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Daily Obama Race Riots Thread
I heard they're going nicely tonight.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2016 09:46 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 22, 2016 09:46 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Radar at September 22, 2016 09:46 PM (b6jcm)
Posted by: Radar at September 22, 2016 09:46 PM (b6jcm)
Posted by: Radar at September 22, 2016 09:46 PM (b6jcm)
Which speaks highly of your connection to the real world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2016 09:47 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 09:47 PM (QflKB)
Which speaks highly of your connection to the real world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Don't go there!
You won't like it.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 22, 2016 09:48 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 22, 2016 09:48 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: SarahW at September 22, 2016 09:49 PM (Sp1NT)
I remember a goofy paperback book, like what a greeting card publisher might print, called "Race Riots." It was all ethnic jokes.
The offices would be firebombed of anyone who attempted a reprint.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 09:49 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Radar at September 22, 2016 09:46 PM (b6jcm)
Mazel tov. To celebrate, I am listening to "Radar Love."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 09:50 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2016 09:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dr. G at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (9oR96)
Obama is a sick, demented jerk. Who happens to be the president.
G-d, why hast thou forsaken us???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (VHGGJ)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: willow at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (MCEs2)
How many stolen tvs and broken windows will balance the racial equation?
All of them, and then some.
Posted by: Pillager at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (zu88C)
If they were only aware of who is really responsible for their immiseration.
That would be a fire that would truly light the world.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 22, 2016 09:53 PM (VHGGJ)
Posted by: EC at September 22, 2016 09:53 PM (oIkQ6)
Occupy castoffs, for sure. Every agitator hungry for fame and money is there. Of course the media are not interested in that.
The dope from CNN who got knocked down also excused the perp, saying, oh, he was just taking it out on me.
LIB.
Posted by: PJ at September 22, 2016 09:53 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Puzzled Dolphin at September 22, 2016 09:54 PM (SEWg5)
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2016 09:54 PM (MCEs2)
Jews. Duh.
/farrakhan
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 22, 2016 09:54 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (9P3OG) "
Well, if the past is any indication, we've got 32 more years or so in the desert.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 09:54 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: willow at September 22, 2016 09:54 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 09:54 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: willow at September 22, 2016 09:55 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 22, 2016 09:55 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (9P3OG) "
Someday, a real fire will come...
Posted by: Confused Travis Bickle at September 22, 2016 09:55 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: EC at September 22, 2016 09:55 PM (oIkQ6)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 22, 2016 09:56 PM (VHGGJ)
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2016 09:56 PM (MCEs2)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=296903
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 09:56 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 22, 2016 09:56 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 22, 2016 09:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SarahW
________
So the boycott against North Carolina is a qualified success at best.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 22, 2016 09:57 PM (EJsAU)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 22, 2016 09:57 PM (VHGGJ)
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 09:57 PM (SzZnW)
And I will look down and whisper "No."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 09:57 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 22, 2016 09:58 PM (VHGGJ)
I've been meaning to make slipcovers for two M. Washington chairs I bought at an auction, it's been a year and the linen fabric is still in a paper bag.
Also I have to repair the Riello oil burner before winter so maybe the chairs will have to wait.
Posted by: SarahW at September 22, 2016 09:58 PM (Sp1NT)
Big surprise, you can tell just by looking at them that they're serious drug users.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2016 09:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: willow at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (8o+5e)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (sUWy/)
9:45 p.m.
Charlotte's mayor is imposing a curfew starting at midnight after three nights of protests. Mayor Jennifer Roberts told reporters Thursday night that she had signed documents to impose a curfew that will run from midnight to 6 a.m.
She expects it to be in place for multiple days until officials determine they no longer need it. The city's government issued a Tweet saying the curfew is citywide.
Now, explain to the protestors what a "curfew" is. Probably won't want to dwell too long on how it's derived from the Old French "couvre-feu".
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (kumBu)
Lemon Drop, then a superb Old Fashioned.
Alas...both are gone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (Zu3d9)
Heard 70% of the charlotte rioters arrested are from out of state.
Thanks Obama.
Posted by: SarahW at September 22, 2016 09:49 PM (Sp1NT)
To be fair, Charlotte is on the border of NC and SC. OTOH, folks from outside the Carolinas did more than casual travel to show up.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (21hN3)
In order not to get willowed yet again I will now comment OT (*is there a topic? No? Well OK*) on the last post, in a manner completely at odds with my usual lurking.
I am a 75 year old widower who refuses to "retire," living the good life in Moab, Utah as a camp host, photo tour guide and writer. As an example of my active lifestyle, I will pick up a couple of clients at 7 a.m. tomorrow for a full day tour photo tour of the area, taking them to places they would not otherwise see in my Jeep.
Besides that, I have a life goal to write 20 books, and since I have only written four novels and three non-fiction books that leaves me with 13 to go.
I am older than Vic, take no Rx meds, do not wear corrective lenses for anything, and can still get around pretty well although can no longer hike 10+ miles with a pack full of photo gear like I once did.
Just delurking to let you know that I am a faithful lurker who probably spends entirely too much of my time reading AOSHQ as a daily routine, and while most of you have probably never noticed my rare posts, I feel like a part of the Moron horde. Thanks for listening, friends on the Interwebs. *relurk*
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (Sf5HR)
Obama is a sick, demented jerk. Who happens to be the president.
G-d, why hast thou forsaken us???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (9P3OG)
Yeah, but at least give him credit for all that racial healing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2016 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:00 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2016 10:00 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 22, 2016 10:01 PM (UDyUu)
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2016 10:01 PM (MCEs2)
GD autocucumber...
Forsook God first.
As Attilla said to the Pope "how much you must have sinned for your God to send you me."
