Study: Conservatives Are Generally Happier In Their Sex Lives Than Liberals

Conservatives have significantly better sex lives than their left-leaning rivals, a new survey has found. Of 19,000 respondents in Europe, 73% of right-leaning voters were happy with their sex lives, compared to 66% of lefties.

I was not going to mention this story, because I hate "studies' and doubt the ones that validate "my" Tribe as well as all the others; however, Glenn Reynolds really just explains it so simply that it makes it worth mentioning:

Leftist politics in general is mostly just compensation for (usually justified) feelings of personal inadequacy.

I've said similar things; I'd say leftist politics is not really a politics, primarily, but a psychological coping mechanism against a world that seems out to make you miserable.

If I can quote my friend quoting what he half-remembers of Nietzsche: If all the world seems full of evil and ill, and you find similar unhappiness in every city you visit, you might ponder the possibility that the problem lies in the traveler and not the places traveled to.

I can't give you a real quote because he can't really remember it so I have no idea of what keywords to search for. But he kinda-sorta remembers reading something like that 20 years ago, when he was nine. (He's my contemporary.)

One really cannot read Marx without realizing, quickly, that this guy is not really talking about politics at all; he is hyperemotional and raging at the world and "society" and his low place in it; he is embittered and envenomed, and spitting out venom at all the world around him.

The heart of Marxism is simply a psychological malady, and those attracted to it share that same psychological malady. Misery loves company, but misery even more loves manifestos, fairy tales that tells them their rotten spirits and bad brains are someone else's fault.

Posted by: Ace at 03:38 PM

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1 It's because we know the difference between a man and a woman

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 08, 2016 03:43 PM (6Ll1u)

2 Ace keeping us on our toes here?

Posted by: Typical Hillary Voter at September 08, 2016 03:49 PM (H6Ca0)

3 Holy shit the Tranny thread is one full day in the future.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)

4 To me, this tendency was most beautifully explained by Eric Hoffer:

"Those who see their lives as spoiled and wasted crave equality and
fraternity more than they do freedom. If they clamor for freedom, it is
but freedom to establish equality and uniformity. The passion for
equality is partly a passion for anonymity: to be one thread of the many
which make up a tunic; one thread not distinguishable from the others.
No one can then point us out, measure us against others and expose our
inferiority.

They who clamor loudest for freedom are often the
ones least likely to be happy in a free society. The frustrated,
oppressed by their shortcomings, blame their failure on existing
restraints. Actually, their innermost desire is for an end to the "free
for all." They want to eliminate free competition and the ruthless
testing to which the individual is continually subjected in a free
society."

The True Believer, Section 28 (1951)

Posted by: BronxDec at September 08, 2016 03:50 PM (E4H6W)

5 You tucked this thread between the previous one and the one before that... like a tranny tucks his franks and beans.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:51 PM (TOk1P)

6 Non linear formatting. Also known as a leppo.

Posted by: x at September 08, 2016 03:52 PM (nFwvY)

7 Sneaky sneaky. Hiding the nood in the main body.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:52 PM (gJBE5)

8 Only 5 comments on this thread?

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 08, 2016 03:52 PM (0cbf9)

9 Ace is being sneaky with the nood threads.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 03:52 PM (KUaJL)

10 This thread is a bottom being topped by the male tranny.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 08, 2016 03:53 PM (uiwCw)

11 Ahhh....Lots of room in this thread. *Manspreads*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 08, 2016 03:53 PM (If1lE)

12 Why are we down here under the old thread?

Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2016 03:53 PM (Sfs6o)

13 European conservatives.
That's a whole nother thing.
They all belong to the Bourbon and/or Hohenzollern families, and have caverns full of pre-pubescent sex slaves that would make a Krupp blush.
They're having a bad week, though. Bernie has sold F1.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2016 03:53 PM (tIja6)

14 Go away morning sock.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 03:54 PM (H6Ca0)

15 So Adam Sandler in Big Daddy....

"you're mad at your dad not me, I forgive you"

Posted by: Memories at September 08, 2016 03:54 PM (mwcEF)

16 Topped by the pregnant male tranny, that is...

Posted by: Country Singer at September 08, 2016 03:54 PM (uiwCw)

17 Non linear formatting. Also known as a leppo.
Posted by: x at September 08, 2016 03:52 PM (nFwvY)

No, no. "Aleppo" is a font type.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 08, 2016 03:54 PM (0cbf9)

18 Is this a dirty low down trick?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:54 PM (0G2eQ)

19 Feminism is ugly broads trying to level the playing field.

Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2016 03:55 PM (cbFFB)

20 Study: Conservatives Are Generally Happier In Their Sex Lives Than Liberals

Because Lefties are emotional children.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:55 PM (nIGPZ)

21 But conservatives are prudes!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 03:55 PM (NOIQH)

22 I thought a leppo was a Canadian unit of measure. Like the metric system, only different.

Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2016 03:55 PM (Sfs6o)

23 Misery loves company, but misery even more loves manifestos, fairy tales that tells them their rotten spirits and bad brains are someone else's fault.

Yeah, I'd rather get laid.

Even a handjob is better than living like that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 03:55 PM (mgbwf)

24 Bernie has sold F1.
Posted by: Stringer Davis

Really? Thats interesting. He's getting a little long in the tooth, maybe he's just tired of it or he knows something and it isn't good, so he got out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2016 03:56 PM (KFKX7)

25 I remember hearing how the ol' Soviets, in the early days of their reign, when everything was shiny and new, claimed indiscriminate sex, outside of marriage, was one of their central tenets in the rejection of decadent Western mores.

Silly to think of now, a bunch of morose, loveless commies, sitting around copulating with near complete strangers...

Hey! That's OUR thing!! Man. Whoda thunk it was a bad idea. Who indeed.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:56 PM (TOk1P)

26 This blog confuses and frightens me.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:56 PM (Fmupd)

27 C'mon, who wants to shag a chick that smells like patchouli, b.o. and whines about equal pay? You can't take her out for a burger, and she has a problem with your leather jacket.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 03:56 PM (SeD0w)

28 The tranny's stuck.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 03:56 PM (tewYv)

29 Make love everywhere but have sex in the bedroom.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at September 08, 2016 03:56 PM (R5HRU)

30 That's because it ain't easy trying to f*ck yourself.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2016 03:57 PM (HgMAr)

31 Bernie has sold F1.
Posted by: Stringer Davis

Really? Thats interesting. He's getting a little long in the tooth, maybe he's just tired of it or he knows something and it isn't good, so he got out.

Or else he just wanted to build a gold swimming pool, fill it with cash, and high dive into it.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 03:57 PM (tewYv)

32 I'm not sure but I think ace has to kill Edith Keeler now.

Posted by: x at September 08, 2016 03:57 PM (nFwvY)

33 73% vs 66%. You can tell this "study" was done in Europe. All bottoms.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2016 03:58 PM (tIja6)

34 Does this study include imaginary sex lives?
Asking for, uh, a friend.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 03:58 PM (Z1U+Q)

35 Sorry to go O/T, but Bong Boy is going to be on Cavuto.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 03:58 PM (1ZOkK)

36
Heavy flow days -- they are a "thing" for all of us now.

When you embrace the loonacy of a gazillion genders, you have no business being satisfied with you sex life. You brought that idiotic complication upon yourselves, asshats.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 03:58 PM (BK3ZS)

37 This blog confuses and frightens me.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:56 PM (Fmupd)

That's because you're a caveman lawyer.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:59 PM (TOk1P)

38 C'mon, who wants to shag a chick that smells like patchouli, b.o. and whines about equal pay? You can't take her out for a burger, and she has a problem with your leather jacket.

How could you spend two minutes around someone like that without killing them?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:59 PM (gJBE5)

39 This study brings fond memories of gerg talking about fellating his girlfriend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 03:59 PM (1ZOkK)

40 27 C'mon, who wants to shag a chick that smells like patchouli, b.o. and whines about equal pay?

Butt stuff?

Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2016 03:59 PM (cbFFB)

41
35 Sorry to go O/T, but Bong Boy is going to be on Cavuto.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 03:58 PM (1ZOkK)

Have Corporal Agarn interview him in the local agora!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (BK3ZS)

42 39 This study brings fond memories of gerg talking about fellating his girlfriend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 03:59 PM (1ZOkK)

Palin Steele

Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (z/Ubi)

43 Heeeeere's Gary. He may still be baked.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (1ZOkK)

44 Picture of a white dude with dreds and his hippy girlfriend at Burning Man.

Caption: I bet their sex smells like bugspray and dogshit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken, Nissan owner at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (VdICR)

45 That's because we get sammiches after.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

46 Palin Steele

Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (z/Ubi)

Oops.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (1ZOkK)

47 36
Heavy flow days -- they are a "thing" for all of us now.

When you embrace the loonacy of a gazillion genders, you have no business being satisfied with you sex life. You brought that idiotic complication upon yourselves, asshats.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 03:58 PM (BK3ZS)

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Not so fast. That heavy flow thing has some potential.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:01 PM (Fmupd)

48 Wait a minute, I'll be back

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:01 PM (0G2eQ)

49 Gary is still going with the "acronym" defense.

I wonder how his sex life is?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:01 PM (1ZOkK)

50 Further findings: Conservatives are generally happier with a finger in the butt during massages.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (Z1U+Q)

51
Marx, Hitler, Mohammed - Three Mewling Titty-Babies who Changed the World

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (0cMkb)

52 Butt stuff?
Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2016 03:59 PM (cbFFB

Think about that for a minute.

