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Hilarious: Media Now Noting the Amazing Curiosity of "Trans Men" who Somehow Will Themselves to Become Pregnant!

For those of you who have mislaid your Gender Identity Flowcharts and Gender Spectrum Slide-Rules, a "trans man," is, how do I say this in layman's terms?, a biological woman.

Yes, the media is now finding itself amazed that women (who think they're men, though their ovaries have a different opinion) are capable of, get this, getting pregnant.

So here's the except at Hot Air but if you find this Medical Mystery so intriguing you need to know more about the Miracle of Women Who Can Have Babies, do consult the full article at the Federalist, where G. Shane Morris valiantly endeavors to explain to a Science-Loving media Where Babies Come From and Why.

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1 Is this even an issue?

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 01:35 PM (ji45d)

2 Girls have a penis and boys have a vagina.

Posted by: wooga, in Kindergarten Cop at September 08, 2016 01:35 PM (cbFFB)

3 It;s simple. Trans men need to be firmly admonished to stick to butt stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2016 01:36 PM (8ZskC)

4 FACT: women have vaginas and men have penises. And not all headaches caused by tumors.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 08, 2016 01:37 PM (cQd8v)

5 I think the question here isn't how "trans men" (ie biological women who wear mens clothes and engage in dramatic wishful thinking) get pregnant.

The question is who is GETTING them pregnant.

I know there is some big fetish out there for trans women (ie men with feminized appearance but retained penises). . .didn't realize the converse was true too.

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 01:37 PM (ji45d)

6 that science was settled

Posted by: nckate at September 08, 2016 01:37 PM (/6xSK)

7 We're being subjected to "Gaslighting" by this bizareness.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 08, 2016 01:37 PM (Uy6ri)

8 There are men, some of whom think they are women, pretend to be women, or mutilate themselves in an attempt to become women.

There are women, some of whom think they are men, pretend to be men, or mutilate themselves in an attempt to become men.

There are only two genders. That's science. Why do these people hate science?

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 01:37 PM (iIzG7)

9 Okay Wooga I knew it was low hanging fruit but not that low.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 08, 2016 01:38 PM (cQd8v)

10 Any children are friggin' doomed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2016 01:38 PM (r65B3)

11 Just wait, all hell's gonna break loose when they find out that Caitlin Jenner has a dick when she poses for Penthouse.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 08, 2016 01:38 PM (IqgOY)

12 There are men, and there are women. That's all. Vive la difference. Anyone who says otherwise is just part of the freak show.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 01:39 PM (iIzG7)

13 EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Sick chicks with dicks not necessarily fixed.

Posted by: Variety at September 08, 2016 01:40 PM (8ZskC)

14 Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 01:40 PM (s/EUv)

15 Is Putin the only guy out there still believing in reality, oh and SMOD? Yeah I'm Putin/SMOD 2016.

Posted by: Iblis at September 08, 2016 01:41 PM (9221z)

16 Nobody can be this willfully ignorant- can they?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 01:41 PM (+YTl9)

17 16 Nobody can be this willfully ignorant- can they?

Obama 2008, Obama 2012, QED

Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2016 01:41 PM (VndSC)

18 If you do some Gender Algebra and write "transgender man" = "woman with a beard" the story makes much more sense.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

19 The celebration of mentally ill individuals who have validated and exacerbated their illness by sexually mutilating their own bodies is a level of decadence that would make a Roman puke. (And not for fun.)

Sometimes I think we're just screwed. Living out "Mad Max" in the northeastern USA is going to be a hoot.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 01:42 PM (T9DQN)

20 Trans men can have babies because crazy does not necessary impair other biological functions.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 08, 2016 01:42 PM (hLRSq)

21 Your great grandparents called them bearded ladies and saw them at freak shows for a nickel.

Posted by: x at September 08, 2016 01:42 PM (nFwvY)

22 "If you do some Gender Algebra and write "transgender man" = "woman with a beard" the story makes much more sense."

Isn't Hillary a woman with a beard, named Bill?

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 01:42 PM (iIzG7)

23 I thought "woman with a beard" was just code for 70's porn starlet.

Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2016 01:43 PM (VndSC)

24 Pretending a man can do what a woman can only cheapens our language and loosens our collective grip on reality.

It is for that very reason that refer to only 1 Jenner--Bruce. There are no other versions of "Jenner" worthy of any notice.

Posted by: Crusader at September 08, 2016 01:43 PM (ewSN2)

25 #7 We're being subjected to "Gaslighting" by this bizareness.
==
More like "attempted gaslighting".

Or alternatively, we can call this "self-identification by credulous idiots".

Again, I'd like to hear the unstated part of this "story". IE, how this transgendered "man" actually, you know, "accidentally" got pregnant. Cause I'm kind of guessing that the story there is pretty conventional.

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 01:43 PM (ji45d)

26 I saw a picture of a XX chromosome person who spent years trying to become a man with hormones before having a baby. She is breastfeeding, and she has big boobs, like Meatloaf in Fight Club. Plus a beard and a receding hairline. Can't be unseen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2016 01:43 PM (VdICR)

27 Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys

can still get knocked up

Posted by: Blur at September 08, 2016 01:44 PM (LyISp)

28 "The question is who is GETTING them pregnant."

Closing time can get rather desperate for some.

*shifty eyes*

So I've heard.

*shifty eyes.*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 08, 2016 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

29 Life, uh, finds a way.

Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at September 08, 2016 01:44 PM (H9MG5)

30 Can H!liary! will herself to become President?
Our Vagina Jeezus?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at September 08, 2016 01:45 PM (ucB75)

31 Its amusing to me how the Left says the right is obsessed with sexual issues, yet they can't stop talking about birth control, Lena Dunham's sex life, trans-whatevers, Bruce Jenner, etc. etc.

Who's sex-obsessed?

Posted by: Sam In Va at September 08, 2016 01:45 PM (bNi5D)

32 The backseat of the Trans-Am was tiny, but plenty of girls managed to get pregnant there....

Oh. 'Trans-Men?"

Posted by: JoeyBiden at September 08, 2016 01:45 PM (eQZ2h)

33 Please stop sending me to HotAir.

Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 01:46 PM (Enq6K)

34 Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls,
It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world,
Except for Lola...

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 01:46 PM (iIzG7)

35 Moral: A plaid shirt and a Subaru are no substitute for conventional contraceptives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2016 01:46 PM (8ZskC)

36 I've knocked up my fair share of trans dudes.

Posted by: Turkey Baster at September 08, 2016 01:46 PM (cQd8v)

37 I seem to remember some check-out aisle rag, maybe 10 years ago, with a photo and breathless article about a pregnant man which turned out to really be a woman? There were the usual stupid "news" stories about it, too.

Am I remembering this right? People almost universally mocked it, didn't they?

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 01:46 PM (aF9/p)

38 This reminds me of former Clinton SecDef William Cohen, a man who claims to be a Republican but is voting for Satan's Handmaiden. He's a trannie-crat.

Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 01:46 PM (/m8T6)

39 33 Please stop sending me to HotAir.

Ewww. Here's a wet-wipe for ya (shoves through USB port)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 01:46 PM (s/EUv)

40 This is possible with a leppo implant.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at September 08, 2016 01:47 PM (QM5S2)

41 #37 Maybe this thing? http://tinyurl.com/zjzvcds


Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 01:47 PM (ji45d)

42 And remember, if you have no desire to date one of these freakshows, then YOU are the bigot.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 08, 2016 01:48 PM (j1X8N)

43 Michael Bay's next Transformers installment is going to be called "Trans-Formers," and Optimus Prime is in for a big surprise...

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 01:48 PM (iIzG7)

44 Are trans men who have babies victims or members of the patriarchy?

Show your work.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 01:48 PM (KUaJL)

45 37 I seem to remember some check-out aisle rag, maybe 10 years ago, with a photo and breathless article about a pregnant man which turned out to really be a woman? There were the usual stupid "news" stories about it, too.

Am I remembering this right? People almost universally mocked it, didn't they?

Yeah, I remember that too. What I remember most vividly is the androgynous being, beatific smile on her/his thinly bearded face, cradling his/her pregnant belly with one hand ... and just inches above it, knotted scars from where his/her breasts were lopped off, too horrible to be airbrushed away completely. Madness.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 01:48 PM (T9DQN)

46 So at some point, this tranny had four on the floor.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 08, 2016 01:49 PM (IqgOY)

47 44 Are trans men who have babies victims or members of the patriarchy?

Show your work.


Trick question. We have to know their race too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 01:49 PM (s/EUv)

48 I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.

Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 01:49 PM (/m8T6)

49 Science tells us that there are more genders than there are stars in the sky. Fact!

Posted by: Neil pass-de-grasse Tyson at September 08, 2016 01:50 PM (KUaJL)

50 Poor kids, their dad is their mom, or is it the other way around? They're gonna be so confused.

Posted by: random lurker at September 08, 2016 01:50 PM (+tRIN)

51 I know what a transleppo is.

Posted by: Gary's Johnson at September 08, 2016 01:51 PM (IqV8l)

52 Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2016 01:43 PM (VdICR)

I wonder what those years of hormone "therapy" are going to do to the child conceived afterwards.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 08, 2016 01:51 PM (GDulk)

53 We used to put people away who thought like this. What do you do when it's an entire party?

Posted by: Bop at September 08, 2016 01:52 PM (+IEdU)

54 33 Please stop sending me to HotAir.
Posted by: Tami
---------------
at least he gave us a warning this time.

Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 01:52 PM (J7V8O)

55 "Poor kids, their dad is their mom, or is it the other way around? They're gonna be so confused."

Heather Has Two Moms, Three Dads, And One I'm Not Quite Sure About

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 01:52 PM (iIzG7)

56 The hand over her belly, that's the one I'm thinking of!

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 01:52 PM (aF9/p)

57 26 I saw a picture of a XX chromosome person who spent years trying to become a man with hormones before having a baby. She is breastfeeding, and she has big boobs, like Meatloaf in Fight Club. Plus a beard and a receding hairline. Can't be unseen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2016 01:43 PM (VdICR)

Last week's Time. It's a story written by, or from the perspective of, the mother's sister. A quick google will turn up the picture, after which I suggest enucleation before the damage spreads.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 08, 2016 01:53 PM (XiVKO)

58 Ok so a Tranny is a dude with tits and a Transman is a chick with a Pontiac??

Posted by: dananjcon at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (NpXoL)

59 I can't even. You people are so fucked up.

Posted by: Satan at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

60 The takeaway from the Federalist article is that there was at least one demented jackwagon out there who was game for a round of "boffing the lumberjack."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (8ZskC)

61 always, the target is the squelching traditional marriage--always


freaks are only tools of the Left



Posted by: Billy Occam ( formally of Aleppo ) at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (/542q)

62 And you knew where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men.

Posted by: Eat it Bunker at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (IqV8l)

63 I never saw this coming. I never saw us becoming so stupid, so fast.

Posted by: MacGruber at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (sWgE+)

64 And remember, if you have no desire to date one of these freakshows, then YOU are the bigot.




Ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (gJBE5)

65 Would this be a variation of Cartman's mom?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 08, 2016 01:55 PM (IqgOY)

66 "And you knew where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men."

And that was a damn fine arrangement, Archie.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 01:56 PM (iIzG7)

67 To help erase all this enforced gender confusion... possibly NSFW

https://youtu.be/Q7OpJAzQJyo

Have a good day everyone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2016 01:56 PM (EEnVQ)

68 Ass babies are harram.

Posted by: Ask The Imam at September 08, 2016 01:56 PM (QM5S2)

69 I'm confused (shocker, right?)


So, a woman felt she was a man and lived/played the part. As a faux man, she lives with and has sex with a man, thus becoming pregnant.


Let me see if I got this right, she wanted to be a gay man? Gay men like other men. Straight women like men....



I've lost track of where I was going with this.....



Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 01:56 PM (Enq6K)

70 Really,why can't one of these asteroids put an end to this fucked up place.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2016 01:56 PM (fA75F)

71 Yeah, I remember that too. What I remember most vividly is the androgynous being, beatific smile on her/his thinly bearded face, cradling his/her pregnant belly with one hand ... and just inches above it, knotted scars from where his/her breasts were lopped off, too horrible to be airbrushed away completely. Madness.
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 01:48 PM (T9DQN)

Ze was on Oprah too where O with an incredulous look on her face placed her hands on the "Miracle Belly". Ze was naked from the waist up.

BTW, Ze went through a nasty divorce from a woman and is now hoping for a 4th child. So, yeah a man was involved--to donate the squirt.

As I posted yesterday, this is the equivalent of the bearded lady of the circus getting pregnant, only maybe with her breasts still intact. Too bad, the bearded lady didn't have a better publicist.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 01:56 PM (kXoT0)

72 I wonder what those years of hormone "therapy" are going to do to the child conceived afterwards.




The girls will look like guys who live at the gym but don't do leg work.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 01:57 PM (gJBE5)

73 28
"The question is who is GETTING them pregnant."



Closing time can get rather desperate for some.



*shifty eyes*
. . .So I've heard. . .*shifty eyes.*
====
Was this closing time at the GAY bar? The classic story is you go to the bar, get wasted, then pick up a pre-op trannie (ie man) dressed as a woman. (Come on, we've all done that. . . .).

But what the hell happened here?

Gay man goes to gay bar, picks up other "man" who turns out to be a woman, then decides to "go for it" anyway?

Or maybe the pregnant trans-man is in a long term relationship with another man. Making him a gay trans-man?




Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 01:57 PM (ji45d)

74 And, y'all thought I was crazy?

Posted by: Todd Aikin at September 08, 2016 01:57 PM (SeD0w)

75 An age of madness.

Posted by: Typo dynamofo at September 08, 2016 01:57 PM (394Te)

76 42 And remember, if you have no desire to date one of these freakshows, then YOU are the bigot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
-----------
I don't have cable, but when I did, there was some sick show glamorizing a tween or barely teen boy living as a girl. This was the topic of an episode IIR .

