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Why are these Canadians being asked to sell their homes?
On the far eastern edge of Canada sits Little Bay Islands, a beautiful, dying village divided by crisis. The fish plant was shuttered half a decade ago, and most supporting businesses – as well as the school – have closed with it. Perry Locke is among the tiny population that’s left. He served as the mayor, the fire chief and now runs the power-generating station. His son was the last student enrolled in town. Fishing villages like this one built Newfoundland and Labrador, a coastal province sent into a tailspin by a fishery collapse, oil-price slump and mounting debt that left it with Canada’s most severe fiscal and demographic crisis. The provincial government now is pushing to close places like Little Bay Islands altogether rather than service them, offering Locke and his neighbors at least $250,000 (US$189,000) each to leave — and spurring a bitter, three-year fight over whether to cash out or endure. It’s like a disease. Once a community gets infected, there’s no cure for itIt looks like a beautiful location. What would you do? Personally, I'm glad that I do not have to make that decision.
“It’s like a disease. Once a community gets infected, there’s no cure for it. You’ll either stay sick from it, or you’ll die,” said Locke, 51, standing on his porch in July overlooking the bay. He voted to stay, worried he’ll lose his job if everyone leaves and the power station closes. Many residents now blame him for ruining a windfall. “Nothing we can do to change it now. The damage is done. And the damage is irreversible.”
The AoSHQ gives the following advice. If you are to leave Little Bay Islands don't move here.
But, if you want to visit the Big Knob Grange Fair in Beaver County go for it.Insert the word "empathy" into any search engine and you will come up with a large number of sites. When does one learn empathy? Would you have it when you reached the pinnacle of foreign diplomat service, such as the United Nations? If you are the U.N Ambassador from the U.S.A. you speak gibberish.
“If diplomats were to spend more time in the theater, museums and cinemas, we might have a more just and humane world,” quipped from Samantha Power, US ambassador to the United Nations, in a Sept. 16 speech at the Lincoln Center Global Exchange in New York City.Empathy.
“We all know what genuine empathy feels like. I’ve not only experienced it myself but seen it happen in one of the most thick-skinned and cynical professions out there,” she joked. “I’m speaking of course of diplomats.” The former journalist and Pulitzer prize winning author has long used theater to address an empathy deficiency among grizzled UN ambassadors.
Haiti in 2005, UN peacekeeping troops killed 23 people, including children, in a poor area of Port au Prince. Doctors without Borders reported that they had treated 27 people for gunshot wounds - around 20 of them were women under the age of 18. In December 2007, more than 100 UN soldiers from Sri Lanka were deported under charges of sexual abuse of underage girls.This excerpt is from 2012. There have been more episodes of empathy by the U.N. since then.
A video was also released showing four Uruguayan troops in Haiti laughing while allegedly raping an 18 year old Haitian boy. Two Pakistani peacekeepers were recently sentenced for raping a 14 year old Haitian boy. There are also strong claims that fecal waste from UN troops deposited in a river spread cholera bacteria in Haiti which killed more than 6,000 Haitians and infected more than 400,000.
ISIS doesn't know the definition of narrative fight. But, Josh Earnest does.
"What I can tell you is that we are, when it comes to ISIL, we are in a fight, a narrative fight with them, a narrative battle," Earnest said, using an alternate name for the terrorist group, which is also known as the Islamic State or Daesh. "And what ISIL wants to do is they want to project that they are an organization that is representing Islam in a fight, in a war against the West and a war against the United States."
The buzz in the tech field are self-driving cars. Rumor has it that Apple wishes to purchase McClaren to get into the race. (Sorry about that pun) We should all feel safer now, the Feds have placed rules on these cars.
I would rather have a jet-pack. Or a lawn mower like this.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Or why socialism is always toxic.
The answer is not pi$$in' in the wind or on this wall.
Look what feminism has wrought. Are you a parent? Look what you have done to the planet.
There are only 2 genders. And it is explained here.
University of Delaware students know how to throw a party.
Moving is a young and sober person's sport.
What do you do on your commute? Nap? Practice self-restraint? People watch? Mentally plan for work?
But according to an Association for Psychological Science blog post this week, new research suggests another reframing trick to make commuting just a little less awful — one that’s probably more productive than napping, if not as enjoyable. A new paper led by Columbia Business School doctoral student Jon Jachimowicz found that people who use their transit time to mentally plan for work are better off than those who spend it on other things.
Hungry? Make yourself a McRib sammich.
Looking for a natural boost? Perhaps turmeric is the answer. Who would do this? You get 3 guesses.
Genius Award.
Feel good story of the day.
C'mon, it's for the kids.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)-- Winston Churchill regarding FDR's White House cocktail service
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 25, 2016 10:08 PM (21hN3)
The Dodgers came back from a 3-2 deficit in the bottom of the ninth as Corey Seager's solo homer forced extras and Charlie Culberson homered in the tenth for a walk-off win, one that claimed the division for L.A. and gave Vin Scully the chance to call one final walk-off in his last time behind the microphone at Dodger Stadium.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 25, 2016 10:11 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 25, 2016 10:11 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 25, 2016 10:12 PM (4HySM)
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 25, 2016 10:13 PM (qoKAm)
Have an idea for a funny game tonight. Think of a favorite band name, song name or movie title, and retype it... with a heavy lisp.
For instance, Sex Pistols becomes:
Thekth Pithtolth.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 10:13 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 25, 2016 10:13 PM (4HySM)
It also pisses them off that my family utilizes far fewer sq feet per person than they do.
Posted by: Lauren at September 25, 2016 10:14 PM (8uiG4)
Would have to think there are people who would rather vote for him than Hillary, but just aren't sure he's taking this seriously enough and has a firm grasp of the issues. That could be alleviated if he shows he's competent and knowledgeable. IMO, he was terrible in all the primary debates and will need to raise his game considerably. He will not get away with those kinds of answers again.
Posted by: trump'snonexistantcampaignads at September 25, 2016 10:14 PM (7ZD47)
That is all
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2016 10:15 PM (s+qMR)
There won't really be one. Instead it'll be a giant button-pushing contest between Donald and Hillary.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 10:15 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 10:18 PM (NlMkN)
MisHum, you saw a good game at Lambeau today! Better luck than I had yesterday.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 10:18 PM (P8951)
Glad the Dodgers were able to send Vin off in style.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 10:19 PM (P8951)
Trudeaubama strikes again.
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/09/25/ alternative-headline- future-king-puts- canadian-peasant-in-his-place/
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 25, 2016 10:20 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 10:20 PM (g6VuL)
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:20 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2016 10:20 PM (XoldI)
Hold it. You mean we can just close towns we don't like and force everybody into the cities? Hmm...
Posted by: Teh Left at September 25, 2016 10:20 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2016 10:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2016 10:22 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2016 10:22 PM (l2Jd8)
A Narrative Fight. Is that like a dance-off? I can see us winning that. I don't think those ISIS types have rhythm.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2016 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
Hey, the way libraries are going, I'll probably only hit homeless people who are too wasted to throw back.
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:23 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2016 10:23 PM (A73dY)
Posted by: Afroman at September 25, 2016 10:23 PM (kdxpy)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 10:24 PM (g6VuL)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2016 10:25 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2016 10:25 PM (s+qMR)
1. Find a way to work from home.
2. Own a gas guzzler (already checked off, but with the right financing, that top-end Challenger would be better...)
3. Brag to lefties about my low carbon footprint due to no commuting miles.
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:25 PM (iMxBJ)
I just think she holds it together enough, focuses on a few specific policy points and Trump keeps his bluster somewhat in check, but doesn't do enough to sway the fence-sitters.
just a hunch
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2016 10:25 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 25, 2016 10:25 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 25, 2016 10:26 PM (EnGQE)
That is all
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2016 10:15 PM (s+qMR
I ALMOST feel sorry for Da Bears, ALMOST
Donna, came of 2 halves
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2016 10:26 PM (vBeA5)
I got a 404 on the turmeric link
I didn't know Rochester and Rockford had such bad parts of town.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2016 10:26 PM (xpSCc)
I hope that Trump has prepared for the first debate, but I remember that Romney won the first debate in 2012 but lost the election. I am nervous.
Posted by: Jmel at September 25, 2016 10:27 PM (LYtj1)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2016 10:25 PM (s+qMR)
That sounds very promising. Maybe I could hit Raykon and Jared Fogle with the same book.
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:27 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2016 10:27 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 25, 2016 10:27 PM (heN73)
I'm going out on a limb and predicting they won't be voting for Hilliar[/]y.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2016 10:27 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: Ed Anger at September 25, 2016 10:28 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 10:29 PM (pkAc3)
but I don't think Jay Cutler has thrown a single interception so far, tonight.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2016 10:29 PM (ZMBdF)
A Narrative Fight. Is that like a dance-off? I can see us winning that. I don't think those ISIS types have rhythm.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2016 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
I'm in!
Posted by: Deney Terrio at September 25, 2016 10:29 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Not as well as Hillary, no. I just hope she remembers one of the answers out of order or something.
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2016 10:30 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Gran at September 25, 2016 10:30 PM (lcUJ5)
There's always genocide...
Posted by: Kevin 'Auric' Williamson at September 25, 2016 10:30 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 10:18 PM (NlMkN)
Not only is it on, it is LIT!
Well, some of us, anyway.
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable powering through at September 25, 2016 10:30 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2016 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2016 10:30 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2016 10:30 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Splunge
You might be surprised by what the homeless 'toss' back at you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2016 10:31 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: ibguy at September 25, 2016 10:31 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 25, 2016 10:32 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: ibguy at September 25, 2016 10:32 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2016 10:34 PM (bMG0w)
people who don't identify as either and want to talk about what
pronouns to use are just incredibly annoying.
Same here. They've taken navel-gazing (down) to a whole new level
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2016 10:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 25, 2016 10:34 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2016 10:34 PM (ZMBdF)
Ugh. Don't know that I can do that.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2016 10:35 PM (xpSCc)
but I don't think Jay Cutler has thrown a single interception so far, tonight.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2016 10:29 PM (ZMBdF)
Neither has Tony Romo.
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2016 10:35 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: bluebell
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Well, Rockford did live in a run-down trailer in a parking lot on Malibu Beach.
You ever see how many goons came to shoot that tin can up? I think they blew it it up more than once.
Even my broke ass is in better digs than that...
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 10:35 PM (jCJzw)
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable powering through at September 25, 2016 10:35 PM (yODqO)
On the other hand, I am looking forward to the debate like none other.
I'm rooting for springs popping out of her neck and hydraulic fluid leaking out of her pants while her eyes spin wildly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2016 10:35 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 25, 2016 10:35 PM (GdFQh)
There was another crew that was a family that is super Trump supporters that just moved to the area from NY.
Then there was some young people in their 20s.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 25, 2016 10:35 PM (BS8yt)
The blacks doing the rioting boycott work every day.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 10:36 PM (P8951)
dare i get my hopes up?
