 PM (SRKgf)

268
In other words, your average Apple cult member.

Posted by: buzzion
---------------'
We should gather a bunch of them for a MoMe - imagine the entertainment value.
We could have them all go bobbing for Apples!

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 24, 2016 09:39 PM (uacvW)

269 In other words, your average Apple cult member.

Posted by: buzzion

iCult iMember

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 09:39 PM (jO7js)

270 265 At the 45 minute mark, Trump should suggest 2 minutes of exercising and stretching in the middle of the stage....

A couple of push-ups...a few jumping jacks...jumping on one foot a few times...then the other....some sort of yoga position with a pelvic thrust and they're good to go for the rest of the night..

...those that survive..

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2016 09:38 PM (/NlFx)


"Hillary, perhaps you'd care to show us some of your favorite yoga moves. You know, the ones that consumed 31,000 emails."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2016 09:40 PM (SRKgf)

271 Appletards sharing the same problem as Apple's CEO: not knowing which hole is for what.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2016 09:38 PM (SRKgf)


IT'S FUNNY CUZ HE'S GAY AND LIKES TO USE THE POOPER FOR SEX!

Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at September 24, 2016 09:40 PM (Pz4pT)

272 If you are going to catbox, catbox, don' tell.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)

273 Hannity had Trump at a town hall event in Cleveland yesterday talking to black leaders....including Don King.


I was encouraged. I've never seen ANY Republican reach out for black voters like Trump has.



And considering the quality and quantity of free sh!t under President Dumbass was kind of lacking for THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT, I think those blacks staying home will also help Trump.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2016 09:41 PM (/NlFx)

274 @251 Outstanding, Patrick. Do you suppose you got a little "sympathy vote" for being on pilgrimage? My BIL, an adventurous sort, used travel points or something to get the family over with him on a business trip, then got lost as a motherless child in rural France. Does not speak one word of that language. And people were just as nice as anything; he was even sure they got some kind of discount at the mountaintop inn they ended up at. In theory this is impossible. Or, in Thierry?

I've heard nothing but good about the French outside the cities (like here!?). Nice guy in Quebec said Quebecers love to visit Normandy because they have an antique dialect and don't mock Canadian French. Also that even the rest of France thinks the Parisians are insufferable snobs.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 24, 2016 09:41 PM (H5rtT)

275 right on Dangergirl

Posted by: concrete girl at September 24, 2016 09:42 PM (dJVZH)

276 And I do own an iPhone. And I like it. But I sure as hell don't think their shit doesn't stink. Sure don't believe I'm superior to others for the phone or type of computer I use. I have plenty of other reasons to think I'm superior to others.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 24, 2016 09:43 PM (bMG0w)

277 For good Customer Service, you know who you can't beat... goo.gl/lw1Qhm

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 24, 2016 09:43 PM (Kucy5)

278 This not a complaint about service but it is service related.
On my way home tonight I stopped by the local liquor store. The girl behind the counter was stunningly attractive. Tall, flawless complexion, spectacular figure. She was genuinely gorgeous.
The interesting thing is I don't think she knows how beautiful she is.
Think Kate Upton with dark hair, brown eyes and olive skin but prettier.
Alcohol consumption consumption among local horn dogs should be rising.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 24, 2016 09:43 PM (s7hQ/)

279 I'm all in for more drilled holes.

Posted by: Apple CEO at September 24, 2016 09:43 PM (Tyii7)

280 Posted by: Northernlurker at September 24, 2016 09:43 PM (s7hQ/)


We're gonna need Pictures.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2016 09:44 PM (q6nsK)

281 I want to beat up Millenials for believing everything on the internet. But then there were/are all the Gen Xers who believe(d) everything the television told them. And the Baby Boomers who believed everything the radio told them. And members of the "Greatest Generation" who believed everything the newspapers told them to.

It seems that while the idiot box evolved, the idiot has stayed pretty much the same.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 09:44 PM (S2VsH)

282 I have plenty of other reasons to think I'm superior to others.


hah

Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2016 09:45 PM (qUNWi)

283 That Hillary! interview between two ferns played at 1/2 speed is comic genius!!

Posted by: The irredeemable garbone at September 24, 2016 09:46 PM (9dH/8)

284 I've heard nothing but good about the French outside the cities (like here!?). Nice guy in Quebec said Quebecers love to visit Normandy because they have an antique dialect and don't mock Canadian French. Also that even the rest of France thinks the Parisians are insufferable snobs.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 24, 2016 09:41 PM (H5rtT)

...........

My sister and I do Europe every 2 yrs. We found the French to be the snottiest of the bunch. Scotland hands down has the best bunch of people ever.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 24, 2016 09:46 PM (JQU6e)

285 I gotta say that is a boss move inviting Gennifer Flowers after the Clinton camp thought inviting the deusche Cuban was gonna rattle Trumps cage.