F'ING child abuse being applauded on TV!
The end is surely near. God ain't waiting 5 billion years for the sun to implode.

Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (J7V8O)

77 I never saw this coming. I never saw us becoming so stupid, so fast.
Posted by: MacGruber at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (sWgE+)

And the only reason, the one single reason why all this stupidity has come to pass so fast is that gays tend to make a lot of money and they donate heavily to the Democrats.
That's it.

Posted by: JoeyBiden at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (eQZ2h)

78 So is a Trans-Am really just a firebird tucking its wee-wee between its legs?

Posted by: Sam In Va at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (bNi5D)

79
"The question is who is GETTING them pregnant."





Leppos, of course.

Another fun fact about Leppos is that in Peruvia, they're hunted for their shiny pelts and delicious meat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (LuZz8)

80 I know a very butchy lesbian that looks like a chubby Buddy Holly and will go drunk-straight from time-to-time. I don't know if these are any port in the storm guys or just trying to ease into doing a dude, but if she puts it out there, she gets offers.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (aF9/p)

81 16 Nobody can be this willfully ignorant- can they?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 01:41 PM (+YTl9)


the Left really believes in 'sayings' that are on their face, just plain untrue...

All Men are created equal... no... they are not... some are faster... some are stronger... some are smarter...

But they also believe that 'Perception is Reality'... so if they can change how people 'perceive'.. then they think objective reality changes...

It does not... but they are operating under that belief...

and.... sadly... control the school and colleges (which is why Trade schools such as ITT MUST be closed.... they are not controlled by the College Professor PC Mafia)...

Posted by: Don Q., at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (qf6WZ)

82 Why in the world would a man want to be pregnant? Swollen ankles, weight gain, morning sickness, all followed by popping a watermelon out a hole the size of a walnut is not fun.

They really are crazy, aren't they?

OT, but was Hillary wearing an ear piece during last night's forum?
http://www.infowars.com/was-hillary-wearing-an-earpiece-during-last-nights-presidential-forum/

Posted by: ALH at September 08, 2016 01:59 PM (uLuPn)

83 60 The takeaway from the Federalist article is that there was at least one demented jackwagon out there who was game for a round of "boffing the lumberjack."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (8ZskC)

Yeah, so what label do we put on the boffer? Transfriendly? Gynohirsutophilic? In the closet and super, super confused?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

84 And remember, if you have no desire to date one of these freakshows, then YOU are the bigot.




Ok.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (gJBE5)

Of course...we learned that lesson from the high school boy dressing as a girl who was totez angry that none of the male classmates were interested in dating her. Honey, you have to go to the big city to find guys into that--your average straight high school boy is trying to get his paws on real girl parts.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 01:59 PM (kXoT0)

85 Some day...a real rain will come.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at September 08, 2016 01:59 PM (qJhUV)

86 once had a friend who in college had a boyfriend who believed himself to be a woman in a man's body - a lesbian in a man's body. So that kind of cancelled everything out and he was a man that liked women again.

But he told my friend that she had to think of him as a woman.

You know, your mental problems are your own, you don't need to go around messing up everyone else because of your need for attention...

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 08, 2016 01:59 PM (RKQ/v)

87 STOP TREATING US LIKE LEOPARDS!!!

Posted by: A Woman Passing as a Man Who's Gay at September 08, 2016 02:00 PM (8ZskC)

88 And Cousin Eddie tells me the bearded lady is one heck of a nice lady, and a good cook.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:00 PM (xVSXE)

89 OT: I'm in depositions in DC. Been here before but it is so utterly amazing how many people walk around here with an absolutely palpable sense of self-importance. It's funny, actually. If these people walked around in my hometown in Missourah they would be openly mocked and ridiculed.

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 08, 2016 02:00 PM (XoUJT)

90 Is it too soon to smirk at the "men can't have babies so men just don't understand" crowd?

Actually...ROFLMAO

Can't hardly wait for a true artificial uterus/womb. Popcorn get your popcorn here!

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 08, 2016 02:00 PM (T/sbU)

91 Wait....what?


Trans Men are having sex like women?!?!

How is that even possible?

They're men for gosh sakes!!!!!


This....this is just wrong. They should be having sex in the bunghole just like allah intended!!!!

These Trans Men should be arrested and made examples of. That's what should happen!!!

*faints*

Posted by: naturalfake drank 3 Peyote Coladas at September 08, 2016 02:01 PM (0cMkb)

92 I refuse to learn the language of the severely mentally ill.

He and She and it.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 08, 2016 02:01 PM (P5U01)

93 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 02:01 PM (zp+j1)

94 that gays tend to make a lot of money

Close.
More correct: they get to keep a lot of money. Because they don't have kids.


Didn't, anyway.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 02:01 PM (SeD0w)

95 Wanna know what else I wipe with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2016 02:02 PM (IP3Af)

96 All I know is, Camaros were 100% straight, dammit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 02:02 PM (s/EUv)

97 78 So is a Trans-Am really just a firebird tucking its wee-wee between its legs?
Posted by: Sam In Va at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (bNi5D)

Oh great, you just ruined the '80s for me.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

98 So that woman I met at the bar with the Adams Apple?

Ahhh fuuudddddggggeeee


Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2016 02:02 PM (8ikIW)

99 "F'ING child abuse being applauded on TV!
The end is surely near. God ain't waiting 5 billion years for the sun to implode."

I dunno. He was patient enough to wait out the Roman Empire, the Ottomans, the Nazis, Mao, Stalin and a host of other depravities.

Posted by: Sam In Va at September 08, 2016 02:02 PM (bNi5D)

100 Well, I never.

Posted by: ALH at September 08, 2016 02:02 PM (uLuPn)

101 90 Is it too soon to smirk at the "men can't have babies so men just don't understand" crowd?

Actually...ROFLMAO

Can't hardly wait for a true artificial uterus/womb. Popcorn get your popcorn here!

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 08, 2016 02:00 PM (T/sbU)

Someone on the twitter pointed out that the "IfMenHadPeriods" hashtag, started by feminists to jeer at men by saying they couldn't handle what women have to put up with, collapsed when activists invaded to say that of course trans men do have periods, you meanie.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 08, 2016 02:03 PM (XiVKO)

102 If a gay man does not want to have sex with a woman that thinks she's a dude is he a bigot?

Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2016 02:03 PM (z/Ubi)

103 It a look like a man.

Posted by: Ms. Swan at September 08, 2016 02:03 PM (H9MG5)

104 98 So that woman I met at the bar with the Adams Apple?

Ahhh fuuudddddggggeeee


Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2016 02:02 PM (8ikIW)

Look on the bright side, at least you can't get 'her' pregnant!

I think.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 02:03 PM (KUaJL)

105 "...in Peruvia, they're hunted for their shiny pelts and delicious meat."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (LuZz

Ah...the topic for the Food Thread on Sunday!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at September 08, 2016 02:04 PM (k2fxD)

106 God almighty these people are dumb as shit. Why are they considered our betters again?

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 08, 2016 02:04 PM (BDZWU)

107 80 I know a very butchy lesbian that looks like a chubby Buddy Holly and will go drunk-straight from time-to-time. I don't know if these are any port in the storm guys or just trying to ease into doing a dude, but if she puts it out there, she gets offers.
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 01:58 PM (aF9

Go on.....

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 08, 2016 02:04 PM (P5U01)

108 From Crocodile Dundee. Always do the "check"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/orhvy2r

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 08, 2016 02:04 PM (jxbfJ)

109 This insanity has, for some reason, stricken the RPG community -- I know, who'd a thunk it, a group of dudes largely known for being socially awkward at best around the fairer sex, now embracing rampant lunatic perversions. The one that gets me is this pair of old-school designers. You have Bill "Burger" Heineman, who did a bunch of C64/Apple IIe CRPGs back in the 80s, who is now Rebecca Heineman. Then you have Paul Jaquays, who did many, many famous Dungeons & Dragons modules and pen & paper RPG artwork, now calling himself Jennell Jaquays. Both Heineman and Jaquays have fully transitioned, surgeries and all. (Heineman, hilariously, once burbled about how grateful he was to all his family who had been so supportive ... except for his wife.)

Present day? These two are now married.

So you have two ostensibly straight men, who decide they're really women, wreck their bodies with dubious surgery, and consequently hook up with each other. Is there even a name for this?!

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (T9DQN)

110
Biology. How do it work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (493sH)

111 Woman with a full beard, saw that in an advertisement for the Guinness Book Of Records, her name would indicate she was Muslim.

Posted by: And She Probably Pops out Little Jihadis Like Hotcakes at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (ndGCC)

112 Ouch! My dick!

Posted by: Man giving birth at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (k0G44)

113 All it took was a short sixty-five years of peace and prosperity to go from a country emerging from a world war, confident and certain of itself, to a voluntary destruction of civilization. I guess humans really are much better beings when life is ugly. brutish and short.

Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (/m8T6)

114 So if a trans-man gets preggers, doesn't that make him a gay trans-man? A woman becomes a man, to have sex with men.

Shit like this makes my head hurt.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2016 02:06 PM (gyKtp)

115 Transmen can't breast feed. They chest feed. According to Time magazine. And I'll never be able to unsee that picture.

Posted by: nckate at September 08, 2016 02:06 PM (/6xSK)

116
Just to get this straight (pun intended) Bruce Jenner can't get pregnant but Chasity Bono can

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:06 PM (493sH)

117 So you have two ostensibly straight men, who decide they're really women, wreck their bodies with dubious surgery, and consequently hook up with each other. Is there even a name for this?!
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (T9DQN)

We used to call them sick f@cks, but, that is no longer politically correct.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:07 PM (kXoT0)

118 Lovecraft's got nothing on these people.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 02:07 PM (KUaJL)

119 I'm a man I'm a man...

Posted by: And So's Lola at September 08, 2016 02:07 PM (ndGCC)

120 116
Just to get this straight (pun intended) Bruce Jenner can't get pregnant

Can't impregnate either, since most m->f trannies get their balls chopped off

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 08, 2016 02:07 PM (jxbfJ)

121 Transmen can't breast feed. They chest feed. According to Time magazine. And I'll never be able to unsee that picture.




Tape a can of evaporated milk to their chest......

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:07 PM (gJBE5)

122 Just to get this straight (pun intended) Bruce Jenner can't get pregnant but Chasity Bono can
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:06 PM (493sH)

Maybe. It depends on whether or not Chaz had has the hysterectomy yet.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (kXoT0)

123 "I'll be your squaw."

Posted by: Queer Indian in "Little Big Man" at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (SeD0w)

124 OT What's up with the US special forces mission to rescue kidnapped American Professors in A-stan. Apparently unsuccessfully. I hope none of our special forces guys were hurt.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (9U1OG)

125 115 Transmen can't breast feed. They chest feed. According to Time magazine. And I'll never be able to unsee that picture.


Posted by: nckate at September 08, 2016 02:06 PM (/6xSK)

A new word I just learned: Enucleation- the removal of the eye.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (XiVKO)

126
Another fun fact about Leppos is that in Peruvia, they're hunted for their shiny pelts and delicious meat.

A transman is the offspring of a Leppo and a Nauga.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (IqV8l)

127 A woman becomes a man, to have sex with men.




Ultimate penis envy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (gJBE5)

128 I know a very butchy lesbian that looks like a chubby Buddy Holly


I always think they're going for Fred Flintstone. Usually both in a couple. Which is weird when both look like dudes. Like maybe you two might be, oh, I dunno... into guys?!

Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (k0G44)

129 This shouldnt be what upsets you.

Just imagine what they have planned NEXT.

Posted by: Bop at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (+IEdU)

130 Trump speech on Education coming up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 02:09 PM (zp+j1)

131 They're going to resort to a third party in their explanations at some point. A bird maybe. Perhaps, to draw a species out of the air, a stork.

Yeah. Storks are bringing 'em. That's the ticket.

...anyone else thinking the idea of "universal franchise" may have been a bust...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 02:09 PM (9krrF)

132 Inconceivable!

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Inconceivable at September 08, 2016 02:09 PM (+IEdU)

133 96 All I know is, Camaros were 100% straight, dammit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 02:02 PM (s/EUv)


I don't know.... one self identified as a Ze-28....

Posted by: Don Q., at September 08, 2016 02:09 PM (qf6WZ)

134 I know most don't care, the Washington Spirit's Owner of the NWSL denied Megan Rapinoe her chance to kneel by playing the anthem before the players came out. After the game she declared wait for it the owner a homophobe because he doesn't have have pride nights and he was gay players on the team and he doesn't like her because she is gay.

I know shocker.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 08, 2016 02:09 PM (dKiJG)

135 ...and a Trans-Am Man has a molester moustache, ankle boots, and a bitchen' ride.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)

136 know a very butchy lesbian that looks like a chubby Buddy Holly


I always think they're going for Fred Flintstone. Usually both in a couple. Which is weird when both look like dudes. Like maybe you two might be, oh, I dunno... into guys?!
Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (k0G44)


I saw 2 butch lezbo's coming out of DD this AM...But they did hold the door for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 02:09 PM (zp+j1)

137 Shit like this makes my head hurt.


Posted by: GnuBreed

Makes my butt hurt.

