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Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]
The Reluctant Bride
Auguste Toulmouche
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at September 26, 2016 09:43 AM (qKWVh)
Posted by: Furious George at September 26, 2016 09:44 AM (57K5j)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 09:44 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 09:44 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 09:44 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 09:45 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 26, 2016 09:46 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 09:47 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 26, 2016 09:48 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 09:48 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 09:48 AM (Om16U)
Have to run errands, but before I go...
If Trump can make Hillary stumble with women tonight and the future debates, he wins the election.
It's the "educated" women she is overwhelmingly winning over. I hope the Trump team really did their homework on this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2016 09:48 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 09:48 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 09:48 AM (d6TTt)
He hasn't received his last, just that she's given HER last.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 09:49 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Attending bridesmaid at September 26, 2016 09:49 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 09:49 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2016 09:49 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2016 09:49 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 09:49 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Attending bridesmaid at September 26, 2016 09:50 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 09:50 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 09:51 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 09:51 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 09:51 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Prison Warden at September 26, 2016 09:51 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 26, 2016 09:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 26, 2016 09:52 AM (0O7c5)
But...he was a good boy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 09:46 AM (J+eG2)****He was reading a BOOK!! (It was the koran, but hey) He wanted to go to COLLEGE!! He had children!!
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 09:52 AM (09Ay7)
Houston shooter lived in the neighborhood
Had threatened construction workers a few months ago with an AR 15. Complained about noise
Drove a porsche.
And is not black but hispanic
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 09:52 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 09:52 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2016 09:52 AM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2016 09:52 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 09:52 AM (Hb9w3)
http://www.brooklyntabernacle.org/devotional
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 09:52 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 09:53 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2016 09:53 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 09:53 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 09:53 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Attending Bridesmaid at September 26, 2016 09:53 AM (JO9+V)
obama only got a D+7 in 2008 with record Dem and black voter turnout which is not going to happen this year for hillary.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2016 09:53 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 09:54 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 09:54 AM (VFGDF)
We've analyzed this equation and 97% of scientists agree that foom = room
Posted by: IPCC at September 26, 2016 09:54 AM (NF2Bf)
Trump will attack Hillary and defend Americans;
Hillary will only attack Trump;
Trump will parlay her attacks as an attack on all Americans.
If you're worried about how Trump will do, watch his stump speeches.
That's all you're going to see tonight; Trump will turn every question and attack back to his stump speech points.
Trump has been testing those for applause lines; defense of Americans, attacks on Hillary.
Look a Hillary's stump speeches--her applause lines are attacks on Americans and Trump; the "deplorables" line was cheered.
The media will love it--will the rest of the country?
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 26, 2016 09:54 AM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 09:54 AM (09Ay7)
Watch Hillary gingerly walking down the stairs yesterday in NYC. Was it that cold there yesterday for the big green overcoat? Also, has anyone ever seen the Secret Service use a conversion van to transport protectees? They always use armored Suburbans except Her Thighness couldn't get into one without a step stool.
http://tinyurl.com/hftn9nn
Posted by: Timon at September 26, 2016 09:54 AM (396pH)
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 26, 2016 09:55 AM (8PrS9)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 09:55 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 09:55 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 09:55 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 26, 2016 09:48 AM (BWL+E)
With the look she has, I doubt he survives the honeymoon.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 26, 2016 09:55 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 26, 2016 09:55 AM (UnRK+)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 09:56 AM (09Ay7)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 09:56 AM (VFGDF)
A Deeper Look:
What about the girl in the right background wearing a buff colored dress with black lace. She stands before a mirror admiring herself as she wears The reluctant Bride's discarded headpiece of orange blossoms. She is completely unaware of the emotional drama that occurs behind her. Or if she does, she does not seem to care.
In a sense, she, a younger woman perhaps or a girl, still believes in the fantasy and ideology of the wedding in contrast to The Bride. This younger woman or girl gazes upon herself relishing the day when she will wear such a headpiece. Her passive, narcissistic look expresses the traditional femininity of the dominant fiction that the central figure in white satin does not wish to enact through a wedding and marriage.
www.thegreatwithin.org
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 26, 2016 09:56 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 26, 2016 09:56 AM (hLRSq)
A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey finds that a plurality (46%) of Likely U.S. Voters believes most moderators will try to help Clinton in the upcoming debates. Only six percent (6%) think they will try to help Trump instead. Just 32% say most of the moderators will try to be unbiased, while 15% are undecided.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 09:56 AM (zu88C)
"Shooter was shy and depressed, probably because Trump"
-The MFM
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 09:56 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 09:56 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2016 09:57 AM (9P3OG)
If he does...
In a week he will wish he hadn't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 09:57 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 26, 2016 09:55 AM (UnRK+)
Bitchfayca DeVille
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 26, 2016 09:57 AM (RD7QR)
Tomorrow the Narrative will be: Everything That Guy Trump Said Was A Lie
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 26, 2016 09:57 AM (8PrS9)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 09:57 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 26, 2016 09:57 AM (P/aDH)
****
It was 74 degrees in DC, and we're usually 3 degrees hotter. I was crawling around on the deck "brushing back" the stain my husband was rolling on and I got hot as hell (and I think I have a splinter in my butt).
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 09:58 AM (09Ay7)
I'm more concerned about their efforts to "weight" the ballot boxes.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2016 09:58 AM (S2VsH)
Tomorrow the Narrative will be: Everything That Guy Trump Said Was A Lie
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Hilary so brave powering through debate.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 09:58 AM (Om16U)
"You can be a such an f'ing asshole."
