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Chris Cilliza is a Hopelessly Partisan Dope


This human punching bag filled with failure and noogie scars (noogies cause only light physical scars, but the psychological scars are deep and eternal) also claimed that he couldn't recall any previous Republican nominees being tagged with the "racist" slur all that much.

Walter Henry at the Federalist reminds him.

He won't retract this obviously false thesis, of course. The good/bad thing about the internet is that it gives people who were previously bullied the chance to bully other people with wild abandon.*


* Yeah guilty as charged myself. But I do try to keep this Revenge of the Nerd syndrome in check. I'm not sure how successful I am. Since I realized the ugly nature of social shaming, I try to reserve my own Altruistic Punishment impulses for other Altruistic Punishment disciples -- I try to be the hockey goon that only goes after the other team's goons, but not the players who aren't gooning it up.

I imagine, however, that 98% of internet bullies likewise conceive of themselves as being Goons Against Injustice!, so I don't know how true this conceit is. I know it's certainly not a novel one -- every misbehaving, insulting partisan imagines he or she is justified because someone else is acting like an asshole and that justifies themselves going into Even Bigger Asshole Mode.

This is how things degenerate, obviously: One tribe claims/perceives ill-treatment by the other tribe, and those of us with more sociopathic tendencies (yes, the urge to harm perfect strangers is a sociopathic tendency, though a widely shared one) now feel empowered to unleash the cruelty inside of us that is just looking for an excuse to come out, and we start gooning it up horribly.

Then the other Tribe takes offense, and their goons start looking for Retribution. Etc.

All that said, Chris Cilliza really is a reflexively partisan, Tribal goonsquad jackass who deserves to be known as such, instead of a guy who the Washington Post permits to pretend is some neutral observer of political give-and-take.

Posted by: Ace at 12:46 PM




Comments

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1 Most "reporters" are democrat party operatives with by-lines.

News at 11.

Posted by: ballistic at September 06, 2016 12:47 PM (iWDim)

2 Yeah, but Bush was a big meany.

Posted by: Bruce at September 06, 2016 12:47 PM (8ikIW)

3 What a tool.

Just like the newspaper fashion critic who saw all sorts of menacing, white supremacist imagery in Melania's white dress at the RNC, but hope and leadership in Hillary's white pantsuit at the DNC.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

4 Cillizza is just more blatant.

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2016 12:48 PM (zIyYY)

5 Also, did you hear that Donald J. Trump once passed wind in the general vicinity of an infant?!

Posted by: ballistic at September 06, 2016 12:49 PM (iWDim)

6 Linky to the Federalist don't work.

It goes to a bunch of pictures of an ugly nerd in a suit.

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2016 12:50 PM (zIyYY)

7 noogies give you bruises.....not scars....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 06, 2016 12:51 PM (0O7c5)

8
I had an outbreak of chilliza on me dangly bits but a rigorous regimen of antibiotic ointments and carrot juice cleared it up right quick!

#twoweeks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2016 12:52 PM (fOgSR)

9 Hot Air has a piece about Chris Cillizza introducing the results of a WaPo poll that has Hillary up by 1 in Texas.

can you say ... Psychological operations (PSYOP)

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at September 06, 2016 12:52 PM (e8kgV)

10 Had to Bing that name. WaPo huh? No wonder I never heard of him. He's a Democrat PR hack.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 06, 2016 12:53 PM (mpXpK)

11 he couldn't recall any previous Republican nominees being tagged with the "racist" slur

Cizzilla got one of those concussions like Hildebeeste?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 06, 2016 12:54 PM (WlGX+)

12 Yeah, any time they claim that an attack on Hillary is sexist I have two words: Sarah Palin.

She *and her family, including teen daughter* were not off-limits in 2008.

You changed the rules, now live with them.
Which reminds me, wasn't there all sorts of analysis (especially by one particular Atlantic blogger) into Palin's gynecological records?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 12:54 PM (NOIQH)

13 I love bacon.

Unfortunately, bacon in 2016 America sucks. It's all fat. Kinda hard to get nice crispy pieces that way. The precooked stuff isn't much better.

That's all for now.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 12:55 PM (cJMlc)

14 PANTY RAID!!!
HYAH HYAH NYYYYAH!!!

Posted by: Louis Skolnick, Running Wild Through the Halls of Pi Delta Pi at September 06, 2016 12:55 PM (nx6Qx)

15 I have Washington Examiner daily emails & have read this before, Trump plans Trump TV if he loses.

http://tinyurl.com/z2qrjgv

Posted by: Carol at September 06, 2016 12:56 PM (sj3Ax)

16 The story can be summed up in two words,

Democrats Lie

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2016 12:56 PM (zIyYY)

17 Which reminds me, wasn't there all sorts of analysis (especially by one particular Atlantic blogger) into Palin's gynecological records?

Faux-conservative Andrew "Powerglutes" Sullivan.

He's probably still trying to prove his insane theory that Bristol is Trig's real mother.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 06, 2016 12:56 PM (WlGX+)

18 I wish I had the confidence in the American public to believe that a large majority of people would notice the endless shilling and dismiss everything that comes out of the MSM, but alas, we all know that is a pipe dream if there ever was one.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 06, 2016 12:56 PM (KqRop)

19 I saw Tribal Goonsquad Jackasses open for Fine Young Cannibals at ISU Redbird Arena in 1990

Posted by: truck nutz at September 06, 2016 12:57 PM (sWgE+)

20 Pox upon all the Uni-Party Beltway Pundits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2016 12:57 PM (IF6dz)

21
Actual link:

thefederalist.com/2016/09/06/left-called-republicans-nazis-long-doesnt-work-trump/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 06, 2016 12:59 PM (kdS6q)

22 I'm watching My Man Godfrey on TCM on demand & sorry to go OT so soon.

Back to movie.

Posted by: Carol at September 06, 2016 12:59 PM (sj3Ax)

23 I really like Cilliza's headline stylings.

Posted by: Ezra Klein at September 06, 2016 12:59 PM (/m8T6)

24 Trump's Baby Punching: What It Mean's

Posted by: Ezra Klein at September 06, 2016 01:00 PM (/m8T6)

25 This Chinchilla guy is absurd....

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:00 PM (O2RFr)

26 Here's the article (I think)

http://tinyurl.com/jfucpqc

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:01 PM (0mRoj)

27 Hillary's Halo: What It Means

Posted by: Ezra Klein at September 06, 2016 01:01 PM (/m8T6)

28 A little high-sticking would probably do this asshole some good.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 06, 2016 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

29 I maintain that responding to smears is qualitatively different than smearing in the first place.

I also maintain that pointing out the bias in the press is not ad hominem, particularly given their very protected very public status.

It may be more piling on of justification for my tribe, but I see precious little of us taking the first swipe. And I'm pretty comfortable with a disproportionate response when we are wrongly smeared. People used to duel over this stuff.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 06, 2016 01:01 PM (WxfXV)

30 O/T, but interesting.

Over at Drudge there's a story about a school sending home a letter stating that two students there could possibly have leprosy. The comments to the story were along the lines of "that's what happens when you throw the doors open to the Third World." Of course, the lefty response was "Well, did you know leprosy was a problem in the US a hundred years ago. Racist racist etc."

I know it's rhetorical but, do these people even listen to themselves? Yeah, honey, it was a problem ONE HUNDRED years ago, so what made it rear its ugly head again? And I'm damn certain it wasn't people catching it from armadillos (as the lefties further posited.)

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 06, 2016 01:03 PM (vg8iE)

31 Yeah, any time they claim that an attack on Hillary is sexist I have two words: Sarah Palin.

She *and her family, including teen daughter* were not off-limits in 2008.

You changed the rules, now live with them.



This! More than any thing else!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:03 PM (Gzt/W)

32 Biden claiming to a black audience that Romney/Ryan were going to "put them back in chains" wasn't racist. It was just batshit insane and beneath the dignity of the office he held but then everything that dribbles out of his mouth is batshit insane and beneath the dignity of the office he holds.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2016 01:03 PM (/tuJf)

33 29 Posted by: TexasDan at September 06, 2016 01:01 PM (WxfXV)


I'll say this for Mr. Trump. He's this close to calling out the Democrats for their in fact being actual Nazis and Klansman.

And that is why bacteria like Cillizza are coming unhinged - the truth is being revealed to those who are in most need of hearing it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:04 PM (9P3OG)

34 20 Pox upon all the Uni-Party Beltway Pundits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2016 12:57 PM (IF6dz)
I work really hard all day to keep from saying that I hope they all die in a fire. So far I've been successful in not saying it.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:04 PM (brElc)

35 People used to duel over this stuff.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 06, 2016 01:01 PM (WxfXV)


Yup.... allegations printed in the news like Donald Trump's wife was a whore???

Totally worth a Duel IMO...

Posted by: Don Q at September 06, 2016 01:05 PM (qf6WZ)

36 I know it's certainly not a novel one -- every misbehaving, insulting partisan imagines he or she is justified because someone else is acting like an asshole and that justifies themselves going into Even Bigger Asshole Mode.

This will come as a shock to the Horde but I have been known, from time to time and only with deep sadness and regret, to be less than entirely genteel in my response to others. No! It's true!

I'm trying, to not that great effect but at least I'm trying, to mitigate that at least somewhat. Because you know what? I'm the asshole. It doesn't matter if the other guy started it, I'm still the asshole and that's not okay.

I do think it's an iron clad law of human nature that people will be as horrid to one another as they can get away with and that boundary will be pushed constantly. Because human beings are horrible.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 06, 2016 01:06 PM (mf5HN)

37 I guess they don't remember Reagan being accused of being racist for not stopping the arms race during the Cold War and spending every dime on an AIDS cure. I always thought the suggestion of not having buttsex had merit, but what do I know?

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:06 PM (brElc)

38 34
20 Pox upon all the Uni-Party Beltway Pundits.


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2016 12:57 PM (IF6dz)
I
work really hard all day to keep from saying that I hope they all die in
a fire. So far I've been successful in not saying it.


Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:04 PM (brElc)
yeah, it would be terrible if they all died in a fire.....a real damn shame....i'm going to not say that either

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 06, 2016 01:06 PM (0O7c5)

39 I know it's rhetorical but, do these people even listen to themselves? Yeah, honey, it was a problem ONE HUNDRED years ago, so what made it rear its ugly head again?

And I'm damn certain it wasn't people catching it from armadillos (as the lefties further posited.)




Not too many Hoover Hogs being eaten today.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:06 PM (Gzt/W)

40 I saw Even Bigger Asshole Mode open for Depeche Mode at the Secular Christian Fellowship Mosh Pit in Brighton, UK.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 06, 2016 01:07 PM (1CroS)

41

* Yeah guilty as charged myself.

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 06, 2016 01:07 PM (qCMvj)

42 I'm actually fine with being the asshole.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:07 PM (brElc)

43 Cilizza was actually disgusted with Weiner. The third time he got busted.

Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2016 01:08 PM (tewYv)

44 I'm not sure how anybody can have any illusions about Hillary's truthfulness. She clearly doesn't tell lies, she is a liar. It's part of her character.
I don't have any hesitation in saying that.
The only defence anyone can make is the excuse that all politicians lie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 06, 2016 01:08 PM (s7hQ/)

45 And all of this, all of the virtue-shaming to hide one's own self, one's inabilities to "grow up," one's pitting of tribe against tribe in order to grab more power--all of this is modern Liberalism writ large.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (AroJD)

46 Damn Jew Bastard is not a racist slur unless the Jew was black.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (nkCeM)

47
And because no one ever clicks links:

The Federalist article by "Warren Henry" complaining about something Chris Cillizza wrote, block "quotes" him even, actually links to an article written by Aaron Blake*, which was not only not written by Cillizza, it doesn't even mention him.

So, another great piece of quality analysis by oft noted poly-amory advocacy sex-blog The Federalist.

*He got confused because it's from The Fix which is Chris' usual hang


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (kdS6q)

48 yeah, it would be terrible if they all died in a fire.....a real damn shame....i'm going to not say that either

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 06, 2016 01:06 PM (0O7c5)
I mean it does seem to be over the top to hope they all die in a fire, so even if I have that impetus, I don't say it, because it seems a bit harsh. So I'll just keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (brElc)

49 Don't forget the NAACP ad narrated by dragging death victim James Byrd's daughter that said "So when Gov. George W. Bush refused to sign hate crimes legislation, it was like my father was killed all over again."

Not being called racist...ever.

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (396pH)

50 I know it's rhetorical but, do these people even listen to themselves? Yeah, honey, it was a problem ONE HUNDRED years ago, so what made it rear its ugly head again?

--


At least they're consistent. It makes the whole talk about reparations make more sense, after all. And how they bring up the Crusades every time radical islam is brought to the public eye.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

51 All that said, Chris Cilliza really is a reflexively partisan, Tribal goonsquad jackass who deserves to be known as such, instead of a guy who the Washington Post permits to pretend is some neutral observer of political give-and-take.


Again, Trump won't take my advice, but he'd be a lot better off - and would very much endear himself to a lot of people who hate the MFM with the fury of an AtC cornered by face-sized spiders - if he made it very clear that hack outfits like WaPo would have absolutely no access to a Trump administration and that every one of their press passes would be given to Breitbart.

And he needs to ramp up the fury at his rallies, too - "Crooked Hillary is literally choking on her lies, but you know why you don't hear about it?

**point to cowering media bloc**

"Because THEY lie just as much as she does!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (X6fMO)

52 Chris Cilliza is the only beltway pundit whose name is pronounced the same drunk or sober

Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

53

the real filter is a face to face

most people who bully and harass online would never do it in person - even if they are not anonymous in their online bullying and harassing

a human in front of another human is where you can separate the real men and women from the misfits of society

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 06, 2016 01:10 PM (qCMvj)

54 I mean it does seem to be over the top to hope they
all die in a fire, so even if I have that impetus, I don't say it,
because it seems a bit harsh. So I'll just keep my mouth shut.


Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (brElc)
i know what you mean.....besides the whole visual of them all dying in a fire is really overwhelming......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 06, 2016 01:10 PM (0O7c5)

55 I don't think you're a goon, ace. Because goons don't worry about being goons or whether being a goon is a good thing, or if their inner goon makes them a bad person, they just goon. They goon happily and and they goon without thought. That's not you.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 06, 2016 01:11 PM (diuQC)

56 I wonder what percentage of the population are self aware?

Does this dweebie looking guy have any cognizance that he is a hack, or does he really believe he is "justified" and "righteous"?

Maybe guys like Ace are cursed with rational thought, but unable to see that it is like a superpower among humans. Like the ability to see through walls, and he keeps calling out these fools for being so obvious, but to them there is nothing wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 06, 2016 01:11 PM (LWu6U)

57 There's a reason why they pushed the "McCain is old and sick" angle then and why they are panicking to stop the "Hillary is old and sick" angle now:

It works. And they know it.

Trump--no matter what you think of him--looks a lot younger, healthier and energetic than Clinton.

People vote for the strong horse.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 06, 2016 01:11 PM (77emZ)

58 History for the Left always only begins yesterday thus they don't care what they said in the past because it does not exist.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 06, 2016 01:11 PM (nkCeM)

59 Also, did you hear that Donald J. Trump once passed wind in the general vicinity of an infant?!

Posted by: ballistic at September 06, 2016 12:49 PM (iWDim)


Well, how else is the kid going to learn? If the child doesn't know that it can fart, it will just swell up like a beach ball, and ultimately explode. Messily.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2016 01:12 PM (oqkO3)

60 Hillary calls herself a liar and all the should-die-in-a-fire-but-I-won't-say-so reporters just sit there and grin.

One minute she says she didn't understand classified markings, the next she says she's an expert.


Everyone is supposed to go along with being pleased she lies to the right people at the right time.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:12 PM (brElc)

61 OT, but silly: It seems Eurotrash fisher-people do not like Maine lobster competition. So the EU is considering banning their import. How can they do that? They're European, they'll find a way.


http://tinyurl.com/z3c2ctv

Posted by: Europeans are full on cray-cray at September 06, 2016 01:12 PM (/m8T6)

62 Am I bad for not knowing who Chris Cillizza is?

Another one of those self-aggranding noodniks who imagine that they have great influence over the populace as a "thought leader" or some such?

Probably.

Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2016 01:12 PM (jBuUi)

63 Now I really wanna watch Goon.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 06, 2016 01:13 PM (mf5HN)

64 Gee, I don't remember ANY Republican candidates accused of racism...


http://tinyurl.com/gphajwk

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 06, 2016 01:13 PM (27WlQ)

65 55 I don't think you're a goon, ace. Because goons don't worry about being goons or whether being a goon is a good thing, or if their inner goon makes them a bad person, they just goon. They goon happily and and they goon without thought. That's not you.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 06, 2016 01:11 PM (diuQC)

Besides, ace doesn't play ice hockey, I don't think.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:13 PM (0mRoj)

66 People vote for the strong horse.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 06, 2016 01:11 PM (77emZ)
-----------------------
...and shall be governed by the horses' asses.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 06, 2016 01:13 PM (NUqwG)

67 One of my favorite CC pronouncements recently involved Obama. Taking grandly to his post he argued how the non political theater Obama would not even consider interfering with efforts in LA, unlike the unscrupulous media hungry DT. Less than an hour later, the WH announced Obama's intent to travel to Louisiana.

CC always leaned Left. He is now thoroughly submerged and, therefore, useless.

Posted by: gracepc at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (OU4q6)

68 This "The Fix" piece linked in my sock and taken from the headline shown in one of the Tweets is by Cillizza.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (LdMbv)

69 Need better links

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (sjMdG)

70 52 Chris Cilliza is the only beltway pundit whose name is pronounced the same drunk or sober
Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

Thillitha? *hic* *shart* *cough cough cough cough cough*

Posted by: Hillary "Picture of Health" Clinton at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

71 63 Now I really wanna watch Goon.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 06, 2016 01:13 PM (mf5HN)

That movie is really damn fun, for reasons I can't quite articulate. I've watched it multiple times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (0mRoj)

72 "Trump--no matter what you think of him--looks a lot younger, healthier and energetic than Clinton.

People vote for the stro hung horse.
Posted by: RoyalOil "

FTFY.

Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (jBuUi)

73 i know what you mean.....besides the whole visual of them all dying in a fire is really overwhelming......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 06, 2016 01:10 PM (0O7c5)

That goes along with my not saying that I wouldn't pee on them if they were on fire (not that I could, since I'm a girl and can't really direct my pee very well), but I don't say it because the visual is just plain mean.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (brElc)

74 I'm reading the fucking post!

Posted by: Steve Hanson at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (JO9+V)

75 "Chris Cilliza really is a reflexively partisan, Tribal goonsquad jackass who deserves to be known as such"

It's a WaPo employee covering politics, news, and/or life: of course he's a reflexively partisan, Tribal goonsquad jackass. It's the first and last question asked by job-hiring personnel in one of the most established hack rags in the world.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (1CroS)

76 Hillary calls herself a liar and all the should-die-in-a-fire-but-I-won't-say-so reporters just sit there and grin.

One minute she says she didn't understand classified markings, the next she says she's an expert.

Everyone is supposed to go along with being pleased she lies to the right people at the right time.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:12 PM (brElc)




MFM: Why yes. Is there a problem with that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 01:15 PM (493sH)

77
People vote for the strong horse.
Posted by: RoyalOil


Didn't work for John Kerry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 01:15 PM (IqV8l)

78 The Federalist link is just Cilliza's ugly mug.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 06, 2016 01:16 PM (iLoHX)

79 I see old Hill went to visit Her minions on Broom stick One and when a reporter tried to ask Her about a Cnn poll with Trump ahead she said she was just saying good morning and wasn't taking questions...

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:16 PM (O2RFr)

80 77
People vote for the strong horse.
Posted by: RoyalOil

Didn't work for John Kerry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 01:15 PM (IqV8l)

That's because he's a broken-down old nag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:16 PM (0mRoj)

81 I like the hockey goon analogy, and while I can't speak to twitter, not being a participant there, I can speak to other locations on the internet.

One of the fundamental aspects of internet flaming is that we all have unwritten rules, based on our values. And if you violate MY unwritten rules... well, woe be you and yours. May God have mercy on you, for I shall give you none.

And so it goes on and on like that. It would be nice if we all had instructions on where our lines are, but usually we don't find out until we cross each others'.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2016 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

82 "Well, did you know leprosy was a problem in the US a hundred years ago. Racist racist etc.

+++

Only among the slaves. When you got a bad one you'd take em back for exchange though.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 06, 2016 01:16 PM (gn7SU)

83 Northernlurker: "The only defence anyone can make is the excuse that all politicians lie."

That being said, no one lies like Hillary. She's in a class by herself... so to speak.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 06, 2016 01:17 PM (1CroS)

84 O/T but related to double standards, Christian Toto has a great post on all of the double standards on display in the Lena Dunham-Amy Schumer interview. The Odell Beckham stuff was only a small part of this amazing display of Lefty PC double-standards.

http://www.hollywoodintoto.com/dunham-schumer-ignore-pc-rules/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

85 You can see this dynamic within horde comments.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 06, 2016 01:17 PM (Eyx+b)

86 Well to be fair, Chris Cilliza works for the WaPo where the ability to be a sleazy and corrupt yet simultaneously objective and unbiased reporter is a requirement.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 06, 2016 01:17 PM (wCEn4)

87 That goes along with my not saying that I wouldn't
pee on them if they were on fire (not that I could, since I'm a girl and
can't really direct my pee very well), but I don't say it because the
visual is just plain mean.


Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (brElc)
now i'm covered in coffee

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 06, 2016 01:17 PM (0O7c5)

88 All that said, Chris Cilliza really is a reflexively partisan, Tribal goonsquad jackass.

Never heard of Chris Cilliza. But I have some neighbors that are, and I will now call, a Tribal Goonsquad Jackass.

Posted by: JackS at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (hgwL9)

89 And he needs to ramp up the fury at his rallies, too - "Crooked Hillary is literally choking on her lies, but you know why you don't hear about it?

**point to cowering media bloc**

"Because THEY lie just as much as she does!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:09 PM (X6fMO)


Trump needs to keep hammering. Clinton foundation donors...ALL OF THEM. He needs to point out that there are several affiliates who have not published donor lists...Like the Clinton-Giustra one in Canada. The text of her wall street speeches. EVERYTHING!

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (396pH)

90 I wonder what percentage of the population are self aware?

10% Maybe.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (brElc)

91 >>That being said, no one lies like Hillary. She's in a class by herself... so to speak.


Same goes for corruption - no on in American politics has ever done corruption to the level of the Bill and Hillary corruption carnival that is the Clinton Foundation. Makes cold cash stowed in a freezer look quaint.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (NOIQH)

92 "Faux-conservative Andrew 'Powerglutes' Sullivan. He's probably still trying to prove his insane theory that Bristol is Trig's real mother."

Protip: if you build a stack with powerful hydroponic weed, anti-HIV medications, and synthetic testosterone, odd psychological side effects are likely to occur.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (noWW6)

93 Why does hellary cough? Could hellary have sucked a bug down her goozle? She been to Maryland lately, possible swallowed a crab got in her goozle? Nahh, most likely developed a congestive heart failure. Remember that fresh virgin hearts are running scarce now and many have had to resort to eating 'older' hearts, even animal hearts.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (zLDYs)

94 I see old Hill went to visit Her minions on Broom stick One and when a reporter tried to ask Her about a Cnn poll with Trump ahead she said she was just saying good morning and wasn't taking questions...

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:16 PM (O2RFr)




You mean someone asked something besides - how was your weekend? How sexist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 01:19 PM (493sH)

95 80 77
People vote for the strong horse.
Posted by: RoyalOil

Didn't work for John Kerry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 01:15 PM (IqV8l)

That's because he's a broken-down old nag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:16 PM (0mRoj)



I think it's more because Kerry is an horse's ass!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 06, 2016 01:19 PM (wCEn4)

96
Only among the slaves. When you got a bad one you'd take em back for exchange though.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 06, 2016 01:16 PM (gn7SU)

Or you could claim the accelerated depreciation, then sell later at a loss. Win win.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:19 PM (0mRoj)

97 omg....the beast is on talking about the list of things growing that trump did.............pot...kettle.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 06, 2016 01:20 PM (0O7c5)

98 I saw Tribal Goonsquad Jackasses open for Fine Young Cannibals at ISU Redbird Arena in 1990
Posted by: truck nutz
----------

Cool. They're kinda retro, but I saw a double bill of Waxing Bilious and Internet Bullies, at Butler Univ., 2001.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2016 01:20 PM (9mTYi)

99 Average Guy: "I wish I had the confidence in the American public to believe that a large majority of people would notice the endless shilling and dismiss everything that comes out of the MSM..."

The curse of Gell-Mann Amnesia persists.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 06, 2016 01:20 PM (1CroS)

100 97 omg....the beast is on talking about the list of things growing that trump did.............pot...kettle

She's actually speaking..... live?

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

101 Hillary is doing an impromptu presser on her plane right now. All she is focused on is sliming Trump.

By election day I think both of them will have an approval rating equal to the approval rating of herpes.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2016 01:20 PM (/tuJf)

102 Rush has a new parody of "I can't remember, and don't blame my gender, blah blah" Hysterical. To the tune of "September".

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:20 PM (brElc)

103 Makes cold cash stowed in a freezer look quaint.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (NOIQH)




Grant and Boss Tweed are looking up from Hell with envious eyes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 06, 2016 01:21 PM (wCEn4)

104 Why does hellary cough? Could hellary have sucked a bug down her goozle? She been to Maryland lately, possible swallowed a crab got in her goozle? Nahh, most likely developed a congestive heart failure. Remember that fresh virgin hearts are running scarce now and many have had to resort to eating 'older' hearts, even animal hearts.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (zLDYs)




The last one she got was from an Abby somebody

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 01:21 PM (493sH)

105 That goes along with my not saying that I wouldn't pee on them if they were on fire (not that I could, since I'm a girl and can't really direct my pee very well), but I don't say it because the visual is just plain mean.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (brElc)


I guess I'm too literal, because I can't get beyond the thought of "where's all this pee supposed to come from?" Then I start wondering if this is before or after I already went, and wouldn't it be just that person's luck that I'm feeling a bit dehydrated at the moment...

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2016 01:21 PM (TOk1P)

106 She's actually speaking..... live?

-----------------

She's alive?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 06, 2016 01:21 PM (/CIN4)

107 This Chizzilla sure is a doughy little fella.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 06, 2016 01:22 PM (NpXoL)

108 >>>Walter Henry at the Federalist reminds him.

The link just goes to a google image search for Cilliza. He is one ugly mofo, but I don't think that was the point you were making.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 01:22 PM (R+30W)

109 106
She's actually speaking..... live?



-----------------



She's alive?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 06, 2016 01:21 PM (/CIN4)

apparently her allergy is gone because she's not coughing

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 06, 2016 01:22 PM (0O7c5)

110 101 Hillary is doing an impromptu presser on her plane right now. All she is focused on is sliming Trump.

I bet her trained seals, I mean reporters, are all agog and clapping...

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:22 PM (O2RFr)

111 Goon Poon..... Coming Soon.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 06, 2016 01:22 PM (0fbbp)

112 >>9
Hot Air has a piece about Chris Cillizza introducing the results of a WaPo poll that has Hillary up by 1 in Texas.

can you say ... Psychological operations (PSYOP)

Posted by: undocumented SMOD<<



OK, Now I KNOW the polls are sh1t.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 06, 2016 01:23 PM (OZmbA)

113 I suspect soon all her appearances will be like old Kung-Fu movies and Milli Vanilli concerts

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 06, 2016 01:23 PM (/CIN4)

114 112 >>9
Hot Air has a piece about Chris Cillizza introducing the results of a WaPo poll that has Hillary up by 1 in Texas.

can you say ... Psychological operations (PSYOP)

Posted by: undocumented SMOD



OK, Now I KNOW the polls are sh1t.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 06, 2016 01:23 PM (OZmbA)

Who'd they poll, Austin Democrats?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:24 PM (0mRoj)

115 So the Moooch is gonna campaign for Hillary!...

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:24 PM (O2RFr)

116 "And how they bring up the Crusades every time radical islam is brought to the public eye."

