Feds Subpoena Anthony Weiner's Phone Records

Most likely they're looking for evidence to back up the 15 year old's claim they had sexually-explicit Skype sessions. The sessions wouldn't be recorded (I don't think), but the fact that there was a Skype session (if there was one) would be pretty probative.

Posted by: Ace at 05:00 PM

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1 What, so Weiner's gonna be the ONLY one within three degrees of separation from Hillary that DOESN'T get a free pass from DOJ?

Huma must be pissed.

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 05:00 PM (TppKb)

2 So the Feds can get Carlos Dangers records and data...

But not Hillaries...

OK then...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 23, 2016 05:00 PM (qf6WZ)

3 Skype?? Gee, I'm sure the NSA has no records.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:01 PM (1ZOkK)

4 WANGO DEE TANGO !

1-2-3-FO!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 23, 2016 05:01 PM (zu88C)

5 *replaces old sticky with new one over laptop camera*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:01 PM (1ZOkK)

6
Donde esta Carlotta Peligro?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:02 PM (9P3OG)

7
Musical accompaniment courtesy of Nick Lowe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88jzJs_QvOs

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:03 PM (9P3OG)

8 I wonder if he'll use "the bitch set me up!" defense.

My husband said he would have already turned Weiner into a bloody stain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:03 PM (1ZOkK)

9
Heh heh heh heh heh heh

He said PROBEative.

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

Posted by: Beavis at September 23, 2016 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

10 Throw him to the wolves. He's no longer useful to the cause.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 05:03 PM (d6TTt)

11
Alternate headline:

"Fathead Faces Fatwa"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (9P3OG)

12 "Probative?" I'll show you "probative!"

*squirt*

Posted by: Antknee Weener at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (+wjl1)

13 I would imagine the data is out there somewhere in Skype's servers. They just have to get them to find it.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (xttKs)

14
It's almost as if Breitbart, from his grave, is toying with this putz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (9P3OG)

15 Fuck the FBI.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (+wjl1)

16 One of the smartest and the brightest.

GMAFB!

Live boy. Dead Girl. Seriously? Who gives a shit? I guess Hillary fell down or coughed for 2 min. Why is AW newsorthy?

AW has a role.

Posted by: Jack at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (YX9fV)

17 Maybe Huma let him use bleachbit

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (Om16U)

18 Thanks, Ace. We needed a Weiner roast to distract us from heavy stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (EnGQE)

19 Sorry for the O/T, but just saw my very first Hillary/Kaine sticker. On a Mazda. Driven by a gray-haired woman wearing shorts and what may or may not have been Birkenstocks.

Now, back to T-Bone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (1ZOkK)

20 And, he would still be an esteemed member of Congress or mayor of NYC, if Ace and Breitbart hadn't worked to "expose" him.

Posted by: ever at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (kronK)

21 That dog won't hunt. Distract yourselves with Weiner and those emails and all the other shit that voters don't care about.

Posted by: Trismegistus at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (4aAQP)

22 9 Heh heh heh heh heh heh

He said PROBEative.

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Posted by: Beavis
____________

They're trying to find out if Weiner violated New York's Penal Code.

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (57K5j)

23 What's wrong with a DickSkype every now and then?

Posted by: Tony Weiner at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (Tyii7)

24 And remember, if you get a chance to see Weiner the documentary (for free - don't pay the leftist bastards), it's great.

And Huma's in it. So disinterested. So beatdown. I laughed. I cried...tears of laughter...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (/NlFx)

25 Only in America could we produce a politician called Representative Weiner, who constantly presents his actual weiner for public approval.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (2cS/G)

26 but the fact that there was a Skype session (if there was one) would be pretty probative.

Oh?

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (QQ+il)

27 Speaking of which...

Anybody here familiar with German -- as in, being pretty fluent in it? Help! I nee a couple weird words translated.

(I realize that's totally OT, but thought I could squeeze the question in by disingenuously saying "Speaking of which...".)

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)

28 It's almost as if Breitbart, from his grave, is toying with this putz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (9P3OG)

I'll bet he still lives rent-free in Perv Boy's head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (1ZOkK)

29 Feds Subpoena Anthony Weiner's Phone Records

So what? Did the subpoena his burner phone records?
Because if not, .....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (2El4P)

30 A hotdog goes to pick up his mail and pulls a flyer out of the mailbox which reads:
Congratulations! You may already be a weiner!

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (HgMAr)

31 What a dick.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (DqKNm)

32 27 Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)

How about Yiddish? It's close.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (9P3OG)

33 Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)

Bandersnatch is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (EnGQE)

34
I wonder if the FBI will handle this like they have the Beast or anything else recently.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (auHtY)

35 Um, unless he used his own phone number to call her skype account rather than a skype to skype call, I don't think phone records would show anything connected to skype. Even if you were both using your phone. You'd need to subpoena information on their skype ID.

Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (z/Ubi)

36 Is it me or does it seem odd that there is no story about Cruz endorsing Trump.

Not that I care, just a bit odd is all.

Posted by: Drider at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (6Xbsz)

37 I'm wondering if they will give immunity to Weiner to see what Weiner did thats illegal.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (JfUI4)

38 Weiner needs to make a generous donation to the Clinton Crime Foundation and all of his troubles will disappear.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (HRgiw)

39 19
Sorry for the O/T, but just saw my very first Hillary/Kaine sticker. On a
Mazda. Driven by a gray-haired woman wearing shorts and what may or may
not have been Birkenstocks.

Amazing. I saw exactly the same woman driving a Coexist and Tolerance car.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (LAe3v)

40

Strong words in the staffroom

The acc-u-sa-tions fly

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (kdS6q)

41 Fuck the FBI.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (+wjl1)

Seconded

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (auHtY)

42 Will Weiner get a stiff sentence, or will they buy his limp excuses?

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (HRgiw)

43 Now that he's separated from Huma, he'll be swinging in the breeze. I don't like him but he's now expendable to the Clinton Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (EnGQE)

44 36 Is it me or does it seem odd that there is no story about Cruz endorsing Trump.

Not that I care, just a bit odd is all.
Posted by: Drider at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (6Xbsz)

So many people would be banned that the site would lose significant traffic.