Or less.

Posted by: Golfman at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (48QDY)

53 Butt stuff?
Beat me to it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (SeD0w)

54 You guys are hilarious, more than usual, today.

Posted by: BourbonChicken, Nissan owner at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (VdICR)

55 Someone ask Johnson if he remembered the butfore.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (z/Ubi)

56 One really cannot read Marx without realizing, quickly, that this guy is not really talking about politics at all; he is hyperemotional and raging at the world and "society" and his low place in it; he is embittered and envenomed, and spitting out venom at all the world around him.

You also cannot read Marx without realizing that he was a complete f-ing idiot who had no clue what he was writing about

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (493sH)

57
Have Corporal Agarn interview him in the local agora!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Who says I'm dumb??

Posted by: Corporal Johnson at September 08, 2016 04:03 PM (IqV8l)

58 Wait a minute, I'll be back

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:01 PM (0G2eQ)

Your minute's up.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 04:03 PM (TOk1P)

59 I concur with the findings of this study.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 04:03 PM (tewYv)

60 12 Why are we down here under the old thread?

Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2016 03:53 PM (Sfs6o)

We're hiding from the sitzpinklers in the previous thread...

...yeah, down here probably isn't the place to be.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:03 PM (BK3ZS)

61 My brother, the scumbag lefty college professor, has always told me Marx was lots happier when he got on the Engels Gravy Train than when he slogged around writing lousy pieces for the Herald Tribune.

Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 04:03 PM (/m8T6)

62 Compare and contrast:

On the right, you have guys that want to be guys. As members of the evil scary patriarchy, they want to find a single woman to marry and have a traditional family with them. You also have women that want to be women, and don't mind making the above guys sandwiches and getting them beer.

On the left, you have pajama boys and hipsters who don't move out of their parent's basements, don't have drive to improve themselves. On top of that, they don't believe in any moral foundation for monogamy, so they don't have any reason not to cheat on the women they're with. And you also have feminazis who believe that any sex that doesn't live up to whatever arbitrary standard they have (even after the fact) can be declared as rape.

Gee, I wonder which of these two groups are going to be happier.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 04:03 PM (KUaJL)

63 Liberty Media a US company has bought F-1 but Bernie is going to be still the CEO

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (0G2eQ)

64 ...yeah, down here probably isn't the place to be.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:03 PM (BK3ZS)

We all float down here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (1ZOkK)

65 Further findings: Conservatives are generally happier with a finger in the butt during massages.

Let me put a little lipstick on that pig: It's called deep prostate therapy. I'm trying to get Anthem to reimburse me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (SeD0w)

66 You also cannot read Marx without realizing that he was a complete f-ing idiot who had no clue what he was writing about

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (493sH)

I won't say the original, but perhaps one of the most spectacular anti-Semitic Jews in all of history.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (TOk1P)

67 Willowed from last thread:

Do we have any flaming skulls left in inventory?

Remember how no one could figure out where Obama got $400 million to pay off Iran in ransom money?

How do you explain Obama paying them $33.6 Billion.

BILLION.

Where does he get the money? Did Congress approve these payments?

#WhatTheFlamingFuck?

Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (/m8T6)

68 You also cannot read Marx without realizing that he was a complete f-ing idiot

Aleppo Marx?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:05 PM (gJBE5)

69 Let me put a little lipstick on that pig: It's called deep prostate therapy. I'm trying to get Anthem to reimburse me.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (SeD0w)

The medical term for this procedure is a leppo.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 04:05 PM (KUaJL)

70 56 Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 04:02 PM (493sH)

Karl knew precisely what he was writing about...it just wasn't really economics comrade...

//150 million plus dead Kulaks, Wreckers, Educated folks, and useful targets

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:05 PM (SzZnW)

71 Johnson laughing nervously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:05 PM (1ZOkK)

72 Ok it was 3

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:05 PM (0G2eQ)

73 Study: Conservatives Are Generally Happier ~~In Their Sex Lives~~ Than Liberals

Making Insty's point in the proper format.

Posted by: BourbonChicken, Nissan owner at September 08, 2016 04:06 PM (VdICR)

74 Liberty Media a US company has bought F-1

So, all left turns now?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:06 PM (SeD0w)

75 The medical term for this procedure is a leppo.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously

--

I thought that was when you put your head in.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2016 04:06 PM (7ZVPa)

76 Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (0G2eQ)

Maybe the F1 app won't cost $10 a race.

Thanks for the Unimas tip BTW.

Posted by: Golfman at September 08, 2016 04:06 PM (48QDY)

77 >>>I'm trying to get Anthem to reimburse me.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (SeD0w)

Can you make some discreet inquiries into reimbursing the "Rockefeller treatment" (busty lactating women and drinking from the carton as it were)?
Asking for, uh, that friend I'm always asking about stuff for.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (Z1U+Q)

78 Where'd everyone go?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (1ZOkK)

79
#LeppoLivesMatter

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (BK3ZS)

80 A nood posted UNDER the current post?

How can this be?

Dawn of the TransPost

I am not ashamed to say that I am terrified.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (zu88C)

81 Let me put a little lipstick on that pig: It's called deep prostate therapy. I'm trying to get Anthem to reimburse me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (SeD0w)

Reimburse you for what, sweetie. I don't even like Zima.

Posted by: Bruce Anthem at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (TOk1P)

82 Prager had a Israeli guy on today, that money Iran got is going to buy Hamas lots of munitions.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:08 PM (0G2eQ)

83 Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (TOk1P)

I've been honored to pick up where he left off.

Posted by: Sorts at September 08, 2016 04:08 PM (48QDY)

84 Let me put a little lipstick on that pig: It's called deep prostate therapy. I'm trying to get Anthem to reimburse me.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (SeD0w)

The medical term for this procedure is a leppo.

Hooker massage with a squirrely ending.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:08 PM (gJBE5)

85 A nood posted UNDER the current post?

How can this be?

--

It is the AoS version of Dutch Door Action

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2016 04:08 PM (7ZVPa)

86 We had a new post (the EMT) a while ago on the side board.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:09 PM (0G2eQ)

87 And a big thank you to spellcheck.

Should be glad that SOROS hasn't registered yet.

Posted by: Golfman at September 08, 2016 04:09 PM (48QDY)

88 "Remember how no one could figure out where Obama got $400 million to pay off Iran in ransom money? How do you explain Obama paying them $33.6 Billion. BILLION.
Where does he get the money? Did Congress approve these payments?"

This 'Congress' of which you speak. It appears to be some sort of co-equal branch of government, I gather. One with... formal control of budgeting and spending?

Tell me more about this strange body shrouded in legend and mystery. I confess I have never seen its like in lo, these many years.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 04:10 PM (noWW6)

89
78 Where'd everyone go?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (1ZOkK)

Which one of you a-holes rated getting the Irish goodbye and how come you didn't inform the rest of us?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:10 PM (BK3ZS)

90 Where'd everyone go?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Maybe there's another newer post below this one....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2016 04:10 PM (7ZVPa)

91 And a big thank you to spellcheck.

Should be glad that SOROS hasn't registered yet.

Posted by: Golfman at September 08, 2016 04:09 PM (48QDY)

Thanks, I had NO idea who Sorts was.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 04:11 PM (TOk1P)

92 78 Where'd everyone go?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (1ZOkK)

No one knows about this thread. Ace posted the tranny post a full day in the future so this one is below it.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 04:11 PM (z/Ubi)

93 Lidsmoke in the Oval Office!

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 08, 2016 04:11 PM (HgMAr)

94 Ho-ree shit.

A new thread below an old one.

*? over head in thought bubble*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (9ym/8)

95
Maybe there's another newer post below this one....

Forget it, morons. It's newer posts all the way down.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (BK3ZS)

96 Marx was writing revenge fantasy from the perspective of a pathetic loser.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (nIGPZ)

97 It is the AoS version of Dutch Door Action
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2016 04:08 PM (7ZVPa)

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This post is our under-the-table bj.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (Fmupd)

98 Maybe new posts are loading from the bottom

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (0G2eQ)

99 It's upside down day at the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (1ZOkK)

100 No one knows about this thread. Ace posted the tranny post a full day in the future so this one is below it.

Posted by: buzzion

--

Mum's the word on the post from next week.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (7ZVPa)

101 73% of right-leaning voters were happy with their sex lives, compared to 66% of lefties.

I have a mental image of two guys in chairs receiving beejers while simultaneously checking survey boxes on clipboards.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 08, 2016 04:13 PM (zu88C)

102 Next post will be one website to the left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 04:13 PM (nIGPZ)

103 Ace must have run out for a "massage."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:13 PM (1ZOkK)

104 Here ya go torque.

http://bit.ly/2c5QeZ9

Posted by: Golfman at September 08, 2016 04:13 PM (48QDY)

105 Maybe new posts are loading from the bottom

The recoil is supposed to eject the old posts and load the new one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 04:14 PM (mgbwf)

106 Well I've been sitting here since I got home, I better go do something.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 04:14 PM (0G2eQ)

107 Maybe new posts are loading from the bottom

The recoil is supposed to eject the old posts and load the new one.

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Double feed?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 08, 2016 04:14 PM (zu88C)

108 >>38
C'mon, who wants to shag a chick that smells like patchouli, b.o. and
whines about equal pay? You can't take her out for a burger, and she has
a problem with your leather jacket.