You're *completely* leaving out the British in Malaya in the 1950s, and we simply won't stand for this sort of callous historical revisionism.

Posted by: Supercilious Lefty Pedants at September 06, 2016 01:25 PM (noWW6)

117 >>>Walter Henry at the Federalist reminds him.

++++

His name is Warren.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 01:25 PM (R+30W)

118 Now she's playing the victim card, winning about being attacked by the VRWC all her public life.

She's such a despicable person. Totally unqualified and more deserving of a long jail term than any public job let alone the presidency.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2016 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

119 Hillary is doing an impromptu presser on her plane right now. All she is focused on is sliming Trump.

I bet her trained seals, I mean reporters, are all agog and clapping...

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:22 PM (O2RFr)




Mrs. Clinton, just how evil is Donald Trump?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 01:25 PM (493sH)

120 I've said this for decades: The progs do not have ANYTHING except demagoguery.



Find out why some prog votes prog. They will ALWAYS say it's because the not-prog is mean, evil, backward, etc. They have NOTHING else. Obama has had an entire career based on demagoging the non-prog. They NEVER say anything that isn't demagoguery. The polls are tightening up and they will double down on it.


Oh, and they're good with lying to do so.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:26 PM (brElc)

121 Who says the MSM sycophants aren't interested in Hillary's contradictory statements about her interview with the FBI? No doubt they are very concerned about it and trying to understand why the FBI would issue a report filled with all those horrible lies.

Posted by: Ripley at September 06, 2016 01:26 PM (1BQGO)

122 That movie is really damn fun, for reasons I can't quite articulate. I've watched it multiple times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (0mRoj)



It works because Seann William Scott does not take himself too seriously and is happy to be the brunt of the joke. I quite like him and how did I not know there's a sequel to Goon coming out in 2017? All of you are fired for not telling me this.

It works because this is a movie that likes its characters and wants us to like them too. By the by, does the work like its own characters is probably my number one test of a work. If the creators hate those characters, why will I like them?

It works because it's a fun movie and all it wants to be is a fun movie and that's it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 06, 2016 01:26 PM (mf5HN)

123 >>22 I'm watching My Man Godfrey on TCM on demand & sorry to go OT so soon. Back to movie.
Posted by: Carol at September 06, 2016 12:59 PM (sj3Ax)

Love that movie. "I've had to look at her for 30 years. That's my wife!"

Posted by: Caliban at September 06, 2016 01:26 PM (DrC22)

124 Looks like about 6 more posts and the main page will be back to its normal lag rather than the super lag it has currently.

Posted by: buzzion at September 06, 2016 01:26 PM (bMG0w)

125 118 Now she's playing the victim card, winning about being attacked by the VRWC all her public life.

Poor widdle mis-treated frail, vapor ridden Hillary...

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:27 PM (O2RFr)

126 That letter from Hillary's doctor that they all cite to as proof she is healthy?

It's almost 2 years old.

BEFORE she started having all these coughing fits.

BEFORE she had to have a stool on stage and pillows to prop her up.

BEFORE she had to be helped up stairs and out of vehicles.

BEFORE she spazzed out and froze up in public.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 06, 2016 01:27 PM (77emZ)

127 Here's the other problem with the "racism" charge. It flew before Obama. The nation elected that POS and racism got much worse, not better. He was shown to be a racist himself. It doesn't work anymore.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:27 PM (brElc)

128 And I OD'd in Denver and just can't remember my name.

Posted by: Hillary Bocephus Clinton at September 06, 2016 01:27 PM (JO9+V)

129
I keep confusing that guy with Ryan Lizza.

They should get married and become Lizza Cillizza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (9P3OG)

130 >>
BEFORE she had to have a stool on stage and pillows to prop her up.<<


I didn't know about this one. Did Huma clean up after her?

Posted by: Sphynx at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (OZmbA)

131
Also, did you hear that Donald J. Trump once passed wind in the general vicinity of an infant?! Posted by: ballistic at September 06, 2016 12:49 PM (iWDim)

The kid should be thankful he didn't get dick punched.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (lKyWE)

132
Ho Lee Fook. I'm listening to the old bat coughing up a fucking lung!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (9P3OG)

133 BEFORE she had to have a stool on stage and pillows to prop her up.




Well, her stool on stage was an accident.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (Gzt/W)

134 126 That letter from Hillary's doctor that they all cite to as proof she is healthy?

It's almost 2 years old.

BEFORE she started having all these coughing fits.

BEFORE she had to have a stool on stage and pillows to prop her up.

BEFORE she had to be helped up stairs and out of vehicles.

BEFORE she spazzed out and froze up in public.

-----------------------

and it's from Dr. Nick Riviera

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (/CIN4)

135
It works because it's a fun movie and all it wants to be is a fun movie and that's it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 06, 2016 01:26 PM (mf5HN)

I think that's as good an assessment as any.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 06, 2016 01:29 PM (0mRoj)

136 I keep wanting to read his name Cillitorus

Posted by: Sphynx at September 06, 2016 01:29 PM (OZmbA)

137 Warren Henry misses the ad that suggested that Bush protected whites who dragged a black man behind a truck in chains.

Yeah, they've always flung the bs "racist" line. It comes from their having to kill off the fact that it's been democrats who are the racists.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:30 PM (brElc)

138 I keep confusing that guy with Ryan Lizza.

They should get married and become Lizza Cillizza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (9P3OG)



Then move to Japan and adopt Godzilla

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 01:30 PM (493sH)

139
He sort of resembles Jared Fogle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:30 PM (9P3OG)

140 Remember that fresh virgin hearts are running scarce now and many have had to resort to eating 'older' hearts, even animal hearts.
Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2016 01:18 PM (zLDYs)


Most seem to think Hillary will achieve immortality by taking the blood of virgins. I think she will take possession of Chelsea's body. Chelsea's will is comparatively feeble, and she will be unable to resist Hillary's demonic might. See HP Lovecraft's story, the Thing on the Doorstep.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 06, 2016 01:30 PM (+wjl1)

141 So has the old bat taken any questions?

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:31 PM (O2RFr)

142
Walter Henry at the Federalist reminds him.

His name is Warren.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous



His "name" is Warren. it's a pseudonym.

"Warren" says he's a lawyer, which one would think involves a detailed reading of documents. His missing the fact that the guy he's bitching about didn't write the article he's frisking doesn't bode well for his clients.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 06, 2016 01:31 PM (kdS6q)

143 I keep confusing that guy with Ryan Lizza.

They should get married and become Lizza Cillizza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (9P3OG)


Oh no! There goes Tokyo, Lizza Cillizza!!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2016 01:32 PM (TOk1P)

144 141 So has the old bat taken any questions?
Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:31 PM (O2RFr)


At this point, they would have to be intravenously

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:32 PM (9P3OG)

145
So has the old bat taken any questions?
Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:31 PM


Her supporters claim that she answers questions constantly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 01:32 PM (IqV8l)

146 "Find out why some prog votes prog. They will ALWAYS say it's because the
not-prog is mean, evil, backward, etc. They have NOTHING else."

I found myself sitting around with some ardent Hillary supporters during a weekend get-together. People whom I don't know. I figured I wasn't likely to change any minds by arguing, so I just listened to what they had to say.

The entire conversation they had about politics was, per dagny's diagnosis, devoted to adumbrating the various awfulnesses of Donald J. Trump, and the harsh necessity of defeating and destroying this avatar of evil by any means.

Not a single one of them at any time during this conversation voiced a policy stance or personal philosophy or historical accomplishment of Hillary Clinton as a reason to vote for her. Not so much as one positive word. All negative, all focused like a laser on her opponent.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 06, 2016 01:32 PM (noWW6)

147 Warren Henry misses the ad that suggested that Bush protected whites who dragged a black man behind a truck in chains.



Yeah. He protected two onto death row where we already killed one of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:32 PM (Gzt/W)

148 143
Oh no! There goes Tokyo, Lizza Cillizza!!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2016 01:32 PM (TOk1P)


Anita Dunn vs. Gorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:33 PM (9P3OG)

149 So has the old bat taken any questions?
Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:31 PM

Her supporters claim that she answers questions constantly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 01:32 PM (IqV8l)



Should the donation be in cash or check?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 01:33 PM (493sH)

150 >>So has the old bat taken any questions?

She took a couple and answered mostly by saying Trump is evil and she is a victim.

Then the feed crashed. Funny that.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2016 01:33 PM (/tuJf)

151 134 126 That letter from Hillary's doctor that they all cite to as proof she is healthy?

It's almost 2 years old.

BEFORE she started having all these coughing fits.

BEFORE she had to have a stool on stage and pillows to prop her up.

BEFORE she had to be helped up stairs and out of vehicles.

BEFORE she spazzed out and froze up in public.

-----------------------

and it's from Dr. Nick Riviera
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (/CIN4)

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College? Then keep the jokes to yourself then!

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at September 06, 2016 01:33 PM (7HtZB)

152 Dick punching babies is perfectly acceptable behavior if the babies are members of the other tribe.

Posted by: Fritz at September 06, 2016 01:34 PM (HVQlX)

153
Dr. Nick DeVane.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:34 PM (9P3OG)

154 113 I suspect soon all her appearances will be like old Kung-Fu movies and Milli Vanilli concerts
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 06, 2016 01:23 PM (/CIN4)

Dubbed? That could be fun. Her mouth could say "Prune juice! Where's my binky?!" and they would make it come out as "I will have my revenge on the villain Trump!"

Posted by: Hillary at September 06, 2016 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

155 Sock fail.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 06, 2016 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

156 132
Ho Lee Fook. I'm listening to the old bat coughing up a fucking lung!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:28 PM (9P3OG)

Something new from today, or that epic fit over the weekend?

Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 01:35 PM (7HtZB)

157 156
Something new from today, or that epic fit over the weekend?
Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 01:35 PM (7HtZB)


From yesterday. Rush is all over it right now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:35 PM (9P3OG)

158 So Wapo says we have to stop talking about Hillarys health...... Sure.... I mean shes sooo healthy looking... I like what one Moron said yesterday. "She's as healthy as an 80 year old chain smoking woman playing the penny slots at an Indian Casino."

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:36 PM (O2RFr)

159 She took a couple and answered mostly by saying Trump is evil and she is a victim.

Then the feed crashed. Funny that.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2016 01:33 PM (/tuJf)

The feed crashed, you say? There's a logical explanation for that.


They cut the feed just like NASA cut the feed on that satellite when the UFO came into the picture. Clearly Hillary's mask slipped, revealing her scaly reptilian visage.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 06, 2016 01:36 PM (KUaJL)

160 Lizzy: "...Makes cold cash stowed in a freezer look quaint."

No doubt. I don't have the historical chops to state definitively that she's the most corrupt politician to run for president in American history, but she's the most corrupt politician to run for president in American history. I mean it's just in-your-face brazenness because the Federal institution of government has been so thoroughly corrupted in unison. And with the activists with bylines on her side, it's become offensive beyond measure.

I pray SMOD lands on them with righteous fury one day. Until then I pray the Trumpster does.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 06, 2016 01:36 PM (1CroS)

161 "That letter from Hillary's doctor that they all cite to as proof she is healthy?"

Consider the posthumous revelations about how catastrophically awful John Kennedy's health really had been (his adrenal glands had been worn away to nothing by Addison's Disease, and he could have collapsed at any moment in the heat of a geopolitical crisis).

That should have cemented the principle in the public mind. that you can always dig up a sleazy doctor from somewhere who will lie about a candidate's fitness to serve.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 06, 2016 01:36 PM (noWW6)

162 Happened to trip over this 2-hour old Chris Cillizza article: "Can we just stop talking about Hillary Clinton's health now?":

"The simple fact is that there is zero evidence that anything is seriously wrong with Clinton ... What Trump cannot -- or, at least, should not -- do is continue to engage with these wacky theories that emerge out of the fever swamps on the very fringe of the conservative movement."

You see, it's all made up by Trump. Nothing to see here, move along.

Like a lot of MSM shilling for Hillary, it will be belied by obvious developments.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 06, 2016 01:36 PM (r1fLd)

163 The feed crashed, you say? There's a logical explanation for that.

Probably a coughing fit.... Allergies you know..

Posted by: donna at September 06, 2016 01:37 PM (O2RFr)

164 152 Dick punching babies is perfectly acceptable behavior if the babies are members of the other tribe.
Posted by: Fritz at September 06, 2016 01:34 PM (HVQlX)

In some cultures it's a rite of passage into manhood.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 01:37 PM (0mRoj)

165 That goes along with my not saying that I wouldn't pee on them if they were on fire (not that I could, since I'm a girl and can't really direct my pee very well), but I don't say it because the visual is just plain mean.
Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 01:14 PM (brElc)

Hah! Some years ago a Ron during a bathroom humor thread said; Women spray like cats.

If this is offensive I'm not sorry, it's just a funny memory. It is one of the two funniest comments I have ever read here.

Posted by: JackS at September 06, 2016 01:37 PM (hgwL9)

166 Speaking of dopes, Gretchen Carlson shook down Fox for 20 million. The Murdoch family essentially threw Ailes under the bus. Watch how all the Fox properties continue there leftward tilt. Mr. Ivy League Establishment, Brit Hume, has replaced Greta.

We need Ace TV. {Full disclosure, I don't have nor do I watch broadcast, cable or satellite TV. }

Posted by: Locke Common at September 06, 2016 01:38 PM (CZCmp)

167 As far as I'm concerned, Hillary could be coughing up blood and have liquid shit running down her leg, and she's good to go!

Give a blast of gin for the win, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at September 06, 2016 01:38 PM (HVQlX)

168 148
143

Oh no! There goes Tokyo, Lizza Cillizza!!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2016 01:32 PM (TOk1P)





Anita Dunn vs. Gorn.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:33 PM (9P3OG)


50 Quatloos on the Gorn!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2016 01:38 PM (JO9+V)

169 Limbaugh playing audio from Hillary talking to reporters on her new plane and had to leave due to another coughing fit.

She may drop dead soon...

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 01:38 PM (396pH)

170
"Dear Mr. Kotter:

Please excuse Hillary from media questions because she's really very healthy and busy.