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 25, 2016 10:36 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: TickledPink at September 25, 2016 10:36 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 10:36 PM (pkAc3)
Well, Rockford did live in a run-down trailer in a parking lot on Malibu Beach.
Probably worth a million bucks nowdays.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 10:36 PM (P8951)
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (ANVXm)
On the other hand, I am looking forward to the debate like none other.
****
I'm so stinking excited for tomorrow it's as if it's the Super Bowl, and the halftime won't suck.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (SEXy3)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/780108262855303168
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/780108354496716800
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/780108465800876033
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/780108593253277696
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2016 10:34 PM (ZMBdF)<<<
**still clapping**
Sure, this second half has been sloppy, but that's ok. That's ok. We don't want to win by too much. Builds character when things aren't too easy.
**always clapping, forever clapping**
Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot ginger clapping seal at September 25, 2016 10:38 PM (H9MG5)
Not going to happen. She'll be heavily diapered.
I do hope some staffer gets the bright idea to deal with her coughing issues by giving her one of those old fashioned whiskey/honey toddies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2016 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
The nudie pics at the bottom of the "crappy places to live" article were bad enough for me. Thank goodness I'm on my phone with its small screen.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2016 10:38 PM (xpSCc)
I don't know if they non gendered people are real or just actors. If they're actors they do a great job. I guess it's lacking in compassion for me to be annoyed at them, but i agree with the main woman. There used to be a term for girls who didn't act overlyfeminine; It was called "tomboys". You didn't worry about which of 57 varieties of gender you fit into.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 25, 2016 10:38 PM (EnGQE)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/780108705475989504
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/780108801378836480
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/780108893087227904
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/780108989652672512
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2016 10:39 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 25, 2016 10:39 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 25, 2016 10:39 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2016 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2016 10:40 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2016 10:40 PM (xpSCc)
Unless they're going to have Juanita Broaddick attend instead. Broaddick would love to be there.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 10:40 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (uz/Pv)
No question. But...these sorts of people must have filtered into the workplace by now. Haven't seen it myself, my employer is pretty selective, and we're not laden with much of the under-30 set, but it must be happening. How do these brain-dead, self-indulgent types manage?
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:40 PM (iMxBJ)
Yeah, it's Isiah Thomas who was freed from job lock on Grey's Anatomy for a slur against his coworker who is gay. I'm sure the creators of "A Day without a Mexican" are pleased with the cultural appropriation of this suggestion.
Posted by: no good deed at September 25, 2016 10:40 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 25, 2016 10:40 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2016 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)
9PM Eastern, 6PM West Coast.
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:41 PM (iMxBJ)
It's a thousand times more likely that a black will shoot another in the inner city. And I am totally cool with that! No way I'm lifting a finger or taking a knee for that!
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at September 25, 2016 10:41 PM (FNGGO)
Ugh, I'm filled with a cold dread, like I'm going to an execution.
Posted by: no good deed at September 25, 2016 10:42 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: .87c at September 25, 2016 10:43 PM (APdPY)
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Says one of only two people in the world that say 'ISIL'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 10:43 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Splunge
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Just another manic Monday?
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 10:43 PM (jCJzw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 25, 2016 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chicken-in-a-deplorable-basket at September 25, 2016 10:43 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Well, there's an idea. I'll call my boss and explain that I won't be in because I'm boycotting work in solidarity with BLM.
That would go over well.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 10:43 PM (P8951)
uggggh
44. He's by the sideline
He'll find a way
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2016 10:43 PM (s+qMR)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 10:36 PM (P8951)
Well, that's easy for him to suggest, it isn't going to cost him a day's pay, is it?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2016 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2016 10:40 PM (NbRJx)
Yes, education is the key. I have a great idea for a class that will solve everything. It's the "How to F*ck off Back To Where You Came From" class.
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2016 10:44 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2016 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: chicken-in-a-deplorable-basket at September 25, 2016 10:44 PM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 25, 2016 10:44 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: no good deed
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Same here. I'd like to take a nap, and wake up in December... of 1954
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 10:44 PM (mxCgt)
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LOL...
it was likely worth a million back then, let alone now.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2016 10:44 PM (Nf7bW)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 25, 2016 10:45 PM (BS8yt)
I met Arnie back in the mid-90s at one of those courses: Spencer T. Olin municipal in Alton, Illinois.
He was passing through St. Louis on other business, and decided to spend a quiet Saturday afternoon in the clubhouse.
Sat by himself at the bar watching a PGA tourney on the television. He was gracious enough to spend plenty of time chatting with anyone who wandered up to say hello.
A truly good and decent man.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 25, 2016 10:45 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (SEXy3)<<<
Hillary's performance is gonna be worse than Left Shark. Bigly!
Posted by: D. Trump at September 25, 2016 10:45 PM (H9MG5)
On the far eastern edge of Canada sits Little Bay Islands
That looks like brutally cold winters.
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2016 10:37 PM (ANVXm)
When a Nor'easter blows in, I'd bet it's 28 kinds of fun.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 25, 2016 10:45 PM (EzgxV)
On the other hand, I am looking forward to the debate like none other.
I'm just hoping that at least a few of FAB's rapey husband's victims show up and pass out cigars to audience members.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2016 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
not. I'm only being a whiny little bitch over the statistical certainty
that there will be a white cop who shoots a black criminal.
And yet --- it's looking like in the past week there were more citizen deaths due to muslim immigrants (Seattle mall shooting) than police shooting blacks.
Maybe someone should ask Colin and/or #BLM leaders about that....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2016 10:46 PM (NOIQH)
Bob Newhart is coming on MeTV @ 11:30 if you'll still be up.
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 10:46 PM (jCJzw)
I did click on the genders video, because I know "Shoe0nHead" can bring the snark. CW Jr introduced me to her videos months ago.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 25, 2016 10:46 PM (rJUlF)
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breathing is autonomic, mores the pity.
otherwise they'd suffocate.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2016 10:47 PM (Nf7bW)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 25, 2016 10:47 PM (ocw+t)
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 10:46 PM (jCJzw)
Just saw him as "Professor Proton" on a Big Bang Theory episode. Love that guy.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 25, 2016 10:47 PM (rJUlF)
"C-L-I-N-T-O-N, like Bill Clinton".
(We have a Clinton Ave.) I thank him and hang up.
I just thought it was funny that he used Bill as the example, and not Mz Crazy Eyes.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2016 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2016 10:48 PM (NbRJx)
Same here. I'd like to take a nap, and wake up in December... of 1954
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 10:44 PM (mxCgt)
Hey, I think that Brooklyn Dodgers broadcaster is a sharp young fellow who have quite a career covering the games at Ebbets Field!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 10:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: TickledPink at September 25, 2016 10:49 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2016 10:49 PM (NOIQH)
For instance, Sex Pistols becomes:
Thekth Pithtolth.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Not tho funny
Posted by: Sylvester the Cat at September 25, 2016 10:49 PM (5huyv)
Bob Newhart is coming on MeTV @ 11:30 if you'll still be up.
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 10:46 PM (jCJzw)
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Oh, wow, thanks for thinking of me Chi. Unfortunately, I won't be up then. I'm heading up to bed now.
Good night all. I like these earlier ONTs so I can peak in before I turn into a pumpkin.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2016 10:50 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 25, 2016 10:50 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick, Emporer of All The Pars at September 25, 2016 10:50 PM (8k/Um)
Mike Hammer's Cat was there with me. He just kind of sardonically watched.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 10:51 PM (mxCgt)
Cheap strip clubs too.
I suspect many a jihadi has come to this country with bad intentions, but changed their minds after a few months of good, old-fashioned American living.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 25, 2016 10:51 PM (21hN3)
Same here. I'd like to take a nap, and wake up in December... of 1954
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 10:44 PM (mxCgt)
Well then I wouldn't be here then Mr. Hammer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Good night all. I like these earlier ONTs so I can peak in before I turn into a pumpkin.
Posted by: bluebell
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G'night, pumpkin.
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 10:52 PM (jCJzw)
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out clap at September 25, 2016 10:52 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: no good deed at September 25, 2016 10:52 PM (/O5Ax)
Mike Hammer's Cat was there with me. He just kind of sardonically watched.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 10:51 PM (mxCgt)
I had to wipe away a tear, reading that. No more perfect description of my Vice-Presidency was ever written. You see, I am that possum.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 25, 2016 10:52 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Teh Left at September 25, 2016 10:20 PM (eeTCA)
Pol Pot's gonna really be pissed.
Posted by: chewydog at September 25, 2016 10:53 PM (hmjIe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2016 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
Smart cat. Those little fuckers have got sharp teeth.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2016 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)
Bacon is out greatest defense against Islam.
And dogs!
And bacon dogs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2016 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
and dog bacon
Posted by: barack at September 25, 2016 10:54 PM (XoldI)
G'night, pumpkin.
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 10:52 PM
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That made me smile.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2016 10:54 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick, Emporer of All The Pars at September 25, 2016 10:54 PM (8k/Um)
1940: Mom, Dad...I'm gay.
It's electroshock therapy for you!
2040: Mom, Dad...I'm straight.
It's electroshock therapy for you!
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 25, 2016 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TickledPink at September 25, 2016 10:55 PM (F5hTl)
I'd like to take a nap, and wake up in December... of 1954
When I was three years old
It was a very good year
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2016 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2016 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: IC at September 25, 2016 10:58 PM (vBpiM)
Mike Hammer's Cat was there with me. He just kind of sardonically watched.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I don't understand this at all. Inconceivable would be my first choice of words.
I happen to have a World Champion possum killer sleeping just inches away. If one of those weasels even stepped one paw in the yard, he'd sense it & be off like a rabid wolf. Then try to drag it in the house.
Gross...
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 10:58 PM (jCJzw)
If you get off the Interstate Highway System in places like rural Iowa, you might find, as you go cross crountry, the occasional roadside sign; the green and white official state sign with a name on it, a place name that was once a farming community and is now only one or two empty houses.
Back in the day before automobiles, the place was probably a booming farming community. Back in the day when farms were forty or eighty acres.
Over time people left those forty acres for an industry job in the big city, and some of the neighbors bought up the land. More people left, farms grew larger. Now there are a few very large farms, and a sign on the road where the village used to be.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 25, 2016 10:59 PM (Za1ir)
>>75 On the far eastern edge of Canada sits Little Bay Islands
>That looks like brutally cold winters.
I looked up the records and it rarely goes blow zero Fahrenheit. The Gulf Stream keeps it relatively warm. Probably lots of snow but no -60 temps to deal with.
It looks like a beautiful place to homestead off the grid once the government forgot about it.
Posted by: Ed Anger at September 25, 2016 10:59 PM (RcpcZ)
Just finished "In the Garden of the Beasts" about the diplomatic cowardice and confusion in the 1930s that led directly to WWII. We are repeating it today.
Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2016 11:00 PM (cHuNI)
5. lie about her record (which will be the easiest thing for her to do.)