Posted by: That dude who thought he just gave birth at September 08, 2016 02:10 PM (k0G44)

138 Hey, everybody, LOOK AT US!!!

Posted by: Demented Attention Whores on Parade at September 08, 2016 02:10 PM (qJhUV)

139 Kinda like at Brown where they are putting tampons in the men's rest rooms now.

Because, you know, science.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 02:10 PM (tewYv)

140 ""I'll be your squaw." Posted by: Queer Indian

You're a brave fucker.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:10 PM (iIzG7)

141 Actual picture of this "trans man". Note, this picture is NOT safe for work, play, home, or pretty much anywhere. Don't click on this. . .I'm warning you.

http://tinyurl.com/z3nuzwf

And here's the answer to "how". It was deliberately and via artificial insemination:

Evan Hempel always had plans to get pregnant and carry a child, even while transitioning into a male. While
Hemple has been taking hormones since 2003 to physically become male he
never lost his desire to give birth so, in April 2016, following
several rounds of artificial insemination using donor sperm, the
35-year-old gave birth to his son.

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 02:11 PM (ji45d)

142 117 So you have two ostensibly straight men, who decide they're really women, wreck their bodies with dubious surgery, and consequently hook up with each other. Is there even a name for this?!
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (T9DQN)

We used to call them sick f@cks, but, that is no longer politically correct.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:07 PM (kXoT0)


We used to call them the residents, in room 27 and 34...

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at September 08, 2016 02:11 PM (qf6WZ)

143 I suppose we can just pretend that these trans-men got preggers by sitting on a public toilet seat.

You can catch all kind of things that way.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2016 02:11 PM (gyKtp)

144 What's up with the US special forces mission to rescue kidnapped American Professors in A-stan.
-----------

It's an election year. Time for the D's to try and act like Americans.

Posted by: Bop at September 08, 2016 02:11 PM (+IEdU)

145 Tampoons in the men's room? These really are stupid times.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:11 PM (C38jq)

146 124 OT What's up with the US special forces mission to rescue kidnapped American Professors in A-stan. Apparently unsuccessfully. I hope none of our special forces guys were hurt.
Posted by: Jaimo at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (9U1OG)

That's pretty ugly. Got a link?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

147 Just imagine what they have planned NEXT.


Posted by: Bop

Stop mocking my tampon with your penis!!!

Posted by: SJW Trailblazer at September 08, 2016 02:12 PM (k0G44)

148 know a very butchy lesbian that looks like a chubby Buddy Holly





I saw chubby Buddy Holly open for fat Elvis at the Rosemont Horizon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:12 PM (493sH)

149 So... is it time to start posting Buck Angel links?

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (C38jq)

150 135 ...and a Trans-Am Man has a molester moustache, ankle boots, and a bitchen' ride.


Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)


And is a fugitive from the Law...

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice, of Texas at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (qf6WZ)

151 I am a real gal and as a real gal born that way and stayed that way, I have to leave and go do a real gal thing--get a mammogram. I hope the McEvil "twins" recover.

So here comes the rant:

Being a woman is not a joke. It's not a skin suit that you try on to see if it fits your inner weird or to scratch some traumatic itch. It's a beautiful magical thing that comes with its own set of joys and baggage. This constant cheapening of what it means to be female by the Left is an assault no less hurtful to women than the Islamic patriarchy refusing to see women as human.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (kXoT0)

152 LGBTQ. Where the "Q," I learned from the well-informed deviants on this blog, stands for "Questioning." To suck, or not to suck?

When did the simple stuff get so complicated?

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

153 #122

Chaz Bono is 47 years old. Doesn't matter if "he" still has "his" ovaries. . .he's not getting pregnant that way.

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 02:14 PM (ji45d)

154 Actual picture of this "trans man".
huyu...huuuyu...hyuuuUUUK! *splat*

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 02:14 PM (SeD0w)

155 151 I am a real gal and as a real gal born that way and stayed that way, I have to leave and go do a real gal thing--get a mammogram. I hope the McEvil "twins" recover.

So here comes the rant:

Being a woman is not a joke. It's not a skin suit that you try on to see if it fits your inner weird or to scratch some traumatic itch. It's a beautiful magical thing that comes with its own set of joys and baggage. This constant cheapening of what it means to be female by the Left is an assault no less hurtful to women than the Islamic patriarchy refusing to see women as human.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (kXoT0)

That was AtC worthy. Bravo.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

156 Tampoons in the men's room?
---------------------------------------
They have those in the National Review offices now.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 08, 2016 02:14 PM (NUqwG)

157 Chaz Bono is 47 years old. Doesn't matter if "he" still has "his" ovaries. . .he's not getting pregnant that way.
Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 02:14 PM (ji45d)

Wow, that is good to know, since that was keeping me up at night with worry?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 02:15 PM (zp+j1)

158 Being a woman is not a joke. It's not a skin suit that you try on to see if it fits your inner weird or to scratch some traumatic itch. It's a beautiful magical thing that comes with its own set of joys and baggage. This constant cheapening of what it means to be female by the Left is an assault no less hurtful to women than the Islamic patriarchy refusing to see women as human.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (kXoT0)




Ed Gein: It's not?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:15 PM (493sH)

159 In other news, one of the high religious courts in Saudi Arabia has recently determined--after ponderous consideration--that not only are women mammals, they are, in fact, human.

Progress marches on.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

160 They have those in the National Review offices now.


We have a winner!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 02:16 PM (SeD0w)

161 129 This shouldnt be what upsets you.

Just imagine what they have planned NEXT.

Posted by: Bop at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (+IEdU)

++++

You'll just say that next time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2016 02:16 PM (R+30W)

162 I feel sorry for the children these fruit cakes bring into the world.

It's so unfair.

Posted by: ALH at September 08, 2016 02:16 PM (uLuPn)

163 I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at September 08, 2016 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

164 the
35-year-old gave birth to his son.


Posted by: looking closely

Sadly, a stillborn 6 pound 5 ounce turd log he named, Rusty. The father listed on the birth certificate? Taco Bell.

Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2016 02:16 PM (k0G44)

165
I saw chubby Buddy Holly open for fat Elvis at the Rosemont Horizon


Wow. I saw a skinny Chubby Checker open for a svelte Fats Domino at the Amphitheatre

Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (8ikIW)

166 151 I am a real gal and as a real gal born that way and stayed that way, I have to leave and go do a real gal thing--get a mammogram. I hope the McEvil "twins" recover.

So here comes the rant:

Being a woman is not a joke. It's not a skin suit that you try on to see if it fits your inner weird or to scratch some traumatic itch. It's a beautiful magical thing that comes with its own set of joys and baggage. This constant cheapening of what it means to be female by the Left is an assault no less hurtful to women than the Islamic patriarchy refusing to see women as human.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (kXoT0)

There's a pretty esoteric argument about this whole trans-mania engulfing the country that posits there are really two distinct phenomena we're dealing with: people who suffer from genuine gender identity disorder, and men who sexually fetishize the idea of being a woman. The latter vastly outnumber the former, but they're the ones who have driven the agenda, and they're the ones who are being catered to, their fetish being legitimized by conflating it with the much smaller group of people who really would benefit from gender reassignment.

I don't know if I agree with it, but it makes a certain amount of sense, considering how decadent the culture has become.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (T9DQN)

167 Much like the proportion of genuine gender dysmorphics in society, the ratio of 'virtue signaling' to 'genuine concern about the well-being of trannies' is 99.7% to 0.3%.

Posted by: V the K at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (O7MnT)

168 that not only are women mammals, they are, in fact, human.

After seeing what's under most burkas, I get the goat thing.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (SeD0w)

169 If you bleed for 5 days and don't die, you're not a man. Get your tampons out of the restroom you're supposed to use.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (z/Ubi)

170 Ed Gein: It's not?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:15 PM (493sH)

Nope. No skinning was done to facilitate that rant. No Lambs Were Silenced.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (kXoT0)

171 159
In other news, one of the high religious courts in Saudi Arabia has
recently determined--after ponderous consideration--that not only are
women mammals, they are, in fact, human.
----

Meh. . .just wait until the appeal.

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (ji45d)

172
CNBC has Milo on right now. The subject is alt-right. I hope that he verbally bitch slaps them all around. Especially that smug, arrogant cow Michelle Caruso Cabrera

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (493sH)

173 I feel like most societies have one "fad" that people in the future look back on with abject horror. My money is that this is ours.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

174 There was a photo from the NYC "People's Climate March" in which a bunch of the marchers, in beaded loincloths and feathered headdresses, were genuflecting deeply before a huge (Aztec?) idol head roughly carved from dark stone.

Dave ("Iowahawk") Burge instantly captioned it,

"Look, everyone: SCIENCE!"

Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 02:18 PM (noWW6)

175 Sherry McEvil

Not to be funny but I remember a man and I mean a guy with a real penis, tried to walk as a breast cancer survivor and they would not let him. He really was a survivor and he wanted to bring attention to the fact that mean can get it too.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 08, 2016 02:18 PM (dKiJG)

176 159 In other news, one of the high religious courts in Saudi Arabia has recently determined--after ponderous consideration--that not only are women mammals, they are, in fact, human.

Progress marches on.
Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)


But they're still property of course.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 02:18 PM (z/Ubi)

177 It's not a skin suit that you try on to see if it fits your inner weird or to scratch some traumatic itch

++++

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 02:18 PM (piuBT)

178 So you have two ostensibly straight men, who decide they're really women, wreck their bodies with dubious surgery, and consequently hook up with each other. Is there even a name for this?!
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (T9DQN)

The Future.

Seriously, the future is trending Sci Fi dystopia, it's ACTUALLY happening right before our eyes. It's an amazing and scary time to be alive. The good news: the future will contain many delicious sandwiches to enjoy.

Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2016 02:18 PM (q177U)

179 It's not a skin suit that you try on to see if it fits your inner weird

Oh, reeallly? (I'd fuck me.)

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at September 08, 2016 02:19 PM (SeD0w)

180 "I feel like most societies have one "fad" that people in the future look
back on with abject horror. My money is that this is ours."


Other cultures limit theirs to things like haggis, or balut. Ours is gender confusion. Someone tell me again how it is we drew the short straw?

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:19 PM (iIzG7)

181 If you give a Leppo a skin suit, he'll have skin for a day. If you teach him how to make his own, he'll have skin for a lifetime.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 02:20 PM (2cS/G)

182 The good news: the future will contain many delicious sandwiches to enjoy.
=

Do they contain soylent green?

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 02:20 PM (ji45d)

183 2: Girls have a penis and boys have a vagina.

4: women have vaginas and men have penises.
............

OK, now I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at September 08, 2016 02:20 PM (HgMAr)

184 that not only are women mammals, they are, in fact, human.


Well, to be fair I do have my doubts about a couple of exes...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 02:21 PM (s/EUv)

185 181 If you give a Leppo a skin suit, he'll have skin for a day. If you teach him how to make his own, he'll have skin for a lifetime.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 02:20 PM (2cS/G)



Or at least until his fingers fall off.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 02:21 PM (z/Ubi)

186 "The good news: the future will contain many delicious sandwiches to enjoy."

And no real women left to make them.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:21 PM (iIzG7)

187 43 Michael Bay's next Transformers installment is going to be called "Trans-Formers," and Optimus Prime is in for a big surprise...
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 01:48 PM (iIzG7)

Nest they're pitching Transfarmers....compelling.

Posted by: Goomba at September 08, 2016 02:21 PM (pERRc)

188 We've had too many years of relative peace. That'll kill your nation every time.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:21 PM (C38jq)

189 There's a pretty esoteric argument about this whole trans-mania engulfing the country that posits there are really two distinct phenomena we're dealing with: people who suffer from genuine gender identity disorder, and men who sexually fetishize the idea of being a woman. The latter vastly outnumber the former, but they're the ones who have driven the agenda, and they're the ones who are being catered to, their fetish being legitimized by conflating it with the much smaller group of people who really would benefit from gender reassignment.

I don't know if I agree with it, but it makes a certain amount of sense, considering how decadent the culture has become.
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 02:17 PM (T9DQN)

Yep. Now we are treating gender disorders like it a Chinese menu, take your hormones from Col. A, your parts from Col. B and select the order of your surgeries from Col. C. We used to counsel these people because they have a hideously high suicide rate after sexual reassignment is complete and they are still not happy.

Now, it's like we are the United States of Transitioning, wherein every nut plays and the taxpayers pay.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:21 PM (kXoT0)

190 I should donate a canckle to the trans movement, they could wipe it with a cloth.

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2016 02:22 PM (IP3Af)

191 In a few years when trannies start developing weird cancers in alarming numbers, media will assure us that it's all the fault of the Right.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 08, 2016 02:22 PM (97XyN)

192 WHAT DO WE WANT?

LIPOSUCTION!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

NOW!!!

Posted by: 72 lb annorexic 12 year old girl heros!!! at September 08, 2016 02:22 PM (k0G44)

193
155
151 I am a real gal and as a real gal born that way and stayed that way,
I have to leave and go do a real gal thing--get a mammogram. I hope the
McEvil "twins" recover.



So here comes the rant:



Being a woman is not a joke. It's not a skin suit that you try on to
see if it fits your inner weird or to scratch some traumatic itch. It's
a beautiful magical thing that comes with its own set of joys and
baggage. This constant cheapening of what it means to be female by the
Left is an assault no less hurtful to women than the Islamic patriarchy
refusing to see women as human.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened
charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:13
PM (kXoT0)



That was AtC worthy. Bravo.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 02:14 PM (RD7QR)








Except for a critical shortage of the word "fuck" in the text.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 02:22 PM (LuZz8)

194 Moments in history when you remember where you were:

"The Challenger blew up!"
"Reagan was shot in the chest!"
"Ohmigod, the second tower just got hit!"
"OJ got off!"
"Jamie Lee Curtis is a dude! Kind of!"

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

195 "I feel like most societies have one "fad" that people in the future look back on with abject horror. My money is that this is ours."

I have said before it is the hula-hoop, phone-booth-stuffing, goldfish-eating-contest of our era.

Throw in the current women's fashion of terrible dye jobs and "body positivity" (i.e. the belief that being morbidly obese is both healthy and sexually appealing.)

