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Prepare Yourselves: Hillary Clinton, Get This, Lied About Whether She Received a Security Briefing

She filed paperwork stating she had (as the law required), but then, to evade the implications of her actions (that is, so she could play dumb about Criminal Intent), she told the FBI she hadn't attended them.

One of these two statements is false.

I guess we can never peer inside the Black Box of Hillary's Brain-Damaged Memory to see which is true.

Open thread, and happy weekend.*

* Actually, I'm following this story out of intense personal interest, so if there's some new revelation, I'll post it.

But I'm going to also allow myself to take an early weekend if nothing actually big breaks. If it's just more cumulative drip-by-drip, I'll probably just let you-all note it yourselves in the comments.

Oh, from Pastafarian, this is pretty funny.


Posted by: Ace at 05:16 PM




Comments

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1 Comey should reopen the case.

Posted by: UGH at September 02, 2016 05:17 PM (TwnkX)

2

Happy happy Weekend to you too Ace

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:17 PM (qCMvj)

3 Lies, lies, lies, yeah.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 02, 2016 05:18 PM (Tyii7)

4 I guess we can never peer inside the Black Box of Hillary's Brain-Damaged Memory to see which is true.



*shivers at the thought*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

5 I must confess I never suspected the "I'm so stupid, because I was dropped on my head" defense from the "Smartest Woman Ever"

Posted by: Picric at September 02, 2016 05:18 PM (s0VSd)

6 Security briefs... like Depends?

Posted by: Massive Head Wound Hillary at September 02, 2016 05:18 PM (H9MG5)

7 I guess we can never peer inside the Black Box of Hillary's Brain-Damaged Memory to see which is true.

lots of fire and strange looking creatures

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:19 PM (qCMvj)

8 Funny this all coming out just before the long weekend. By Tuesday DT will say something and this will all be forgotten.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 05:19 PM (KvWlw)

9 I'm building an iPhone app that lets poll workers strike off voters as they arrive at their polling station. Problem is that the data I'm using, MD voter rolls, doesn't list polling station... only precinct, county, congressional district. Any way to get this data elsewhere?

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 02, 2016 05:19 PM (Uy6ri)

10 I have blackouts. I'm a victim. I have a disease. I'm not responsible for my actions.

Posted by: Hillary 2016! 100 Proof! at September 02, 2016 05:19 PM (FXW24)

11 By Tuesday DT will say something and this will all be forgotten.

Old news.

Posted by: The State-Run Media Complex at September 02, 2016 05:20 PM (Tyii7)

12 Funny this all coming out just before the long weekend. By Tuesday DT will say something and this will all be forgotten.
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 05:19 PM (KvWlw)


One thing I have to say about Trump, he has the capacity to keep this alive.

We'll see.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:21 PM (qCMvj)

13 "Comey should reopen the case."

Should yes. Will? I don't think so...

Posted by: Phony Balony Comey at September 02, 2016 05:21 PM (KvWlw)

14 a/s/l ?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, in Bed With His Son and a Half-Mast Erection at September 02, 2016 05:21 PM (dciA+)

15 A big nothing burger.

Posted by: The State-Run Media Complex at September 02, 2016 05:22 PM (Tyii7)

16 The teacher left us alone?

*starts making a spitball*

Posted by: Guy in the back row at September 02, 2016 05:22 PM (PL2OL)

17 Regean at least had the denency to hide the fact for as along as possible that he was suffering from Alzheimer's. Here it is offered as a reson to vote for her. She cannot leak anything she does not remember.

Posted by: Picric at September 02, 2016 05:22 PM (s0VSd)

18 dear God...spare us from her

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 02, 2016 05:22 PM (0O7c5)

19 Ace you are young, bright and insightful.

URGE you to pursue the general topic of the last three posts.

You are directly over the target.


There are people on the inside who are petrified, under the current regime, of telling all..

But there IS 'all' to tell.

Need an oracle........

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at September 02, 2016 05:22 PM (3ZttN)

20 Have a safe weekend and Labor Day, Ace!

You've earned it!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 05:23 PM (4Utw1)

21 We're much more interested in veterans supporting Kraperdick.

Posted by: The State-Run Media Complex at September 02, 2016 05:23 PM (Tyii7)

22 Good Job this week, Ace.

Don't bother coming in before Noon on Tuesday.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 05:23 PM (+0EeU)

23 Happy weekend indeed. *looks outside at limbs covering yard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:23 PM (1ZOkK)

24 13 "Comey should reopen the case."

Should yes. Will? I don't think so...
Posted by: Phony Balony Comey at September 02, 2016 05:21 PM (KvWlw)



I'd like to hear THAT press announcement. He can go to hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (+bQvV)

25 Cheers, Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (RwwCT)

26 1
Comey should reopen the case.

Posted by: UGH at September 02, 2016 05:17 PM (TwnkX)

That would be admitting that he effed it up so.....will.never.happen.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (Enq6K)

27 Anyone have the key to Ace's liquor cabinet? Help an 'ette out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (1ZOkK)

28 >>> Good Job this week, Ace.

Don't bother coming in before Noon on Tuesday.

noon is the new nine a.m.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (dciA+)

29 I'm going to send a bike helmet to Hillary! During my speeches I will hold up a bike helmet, nod and laugh! Then put it on an empty chair.

Posted by: Trump! at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (FXW24)

30 One ring to rule them one ring to find them
One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness
Bind them

She must have Sauron's ring

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (0G2eQ)

31
Ace, if you leave right now, you could be here long enough for me to say sayonara as I get on the plane back to NYC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (+bQvV)

32 >>One of these two statements is false.


That depends on what your definition of 'false' is.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (+0EeU)

33 Hey, I saw that episode of South Park - I'm not looking in Hillary's box without a full security detail and a suit of armor.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (kumBu)

34 Just take next week off, ace. You've earned it.

*dares anyone to top that*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (1ZOkK)

35 Didn't she play offensive tackle on the Wellesley College all-girls football team

Posted by: undocumented Proctologist at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (e8kgV)

36 (C) is for cookie, that's good enough for me!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (pUhwF)

37

When is this vile damaged hag going to have a press conference

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (qay+/)

38 I may go broke drinking heavily until the election.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (6Ll1u)

39 Barbara Boxer was on CNN evading questions about Hillary's emails stating she's tired of the subject. Tapper let her off.



On a separate note, I have pulled muscles in my right rear area that finally healed to the point where I could sit down for a little while. After lifting a water heater today, I've been set back a week or so.


But, I'm drinking alcohol which should, theoretically, dull the pain and loosen up the muscles.


I'm doing it in the name of SCIENCE BITCHES!!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (oc5O1)

40 This story has 'legs'. Lotta people get together over labor day weekend.

Add in all the Trump positives this week and it must su(c)k to be Hillary Clinton right now.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (ZFUt7)

41 It's really amazing just how much shit you can do and not even see the inside of a court room

Posted by: undocumented Proctologist at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (e8kgV)

42 noon is the new nine a.m.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (dciA+)


too much slackin' around the cave

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (qCMvj)

43

See it's not a lie if she's too brain damaged to remember. See


Awesome defense. Give her the codes

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (qay+/)

44 Anyone have the key to Ace's liquor cabinet? Help an 'ette out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (1ZOkK)
I have some of that Cystal Skull Vodka, by Dan Akroyd

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (dKiJG)

45 Nancy Pelosi says we have to elect her to find out which parts of her statements are lies.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (kumBu)

46 Maybe the brain-damaged bitch thought "C" stood for "Clinton."

Jeebus, rage-induced headache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (1ZOkK)

47 27
Anyone have the key to Ace's liquor cabinet? Help an 'ette out.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:24 PM (1ZOkK)

Good to see you! How's things at your house?

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (Enq6K)

48 >>>4 Just take next week off, ace. You've earned it.

*dares anyone to top that*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

...

I like it. You know what would make me *love* it? The word "month"

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (dciA+)

49 If it's just more cumulative drip-by-drip, I'll probably just let you-all note it yourselves in the comments.


------------------


Okay. Well, there was this girl I met in Saigon during the war..........

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (Fmupd)

50 Anyone have the key to Ace's liquor cabinet? Help an 'ette out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

Last time I looked in it, there was nothing in there but varnish remover.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 05:27 PM (9mTYi)

51 I may go broke drinking heavily until the election.

I beseech thee to pace thyself.

Posted by: Your Liver at September 02, 2016 05:27 PM (Tyii7)

52 I'll probably just let you-all note it yourselves in the comments.

Oooo this is going to be fun.



Posted by: AoS Moron Junior Reporter at September 02, 2016 05:27 PM (KvWlw)

53 Remember, this bitch was a first lady and a senator on the armed services committee. Yet she didn't know what damn (C) was for? She really thinks there's allot of stupid people in this country that would buy that. And he's right.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 05:27 PM (pUhwF)

54 "I guess we can never peer inside the Black Box of Hillary's Brain-Damaged Memory"

When you stare into the abyss, sometimes, the abyss stare back at you. What goes on in the Hildebeest's head has all the makings of a good Lovecraft novel.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 02, 2016 05:27 PM (iIzG7)

55 I ran outta gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from outta town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake,
... a terrible flood,
... locust's.
It wasn't my fault!!!

Posted by: Hitlery 'Jake' (C)liton at September 02, 2016 05:28 PM (qul7b)

56 How dare Hillary play dumb about the best Law and Order spin-off. Private Pyle was awesome in that show. Then they brought on Jeff Goldblum for some reason and it trailed off a bit...still, better than SVU.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 05:28 PM (kumBu)

57 And the entirety of FBI bureaucracy, less one James Comey, will be resigning in protest over this American clownshow of a Banana Republic-ing any moment now. Everyone start holding your breath...

Any. Moment.

C'mon, hang in there.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 02, 2016 05:28 PM (1CroS)

58 Okay. Well, there was this girl I met in Saigon during the war..........
Posted by: Soona
----------------

That usually proceeds hanging onto the pipes while you're try to pee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 05:28 PM (9mTYi)

59 Can anyone find the breakdown of R/D/I's on that IBD/TIPP poll?


I've gone blind looking for it.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 05:28 PM (Enq6K)

60 Lets go WVU....

Missouri is going down.

Missouri - race baiting, beagle killing university with a HC that says his players are not allowed to own guns if they wish to play on his team.

SEC should have picked WVU instead, now they pay.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 02, 2016 05:28 PM (KhJh8)

61 Sure, it was a lie.

But was it a Lie Lie?

/I didn't think so haters.