This is a money-making proposition, after all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (9P3OG)

45 Now who's deplorable?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (MWX7h)

46 19 Sorry for the O/T, but just saw my very first Hillary/Kaine sticker. On a Mazda. Driven by a gray-haired woman wearing shorts and what may or may not have been Birkenstocks.

Now, back to T-Bone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (1ZOkK)

For some reason reminds me of a comedian's line
"If you drive a Prius, you don't have to have an Obama sticker".

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (d6TTt)

47 Still trying to figure out why this one guy from the inner circle doesn't get a Get Out Of Jail Free card.....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (7ZVPa)

48 I speak a little Deutsch. Don't know that I'll be any better than a
"Google Translate" result, but what do you got?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:09 PM (2cS/G)

49 A hotdog goes to pick up his mail and pulls a flyer out of the mailbox which reads:
Congratulations! You may already be a weiner!
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (HgMAr)

Heh. I remember that National Lampoon cartoon, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 05:09 PM (HRgiw)

50 Is it me or does it seem odd that there is no story about Cruz endorsing Trump.

Ted missed his chance. This is of no interest to anyone. (BTW, I supported Cruz)

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2016 05:09 PM (LAe3v)

51 The DOJ will give him immunity for his cooperation.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 23, 2016 05:09 PM (75WaT)

52 It doesn't mean he's a bad guy.

Posted by: New York Times Editors at September 23, 2016 05:09 PM (NbJXF)

53 So many people would be banned that the site would lose significant traffic.

This is a money-making proposition, after all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (9P3OG)

Apt. Very apt.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 05:09 PM (d6TTt)

54 Is it me or does it seem odd that there is no story about Cruz endorsing Trump.

Not that I care, just a bit odd is all.
Posted by: Drider at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (6Xbsz)
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CNN !!!!!

Cruz used Facebook instead of Twitter. That probably explains the delay somehow.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 23, 2016 05:10 PM (NUqwG)

55 I know a little German.

And he's sitting right over there! * points and waves *

Posted by: Hilary Flamond at September 23, 2016 05:10 PM (57K5j)

56 Why did they subpoena the records when they could have just immunized Weiner to get him to turn over the records voluntarily instead?

Posted by: gm at September 23, 2016 05:10 PM (Lf8H/)

57 In other news:

Obama has vetoed the bill that allows 9/11 victims to sue the Saudis.

/would have been 24/7 coverage if it was Bush who signed this. But nice to see that Obama is sucking the d**ks of both the Sauds and the Iranians. Playing it safe.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 23, 2016 05:10 PM (tvyXw)

58 Will Weiner get a stiff sentence, or will they buy his limp excuses?
Posted by: OregonMuse

I hope they're not just jerking us around.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:10 PM (DqKNm)

59 He is fucked.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 23, 2016 05:10 PM (kBiSH)

60 Friday! And my bride just asked me out to dinner. She's paying.

http://tinyurl.com/l898moo

Posted by: MTF at September 23, 2016 05:10 PM (/m8T6)

61 Jeez. I hope they'll be wearing hazardous waste space suits.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (Nwg0u)

62 But nice to see that Obama is sucking the d**ks of both the Sauds and the Iranians. Playing it safe.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 23, 2016 05:10 PM (tvyXw)
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His own Twin Pillars policy.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (NUqwG)

63 Never write when you can speak.
Never speak when you can nod.
Never nod when you can wink.

... especially if you're Carlos Danger and have a history of getting caught.

Posted by: Howie Carr, channeling a long dead MA pol at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (H9MG5)

64 Ihave no longer any confidence in the FBI, they couldn't find a crime if it smacked them in the face.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (JfUI4)

65 I'm looking to get a decent translation of this book title from 1540:

Alchoran, das ist des Mahometischen Gesatzbuchs und türckischen Aberglaubens Ynnhalt und Ablänung Gesatz.

THe best I can come up with using online translators and my rudimentary German skills is

"The Koran, which is the Muslim Law Book and Turkish Superstition something something something."

The tough part is "Ynnhalt und Ablänung Gesatz."

Keep in mind that this is not only Medieval German, but the book was published in Strasburg, so it's medieval Alsatian German.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (jBuUi)

66 25 Only in America could we produce a politician called Representative Weiner, who constantly presents his actual weiner for public approval.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:05 PM (2cS/G)

Well... in this case... he might be the most Honest Politician we have then...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (qf6WZ)

67 Anybody here familiar with German -- as in, being pretty fluent in it? Help! I nee a couple weird words translated.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)

You bonehead. Don't you know you're supposed to just post the words in the comment and ask for help with the translation? You might not get the correct answer, but you'll be entertained by all the wrong ones.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (HRgiw)

68 It's a hoax!

Posted by: Admiral Anthony at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (MWX7h)

69
I did not have text with that girl.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (yfObW)

70 Jane, if you want to see a real live Hillary supporter, gateway pundit has one

https://t.co/J8VgaIH6kP

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (Om16U)

71 If you need a real translation, it just occurred to me that one of my FB friends (Married an Army buddy) was born and raised in Germany, just moved to the States a few years ago. She would be able to translate it, no problem, I'm sure, if she happens to be online when I ask.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:12 PM (2cS/G)

72 So, yeah.

Obama vetoed the bill that allowed people to sue Saudi Arabia for 9/11.

Oh, and he also, this year, shut down the agency that prevents stuff like the 1800 people being given citizenship who should have been deported.

He's not just alien to American culture. He's the enemy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:12 PM (39g3+)

73 Investigations don't mean shit.After all,I'm sure he had no intent.

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2016 05:12 PM (fA75F)

74 But nice to see that Obama is sucking the d**ks of both the Sauds and the Iranians. Playing it safe.

Playing it safe, or he just sees a dick and has to start sucking it?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 23, 2016 05:13 PM (4WhSY)

75 If you are using your homes Wi-Fi, then no phone records exist

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2016 05:13 PM (UpGcq)

76 Anybody here familiar with German -- as in, being pretty fluent in it? Help! I nee a couple weird words translated.

Yes. Watcha got?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:13 PM (mgbwf)

77 I hope they hurry up and give him his pass. I was tired of talking about this guy back however many years ago it was when he did this shit the first time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 23, 2016 05:13 PM (R+30W)

78 real Hillary supporters
http://cringechannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/IMG_avw53x.png

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:13 PM (39g3+)

79 Just saw that it's medieval, but I'll ask her anyway. Not sure if she'll know.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:14 PM (2cS/G)

80 He's not just alien to American culture. He's the enemy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:12 PM (39g3+)

I still don't understand how he got elected.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:14 PM (Om16U)

81 Also: Iranian hostages released were left by US government to find their way home from Germany after Obama Iranian bribe.