Posted by: V the K at September 08, 2016 02:22 PM (O7MnT)

196 The problem here is that all these men having babies fell for...just the tip.

And they call women stupid.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 08, 2016 02:23 PM (cAMfM)

197 2: Girls have a penis and boys have a vagina.



4: women have vaginas and men have penises.

............



OK, now I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner


My penis has a vagina!

Posted by: That guy who yells, "My penis has a vagina!" at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (k0G44)

198 I saw chubby Buddy Holly open for fat Elvis at the Rosemont Horizon
.................

Fun Fact to Know and Tell:
Elvis paid for 10% of the Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor. Long live the King.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (HgMAr)

199 FACT: in a million years when the fossilized remains of a trans man is discovered, it will be called ......."woman".

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (Z1U+Q)

200 It's the Sandwich Dystopian Demarcation. As long as society has the tools and materials to craft delicious sandwiches, life will continue to be worth living.

Once that fateful line is crossed....

Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (q177U)

201 If you give a Leppo a skin suit, he'll have skin for
a day. If you teach him how to make his own, he'll have skin for a
lifetime.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 02:20 PM


Yeah, but a leppo still can't change its spots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (bzd8I)

202 If men would just stop dressing like sluts they wouldn't get pregnant.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (cAMfM)

203 Reality isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (jkkMG)

204 120
116
Just to get this straight (pun intended) Bruce Jenner can't get pregnant

Can't impregnate either, since most m->f trannies get their balls chopped off
===

Jenner hasn't gone the "Full monty". He's still capable of impregnation (at least, as capable as he was prior to his "coming out").

In fact, if he really wanted to, Jenner could have his breast implants removed, get a haircut, then proceed onward as if nothing happened. I bet the LBQTXYZ community would just "love" that.



Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (ji45d)

205
I have said before it is the hula-hoop, phone-booth-stuffing, goldfish-eating-contest of our era.

Throw in the current women's fashion of terrible dye jobs and "body positivity" (i.e. the belief that being morbidly obese is both healthy and sexually appealing.)
Posted by: V the K at September 08, 2016 02:22 PM (O7MnT)

JC Penny is trying this shit with some fat designer with purple hair. No it never will be sexy so please stop.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 08, 2016 02:25 PM (dKiJG)

206 I think the Pentagon has (or soon will ) start paying for this insanity.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2016 02:25 PM (fA75F)

207 Surely we must be approaching peak leftist insanity by now? Right? RIGHT??


Please tell me "yes." Lie, if necessary.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:25 PM (SRKgf)

208 We will never have equality until there are tampon machines in the men's rooms!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

209
129 This shouldnt be what upsets you.

Just imagine what they have planned NEXT.
Posted by: Bop at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (+IEdU)


-----------------


Oh, you mean like the dems declaring that all repubs are Jews?

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (Fmupd)

210 In other news, one of the high religious courts in Saudi Arabia has recently determined--after ponderous consideration--that not only are women mammals, they are, in fact, human.

Progress marches on.
Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

No, the ruling stated that women are mammals, but, still not human. It was a step up for women to be considered at the same level as a goat or a camel, instead of a chair or table.

http://tinyurl.com/jkvzd53

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (kXoT0)

211 "Surely we must be approaching peak leftist insanity by now? Right? RIGHT??"

Not even close. And don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (iIzG7)

212 Sandwiches are travellin' food. Perfect for the end times.

Tamales, too.

I wonder if you can get tamales at Trump Tower?

*now wants tamales for dinner*

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (C38jq)

213 Speaking of all things Trans, The AV Club currently has an article up about BRUCE Jenner's now-cancelled reality show (sorry, I will not call HIM "Caitlyn.") Anyway, the whole article is about how Jenner is a big dumb doody-head because he's a Republican, and therefore not a "real" Trans, or even a real human being, plus blah blah blah white privelege blah blah blah Jenner's a big dumb doody-head.

Seriously, the whole article reads like a parody of SJW's. And yes, I know The AV Club is an offshoot of The onion. But it's not supposed to be a parody.

The comments are even worse than the article.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (s/EUv)

214 180 "I feel like most societies have one "fad" that people in the future look
back on with abject horror. My money is that this is ours."

Other cultures limit theirs to things like haggis, or balut. Ours is gender confusion. Someone tell me again how it is we drew the short straw?
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:19 PM (iIzG7)

I don't know, Dad always said that balut was seriously nasty. I don't know if it is "lady-dude offering infant hairy breast" nasty, but still...

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

215 "I don't know, Dad always said that balut was seriously nasty."

There's not enough San Miguel in the whole world to wash away that taste in your mouth.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (iIzG7)

216 Jeb is a trans-Republican. He can use the Democrat bathroom now.

He's not alone.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (gyKtp)

217 I think the Pentagon has (or soon will ) start paying for this insanity.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2016 02:25 PM (fA75F)




Barry's military minces on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (493sH)

218 "Ohmigod, the second tower just got hit!"

It's funny, I remeber that day by this quote from Katie (Einstein) Couric:
"There must be something terribly wrong with flight control."
My wife came in and saw the towers on fire, I said "It's Osama Bin Laden." She said: "Who?"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (SeD0w)

219
59 I can't even. You people are so fucked up.
Posted by: Satan at September 08, 2016 01:54 PM (7HtZB)


damn you! Bulletproof on the screen!

Posted by: Goomba at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (pERRc)

220
Actual picture of this "trans man". Note, this picture is NOT safe for work, play, home, or pretty much anywhere. Don't click on this. . .I'm warning you.

http://tinyurl.com/z3nuzwf
_________________________________

I'd hit it, I think....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (HSmrB)

221 Yeah, but a leppo still can't change its spots.


Posted by: RedMindBlueState


MIT made a robot they call their cheetah robot because it can run and jump. They put an animal print on it so it would have some cheetah markings. They used leopard print.

Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (k0G44)

222 After the MSM has celebrated "Pregnant Man" Thomas Beattie's multiple pregnancies.

It's sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (NOIQH)

223 We will never have equality until there are tampon machines in the men's rooms!!!!!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)
---------------

Christopher, at Brown University they are stocking them in the men's rooms for free. So that all the poverty-level trans-whatevers can have equal access.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (xpSCc)

224 @General Zod

Your idea in the earlier thread, that Trump should wear headphones to the next Debate and then whip them off and give Hillary the Spock eyebrow was gold.

I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thanks!

Posted by: browndog at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (ccfl2)

225 180 "I feel like most societies have one "fad" that people in the future look
back on with abject horror. My money is that this is ours."

Other cultures limit theirs to things like haggis, or balut. Ours is gender confusion. Someone tell me again how it is we drew the short straw?


Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:19 PM (iIzG7)


Ours will be Affirmative Action... even up to and including those who lead us...

If Obama was not Black, he would not be President...

If Hillary was not a Woman, she would not even be in the running right now...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (qf6WZ)

226
Not to be funny but I remember a man and I mean a guy with a real penis, tried to walk as a breast cancer survivor and they would not let him. He really was a survivor and he wanted to bring attention to the fact that mean can get it too.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 08, 2016 02:18 PM (dKiJG)

I have a friend whose male cousin almost died from un-diagnosed breast cancer. The Komen parades have suffered from their ardent support of PP, so, I bet they let anyone march now.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:29 PM (kXoT0)

227 JC Penny is trying this shit with some fat designer with purple hair. No it never will be sexy so please stop.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 08, 2016 02:25 PM (dKiJG)



How nature says "stay away."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:29 PM (SRKgf)

228 MIT made a robot they call their cheetah robot because it can run and jump. They put an animal print on it so it would have some cheetah markings. They used leopard print.



One of the hipsters' skinny jeans?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:29 PM (gJBE5)

229
I think the Pentagon has (or soon will ) start paying for this insanity. Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2016 02:25 PM (fA75F)

But Trump can't fire generals!!!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 08, 2016 02:29 PM (lKyWE)

230 Christopher, at Brown University they are stocking them in the men's rooms for free. So that all the poverty-level trans-whatevers can have equal access.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 02:28 PM (xpSCc)

It costs 50K a year to go to Brown, but, somehow the snowflakes need free tampons.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:30 PM (kXoT0)

231
Seriously, the whole article reads like a parody of SJW's. And yes, I know The AV Club is an offshoot of The onion. But it's not supposed to be a parody.

The comments are even worse than the article.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (s/EUv)

Oh man. The AV Club is a place best avoided if you have blood pressure problems. Hipster kiddies, holier than thou pop culture junkies, sanctimonious leftards -- it's a nightmare. Its debut precisely tracks with The Onion turning to crap over the last few years (oddly, not long after they moved from Wisconsin to NYC ... go figure).

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 02:30 PM (T9DQN)

232 Off to the Twins smooshing...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:30 PM (kXoT0)

233 AV Club is the worst of the Internet. I'd put Stormfront above them.

Read the article about Phyllis Sclafly's death (and the comments) if you want to be disgusted by humanity.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:31 PM (C38jq)

234 If Bruce Jenner got his implants removed what would his left hand play with?

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2016 02:31 PM (HgMAr)

235 We will never have equality until there are tampon machines in the men's rooms!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


They might be good for cleaning a revolver. What caliber are most tampons?

Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2016 02:32 PM (k0G44)

236 206 I think the Pentagon has (or soon will ) start paying for this insanity.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2016 02:25 PM (fA75F)


Would be nice for them to pay.... instead of the guys on the Line, like the last 15 years...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2016 02:32 PM (qf6WZ)

237 212 Sandwiches are travellin' food. Perfect for the end times.

Tamales, too.

I wonder if you can get tamales at Trump Tower?

*now wants tamales for dinner*
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:26 PM (C38jq)


Seriously no ones going to mention Jerkey but me....again. you can make it from hobos and it lasts for ever.

Posted by: Goomba 'wants a Jerkey thread so bad he can taste it' at September 08, 2016 02:32 PM (pERRc)

238 Off to the Twins smooshing...



Mammogram?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:32 PM (gJBE5)

239 #5 "didn't realize the converse was true too."

for every demented, freakish, weird and disturbing fetish, there is its polar opposite. if it weren't for the current batch of assholes inhabiting the world these days, I've would've only known this by reading the penthouse forum

Posted by: the Butcher at September 08, 2016 02:32 PM (AGJqR)

240 235 We will never have equality until there are tampon machines in the men's rooms!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


They might be good for cleaning a revolver. What caliber are most tampons?


Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2016 02:32 PM (k0G44)


Actually, they are really good for plugging bullet holes when you are in a hurry...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2016 02:32 PM (qf6WZ)

241

and they are a' twerking at young girls

Trans Student Twerks In Girls' Bathroom, Parents File Lawsuit

http://bit.ly/2cwOK9Z

Minnesota parents are suing a school district after young girls were exposed to a transgender student twerking in the girls' bathroom.

At least 11 families, represented by the Alliance Defending Freedom, filed the lawsuit against the school district and the federal government, reports Fox News...

...Student X would go into the locker room and dance in a "sexually explicit manner--'twerking,' 'grinding' and dancing like he was on a 'stripper pole,''"according to the lawsuit. The music he danced to usually featured explicit lyrics.

"On another occasion, a female student saw the male student lift his dress to reveal his underwear while 'grinding' to the music," the lawsuit alleges.

Student X also commented on other girls' bodies when in the locker room. He asked one female student if he could trade body parts and what her bra size was.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj)

242 Easy.

We merge Trans-Men AND the Department of Homeland Security into the FBI.



#genyus

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 08, 2016 02:33 PM (zu88C)

243 It costs 50K a year to go to Brown, but, somehow the snowflakes need free tampons.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:30 PM (kXoT0)
-----------

I know, right?

And that was the actual reason that the idiot who came up with this idea gave for why he was doing it.

We're doomed.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 02:33 PM (xpSCc)

244 Actual picture of this "trans man". Note, this picture is NOT safe for work, play, home, or pretty much anywhere. Don't click on this. . .I'm warning you.

http://tinyurl.com/z3nuzwf


From a "best commercials" compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV4oKF9PiLg

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:33 PM (SRKgf)

245 Seriously no ones going to mention Jerkey but me....again. you can make it from hobos and it lasts for ever.



I make jerky all the time. I bought an electric smoker specifically for making jerky because I could get the temp low enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:33 PM (gJBE5)

246 Actual picture of this "trans man". Note, this picture is NOT safe for work, play, home, or pretty much anywhere. Don't click on this. . .I'm warning you.
...............

Nice moobs.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2016 02:34 PM (HgMAr)

247 >>201
If you give a Leppo a skin suit, he'll have skin for a day. If you teach him how to make his own, he'll have skin for a lifetime.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 02:20 PM

Still laughing.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:34 PM (Bdeb0)

248 The problem with hobo jerky is its low fat content.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:34 PM (G543v)

249 #5 "didn't realize the converse was true too."

for every demented, freakish, weird and disturbing fetish, there is its polar opposite. if it weren't for the current batch of assholes inhabiting the world these days, I've would've only known this by reading the penthouse forum
Posted by: the Butcher at September 08, 2016 02:32 PM (AGJqR)
-----------------

For every dirty sock, there is a dirty foot.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 02:35 PM (xpSCc)

250 I thought Andrew "Andy" Sullivan was the "go to" guy when it came to pregnancies.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 08, 2016 02:35 PM (5zfq1)

251 146 - No I can't find anything except a blurb at Fox News on my phone. Can't seem to get confirmation elsewhere on the unsuccessful rescue attempt of American Professors in A-stan.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 08, 2016 02:35 PM (9U1OG)

252 So lemme see if I have this straight (if you'll pardon the microaggression): "global warming" is rock-hard science, far beyond questioning much less doubt, whereas gender is pretty much a free kick, and who knows what someone's gender is at any given time.

Is that right?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:35 PM (SRKgf)

253 Student X also commented on other girls' bodies when in the locker room. He asked one female student if he could trade body parts and what her bra size was.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj)





Maybe if these schools got the living shit sued out of them over this crap they wouldn't want to be quite so "progressive"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:36 PM (493sH)

254 "The problem with hobo jerky is its low fat content."