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 10:02 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2016 10:02 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:02 PM (J+eG2)
The
Posted by: Trismegistus at September 22, 2016 10:02 PM (QBOUK)
Stick around! You've already blown away your reputation by posting here, so you've nothing to lose!
Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 10:03 PM (XoldI)
Because I enjoy watching you suffer. I have to do something for entertainment around here. Do you have any idea how boring the choir angelic gets after a few million years?
Posted by: God at September 22, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2016 10:04 PM (TUPJD)
lurker who probably spends entirely too much of my time reading AOSHQ as
a daily routine, and while most of you have probably never noticed my
rare posts, I feel like a part of the Moron horde.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 09:59 PM (Sf5HR)
Heh...AoSHQ is a bit of an obsession, but it's worth it. And comment more. Maybe not as much as those lunatics who make the Top 10 List every week, but it sounds like you might have something interesting to say....
Welcome!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2016 10:04 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:04 PM (zu88C)
let's just say that the upstairs shotty has a fair selection of snacks to chose from.
And #4 is the opening course.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:04 PM (J+eG2)
Mario Chalmers
City wide curfew in Charlotte. Imma grown man ain't had no curfew since I was 16. Definitely not bout to have one now
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 22, 2016 10:04 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at September 22, 2016 10:05 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 10:05 PM (SzZnW)
LIB.
Posted by: PJ at September 22, 2016 09:53 PM (cHuNI)
Dope is right. Because next time he'll take it out on some other innocent person, and as a citizen, CNN Dummy does not have the right to decide that assaultive behavior is okay.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2016 10:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:05 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 22, 2016 10:01 PM (UDyUu)
I have heard the same thing....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2016 10:05 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: broseidon
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You seem to have forgotten the years of enslavement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:06 PM (RrDm2)
"If my people,who are called by my name, shall humble themselves..."
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 22, 2016 10:06 PM (UDyUu)
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 10:06 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2016 10:07 PM (MCEs2)
Lucky you to be living there and to have such a full and happy life. That's great.
Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 10:07 PM (xpSCc)
Jim Dalrymple II
The Charlotte protest is now outside the jail. Inmates are flashing their windows in response to chants of "we see you, we love you."
"S'up Dad!"
"S'up Son!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 22, 2016 10:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2016 10:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: hillary's left lateral rectus at September 22, 2016 10:07 PM (ir/G5)
Posted by: Tyler Mason
Thats what you think. We'll never be rid of this narcissistic douchebag. He will be on TV, constantly. Wagging his finger and expressing his disappointment at America.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2016 10:08 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2016 10:08 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: no good deed at September 22, 2016 10:08 PM (/O5Ax)
Holy cowpies. What an awesome dude you are.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 22, 2016 10:08 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Excelsior at September 22, 2016 10:09 PM (CG+Mw)
their windows in response to chants of "we see you, we love you."
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The Rise of Thug Culture.
Courtesy of Barack Obama.
Who would not even let these people in his neighborhood.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:09 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 22, 2016 10:04 PM (kdS6q) "
If he's as good at rioting as he is at playing basketball, at least he won't add to the mayhem.
Also, he's most likely lying. He played college basketball at Kansas under Bill Self - I guarantee there was a team curfew.
Not sure why he's even commenting on this. He was born in Alaska, played college ball in Kansas, played most of his NBA career in Miami, and just got signed by Sacramento. Is he just there to riot?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:10 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 22, 2016 10:10 PM (UDyUu)
Thanks Obama.
Posted by: SarahW at September 22, 2016 09:49 PM (Sp1NT)
If so, and if rumors are true that they were bused in...
Conspiracy to incite riot?
Posted by: Don Deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:10 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (kumBu)
Commodore.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2016 10:10 PM (HGtd0)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2016 10:10 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:11 PM (kumBu)
Damn, you DO need to post here more often! I'd damn sure be takin' notes on a whole bunch of things you'd be typing about that life of yours.
I mean that, seriously. Write. I for one, will eagerly read. And I'm sure I'm not alone here, in that sentiment.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2016 10:11 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 22, 2016 10:11 PM (RZeKZ)
Dude, when I've checked you have been on this site all day and probably every thread. No wonder the wife has kicked you off.
Posted by: HH at September 22, 2016 10:11 PM (DrCtv)
Obama, the Fire-starter President. Foreign affairs - check. Domestic affairs - check. National Debt - check.
And where hasGOP Inc. been since 2010? Let them burn first.
Posted by: Born Free at September 22, 2016 10:11 PM (cYzIw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:12 PM (J+eG2)
I'd love to tell the NFL that I'm boycotting them, but they refuse my emails. But they still allow to buy shit.
Hey, wait....
Posted by: Jack at September 22, 2016 10:12 PM (YX9fV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 09:51 PM (9P3OG)
I can think of 40-50 million reasons since 1973.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 22, 2016 10:12 PM (p/O/l)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 22, 2016 10:08 PM (ozZau)
And in case I sound sarcastic (I've had a few margaritas so just want to be clear, if possible), I'm totally serious. Please comment more when you have time.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 22, 2016 10:12 PM (ozZau)
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We are approaching peak stupid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:12 PM (RrDm2)
It is necessary, I suppose. These are the early stages of revolutionary fury. Once this rage is harnessed and directed, bar the door, Katy, cause it will get ugly. Admiral Painter was an optimist.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (v8yN9)
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (ACqhm)
I have a couple of web sites if anyone is interested. I put one in the nic here and will post the other in a second comment. Jeesh, at this rate I will make commenting a habit. Is that a good thing?
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (Sf5HR)
The real tragedy here is that I cannot get the "Discover Your Patronus" feature to work on Pottermore.
