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The Morning Report 9/24/16 [J.J. Sefton]

Good Saturday morning, gang. Was hoping for a quiet weekend without 'splodey Presto's, but instead we have a free range psycho with a gun, to Chris Hayes' delight. Feh. Have a better one!

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:10 AM (9P3OG)

2 Good morning. It is too early for a Saturday, but the tile saw beckons.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:10 AM (WoyGL)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

This will wake you up, & in a good way.
Enjoy. http://youtu.be/TbzTcFRiEr0

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2016 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

4 2 Good morning. It is too early for a Saturday, but the tile saw beckons.
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:10 AM (WoyGL)


Maybe don't use it on your teeth to make the day more acceptable?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:12 AM (9P3OG)

5 'Mornin.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 07:13 AM (Sfs6o)

6 Morning all From near the Nation's Capitol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:13 AM (yuxFf)

7 6 Morning all From near the Nation's Capitol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:13 AM (yuxFf)


Point your ass at 1600 Penna. Ave. and let one rip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:14 AM (9P3OG)

8 Air blitz on Aleppo continues
In the third day of a joint operation between the Assad regime and Russia, heavy aerial bombardment of Aleppo has killed at least another 15 people Saturday; 'This is the worst day we've had in a long time.'

Hell of a Truce you got there Fredo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:16 AM (yuxFf)

9 Bom Dia from Sao Paulo !


Work is done
I head home to Joisey tonight

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 07:16 AM (mp6Gr)

10 Point your ass at 1600 Penna. Ave. and let one rip.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:14 AM (9P3OG)


Every chance I get....of course at my age that means bringing more than the normal change of undies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:17 AM (yuxFf)

11 When I went to bed last night, they were looking for a Hispanic shooter who was at large. Has anything changed in that story as of this morning, and are they just basing the Hispanic identity on those photos?

Sorry for the basic questions, but no tv or radio here.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:18 AM (WoyGL)

12 no blah blah blah

Posted by: Calimari bin CNN at September 24, 2016 07:18 AM (GdFQh)

13 Wait, the thread changed

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:18 AM (JfUI4)

14 11 When I went to bed last night, they were looking for a Hispanic shooter who was at large. Has anything changed in that story as of this morning, and are they just basing the Hispanic identity on those photos?

Sorry for the basic questions, but no tv or radio here.
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:18 AM (WoyGL)


Click my link at the top. It goes to AOL but you can also check Weasel Zippers. He tracks these events very comprehensively with frequent updates.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:19 AM (9P3OG)

15 Even Drudge doesn't really have the Mall shooting

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:20 AM (J+eG2)

16 118 days till inauguration, a date looking forward to, or dreading.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:20 AM (JfUI4)

17 Mall shooting was around 9pm west coast time I think.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:21 AM (JfUI4)

18 Zip, with a photo

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=297195

Can't make out the type of book the guy is carrying though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:22 AM (J+eG2)

19 Work is done
I head home to Joisey tonight

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 07:16 AM (mp6Gr)

Your being punished?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:22 AM (yuxFf)

20 Nothing new there, Thanks though.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:22 AM (WoyGL)

21 16 118 days till inauguration, a date looking forward to, or dreading.
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:20 AM (JfUI4)


I think that probably the only thing standing in the way of Trump winning it is massive fraud by the usual suspects in the usual places.

That said, a lot of unusual places seem to be within our reach for the first time in decades so that might have caught the Cheat Machine off guard.

Trump might even surprise and win by a wide enough margin to thwart the cheating and even create a mandate (not the gay pron mag).

We shall see. But on the whole, feeling generally positive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:23 AM (9P3OG)

22 Space X rocket went sploady due to leaks in fuels, thought with a million things to go wrong it was one of them.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:24 AM (JfUI4)

23 18
Can't make out the type of book the guy is carrying though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:22 AM (J+eG2)


Koran or Shooter's Bible? D'oh!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:24 AM (9P3OG)

24 And now reports that a fifth Mall victim has died at the hospital.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:24 AM (J+eG2)

25 JJ, me too

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:24 AM (JfUI4)

26 Playboy magazine features hijab wearing woman for the first time ever

The Times they are a changing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:24 AM (yuxFf)

27 willowed from last thread:

Thank you Vic. Your efforts, especially the commentary, are most appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2016 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

28 And now reports that a fifth Mall victim has died at the hospital.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:24 AM (J+eG2)

Any word on Motive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:25 AM (yuxFf)

29 26 Playboy magazine features hijab wearing woman for the first time ever

The Times they are a changing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:24 AM (yuxFf)


"Penthouse" will now become "Goat Stall."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:26 AM (9P3OG)

30 I'm actually optimistic Trump can win Pa, I see nothing pro Hillary, she cant pull in 200 brain washed college students at a University .

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:27 AM (JfUI4)

31 I sent a message to a Navy Buddy of mine who is a Police Chief outside of Seattle, but have not heard from him yet...I assume he is a tad busy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:28 AM (yuxFf)

32 "Any word on Motive?"

I was diving through the comments at Zips, and nothing on motive mentioned.

Reference to store and mall employees saying thy have never seen him before, so he appears to not be an employee, or frequent visitor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:28 AM (J+eG2)

33 And why in Playboy still relevant?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:28 AM (JfUI4)

34 RT has a 5th victim passing away, sad to say. The shooter doesn't look for certain to be Hispanic to me, but I am just going by a grainy photo.

https://www.rt.com/usa/360469-cascade-mall-shooting-burlington/

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:28 AM (WoyGL)

35 Seven hours to Pet Thread.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 07:29 AM (Sfs6o)

36 Good Morning,
I'm watching Twentieth Century on TCM on demand. It's one of my favorite 1930's classic movies.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 07:29 AM (sj3Ax)

37 Firearm doesn't look to have pistol grip.

Hunting rifle?


I wonder what a better photo would reveal about the image on his tee shirt?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:31 AM (J+eG2)

38 32 "Any word on Motive?"

I was diving through the comments at Zips, and nothing on motive mentioned.

Reference to store and mall employees saying thy have never seen him before, so he appears to not be an employee, or frequent visitor.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:28 AM (J+eG2)


First instinct is it's a lone Blitzer of the Islamic variety. We are overdue for something on the order of the Westfield Mall in Nairobi a few years back, or something along the lines of a Mumbai or Paris.

Just dreading the inevitable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:32 AM (9P3OG)

39 Stranger Together

Posted by: fluffy at September 24, 2016 07:33 AM (eiFlk)

40 Looking at the Pic on Weasel Zippers, and I am not saying this because I reactively blame muslims, but he looks more Arabic than Hispanic.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:33 AM (yuxFf)

41 Stranger Together
Posted by: fluffy 

Beat me to it.

I hope they bury the axe. And not in each others backs.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2016 07:36 AM (ZFUt7)

42 40 Looking at the Pic on Weasel Zippers, and I am not saying this because I reactively blame muslims, but he looks more Arabic than Hispanic.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:33 AM (yuxFf)


I always thought Qaddafi looked Puerto Rican, especially after he got his hair permed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:36 AM (9P3OG)

43 It takes something to goout and kill 5 people, person relationship and others get in way, mental illness or a religion

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:37 AM (JfUI4)

44 I hope they bury the axe. And not in each others backs.
Posted by: se pa moron

yep.