You've got to pick one with good marbling. I recommend teriyaki and maple.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:36 PM (iIzG7)

255 They might be good for cleaning a revolver. What caliber are most tampons?



10 gauge?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:36 PM (gJBE5)

256 Gotta skin a lotta hobos to find a well marbled one.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 08, 2016 02:37 PM (C38jq)

257 Student X also commented on other girls' bodies when in the locker room. He asked one female student if he could trade body parts and what her bra size was.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj)





Maybe if these schools got the living shit sued out of them over this crap they wouldn't want to be quite so "progressive"




Maybe if Student X got the living shit stomped out of him he wouldn't be so eager to go off into the girls room.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:37 PM (gJBE5)

258 ..Student X would go into the locker room and dance in a "sexually explicit manner--'twerking,' 'grinding' and dancing like he was on a 'stripper pole,''"according to the lawsuit. The music he danced to usually featured explicit lyrics.


Isn't "twerking" cultural appropriation? Any excuse to condemn will work for me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:38 PM (SRKgf)

259 Maybe if these schools got the living shit sued out of them over this crap they wouldn't want to be quite so "progressive"




Maybe if Student X got the living shit stomped out of him he wouldn't be so eager to go off into the girls room.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:37 PM (gJBE5)


it gets worse

When the girls expressed discomfort, the school told them they could use a secondary locker room located in the basement.

Another female student used a vacant boy's locker room in the hopes of having privacy, according the lawsuit. But the transgender student went to that locker room as well and took off his pants in front of her and other girls present.


this freak needs the sh*t beaten out of him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (qCMvj)

260 You coulda fooled me. All this time I thought storks picked up the the babies from God and dropped them off to people who wanted one.

Posted by: Hank at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (NtHPu)

261 Obama kept his promise to fundamentally change this racist and sexist country. Three cheers!

Posted by: Average Joe at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (RGrGF)

262 My head hurts.

Posted by: mrp at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (JBggj)

263 250 I thought Andrew "Andy" Sullivan was the "go to" guy when it came to pregnancies.
Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 08, 2016 02:35 PM (5zfq1)



No, actually it's the virus that's the authority. Sullivan is just the life support and transport system.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (SRKgf)

264
The Kardashians stil call Bruce "dad."

How can a woman be a dad?

See? Its all a load of Lies and stupid rules.

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 08, 2016 02:40 PM (UVCy2)

265 Is that right?
Posted by: Jay Guevara

+++

Scientific method arose during the formation of the international system and theory of modern government. It really shouldn't come as a surprise that it would fall at the same time those are.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 02:40 PM (piuBT)

266 Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

Posted by: Zombie Pat Paulsen at September 08, 2016 02:41 PM (KCQo0)

267 Just popped open Huffpo.
Heh...Yes, yes you should.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 02:41 PM (SeD0w)

268 "this freak needs the sh*t beaten out of him"

That freak needs to have his reassignment surgery completed, on the spot, by a mob, and without anesthesia. Make him legit.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:41 PM (iIzG7)

269 260 You coulda fooled me. All this time I thought storks picked up the the babies from God and dropped them off to people who wanted one.
Posted by: Hank at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (NtHPu)



Sometimes stork deliveries went awry and dropped babies off where they weren't wanted. Also, condom factories could use some goddamned quality control.

Posted by: Stan Dunham at September 08, 2016 02:41 PM (SRKgf)

270 The Kardashians stil call Bruce "dad."

How can a woman be a dad?

See? Its all a load of Lies and stupid rules.

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 08, 2016 02:40 PM (UVCy2)




Costello: How can a mudder be a fodder?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (493sH)

271 This constant cheapening of what it means to be female by the Left is an assault no less hurtful to women than the Islamic patriarchy refusing to see women as human.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (kXoT0)

Well said. Add in this whole trend of allowing men to compete in women's sports events and use the ladies' room is just more of the the left throwing women under the bus.

The bad thing about being in a party that bases its policy on identity groups is that if your group is lower on the Victim hierarchy, you're screwed. White men are at the bottom, of course, but women keep getting pushed further down the list, now by Muslims and trans-women.



Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (ozZau)

272 FACT: in a million years when the fossilized remains of a trans man is discovered, it will be called ......."woman".

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 02:24 PM (Z1U+Q)


Give it, I dunno, a year. Those fancy CSI techs on TV. The ones with the sumptuous busts. What would they say about a victim found in a shallow grave with no clothing or identifying materials?

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (tewYv)

273 FACT: Babies are caused when the North Wind blows under a mare's tail.

The science is SADDLED.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (1koXB)

274 Womaman. New term

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (Fmupd)

275 >>Maybe if these schools got the living shit sued out of them over this crap they wouldn't want to be quite so "progressive"


The problem is they have the DoJ threatening legal action if they *don't* allow transgenders in bathrooms and then parents threatening them if they do. It's a no win situation, even if public schools are run by spineless, loony Lefties.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (NOIQH)

276 this freak needs the sh*t beaten out of him
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (qCMvj)

Who is going to do it? They'll get prosecuted for h8 crimes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (KUaJL)

277
When the girls expressed discomfort, the school told them they could use a secondary locker room located in the basement.

Another female student used a vacant boy's locker room in the hopes
of having privacy, according the lawsuit. But the transgender student
went to that locker room as well and took off his pants in front of her
and other girls present.=====


Yes, it's the girls who express discomfort that must use the locker room in the basement. And this sicko is just allowed into any locker room anywhere to do what he wants.


We are so effed.

Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (Enq6K)

278 251 146 - No I can't find anything except a blurb at Fox News on my phone. Can't seem to get confirmation elsewhere on the unsuccessful rescue attempt of American Professors in A-stan.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 08, 2016 02:35 PM (9U1OG)

++++

Is this the story you are looking for?

http://tinyurl.com/z4lcd52
Fox News

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (R+30W)

279 this freak needs the sh*t beaten out of him




Along with the school administration.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (gJBE5)

280 I remember this crap when a supposed 'man' became the first man to become pregnant. The media was all aglow and taking pictures of him pregnant.

Except he wasn't a man at all.

Women. Do you know how they work?

Posted by: Cheri at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (oiNtH)

281 Posted by: Stan Dunham at September 08, 2016 02:41 PM (SRKgf)

Yo, Stan! How many times have I told you: Don't stick it in crazy. And if you do, two bag it for God sake!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 02:44 PM (SeD0w)

282 Hello?

Trump says that private schools must be included in his school choice program.

The only way to do that is to implement the jwest inner city voucher plan.

Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 02:44 PM (Zs4uk)

283 Womaman

+++

Mwowm

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 02:44 PM (piuBT)

284 274 Womaman. New term
Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (Fmupd)



In preference to "woperson?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:44 PM (SRKgf)

285 this freak needs the sh*t beaten out of him

Along with the school administration.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (gJBE5)



And its parents

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:44 PM (493sH)

286 >>257
Student X also commented on other girls' bodies when in the locker room.
He asked one female student if he could trade body parts and what her
bra size was.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj)

Size 16. Perrrrfect.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (Bdeb0)

287 Who is going to do it? They'll get prosecuted for h8 crimes.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (KUaJL)


any number of the daughter's dads probably couldn't contain themselves

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (qCMvj)

288 Chupacabra @ 37 - I didn't read your post until after I had posted. Yes your remember correctly. It took idiocy to a whole new level.

Posted by: Cheri at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (oiNtH)

289 Feman.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (Bdeb0)

290 "Balls!" said the Queen, "If I had them I'd be King!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (zc3Db)

291 Who is going to do it? They'll get prosecuted for h8 crimes.



Who? I seem to remember the Klan got away with a lot of shit simply by wearing hoods.
Lone Ranger wore a mask. Same with Zorro.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (gJBE5)

292 In preference to "woperson?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:44 PM (SRKgf)




Is that an Italian tranny?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (493sH)

293 Womaman. New term
Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (Fmupd)


Is there an echo in here?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (KUaJL)

294 >>> Those fancy CSI techs on TV. The ones with the sumptuous busts. What would they say about a victim found in a shallow grave with no clothing or identifying materials?
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (tewYv)

What would they be wearing? To contain their sumptuous busts?? I need more information before I can fapalyze this situation!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 08, 2016 02:46 PM (Z1U+Q)

295

this freak needs the sh*t beaten out of him




Along with the school administration.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (gJBE5)



clearly this trannie is a bully

this is a bully issue

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:46 PM (qCMvj)

296 MANOS!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 08, 2016 02:46 PM (IqV8l)

297
266 Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
Posted by: Zombie Pat Paulsen at September 08, 2016 02:41 PM (KCQo0)



I'm going to stick my wee wee in that???

Posted by: Six-year-old boy at September 08, 2016 02:46 PM (Fmupd)

298 129 This shouldnt be what upsets you.

Just imagine what they have planned NEXT.
Posted by: Bop at September 08, 2016 02:08 PM (+IEdU)


You mean the Common-Sense, Universal Sodomy For The Kids required?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at September 08, 2016 02:46 PM (ucB75)

299 Shim.

Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)

300 Tampoon? Isn't that the Vulcan weapon used in ponfarr dueling?

Didn't they also use a leppo?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 08, 2016 02:47 PM (FtrY1)

301 >>This constant cheapening of what it means to be female by the Left is an
assault no less hurtful to women than the Islamic patriarchy refusing
to see women as human.



YES!
The cheapening of motherhood is bad for women. Reminded me of this lovely couple in the UK, Barrie and Tony Drewitt-Barlow: http://preview.tinyurl.com/j742mxl

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 02:47 PM (NOIQH)

302 Student X would go into the locker room and dance in a "sexually explicit manner--'twerking,' 'grinding' and dancing like he was on a 'stripper pole,''"according to the lawsuit. The music he danced to usually featured explicit lyrics.

Student X apparently has more psychological issues than just hating his penis.

Posted by: V the K at September 08, 2016 02:47 PM (O7MnT)

303 Being a woman is not a joke. It's not a skin suit that you try on to see if it fits your inner weird or to scratch some traumatic itch. It's a beautiful magical thing that comes with its own set of joys and baggage. This constant cheapening of what it means to be female by the Left is an assault no less hurtful to women than the Islamic patriarchy refusing to see women as human.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 02:13 PM (kXoT0)


amen

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:48 PM (qCMvj)

304
254 "The problem with hobo jerky is its low fat content."

You've got to pick one with good marbling. I recommend teriyaki and maple.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2016 02:36 PM (iIzG7)


See now that's what I'm talkin about. I just made tequila lime Jerkey. Screwed up though. Didn't use Mexican hobo.

Posted by: Goomba 'wants a Jerkey thread so bad he can taste it' at September 08, 2016 02:48 PM (pERRc)

305 292 In preference to "woperson?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:44 PM (SRKgf)




Is that an Italian tranny?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 02:45 PM (493sH)



Dago out on the town dressed as womyn!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:48 PM (gJBE5)

306 If they're putting tampons in the men's room are they also putting urinals in the women's room or do like the pretend women pissing in the sinks?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 02:48 PM (zc3Db)

307 It's a no win situation, even if public schools are run by spineless, loony Lefties.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (NOIQH)
-------------------------------------
Others being run by oldsters wondering whatever happened to debates on such topics as phonics/ebonics and negotiated prices on roof repairs as well as how many years is it again until retirement? Can I make it?

Posted by: RioBravo at September 08, 2016 02:49 PM (NUqwG)

308 276 this freak needs the sh*t beaten out of him
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (qCMvj)

Who is going to do it? They'll get prosecuted for h8 crimes.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (KUaJL)

Has to be the girls themselves.

Posted by: random lurker at September 08, 2016 02:49 PM (+tRIN)

309 Yes, it's the girls who express discomfort that must use the locker room in the basement. And this sicko is just allowed into any locker room anywhere to do what he wants.


We are so effed.

Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (Enq6K)



Back in the day I worked in the labs during the summer, and worked out in the gym at lunchtime. (The gym was only open 8 am-5 pm during the summer.) But we couldn't use the sauna after working out, because a number of obese secretaries wanted to use it, and were embarrassed to be seen in swimming suits.

WTF? It wasn't our fault they were fat.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:49 PM (SRKgf)

310 306 If they're putting tampons in the men's room are they also putting urinals in the women's room or do like the pretend women pissing in the sinks?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 02:48 PM (zc3Db)



Put in Muslim footbaths, FTW. Two birds, one stone.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:50 PM (SRKgf)

311 I put a bra on my trans am because the bugs were fucking up her front end.

Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2016 02:50 PM (HVQlX)

312 I won't hold my breath until any Trans gets pregnant by anyone.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 02:51 PM (0G2eQ)

313 WTF? It wasn't our fault they were fat.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:49 PM (SRKgf)


Fatist!

Posted by: Donna the secretary, sweating to the oldies at September 08, 2016 02:51 PM (pERRc)

314 274 Womaman. New term

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:42 PM (Fmupd)



Heeeeey Soona.

How you doin? Good? How was your weekend?

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 02:52 PM (t06LC)

315 But we couldn't use the sauna after working out,
because a number of obese secretaries wanted to use it, and were
embarrassed to be seen in swimming suits.



WTF? It wasn't our fault they were fat.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:49 PM (SRKgf)

Would you really want to after the herd left?

Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 02:53 PM (Enq6K)

316 I remember this crap when a supposed 'man' became the first man to become pregnant. The media was all aglow and taking pictures of him pregnant.


I say again: time to rehabilitate D-Lamp?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:53 PM (SRKgf)

317 Dago out on the town dressed as womyn!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 02:48 PM (gJBE5)


--------------


No. Dago racing past the barn falling.