You're a high roller. If you're not hearing whining about the ball-gag, the dog collar, or being made to smell the glove (over and over), you're not reeeally slumming.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:15 PM (Bdeb0)

109 Maybe new posts are loading from the bottom

The recoil is supposed to eject the old posts and load the new one.

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Double feed?
Posted by: Mortimer

Limp wristing it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:15 PM (gJBE5)

110 108 Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:15 PM (Bdeb0)

Eh...Thistle Piettersen of Madison Madcow fame comes to mind....

I'd rather join the Japanese in nailing their blenders over nailing the likes of her.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:16 PM (SzZnW)

111 The results of this study are partly explained by the fact that liberal males generally have very small dicks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2016 04:16 PM (8ZskC)

112 Natalie Portman is pregnant with her second child.

Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, & Timing Association at September 08, 2016 04:17 PM (1koXB)

113 YAY! Ace fixed it! We're now power tops!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:17 PM (gJBE5)

114 I'm an outlier.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 08, 2016 04:17 PM (Uy6ri)

115 We secretly replaced their new thread with Folgiers tranny crystals, let's see if they notice!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 04:17 PM (TOk1P)

116 I've made my snark about the posting order, now I'm ready to talk about the subject at hand.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:18 PM (Fmupd)

117 112 Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, Timing Association at September 08, 2016 04:17 PM (1koXB)

Headed for public school and living in a co-op I am certain amIright?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:18 PM (SzZnW)

118 "Rockefeller treatment"

You have to come up w/a clinical name for it. lactation therapy?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:18 PM (SeD0w)

119 Lack of faith typically leads to misery which is why many on the left are faithless and those on the right are not.

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (gmeXX)

120
112 Natalie Portman is pregnant with her second child.

Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, & Timing Association at September 08, 2016 04:17 PM (1koXB)

Post "trans man" medical miracle news in the thread above this one, please.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (BK3ZS)

121 If everyone you meet is an asshole, maybe it's you that is the asshole.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (QQ+il)

122 111 The results of this study are partly explained by the fact that liberal males generally have very small dicks.

You don't know the half of it.

Posted by: Milo at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (SeD0w)

123 Liberalism is a malady where you replace God with yourself because he's imperfect, doing it all wrong and his laws of nature demonstrably oppose virtually everything you believe in.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (+YTl9)

124 Natalie Portman is pregnant with her second child.

Meh. Dog bites man.

Posted by: The MSM, America's Proud Watchdog of Democracy at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

125 Liberals want to change the world to make things better, so they are always dissatisfied; Conservatives make the best of things as they are, so they are more likely to be satisfied.

Nationalists do it for God and Country.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (hLRSq)

126
Happiness is a choice

Praeger

Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (EzPgj)

127 The recoil is supposed to eject the old posts and load the new one.

I think you need the thingie that goes up attachment to enable that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2016 04:20 PM (1koXB)

128 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2016 04:20 PM (uPt3V)

129 LOL, I wonder how many "conservatives" in that survey were over 60 years old and had been married for nearly 40 years.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 08, 2016 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

130 128 Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2016 04:20 PM (uPt3V)

'sup!?!

Posted by: 'sup!?! at September 08, 2016 04:20 PM (SzZnW)

131 "The heart of Marxism is simply..."

envy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 08, 2016 04:21 PM (hLRSq)

132 Natalie Portman is pregnant with her second child.

Meh. Dog bites man.
Posted by: The MSM

Call us when her husband is pregnant.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:21 PM (gJBE5)

133
119 Lack of faith typically leads to misery which is why many on the left are faithless and those on the right are not.
Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (gmeXX)

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When it's only yourself that you have to look up to, the future can become pretty bleak.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:21 PM (Fmupd)

134 129 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 08, 2016 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

I'm over 40 and married for more than 1/2 my life to the same gal...

I guess I am "conservative."

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:21 PM (SzZnW)

135 "The heart of Marxism is simply..."

envy.

Missing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:21 PM (gJBE5)

136 111, The results of this study are partly explained by the fact that liberal males generally have very small dicks.

Maybe true of liberal males, but not males who vote Democrat 95% of the time, Word!!

Posted by: Black Guys Everywhere at September 08, 2016 04:21 PM (PGlty)

137 I wouldn't mind liberalism if it didn't effect me. Then they could all go off to some isolated island and kill each other. It's that they want to coerce, destroy and drag me along with them. In that endeavor they are going to meet Darwin.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 04:23 PM (+YTl9)

138 Sex is great around Fort Eromero. We have numerous , wrens, fawns, bunnies, hummingbirds, fish, and bees. Everything from birs to bees. Seems something is still missing from that list though.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2016 04:23 PM (zLDYs)

139
113 YAY! Ace fixed it! We're now power tops!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:17 PM (gJBE5)

It must suck for ace and the cobs that, rather than come right out and say something's messed up in a thread, we endure it and devote about one third of our posts to making snarky remarks about the problem.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:23 PM (BK3ZS)

140 Sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps, real bad...

Posted by: Transman at September 08, 2016 04:23 PM (QQ+il)

141 "The heart of Marxism is simply..."

envy.

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Again, something that the faithless tend to have.

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:23 PM (gmeXX)

142 What's the political factor that makes all men from the UK willing cucks?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (SeD0w)

143
Being in thrall to a ginger for 50 years is no impediment to a satisfactory sex life--or any other aspect of life itself.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (X35Yt)

144 LOL, I wonder how many "conservatives" in that survey were over 60 years old and had been married for nearly 40 years.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 08, 2016 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

Yeah, not to poop in everybody's upper tank, but this is one of those things, universally, if you poll humans, regardless of political leanings, people of retirement ages tend to rate more satisfactory sex lives.

We could speculate (as opposed to speculum) why, but really, it's just one of those things that just is, and probably should NOT come as a shock to anyone.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (TOk1P)

145 Upside down pixie jiggered with AoSHQ.
Upside down cash. Cash is what we need but cash is bad. Cash is bad because only nasty people do nasty things with cash.

Hey, what are you two doing under that table?

Posted by: gNewt....Oh!,...."she [Hillary] has a happy trigger" at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (pnA/u)

146 I thought conservatives were prudish bluenoses who were scared of sex, thought all sex was a sin, or were too ugly to get laid.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (PGlty)

147 Tonight NASA is going to launch an asteroid probe called OSIRIS-REx. Scheduled to return with a chunk of 'roid in 2023.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (2cS/G)

148 i goofed on the date of the last post. One's mind begins slipping when one passes 28

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (dciA+)

149 It must suck for ace and the cobs that, rather than come right out and say something's messed up in a thread, we endure it and devote about one third of our posts to making snarky remarks about the problem.

We say it. They just don't pay attention to us.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (gJBE5)

150 Heh....how much of the misery of their personal lives explains so much else of their lives and attitudes and politics we can never know.

The personal is the political, the leftists and the feminists say - and this is the key to it all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (ISHqK)

151 Why do Liberal women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a guy have a good time.

Posted by: Boom a 'jonesin' for a Jerkey thread' at September 08, 2016 04:25 PM (pERRc)

152 134 I'm over 40 and married for more than 1/2 my life to the same gal...

I guess I am "conservative."

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:21 PM (SzZnW)

Were you like me then when you read the headline and said "what sex life"?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 08, 2016 04:25 PM (mpXpK)

153
147 Tonight NASA is going to launch an asteroid probe called OSIRIS-REx. Scheduled to return with a chunk of 'roid in 2023.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (2cS/G)

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I could give them a chunk of my 'roid for only half the price.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (Fmupd)

154 Yeah, not to poop in everybody's upper tank, but this is one of those things, universally, if you poll humans, regardless of political leanings, people of retirement ages tend to rate more satisfactory sex lives.

Granny sex? Eeeeeewwwww.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (gJBE5)

155 Average Journalist salary $34,000 that explains a lot doesn't it?

Posted by: SmileyNh at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (rgj9x)

156 We could speculate (as opposed to speculum) why, but really, it's just one of those things that just is, and probably should NOT come as a shock to anyone.

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You might even be able to get all sciencey on it and talk about evolution and how the species evolved this way. But evolution only matters when it is used as a club to beat up on the religious.

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (gmeXX)

157 >>I'm over 40 and married for more than 1/2 my life to the same gal... Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:21 PM (SzZnW)

Just another prisoner-of-war in the sexual revolution. Welcome to the camp. Anybody dries the ladies panties in dryer on hot spends a night in the box. Anybody "accidentally" erases 20 DVRs of "Beachfront Bargain Hunt" spends a night in the box. Anybody farts in the sack and then eases out to walk the dog spends a night in the box. Anybody...well, you get the idea.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

158 I am ok with the concept of liberals not reproducing. It's actually more like breeding out the errant genes in the pool.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (+YTl9)

159 Affect, verb, means to impact.
Effect, noun, is the impact.

Posted by: BourbonChicken, Grammar Nazi at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (VdICR)

160
As Dante said,

Pap� Sat�n, pap� Sat�n aleppo.

Posted by: imp at September 08, 2016 04:27 PM (XIXZz)

161 I am ok with the concept of liberals not reproducing. It's actually more like breeding out the errant genes in the pool.

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Its why I'm optimistic about the future. The future belongs to those who show.

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (gmeXX)

162 I could give them a chunk of my 'roid for only half the price.
Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (Fmupd)

Without probing!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (gJBE5)

163 152 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 08, 2016 04:25 PM (mpXpK)

Heh "and I am satisfied with such..."

yeah, no I do okay...and thank God we are not what we once we in matters carnal...

at our "best/worst" we played romper room 1/6th the day give or take....