/because Germany is totes our 51st state. Or maybe the 56th. I get confused.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 23, 2016 05:14 PM (tvyXw)

82 I still don't understand how he got elected.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:14 PM (Om16U)

Hipster mocha guy.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 05:15 PM (d6TTt)

83 Investigations don't mean shit.After all,I'm sure he had no intent.
Posted by: steevy

We're investigating to see if he's current with his Clinton Crime Pass dues. If not, he's shlonged.

Posted by: James Comey - Top Cop at September 23, 2016 05:15 PM (DqKNm)

84 Allegedly skyping while his toddler took a bath downstairs.

Posted by: Lauren at September 23, 2016 05:15 PM (GRKsp)

85
real Hillary supporters
http://cringechannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/IMG_avw53x.png
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:13 PM

Cringe channel indeed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2016 05:15 PM (IqV8l)

86 I still don't understand how he got elected.
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White Guilt + Black Turnout + Voter Fraud= 8 Years of Preezy Affirmative Action

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 23, 2016 05:15 PM (tvyXw)

87 Skype is like making a call with your cell phone - it'll note that a call was made, when, and to whom (and the duration, IIRC), but it won't have a saved recording of the call or anything. But if T-Dog Skyped the 15 year old, yeah, he's probably boned.

I don't remember if it records whether it was an audio only call or a video call - obviously T-Dog would have wanted a video call to show off lil' T.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2016 05:15 PM (kumBu)

88 Imagine how hard it would have been to get this Wiener news out if he'd been running for president. Just imagine how the press would call it paranoid, nonsense, conspiratorial, ridiculous and not at all news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (39g3+)

89 Jane, if you want to see a real live Hillary supporter, gateway pundit has one

https://t.co/J8VgaIH6kP

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (Om16U)

If the rioters are looking to beat up white people I'd offer her up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (auHtY)

90 I wonder if he'll use "the bitch set me up!" defense

-
I think it's more a bitch-got-me-up case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (Nwg0u)

91 It's too bad there aren't any places on the internet where Anthony could go and maybe toss some legal age women a few dollars for a nice and legal camera show where he could work out all his fantasies.

Someone should work on something like that. That's a pretty good idea....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (/NlFx)

92 @60

great video. A buddy of mine meant them in Richmond at an AA meeting.

Said they were just another bunch of recovering drunks and nice as hell.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (NbJXF)

93 Ihave no longer any confidence in the FBI, they couldn't find a crime if it smacked them in the face.

They're perfectly good at finding crimes in places that suit their purposes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (+wjl1)

94 Yes. Watcha got?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

See comment #65.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (jBuUi)

95 Hillary's latest TV ads really slams Trump the mysoginist. Hillary has already sucked the air out of that room. Like every other time - Hillary wins the news cycle

Give it up Trump chumps

Posted by: Trismegistus at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (4aAQP)

96 One wiener next to another wiener
Two wieners alongside yet another wiener

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (0mRoj)

97 Even though Google is teh evulz, I've found Google Hangouts to be much easier for organizing a lot of people in a video call than Skype.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2016 05:17 PM (kumBu)

98 Carlos Danger might not eskype this predickament, after all.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2016 05:17 PM (v5iqM)

99 #DicksOutForDemocrats

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2016 05:17 PM (q6nsK)

100 it won't have a saved recording of the call or anything. But if T-Dog Skyped the 15 year old, yeah, he's probably boned.

no, but if they look closely, Wiener probably has a vid copy of it for later by himself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:17 PM (39g3+)

101 I wouldn't expect a conviction of Weiner

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2016 05:17 PM (JfUI4)

102 The tough part is "Ynnhalt und Abl�nung Gesatz." it's medieval Alsatian German. Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:11 PM (jBuUi)

Not to show off (ok, to show off) I did Ph.D work at Freiburg on medieval German.

"Ynnhalt" is archaic for "inhalt." Und is and, of course, and Ablaenung (I don't have the umlaut; added 'e' suffices linguistically) and "Gesaetz" (again, there should be an umlaut, or 'e') translates as "law."

Simply put, the phrase--in context--translates roughly as "the insult and debasement of anal probing is the law."

Dura lex, sed lex--it is hard, but it is the law.

Posted by: General Zod at September 23, 2016 05:17 PM (hgpSN)

103
27 Speaking of which...

Anybody here familiar with German -- as in, being pretty fluent in it? Help! I nee a couple weird words translated.

(I realize that's totally OT, but thought I could squeeze the question in by disingenuously saying "Speaking of which...".)
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)

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To keep it on topic, you could connect it to Wienerwald, a chain of restaurants in Germany specializing in roast chicken. Usually found just outside of train stations.

Pretty good chicken too.

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2016 05:17 PM (Fmupd)

104 Also: Iranian hostages released were left by US government to find their way home from Germany after Obama Iranian bribe.

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A moment of libertarianism. The federal government has no Constitutional authority to transport civilians from Germany.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (NUqwG)

105 75
If you are using your homes Wi-Fi, then no phone records exist

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2016 05:13 PM (UpGcq)

ha ha ha ha ha ha. You make funny joke.

Posted by: NSA at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (NbJXF)

106 I know a little German.

And he's sitting right over there! * points and waves *

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (2El4P)

107
They're perfectly good at finding crimes in places that suit their purposes.
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Pretty sure they can also fabricate crimes, if required.