Job one is to block HRC from the White House.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:38 AM (WoyGL)

45 I always thought Qaddafi looked Puerto Rican, especially after he got his hair permed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:36 AM (9P3OG)

I always thought I looked like Paul Newman. What do you think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:38 AM (yuxFf)

46 Playboy has pics of woman in Muslim clothes?
My older brother had a subscription when we were children & my mother didn't care if we looked at them.
My mother didn't see anything wrong with two 7-8 or 8-9 year olds looking at them.
In 1960s they were tasteful.


Muslim clothes? That killed subscriptions & probably triggered cancellations. My older brother was ticked off for some reason a few years ago & let it expire.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 07:39 AM (sj3Ax)

47 41 Stranger Together
Posted by:fluffy

Beat me to it.

I hope they bury the axe. And not in each others backs.
Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2016 07:36 AM (ZFUt7)


I think both of them, judging by their statements, sound genuine. And Trump is going to need Cruz since once sworn in - PLEASE G-D - watch Rancid Pubis and the GOP abandon him and try to sabotage him at every turn.

Lest we forget, if we hold the Senate and House, McCocksucker and Ryno will still be there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:39 AM (9P3OG)

48 45 I always thought I looked like Paul Newman. What do you think?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:38 AM (yuxFf)


You do have that Fast Eddie Felson vibe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:39 AM (9P3OG)

49 NGU

Call it something intangible, but I wanna lean towards middle eastern descent as well.

Footwear seems off too.

I get the impression of leather or fabric slip-ons.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:39 AM (J+eG2)

50 By the way, not that it matters, and not that anything will come of it, but last nights FBI Doc Dump showed that Fredo and The FAB flat out lied to the American People...and they do it without any trace of remorse..Think ANYONE will call them on it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:40 AM (yuxFf)

51 50 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:40 AM (yuxFf)


As I wrote above, ". . . or Sun Rises In East."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:41 AM (9P3OG)

52
You do have that Fast Eddie Felson vibe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 07:39 AM (9P3OG)

LOL...I had to google that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:41 AM (yuxFf)

53 Morning Horde.

Looks like a good day for long leisurely walks and reading. I checked out a book on Peter Arno, known for his racy jazz age New Yorker cartoons.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 24, 2016 07:42 AM (jR7Wy)

54 I hope they have some better pictures of him. I can't tell what he's carrying at all, either. Could be a Chipmunk for all clarity in the photo.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:42 AM (WoyGL)

55 >>> I hope they bury the axe. And not in each others backs.

I commented without reading. Thought it was about Hill Dawg.

I'm glad that Ted has come around.

Posted by: fluffy at September 24, 2016 07:43 AM (eiFlk)

56
Job one is to block HRC from the White House.
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable

Absolutely, positively. Cruz has no future if Hillary takes over. In what I perceive as a somewhat conservative (with a question mark and an asterisk) Trump administration, Cruz could be an important allie, and lightning rod.

So yes, both stronger and stranger together.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2016 07:43 AM (ZFUt7)

57 Looks like unemployment numbers just ticked up by two.


http://tinyurl.com/zq2y44k

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:43 AM (J+eG2)

58 40 Looking at the Pic on Weasel Zippers, and I am not saying this because I reactively blame muslims, but he looks more Arabic than Hispanic.
_____________

They aren't reporting that he said anything in Spanish, so it's not clear where they are getting the "hispanic" descriptor from. Presumably they're just guessing, based on his looks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2016 07:43 AM (NnYnv)

59
I always thought I looked like Paul Newman. What do you think?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 07:38 AM (
--------------

If you really look like Paul Newman, I'm coming to Andrews today to have my teeth cleaned. I don't care what they say about you.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 07:43 AM (xpSCc)

60 Think ANYONE will call them on it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Why would they start now? He's skated on everything so far.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:44 AM (WoyGL)

61 Fluffy!!

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 07:45 AM (sj3Ax)

62 From the EMT

Bets on whether or not the "Hispanic" shooter is from Juarez Afghanistan?

I denounce myself.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 24, 2016 06:32 AM (srirD)

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 24, 2016 07:45 AM (srirD)

63 Eris, I've always loved those New Yorker cartoons. Used to love the New Yorker too, 30 years ago. I used to ride the subway into DC each day, and it took almost exactly a week of subway reading to finish each magazine.

They weren't crazy then, or at least if they were, I didn't notice it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 07:46 AM (xpSCc)

64 I sharted, but it smells like cinnamon. Cinnamon and blue light. Very loud blue light.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 24, 2016 07:47 AM (97XyN)

65 Don't know how I feel about this potential shift in endorsements


http://tinyurl.com/jjxc64f

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:47 AM (J+eG2)

66 Look at the grouse!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 24, 2016 07:48 AM (97XyN)

67 Well I'm back after my normally 1 hour call from brother in GA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 07:48 AM (mpXpK)

68 "If you really look like Paul Newman, I'm coming to Andrews today to have my teeth cleaned. I don't care what they say about you. "

Seen Mr Newman lately?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:49 AM (J+eG2)

69 Newman? Is he still dead?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 07:50 AM (i1diC)

70 Have a good day, Morons. Time to get to it.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 07:51 AM (WoyGL)

71
Hillary Clinton, after powering through 15 minutes of campaigning this past week, cancels trip to Charlotte.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2016 07:51 AM (ZFUt7)

72 Well, I know he's dead, but I'm assuming NGU is talking about what Paul Newman looked like in his prime.

Or am I assuming facts not in evidence?

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 07:52 AM (xpSCc)

73 Hi Carol!

Posted by: fluffy at September 24, 2016 07:53 AM (eiFlk)

74 you know, when you assume, you make an assessment out of u.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 07:53 AM (i1diC)

75 Nevergiveup,
I'm sure The JEF just found out when he read it in the newspaper.
BS on same old lies.
I was going to stay home because I don't like either, but I know Mrs. Clinton is Evil & im voting Trump.

I'm really sick of those Never Trump jerks. STHU! I looked at twitter last night & Erickson endorsed the third party candidate.
Does anyone really care who that man endorsed?

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 07:53 AM (sj3Ax)

76 stoopid autocorrect

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 07:54 AM (i1diC)

77 So Hillary is pulling out of the Charlotte visit?


Is she still publicly aligning herself with the rioters, and the #BLM movement?


http://heat.st/2cttHc3


I have often said,
Hillary is endorsed by #BLM
Trump is endorsed by the FOP


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:54 AM (J+eG2)

78 It looks like Cruz's list of reasons for voting for Trump is the same list that's been out there for a while.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 24, 2016 07:54 AM (BS8yt)

79 Vic - Vapeing is a painless way to quit smoking, also no hunger issues. Been vapeing several years, worked my way from nicotine level 18 to 3, trying to get to level 0 before FDA makes it too expensive. No desire to smoke. Highly recommend it.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at September 24, 2016 07:56 AM (SoJdk)

80 you know, when you assume, you make an assessment out of u.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 07:53 AM (i1diC)
-------------------

I, uh, will keep that in mind. Uh, thanks.



Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 07:56 AM (xpSCc)

81 "Or am I assuming facts not in evidence? "

While I have been assured that NGU is actually quite dashing and daring, I have never actually met the gentleman.

For all I know, he may actually look very much like a 35 year old Paul Newman.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:57 AM (J+eG2)

82 75-agree. Federalist had an article by Rachel Lu basically begging, as a Neverblah to be wooed while at the same time continuing to throw stones. Screw them.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 07:57 AM (i1diC)

83 Could be Hispanic.

But, the shooter's profile looks more middle eastern than Hispanic.

Still...grainy photo.