Signed,

Hillary's mother"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:38 PM (9P3OG)

171 They cut the feed just like NASA cut the feed on that satellite when the UFO came into the picture. Clearly Hillary's mask slipped, revealing her scaly reptilian visage.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 06, 2016 01:36 PM (KUaJL)



Nonsense. It has nothing to do with her reptilian skin. It's that somebody approached her with a baby, and she instinctively unhinged her jaw and swallowed the wee bairn whole.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2016 01:39 PM (TOk1P)

172 I saw Dick Punching Babies open for Frankie Goes to Hollywood at Bay Harbor in '84.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:40 PM (X6fMO)

173 They cut the feed just like NASA cut the feed on that satellite when the
UFO came into the picture. Clearly Hillary's mask slipped, revealing
her scaly reptilian visage.



Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 06, 2016 01:36 PM (KUaJL)

she does have a strange affinity for Area 51; Coincidence ? I think not !

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 01:41 PM (c6/9Q)

174 Since Hillary isn't campaigning much it seems like I should catch lots of snippets of fawning MFM coverage of Kaine campaign stops but I can't think of any. I know nothing about him and it seems they are not even having him stump for whatever the Hillary agenda is supposed to be. That he is being kept silent and out of sight makes me wonder WTF is going on.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 06, 2016 01:41 PM (Jen0I)

175
Mr. Ivy League Establishment, Brit Hume, has replaced Greta.

Hume is not Ivy League, he's University of Virgina.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:43 PM (lKyWE)

176 What distinguishes this hopelessly partisan hee-haw from the rest of his team of ass bandits?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 06, 2016 01:43 PM (cXF5y)

177 These weird coughing fits go back to her testimony before the Benghazi committee, and also February 16 this year. This is a long festering illness. She ain't well.

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 01:43 PM (396pH)

178 Nonsense. It has nothing to do with her reptilian skin. It's that somebody approached her with a baby, and she instinctively unhinged her jaw and swallowed the wee bairn whole.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2016 01:39 PM (TOk1P)

The incredible masseter muscle flexibility required of such a feat was immediately heralded by the press as evidence that she is in top health and physical condition.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 01:43 PM (0mRoj)

179 175
Mr. Ivy League Establishment, Brit Hume, has replaced Greta.

Hume is not Ivy League, he's University of Virgina.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:43 PM (lKyWE)



Meh. Titanic deck chair shuffling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:43 PM (9P3OG)

180 We need Ace TV.


Frankly, considering the talent among the Horde, we could come up with a pretty damned good program, starting with Vic News Network in the morning, then a little nosh with J.J, and so on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

181 Remember Rosalynn Carter saying Reagan 'made us comfortable with our prejudices?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (iLoHX)

182 Do unto others before they do it unto you

vs.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

Big difference. Needs level of trust/faith to operate.


Posted by: simplemind at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (xVRrG)

183 180 We need Ace TV.


Frankly, considering the talent among the Horde, we could come up with a pretty damned good program, starting with Vic News Network in the morning, then a little nosh with J.J, and so on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

Plus our smartass bench is deep. Very deep.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (0mRoj)

184
Mr. Ivy League Establishment, Brit Hume, has replaced Greta.

I think Bret Bair is taking her place

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:45 PM (lKyWE)

185 175
Mr. Ivy League Establishment, Brit Hume, has replaced Greta.

Hume is not Ivy League, he's University of Virgina.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:43 PM (lKyWE)

Before that, St Albans in DC with AlGore. He's an inside the beltway hack.

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 01:45 PM (396pH)

186 The old hag had a coughing fit like she was going to lose a lung or keel over. But you know, nothing to see here.

She doesn't even look well. When she gestures while talking she almost always grabs for something to hold on to.

Something isn't right.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 06, 2016 01:45 PM (cXF5y)

187 Rush has a new parody of "I can't remember, and don't blame my gender, blah blah" Hysterical. To the tune of "September".
==============

So, same tune but different lyrics from the Whitewater Investigation days?

Posted by: mrp at September 06, 2016 01:45 PM (JBggj)

188 180 We need Ace TV.

Frankly, considering the talent among the Horde, we could come up with a pretty damned good program, starting with Vic News Network in the morning, then a little nosh with J.J, and so on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (X6fMO)


I'll have to wear a droog maskie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:45 PM (9P3OG)

189 180
We need Ace TV.





Frankly, considering the talent among the Horde, we could come up
with a pretty damned good program, starting with Vic News Network in the
morning, then a little nosh with J.J, and so on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (X6fMO)


And dozens of Statler and Waldorf guys in the balcony

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2016 01:46 PM (JO9+V)

190 To the tune of 'Does Your Hair Hang Down'

Does your diaphragm spasm
From a deep dark chasm
Do your coughing fits
Not produce no spit
Do your throat and chin
Not produce no phlegm
Does your di-a-phragm spasm

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2016 01:46 PM (9mTYi)

191 I'll have to wear a droog maskie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:45 PM (9P3OG)

Regular horrorshow!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 01:46 PM (0mRoj)

192 181 Remember Rosalynn Carter saying Reagan 'made us comfortable with our prejudices?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (iLoHX)


So, that explains Jimmuh and teh Jooz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:46 PM (9P3OG)

193 We need Ace TV.


Frankly, considering the talent among the Horde, we could come up with a pretty damned good program, starting with Vic News Network in the morning, then a little nosh with J.J, and so on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

Plus our smartass bench is deep. Very deep.
Posted by: Insomniac



WIDE & deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:47 PM (Gzt/W)

194 190 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2016 01:46 PM (9mTYi)


The word "diaphragm" reminds me of my bachelorhood in college.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:47 PM (9P3OG)

195 Flawless Male Logic: "Mr. Ivy League Establishment, Brit Hume, has replaced Greta."

Hume: anti-Trump
Greta: Trump Neutral (maybe a little pro-Trump)

Probably not the most important component of the rehire, but it doesn't hurt if you're a Murdoch.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 06, 2016 01:47 PM (1CroS)

196 OT again:

If you're looking for a cheap hedge against a Hillary win and a gun grab, Smith & Wesson call options are down about 40 percent from a month ago.

You can get December or January options that's already in the money for around 300 bucks each. If the Beast wins they'll be big winners IMHO.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 01:48 PM (Idu2i)

197
Wide and derp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:48 PM (9P3OG)

198 You have to love the internet. It is forever. Trump needs to point to Shrillary coining the "Super Predator" term and "Bringing them to heel"

Keep it up Donny boy.

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (396pH)

199 The Xemocrats don't think there is anything wrong with hiding their God-Kings health. Look what they did with FDR. They propped that guy up so many times it was like Weekend at Bernie's.

In the end we paid for generations with things like his stacking of SCOTUS, gratuitous government overreach and bad decisions at Yalta.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (cXF5y)

200
The word "diaphragm" reminds me of my bachelorhood in college.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-------------

Understood, but, coupled (as it were) with Hillary, it might be off-putting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (9mTYi)

201 "Hot Air has a piece about Chris Cillizza introducing the results of a WaPo poll that has Hillary up by 1 in Texas."

---

*looks around*

Where?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (rlfds)

202 We need Ace TV.


Frankly, considering the talent among the Horde, we could come up with a pretty damned good program, starting with Vic News Network in the morning, then a little nosh with J.J, and so on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

Plus our smartass bench is deep. Very deep.
Posted by: Insomniac



WIDE & deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:47 PM (Gzt/W)

Ace's version of SCTV.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (Idu2i)

203
Hume: anti-Trump Greta: Trump Neutral (maybe a little pro-Trump)

But I don't think its Hume.I thought I herd this morning its Bair taking her place

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (lKyWE)

204 Jewpanese Noshes with JJ Sefton!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 01:50 PM (0mRoj)

205 >>Greta: Trump Neutral (maybe a little pro-Trump)

Very pro-Trump. He's been a fixture on her show long before this election cycle.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2016 01:50 PM (/tuJf)

206 Plus our smartass bench is deep. Very deep.
Posted by: Insomniac



WIDE & deep.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:47 PM (Gzt/W)


---

Heh.

Marianas Trench deep.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 06, 2016 01:51 PM (rlfds)

207
opps,heard

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:51 PM (lKyWE)

208 204 Jewpanese Noshes with JJ Sefton!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 01:50 PM (0mRoj)

Konichiwah, momzers!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:51 PM (9P3OG)

209 183 180 We need Ace TV.


Frankly, considering the talent among the Horde, we could come up with a pretty damned good program, starting with Vic News Network in the morning, then a little nosh with J.J, and so on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

Plus our smartass bench is deep. Very deep.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 01:44 PM (0mRoj)

A chess show, a book show, a pet show, art history show. Then late night hard-core nudity.

Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 01:51 PM (7HtZB)

210 Ace's version of SCTV.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (Idu2i)


I'd end up being the HQs Jay Sherman.

"It STINKS!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 01:51 PM (X6fMO)

211 The word "diaphragm" reminds me of my bachelorhood in college.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-------------

Understood, but, coupled (as it were) with Hillary, it might be off-putting.




Dental dam is off-putting in that context.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:51 PM (Gzt/W)

212
Ace's version of SCTV.
Posted by: Country Boy


Wear a white suit and ride around in a wheelchair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 01:52 PM (IqV8l)

213 199 In the end we paid for generations with things like his stacking of SCOTUS, gratuitous government overreach and bad decisions at Yalta.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (cXF5y)


It didn't help to have Harry Hopkins and Henry Wallace at his side - two confirmed Commies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:52 PM (9P3OG)

214 209 A chess show, a book show, a pet show, art history show. Then late night hard-core nudity.
Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 01:51 PM (7HtZB)

Get Hyapatia Lee and I'm in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2016 01:53 PM (9P3OG)

215 Hume: anti-Trump Greta: Trump Neutral (maybe a little pro-Trump)


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:49 PM (lKyWE)

Sounds like D&D alignments - Lawful Trump, Neutral Trump, Chaotic Trump

Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 01:53 PM (7HtZB)

216 Ace's version of SCTV.


Blowed up good. Real good.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2016 01:54 PM (JO9+V)

217 183 180 We need Ace TV.

I can see The Ace O' Spades Horde taking over where teh McLaughlin Group leaves off.

"Issue 1, hardwood vs. shag..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2016 01:54 PM (bzd8I)

218 Blowed up good. Real good.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2016 01:54 PM (JO9+V)


The 3D House of Beef would fit in nicely with the dietary advice here.

Posted by: Gran at September 06, 2016 01:55 PM (XIXhw)

219 "We need Ace TV. "


Before we have an Ace Network, better try an Ace gift shop where you can buy a SMOD t-shirt.

Posted by: jwest at September 06, 2016 01:55 PM (Zs4uk)

220 216 Ace's version of SCTV.


Blowed up good. Real good.




Ace's version of a SpaceX Rocket.

(Too soon?)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 01:56 PM (Gzt/W)

221 Flawless Male Logic, see www.businessinsider.com/greta-van-susteren-leaves-fox-news-2016-9

It's Hume.


JackStraw: "Very pro-Trump. He's been a fixture on her show long before this election cycle."

I used to watch her and Trump routinely and she seemed fair. I quit watching FOXNews this past year so I didn't know how far she still leaned. I think I would've still preferred her to Hume because she seems less the DC insider to me. More of an Everyman gestalt.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 06, 2016 01:56 PM (1CroS)

222 An entire post just made an Irish Goodbye

Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2016 01:58 PM (VndSC)

223 Did the thread above just disappear for anyone else?

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formally known as Serenity Now!) at September 06, 2016 01:58 PM (BDZWU)

224 \
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 06, 2016 01:56 PM (1CroS)


Okay I stand corrected.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 01:58 PM (lKyWE)

225 #twoweeks

Posted by: NCKate at September 06, 2016 01:59 PM (/6xSK)

226 The ghost post.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 06, 2016 01:59 PM (cXF5y)

227 The Irish Goodbye thread did an Irish Goodbye.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 01:59 PM (R+30W)

228 MAYDAY! post down with hundreds on board!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 06, 2016 01:59 PM (8ZskC)

229 222 An entire post just made an Irish Goodbye
Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2016 01:58 PM (VndSC)


Good. Thought I was seeing things.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 06, 2016 01:59 PM (5UjJX)

230 Well, that post was just a rude asshole!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2016 01:59 PM (0cMkb)

231 Heh...Ace just ran out of swedish meatballs and fondu!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 06, 2016 01:59 PM (NpXoL)

232 Did the thread above just disappear for anyone else?

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formally known as Serenity Now!) at September 06, 2016 01:58 PM (BDZWU)


Yep. Left nothing but me and my comment box.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:00 PM (zc3Db)

233 I can see The Ace O' Spades Horde taking over where teh McLaughlin Group leaves off.

"Issue 1, hardwood vs. shag..."



Kojak vs Tony Two-fingers' Hairy Chest -Discuss!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:00 PM (Gzt/W)

234 I blame Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2016 02:00 PM (r65B3)

235 Hey Chris Chilliza - STOP LOOKING LIKE ME!

Posted by: Jared from Subway at September 06, 2016 02:00 PM (k0G44)

236 At least nobody had to walk around and say goodbye in the last thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 06, 2016 02:00 PM (8ZskC)

237 An entire post just made an Irish Goodbye

I just that Olsen guy was right. No Irish.

Ace must be a Longhorns fan.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 06, 2016 02:00 PM (iIzG7)

238 Please name a WaPo reporter or columnist that's NOT a tribal goonass nitwit.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 06, 2016 02:00 PM (amJvM)

239 The case of the vanishing Irishman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (IqV8l)

240 I think Ace disappeared the post on purpose to illustrate his point. Funny.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (6IPEM)

241 The Irish Goodbye thread did an Irish Goodbye.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 01:59 PM (R+30W)


I still have never heard of an Irish goodbye and have no idea what it's supposed to be ... unless slipping out the back is it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (zc3Db)

242 And he didn't even say goodbye!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (GzDYP)

243 dafuq????

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

244 Was it something I said? I mean, it was no more assholish than usual...

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

245 I can see The Ace O' Spades Horde taking over where teh McLaughlin Group leaves off.
-------------

*practices intoning "With metaphysical certitude"*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (9mTYi)

246 I just googled Irish Goodbye and the top link was to a Slate definition.

Apparently, using the term Irish Goodbye or French Goodbye, or any other nationality or ethnicity in a phrase is "ethnophobic".