It's a love story of 23 years. Lol. At least for me. Still smitten.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at September 26, 2016 09:58 AM (pERRc)
Look a Hillary's stump speeches--her applause lines are attacks on Americans and Trump; the "deplorables" line was cheered.
The media will love it--will the rest of the country?
Posted by: RoyalOil
52% will.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 09:58 AM (IqV8l)
Woah! FINALLY something I agree with Obama on!
He's right, I gotta admit.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 09:59 AM (WlGX+)
I would have hated to feel like that on my wedding day.
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 09:59 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Beanerschnitzel at September 26, 2016 09:59 AM (YJJZG)
And in a completely unrelated survey, Rasmussen has found that 6% of Americans punch their own dicks.
Posted by: Rasmussen at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (NF2Bf)
Like I said earlier, no way it was a revolver. Have they described the weapon?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Beanerschnitzel at September 26, 2016 09:59 AM (YJJZG)
Can I see your pinterest board? That sounds so cool!
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:01 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 26, 2016 10:01 AM (ipPNI)
How is Glemn Beck.handling the shitty Cruz endorsement today?
btw, the "news" is gleefully playing a clip of a recent event with Cruz dstncing himself from Trump...to a nice applause from the crowd. The guy really is an anal aperture.
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 26, 2016 10:01 AM (8PrS9)
Who wants to grow up, anyway?
Posted by: MTF at September 26, 2016 10:01 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 10:01 AM (WlGX+)
http://bit.ly/2d0emkK
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (Iy6JT)
That looks more scheming than reluctance.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (Hb9w3)
At least 30 shots. People and vehicles
Like I said earlier, no way it was a revolver. Have they described the weapon?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (Hb9w3)
An assault hi-capacity derringer. By Glock.
Posted by: Houston Chronicle at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (xpSCc)
****Damn.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (09Ay7)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (VFGDF)
http://tinyurl.com/gmeex54
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (Hb9w3)
--
Plotting vengeance.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2016 10:03 AM (Fmupd)
Oh and here's a fun link to the only outlet, publication, or institution I've seen this entire election cycle, either pro or anti Clinton or Trump, that is actually evenhanded. You will never ever guess what it is.
http://bit.ly/2ddN9Jr
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 26, 2016 10:04 AM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:00 AM (Hb9w3)
An assault hi-capacity derringer. By Glock.
Posted by: Houston Chronicle at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (JO9+V)
With a compass in the stock & a thing that tells time
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 10:04 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:05 AM (VFGDF)
Your Staff has a discerning understanding of the world of firearms.
Posted by: Rolling Stone Magazine at September 26, 2016 10:05 AM (J+eG2)
Any of you morons have advice on which Hawaiian destination is best for honeymooners? (No, not me!)
Oldest son and his finance want to go there in April, and were thinking the Big Island would be best for them. I thought Maui. But truth be told, none of us has ever been there and we really have no idea.
They are young (late 20s,) but not the hiker type--maybe a little snorkeling and boat excursions. Would also like to see the waterfalls, volcanoes, etc. Looking for relaxing beaches, pretty sunsets, and a hotel with all the amenities.
Posted by: Deplorable IrishEi at September 26, 2016 10:05 AM (eM2Uz)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 10:05 AM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 10:05 AM (JO9+V)
For the nerves. Of course.
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 10:06 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Jerry Miculek at September 26, 2016 10:06 AM (Zu3d9)
snorkeling and boat excursions. Would also like to see the waterfalls,
volcanoes, etc. Looking for relaxing beaches, pretty sunsets, and a
hotel with all the amenities.
I would think Maui, but I've never been to the Big Island.
Maui is gorgeous!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 10:06 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:06 AM (09Ay7)
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Big island. Has the volcanoes, many waterfalls, whale and dolphin watching, etc. Also, not as crowded.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 10:07 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2016 10:07 AM (FnuZG)
Price of the car alone rules out BLM. I dont think he was hispanic. I think he is that "other" kind of hispanic
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:07 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:07 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 26, 2016 10:07 AM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: General Zod at September 26, 2016 10:08 AM (Bdeb0)
White?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:08 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 26, 2016 10:09 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Robert Crawford at September 26, 2016 10:09 AM (Gwl60)
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 10:10 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2016 10:10 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:10 AM (09Ay7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 26, 2016 10:09 AM (0O7c5)
Oh why why why?
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 10:10 AM (d6TTt)
You are always welcome down South where we have not failed to hit 90 degrees all month.
You know it's fall down here when the dry leaves spontaneously combust on the branches.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:10 AM (zu88C)
That girl is pissed.
"Yeah, the family is making me go through with this but I'm not giving up Paolo".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 10:10 AM (mgbwf)
Witnesses 9mm Beretta tried to talk him out of it.
Posted by: the new york times at September 26, 2016 10:11 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Robert Crawford at September 26, 2016 10:11 AM (Gwl60)
So, if the post-debate shows Trump won, they'll--in unison--start saying it's only because he lied and Hillary really won.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 26, 2016 10:11 AM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:11 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 26, 2016 10:09 AM (0O7c5)
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Genius. Raw genius.
In what universe is this helpful?
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:11 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Soona
She just realized hubby is still going to get them.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:12 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:12 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:12 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:11 AM (VFGDF)
Funny, I looked at the painting, and that's what I thought too.