/however, if you're on the Teflon list, you will NEVER get prosecuted. EVER. We are no longer a nation with laws; there is justice for some, not all.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (tvyXw)

108 Hah. I just saw the Kardashian thing.
Apparently it's Caitlyn Transgender that convinced her to consider voting for Trump

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (Om16U)

109 OT but the Gary Johnson interview with the MSNBC reporter where he suddenly sticks his tongue out at her...I mean, what? I laughed but seriously, he is nuts.

Posted by: IC at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (vBpiM)

110 So does that make Weiner Client No. 15?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (kumBu)

111 Keep in mind that this is not only Medieval German, but the book was published in Strasburg, so it's medieval Alsatian German.

Alchoran, das ist des Mahometischen Gesatzbuchs und t�rckischen Aberglaubens Ynnhalt und Abl�nung Gesatz.

The Koran, that is the Muhammedan law book and the Turkish Superstition Content and Rejection law.

Doesn't make a lot of sense, but the cognates you're looking for are Inhalt, Aberglaube, and Ablehnung.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (mgbwf)

112 Wiener shoulda subbed his peona.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (xE2DJ)

113 Give it up Trump chumps
Posted by: Trismegistus at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (4aAQP)

Yes; I'm sure the TONS of people still on the fence will be worrying that Trump will call their 12 year old daughter a fat slob. Thats a great reason to vote for Hillary!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (EnGQE)

114 Damn I got stuck down in the How to run over pedestrians, thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'the angry guy' at September 23, 2016 05:19 PM (pERRc)

115 It woulda been cleana.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 23, 2016 05:19 PM (NjKX7)

116 Wait, I didn't see the Kardashian thing - I go to great pains to avoid seeing it.

I read about the comment, is what I meant.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:19 PM (Om16U)

117 101 I wouldn't expect a conviction of Weiner
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2016 05:17 PM (JfUI4)

Highly unlikely. How about a little shadow show, until after the election?
Would that be virtue-signalling?

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 05:19 PM (d6TTt)

118 The Feds?
Uh-oh. Huma is on the warpath! Divorce his ass then have him thrown in the slammer.
You know. I bets she has pallets of cash... any Moron want to take one for the team and be Huma's weiner no. 2?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2016 05:19 PM (HgMAr)

119 Click "Like" if you've ever eaten at an Imbiss truck.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:19 PM (2cS/G)

120 Apparently it's Caitlyn Transgender that convinced her to consider voting for Trump

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (Om16U)

According to many, Trump is trans-conservative....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 05:19 PM (/NlFx)

121 Now things are gonna get meana.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 23, 2016 05:20 PM (xE2DJ)

122 Soft wieners
Nice and soft, non-erect
Wieeeeners!

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:20 PM (0mRoj)

123 The Koran, that is the Muhammedan law book and the Turkish Superstition Content and Rejection law.

Doesn't make a lot of sense, but the cognates you're looking for are Inhalt, Aberglaube, and Ablehnung.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (mgbwf)

--

I wonder if that means Sharia Law

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 23, 2016 05:20 PM (Om16U)

124 May be a pervert, but he is polite.

Phone, this is Hammer. Hammer, meet Phone.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 23, 2016 05:20 PM (FtrY1)

125 A schnell Imbiss. Toll!

Posted by: General Zod at September 23, 2016 05:20 PM (hgpSN)

126
It's too bad there aren't any places on the internet where Anthony could go and maybe toss some legal age women a few dollars for a nice and legal camera show where he could work out all his fantasies.

Thats not what its about to these sick perverts.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 05:20 PM (lKyWE)

127 Weiner is a deviant, but honestly, all the major crimes being committed and Islamic terrorists on the loose, and the FBI is investigating that a teenager might have seen this guys dick online?

I just don't see this being FBI level crimes

but hey, if they're going to go after Danny Hastert over taking out a lot of cash out of his own account, I guess I should be glad the shoe is on the other foot.

Posted by: Maritime at September 23, 2016 05:20 PM (fgAYu)

128 You know. I bets she has pallets of cash... any Moron want to take one for the team and be Huma's weiner no. 2?
Posted by: wth

How much cash?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:20 PM (DqKNm)

129 One wiener next to another wiener
Two wieners alongside yet another wiener

Four legs got some, right?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 05:21 PM (QQ+il)

130 You had me at "probative".

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at September 23, 2016 05:21 PM (tCr8X)

131 Carlos Danger was cocksure that he'd get away with this, once again.

But then he got his neck stuck in the zipper.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2016 05:21 PM (v5iqM)

132 Nothing like a bratwurst on brotchen mit pommes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:21 PM (2cS/G)

133 "Ynnhalt" is archaic for "inhalt." Und is and, of course, and Ablaenung
(I don't have the umlaut; added 'e' suffices linguistically) and
"Gesaetz" (again, there should be an umlaut, or 'e') translates as
"law."

Simply put, the phrase--in context--translates roughly as "the insult and debasement of anal probing is the law."

You know, you just can't get humor like this anywhere else.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2016 05:21 PM (LAe3v)

134 Weiner and PItt.

The new Most Wanted.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 05:21 PM (+wjl1)

135 Colleen Quinn was supposed to be the first NYC lesbian mayor until Weiner put his freak show in the race and sucked up all the media oxygen. That let DiBlasio sneak in as the well-organized fringe candidate Bolshevik, with the support of key unions and radical Blacks.

Before his downfall, Weiner was on the move. He had a great self-deprecating act -- lots of dick jokes -- and was a protege of Chuck Shmuck Schumer. He could have been a young mayor of NYC, and from there .....

But then came Andrew Breitbart, praise be unto him ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 05:21 PM (r1fLd)

136 Well, off to dinner with husband.

A reporter on Fox this morning was reporting from The Villages in FL.

He was there to interview various voters, and happened upon Happy Hour. Apparently things got loud and interesting.

He finished with, "Never bring up politics during Happy Hour."

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:21 PM (1ZOkK)

137 The girl's story is cock and ball.

Posted by: General Zod at September 23, 2016 05:22 PM (hgpSN)

138 15 year old: "Tee-hee. It looks like a cocktail weenie!"

T-Bone: "Wait a minute, let me get my macro lens..."