Trump has to: 1. not let Hillary and her toadies get under his skin so he says something stupid 2. look like he knows what he's talking about 3. has to walk a fine line between being aggressive and calling Hill and the reporters out on their bs without looking too bullying 4. reassure the country that he's not nuts 5 display alpha male confidence and a sense of humor (because Hill has none, although I'm sure her staff will supply her with zingers)
5 will be easy for him. I'm worried about 1-4.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:00 PM (P8951)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 25, 2016 11:00 PM (R5HRU)
i'm thinking they don't have a clue, because they haven't been able to stop it previously... as they would have if there was an effective treatment.
please let her go to pieces on live TV... as evil as she is, she deserves to self-destruct in front of the world.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2016 11:01 PM (Nf7bW)
130
I was just sitting out on the porch steps, when a possum wandering up,
grubing in the grass. I have no idea what it was finding to eat, but it
was chewing on something. The little bugger wandered up to within three
feet or so, it clearly had no idea that I was there. Finally wandered
around the corner of the house.
Mike Hammer's Cat was there with me. He just kind of sardonically watched.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 10:51 PM (mxCgt)
Chi's dog Tucker, though roughly the same size as Mike Hammer's Cat, would likely not have the same reaction.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 25, 2016 11:01 PM (EzgxV)
That made me smile.
Posted by: bluebell
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I'll try to remember to call you that at least once a week from now on.
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 11:01 PM (jCJzw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 25, 2016 11:03 PM (Nwg0u)
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Well, there was a time when I would stop and buy a bottle of cold beer to enjoy on the drive home, but MADD pretty much quashed that.
Anyhow, on the drive home I often solved some knotty design problem that I was having a work. Quite possibly it was on account of being away from the distraction of the workplace.
It was always a bit of a pisser when I hit on some elegant solution, but would not be able to implement it until the next day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 11:03 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2016 11:05 PM (w+Jhj)
Way back when I was married I got a call at work from my wife about some large dead thing having appeared in one of our garbage cans. It was hilarious. I played the voice mail on speaker for all of my colleagues.
But I went home to do the manly things. I looked in the trash can and it wasn't a dead thing. I was an opossum playing 'possum. So I decided to take it out back to the woods and considered which firearm to use if it were rabid and turned on me. I didn't think shotgun or .30/30 would go over well with the neighbors, so I went for a varmint round in .22 and dragged the can out back.
Well, the story as I told it ended up with the possum taking one backwards glance and toddling away. No rabid attacks and no shooting of the vermin.
So when I told this story, not one but two Morons assured me that it could not have been rabid because rabies needs a body temperature of 96 degrees to incubate and possums run at 92.
The sheer amount of stuff the Horde knows will never cease to astound me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2016 11:05 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: kevin williamsod at September 25, 2016 11:07 PM (LdMbv)
That would be so great.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:07 PM (P8951)
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2016 11:08 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: chewydog at September 25, 2016 11:08 PM (hmjIe)
Thanks for posting the creepy story about the girl dying in a terrible cat wreck while posting a selfie on Facebook.
Haunting to say the least.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:08 PM (sVClu)
Jeebus, I am pretty fucking worried about What Happens Next.
In the short term, I will be drinking tomorrow, while not watching the "debate." I always come here to get the gist of things through the filter of the Horde. It dulls the pain.
I will, however, be heading to Montana and Yellowstone next week. Best time of the year to be there.
'night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 25, 2016 11:08 PM (Jvy2x)
I've been addicted lately to their steak subs, OMG are they good. They're not quite a cheesesteak-style sub, IMHO they're actually better.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:08 PM (NlMkN)
The store is going to take her to court because it's a gun free zone. ...America 2016
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:09 PM (pkAc3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 25, 2016 11:09 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: no good deed at September 25, 2016 10:42 PM (/O5Ax)
I'm counting on some accurate live blogging by you guys, since I'll be at work and not sure I can watch it (or want to, I'm nervous about it).
I may need to place some bets in the market Tuesday depending how well or bad it goes.
Or buy some more guns.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 25, 2016 11:09 PM (heN73)
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both of us are effectively unemployed, so there is no commute.
of course, Lost Angels traffic sucks almost all day, every day, so just trying to run errands is a fing nightmare.
this was a great place to live until the rest of the world moved here, and set about trying to make it just like whatever shithole they came from.
Welcome to California
Now Go Home.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2016 11:09 PM (Nf7bW)
Hah! Another thing I don't have!
Posted by: Hillary! at September 25, 2016 11:10 PM (jO7js)
water and then coughing again before she swallows it and spews it over
the podium.
Yeah, I don;t want the total meltdown tomorrow - still gives Dems time for shenanigans w/who's on the ticket.
I'm hoping for something within a week of election day, a total meltdown that makes "Why am I not 50 points ahead, you may ask!!!" look calm and reasoned.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2016 11:10 PM (NOIQH)
The store is going to take her to court because it's a gun free zone. ...America 2016
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:09 PM (pkAc3)
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 25, 2016 11:10 PM (heN73)
The store is going to take her to court because it's a gun free zone. ...America 2016
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:09 PM (pkAc3)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:11 PM (P8951)
Cheesesteaks are the only food in the world that gets better the farther away you get from the origin.
Philly cheesesteaks in Philly are horrible shaved meat on bad bread with Cheez Whiz contraptions. Good steak and cheese subs can be found all over.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2016 11:11 PM (mgbwf)
And even then I still believe he squeaks by.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:11 PM (sVClu)
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Maybe called on account of injuries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 25, 2016 11:12 PM (Nwg0u)
I've never had a cheesesteak (or any other sandwich) with actual Cheez Whiz on it, in fact it sound like greasy kid stuff to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:12 PM (NlMkN)
Yeah, tomorrow will definitely be a bellwether event.
Posted by: no good deed at September 25, 2016 11:13 PM (/O5Ax)
The sheer amount of stuff the Horde knows will never cease to astound me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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I found this funny on a few levels.
This is probably the same discussion where I learned the same thing - Opossum can't carry rabies - I only have to worry about Tucker getting mauled, but not rabies.
I guess he has killed so many because they don't run?
I have decent possum story - let me make a drink & a burrito. I'll type out the short version...
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 11:13 PM (jCJzw)
they can carry rabies, but it is rare, due to body temp...
http://www.wildlife-removal.com/possumrabies.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2016 11:13 PM (Nf7bW)
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Cuban is a social-misfit Zuckerburg-clone wannabe lucky shit-head who stumbled into a decent business deal then bought a local sports team.
He will be lucky if doesn't swing at Trump and punch himself in the dick.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 25, 2016 11:14 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2016 11:10 PM (NOIQH)
Yes, that would be the best.
But a good long coughing jag would be great for tomorrow night. Just enough to keep people wondering about her health.
Trump could ask her "Are you alright?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:14 PM (P8951)
Will they match the carpet?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2016 11:14 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Peggy at September 25, 2016 11:15 PM (HBU7W)
'night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 25, 2016 11:08 PM (Jvy2x
Bet you cant drive 55
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)
Maybe John Kerry can finally get that swiss cheesesteak next time he's in Europe.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 25, 2016 11:15 PM (21hN3)
Fahrenheit. The Gulf Stream keeps it relatively warm. Probably lots of
snow but no -60 temps to deal with.
It looks like a beautiful place to homestead off the grid once the government forgot about it.
Posted by: Ed Anger at September 25, 2016 10:59 PM (RcpcZ)
Probably heavy, heavy snow, and a penetrating, clammy cold. And the bay probably freezes.
But they should not be forcing people to leave. Cut services, and also cut taxes, and let those who want to leave sell out to those who want to go Galt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2016 11:15 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: TickledPink at September 25, 2016 10:49 PM (F5hTl)
Yeah had two days off and it just flew by. Ugh.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 25, 2016 11:15 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 25, 2016 11:16 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 25, 2016 11:10 PM (heN73)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z6zr49p
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:16 PM (pkAc3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 25, 2016 11:17 PM (21hN3)
If he is stupid enough to heckle, all Trump has to look is look at him and say, "Mark, control yourself. You're not at a Mavericks game."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:17 PM (P8951)
169 Virginia, USA: Bozo walks into dept store and starts shooting people. There's woman with a permit an a gun to go with it. She didn't miss.
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The store is going to take her to court because it's a gun free zone. ...America 2016
Posted by: gNewt
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Link?
Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2016 11:17 PM (jCJzw)
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 25, 2016 11:17 PM (ar2KI)
The store is going to take her to court because it's a gun free zone. ...America 2016
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:09 PM (pkAc3)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:11 PM (P8951)
Fuck. fuck. just like Britain. What next? framing hammers? long knives? short knives? Steel toe boots? Fists? Knees? Frying pans? Tea kettles? Wrenches? Screwdrivers? Pliers? Rolled-up newspapers? harsh words? Cold stares? Accelerating too quickly when the light changes? Not wearing pink during Bosom Awareness Month? Daring to sneer at the O Most Holy First Family?
Shit. So much for a good night's sleep.
Well, happiness is a warm, gun.
Again, 'night Horde. God bless.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 25, 2016 11:18 PM (Jvy2x)
Thanks for posting the creepy story about the girl dying in a terrible cat wreck while posting a selfie on Facebook.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:08 PM (sVClu)
I wasn't sure if that was a typo or not so I had to go look.
At least she died happy.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 25, 2016 11:18 PM (sdi6R)
Actual used Massengill Douches look at Cuban and say " hey, what's with THAT guy?"
Posted by: Mortimer at September 25, 2016 11:18 PM (zu88C)
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Hey, you don't think Hill's faceplant, coughing fits, and googely eyes are just her playing possum to make Trump overconfident, do ya?
Do ya?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 25, 2016 11:20 PM (Nwg0u)
I recommend that the judge issue a $50 fine and excuse the case.
Fifty bucks for processing fees, of course.
Posted by: navybrat at September 25, 2016 11:20 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2016 11:20 PM (hVdx9)
Did it fry up nice?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:21 PM (NlMkN)
Actual used Massengill Douches look at Cuban and say " hey, what's with THAT guy?"
Posted by: Mortimer
****
He got rich before Obama was pres. He got rich off the internet bubble. Gumped his way into buying the right stock then selling it (IIRC).
He thinks of himself as some kind of genius when really he's Forrest Gump.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2016 11:22 PM (hVdx9)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the 'possum that it can be done.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2016 11:22 PM (mgbwf)
If the government is going to stop servicing the village, maybe they should stop paying taxes and take everything private.
How far away is the next town?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 25, 2016 11:23 PM (Za1ir)
hacking, takes a drink of water and then coughing again before she
swallows it and spews it over the podium.
That would be so great.
Posted by: DonnaV. deplorably brandishing
ampersandsso there at September 25, 2016 11:07 PM
(P8951)
Rather than see her have a physical health problem, which might garner her some sympathy, I'd prefer to see her have a psychotic episode, and pitch a screaming, foul-mouthed, vulgar fit. And then Trump just shakes his head, and says, "Classy, eh?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2016 11:23 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: 11B40 at September 25, 2016 11:24 PM (evgyj)
There's woman with a permit an a gun to go with it. She didn't miss.<<<
More clowns gone wild?!