I'd probably die now, BUT it is better than it was when she was in durka durka 1 and 2 and the happy hongoul so there's that....

I guess I am now just an easy date.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (SzZnW)

164 i goofed on the date of the last post. One's mind begins slipping when one passes 28

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2016 04:24 PM (dciA+)

Then the coughing starts. And the heavy drinking and the falling down...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016: Brain Damaged? Yes, But Not Too Brain Damaged To Still Be A Scheming, Lying Witch at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (8ZskC)

165 >>Were you like me then when you read the headline and said "what sex life"? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 08, 2016 04:25 PM (mpXpK)

Or like the old saw: Know why a bride smiles at her wedding? Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

Try the veal, etc.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (Bdeb0)

166 157 Anybody farts in the sack and then eases out to walk the dog spends a night in the box. Anybody...well, you get the idea.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

You have to shake the sheet first.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (mpXpK)

167 What does Thad Cochran think about all this?

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (uPt3V)

168 By the way, Hillary is asking that if anyone found any of her 13 lost phones please don't look at any of the pictures in the "Humma Humma" file.

Everything else you're welcome to read, including all the interesting drone attack reports.

Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 04:29 PM (/m8T6)

169 157 Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

If there was ever a war of the sexes males have likely always been Poland to Damekind's Germany....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:29 PM (SzZnW)

170 Lately (after 23 years) my wife has taken to giving me the finger...a lot....well after snide comments on my part. It's truly a love story.

Posted by: Goomba 'jonesin' for a Jerkey thread' at September 08, 2016 04:29 PM (pERRc)

171
Anybody...well, you get the idea.

* raises hand *

When are we gonna be workin' over by Lucille's place?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:30 PM (BK3ZS)

172 Lately (after 23 years) my wife has taken to giving me the finger...a lot....well after snide comments on my part. It's truly a love story.

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Some guys are into that I guess.

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:30 PM (gmeXX)

173 My theory is that liberals tend to live in fantasyland and conservatives tend to be realistic.
Liberals think you can end life's imperfections for everyone if you just keep protesting, whining, regulating, spending taxpayer money, and making more laws.

Conservatives tend to believe that there will always be some imperfections and people, usually, should deal with it individually.

Liberals will fix the murder rate with gun control. They'll try to fix bad parenting with taxpayer funded abortion. They thought they could end poverty with welfare spending.

Liberals are more likely to think they can make their personal, sex lives perfect and fair by continually looking for the perfect mate. A lot of conservatives understand that no mate is perfect and you have to work at what you have. Running away too quickly just leads to repeated disappointment.

Of course these are loose generalizations, but I think that conservatives are more likely to accept the reality of what they have and put some effort into it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2016 04:30 PM (+lVUW)

174 159 Affect, verb, means to impact.
Effect, noun, is the impact.
Posted by: BourbonChicken, Grammar Nazi at September 08, 2016

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Eating all those sunflower seeds with the shells affected me.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:30 PM (Fmupd)

175 170 Posted by: Goomba 'jonesin' for a Jerkey thread' at September 08, 2016 04:29 PM (pERRc)

We always used that as our secret signal in crowds

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:31 PM (SzZnW)

176 Lately (after 23 years) my wife has taken to giving me the finger...a lot....well after snide comments on my part. It's truly a love story.

Hallway sex? Pass in the hall and yell "Fvck you" to each other?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:31 PM (gJBE5)

177 167 What does Thad Cochran think about all this?
Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (uPt3V)

I believe that he has had it explained to him that "bahhhhh" means "No"

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 04:31 PM (z/Ubi)

178 Although the best sex I ever had was with a liberal Jewish American girl when I lived in Rome. Go figure.

My Jewish friends tell me that's only because she want married. I guess it's an inside joke.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 04:31 PM (+YTl9)

179 Me and wifey get along so good when she left the house this morning while I was out mowing the grass she locked the door with my house keys laying on the kitchen island.

Lucky I had my phone in my pocket because I was expecting a call from the drug store.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 08, 2016 04:32 PM (mpXpK)

180 If I can quote my friend quoting what he half-remembers of Nietzsche: If all the world seems full of evil and ill, and you find similar unhappiness in every city you visit, you might ponder the possibility that the problem lies in the traveler and not the places traveled to.

"Wherever you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Bonzai

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:32 PM (zc3Db)

181 well, ceteris paribus, you are probably going to have a more satisfying sex experience if you and your partners are not sliding between genders day to day, week to week.

does it really count as cheating if you walk in on your girl and she is screwing another guy, from behind?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 08, 2016 04:32 PM (cPsPa)

182 Conservatives tend to believe that there will always be some imperfections and people, usually, should deal with it individually.

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The faithful know that man is sinful and cannot be perfected in this life. The left knows that man is sinful and tries to perfect the rest of us to atone for their sins in this life.

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:32 PM (gmeXX)

183 Lately (after 23 years) my wife has taken to giving me the finger...a lot....well after snide comments on my part. It's truly a love story.

Posted by: Goomba

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We learned upthread that it is called Deep Prostate Therapy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2016 04:32 PM (7ZVPa)

184 Was your colon impacted?

Oops wrong thread.

Posted by: BourbonChicken, Grammar Nazi at September 08, 2016 04:33 PM (VdICR)

185 176 Lately (after 23 years) my wife has taken to giving me the finger...a lot....well after snide comments on my part. It's truly a love story.

Hallway sex? Pass in the hall and yell "Fvck you" to each other?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 04:31 PM (gJBE5)

Lol! Hey, ya' gotta keep the magic alive somehow.

Posted by: Goomba 'jonesin' for a Jerkey thread' at September 08, 2016 04:33 PM (pERRc)

186 I'll bet there's some smelly sex going on at Burning Man. And lots of STDs to share.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:33 PM (1ZOkK)

187 What's a Leppo? It's kind of like telling someone to be a lert, cause the world needs more lerts.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 08, 2016 04:33 PM (9iR5/)

188 >>>fairy tales that tells them their rotten spirits and bad brains are someone else's fault.

And that is the fundamental problem. This immaturity, this greed that is incapable of saying, "other people are more satisfied than me, they have it better. But my problems are mine, and I have no right to demand by force that others improve my situation. That's my responsibility. I do not begrudge other people their happiness and I wish them well."

Leftism is spite, envy, immaturity and complete lack of self awareness.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 08, 2016 04:34 PM (ZKlDy)

189 Was your colon impacted?

Oops wrong thread.

Posted by: BourbonChicken, Grammar Nazi at September 08, 2016 04:33 PM (VdICR)

Don't you mean ampacted?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 04:34 PM (TOk1P)

190 Cavuto slamming TFG for calling Americans "lazy" while in Laos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:34 PM (1ZOkK)

191 These studies don't really cover people who are essentially conservative: straight, employed, married with children, values driven by western traditions but vote religiously democrat.

Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2016 04:34 PM (q177U)

192 Conservatives are happier in their sex lives because they know how babies are made.

Posted by: Speller at September 08, 2016 04:35 PM (EZW3b)

193
Snark, snark, snark

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2016 04:35 PM (uPt3V)

194 Study: Conservatives Are Generally Happier In Their Sex Lives Than ~~Liberals~~ Leftists

Reducing sex to its purely physical character, removing the main purpose of sex (the idea of pregnancy) from it and promoting every sort of perversion tends to have an impact on the enjoyment of normal relations.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:35 PM (zc3Db)

195
I'll bet there's some smelly sex going on at Burning Man

A week after it ends everybody is "burning, man", especially when they pee.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:36 PM (BK3ZS)

196 If I can quote my friend quoting what he half-remembers of Nietzsche: If all the world seems full of evil and ill, and you find similar unhappiness in every city you visit, you might ponder the possibility that the problem lies in the traveler and not the places traveled to.

Is that BY Nietzsche, or ABOUT Nietzsche?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 04:36 PM (nIGPZ)

197 I'd say leftist politics is not really a politics, primarily, but a
psychological coping mechanism against a world that seems out to make
you miserable.

The sign said Abbey something,
Abbey Normal.

Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2016 04:36 PM (8ikIW)

198 I've said similar things; I'd say leftist politics is not really a politics, primarily, but a psychological coping mechanism against a world that seems out to make you miserable.
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Well, yes (nods to AtC), the world is out to get you. Nature tends to weed out the weak and/or unproductive.

The struggles of the stronger and more productive have created (for most of the world) an existence of relative ease and leisure for the rest. It is that very leisure that makes it possible for the prevailing and degenerative PC mentality and its fellow travelers (the Left) to exist.

If the Left were more concerned about how they were going to earn their next meal, they would have a lot less time to spend squealing like the little pigs that they are.

As for the hard-core committed Marxists, they are power seekers. Even the very lowest of them. They delight in totalitarianism, until they become Venezuela.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 04:36 PM (9mTYi)

199 195 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:36 PM (BK3ZS)

The ONLY positive thing of the post antibiotic age will be the raw entertainment of the super-syphillis dance troupes.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:37 PM (SzZnW)

200 If all the world seems full of evil and ill, and you find similar unhappiness in every city you visit, you might ponder the possibility that the problem lies in the traveler and not the places traveled to.

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Or, as my brother puts it: "If you ran into an asshole in the morning, well, you met an asshole. If you ran into assholes all day, YOU'RE the asshole."