Posted by: whoppie g, at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (tvyXw)

62 Fogel/Solo 2016.....Because Hillary is going to jail and nobody knows who the hell that Kaine guy is.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (ej1L0)

63

Good luck prosecuting anyone for security violations in the future

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (qay+/)

64 Tami, it's still pretty hairy here. Husband ventured over to our friend's neighborhood that was hit by a tornado, and showed me video. Unreal.

Some people's homes are completely destroyed.

We're still getting slammed with wind. Power has been out about six times.

We're lucky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (1ZOkK)

65 It's almost as if the regular Dem vs Rep. Presidential elections have been thearter for some time now. Like it is a Big Fucking Club, and we are not invited.

Trump makes these scum bag criminals very nervous. He channels the wrath of the American Citizens.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (Q9ugn)

66 OH and if ace is still here...


For muscle tightness, I used one of those tiny machines that stimulate the muscles through pads. They are the take home version of what you get treated with at the chiropractors office.



A couple of nights of that REALLY helped loosen up the muscles.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (oc5O1)

67
The next thing I say to you will be true.
The last thing I said was false.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (IqV8l)

68 "I like it. You know what would make me *love* it? The word "month"

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (dciA+) "

I dunno, ace...you really want to come back after we've spent a month trashing the place? Your Porsche is definitely going to get flung off of a ravine, and we can only promise that we'll keep the dead hookers in the single digits.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (kumBu)

69 I can't remember, my brain's in a blender. It's jelllo.

Remember that Rush parody back during the Clinton years of her Ken Starr testimony?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (DW+jj)

70 I ran outta gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from outta town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake,
... a terrible flood,
... locust's.
It wasn't my fault!!!
Posted by: Hitlery 'Jake' (C)liton
-------

You forgot "The dog ate it", and of course, "Colin Powell told me to do it."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (9mTYi)

71
If it's just more cumulative drip-by-drip,











Y'know, a good penicillin prescription will clear that right up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (LuZz8)

72 I like it. You know what would make me *love* it? The word "month"


Take a sabbatical ace. Join the Peace Corp. Helps some street kids somewhere , in a country like Armenia.


Just kidding. Have a good weekend and please come back from your trip to Japan.

Posted by: AoS Moron Junior Reporter at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (KvWlw)

73 Dammit. Willowed again.

And I bought the wrong damn bipod for my AR. Sheesh.

If there's a way to do something wrong, I'll find it.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (Idu2i)

74 Good luck prosecuting anyone for security violations in the future

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (qay+/)

Didn't a sailor just get a year in jail for taking pics on his sub? He used the Hillary defense....which, he should have known, is not for the little people.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (Enq6K)

75 I guess we can never peer inside the Black Box of Hillary's Brain-Damaged Memory to see which is true.


"Hillary's"? But the label said Abby Normal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (8ZskC)

76 Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (qay+/)

After she's elected, per spokesman.

Posted by: UGH at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (TwnkX)

77 PriorConcussion:



But I'm all better now, and ready to take a job as Director of the CIA's Clandestine Service.



The FSB will never look for a guy in an ewok suit.

Posted by: DaveA at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (8J/Te)

78 One thing about drips is that they can wear away even the toughest stone, one would think that these steady drips of truly awful stuff would at least dent the papier mache, feet of clay, spit and baling wire edifice that is Hillz.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (kXoT0)

79 Well, there was this girl I met in Saigon during the war..........
Posted by: Soona ...............Love you short time?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (pUhwF)

80 I used one of those tiny machines that stimulate the muscles through pads

Noooooooooo!

Posted by: Dingy Harry Reid at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (Tyii7)

81 >> we can only promise that we'll keep the dead hookers in the single digits.


What are we gonna do with all those Hooker Toes?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (+0EeU)

82 A couple of nights of that REALLY helped loosen up the muscles.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
---------

Yeah, but how is your memory now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (9mTYi)

83 Arnold, Quisling, Comey.

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Subterranean JT at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (qG0hz)

84 Let's remember that the FBI and the State department are ultimately beholden and accountable to the POTUS




WHERE IS OBAMA on this

Any body asked?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (qay+/)

85 "But the label said Abby Normal."

"Pouring On the Schlitz."

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 02, 2016 05:32 PM (iIzG7)

86 64
Tami, it's still pretty hairy here. Husband ventured over to our
friend's neighborhood that was hit by a tornado, and showed me video.
Unreal.

Some people's homes are completely destroyed.

We're still getting slammed with wind. Power has been out about six times.

We're lucky.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (1ZOkK)

Jesus....stay safe! I lived through several of those in Connecticut. We ALWAYS lost power for at least a week.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 05:32 PM (Enq6K)

87 Oooh Daddy Ace is gone, I know where he hides the good shit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 05:32 PM (pUhwF)

88 Why not just take a Year off and Backpack through Europe?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 05:32 PM (+0EeU)

89 And the entirety of FBI bureaucracy, less one James Comey, will be resigning in protest over this American clownshow of a Banana Republic-ing any moment now. Everyone start holding your breath...


Any. Moment.


C'mon, hang in there.
---

That's going to happen at the same time that the generals decide they're through with the JEF and stage a military coup to take back America.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 02, 2016 05:32 PM (tvyXw)

90 What are we gonna do with all those Hooker Toes?
Posted by: garrett
----

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Michael Franks at September 02, 2016 05:33 PM (9mTYi)

91 "Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (ej1L0) "

Lochte/Solo 2016 - one lying asshole, and one gaping asshole.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 05:33 PM (kumBu)

92 Just take next week off, ace. You've earned it.

*dares anyone to top that*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:25 PM (1ZOkK)


Take a whole month, Ace, and scoop a gob of $20s out of petty cash on your way out!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 05:33 PM (8ZskC)

93 Me and Comey is homies.

Posted by: AG Lynch at September 02, 2016 05:33 PM (TwnkX)

94 73 I've always been a fan of the Harris swivel model.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:33 PM (Sfs6o)

95 In MD, there are 14 people on the voter roles who were born in the 1800's. 12 of them are democrats... who are all registered in Baltimore City.



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VTRID LASTNAME FIRSTNAME MIDDLENAME DOB GENDER PARTY STATE_REGISTRATION_DATE
911246 LENCZEWSKA SOPHIA 01-01-1898 F DEM 01-01-1939
1150995 JACKSON EARL L 12-28-1899 M DEM 12-07-1999
1057036 VINES DOUGLAS 07-26-1892 M DEM 10-05-1992
1071973 POSKA MARIE 08-25-1897 F DEM 11-03-1992
1045111 KELLERMAN GERTRUDE 08-18-1899 F REP 10-07-1991
1117710 JOHNSON JAMES EDWARD 03-10-1897 M REP 03-10-1997
2399649 SMITH JOSEPHINE C 04-19-1894 F DEM 08-11-1990
1017370 SPENCER EDWARD A 11-26-1899 M DEM 10-06-1986
950740 JONES MAUDE L 02-19-1899 F DEM 01-01-1970
1245823 PARKER JEROME T 02-06-1894 M DEM 08-02-2004
922266 MILLER MARY I 09-01-1899 F DEM 01-01-1939
1267673 STALEY TANEKA DYANE 12-30-1899 F DEM 10-10-2004
1072521 STRICKLAND TROJ MARQUIS 01-29-1892 M DEM 10-05-1992
911909 ADLER ABRAHAM 01-01-1899 M DEM 01-01-1950


Posted by: Serious Cat at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (Uy6ri)

96 Happy weekend, Ace !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (Z8DIA)

97 Why not just take a Year off and Backpack through Europe?


I don't think he's suicidal. That would be an interesting trip though if you wore a burka the whole time.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (KvWlw)

98 Yeah, but how is your memory now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (9mTYi)


Better than it will be in several hours of testing my theory that much alcohol will loosen up the muscles. Here's to the scientific method..!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (oc5O1)

99
Jesus....stay safe! I lived through several of those in Connecticut. We ALWAYS lost power for at least a week.


Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 05:32 PM (Enq6K)


Our utilities are underground, but the main power line that runs over the intracoastal goes out if a squirrel runs across it. We've been lucky. I've had people tell me of being without power for two weeks, after the last major TS. Neighbors got together and grilled all the meat that was thawing in their freezers. At one point today, husband hooked up the fridge, garage fridge, and freezer to the generator he brought home from work.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (1ZOkK)

100 WHERE IS OBAMA on this





About halfway up on Reggie's dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (4Utw1)

101 And I bought the wrong damn bipod for my AR. Sheesh.

If there's a way to do something wrong, I'll find it.
Posted by: Country Boy
----------

What is wrong about the bipod?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (9mTYi)

102

88
Why not just take a Year off and Backpack through Europe?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 05:32 PM (+0EeU)







Personally, I recommend the Appalachian Trail.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at September 02, 2016 05:35 PM (LuZz8)

103 Odds on what cushy insanely gross overpaid position Comey and Lynch gets with the Clinton Foundation or the HRC admin (maybe both, ask Huma) ?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 05:35 PM (pUhwF)

104 A. Hillary is in top health, fit to be POTUS.

B. A Concussion in 2012 permanently wiped out memories of crucial events and policies followed from 2009-2012 when Hillary served as SoS.


One of these statement is a lie.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 05:35 PM (NOIQH)

105 Enjoy your weekend, ace. You definitely deserve it.

If you want to forget about it completely for a couple hours, Starman is starting on one of the antenna channels at 6. I'm going to crack a beer and watch it for brain bleach.

Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 05:35 PM (Ct4hC)

106 84, WHERE IS OBAMA on this



Any body asked?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (qay+/)
Isn't he snorkeling in Hawaii...on our dime?

Posted by: IC at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

107 Matt Laure is going to really need work hard to earn every cent of his pay check for the moderator gig he got. It will take a lot to make Hillary look good.

Posted by: Picric at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (s0VSd)

108 >> Lochte/Solo 2016 - one lying asshole, and one gaping asshole.

I don't know. I wonder which of those two would have the bigger gape. I get a little vibe from the former.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (DW+jj)

109 I'd throw in $100 to send Ace on a Club Perillo Tour of Greece.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (+0EeU)

110 Well, I guess we've found where all the missing dark matter in the Universe went. It's all inside Hillary's brain damaged skull.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (DAnVX)

111 We all know how this show goes, why 1's of people have been fired in this administration for blatant lawbreaking.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (6Ll1u)

112 Neighbors got together and grilled all the meat that
was thawing in their freezers. At one point today, husband hooked up
the fridge, garage fridge, and freezer to the generator he brought home
from work.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (1ZOkK)

Oh yay for the neighbors! 'Merica!
We had to do that in CT but this house has a build in generator that kicks in if the power goes out. Although, it was fried in our last storm. New one cost $4500. Worth every penny for a hot shower.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (Enq6K)

113 When you stare into the abyss, sometimes, the abyss
stare back at you. What goes on in the Hildebeest's head has all the
makings of a good Lovecraft novel.