I have my wand ( Alder wood, unicorn hair core, 13 3/4 ) and have been sorted into houses on two continents, but I can't summon up my Patronus.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (GcpvU)
I denounce and ban myself from twitter.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:06 PM (RrDm2)"
I figured we were already 8 years into the Exodus. If we're still in bondage, then we're not gonna see freedom during my lifetime.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:14 PM (J+eG2)
I'm still below my normal post count...
She wanted to listen to "Saving Private Ryan" on the front sound setup...
She outrank me thus here I sit.
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 10:14 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:14 PM (Sf5HR)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (Sf5HR)"
The Surgeon General says no, but the Horde says yes.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:15 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:15 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable
Which Republican "leaders" are they talking to?
Posted by: Aviator at September 22, 2016 10:15 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 10:16 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2016 10:16 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (GcpvU) "
Patronus sounds like the Roman God of Tequila.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:16 PM (kumBu)
Jim Acosta
Trump is considering trip to Charlotte next week after Monday's debate, I'm told. Officials now looking at logistics for a visit.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 22, 2016 10:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Rioting Moms at September 22, 2016 10:16 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2016 10:16 PM (TUPJD)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:17 PM (Sf5HR)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at September 22, 2016 10:17 PM (8o+5e)
7:00am arrival.
Everyone will still be in bed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:17 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:17 PM (RrDm2)
Pixy is infallible infidel.
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:17 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: The most interesting deplorable in the world at September 22, 2016 10:18 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 10:18 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:18 PM (Sf5HR)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:18 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 10:18 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: no good deed at September 22, 2016 10:18 PM (/O5Ax)
It is necessary, I suppose. These are the early stages of revolutionary fury. Once this rage is harnessed and directed, bar the door, Katy, cause it will get ugly. Admiral Painter was an optimist.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (v8yN9)
Listening to a course on the French Revolution. It never gets harnessed. Paranoia sweeps the revolutionaries as they continually look at threats real and imagined. Soon it turns into mass executions until someone steps in, deploys gov't force, and ends the rule of the mob backing the revolutionaries. The revolutionaries lose their force because they end up slaughtering each other and a someone steps in.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 22, 2016 10:19 PM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 09:52 PM (kumBu)
Always margaritas until I use up the limes from my two little trees. Almost there!
I may have overdone it already tonight so i'd best shut up while I watch the riot coverage.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 22, 2016 10:19 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:19 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:13 PM (Sf5HR)
Yes. Thank you.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 22, 2016 10:19 PM (G2Sc9)
Welcome! You class up the joint tremendously.
Should you happen to see my Patronus swanning about Moab, do please let me know.
I'm hoping for something epic like a dragon or a Honey Badger, but it will more likely be something along the lines of a sloth.
Please comment more often!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:19 PM (GcpvU)
Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 10:19 PM (xpSCc)
They must have an unlimited budget for video tape.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:02 PM (J+eG2)
Video tape hasn't been used in the field for quite a few years new. Most camcorders use either internal flash drives or external memory cards. A quick trip to the news van, ingest the material into a laptop and stream it or microwave it to the station. Our station has been using Panasonic P2 cameras with external flash cards for a long time. No tape costs.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 22, 2016 10:20 PM (TPimP)
Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 10:20 PM (xpSCc)
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I'm not fooled... there is no Alder in Arkansas.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:20 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 22, 2016 10:20 PM (p/O/l)
++++
Because God has a bad side, didn't you know? It's right there in the start, Gen 1
darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
Who was hovering? Darkness. But also God.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 22, 2016 10:21 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 10:21 PM (IqV8l)
They call the Setting Sun
- Animals' song amended for the Age of Obama
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 22, 2016 10:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Hah, that would be an outstanding Patronus!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:21 PM (GcpvU)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:18 PM (Sf5HR)
Hey! You give that back!
Posted by: One-kneed guy at September 22, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 22, 2016 10:22 PM (G2Sc9)
"Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul
Shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon
Politicians say more taxes will solve everything"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmRsWdK0PRI
Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 22, 2016 10:22 PM (Vg1s0)
Stay as long as you can....it posses Zeke Emmanuel off
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 10:05 PM (SzZnW)
Heh. My dad lived to just one month shy of 98. Fortunately he never looked at that nasty little diagram that Zeke came up with.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2016 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
Here are ruthless's links:
Thanks Broseidon. I love your nic. Reminds me of when I visited the ruined temple to your Bro Poseidon down on the tip of Greece. First class digs. Almost Trumpian, for its time.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:22 PM (Sf5HR)
Posted by: JingleBales at September 22, 2016 10:22 PM (govWn)
Poo nick?
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:22 PM (qUNWi)
What would the Borg say about that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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The Borg were dumb.
Posted by: Ohm at September 22, 2016 10:23 PM (RrDm2)
Be it 00 Buck or #4 loads, y'all find some asphalt and concrete surfaces for shooting practice, and learn how to aim at the pavement a bit in front of the crowd.
The shot skips off of the pavement with a hard forward spin, flattening the trajectory into a whole lot of misshapen shot hitting mostly below the waist.
Ugly, ugly wounds. More hits per round than aiming "torso". More screaming, more blood, more mayhem.
Concrete and asphalt create different trajectories. Set up some IDPA type target stands and learn your calibrations, y'all.
Oh, and the same principle applies to shooting down an alley or along side a masonry or granite walled building.
You don't need a duckbill on your shotgun's muzzle. Stay away from all that Prior Intent evidence, anyway.
And I prefer standard 2-3/4 shells. One more in the tube, and they hit plenty hard enough. We're not shooting geese at 90 yards altitude.