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2016 05:22 PM (HgMAr)

139 I just had another Bart-monition; Tony is going to eat a 38 before next summer, possibly before Christmas.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2016 05:22 PM (QQ+il)

140 You just don't do a fifteena.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 23, 2016 05:22 PM (xE2DJ)

141 Give it up Trump chumps
Posted by: Trismegistus at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (4aAQP)

Yes; I'm sure the TONS of people still on the fence will be worrying that Trump will call their 12 year old daughter a fat slob. Thats a great reason to vote for Hillary!

Yeah. Hillary will take the kid for her first abortion.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 05:22 PM (2El4P)

142 >>>Still trying to figure out why this one guy from the inner circle doesn't get a Get Out Of Jail Free card.....
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2016 05:08 PM (7ZVPa)<<<

We never miss a chance to turn on the Joos.

Posted by: Hussein Clown Posse at September 23, 2016 05:22 PM (H9MG5)

143 Also, just for fun, google "American Inventors."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 23, 2016 05:23 PM (tvyXw)

144 Just getting cynical, the wealthy and powerful pay no price for crimes.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2016 05:23 PM (JfUI4)

145 Even if you're Wiena.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 23, 2016 05:23 PM (xE2DJ)

146 Ancient saying -- "fifteen will get you twenty".
Not gonna happen to him though.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2016 05:24 PM (d6TTt)

147
I wonder if the FBI will handle this like they have the Beast or anything else recently.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2016 05:07 PM (auHtY)

And right on time, on Friday this is breaking....

The Feebs gave Cheryl Mills partial immunity during the email investigation.

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/09/23/ top-clinton-aide-immunity-n2222601

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2016 05:24 PM (Twghx)

148 The Koran, that is the Muhammedan law book and the Turkish Superstition Content and Rejection law.

Doesn't make a lot of sense, but the cognates you're looking for are Inhalt, Aberglaube, and Ablehnung.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Thx!

Not to show off (ok, to show off) I did Ph.D work at Freiburg on medieval German.

"Ynnhalt" is archaic for "inhalt." Und is and, of course, and Ablaenung (I don't have the umlaut; added 'e' suffices linguistically) and "Gesaetz" (again, there should be an umlaut, or 'e') translates as "law."

Simply put, the phrase--in context--translates roughly as "the insult and debasement of anal probing is the law."

Dura lex, sed lex--it is hard, but it is the law.
Posted by: General Zod

Thx!

How about this as an attempt at a decent paraphrased translation:

"The Koran, which is the Muslim Law Book, and Turkish Superstition and the Rejection of the Law."

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:24 PM (jBuUi)

149
119 Click "Like" if you've ever eaten at an Imbiss truck.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:19 PM (2cS/G)

-----------------

*clicks*

*nothing happens*

Damn Pixie.

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2016 05:24 PM (Fmupd)

150 Yes; I'm sure the TONS of people still on the fence
will be worrying that Trump will call their 12 year old daughter a fat
slob. Thats a great reason to vote for Hillary!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 05:18 PM (EnGQE)

It IS a good ad. Millions of ugly women with ugly fat daughters will be voting of Hillary. ( See Mayor of Charlotte, http://tinyurl.com/zq5doba )

Weren't they already? Seems like a get out the vote ad that doesn't move the needle much.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 05:24 PM (NbJXF)

151 Carlos Danger Wiener brings to mind Ted Cruz endorsement of Trump - Friday night document dump or pre-debate power play...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 23, 2016 05:24 PM (P/kVC)

152 Here's hoping for his sake that Wiener has a pre-stretched rectum.

Posted by: General Zod at September 23, 2016 05:25 PM (hgpSN)

153 I don't really understand how this is FBI level, either, unless some stupid law was passed to make anything going over airwaves federal or something. Was the girl in another state?

Before his downfall, Weiner was on the move.

OH yeah he was on the Democrat bench, he was an up and comer, despite being a gnome.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:25 PM (39g3+)

154 Subpoenas. Wiener.

heh heh

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:25 PM (zu88C)

155 I haven't skyped in a while, but you needed an add on such as supertintin to record video sessions.

Odd's that Weiner's PC has a directory called /supertintin videos?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:25 PM (mgbwf)

156 Ancient saying -- "fifteen will get you twenty".

Not gonna happen to him though.

Can we at least get him a probation condition that any phone he touches must be inside a condom?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 23, 2016 05:25 PM (4WhSY)

157 *annoying, cloying, condescending voice*

"It's just seh-ex!"

-Libtards everywhere

I predict plea bargain, deferred judgment, and dick modeling (for medical use only of course) for community service.

Posted by: Meremortal... at September 23, 2016 05:26 PM (3myMJ)

158 Oh, I wish I was a Democratic Weiner
I think it would be really Kee-ee-een
For if I were a Democratic Weiner
I could get away with nailing a girl of fifteen

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:26 PM (DqKNm)

159 >>Thx! How about this as an attempt at a decent paraphrased translation: "The Koran, which is the Muslim Law Book, and Turkish Superstition and the Rejection of the Law." Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:24 PM (jBuUi)

Close, but no anus.

Posted by: General Zod at September 23, 2016 05:26 PM (hgpSN)

160 I think it's a profoundly stupid ad. People influenced by that already weren't going to vote for Trump. If you're unemployed or severely underemployed, having heard about terrorists in NYC and rioting in Charlotte I'm sure the first thing on your mind is not "Trump might be mean to may baby girl."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 05:26 PM (EnGQE)

161 Still trying to figure out why this one guy from the inner circle doesn't get a Get Out Of Jail Free card

That puzzles me as well, I almost get the feeling he really annoyed the Clintons and is shunned or outside their sphere of protection. Every time he starts to go somewhere, he gets power slammed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:26 PM (39g3+)

162 Welp, looks like I've been cucked again. I really believed in you, Ted. At least my wife's son still likes me. :'(

Posted by: Michael Berry at September 23, 2016 05:27 PM (Il4fy)

163 "The Koran, which is the Muslim Law Book, and Turkish Superstition and the Rejection of the Law."