I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 07:57 AM (HGtd0)

84 he Cincinnati Enquirer, one of Ohio's largest newspapers, is backing
Hillary Clinton after supporting Republican presidential candidates for
nearly a century.

Lets see, is that 98 percent of papers now endorse Hillary....so many papers are extensions of the NYT, AP, WP, Gannett.....what would you expect.

Posted by: Colin at September 24, 2016 07:58 AM (du8ty)

85 79
Vic - Vapeing is a painless way to quit smoking, also no hunger issues.
Been vapeing several years, worked my way from nicotine level 18 to 3,
trying to get to level 0 before FDA makes it too expensive. No desire
to smoke. Highly recommend it.



Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at September 24, 2016 07:56 AM (SoJdk)

I really don't need to "vape". I haven't smoked a cigarette for 10 years. It's just that I am hungry all the time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 07:58 AM (mpXpK)

86 I am positive if the Devil made a agreement with Hillary that she will positively win but die the next day she would do it. But Hillary can't be well so if she wins are they going to try to pull a FDR and hide her being dragged atound in a wheelchair, or out of communication for days at a time after a seizure?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 07:59 AM (JfUI4)

87 Donald should insist that the Swim Test be done on Hillary as part of the debates.

If she sinks, she's allowed to debate. But if she floats....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 08:00 AM (ej1L0)

88 Fluffy,
Do you have unseasonable chilly temperatures? It's 54 here & I planned to get up early but turned alarms off because I'll have to find cooler weather garden clothes.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 08:00 AM (sj3Ax)

89 69 Newman? Is he still dead?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 07:50 AM (i1diC)


But the salad dressing lives on . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 08:01 AM (9P3OG)

90
Okay, kids. Prayers for the victims in WA.

Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 08:01 AM (9P3OG)

91 I think the humane method of testing requires a large balance scale and an average sized duck.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:01 AM (i1diC)

92 Your being punished?

When I left Jersey on Sunday night, they were explosions going on at the shore and train stations.

For once I felt safer going to Sao Paulo

The people down here are great, its shame their country is such a mess. I suppose they will say that about USA soon.

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 08:02 AM (mp6Gr)

93 Stagger Together

Back from the gym and boy howdy is it chilly out there.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 08:02 AM (WlGX+)

94 Reading the discovery that the serving President of the United States and the then Secretary of State, serving at his pleasure were each in communication via unsecured e-mail, and that the President chose to use a false name in order to hide his identity seems pretty.......




Looking for a word here....



Nope, just not coming up with anything.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:03 AM (J+eG2)

95 Donald should insist that the Swim Test be done on Hillary as part of the debates.

If she sinks, she's allowed to debate. But if she floats....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 08:00 AM (ej1L0)



Does she weight less than a duck?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 08:03 AM (HGtd0)

96 94- confirming

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:04 AM (i1diC)

97 If she sinks, she's allowed to debate. But if she floats....

"How do you know she's a witch ?"

http://tinyurl.com/c5yv3tw

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 08:04 AM (mp6Gr)

98 "I think the humane method of testing requires a large balance scale and an average sized duck."

And who are you young man, so wise in the ways of science?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:04 AM (J+eG2)

99 6 dead, 14 shot, Chicago, the city need more out reach to help the children??

Posted by: Colin at September 24, 2016 08:05 AM (du8ty)

100 Still think she should be tested for rabies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:05 AM (J+eG2)

101 Hispanic guy but they blurred out the Al-Qaeda flag shirt, well maybe anyway.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:06 AM (JfUI4)

102 And who are you young man, so wise in the ways of science?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:04 AM (J+eG2)

Haha....yup...we can get Neil Degrassy Mike Tyson to do the test. He likes science. He smart.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 08:07 AM (ej1L0)

103 not sure, a watery tart tossed a scimitar at me awhile back, and now I don't think too good. Also, I had to get the metal plate removed from my head cause whenever I'd use the microwave I'd go catatonic and get tossed in a black van.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:07 AM (i1diC)

104 I don't want to go on the cart!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:08 AM (J+eG2)

105 Useless Trivia: The first major newspaper endorsement of a Presidential candidate came on October 11th, 1860 when The New York Times endorsed Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 08:09 AM (WlGX+)

106 89 But the salad dressing lives on . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 08:01 AM (9P3OG)

I love his Honey Mustard and I now wonder if that "foundation" he turns all the after tax profits over to is a real charity as opposed to Scankles' foundation scam.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:09 AM (mpXpK)

107 More dead in one day in Chicago than the Mall shooting, no one cares about Chicago!

Posted by: Colin at September 24, 2016 08:09 AM (du8ty)

108 104- pretty sure that was Hillary's statement commemorating 9/11

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:10 AM (i1diC)

109 Priebus was on Face The Nation on Sunday and hinted anyone who violated the primary pledge to support the eventual nominee would likely not be supported by the party in any future elections. not related at all to Ted's change of heart, I'm sure.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:10 AM (U0lQa)

110 99
6 dead, 14 shot, Chicago, the city need more out reach to help the children??


Posted by: Colin at September 24, 2016 08:05 AM (du8ty)

Did you see Rotten Rahm's plan in the morning links I put up?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

111 107-go Cubbies! (but yeah, otherwise, screw em)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:11 AM (i1diC)

112 >>> It's just that I am hungry all the time.

If you were a 'senior' cat we would take you to the vet to get your thyroid checked.

Posted by: fluffy at September 24, 2016 08:11 AM (eiFlk)

113 I think Mrs. Clinton will have some kind of health issue & skip debate. It was raining or supposed to rain here & I sat around on my butt watching things on demand or things I recorded yesterday. I listened to Levin but that's all.

My roommate told me last night that Monday's debate is expected to have most viewers of anything else.

I'm not watching it.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 08:11 AM (sj3Ax)

114 Colin thats the hope of leftists, that one day every week you will wake up to another Muzzy bombing, knife welding murder or shooting and not care.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:12 AM (JfUI4)

115 Well, I know he's dead, but I'm assuming NGU is talking about what Paul Newman looked like in his prime.

Or am I assuming facts not in evidence?

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 07:52 AM (xpSCc)


Considering it's Paul Newman, I would take his looks dead also...LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 08:13 AM (yuxFf)

116 I'm not watching it.
Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 08:11 AM (sj3Ax)

---------------

Carol, I'm with you. I'm not watching it either. It would just be too much for me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 08:13 AM (xpSCc)

117 113-that would pretty much end it

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:13 AM (i1diC)

118 Carol, I'm further inland. 52F.

Posted by: fluffy at September 24, 2016 08:13 AM (eiFlk)

119 112
>>> It's just that I am hungry all the time.



If you were a 'senior' cat we would take you to the vet to get your thyroid checked.

Posted by: fluffy at September 24, 2016 08:11 AM (eiFlk)

I am very familiar with thyroid issues since my wife had hers removed and is on thyroid meds now. I don't think I have a thyroid issue since it started when I quit smoking.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

120 For all I know, he may actually look very much like a 35 year old Paul Newman.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:57 AM (J+eG2)

Only in wife's dreams

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 08:14 AM (yuxFf)

121 Reading the discovery that the serving President of the United States and the then Secretary of State, serving at his pleasure were each in communication via unsecured e-mail, and that the President chose to use a false name in order to hide his identity seems pretty.......

I wonder how much $$$ Hillary got for revealing POTUS secret identity? Nothing to see here, just a marketing campaign.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2016 08:14 AM (c4m59)

122 Did you see Rotten Rahm's plan in the morning links I put up?


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

Did you mean: That speech, brilliantly advanced and passionately delivered, was essentially the Rahm Political Recovery Act.