Posted by: rocketeer67 at September 08, 2016 04:37 PM (Ajcs2)

201 Lefties are basically the lineal descendants of Puritans so no surprise really

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 04:37 PM (piuBT)

202 Misery doesn't love company. The last thing a miserable person wants to be around is a happy person. Misery loves MISERABLE company.

Posted by: YYYGuy at September 08, 2016 04:37 PM (D/SQY)

203 Have not read comments yet but someone had to write the saying:

If everyone you meet is an asshole , it may be just you who is the asshole.

Posted by: Turkey Baster at September 08, 2016 04:38 PM (cQd8v)

204
190 Cavuto slamming TFG for calling Americans "lazy" while in Laos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Laos. Another staunch American ally.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:38 PM (Fmupd)

205 Well crap, Grump928(c) beat me to it.

Asshole.

Posted by: rocketeer67 at September 08, 2016 04:38 PM (Ajcs2)

206 Lert derp!

Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 04:38 PM (qUNWi)

207 194 Study: Conservatives Are Generally Happier In Their Sex Lives Than Liberals Leftists

Reducing sex to its purely physical character, removing the main purpose of sex (the idea of pregnancy) from it and promoting every sort of perversion tends to have an impact on the enjoyment of normal relations.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:35 PM (zc3Db)

Right? Some people gees.

Posted by: A. Weiner at September 08, 2016 04:38 PM (pERRc)

208 Asshole.

Hey watch it.....he's not an asshole.

He da whole ass.

Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (qUNWi)

209 >>>Or, as my brother puts it: "If you ran into an asshole in the morning, well, you met an asshole. If you ran into assholes all day, YOU'RE the asshole."
Posted by: rocketeer67 at September 08, 2016 04:37 PM (Ajcs2)

Or a proctologist.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (Z1U+Q)

210 >>203
Have not read comments yet but someone had to write the saying:
If everyone you meet is an asshole , it may be just you who is the asshole. Posted by: Turkey Baster at September 08, 2016 04:38 PM (cQd8v)

Asshole, or do not asshole. There is no try.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (Bdeb0)

211 Turkey Baster came after. Another asshole.

Crap. I think I may be an asshole.

Posted by: rocketeer67 at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (Ajcs2)

212 121 If everyone you meet is an asshole, maybe it's you that is the asshole.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (QQ+il)
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Uh oh.

Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (Sfs6o)

213 We're happier because we're better people.

Stronger, smarter, better looking, more successful, and far, far more modest.

Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (Zs4uk)

214 Asshole, or do not asshole. There is no try.

Exactly.

Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (qUNWi)

215
Looks like it's assholes all the way down.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2016 04:41 PM (BK3ZS)

216 Leftist women just get really frustrated trying to put condoms on their vaginas ... because "not just men wear condoms".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:41 PM (zc3Db)

217 213 Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (Zs4uk)

The living embodiment of the left is Melissa Click and Trigglypuff on the low end and the superstars are Amy Schoomah and Lenard Dunham....

it's a low bar to hop over, most conservatives do so with ease.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (SzZnW)

218 What's an asshole?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (DW+jj)

219 Most psychological problems affect a minority of the population. Why is leftism so widespread?

Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (xVuS6)

220 Seriously?

Posted by: kimoloka at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (Ra8VF)

221 Stronger, smarter, better looking, more successful, and far, far more modest.

And we have what plants crave.

Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (qUNWi)

222 Jesus, used to be I was able to communicate with conservatives on an issue level, because I served and so had many of them. About military and political issues and shit. We would disagree, but it would be interesting. But you all ended up hating 20 something feminists and trying to copy Milo, didnt you? "Liberuls have less sex, so they are just envious, cuz theyre not alphas like us! Go Team! Go Team!"

Jesus, the fall of the republic was best envisioned in the Jeresy-shore episode of South Park. And the worst part is, youre going to win. Go Bros! Beat them hos! Blackfive! Trump!

Jesus, Im soon off to the mountains.

Posted by: Fnord at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (ZgRru)

223 Reducing sex to its purely physical character, removing the main purpose of sex (the idea of pregnancy) from it and promoting every sort of perversion tends to have an impact on the enjoyment of normal relations.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:35 PM

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Hmmm. I think I'm going to have to sit down and think about this.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 04:43 PM (Fmupd)

224 218 Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (DW+jj)

Asshole is a Muslim community outside of Alpo the capital of Damascus Gary....

DUH!

//Al-NYT

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:43 PM (SzZnW)

225 The heart of Marxism is simply a psychological malady, and those attracted to it share that same psychological malady.

In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

It's also the story of Islam, who to be fair, thought of it first.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2016 04:43 PM (TFxjY)

226 You're kidding me, right? I mean, I'm sitting right here - what am I invisible?

Posted by: Mike Barnicle at September 08, 2016 04:43 PM (Ajcs2)

227 My god, it's full of assholes!

Posted by: Obligatory Dave Bowman contribution at September 08, 2016 04:43 PM (Bdeb0)

228 Obama put the louse in Laos....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2016 04:43 PM (PGlty)

229 Study: Conservatives Are Generally Happier In Their Sex Lives Than Liberals

Penis Envy run amok.

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at September 08, 2016 04:44 PM (zc3Db)

230 219 Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (xVuS6)

That's why they took the academy my friend...

day's coming *we* will be sent to the nuthouse for not being unhappy enough.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:44 PM (SzZnW)

231 The Assholes Call, And I Must Go.

Posted by: Obligatory John Muir at September 08, 2016 04:44 PM (Bdeb0)

232 When a Leppo's wife gives him the finger, it's no joking matter.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:44 PM (2cS/G)

233 o/t: genetic analysis of giraffes has determined that there are 4 distinct species, not 1 with 4 sub-species.!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 04:45 PM (WTSFk)

234 ... just trying to help.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 04:45 PM (WTSFk)

235 Sex is non political. I don't think you can make a determination what political bent is happier. Since my group of friends are 95% conservative, my anecdotal evidence would seem to at least raise questions of the validity of that report.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 08, 2016 04:45 PM (cQd8v)

236 All this talk about assholes...

I've got to watch Team America again tonight.

Dicks, Pussies and Assholes.

Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 04:45 PM (Zs4uk)

237 Seriously? This is what sets us apart from liberals? Not to mention in what alternate universe is this even scientifically deducible? No, if we're going to take back this country, we're gonna need to do more than just bone our partners in a superior fashion.

Posted by: kimoloka at September 08, 2016 04:46 PM (Ra8VF)

238 o/t: genetic analysis of giraffes has determined that there are 4 distinct species, not 1 with 4 sub-species.!

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What if they want to identify as a different sub-species? Why let genetics classify them?

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:46 PM (gmeXX)

239 222 Posted by: Fnord at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (ZgRru)

Buck up little tiger, if they were truly happy in matters carnal they would not spend 75% of their day thinking of ways to litigate it would they?

You and I are destined to be the nerdy wargamers in the bookstore my friend.

The left will have our military at its smallest since the war of 1812's build up in the next 18 years.

Buckle up.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:46 PM (SzZnW)

240 Short necked giraffe.

Regular necked giraffe.

Log necked giraffe.

Spotted giraffe.

Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 04:46 PM (qUNWi)

241 Jesus, Im soon off to the mountains.

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Somebody could use a happier sex life. Lighten up, asshole.

Posted by: Rocketeer67 at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (Ajcs2)

242 224: Thanks, but Hope Solo emailed me some pictures and is going to come over tonight.

I'm too stoned to get a boner, but she said no problem.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (DW+jj)

243 237 Posted by: kimoloka at September 08, 2016 04:46 PM (Ra8VF)

No actually this is how we were on track to take the nation back in the 90s.....which is why the left are so hot for amigo grande and importing jihad my friend.

They have a LOT of aborted babies to make up for.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (SzZnW)

244 Francois Hollande: to combat terror, France must create an "Islam of France".

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (ZKlDy)

245 235 Sex is non political.

It shouldn't be, but liberals make it political much more than conservatives do.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (PGlty)

246 based on an informal survey of AoS readers' sex lives, I either have to question this study, or else say the HQ crew is letting down the team.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (dciA+)

247 No, if we're going to take back this country, we're gonna need to do more than just bone our partners in a superior fashion.

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Happy sex leads to more sex which leads to more babies; therefore, conservatives should out-breed liberals.

I think its a good opening move. A long game though.

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (gmeXX)

248 @240 Hmmm...sounds good, I'll have the combo platter.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (2cS/G)

249 222

your concern is noted.

Posted by: Moki at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (VnCI9)

250 Somebody could use a happier sex life. Lighten up, asshole.

Anus bleach?

Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 04:48 PM (qUNWi)

251 No, if we're going to take back this country, we're gonna need to do more than just bone our partners in a superior fashion.

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Well, sure - more. But let's not just dismiss the superior boning, okay?

Posted by: Rocketeer67 at September 08, 2016 04:48 PM (Ajcs2)

252 Misery loves company, but misery even more loves manifestos, fairy tales
that tells them their rotten spirits and bad brains are someone else's
fault.

I had a professor in a psych class that use to say "Misery not only loves company, it loves miserable company."

Indeed.

Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 04:48 PM (Enq6K)

253 OT, but this makes me really mad: Seattle Seahawks are considering sitting out the national anthem as a team in support of Kaepernick and all the other idiots.

At their opening game.

On September 11.

Wretched, wretched people.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 04:48 PM (xpSCc)

254 >>>! Blackfive! Trump!