Posted by: Qoheleth at September 02, 2016 05:27 PM (iIzG7)

Probably one of those aliens from Dark City.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (P/kVC)

114 I'm about to crack open a bottle of wine. If a tree comes through the roof, it will hurt less.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (1ZOkK)

115 Lochte/Solo 2016 - one lying asshole, and one gaping asshole.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 05:33 PM (kumBu)

I like it! Get's my vote, the other 3 votes from me go to Trump.

Vote early and often.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (ej1L0)

116
Isn't he snorkeling in Hawaii...

Urban dictionary says...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 05:37 PM (IqV8l)

117 Take a whole month, Ace, and scoop a gob of $20s out of petty cash on your way out!
Posted by: Cicero
--------

Meant to post Kudos on earlier thread, re 'Hardest hit - Iron Eyes Cody' and whoever the other was..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 05:37 PM (9mTYi)

118 What is wrong about the bipod?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 05:34 PM (9mTYi)

I think it goes to a regular hunting type rifle with the wood stock.

That or I don't know what the hell I'm doing, because I don't see where it can attach to the rail.

Either scenario is possible.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:37 PM (Idu2i)

119 "I like it. You know what would make me *love* it? The word "month"

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 05:26 PM (dciA+) "



a month off? overrated...




ahahhah, just kidding

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:37 PM (qCMvj)

120 The only person who can put a stake through her heart is Obama. Will he substitute Biden for Hillary

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:37 PM (qay+/)

121 "I don't know. I wonder which of those two would have the bigger gape. I get a little vibe from the former.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (DW+jj) "

You think he may have done a little snorkeling with some of his juniors on the swim team? You know...for building camaraderie.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 05:38 PM (kumBu)

122 Ace should take some time off and train for the upcoming season of Endor Ninja Warrior.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 05:38 PM (H9MG5)

123 Death by a thousand cuts.

I like it if only for the fact that it leaves her campaign twisting in the wind on a daily basis and scrambling on how to cover for this incredibly corrupt woman.

Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2016 05:38 PM (oiNtH)

124 What we've learned this week:
- First Couple, previously noted for looting furnishings from the White House then returned them because "oops! No one told us we couldn't steal furniture" proceeded to expense additional furniture, used for their multi billion dollar "charity" to the federal government for reimbursement on Clinton Foundation letterhead.
- Noted elderly woman who is in perfect health can't recall briefings she received due to brain injury which also delayed her testimony about things "at this point, what difference does it make" (terror attack resulting in the death of a US ambassador and security personnel)
- Surely this amnesia resulted in her and her entire staff failing to sign standard, required documents related to record retention and classified information upon exiting the SoS office.

Fuck this. Kill me or kill them. I don't care which so long as I no longer have to live with these people.

Posted by: Damiano at September 02, 2016 05:38 PM (71OEY)

125 I wonder if ace has considered going on "Naked and Afraid."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:38 PM (1ZOkK)

126 66 OH and if ace is still here...


For muscle tightness, I used one of those tiny machines that stimulate the muscles through pads. They are the take home version of what you get treated with at the chiropractors office.



A couple of nights of that REALLY helped loosen up the muscles.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (oc5O1)
---
He needs to visit that exotic massage therapist again, the one who gave him a surprise *pop* quiz at the end.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 05:39 PM (jR7Wy)

127 "Probably one of those aliens from Dark City."

And like those aliens, the shining light of direct sunlight can be catastrophic.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 02, 2016 05:39 PM (iIzG7)

128 WHERE IS OBAMA on this



Any body asked?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:31 PM (qay+/)

There is no evidence that Obama and Hills exchanged even a single e-mail.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 05:39 PM (P/kVC)

129

Hillarys brain is like that rotted mess they were mining in Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 05:39 PM (qay+/)

130 I believe the acknowledgement she filed was done under separate penalties for both perjury and federal confidentiality laws.

Posted by: MTF at September 02, 2016 05:40 PM (/m8T6)

131 He needs to visit that exotic massage therapist again, the one who gave him a surprise *pop* quiz at the end.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 05:39 PM (jR7Wy)


The liberal arts majors need jobs too....
And it's sexier if they're angry and hate you....I'd imagine.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 05:40 PM (oc5O1)

132 118 most of the tactical style are designed to attach to the front swivel stud. Under no circumstances let anything touch the barrel!

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:40 PM (Sfs6o)

133 Happy weekend indeed. *looks outside at limbs covering yard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:23 PM (1ZOkK)


Hire Corey Lewandoski. He's a whiz at removing limbs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 05:40 PM (oqkO3)

134

Ace needs

what ace needs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkblbJqwn0

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:40 PM (qCMvj)

135 I wonder if ace has considered going on "Naked and Afraid."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:38 PM (1ZOkK)

Did anybody invite him to the Texas Strategic Planning Conference, i.e. CenTexMoMee?

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (Idu2i)

136 Posted by: Damiano at September 02, 2016 05:38 PM (71OEY)

Damiano for Secretary of Ethics.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (48QDY)

137 *spppplllllttttt*


Who did that? This is intolerable!

Posted by: Hillary the Methane Monster at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (/f6Nd)

138 100 percent certainty that if DJT is elected AND Giuliani steps in and becomes the lead on an 'inquiry' in to the FBI handling of this Hillary case--including ties to the Foundation---Hillary WILL be indicted...and Comey will be very very lucky to get a non-felony conviction.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (3ZttN)

139 For muscle tightness, I used one of those tiny machines that stimulate the muscles through pads. They are the take home version of what you get treated with at the chiropractors office.

A couple of nights of that REALLY helped loosen up the muscles.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 05:29 PM (oc5O1)
---
He needs to visit that exotic massage therapist again, the one who gave him a surprise *pop* quiz at the end.




TENS Unit and a hooker.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (4Utw1)

140 118 for an AR you may need to get w short accessory rail depending on the style of forend on the upper.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (Sfs6o)

141 Isn't he snorkeling in Hawaii...on our dime?


Posted by: IC at September 02, 2016 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

Out at Midway, enjoying his personal water park, the world's largest, that he created with the stroke of a pen.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 05:42 PM (P/kVC)

142 Symptoms of heavy Cocaine, MDMA, and MMDA use she has.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 05:42 PM (Q9ugn)

143 She's brain dead Jim

Posted by: Bones at September 02, 2016 05:42 PM (nFwvY)

144 Did anybody invite him to the Texas Strategic Planning Conference, i.e. CenTexMoMee?
Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (Idu2i)
---
Maybe if you promised him a Stetson, cowboy boots, and a trip to the range?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 05:42 PM (jR7Wy)

145 LE, this is your choice:
1- defend a corrupt treasonous network of politicians, burrocrats, and "journalists" that throws YOU constantly under the bus, and will destroy the economy that your children SHOULD HAVE been secure in
-OR-
2- DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB

Hillary should have been arrested as soon as that interview was over; why was the question asked if they didnt already know the answer. Anybody in authority that attempted to prevent that arrest should have also been arrested.



Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 02, 2016 05:42 PM (swEzU)

146 118 most of the tactical style are designed to attach to the front swivel stud. Under no circumstances let anything touch the barrel!

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:40 PM (Sfs6o)

I don't have a front swivel stud, at least I don't see one.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:43 PM (Idu2i)

147 >>You think he may have done a little snorkeling with some of his
>>juniors on the swim team? You know...for building camaraderie.

I always get that vibe from dudes prancing around in Speedos. Then I wonder if I'm just too old school and ought not to think that. Then one of them pops up with a name like "Steele Johnson", straight out of gay porn, and the vibe is strengthened.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 05:43 PM (DW+jj)

148 Off topic but important. Did you see the Uncle Tom singing the national anthem last night?.

Posted by: Kap at September 02, 2016 05:44 PM (5wSNN)

149 Have a relaxing weekend, Ace!
Jane --- stay safe!


Remember that video of DC Congresswoman Holmes pushing the big red button she was told not to push? Now imagine that is Hillary clicking phishing email links:

The FBI's Hillary Clinton investigation turned up evidence that her
e-mail accounts were targeted in multiple "spear phishing" attacks, one
of which may have tricked the then-Secretary of State into clicking a malicious link included in the correspondence.


She really is stupid (in addition to arrogant, evil, dishonest, greedy, etc.)...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 05:44 PM (NOIQH)

150 >>Then one of them pops up with a name like "Steele Johnson", straight out of gay porn, and the vibe is strengthened.

Yeah, the diving coverage was pr0n-ey, but Steele Johnson is a straight, Christian dude, and so is his diving partner.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 05:45 PM (NOIQH)

151
132
118 most of the tactical style are designed to attach to the front
swivel stud. Under no circumstances let anything touch the barrel!

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:40 PM (Sfs6o)





There may be a rail-mounted swivel stud in the package. My cheapo Chinese bipod I use for my 10/22 had one.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 05:45 PM (LuZz8)

152 Dialing EJ Entertainment now.

Posted by: Ace's cell phone at September 02, 2016 05:45 PM (Q9ugn)

153 Did anybody invite him to the Texas Strategic Planning Conference, i.e. CenTexMoMee?
Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (Idu2i)
---
Maybe if you promised him a Stetson, cowboy boots, and a trip to the range?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 05:42 PM (jR7Wy)

Ben Had has 60 acres, so I'm sure he has some kind of range set up. He can use my guns too, if I can find them that is.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:45 PM (Idu2i)

154 When I was in the military and we had EWO bags marked NOFORN when Clinton was president we use to change it to NOPORN (Change the F to P). Little did I know the truth behind our practical joke. The Intell shop guys would get furious when we turned in the bags.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at September 02, 2016 05:45 PM (wDjEk)

155 She really is stupid (in addition to arrogant, evil, dishonest, greedy, etc.)...
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 05:44 PM (NOIQH)



Secretary of State.
Secretary of State.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:46 PM (qCMvj)

156 So the FBI aside from covering Hillary's massive ass decided to release the shit on Friday afternoon before Labor Day. Coincidence too I am sure. Fuckers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 05:46 PM (pUhwF)

157 After watching this crap for years I cannot believe how naive I've been. Our whole system of government has been a sham for at least 50 years. I bought into it believing that the rule of law applied to everyone and there is some justice and common sense at work. I kept thinking that this madness with the Clintons going back decades was an aberration but I was wrong.