When did everything become an irrational fear?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:02 PM (yiTg1)

247
The 3D House of Beef would fit in nicely with the dietary advice here.

Posted by: Gran at September 06, 2016 01:55 PM (XIXhw)

ALL TIME FAVE!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 02:02 PM (wtvvX)

248 L, Elle.

I think you are right.
Very funny Ace.

Good thing my bar opens early...and often.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2016 02:02 PM (r65B3)

249 The post got drunk and had to leave before anyone noticed

Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:02 PM (6IPEM)

250 240 I think Ace disappeared the post on purpose to illustrate his point. Funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (6IPEM)

Oooooh, very meta....

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 06, 2016 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

251 Aaand... Goodbye to the Irish Goodbye thread.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 06, 2016 02:02 PM (+wjl1)

252 Trump should come out and say "Ok Hillary, I'm a negotiator. Here's my deal. If you release all of the Clinton donors (including foreign subsidiaries), your full medical records AND the transcripts of your wall street speeches...I'll release my tax records." Drop mic and walk off stage.

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 02:03 PM (396pH)

253 Rug burns...from a hardwood floor?

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2016 02:03 PM (9RGU3)

Posted by: Jared from Subway at September 06, 2016 02:03 PM (k0G44)

255 The Irish Goodbye thread above took an Irish Goodbye.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2016 02:03 PM (0XyIg)

256 I still have never heard of an Irish goodbye and have no idea what it's supposed to be ... unless slipping out the back is it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:01 PM (zc3Db)

++++

That's it exactly. The disappeared post was about a link at Instapundit to a piece at Slate.
Don't Say Goodbye
Just ghost.

http://tinyurl.com/ncpkdor

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 02:03 PM (R+30W)

257 Apparently, using the term Irish Goodbye or French Goodbye, or any other nationality or ethnicity in a phrase is "ethnophobic".

When did everything become an irrational fear?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:02 PM (yiTg1)


The only ethnic goodbye I know of is a Jewish goodbye, which is saying goodbye for half an hour but never really getting much closer to the door.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:04 PM (zc3Db)

258 So WaPo says we can't talk about Hillary's health and Benghazi is out because paranoid VRWC and her emails are old news and her endless other scandals are just smears.....

So what are we allowed to talk about?

Donald Trump straps binders of babies to the top the roof of his private global warming jet.

Posted by: Ripley at September 06, 2016 02:04 PM (1BQGO)

259 So is there a nood, or not a nood?

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 02:05 PM (Idu2i)

260 "All negative, all focused like a laser on her opponent."



Every single time. You know what the republicans usually do? Talk policy and play nice. You know who wins that little game with the great mass of voting idiots?

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2016 02:05 PM (brElc)

261 I really like the idea of Ace tv but it seems TV is kind of a dying medium. It's all about teh internets these days. Too bad YouTube probably won't allow Ace to monetize anymore though.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formally known as Serenity Now!) at September 06, 2016 02:05 PM (BDZWU)

262 By the way, former MD governor O'Malley's gun grab law is proving to be soooo effective. Only 22 shot with 3 killed over the weekend in Baltimore. Well done Marty, well done.

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 02:05 PM (396pH)

263 One cannot tell the difference between this comment section and the Post's.

Posted by: Eskimo at September 06, 2016 02:05 PM (ZYNmu)

264 252: "Trump should come out and say "Ok Hillary, I'm a negotiator. Here's my deal."

It would be better if someone offered the deal of either you confess your crimes and corruption publicly and retire from politics, or everyone associated with the Clinton Foundation gets the Kaiser Soze treatment.

But I wouldn't bet on her doing the honorable thing.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:06 PM (yiTg1)

265 259 So is there a nood, or not a nood?
Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 02:05 PM (Idu2i)

It's a Schroedinger's nood, you have to refresh the page to find out.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 06, 2016 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

266 The only ethnic goodbye I know of is a Jewish goodbye, which is saying goodbye for half an hour but never really getting much closer to the door.


Urban dictionary says Irish Goodbye takes an hour or more, where other websites say it's leaving abruptly without saying goodbye.

Drunken f'n micks. Can't get their shit straight.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:06 PM (Gzt/W)

267 Ace cut the feed to the nood thread because of a coughing fit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 06, 2016 02:06 PM (KUaJL)

268 Ace must be a woman. Why else would she behave so capriciously?

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 06, 2016 02:07 PM (+wjl1)

269 259: "So is there a nood, or not a nood?"

When you can snatch the nood from the top of the page, it will be time for you to leave.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:07 PM (yiTg1)

270 And Chicago kicked our ass with 13 fatal shootings this weekend. Damn!

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 02:07 PM (396pH)

271 Funny, haven't seen the bottle of expensive bourbon since that hairy guy left. Did you give him the goodbye frisk before he left?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 06, 2016 02:07 PM (FtrY1)

272 I saw Irish Goodbye open for the Chieftains at Wolf Trap last year. Good show if you sat on the Lawn and drank.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 06, 2016 02:08 PM (If1lE)

273 259 So is there a nood, or not a nood?

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 02:05 PM (Idu2i)

++++

There was a nood. Everyone there agreed not to tell anyone here, but then ace disappeared the whole thing. So, now we're stuck back here again.

I might have made some of that up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 02:08 PM (R+30W)

274 An "Irish goodbye" is when you slip out of a party or a pub without saying goodbye to anyone. I do it all the time when I'm at my usual (Irish) place.

I'm an anti-social nickelfucker like that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 02:09 PM (X6fMO)

275
And Chicago kicked our ass with 13 fatal shootings this weekend. Damn!
Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 02:07 PM


Indiana Zardoz Head wins again!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 02:09 PM (IqV8l)

276 So did the Irish disappear the nood?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 06, 2016 02:09 PM (RD7QR)

277 I really like the idea of Ace tv but it seems TV is kind of a dying medium. It's all about teh internets these days. Too bad YouTube probably won't allow Ace to monetize anymore though.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formally known as Serenity Now!) at September 06, 2016 02:05 PM (BDZWU)

Just offhand, you do it similar to how Mark Levin has set up his TV show. Or youtube maybe as you say, but I know nothing about how that all works.

Why wouldn't youtube let Ace monetize? Did they have a bad breakup or something?

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 02:10 PM (Idu2i)

278 You know you're over target when you start catching flak.

NBC reporter attacked by ClintonLand for writing Drudge-linked article questioning Hillary's health.

On AirBroomOne, Hillary's communications director shuts down questions with Hillary when reporter asks about the CNN poll showing Trump up 2%. Will this reporter get thrown off the plane?

Articles are at Breitbart.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (r1fLd)

279 Do not try to disappear the nood. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize that there is no nood. Then you will see that it is not the nood that disappears, but yourself.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (yiTg1)

280 Say good bye to the host only if the cops were called to the party. Let's face it, if no popo not much of a party anyway.

Should prolly say bye before the popo arrives.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (X+nFp)

281 Ace did an Irish Goodbye with the Irish Goodbye thread.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (PFy0L)

282 An "Irish goodbye" is when you slip out of a party or a pub without
saying goodbye to anyone.
==================

Does that include picking up the tab and leaving a tip?

Posted by: mrp at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (JBggj)

283 A post has left the party...
...without a goodbye.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (NUqwG)

284 Ace's new post took an Irish goodbye!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (so+oy)

285 First there is a thread, then there is no thread, then there is.

Posted by: Donovan at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (IqV8l)

286 An "Irish goodbye" is far more polite than a "Greek hello"

Posted by: wooga at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (KfXcP)

287 Google says the term "Irish Goodbye" is "ethnophobic."

So, let's refer to it as a "Celtic Departure," OK guys?

Posted by: V the K at September 06, 2016 02:12 PM (O7MnT)

288 On AirBroomOne, Hillary's communications director shuts down questions with Hillary when reporter asks about the CNN poll showing Trump up 2%.

Will this reporter get thrown off the plane?




Hopefully they'll land first.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:12 PM (Gzt/W)

289 Why wouldn't youtube let Ace monetize? Did they have a bad breakup or something?
Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 02:10 PM (Idu2i)
===

Nah, as far as I know Ace never had a YouTube channel. I worded my sentence wrong. Last week YouTube decided to demonetize any videos or channels that discuss controversial issues.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formally known as Serenity Now!) at September 06, 2016 02:13 PM (BDZWU)

290 279 Do not try to disappear the nood. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize that there is no nood. Then you will see that it is not the nood that disappears, but yourself.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (yiTg1)

The nood that can be disappeared is not the real nood.

Posted by: Lao Ewok at September 06, 2016 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

291 An "Irish goodbye" is far more polite than a "Greek hello"

But less polite than a San Diego Thank You.

Look it up.

Posted by: V the K at September 06, 2016 02:13 PM (O7MnT)

292 280 Say good bye to the host only if the cops were called to the party. Let's face it, if no popo not much of a party anyway.

Should prolly say bye before the popo arrives.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 02:11 PM (X+nFp)

I've only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:14 PM (Zxvxj)

293 >>But less polite than a San Diego Thank You.

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego!

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at September 06, 2016 02:15 PM (/tuJf)

294 292: "I've only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more."

Does Town Patrol count?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:15 PM (yiTg1)

295
I never say goodbye.

I am always around, lurking.


Posted by: Staph the Resistant at September 06, 2016 02:16 PM (B0Vxj)

296 294 292: "I've only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more."

Does Town Patrol count?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:15 PM (yiTg1)

If they're rent a cops, no.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:16 PM (Zxvxj)

297 Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:14 PM (Zxvxj)

Agreed. I actually woke up in my bed from a party in my apartment with the cops in my bedroom asking if "this guy" was my cousin. I looked at him and saw that he wasn't my cousin but i was drunk and dngaf so I said yes and went back to sleep.

Cops took him to jail anyway.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 02:17 PM (X+nFp)

298 "I've only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more."

Didn't you go to high school?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:17 PM (zc3Db)

299 Well, I won't do an Irish goodbye here. I just have to leave. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2016 02:18 PM (X6fMO)

300 The first rule of Irish Goodbye thread is NOBODY mentions Irish Goodbye thread.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 02:18 PM (wtvvX)

301 Wait, wasn't there an Irish party thread just now?

Am I drunk?
I haven't touched a drop!

Posted by: @votermom at September 06, 2016 02:18 PM (Om16U)

302 I've only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:14 PM (Zxvxj)


You clearly didn't live in a Fraternity house in the late '80s. PA's finest, multiple times.

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 02:18 PM (396pH)

303 If the Nood comes back and someone finds out about it will we find out or will get the Irish Goodbye?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:18 PM (6IPEM)

304 300: "The first rule of Irish Goodbye thread is NOBODY mentions Irish Goodbye thread."

Like the Irish follow rules.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:18 PM (yiTg1)

305 Never heard of Irish goodbye before today.

The more you know....

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 02:19 PM (Idu2i)

306 You clearly didn't live in a Fraternity house in the late '80s. PA's finest, multiple times.

Posted by: Timon at September 06, 2016 02:18 PM (396pH)

Amazingly, the cops never showed up at our frat house in the late 70's.

Not even the night we had dynamite.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 06, 2016 02:20 PM (Idu2i)

307 only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more.

Ever been picked up by the fuzz?

Hurts, don't it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2016 02:20 PM (0XyIg)

308 Link to Warren Henry's article at The Federalist:

http://tinyurl.com/h9b9xdg

Posted by: scovilleunit at September 06, 2016 02:20 PM (hWh8W)

309 That shanty Irish thread did not even say goodby

Posted by: Lace Curtain Irish at September 06, 2016 02:21 PM (c6/9Q)

310 Ever been picked up by the fuzz?

Hurts, don't it?





ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:22 PM (Gzt/W)

311
Ah! Hah!

Now I know my anti virus works.

Posted by: Staph the Resistant at September 06, 2016 02:22 PM (B0Vxj)

312 "I've only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more. "

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:14 PM (Zxvxj)


I'm so old that when we got caught at age 16 drinking beer WHILE driving, the cops simply confiscated the beer and told us to drive straight home.

It was a simpler time then.

Posted by: jwest at September 06, 2016 02:22 PM (Zs4uk)

313
The Big Lie

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 06, 2016 02:22 PM (nbwEb)

314 That is Warren Henry not Walter Henry at the Federalist. Good break down.

Posted by: RonC at September 06, 2016 02:23 PM (+qvz8)

315 Scott Hall kicked out of Atlanta airport bar for behaving like an ass.

Posted by: stop me if you've heard this before at September 06, 2016 02:23 PM (m/Gc2)

316
Once again the Left proves it doesnt believe a word it says.

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 06, 2016 02:23 PM (nbwEb)

317 I think a good name for a third party would be the Irish Party.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2016 02:23 PM (+bzn+)

318 317: "I think a good name for a third party would be the Irish Party."

Would they have safe spaces for people of no color?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:24 PM (yiTg1)

319
I think history has shown Leftists really are nature's assholes. And fascists.

but mostly fascists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 06, 2016 02:24 PM (ODxAs)

320 Just like clock work, Politico has yet another "Trump has hit his ceiling" article up.

I think this is number four for them this cycle.

And this is the kicker:

"In poll after poll the GOP presidential nominee isnt even close to winning a majority of the vote."

The last one they did said that Trump wasn't even close to 40%, now it is 50%. Neither candidate is close to 50% this cycle. Unless you count those D12+ sample polls.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 06, 2016 02:24 PM (iONHu)

321 Prolly already talked about this but Greta just quiet Fox.

Posted by: @votermom at September 06, 2016 02:25 PM (Om16U)

322 Never can say goodbye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmqYZr0RFo

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2016 02:25 PM (9RGU3)

323 Yeah, did you read Greta's statement about leaving? She said that Fox hasn't felt like home for a few years. I wonder what that means?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:27 PM (6IPEM)

324 "I wonder what that means?"

Seems to stand at face value...