Posted by: Six-year-old boy at September 08, 2016 02:53 PM (Fmupd)

318 Off prepubescent sock.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:54 PM (Fmupd)

319 Would you really want to after the herd left?

Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 02:53 PM (Enq6K)


Good point.

Actually, we all had to go back to work, so we didn't get to use it all. I also should have mentioned that the sauna was co-ed and required swim suits.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:54 PM (SRKgf)

320 WTF? It wasn't our fault they were fat.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:49 PM (SRKgf)
-----------------------
You should have helped them all overcome their insecurities. You could have considered it an opportunity for more lab work. Everyone wins!

Posted by: RioBravo at September 08, 2016 02:56 PM (NUqwG)

321 318 Off prepubescent sock.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:54 PM (Fmupd)


So. Catch...um...catch any football games this last weekend? Any compelling matchups?

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 02:56 PM (t06LC)

322 Put in Muslim footbaths, FTW. Two birds, one stone.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 02:50 PM (SRKgf)


Excellent! And it's a triple money saver since if you have a muslim footbath in a bathroom you don't have to put any toilet paper in. muslims are offended by toilet paper. Obsessed with washing their feet but happy to wipe their asses with their hands. I would bet that the origin of soccer is somewhere in there ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 02:57 PM (zc3Db)

323



Heeeeey Soona.

How you doin? Good? How was your weekend?
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 02:52 PM (t06LC


----------------

Lazy. Watched the second season of Narcos then got hooked on watching Justified again.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:57 PM (Fmupd)

324 Sooooooona

Coooome out to plaaayaaaaa

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 02:57 PM (t06LC)

325 Aww the media is having a hissy fit because the women's soccer team Washington Spirit played the National Anthem before the soccer players came out onto the field denying the lesbo bitch her chance to take a knee.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 02:58 PM (z/Ubi)

326 Enabling people to live in fantasy keeps them immature and dependent. And the male guilt is taught just as successfully as white guilt.

I hate these people for doing this to our children.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 08, 2016 02:58 PM (GzDYP)

327 Lazy. Watched the second season of Narcos then got hooked on watching Justified again.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:57 PM (Fmupd)


Oh I heard Narcos was good. Didn't have a chance to catch it. Had this thing at NRG to go to.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 02:58 PM (t06LC)

328 Or maybe the pregnant trans-man is in a long term relationship with another man. Making him a gay trans-man?

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 01:57 PM (ji45d)

I just can't keep up. I won't even try.

Posted by: troyriser at September 08, 2016 02:59 PM (fnCax)

329 So. Catch...um...catch any football games this last weekend? Any compelling matchups?
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 02:56 PM (t06LC)


---------------

I never watch OU football. Too heartbreaking.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:59 PM (Fmupd)

330 ahhh... those "being of the cult of non-virility".

once the source of teddy's opprobrium, now a paragon.

and i'm gone...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 02:59 PM (WTSFk)

331
I never watch OU football. Too heartbreaking.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 02:59 PM (Fmupd)

Hey man. I've been there. And sorry to be a dick, but this doesn't happen like too often.

Trust me though, from here on out I'm OU's biggest fan. Unless its Texas. I don't want them to fire Charlie. Now if you could do something about letting UH into the Big 12 so we could all have a fun time every year that'd be swell.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 03:01 PM (t06LC)

332 Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Corona at September 08, 2016 03:01 PM (ragzU)

333 Making him a gay trans-man?
----------------------------------------
I'm still perturbed at the change from GLBT to LGBT.

That now takes us to LGBTQ/G-T-M

Posted by: RioBravo at September 08, 2016 03:03 PM (NUqwG)

334
Cmon.

The only part of a hobo that is marbled is the liver.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2016 03:04 PM (8XRCm)

335 Jesus is shep a left but boy or what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 03:04 PM (zp+j1)

336 I hate these people for doing this to our children

++++

We'll be reaching a point fairly soon where being such a weirdo will not be tolerated. Either because collapse or because communist

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 03:04 PM (piuBT)

337
The Birds and The Bees Talk, 2025:

"When a mommy activist and a mommy activist are politically committed very much, they go down to the Ministry of Procreation to apply for a license and have fluids sterilized and purified......"

Posted by: The Vandals at September 08, 2016 03:05 PM (xxSK3)

338
Ack. Off me, punk sock.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 03:05 PM (xxSK3)

339 I hate these people for doing this to our children.

-----


Silver lining is maybe..... just maybe..... the coming generation will cant to the more socially conservative side,

Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2016 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

340 Jesus is shep a left but boy or what?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 03:04 PM (zp+j1)


----------------


Well, for sure he's somebody's butt-boy.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:06 PM (Fmupd)

341 Tonight's NFL matchup is a good one. Denver starting a QB who will be the first in NFL history to start for the defending Super Bowl champs without ever having thrown an NFL pass. 7th rounder, 250th pick in 2015 (context, Michael Sam was 249th in 2014). Either a great underdog story beginning, or a guy about to get rolled over.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 03:06 PM (2cS/G)

342 Just to be on the record, since it's being discussed by the idiot pundits...

The vote to authorize the Iraq War was the correct move.

Even with the total absence of any WMD (although there was some), Saddam's violations of UN sanctions and aggressive actions toward isolation techniques were reason enough to go in and replace the government.

It was one of the easiest and most successful wars in history. The fourth largest standing army in the world was totally defeated in 30 days with less than 200 casualties.

Then, under pressure from liberals and The New York Times not to install a puppet leader, Bush let idiots manage the aftermath of the war.

It wasn't that Bush was as stupid as liberals made him out to be, it was that fucking nobility that he and most of the GOP elite believe they have.

He had to make it seem as though he was just passing through, on his white horse, slaying a few dragons along the way and then riding off into the sunset. These jerks don't understand that if they want to lead a noble life and be written about in history books, that's fine. Just do it on your own dime.

Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 03:07 PM (Zs4uk)

343 THE ADVENTURES OF WOMANMAN!!!!

Transgender Superhero to Be Featured in New Comic Book


http://preview.tinyurl.com/jcsbkf2

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:07 PM (nIGPZ)

344 I'm still perturbed at the change from GLBT to LGBT.

That now takes us to LGBTQ/G-T-M

Posted by: RioBravo at September 08, 2016 03:03 PM (NUqwG)


I'm still wondering why the "G" and the "L"? Aren't lesbians gay? Or do they do that because only the "L"s have periods and can get pregnant?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 03:07 PM (zc3Db)

345 Jesus is shep a left but boy or what?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 03:04 PM (zp+j1)

I'm not Jesus, but I can answer. Yes. He sure is a but boy.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 03:08 PM (KUaJL)

346 i see the LeGBiTers have been at their work for the cult of anti-virility.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 03:08 PM (WTSFk)

347
We'll be reaching a point fairly soon where being such a weirdo will not be tolerated. Either because collapse or because communist

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 03:04 PM (piuBT)







Heh. That's the thing that all these historically retarded cretins don't understand. Almost EVERY commie/socialist/authoritarian state in history has been virulently hostile to homosexuals and others they consider to be sexually deviant. Usually by making it illegal to even BE homosexual, even if you don't act on it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 03:10 PM (xxSK3)

348
The fourth largest standing army in the world was totally defeated in 30 days with less than 200 casualties.

Libs say a couple hundred thousand Iraqis were killed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 08, 2016 03:10 PM (IqV8l)

349 It keeps getting worse. You missed one heck of an article on (one of your favorite punching bags) Slate a while back. It was called "What is a Male Body?"

http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2016/07/19/there_s_no_such_thing_as_a_male_body.html

Basically, they're ready to deal away with biological reality completely. Most of the culture has been sold on this idea that "sex" and "gender" are two distinct ideas, one taking place on a physical level, the other on the psychological level.

Well, round two is coming, and they're done pretending that the physical component of that is meaningful in any sense. It's all about the identity; that's reality as far as the QUILTBAGS are concerned.

Posted by: Hal at September 08, 2016 03:10 PM (9+Yad)

350 Since all threads eventually become gun threads.

"Why it's a good thing the military is getting rid of the M14"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h78qht3

Let the civil discussion commence.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 08, 2016 03:10 PM (wrS2o)

351 Silver lining is maybe..... just maybe..... the coming generation will cant to the more socially conservative side,

Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2016 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

I fear they will be outnumbered.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 08, 2016 03:11 PM (GzDYP)

352 .../ i don't understand why my brilliant acronym legbiter for lgbt activists didn't catch on. i thought it was a brilliant... ahem, fine... contribution to internet poll-snark.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 03:11 PM (WTSFk)

353 343 THE ADVENTURES OF WOMANMAN!!!!

Transgender Superhero to Be Featured in New Comic Book


http://preview.tinyurl.com/jcsbkf2
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:07 PM (nIGPZ)

I just can't even. Un-be-fecking-lievable.

Posted by: random lurker at September 08, 2016 03:11 PM (+tRIN)

354 Then, under pressure from liberals and The New York Times not to install a puppet leader, Bush let idiots manage the aftermath of the war.

It wasn't that Bush was as stupid as liberals made him out to be, it was that fucking nobility that he and most of the GOP elite believe they have.
-----------------
If not for the liberals and the NYT, Bush would not have been a member of the stupid nobility advised by idiots. Got it.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 08, 2016 03:11 PM (NUqwG)

355 The radio news was playing clips about Trump and the Iraq War as if there was something he needed to answer for.

The truth is most of Trump's voters don't give a shit, it's the Left that has the Iraq War litmus test.

Hillary's fat ass is hanging out on that point, so they have to try to make it an equal liabilityh for Trump-- the truth is most of the non-Left don't find it an issue.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:12 PM (nIGPZ)

356 Wonder if it'll be a collectors item in 20 years?

Posted by: random lurker at September 08, 2016 03:12 PM (+tRIN)

357 "Asked one student if they could trade body parts"

Awesome.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 08, 2016 03:12 PM (ltcPO)

358 The vote to authorize the Iraq War was the correct move.

Even with the total absence of any WMD (although there was some), Saddam's violations of UN sanctions and aggressive actions toward isolation techniques were reason enough to go in and replace the government.


Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 03:07 PM (Zs4uk)


And as far as WMDs are concerned, the Iraq War turned up more serious WMDs than anyone ever even imagined. It was only because of the invasion of Iraq that Q'Daffy got scared totally shitless and puked up his entire nuke program, which included the first deep look into the AQ Khan network, which was the most serious and dangerous proliferation of WMDs ever. Without the Iraq War that network would still be operating, helping to fuel the nuke ambitions of many savage, belligerent threatening states.

It was not exactly as intended but in the end the Iraq War helped to find and stop more WMD than anyone had dreamed of. It's a shame that Bush and his never gang never even bothered to mention this. I think Bush actually liked to lose debates over serious issues.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 03:13 PM (zc3Db)

359 Basically, they're ready to deal away with biological reality completely. Most of the culture has been sold on this idea that "sex" and "gender" are two distinct ideas, one taking place on a physical level, the other on the psychological level.



No such thing as a male? They can kill their own spiders then.
And that sound at 3:00 am? Guess who NOW gets to go check it out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:13 PM (gJBE5)

360 oh, and the phrase "cult of non-virility"? it comes from a put-down coined by teddy roosevelt. today it would be a compliment!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 03:13 PM (WTSFk)

361 350 Since all threads eventually become gun threads.

"Why it's a good thing the military is getting rid of the M14"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h78qht3

Let the civil discussion commence.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 08, 2016 03:10 PM (wrS2o)


-----------------

Let them do it. It means that sweetheart rifle will become a little more numerous on the market.

Love that rifle.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:14 PM (Fmupd)

362 Let them do it. It means that sweetheart rifle will become a little more numerous on the market.

Love that rifle.



Wasn't the military's M14 FA or Select fire?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:15 PM (gJBE5)

363 Basically, they're ready to deal away with biological reality completely. Most of the culture has been sold on this idea that "sex" and "gender" are two distinct ideas, one taking place on a physical level, the other on the psychological level.

Posted by: Hal at September 08, 2016 03:10 PM (9+Yad)


But they conveniently ignore the fact that there are two different words for each in those contexts:

sex - male/female
gender - masculine/feminine

They want to make "masculine" bathrooms but label them "male". Typical leftist bullshit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 03:16 PM (zc3Db)

364 @350

The M14 is a beautiful rifle and I would love to own one, I sure as hell wouldn't like to have one in combat.

I've seen a lot of testing that the M-16 family of weapons is much more resistant to dirt, mud, and debris *provided you keep the dust cover closed.
The large exposed bolt on the M14 like the Garand leaves a lot of exposed space for dirt to make its way in and jam the rifle.
For accuracy, you can't beat the AR10 variant in a DMR role, and all around the SCAR is much better too.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 03:16 PM (t06LC)

365 Well, surprise surprise from a team coached by 9/11 thruther Pete Carroll.

http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2016/09/08/pathetic- seahawks-may- protest-national- anthem-as-a- team-on-911- anniversary/

(remove spaces in link)

Fuck the Seahawks! Fuck Goodhell and the NFL if they allow that!

Posted by: a T-Rex Trying to rub one out at September 08, 2016 03:17 PM (H9MG5)

366

Silver lining is maybe..... just maybe..... the coming generation will cant to the more socially conservative side

+++

Not a chance. Individually sure. Generat

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 03:17 PM (piuBT)

367 Wait, so homebrew vaginas are superior to engineered vaginas?

Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2016 03:17 PM (2Mnv1)

368
Let them do it. It means that sweetheart rifle will become a little more numerous on the market.

Love that rifle.



Wasn't the military's M14 FA or Select fire?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:15 PM (gJBE5)






Yep. And they were converted to semi when they were built up into the DMR.

And that means that BATFEIEIO absolutely will not let any of them into civilian hands. Because their attitude is "once a select fire, always a select fire". Doesn't matter if the pin holes are welded over.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 03:17 PM (xxSK3)

369 http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2016/09/08/pathetic- seahawks-may- protest-national- anthem-as-a- team-on-911- anniversary/

(remove spaces in link)

Fuck the Seahawks! Fuck Goodhell and the NFL if they allow that!