Geese are tougher, anyway. And smarter than the crowds in question, all in all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2016 10:23 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 22, 2016 10:16 PM (kdS6q)
Trump should go tomorrow.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 22, 2016 10:23 PM (p/O/l)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 22, 2016 10:23 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (RrDm2)
I hate these little reminders of reality.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (zu88C)
Most camcorders use either internal flash drives or external memory cards. A quick trip to the news van, ingest the material into a laptop and stream it or microwave it to the station.
Seems like they could build one with a transmitter in it to stream directly to the van if a good RF path is available.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
A number of the Obama/Holder/Lynch initiatives are intended to appeal to this segment.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (fgOnp)
Uhhh...ouch.
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (Sf5HR)
I'd love to tell the NFL that I'm boycotting them, but they refuse my emails. But they still allow to buy shit.
Posted by: Jack at September 22, 2016 10:12 PM (YX9fV)<<<
If the Pats hold on to win tonight (up 20 almost through with 5:41 left in the 3rd) Goodhell's tears flowing like the mighty Mississippi will be most delicious.
All Hail the Hoodie*.
*Belichick's not Trayvon's
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Helpless Texans raped by Belichek at September 22, 2016 10:25 PM (g6yUI)
Silly man, I've got an entire grove. It's where I keep my gathering of unicorn.
Surrounded by rowan, naturally.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:25 PM (GcpvU)
You will reap what you sow[.i]
The world would be infinitely better if conservatives imbeciles could wrap their brains around that eternal truth.
Posted by: Trismegistus at September 22, 2016 10:25 PM (QBOUK)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 22, 2016 10:16 PM (kdS6q)
Trump should go tomorrow.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 22, 2016 10:23 PM (p/O/l)
Gee trump to Charlotte now? That could be dangerous and I don't mean physically. Yeah there might be an upside, but there could also be a huge downside with one misstep or further violence which you know the Left would blame on him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:25 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 22, 2016 10:25 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 22, 2016 10:26 PM (v8yN9)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (Sf5HR)
There are many LGF exiles around here. Welcome to our rowdy little corner of the Intertubes!
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Cripes. We can't even get our outrages right up here.
And I can't remember the last time anybody had any issues with anyone's race up here, either.
But hey, resistance and all that, plus, the girls might notice how cool they are, right?
Posted by: Deplorable tcn in AK at September 22, 2016 10:26 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
Shit, there are sd cards with built in wifi. Have been around for years, already.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 10:26 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2016 10:26 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 22, 2016 10:26 PM (Iy6JT)
Gonna say, we turned from Him first.
We turn back, things get better. Thus has it always been.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at September 22, 2016 10:27 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: c6dave at September 22, 2016 10:27 PM (j0kIJ)
lurker who probably spends entirely too much of my time reading AOSHQ as
a daily routine, and while most of you have probably never noticed my
rare posts, I feel like a part of the Moron horde.
-
So you're like a Romulan Bird of Prey.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 22, 2016 10:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Mercy rule!
Posted by: Helpless Texans raped by Belichek at September 22, 2016 10:25 PM (g6yUI)
I heard someone on Sports Talk Radio job that if Belicheck wins tonight they should wave the 5 year rule for the HOF. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:27 PM (Ozsfq)
We can always count on you for good, solid advice. Always practical and succinct.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:28 PM (GcpvU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:28 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 22, 2016 10:28 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 22, 2016 10:29 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 22, 2016 10:29 PM (G2Sc9)
One of the reasons I like The Bible is that it shows the unchanging nature of humanity. Passing the buck, lying, hedonism, murder...it's all been there since the beginning.
I mean, look at Cain - he tries to lie to *G-D*. This isn't trying to beat a polygraph test - this is trying to fool the omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent creator of the universe. But he still tries it.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:29 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 10:30 PM (SzZnW)
Great ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
HEH!! The Crazy Years. They never disappoint.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2016 10:30 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:30 PM (GcpvU)
Shit...
A kindred spirit.
*Toast*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:30 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:30 PM (RrDm2)
Thank God for the WalMart only a few miles away. I'll know where to go when the time comes.
I figure I'm safe from rioting for now. I don't think they're allowed to riot in the DC area since it would inconvenience the Elites.
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 22, 2016 10:30 PM (L2UGl)
With their names on the back of said uniforms. And now people are all up in arms because the newspaper printed their names. Like it was some kind of personal, uh, rape, or something.
Aren't they proud of what they did? They should point at the paper and say "Hey, that's ME!!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Deplorable tcn in AK at September 22, 2016 10:26 PM (cm1Bl) "
For Wendy I'll be an activist too, 'cuz that's what Brian Boitano would do!
Posted by: Stan Marsh at September 22, 2016 10:31 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:29 PM (kumBu)
And he wasn't even the first!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 10:31 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:31 PM (Sf5HR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 22, 2016 10:31 PM (2cS/G)
"since I was kicked out of LGF and wandered into this place to lurk. "
Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 22, 2016 10:32 PM (Vg1s0)
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2016 10:32 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:32 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 10:32 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2016 10:33 PM (BK3ZS)
Is the internet really that old?
My grass, be off of it, you young whippersnapper.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:33 PM (J+eG2)
OK. I'll bite. What is LGF?
"since I was kicked out of LGF and wandered into this place to lurk. "
Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 22, 2016 10:32 PM (Vg1s0)
Little Green Footballs
The proprietor posted pics of bicycle seats....or something.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable. at September 22, 2016 10:33 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 22, 2016 10:29 PM (qJhUV) "
Tribe magic number at 4, assuming the Tigers hold on and beat the Twins.
