Guy Asking Question of Chelsea Clinton (Who Really Ought to Be Helping Her Deathly Ill Mother Through Her Period of Crisis) but First Apologizes for Being a Man

Seems to me that he's apologizing for something for which there is absolutely no evidence for.

“Well, first off, I’d like to state that this is a great idea,” the questioner continued. “Sorry that the first person to get the mic is a man.”
“I do apologize for that. I do think it’s important to encourage women’s voices in every aspect of life.”

You know who's not sorry? The actual man providing this salad-boy's girlfriend with sexual release of the kind she's only read about in Harlequin romances.

Dear Sissies

When your girlfriends and wives wind up delivering babies that seem stronger and smarter than you -- You're welcome. Kid might even have fruitful employment one day.

Posted by: Ace at 12:54 PM

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1 First on a trans thread!

Posted by: The deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 14, 2016 12:54 PM (FvnN9)

2 st

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 14, 2016 12:54 PM (jsWA8)

3 And I apologize for being a man and being first to the first. I shall fetch the "others".

Posted by: The deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 14, 2016 12:55 PM (FvnN9)

4 O. M. G.

You PoooSeeeeee!!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 14, 2016 12:56 PM (NpXoL)

5 Seems to me that he's apologizing for something for which there is absolutely no evidence for.

Now that's some first class snark there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 14, 2016 12:56 PM (mpXpK)

6 I weep for my country but not like a sissy.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 14, 2016 12:56 PM (XtAzU)

7 At least, I think it's a trans thread. Only a trans or cuck or whatever would say things like that. Pajama Boy material.

Posted by: The deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 14, 2016 12:56 PM (FvnN9)

8 Is there any wonder why Chelsea's husband looks miserable every time we see him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 12:57 PM (1ZOkK)

9 Now a days you have to apologize for being a man, white , and an American.

I'd last 5 minutes in college today before being expelled or jailed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2016 12:57 PM (Ozsfq)

10 Did her mother ever apologize for attacking her father's rape victims. Would be a lengthy apology.

Posted by: ejo at September 14, 2016 12:57 PM (il4FI)

11 Sad !

Posted by: deplorable_sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2016 12:57 PM (Z8DIA)

12 probably sits to pee

Posted by: E.T. at September 14, 2016 12:58 PM (c+7Ko)

13 I do apologize for that. I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life.

Yeah. "Mustard or mayo on your sammich?"

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 12:58 PM (cHbIE)

14 Ace, Ace, Ace....

He just meant women's voices. Literally.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2016 12:58 PM (B+qrE)

15 Yeah, I have no issues at all, not a one, not even a smidgen of a scintilla of a neuron firing of a concern, about males being trained like dogs that they must apologize for speaking before a woman does.

I mean, it's not like there's human history and, you know, human current events, where an entire gender is told that they must never speak first and must always genuflect to the other gender and there's no possible problems with that view point.

Not. A. One.

Let's see there's Insty's thing that a study can come out however it does as long as it makes women look better and the Onion's Women Now Empowered By Everything They Do.

Just mentioning that. No reason, really.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 12:58 PM (mf5HN)

16 At least he powered through that question. So that's something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 12:59 PM (1ZOkK)

17 I'd demand this guy surrender his Man Card, but it's a forgery.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 14, 2016 12:59 PM (KXpDJ)

18 This is the same guy who pee's while sitting down.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 14, 2016 12:59 PM (NpXoL)

19 At that point I'd hop off the stage and Gibbs-smack him upside the head.

Rule 6: "Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness."

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 14, 2016 12:59 PM (ar2KI)

20 that dude aint giving his bitch the deep dicking she deserves

Posted by: the dude at September 14, 2016 12:59 PM (SyKbw)

21 I'll apologize for being a man, but first...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 14, 2016 12:59 PM (oV6Oc)

22 Oh, AtC is here.

*looks around for tubal to see if he'll fess up for comment in earlier thread*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:00 PM (1ZOkK)

23 Oh, and one more time--tell me she's not Web Hubbell's kid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2016 01:00 PM (B+qrE)

24 You know, given all the supposed privileges of being a man and the patriarchy, in today's day and age, men seem to have to do a lot of groveling for no other reason than they have a penis.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 14, 2016 01:00 PM (KUaJL)

25 This is a guy who begs for sex, and then cries during and after.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:00 PM (1ZOkK)

26 Oh, AtC is here.

*looks around for tubal to see if he'll fess up for comment in earlier thread*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:00 PM (1ZOkK)

O RLY?

*wanders down to the earlier thread*

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:01 PM (mf5HN)

27 First off, I apologize for being a man. Wait, what?

Posted by: Chcuck Norris at September 14, 2016 01:01 PM (vtcmf)

28 Uhhh, he could have passed the mic to a chick.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 14, 2016 01:01 PM (dZ756)

29 Oh my gash, Twat was I thinking? I cunt believe I said that.

I HATE MY DICK AND BALLS!!!

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:01 PM (k0G44)

30 probably sits to pee
Posted by: E.T. at September 14, 2016 12:58 PM (c+7Ko)

There must be a polysyllabic German word that makes that sound better than it is.

.....

Ah....yes. Sitzpinkeln

Nope. Doesn't sound better. I think "pussy" still covers it well.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 14, 2016 01:01 PM (51PdX)

31 pfffffft. What a wimp.

Posted by: Cocoa-sipping Footie boy at September 14, 2016 01:01 PM (3e8zv)

32 Next up, I apologize for my white privilege and my intact family with all the advantage it provided.

Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2016 01:01 PM (/O5Ax)

33 Psst. AtC. It was in the art thread. It may have involved you in a coach pulled by spiders.

*ambles off*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:01 PM (1ZOkK)

34 Hmm, yeah, I'll bet there isn't a single Gibbs Rule that this oxygen-thief isn't violating.

Posted by: deplorable_sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (Z8DIA)

35 girlfriend with sexual release of the kind she's only read about in Harlequin romances.

*****

Sex is great, but there is no sex comparable to the sexual release in a trashy novel. Especially, the first mind blowing, earth shaking, sweating, hours long, electifying orgasm the woman has within seconds of losing her virginity which also, apparently gratifies the hero who overcomes his tragic flaw to provide constant and consistent pleasure.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (09Ay7)

36 Paolo approves.

Posted by: Paolo at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (/O5Ax)

37 OK, this seems to be the very definition of a fag.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (7ZVPa)

38 If it helps any, I have a tampon in my butt. To make things, you know... fair.

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (k0G44)

39 Kid might even have fruitful employment one day.

************

He could have the strength to squat and blog at the same time!!!!1

Posted by: Dick Milhouse at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (fi5nC)

40 No need to apologize, BITCH!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (qJhUV)

41 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (uPt3V)

42 Hekawi not happy with POS obama campaigning for shillery on taxpayer dime.

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (22uju)

43 "I do apologize for that. I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life."

Yeah, we need to encourage feminists to speak up, because they're so quiet and meek and all.

Sorry, Bucky, you're still not getting any.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (SRKgf)

44 G-d help us if there's ever a draft.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (1ZOkK)

45 You got black diamonds all up in your jam still.

Posted by: Dick Milhouse at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (fi5nC)

46 "So I'll just hand this mic over to the first woman I see"
...
....
.....
"Nah, I'll just say words and then ask my question anyways, because I'm immune to actually acting on my beliefs"

Posted by: Memories at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (mwcEF)

47 If it helps any, I have a tampon in my butt.

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String break??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

48 Remember folks "cuckold" is a calumny, but a fitting one for people like this newsie and failure theater Republicans.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (SzZnW)

49 I'm just going to take a knee on this one.

Posted by: Al Leppo at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (vmsda)

50 It's sad what a millennial has to do to get laid these days.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (1ISKN)

51 Sad for Hillary that her husband and daughter don't seem concerned about her.

Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:04 PM (1ZOkK)

52 My girlfriend pees in the shower. Helps me get the shampoo out of my hair.

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:04 PM (k0G44)

53 So my husband forgets to cover his face and walk three steps back to my left, is that a problem? Can I beat him with a box of maxi pads?

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:04 PM (09Ay7)

54 8
Is there any wonder why Chelsea's husband looks miserable every time we see him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 12:57 PM (1ZOkK)

Maybe because he knows, and everyone else knows, that his supposed "hedge fund" is just a vehicle for Clinton graft. As in, you "invest" in this fund that, whether it makes money or not, pays Chelsea's husband a "management fee" sufficient to pay the mortgage on Chelsea's apartment. Sort of like how the rent we pay for the Secret Service office at Chappaqua is approximately equal to the Clintons' mortgage (that they got while they were supposedly dead broke). These people are unusually gifted grifters. It's an art form. Mr. Chelsea is just window dressing.

Posted by: Zippy at September 14, 2016 01:04 PM (0oKqp)

55 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Gamer at September 14, 2016 01:04 PM (oV6Oc)

56 I want to apologize to women for this... person... for claiming to be a man.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be drinking whiskey in the den, and I shall be awaiting your presence to ravish you repeatedly on this bear skin rug I killed with a Swiss Army knife and spool of dental floss.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:04 PM (t06LC)

57 My quickly growing throbbing maleness apologizes.

Posted by: Fabio at September 14, 2016 01:04 PM (OZmbA)

58 15 Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 12:58 PM (mf5HN)

We're on it here thanks for the update!~

//Japanese Man Screwing a Blender

Posted by: sven10077 at September 14, 2016 01:04 PM (SzZnW)

59 *nominates 52 as possible threadwinner*

Posted by: deplorable_sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (Z8DIA)

60 G-d help us if there's ever a draft.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (1ZOkK)

Well, for actual dudes that will be fine, because once all the hawt chicks see these tools run away, there will be more....ummm....you know....supply...for the rest of us.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (51PdX)

61 This is a guy who begs for sex, and then cries during and after.

Being the bottom rarely works for guys. Either you are getting screwed, or you are fvcking up.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (cHbIE)

62 He has nothing to apologize for... He's no Man...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (O2RFr)

63 *wanders back in from prior threads*

All y'all are fortunate that I am at peace and one with the Universe and have embraced the healing power of calmness and serenity.

Yup.

Namaste.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (mf5HN)

64 50 It's sad what a millennial has to do to get laid these days.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (1ISKN)

I assure you. He's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (t06LC)

65 "I do apologize for that. I do think its important to encourage womens voices in every aspect of life"

On what planet does pajama boy live that this isn't the case?