Posted by: #ClownPiesSplatter at September 25, 2016 11:24 PM (H9MG5)
Actual used Massengill Douches look at Cuban and say " hey, what's with THAT guy?"
Posted by: Mortimer
****
He got rich before Obama was pres. He got rich off the internet bubble. Gumped his way into buying the right stock then selling it (IIRC).
He thinks of himself as some kind of genius when really he's Forrest Gump.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2016 11:22 PM (hVdx9)
He was a big Truther during Bush 43. I think he produced a Truther movie.
Posted by: josephistan at September 25, 2016 11:24 PM (7qAYi)
The American government has actually done the same thing, for the residents of small towns that are (or quickly becoming) uninhabitable.
Anybody else here ever heard of Centralia, PA? Yikes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:24 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 25, 2016 11:17 PM (21hN3)
Eh, you get used to it. Say, want a bagel? It's undersized and it has sugar, but we use the same name! No? How about some "smoked meat?" It's really pastrami, but we don't call it that because it's so cold here, we need hobbies.
Posted by: Montreal at September 25, 2016 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)
Good Queen parody at the end, too.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 25, 2016 11:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 25, 2016 11:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Worse: the movie was about US soldiers raping an Iraqi (or Afghani?) girl, filmed like a home movie taken by one of the rapists. Yeah, inflaming people in the ME against soldiers during wartime. Beyond a dick move.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2016 11:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: resident SJW at September 25, 2016 11:26 PM (Nf7bW)
He got rich before Obama was pres. He got rich off the internet
bubble. Gumped his way into buying the right stock then selling it
(IIRC).
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I stand corrected, then.
I would like to see how an actual capitalist economy with actual Market Consequences vs a bubble/bust/bailout REPEAT scam would treat lottery winners like Cuban.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 25, 2016 11:28 PM (zu88C)
When I googled Bradfords store shooting, that was the only story I could find about it. There was a shooting at a Bradford's in Colorado when a woman shot a "woman" ie perv who had followed her into the bathroom.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:28 PM (P8951)
"For those of ya too thick to understand last week's episode..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:28 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2016 11:29 PM (Nf7bW)
Lately, I have had weird throbbing in my legs. No pain or weakness or any other symptoms I can point to. It just feels like my heart is beating in my legs every so often.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 25, 2016 11:29 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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You mean by water? And, how do you define'town'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)
Just saying since that was not an option on the list to improve functioning or whatever.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:30 PM (sVClu)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016: Brain Damaged? Yes, But Not Too Brain Damaged To Still Be A Scheming, Lying Witch at September 25, 2016 11:31 PM (4HySM)
The name of the show was "You Call This A House Do Ya?"
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-irish-home-makeover/n11866
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:31 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2016 11:23 PM (o9m/V)
She's pretty disciplined through. She saves her hissy fits and lamp throwing and swearing for private moments.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:31 PM (P8951)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:16 PM (pkAc3)
That stupid store owner says a woman shooting an attacker and saving multiple lives is another example of the need for stricter gun control.
What an ass. Time for another boycott.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 25, 2016 11:31 PM (heN73)
Just saying since that was not an option on the list to improve functioning or whatever.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable
Not a horrible idea. And he could probably use his inflatable woman in the passenger's seat to get away with traveling in the carpool lane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:32 PM (NlMkN)
I'm starting to question the story. See my comment at 219.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:24 PM (NlMkN)
But that town became physically dangerous to inhabit because of an underground coal fire. Not quite the same thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2016 11:34 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:34 PM (P8951)
the commute either to or from work because the hour long drive. Plus
traffic would stress him out.
Just saying since that was not an option on the list to improve functioning or whatever.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:30 PM (sVClu)<<<
Wasn't me.
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 25, 2016 11:35 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:35 PM (pkAc3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:35 PM (NlMkN)
Next up, I have to partition the SSDs and get Ubuntu to boot Dom0 off them. There's a lot of stuff in the literature about "Ubuntu Server" (minimalist installation to run headless) and trying to run Dom0 in a tiny partition. So far as I can tell, that's for people with 128G SSDs.
I'm thinking of deinstalling Flash and Firefox in Dom0 just to keep "muscle memory" from opening a security hole. Dom0 needs "apt-get update", "apt-get upgrade", and "apt-get dist-upgrade" from the internet and nothing more -- everything else can "talk to the hand".
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 25, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
the commute either to or from work because the hour long drive. Plus
traffic would stress him out.
Just saying since that was not an option on the list to improve functioning or whatever.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:30 PM (sVClu)
Wasn't me.
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His name was Bill and he had some big, executive position in government in D.C.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 25, 2016 11:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:24 PM (NlMkN)
But that town became physically dangerous to inhabit because of an underground coal fire. Not quite the same thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2016 11:34 PM (o9m/V)
I've visited that place. So freaking weird. There's a stretch of abandoned highway riven with cracks & fissures, covered in graffiti & strewn with car parts. Some areas have steam coming out of the cracks. Looks like the setting for the zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: josephistan at September 25, 2016 11:36 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2016 11:36 PM (Ozsfq)
If her lawyer is smart they'll turn it in to a liability issue for the store.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 25, 2016 11:37 PM (T/cxb)
A circulation problem, maybe? I'd get it checked out.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:37 PM (P8951)
Posted by: josephistan at September 25, 2016 11:36 PM (7qAYi)
Did you bring an meat to BBQ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2016 11:37 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: CMU VET at September 25, 2016 11:38 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 25, 2016 11:38 PM (sdi6R)
I'm starting to question the story. See my comment at 219.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)
Okie dokie.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 25, 2016 11:39 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2016 11:39 PM (l2Jd8)
Just saying since that was not an option on the list to improve functioning or whatever.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable
Not a horrible idea. And he could probably use his inflatable woman in the passenger's seat to get away with traveling in the carpool lane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:32 PM (NlMkN)
Who hasn't on a drive 8 hours or longer.
Man or Woman. (I'm in my late 30's so I can only speak for my age group) (YMMV of course)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:39 PM (sVClu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:39 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:16 PM (pkAc3)
That stupid store owner says a woman shooting an attacker and saving multiple lives is another example of the need for stricter gun control.
What an ass. Time for another boycott.
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The stupidity of people in this country knows no limits. I hope the store goes bankrupt.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 25, 2016 11:40 PM (4HySM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)
The Newfie term for these little towns is "outports" and many do not have road access.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2016 11:40 PM (o9m/V)
Anybody here ever heard of a relatively small chain of places called
Steak Escape? I think most of their locations are in mall food courts.
I've been addicted lately to their steak subs, OMG are they good.
They're not quite a cheesesteak-style sub, IMHO they're actually better.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:08 PM (NlMkN)
I think there was one here -- does their logo have a balloon?
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 25, 2016 11:43 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: josephistan at September 25, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)
Sounds like the perfect place for some rich wankers to "discover" for their summer homes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 25, 2016 11:43 PM (T/cxb)
Whoo! Indian rocket launch in a couple minutes:
There was a Get Smart episode where an Indian tribe was going to attack Washington, D.C. by launching a giant arrow at the capitol.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2016 11:43 PM (IqV8l)
The Red Sox are still a tough team to beat but I can see the Rockies repeating as World Series champions in February.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 25, 2016 11:44 PM (EJsAU)
Their website says they have a location at Arden Fair Mall in Sacramento.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:45 PM (NlMkN)
She might be incontinent.
Incontinent people tend to limit their liquids in public.
So they get dehydrated. And woozy.
She's not going to want to drink water.
She'll be under hot tv lights.
For 90 minutes.
No sitting down.
No commercial breaks.
Don't feel good about that.
But then again, I think there will be some sort of incident that will cause incident to be cancelled.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 25, 2016 11:45 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 25, 2016 11:45 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 25, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)
You're right. -IT'S A BOGUS SITE.
The Boston Tribune is bogus, sounds legit but bogus.
Their home page is full of crap. Good catch.
There's the Boston Globe and the Boston Herald, there is no legit Boston Tribune.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:46 PM (pkAc3)
http://www.steakescape.com/menu/
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:46 PM (NlMkN)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jdqetkz
(Scroll down a bit too; there are also some good comments.)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2016 11:46 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:46 PM (sVClu)
That may be meant as a joke , however with Canada's refugee program, that may be the truth.
Posted by: Buffalbob at September 25, 2016 11:47 PM (wYtsh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Well, it's an island, so road access is pretty limited.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 11:49 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2016 11:49 PM (l2Jd8)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 25, 2016 11:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ibguy at September 25, 2016 11:50 PM (vUcdz)
residents in Centralia; they refused to take any of the EPA's buyouts.
They claim the government only wants the property so they can develop it
for more coal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:35 PM (NlMkN)
And developing it for more coal is the sensible and logical thing to do. Strip-mine the place, thereby extinguishing the coal fires, and getting value from the coal. After the land has been mined and reclaimed, it could be turned back into a townsite, or farm land, or wildlife habitat.. The holdouts are fools, who may well die of carbon monoxide poisoning for their foolishness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2016 11:51 PM (o9m/V)
ELP, Yes, Tull, Marillion, Genesis, IQ, and all their friends to the rescue!
It's the perfect time for something lengthy. This week it was "Thick As A Brick," "Lamb Lies Down...," "Close To The Edge," "Welcome Back, My Friends... (Live)" & "Misplaced Childhood."
Oh, you wrote a 3-minute song? How adorable. That's so cute!
Maybe someday you'll do some REAL work.
Posted by: RKae at September 25, 2016 11:51 PM (GBN++)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 25, 2016 11:52 PM (sdi6R)
hell, the city, state, and feds prosecuted the shit out of the local gun store who armed up the LAPD the day of the NoHo BofA robbery...
it's now a third world grocery store.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2016 11:52 PM (Nf7bW)
That may be meant as a joke , however with Canada's refugee program, that may be the truth.
Posted by: Buffalbob
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rofl
Hoser 1: "Say, did we ever send any supplies to those Somalis that dumped on that island in Newfoundland?"
Hoser 2: " Hmph? Oh, yeah, I remember them. What was that, two, three yaers ago?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2016 11:52 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:16 PM (pkAc3)
I'm going with fake story. The contact email for the site is a gmail address. And all of their other stories are totally ridiculous.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 25, 2016 11:52 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:54 PM (NlMkN)
http://tinyurl.com/hno8t8u
Posted by: tu3031 at September 25, 2016 11:45 PM (qJhUV)
What a narcissistic asshole.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 25, 2016 11:54 PM (sVClu)
Yeah...last time I went to the Doc, it ended it being pretty much nothing, so I'm a little gun-shy with it.
I may have to just do it. Two weeks ago, I walked about 3 miles in under 45 minutes for the first time in yeeeeaaaars. So, I thought it may be muscular, but it hasn't gone away.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 25, 2016 11:55 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2016 11:51 PM (o9m/V)
Put out the fire bah. Misogynist rape artists that's all you man people are.