Posted by: Colin at September 24, 2016 08:14 AM (du8ty)

123 I can't watch the debate, sleep will be more important, but won't stop me from hoping for a coughing spell, seizure or pass out.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:15 AM (JfUI4)

124 A bit surprising:

In 1980, Reagan garnered 144 newspaper endorsements to Carter's 129 and John Anderson's 43.

But not so surprising once you dive into the data. Carter cleaned up with the major urban market newspapers while Reagan took the smaller ones in flyover country.

There were so many newspapers back then, it skews the data when you try to compare with later elections. Most of the media did hate Reagan.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 08:15 AM (WlGX+)

125 Why's everything orange?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 24, 2016 08:15 AM (97XyN)

126 I can't watch the debate either. I really don't even know if I can follow along with a live blog. I already know it's going to be Hillary softballs with lies upon lies upon lies.

Btw, my first quick glance at the WA shooter and I immediately thought Middle Eastern. Could be, but he doesn't look hispanic to me. And I'm reading only women were killed? Did he have an axe to grind because they were not properly covered?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 24, 2016 08:16 AM (+FSld)

127 Considering it's Paul Newman, I would take his looks dead also...LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2016 08:13 AM (yuxFf)

What happens if he turns out to look like Newman from "Seinfeld"?....

Mailman are sexy, just ask that doofus from Ohio.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 08:17 AM (ej1L0)

128 122 Did you mean: That speech, brilliantly advanced and passionately delivered, was essentially the Rahm Political Recovery Act.

Posted by: Colin at September 24, 2016 08:14 AM (du8ty)

Probably the same thing, although what I notes was he wanted "mo money" from Washington which is unconstitutional. But if Scankles is elected he will get it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:17 AM (mpXpK)

129 122- I went to the San Diego zoo while in home port during my freshman cruise. There was a really pathetic gorilla there then, that just stuck his hand out, palm up, begging, when visitors walked by, so I've seen it already.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:17 AM (i1diC)

130 Here is my plan for Monday night.




TV: Off

Laptop: On

And you witty bastards are gonna watch it for me, and provide me with commentary, discussion and opinions.


Tuesday's hangover: Massive.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:18 AM (J+eG2)

131 Did you see Rotten Rahm's plan in the morning links I put up?


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

No I haven't. Just got up. How much state tax money is Gub'nor Rauner going to have to fork over to make a reality of this plan?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 24, 2016 08:18 AM (d76uN)

132 131 No I haven't. Just got up. How much state tax money is Gub'nor Rauner going to have to fork over to make a reality of this plan?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 24, 2016 08:18 AM (d76uN)

He wants more federal money.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

133 My roommate told me last night that Monday's debate is expected to have most viewers of anything else.


Experts are projecting 100-112 million viewers. And that's up against MNF too.

This is the Super Bowl of debates.

My personal best-outcome daydream is that Trump strides over to her podium, rips off her flesh mask and reveals that she's a Reptillian. Just like the climactic scene in V.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 08:20 AM (WlGX+)

134 Which will all go in crony's pockets.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

135 And I see that Insty has linked to Aces thread about he e-mail pseudonym issue.

Bight want to keep pants handy, in case we have guests.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:21 AM (J+eG2)

136 Funny. Everything's orange, but it doesn't really taste like orange.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 24, 2016 08:21 AM (97XyN)

137 the clintons bought another home down the road from their chappaqua home......it's a one story.......claiming its a retreat.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 24, 2016 08:22 AM (0O7c5)

138 pants? my DI said only ladies wear pants.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:22 AM (i1diC)

139 "My personal best-outcome daydream is that Trump strides over to her podium, rips off her flesh mask and reveals that she's a Reptillian. Just like the climactic scene in V.


I envision Tump walking over to the wall outlet, yanking her power cord out, and she suddenly goes into shutdown mode.


Followed by the lenses in her glasses suddenly changing to the well known Microsoft blue shade of death.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:23 AM (J+eG2)

140 He wants more federal money.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

My guess the money is not going to be invested in Book Mobiles and Libraries for the undeserved south side.

Maybe a Mansion near the Lake or on newly built Island close to the Skyway.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 24, 2016 08:23 AM (d76uN)

141 Saw "The Magnificent Seven" last night.

I have mixed feelings about it, but overall a good (not great0 movie.

To tell you why exactly would get into spoilers, so in a general way, here's why.

Fuqua can stage an action scene very well, but can't seem to stage private scenes all that well. Thus, the camaraderie that a movie like this depends on is severely lacking.

and the actors except for the two big stars rarely move beyond their assigned SJW-stereotype, which is used to define them as characters.

We get lots and lots of scenes, where they're all eating together and laughing. Ha ha ha ha - Jolly mercenaries all!

And the movie never tops the first Sergio Leone inspired stand-off/shoot out that comes at the middle of the movie when the M7 first arrive in town.

That was an great scene.

So, the big shootout winds up being a lot more yet less at the same time.


Two big dislikes:

1) I hate the current Hollywood cliche where all plots have to come together in a neat little spiral where the hero and villain have to have a frickin" backstory to be resolved at the climax.

The backstory is literally thrown in at the end for effect I suppose.

If you're going to rip off Leone (OUATITW)at least, throw a memory scene.

2) A sucker punch right at the very fucking beginning where the villain's villainy is blamed on EEEEvil "Capitalism" and obliquely God-

when what's really going on is a misuse of law and law-enforcement ala Hillary! and TFG's looting and destruction of the middle class.

So, you get that nice big sip of dog piss right at the beginning.

But it never comes up again after that.

But still....Mmmmmmm, Hollywood dog piss messaging.


Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 08:24 AM (HGtd0)

142 Here is SC it is illegal to use State or Federal Grants to fund anything but capital projects. Wonder why it isn't in Chicago.


Ans: So they can ask for a tax increase when the grant runs out because there is not enough money in the budget to pay salaries. And they will threaten to cut cops and firemen to get it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:24 AM (mpXpK)

143 I read on the Tree house that Trump is doing 5 hour debate marathons to prepare.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 24, 2016 08:25 AM (BS8yt)

144 WhatWhatWhat?
Hillary is Evil!

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 08:25 AM (sj3Ax)

145 Good morning. It's beautiful here, in the 60s. So no excuse not to do yardwork today.



crap

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:25 AM (sdi6R)

146 Ah, the morning routine:

Pour the coffee, get the cream, add the cream, put the cream away and get out some cheese.

You know what would be a painful variation on that? Getting the cheese out of the fridge and completely forgetting the cream and yet still taking a big gulp of coffee.

If someone did that, she'd be sitting here with a hurting lip and feeling kinda stoopid.




So what's up with y'all??

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2016 08:25 AM (gTQoY)

147 I envision Tump walking over to the wall outlet, yanking her power cord out, and she suddenly goes into shutdown mode.

Exoskeleton 6000 has a UPS that can keep her core functions going for 30 minutes. or until they get her to a liter of Grey Goose

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 08:26 AM (mp6Gr)

148 I'm looking forward to the debate. Trump will do well, I think.

One factor that had not been widely discussed is that Trump is from NYC. As a transplant who has lived in CA for 30 years, I think there are significant differences in the way noo yawkers specifically, and a East coasters in general, communicate, express, and present. The semiotics convey different meanings to people in different parts of the country.