Whatever happened to Blackfive? That site really went quiet...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 04:49 PM (Z1U+Q)

255 188
Leftism is spite, envy, immaturity and complete lack of self awareness.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 08, 2016 04:34 PM (ZKlDy)

And the entire philosophy is based on the opposite of the Ten Commandments -- especially "Do not covet."

Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2016 04:49 PM (xVuS6)

256 244 Francois Hollande: to combat terror, France must create an "Islam of France".

I should have just converted and been done with it....

Posted by: Charles Martel at September 08, 2016 04:49 PM (PGlty)

257 Study: Conservatives Are Generally Happier In Their Sex Lives Than ~~Liberals~~ Leftists

People tend to value things based on their cost and the effort to attain them. "Free sex" ends up being worth its price.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:49 PM (zc3Db)

258 No, if we're going to take back this country, we're gonna need to do more than just bone our partners in a superior fashion.

Posted by: kimoloka at September 08, 2016 04:46 PM (Ra8VF)

Well it couldn't hurt.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 04:49 PM (tewYv)

259 Agreed. Superior boning should not be dismissed out of hand.

Posted by: kimoloka at September 08, 2016 04:49 PM (Ra8VF)

260 Francois Hollande: to combat terror, France must create an "Islam of France".

--

Maybe they should try what worked last time.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2016 04:49 PM (7ZVPa)

261

What about the "mixed" marriage?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (qCMvj)

262 And, like Marx, they abhor work. Therefore they want everything for free.

Let them work for a nickel and a lot of this would disappear.

Posted by: Lurkette at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (jVlNS)

263 Did you like how I slipped that "out of hand" part in there?

Posted by: kimoloka at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (Ra8VF)

264 @253 it's about time somebody protested America's willingness to accept unaccountable public sector unions

That's what they're complaining about, right? They just don't know it because their educators did them a severe disservice growing up?

Posted by: SB the overly tired guy at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (HC9rg)

265 About an hour ago, Doug Baldwin of the Seahawks Tweeted this..."To express a desire to bring people together, our team will honor the country and flag in a pregame demonstration of unity.". Open to interpretation but seemingly a walk-back.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (2cS/G)

266 186 I'll bet there's some smelly sex going on at Burning Man. And lots of STDs to share.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:33 PM (1ZOkK)

Burning Urination Man? Hate the game, not the playa (see what I did there?)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hhtu6y7
Nietzsche almost offed hisself over the same bitch Rilke did.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (ucB75)

267 253 OT, but this makes me really mad: Seattle Seahawks are considering sitting out the national anthem as a team in support of Kaepernick and all the other idiots.

At their opening game.

On September 11.

Wretched, wretched people.

Pete Carroll have something to do with this???

Posted by: Charles Martel at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (PGlty)

268 Sometimes it can hurt

Posted by: kimoloka at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (Ra8VF)

269 OT: in my best Jeremy Clarkson voice...

I've mended something!

Just replaced my headlight bulbs all by myself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 04:51 PM (mgbwf)

270 Cons are happy with just a little joy in their humdrum lives. Libs are always jonesing for the meth of life.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 08, 2016 04:51 PM (FtrY1)

271 181 well, ceteris paribus, you are probably going to have a more satisfying sex experience if you and your partners are not sliding between genders day to day, week to week.

So, where are all these transgenders? 6 decades of life and I haven't met even 1. The media acts like it's very common. I've known several gay people, no transgenders.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2016 04:51 PM (+lVUW)

272 219
Most psychological problems affect a minority of the population. Why is leftism so widespread?

Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2016 04:42 PM (xVuS6)

The minority went into teaching.

Present company excluded of course.

Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 04:51 PM (Enq6K)

273 based on an informal survey of AoS readers' sex lives, I either have to question this study, or else say the HQ crew is letting down the team.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2016 04:47 PM (dciA+)
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Now ace, I would posit that the ones who are unhappy with the way things are would be the ones who are more willing to talk about it, complain about it, if you will.

Whereas those of us that are happy with our situation don't want to rain on everyone else's parade with our happiness.

But I am happy. +1 in the happiness column.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 04:51 PM (xpSCc)

274 No, if we're going to take back this country, we're gonna need to do more than just bone our partners in a superior fashion.

Breeding like rabbits to overwhelm them is a natural part of any long-range strategy to revive proper Western culture. But it won't work in a vacuum, granted.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (9krrF)

275 There's some old douche on Cavuto saying Trump hasn't served his country, Hillary did, and Trump is only running so he can quash any investigation by the IRS into his businesses.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (1ZOkK)

276 ed by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 04:48 PM (xpSCc)

Man, they really do not know who their demographics are, do they? Nuzzling up to the Lefties isn't going to win them to your side, it just alienates your actual supporters.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (hLRSq)

277 About an hour ago, Doug Baldwin of the Seahawks Tweeted this..."To express a desire to bring people together, our team will honor the country and flag in a pregame demonstration of unity.". Open to interpretation but seemingly a walk-back.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (2cS/G)

They can take a long walkback over a short pier.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (zc3Db)

278 Francois Hollande: to combat terror, France must create an "Islam of France".

So, umm, you tossed Christianity out. What you gonna replace it with?

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (tewYv)

279 conservative: "I've got a chubby, honey."
liberal: "I've got a chubby honey."

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (HgMAr)

280 OT, but this makes me really mad: Seattle Seahawks are considering sitting out the national anthem as a team in support of Kaepernick and all the other idiots.

At their opening game.

On September 11.

Wretched, wretched people.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 04:48 PM (xpSCc)

they can just do what these guys did:

Washington Soccer Team Denies SJW Player Chance To Disrespect National Anthem By Playing It Before Team Entered The Field...

weasel zippers

Seattle Reign midfielder Megan Rapinoe knelt during the national anthem in a game last week in a nod to San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who has been sitting out the song to protest police brutality.

But Rapinoe was prevented from repeating the gesture Wednesday when the home team Washington Spirit played the anthem while the teams were off the field at the Maryland SoccerPlex.

beetchslap

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (qCMvj)

281 Pete Carroll have something to do with this???
Posted by: Charles Martel at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (PGlty)
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I just quickly looked at the article (on Drudge) but he is not coming out against it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (xpSCc)

282 274 No, if we're going to take back this country, we're gonna need to do more than just bone our partners in a superior fashion.

Breeding like rabbits to overwhelm them is a natural part of any long-range strategy to revive proper Western culture. But it won't work in a vacuum, granted.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (9krrF)

Has anyone ever banged in a vacuum? Where's Neil DeGrasse Tyson when you need him?

Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (7HtZB)

283 The media acts like it's very common. I've known several gay people, no transgenders.

It's like how they want folks to think blacks are half the population. They're very selective in what they show.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (9krrF)

284 258 No, if we're going to take back this country, we're gonna need to do more than just bone our partners in a superior fashion. Posted by: kimoloka at September 08, 2016 04:46 PM (Ra8VF)

Well it couldn't hurt. Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 04:49 PM (tewYv)

Says you.

Posted by: Woman who takes small steps at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (VdICR)

285 I'm pro motorboating and I vote

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (uPt3V)

286 Or, as my brother puts it: "If you ran into an asshole in the morning, well, you met an asshole. If you ran into assholes all day, YOU'RE the asshole."
Posted by: rocketeer
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I recall reading a piece by a Brit psychologist who worked among British prisoners.

He wearily recounted the number of times that prisoners had said, "I just got mixed up with the wrong crowd".

His observation was that they never seemed to realize that they were the 'wrong crowd'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (9mTYi)

287 I just assume these players show their true colors. The NFL is more fun with some villains.

Posted by: SH at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (gmeXX)

288 >>>Why is leftism so widespread?

It's not in my humble opinion. There is Leftists, and there is their supporters and enablers. At the risk of repeating myself, many of the people who defend and vote for leftists are living what is essentially a conservative lifestyle.

Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2016 04:53 PM (q177U)

289
265 About an hour ago, Doug Baldwin of the Seahawks Tweeted this..."To express a desire to bring people together, our team will honor the country and flag in a pregame demonstration of unity.". Open to interpretation but seemingly a walk-back.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (2cS/G)

An assembly on the field three hours before kickoff......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 04:54 PM (xxSK3)

290 280 - I heard The Seahawks are considering letting Rapeone scissor her gf for the halftime show.

Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 04:54 PM (7HtZB)

291 conservative: "I've got a chubby, honey."
liberal: "I've got a chubby honey."
Posted by: wth
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This that Oxford comma thing, isn't it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 04:55 PM (9mTYi)

292 Leftism is spite, envy, immaturity and complete lack of self awareness.
Posted by: Yuimetal

Yeah, the promotion of envy of successful people has become a lot worse since Obama got elected.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2016 04:55 PM (+lVUW)

293 Another of my favorite Churchill quotes sums up how I feel about the Left.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 08, 2016 04:55 PM (cQd8v)

294 based on an informal survey of AoS readers' sex lives, I either have to question this study, or else say the HQ crew is letting down the team.Posted by: ace�

Sometimes conservatives are somewhat 'conservative' about what they are willing to talk about.

Personally, I have sex in frequently. Two words.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 04:55 PM (ZFUt7)

295 If this is true, I think this is a problem of the modern leftist, who is really off the rails into cloud cuckoo land. They politicize everything, every little thing, as has been noted.