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 10:12 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: girl in the red dress at September 26, 2016 10:12 AM (jkkMG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 10:10 AM (mgbwf)
You know what would make Paolo even better? Muteness. Energetic manliness without the conversation. Utopia.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:12 AM (09Ay7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 26, 2016 10:09 AM (0O7c5)
Phrasing!
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:13 AM (Om16U)
She should have a happy look on her face. No more bj's
Posted by: Soona
She just realized hubby is still going to get them.
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The strong money is on someone else in that very painting.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:13 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 10:13 AM (DJni3)
best line, a better time
everybody laughed, in clouding mondale. genuine good will all round, really a wonderful moment.
(from the reagan/mondale debate. on youtube]
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 10:13 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, trotting out the entire Victorian medical arsenal. at September 26, 2016 10:13 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:13 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 10:13 AM (mpXpK)
Hell, you could name it after *every* GOP debate moderator.
IIRC, John Harwood stood out as an uber-tool, constantly interrupting the GOP candidates - Cruz finally told him off.
If Holt goes to far he *will* make a fool of himself.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (1BQGO)
She should have a happy look on her face. No more bj's
Posted by: Soona
She just realized hubby is still going to get them.
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The strong money is on someone else in that very painting.
Posted by: Mortimer
The flighty one trying on the hat thingy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:12 AM (EnGQE)
Heh. As in all art, perspective is important.
When marriage number is > 1, perspective changes.
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:15 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 10:15 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by:
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 10:15 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:15 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:15 AM (VFGDF)
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Very true, Fen.
I look at it and immediately think Gothic novel.
Half the Morons look at it and get ex flashbacks.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:16 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
When I couldn't face myself in the mirror in the morning, I decided to grow a beard. Then my wife got that face, and now I shave in the dark.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 10:16 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:16 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 26, 2016 10:17 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:17 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 10:17 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:17 AM (Om16U)
Half the Morons look at it and get ex flashbacks.
Very telling.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:17 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 26, 2016 10:17 AM (vU+tB)
139 Ah, good painting. Must be one of those "political" marriages that were popular back then. Of course if all those torrid novels are right ALL marriages were arraigned then, and to horrid evil males. That caused those poor women like that one to seek out Fabio look-likes so they could "rip their bodices" and pant.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 10:13 AM (mpXpK)
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With storms and fire in the background.
Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2016 10:17 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2016 10:18 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:18 AM (VFGDF)
Parlo solomente la lingua de amore. Non parlo inglese!
Sei bellissima, cara mia.
Posted by: Paolo at September 26, 2016 10:18 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:18 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:18 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, trotting out the entire Victorian medical arsenal. at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (WTSFk)
However, I saw the actor who plays him in an interview. Bearded with a man bun.
Ugh. So disappointing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
They'd get married to the rich nasty landowner while all the while being in love with the big-fingered farmer she grew up with. Heartbreaking.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: David Attenborough at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (PEG9u)
Posted by: Soona
She just realized hubby is still going to get them.
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The strong money is on someone else in that very painting.
Posted by: Mortimer
The flighty one trying on the hat thingy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (Hb9w3)
Cue Elvis' Little Sister
https://youtu.be/Di2ThVZeGV4
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (JO9+V)
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Ok, good answer and good on him for saying so.
But on Beck?
Does he want to be lumped in with loonies?
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (zu88C)
He shot at cops. He died soon after
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (VFGDF)
Was it that cold there yesterday for the big green overcoat?
Posted by: Timon at September 26, 2016 09:50 AM (396pH)
Hillarity!'s a cold-hearted bitch. So, yes.
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (jrQYc)
I'm old enough ti real, the original series on the BBC. You probably are too. I enjoyed it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 26, 2016 10:21 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, trotting out the entire Victorian medical arsenal. at September 26, 2016 10:21 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: David Attenborough at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (PEG9u)
Damnit, I was drinking coffee!
You almost caused an aspiration cough event here.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:21 AM (Om16U)
Sei bellissima, cara mia.Posted by: Paolo at September 26, 2016 10:18 AM (mgbwf)
Perfectamente!
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:21 AM (09Ay7)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:21 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:22 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (EnGQE)
Actually, I never saw it. However, the actor who played Poldark in the original, played the evil judge who sentenced Tim (?) to prison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:22 AM (1ZOkK)
I have been to Hawaii 6 times going back and forth on WESPACs. Go somewhere in the US and have more money to spend. The beaches in Hawaii are actually rocky and shitty everywhere but directly in front of the big hotels. They haul in sand to make them better.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 10:22 AM (mpXpK)
When marriage number is > 1, perspective changes.
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 10:14 AM (d6TTt)
There was a classic "Andy Capp" cartoon where the punch line was Flo telling Andy "A woman doesn't need another husband to be married once too often."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2016 10:22 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:22 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (kfcYC
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That's not his finger.
Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2016 10:22 AM (Fmupd)
Suspect was a lawyer and there had been issues with his law firm.
Que lawyer jokes:
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:23 AM (Hb9w3)
My imagination stinks these days but hell, I at least give it a try.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 10:23 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, trotting out the entire Victorian medical arsenal. at September 26, 2016 10:23 AM (lHb9q)
Thanks, CBD. I missed the daily art thread while on the road. Good to be back.
Posted by: JTB at September 26, 2016 10:23 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 10:23 AM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:23 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Houston Chronicle at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (JO9+V)
ROFL! Now THAT I can believe...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Deplorable Source of all SMODs at September 26, 2016 10:23 AM (2pIEi)
Sei bellissima, cara mia.
Posted by: Paolo at September 26, 2016 10:18
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I knew who this was without even looking at the hash.