Good race between the Red Sox, Indians and Rangers for the best record in the AL. Otherwise, it's just the wild-card spots left - the division winners are basically set.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:33 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
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Heh. Adam and Eve, covered in fig leaves. Pretending innocence. "Who... us?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:33 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:34 PM (GcpvU)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)
Tomorrow it will be which QB should they trade for a bunch of number one draft picks.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 22, 2016 10:34 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 10:34 PM (XoldI)
"since I was kicked out of LGF and wandered into this place to lurk. "
Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 22, 2016 10:32 PM (Vg1s0)
A blog: Little Green Footballs
It was a right of center Blog and then it's founder whom I will not name took a hard left turn and banned everyone on the right. Long story
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:34 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:35 PM (GcpvU)
And thanks for the whippersnapper comment. I sorely wish that it was accurate.
Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 22, 2016 10:35 PM (Vg1s0)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:35 PM (Sf5HR)
OK. I'll bite. What is LGF?
Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 22, 2016 10:32 PM (Vg1s0)
Little Green Footballs, a blog from whence many came here after its proprietor, Jarles Chonson, went all loopy and insisted upon complete obedience from his minions. Never was part of it myself.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2016 10:35 PM (BK3ZS)
++++
The lost tribe refers to Genesis as Shenanigans.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 22, 2016 10:36 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 10:36 PM (IqV8l)
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I might as well give in , retire to Florida take Geritol and buy a giant Buick.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:36 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 22, 2016 10:08 PM (ozZau)
And in case I sound sarcastic (I've had a few margaritas so just want to be clear, if possible), I'm totally serious. Please comment more when you have time.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 22, 2016 10:12 PM (ozZau)
Great! Stace is so drunk, she's talking to herself!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 10:36 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 22, 2016 10:37 PM (0O7c5)
the host posted lots of freaky-but-real videos of followers of the faith that is now trying to take over america.
then he went off the wall and switched sides.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 22, 2016 10:37 PM (N0522)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 10:31 PM (zc3Db) "
Yeah, Adam tried to lie too. Then he just passed the buck.
I always felt it was kind of unfair to the serpent. I mean, he was *guilty*, but at least Adam and Eve got to state their (flimsy) case. The serpent just gets his punishment.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:37 PM (kumBu)
And in week 5 we get Brady back.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 22, 2016 10:37 PM (Iy6JT)
That's a Klingon Bird of Prey, I'll have you know. Romulans suck.
Ruthless starts his own flame war! !!!
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 22, 2016 10:38 PM (p/O/l)
A second order level of involvement, yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:38 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 22, 2016 10:38 PM (G2Sc9)
Or more likely, just spike the story, a-la Newsweek did with the Lewinsky blowout.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2016 10:38 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at September 22, 2016 10:38 PM (lMwpx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (20X6f)
A second order level of involvement, yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:38 PM (J+eG2)
Buckhead at Free Republic was the one to crack the font issue. LGF took it and ran with it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
mean, he was *guilty*, but at least Adam and Eve got to state their
(flimsy) case. The serpent just gets his punishment.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:37 PM (kumBu)<<<
I don't see any evil intent.
Posted by: James Comey at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:37 PM (kumBu)
Bitch set me up!
Posted by: Adam at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (zc3Db)
Conspiracy to incite riot?
Posted by: Don Deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:10 PM (qf6WZ)
If it's a Democrat, you have to prove intent. If you prove intent, you have to stand on your head and juggle knives while doing a convincing Rodney Dangerfield impression.
Posted by: rat a tat at at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (EdXI9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 10:36 PM (IqV8l)
Well depends on your point of view, but mostly, the downfall of Dan Rather had most to due with Dan Rather and the Frequencies of course.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (U0lQa)
Mugged by reality, but refused to press charges.
Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (Vg1s0)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 22, 2016 10:40 PM (sUWy/)
Hard to believe but it's been 8 years since " he who shall not be named" went looney tunes.
Posted by: Tuna at September 22, 2016 10:40 PM (sfCNu)
About LGF. D'ya think Jarles Chonson would now renounce himself for his Dan Blather bombshell?
Or more likely, just spike the story, a-la Newsweek did with the Lewinsky blowout.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2016 10:38 PM (v5iqM)
He took credit for it but it really wasn't his discovery.
It was Free Republic that broke the fraud story.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable. at September 22, 2016 10:40 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:36 PM (zu88C)
lol. LGF and ebaumsworld. Those were the days.
I look forward to the time when I can explain to kids what facebook and twitter were.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 22, 2016 10:40 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:40 PM (GcpvU)
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Speaking of writing, Steven Campbell is something of a role model. He self published his first Hard Luck Hank novel in October 2013. Now he has five published novels and two books of short stories. His latest, Stank Delicious, is about Hank's career as a professional glocken athlete, the most popular and brutal sport in the galaxy.
But don't let Tom Brady read this book! Morally flexible Hank comes up with a particularly devious method of cheating so his team doesn't lose. Don't give Brady any ideas!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 22, 2016 10:40 PM (Nwg0u)
How many of the 70 % who were from out of state and arrested will Loretta Lynch's DoJ charge?
Zero you say?
You'd be correct.
Isn't that truly fucked?
NOW do you understand why Trump is the next President, unless the Soros crowd assinnatates him first, of course.
Posted by: average American at September 22, 2016 10:41 PM (DmD4s)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:37 PM (kumBu)
Bitch set me up!
Posted by: Adam at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (zc3Db)
No, I set you guys up. If you didn't fall for the Tree of Knowledge trap, I had plenty of backup plans.