Clinton brings a knife, Trump brings a thermonuclear bomb.

Oh how the media will howl.

The one good thing about having a democrat run as the Republican is that democrats know how to fight and they fight to win.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 24, 2016 09:46 PM (oS3wu)

286 Alcohol consumption consumption among local horn dogs should be rising.

----------

Alcohol consumption causes tuberculosis? Fuck.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 09:46 PM (kTF2Z)

287 I like to tell co-workrs:
If you hear me talking to yself, don't worry...I'm only responding to the voices in my head. (maniacal laugh)

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:46 PM (hVdx9)

288
Was a good day.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 24, 2016 09:30 PM (+eR2D

woot woot Lil Sis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 09:47 PM (voOPb)

289 Two new codenames for the Hildebeest:

Mad Eye Moody

Lady MacDeath

Posted by: delayna at September 24, 2016 09:48 PM (KNFU5)

290 Two terror clowns walk into a Starbucks...

Posted by: Millennial Prison Clown at September 24, 2016 09:50 PM (Tyii7)

291 290 Two new codenames for the Hildebeest:

Fucking Bitch?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 09:50 PM (voOPb)

292 292 290 Two new codenames for the Hildebeest:

Fucking Bitch?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 09:50 PM (voOPb)

..............

Pickled Pantsuit

Posted by: Molly k. at September 24, 2016 09:52 PM (JQU6e)

293 Cute animal post: Ki-Ki (key-key) cat likes to get under the blanket with me and cuddle. Yesterday she used my forearm as a pillow. Sweet little calico kitty.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jjcv3vo

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:53 PM (hVdx9)

294 Fucking hell bitch from hell is on the move. I repeat fucking hell bitch from hell is on the move.

Posted by: Secret Service Agent at September 24, 2016 09:53 PM (kTF2Z)

295 #294 I was just going to say "Nice tortie". She's a calico?

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 09:54 PM (S2VsH)

296 @264 http://tinyurl.com/jeqkple

Another encouraging article on the
state of the RNC ground game. I remember reading articles that gave a
(false) hope for Romney in 2012 regarding Project Orca and the like, but
hey. I'd like to believe the RNC can improve.

This also has the happy circumstance of being responsive to the argument that Trump has no ground game. As a political outsider (with no apparent knowledge of the processes of politics), I can see why Trump would want to outsource his ground game to the RNC.
Posted by: Revenant at September 24, 2016 09:36 PM (3DSAh)



As to the first point, the failure of Orca - from what I heard on this very site, from people who were actual users - sounded very much like it was the victim of malware to me. They said that everything worked fine the day before, and that it had supposedly been "stress tested" for heavy traffic. But the Big Day came along, and suddenly nobody could even sign on, and they had a heck of a time fixing that. At least that's what I remember them saying.

Given that Obama sent the IRS after the Tea Party, and has compromised even the FBI, I don't know why it isn't simply ASSUMED that Obama had government forces trash Orca. That's the pattern. That's the "MO". If it DIDN'T happen that way, it would be an anomaly.


As to the expertise that RNC brings to the table, I can almost HEAR Trump saying, "They screwed it up - why would I want THEM handling it for me?" The bright side is that - as a guy who has been in the casino business - Trump should have a handle on computer security. Just imagine how vulnerable his campaign would be otherwise.

That being said, you're still right. He needs somebody who knows what it's all about, and has the resources in place. He's a problem-solver! He'll make use of what they have that's useful, plus pull in other experts to deal with the shortcomings, plus adjust to his own specific circumstance, plus add his own marketing and media savvy.

While Hillary takes a nap.

Posted by: Optimizer at September 24, 2016 09:55 PM (EnK/R)

297 Hitlery SS codes:

Rotten Fish 1

Rabid Rottweiler

Dazed and Confused

Carpet Licker 1

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:55 PM (hVdx9)

298 148 3 Michigan State players raise fists during national anthem

Nice to see Michigan State got the feces kicked out of it today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 08:39 PM

A few Michigan Wolverine football players raised their fists during the anthem today before the Penn State game.

Unfortunately, Michigan won handily, so no karma was enacted upon them as it did to MSU.

The ABC announcer said he asked Jim Harbaugh about the "protesting" and Harbaugh apparently told him that he didn't mind it and said that college is where you find out what you stand for blah blah blah.

I'd like to see some follow-up questions to these coaches:

"So Coach ____, you state you have no problem with your players doing Black Power salutes during the anthem and 'protesting' in support of domestic terrorist groups like Black Lives Matter. So does this mean if other players wanted to protest their own pet causes during the anthem --- say, Pro-Life cause against the millions of babies legally murdered in this nation every year, or maybe wearing a Make This Country Great Again hat --- you would support that 1st Amendment protest as well?"