Posted by: Norma Leigh at September 25, 2016 11:56 PM (pkAc3)
fapping on the commute they said
Posted by: origional Jake at September 25, 2016 11:57 PM (XSEFE)
You mean to tell me that there are actual people living above a subterranean fire that refuse to move out?
Posted by: navybrat at September 25, 2016 11:58 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Anthony Wei... Smith at September 25, 2016 11:58 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 25, 2016 11:52 PM (GUBah)
Yes it is, see 259, I backtracked it. I'm guessing it's one of those sites Democrats are creating for disinformation etc.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 25, 2016 11:59 PM (pkAc3)
......
same with forest fires, they had a fire in ID that burnt hundreds of millions worth of timber/lumber
environmentalist=dam poor hunter that has to eat grass and bark to survive
Posted by: origional Jake at September 25, 2016 11:59 PM (XSEFE)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:59 PM (NlMkN)
Why stop fapping when you get to work?!?
Why stop fapping, EVER?!?!?!!?!?
---
Just for fun, search "masturbating school superintendent."
/I was told he had nerve issues. So he touched himself to calm down. During private meetings. With females. He's disabled you see...
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 26, 2016 12:00 AM (tvyXw)
You mean to tell me that there are actual people living above a subterranean fire that refuse to move out?
Posted by: navybrat at September 25, 2016 11:58 PM (w7KSn)
They be crazy, man.
Posted by: zombie Pompeii resident at September 26, 2016 12:00 AM (o9m/V)
You mean to tell me that there are actual people living above a subterranean fire that refuse to move out?
Posted by: navybrat
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For decades.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 12:00 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: navybrat at September 26, 2016 12:01 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 26, 2016 12:02 AM (L2UGl)
I know most of ya'll are not medical folks, but if ya'll have had any experience, let me know...
Lately, I have had weird throbbing in my legs. No pain or weakness
or any other symptoms I can point to. It just feels like my heart is
beating in my legs every so often.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 25, 2016 11:29 PM (F5hTl)
Back when I was a VP, one of our sales guys checked himself into an ER because he could hear his heartbeat. They decided to keep him in for observation. It turned-out to be a congenital heart problem (aneurysm blowout) and he coded while they were transferring him to the bed -- woke up with one joint to each of his fingers and both legs gone below the knees.
His brother had had the same deal while water skiing a couple of years prior -- and was probably gone before he stopped in the water.
An aneurysm is like when an innertube develops a bulge -- it's a weak spot....and, being thin, it can transmit sounds (like a heartbeat, which must be loud inside blood vessels) to other tissues.
I'm not a doctor, don't play one on TV, and have only faulty memories of anecdotal evidence.....but you might want to have that checked out.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:02 AM (EzgxV)
30mumbledy years ago, back when it was acceptable to let your kids walk to school, I was trekking the 3 miles or so to VoTech.
7:30ish on a frigid winter morning, I came across a dead possum.
Frost (frozen dew? Hoar?) was covering everything in sight - including the dead possum I just came across. "Cool! Let's fuck with it!"
I nudged him with my shoe, but no movement.
So I back up 5 yards like I was Rafael Septien, squared off, and ran at it to kick it across the ditch for a field goal.
Luckily, two steps away, I realized "um, Chi. It's a possum. They make their living playing dead."
I found a long stick, poked it for a minute, and it woke up a and chased me all the way to school - across a four lane highway even.
I don't fuck with possums anymore, so the fact that I a have a 15 lb dog that kills them as a hobby is imprestive to me.
The last one probably weighed as much or more than him.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:03 AM (jCJzw)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 12:03 AM (sdi6R)
cthulhu, Steak Escape's logo used to feature a hot air balloon, yes.
Their website says they have a location at Arden Fair Mall in Sacramento.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2016 11:45 PM (NlMkN)
They got priced out of Valley Fair in San Jose. Had a couple of their sammiches....not bad.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)
........
that is called see a dr and like soon
it is just $, cuz if you code, you can't post here anymore
Posted by: origional Jake at September 26, 2016 12:06 AM (XSEFE)
You mean to tell me that there are actual people living above a subterranean fire that refuse to move out?
Low heating bills.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2016 12:07 AM (IqV8l)
Like you said, yep, really good sandwiches. Generous with the free samples too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2016 12:07 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: navybrat at September 26, 2016 12:08 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 12:08 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: origional Jake at September 26, 2016 12:08 AM (XSEFE)
Who knew Democrats exist even in the animal kingdom?? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2016 12:09 AM (NlMkN)
>>>'possums are not so bad, they eat a lot of things that make us humans miserable, like ticks, worms, termites, ants, etc.
Posted by: navybrat at September 26, 2016 12:08 AM (w7KSn)<<<
SCOAMF and Cankles are waaaaay too big for us, so don't ask.
Posted by: possums at September 26, 2016 12:10 AM (H9MG5)
"hey, I found your ride home, why did you park it there?"
Posted by: origional Jake at September 26, 2016 12:10 AM (XSEFE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 12:11 AM (VdICR)
This is tough work, Slap. You could help out a little, man...
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:11 AM (jCJzw)
Posted by: TickledPink at September 26, 2016 12:12 AM (F5hTl)
290
OK. Opossums.
30mumbledy years ago, back when it was acceptable to let your kids walk to school, I was trekking the 3 miles or so to VoTech.
7:30ish on a frigid winter morning, I came across a dead possum.
Frost (frozen dew? Hoar?) was covering everything in sight -
including the dead possum I just came across. "Cool! Let's fuck with
it!"
I nudged him with my shoe, but no movement.
So I back up 5 yards like I was Rafael Septien, squared off, and ran at it to kick it across the ditch for a field goal.
Luckily, two steps away, I realized "um, Chi. It's a possum. They make their living playing dead."
I found a long stick, poked it for a minute, and it woke up a and
chased me all the way to school - across a four lane highway even.
I don't fuck with possums anymore, so the fact that I a have a 15 lb dog that kills them as a hobby is imprestive to me.
The last one probably weighed as much or more than him.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:03 AM (jCJzw)
I'm surprised that you referred to yourself as "Chi" those many years ago. As Peaches once referred to it, it wasn't so many years ago that I still used my "slave name".
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM (cPsPa)
I am not.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Yeah, I don't think I will either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM (RrDm2)
I will not watch it through a grate.
I will not tune in for the horror,
I cannot take it any more-or.
Posted by: qdp "Dr. Seuss" steve at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM (NlMkN)
so, is anyone here watching the debates tomorrow?
I am not.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
I am watching the AoSHQ coverage of the debates tomorrow.
Hey, cobs!!! -- gonna do a live blog?!?!??
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM (EzgxV)
298 how many minutes will it take for the mean old lady to mention Nazi/Germany/hitler tomorrow?
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Ooh, good question. I vote around halfway through the debates, after she's softened up the crowd with accusations of all the standard -isms and -phobias. Then she climaxes with Hitler, and winds down with some of the more extreme liberal wishes such as transgender surgery for military recruits, which won't seem so bad after Hitler.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 26, 2016 12:18 AM (VHGGJ)
Also, just to be up on any current events, I will keep a eye on things.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 26, 2016 12:19 AM (F5hTl)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 26, 2016 12:18 AM (VHGGJ)
good news, he is not your neighbor
bad news, he is dispensing medical care and he is someone's neighbor
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 12:19 AM (cPsPa)
skreach
hollor
grovel for the sympathy vote
wear a bitchin pant suit
and all
Posted by: origional Jake at September 26, 2016 12:20 AM (XSEFE)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 26, 2016 12:20 AM (VHGGJ)
Since then, I've been keeping it trimmed and have been careful not to catch it on anything to make it worse. All I can do is wait for it to grow out.
Here's the interesting part: At first the tear was horizontal across the nail. Now, a couple of weeks later, it looks to be a 20-30 degree angle. This means that the nail material doesn't grow straight out, but rotates somehow as it grows.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 12:20 AM (sdi6R)
I went to Sonic frequently for that Bacon Cheddar Toaster Burger, to AW for their cheeseburgers, and to Fazoli's for their Twice-Baked Pasta.
That neighborhood was a fast-food paradise. I'm amazed that I was still thin when I moved out after a few years of living there. And, sadly, those places are all gone now, too.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at September 26, 2016 12:20 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)
I won't watch the debate, but I'll watch the morons' running commentary. I find it kind of amazing that it's expected to draw 80-100 million viewers. I wonder how many people who tune in will tune out long before it's over.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 26, 2016 12:21 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: cm9000 at September 26, 2016 12:21 AM (vYaiw)
I am "NeverWatchDebates."
Who needs to see such lies and promises?
Posted by: RKae at September 26, 2016 12:21 AM (GBN++)
Posted by: navybrat at September 26, 2016 12:21 AM (w7KSn)
I am watching the AoSHQ coverage of the debates tomorrow.
Hey, cobs!!! -- gonna do a live blog?!?!??
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM (EzgxV
I think Ace will. But, im not sure. Stay tuned
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2016 12:21 AM (voOPb)
Oh, if Trump played the Margaret Sanger eugenicist card in response!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2016 12:21 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at September 26, 2016 12:22 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu
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Well, I can't use my REAL name here.
And, if I can be frank with you, you wouldn't recognize it anyway - you only remember people by their AoS name.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:22 AM (jCJzw)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 26, 2016 12:18 AM (VHGGJ)
He used a hammer because there wasn't a wrench handy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 12:23 AM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 26, 2016 12:25 AM (IdCqF)
The sheer amount of stuff the Horde knows will never cease to astound me.
^ This nugget will remain with me forever!
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 26, 2016 12:26 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 12:26 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Yup. They're the Bob Dylan of the animal kingdom.
And with that, I'm gonna call it a night all. Thanks for the great chat, goodnight, and may your working weeks fly by fast.
Posted by: qdp at September 26, 2016 12:27 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 12:27 AM (VdICR)
Since then, I've been keeping it trimmed and have been careful not to catch it on anything to make it worse. All I can do is wait for it to grow out.
Posted by: rickl
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Whu?!?
How in the holy hell did you ever get a Man Card in the first place?
Burn that thing now - before I limp up there to beat you with a d w ad possum!
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:28 AM (jCJzw)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 26, 2016 12:28 AM (L2UGl)
I agree there's basically no point in watching the debates because there's virtually nothing to learn about either candidate at this point -- and if there is, it will be reported in the news.
I'm avoiding them because it's too scary for me. Like watching two drunks play some "dare" game.
"Whoa, cleared it! All right, now you try."
"Whooaaaa, she cleared it! All right, change the blades and we'll both go again."
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 26, 2016 12:29 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 12:30 AM (TppKb)
313
had a neighbor, maaany years ago, who walked across the street one day
to my [and now ex-wife's] house to tell us he had just killed a possum.