Of course I've been skeptical and jaded but now I feel hollow more than rage. Rage is under the surface and growing. That and doing something feudal and stupid on somebody's part.

For now on I'm done. Call it going Galt or whatever. The American way of life is dead and until a fire can burn the corruption away I'm in it for myself and family. Okay pets too.

Posted by: Octiparan at September 02, 2016 05:47 PM (f1/cC)

158 146 no sling point? OK, then can you attach other stuff to the forend? Some are made with picatinny rail attach points for accessories - there are almost an infinite number of possible combinations and adapters made.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:47 PM (Sfs6o)

159 Remember that video of DC Congresswoman Holmes
pushing the big red button she was told not to push? Now imagine that is
Hillary clicking phishing email links:

The FBI's Hillary Clinton investigation turned up evidence that her

e-mail accounts were targeted in multiple "spear phishing" attacks, one

of which may have tricked the then-Secretary of State into clicking a malicious link included in the correspondence.

She really is stupid (in addition to arrogant, evil, dishonest, greedy, etc.)...


Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 05:44 PM (NOIQH)

Was that the one that opened up a back door to the server that every hacker in the world exploited, or the one that shut down the White House for a week?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 05:47 PM (P/kVC)

160 The FBI's Hillary Clinton investigation turned up evidence that her
e-mail accounts were targeted in multiple "spear phishing" attacks, one
of which may have tricked the then-Secretary of State into clicking a malicious link included in the correspondence.

She really is stupid (in addition to arrogant, evil, dishonest, greedy, etc.)...
Posted by: Lizzy


"Phishing" is the code-word Hillary and Huma use for muff-diving, so she innocently thought that the link was lesbian porn. Understandable mistake!

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 05:47 PM (jBuUi)

161 154 When I was in the military and we had EWO bags marked NOFORN when Clinton was president we use to change it to NOPORN (Change the F to P). Little did I know the truth behind our practical joke. The Intell shop guys would get furious when we turned in the bags.
Posted by: Chairman Mao at September 02, 2016 05:45 PM (wDjEk)
---
They hated YESFORN too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 05:48 PM (jR7Wy)

162 157 After watching this crap for years I cannot believe how naive I've been. Our whole system of government has been a sham for at least 50 years. I bought into it believing that the rule of law applied to everyone and there is some justice and common sense at work. I kept thinking that this madness with the Clintons going back decades was an aberration but I was wrong.

Of course I've been skeptical and jaded but now I feel hollow more than rage. Rage is under the surface and growing. That and doing something feudal and stupid on somebody's part.

For now on I'm done. Call it going Galt or whatever. The American way of life is dead and until a fire can burn the corruption away I'm in it for myself and family. Okay pets too.
Posted by: Octiparan


Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 05:48 PM (jBuUi)

163 Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 05:44 PM (N

Nah. Just arrogant.

Period.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 05:49 PM (48QDY)

164 it's days like today that make long for a no holds barred weekend bender like a 21 year old.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 05:49 PM (Q9ugn)

165 For now on I'm done. Call it going Galt or whatever. The American way of life is dead and until a fire can burn the corruption away I'm in it for myself and family. Okay pets too.
Posted by: Octiparan at September 02, 2016 05:47 PM (f1/cC)


just focus on family and community

seriously

but, vote

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:50 PM (qCMvj)

166 158 146 no sling point? OK, then can you attach other stuff to the forend? Some are made with picatinny rail attach points for accessories - there are almost an infinite number of possible combinations and adapters made.
Posted by: Weasel



Yeah. You can get a seivel stud that attaches via the picatinny rail.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 05:50 PM (4Utw1)

167 If you value your health DO NOT go to Newsbusters and check out what MSDNC had to say about the FBI report.

I repeat: DO NOT GO THERE.

GAH!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:50 PM (1ZOkK)

168 >>Was that the one that opened up a back door to the server that every
hacker in the world exploited, or the one that shut down the White House
for a week?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 05:50 PM (NOIQH)

169 146 no sling point? OK, then can you attach other stuff to the forend? Some are made with picatinny rail attach points for accessories - there are almost an infinite number of possible combinations and adapters made.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:47 PM (Sfs6o)

Sorry, I don't really know what you're saying here. Sling point? Forend? Picatinny?

I'm still a newbie at all this. This AR was built for me.

Sorry.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:51 PM (Idu2i)

170 This is obviously a trick by Trump to hurt her. Presdent Obama should do something about this latest garbage pulled by Trump !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 05:51 PM (NuElX)

171


I bet ya The Jungle Book is on the schedule tonight.

I've got to get my hubby drunk.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:51 PM (qCMvj)

172
So the FBI aside from covering Hillary's massive ass decided to release the shit on Friday afternoon before Labor Day. Coincidence too I am sure. Fuckers.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 05:46 PM (pUhwF)


Honestly I don't think that matters with this.Its not going away.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 02, 2016 05:51 PM (lKyWE)

173 >>>For now on I'm done. Call it going Galt or whatever. The American way of life is dead and until a fire can burn the corruption away I'm in it for myself and family. Okay pets too.
Posted by: Octiparan at September 02, 2016 05:47 PM (f1/cC)

A direct commission into the WINONA RIDERS may be yours for, well, really whatever is in your pocket or something interesting or a funny joke. Please name your desired rank and your secret code name for the membership card.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 02, 2016 05:52 PM (sytq8)

174
Steele Johnson is a straight, Christian dude

What a fake name!

Posted by: Dash Riprock at September 02, 2016 05:52 PM (IqV8l)

175 146

Search amazon for a pitcany bipod adapter.
there are expensive and cheap ones.

Something like: https://tinyurl.com/jqzmvwn

Posted by: infidel2 at September 02, 2016 05:52 PM (xR+Jh)

176 I spent 20 years in the big, green machine -- the last 4 in the Pentagon in a SCIF. Hillary is an alarming combination of arrogant, entitled and stupid, as is her entire staff. She is not fit to be President, and they are not fit to serve this country. I think she is brain-damaged -- anyone see that "speech" to the American Legion yesterday?

We are in deep, deep doo-doo.

Posted by: Trouser Trout in a Barrel at September 02, 2016 05:52 PM (8Dorb)

177 If you value your health DO NOT go to Newsbusters and check out what MSDNC had to say about the FBI report.

I repeat: DO NOT GO THERE.

GAH!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:50 PM (1ZOkK)



well
it IS mslsd

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:53 PM (qCMvj)

178 Fox News' Catherine Herridge: "On critical questions, almost in every case, Mrs. Clinton had a lapse in memory.

"Mrs. Clinton told the FBI that the last thing she remembered was being picked up by a fishing boat in the Mediterranean, having been shot multiple times.

"She said she drove around Europe with a Muslim girlfriend and withdrew some Clinton Cash and US diplomatic passports from a Swiss safe deposit box. She said she knew she had the abilities of a CIA assassin, but she didn't know why.

"The next thing she knew she and Huma were in Mykonos, having killed a number of US agents. She said she remembered nothing about an email server or any US government security protocols."

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 05:53 PM (PL2OL)

179 'Out at Midway, enjoying his personal water park, the world's largest, that he created with the stroke of a pen.'


He's like Teddy Roosevelt. In a vast empty kind of way.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 05:53 PM (BO/km)

180 My husband is outside picking up limbs and shit in this wind, while crap is still coming down.

I think he's stir crazy. I just hope he doesn't get a limb on the head and go Hillary on me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:53 PM (1ZOkK)

181 Every single thing Hillary Clinton says is categorically false until proven otherwise. She is a pathological liar aided and abetted by her lawyers and the American justice system. Her continued candidacy is de facto proof our political system is irredeemably corrupt.

Posted by: MTF at September 02, 2016 05:54 PM (/m8T6)

182 Fox News' Catherine Herridge: "On critical questions, almost in every case, Mrs. Clinton had a lapse in memory.

"Mrs. Clinton told the FBI that the last thing she remembered was being picked up by a fishing boat in the Mediterranean, having been shot multiple times.

"She said she drove around Europe with a Muslim girlfriend and withdrew some Clinton Cash and US diplomatic passports from a Swiss safe deposit box. She said she knew she had the abilities of a CIA assassin, but she didn't know why.

"The next thing she knew she and Huma were in Mykonos, having killed a number of US agents. She said she remembered nothing about an email server or any US government security protocols."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 05:53 PM (PL2OL)


oh, we need more of this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:54 PM (qCMvj)

183 Is all of this info coming from the FOI request that were released earlier?

Posted by: Picric at September 02, 2016 05:54 PM (s0VSd)

184 You guys are making me want to go to the range!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:54 PM (Sfs6o)

185 Search amazon for a pitcany bipod adapter.
there are expensive and cheap ones.

Something like: https://tinyurl.com/jqzmvwn

Posted by: infidel2 at September 02, 2016 05:52 PM (xR+Jh)

Ok thanks.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:54 PM (Idu2i)

186

Bravo Scalia's Ghost

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 05:55 PM (qCMvj)

187 Posted by: Dash Riprock at September 02, 2016 05:52 PM (IqV8l)

How you doin'? Forget Ellie Mae

Posted by: Rock Hudson at September 02, 2016 05:55 PM (DW+jj)

188 >>"Mrs. Clinton told the FBI that the last thing she remembered was being
picked up by a fishing boat in the Mediterranean, having been shot
multiple times.



Whoa, what a coincidence!

Posted by: MATT DAMON at September 02, 2016 05:55 PM (NOIQH)

189
169
146 no sling point? OK, then can you attach other stuff to the forend?
Some are made with picatinny rail attach points for accessories - there
are almost an infinite number of possible combinations and adapters
made.



Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:47 PM (Sfs6o)



Sorry, I don't really know what you're saying here. Sling point? Forend? Picatinny?



I'm still a newbie at all this. This AR was built for me.



Sorry.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 05:51 PM (Idu2i)







Something like this
http://tinyurl.com/zozv934

Which mounts to the bottom rail on your handguard, which looks a lot like this
http://tinyurl.com/hbopa2z

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 05:55 PM (LuZz8)

190 180 My husband is outside picking up limbs and shit in this wind, while crap is still coming down.

I think he's stir crazy. I just hope he doesn't get a limb on the head and go Hillary on me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:53 PM (1ZOkK)
-------------
Well if he takes a big one to the head up you could be First Lady!