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 10:24 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:24 AM (09Ay7)
I always appreciate your commentary on the artwork, JTB.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:24 AM (EnGQE)
188
Shooter was a LAWYER
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:22 AM (VFGDF)
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Hmmm. Looks like a new front just opened.
Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2016 10:24 AM (Fmupd)
from star wars last night. still just a silly line.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (WTSFk)
I was watching The Empire Strikes Back last night because my sinuses were killing me and I didn't have the energy to go to bed. I kept thinking to myself, "Good lord, but this is a terrible script! I mean, they even included the line 'I've got a bad feeling about this!'"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2016 10:25 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 10:25 AM (6V5zs)
1 serious
3 treated and released
Wont reveal his ID
He was a LAWYER
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:21 AM (VFGDF)
Shariah lawyer?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:25 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB
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Hmmm. Looks like a new front just opened.
Posted by: Soona
OBJECTION!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:25 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at September 26, 2016 10:26 AM (P/aDH)
Jane, have you seen the Horatio Hornblower series with a young Ioan Gruffud?
Yummy.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:23 AM (Om16U)
No. I'll have to check it out.
I watched a special on Saddam Hussein on the History Channel yesterday evening. He was even more evil that I'd heard or even imagined. And that was toward his "friends." He regularly raped the wives and daughters of those closest to him. One of his young daughters was equally cruel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:26 AM (1ZOkK)
It's a series from a book about a fellow who fights in the Revolutionary War (He's British) and returns to his home in Cornwall and his romantic and other complications. The actor who plays Poldark is apparently very handsome.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:26 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Houston SWAT at September 26, 2016 10:26 AM (lHb9q)
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but that wasn't "rape" rape
Posted by: Whoopi at September 26, 2016 10:27 AM (/CIN4)
However, I saw the actor who plays him in an interview. Bearded with a man bun.
Ugh. So disappointing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (1ZOkK)
The original 'Poldark', with Robin Ellis, is sooooo much better.
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2016 10:28 AM (jrQYc)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 26, 2016 10:28 AM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Gary Johnson, dude at September 26, 2016 10:28 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: presumably zombie Andy Williams at September 26, 2016 10:28 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:29 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2016 10:28 AM (jrQYc)
That;s the only one I saw. Why was it better?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:29 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:29 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 10:29 AM (mgbwf)
Show me a law school and I'll show you buildings full of left wing shits.
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 26, 2016 10:30 AM (8PrS9)
Yes, it is very clever; I haven't seen that poster for a while.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:30 AM (EnGQE)
OOO, that looks good. I DVD masterpiece so I may have it. If not maybe it's on Hulu or Netflix or amazon?
I'm always looking for something not intellectually insulting which also includes hot men in tight pants (who are not gender fluid). It's a narrow genre.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:30 AM (09Ay7)
:::the sadz:::
:::touches up ears mentally:::
:::teh happy:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2016 10:31 AM (DJni3)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2016 10:31 AM (6V5zs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:31 AM (1ZOkK)
I heard this morning that the latest document dump of Clinton's emails contained over 1K emails sent by Petreaus to her while he was at CENTCOM to her home brewed server.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 10:31 AM (oiNtH)
yeah, and while Trump is direct with "Crooked Hillary" (provable that she lied repeatedly on several "crimes"), they are more devious. "Since it is fact Trump lies, we need special rules to spot check his constant lies". They move right past the false premise, and right into whether or not Trump lies will be fact checked.
Facts not in evidence ... except for Hillary. Of course "commies" wrap everything in such tactics, so they are accomplished at it.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2016 10:32 AM (n6rAX)
Posted by: Ham Burger at September 26, 2016 10:32 AM (IqV8l)
insulting which also includes hot men in tight pants (who are not gender
fluid). It's a narrow genre.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:30 AM (09Ay7)
*types*
*deletes*
*snickers*
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2016 10:32 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Chris M at September 26, 2016 10:33 AM (k3w9p)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:33 AM (VFGDF)
of Clinton's emails contained over 1K emails sent by Petreaus to her
while he was at CENTCOM to her home brewed server.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 10:31 AM (oiNtH)
TFG did the same using a pseudonym. Unreal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:33 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:33 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:31 AM (1ZOkK)
Is it anything like "Dark Pole?" Reggie & I really like those movies.
Posted by: Barack Hussein O at September 26, 2016 10:33 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 10:34 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:34 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:29 AM (EnGQE)
It just seemed the original had more historical tidbits in it. And the story line was highly developed over, I guess, two or so seasons. Even my ex liked the old Poldark, and she hated British shows.
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2016 10:34 AM (jrQYc)
Ima give them all the advice gleaned here. Sounds like the Big Island and Oahu are the ones they should choose from.
And I'm with you, Vic. If I had my way, I'd be in a cabin in Glacier National Park--one of the prettiest places on earth IMO. Heck, mainland USA has just about everything a traveler could want, and many parts are absolutely stunning.
Other tough issue is they only have a week, and we are on the east coast, so not really a lot of time. But Hawaii has been a lifelong dream of the fiance, so...
Posted by: Deplorable IrishEi at September 26, 2016 10:34 AM (eM2Uz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud
Did they release what pseudonym he used? One can only imagine.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 10:35 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:35 AM (Hb9w3)
Added bonus: Hawt guy holding baby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:36 AM (1ZOkK)
Wider than a mile.
I'm crossing you in style, some day.