Posted by: God at September 22, 2016 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Though according to rumors, the other Charles Johnson might also be a catcher? With his bicycle as the pitcher.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:41 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 22, 2016 10:41 PM (tRRKo)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 10:41 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 22, 2016 10:40 PM (Iy6JT)
You mean next year when The UN, China, Russia, and Saudi Arabia censor or ban the Internet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:41 PM (Ozsfq)
If they were smarter, they wouldn't be rioting.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:05 PM (J+eG2)
All you need to know about these rioter you learn by watching "Cops" or "Judge Judy". Idiocy on full display
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at September 22, 2016 10:42 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Mooch at September 22, 2016 10:42 PM (5huyv)
Yeh...what Insomniac said.
Ruthless..if you remember Iron Fist, he is in Hospice.
Weasel Zippers also has some of the former regulars hanging there as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:42 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Adam at September 22, 2016 10:39 PM (zc3Db) "
Marion Barry had good precedent - it's *literally* the oldest excuse in the book.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:42 PM (kumBu)
They're carrying a sign which says Resistance is Beautiful.
Stoopid fooks --
Resistance is Voltage divided by Current
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2016 10:43 PM (BK3ZS)
You can't trust any links on here.
Posted by: no good deed at September 22, 2016 10:43 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)
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Well, it was a pretty lame defense.
Eve: The snake made me do it.
Adam: Eve made me do it.
Hillary: Colin Powell made me do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (RrDm2)
Great catcher. Him and Pudge.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (GcpvU)
Maybe a cob could get onto that with Pixy about the new problem?
And you can access Ruthless's book page by cut and pasting into the URL box just removing the ace-comments junk.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (LdMbv)
For those who are interested, here are my URLs:
www.imagequest.photo
www.moabbookworks.com
Just cut and paste into your address bar and cut Pixy out of the deal.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (Sf5HR)
Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 22, 2016 10:40 PM (sUWy/)
Don Lemon is a mental marshmallow. He gets his shit fucked up on his own show on the regular and is completely shameless about cutting his guest's mics.
It's like, dude, you should be embarrassed that you have to silence the people contradicting you. It's shameful, it's pathetic, and you're clearly something other than a journalist. Possibly a retarded person. Definitely a sycophant.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 22, 2016 10:45 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable. at September 22, 2016 10:45 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: william at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (JMJJs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (Ozsfq)
Some of Zombie's earlier work was showcased there as well.
Green Helmet Guy
Folsom Street Fair.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (J+eG2)
... wait for it ...
Anyway, maybe it needs the http:// ?
Posted by: let's try at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (u8zxz)
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You and me both , brother!
Good God , I literally can't take another word of these sanctimonious black assholes who have not only never suffered a day in their fat, bloated, food stamp funded lives, but who also believe that they have some sort of Constitutional right to f*ck up working peoples lives with their random, stupid , pointless, display of their collective ass cracks on the national news because some known criminal didn't have enough sense NOT to pick up his gun when the police pulled him over.
Shut . The . Fuck. UP . You. Braindead. Hyperventilating. Idiots.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (zu88C)
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And Loretta Lynch will put her hoof down!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (qUNWi)
Adam: Eve made me do it.
Hillary: Colin Powell made me do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (RrDm2
The devil made me do it!
Posted by: Zombie Geraldine at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (tRRKo)
Posted by: do or do not at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (u8zxz)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (Sf5HR)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (Sf5HR)
Sorry to hear Mercy walked out on you. Think she will come back, or is it really done this time?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2016 10:48 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (qUNWi)
The Hoodie has forgotten more about football than you or I will ever know, combined. Literally; actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-RtQbLVObc
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:48 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (Sf5HR)
Are you related to my wife?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:49 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Always good to remember the Iron Fist rule too. Would keep some folks out of trouble.
Posted by: Aviator at September 22, 2016 10:49 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: eleven
Also, Houston's Offence sucks. That helps.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2016 10:49 PM (20X6f)
Damn"
I gotta dig up the thread over at Zips place where they announced his transfer to Hospice care.
He, I and Reaganite used to trade comments.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:49 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 22, 2016 10:49 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:50 PM (RrDm2)
Preach it Brother Mortimer.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 10:50 PM (JmjOe)
I gave up at halftime. Houston really, really sucks.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2016 10:50 PM (/tuJf)
My husband said if someone was trying to loot his business he'd shoot.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2016 10:50 PM (Q5Ymk)
You know, I remember making that joke on LGF and I got the very same response from one of those jokers. You didn't used to post as some fishy name, did you? Halibut, or some kind of trout maybe?
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (Sf5HR)
A classic...
And words to post by.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (LdMbv)
The cartels and their distribution.
Who advertises for the cartels?
The music industry, mainly.
Who gets recruited?
Inner city youth. Easy money, fabulous (the way it is advertised) and heroic lifestyle. Women and drugs and money.
An incredibly lucrative yet accidental industry. The symbiosis is there.
These riots are evidence of the stranglehold the drug trade has on our country. Demanding less police with the language of certain violence. It is extortion. Televised nation wide.
Legalizing drugs would put a wrench in it.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (sUWy/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (nIGPZ)
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LGF created the throbbing memo. Overlaying the 'burkett' document with the same text CJ typed into MS word with default settings. They were identical.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (scfNY)
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable. at September 22, 2016 10:52 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Watching Lou Dobbs.
He just had Bolton discussing Obama's foreign policy legacy, and all his successes. Pretty short conversation.
Well, really non-existent.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 22, 2016 10:52 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 22, 2016 10:52 PM (pY2MT)
I was at a YMCA camp this past weekend and the young woman in charge of the archery range was reading Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land". Didn't give her the wave off. Probably should have. "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" would be a better use of her time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2016 10:52 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 22, 2016 10:52 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:52 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 10:53 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (Sf5HR)
Jesus don't say Trout and LGF in the same sentence. It was someone with that kind of Nic at LGF that got me banned. Actually i should thank him. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Hamilton at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM (pY2MT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 22, 2016 10:32 PM (Vg1s0)
Oh boy. Pull up a chair.