Posted by: Ripley at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (1BQGO)

66 35, Sex is great, but there is no sex comparable to the
sexual release in a trashy novel. Especially, the first mind blowing,
earth shaking, sweating, hours long, electifying orgasm the woman has
within seconds of losing her virginity which also, apparently gratifies
the hero who overcomes his tragic flaw to provide constant and
consistent pleasure.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (09Ay7)
Yup; these novels set up women for disappointment that's for sure.

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)

67 Back in the black and white days of my youth, we insulted the less athletic/macho boys by calling them 'Fem'.

These days, it might actually be taken as a compliment by some of them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (7ZVPa)

68 When your girlfriends and wives wind up delivering babies that seem stronger and smarter than you

If the wife/girlfriend is Chelsea, forgive me for keeping my seed to myself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Deplorably at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (jxbfJ)

69 G-d help us if there's ever a draft.

We'll lose the next war too quickly.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (B+qrE)

70
Y'know, beta (really, omega) males' testes should be removed post haste and tossed out with slaughter yard offal. T'would be a pity if they reproduced (probably a miracle, too, but we can't risk that happening).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (BK3ZS)

71 Mentally, it calls to mind an image of The Ponytail guy. Anyone remember him? 1992, second Presidential debate. He was 'selected' as a questioner, and (presumably with a trembling lip) asked this:

PONYTAIL GUY: "The focus of my work as a domestic mediator is meeting the needs of the children that I work with, by way of their parents, and not the wants of their parents. And I ask the three of you, how can we, as symbolically the children of the future president, expect the two of you, the three of you to meet our needs?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (9mTYi)

72
If it helps any, I have a tampon in my butt.

-------

String break??

Posted by: fixerupper

I went to Lesbos for Spring Break! Got the shit beat out of me! It was great!

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (k0G44)

73 Namaste.

Oh shit, run!

Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (/O5Ax)

74 Ahhh, the wind is whipping up here. Funny my local forecasters have barely mentioned TS Julia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (1ZOkK)

75 Years of brain washing on display there

Posted by: Yo! at September 14, 2016 01:07 PM (uPt3V)

76 If anyone deserves public shaming...its this choat. Does it have a twitter handle.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 14, 2016 01:07 PM (NpXoL)

77 74 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (1ZOkK)

Well evidently Julia is pissed at the world if she went from Obama Sycophant to Tropical Storm.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 14, 2016 01:07 PM (SzZnW)

78 I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life.

---

Like the first wave at Normandy?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2016 01:07 PM (h/uSM)

79 My starfish hurts.

Posted by: Trigglypuff has the mic at September 14, 2016 01:07 PM (vtcmf)

80
Is there any wonder why Chelsea's husband looks miserable every time we see him?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 12:57 PM (1ZOkK)

I'm willing to bet that she goads him mercilessly about how poorly his instruments perform. Financial instruments, that is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (BK3ZS)

81 Also, Jane, what are we going to call our roller derby team?

The Deplorablettes?

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (mf5HN)

82 "I do apologize for that. I do think its important to encourage womens voices in every aspect of life"

On what planet does pajama boy live that this isn't the case?

Posted by: Ripley at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (1BQGO)

The white, Christian, Republican patriarchy that controls every aspect of life and keeps womyn bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen. But brave womyn, peoples of color, gays must power through that. Haven't you been keeping up with the propaganda, comrade?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (493sH)

83 Did Chelsea Chelsea extend her hand for him to kiss the ring as well?

Posted by: dananjcon at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (NpXoL)

84 I am sorry Chelsea for being so mean today, but my Jimbo is sore and hurts and question to you is: "What is your and your mother's favorite color for Kotex and Tampons? Please do not take offense to my question please ...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (NuElX)

85 " Sex is great, but there is no sex comparable to the

sexual release in a trashy novel. Especially, the first mind blowing,

earth shaking, sweating, hours long, electifying orgasm the woman has

within seconds of losing her virginity which also, apparently gratifies

the hero who overcomes his tragic flaw to provide constant and

consistent pleasure."

I need a cigarette.

Posted by: Reader at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (oV6Oc)

86 Man
There are some hot women in North Dakota

Posted by: Yo! at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (uPt3V)

87 G-d help us if there's ever a draft.

Remember that fat guy in Full metal Jacket in the bathroom stall. There would be a national culling.

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (k0G44)

88 I find it funny that "he" apologized, and then mansplained why "he" was apologizing.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (KXpDJ)

89 forecasters have barely mentioned TS Julia.
Posted by: Jane
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Difficult to do when you are not allowed to use pronouns 'she' or 'her'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (9mTYi)

90 I do think its important to encourage womens voices in every aspect of life.

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HARCOURT. HARCOURT FENTON MUDD!!!!

What have you been up to? Nothing good... Im sure. Well... let me tell you... you lazy... good-for-nothing.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

91 81
Also, Jane, what are we going to call our roller derby team?

The Deplorablettes?

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:08 PM (mf5HN)

Excellent idea. We'll need costumes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (1ZOkK)

92 Yes Mistress, thankyou for letting me take out the ball gag....

Posted by: Metro Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (qf6WZ)

93 What was the twitter handle Ace was using for the dude who was stooping everyones wife?

"If your wife delivers you children who are bigger and stronger then you, thank (Whatever his name is).

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (J+eG2)

94 I do apologize for that. I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life.

I'll take "Things !Jeb Would Be Saying If He Were The Nominee" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (X6fMO)

95 Man bun?

Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (r65B3)

96 50 It's sad what a millennial has to do to get laid these days.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2016 01:03 PM (1ISKN)

I assure you. He's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:05 PM (t06LC)

***************

They're all doing it wrong now. See Japan.

Wait...you don't want to know what Dick's seen.

Posted by: Dick Milhouse at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (fi5nC)

97 "Is there any wonder why Chelsea's husband looks miserable every time we see him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable"

May he has realized once you join the Mafia it is for life... and they always need something?

Posted by: Ripley at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (1BQGO)

98 Any woman who needs a pussy like this to "encourage" her "voice" is not only not much of a woman, but she's not much of a person.

Hey bitches and chicks, what are you STILL complaining about? What?

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (09Ay7)

99 Taken in the context of everything else that is going on, this isn't weird at all. Seriously. Not weird at all. Totally in keeping with the times.

I love the smell of fundamental change in the morning.

But I'm curious...

Do you suppose that all of this utterly insane shit is happening because we are all stupid already, or is this something designed to make all of us who aren't stupid yet, stupid?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (4ng05)

100 Now, wouldn't it have been awesome if he'd actually said that sarcastically?

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (ybmra)

101 76 If anyone deserves public shaming...its this choat. Does it have a twitter handle.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 14, 2016 01:07 PM (NpXoL)

Yes. #peggingmancuckysubmissive

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (t06LC)

102 93 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (J+eG2)

Raul the Brazilian Pool Boy

Posted by: sven10077 at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (SzZnW)

103 >>>I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life.

Like at 3:30 AM screaming drunk in the yard burning your clothes?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (64GmR)

104 He should apologize for breathing and self identifying as a man.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (+YTl9)

105 You laugh, but this is what the neo-marxist self-critique looks like.

Already the dominant culture at many universities.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (V3IFq)

106 Is Ace up to twenty squats yet?

Posted by: Dick Milhouse at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (fi5nC)

107 This fellow seems not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (vzhRo)

108 I was sorry, but then I did something about it.

Posted by: Blaire White at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (iFgwk)

109 This is On Topic because it's manly.

Hallie Jackson is wearing a see-through shirt. The teddie underneath it is opaque so you can't see the good bits, but it's still a nice touch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (mgbwf)

110 Yup; these novels set up women for disappointment that's for sure.

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)

Just as prOn sets men up for disappointment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (X6fMO)

111 Excellent idea. We'll need costumes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (1ZOkK)

Might I suggest, http://www.laperla.com/us/ ?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (51PdX)

112 >>>78 I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life.

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Like the first wave at Normandy?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2016 01:07 PM (h/uSM)

Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Bob at the IRS at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (/4GEs)

113 For the love of God, we need to commission a flying squad of 'ettes to respond to douchebags like this with a solid round of smacks across the chops.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

114 Jan and AlexTC Roller Derby.

The Deplorablettes!

Where every skate has notes of support for the Military!

Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (r65B3)

115
PONYTAIL GUY: "The focus of my work as a domestic mediator is meeting the needs of the children that I work with, by way of their parents, and not the wants of their parents. And I ask the three of you, how can we, as symbolically the children of the future president, expect the two of you, the three of you to meet our needs?"

And no one on that stage, no one(!), gave him the answer he deserved --

WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU MAN UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN, LOSER?

My lividity upon hearing that question and the resulting exchange was epic.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (BK3ZS)

116 "Raul the Brazilian Pool Boy"

Nope, something else that as soon as Ace puts it up, I'll go THATS THE NAME!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (J+eG2)

117 78 I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life.

---

Like the first wave at Normandy?

Guadalcanal. Midway.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (cHbIE)

118 Do you suppose that all of this utterly insane shit is happening because we are all stupid already,

Idiocracy come to pass...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

119 Ace might be able rock Hillary in her van---soon.

Posted by: Dick Milhouse at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (fi5nC)

120 So I guess this guy is following the advice of what a lesbian women's studies professor told him would make him attractive to women? A man that sits down to pee.

White Knighting makes me sick when I see it.

Posted by: Maritime at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (RbF5Z)

121 Do you suppose that all of this utterly insane shit is happening because we are all stupid already, or is this something designed to make all of us who aren't stupid yet, stupid?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (4ng05)

CHEMTRAILS!!!! IT'S TEH CHEMTRAILS!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (51PdX)

122 Every aspect of life... wut?

Posted by: The Deplorable RedneckBitterClinger at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (DaDYr)

123 >>
May he has realized once you join the Mafia it is for life... and they always need something?
Posted by: Ripley

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Posted by: Chelsea's husband at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (OZmbA)

124 anyway, so my question is, do you think i'm an autumn?

Posted by: man at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (h/uSM)

125 Do you suppose that all of this utterly insane shit is happening because we are all stupid already, or is this something designed to make all of us who aren't stupid yet, stupid?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (4ng05)

The healing power of and.

By the by, this is why I get peeved when people use cisgendered even as a joke. Nope, don't even accept a mocking usage of it. Same with xir and whatever though I am not giving up Darth Sugartits.

Don't accept that the idea behind it is even worth mocking. The cis stuff. Not The Rack.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (mf5HN)

126 May he has realized once you join the Mafia it is for life... and they always need something?
Posted by: Ripley
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We prefer to think of it as 'Asking a favor'.