Posted by: presumably zombie Andy Williams at September 26, 2016 10:28 AM (lHb9q)
When the late, great John Barry was composing the title song for Goldfinger, he invited the lyricists Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley to listen. As soon as he played the first three notes -
Gold -
fing -
er -
both Bricusse and Newly sang out "Wider than a mile!", which pissed Barry off no end.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2016 10:36 AM (X6fMO)
Re: no epidurals back then:
Not exactly... Queen Victoria got general anesthesia (ether) before her last childbirth. Afterwards, she recommended highly to other prospective mothers-to-be.
Posted by: mne at September 26, 2016 10:37 AM (KQuMS)
Obviously, as everything else, tastes in men and women vary. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:37 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:37 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB
What we really need is some common-sense lawyer control laws.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 10:38 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2016 10:38 AM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:39 AM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: Cher
thebearisloose@mensworld.net
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 10:40 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 26, 2016 10:40 AM (09Ay7)
If hes hispanic, he is dominican or Haitian. He is very very dark
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:40 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:40 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: nckate at September 26, 2016 10:40 AM (tZMK0)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 10:41 AM (CehCK)
Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2016 10:38 AM (/O5Ax)
Beck is a fraud. He is worse than politicians.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:41 AM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: deplorable dagny
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Same here. They seem to have more depth, and are well-written. Also, they do a lot more classical literature.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 10:42 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2016 10:43 AM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 10:41 AM (CehCK)
This is the original inspiration to Vivid's Where the Boy's Aren't series.
(2 birds with one stone just for you)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:43 AM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, convening Horde Thunderdome at September 26, 2016 10:43 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 10:43 AM (Nwg0u)
Maybe I can't get enthused because it's a little different when you're in high school and the actor is older and this new guy is young enough to be my son. It doesn't do the same thing for me. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:43 AM (EnGQE)
Fen, I mentioned in the last thread I just watched "Last Days in the Desert". Was really very impressed by the movie, both with the general aesthetics, and the treatment of ajesus in the Wilderness.
If you've seen it, would be very interested in your take on it.
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 10:44 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:44 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
******
*Chuckle!*
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2016 10:44 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: ThunderB
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Hmmm. Looks like a new front just opened.
Posted by: Soona
OBJECTION!
Posted by: rickb223
Overruled.
Bang!
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 26, 2016 10:45 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:45 AM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2016 10:38 AM (/O5Ax)
Beck is a fraud.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:41 AM (vUuJ6)
No, I believe he's authentically nuts.
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 10:45 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: deplorablejewells45 at September 26, 2016 10:45 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 09:56 AM (zu88C)
Just how far out there in La-la Land do you have to be to actually believe that the "moderators" are there to help Trump?
The mind boggles...
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 26, 2016 10:45 AM (CehCK)
I have not seen that; I'll have to look for it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:46 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:46 AM (VFGDF)
Whoever he has around him must really be blowing smoke up his butt.
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 26, 2016 10:46 AM (r65B3)
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I think he is a genuine, sincere lunatic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 10:43 AM (Nwg0u)
Who only cares about becoming the next Walt Disney.
For the Children.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:47 AM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 10:47 AM (xpSCc)
Does he want to be lumped in with loonies?
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:20 AM (zu88C)
Oh yes, the press will eat him alive and magnify everything Trump says into a gaffe of career ending stupidity . . .
. . . AND HOW WILL WE BE ABLE TO TELL???
Posted by: Kindltot - hyperventilating wildly at September 26, 2016 10:47 AM (KOBAq)
A guess: He's on Beck trying to win them over for Trump; get them past #NeverTrump. Beck and his listeners backed Cruz, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: deplorablejewells45 at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (zRZaJ)
46 year old Nathan Desai is the shooter
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (VFGDF)
Over estate taxes.
Also:
"And being chummy with Putin is more likely to keep us safe, whether you
find that distasteful or not. Clinton wants to insult Putin into doing
what we want. That approach seems dangerous as hell to me."
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (J+eG2)
A DU poster/commenter?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: deplorablejewells45 at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (zRZaJ)
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Wonderful!!
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (Hb9w3)
He had his 15 minutes. Then he ran off the rails, rolled about 10 more miles and into a peyote patch..........and hasn't left since.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: Lauren at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (8uiG4)
"France and the U.K. are building a 13-foot-high, half-mile-long concrete wall to stop migrants from the camp reaching the nearby highway or ferry port to try and cross the English Channel."
http://tinyurl.com/j75x534
Maybe Trump should bring that up tonight?
Posted by: ryukyu at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (5hp5+)
find that distasteful or not. Clinton wants to insult Putin into doing
what we want. That approach seems dangerous as hell to me."
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (e2Rx3)
Yeah, no insult KGB is good plan.
Hillary will lose the dick measuring contest.
We will pay the price.
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 10:51 AM (d6TTt)
Whoever he has around him must really be blowing smoke up his butt.
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 26, 2016 10:46 AM (r65B3)
I think he pussed out with the claim that the Tea party should be a leaderless movement.
Because he says all .movements have been leaderless or aomerhing. Which is bullshit.
He may have for in over his head and received a call to tone it down and if he would he would get sackfulls of money.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:51 AM (vUuJ6)
That said, I'd take the chick kneeling on the right.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 10:51 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:51 AM (VFGDF)
They claimed the world was safer if we all shared our weapons tech, since apparently commie/Democrats believe the UN should really be running the world. (and of course the pay for play there pays well, and doesn't answer to our silly sovereign laws). "Leveling the playing field" was the excuse for declassifying critical nuke tech, and opening doors for China's spies to walk right out the door with laptops full of it.