The first time Mrs Franpsycho met my family on the East coast, she told me upset that night, "Your family hates me! They keep yelling at me!" I had to reassure her, no, that means they really like you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2016 08:27 AM (EZebt)

149 Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 08:24 AM (HGtd0)

Thanks NF for the review. I will just stick with the original. F Hollyweird.

Did they have a muzzie suicide bomber as part of the 7 or did they discriminate again?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 08:27 AM (ej1L0)

150 Ah, the morning routine:

My problem with the morning routine comes if it is ever interrupted. Bad things begin to happen.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2016 08:28 AM (c4m59)

151 "My problem with the morning routine comes if it is ever interrupted. Bad things begin to happen. "

Kinda partial to the morning DUMP, myself.



But, I'm flexible.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:29 AM (J+eG2)

152 I keep pausing Twentieth Century. I think it's one of the best 1930s comedies.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 08:30 AM (sj3Ax)

153 I'll take l-dopa for the block, Lester!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 24, 2016 08:30 AM (97XyN)

154 @148 That is one of Scott Adams observations about Trump - what people not from NY view as scandalous is just the way New Yorkers talk.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2016 08:32 AM (ACqhm)

155 Exoskeleton 6000 has a UPS that can keep her core functions going for 30 minutes. or until they get her to a liter of Grey Goose

Trump should come out in a power loader and they can mech battle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2016 08:32 AM (iLoHX)

156 I keep pausing Twentieth Century. I think it's one of the best 1930s comedies.

--

I should have DVRd that, Carol. Once a month, I usually go through TCM's schedule online and look for upcoming movies to tape. Missed that one. Maybe I'll look for a reshowing.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 24, 2016 08:32 AM (+FSld)

157 "My problem with the morning routine comes if it is ever interrupted. Bad things begin to happen. "

Kinda partial to the morning DUMP, myself.


Really bad things happen if this part of the routine gets interrupted.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2016 08:32 AM (c4m59)

158 Breaking:
75 people shot in Chicago his week.
16 of them have died.


Police are currently not identified as Persons-of-Interest in any of these cases.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:33 AM (J+eG2)

159 Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2016 08:27 AM (EZebt)

When I first moved to smalltown Texas in the 80s a friendly co-worker took me aside one day and told me my NY manners were turning people off. I had to learn to talk slower and more quietly, and to make with the small talk first before getting to the point. I came from a world of: "rrrring" "Hello, this is Bob." "Hey Bob. I need 5 hundred widgets delivered by tomorrow."

I had to learn to ask Bob about the wife and kids, shmooze about the weather, talk about the Cowboys chances on Sunday, and of course the local High School football team...THEN order the widgets.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 08:34 AM (WlGX+)

160 Did they have a muzzie suicide bomber as part of the 7 or did they discriminate again?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2016 08:27 AM (ej1L0)



Sadly, no.

Once again, the mostly peaceful muzzle suicide bomber demographic is under-represented.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 08:35 AM (HGtd0)

161 154 @148 That is one of Scott Adams observations about Trump - what people not from NY view as scandalous is just the way New Yorkers talk.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2016 08:32 AM (ACqhm)
====

Exactly.

I'd love a citation if you've got one...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2016 08:35 AM (EZebt)

162
I had to learn to ask Bob about the wife and kids, shmooze about the weather, talk about the Cowboys chances on Sunday, and of course the local High School football team...THEN order the widgets

+++

my god i couldn't do it.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:37 AM (U0lQa)

163 Heard a Trump advisor on radio this week saying they use plane ride downtime for debate prep. And they try to give him all the traps beforehand

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:37 AM (JfUI4)

164 @161

http://alturl.com/3zw4q

You know how Trump is always saying inappropriate and violent-sounding things? Most people see that type of language as offensive and even dangerous. The exception is people who grew up in New York. We see it as "talking."

After college, when I moved from upstate New York to California, I had to relearn how to talk. My New York style offended nearly everyone. Let me give you an example of how a Californian talks compared to a New Yorker.

Californian: It looks like it might rain today.

New Yorker: Oh, shit. Fucking rain. I need that like I need a goddamned bullet in my head.

See the difference?


Adams has a moron sensibility.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2016 08:38 AM (ACqhm)

165 >>My problem with the morning routine comes if it is ever interrupted. Bad things begin to happen.

Yeah. All I did was open the fridge and realize I need to put cheese on the grocery list. Oh, and there were 2 things in front of the cream.

That's all it took to disrupt the process.

This is why the coffee maker gets set up at night. If I could make a pot of coffee in the morning, I wouldn't need the coffee. And boy I can't make the coffee in the morning...

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2016 08:39 AM (gTQoY)

166 162
I had to learn to ask Bob about the wife and kids, shmooze about the weather, talk about the Cowboys chances on Sunday, and of course the local High School football team...THEN order the widgets

+++

my god i couldn't do it.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:37 AM (U0lQa)


Me either. I hate small talk.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:40 AM (sdi6R)

167 "Adams has a moron sensibility."

In this usage, the AoSHQ Style and writing guide would suggest capitalizing "Moron"


Page 11, second paragraph.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:40 AM (J+eG2)

168 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 08:34 AM (WlGX+)

===

Ha! My first job here I was assigned to support a group based on the east coast because the boss couldn't find any Californians who could "handle" them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2016 08:40 AM (EZebt)

169 Since it finally rained for first time in nearly a month need to get the tractor out

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:40 AM (JfUI4)

170 Usually I lurk here while Mr. LMD watches on TV. The moderators make me so angry I can't stand to watch. I think I have to watch this debate, I have a feeling something awesome or awful is going to happen.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at September 24, 2016 08:41 AM (SoJdk)

171 Just heard Gary Johnson being replaced by Towlie on Libertarian ticket- they need someone with a more sober gravitas.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:41 AM (i1diC)

172 The new Magnificent Seven look like the Village people.I'm surprised they didn't roll somebody out in a wheelchair for extra diversity.I like Dennzel Washington but he is no Yul Brynner.I like Chris Pratt but he is no Steve McQueen.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2016 08:41 AM (fA75F)

173 half the time at work I'm letting f bombs and worse fly around. its sort of how our office is. i already know I'll need to unlearn that if i change jobs.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:43 AM (U0lQa)

174 Sometimes orange smells like blue, then other times it's more like mauve. That's weird.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 24, 2016 08:43 AM (97XyN)

175 In this usage, the AoSHQ Style and writing guide would suggest capitalizing "Moron"

preferably with a trademark sign, but I'm not sure Pixy allows even platinum members to insert TM signs

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 08:43 AM (mp6Gr)

176 Ha! My first job here I was assigned to support a group based on the east coast because the boss couldn't find any Californians who could "handle" them.

Heh heh. That's funny!

At first I felt really bad having someone tell me that everyone thought I was rude, since I was raised with pretty good manners, by NY standards.

But I did "get" it. This is a vast country with vastly different norms from region to region. Once I put myself in others' shoes, I could see where I came off as "yelling" at them.

Now I'm back in NY where I can be rude and obnoxious and that's the norm. But I'm hoping to move to Colorado next year so maybe I better start practicing my non-NY persona.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 08:44 AM (WlGX+)

177 Me to husband (then boyfriend) from Philly:

What are you yelling about?

Him: I'm not yelling.

Me: I could hear you from the other room.

Him: Well, I was raising my voice, but not yelling.

He's like an Eskimo with lots of words for 'snow'. Most people think anything louder than talking is 'yelling'.

>>Californian: It looks like it might rain today.

>>New Yorker: Oh, shit. Fucking rain. I need that like I need a goddamned bullet in my head.