Posted by: The Black Hand at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (9mTYi)

127 *shows video on commercial*

Voiceover: Now that's someone who belongs in a basket of deplorables!

Posted by: I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (87y4e)

128
For the love of God, we need to commission a flying squad of 'ettes to respond to douchebags like this with a solid round of smacks across the chops.

Throat and dick punching, to be administered with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (BK3ZS)

129 Yup; these novels set up women for disappointment that's for sure.

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)

Just as prOn sets men up for disappointment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (X6fMO)

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Hey.... Ill just let you know that when it comes down to it, you really cant depend on ANYBODY but yourself.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

130 Like the first wave at Normandy?

Guadalcanal. Midway.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (cHbIE)

Tarawa.

Posted by: Zippy at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (0oKqp)

131 Nobody loves the ladies more than I do. Which is why, when it comes to encouraging their voices, frankly, it seems rather condescending to do so... except when it comes to sexing them up! With me.

Otherwise, what the heck do they need MY encouragement for? As a male heterosexual, I mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (TOk1P)

132 >>>94 I do apologize for that. I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life.

I'll take "Things !Jeb Would Be Saying If He Were The Nominee" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2016 01:09 PM (X6fMO)

I LOL'ed a whole bunch.

Posted by: Bob at the IRS at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (/4GEs)

133 A soul-replenishment moment (SFW - imdb.com)

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/gq4mma7

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (JBggj)

134 Leave Raul the Pool Boy alone!

Posted by: Hairy Reid at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (22uju)

135 White Knighting makes me sick when I see it.

Posted by: Maritime at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (RbF5Z)

Racist, Crusades, trigger warnings!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (493sH)

136 128

For the love of God, we need to commission a flying squad of 'ettes
to respond to douchebags like this with a solid round of smacks across
the chops.

Throat and dick punching, to be administered with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (BK3ZS)--------------------------
*volunteers*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (1ZOkK)

137 "Raul the Brazilian Pool Boy"

Nope, something else that as soon as Ace puts it up, I'll go THATS THE NAME!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (J+eG2)

**********

Pablo...something.

Posted by: Dick Milhouse at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (fi5nC)

138 I was nutless from the jump.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (FXW24)

139 Oh, and one more time--tell me she's not Web Hubbell's kid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2016 01:00 PM (B+qrE)

Yep. Usually when you see mouths like theirs, they have a hook in 'em.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (v5iqM)

140 Paolo

Posted by: Yo! at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (uPt3V)

141 I refuse to go look. What did I miss in the earlier threads?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (B+qrE)

142 You know who mocks "feminist boyfriends" the most?

Yeah, feminists.

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

143 Don't accept that the idea behind it is even worth mocking. The cis stuff. Not The Rack.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (mf5HN)

I would never mock the rack.

Jus sayin

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (51PdX)

144 Do you think it drives Chelsea Clinton insane how much hotter (and intelligent) Ivanka Trump is?

Posted by: Maritime at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (RbF5Z)

145 If we're going to do collective guilt, I do have some grievances that need to be included in any accounting.

Posted by: x at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (nFwvY)

146 What was the twitter handle Ace was using for the dude who was stooping everyones wife?

"If your wife delivers you children who are bigger and stronger then you, thank

Paolo.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (cHbIE)

147 Is that why there is so much of this "trans" stuff? Because men are ashamed/afraid of being men in this Dem instituted female centric society?

And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished? There's all the fantasy stuff in movies, but in actual history, I don't recall any matriarchal society being stronger/dominant over male/patriarchal societies. Can the Horde chime in on this? I know there are some excellent historians out there.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (VnCI9)

148 G-d help us if there's ever a draft.

---

I'll take Ryan Lochte to win dancing with the stars!

Posted by: guy asking question at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (h/uSM)

149 Guadalcanal. Midway.
Posted by: Deplorable
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AP - Very few Americans have visited Midway.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (9mTYi)

150 "designed to make all of us who aren't stupid yet, stupid".

The existence of the the Horde shows that stupidity is still not universal.

"In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is...in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to."
- Theodore Dalrymple

Posted by: deplorable_sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (Z8DIA)

151 Nope, something else that as soon as Ace puts it up, I'll go THATS THE NAME!!

Paolo ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (RKJF2)

152 144 Do you think it drives Chelsea Clinton insane how much hotter (and intelligent) Ivanka Trump is?

Nah, she's too stupid to notice...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 14, 2016 01:14 PM (O2RFr)

153 Did Chelsea Chelsea extend her hand for him to kiss the ring as well?

No, but she did autograph his girlfriend's strap on.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 14, 2016 01:14 PM (qJhUV)

154 Paolo is Italian for Paul

Posted by: Yo! at September 14, 2016 01:14 PM (uPt3V)

155 Might I suggest, http://www.laperla.com/us/ ?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 14, 2016 01:10 PM (51PdX)

You had me at La Perla.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:14 PM (mf5HN)

156 146 Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (cHbIE)

THAT WAS IT.

Paolo the Brazilian Pool Boy

Posted by: sven10077 at September 14, 2016 01:14 PM (SzZnW)

157 Paolo.

Sometimes misspelled as Paulo. Paulo is Brazilian, Paolo is Italian.

Details matter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:14 PM (mgbwf)

158 Let's see there's Insty's thing that a study can come out however it does as long as it makes women look better and the Onion's Women Now Empowered By Everything They Do.

Just mentioning that. No reason, really.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 12:58 PM (mf5HN)

I thought that was Althouse?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 14, 2016 01:14 PM (FYrz1)

159 Paolo

Yes...THAT'S THE NAME.

Talk about crossing the memes.
With the Horde, this could be epic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:15 PM (J+eG2)

160 Now a days you have to apologize for being a man, white , and an American.

I'd last 5 minutes in college today before being expelled or jailed

Posted by: Nevergiveup
****

5 minutes? You damned liberal.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at September 14, 2016 01:15 PM (m3iiU)

161 Do you think it drives Chelsea Clinton insane how much hotter (and intelligent) Ivanka Trump is?

Posted by: Maritime at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (RbF5Z)

I'm sure in her twisted mind she thinks the opposite.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2016 01:15 PM (493sH)

162 "Oh, gosh, you called me ma'am."

Yes, Chelsea. We all know his type should use the appellation, "Ol' Miss," with you.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2016 01:15 PM (vg8iE)

163 I would never mock the rack.

Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion
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Yup. 'Tits are not calm' is not a good state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:15 PM (9mTYi)

164 BTW, how many black *men* are going to see this guy and be turned the F off?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 14, 2016 01:15 PM (dZ756)

165 VIA, it's right there at post 36.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2016 01:16 PM (H5rtT)

166
"If your wife delivers you children who are bigger and stronger then you, thank (Whatever his name is).

* sotto voce *
"That's my cue!"

* out loud *
"Did I ever tell you that my father was a mailman?"

-- John Katschit

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:16 PM (BK3ZS)

167 Call me Pollo.

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:16 PM (k0G44)

168 May he has realized once you join the Mafia it is for life... and they always need something?

--

just don't ask what 'service' Don Hilary assed for...

Posted by: Mr. Chelsea Clinton at September 14, 2016 01:16 PM (h/uSM)

169 Do you think it drives Chelsea Clinton insane how much hotter (and intelligent) Ivanka Trump is?

Posted by: Maritime at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (RbF5Z)

I'm sure in her twisted mind she thinks the opposite.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

I'm not a Palin fan, but I think the biggest problem many liberal women had with her was she was so attractive.

I don't think there would have been near the hate had she been a homely looking.

Posted by: Maritime at September 14, 2016 01:16 PM (RbF5Z)

170 Yup. 'Tits are not calm' is not a good state.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:15 PM (9mTYi)

The tits were angry that day, my friends. Angry like an old man sending back soup in a deli.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (51PdX)

171 girlfriend ?

heh. Let's just say he's not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (rwI+c)

172 This is reminiscent of the ethos of that awesome "Dear Woman" video a few years ago.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (WzlF7)

173 >>May he has realized once you join the Mafia it is for life... and they always need something?

Read what Chelsea did to Bill's close aide, Doug Band (the guy whose consulting co. hired Huma), and tell me this is not a mafia. Chelsea is likely just like her mom.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/prlnp6b

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

174 I grew up and got married in the wrong era.

If you are a normal single guy today - normal testosterone, normal build, etc. - you should have no problem hooking up at all.

Why?

Because of metrosexual losers like this guy.

Posted by: MacGruber at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (FEAjO)

175 Tell the truth, this milquetoast has been ingesting his mother's birth control pills for years, right?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (7ZVPa)

176 Don't accept that the idea behind it is even worth mocking. The cis stuff. Not The Rack.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (mf5HN)

Biology is a bitch. Of course, if they can screw up the rest of science, why not biology?

Maybe this is the scope of what they are doing. Maybe they keep pushed the boundary of ridiculous so far that we will all become exasperated with the overpowering ridiculousness that we check the hell out. What other explanation for this insanity could there be?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (4ng05)

177 >>>Chelsea Clinton (Who Really Ought to Be Helping Her Deathly Ill Mother Through Her Period of Crisis)

This. I am serious, I cannot believe that she is not tending her mom. They are such a screwed-up family.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (/4GEs)

178 Chelsea's never had he rejection a Lena Dunham has. It's been a whole bunch of your perfects and beautifuls her whole life. Ivanka's in the same class, in Chelsea's eyes.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (ybmra)

179 Paolo?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (dbgcV)

180
41 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at September 14, 2016 01:02 PM (uPt3V)

Your pithy remarks never fail to amuse.

Are you related to the Guy Who Shouts "En fuego!" by any chance?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (BK3ZS)

181 Paulo, Paolo, Polo, whatever.

From now on you shall be known as Nancy.

Posted by: The Deplorable RedneckBitterClinger at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (DaDYr)

182 what's the best setting for a sybian?

Posted by: Guy asking at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (h/uSM)

183 Man, I sure wasn't expecting a cuc thread.

Posted by: Monty James at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (gKOMX)

184 An editor for Newsweek Middle East magazine was accused of going on an antisemitic tirade on Twitter last week.

Responding to her pro-Israel critics, the magazine's senior deputy editor Leila Hatoum tweeted "I'm not owned by corporate+ I don't worship the $ nor do i care what Zionists think of me."