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:55 PM (Sfs6o)

191 180 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:53 PM (1ZOkK)
=======================

Jane, go get him. A friend and neighbor died in Sandy when a tree fell on him as he was clearing limbs from his front yard.

Posted by: MTF at September 02, 2016 05:56 PM (/m8T6)

192 You need buy this aluminum block thing (about two inches long) that attaches to a piece of rail on your forestock that has a sling attachment on it. I bought mine at a Walmart, but it was years ago when they still sold semi autos.

Midway probably has them. They don't cost much. If I knew how to make links to different web sites I would show you one, but you can find one by going to Midway and typing in "bipod attachment" on their search engine.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at September 02, 2016 05:56 PM (qG0hz)

193 Howdy ...

... Been off a bit. Anybody heard from Jane ? She OK ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 02, 2016 05:56 PM (fiGNd)

194 Catherine Herridge said the other day that after the Beast left, she treated confidential e-mails like "gossip." "Gossip." Catherine Herridge's word.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 05:56 PM (1ZOkK)

195 164 it's days like today that make long for a no holds barred weekend bender like a 21 year old.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 05:49 PM (Q9ugn)

I'm waiting to see if Hillary goes on a long holiday boozy weekend and falls on her head again.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 05:56 PM (CFc5L)

196 The more evil/disoriented she proves herself to be, the more dedicated her followers will become, because staying loyal to her will require greater and greater amounts of faith on their part, which will allow them to pat themselves on the back for putting on such a great show of faith.

Therefore ace is doomed to despair. He will continue to point and exclaim, "You see?! You see how unfit she is???" And her starry eyed, enraptured followers will swoon all the harder at her approach, and construct ingenious rationalizations and excuses on her behalf.

It's a madhouse!

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 02, 2016 05:56 PM (+wjl1)

197 Oh You Dumb MotherFucker ... she posted 12 ticks up.

I am too stupid to live.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 02, 2016 05:57 PM (fiGNd)

198 Oh no. The 'dark web' has made a reappearance in connection with Hillary getting a pron email.

Everybody grab your children and hide!

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 02, 2016 05:58 PM (ZFUt7)

199 I wonder if our typically previously respected respected law enforcement agencies realize the absolute harm they are committing by openly lying and protecting this. I also wonder if those in the highest levels of military brass realize what a black eye they have after benghazi for same thing.

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2016 05:58 PM (A1MMY)

200 189 Sorry Country Boy! Pics are a big help. Thanks ITC.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 05:58 PM (Sfs6o)

201 Looks like my neck of the woods in SC may have dodged a bullet regarding the storm--though, the area NW of me looks like it's getting the crap kicked out of it.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 05:58 PM (jV8Mq)

202 So Reagan was a dope (Alzhiemers)! 6 years into his presidency. > Bad

Hillary is a dope BEFORE her election. > no prob.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 05:59 PM (48QDY)

203 Steele Johnson is a straight, Christian dude

What a fake name!
Posted by: Dash Riprock at September 02, 2016 05:52 PM (IqV8l)
----
You're not fooling anyone, kid!

Posted by: Gristle McThornberry and Slab Hardcheese, synchronized budgie smugglers at September 02, 2016 05:59 PM (jR7Wy)

204 'Sup Weasel ? How's the ticker ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 02, 2016 05:59 PM (fiGNd)

205 "The more evil/disoriented she proves herself to be, the more dedicated her followers will become,"

These people have to protect every lie, have to rationalize away every contradiction. They have built their entire worldview on this flimsy deck of cards.

If they were able to recognize just ONE of these as lies, then that entire house of cards they base their own self-worth comes crashing down as well.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 02, 2016 05:59 PM (swEzU)

206 Oh no. The 'dark web' has made a reappearance in connection with Hillary getting a pron email.

Everybody grab your children and hide!

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 02, 2016 05:58 PM (ZFUt7)


I'm a big fan of the dork Web myself.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 02, 2016 05:59 PM (oqkO3)

207 #wastf

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 02, 2016 06:00 PM (+wjl1)

208 So, basically, Hilly is virtually the equivalent of Captain Pike rolling around in his wheelchair blinking once for 'yes' and twice for 'I'm sorry, I don't recall.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 06:00 PM (+wjl1)

209 Headline at ABC news website:

"FBI Played Trick on Clinton During Email Probe, Documents Show"

Oh that poor woman has been treated so unfairly! All the low-information voters exclaimed.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formally known as Serenity Now!) at September 02, 2016 06:00 PM (uWkM5)

210 I just went out and begged my husband to come in until the wind has passed, and he refused, saying people are having to clean up after the tornado, and other people on our street are out.

If only I had some horse tranquilizer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:00 PM (1ZOkK)

211 Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 05

???
NW. Weird.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 06:00 PM (48QDY)

212 So Reagan was a dope (Alzhiemers)! 6 years into his presidency. > Bad

Hillary is a dope BEFORE her election. > no prob.

Posted by: Golfman
****

First statement- not true
Second statement- seems to be true.
The left wouldn't care either way.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:00 PM (hVdx9)

213 ... Been off a bit. Anybody heard from Jane ? She OK ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 02, 2016 05:56 PM (fiGNd)
---
She's taking advantage of the chaos by looting her neighbors' likker cabinets.

Posted by: Gristle McThornberry and Slab Hardcheese, synchronized budgie smugglers at September 02, 2016 06:01 PM (jR7Wy)

214 Which mounts to the bottom rail on your handguard, which looks a lot like this
http://tinyurl.com/hbopa2z


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 05:55 PM (LuZz

I don't have one of those.

Are you still in Waxahachie, and if so are you going to the gun show?

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 06:01 PM (Idu2i)

215 I just went out and begged my husband to come in until the wind has passed, and he refused, saying people are having to clean up after the tornado, and other people on our street are out.

If only I had some horse tranquilizer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh
****

Flash some skin

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:01 PM (hVdx9)

216 Been off a bit. Anybody heard from Jane ? She OK ?
Posted by: ScoggDog
------------

Jane fine, Tarzan status yet to be determined.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 06:01 PM (9mTYi)

217 Oops -- hardbody socks doffed!

Posted by: Gristle McThornberry and Slab Hardcheese, synchronized budgie smugglers at September 02, 2016 06:01 PM (jR7Wy)

218 Now it makes sense, planet X is coming back from deep space orbit because of Hillary. I knew it. Notice that they are punishing some alien encounter movie now, and are all cool and not going to eat us.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2016 06:02 PM (6Ll1u)

219 Let's try that again...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 06:02 PM (jR7Wy)

220 'If only I had some horse tranquilizer.'


Stand in the doorway and wiggle your butt. Then tell him there's a storm brewing inside.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 06:02 PM (BO/km)

221 213
... Been off a bit. Anybody heard from Jane ? She OK ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 02, 2016 05:56 PM (fiGNd)

---

She's taking advantage of the chaos by looting her neighbors' likker cabinets.

Posted by: Gristle McThornberry and Slab Hardcheese, synchronized budgie smugglers at September 02, 2016 06:01 PM (jR7Wy)


*blink* Huh. Neighbors on either side of us are away for the summer.


We really should have restocked the bar. I haven't been drinking much since starting the BP meds. That's changing right now. Have some wine chilling in the freezer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:02 PM (1ZOkK)

222 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:00 PM (1ZOkK

Tell him it will still be there in the morning. I've seen many broken limbs not make it to the ground until later.

Sure don't want one bringing a power line down with it.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 06:02 PM (48QDY)

223

It's an ABBA weekend!

Have a great one.

Time to dine and movie.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 06:03 PM (qCMvj)

224 'Sup Scogg? It's all good. I bought a home EKG thing for my iPhone and a book on interpreting EKG results so now I know just enough to annoy everyone at the cardiologist office.

Can't go shooting for something like six weeks so I may be taking hostages soon.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 06:03 PM (Sfs6o)

225 I am Clinton. As Overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.

Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton at September 02, 2016 06:03 PM (uWkM5)

226 >>So, basically, Hilly is virtually the equivalent of Captain Pike rolling
around in his wheelchair blinking once for 'yes' and twice for 'I'm
sorry, I don't recall.'


22 blinks + grunts + head bobs = "Bring me my m#$@er f*^$ing iced tea right f#%!ing now!!!"

Posted by: MATT DAMON at September 02, 2016 06:04 PM (NOIQH)

227 Sure don't want one bringing a power line down with it.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 06:02 PM (48QDY)


Our utilities are underground. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:04 PM (1ZOkK)

228 Not remembering anything incriminating is a side effect of her many strokes, wingnutz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 06:04 PM (+wjl1)

229 >>> we need more of this


In "The Clinton Supremacy" Hillary finds out she was trained as an agent by Saul Alinsky and she kills a bunch more US military and intelligence personnel.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 06:05 PM (PL2OL)

230 'Tell him it will still be there in the morning. I've seen many broken limbs not make it to the ground until later.'


No kidding it's going to be nice tomorrow. The sticks can wait.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 06:05 PM (BO/km)

231 *blink* Huh. Neighbors on either side of us are away for the summer.


We really should have restocked the bar. I haven't been drinking much since starting the BP meds. That's changing right now. Have some wine chilling in the freezer.

Posted by: Jane
----
Wind damage, blown debris, broken windows. Happens all of the time. Sadly looters, from downtown, often set in afterwards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 06:05 PM (9mTYi)

232 I am Clinton. As Overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.

Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton
****

Loads guns. Throws on body armor.
If my knee ever bends to the great white bitch, it is only because rigor mortis has set in.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:05 PM (hVdx9)

233 Thankfully, I made a delicious pork loin last night, marinated in blackberry preserves, Dijon mustard, garlic and thyme and wrapped in bacon. So we have leftovers for dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:06 PM (1ZOkK)

234 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:04 PM (1ZOkK)

As are ours.

I'm on your side. Tell him the humidity will be lower tomorrow.

How's that?

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 06:06 PM (48QDY)

235
'If only I had some horse tranquilizer.'

Stand in the doorway and wiggle your butt.


Will that tranquilize a horse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 06:07 PM (IqV8l)

236 >>>211 ???

NW. Weird.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 06:00 PM (48QDY)<<<

Eh, the worst of it appeared to be NW of Charleston about 30 minutes ago, but it's swirled a bit since then...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 06:07 PM (jV8Mq)

237 235, Will that tranquilize a horse?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 06:07 PM (IqV8

LOL. Very funny, sir.

Posted by: IC at September 02, 2016 06:08 PM (a0IVu)

238 I usually wait three days after a big storm to pick up branches. It takes at least that long for 'widowmaker' branches- which are broken and hanging on by a thread - for the dead leaves to become obvious.