That's plausible. What else do we have for context?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:27 PM (mgbwf)

164
Maybe the feds are just looking for more freecontent to put up on their fake child porn website?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 05:27 PM (lKyWE)

165 I'm sure he'll get immunity.

Posted by: sexypig at September 23, 2016 05:27 PM (UBBWX)

166 He's leaving... on that midnight plane... with Epstein. Yeah, I heard him say, he's going back to a simpler place and time, oh yes. And when he takes that ride, guess who's gonna be right by his side? I'll be with him... on that midnight plane with Epstein.

Posted by: Bill at September 23, 2016 05:28 PM (2lndx)

167 See Pz Ludwig is in my camp

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2016 05:28 PM (JfUI4)

168 FBI is involved? Is Weiner currently designated as a Person or an Unperson?

Because my faith in the FBI/Justice Dept. is considerably less than zero. I trust an investigation by them - either the motive or the outcome - as much as I trust Hillary.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 23, 2016 05:28 PM (1CroS)

169 OH yeah he was on the Democrat bench, he was an up and comer, despite being a gnome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

But after being an up & comer, most Weiners collapse right away.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:28 PM (DqKNm)

170 "Koran" is similar to "coign," an Old English term referring to bricks at the corner of a building (that bear the most stress), and British prostitutes' anuses were known to be rubbed against such bricks while being rogered in old times. So "her coign" became "her ass."

Coign, Koran...c'mon, man, buy my taped series. A professor of linguistics gotta make some coin somehow...

Posted by: General Zod at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (hgpSN)

171 Weiner keeps running into the black paint on the mountainside, thinking it's a tunnel.

*Every single time* some woman or girl claims to be "into" him, she's just setting him up. Okay, sure, maybe a few that didn't go public really were attracted to him. But he keeps falling for it!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (kumBu)

172 My fellow tribesman George Gershwin anticipated this suite of utter fail with his legendary ode to New York ambiance, culture, and Skype-scrapers.

Like him, I'm an under-appreciated musical genius. Although, my preferred instrument is not the piano, it's the skin flute.

Protect artistic expression against censorship!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, Rhapsody in Blue-Veiner at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (/f6Nd)

173 "Hillary's latest TV ads really slams Trump the mysoginist. Hillary has already sucked the air out of that room. Like every other time - Hillary wins the news cycle"

It shows Trump asking the really important questions:

Can a flat-chested woman ever be a 10?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (r1fLd)

174 I've noticed a lot of the Dems ad strategy this time seems to only appeal to their True Believers. Are they captive to Hillary's perspective inside her paranoid bubble?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (+wjl1)

175 I think it's a profoundly stupid ad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 05:26 PM (EnGQE)

Haven't seen the ad but I like your take.

Posted by: Meremortal... at September 23, 2016 05:30 PM (3myMJ)

176 Or maybe even better,

"The Koran, which is the Muslim Legal Code, and Turkish Superstition and the Rejection of the Law."

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:30 PM (jBuUi)

177 Maybe the feds are just looking for more freecontent to put up on their fake child porn website?

This 9000 terabyte collection of child porn is strictly to catch bad guys. We have to view it regularly to check and see if the videos are playing properly. Hourly, even.

Posted by: FBI Agents at September 23, 2016 05:30 PM (39g3+)

178 Zombie, my guess

"Ynnhalt und Abl�nung Gesatz. "

inhalt = subject matter
und = and
ablang = cut to length (condensed)
gesatz = written down (I am guessing means written down laws)

Probably meaning "glossed" as in Justinian's law books

And I am sure I am beaten by people with better language skills

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 05:30 PM (KOBAq)

179 Does he even have a regular telco phone. If I was Verizon I'd dump him just to avoid having to deal with the inevitable subpeonas.

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2016 05:31 PM (8J/Te)

180 Can it be true that Trump has spent $0 on ads in Virginia, as reported? I mean, I figure the Commonwealth as lost, but sheesh...nothing?

Posted by: General Zod at September 23, 2016 05:31 PM (hgpSN)

181 Feds Subpoena Anthony Weiner's Phone Records
...........

That's gonna cause shrinkage.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2016 05:31 PM (HgMAr)

182 "I've noticed a lot of the Dems ad strategy this time seems to only appeal to their True Believers. Are they captive to Hillary's perspective inside her paranoid bubble?"

It's a real problem for them. Hillary's biggest problem is that her Man Gap dwarfs Trump's Woman Gap. This ad doesn't help.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 05:31 PM (r1fLd)

183 I have a shot peened weiner, it's pretty fucking hard.

Posted by: Ironman at September 23, 2016 05:31 PM (lMwpx)

184 Can a flat-chested woman ever be a 10?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (r1fLd)

Hell, yeah.

Posted by: A. Weiner at September 23, 2016 05:31 PM (/NlFx)

185 OH damn, just found out the version of the title I copied has an excess word at the end, the actual title is "Alchoran, das ist des Mahometischen Gesatzbuchs und türckischen Aberglaubens Ynnhalt und Ablänung," with no extra "Gesatz. "

Does that change things much?

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:31 PM (jBuUi)

186 Let me just say that *cough* I am outraged that *cough* made a victim *cough* *cough* and let me just say *cough* *cough* *cough*. Finally, I *cough* *cough* *cough**cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough**cough* *cough* *cough*

Posted by: Hillary!!!1!! at September 23, 2016 05:32 PM (ppaKI)

187 I've noticed a lot of the Dems ad strategy this time seems to only appeal to their True Believers.

Obama did the same thing, he ran ads only to appeal to his guys. They were downright insulting to anyone not a true believer. Somehow that translated into a win for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:32 PM (39g3+)

188 178 Zombie, my guess

"Ynnhalt und Ablanung Gesatz. "

inhalt = subject matter
und = and
ablang = cut to length (condensed)
gesatz = written down (I am guessing means written down laws)

Probably meaning "glossed" as in Justinian's law books

And I am sure I am beaten by people with better language skills
Posted by: Kindltot

No, that's great info.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:32 PM (jBuUi)

189 Has the FBI determined intent in the case?

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2016 05:33 PM (Sfs6o)

190 Can it be true that Trump has spent $0 on ads in Virginia, as reported? I mean, I figure the Commonwealth as lost, but sheesh...nothing?
Posted by: General Zod

Isn't he tied or within margin of error in Virginia now?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:33 PM (DqKNm)

191 "Is Weiner currently designated as a Person..."