She continued her tweets implying that Jews of Ashkenazi descent weren't Semites and were not originally of Jewish descent, writing "I am Semite, unlike most of Zionist cry babies+ I'm a native of this land," adding that "Ashkenazis did not even know where their so-called homeland."

n the past, Hatoum has tweeted other seemingly antisemitic posts, writing in July 2014 that "Hitler's mom was Jewish. Prostitute who gave him an STD was Jewish his GF was Jewish, his dr. was Jewish," the website Israellycool reported.

Lovely ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (Ozsfq)

185
147 Is that why there is so much of this "trans" stuff? Because men are ashamed/afraid of being men in this Dem instituted female centric society?

And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished? There's all the fantasy stuff in movies, but in actual history, I don't recall any matriarchal society being stronger/dominant over male/patriarchal societies. Can the Horde chime in on this? I know there are some excellent historians out there.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (VnCI9)

A few scattered indian tribes is about all I can think of, and most of them died out.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (t06LC)

186 girlfriend ?

heh. Let's just say he's not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

He sups at the bathhouse?
Just a sip of penis?

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (cHbIE)

187 And really man, I'm all for condescending to the ladies, if it's going to get you laid. But listen, you goober, it does you no good to condescend to Chelsea Freakin' Hubbell.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

188 130 Like the first wave at Normandy?

Guadalcanal. Midway.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (cHbIE)

Tarawa.

Posted by: Zippy at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (0oKqp)

Somme

Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (qf6WZ)

189 >>>141 I refuse to go look. What did I miss in the earlier threads?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (B+qrE)

Last couple of threads' comments have been really excellent.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (/4GEs)

190 179 Posted by: redc1c4 at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (dbgcV)

Ace had a bit on Twitter where he would flame Liberal reporters talking about how Paolo the Brazilian Pool Boy was banging your woman....

funny shit, back when had his twatter dancing shoes on.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (SzZnW)

191 "I cannot believe that she is not tending her mom."
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the sooner mom dies, the sooner she takes over...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (dbgcV)

192 what's the best setting for a sybian?
Posted by: Guy asking at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (h/uSM)

Ludicrous speed.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (51PdX)

193 I reckon Hillary is going to appear tomorrow looking refreshed and energetic - thanks to days of fluid IV, spa like treatments and good makeup. She might even do a quick squat or two to demonstrate her good health and vigor.

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (a0IVu)

194 "So here's my question: when I see a broad, should I leg 'er down'n smack 'em, yak 'em, or the other way 'round?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (SRKgf)

195 This incident is actual a VERY common occurrence on college campuses and left-wing protests and events.

White cis males OFTEN "apologize" for speaking out. And with growing frequency, they are NOT FORGIVEN by the dominant victim-class at each event - - which leads to HILARIOUS scenes.

Example that I witnessed personally:

[Black Lives Matter march arrives at destination, microphone is set up for speakers to address the crowd, open to any and all comers.]

White guy takes the mike:

"I know that my White Privilege does not give me the right to speak--"

Heckler: "That's right!"

White fool: "--and, uh, I don't want to silence the more legitimate voice of color here--"

Hecklers: "Then shut up! Who the fuck do you think you are?"

White fool (accelerating frantically toward his virtue-signalling climax): "-- But the settler-colonial oppression of communities of color must be STOPPED! Power to the people! Solidarity!" (Scurries from stage in fear.)

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (jBuUi)

196 If men are supposedly privileged, wouldn't we see more women transiting to men rather than vice versa?

Seems like there are more men becoming women than women becoming men by a high multiple.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (fgOnp)

197 n the past, Hatoum has tweeted other seemingly antisemitic posts, writing in July 2014 that "Hitler's mom was Jewish. Prostitute who gave him an STD was Jewish his GF was Jewish, his dr. was Jewish," the website Israellycool reported.

Lovely ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (Ozsfq)

And not very bright. Since none of that crap is true.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (VnCI9)

198 "When your girlfriends and wives wind up delivering babies that seem stronger and smarter than you..."

Or looking more like Webb Hubbell than you do?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (nFdGS)

199 >>I'm not a Palin fan, but I think the biggest problem many liberal women had with her was she was so attractive.
I don't think there would have been near the hate had she been a homely looking.

Agreed, that was particularly grating to them. Think it was for the Lefty men, too - here was a hot woman who would never give them the time of day; she doesn't need their wimpy white knighting, she's got animals to hunt and babies to pop out.

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

200 Man, I sure wasn't expecting a cuc thread.

Posted by: Monty James at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (gKOMX)

NObody ever expects a cuc thread

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2016 01:20 PM (493sH)

201 Just as prOn sets men up for disappointment.

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only if you stop and have actual sex...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2016 01:20 PM (h/uSM)

202 Footy pajamas are not the proper garb for these males; onesies are.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Fall Special! All Deplorables and Irredeemables 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2016 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

203 Bit torrent hash for the new Guccifer document dump

77DCBD4597CB43F549FD1433D516A696DB30044C

Posted by: Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:20 PM (vl+FO)

204 Women are strong and independent. Also, we should encourage their voices, because they're so weak and dependent.

Posted by: Michael at September 14, 2016 01:20 PM (KClXw)

205 If it helps, I have my little penis tucked up between my butt cheeks. To make it, you know... fair.

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:20 PM (k0G44)

206 Chosin Reservoir.

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2016 01:20 PM (JBggj)

207 Old Ace thread on Paolo:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/358032.php

Posted by: m at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (/4GEs)

208 They are such a screwed-up family.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (/4GEs)

"Family." You misspelled "criminal cabal."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (TOk1P)

209 178 Chelsea's never had he rejection a Lena Dunham has. It's been a whole bunch of your perfects and beautifuls her whole life. Ivanka's in the same class, in Chelsea's eyes.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (ybmra)

Honey? another weekend trip with Dad???

Posted by: Chelsea at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (qf6WZ)

210 And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished?

A few scattered indian tribes is about all I can think of, and most of them died out.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (t06LC)

There's your answer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (SRKgf)

211 do you happen to need a wetnurse?

Posted by: 'man' asking question at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (h/uSM)

212 Odds this "guy" waxes every inch of his body?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (1ZOkK)

213 I still don't understand why they didn't just take the Occido Lumen to Kinko's and make a copy of it.
And Hillary is a monster, a very ill monster, but still a monster.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (4e+hS)

214 She might even do a quick squat or two to demonstrate her good health and vigor.
Posted by: IC at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (a0IVu)

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (Ozsfq)

215 Michelle makes me apologize for being a man, Then she pounds the hell out of me.

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (qJhUV)

216 A few scattered indian tribes is about all I can think of, and most of them died out.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (t06LC)

I's say that proves my point. If the society isn't flourishing, there's a problem with its viability.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (VnCI9)

217 I don't even recognize these people as fellow countrymen anymore.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (WlGX+)

218

180
Nope

Posted by: Yo! at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (uPt3V)

219 One must exercise care when using unfamiliar language. For instance it is one thing to refer to 'Il Papa di Roma', and another to refer to 'La patata
di Roma'. The latter is a real faux pas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (9mTYi)

220 I reckon Hillary is going to appear tomorrow looking refreshed and energetic - thanks to days of fluid IV, spa like treatments and good makeup. She might even do a quick squat or two to demonstrate her good health and vigor.

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (a0IVu)

You forgot bathing in the blood of freshly killed virgins

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2016 01:22 PM (493sH)

221 Agreed, that was particularly grating to them. Think it was for the Lefty men, too - here was a hot woman who would never give them the time of day; she doesn't need their wimpy white knighting, she's got animals to hunt and babies to pop out.

and unlike Hillary, didn't have to sleep her way to the top.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2016 01:22 PM (rwI+c)

222 I saw Chemtrails open for Cage the Elephant in 2006 at the Mercy Lounge.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 14, 2016 01:22 PM (VdICR)

223 And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished?

Britain under Thatcher.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (mgbwf)

224 And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished?

Does Margaret Thatcher's UK count?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (pJeRn)

225 Or looking more like Webb Hubbell than you do?
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (nFdGS)

What are the odds Bill PAID Webb to take one for the team?

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (VnCI9)

226 http://preview.tinyurl.com/prlnp6b
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

----

That was disturbing.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

227 188
130 Like the first wave at Normandy?

Guadalcanal. Midway.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (cHbIE)

Tarawa.

Posted by: Zippy at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (0oKqp)

Somme
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (qf6WZ)

Ia Drang, Khe Sahn, Hue, etc

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (dbgcV)

228 People ... People ...

Look on the bright side. That mewling quim won't be forcing anybody into the camps.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (RKJF2)

229 She might even do a quick ~~squat~~ shart or two to demonstrate her good health and vigor.

Oh, we're not talking about Hillary? Sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (cHbIE)

230 Time to amend the dictionary:

liberal [noun] -- A biological male with micropenis and undescended testicles.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (jBuUi)

231
Yes, yes, I impregnate that sissies wife.

Gracias.

Posted by: Paolo at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (ODxAs)

232 "I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life.

---

well, mostly just the moaning and the screaming 'ooooohhh GOD!!!!'

But not when they are BJ-ing me.

Posted by: Donaldo El Trumpo at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (h/uSM)

233 And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished?

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Bees FTW!

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (7HtZB)

234 These are the topics that I always enjoy returning to from the degrading porn tab I also have open.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (x4zgf)

235 Or looking more like Webb Hubbell than you do?
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (nFdGS)

What are the odds Bill PAID Webb to take one for the team?
Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (VnCI9)

Rock, paper, scissors & Webb lost.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (cHbIE)

236 187
And really man, I'm all for condescending to the ladies, if it's
going to get you laid. But listen, you goober, it does you no good
to condescend to Chelsea Freakin' Hubbell.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (TOk1P)
There just isn't enough alcohol or Viagra to make Chelsea Hubbell Clinton a viable consort.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Deplorably at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)

237 If I had a son, he would look nothing like this sissy reporter.

Posted by: Paolo the Deplorable Brazilian Pool Boy at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (oV6Oc)

238
But not when they are BJ-ing me.

Why are there words coming out of your mouth?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (BK3ZS)

239 People ... People ...

Look on the bright side. That mewling quim won't be forcing anybody into the camps.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (RKJF2)

Melissa Click will be calling in some muscle to take care of that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (493sH)

240 216 A few scattered indian tribes is about all I can think of, and most of them died out.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:18 PM (t06LC)

I's say that proves my point. If the society isn't flourishing, there's a problem with its viability.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:21 PM (VnCI9)

I agree. They don't exist for a reason. The world is a violent place, and women are far too valuable to waste on dangerous things like hunting and protection.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (t06LC)

241 "People ... People ...