The push-back will be epic.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:18 PM (gJBE5)

370 /pathetic- seahawks-may- protest-national- anthem-as-a- team-on-911- anniversary/i]

That might do more to bring about that NFL boycott than anything we could come up with.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:19 PM (nIGPZ)

371 The M14 is a beautiful rifle and I would love to own one, I sure as hell wouldn't like to have one in combat.

-----

Depends.

Kicking in doors looking for insurgents in an Urban setting. Hell. No.

Firefights over 300 meters across valleys or vast expanses of open terrain. Hell Yeah.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2016 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

372 Well, surprise surprise from a team coached by 9/11 thruther Pete Carroll.

http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2016/09/08/pathetic- seahawks-may- protest-national- anthem-as-a- team-on-911- anniversary/






I've hated that rat bastard Carroll since he was the coach of USC. Rotten, cheating, whiny little c*nt who skip down just before the feces hit the fan at USC. Dirtbag needs to get his comeuppance

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 03:19 PM (493sH)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:19 PM (nIGPZ)

374 skipped town not skip down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 03:20 PM (493sH)

375 Let them do it. It means that sweetheart rifle will become a little more numerous on the market.

Love that rifle.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:14 PM (Fmupd)

If they're like the ones let go during the Clinton admin, they all have a date with Capt. Crunch.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 03:20 PM (t06LC)

376 A couple more state polls showing Trump tied or ahead with the Hilldebeast. Q polls for Florida have it as a dead tie (both in a 2 way race and when you count in the two stalking horses, and both looking at likely voters). Yesterday PPP had Trump ahead by 1 in florida in a 4 way race as well.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 03:20 PM (KUaJL)

377 Firefights over 300 meters across valleys or vast expanses of open terrain. Hell Yeah.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2016 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

Yeah, but then I'd go M110 or SCAR

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 03:21 PM (t06LC)

378 So is the banning National Anthem going to be the next leftist goal?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:21 PM (0G2eQ)

379 276
this freak needs the sh*t beaten out of him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2016 02:39 PM (qCMvj)



Who is going to do it? They'll get prosecuted for h8 crimes.
===
Simple.

The one administering the "lesson" has to be a black female-to-male transexual. Ironic, plus defuses charges of hate crime.

Posted by: looking closely at September 08, 2016 03:21 PM (ji45d)

380 Wasn't the military's M14 FA or Select fire?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:15 PM (gJBE5)


----------------


FA for awhile. Later became an excellent sniper rifle.

I never fired it full auto. The only time in the military that I carried it was in basic and for about a year in my unit in AK.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:21 PM (Fmupd)

381 What unmitigated gall!!. Hillary complains about her treatment from the press compared to that of Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 03:25 PM (EnGQE)

382 Libs say a couple hundred thousand Iraqis were killed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 08, 2016 03:10 PM (IqV8l)


A lib said that to me.

Me: "That's outrageous! Totally unacceptable!"

Lib: "Yeah!"

Me: "They should've killed a lot more than that. Hell, go for an even million!"

Lib: faints.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 03:25 PM (SRKgf)

383 381 What unmitigated gall!!. Hillary complains about her treatment from the press compared to that of Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 03:25 PM (EnGQE)


Trump should complain about her treatment from the FBI

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 03:26 PM (t06LC)

384 378 So is the banning National Anthem going to be the next leftist goal?
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:21 PM (0G2eQ)



A number of schools in Californistan have banned the American flag.

It upsets our dusky new friends from Mexico.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 03:26 PM (SRKgf)

385 347
We'll be reaching a point fairly soon where being such a weirdo will not be tolerated. Either because collapse or because communist

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 03:04 PM (piuBT)







Heh. That's the thing that all these historically retarded cretins don't understand. Almost EVERY commie/socialist/authoritarian state in history has been virulently hostile to homosexuals and others they consider to be sexually deviant. Usually by making it illegal to even BE homosexual, even if you don't act on it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 03:10 PM (xxSK3)

++++

Progressives are always progressing. In communist countries, unions are illegal. Since the whole society is supposed to be one big happy family, unions would be divisive. But, in this country, the progressives co-opted the unions, making them acceptable (even mandatory) for public employees.

They are also co-opting perversion. The Progs won't outlaw the perverts, they use them to beat down normal people. Communism won't save us from the trannies.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2016 03:27 PM (R+30W)

386 I see The Washington Womens soccer team cheated the Lesbo Protester from being able to sit during the anthem by playing it before they took the field...

Posted by: donna at September 08, 2016 03:27 PM (O2RFr)

387 I had a cat that had puppies. The cat, like her puppies, looked just like an Australian Shepherd. Weirdest thing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 08, 2016 03:27 PM (2ktpL)

388 So is the banning National Anthem going to be the next leftist goal?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:21 PM (0G2eQ)


Not so fast, there. They're going to go with bonfires of American flags during the Anthem, first.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 03:28 PM (zc3Db)

389 No such thing as a male? They can kill their own spiders then.
And that sound at 3:00 am? Guess who NOW gets to go check it out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:13 PM (gJBE5)



And forget parallel parking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWXj-Wjmsg

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 03:29 PM (SRKgf)

390 What is the F**king point of this "protest"? What exactly do they want? I mean maybe they can get one of the rappers to write a new anthem to better suit them...

Posted by: donna at September 08, 2016 03:30 PM (O2RFr)

391 #Banthem?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 03:30 PM (2cS/G)

392 One of the things I can't figure out is how these woman taking male hormones actually get pregnant.

You'd think their bodies would shut down on allowing a pregnancy to occur at all.



Posted by: The media Suxs at September 08, 2016 03:31 PM (cAMfM)

393 You'd think their bodies would shut down on allowing a pregnancy to occur at all.


No matter how hard you try you can't fool Mother nature...

Posted by: donna at September 08, 2016 03:31 PM (O2RFr)

394 389 No such thing as a male? They can kill their own spiders then.
And that sound at 3:00 am? Guess who NOW gets to go check it out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:13 PM (gJBE5)


And forget parallel parking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWXj-Wjmsg
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 03:29 PM (SRKgf)

--------------

And drive-ins like Sonic will become a thing of the past.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:32 PM (Fmupd)

395 Everyone is conspiring to blow out the margins now.
Have mercy on people viewing on phones!

Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2016 03:32 PM (cbFFB)

396
#Banthem?>>>

I think Willys overland made those.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 08, 2016 03:32 PM (wrS2o)

397 393 You'd think their bodies would shut down on allowing a pregnancy to occur at all.


No matter how hard you try you can't fool Mother nature...
Posted by: donna at September 08, 2016 03:31 PM (O2RFr)

Life, uh... finds a way

Posted by: Jeff Goldbloom at September 08, 2016 03:32 PM (KUaJL)

398 I'd go out on a limb and say that any child carried by a 'trans-man' is going to be harmed if the 'man' in question keeps taking his artificial hormones through the pregnancy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:32 PM (nIGPZ)

399 Speaking of "Where Babies Come From and Why"-

I got a commission to write a book for children about the birds and the bees.

Could you morons do a fellow moron a solid and see if I got things correct:


"Where Babies Come From and Why"


When two trannies love each other very much, the TransWoman puts her vagina into the TransMan's penis-

and shoots her eggs into the TransMan's penis, where the TransWoman's eggs compete to fertilize the TransMan's single sperm within his scrotum.

Nine months later, the TransMan gives birth to a TransBaby through his penis.



Have i got that about right?

I want it to be all scientific and such.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2016 03:34 PM (0cMkb)

400 Penipuss. Another new term.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:34 PM (Fmupd)

401 We goimng to get some elbow pictures tonight? Its the Kickoff of the NFL. Still going to watch although the whole NFL is getting sucked into ghe Leftist agenda.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:34 PM (0G2eQ)

402 No matter how hard you try you can't fool Mother nature...


Posted by: donna at September 08, 2016 03:31 PM (O2RFr)



If you think it's butter, butt it snot...

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:36 PM (TOk1P)

403 >>>Penipuss. Another new term.
Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:34 PM (Fmupd)<<<

Cockypuss is the fabulous new ice cream cake we've got in the works.

Posted by: Carvel at September 08, 2016 03:36 PM (H9MG5)

404 Wildly OT: I have an urgent need to replace the bulbs in my headlamps.

I poked around at the things that looked like they would remove the old bulb and nothing happened. Then I went off and bought bulbs.

Then I looked at the internet and it looks as if what I was trying is correct.

I am fortifying myself with gin for the second attempt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 03:37 PM (mgbwf)

405 392 One of the things I can't figure out is how these woman taking male hormones actually get pregnant.

You'd think their bodies would shut down on allowing a pregnancy to occur at all.
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 08, 2016 03:31 PM (cAMfM)


They go off of hormones to get pregnant. Actually, an interesting line from the Time article on this.

"When I went off the hormones (to get pregnant), all the mental-health stuff I had as a teenager came back," he told me, referring to a time in his adolescence when he was deeply depressed. "My online friends were the only people who got me."

Posted by: Hal at September 08, 2016 03:37 PM (9+Yad)

406 367 Wait, so homebrew vaginas are superior to engineered vaginas?
Posted by: Fritz
------------

I use one to make a yeast starter for every batch of homebrew.

Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2016 03:37 PM (VndSC)

407 We goimng to get some elbow pictures tonight? Its the Kickoff of the NFL. Still going to watch although the whole NFL is getting sucked into ghe Leftist agenda.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:34 PM (0G2eQ)



If God exists... and is a caring and loving God, the Patriots will win the Super Bowl this year (well, next year, but you know what I mean).


Why? Because Rog Goodell is Satan's spawn.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:38 PM (TOk1P)

408
Why? Because Rog Goodell is Satan's spawn.


That's a horrible thing to say about Satan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (nIGPZ)

409 Wildly OT: I have an urgent need to replace the bulbs in my headlamps.

I poked around at the things that looked like they would remove the old bulb and nothing happened. Then I went off and bought bulbs.

Then I looked at the internet and it looks as if what I was trying is correct.

I am fortifying myself with gin for the second attempt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 03:37 PM (mgbwf)



I had a vehicle, of Korean origin, that required the battery to be removed first, before being able to get to the headlamp for bulb replacement.


Yes, Korea, there is a reason I won't buy any of your vehicles ever again.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (TOk1P)

410 Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:38 PM (TOk1P)

I think you mean never win another one. Heh

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (R5HRU)

411 I vote that de Grasse be impregnated....because it will serve him right

Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (QQRAy)

412 It's an incredibly cruel thing to treat a mental problem like a physical one.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (VdICR)

413 But the Football Gods obviously are upset at the Patriots

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:41 PM (0G2eQ)

414 If God exists... and is a caring and loving God, the Patriots will win the Super Bowl this year (well, next year, but you know what I mean).

I may technically have said this before.

Janeanne Garafolo will win 3 out of 4 and when Brady gets back he will be very angry. He plays with a chip on his shoulder. He still has a grudge about being the sixth QB drafted back in 1924.

He will devastate the league.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 03:41 PM (mgbwf)

415
388 So is the banning National Anthem going to be the next leftist goal?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:21 PM (0G2eQ)

Not so fast, there. They're going to go with bonfires of American flags during the Anthem, first.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 03:28 PM (zc3Db)








Hold on there, Sparky. You got a burn permit?

Posted by: Washington State Air Pollution Control Board at September 08, 2016 03:41 PM (xxSK3)

416 Why? Because Rog Goodell is Satan's spawn.
----------------------------
That's a horrible thing to say about Satan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (nIGPZ)


Of course. My sincerest apologies to the Lord of Darkness.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:41 PM (TOk1P)

417 >>What is the F**king point of this "protest"? What exactly do they want? I
mean maybe they can get one of the rappers to write a new anthem to
better suit them...


They want to "raise awareness" and "start a conversation."

They seriously think that we rubes have been unaware of all that's been going on in Ferguson, etc., and/or that we need a reminder to talk about it.

Never mind that it's all over the news, the campuses, mentioned often by Obama, discussed by the presidential candidates, Beyonce has a hit song/video about it and sang this song at the freakin' Super Bowl, it's mentioned at various awards shows, and on and on an on....

I'm OK with athletes publicly taking a side, but the anthem stuff is grandstanding.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 03:42 PM (NOIQH)

418 But you doesn't has to call me Johnson!

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 03:42 PM (piuBT)

419 I don't really care about football, but this year even though I'm from NorCal I will be rooting for any team who plays against the niners...

Posted by: donna at September 08, 2016 03:42 PM (O2RFr)

420 367 Wait, so homebrew vaginas are superior to engineered vaginas?
Posted by: Fritz
...............

Dunno but some dumb bitch on Botched said she had a "Designer vagina".

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2016 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

421 I had a vehicle, of Korean origin, that required the battery to be removed first, before being able to get to the headlamp for bulb replacement.


Yes, Korea, there is a reason I won't buy any of your vehicles ever again.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (TOk1P)



Its funny that you think American engineering of engine compartment design is any less fucked up.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 03:42 PM (z/Ubi)

422 If female genital mutilation is a bad thing than how can male genital mutalition be a good thing?

Do I ask too many questions?

Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2016 03:43 PM (QQRAy)

423

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:34 PM (0G2eQ)



If God exists... and is a caring and loving God, the Patriots will win the Super Bowl this year (well, next year, but you know what I mean).


Why? Because Rog Goodell is Satan's spawn.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:38 PM (TOk1P)

----------------

I'm still holding out for the Browns. It may be their year.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:43 PM (Fmupd)

424 And drive-ins like Sonic will become a thing of the past.

Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:32 PM (Fmupd)



Workers at drive-up windows will get hazardous duty pay.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 03:43 PM (SRKgf)

425 t's an incredibly cruel thing to treat a mental problem like a physical one.