In the aftermath of 9/11, Little Green Footballs was one of the best blogs on the internet, and had the best comment section, bar none.
But a few years later, the blog owner went batshit insane, took a hard left, and started banning his best commenters.
There is a veritable diaspora of former LGF commenters scattered around the blogosphere. A lot of us ended up here. There are various other sites as well, such as Grouchy Conservative Pundits. I hung out there for a few years, then I got crosswise with one of the moderators and left. But it's a great site and I recommend it wholeheartedly.
There's another place called The Blogmocracy, but I haven't spent a lot of time there and can't vouch for it as much.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM (Sf5HR)
Posted by: eleven
Also, Houston's Offence sucks. That helps.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2016 10:49 PM (20X6f)<<<
The D looked like it took the second half off last week, letting Miami (whose offense sucks, too) make that game way closer than it had any right to be. But they've been stellar tonight.
Guessin' Darth Hoodie force choked a couple of coaches... to encourage the others.
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM (pY2MT)
He is looking pretty good as a GM isn;t he
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:55 PM (Ozsfq)
^This^ is why I mostly lurk here. I cannot think of a cool nick.
My favorite nick: Lurking Lurker who Lurks.
Posted by: guy who wishes he had a cool nick at September 22, 2016 10:55 PM (c4m59)
Posted by: Fumblinas (Texans) at September 22, 2016 10:55 PM (g6yUI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-RtQbLVObc
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Iy6JT) "
Coaches get more credit and more blame than they deserve. If Belichick was the super-genius he's supposed to be, he'd have succeeded with the Browns as well. He didn't have the personnel to succeed in Cleveland - he does in Foxboro.
Same thing with Joe Torre - how'd he do with the Cardinals? Thoroughly mediocre. Give him a WS-caliber team in NY, suddenly he's a managing G-d.
Or Tony LaRussa - didn't win many championships with the White Sox, did he?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 10:55 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:17 PM (Sf5HR)
Neither link worked directly for me. But the first one, I copied the embedded url from the Pixy error message, and pasted it into browser, and went right there. So, I blame Pixy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2016 10:56 PM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: Buzzion
You know, a lot of black Americans don't like this, but the people that want to cause trouble are getting all the headlines.
It is the visible part of the drug cartel work. The unguarded border and all the cheap brown Mexican heroin. Besides the gun violence, it's all the kids getting sick and dying from heroin addiction.
Our community organizer is working his magic.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 22, 2016 10:56 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2016 10:56 PM (20X6f)
I love that one, too, and of course I adore Blanco Basura.
And BeBe'sBoobs Destroy, and so many others.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (GcpvU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (RrDm2)
Good God , I literally can't take another word of these
sanctimonious black assholes who have not only never suffered a day in
their fat, bloated, food stamp funded lives, but who also believe that
they have some sort of Constitutional right to f*ck up working peoples
lives with their random, stupid , pointless, display of their collective
ass cracks on the national news because some known criminal didn't have
enough sense NOT to pick up his gun when the police pulled him over.
Shut . The . Fuck. UP . You. Braindead. Hyperventilating. Idiots.
---
THIS
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 22, 2016 10:54 PM
IKR? They're paying $18M a year for Brent...er...Brad...er...whatever his name is.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (CXLVd)
Trout and LGF in the same sentence. It was someone with that kind of Nic at LGF that got me banned.
I was on Tepid Gas the night that a-wad came over and started defecating vile racist shit (really) on a late night / overnight thread. Since Poppin' and the gang weren't riding herd, he had pretty much a free hand to keep doing it for as long as it amused him.
Dick move.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Adam at September 22, 2016 10:58 PM (IqV8l)
so show some gratitude!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 22, 2016 10:58 PM (scfNY)
T'was his team that became the Ravens which won the 2001 SB.
It's complicated.
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 10:58 PM (qUNWi)
The announcement comes two days after 1.5 million Jordanians voted for parliament under a new proportional system.
The Muslim Brotherhood's so-called political arm, the Islamic Action Front, boycotted elections in 2010 and 2013 to protest the previous system, which it said unfairly favored pro-monarchy tribal representatives.
The new coalition will be the largest voting bloc in the new parliament, enough to serve as a vocal opposition but likely too small to challenge establishment legislators, noted AP.
The Jordanian branch of the Muslim Brotherhood was designated by the kingdom as a terrorist group in December of 2014 and one of its top members was later charged with "souring ties with a foreign country" by criticizing the United Arab Emirates (UAE).
Bad news
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 10:58 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (Sf5HR)
never posted there, never heard about it before coming here.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2016 10:59 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:17 PM (RrDm2)
One of those Vietnam gun trucks with the quad-mount .50's would get their attention right quick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2016 10:59 PM (Bvr/A)
I like those names too. Blanco basura is my favorite.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2016 10:59 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 10:59 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:59 PM (RrDm2)
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Yes, AOP. We've discovered the problem. If the URL doesn't include the "http://" in it, Pixy defaults to adding "http://acecomments.mu.nu/" in front that screws up the link to the 505 Error (or whatever it was).
Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 10:59 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 22, 2016 10:59 PM (EJsAU)
Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2016 11:00 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (RrDm2)
I think that guy should win the award for the dumbest product in history. And whoever gave him the money to parade his idiocy in advertisements ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 11:00 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 11:00 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 22, 2016 11:00 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 22, 2016 11:00 PM (H9MG5)
It was named Kilgore Trout right? If I remember correctly?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2016 11:00 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 11:00 PM (Sf5HR)
-
Well, they had a catchy slogan, "Ballot or Blood, You Decide."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: guy who wishes he had a cool nick at September 22, 2016 10:55 PM (c4m59)
Don't think so hard, just type and post and type and post.