That had gotten inside his house. That had gotten stuck in the tub
[porcelain too slick for it to scramble out]. So he hit it with a hammer
'til it weren't no more. He's a doctor now, somewhere...Alabama...geez
Posted by: geezer der mensch at September 26, 2016 12:18 AM (VHGGJ)
As I have mentioned before on numerous occasions, I believe that the most merciful extermination of most animals is nitrogen asphyxiation (possibly with a CO2 scrub). Nitrogen is colorless, odorless, and comprises 78% of air in the first place. If there were something to annoy you about nitrogen, you'd already be experiencing it. Oxygen is necessary to support life, but we're ill-equipped to detect it (or its absence). In the presence of CO2, we will suffer discomfort, pant, and breathe hard -- regardless of whether there is sufficient oxygen to sustain life.
Nitrogen environments are widely used in the semiconductor industry -- and nitrogen pipelines crisscross Silicon Valley. The classic scene for a nitrogen leak is people laying on the floor -- they were doing whatever they were doing and ran out of oxygen and lost consciousness. Other people might have walked over and poked 'em before they ran out of oxygen, too.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)
I hope Steven Green will be drunk-blogging.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 12:27 AM (VdICR)
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I love Stephen Green. I might keep him open in another tab.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 26, 2016 12:30 AM (oGNNA)
>> another tab.
A ten-inch tab of self-manipulation.
(okay, that's comedy, I like the guy...)
Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2016 12:32 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:35 AM (jCJzw)
I'm surprised that you referred to yourself as "Chi" those many years
ago. As Peaches once referred to it, it wasn't so many years ago that I
still used my "slave name".
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu
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Well, I can't use my REAL name here.
And, if I can be frank with you, you wouldn't recognize it anyway - you only remember people by their AoS name.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:22 AM (jCJzw)
It's only funny 'cause it's true -- I can only remember your IRL name 'cause I asked about it in 5 police jurisdictions every 10 minutes for some hours one night.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:36 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM
I've had a dog walk out back, right past a possum and totally ignore it, like it didn't exist. Weird. That was a dog that really hunted vermin.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 12:37 AM (o/90i)
Whu?!?
How in the holy hell did you ever get a Man Card in the first place?
Burn that thing now - before I limp up there to beat you with a d w ad possum!
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:28 AM (jCJzw)
It was because I used metric, right?
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: torabora at September 26, 2016 12:40 AM (w/xwE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 12:40 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: torabora at September 26, 2016 12:42 AM (w/xwE)
possums are ugly but very cool.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2016 12:17 AM
I've had a dog walk out back, right past a possum and totally ignore
it, like it didn't exist. Weird. That was a dog that really hunted
vermin.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 12:37 AM (o/90i)
That is actually rather strange. I wonder what it takes for dogs to recognize something as "prey" or "vermin". I might guess that "large, and hay on its breath" = prey; and "small, with grain or processed foods on its breath" = vermin. "Small, with bugs on its breath" might be in the "better them than me" category.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cm9000 at September 26, 2016 12:45 AM (vYaiw)
I still think that modern TV "debates" are ridiculous. I'll repeat my question from earlier today: Were there ever any Presidential debates before Kennedy-Nixon in 1960? The Lincoln-Douglas debates were for a Senate race, if I recall.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 12:48 AM (sdi6R)
*insert Depends joke here*
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 12:49 AM (sdi6R)
Can anyone tell me what's going on here?
Posted by: Farmer
---------------
I'm not exactly sure myself.
So far, it's been possums, the upcoming debate and McRib sammiches.
I think maybe rickl just came out of the closet, but I'm not positive about that one...
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:49 AM (jCJzw)
Briefing Books in preparation for the debate." And that is why she made
few recent public appearances. Expect the same pattern of astonishingly
low activity by a modern presidential candidate has been going on for
months.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 26, 2016 12:45 AM (vYaiw)
If she is so damned "experienced" as her toadies say, shouldn't she have all that data already committed to memory?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 12:49 AM (o9m/V)
it, like it didn't exist. Weird. That was a dog that really hunted vermin.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 12:37 AM (o/90i)
That is actually rather strange. I wonder what it takes for dogs to recognize something as "prey" or "vermin". I might guess that "large, and hay on its breath" = prey; and "small, with grain or processed foods on its breath" = vermin. "Small, with bugs on its breath" might be in the "better them than me" category.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:42 AM
I think it has something to do w/ "playing possum". There's some way the possum cannot be detected by scent in certain circumstances.
It was very bizarre, the dog acted like the possum wasn't even there, walked right by it.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 12:50 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 26, 2016 12:30 AM (oGNNA)
Lamenting the Olde and True Blogosphere, before the conglomerations of PJM, Hot Air and it's Borgification into Salem, etc.
Back when Vodkapundit was a BLOG. Hell, even Fat Ed at Captain's Quarters was more individually accountable then; not protected by a Facebook commentariat and Big Media cover.
When Rachel Lucas was the living definition of snark and ... well, RACHEL LUCAS!
Acidman yet lived, Bill Whittle was a long-form commenter in Ms. Lucas' comment section, and Wretchard was still Bill the Cat with a +160 I.Q.
Conglomeration has proven to not be beneficial to the blogosphere.
And here we are, remnants, misfits, deplorables and irredeemibles all. (fk the splling, I'm indrunkxicated)
Ace of Spades is WHAT the frikkin' BLOGS were meant to BE.
None of this Disquss crap. Facebook can burn in Hell, and should.
Love Insty, and he's a rock, but all of what built PJM was far better individually, than collectively.
We're about all that's left from what was the Golden Age of the Blogs.
And with love to the Daywalkers. we who call the ONT "home", perhaps the most in kind with what was, all in all, not quite fifteen years back.
God Bless Ace for this place.
And the same to every single COB and Open who lends a hand and a shoulder to the wheel.
And finally, to Pixy.
Who will read this comment in about #two weeks from now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2016 12:52 AM (v5iqM)
*Necronomicon
I'm watching "Admiral" on Netfix. It seems to be for Holland what The Patriot is for America.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 12:54 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 12:49 AM (o9m/V)
Remember when they said she was the smartest woman alive?
Posted by: cm9000 at September 26, 2016 12:55 AM (vYaiw)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at September 26, 2016 12:55 AM (b7AU3)
ampersandsso there at September 25, 2016 11:28 PM
(P8951)
I don't think the BostonTribune site is legit, check the articles on their front page, all of them seem a bit hinky, just like the shooting article, never ever seen a journalist be that specific on weapon types, not even pro-gun journalists.
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at September 26, 2016 12:57 AM (b7AU3)
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 26, 2016 12:57 AM (qoKAm)
Or a video with an actor portraying Bill Clinton getting a "happy ending" massage, with a voice-over: "I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approve this massage."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 12:58 AM (o9m/V)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 26, 2016 12:58 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: cm9000 at September 26, 2016 12:55 AM (vYaiw)<<<
That's such a goddamn crock!
She's clearly dead, Jim.
Posted by: Bones McCoy at September 26, 2016 12:59 AM (H9MG5)
She's quit blogging before, then went back to it. I hope she does so again.
I'll never forget the day I left LGF. I didn't get banned; I walked away in disgust. I was sad when I deleted the bookmark. That place was like home to me.
I looked at some other sites, then went to Bill Whittle's place. Rachel had a guest post announcing her new blog. Not 15 minutes passed between my leaving LGF and finding her new blog.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 01:00 AM (sdi6R)
I'll bet I used to bump into you at Llama Butchers back in the day.
I think I found ace through them, actually
Maybe the o the way around? IDK.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:01 AM (jCJzw)
I still think that modern TV "debates" are ridiculous. I'll repeat my question from earlier today: Were there ever any Presidential debates before Kennedy-Nixon in 1960? The Lincoln-Douglas debates were for a Senate race, if I recall.
I don't think - I'm fairly certain - there were any Presidential debates before K-N. Furthermore, there weren't debates again for 12 years - Ford-Clinton. None in 64, 68 and 72.
Posted by: Vertov at September 26, 2016 01:03 AM (Aam1A)
358 If she is so damned "experienced" as her toadies say, shouldn't she have all that data already committed to memory?
---------------------
I wonder if she's literally practicing techniques for keeping to her feet for 90 minutes.
The Podium Grip
The Single-Knee Bend
The Elbow Lean
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 26, 2016 01:03 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 12:48 AM (sdi6R)
I'd prefer if they just had a broad topic like "foreign policy" and let the candidates actually debate each other with only a timekeeper to keep things on track.
Posted by: The Debating Hat at September 26, 2016 01:03 AM (vBeA5)
What he said.
The 'rons and the 'ettes with their own blogs should have each other on their blog roll.
Posted by: The Bloging Hat at September 26, 2016 01:05 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: ibguy at September 26, 2016 01:05 AM (vUcdz)
355
I've had a dog walk out back, right past a possum and totally ignore
it, like it didn't exist. Weird. That was a dog that really hunted vermin.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 12:37 AM (o/90i)
That is actually rather strange. I wonder what it takes for dogs to
recognize something as "prey" or "vermin". I might guess that "large,
and hay on its breath" = prey; and "small, with grain or processed foods
on its breath" = vermin. "Small, with bugs on its breath" might be in
the "better them than me" category.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 12:42 AM
I think it has something to do w/ "playing possum". There's some
way the possum cannot be detected by scent in certain circumstances.
It was very bizarre, the dog acted like the possum wasn't even there, walked right by it.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 12:50 AM (o/90i)
Did a quick scan and found nothing. Wouldn't be the first time something interesting were hiding in plain sight.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 12:48 AM
I think you are correct. The Lincoln-Douglas were historic as they defined the subject of slavery (Dems were in favor of it).
The advent of TV led to the Nixon-Kennedy debates on TV. Those who saw it on TV thought
Kennedy won, those that heard it on radio thought Nixon won.
And here we are today.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 01:05 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 01:07 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 01:09 AM (sdi6R)
I won!
Congrats/commiserations to the top 10s....
I have now uploaded my second youtube narrative video.
If only I drank more bourbon.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 26, 2016 01:09 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 26, 2016 01:10 AM (SzZnW)
The server owner, and my friend, has been notified.
I'm doubtful that it is an intentional targeting of myself because for one I don't have that big of an ego, and secondly the server owner has had to fend off unfriendly governments before...
Posted by: The Internet Hat at September 26, 2016 01:10 AM (vBeA5)
http://oi65.tinypic.com/2vxp2z9.jpg
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 01:07 AM (VdICR)
Nice!
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 01:10 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:49 AM
Where did that happen? I hope he's happy.
And is Buzzion still dead? Tough to keep up here.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 01:11 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: cm9000 at September 26, 2016 01:11 AM (vYaiw)
Posted by: Raider Nation at September 26, 2016 01:12 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: The Gamester Hat at September 26, 2016 01:13 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 26, 2016 01:13 AM (L2UGl)
It'll be like telling the grandkids "I saw the moon landing on TV!"