Look on the bright side. That mewling quim won't be forcing anybody into the camps."

They hated Sarah Palin

They hated her because on any given day, she could beat their asses in any traditional manly endeavor.

Probably including pissing her name into a snow bank.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (J+eG2)

242 The U.K. Isn't a matriarchal society, just had a few good female rulers. So don't count IMO.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (ybmra)

243 I think Hillary's "debut" tomorrow would be a perfect time for some Wikileaks.....

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (O2RFr)

244 There's a verb for what this guy did:

To self-cuck.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (jBuUi)

245 "I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life."

I also think it's important to stop baby seals from being clubbed to death.

And to rescue baby birds that fall out of nests and lots of other things that would require my interaction to happen. Like, you know... women speaking and all that.

"Speak, little woman person, you can do it! Look at you! I heard that!" are some of my favorite things to say.

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (k0G44)

246 Back in the black and white days of my youth, we insulted the less athletic/macho boys by calling them 'Fem'.

fag, fem, spaz, tard, wuss, and since I grew up in an Italian hood, stunad and fanook

several of those are BadThink now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 01:26 PM (WlGX+)

247 236 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Deplorably at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)

The dosage of Viagra needed has well death as a side effect.....

//The Pfizer Life Guard

Posted by: sven10077 at September 14, 2016 01:26 PM (SzZnW)

248 236
187

And really man, I'm all for condescending to the ladies, if it's

going to get you laid. But listen, you goober, it does you no good

to condescend to Chelsea Freakin' Hubbell.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:19 PM (TOk1P)
There just isn't enough alcohol or Viagra to make Chelsea Hubbell Clinton a viable consort.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Deplorably at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)

For crying out loud, she's developing "Bingo Wings" already.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Deplorably at September 14, 2016 01:26 PM (jxbfJ)

249 They hated Sarah Palin

They hated her because on any given day, she could beat their asses in any traditional manly endeavor.

Probably including pissing her name into a snow bank.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (J+eG2)

brb

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2016 01:26 PM (7HtZB)

250 And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished?
------

Black Widows

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:26 PM (9mTYi)

251 But not when they are BJ-ing me.

Posted by: Donaldo El Trumpo at September 14, 2016 01:24 PM (h/uSM)

Well that's just good manners, that is. Don't make the lady use her mouth for two things at once.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:26 PM (TOk1P)

252 fag, fem, spaz, tard, wuss, and since I grew up in an Italian hood, stunad and fanook

My Mother always used to say pantywaist....

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 14, 2016 01:27 PM (O2RFr)

253 >>And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished?

Themyscira.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2016 01:27 PM (4e+hS)

254 I'd venture to guess that even the most man-hating feminist would listen to this "guy" and feel nothing but contempt.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2016 01:27 PM (7ZVPa)

255 223- But would that be considered matriarchal? Thatcher took over a government originally created by men, and ran the hell out of it, far better than the liberal men. She didn't pull the "I'm a woman, hear me roar" garbage, she simply did her job really, really well.

I suppose that's technical. But I guess I'm considering a matriarchal society to be one in which women are in charge, all the time. It kinda works in individual families-although divorce rate would argue against that as well.

I'm not dissing my own gender, so much as I am dissing the stupid women who hate men and blame them for everything wrong in their lives. I like men. I enjoy their company, and camaraderie, and I love the heck out of the one I married and the one I bore.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:27 PM (VnCI9)

256 Now, pissing your name in a snow bank is one area where woman will never be equal to men.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 01:27 PM (WlGX+)

257 Back in the black and white days of my youth, we insulted the less athletic/macho boys by calling them 'Fem'.

-----

..."heifer" was a favorite colloquialism of the upper classmen.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2016 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

258 Chelsea gave a speech her @ Penn State. $500/ ticket. Obtuse much?

Posted by: Zombie Joe Paterno at September 14, 2016 01:27 PM (FXW24)

259 Salimis, marathon

Posted by: Yo! at September 14, 2016 01:28 PM (uPt3V)

260 Are we considering the kitchen a country?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2016 01:28 PM (4e+hS)

261 Do liberal women read romance noels with Nancy Boys like this on the cover?

No, they are called Bodice Rippers because while they profess a desire for man who sits to pee, they fantasize about true adventure.

Not rape.
Not talking about rape at all.

Real men who will chop wood, feed the family, and change a tire in the rain.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:28 PM (J+eG2)

262 Well that's just good manners, that is. Don't make the lady use her mouth for two things at once.

Like keeping your weight on your elbows. Just common courtesy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:28 PM (RKJF2)

263 >>and unlike Hillary, didn't have to sleep her way to the top.

Self-sufficient.
Conservative women (like conservative men) understand that they are responsible for their well-being; we are not "Julia."

This beta-male thinks the women there need him to help them speak for themselves, for Pete's sake. They whit knight in the most pathetic manner - claiming to "take care" of women (march for abortion, let them pay the bill, provide free tampons and birth control) while not wanting to actually take care of women in the traditional manner - marry, be the breadwinner, protect them and the children, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at September 14, 2016 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

264 Call me cynical, but all this bs about Hillary bing very well qualified-it was set up. There are no doubt men who feel they need to apologize for asking a question about womens' eduction but its too pat and predictable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:29 PM (EnGQE)

265 224 And what matriarchal societies have ever truly flourished?
Does Margaret Thatcher's UK count?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (pJeRn)

No. The leader might have been a woman, but the society itself was not matriarchal. Britain then was much less matriarchal than the US was, or certainly now is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:29 PM (SRKgf)

266 I love the heck out of the one I married and the one I bore.

Oh you don't bore him. He's just at that age where he can't acknowledge Mom's love.

(yes I know what you meant and I did that on purpose).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:29 PM (mgbwf)

267 Engage AutoPaolo !

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2016 01:29 PM (3wzsT)

268 261
Do liberal women read romance noels with Nancy Boys like this on the cover?

No, they are called Bodice Rippers because while they profess a
desire for man who sits to pee, they fantasize about true adventure.

Not rape.

Not talking about rape at all.

Real men who will chop wood, feed the family, and change a tire in the rain.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:28 PM (J+eG2)

And the spanking. Do not forget the spanking.

Posted by: Paolo the Deplorable Brazilian Pool Boy at September 14, 2016 01:30 PM (oV6Oc)

269 "Now, pissing your name in a snow bank is one area where woman will never be equal to men. "

Are you talking real men, or these simpering skinny jean wearing emoters?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:30 PM (J+eG2)

270
They white knight in the most pathetic manner - claiming to "take care" of women (march for abortion, let them pay the bill, provide free tampons and birth control) while not wanting to actually take care of women in the traditional manner - marry, be the breadwinner, protect them and the children, etc.

To be fair, they have to work on keeping their pipe stem legs spindly and rearranging their man buns.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:30 PM (BK3ZS)

271 They whit knight in the most pathetic manner - claiming to "take care" of women (march for abortion, let them pay the bill, provide free tampons and birth control) while not wanting to actually take care of women in the traditional manner - marry, be the breadwinner, protect them and the children, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at September 14, 2016 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

My impression is that most women prefer the traditional manner, the evidence for which being romantic novels for women. Presumably those writing and publishing those novels know their market.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:30 PM (SRKgf)

272 First, I want to apologize for being a man.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at September 14, 2016 01:30 PM (oiNtH)

273 the sooner mom dies, the sooner she takes over...

I can see her pulling a "vote for me, I'm an orphan" routine after her parents waddle off into the afterlife.

Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (/O5Ax)

274 Are you talking real men, or these simpering skinny jean wearing emoters?

Real men. Those betas sit to pee, so they don't count.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (WlGX+)

275 Paulo, Paulo, Paulo...all day long from you people. Seriously you guys, what am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Raul at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (22uju)

276 The reason why liberal women like their anal a little rough from their conservative lovers is that they know whatever happens, they are going to give it twice as bad to their liberal husband.

As they say while getting dressed "time to buy a bigger strap-on".

Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (Zs4uk)

277 And.....the spanking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (J+eG2)

278 "You know who's not sorry? The actual man providing this salad-boy's girlfriend with sexual release of the kind she's only read about in Harlequin romances.

Dear Sissies

When your girlfriends and wives wind up delivering babies that seem stronger and smarter than you -- You're welcome. Kid might even have fruitful employment one day."

Once again, come to the Blog for the Smart Military Commentary, stay for the Weapons Grade Snark.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (CS7jF)

279 I'm a man, but I can change, If I have to, I guess.

- Red Green

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (Nwg0u)

280 256
Now, pissing your name in a snow bank is one area where woman will never be equal to men.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 01:27 PM (WlGX+)

Old joke, the punch line of which is, "Mr. President, we have bad news. It's Vice President Gore's urine. We have more bad news. It's in Mrs. Clinton's handwriting."

Posted by: Zippy at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (0oKqp)

281 275 Posted by: Raul at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (22uju)

Try being just an average Joao mi ami.

//Joao the Gardener

Posted by: sven10077 at September 14, 2016 01:32 PM (SzZnW)

282 269 "Now, pissing your name in a snow bank is one area where woman will never be equal to men. "

Surprised a stencil hasn't been marketed yet for that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:32 PM (RKJF2)

283 You know, it seems to me that the only COMPLETE form of apology for male privilege is for the man-bun types to castrate themselves. Castrati for Feminism and all that. This "guy" can go first.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 14, 2016 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

284 Just saw an email from Colin Powell talking about the Clinton's in 2014. One sentence alluded to Bubba "still dicking bimbos at home..."

He states in the email that he is a supporter of Hillary just before he trashes her for her possessing "unbridled ambition, greedy and not transformational".

Faint praise, I guess.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 14, 2016 01:32 PM (4ng05)

285 Seriously you guys, what am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Raul at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (22uju)

You're Hunter Thompson's attorney. Is there a better gig?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:32 PM (mgbwf)

286 For Insomniac from a couple threads ago:

Insomniac:

I have a $3.7M judgment against a guy who fled the country back in 2003 that has turned into an $8.2M judgment due to the beauty of compound interest at 12%.

I'm going to renew the judgment so it is valid for another 10 years, and ask the client to sell me the judgment since they have long ago abandoned all hope of collection.

Wanna help me collect it?

If so, give me a buzz at (backwards): 0449-567-602, or an e-mail at the e-mail you have for me.