Well, 'person' has certainly been designated as a weiner.

Posted by: Meremortal... at September 23, 2016 05:33 PM (3myMJ)

192 "The Koran, which is the Muslim Legal Code, and Turkish Superstition and the Rejection of the Law."

The problem here is that you're inserting "of the" before Law, and there's nothing to indicate that.

Aberglaube und Ablehnungs-Gesetz would be Superstition and Rejection Law. But who knows how medieval Alsatians indicated the possessive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:33 PM (mgbwf)

193 Skype doesn't record but the call connection does..

Posted by: macleod at September 23, 2016 05:33 PM (5NEuS)

194 Weiner better real quick declare he's a muzzie, that will solve his problem.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2016 05:33 PM (JfUI4)

195
Can a flat-chested woman ever be a 10?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (r1fLd)
Hell, yeah.

Posted by: A. Weiner

No Anthony, a "10", not a 10 year-old.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 23, 2016 05:33 PM (4WhSY)

196 "Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:25 PM (mgbwf) "

He's too tricksy for that.

It's under C:\Users\T-Dog\Videos\Totally Not Underage Girls

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2016 05:34 PM (kumBu)

197
Can a flat-chested woman ever be a 10? Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (r1fLd)

Sure,after midnight.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 23, 2016 05:34 PM (lKyWE)

198 I'm sure he'll get immunity.
.........

or gonorrhea

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2016 05:34 PM (HgMAr)

199
That's plausible. What else do we have for context?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

It's the title of a 1540 book that contains a partial translation of the Koran as well as info about Muslim beliefs.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:34 PM (jBuUi)

200 Juan Williams would have every police officer-involved shooting judged upon the "emotional factor".

He represents, I believe, the views of many, many blacks.

The adherents to "Black Culture(tm)" have decided that they can only live by "Special Rules" and the rules of our society must not be applied to them. Because "special". And "black".

There is no way for a society to coexist with this type of emotion-based anarchy. It's like being married to some lunatic who screams at you and throws things every time they do not get their way. Divorce is the only, merciful solution.

Maybe BLM's plans for black-only cities with no police should be implemented.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:35 PM (zu88C)

201 *tips over a car*
*smashes a window*
*loots a store*

Posted by: Black Lives Matter, no matter the thread subject at September 23, 2016 05:35 PM (VAsIq)

202 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 23, 2016 05:35 PM (uPt3V)

203 You know what gives me a whole lot of confidence in the integrity of our elections, particularly those that involve the use of electronic ballots? Hackers releasing a scan of Michelle Obama's passport. Great electronic security the state's got there.

Posted by: gm at September 23, 2016 05:36 PM (Lf8H/)

204 Having completed the cover up for the drunken sea hag, the Feebs are also hot on the Hollywood trail of Brad Pitt (while ignoring terror tips and letting terror spouses run free.)

Posted by: deplorable oddknot still frets at September 23, 2016 05:36 PM (g1MTt)

205 Why does Hillary hate short people?

Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:36 PM (CFc5L)

206 Can a flat-chested woman ever be a 10?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2016 05:29 PM (r1fLd)

And every man in the nation nods in agreement while thinking of Kate.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 23, 2016 05:36 PM (NbJXF)

207 Can it be true that Trump has spent $0 on ads in Virginia, as reported?

He's got a lot of social media ads popping up, and those go everywhere. Its a new world folks, things don't work the same way they used to.

Why advertise on TV when you get small numbers, or magazines when you get nobody? Nobody cares about bumper stickers or lawn signs. Radio ads, who even listens to radio now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:36 PM (39g3+)

208 *mostly peacefully tips over a car*
*mostly peacefully smashes a window*
*mostly peacefully loots a store*
Posted by: Black Lives Matter, no matter the thread subject

FIFY

Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2016 05:36 PM (DqKNm)

209 Can a flat-chested woman ever be a 10?

Milla Jovovich isn't totally flat but she's pretty gamine and I'd give her high numbers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:37 PM (39g3+)

210 Hot new T-shirt:

FBI Interrogations Team
We grilled Weiner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2016 05:37 PM (MWX7h)

211 if big boobs made you a ten, i'd be an eleven.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at September 23, 2016 05:37 PM (Il4fy)

212 OT
Caitlyn Jenner may have talked Kim Kardashian into voting for Trump

That may turn pop culture on its ear

Posted by: Yo! at September 23, 2016 05:37 PM (uPt3V)

213 Considering that there is no final "law" plus Kindlot's info, Maybe this is better:

"The Koran, which is the Muslim Legal Code, and Turkish Superstition, Condensed Version."

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:37 PM (jBuUi)

214 Maybe BLM's plans for black-only cities with no police should be implemented.

Oh they want police. They just want the cops to be all federal police.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:38 PM (39g3+)

215 was tired of talking about this guy back however many years ago it was when he did this shit the first time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 23, 2016 05:13 PM (R+30W)
-------
Agreed. Wiener's doctor will just claim bi polar or some other such thing that appears to makes Weiner unaccountable. Next.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at September 23, 2016 05:38 PM (yNyJy)

216 Milla Jovovich isn't totally flat but she's pretty gamine and I'd give her high numbers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Sophie Marceau isn't exactly stacked, but...damn. I've always had a thing for her.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:39 PM (DqKNm)

217 Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)

If no one has answered you, I believe Bandersnatch is fluent in German.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2016 05:39 PM (GDulk)

218 Considering that there is no final "law" plus Kindlot's info, Maybe this is better:

I'm not familiar with Kindltot's "ablang", and neither is my preferred source leo.dict.org.