Someone from CA would also say "we need the rain" or "I hope nothing else slides into the ocean today".

Possibly both.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2016 08:44 AM (gTQoY)

178 I want to see the new M7 version, but as the original is in my top 3 westerns I doubt it will replace it.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:44 AM (JfUI4)

179 Lady in Black,
Do you have "on demand" feature? It's the only thing I love about television.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 08:44 AM (sj3Ax)

180 i think if you tried to pull that small talk crap where i am beyond a certain point people would get seriously pissed at you

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:44 AM (U0lQa)

181 Mama AJ, he's right you now, there are many levels of voice.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 08:46 AM (JfUI4)

182 180- it sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2016 08:46 AM (i1diC)

183 I was reading a prepper website and they were discussing that woman in GA who shot the 3 Yutes that invaded her home.

Comment of the day was....."When breaking in a house and seeing they have a years supply of toilet paper stacked up, you should be aware things aren't going to turn out well for you."

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 24, 2016 08:46 AM (cCxiu)

184 173
half the time at work I'm letting f bombs and worse fly around. its sort
of how our office is. i already know I'll need to unlearn that if i
change jobs.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:43 AM (U0lQa)

We had a guy from Las Angeles transfer into our office years ago. The "F" bombs spewed forth from him left and right. The secretaries had a fit. The boss finally had to "counsel" him on small town southern etiquette

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:46 AM (mpXpK)

185 166 162
I had to learn to ask Bob about the wife and kids, shmooze about the weather, talk about the Cowboys chances on Sunday, and of course the local High School football team...THEN order the widgets

+++

my god i couldn't do it.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:37 AM (U0lQa)

Me either. I hate small talk.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:40 AM (sdi6R)
---
Saw this in the military (as a Yankee surrounded by Southerners).
Their way: Conversation must be played like a game of shuttlecocks over gin and tonics. Good morning, Hello, how are the wife and kids, great game last night, lovely weather this morning, good for doing yardwork, sa-a-a-ayy, might I perchance borrow your mower?

My way: Hostage situation. Give me your mower now before the Yard Nazis get me!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 24, 2016 08:48 AM (jR7Wy)

186 Good Morning, Vic.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 08:48 AM (sj3Ax)

187 "i think if you tried to pull that small talk crap where i am beyond a certain point people would get seriously pissed at you"

I frequently piss off my MiL.

This is a woman who feels that every damn detail of every moment leading up to the actual point of her speaking is required in order to understand the question she is about to ask.


It frequently ends with me saying something like:
It's the grocery list. milk...yes or no?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:48 AM (J+eG2)

188 One thing about working from home-I can swear all I want now. I can even throw things at the wall. And I don't even have to wear pants. Working from home is pretty much Maximum Moron Lifestyle.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 08:49 AM (WlGX+)

189 Heres an extra trademark I had in the junk drawer for ya. Use it at your own risk. ™

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 24, 2016 08:50 AM (d76uN)

190 186
Good Morning, Vic.



Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 08:48 AM (sj3Ax)

Good morning Carole. Is it turning cold there yet? Fall is really starting to hit here now, neighbor's Elm trees have been turning for about a week and the highs are running in the 80s now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:50 AM (mpXpK)

191 Now see, that is Southern small talk.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:51 AM (mpXpK)

192 >>Mama AJ, he's right you now, there are many levels of voice.

Sound-wise, sure.

Manners-wise, outside of the East Coast...

OMG, I just heard him ye--raising his voice because there are people on our lawn. Yard sale across the street.



Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2016 08:51 AM (gTQoY)

193 Let's try something.

Moron™

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 08:51 AM (xpSCc)

194 This is why the coffee maker gets set up at night. If I could make a pot of coffee in the morning, I wouldn't need the coffee. And boy I can't make the coffee in the morning...

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2016 08:39 AM (gTQoY)

LOL. It is a conundrum.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2016 08:51 AM (c4m59)

195 "I was reading a prepper website and they were discussing that woman in GA who shot the 3 Yutes that invaded her home.

Comment of the day was....."When breaking in a house and seeing they have a years supply of toilet paper stacked up, you should be aware things aren't going to turn out well for you.""

Zip just put it up..


Lot's of good comedy to work with there.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=297167

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:51 AM (J+eG2)

196 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2016 08:52 AM (ZQfW9)

197 I like Dennzel Washington but he is no Yul Brynner.I like Chris Pratt but he is no Steve McQueen.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2016 08:41 AM (fA75F)



Well, that's part of the problem. The Star System of Golden Age Hollywood created stars and had a huge backlog of great character actors to draw on.

Once you get beyond Pratt and Washington, the pickings are very slim.

The others just can't suggest anything beyond their SJW-stereotype.

Though I did like, the Jeremiah Johnson -stand-in actor, he was great. Vincent De Onofrio. He's a great character actor, who was able to suggest a lot about his character in the small amount of time he got.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 08:52 AM (HGtd0)

198 Some of us are just natural born show-offs...aren't we.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:52 AM (J+eG2)

199 Well, the JJ thread has been up for an hour now. Time for another stomping.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 24, 2016 08:54 AM (mpXpK)

200 Just a test to see why my posts are disappearing.

I realize they were cheap, throw-away one liners, should have fit right in.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 24, 2016 08:54 AM (WoyGL)

201 Washington Post has not one story on Obama emailing Clinton with a pseudonym. Not one mention. Nada.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at September 24, 2016 08:54 AM (LQLeS)

202 Well done on the TM signs .....

I dare not try, or the barrel would await me

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 08:55 AM (mp6Gr)

203 Morning, all!

Just saw this alarming stat: ~40% children in Germany under 5 are muslim.
Think it's a done deal in one generation, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2016 08:55 AM (NOIQH)

204 Morning all.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:55 AM (DqKNm)

205 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 24, 2016 08:48 AM (jR7Wy)

+++

there it is.

others think they're being civilized and new yorkers are rude.

do you know how you sound to us? like you're buttering us up. brown nosing. we know you want something and every second of build up has us going heeere it comes. gonna be a doozy. imma say no just because. and then muthafucka get to the point

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 08:55 AM (U0lQa)

206 Okay...

Scott Adams has a Moron sensibility.


BTW the TM got me 500 error. You can't even cut and paste within the blog.

Minx 0.7 alpha. Yesterday's technology today.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2016 08:56 AM (ACqhm)

207

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 08:56 AM (xpSCc)

208 Damn bluebell, how'd you do that?

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2016 08:57 AM (c4m59)

209 "Minx 0.7 alpha. Yesterday's technology today."

It's what makes this place feel Homey.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 08:57 AM (J+eG2)

210 207 Moron Rolex?

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 08:58 AM (Sfs6o)

211 mama
my coffeemaker like my vcr (yes, i still have one) blinks 12:00

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 24, 2016 08:58 AM (0O7c5)

212 Posted by: bluebell

We found a witch. May we burn him/her/xer?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 08:58 AM (DqKNm)

213 All hail Queen Bluebell!

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2016 08:58 AM (gTQoY)

214 Well bless your heart Bigby.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at September 24, 2016 08:59 AM (SoJdk)

215 Good morning Morons. I'm glad this comment section exists.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 24, 2016 08:59 AM (Iy6JT)

216 "We found a witch. May we burn him/her/xer?"

And how do you know that she's a witch?




(Begin Round 2)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 09:00 AM (J+eG2)

217 >>I think Mrs. Clinton will have some kind of health issue skip debate.