I'm thinking of hiring an ex-Mossad agent to help.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2016 11:47 AM (CS7jF)

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (CS7jF)

287 The reason why liberal women like their anal a little rough from their conservative lovers is that they know whatever happens, they are going to give it twice as bad to their liberal husband.

As they say while getting dressed "time to buy a bigger strap-on".

Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (Zs4uk)

That brings a smile to Barry's face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (493sH)

288 Meanwhile, from the Daily Mail:

"The first Clinton health cover-up revealed: Doctor tells how Hillary kept blood clot SECRET from her staff - and had nurse travel with her in plain clothes to administer drugs"

I'm betting her current "plain clothes" medic is the overweight black dude who appears to be in charge of the Secret Service detail.

If I know the Clintons, that dude or his family is getting some payment from the Clinton Foundation in order to also have the responsibility to give her injections or touch her and speak in her ear when she has one of her "Parkinson's freezes," in order to get her kick-started again.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (fgOnp)

289 Ever see the mincing ponce that Chelsea married? Ick.

Posted by: Cheri at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

290 Surprised a stencil hasn't been marketed yet for that.

++++

Decoupage

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (3wzsT)

291 You know, it seems to me that the only COMPLETE form of apology for male privilege is for the man-bun types to castrate themselves.

--

Themselves? More likely it becomes a mandate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (7ZVPa)

292 This manlet should've taken the advice of Clinton's moms' lawyer and taken the fifth.

Or followed Pagliano's lead and not shown up. But then his girlfriend wouldn't be able to sneak that time with Paolo. who doesn't apologise for being a man, he gets thanked for it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (kKHcp)

293 So, gals, here's the solution to manspreading, manspeaking, men getting to the microphone sooner, men pushing to get sex, and men getting ahead in the workplace.

Stop being crybabies, get off your ass, and take some f**king responsibility for your own passiveness.
This is a free country. Nut up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (+lVUW)

294 First, I want to apologize for being a man.

Second, there's no way I'm killing a spider! Holy shit! It's a damn spider!!! Look at me, I'm peeing my pants!

Okay, that's like, four things. But spider!!!

Posted by: Sissy Reporter at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (k0G44)

295 246 Back in the black and white days of my youth, we insulted the less athletic/macho boys by calling them 'Fem'.

fag, fem, spaz, tard, wuss, and since I grew up in an Italian hood, stunad and fanook

several of those are BadThink now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 01:26 PM (WlGX+)

But still appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (SRKgf)

296 Well that's just good manners, that is. Don't make the lady use her mouth for two things at once.
--------------------------
Like keeping your weight on your elbows. Just common courtesy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:28 PM (RKJF2)

Exactly. We're not savages.

I always give them a few minutes to catch their breath before they go make me a sammich.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (TOk1P)

297 277 And.....the spanking.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (J+eG2)

And the oral sex!

Posted by: Zoot at September 14, 2016 01:34 PM (7HtZB)

298 >>My impression is that most women prefer the traditional manner, the
evidence for which being romantic novels for women. Presumably those
writing and publishing those novels know their market.

Eh, look at all the feminists who got all giggly over "50 Shades of Gray."
(I have no idea how that book series ends - marriage?)

There seem to be enough available beta males marrying/living with the Lena Dunhams and Jessica Valentis of the world. And then splitting, leaving them even more bitter, like Maureed Dowd.

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable & loving it! at September 14, 2016 01:34 PM (NOIQH)

299 Yeesh. Just checked a local channel for an update on TS Julia.

New weather reader is a hipster in a skinny suit, with a voice not unlike a gurrrl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:35 PM (1ZOkK)

300 Old joke, the punch line of which is, "Mr. President, we have bad news. It's Vice President Gore's urine. We have more bad news. It's in Mrs. Clinton's handwriting."

I first heard that as Marcus Wolf's urine and Erich Honnecker's wife's handwriting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:35 PM (mgbwf)

301 269
Are you talking real men, or these simpering skinny jean wearing emoters?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:30 PM (J+eG2)

You forgot those with man-buns and those who wear crocks

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Deplorably at September 14, 2016 01:35 PM (jxbfJ)

302 Not rape.
Not talking about rape at all.

I must be in the wrong line then.

Posted by: Rape, Murder Arson & Rape Applicant at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (8ZskC)

303 You're Hunter Thompson's attorney. Is there a better gig?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:32 PM (mgbwf)

Before or after he sent pieces of his melon to the four winds?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (TOk1P)

304 Themselves? More likely it becomes a mandate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (7ZVPa)

Sexist. Why not a womyndate?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (493sH)

305 269 "Now, pissing your name in a snow bank is one area where woman will never be equal to men. "

It's like getting into Carnegie Hall - practice, practice, practice

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (7HtZB)

306 I piss my name on Obama's face, daily, and he likes it.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin, Signed With a Flourish at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (oV6Oc)

307 The more I think about it, the more I sort of understand a perceived need to apologize for being a man when speaking to the child of an accused serial rapist.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (x4zgf)

308 AP - Very few Americans have visited Midway.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:13 PM (9mTYi)

I don't recall much being there from early '60s except runway, tower, some barracks and goony birds. Is there a Hilton there now?

Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (x9c8r)

309
(yes I know what you meant and I did that on purpose).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:29 PM (mgbwf)

You are such a snot. But that was cute, so I'll let it go ; )

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (VnCI9)

310 This "guy's" apology would have come across as more authentic if he had pointed out that he sits to pee.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (hJrjt)

311 Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2016 01:31 PM (Zs4uk)

Do you often have conservations will liberal woman (since you aren't a ;liberal and evidently aren't married to one) about how they do anal sex? How odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (EnGQE)

312 Britain under Thatcher.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (mgbwf)

I knew there was a reason I grudgingly tolerate you.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (mf5HN)

313 You know, it seems to me that the only COMPLETE form of apology for male privilege is for the man-bun types to castrate themselves.

There's a guy in the gym with a man bun. I stare at it and laugh unabashedly. I always wonder if it's there to give his husband something to hold onto to exhort him to greater efforts, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (SRKgf)

314 Eh, look at all the feminists who got all giggly over "50 Shades of Gray."
(I have no idea how that book series ends - marriage?)

***

Marriage, a baby and he's healed and reformed by love.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (09Ay7)

315
Very few Americans have visited Midway.

Is that possible? I read that Wake Island is off limits.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (BK3ZS)

316 I always give them a few minutes to catch their breath before they go make me a sammich.

You know ... if it's REALLY good ... I've been known to grill dinner after.

I'm sentimental like that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:38 PM (RKJF2)

317
Stop being crybabies, get off your ass, and take some f**king responsibility for your own passiveness.
This is a free country. Nut up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2016 01:33 PM (+lVUW)

That seems like good advice for anyone.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:38 PM (VnCI9)

318 8 Is there any wonder why Chelsea's husband looks miserable every time we see him?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 14, 2016 12:57 PM (1ZOkK)

Can you imagine what Thanksgiving and Christmas are like with that family?
Yikes.
Drunk ass bitch MIL sucking up the Christmas booze till she passes out, and horny, old perv hitting on the help, because let's face it these people aren't cooking that Christmas ham themselves.
That's what the minorities are there for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2016 01:39 PM (+lVUW)

319 Powell rates the Clinton: Would rather not vote for her, even though he considers her a friend, because she's old, too ambitious, greedy, non transformational and bill is still "dicking" bimbos at home.

Posted by: x at September 14, 2016 01:39 PM (nFwvY)

320 269 "Now, pissing your name in a snow bank is one area where woman will never be equal to men. "

They can do that. They just write in a very bold font, that's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:39 PM (SRKgf)

321 O/T Trump leading in Nevada and Colorado.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2016 01:39 PM (kfcYC)

322 There was a Moron who signed up on gab with an handle that I mistyped as @oldcrow

I can't find the person to check the actual handle.

If you are the person, give me a holler

thanks!

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 14, 2016 01:39 PM (Om16U)

323 Marriage, a baby and he's healed and reformed by love.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (09Ay7)

So the story about sex ends when the guy stops having sex? Makes sense.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at September 14, 2016 01:39 PM (x4zgf)

324 Since the woman there appear to be smiling and laughing I( expect a number of them probably thought that he was ludicrous too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (EnGQE)

325 I don't recall much being there from early '60s except runway, tower, some barracks and goony birds. Is there a Hilton there now?

Trump Tower.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (cHbIE)

326 >>Marriage, a baby and he's healed and reformed by love.

Oh, that somehow makes it even goofier --- and so traditional!
Their fantasy billionaire bondage bad boy is reduced to Mr. Darcy.

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable & loving it! at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (NOIQH)

327 To get all academic 'n' shit, what we are witnessing in real-time is the death of chivalry.

Prior to the Middle Ages, such as in ancient Rome and most other civilizations and tribes, men treated women in general as shit -- the paterfamilias literally owned all female members of his clan, and could dictate their behavior as if they were his slaves. Young women were told who they were going to marry, no arguing allowed. In other societies, the rule was, "If you see an unaccompanied woman, she is fair game to rape." Females captured in war became concubines and sex slaves. Etc.

All of that was changed by the emergence of one of the most important social movements in the history of mankind, the rise of "chivalry." It started around 1200 AD as a code of honorable behavior for mounted knights fighting for Christendom, but the nation subsequently spread throughout society and widened in conceptual scope, and combined with a parallel movement known as "gallantry" to fundamentally transform the way the men are expected to act in relation to women.

to be chivalrous, you must absolutely respect and honor the virtue and sanctity of a women's body and role in society, to the point of defending her with your life against any insult or harm. You do not apologize for your superior physical prowess and strength - -instead, you use your maniless specifically to protect women.

Furthermore, under chivalric ideals, for the first time the woman was allowed the exclusive power to choose or reject any suitors or romantic partners.

We are so used to chivalrous behavior as the standard code of conduct in the modern world -- holding the door open for women, giving up you seat for hem on the train, laying your cape over a mud puddle, asking for her hand in marriage rather than demanding it, waging total war on invading rival nations and wiping them out in order to protect your women, hunting down and killing anyone who rapes a female family member, etc., that we forget that it wasn't always like this.