I still think your cognate there is "Ablehnung", rejection.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:39 PM (mgbwf)

219 Bitch set him up!

Posted by: Marion Berry at September 23, 2016 05:39 PM (/aSql)

220 head over heels
where should I go
can't stop myself
shit's gonna blow

head over heels
no time to think
looks like my eyes are out of sync

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2016 05:40 PM (HgMAr)

221 If there's a German word you don't know, just assume it's a form of porn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2016 05:41 PM (+wjl1)

222 Gross

Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2016 05:41 PM (von7U)

223 Hot new T-shirt:

FBI Interrogations Team

We grilled Weiner.
---
i'm still waiting on my Deployable Deplorable shirt...

not even an e-mail yet, but they did take my $$

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2016 05:42 PM (/aSql)

224 I'm not familiar with Kindltot's "ablang", and neither is my preferred source leo.dict.org.

I still think your cognate there is "Ablehnung", rejection.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Then what would be your best guess at a meaning now, with the final "law" not part of the title"

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:42 PM (jBuUi)

225 A little Mel Brooks, to lighten Jason's mood, and to illustrate how the left feels about America:

http://tinyurl.com/jbrz9da

Posted by: MTF at September 23, 2016 05:42 PM (/m8T6)

226 Its really a shame that Weiner/Holder ticket never took off for this year's Democrat Nominee. Its a natural winner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:43 PM (39g3+)

227 It's a Germanic form of "oblong," for big ovoid shape. It's clearly Michelle's ass.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 23, 2016 05:43 PM (VAsIq)

228
Does that change things much?
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 05:31 PM (jBuUi)

I still think it means commentary. Like Haddith.

I admit that I was a Romance language major, however

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 05:44 PM (KOBAq)

229 There's a big difference, of course, between an adult woman with very small breasts and a young girl who has yet to develop breasts at all.

Also, Weiner is technically an ephebophile, but I don't want to get bopped by the Pedant Pounder again.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2016 05:44 PM (kumBu)

230 >> The Koran, that is the Muhammedan law book and
>>the Turkish Superstition Content and Rejection law.

I'd think the latter part probably interprets as something like 'Turkish law of faith and apostasy'.

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2016 05:44 PM (TppKb)

231 160 FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 23, 2016 05:26 PM (EnGQE)

Absolutely, any ad hillary does on a pre-teen girl opens the door for a responsive ad on Kathy Shelton, another once 12 yo girl, that hillary considered a "win" in her political career, when she got the rapist out of jail on time served.

That girl didn't have a "bad self___", she had a beaten and abused body with five days in the hospital to repair a ruptured vagina. So, yeah, bring that 12 yo girl story to the forefront.

Posted by: ever at September 23, 2016 05:44 PM (kronK)

232 Weiner is technically an ephebophile

Frankly, I don't think he's that picky. Anything, anywhere, any time for his pet wang.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2016 05:45 PM (39g3+)

233 Hillary surrounds herself with sexual predators.

This is mean, but now I wonder if Chelsea's husband has similar leanings?

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 23, 2016 05:45 PM (ozZau)

234 That's not German, that's parseltongue.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2016 05:45 PM (2cS/G)

235 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2016 05:45 PM (2El4P)

236 Is there anyone in those Librty Mutual commercials that doesn't deserve to be throat punched?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2016 05:46 PM (kTF2Z)

237 Hey guys!

A white dude got accused of child molestation.

WHITE!

Let's RIOT!

Who's with me?

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:46 PM (zu88C)

238 Posted by: Trismegistus at September 23, 2016 05:16 PM (4aAQP)

FYI that nic is already taken by a regular.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2016 05:46 PM (GDulk)

239 Frankly, I don't think he's that picky. Anything, anywhere, any time for his pet wang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I know Wang, and he would never support Weiner.

Posted by: Hung Wei Lo at September 23, 2016 05:46 PM (DqKNm)

240 Didn't Australia ban porn with flat chested actresses?

Posted by: Yo! at September 23, 2016 05:46 PM (uPt3V)

241 of course 'Nood'

of course

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 23, 2016 05:47 PM (zu88C)

242 Then what would be your best guess at a meaning now, with the final "law" not part of the title"

I would still have to twist words around to get any meaning. I'd want to read some of the book to get its point. As a pure guess, maybe

"The Koran, which is the Muhammadan Law Book and the Turkish Rejection of Superstitious Content".

You sort of have to know the content to know whether it's a rejection of or a recapitulation of the Koran. I would assume the latter.

I'm off to pick up No. 1 Son, I leave you all to your medieval Alsatian pron now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2016 05:48 PM (mgbwf)

243 >>>Can a flat-chested woman ever be a 10?

Winona is currently at 11, so yes, **hypothetically** she might be only a 10 if she was completely concave, but I'm inclined to think she could still pull off like a 10.99999 repeating.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 05:48 PM (bqa+Z)

244 And Zombie, if you check back in a bit . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 05:49 PM (KOBAq)

245 Gutfeld on the Five: "My Mom threw away all of my Playboys."

And a new thread for anyone no longer into Weiner bashing.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2016 05:50 PM (/NlFx)

246 It's almost as if Breitbart, from his grave, is toying with this putz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2016 05:04 PM (9P3OG)
-----------------------------------------------------
WIN

Posted by: certainly not Jason at September 23, 2016 05:50 PM (whMsz)

247 Sorry Zombie, my Bavarian speaking neighbor is not at home.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2016 05:51 PM (KOBAq)

248 Anthony, it's the fuzz! Beat it!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 23, 2016 05:53 PM (Hr+cG)

249 And a new thread for anyone no longer into Weiner bashing.
.............

It was good for me, I'm outta here.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2016 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

250 People phone their weiners now?

Makes sense.

Posted by: Not Brett Favre at September 23, 2016 05:58 PM (hsjaJ)

251 247 Sorry Zombie, my Bavarian speaking neighbor is not at home.
Posted by: Kindltot

That's all right - -Bavarians and Alsatians are mutually unintelligible!

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2016 06:12 PM (jBuUi)

252 Winona is currently at 11, so yes, **hypothetically** she might be only a 10 if she was completely concave, but I'm inclined to think she could still pull off like a 10.99999 repeating.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 23, 2016 05:48 PM (bqa+Z)
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BSG, your devotion is touching, it really is.

I hope someday your dream of eating pancakes with Winona comes true.

Posted by: bluebell at September 23, 2016 06:17 PM (xpSCc)

253 Maybe Comey found one he's not afraid of.

Posted by: gobagoo at September 23, 2016 06:19 PM (A/saJ)

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