If you politicize something, you're going to get miserable about it. I'll bet they're unsatisfied with a lot of shit. Hell, I like to see some damn study on it. They're probably unsatisfied with their "food lives", for instance.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 08, 2016 04:55 PM (DW+jj)

296 There's some old douche on Cavuto saying Trump hasn't served his country, Hillary did, and Trump is only running so he can quash any investigation by the IRS into his businesses.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (1ZOkK)

That's some heavy duty projection right there.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 08, 2016 04:55 PM (hLRSq)

297 I've never met a happy leftist. Even the dictators are miserable. They corrupt everything. Ailes said it best "Negative people make healthy people sick."

Posted by: Locke Common at September 08, 2016 04:55 PM (CZCmp)

298 Conservative are more easily satisfied when it comes to sex, maybe their drive is more materialistic?

Posted by: him at September 08, 2016 04:57 PM (epLyw)

299 1
It's because we know the difference between a man and a woman

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 08, 2016 03:43 PM (6Ll1u)

Rare is it to find a thread winner at number 1.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 08, 2016 04:57 PM (WuRdh)

300 Just saw an interview of Bill Bradley on Cavuto. He claims that Trump is only running so he can quash an IRS investigation. Bill is a few fries short of a happy meal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2016 04:58 PM (kTF2Z)

301 >>So, umm, you tossed Christianity out. What you gonna replace it with? Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (tewYv)

Nothing. He tossed nothing out; the French just aren't interested anymore.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:58 PM (Bdeb0)

302
I'd probably die now, BUT it is better than it was when she was in durka durka 1 and 2 and the happy hongoul so there's that....

I guess I am now just an easy date.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (SzZnW)

Could somebody translate this for me?

Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 04:59 PM (H6Ca0)

303 Yeah, the promotion of envy of successful people has become a lot worse since Obama got elected.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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I think we are past the 'envy' stage, and well into jealousy. I propose that we stop speaking of the 'politics of envy' and move up to 'the politics of jealousy'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 04:59 PM (9mTYi)

304 @274 Have you tried it in a vacuum? It's not bad, really...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2016 04:59 PM (tIja6)

305 >>300
Just saw an interview of Bill Bradley on Cavuto. He claims that Trump is
only running so he can quash an IRS investigation. Bill is a few fries
short of a happy meal. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2016 04:58 PM (kTF2Z)

Bradley would've pulled one of these Kaepernick "solidarity" stunts back in the day.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 05:00 PM (Bdeb0)

306 About an hour ago, Doug Baldwin of the Seahawks Tweeted this..."To express a desire to bring people together, our team will honor the country and flag in a pregame demonstration of unity.". Open to interpretation but seemingly a walk-back.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (2cS/G)

They can take a long walkback over a short pier.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:52 PM (zc3Db)

Hear hear! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 05:00 PM (gJBE5)

307 "Cavuto slamming TFG for calling Americans "lazy" while in Laos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh"

That asshole just keeps finding new ways to piss me off even afer 8 years. I regularly work 60-70 hours a week on top of raising two kids. I love to travel and read about other cultures but as it turns out I just don't have much time or energy left after fulfilling my duties.. Not because I am lazy.

I doubt he ever once put in a 70 hr workweek his whole life and he is out badmouthing people like me. You know he wasn't criticizing the lazy-ass Dem base moochers. F***ing shithead really struck a nerve with that one.

Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2016 05:00 PM (1BQGO)

308 Nothing. He tossed nothing out; the French just aren't interested anymore.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 04:58 PM (Bdeb0)

I didn't mean Hollande personally, he's a Commie, but the French elected him.

I meant France.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 05:00 PM (tewYv)

309 302 Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 04:59 PM (H6Ca0)

The wife and I had sex about 4 hours a day in our late teens early twenties.

I'd probably die keeping that old schedule at 44, but even with our reduced happy time it is STILL better than when she was in Iraq, Afghanistan, and South Korea and we only got to rut when she was home on midtour leave.

I guess I am just easy to please.

//Sven keeping his cryptic shoes shined

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 05:01 PM (SzZnW)

310 I'd probably die now, BUT it is better than it was when she was in durka durka 1 and 2 and the happy hongoul so there's that....

I guess I am now just an easy date.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (SzZnW)

Could somebody translate this for me?
Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 04:59 PM (H6Ca0)
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Glad I'm not the only one who didn't get this.

I think he's trying to say his wife used to wear a burka. Or something.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (xpSCc)

311
Pete Carroll have something to do with this???
Posted by: Charles Martel at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (PGlty)

Paul Allen owns the team so i'm sure he is on board with it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (lKyWE)