Given all the build-up - and this the MSM hype - I bet it happens, but it is totally rigged to destroy Trump. Heck, every one of the 12 (?) GOP debates was rigged to "get" Trump and others, but mostly Trump; he was always the desired target.

Bet it will be almost all social issues - stuff that Trump has not been talking about, and for which Hillary is totally scripted: abortion, SSM, trans bathrooms, birth control, girls in science/rape culture/education, #BLM, blah blah blah.
Because you know Hills got the questions in advance.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2016 09:00 AM (NOIQH)

218 What is Obama's pseudonym?Buck Naked?

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2016 09:01 AM (fA75F)

219 Fall is really starting to hit here now, neighbor's Elm trees have been turning for about a week and the highs are running in the 80s now.

--

You're lucky. The upstate is still hovering in the upper 80s/low 90s. Ugh.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 24, 2016 09:01 AM (+FSld)

220 Morning, all!

Just saw this alarming stat: ~40% children in Germany under 5 are muslim.
Think it's a done deal in one generation, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2016 08:55 AM (NOIQH)

------

Well my daughter's school is about 25% Hispanic that traditionally was only 5%

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 24, 2016 09:01 AM (BS8yt)

221 "Good morning Morons. I'm glad this comment section exists."

Some of my friends think that I am witty and funny.

I don't have the heart to tell them that I swipe shit from the comment here rather shamelessly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 09:01 AM (J+eG2)

222 McCool, since you were polite:

Type these characters all together with no spaces in between: & # 8 4 8 2 ;

Prince Ludwig, you are indeed deplorable. ⚡

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:01 AM (xpSCc)

223 Vic,
We have had 21 days above 90 degrees & earlier it was 54. Tonight's low is supposed to be in lower to mid 40s.
August average high temperature was 85.

Last year I bought but never read Old Farmers Almanac. I had an email to order one for $6 & no shipping or sales tax. I ordered one.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 09:02 AM (sj3Ax)

224 New York:

"Yo Bob, gimme 500 widgets and I need 'em by tomorrow."

"G-d fucking dammit WhatWhatWhat, why you gotta be bustin' my balls-"

"Shut the fuck up and get 'em shipped or I'll find somebody else." (click)

Texas:

"Hi Bob, this is WhatWhatWhat, how y'all doin' today"

"Hey WhatWhatWhat, good to hear from ya. How's that new apartment workin' out?"

"Doin' fine, doin' fine. How's the wife and kids?"

"Great, thanks for asking. The wife is fixin' to enter our toddler, Chase, in the Little Mr. Texas pageant, and my Loretta came home with straight A's on her report card. Say-you goin' to the Pronghorns game Friday night?"

"Guess so. I mean, the whole town will be there, so yeah. Probably see y'all there."

"You bet. Sure is hot out there today, ain't it?"

"Yep. Sure is. Say, I was wondering if I could get some of them widgets..." and on and on into infinity.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 24, 2016 09:02 AM (WlGX+)

225 What is Obama's pseudonym?Buck Naked?

probably something more like Shaka Zulu...

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 09:03 AM (mp6Gr)

226 For everyone else, just do a search for html character codes. There are lots of resources. Wikipedia, for example.

Although I've found that not all of them work here, surprise, surprise. For example, I tried to hex Ludwig with a skull and crossbones, but no dice.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:03 AM (xpSCc)

227 >>>Comment of the day was....."When breaking in a house and seeing they have a years supply of toilet paper stacked up, you should be aware things aren't going to turn out well for you.""

I think there was a restaurant in the house. Story was making the rounds in the Asian email community. All I will say is DO NOT FUCK WITH ASIANS. Should have learned that during LA riots. Biggest groups I see at local range are whites and Asians. And that lady comes out shooting like she's done it before.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 24, 2016 09:04 AM (+b2T3)

228 207 Moron Rolex?
Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 08:58 AM (Sfs6o)
--------------

White chess queen, or so it says.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:04 AM (xpSCc)

229 225 What is Obama's pseudonym?Buck Naked?

probably something more like Shaka Zulu...
Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2016 09:03 AM (mp6Gr)


Fun Ghoul.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2016 09:05 AM (9P3OG)

230 Well bless your heart Bigby

++++

you have no idea. you'd just come across as a rip off artist slash beggar.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 24, 2016 09:06 AM (U0lQa)

231 And when I was 17, I did a high school exchange where I went to a school in Birmingham, AL for a week. Talk about being a Stranger in a Strange Land...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2016 09:06 AM (EZebt)

232 >>What is Obama's pseudonym?Buck Naked?

I would think more like:
"Obama4ever!"
"BestPrezzyEvah"


Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2016 09:06 AM (NOIQH)

233 I tried to hex Ludwig with a skull and crossbones, but no dice.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:03 AM (xpSCc)


Yep, definitely not a witch.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2016 09:06 AM (c4m59)

234 Ok, this is reasonably funny.

Hillary: Demonic Possession or Natural Depravity


http://spectator.org/hillary-demonic-possession-or-

natural-depravity/

(remove extra spaces)



Why can't it be both?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 09:06 AM (HGtd0)

235 No way Hillary avoids the debate,shes all better, totally recovered she is, fit as a fiddle.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 09:07 AM (JfUI4)

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 24, 2016 09:07 AM (0O7c5)

237 Huma, peel me a Grapico.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 24, 2016 09:08 AM (97XyN)

238 What is Obama's pseudonym?Buck Naked?

probably something more like Shaka Zulu...
Posted by: McCool


Fun Ghoul.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Yogi Berra

He's a catcher

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 24, 2016 09:09 AM (S6Pax)

239 235
No way Hillary avoids the debate,shes all better, totally recovered she is, fit as a fiddle.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2016 09:07 AM (JfUI4)

i guess they'll shoot her up with stuff to keep her going through the debate and then she'll collapse off stage afterward......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 24, 2016 09:09 AM (0O7c5)

240 "All I will say is DO NOT FUCK WITH ASIANS. Should have learned that during LA riots"


We approve this message

Posted by: Roof Koreans, Local 109 at September 24, 2016 09:09 AM (J+eG2)

241 And how do you know that she's a witch?




(Begin Round 2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I tried a duck-on-a-scale emoji, but no dice.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 09:09 AM (DqKNm)

242 White chess queen, or so it says.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2016 09:04 AM (xpSCc)
----------2
Or white chess queen!

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 09:10 AM (Sfs6o)

243 It just dawned on me that I must need a new living room television. I have 32 inch Samsung from 2008. I thought it was relatively new Comcast X1 cable but it doesn't matter what I'm watching the thing turns off & then back on!


I'll never buy another Samsung that's for sure!

I have to go out. BBL.

Posted by: Carol at September 24, 2016 09:11 AM (sj3Ax)

244 What is Obama's pseudonym?Buck Naked?

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2016 09:01 AM (fA75F)




BukkakeBarry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2016 09:11 AM (auHtY)

245 i guess they'll shoot her up with stuff to keep her going through the debate and then she'll collapse off stage afterward......

So a drinking game? everytime she collapses on stage = drink. Or coughing fit / freeze up / eyeballs go different directions.

Or are y'all afraid of alcohol poisoning?

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2016 09:11 AM (c4m59)

246 OK, here's my wild-a$$ guess re: Obama's pseudonym - was not Obama's official email/name because....it was really Valerie Jarrett composing the emails (or at minimum, a shared account). Would be a good reason to hide 'em in addition to just avoiding FOIA.