Use whatever nick you can think of. Just recycle an old one.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Iy6JT)
I wished I believed this but I don't. The most powerful black Americans have caused this, from the President to both AGs on down. They are egging this on. And the voices from black America condemning this are few and far between.
The whole BLM movement is a fraud built on lies. This is just an excuse to do what community organizers do, bring turmoil and unrest.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2016 11:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2016 10:57 PM (BK3ZS) "
I remember that. No one was quite sure if it was the genuine article, or somebody socking him as an 'homage.' But they basically posted racist shit, then had LGF link to it to bolster the argument that HA was full of racists. Like you said, a dick move.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 11:02 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 11:02 PM (LdMbv)
I gave up at halftime. Houston really, really sucks.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2016 10:50 PM (/tuJf)
But they have the bestest cheerleaders.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 22, 2016 11:03 PM (heN73)
sanctimonious
their fat, bloated, food stamp funded lives, but who also believe that
they have some sort of Constitutional right to f*ck up working peoples
lives with their random, stupid , pointless, display of their collective
ass cracks on the national news
Works just as well without the "black" part. Plenty of sanctimonious white and brown assholes there, and everywhere else, egging them on.
I am as disgusted with the lily white media as I am the rioters.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 11:04 PM (GcpvU)
Haven't you people "helped" enough?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 22, 2016 11:04 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 11:04 PM (GcpvU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 22, 2016 11:04 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 22, 2016 11:05 PM (75WaT)
It was named Kilgore Trout right? If I remember correctly?
Yes.
"Make me young! Make me young! Make me young!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2016 11:05 PM (BK3ZS)
Fixed!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 11:05 PM (LdMbv)
I wished I believed this but I don't. The most powerful black Americans have caused this, from the President to both AGs on down. They are egging this on. And the voices from black America condemning this are few and far between.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2016 11:02 PM (/tuJf)
I agree. And they all seem to vote for all the same people, too, so I can't see much that Black America disagrees with the black thugs on the street.
When a group votes as a near monolith - breaking upwards of 90% across the board - it just makes a mockery of the idea of any sort of democratic processes or individual self-rule.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 11:06 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 22, 2016 11:06 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 11:06 PM (GcpvU)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 22, 2016 11:06 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Tuna at September 22, 2016 11:07 PM (sfCNu)
I never visited LGF more than two or three times. I was commenting at
Powerline at the time, which was a great forum (an actual forum, not
just comments on posts) ... until they got all prissy, whined about
having to use "real names" for a while and then just stopped the forum
and deleted all the posts. That was pretty much the biggest dick move I
had seen on the internet. I still hate their guts for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)
PJMedia did pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 22, 2016 11:09 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 22, 2016 11:06 PM (GcpvU)
Oh my. LOL
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 22, 2016 11:09 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 22, 2016 11:09 PM (EzgxV)
Did they? I used to comment over there every now and again. I stopped commenting long before they made their web changes. Did they just trash all the old comments? That is a real dirtball move.
Commenters provide content free and don't ask for much ... but to have a little bit of respect for the time and effort that people have put into comments that they might want to look up in the future. Part of the reason for commenting at a site is to have a little bit of a timestamp for a thought. Web sites that can't keep up even that tiny bit of the arrangement don't deserve any eyeballs, at all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 11:13 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: no one at September 22, 2016 11:25 PM (WMNMh)
280
In case anyone wonders, Ruthless isn't my real name. My real name is Merciless.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 22, 2016 10:47 PM (Sf5HR)
One Ming-y Dingy!!!
Posted by: Lily Tomlin at September 22, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 22, 2016 10:51 PM (sUWy/)
As would hanging users.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2016 11:30 PM (Bvr/A)
Ho Lee Fuk, Wii Tu Lo, Sum Ting Wong: mayoral advisors.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 22, 2016 11:32 PM (LeUrG)
PJMedia did pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 22, 2016 11:09 PM (EzgxV)
Did they? I used to comment over there every now and again. I
stopped commenting long before they made their web changes. Did they
just trash all the old comments? That is a real dirtball move.
Commenters provide content free and don't ask for much ... but to
have a little bit of respect for the time and effort that people have
put into comments that they might want to look up in the future. Part
of the reason for commenting at a site is to have a little bit of a
timestamp for a thought. Web sites that can't keep up even that tiny
bit of the arrangement don't deserve any eyeballs, at all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 11:13 PM (zc3Db)
They trashed all the old comments, then brought 'em back about six months later......after, I should note, I had sent an emailed note to their CEO, Roger Simon -- expressing my concern that Bryan Preston, their senior guy, was clearly overstressed and becoming brittle and could use a raise and some vacay. Simon forwarded it directly to Preston without comment and I got permabanned. Having my previous comments subsequently reappear didn't really do much to repair the rift -- neither did Preston's later bailout.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 22, 2016 11:43 PM (EzgxV)
Thanks, Ruthless (if you are still awake, hehe) You remind me of my dad. 70's by calendar but 50's by biology. I'm just on the verge of finding out if I share this biology. I think...I think...I do. I feel damn young at *29*.
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2016 12:11 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)
The greatest collection of commentators ever assembled at a never to be again supreme format. Lawyers, CS move. They were offended by the hoi palloi (truth) and also saw the lights of the litigious Obama train coming 'round the bend.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 23, 2016 12:25 AM (nkCeM)
Posted by: Dnld at September 23, 2016 03:01 AM (v6pYp)
Posted by: saf at September 23, 2016 11:21 AM (+zN6H)
Just saying!
Posted by: Smokestack at September 23, 2016 03:46 PM (3e/Uq)
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