312 Just saw an interview of Bill Bradley on Cavuto. He
claims that Trump is only running so he can quash an IRS investigation.
Bill is a few fries short of a happy meal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2016 04:58 PM
~~~~~
I saw that too. Made me nervous in that he was probably sent out there specificlly to start a new meme against Trump. Not that I'm buying his spiel, but this one could have legs among the LIVs.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (eM2Uz)

313 302
I'd probably die now, BUT it is better than it was when she was in durka durka 1 and 2 and the happy hongoul so there's that....

I guess I am now just an easy date.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 04:28 PM (SzZnW)

Could somebody translate this for me?
Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 04:59 PM (H6Ca0)

He's willing to get as jiggy as his wife wants, even if it kills him?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (gJBE5)

314 >>308 I didn't mean Hollande personally, he's a Commie, but the French elected him.
I meant France. Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 05:00 PM (tewYv)

I guess my comment stands in either case.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (Bdeb0)

315 based on an informal survey of AoS readers' sex lives, I either have to question this study, or else say the HQ crew is letting down the team.
Posted by: ace
.................

We're just a bunch of happy fappers.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (HgMAr)

316 That asshole just keeps finding new ways to piss me off even afer 8 years. I regularly work 60-70 hours a week on top of raising two kids. I love to travel and read about other cultures but as it turns out I just don't have much time or energy left after fulfilling my duties.. Not because I am lazy.

I doubt he ever once put in a 70 hr workweek his whole life and he is out badmouthing people like me. You know he wasn't criticizing the lazy-ass Dem base moochers. F***ing shithead really struck a nerve with that one.

Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2016 05:00 PM (1BQGO)

And Barky is the one who had the full-time workweek defined down to 30 hours for his national socialist BarkyCare.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (zc3Db)

317 Marxism is for people who have no imagination. Just kill yourselves already, you fucks!

Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (HVQlX)

318 Bill Bradley was in the Air Force Reserve for six months. Therefore can diss Trump who "never served a minute in his life." Pretty tired of that attitude.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (tIja6)

319 Survey is BS. Me and my right hand have a very happy sex life. Want to see a picture?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 08, 2016 05:03 PM (OD2ni)

320 About an hour ago, Doug Baldwin of the Seahawks Tweeted this..."To express a desire to bring people together, our team will honor the country and flag in a pregame demonstration of unity.". Open to interpretation but seemingly a walk-back.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 04:50 PM (2cS/G)

Doug Baldwin of the same Seahawks led by Russell Wilson who moved his wedding because NORTH CAROLINA!!!!

Posted by: Golfman at September 08, 2016 05:03 PM (48QDY)

321 >>>304 @274 Have you tried it in a vacuum? It's not bad, really...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2016 04:59 PM (tIja6)

Dyson or Electrolux?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 05:03 PM (Z1U+Q)

322 Oh noes. Just heard on local news that Lady Chablis (of the book and movie "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil") has died.

Speaking of trannies...or drag queens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 05:04 PM (1ZOkK)

323 Heh. Trump coming to town Monday. Should I attend? The crazies will be out in force.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 05:04 PM (9mTYi)

324 310 Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (xpSCc)

You caught us, we are secretly Jihadists.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 05:04 PM (SzZnW)

325 HeeHawks Vs Dauphins.

Hard to choose between scavenger birds and limp dicked Frog nobility. I'll root for the one that has more players standing.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 08, 2016 05:04 PM (FtrY1)

326 Just saw this over at Zip's place. Pretty heartwarming, and tells me that there's hope.
http://tinyurl.com/zzwtsxe

Posted by: Old Blue at September 08, 2016 05:05 PM (9iR5/)

327 I wish the Seahawks would all sit down during the National Anthem. People need some type of trigger before they take any real action. This would be that trigger. I don't want to wish for such things but they started it and I hate the slow roll. Get whatever is going to happen to happen now.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 08, 2016 05:05 PM (cQd8v)

328 313 Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 05:02 PM (gJBE5)

Well Rick I *was* taught to come to attention on command in a camp atmosphere.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 05:06 PM (SzZnW)

329 Hillary's Health Concerns Serious, Say Most Doctors Polled by the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons (AAPS)

*throws lamp at wall*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 08, 2016 05:06 PM (ZFUt7)

330 Sex life means children. They hate children. Children cramp their style and pollute Gaia.

Posted by: ejo at September 08, 2016 05:06 PM (il4FI)

331 Moki, are you still here? I'm wondering how your daughter is doing and hoping that she's doing great.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 05:06 PM (xpSCc)

332 "Leftist politics in general is mostly just compensation for (usually justified) feelings of personal inadequacy."

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I have feelings of inadequacy. I just know that compensation is not forthcoming; life's not like that. People who don't understand that about the workd annoy me.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 08, 2016 05:06 PM (/f6Nd)

333 Alot of red on Drudge about cankles health ....or lac there of

Posted by: E.T. at September 08, 2016 05:07 PM (c+7Ko)

334 "I recall reading a piece by a Brit psychologist who worked among British prisoners. He wearily recounted the number of times that prisoners had said, 'I just got mixed up with the wrong crowd'. His observation was that they never seemed to realize that they were the 'wrong crowd'."

Theodore Dalrymple.

He's an MD, not a psychologist. Has no truck with the fashionable dogmas of either psychology or psychiatry.

His _Life At The Bottom: The Worldview That Makes The Underclass_ should be on the required reading list.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 05:07 PM (noWW6)

335 "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil") has died.

Speaking of trannies...or drag queens.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I actually knew one of the people mentioned in said book. And, before anyone makes any vulgar comments, when I say 'knew', I mean platonic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 05:07 PM (9mTYi)

336 330 Posted by: ejo at September 08, 2016 05:06 PM (il4FI)

Yup, to us children are a joy and we tried to take Lad10077 everywhere we could once he was old enough....

to them children are an accidental unwanted byproduct of carnal congress.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 05:07 PM (SzZnW)

337 Derka derka 1 & 2, I laughed.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 08, 2016 05:08 PM (6Ll1u)

338 Nood. Effing Seahawks.

Posted by: Golfman at September 08, 2016 05:08 PM (48QDY)

339 Just saw this over at Zip's place. Pretty heartwarming, and tells me that there's hope.
http://tinyurl.com/zzwtsxe
Posted by: Old Blue at September 08, 2016 05:05 PM (9iR5/)
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That's a really nice story. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 05:08 PM (xpSCc)

340 335 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 05:07 PM (9mTYi)

Well "knew" as in "I took notes from the Mickey Spillane FBI flier needed to nail that pinko....."

keep up your front Hammer I miss it so on my breaks.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 05:09 PM (SzZnW)

341 He's an MD, not a psychologist. Has no truck with the fashionable dogmas of either psychology or psychiatry.

His _Life At The Bottom: The Worldview That Makes The Underclass_ should be on the required reading list.
Posted by: torquewrench
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Thanks for correction. I read that probably 8 years ago?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 05:09 PM (9mTYi)

342 If you look in the annals of medicine, you will find several cases of penile injury from some dude sticking his dick into a vacuum cleaner hose.

It seems to be older men, late 40s and up who do this. Or at least or the ones who mess up the old "pop 'er in" (Shakespearean term for dick) doing it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 08, 2016 05:09 PM (DW+jj)

343 337 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 08, 2016 05:08 PM (6Ll1u)

I'm just glad she is old enough and long enough in her career she likely won't see Obama's Durka Durka 3, 4 and 5....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 08, 2016 05:09 PM (SzZnW)

344
Just saw an interview of Bill Bradley on Cavuto. He claims that Trump is only running so he can quash an IRS investigation.

So he's trying to quash an investigation by doing something thatdraws intense media scrutiny into every aspect of your personal and professional life?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 08, 2016 05:10 PM (lKyWE)

345 Well I will admit both that I'm happier with my sex life than I used to be, and that it is, in fact, clinically dead. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 05:10 PM (9krrF)

346 121 If everyone you meet is an asshole, maybe it's you that is the asshole.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (QQ+il)
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Uh oh.
Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2016 04:40 PM (Sfs6o)

Lol!

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2016 05:11 PM (fu1JC)

347 Damnit! Who put that Hillary sock on me? Oh yeah.

Posted by: StrawMan at September 08, 2016 05:12 PM (fu1JC)

348 "Leftist politics in general is mostly just compensation for (usually justified) feelings of personal inadequacy."

Something about that statement isn't quite right. Every leftist I know is hardly is suffering from feeling of inadequacy. Quite the opposite. Each and every one one thinks they are one of the smartest, special, most incredibly awesome person the rest of us are lucky to know.

It's more as if the leftists are trying to compensate for what they think is everybody elses evil stupidity.

Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2016 05:13 PM (1BQGO)

349 The problem with sex and socialism is that eventually one runs out of people to 'pump and dump'...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 08, 2016 05:14 PM (kP16F)

350
*groan*
I have a finance committee meeting this evening. They are excruciatingly tedious. People just love to hear themselves talk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 05:14 PM (9mTYi)

351 For the ultimate in Vacuum Love, look up Chris Miller's "Cock Tales" for National Lampoon. Miller went on to write some other stuff. ("Animal House.")

Funniest in-person performing comic I ever saw. Gave up on comedians after that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2016 05:16 PM (tIja6)

352 "I'd say leftist politics is not really a politics, primarily, but a
psychological coping mechanism against a world that seems out to make
you miserable".

true, dat

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2016 05:16 PM (c6/9Q)

353 I have a finance committee meeting this evening. They are excruciatingly tedious. People just love to hear themselves talk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 05:14 PM (9mTYi)

bring an agenda, keep their yapping to 3 minutes

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2016 05:18 PM (c6/9Q)

354 I pointed out to my liberal friend that Marx is a dead, rich, white male. (his daddy was rich)

You can imagine how that went over.

Posted by: PBJ1515 at September 08, 2016 05:18 PM (PsdJu)

355 Maybe leftists are less satisfied with their sex lives because, on average, the action they want is stranger and less available fringe stuff. Not to mention that, normal heterosexual activities unavoidably put the lie to the leftist social justice narratives about power and gender.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 08, 2016 05:18 PM (/f6Nd)

356 He claims that Trump is only running so he can quash an IRS investigation.

The mirror opposite of this accusation, that Hillary is only running for the political cover it gives her, is more more credible.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2016 05:25 PM (VdICR)

357 Reducing sex to its purely physical character, removing the main purpose of sex (the idea of pregnancy) from it and promoting every sort of perversion tends to have an impact on the enjoyment of normal relations.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 04:35 PM (zc3Db)

Baby you're not going to make it if you don't learn how to do the wheelbarrow.

Posted by: gNewt....Oh!,.... at September 08, 2016 05:25 PM (MWX7h)

358 New post.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2016 05:26 PM (VdICR)

359 One really cannot read Marx without realizing, quickly, that this guy is not really talking about politics at all; he is hyperemotional and raging at the world and "society" and his low place in it; he is embittered and envenomed, and spitting out venom at all the world around him.
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Well, I was a journalist, Ace.

Posted by: zombie karl marx at September 08, 2016 05:41 PM (LdMbv)

360 To liberals, all sex is rape so.........

Posted by: Talon at September 08, 2016 05:52 PM (pCH3f)

361 The best explanation for the truth of this post, is the preceding one.

Posted by: George LeS at September 08, 2016 06:50 PM (+TcCF)

362 I respectfully disagree. Leftist politics is a means for the power-hungry to dominate those psychologically miserable people Ace describes.

Posted by: Iowa Lawyer at September 08, 2016 08:02 PM (nRv8f)

363 Wow. "The heart of Marxism is simply a psychological malady, and those attracted to it share that same psychological malady. Misery loves company, but misery even more loves manifestos, fairy tales that tells them their rotten spirits and bad brains are someone else's fault.".
You need to patent that one! I just opened a new folder named 'Ace Zingers'. Nice post.

Posted by: TheFoundersParty at September 08, 2016 08:49 PM (QAVtQ)

364 It's like when someone travels overseas and talks about how nice people were there. Americans have become bitchy and angry.
Thanks, Obama.
Although, to be fair, H/T to Pelosi and Reid!

Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at September 08, 2016 11:19 PM (L7t0A)

365 Speaking of Nietzsche...his theory of "slave morality" and "master morality" has some bearing here as well. In his view, master morality affirms and postulates as 'the good' those virtues and traits of the ascendant, prosperous and healthy classes who hold that morality, and pose as 'bad' the traits held by the submerged, unhappy and self-defeating classes. It is a positive, self-respecting morality.
Slave morality, on the other hand, looks upon the masters as an oppressor class and holds those VERY SAME QUALITIES thought to be 'good' by the masters - strength, independence of spirit, intellectual vigor, self-love, gratitude for the gift of life - as the essence of 'evil', while those who do not have those qualities are thought to be 'the good'. It is a negative, reactionary, resentful morality.

Sound like anyone we know?

Posted by: jbspry at September 09, 2016 07:41 AM (Tcn31)

366 "Non linear formatting. Also known as a leppo.
Posted by: x at September 08, 2016 03:52 PM (nFwvY)

No, no. "Aleppo" is a font type."

Wrong again. Aleppo was one of the Marx Brothers - you know, the good-looking one who wasn't really funny. He left the act to become a reform rabbi.

Posted by: jbspry at September 09, 2016 07:56 AM (Tcn31)

367 One more Nietzsche and I'll stop:
(Paraphrased) "But who has the most reason to deny reality? He who suffers from reality, he who is an abortive reality himself".

Posted by: jbspry at September 09, 2016 07:59 AM (Tcn31)

368 Conservatives don't wait for the government to do it for them.

Posted by: Bob at September 09, 2016 08:18 PM (fVGlW)

369 "The heart of Marxism is simply a psychological malady, and those
attracted to it share that same psychological malady. Misery loves
company, but misery even more loves manifestos, fairy tales that tells
them their rotten spirits and bad brains are someone else's fault."

Ya know Ace, I have enjoyed reading this blog for many years now. But sometimes a phrase drifts by and really strikes a chord. I copied the above, saved it away, and memorized it. I hope that's OK. Because nothing I've tried so hard to communicate to my liberal friends and family have captured this expression with such succinct eloquence.

I owe you a beer my friend

~Ron

Posted by: RonUSA at September 09, 2016 08:42 PM (lNopv)

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