But thanks to feminism and the modern SJW movement, that is all going away now.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (jBuUi)

328 You know ... if it's REALLY good ... I've been known to grill dinner after.

I'm sentimental like that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:38 PM (RKJF2)

You are a rock solid mensch. The ladies in your life are lucky to have you. Which they already know.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (TOk1P)

329 Colon Powell e-mail (real):

"I would rather not have to vote for her [Hillary], although she is a friend I respect. A 70-year person with a long track record, unbridled ambition, greedy, not transformational, with a husband still dicking bimbos at home (according to the NYP)"

LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (NnYnv)

330 So THAT'S the guy who was shopping for tampons...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 14, 2016 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

331 " what's the best setting for a sybian?"

Catherine the Great

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at September 14, 2016 01:41 PM (m3iiU)

332 I hit a personal record on my 1 rep dead-lift. what was interesting, more than the fact that i did it, was that i was so pleaded with it, i forgot to go for that mid-afternoon coffee/soda boost. didnt' need it.

point being, let them be sissies. i'll be at the gym

Posted by: DCPensFAn at September 14, 2016 01:41 PM (xNplS)

333 It's like getting into Carnegie Hall - practice, practice, practice

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2016 01:36 PM (7HtZB)

Completely OT, but there used to be an old auditorium in downtown Houston called the Sam Houston Coliseum (built originally for the 1928 Democratic Convention, but that's another story) that was also known as the "Music Hall." I was walking down the street one day when a car pulled up and asked if I knew how to get to the Music Hall . . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 14, 2016 01:41 PM (0oKqp)

334 "Now, pissing your name in a snow bank is one area where woman will never be equal to men. "

They can do that.

It looks like braille.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:41 PM (cHbIE)

335 Very few Americans have visited Midway.

Is that possible? I read that Wake Island is off limits.
Posted by: Krebs
---------

Obama was there last week, thus the AP story.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:41 PM (9mTYi)

336
That sitzpinkler powers through toilet paper, one square at a time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2016 01:42 PM (BK3ZS)

337 You'd think with all the spineless male pussies running around this country lately I'd be getting laid a lot more. Or at all.

But no!! It's always something.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 14, 2016 01:42 PM (Idu2i)

338 >>>226 http://preview.tinyurl.com/prlnp6b
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at September 14, 2016 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

----

That was disturbing.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2016 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

Wish I not gone there. It's nauseating.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2016 01:42 PM (/4GEs)

339 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (NnYnv)

Sounds like Hillary wasn't his best friend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:42 PM (EnGQE)

340 >>Is there any wonder why Chelsea's husband looks miserable every time we see him?

Maybe there's a benefit to having the apartment with the longest hallway in NYC?

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable & loving it! at September 14, 2016 01:42 PM (NOIQH)

341 Oooooh The Iron Lady---that reminds me--it's tea time!

Off to get me some "biscuits"!

Posted by: Dick Milhouse at September 14, 2016 01:42 PM (fi5nC)

342 En fuego uno mas, por favor!

Posted by: Guy Who Shouts "En fuego!" at September 14, 2016 01:42 PM (TD9KB)

343 Marriage, a baby and he's healed and reformed by love.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (09Ay7)

So the story about sex ends when the guy stops having sex? Makes sense.

Just like the story of hummers. Ends when he gets married.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:43 PM (cHbIE)

344 OT:

Amanpour just ranted, "Can't a girl have a sick day or two?"

Ha! What about a seizure or two. Or three? And "girl"? Is that who we're talking about? I don't see any girls except for the prop who posed with the alleged viral incubator. What about "presidential candidate"?

Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 14, 2016 01:43 PM (k0G44)

345 But thanks to feminism and the modern SJW movement, that is all going away now.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (jBuUi)

Not in my house.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 14, 2016 01:43 PM (wtvvX)

346 PJ O'Rourke: "I have been accused of being a Nazi, but no one has ever had the fantasy of being tied up and ravished by someone dressed like a Liberal."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Fall Special! All Deplorables and Irredeemables 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2016 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

347 I hit a personal record on my 1 rep dead-lift.
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Last time I did that, I ended up wearing a truss until the Doc sewed my intestines back into place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2016 01:43 PM (9mTYi)

348
Dr. Jill Stein

Glad @xychelsea is getting gender confirmation surgery. Let's move to trans-inclusive single-payer.

#ImWith...Her?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2016 01:43 PM (kdS6q)

349
We are so used to chivalrous behavior as the standard code of conduct in the modern world -- holding the door open for women, giving up you seat for hem on the train, laying your cape over a mud puddle, asking for her hand in marriage rather than demanding it, waging total war on invading rival nations and wiping them out in order to protect your women, hunting down and killing anyone who rapes a female family member, etc., that we forget that it wasn't always like this.

But thanks to feminism and the modern SJW movement, that is all going away now.
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (jBuUi)

These idiot women have no idea of what they are destroying. They never bothered to truly study history-they limited themselves to (fill in the blank) studies , and history and didn't really bother to find out the whole story.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:43 PM (VnCI9)

350 Last night Alan Dershowitz said he would enthusiastically vote for Hillary. Powell will be the same, even though the media keep emphasizing that he is a Republican. Nyuk nyuk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 14, 2016 01:44 PM (IqV8l)

351 But thanks to feminism and the modern SJW movement, that is all going away now.
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (jBuUi)

What could go wrong!

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 14, 2016 01:44 PM (KUaJL)

352 Amanpour just ranted, "Can't a girl have a sick day or two?"

Not when your campaign slogan is "Stronger Together."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Fall Special! All Deplorables and Irredeemables 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2016 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

353 Just saw an email from Colin Powell talking about the Clinton's in 2014. One sentence alluded to Bubba "still dicking bimbos at home..."

He states in the email that he is a supporter of Hillary

-
All true Republicans are.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 14, 2016 01:44 PM (Nwg0u)

354 Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 14, 2016 01:39 PM (Om16U)

That's me. I signed up, then changed my handle.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 14, 2016 01:44 PM (uiwCw)

355 But thanks to feminism and the modern SJW movement, that is all going away now.
-----

Yep. And when a female get surrounded by an Islamic Taharrush circle, the "men" are going to walk on by on their way to the Apple store for a new iPhone.

Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2016 01:45 PM (VndSC)

356 Sounds like Hillary wasn't his best friend.
_______________

That e-mail was from 2014. Powell probably likes her even less now, since she's been trying to blame him for her illegal server.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2016 01:45 PM (NnYnv)

357 >>I do apologize for that. I do think it's important to encourage women's voices in every aspect of life

Oh yeah, cuz after he went first, I'd lose my nerve to speak up.

*rolls eyes*

F*ck him esp. for being so self-centered to think anyone gives a shit about him.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 14, 2016 01:45 PM (gTQoY)

358 He states in the email that he is a supporter of Hillary

-
All true Republicans are.
________________

Yep, a "Republican" Obama voter and Hillary supporter.

Aren't we all?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2016 01:46 PM (NnYnv)

359 The word everyone is trying to remember is: retromingent.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2016 01:46 PM (7ZVPa)

360 Just curious, who WAS the last Republican Powell endorsed? If ever?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 14, 2016 01:46 PM (0oKqp)

361
That e-mail was from 2014. Powell probably likes her even less now, since she's been trying to blame him for her illegal server.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2016 01:45 PM (NnYnv)

Yeah, but he will still probably vote for her.

Also, he sucked as SecState.

Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2016 01:46 PM (VnCI9)

362 Chelsea's husband may look unhappy because supposedly mothers-in-law can be bad (although I loved mine) but imagine being married to someone whose mother could and would get you killed spending on what you do. (and Bill's no better)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:46 PM (EnGQE)

363
But thanks to feminism and the modern SJW movement, that is all going away now.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2016 01:40 PM (jBuUi)

*********

zombie is correct.

Breeders are valuable. Now they're a dime a dozen.

Women have to consider money, and brains etc. because the only get "a few shots" (ironic) at reproducing.

Unlike Ace/Pablo who can sneak the the reproduction in for free playing milkman with your wife. AKA a "closet breeder".

Close it up Claudette!

Posted by: Dick Milhouse at September 14, 2016 01:47 PM (fi5nC)

364 "AP - Very few Americans have visited Midway."

Why would they. Hard to get to. Small island with nothing on it. Battle didn't happen there, but way out to sea.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2016 01:47 PM (r1fLd)

365 >>Dr. Jill Stein
Glad @xychelsea is getting gender confirmation surgery. Let's move to trans-inclusive single-payer.

^^Refers to "Chelsea" Manning. He did a hunger strike to get his sex change op approved and paid for. #WASTF

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable & loving it! at September 14, 2016 01:47 PM (NOIQH)

366 Illary's condition finally revealed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_k3bGLpvpk

Posted by: davidt at September 14, 2016 01:47 PM (oV6Oc)

367 Okay this reminded me of something from my college days. A gal who lived next door to me in the dorm was very lefty. Held all the correct lefty views for 1969.
Her boyfriend was a marine serving in Viet Nam. They're not all as stupid as you think.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2016 01:47 PM (+lVUW)

368 Now, pissing your name in a snow bank is one area where woman will never be equal to men.

My friend, if you allow them, they are happy to assist you writing your name with a heart around it. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Paolo at September 14, 2016 01:47 PM (TD9KB)

369 spending=depending

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:48 PM (EnGQE)

370 Yeah, but he will still probably vote for her.

Also, he sucked as SecState.
________________

Oh no doubt he'll vote for Hillary. Just like he voted twice for Obama.

He's a Dim in every sense of the word.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2016 01:48 PM (NnYnv)

371 The word everyone is trying to remember is: retromingent.
--------------

Hey, dammit, that's just the way my parts work. At least I don't have to hold my junk when I pee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at September 14, 2016 01:48 PM (9mTYi)

372 These idiot women have no idea of what they are destroying. They never bothered to truly study history-they limited themselves to (fill in the blank) studies , and history and didn't really bother to find out the whole story.

We'll reacquaint them soon enough.

Posted by: Muslim 'Refugees' at September 14, 2016 01:48 PM (87y4e)

373 But no!! It's always something.

CB ... my guess is you just ain't being forward enough. I bet you've got options and are just holding back.

Look ... I'm married, not looking to screw around, and STILL getting signals. If I am, you have to be too.