100 foot tall maple trees can be unforgiving that way.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 02, 2016 06:08 PM (ZFUt7)

239 Strong work this week Ace. Take all the time off that these other yahoos have offered, and we're all going to chip in to get you a one year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. That's the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 02, 2016 06:08 PM (mvenn)

240 I'm on your side. Tell him the humidity will be lower tomorrow.



How's that?

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 06:06 PM (48QDY)


It's pretty cool right now. Getting down to the mid-60's tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:08 PM (1ZOkK)

241
Which mounts to the bottom rail on your handguard, which looks a lot like this

http://tinyurl.com/hbopa2z





Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 05:55 PM (LuZz



I don't have one of those.



Are you still in Waxahachie, and if so are you going to the gun show?

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 06:01 PM (Idu2i)





I'll probably stop in there tomorrow, at least to window shop. The 'hatchie show is usually kind of small, but it's right around the corner. If you're going, give me a shout at illtemperedcur at yahoo blah blah.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 06:08 PM (LuZz8)

242 Ace, why do you hate women?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 06:10 PM (97XyN)

243 In case L, Elle is looking to buy more Vinyl...

or, Book Thread Fodder.

Barnes and Noble Labor Day Sale -
40% OFF One Item

Code : N9U2PAJ3LK2TS

Good through 9/5, I think.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 06:10 PM (+0EeU)

244 Captain Pike rolling
around in his wheelchair blinking once for 'yes' and twice for 'I'm
sorry, I don't recall.'
-----------

Captain Queeg, nervously fondling ball bearings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2016 06:10 PM (9mTYi)

245 At Kroger and Publix yesterday, all the frozen food prices were slashed. I should have stocked up, what with the generator to keep the refrigerators and freezer running.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:11 PM (1ZOkK)

246 Capt'n Crunch, nervously fondling Crunch Berries.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 06:11 PM (+0EeU)

247 'If only I had some horse tranquilizer.'
Stand in the doorway and wiggle your butt.
Will that tranquilize a horse?'


Depends on if it's a sweet filly or just Wilbur again.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 02, 2016 06:12 PM (BO/km)

248 Any morons in the Tampa/St. Pete area? My mom is supposed to be flying in about now and wondered if any storm damage occurred in that area.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at September 02, 2016 06:12 PM (qG0hz)

249 Gee, I hope Hermine doesn't affect the Hell Beast's vacay in the Hamptons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:12 PM (1ZOkK)

250 We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, Twirling, TWIRLING towards tyranny!

Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton at September 02, 2016 06:12 PM (uWkM5)

251 If you're going, give me a shout at illtemperedcur at yahoo blah blah.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 06:08 PM (LuZz

Tried that a few months ago and it got kicked back. Will try again.

Going to the Glen Rose show tomorrow. Was thinking about Wax on Sunday, but if it's small maybe I should just go to church instead (south of Wax).

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 06:12 PM (Idu2i)

252 244 Always wondered about that Pike thing. They invented faster than light engine shit and the best they could come up with is a yes/no lightbulb?

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 06:13 PM (Sfs6o)

253 248
Any morons in the Tampa/St. Pete area? My mom is supposed to be flying
in about now and wondered if any storm damage occurred in that area.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at September 02, 2016 06:12 PM (qG0hz)


Have cousins there we haven't been able to reach. The Tampa mayor said it's one of the worst storms they've had.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:13 PM (1ZOkK)

254 But did she intend to lie?

What difference at this point does it make?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2016 06:14 PM (iuoTc)

255 "The Clinton Ultimatum":

Trained killer Hillary Clinton gives an ultimatum to a Libyan dictator and is responsible for the deaths of even more US military and intelligence personnel.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 06:15 PM (PL2OL)

256 "Captain Queeg, nervously fondling ball bearings."

Captain Queef nervously fondling his balls.

Posted by: Random A-Hole at September 02, 2016 06:15 PM (hVdx9)

257
Tried that a few months ago and it got kicked back. Will try again.



Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 06:12 PM (Idu2i)





That's because yahoo hates us......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 06:16 PM (LuZz8)

258 She filed paperwork stating she had (as the law required), but then, to evade the implications of her actions (that is, so she could play dumb about Criminal Intent), she told the FBI she hadn't attended them.

One of these two statements is false.


You unenlightened Westerners must overcome your ignorant, simplistic belief that truth is binary.

You must raise your consciousness and embrace paradox. Hillary is the most astute Secretary of State, yet you pillory her for listening to Colin Powell, an act which shows how bipartisan and blind to race she is. You castigate her for being a non-racist centrist, while pushing the evil, vulgar, Nazi racist xenophobe bully Trump. For shame! For shame!

Posted by: Deepak Chopra at September 02, 2016 06:16 PM (+wjl1)

259 Hillary is basically Captain Steubing, taking driving lessons from Captain Schettino

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 02, 2016 06:16 PM (mvenn)

260 We hate Yahoo right back.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:17 PM (hVdx9)

261 As I've previously said, "Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life."

I forgive you, and open the door for you to move forward and embrace my Presidency.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 06:17 PM (iuoTc)

262 Cut ally had a prog tell me just last week that Hillary was "boringly competent"


This doesn't exactly jibe with that

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 06:17 PM (qay+/)

263 "FBI Played Trick on Clinton During Email Probe, Documents Show"




Ok, well if this is the way they're going to go with, good. F the FBI and Comey in particular with a rusty poker sideways.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 06:18 PM (Enq6K)

264 I guess we can never peer inside the Black Box of Hillary's Brain-Damaged Memory to see which is true.


*****

Schroedinger's catatonic

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 02, 2016 06:18 PM (mvenn)

265
Always wondered about that Pike thing. They invented faster than light engine shit and the best they could come up with is a yes/no lightbulb?
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 06:13 PM


Republicans cut Obamacare of the future.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 06:19 PM (IqV8l)

266 "Hillary is basically Captain Steubing, taking driving lessons from Captain Schettino"


Captain Morgan, clutching a bottle of rum

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 06:19 PM (PL2OL)

267 I saw that they have a new heroin/ elephant tranquilizer blend out, don't know if it is available in the coveted eye piercing model yet though.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2016 06:19 PM (6Ll1u)

268 I'm guessing that those "papers" she filed required her to sign a statement under penalty of perjury (otherwise, what's the point)?

So there's yet another crime.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 06:19 PM (NnYnv)

269 The IRS plays a trick on me every April.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 06:20 PM (IqV8l)

270 253 248
Any morons in the Tampa/St. Pete area? My mom is supposed to be flying
in about now and wondered if any storm damage occurred in that area.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at September 02, 2016 06:12 PM (qG0hz)

Have cousins there we haven't been able to reach. The Tampa mayor said it's one of the worst storms they've had.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:13 PM (1ZOkK)

Thanks Jane.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at September 02, 2016 06:20 PM (qG0hz)

271 Cut ally had a prog tell me just last week that Hillary was "boringly competent"


This doesn't exactly jibe with that

Posted by: ThunderB
****

Consider the source...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:21 PM (hVdx9)

272 You must raise your consciousness and embrace paradox. Hillary is the most astute Secretary of State, yet you pillory her for listening to Colin Powell, an act which shows how bipartisan and blind to race she is. You castigate her for being a non-racist centrist, while pushing the evil, vulgar, Nazi racist xenophobe bully Trump. For shame! For shame!

Posted by: Deepak Chopra at September 02, 2016 06:16 PM (+wjl1)


I had a castigater, but I sold it when I sold off the beef herd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 06:21 PM (oqkO3)

273 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2016 06:19 PM (6Ll1u)

Heh. If we used the Anazon link for ace he'd be rich.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 06:22 PM (48QDY)

274 Something I have learned about incompetent people: they don't know they are incompetent!

In fact, they usually think they are much better than they actually are. Very annoying to have to manage such people.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:22 PM (hVdx9)

275 You southern folk always seem to send your hurricanes up to Pennsylvania to die a slow, wet, lingering death. It's not one of your better qualities.

So far projections show it staying off Jersey coast and messing up their bbq's. Considering their electoral votes are safely tucked away in Hillary's purse, attached to her home walker, can't say I give a shit.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 02, 2016 06:22 PM (ZFUt7)

276 Does anyone know how many gays and lesbians were affected by the recent Hurricane? I very few were affected.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 06:22 PM (NuElX)

277 Perfect gift for any Moron!

Life-sized!!

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/spo/5759713068.html

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 06:23 PM (+wjl1)

278 >>Schroedinger's catatonic


Heh

1-2-3-lock box!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 06:23 PM (NOIQH)

279 OK - I have had enough. I have GOT to find the "Destruction of Cell Phones For Fun & Profit" class that both Tom Brady and Hillary Clinton took!!

We have also got to start using these excuses with all of our liberal friends. We won't be "being mean & making stuff up", we'll just be quoting Her Royal Shrewness.

(And Huma, you should have enrolled Carlos Danger in the cell phone class.)

Posted by: dwagyak at September 02, 2016 06:24 PM (v13tt)

280 Isn't BCochran in the Tampa area? Anybody heard from him?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 06:24 PM (jR7Wy)

281 @41: "It's really amazing just how much shit you can do and not even see the inside of a court room"

If you have sufficient power and resources. If not, well.....sux 2 B U.

Posted by: The Elite at September 02, 2016 06:25 PM (rznWS)

282 I stand slightly corrected. I have a rail on the top of the barrel, but nothing under.

I might just take it to a range, tell them what I want and say "make it so." I wasted half an afternoon on a damn bipod, and have no confidence I can figure out what else I need and get the right stuff.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 06:26 PM (Idu2i)

283 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 05:51 PM (NuElX)

---

Did he give her the concussion, Mary?

Silly sock, presidencies are for sane adults.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:26 PM (rlfds)

284 All of us Brattleboro want to wish Presdent and Micheal Obama a happy Labers day. We love you and keeps up the goat work !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 06:26 PM (NuElX)

285 Big squall coming. Hopefully that will be the last.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 06:26 PM (48QDY)

286 @50: "Last time I looked in it, there was nothing in there but varnish remover."

How did you miss the Sterno squeezins?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 02, 2016 06:26 PM (rznWS)

287 I'm sure Matt Lauer will bring this up in the questioning. You know Mr Special Emissary to the Clinton Global Iniative.