(Actually, I did watch the moon landing. I was shitting in a cotton at the time, but we have pictures of me in front of the TV)
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:15 AM (jCJzw)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:15 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:16 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:19 AM (jCJzw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2016 01:20 AM (o9m/V)
Yeah. Did I get banned or something? I can't think of anything I might
have done that would cause my other hash to get the hammer.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:16 AM (J+mig)
Under IP4, there are only 256^4 possible addresses. Everyone else is a NAT under the original base address. When a base address gets banned, there can be substantial collateral damage.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
Email forthcoming. But it's so much to type, I'd rather do it by phone - I'll let you choose that option.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:25 AM (jCJzw)
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 12:49 AM
---
Rick's a knob slobber?
When Privates Have Hurt Feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7YoCyN05Po
Posted by: Raider Nation at September 26, 2016 01:26 AM (rlfds)
addresses. Everyone else is a NAT under the original base address. When a
base address gets banned, there can be substantial collateral damage.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
Good point, which is just one more reason why they need to stop dragging their heels about switching everything to IPv6. The last few digits of every IPv6 address are unique to the individual network card, thus you can ban a particular computer.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:26 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Raider Nation
---------------'
Too much Captain Morgan's? Or not enough?
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:19 AM (jCJzw)
---
Yes.
Posted by: Raider Nation at September 26, 2016 01:27 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 01:28 AM (sdi6R)
390
387
Yeah. Did I get banned or something? I can't think of anything I might
have done that would cause my other hash to get the hammer.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:16 AM (J+mig)
Under
IP4, there are only 256^4 possible addresses. Everyone else is a NAT
under the original base address. When a base address gets banned, there
can be substantial collateral damage.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
Since everyone else took a pause, let's do some basics. Every router takes an upstream address (217.165.98.17
and shares it out to a bunch of downstream addresses (192.168.0.1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8....) based on rules. Those rules are things like "if 192.168.0.10 talked to 123.123.123.1, then any responses from 123.123.123.1 to 217.165.98.178 should go to 192.168.0.10".Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 01:33 AM (VdICR)
Right. So it's probably something upstream of my home address (such as the local Suddenlink hardware) that got banned. So some granola-eating Bernie Bro hipster in one of the trendy coffee shops probably got the whole city blanket-banned.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:35 AM (J+mig)
----------
Dammit. I always knew that sooner or later I would be 'collateral damage'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 01:35 AM (yddCj)
I kinda like spiders, and I mostly blame Spider-Man for that. Also living in a place where we don't get black widows, or brown recluses, or funnel-webs, so I buy the slick spider propaganda about them keeping the vermin insects under control, and would I just be on my way, thank you.
So when I wander downstairs, and encounter that dark half-dollar-sized 8-legged bastard, I may be startled, but I then I recover, and tip my hat (I don' wear a hat) and say, thank you, pal, for keeping the parasitic six-legged insects at bay.
And we go our amicable ways.
But upstairs.
Upstairs. What is with these weird ecru assholes? These pale malevolent mofos. Spiders are supposed to be black. And not wandering over my teakettle, my toaster, or my breadknife. Who the fuck are you shits? What the fuck do you want?
We'll settle this soon, my friends.
Soon.
Posted by: the spider and I at September 26, 2016 01:36 AM (TtToy)
Under IP4, there are only 256^4 possible
addresses. Everyone else is a NAT under the original base address. When a
base address gets banned, there can be substantial collateral damage.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
Good
point, which is just one more reason why they need to stop dragging
their heels about switching everything to IPv6. The last few digits of
every IPv6 address are unique to the individual network card, thus you
can ban a particular computer.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:26 AM (J+mig)
I'm working toward doing all internal networks at IPv6 while interfacing externally at IP4. It's not like I have a reason to make it easy for malefactors to crawl my nets.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:36 AM (EzgxV)
*blinks*
*blinks again*
If I was in charge of the internet, we would be using tin cans and string.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 01:36 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:36 AM (J+mig)
OK, OK, "1/2 inch", not "1 cm".
There. Happy now?
Posted by: rickl
---------------
Um, 1 inch = 25.4 mm I think, or thereabouts.
1/2 inch = 13mm. At least when you can't find the 1/2 inch socket...
*I sincerely hope you took my ribbing in the way it was intended - I meant no disrespect or offense.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:37 AM (jCJzw)
IPv6 while interfacing externally at IP4. It's not like I have a reason
to make it easy for malefactors to crawl my nets.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:36 AM (EzgxV)
I like the way you think. I might have to pick your brain at some point in the future, when I'm setting up a new home network. (Probably will have my own place sometime in the next year or two.)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:38 AM (J+mig)
New ipv4s ran out last year.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 01:33 AM (VdICR)
+/- four years. But who's counting?
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:38 AM (EzgxV)
You guys are a lot more fun than the idiots I deal w/ at work. Might have something to do w/ ya'll are much smarter.
T
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2016 01:39 AM (o/90i)
Went and took way too long of a nap yesterday and now I'm up way too early.
Here's something I somehow just discovered: an album-length instrumental tribute to the victims of 9/11 called "End of Innocence" by keyboardist Tony Kaye. Tony Kaye was a founding member of the British prog-rock legends YES and served two stints with the band, from 1968-1970 and 1983-1994. He is currently the keyboardist with YES spin-off band CIRCA. CIRCA's new album "Valley of the Windmill" is quite the excellent slab of modern Prog.
This is some nice late-nite listening. Kind of reminds me of Vangelis.
End of Innocence by Tony Kaye:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y01psRc7W2s
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 01:40 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:40 AM (jCJzw)
It's nerd o'clock, huh?
Is this my cue to lurk until next weekend?
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 01:40 AM (jCJzw)
Yeah, I took a nap earlier, so I'm awake now. I'm probably going to regret this in the morning.
(No offense taken.)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 26, 2016 01:45 AM (sdi6R)
Soon.
Posted by: the spider and I
----------------
Recent B.C. cartoon:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ho7d2pj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 01:47 AM (jO7js)
I'm working toward doing all internal networks at
IPv6 while interfacing externally at IP4. It's not like I have a reason
to make it easy for malefactors to crawl my nets.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:36 AM (EzgxV)
I
like the way you think. I might have to pick your brain at some point
in the future, when I'm setting up a new home network. (Probably will
have my own place sometime in the next year or two.)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 01:38 AM (J+mig)
Search "Looking Glass" upthread, and reference https://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/securing-debian-howto/ frequently. I should point out that Linux security is a good growth field for the paranoid, while coding is full of H1Bs.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:50 AM (EzgxV)
We'll settle this soon, my friends.
Soon.
Posted by: the spider and I
----------------
Recent B.C. cartoon:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ho7d2pj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2016 01:47 AM (jO7js)
One of my favorites from "The Wizard of Id" -- a guy muses to another guy, "people from Italy are Italians; people from Afghanistan are Afghans.....what are people from the Kingdom of Id?" A soldier walks by and shouts, "get off the grass, you idiots!!!"
First guy says, "never mind."
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:56 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 01:57 AM (T/cxb)
https://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/securing-debian-howto/ frequently. I
should point out that Linux security is a good growth field for the
paranoid, while coding is full of H1Bs.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:50 AM (EzgxV)
I'm going to be doing a lot of Linux stuff for work in the future (mostly with regards to virtualization), once I get a few more certs. Might have to look into that. Broadening your horizons never hurts. As the old saying goes, specialization is for insects.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 02:00 AM (J+mig)
---
This Is No Shit:
back in the late 80's, i was riding in the back of a 21/2 ton, coming back from Pendleton after a fun filled weekend of trying to teach people how to stay alive in an NBC environment.
i had, among all the other accoutrements of a large unit, numeri M-11 decon sprayers, which, IRL, would hold about 1 1/2 quarts of DS-2, the stuff which would, allegedly, neutralize all the Warsaw Pact chem agents. (bad old days)
for training, one would fill them with water, then simulate their use, since the actual chemicals were/are caustic.
to prevent corrosion, there was a powder you would deposit in the bottles, in between uses, which itself was caustic, and which would cause painful sensations on human skin, should you get this sprayed on you...
(ask me how i know %-)
so, there i was, sitting in the back of a Deuce, ogling all the hawt SYT's, and MILFs, cruising the 4 or 5 Hour Freeway in the OC, whilst we lumbered our way home to Los Alamitos, when i saw a shirtless guy in a Trans-Am T-top (ala Biden) weaving his way through traffic with a SE grin on his face, sans shirt.
when he got closer, and maneuvered right next to me, on the LR corner of the truck, it was obvious that he was nude, and masturbating, and that i was his preferred observer.
i grabbed up one of the M-11s, leaned out the back of the truck, and gave him the whole contents of the bottle in through his open windows
for a moment, he thought it was great...cool water mist and all...
then he GTFO of Dodge.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2016 02:01 AM (Nf7bW)
The King is a Fink!
Posted by: The Lone Haranguer at September 26, 2016 02:01 AM (jO7js)
393
I'm
working toward doing all internal networks at IPv6 while interfacing
externally at IP4. It's not like I have a reason to make it easy for
malefactors to crawl my nets.
Ah. The old "security by obscurity" ploy. That always works.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2016 02:02 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 02:04 AM (T/cxb)
Sometimes, I hate typing on a phone with a passion.
I just lost a long, well composed post to my damn monkey thumbs!
I'm gonna make a drink and watch Christine.
(That's a movie that could be re-made if done right. Coen Bros?)
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 02:06 AM (jCJzw)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 26, 2016 02:08 AM (vBeA5)
There was a Get Smart episode where an Indian tribe was going to
attack Washington, D.C. by launching a giant arrow at the capitol.
Could you be more specific?
Posted by: Anachronda has a Get Smart collection at September 26, 2016 02:08 AM (Oi5b2)
414
Search "Looking Glass" upthread
This is all I could find: https://youtu.be/Ep7FWnbAaCI (sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2016 01:57 AM (T/cxb)
The Looking Glass project -- LG1, LG2 have gigabit ethernet to internet gateway -- host clients, host recovered data, host backups on separate gigabit ethernet.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 02:10 AM (EzgxV)
Let's see......giant arrow........gigantic bow....target 1400 miles away.
*rubs chin*
Yep, all seems to add up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2016 02:15 AM (l2Jd8)
Speaking of Chrisine - Is AOP still around? Could he ID a '58 Plymouth Fury from an ancient pic?
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 02:21 AM (jCJzw)
Search "Looking Glass" upthread, and reference
https://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/securing-debian-howto/ frequently. I
should point out that Linux security is a good growth field for the
paranoid, while coding is full of H1Bs.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 01:50 AM (EzgxV)
I'm
going to be doing a lot of Linux stuff for work in the future (mostly
with regards to virtualization), once I get a few more certs. Might have
to look into that. Broadening your horizons never hurts. As the old
saying goes, specialization is for insects.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 26, 2016 02:00 AM (J+mig)
I got three Dell comps -- IIRC, T1550 Pro -- but each is like two quad-core Xeons, 12G memory, five disk bays, built like a brick telephone booth, and less than $170 each. This is built to run VMs, but in a desktop form-factor. If you use all the disks in RAID, you should UPS.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 02:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 02:32 AM (WlGX+)
I'm watching a 1984 debate between Reagan and Mondale on CSPAN.