So $150M get Russia our uranium and their own Silicon Valley (passing thru our defense tech as a bonus) .. but don't worry, it's all for your own good. And since you patriots are irredeemable and deplorable, we gonna need those guns, since you won't pass our psych eval.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2016 10:52 AM (n6rAX)
Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2016 10:52 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:52 AM (VFGDF)
That said, I'd take the chick kneeling on the right.
I'd take the one trying on the hat thingy and not buying into bridezilla's drama.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:53 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2016 10:53 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 10:53 AM (d6TTt)
wall to stop migrants from the camp reaching the nearby highway or
ferry port.....
IIRC, Hungary has been busy building walls and decorating them with scarecrow-like heads made out of gourds so that as they dry they really start to look like human heads. I'm all for that approach!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 10:54 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bluebell
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I knew that Wounded Knee thing would come back to bite us.
Posted by: Gary Johnson, Proud Candidate of Ignorance at September 26, 2016 10:54 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (EnGQE)
We was. He was afraid of physical harm if he supported Clinton and said so. Also he said in his business it was in his economic self interests to support Clinton.
The Soviet confiscation tax of 65% upon death turned him to team Trump (officially).
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:54 AM (vUuJ6)
insulting which also includes hot men in tight pants (who are not gender
fluid). It's a narrow genre.
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So, 'Robin Hood:Men in Tights' or perhaps, 'Zorro:The Gay Blade'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 10:54 AM (9mTYi)
Generally speaking, if you're tired of the dreck you find on most of TV today, "Horatio Hornblower" was a very nice watch. Sort of "Master and Commander" like. I used to like watching it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 10:54 AM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:48 AM (VFGDF)
A HinJew? (denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 10:55 AM (o9m/V)
I think the one on the right is a twelve year old fantasizing about her future as a bride.
Not that I'd judge you, of course.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 10:55 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: josephistan
He is stuck on being a prophet - he rails on history and how is predicting what is coming next. Very weird to listen to someone going off like that.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 10:55 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lizzy
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A poor imitation of the original idea by Vlad Tepes
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 10:55 AM (7ZVPa)
The shooting is serious and terrible, but "white flabby lawyer" made me laugh; Sorry
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:56 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 26, 2016 10:56 AM (Nwg0u)
Taming ferocious fears-a International Fellowship of Christians and Jews devotional:
http://tinyurl.com/gmeex54
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:02 AM (EnGQE)
I saw your previous comment about attending an Orthodox service and liking chanting. Have you ever been to a Taize service? If you get a good one it can be great.
Posted by: gracepc at September 26, 2016 10:56 AM (OU4q6)
The saving grace of this painting is, of course, the bride's expression. She's imagining the wedding night before her,when she consummates her marriageto the frail, slightlyneurotic and horse-faced Reginald, the son of Lord Henry Pinchbottom of the Mayfair Pinchbottoms.
Her family's position and estate are secured. All that remainsis the bribe to the apothecary and unhindered access to Reginald's ivory snuff box.
Soon, she thinks. Soon.
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 10:57 AM (OGbEB)
Nah. Flabby nutty hindu guy. Read the 1 review of his law firm. Charged her 1200 to tell client nothing could be done, then asked her out for dinner and drinks. She was so outraged by the price of the bill she asked for an itemized receipt. Which he charged her another 200 bucks for
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:57 AM (VFGDF)
If true, there are muslim Indians - have some in my family!
>>A poor imitation of the original idea by Vlad Tepes
Heh. I prefer to see it as a good start!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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In my youth, I found bridesmaids to be a target-rich environment.*
*On the off chance that Mrs. Hammer might read this, please burn this email after reading.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 10:58 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 10:58 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 10:55 AM (7ZVPa)
Roman roads lined with impalings (still moaning and crying) were even more effective. It's the moaning and crying after being up there two days that really gets to the would-be invader.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 10:58 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 10:55 AM (o9m/V)
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 10:58 AM (Om16U)
I've never been to their actual services. I've been to services where their music is played and had them myself. I like their stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:58 AM (EnGQE)
Obviously there is a list.
Hillary will use it.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:59 AM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:54 AM (vUuJ6)
Other way around: "As most of you know, I have been endorsing Hillary Clinton for president, for my personal safety, because I live in California. It isn't safe to be a Trump supporter where I live."
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 26, 2016 10:59 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 10:59 AM (VFGDF)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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In my youth, I found bridesmaids to be a target-rich environment.*
Planned Parenthood agrees.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 11:00 AM (vUuJ6)
Hates the Chinese...........but just can't help himself from Chinese restaurants on the holidays?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 11:00 AM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2016 11:00 AM (4ezd3)
Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2016 10:57 AM (OGbEB)
She looks like she's either on heavy psychotropics or possessed. The groom's best chance is that she goes into hysterical paralysis before the wedding.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 11:00 AM (zc3Db)
Half of all handguns are in the hands of 9 million, 9 hundred thousand people.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 11:02 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 26, 2016 11:02 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2016 11:02 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 11:02 AM (VFGDF)
Heh. I banged a bridesmaid once. It was the genesis of my theory that weddings make girls wet in their girl parts.
Circumstances never gave me another shot at that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 11:02 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 10:54 AM (vUuJ6)
Other way around: "As most of you know, I have been endorsing Hillary Clinton for president, for my personal safety, because I live in California. It isn't safe to be a Trump supporter where I live."