Posted by: Reince Priebus' Assless Chaps at September 02, 2016 06:27 PM (rqKLi)

288 Sorry, IRS, I had a concussion so I didn't think I had any income.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 06:27 PM (F1ndw)

289 On the day i decide to take a break, Ace breaks out THREE, (3!), Flaming Skulls.

I gotta lot of catching up to do.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:28 PM (UNMPM)

290 280
Isn't BCochran in the Tampa area? Anybody heard from him?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 06:24 PM (jR7Wy)

He lives north of Jacksonville, not far from the GA/FL state line.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:28 PM (1ZOkK)

291 @57: "And the entirety of FBI bureaucracy, less one James Comey, will be
resigning in protest over this American clownshow of a Banana
Republic-ing any moment now. Everyone start holding your breath...



Any. Moment.



C'mon, hang in there."

But remember, law enforcement is on *our* side.....

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 02, 2016 06:28 PM (rznWS)

292 Husband gave up on yard clean up and came in. "It's pretty bad out there."

D'oh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:29 PM (1ZOkK)

293 This about this:

The NFL is now scared of concussions.

Yet I'm supposed to think, "Gee, Hillary is so much tougher than a NFL player!"

Right.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:31 PM (rlfds)

294 @88: "Why not just take a Year off and Backpack through Europe?"

I did that years ago. Overrated.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Winters at September 02, 2016 06:32 PM (rznWS)

295 I want to invite everyone to the 12th Annual "We Hate Bush Day Parade" in Brattleboro this weekend. It will be a lovely celebration and a great time when everybody that shows up and participates in showing how munch they hate Bush. So please come and join us with the hating Bush festivities !!!!!!! It will be beuatifull event...........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 06:32 PM (NuElX)

296 Netflix has put up a Sam Kinison Special from 1987. Breaking The Rules

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 06:32 PM (bMG0w)

297 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 06:32 PM (NuElX)

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Poor Mary is cracking the fuck up before our very eyes...

*munch*

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (rlfds)

298 282 Is there a slot about 1/2" wide and 6" long in the bottom of the forend?

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (Sfs6o)

299 We still on this? I mean the skulls were two threads ago. gees...move on people.

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (5ThVX)

300 The NFL is now scared of concussions.

Yet I'm supposed to think, "Gee, Hillary is so much tougher than a NFL player!"

Right.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:31 PM (rlfds)

How many NFL playefs have dodged sniper fire while doing their job!?

Posted by: Hic? at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (UNMPM)

301 So please come and join us with the hating Bush festivities !!!!!!! It will be beuatifull event...........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 06:32 PM (NuElX)


So Mary plays on Team Hardwood? I wish I didn't know that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (oqkO3)

302
Kitten Academy!

(Whatever the fark that is!!)

Livestream of kittehs.

They're just laying there. Doing nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o74BnFSr8g

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (beRoM)

303 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (oqkO3)

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lol

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:35 PM (rlfds)

304
Livestream of kittehs.



They're just laying there. Doing nothing.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o74BnFSr8g

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (beRoM)


They're invisible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 06:36 PM (1ZOkK)

305 We Hate Bush Day Parade". ......... So please come and join us with the hating Bush festivities !!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 06:32 PM


Because hardwood is so much better?

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 06:36 PM (0G2eQ)

306 By next week the MFM will find something that makes big headlines about Trump, and this will be forgotten.

Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2016 06:37 PM (hIWCG)

307
They're invisible.

I see them.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 06:37 PM (beRoM)

308 @145: "LE, this is your choice:

1- defend a corrupt treasonous network of politicians, burrocrats,
and "journalists" that throws YOU constantly under the bus, and will
destroy the economy that your children SHOULD HAVE been secure in

-OR-

2- DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB"

*looks at who signs government paycheck*

*shoots Lavoy Finicum a few more times just to prove a point*

Don't get uppity, peasant.

Posted by: Da Feds at September 02, 2016 06:38 PM (rznWS)

309 Is there a slot about 1/2" wide and 6" long in the bottom of the forend?

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 06:34 PM (Sfs6o)

1/2" wide maybe, 6" long no. An inch or so, followed by a hole, then another 1" slot, then a hole, and so on.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 06:38 PM (Idu2i)

310 I will not be in attendance Mary. I do not agree with your position on Bush.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2016 06:38 PM (wDjEk)

311 So on a more serious note...how about a Beef Jerkey thread?

Techniques, recipes,best cuts of beef, or beefalo, whatever.


I mean Beef Jerkey guys! (Inclusive) Like seriously!

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 06:38 PM (5ThVX)

312
We Hate Bush Day Parade". ......... So please come and join us with the hating Bush festivities !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 06:32 PM

Will their be food trucks, lots and lots of food trucks...??

Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2016 06:38 PM (hIWCG)

313 Another USC player sent down, accused of doing a Cosby. What kind of loser ....

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2016 06:39 PM (0s1bS)

314 *Because hardwood is so much better?*

Damn just throw in crossbows, Ginger, and the 1911 and we have the makings of a flame war.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:39 PM (UNMPM)

315 Shit, off Hillary sock! She don't do no beef Jerkey.

Posted by: Goomba at September 02, 2016 06:39 PM (5ThVX)

316 >> Is there a slot about 1/2" wide and 6" long in the bottom


You tell me.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 02, 2016 06:39 PM (+0EeU)

317 Of all the issues that have come out today, the bit about losing the cell phones is completely overblown.

Lots of people misplace things after downing a dozen White Russians, amirite?

Posted by: Arch Stanton at September 02, 2016 06:40 PM (4Boke)

318

I like hardwood!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at September 02, 2016 06:40 PM (qul7b)

319 Y'all know what's coming, right?

That bitch comparing her dumb-as-a-kumquat communist ass to me dealing with Alzheimers.

I crushed the USSR.

Posted by: Zombie Ronnie *SMFH* Reagan at September 02, 2016 06:40 PM (rlfds)

320 I like turtles!

Posted by: Some kid at September 02, 2016 06:40 PM (5ThVX)

321 @163: "Period."

No, not in years.

*drools*

Posted by: Empress Hillary I at September 02, 2016 06:41 PM (rznWS)

322 314 *Because hardwood is so much better?*

Damn just throw in crossbows, Ginger, and the 1911 and we have the makings of a flame war.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:39 PM (UNMPM


Don't forget ketchup on hot dogs.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 06:41 PM (bMG0w)

323 315
Shit, off Hillary sock! She don't do no beef Jerkey.

Posted by: Goomba

Beef Jerky, No.
Tuna Jerky, YES!

Posted by: Dinged in the Head Hillary! at September 02, 2016 06:42 PM (3b9U4)

324 309 I'm pretty sure the answer will be to get a swivel stud adapter that fits into the slot and tightens down. If you look up Harris Bipod they sell them for about $12 and generally ship in expensively the next day. Just make sure your bipod has a little pincer arrangement with two opposing "teeth" that will clamp onto a swivel stud.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 06:42 PM (Sfs6o)

325 Proud Mary keep on burnin'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 06:42 PM (IqV8l)

326 306 By next week the MFM will find something that makes big headlines about Trump, and this will be forgotten.
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2016 06:37 PM (hIWCG)

---

No, it's not.

Posted by: Zombie Ronnie *SMFH* Reagan at September 02, 2016 06:42 PM (rlfds)

327 Didn't read the flaming skull thread below, or the follow-on one, so maybe it's been discussed, but .....

This situation really *is* critical, and T-Rump must not simply revert to conventional, limp rhetoric or strategy on this point.


The FBI has delegitimized itself; the Dem candidate is obviously not just sociopathically mendacious, but criminal, her very candidacy represents a sword held above the tattered remains of the rule of law.


T-Rump must articulate these things in brutal, clear terms.


Without the slightest exaggeration or bad faith, he and his surrogates can and should attempt to emphasize and denounce the collapsed legitimacy of the FBI, and declare Clinton unfit for any public office and a disgrace. In those words - and worse.


FBI Directors have 10-yr terms, but T-Rump should declare that if elected he will do everything in his power to restore legitimacy and competence to the FBI, and also he should call for Comey's immediate resignation.


The idiot criminal might win in November (that's how degraded the electorate and country are, and let's not forget the dim liliputian "never-Trump" cretins).


T-Rump could still do a great service, even if in vain given the overall state of things, if he put the collapse of the rule of law, our transformation into a South American oligarchy, unmistakably and irreversibly on the table.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2016 06:43 PM (QDnY+)

328 *Don't forget ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 06:41 PM (bMG0w)*

Ohhhh, i like ketchup on hot dogs! Good call.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:43 PM (UNMPM)

329 @165:"but, vote"

If voting worked, wouldn't we be up to our eyeballs in freedom, liberty, and limited government by now?

Last guy I know of who cast a vote that mattered was Oswald, and look what happened to him.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 02, 2016 06:43 PM (rznWS)

330 Off Gipper sock.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:43 PM (rlfds)

331 How many NFL playefs have dodged sniper fire while doing their job!?

Hopefully, Colin Kapaernick soon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 06:43 PM (+wjl1)

332 I'm 'socializing' the idea of a beef Jerkey thread.

Anybody?

Bueller?

*pours a tequila*

Anybody?

Posted by: Some kid at September 02, 2016 06:45 PM (5ThVX)

333 Gees

Posted by: Goomba at September 02, 2016 06:45 PM (5ThVX)

334 Comey as NFL Commissioner would be great with the concussions. "You forgot?! No problem, off you go..."

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 06:46 PM (F1ndw)

335 @202: "So Reagan was a dope (Alzhiemers)! 6 years into his presidency. > Bad"

Fuckin' amateur.

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson & Frank the Cripple at September 02, 2016 06:46 PM (rznWS)

336 Hopefully, Colin Kapaernick soon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 06:43 PM (+wjl1)

---

The image of him sulking behind Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines who were in front of him showing what THEY thought of the flag spoke volumes.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:47 PM (rlfds)

337 Rhomboid, I do hope !

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2016 06:47 PM (A1MMY)

338
If you go back to -2:30:00, you'll the kitten tumbling around.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 06:48 PM (beRoM)

339 >>>>I'm 'socializing' the idea of a beef Jerkey thread.



Anybody?



Bueller?



*pours a tequila*



Anybody?
.
.
.I bought the manual jerky slicer from Cabelas and it works surprising well.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 06:48 PM (iONHu)

340 My booze to relax muscle experiment isn't going well.


After 3 stiff drinks of something 11.9% alcohol and water, it's still difficult to sit in the heavily padded Laz-y-Boy chair for longer than 10 minutes or so. I'm kneeling in front of the computer on a rolled up yoga mat typing this.