Posted by: navybrat at September 06, 2016 02:28 PM (w7KSn)

325 Brown Students Fight For Menstrual Equality Mens Bathrooms To Be Stocked With Tampons

Weasel Zippers


Well I mean guys can Shart right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 02:28 PM (zp+j1)

326 Yeah, did you read Greta's statement about leaving? She said that Fox hasn't felt like home for a few years. I wonder what that means?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:27 PM (6IPEM)

They probably took away her private bathroom.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 02:29 PM (zp+j1)

327 Twitter is dying - Get over to Gab.ai

Posted by: Gabber at September 06, 2016 02:29 PM (mbYl0)

328
Pizza Party(!) and election day would be called Taco Tuesday.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2016 02:30 PM (fOgSR)

329 She said that Fox hasn't felt like home for a few years. I wonder what that means?

The new janitorial crew keeps hanging the toilet paper in the improper direction?

Posted by: is work supposed to feel like home? at September 06, 2016 02:30 PM (2WoCi)

330 They probably took away her private bathroom.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 02:29 PM
*******
and gave it to Megyn Kelly

Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:31 PM (6IPEM)

331 312 "I've only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more. "

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:14 PM (Zxvxj)


I'm so old that when we got caught at age 16 drinking beer WHILE driving, the cops simply confiscated the beer and told us to drive straight home.

It was a simpler time then.
Posted by: jwest at September 06, 2016 02:22 PM (Zs4uk)

I'm old enough to remember a time when it was a good idea to have open beer in the car so they could confiscate the beer but let you drive on. Provide, of course, you weren't entirely shit faced.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 06, 2016 02:31 PM (s7hQ/)

332 Every time I read the title of this thread, I read it as Chris Chlamydia is a Hopeless Partisan Dope.


Odd that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 06, 2016 02:31 PM (ptqRm)

333 Brown Students Fight For Menstrual Equality Mens Bathrooms To Be Stocked With Tampons

Weasel Zippers


Well I mean guys can Shart right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Buncha pussies obviously need them.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:32 PM (Gzt/W)

334
Brown Students Fight For Menstrual Equality Mens Bathrooms To Be Stocked With Tampons
Weasel Zippers


We wanted to take it into our own hands,” says Nguyen, a senior studying education policy. “Low-income students struggle with having the necessary funding for food, let alone tampons.”

How much does it cost to attend Brown?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 02:32 PM (IqV8l)

335 She said that Fox hasn't felt like home for a few years. I wonder what that means?

The Scientology bake sale and automotive swap meet was cancelled again.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 02:32 PM (X+nFp)

336 334: "How much does it cost to attend Brown?"

How would they know? it's not like they are paying for it.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:34 PM (yiTg1)

337 Brown has been giving away free condoms in the ladies room for years, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 06, 2016 02:35 PM (ptqRm)

338 My sense is that we don't think enough about how we collectively yet unwittingly

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 06, 2016 02:35 PM (nx6Qx)

339 The battery for my watch finally came in the mail and I spent an hour trying to get the back back on to no avail. Come back and the post we were on is gone.


Why did Ace pull it? Somebody get out of hand?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 06, 2016 02:35 PM (mpXpK)

340 She said that Fox hasn't felt like home for a few years. I wonder what that means?
...
They made her stop bringing her cats in and wouldn't let her walk around wearing nothing but a Wisconsin Badgers snuggie.

Posted by: ajmojo at September 06, 2016 02:36 PM (1H9ox)

341 Can't afford tampons but will be in line to purchase the iPhone 7

Posted by: NCKate at September 06, 2016 02:36 PM (/6xSK)

342 Does the woolly armadillo still stalk the hinterlands?

Posted by: J. Kerry, super genius at September 06, 2016 02:36 PM (ocQBm)

343 Rebrand the men's room tampons as Bullet wound plugs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 06, 2016 02:36 PM (ptqRm)

344 "By putting menstrual products in women's, men's and gender-inclusive bathrooms, Nguyen's campaign highlights an often-ignored fact: Not all people who menstruate are women."

LOL.

Higher education ... yeah.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:36 PM (zc3Db)

345 Can't afford tampons but will be in line to purchase the iPhone 7



Dude needs to study biology instead of education policy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:37 PM (Gzt/W)

346 344 "By putting menstrual products in women's, men's and gender-inclusive bathrooms, Nguyen's campaign highlights an often-ignored fact: Not all people who menstruate are women."

LOL.

Higher education ... yeah.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:36 PM (zc3Db)

And we're "anti-science."

Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 02:37 PM (7HtZB)

347 "By putting menstrual products in women's, men's and gender-inclusive bathrooms, Nguyen's campaign highlights an often-ignored fact: Not all people who menstruate are women."

I seem to be puzzled about that "often-ignored" fact. Something something...

Nope. I guess I lost it.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 02:38 PM (X+nFp)

348 Its back!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 06, 2016 02:39 PM (mpXpK)

349 The science was settled by Dr. Alice Cooper: only women bleed

Posted by: NCKate at September 06, 2016 02:39 PM (/6xSK)

350 Nope, still gone

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 06, 2016 02:39 PM (mpXpK)

351 346 344 "By putting menstrual products in women's, men's and gender-inclusive bathrooms, Nguyen's campaign highlights an often-ignored fact: Not all people who menstruate are women."



Dude! Your pussy is leaking!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:40 PM (Gzt/W)

352 Why did Ace pull it? Somebody get out of hand?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 06, 2016
*****
Everyone left the post without saying goodbye so Ace took it down

Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:40 PM (6IPEM)

353 Its back!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 06, 2016 02:39 PM (mpXpK)



Not for me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 06, 2016 02:40 PM (wCEn4)

354 All cats eventually die

My Uncle Harry died.


Ergo, my Uncle Harry was a cat.



Maybe I could start the Tampon Club For Men.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 06, 2016 02:40 PM (ptqRm)

355 Often-ignored fact:

2 + 7 = 32.776qw

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:41 PM (zc3Db)

356 348 + 349: "Its back!" "Nope, still gone"

Where's a link to a Viagra commercial when you need one?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:41 PM (yiTg1)

357 Now The FAB is pushing FREE Community College? And pray tell who is gonna pay for this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 02:41 PM (zp+j1)

358 OK, how long before these nut-holes declare that the Sun revolves around the Earth?

Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 02:41 PM (7HtZB)

359 Moritorium for 3 years on any Student Debt?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 02:41 PM (zp+j1)

360 Legal dueling would fix a lot of things.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at September 06, 2016 02:42 PM (evdj2)

361 360: "Legal dueling would fix a lot of things."

So would Vigilance Committees.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:43 PM (yiTg1)

362 Now The FAB is pushing FREE Community College? And pray tell who is gonna pay for this?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 02:41 PM (zp+j1)

ITT Tech

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 02:43 PM (X+nFp)

363 298 "I've only been at one party that got broken up by the fuzz. I need to get out more."

Didn't you go to high school?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 02:17 PM (zc3Db)

Yes, I did. I have a lot of unlived life that I can never get back.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:43 PM (0mRoj)

364 So guys can use the free tampons and soak them in vodka and stick them up their butts. Isn't that what kids used to do?

Posted by: NCKate at September 06, 2016 02:44 PM (/6xSK)

365
Just like clock work, Politico has yet another "Trump has hit his ceiling" article up.

I think this is number four for them this cycle.

And this is the kicker:

"In poll after poll the GOP presidential nominee isnt even close to winning a majority of the vote."

The last one they did said that Trump wasn't even close to 40%, now it is 50%. Neither candidate is close to 50% this cycle. Unless you count those D12+ sample polls.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 06, 2016 02:24 PM (iONHu)







Is that like how all those glorious Wehrmacht victories were suspiciously closer and closer to Berlin?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 06, 2016 02:44 PM (xxSK3)

366 Maybe men are supposed to get tampons for the women they're going to be accused of raping.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 06, 2016 02:45 PM (s7hQ/)

367 Now The FAB is pushing FREE Community College? And pray tell who is gonna pay for this?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Ironically, the students will. They won't be able to find jobs because transnational corps will decide that 'free' education isn't worth dick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2016 02:45 PM (V3IFq)

368
Just saw this, not surprising but still holy shit how big brother staged all this crap is:

http://tinyurl.com/hofa46v

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 06, 2016 02:45 PM (ODxAs)

369 "Legal dueling would fix a lot of things."

I know someone who was challenged to a duel, in Spain.
The person challenged gets to pick the means of the duel.
He chose swords.
He is (was) a Yale fencing champ. This was when he was 21 years old, now he is old and fat like me.
The duel never happened after word got out to the challenger.
Fun story, I don't have one like it.

Posted by: navybrat at September 06, 2016 02:45 PM (w7KSn)

370 Now The FAB is pushing FREE Community College? And pray tell who is gonna pay for this?
...
It's FREE.

Posted by: ajmojo at September 06, 2016 02:46 PM (1H9ox)

371 Yes, I did. I have a lot of unlived life that I can never get back.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:43 PM (0mRoj)

364 So guys can use the free tampons and soak them in vodka and stick them up their butts. Isn't that what kids used to do?
Posted by: NCKate at September 06, 2016 02:44 PM (/6xSK)


WTF??!?!!?
Now there's some unlived life worth missing.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 06, 2016 02:46 PM (kKHcp)

372 All kinds of fail on the Federalist link, Ace. Too many cervezas yesterday maybe.

Not a problem but your hyperlink to The Federalist goes to Cillizza's Google photos page and the Federalist writer in question in Warren Henry not Walter.

http://thefederalist.com/2016/09/06/left-called-republicans-nazis-long-doesnt-work-trump/

Posted by: md at September 06, 2016 02:46 PM (uKJIC)

373 >>>325 Brown Students Fight

Students of color!

Posted by: wooga at September 06, 2016 02:47 PM (KfXcP)

374 "Legal dueling would fix a lot of things."

I know someone who was challenged to a duel, in Spain.
The person challenged gets to pick the means of the duel.
He chose swords.



You NEVER say, "I challenge you to a duel!"

You always say, "Pistols at dawn, suh!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:47 PM (Gzt/W)

375 Whilst waiting for Irish eyes to smile again, and having deduced the meaning of FAB sometime ago, the thought struck:

How does one differentiate between the FABulousness of the former and current First Ladies?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2016 02:47 PM (0XyIg)

376 Posted by: navybrat at September 06, 2016 02:45 PM (w7KSn)

Oh you said swords!?!? My bad. I thought you said "40 cal handgun like this one". Oh well, since we're here anyway...

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 02:47 PM (X+nFp)

377
"Brigadoon...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 06, 2016 02:48 PM (kdS6q)

378 364 So guys can use the free tampons and soak them in vodka and stick them up their butts. Isn't that what kids used to do?
Posted by: NCKate at September 06, 2016 02:44 PM (/6xSK)


WTF??!?!!?
Now there's some unlived life worth missing.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 06, 2016 02:46 PM (kKHcp)


That's not exactly what I had in mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2016 02:48 PM (0mRoj)

379 And Menenedez was the one accused of using the services of underage Dominican hookers, right? I'm sure that is just a coincidence and has nothing to do with Bill.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:49 PM (6IPEM)

380 Anyone looking into my health?

Posted by: Vince Foster at September 06, 2016 02:49 PM (k0G44)

381 Linking to an image search on Chris Cilliza feels like a microaggression.

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2016 02:50 PM (iMxBJ)

382 380: "Anyone looking into my health?"

Your shooting yourself in the back of the head is old news.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at September 06, 2016 02:50 PM (yiTg1)

383 So guys can use the free tampons and soak them in vodka and stick them up their butts. Isn't that what kids used to do?

Posted by: NCKate

Oh gross!

Posted by: Those Tampons at September 06, 2016 02:51 PM (k0G44)

384
You NEVER say, "I challenge you to a duel!"

You always say, "Pistols at dawn, suh!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:47 PM (Gzt/W)

And slap them across the face with a glove.

Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 02:51 PM (7HtZB)

385 Sorry, I left off the link. My last comment was in reference to this:

http://tinyurl.com/hofa46v
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 06, 2016 02:45 PM

Posted by: L, Elle at September 06, 2016 02:51 PM (6IPEM)

386 I have a flag design for the WINONA RIDERS - we are still going to form rampaging hordes at some point, right?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 06, 2016 02:51 PM (nx6Qx)

387 So guys can use the free tampons and soak them in vodka and stick them up their butts.

*One* can only Hope.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2016 02:51 PM (0XyIg)

388 I saw The Hopelessly Partisan Dopes on the same play as the Bare Naked Ladies.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 06, 2016 02:51 PM (s7hQ/)

389 Linking to an image search on Chris Cilliza feels like a microaggression.

Posted by: Splunge

Do tell.

Posted by: Subway's Jared Fogle at September 06, 2016 02:52 PM (k0G44)

390 I would have a go at smoothbore pistols

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2016 02:52 PM (0G2eQ)

391 And slap them across the face with a glove. filled with rolls of nickels.
Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 02:51 PM (7HtZB)

makes dueling unnecessary.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 06, 2016 02:52 PM (kKHcp)

392 How does one differentiate between the FABulousness of the former and current First Ladies?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2016 02:47 PM (0XyIg)

In general, the Republican FLOTUS cadre are all ladies.

In general, the Democrat FLOTUS cadre are not ladies, just a facsimile thereof. There are notable exceptions--Lady Bird Johnson was a true Texas Belle with all that implies.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 02:53 PM (kXoT0)

393 I know someone who was challenged to a duel, in Spain.
The person challenged gets to pick the means of the duel.
He chose swords.
He is (was) a Yale fencing champ. This was when he was 21 years old, now he is old and fat like me.
The duel never happened after word got out to the challenger.
Fun story, I don't have one like it.


Not the same thing, but I recall reading a blog from someone who was invited to a LARP/SCA thing where the nerds played mock-swordfighting with broomsticks wrapped in pool noodles or some such horseshit. The nerds were saying they'd take it easy on him, that it's hard, etc etc.

But the guy had been fencing since he was, like, four years old. He mopped the floor with all of them.

A funny story. I'll have to see if I can find a link.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 06, 2016 02:53 PM (eytER)

394 I saw Vodka Ass Tampon open for Hootie and the Blowfish at Cats Cradle in '97.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 06, 2016 02:53 PM (nx6Qx)

395 Men needing tampons? I don't even know what to say about that. Maybe they are not really men, I suppose. More like hybrids.