+++

Women had the reverse pinned on them for ages.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 03:43 PM (piuBT)

426 I had a vehicle, of Korean origin, that required the battery to be removed first, before being able to get to the headlamp for bulb replacement.


Yes, Korea, there is a reason I won't buy any of your vehicles ever again.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (TOk1P)


Its funny that you think American engineering of engine compartment design is any less fucked up.



Cough dodge batteries cough cough.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:44 PM (gJBE5)

427 I'm still holding out for the Browns. It may be their year.
Posted by: Soona at September 08, 2016 03:43 PM (Fmupd)



You know, going 0-16 would be quite the accomplishment.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 03:44 PM (z/Ubi)

428 Its funny that you think American engineering of engine compartment design is any less fucked up.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 03:42 PM (z/Ubi)



Wasn't there an American car that had to have the engine removed to get at the rearmost spark plugs?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 03:44 PM (SRKgf)

429 He still has a grudge about being the sixth QB drafted back in 1924.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 03:41 PM (mgbwf)

I knew Brady's old. I didn't realize he's been playing for 92 years.

Posted by: Jeff Goldbloom at September 08, 2016 03:44 PM (KUaJL)

430 We should just give up on playing the national anthem.

Let's stop pretending we have a shared culture with these assholes.

Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2016 03:45 PM (q177U)

431 WaPo Op-Ed: Let White People Cry Because They Were Called A Cracker

One of the most racist screeds Ive ever seen published by a MSM newspaper like the Washington Post:

Weasel Zippers

WASH POST going full ignorant and BLM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 03:45 PM (zp+j1)

432 Eh, OT but an excellent point.

229 Just heard that Alberto Gonzalez hasn't decided whether he's voting for Clinton, or not.

We never knew these people. They played fictional characters in real life. The whole fucking thing could be a gigantic charade and we'd not be any wiser.

We have no idea for how long this shit show has been going on or even the scope of the deception. The ONLY thing certain is that we are an entire nation of dupes.

Greatest country on earth. How long has that been a fucking lie?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 08, 2016 12:26 PM (4ng05)

It's why this Berner is voting for Trump. I caught on to the whole uniparty thing back in '92. Haven't voted a lot since then, but I'll be out there this time.

Posted by: Bernette at September 08, 2016 03:45 PM (JnWXC)

433 Wasn't there an American car that had to have the engine removed to get at the rearmost spark plugs?




'vettes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:45 PM (gJBE5)

434 46 So at some point, this tranny had four on the floor.\**************

I had to wipe my screen!

Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2016 03:46 PM (QQRAy)

435 Brave New World was a cautionary tale, not a How To Manuel.

The death throes of Western Civilization isn't nearly as funny as I was hoping. Its just sad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2016 03:46 PM (KFKX7)

436
U of Iowa looking to create social justice bachelor's degree

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8106

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 08, 2016 03:47 PM (IqV8l)

437 Wasn't there an American car that had to have the engine removed to get at the rearmost spark plugs?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 03:44 PM (SRKgf)



http://tinyurl.com/zwuqt8s

The identical badge-engineed Buick Skyhawk, Chevy Monza, Pontiac Sunbird, and Olds Starfire of the '75-'80 model years were equipped with a 3.8 liter V-6 that was very large for the size of the engine compartment on these small cars. The result was that, in order to change the spark plugs on the right bank of the engine, you had to disconnect the motor mounts, attach a chain hoist, and lift the engine at least a few inches in order to be able to access those plugs.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

438 Nood

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 08, 2016 03:47 PM (6Ll1u)

439 I may technically have said this before.

Janeanne Garafolo will win 3 out of 4 and when Brady gets back he will be very angry. He plays with a chip on his shoulder. He still has a grudge about being the sixth QB drafted back in 1924.

He will devastate the league.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 03:41 PM (mgbwf)



1924? I thought it was '26.


Here, let's complete the prayer: Lord, in addition to having the Patriots win it all, how about you have Adrian Peterson blow out a knee in Game 2. And while you're at it, He who is most merciful, the Rams shall win no more than 3 games this year. Three is the number of their wins, two is too few, four is too many, and five is right out! Three is thy number.


Amen*.


*You will notice, Lord, I said nothing about Eli throwing 40 interceptions this year, so you have to admit I'm being awfully generous in my requests.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:48 PM (TOk1P)

440 I knew Brady's old. I didn't realize he's been playing for 92 years.


Looking things up is cheating. I took a SWAG.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 03:48 PM (mgbwf)

441 What can you tell me about

*glances left*

*glances right*

CRT? The rarest of trannies?

Posted by: BourbonChicken, Nissan owner at September 08, 2016 03:48 PM (VdICR)

442 They are also co-opting perversion. The Progs won't outlaw the perverts, they use them to beat down normal people. Communism won't save us from the trannies.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2016 03:27 PM (R+30W)





The members of the religion of peace just love them and the way Barry is flooding them into the country one day those two special little groups are going hit head on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2016 03:48 PM (493sH)

443 Die old thread, die. Please. Long live the new thread.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at September 08, 2016 03:48 PM (ucB75)

444 I haven't much hope for this year as the Birds are going with a rookie Quarterback, but if he doesn't get the snot beat out of him and he learns quickly maybe next year might be something.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2016 03:48 PM (0G2eQ)

445 Wasn't there an American car that had to have the engine removed to get at the rearmost spark plugs?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 03:44 PM (SRKgf)

Ford F-150

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2016 03:49 PM (t06LC)

446 Nood
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby




Did it do an Irish Goodbye?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 03:49 PM (gJBE5)

447 431 WaPo Op-Ed: Let White People Cry Because They Were Called A Cracker


Tolerance!!!!

Maybe I identify as a cracker? I prefer to be called a Saltine-American.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2016 03:49 PM (KFKX7)

448 Nood underneath this one peeps.

Posted by: Typical Hillary Voter at September 08, 2016 03:50 PM (H6Ca0)

449 New thread below this thread because ace posted this thread one full day in the future.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)

450 "38 This reminds me of former Clinton SecDef William Cohen, a man who claims to be a Republican but is voting for Satan's Handmaiden. He's a trannie-crat.

Posted by: MTF"

Yes, this.
We should try to push this into the wider culture.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 08, 2016 03:50 PM (Z8DIA)

451 The nood is below the old.

This place never gets boring.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 03:51 PM (mgbwf)

452 CRT? The rarest of trannies?

I kind of like the new CVTs, continuously variable tranny.

Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2016 03:52 PM (cbFFB)

453 Damn morning sock go away.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 03:53 PM (H6Ca0)

454 Gary "Bong Boy" Johnson is going to be on Cavuto in a few.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

455 Do we have any flaming skulls left in inventory?

Remember how no one could figure out where Obama got $400 million to pay off Iran in ransom money?

How do you explain Obama paying them $33.6 Billion.

BILLION.

Where does he get the money? Did Congress approve these payments?

#WhatTheFlamingFuck?

Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 03:58 PM (/m8T6)

456 "It's an election year. Time for the D's to try and act like Americans."

They've been faking it for so long that they no longer remember how to do it. Just going through ritual motions and incantations handed down through the generations doesn't seem to work anymore.
Sad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (Z8DIA)

457 Next time Gary Johnson goes on tv, I hope somebody asks him a question about a henway.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (/zyrl)

458
457 Next time Gary Johnson goes on tv, I hope somebody asks him a question about a henway.
Posted by: George Tirebiter at September 08, 2016 04:00 PM (/zyrl)


Ask him if he remembered the butfore.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2016 04:01 PM (z/Ubi)

459 >>Next time Gary Johnson goes on tv, I hope somebody asks him a question about a henway.

He's on Cavuto right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2016 04:04 PM (/tuJf)

460 i thought at least limbaugh would pick up on the "leg biter" phrase. it sounds like something he might say. vilifying the activists as like little, obnoxious doggies biting at your feet. oh well.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 04:06 PM (WTSFk)

461 Tebow signed with the Mets instructional league.

"While I and the organization are mindful of the novel nature of this situation, this decision was strictly driven by baseball," Mets general manager Sandy Alderson said during a conference call. "This was not something that was driven by marketing considerations or anything of the sort. We are extremely intrigued with the potential Tim has."

Posted by: random lurker at September 08, 2016 04:06 PM (+tRIN)

462 426 I had a vehicle, of Korean origin, that required the battery to be removed first, before being able to get to the headlamp for bulb replacement.

Yes, Korea, there is a reason I won't buy any of your vehicles ever again.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (TOk1P)

My wife's new GMC Acadia needs to have the front wheel and inner fender removed to replace the headlight bulb.

Engineers must have been on heroin.

Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (Zs4uk)

463 If there was a nood, it done got blowed up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 04:08 PM (9ym/8)

464 There are no other versions of "Jenner" worthy of any notice.

Posted by: Crusader at September 08, 2016 01:43 PM (ewSN2)


A pox on you, sir!

Posted by: zombie Edward Jenner at September 08, 2016 04:08 PM (oqkO3)

465 463 If there was a nood, it done got blowed up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 04:08 PM (9ym/



Its below this one. Look at the main page. Ace posted this thread on September 9.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 04:10 PM (z/Ubi)

466 OT: Powell - Clinton email released advising her on email server.

Posted by: cait Jenner at September 08, 2016 04:11 PM (ZKlDy)

467 37 I seem to remember some check-out aisle rag, maybe 10 years ago, with a photo and breathless article about a pregnant man which turned out to really be a woman? There were the usual stupid "news" stories about it, too.

Am I remembering this right? People almost universally mocked it, didn't they?
_____________

I think that was People magazine, and I think they had that woman-masquerading-as-a-man on the cover more than once. She had several pregnancies (on purpose, after temporarily stopping her male hormone treatments), and has 3 or 4 kids now.

There was nothing "miraculous" about her pregnancies, of course, as she was a biological female (and still is, regardless of her delusions).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2016 04:11 PM (NnYnv)

468 462 426 I had a vehicle, of Korean origin, that required the battery to be removed first, before being able to get to the headlamp for bulb replacement.

Yes, Korea, there is a reason I won't buy any of your vehicles ever again.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2016 03:40 PM (TOk1P)

My wife's new GMC Acadia needs to have the front wheel and inner fender removed to replace the headlight bulb.

Engineers must have been on heroin.
Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 04:07 PM (Zs4uk)

My old T-bird had to have the throttle body removed to get at the last couple spark plugs. total p.i.t.a. to do a tuneup

Posted by: random lurker at September 08, 2016 04:11 PM (+tRIN)

469 ... hey. at least i'm trying, people.

trying to improve everyone's lot, especially everyone's internet experience...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (WTSFk)

470 ... LeGBiTers!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (WTSFk)

471 Thanks, buzz, found it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 04:12 PM (9ym/8)

472 ... or LeGBiTrs!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 04:14 PM (WTSFk)

473 OT: Powell - Clinton email released advising her on email server.
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Yes, but he's telling her that he used private e-mail for some conversations so that they wouldn't become public records. He was telling her to be careful about what devices she used for private conversations -- he wasn't telling her to set up her own un-secure bathroom server and use it to conduct State Dept. business, and to transmit classified and top secret information over it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2016 04:14 PM (NnYnv)

474 "Chest-feeds?" Oh gag me with a spoon.

Posted by: Alana at September 08, 2016 04:16 PM (6wJRk)

475 So you have two ostensibly straight men, who decide they're really women, wreck their bodies with dubious surgery, and consequently hook up with each other. Is there even a name for this?!

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2016 02:05 PM (T9DQN)


Target-rich environment?

Posted by: zombie Edward Jenner at September 08, 2016 04:18 PM (oqkO3)

476 Can't impregnate either, since most m->f trannies get their balls chopped off
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Lets get our facts straight. Jenner is taking hormone therapy. Regardless of whether his balls are there, giving estrogen therapy to a biological male makes him sterile and impotent.

Jenner at this point cannot impregnate ANYONE not only because he cannot get it up, but also because his testicles are no longer functional.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at September 08, 2016 04:19 PM (ZKlDy)

477 If the singularity had as much estrogen injected into it as Caitlyn Jenner, the Big Bang would've been the Big Flop.

Posted by: Neill DeGrasse Tyson at September 08, 2016 04:22 PM (ZKlDy)

478 From the original article:

"Evan will continue to chest-feed for a while."

Ew.

Posted by: Joe Bar at September 08, 2016 04:22 PM (111Er)

479 I agree totally with you, Sherry. It's very insulting to women.

Posted by: Alana at September 08, 2016 04:23 PM (6wJRk)

480 Who is going to do it? They'll get prosecuted for h8 crimes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 02:43 PM (KUaJL)


Not if they all wear burkas while doing the beating.

Posted by: zombie Edward Jenner at September 08, 2016 04:36 PM (oqkO3)

481
I was at a funeral home for a viewing and the widow introduced me to her "daughter", who'd been her son the last time I saw him. But is now "transgender" and "transitioning". I was then introduced to the "daughter's" partner -- a woman. And in the course of chatting with the mother learned that she thinks they are a lesbian couple -- and they do to. I wanted to say that if you're a woman and having sex with someone with a penis, you're not a lesbian. And the son's not a lesbian. They're both boring heterosexuals with odd taste in members of the opposite sex.
The pretzeling that's going on to accommodate these fantastists astonishes me. Of course, I was a funeral home. I felt I couldn't make a "fuss" over the ridiculous denial of reality going on in the widow's family.
They believed what they were saying. It's insanity, and I didn't know what to do when so bizarrely confronted by it.

Posted by: Biblio at September 08, 2016 05:22 PM (7o8VY)

482 My experience is that the left fervently believes when they are trans, they REALLY ARE the gender they SAY they are.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at September 08, 2016 05:49 PM (uhftQ)

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