Mondale, the Minnesota liberal, is more conservative than most of the current GOPe.
It's stunning how much times have changed.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 26, 2016 02:33 AM (mgbwf)
The King is a Fink!
Posted by: The Lone Haranguer at September 26, 2016 02:01 AM (jO7js)
One of my favorite Wizard of Id comics has the bard feeding lines to the king on the balcony -- and the king builds up to a triumphant climax: "and I swear to you upon all that we hold holy....."
But the string on the bard's lute takes that instant to break.
"....twang."
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 02:34 AM (EzgxV)
401
393
I'm
working toward doing all internal networks at IPv6 while interfacing
externally at IP4. It's not like I have a reason to make it easy for
malefactors to crawl my nets.
Ah. The old "security by obscurity" ploy. That always works.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2016 02:02 AM (Oi5b2)
There are several analyses regarding security that show "security by obscurity" to be the least effective method. In addition, firewalls are secure only when everything else has failed.
At least, under Linux, you have tools. You could just wait until Microsoft fails you.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 26, 2016 02:40 AM (EzgxV)
unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at such things) we found several interesting items down in El Cajon earlier this week that we couldn't live without... so we shall see.
thank goodness we don't have grandchildren around to suck up vital gun funds.
then there is the High Standard 104 Supermatic Citation...
i *really* need to win the lottery.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2016 02:42 AM (Nf7bW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2016 02:44 AM (Nf7bW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 02:54 AM (VdICR)
The McDonald's had served its coffee at 185° F, which was considered to be hot enough to melt steel. I did a little personal research around the house and found these numbers:
I wash my hands in 120° F water.
My drip coffee machine - which turns out okay coffee, but nothing near hot - keeps its meh coffee at 161° F. And that coffee is adequately hot for around the house but nothing near commercial level.
Anyway, those are the numbers around my house, to give some perspective to the arguments about the ridiculous coffee case.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 02:57 AM (zc3Db)
All is well, comrade!
...
Please stay in view.
Posted by: Hoch Hech! at September 26, 2016 02:58 AM (TtToy)
Posted by: early jets at September 26, 2016 03:01 AM (TtToy)
I'm sure the English-speaking voice actors were fans of Vincent Price and Christopher Lee. The writing is atrocious, but that's kind of charming on a meta level.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2016 03:07 AM (VdICR)
At the first tee, St Peter hands Jesus the driver, and Jesus returns it and says He'll use the 7-wood -- "Just like Arnold Palmer!" Jesus swings and promptly drops the ball in a sand trap...
Jesus and St Peter saunter up there, and St Peter hands Jesus the sand wedge. Jesus returns it and say He'll use the pitching wedge -- "Just like Arnold Palmer!" Jesus swings and proceeds to put the ball in the middle of a water obstacle...
Jesus grabs one club or another and begins walking across the water to take His next shot when another golfer approaches St Peter standing on the shore and asks, "Who the hell does that guy think He is? Jesus Christ?"
St Peter replies, "No... He thinks He's Arnold Palmer!"
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 26, 2016 03:10 AM (kP16F)
TPOP, as,much as I want to dislike you over this, I just can't.
But we beat this dead horse into IKEA meatballs two weeks ago - I refuse to keep proving you wrong.
Check your USB port - bourbon should be pouring through it at any second.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 03:11 AM (vKuJJ)
I was just getting a cup of coffee and wanted to see what the actual temperature of it was. I measured the hand washing temperature a few days ago and wanted the complete set.
Thanks for the bourbon ... but I have to finish my lukewarm coffee very quickly, before it gets really cold
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2016 03:14 AM (zc3Db)
You are going to Hell for that joke.
And I'm right behind you for laughing at it so much. Save me a seat.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2016 03:20 AM (vKuJJ)
So, I posted how perfectly idiotic I felt that was, and then said I'd rather vote for Trump than for an unindicted felon who committed treason as Secretary of State, probably murdered or caused murder to be done, and is so full of crap her eyes have gone brown.
The response was a lot of virtue signalling on her part, along with talking down to me because I am so ignorant and angry that I obviously can't see that Hillary is the one who made Bill so powerful, and that I should, as a woman in a mostly male profession, be "validated" by having a woman voted into the Presidency of the US.
Imagine how I answered THAT hot mess.
Soooooo, Christmas cruise in California this year may be a bit, um, uncomfortable. I hope the bar is well stocked.
Posted by: Deplorable tcn in AK at September 26, 2016 03:32 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Vertov at September 26, 2016 03:43 AM (Aam1A)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 26, 2016 03:54 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Deplorable tcn in AK at September 26, 2016 03:57 AM (cm1Bl)
My rich, Liberal sister and I have had a longstanding "no arguing politics-don't even bring it up" agreement which after many long years she violated with various anti-Trump remarks.
I kept my peace. I did note that in a large gathering of mostly Democrats, nobody else went along with the virtue signaling.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 03:59 AM (WlGX+)
How condescending of her to think you need "validating."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 26, 2016 04:01 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Vertov at September 26, 2016 04:01 AM (Aam1A)
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 04:13 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 04:33 AM (JfUI4)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 04:48 AM (JfUI4)
I would surmise that this little town has the common problem that a lot of other places here in the US have, and it doesn't matter what size the town or city is. They were dependent on one industry. And as that industry flourished the town flourished. And with all those people and taxes rolling in they embraced socialism and the FSA came in like flies seeking the eternal dog turd in the yard. Then the "greens" shut down their only industry, the workers moved on to where they could find jobs and the only people left were the FSA and the politicians who supported them.
We have the same problem here; the prime example is Detroit. Detroit was a thriving city long before the auto industry moved in. But after the autos moved in and everything else moved out, the unions and the FSA came. after the socialists, the fascists, and the greens killed the US auto industry so went Detroit. And now it exists solely because of the MI and US taxpayers right now.
A city can not exist when it is only supported by the FSA and the crooked politicians who cater to them to get elected.
This is why socialism and its ultimate end, communism has never worked and never will work. This is why you have to be extremely stupid if you work and pay taxes to ever vote for a Democrat. You may as well take a straight razor from one of those abandoned barber shops and cut your throat.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 04:59 AM (mpXpK)
The Shrill One will lie her ass off, as usual.
If she doesn't up and croak on the stage, the MFM will adjudge her the winner.
Donald will say something controversial. This alone will generate 800 comments here during the 90 minute debate.
There will be close to 3000 comments during the debate thread(s). Another couple of thousands afterwards.
I don't pray, but I'm sure hoping Trump doesn't choke or blow up. He's pretty good at this stuff, so his chances are decent. A few coughing jags by the FAB will add 3 points to Trump's polling.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 05:00 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2016 05:04 AM (JfUI4)
As for tourism, the only places in Canada that have real tourism are out near the Rockies for scenery in the Summer and skiing in the Winter. This town has neither of those to draw tourists.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 05:09 AM (mpXpK)
Yeah, I wanna see the neurologist up there working on her while golden scalp weasel just gives the audience a look. 'Her health is fine, folks. She told us so herself.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 26, 2016 05:10 AM (e+31e)
Walk your street
And I'll walk mine
And should we meet
Would you spare me some time?
'Cause you should see my world, meet my kind
Before you judge our minds
Blue collar
BTO -- Blue Collar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKKpY8g20lA
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 05:15 AM (gyKtp)
https://twitter.com/victomato/status/780119655423676416/photo/1
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 05:25 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 26, 2016 05:30 AM (qoKAm)
Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2016 05:52 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 26, 2016 05:55 AM (qoKAm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 05:56 AM (J+eG2)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, September 26, 2016. On this day in 1914 in the early days of the US march to Fascism and Socialism in the United States the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) was established by the Federal Trade Commission Act passed by a Democrat Congress after being pushed by the socialist President Woodrow Wilson. The chief goal of the new commission was to attack business and capitalism in the name of protecting the people.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
We did not honor the request of the Donald Trump team because we thought they demonstrated, in their approach was disrespectful, so therefore we did not grant that request, said Early Jones, co-founder of the museum.
This museum was largely financed by the State of NC and I suspect that he was "disrespectful" because he would not agree to give them a bucket of cash. They claim they would not allow a visit by Scankles either. Since she has not even asked how was she "disrespectful"? I suspect that their lawyers cautioned them on their non-profit tax free status.
http://bit.ly/2d9EjL4
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
http://abcn.ws/2cNUvzu
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2dbRoS5
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
http://nydn.us/2cDEoH7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2d2vqnz
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 26, 2016 06:07 AM (qoKAm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 06:10 AM (J+eG2)
And there were lots more facts about the Washing Mall shooter that could have been mentioned as well.
ut, Hillary has gotten the NYT endorsement, so it's all good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2016 06:11 AM (J+eG2)
https://twitter.com/victomato/status/780119655423676416/photo/1
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability"
You would think Hillary would be embarrassed being photoed in a room full of all-white supporters. Is that even allowed any more?
Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2016 06:15 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:17 AM (mpXpK)
There is so many things wrong with that sentence I will not bother to list them all.
However, if it was built with taxpayers money then anyone should be allowed to visit. This is nothing but Democrats not allowing a Republican in. It is nothing but discrimination.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 26, 2016 06:30 AM (SXa8W)
You shoulda stuck a thermometer up its ass to be sure.
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2016 06:30 AM (pYLBk)
Posted by: The Possum Fcuker at September 26, 2016 06:35 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 26, 2016 06:36 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Female Ghostbusters Cast at September 26, 2016 06:37 AM (a7IXj)
So when I told this story, not one but two Morons assured me that it
could not have been rabid because rabies needs a body temperature of 96
degrees to incubate and possums run at 92.
You shoulda stuck a thermometer up its ass to be sure.
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2016 06:30 AM (pYLBk)
What story are we talking about here? Any mammal can get rabies, but it is rare in possums. And scientists do "think" it is because of their lower body temperature. But the key words here are "rare but possible" and "think".
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:38 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:44 AM (mpXpK)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zbgq2x2
It's like deja vu all over again.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 26, 2016 06:52 AM (gyKtp)
Lard ass, evil heart and vacuum head vs. hair weasel, who will win?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2016 06:53 AM (u82oZ)
Thanks Mis Hum for the ONT.
The article on why socialism always fails was interesting.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 07:09 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 26, 2016 07:13 AM (Om16U)
So when I told this story, not one but two Morons assured me that it
could not have been rabid because rabies needs a body temperature of 96
degrees to incubate and possums run at 92.
You shoulda stuck a thermometer up its ass to be sure.
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2016 06:30 AM (pYLBk)
What story are we talking about here? Any mammal can get rabies, but it is rare in possums. And scientists do "think" it is because of their lower body temperature. But the key words here are "rare but possible" and "think".
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 26, 2016 06:38 AM (mpXpK)
It was a comment early in the thread.
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2016 07:53 AM (pYLBk)
Me, I'd move there, but for various encumbrances, but most people do not have my metabolism.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In. at September 26, 2016 08:07 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at September 26, 2016 08:41 PM (5z7RS)
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