Posted by: IC at September 06, 2016 02:53 PM (a0IVu)

396
Anyone looking into my health?


Posted by: Vince Foster


Congratulations, Vince, your condition is stable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 06, 2016 02:53 PM (4WhSY)

397 So guys can use the free tampons and soak them in vodka and stick them up their butts.



Sounds like cultural appropriation on several different levels...

Posted by: Dang at September 06, 2016 02:54 PM (k0G44)

398 >>374
"Legal dueling would fix a lot of things."
I know someone who was challenged to a duel, in Spain.
The person challenged gets to pick the means of the duel.
He chose swords.

IIRC, the novel "Ransom" by Jay McInerney ends with a particularly gruesome, cringe-inducing duel with samurai swords...

Posted by: General Zod at September 06, 2016 02:55 PM (Bdeb0)

399 Would Ace locking himself out again be an Ewok Toodle-oo?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 06, 2016 02:55 PM (If1lE)

400 Anyone looking into my health?

Posted by: Vince Foster

- - - -

Talk about your Irish goodbye...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2016 02:55 PM (r65B3)

401 If Ace were challenged to a duel I assume it would pistols at oh, say noonish.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 06, 2016 02:56 PM (s7hQ/)

402 Congratulations, Vince, your condition is stable.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 06, 2016 02:53 PM (4WhSY)


So is mine.

Posted by: Secretariat of State, John F'n Kerry at September 06, 2016 02:56 PM (kKHcp)

403 "So guys can use the free tampons and soak them in vodka and stick them up their butts.
"
Soak em in tiki torch fuel, stick em in their butts, and light them to keep bugs away at nudest parties.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 06, 2016 02:56 PM (ptqRm)

404 You always say, "Pistols at dawn, suh!"

+++

No. The offended party challenges, the offender dictates means.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 06, 2016 02:57 PM (gn7SU)

405 No. The offended party challenges, the offender dictates means.

Tactical thermo-nuclear weapons at dawn.....Suh!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 06, 2016 02:58 PM (ptqRm)

406 Tomatoes at ten paces.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 02:59 PM (IqV8l)

407 "By putting menstrual products in women's, men's and gender-inclusive bathrooms, Nguyen's campaign highlights an often-ignored fact: Not all people who menstruate are women."

I seem to be puzzled about that "often-ignored" fact. Something something...

Nope. I guess I lost it.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 02:38 PM (X+nFp)

Umm, yes, they are. Endometrial lining shedding is strictly a gal thing--uterus required. You can give Bernard a fake cooch and he can call himself a womyn, but, he is not going menstruate, until the perfect a female to male uterus transplant, which I doubt is in the works. These guys want to be pretty, not puffy, miserable, and having periods. Now, I will agree that tampons may be used by people who are born male to control anal leakage or some other ghastly thing, but, they will not be using them for their original intended purpose.

It must be awful to be simultaneously dumb as a rock and batshit crazy, eh, Ms. N.?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:00 PM (kXoT0)

408 *hackhackhackhack*



*wheeze*




*hackhackhackhack*

Posted by: H ----> at September 06, 2016 03:01 PM (zu88C)

409 In other biased MSM coverage.

MSN: "The 7 times Hillary Clinton backpedaled on major issues, the staggering number of times Trump changed his mind."

Of all of the new outfits MSN has to be the most biased, they literally run nothing but negative crap about Trump.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 06, 2016 03:01 PM (yeTma)

410 Does anyone still have Ace's Irish goodbye thread up?
I have the story, but comments aren't there anymore.

Anyways, I wonder if he bounced the thread when it was just over 20 comments.

Because that would mean malice aforethought, and also comedic genius.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 06, 2016 03:01 PM (kKHcp)

411 The FAB is in the South- sort of- and she is into her You'll phase...what a fuckin phony

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 03:01 PM (zp+j1)

412 You always say, "Pistols at dawn, suh!"

+++

No. The offended party challenges, the offender dictates means.



Or you do it as has been done since the dawn of time.

Back shoot the bastard.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 03:02 PM (Gzt/W)

413 It must be awful to be simultaneously dumb as a rock and batshit crazy, eh, Ms. N.?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:00 PM (kXoT0)

That's well over 90% of the FAB's coalition.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 03:02 PM (X+nFp)

414 401 If Ace were challenged to a duel I assume it would pistols at oh, say noonish.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 06, 2016 02:56 PM (s7hQ/)


Blunderbuss's and Hot Air Balloons...

There is a Historical Precedent.

Posted by: Don Q at September 06, 2016 03:02 PM (qf6WZ)

415 What is interesting is that duello per se was reserved for the upper class and typically was swords or pistol, while the lower class had their own forms of duelling which were frequently more vicious. Not as much recorded because the arguments of the lower class were deemed of less import.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (gn7SU)

416 395 Men needing tampons? I don't even know what to say about that. Maybe they are not really men, I suppose. More like hybrids.
Posted by: IC at September 06, 2016 02:53 PM (a0IVu)

---

Women who think they're men need to shake the sand out of their vajayjays or whatever the f*ck they have between their legs, because they will never be able to menstruate.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (rlfds)

417 It must be awful to be simultaneously dumb as a rock and batshit crazy, eh, Ms. N.?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:00 PM (kXoT0)

++++

You are thinking about the wrong end of the spectrum.

Hint: Chaz Bono

I know, it's still crazy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (R+30W)

418 That's well over 90% of the FAB's coalition.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 03:02 PM (X+nFp)

True for all segments of the Rainbow Shit For Brains Coalition.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (kXoT0)

419
Or you do it as has been done since the dawn of time.

Back shoot the bastard.


Doesn't the judge get to shoot you at that point?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (IqV8l)

420 Just listening to Hillary's speech...

Did she really lead the raid to kill Bin Laden?

Spiraling in, dodging sniper fire, apparently she needed to bitch-slap Obama to get him to stop crying.

She's something.

Posted by: jwest at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (Zs4uk)

421 You NEVER say, "I challenge you to a duel!"

You always say, "Pistols at dawn, suh!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:47 PM (Gzt/W)

And slap them across the face with a glove.

Posted by: josephistan at September 06, 2016 02:51 PM (7HtZB)


Don't be a troglodyte. In the modern world you slap them across the face with a tampon. That's what the string is for.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (zc3Db)

422 The FAB is shameless...she is actually trying to use the Navy Seals to tar Trump?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (zp+j1)

423 Afternoon, all.

Today in the grocery store, the National Enquirer told me Mooch has gained 95 lbs.

Also, I saw a Prius in the parking lot with a Bernie 2016 sticker, an Anyone But Trump Or Hillary sticker, and the bumper covered in Star War stickers.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (1ZOkK)

424 AoS HQ is locking up my whole computer. It takes a looong time to load, then I have to click on "comments" and it takes another 5 minutes to load that. I'm about ready to give up. I thought it would be fixed by now but I think it's worse.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (DLIpz)

425 412 Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 03:02 PM (Gzt/W)

I sure would like to buy all the media a nice cup of hot chocolate.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (SzZnW)

426 I'm old enough to have driven while drinking, LEGALLY.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (wtvvX)

427 Back shoot the bastard.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 03:02 PM (Gzt/W)


French duel.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 06, 2016 03:05 PM (zc3Db)

428 424
AoS HQ is locking up my whole computer. It takes a looong time to load,
then I have to click on "comments" and it takes another 5 minutes to
load that. I'm about ready to give up. I thought it would be fixed by
now but I think it's worse.


Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (DLIpz)

You too, eh?
Using Firefox?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 03:05 PM (wtvvX)

429
374 "Legal dueling would fix a lot of things."

I know someone who was challenged to a duel, in Spain.
The person challenged gets to pick the means of the duel.
He chose swords.



You NEVER say, "I challenge you to a duel!"

You always say, "Pistols at dawn, suh!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2016 02:47 PM (Gzt/W)







Use of a swahh????

Posted by: Captain Tight-Pants at September 06, 2016 03:05 PM (xxSK3)

430 AoS HQ is locking up my whole computer. It takes a
looong time to load, then I have to click on "comments" and it takes
another 5 minutes to load that. I'm about ready to give up. I thought it
would be fixed by now but I think it's worse.


Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (DLIpz)

yes same here

Posted by: Lace Curtain Irish at September 06, 2016 03:05 PM (c6/9Q)

431 Brown Students Fight For Menstrual Equality Mens Bathrooms To Be Stocked With Tampons

Weasel Zippers

Well I mean guys can Shart right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2016 02:28 PM (zp+j1)




They better be careful or Mitt Romney will sneak in and take them all away

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (493sH)

432 One recorded instance in a Pennsylvania newspaper was about Welsh miners having a duel with their steel toe hobnail boots. They would take hold of each other by the arms and go at it, breaking knees, scraping off calves, you name it.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (gn7SU)

433 same here

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (1ZOkK)

434 Lace Curtain - Fail

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (c6/9Q)

435 420 Posted by: jwest at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (Zs4uk)

While it is fun AND easy to mock Hillary "Walter Mitty" Clinton, I *do* think the Clinton hands in fact greenlit the OBL raid against Brak's will.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (SzZnW)

436
It must be awful to be simultaneously dumb as a rock and batshit crazy
Posted by: Sherry McEviL
---------------
Actually, it's not as bad as you would think. When does the ice cream man drive by again?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (P7dMK)

437 If women need cotton ponies to absorbe their monthly reminder that they're biologically female, they don't need to use the men's room.

And men who think they're women can shove all the tampons up their assholes or whatever, they're still dudes.

Wtf.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (rlfds)

438
405 No. The offended party challenges, the offender dictates means.

Tactical thermo-nuclear weapons at dawn.....Suh!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 06, 2016 02:58 PM (ptqRm)


/looks at the Picture of the action shot of him in a National Historic Fencing tournament...

Case of Rapiers.... or Rapier and Dagger....

Posted by: Don Q at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (qf6WZ)

439 It done got blowed up by a UFO.

Posted by: Fritz at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (2Mnv1)

440 started after one of the ONT threads

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:06 PM (c6/9Q)

441 >>"Low-income students struggle with having the
necessary funding for food, let alone tampons." and "By putting menstrual products in women's, men's and gender-inclusive
bathrooms, Nguyen's campaign highlights an often-ignored fact: Not all
people who menstruate are women."


So....Brown has students who, A] don't know what biological sex they are and/or which bathroom applies to their reproductive organs, and, B] aren't smart enough to find cheap tampons at Walmart or on sale at Target/CVS.

That's almost too stupid to live on your own, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (NOIQH)

442 424 AoS HQ is locking up my whole computer. It takes a looong time to load, then I have to click on "comments" and it takes another 5 minutes to load that. I'm about ready to give up. I thought it would be fixed by now but I think it's worse.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM (DLIpz)

++++

Are you using either NoScript or uMatrix? If so, block javescript here.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (R+30W)

443 Tex - yes, Firefox. About to throw the whole thing in the lake.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (DLIpz)

444 You are thinking about the wrong end of the spectrum.

Hint: Chaz Bono

I know, it's still crazy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (R+30W)

Female to male transitions usually involve a complete hysterectomy and a closing off of the vaginal canal, so still no bleeding.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (kXoT0)

445 Hillary just blamed the Hermine on AGW. The first hurricane to hit Florida in 11 years was caused by AGW.

If AGW can suppress hurricanes then I'm all for more of it.

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (/tuJf)

446 AoS HQ is locking up my whole computer. It takes a looong time to load,
then I have to click on "comments" and it takes another 5 minutes to
load that. I'm about ready to give up. I thought it would be fixed by
now but I think it's worse.


You're sure no bees got in your system?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (4WhSY)

447 Today in the grocery store, the National Enquirer told me Mooch has gained 95 lbs.





If her arse gets any bigger it will get its own zip code

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (493sH)

448 AoS HQ is locking up my whole computer. It takes a looong time to load,

Turn off javascript.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2016 03:08 PM (F1ndw)

449 447 Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (493sH)

You typo'd "AREA CODE"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 06, 2016 03:08 PM (SzZnW)

450 Are you using either NoScript or uMatrix? If so, block javescript here.
=================================================


I don't know what the first half of that sentence means. Someone the other day told me to disable javascript, but I can't find how to do that. I'm on Windows 10.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:08 PM (DLIpz)

451 >>Female to male transitions usually involve a complete hysterectomy and a closing off of the vaginal canal, so still no bleeding.



Hi there!!

*waves*

Posted by: Thomas Beattie, a.k.a "Pregmant man" at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (NOIQH)

452 You're sure no bees got in your system?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (4WhSY)
==========================================

Could bee.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (DLIpz)

453 So....Brown has students who, A] don't know what biological sex they are and/or which bathroom applies to their reproductive organs, and, B] aren't smart enough to find cheap tampons at Walmart or on sale at Target/CVS.

That's almost too stupid to live on your own, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (NOIQH)

Yes, the same students who throw their change on the ground because their skinny jeans are too tight can't afford a quarter for a feminine hygiene supplies. SHEESH

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (kXoT0)

454 firefox here

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (c6/9Q)

455 424 AoS HQ is locking up my whole computer. It takes a looong time to load, then I have to click on "comments" and it takes another 5 minutes to load that. I'm about ready to give up. I thought it would be fixed by now but I think it's worse.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:04 PM



Its the ONT thread from last week with lots of youtube videos. About 6 more posts and it will be off the main page and things will be back to normal.

Posted by: buzzion at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (z/Ubi)

456 Always been fond of "I will send my seconds to call on you."

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (iMxBJ)

457 *cough!* *cough!* *cough!* *cough!* *cough!* *cough!* *cough!* *cough!* *cough!* ...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (F1ndw)

458 Ace; Blazing skull time. Scankles' e-mail shows that the Democrat led Benghazi hearing was staged with questions Scankles requested.


http://fxn.ws/2bUEqx8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (mpXpK)

459 Son of a ...


>>I don't know what the first half of that sentence means.

Well first you need to get a cloth.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (/tuJf)

460 Enquirer sez Mooch is binge-eating. With appropriate pic.

She's hasn't mentioned her garden lately, has she? Probably Hoovering down tacos and other non-vegetable delights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (1ZOkK)

461 444 You are thinking about the wrong end of the spectrum.