Hey, we already know that Huma was logging into Hillary's email account and doing work on her behalf (responding the emails, asking other aides to do stuff).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2016 09:12 AM (NOIQH)

247 So I was with Mrs VIA the other day while she was getting paws and claws done.

The Vietnamese owner is a fairly good friend, so we talk about odd stuff.


And being on the edge of Baltimore, I asked him what type of roof he had move the shop.


His reply?

Flat.

Then he smiled.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 09:12 AM (J+eG2)

248 Hillary cannot ditch the debate - that would absolutely be the end of her campaign.

Of course the debate is going to be a setup to "Get Trump."

Here's the thing - all the primary debates were, too. And he won.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2016 09:12 AM (ACqhm)

249 >>i guess they'll shoot her up with stuff to keep her going through the debate

I think she'll appear fine physically. But you can't rest up and still be at the top of your game mentally.

She'll be non-stop platitudes and the MFM will gush.

Just gotta have faith that most people will hear the quotes and realize she didn't say anything at all.

What was that BS earlier this week about "everyone should be able to get a job they love and make a good living"?

Who the eff believes a president can help you with that???

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2016 09:13 AM (gTQoY)

250 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 09:12 AM (J+eG2)

nice

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 24, 2016 09:13 AM (0O7c5)

251 move=above

F'n auto-cucumber.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 09:13 AM (J+eG2)

252 57 Looks like unemployment numbers just ticked up by two.


http://tinyurl.com/zq2y44k
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 07:43 AM (J+eG2)

They've finally run out of people to remove from the workforce?

Posted by: Lymond at September 24, 2016 09:14 AM (wH6vD)

253 Who the eff believes a president can help you with that???

The kind of people who reliably vote Democrat.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2016 09:14 AM (fA75F)

254 Offered without comment.

But, it is funny as shit.


http://tinyurl.com/holmk7s

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 09:15 AM (J+eG2)

255 "201 Washington Post has not one story on Obama emailing Clinton with a pseudonym. Not one mention. Nada."

Collusion. WaPo every bit as guilty as the administration. It reaches the level of treason.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me, I'm Deplorable at September 24, 2016 09:15 AM (QFpXi)

256 Mall shooter looks kinda Allahu-Ackbarry.

Posted by: JackO'Spades at September 24, 2016 09:16 AM (CL8im)

257 >>Offered without comment.
But, it is funny as shit.

OMG! Reminds me of a video of a kid (maybe 10?) getting an iPhone for Xmas and filming himself banging it with a hammer to demonstrate how strong the case was --- and the thing was smashed. That look of "Oh sh#t, I've just smashed my brand new iPhone!!" is hillarible!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2016 09:18 AM (NOIQH)

258 And with that...

Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 24, 2016 09:19 AM (J+eG2)

259 Mall shooter looks kinda Allahu-Ackbarry.
Posted by: JackO'Spades

Last I checked they said they were on the look-out for an "hispanic male" but how they can tell from the grainy security cam picture idk.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 24, 2016 09:21 AM (DqKNm)

260 37 Firearm doesn't look to have pistol grip.

Hunting rifle
===========================

Fully automatic assault rifle with extra large magazines full of bullets. Black, so good for only one thing.

Posted by: AP Editorial Staff at September 24, 2016 09:21 AM (/m8T6)

261 via

smh.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 24, 2016 09:21 AM (0O7c5)

262 Hillary!'s big plan to "win" the debates-

is to bomb social media with "Hillary! kicked Trump's ass" messaging.

That way even if she barfs out a slime-coated homunculus on stage-

the MSM can report on how Social Media is On Fire

with Hillary!'s Commanding Performance Over Trump!!!!!!11111!!!!1111.


The fix. She is in.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2016 09:21 AM (HGtd0)

263 Nood. Weird.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2016 09:21 AM (Sfs6o)

264 And they try to give him all the traps beforehand
Posted by: Skip

In computer programming you know errors are going to happen so you code in error trapping routines as prevention. Get a message from operating system, throw a message on the screen, 'Printer error - please check printer status - press enter to continue' which is more helpful than having the computer sitting there dead in the water.

Trump needs some go-to lines in case things get a little squirrely. Something homey, friendly, deflecting. Was it Reagan who used, 'There you go again.'?

So far, I've seen some really good stuff from his advisers. Hope they prepare for the curve balls so it doesn't look like a swing and a miss. Also something to deal with a nasty moderator, to put them in their place.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2016 09:24 AM (ZFUt7)

265 I have family in Burlington, and hat mall is just north of me. Not exactly yuuge. There's a collection of stores and outlets that aim for weekend shoppers and Canadians stocking up. Very odd place for Mostly Peaceful people to show up, actually, but I could definitely see Hispanic, and possibly domestic violence related.

It is also odd because that area has a *high* concentration of CCW and general gun enthusiasts. Someone who would know told me close to 30% of the elegible population is licensed. Maybe bozo got lucky, or maybe he knew exactly what he wanted to shoot up and knew those people would not be armed. Lots of hunters in the area too. Shooter's life expectancy is not good.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 24, 2016 09:32 AM (SuJIo)

266 @195 VIA,

Yep, that weaselzippers link, that's the woman they were talking about. You are right about the comedy potential.

A poster on the prepper site I was reading pointed out a tactical error that she did not seem to notice the 3rd Yute who exited out the back.

Another poster said she knew he was gone from the crap stains on the floor leading to the door he jumped through on his way out.

It was a hoot reading the peoples comments about that.

On a serious note, I hope everyone has bought their wives a firearm and taught them how to use it.

I hope all the ettes here have armed themselves up.






.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 24, 2016 09:35 AM (cCxiu)

267

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 24, 2016 10:21 AM (dIc3Q)

268
259 Mall shooter looks kinda Allahu-Ackbarry.
Posted by: JackO'Spades

Last I checked they said they were on the look-out for an "hispanic male" but how they can tell from the grainy security cam picture idk.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

They determined Hispanic by process of elimination. Take out middle easterns which they don't want it to be, and what swarthy individuals are left? Notice they are not saying "white Hispanic" which is their go to description if they have to say 'hispanic' at all.

They don't mind jumping to the Hispanic conclusion. No backlash concern there.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2016 10:40 AM (iWW0H)

269 All four victims were women.

Posted by: rayj at September 24, 2016 10:53 AM (qyUzy)

270 #8482;

Posted by: test at September 24, 2016 11:41 AM (1YJWa)

271
Completed test result.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2016 11:47 AM (ZFUt7)

272 If you're running JavaScript the blog software intentionally strips out the & -- without the & you get bupkiss.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2016 11:49 AM (ZFUt7)

273 269 All four victims were women.
Posted by: rayj at September 24, 2016 10:53 AM (qyUzy)
----------
Fifth person died this morning was a man. Photo of shooter on RT certainly doesn't look Hispanic. Maybe they are trying to pass him off as Hispanic, like Zimmerman, yeah sure like the WA shooter must be some kind of Islamic hispanic;-) cuz he sure don't look hispanic with that unibrow. Press conference from WA sheriff was scheduled for 8am, PST, but that was an hour ago. Wondering why the silence? Why the networks & papers aren't reporting this? Usually the gun scare de cats are all over this "gun violence". Makes me think it is Islamic insanity. Or is that the TFG speaking at the opening of "first" AA museum is more important than their guns are bad agenda? President B.O. working his pathetic last days trying to be relevant, ha!

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 24, 2016 12:00 PM (yNyJy)

274 this thing on?

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 24, 2016 01:48 PM (7A3+M)

275 good

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 24, 2016 01:48 PM (7A3+M)

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