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 26, 2016 10:59 AM (uiwCw)
Thanks. Commenting while taking a bath and smoking a J will bring out the unforced errors.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 11:03 AM (vUuJ6)
Nate Silver has for the very first time got Trump as the favorite in his "Now-Cast", a model of "who would win the election if it were held today".
Silver regularly publishes three different modeling results at 538, and this is one. Hillary is still the very narrow favorite in the other two models).
Posted by: MTF at September 26, 2016 11:03 AM (/m8T6)
Okay so a chick trans into a man but keeps "her" junk. A dude trans into a woman but keeps "his" junk. They become a couple and have a baby.
So a man and woman have sex and get pregnant. A world first!!!
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 11:03 AM (oiNtH)
The feds?
DHS, EPA, Dept. of Ed. BLM, etc...
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 11:04 AM (NOIQH)
Half of all handguns are in the hands of 9 million, 9 hundred thousand people.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 11:02 AM (Hb9w3)
Since you put it like that.....
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 11:04 AM (vUuJ6)
A review - from a client (One star):
"I would NOT recommend this firm to anyone. My initial interview was with
Desai. I was asked to pay a $1,500 retainer, which I paid under the
impression that things were going to be taken care of. The end result
was that nothing could be done to help me. I don't understand why I was
charged so much money for them to simply tell me, Sorry, we can't help
you. Besides that, Nathan Desai acted very unprofessional by asking me
(a paying client) out for dinner and drinks. I understand that attorneys
cannot guarantee outcomes or results, but I was very offended by the
lack of professionalism. I asked for an itemized printout showing
exactly what I was charged for, and they e-mailed me and charged me just
under $200 for giving me an itemized."
Posted by: An Observation at September 26, 2016 11:04 AM (SAMq1)
Houston. 6:30 am this morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 11:04 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2016 11:04 AM (fzR64)
Maybe weddings aren't good environments for you. ;^) Didn't you skinny dip with one of the bridesmaids?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 11:04 AM (EnGQE)
Do you know what happened with the shooting in Friendswood? Pearland? A couple months ago?
"Military guy goes nuts and shoots up the neighborhood" sounds like exactly what the media was looking for, but they dropped and buried it instead.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 11:05 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: MTF at September 26, 2016 11:06 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 11:06 AM (EnGQE)
It's the other 50% you need to worry about. Distributed evenly throughout S. Chicago, E. St. Louis and other notable shit holes.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 26, 2016 11:06 AM (SeD0w)
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I believe Redokulus rules of a gun fight (two-way rifle range). If you have to pull out the small gun, You're Dead.
Posted by: auscolpyr at September 26, 2016 11:06 AM (suO/a)
Okay so a chick trans into a man but keeps "her" junk. A dude trans into a woman but keeps "his" junk. They become a couple and have a baby.
So a man and woman have sex and get pregnant. A world first!!!
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 11:03 AM (
The sad part is that each parent has a 40-50 percent chance of committing suicide.
And that is before the divorce.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 11:06 AM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 26, 2016 11:07 AM (VFGDF)
What could possibly make a story that they would love to run, into a story that they decide not to run?
Hmm...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 11:07 AM (J+eG2)
Never did a thing for my willingness. :^) I can't even remember talking to many other men at the weddings I was a bridesmaids at-ceratinly not the groomsmen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 11:07 AM (EnGQE)
I think people really don't understand just how large our population is. A couple percent is a *lot* of people.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2016 11:07 AM (GDulk)
Now THAT'S a Moron!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 11:07 AM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 11:08 AM (tvyXw)
That number seems like it has biblical significance.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 26, 2016 11:09 AM (SeD0w)
Heh. Good memory.
It was the Maid of Honor. And it was at my own wedding.
Once was with me and the best man, once with a couple of the other groomsmen. The Maid of Honor was a good sport.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 11:09 AM (mgbwf)
That's why I turned it into "real" numbers. 3% doesn't sound like much. Until you realize that it's 3% of 330 million.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2016 11:09 AM (Hb9w3)
I called them and to let them know of the error, and simultaneously informed them that I would be billing them my standard consulting rate of $100/hr (or part thereof) for my time and effort on their behalf.
Their office manager laughed, and when I asked why she realized that I was serious and became flustered, recognizing, I suspect, that it was unreasonable and yet SOP for their own office.
I didn't do it, but just making the call was very satisfying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 11:09 AM (9mTYi)
The wifey is a huge Poldark fan; it's pretty entertaining. I mean, better than watching the Bears beclown themselves again.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 26, 2016 11:09 AM (hqZPQ)
And the women are ultra- hot.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 11:10 AM (vrijl)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 26, 2016 11:10 AM (/CIN4)
I like it!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 11:10 AM (EnGQE)
The groom is topless and there is a case of vodka on hand.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/selection-du-weekend-211-62.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2016 11:10 AM (fzR64)
Not a contest yet, but they probably thought of it.
Posted by: Colin at September 26, 2016 11:11 AM (du8ty)
Posted by: MTF at September 26, 2016 11:11 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2016 11:11 AM (fzR64)
Not a contest yet, but they probably thought of it.
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that's a good one.
cause they can't give those 'scriptions away
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 26, 2016 11:12 AM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 11:12 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2016 11:12 AM (fzR64)
And the women are ultra- hot.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 11:10 AM (vrijl)
And fertile.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 26, 2016 11:13 AM (vUuJ6)
The bride and bridemaids were Totally inked. Totally.
Man buns on the groomsmen.
Giant hoops in some of the guys ear lobes.
The " officiant" was some Goth girl, who could barely keep a straight face while reading her " part".
No mention of a Deity.