Hint: Chaz Bono

I know, it's still crazy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:03 PM (R+30W)

Female to male transitions usually involve a complete hysterectomy and a closing off of the vaginal canal, so still no bleeding.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (kXoT0)

++++

What about those poor, incomplete transitioners? Why are you so heartlessly ignoring them?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (R+30W)

462 I don't know what the first half of that sentence means. Someone the
other day told me to disable javascript, but I can't find how to do
that. I'm on Windows 10.


Parents, talk to your kids about Windows.

Before their friends do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (4WhSY)

463 The home page is vetting worse by the day. And now the iPhone is beginning to lag on poading it as well.
And that is a first for me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (ptqRm)

464 firefox disabled java, it is not that

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (c6/9Q)

465 I can't figure out how to disablem javascript, and I don't know why I should have to after 8 years of coming here without any loading problems.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (DLIpz)

466 443
Tex - yes, Firefox. About to throw the whole thing in the lake.


Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (DLIpz)
Same. But, it works fine in Chrome.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (wtvvX)

467 I see Ace is back up.

This thread starts with Chris Cilliza, then Ace dumps his upper thread, and then comments about free tampons soaked in vodka (why I don't know).

Is it some new Horde drink?

Posted by: JackS at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (hgwL9)

468 Now The FAB is pushing FREE Community College? And pray tell who is gonna pay for this?

Right after ITT got taken out, too.

It's like it was planned or something...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (9krrF)

469 Want a sick, Orwellian, raw political alternative explanation for Hillary's coughing.

Hillary deliberately, cynically, and publicly has coughing fits over the weekend because she know's it will be a distraction. Distraction from what?

The FBI document dump on Friday.

She'd rather take the temporary health "hit" rather than have the news cycle focused on the FBI notes.

YMMV.

Posted by: WisRich at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (hdpay)

470 Also they would duel with knife and glove, typically having a knife around Bowie size and one glove, either leather or cloth with leather palm. That was so they could grip the knife of their opponent, considered a fair play.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (gn7SU)

471 448 AoS HQ is locking up my whole computer. It takes a looong time to load,

Turn off javascript.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2016 03:08 PM (F1ndw)

Yes, turn off the javascript. Then, abort all ampersands, unbold the italics, underline and strike anything that is centered then reboot and wait approximately two weeks.

I've got this computer shit down pat now.

Posted by: jwest at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (Zs4uk)

472
Just listening to Hillary's speech... Did she really lead the raid to kill Bin Laden?

The decision to take out Bin Laden was a no brainer once we knew his location.I hate how they act like it was gut wrenchingly difficult.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (lKyWE)

473 458
Ace; Blazing skull time. Scankles' e-mail shows that the Democrat led
Benghazi hearing was staged with questions Scankles requested.


http://fxn.ws/2bUEqx8


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (mpXpK)


Yes, obedient Clintonista Bob Menendez read right off the script he was given by Chelsea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (1ZOkK)

474 Posted by: jwest at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (Zs4uk)

and how do you do that in firefox ??

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (c6/9Q)

475 But, it works fine in Chrome.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (wtvvX)

No it doesn't,

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (X+nFp)

476 Its the ONT thread from last week with lots of
youtube videos. About 6 more posts and it will be off the main page and
things will be back to normal.

Posted by: buzzion at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (z/Ubi)
=============================================

Thank you buzzion. That's what I think it is too. Someone the other day said that wasn't it. but I think that's it.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (DLIpz)

477 >>Yes, the same students who throw their change on the ground because
their skinny jeans are too tight can't afford a quarter for a feminine
hygiene supplies. SHEESH

And why is this not an indictment of how freakin' expensive college has become? If you're so broke you can't afford food and tampons then you've picked a school you can't afford, and also, you should probably thunk about getting a part-time job*.


*If you don't have one, which this activist doesn't because it would cut into her "gimme free stuff NOW" activism

Posted by: Thomas Beattie, a.k.a at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (NOIQH)

478 472 The decision to take out Bin Laden was a no brainer once we knew his location.I hate how they act like it was gut wrenchingly difficult.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (lKyWE)


It actually was. They are Democrats.

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (iMxBJ)

479 it is that post, it needs to be nuked

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (c6/9Q)

480 Also, I saw a Prius in the parking lot with a Bernie 2016 sticker, an Anyone But Trump Or Hillary sticker, and the bumper covered in Star War stickers.

Make of that what you will.

-
They don't want to live long and prosper?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (Nwg0u)

481 Turned off Java on my tablet, comments are coming up faster. Need a new thread to try out firsts

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (0G2eQ)

482 "Mc Cain in too old and sick to be president."--2008
"Hillary coughs like everybody else. She is healthy."--2016

Remember when McCain trotted out his ancient mother to signal that he would be around for awhile?

She's still alive.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (tGO9F)

483 Goons? And I always sort of fancied myself to the the Marty McSorlie of the Innertubez.

Sorry I wasn't here for the whole "die in a fire" discussion. Let me just say that the only reason I don't go around telling them to die in a fire, is if they ever did die in a fire, I'd be high enough on the suspect list to need an alibi.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (iIzG7)

484 450 Are you using either NoScript or uMatrix? If so, block javescript here.
=================================================


I don't know what the first half of that sentence means. Someone the other day told me to disable javascript, but I can't find how to do that. I'm on Windows 10.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:08 PM (DLIpz)

++++

They are addons for firefox that will let you selectively block scripts from running on websites.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/noscript/
https://addons.mozilla.org/nn-NO/firefox/addon/umatrix/

NoScript is the more popular option.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (R+30W)

485 Just got back from a week in Hawaii so I don't really give a shit.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

486 Hi there!!

*waves*
Posted by: Thomas Beattie, a.k.a "Pregmant man" at September 06, 2016 03:09 PM (NOIQH)

A woman (Tracy Lehuanani LaGondino) who got pregnant after getting her bosom removed and growing a beard doesn't really count. It's the equivalent of the bearded lady of the circus getting pregnant.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:14 PM (kXoT0)

487 That, BTW, is where the saw back for large knives actually originated

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 06, 2016 03:14 PM (gn7SU)

488 Javascript is turned off for me. Still, the site is taking forever to load, and getting worse.

#twoweeks

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2016 03:14 PM (1ZOkK)

489 Turned off Java on my tablet, comments are coming up faster. Need a new thread to try out firsts

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (0G2eQ)

just guessing, but your tablet might be running its own browser

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:14 PM (c6/9Q)

490 "and how do you do that in firefox ??"

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (c6/9Q)


First, check and see if your Firefox is chromed.

Posted by: jwest at September 06, 2016 03:14 PM (Zs4uk)

491 Anyone looking into my health?




Posted by: Vince Foster

Upgraded to "Still Dead"

Posted by: Big Brother at September 06, 2016 03:14 PM (QM5S2)

492 Anyway

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 06, 2016 03:14 PM (gn7SU)

493 472 The decision to take out Bin Laden was a no brainer once we knew his location.I hate how they act like it was gut wrenchingly difficult.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (lKyWE)

It actually was. They are Democrats.

"It was a gutsy call, I tell ya!"

Posted by: JoeyBiden at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (tGO9F)

494 475
But, it works fine in Chrome.



Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 03:10 PM (wtvvX)



No it doesn't,

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (X+nFp)

It still takes a while to completely load, but it doesn't go all Hillary-coughing-fit like Firefox does...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (wtvvX)

495 Scankles' e-mail shows that the Democrat led
Benghazi hearing was staged with questions Scankles requested.

-
Well, I'll be go to hell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (Nwg0u)

496 >>The decision to take out Bin Laden was a no brainer once we knew his
location.I hate how they act like it was gut wrenchingly difficult.


You would think so.
According to Richard Miniter, Obama decided to "sleep on it" the first two times they had the opportunity to get Bin Laden. Both times he waited so many hours the opportunity was lost. The third time, Obama was out golfing an Panetta made the call.

Posted by: Thomas Beattie, a.k.a at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (NOIQH)

497 Some of these confused assholes are gonna be waiting an awfully long time for Aunt Flo to show up.

Posted by: NCKate at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (/6xSK)

498 I hate Windows 10 with the heat of a trillion suns. Especially mail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (1ZOkK)

499 https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/noscript/
https://addons.mozilla.org/nn-NO/firefox/addon/umatrix/

NoScript is the more popular option.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (R+30W)

better than ublock ? 'cause if it is im willing to try it out

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (c6/9Q)

500 They are addons for firefox that will let you selectively block scripts from running on websites.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/noscript/
https://addons.mozilla.org/nn-NO/firefox/addon/umatrix/

NoScript is the more popular option.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (R+30W)
==============================================

Thanks! I'll check that out. I just wish someone would stab that thread dead till it dies,


Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (DLIpz)

501 The Irish are back.

Posted by: buzzion at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (z/Ubi)

502 Those danged Irish are back!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 06, 2016 03:16 PM (X+nFp)

503 And why is this not an indictment of how freakin' expensive college has become? If you're so broke you can't afford food and tampons then you've picked a school you can't afford, and also, you should probably thunk about getting a part-time job*.
Posted by: Thomas Beattie, a.k.a at September 06, 2016 03:12 PM (NOIQH)

Brown is hideously expensive, 50k per year, but, if a person throws their change including quarters on the ground to avoid carrying it around, then he/she/it is not going to have the quarter to buy a tampon. If kids do that here in Tulsa, I know they are doing it there.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:18 PM (kXoT0)

504 >>A woman (Tracy Lehuanani LaGondino) who got pregnant after getting her
bosom removed and growing a beard doesn't really count. It's the
equivalent of the bearded lady of the circus getting pregnant.

That's obvious to you and me, but they celebrated that "man" for carrying two children as if it were a scientific fact.
Then there's the Stanford swimmer who was recruited for the women's team but arrived on campus as a "man" and was allowed to compete as a man. IIRC, breasts had been removed and on testosterone, but stuff below the belt unchanged.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 03:18 PM (NOIQH)

505 Just listening to Hillary's speech... Did she really lead the raid to kill Bin Laden?

The decision to take out Bin Laden was a no brainer once we knew his location.I hate how they act like it was gut wrenchingly difficult.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 06, 2016 03:11 PM (lKyWE)




Now wait a minute. I thought that Barry minced into the compound and killed Osama with his bare hands and then gave him a proper Muzzie burial. Now it was Hillary who did that? Minus the mincing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 06, 2016 03:18 PM (493sH)

506 Just listening to Hillary's speech... Did she really lead the raid to kill Bin Laden?
............

She took off her pantsuit and he had a coronary?

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2016 03:20 PM (HgMAr)

507 That's obvious to you and me, but they celebrated that "man" for carrying two children as if it were a scientific fact.
Then there's the Stanford swimmer who was recruited for the women's team but arrived on campus as a "man" and was allowed to compete as a man. IIRC, breasts had been removed and on testosterone, but stuff below the belt unchanged.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 03:18 PM (NOIQH)

Ze's getting ready for zis fourth child, so ze still hasn't had the requisite plumbing redo.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:21 PM (kXoT0)

508 499 https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/noscript/
https://addons.mozilla.org/nn-NO/firefox/addon/umatrix/

NoScript is the more popular option.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:13 PM (R+30W)

better than ublock ? 'cause if it is im willing to try it out

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:15 PM (c6/9Q)

++++

uBlock Origin is an adblocker. uMatrix, by the same people as uBlock, is a script blocker. I use uMatrix instead of NoScript because it gives you better control, but it is a little harder to get used to. I used to use NoScript, and it is easier to configure, but you aren't able to fine tune it as much as uMatrix.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:21 PM (R+30W)

509 Thanks! I'll check that out. I just wish someone would stab that thread dead till it dies,

Posted by: grammie winger
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Just kick MisHum in the acorns next time you see him. It's his fault!

*I've seen all the complaints, but for some reason, it has had no ill effect for me on my phone.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 06, 2016 03:21 PM (P7dMK)

510 Those danged Irish are back!

-
I've been listening to a lot of renaissance music lately. (I love Pandora sexually.) I've noticed that a lot of it resembles traditional Irish music proving that the Irish are 500 years behind everybody else.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 06, 2016 03:22 PM (Nwg0u)

511 >>Ze's getting ready for zis fourth child, so ze still hasn't had the requisite plumbing redo.


Srsly? Those poor children.
Though Beattie got divorced.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 03:22 PM (NOIQH)

512 Go away, window licking sock.

Posted by: Chi at September 06, 2016 03:22 PM (P7dMK)

513 Srsly? Those poor children.
Though Beattie got divorced.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 03:22 PM (NOIQH)

Ze did. But ze had to be using sperm donors since ze was married to a woman.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 06, 2016 03:24 PM (kXoT0)

514 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2016 03:21 PM (R+30W)

thanks !

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2016 03:24 PM (c6/9Q)

515 *nods to chi*

How's life treating ya?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 06, 2016 03:26 PM (rlfds)

516 LET'S MOO !

Posted by: First Lunch Lady at September 06, 2016 03:50 PM (zu88C)

517 441 >>"Low-income students struggle with having the
necessary funding for food, let alone tampons." and "By putting menstrual products in women's, men's and gender-inclusive
bathrooms, Nguyen's campaign highlights an often-ignored fact: Not all
people who menstruate are women."

So....Brown has students who, A] don't know what biological sex they are and/or which bathroom applies to their reproductive organs, and, B] aren't smart enough to find cheap tampons at Walmart or on sale at Target/CVS.

That's almost too stupid to live on your own, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2016 03:07 PM (NOIQH)

========================
Oh they won't be living on their own. Sounds like they are basement-bound.

Posted by: Old Toby at September 06, 2016 04:10 PM (iLoHX)

518 SAVE AMERICA
VOTE TRUMP

A VOTE FOR HILLARY IS A VOTE FOR A THIRD OBAMA TERM (Yes, this means YOU Anti-TRUMP/Pro-Hillary Republicans)!

Posted by: Myshiba at September 06, 2016 07:08 PM (cfHE9)

519 I graduated high school with Chris. He was kind of a goofy clown, but a nice guy. I remember he and a couple other guys would walk around the lunch room loudly chanting a friend of their's hyphenated name. I still can't believe the guy is supposed to be some sort of serious journalist.

Posted by: Loomis at September 07, 2016 09:56 AM (WLOAp)

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