Somebody said it upthread, and I believe it ... it IS the easiest time since I've been alive for a red-blooded male to get laid.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 14, 2016 01:49 PM (RKJF2)

374 NOOD.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 14, 2016 01:49 PM (ukNFU)

375 nood

Posted by: deplorable_sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2016 01:49 PM (Z8DIA)

376 The word everyone is trying to remember is: retromingent.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2016 01:46 PM (7ZVPa)

Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2016 01:49 PM (x9c8r)

377 It's telling that even Hillary's "friends" think she's greedy and overly ambitious.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2016 01:49 PM (NnYnv)

378 Maybe Mr Chelsea looks misersble because he's seen his future and it looks like his MIL.

Posted by: x at September 14, 2016 01:50 PM (nFwvY)

379 Oh, and one more time--tell me she's not Web Hubbell's kid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2016 01:00 PM (B+qrE)
My God that freakin' mouth. All the plastic surgery in the world can't hide the fact that she is Hubbell's kid.

http://tinyurl.com/hkrn55a

Posted by: Timon at September 14, 2016 01:50 PM (396pH)

380 They hated Sarah Palin.
They hated her because on any given day, she could beat their asses in any traditional manly endeavor. Probably including pissing her name into a snow bank.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:25 PM (J+eG2)

She's a dead eye with a gun. Probably guts and cleans bears, elk, etc.

Her perfume is a little gun oil behind the ear, a little engine oil between her breasts, and a little bit of sweat on her brow, and she stands to pee.

The perfect woman.

Posted by: JackS at September 14, 2016 01:50 PM (hgwL9)

381 Chelsea's husband may look unhappy because supposedly mothers-in-law can be bad (although I loved mine) but imagine being married to someone whose mother could and would get you killed spending on what you do. (and Bill's no better)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:46 PM (EnGQE)

I hope my ex MIL is burning in hell.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 14, 2016 01:50 PM (Idu2i)

382 F*ck him esp. for being so self-centered to think anyone gives a shit about him.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 14, 2016 01:45 PM (gTQoY)

That's a great point. He is sort of pointing out in a very clear, very specific way that he thinks men, and him in particular, are indeed more important than women, isn't he?

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at September 14, 2016 01:50 PM (x4zgf)

383 I understand that liberal feminist women do the butt sex with their men.

DO being a key portion of that sentence

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2016 01:50 PM (J+eG2)

384 I was with my parents and a few other families at a picnic we were having at the Russian River.
One of the kids my age (

was crying after he fell down. His mother said, "Stop your crying. Do you want to grow up to be like your father?"
I'll never forget that.

Posted by: Hank at September 14, 2016 01:50 PM (WSc9l)

385
Glad @xychelsea is getting gender confirmation surgery.

Refers to "Chelsea" Manning.
Posted by: Lizzy

Maybe yes. Maybe no.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2016 01:51 PM (kdS6q)

386 It would be interesting to see how these same people reacted to that "IMMA LETCHU FINNISH!!!" guy at the awards ceremony a few years back.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at September 14, 2016 01:52 PM (x4zgf)

387 Why would they. Hard to get to. Small island with nothing on it. Battle didn't happen there, but way out to sea.
Posted by: Ignoramus
-----------

Not the point. Thousands of Americans have 'visited' Midway. In fact the place and harbor was transformed by the military. Now, Obama claims it is 'pristine', 'unspoiled', and 'hallowed ground'. Not hallowed because of WWII, but because of some imagined Hawaiian reverence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at September 14, 2016 01:53 PM (9mTYi)

388 OMG this guy needs to check his privilege and stop with the Manpologizing already what is this I can't even

Posted by: SJW at September 14, 2016 01:53 PM (B4h2I)

389 Bradley Manning getting sex-change surgery on the taxpayer dime makes my blood boil.

Posted by: Hank at September 14, 2016 01:53 PM (WSc9l)

390 You know who's not sorry? The actual man providing this salad-boy's
girlfriend with sexual release of the kind she's only read about in
Harlequin romances.

Paolo aims to please. Paolo also thinks this man does not need to aim, since he probably pees sitting down. But that is no concern of Paolo's.

Posted by: Paolo at September 14, 2016 01:54 PM (bzd8I)

391 There's a guy in the gym with a man bun. I stare at it and laugh unabashedly. I always wonder if it's there to give his husband something to hold onto to exhort him to greater efforts, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (SRKgf)

Would any self respecting gay guy put up something as stupid looking as a man bun?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2016 01:54 PM (+lVUW)

392 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 14, 2016 01:50 PM (Idu2i)

I would expect someone to like their ex mother in law, but mine isn't an ex-Her son and are are still married decades later and she isn't ex-just gone to be with the Lord.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:54 PM (EnGQE)

393 Marriage, a baby and he's healed and reformed by love.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:37 PM (09Ay7)

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Anyone Who Was Ever Married to Don Draper at September 14, 2016 01:55 PM (+lVUW)

394 If Trump picks up Colorado and ME-2, and Hillary wins Nevada, Virginia, and Pennsylvania... then we'd end up with 269-269.

Please, Baby Buddha, I've been a good boy...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 14, 2016 01:56 PM (FYrz1)

395 @184 n the past, Hatoum has tweeted other seemingly antisemitic posts, writing in July 2014 that "Hitler's mom was Jewish. Prostitute who gave him an STD was Jewish his GF was Jewish, his dr. was Jewish," the website Israellycool reported.
----------------------------

Mostly.

The doctor who cared for Hitler's mother was Jewish. And Hitler apparently appreciated the effort that the doctor took in trying to help, as the guy was never sent to a concentration camp later on.

But afaik, that one doctor was the only Jew that Hitler ever had a positive relationship with.

Posted by: junior at September 14, 2016 01:56 PM (MSpR+)

396 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:54 PM (EnGQE)

Meant "Would not expect"....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2016 01:57 PM (EnGQE)

397 https://www.fws.gov/refuge/midway_atoll/

last time i looked, access is extremely restricted.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 14, 2016 01:57 PM (dbgcV)

398 @116 Asst Village's Idiot

I believe the "sock" you're looking for is Paolo.

And he's been out and about the thread earlier.

Posted by: Browndog at September 14, 2016 01:57 PM (ccfl2)

399 321 O/T Trump leading in Nevada and Colorado.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2016 01:39 PM (kfcYC)

Makes sense, if the sick, old hag ever went near high altitudes or a desert she'd pass out. How's she supposed to campaign in those states?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2016 01:58 PM (+lVUW)

400 The idiot doesn't even know the man-bun is passe. GQ said so.

I hate those things almost as much as tattoos.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:58 PM (09Ay7)

401 I must denounce the reporter for xis failure to prostrate xisself in xer presence.

Groveling is so ingratiating!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 14, 2016 01:59 PM (FtrY1)

402 130 Like the first wave at Normandy?

Guadalcanal. Midway.

Posted by: Deplorable rickb223 at September 14, 2016 01:11 PM (cHbIE)

Tarawa.

Posted by: Zippy at September 14, 2016 01:12 PM (0oKqp)

Somme

Posted by: Don Q.

Passion, Dale.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2016 02:01 PM (H5rtT)

403 "Gypsies, Tramps and Theives,
we'd hear it rom the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, Tramps and Theives
--but every night all the Uranium men would come around
and lay their donations down."--noted political thinker Cher

The Clintons put their child on the letterhead so they could hide behind her. She's a bribery beard to them. it's one of the oldest bunko scams around.

Sad!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 14, 2016 02:01 PM (BSD2I)

404 >>That's a great point. He is sort of pointing out in a very clear, very specific way that he thinks men, and him in particular, are indeed more important than women, isn't he?

I may just be in a bad mood, but yeah.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 14, 2016 02:05 PM (gTQoY)

405 I read an argument the other day that the over-feminized west is being overrun by the overly masculinized Muzzie culture. Who do you think will prevail?

Ideally, there should be a balance. Western civ tamed and redirected male aggression with Christianity, the codes of chivalry and gentlemanliness - all of which are sneered at today. So we have dudes apologizing for having dicks.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 14, 2016 02:08 PM (u0lmX)

406
400 The idiot doesn't even know the man-bun is passe. GQ said so.

I hate those things almost as much as tattoos.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 14, 2016 01:58 PM (09Ay7)

Their ugliness is matched by ear gauges.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 14, 2016 02:09 PM (u0lmX)

407 269-269 throws the election to the house, and we wind up with El-Presidente Jeb after all.

Posted by: An Observation at September 14, 2016 02:10 PM (D+7Z3)

408 So we have dudes apologizing for having dicks.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 14, 2016 02:08 PM

Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2016 02:11 PM (bzd8I)

409 407 269-269 throws the election to the house, and we wind up with El-Presidente Jeb after all.

Posted by: An Observation at September 14, 2016 02:10 PM (D+7Z3)

Just a few weeks ago, we were looking at a Hill electoral college landslide and despairing. If *please Lord please* current trends continue we will not have an electoral college tie.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 14, 2016 02:17 PM (u0lmX)

410 He states in the email that he is a supporter of Hillary just before he trashes her for her possessing "unbridled ambition, greedy and not transformational".

And yet he's #NeverTrump

Colon F'ing Powell

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 02:32 PM (WlGX+)

411 *Faggot*

And I mean that in the pejorative sense.

Posted by: Sam In Va at September 14, 2016 02:33 PM (bNi5D)

412 There's a guy in the gym

I'm seeing way too many man buns at my gym. Makes me want to throw a dumbell at their stupid heads.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 02:33 PM (WlGX+)

413 But Gene Simmons gets a pass on the man-bun. Don't ask me why. He just does.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 14, 2016 02:34 PM (WlGX+)

414 Heh Heh Heh... He said "her period" Heh Heh Heh.
Heh Heh Heh...Whata loser! Heh Heh Heh.

Shut up buttmunch! He's talking about some guy telling Chelsea he put her Mother in a headlock and coma and dying, not a period. Asswipe.

Heh Heh Heh...This sux! Heh Heh Heh Change the channel.

No you change the channel! Chunkbutt.

Posted by: Gulermo at September 14, 2016 02:40 PM (Z9Pe7)

415 My Aunt Carol wasvisting New York, now shes a older women who probably shouldn't be traveling by herself. But she did anyway, so she stepped off a curb and while she's a real trooper wasnt going to see a doctor although her ankle was swelling and turning black and blue. Well finally she decided to go to doctor and she saw good care at Chelsea's Apartment. They x-rayed her and gave her ice packs after they deturming she only had a sprained ankle.

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2016 02:58 PM (8lPj5)

416 I wonder if he was trying the "I'm a sensitive male" from the Stinson Playbook on Chelsea?

Posted by: Rgallegos at September 14, 2016 03:29 PM (oO5Lp)

417 On to my next story on how I acquired PTSD from a Daisy bb gun. It had a flash suppressor
*shudders*

Posted by: Millenial Man o' Action at September 14, 2016 04:02 PM (c0/+W)

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