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 24, 2016 09:56 PM (7A4qQ)

299 Moby at 300. I repeat, we have a Moby at 300.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 09:58 PM (S2VsH)

300 As to the thread topic, all I want to say is that I just saw "Sully", and it was excellent!

Posted by: Optimizer at September 24, 2016 09:58 PM (EnK/R)

301 ...Alcohol consumption consumption among local horn dogs should be rising.
Posted by: Northernlurker
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I am instantly reminded of the movie "Say It Isn't So."

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 24, 2016 09:58 PM (uacvW)

302 I would also like to know when charges are going to be brought against Keith Scott's wife for (1) lying to police at the scene telling them her husband did not have a gun and (2) inciting a riot by releasing a video in which she LIED about the circumstance, claiming her husband was unarmed when shot.

I would also like to see her sued by every business which was looted and destroyed.

And the city should sue her for any damage rioters caused.

Yeah, I know... I'm not holding my breath. But in a common sense nation, this would happen...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 24, 2016 09:58 PM (7A4qQ)

303 #294 I was just going to say "Nice tortie". She's a calico?


Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail
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I am not a cat expert, but to my knowledge she is a calico.
All I know is she turns 10 this year and she has become very sweet when in the past she was rather aloof.
Many I a morning I am sitting up semi-conscious and she extends a paw touching my nose or mouth to help me wake up.
Great cat. This coming from a dog person.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 09:59 PM (hVdx9)

304 Clean-up, Aisle 300

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 09:59 PM (jO7js)

305 *I took all the black bags of trash and put them (unopened) into clear bags. They were picked up.*

Posted by: FireHorse at September 24, 2016 09:38 PM (EJsAU)

Now that there is damn funny.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 24, 2016 09:59 PM (RfzVr)

306 After googling- Ki-Ki is a tortie. Learn something new...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)

307 The goo has dripped down to 307

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 10:00 PM (jO7js)

308 more Hillary codes:

Whorpise
Dumpback Whale
Illephant
Chubs
Brittle Axe
Bug Eyed Falling Forgetting Egomaniac (BEFFE)

Posted by: scrood at September 24, 2016 10:01 PM (3b9U4)

309 Posted by: MAGA 2016! at September 24, 2016 09:56 PM (fd1Xp)

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Go back to stormfront, moby.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 10:01 PM (kTF2Z)

310 Ooops, now I'm at 300. I've got to learn not to use post numbers.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 10:03 PM (S2VsH)

311 Do NOT feed it. Just don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 10:03 PM (jO7js)

312 Moby gone

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 24, 2016 10:04 PM (vRd8t)

313 Posted by: MAGA 2016! at September 24, 2016 10:02 PM (fd1Xp)

Oh, he's a butt-hurt Cruzer moby. I guess they'll be a thing, now.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 10:04 PM (S2VsH)

314 307 The goo has dripped down to 307
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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^
Okay, that's a bit of cyber irony.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 10:04 PM (jO7js)

315 Looks like Hillary's troll fund has been replenished.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2016 10:04 PM (P/kVC)

316 I just learned one of my kitties is a tortoiseshell. Yay!

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

317 Torties are great. Does she have a funny meow? Both of my torties had the strangest meows.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 10:05 PM (S2VsH)

318 A Cob with white out

refreshing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2016 10:06 PM (voOPb)

319 310 Ooops, now I'm at 300. I've got to learn not to use post numbers.


Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 10:03 PM (S2VsH)



Use the hash.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2016 10:06 PM (bMG0w)

320 Torties are great. Does she have a funny meow? Both of my torties had the strangest meows.


Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail
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She has several meows.
There is the happy to see you meow with purring.
There is the trying to sleep, but ok meow.
There is the pissed off meow, and more.
She can be rather talkative.
Just wish she did not hate every other cat she met. She wants to be the queen bee.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

321 George Carlin has a really funny bit on idiotic airline announcements.

"'Please look around you to collect all personal belongings.' *Personal* belongings? What other type of belongings would there be? Public belongings? Do they think I went to the park and brought a fucking fountain on board the plane?"

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 24, 2016 10:07 PM (iLoHX)

322 311 Do NOT feed it. Just don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 10:03 PM (jO7js)


https://youtu.be/VjA9uJ2dFCI

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2016 10:08 PM (bMG0w)

323 I love the smell of ozone in the evening. Smells like....well, it smells like a scotch on the rocks. Maybe it's just me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2016 10:08 PM (kTF2Z)

324 311 Do NOT feed it. Just don't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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And for the love of God, never quote it - especially the hash.