What was not funny was the discomfort of the guys parents.
Hers were notably absent.
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 11:13 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2016 11:14 AM (fzR64)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 11:14 AM (mpXpK)
All lawyers must be registered in a national registry.
All lawyers will be required to be kept away from children with a motion lock engaged unless in a courtroom.
High capacity law firms must be banned. Why do you need more than two lawyers to argue a case?
Assault lawyers, defined as those with a scary looking briefcase, are banned.
Yes, tongue in cheek.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 26, 2016 11:14 AM (gVpIT)
I googled "nanowrimo" and it's not even dirty.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 11:14 AM (mgbwf)
Bah.
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2016 11:14 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2016 09:53 AM (7ZVPa)
Weekend at Bernadette's?
Posted by: UT College of Law Dean Melanie D. Wilson at September 26, 2016 11:14 AM (16OL0)
So a man and woman have sex and get pregnant. A world first!!!
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2016 11:03 AM (oiNtH)
Yeah .. transvestites still using their genitals is nothing new. And in Scotland, guys with skirts father kids all the time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 11:15 AM (zc3Db)
LOL. And I did NOT skinny dip with Bandersnatch either. ;^)
Actually the weddings of my friends were rather sedate occasions. They were nice church weddings and nice receptions with alcohol but not riotous receptions unless people were having much more fun somewhere else. Maybe it's just as well-They're both still married. to the same people :^)
Actually there was one other wedding where I was a bridesmaid. It was held at the Plaza. It was a not a long marriage and a long delay before the wedding started-maybe like the bride above.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 11:16 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Huma at September 26, 2016 11:17 AM (hSk36)
I like Hungary. Generality, but ... pretty anti semitic. But good at keeping the Muzzies out, as are most of the EE and CE countries. Not like the stupid Brits or Germans.
Posted by: gracepc at September 26, 2016 11:17 AM (OU4q6)
I like Hungary. Generality, but ... pretty anti semitic. But good at keeping the Muzzies out, as are most of the EE and CE countries. Not like the stupid Brits or Germans.
And I'm told the language is difficult (to say the least) to learn.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2016 11:20 AM (vrijl)
I've never attempted Magyar, but I understand that it is one of three world languages which seem unrelated to proto-Indo-European but are related to each other.
Hungarian, Finnish, and Korean. Nobody has an explanation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 11:24 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at September 26, 2016 11:26 AM (Rn3Rw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 26, 2016 10:49 AM (EnGQE)
No. But neither was he originally supporting the FAB either, until he started getting death threats from the pro-Hillary crowd. So he switched to supporting the FAB. If he has now switched allegiance to Trump, I can only assume he's beefed up his personal security...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Deplorable Source of all SMODs at September 26, 2016 11:28 AM (2pIEi)
Posted by: Corona at September 26, 2016 11:30 AM (ragzU)
Ugh. So disappointing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 26, 2016 10:19 AM (1ZOkK)
That really is - a gorgeous man making himself ugly.
It's like a beautiful woman with facial tats and ear gauges.
Well, I remember my elderly aunt looking at a picture of Brad Pitt in the early 90s when Pitt was looking as grungy and hoboish as possible - wearing long greasy hair, a beard, and a puke colored sweater with a hole in it.
She signed and said, "They sure don't make movie stars like they used to. Can you imagine Gary Grant going out like that in public?"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 11:30 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Deplorable Source of all SMODs at September 26, 2016 11:28 AM (2pIEi)
He is sure Trump is going to win.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 26, 2016 11:32 AM (u0lmX)
It's Uralic -- you can google it. Too hard for me to explain that's for sure. From some region in north central Asia.
I have never been able to conquer it. But I think (like with Russian) once you learn the alphabet it might make more sense.
I spent a lot of time in Central Asia and those native languages are challenge also. I am a very poor linguist.
Posted by: gracepc at September 26, 2016 11:32 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: saf at September 26, 2016 11:36 AM (+zN6H)
Posted by: Shoeless 'ron at September 26, 2016 11:46 AM (f29+z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 26, 2016 12:19 PM (dGW8H)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 26, 2016 12:43 PM (9h4+/)
Adams says he switched because of Hillary's estate tax. Woopee Goldberg once complained about estate taxes also. Could be a reflection of sentiment change in California and the estate tax gave Adams cover to switch.
I think the TV coverage of the riots hurt Hillary significantly. Everywhere.
Posted by: Ok at September 26, 2016 01:15 PM (K8FS4)
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable powering through at September 26, 2016 01:21 PM (yODqO)
That depends on what they like. If they refer resort-style comfort, then Oahu or Maui probably is for them. If they're a bit more adventurous, then the Big Island is the place to go.
My wife and I had our honeymoon after 35 years of marriage (we were dead broke when we were married, then had five kids to raise and educate). We spent two weeks on the Big Island, and loved every second. There's an enormous variety of landscape on the island, everything from prairie, to volcanic plain, to rain forest. The snorkeling on the southeast part of the island is fabulous; scuba diving off Kona is great (I strongly recommend the manta-ray dive). If you're interested in history, the former royal palace in Kona is worth visiting, as is the coffee farm maintained by the Kona Historical Society; not to mention Cook's Landing, and the Place of Refuge, and the various sites associated with Kamehameha the Great. And if possible, they should do the day trip to the Mauna Kea observatory - it's pricy, but worth every penny. And don't miss the volcano!
As you can see, we have a wonderful time, and would go back in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Brown Line at September 26, 2016 03:51 PM (667Qv)
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