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 24, 2016 10:08 PM (uacvW)

325 Torties are great. Does she have a funny meow? Both of my torties had the strangest meows.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 10:05 PM (S2VsH)


All of my cats have had unique sounding voices. My big male now, sounds like the tiniest kitten. I just had to wrassle him off my keyboard just now. I think he has no idea how big he is.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2016 10:08 PM (Pz4pT)

326 Torties are social. As in "hardcore pecking order" social. If she's the queen, it's everyone else's fault for not falling in line.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 24, 2016 10:09 PM (S2VsH)

327 Torties are great. Does she have a funny meow? Both of my torties had the strangest meows.


Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail
****

The other day while cuddled up with me, she was having kitty dreams where she was meowing and twitching. My feminine side woke me up to make sure she was ok.
Are you ok Ki-Ki?
(Gentle meow)
Ok kitty. (we both fell asleep again)

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 10:10 PM (hVdx9)

328 Hillary theme song, She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes.

Posted by: Kim Carnes at September 24, 2016 10:11 PM (XoldI)

329 Posted by: Kim Carnes at September 24, 2016 10:11 PM (XoldI)
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LOL

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 24, 2016 10:13 PM (vRd8t)

330 Well, MisHum! There you are! I tried to give you some coffee in your morning thread, but you were gone with the wind.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 10:13 PM (xpSCc)

331 Torties are social. As in "hardcore pecking order" social. If she's the queen, it's everyone else's fault for not falling in line.


Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail
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She has made it clear to our other cat Miss Piggy that she DOES NOT like her. As a result Miss Piggy returns the favor. We keep them separate at all times as Ki-Ki is declawed in the front and Piggy is not. Even if Ki-Ki had her claws, piggy outweighs her and has more experience street fighting.
We took in Piggy after our doggy had to be put down.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 24, 2016 10:15 PM (hVdx9)

332 Ont up.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 24, 2016 10:18 PM (vRd8t)

333 Hillary theme song, She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes.

Rosie O'Donnell thighs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2016 10:18 PM (jO7js)

334 Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 24, 2016 09:41 PM (H5rtT)

Lourdes was a very moving experience, was the first trip my Dad took after he became a quad, he didn't think he could travel but after the trip he found he really could travel, we did a Cruise and another big trip across Europe.

Me and my wife really want to travel to Israel when our son get old enough to understand, we are lucking out that the people in front of us at the games ( they have season ticket) we attend are from Israel and his Mother said if we go we have to see her,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 24, 2016 10:19 PM (dKiJG)

335 I wonder how many would believe that you get masive [sic] bass if you stick the phone up your ass?
Posted by: freaked at September 24, 2016 08:13 PM (BO/km)

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No, that doesn't work either.

Posted by: Bespectacled Shopkeeper at September 24, 2016 11:31 PM (o7l6R)

336 Just using Niner will help a lot.

I have found that Siri does not understand niner.

Neither do most tech support folks, even native American English speakers.

Posted by: Fox 2! at September 25, 2016 12:48 AM (brIR5)

337 257 255 Trump and his bunch ought to figure out some way to induce Hillary into a coughing fit.
They're going to have Hillary looped up on no telling what cocktail of shit to try to keep her from coughing, and keep he energized for 90 minutes or whatever the hell it is.
Trump's people should get some medical experts and try to figure out exactly what that cocktail would likely be and if there's anyway to exploit it in some way to screw her up.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 24, 2016 09:31 PM (DW+jj)


Try a red light at 11 Hertz. Hey, it worked in "Andromeda Strain."


Someone (on an earlier thread? Another site?) suggested wearing all of the flashy bling people had. Enough scintillation might set Hills off.

Posted by: Fox 2! at September 25, 2016 01:00 AM (brIR5)

338 hello test

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 25, 2016 01:15 AM (icDRs)

339 About 50 years ago, my wife was preparing for her long cross country for her license. She called the flight service station and got a female voice. She asked for the weather between Tulsa an airport 500 miles away. The female voice said "honey, why don't you just look out the window." Of course, my wife reported her. The next time I ran into her, she was breaking in at our reliever airport, busiest in the state with a bunch of flight schools. At that time, the newspaper had lauded her as the first female controller (not really true). As I was returning from St Louis, I went trough Tulsa ATC and called into that airport. That female controller told me "left downwind to 18 left. I ask for a say again. She thought I was deaf and testily said again. I asked her, didn't she mean RIGHT downwind for 18 right since that was the way traffic was going. She chewed me out and said that she was the controller and I must do what she said. I explained to her that no I didn't. and reported her. By the way, that was one of the airports the FAA used to check out student controllers because it was close, but away, from OKC. Not everybody is perfect, but she almost had me convinced.

Posted by: Old Country Boy at September 25, 2016 09:15 AM (H2VXv)

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