Like an intern kneeling before Bill Clinton. Minus the yoga mat, computer and typing.


I will switch to Canadian beer shortly. I hope that helps.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 06:48 PM (oc5O1)

341 So on a more serious note...how about a Beef Jerkey thread?

Techniques, recipes,best cuts of beef, or beefalo, whatever.



I use beef, cut for stir fry. Worsteshire, and a liquid hickory marinade. Electric smoker at 180 for about 8 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 06:48 PM (4Utw1)

342 Oh...and SCIENCE BITCHES!!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 06:48 PM (oc5O1)

343 based on past history, I believe that Hillery will finally fess up when the FBI find DNA from Hillery's semen on a blue dress. Maybe Huma has one.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (2JQBv)

344 *shoots Lavoy Finicum a few more times just to prove a point*
***

Lavoy made it quite justifiable to shoot him. Ironically even if he had not, it probably would not have mattered the way things have become.

I recall the video where they kept shooting into the vehicle so people "would keep their heads down".
WTH did that become a tactic of law enforcement?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (hVdx9)

345 *After 3 stiff drinks of something 11.9% alcohol and water, *

I think i see your problem.....

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (UNMPM)

346 Hillary Clinton Fun Fact:

If dildos were harpoons, Huma Albedin would be known as Chappaqua's modern day Queequeg.

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (HVQlX)

347 @246: "Capt'n Crunch, nervously fondling Crunch Berries."

Captain and Tennille, can't stop dancin'

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (rznWS)

348 Proud Mary keep on burnin'
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 06:42 PM (IqV8l)



Mary was humble! Not proud! And she is not burning! That is your fate, heretic! If you persist in your heresies.

Posted by: Pope Francis at September 02, 2016 06:52 PM (mBYZv)

349 For those of you sensitive to MSG, Bass Pro has a brand that is MSG free and damned good.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:52 PM (hVdx9)

350 Captain and Tennille, can't stop dancin'


*****


So that would make Huma...

...Muskrat Susie?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 02, 2016 06:52 PM (mvenn)

351 So it's a Friday Night in a Lawless Nation.
What to do, what to do--------?

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 06:52 PM (d6TTt)

352 I started making jerky at home a few years ago. I get about 6 or 7 pounds of beef roast and use an inexpensive stackable style dehydrator I found on Amazon. I was slicing the meat with a very light duty slicer but gave that up and just use a super sharp carving knife instead with approximately the same results. I buy the Neco 'Original' brand seasoning but cut the cure packet contents in half. Takes about 5 hours to finish.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 06:53 PM (Sfs6o)

353
Hillary Clinton Fun Fact:

If dildos were harpoons, Huma Albedin would be known as Chappaqua's modern day Queequeg.
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM


Nantucket sleighride!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 06:53 PM (IqV8l)

354 345 *After 3 stiff drinks of something 11.9% alcohol and water, *

I think i see your problem.....
Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (UNMPM)

---

*pours shot of Capt 100*

Yep.

I haven't enjoyed a Friday afternoon dump in awhile.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:53 PM (rlfds)

355 @275: "You southern folk always seem to send your hurricanes up to Pennsylvania to die a slow, wet, lingering death."

Tell Gettysburg that payback's at bitch.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 02, 2016 06:53 PM (rznWS)

356 345
*After 3 stiff drinks of something 11.9% alcohol and water, *



I think i see your problem.....

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (UNMPM)

Actually 2 problems...Not a high enough alcohol content.Too much water.

I will make up for this in volume and report back as best I can.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 06:53 PM (oc5O1)

357 I bought some jerky today, Trail's Best.

I told the checkout clerk I was buying it because I misread the label as Trail Beast Jerky.


She was apparently not amused.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 02, 2016 06:54 PM (mvenn)

358

#NeverHitlery
#NeverNFL
#NeverAOSNFLThread
#NeverGloryHoleAttendantAtTheManHole
#Never36VoltBatteryPackIn18VoltSexbot

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 06:55 PM (qul7b)

359 >>>295 I want to invite everyone to the 12th Annual "We Hate Bush Day Parade" in Brattleboro this weekend.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 06:32 PM (NuElX)<<<

If I were so inclined, I could watch gaggles of lefties in real-time via the Burning Man live stream on YouTube in the comfort of my own hovel, Mary.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 06:55 PM (jV8Mq)

360 I'm all about Krave Jerky.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (+0EeU)

361 @298: "Is there a slot about 1/2" wide and 6" long in the bottom of the forend?"

*checks*

Well, whaddya know! If you lift up my gunt, there is!

Posted by: Empress Hillary I at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (rznWS)

362 Ace should do another Porn thread tonight, since it looks like there's a lot of new players in tonight.
Would be fun to read the comments.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (d6TTt)

363 *pours shot of Capt 100*



Yep.



I haven't enjoyed a Friday afternoon dump in awhile.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:53 PM (rlfds)

I tried Bacardi 100% proof several months back. It was good, but not as strong as I thought. It did the job, but not as quickly as I expected.
My friend from Jamaica takes Jamaican Rum and makes a very nice Jamaican Rum punch. I'm his adopted child but would never dream of asking him the recipe....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (oc5O1)

364 355 @275:"...die a slow, wet, lingering death."

---

"What flashed through Huma's head when the Post gleefully showcased her pervy husband's dong thisclose to her kid" for a hundred, Alex.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (rlfds)

365 My sense is that we don't think enough about how we collectively yet unwittingly force politicians to lie to us about whether they received security briefings.

Posted by: NdT, deep thinker gently fingering his solohole at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (sytq8)

366 By next week the MFM will find something that makes big headlines about Trump, and this will be forgotten.

Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2016 06:37 PM (hIWCG)


--- Just in ---

Was Trump RACIST for going to Mexico?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (P/kVC)

367 361 that's not your forend.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (Sfs6o)

368

3 more hours before my Friday Dump...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 06:57 PM (qul7b)

369 362 Ace should do another Porn thread tonight, since it looks like there's a lot of new players in tonight.
Would be fun to read the comments.
Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (d6TTt)
----
No-o-o-o-o. Fun, it was not.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 06:57 PM (jR7Wy)

370 Trump have any campaign speeches tonight? I hope so....

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 06:57 PM (Enq6K)

371 Posted by: NdT, deep thinker gently fingering his solo hole at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (sytq

---

*wipes screen*

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 06:58 PM (rlfds)

372
I'm all about Krave Jerky.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM


White Castle Jerky?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 06:58 PM (IqV8l)

373 Actually 2 problems...Not a high enough alcohol content.Too much water.

I will make up for this in volume and report back as best I can.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 06:53 PM (oc5O1)

If your posts remain coherent and your spelling doesn't go to sh!t, your not trying.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:58 PM (UNMPM)

374 You know, if we had a GOP that was actually interested in holding people accountable, they could do a lot with this. I'd start with the FBI. Impeaching Comey would be nice, but even better? Slash the Justice Department budget by 50%. If the FBI can't even handle a matter like this without fucking it up, why should we waste taxpayer money on them?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 06:59 PM (FYrz1)

375 341 So on a more serious note...how about a Beef Jerkey thread?

I thought we already covered beef jerky on yesterday's porn thread.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 06:59 PM (0mRoj)

376 No-o-o-o-o. Fun, it was not.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage....
Really? I thought much of it was hilarious, and some of the virtue signalling was funny too.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:00 PM (d6TTt)

377 Thinking about upcoming 9/11 anniversary and all the new 18 year old voters that haven't a clue about that day or the few years after. It made me think that I was only a year and a half when Kennedy was assassinated. It really had no effect on me on any outlook I had when I became a teen. I wonder how that effected the adults at the time and if it changed how people viewed things differently similar to the effect of 9/11 to adults at that time.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 07:00 PM (MNgU2)

378 369 362 Ace should do another Porn thread tonight, since it looks like there's a lot of new players in tonight.
Would be fun to read the comments.
Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (d6TTt)
----
No-o-o-o-o. Fun, it was not.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 06:57 PM (jR7Wy)

It was interesting if nothing else.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 07:00 PM (0mRoj)

379 359
If I were so inclined, I could watch gaggles of lefties in real-time via the Burning Man live stream on YouTube in the comfort of my own hovel, Mary.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 06:55 PM (jV8Mq)


*checks YouTube*

Shit, there really is a Burning Man live stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8_CLY3fAo

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

380 I recall the video where they kept shooting into the vehicle so people "would keep their heads down".


WTH did that become a tactic of law enforcement?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (hVdx9)

Suppression fire? Cops use that all the time.
Keeps the enemies heads down while your boys position the mortar.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:02 PM (P/kVC)

381 Sit around thinking ""If I was a Democrat what laws could I break today?"

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 07:02 PM (0G2eQ)

382

Beef jerky, every night... no...noooooooooo...

Posted by: Huma at September 02, 2016 07:03 PM (qul7b)

383 >>how about a Beef Jerkey thread?


I'm in. Or parts of me.

Posted by: Sydney Leathers at September 02, 2016 07:03 PM (+0EeU)

384 If your posts remain coherent and your spelling doesn't go to sh!t, your not trying.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 06:58 PM (UNMPM)


I'm actually pretty good after a lot of drinking.
I once did an experiment and beat my brother in chess after 12 beers. I didn't remember the second game, but I won......
I'm a contemplative drunk...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 07:03 PM (oc5O1)

385 369 362 Ace should do another Porn thread tonight, since it looks like there's a lot of new players in tonight.
Would be fun to read the comments.
Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 06:56 PM (d6TTt)
----
No-o-o-o-o. Fun, it was not.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 06:57 PM (jR7Wy)

If he does, the commenter Pepe should not be allowed to participate. I know way too much about his sexual proclivities and habits then any person except his psychiatrist should know.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 07:04 PM (MNgU2)

386
It made me think that I was only a year and a half when Kennedy was assassinated. It really had no effect on me on any outlook I had when I became a teen.

I was in the seventh grade. Didn't really effect me that I can think of.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

387 Had to cut out before it was too along, guess I should do some back reading

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 07:06 PM (0G2eQ)

388 I read a lot of the comments and there was a lot of uncomfortable revelations.

I took the opportunity to STFU.

Posted by: fluffy at September 02, 2016 07:06 PM (eiFlk)

389 Out of curiosity, posters on zerohedge (yeah, I know) often mention how many Trump signs they see versus how few Hillary signs. I think voter excitement will be a huge part of this election. Has anyone in liberal areas seen a ton of Hillary posters outnumbering Trump?


Although I'm in Canada, Americans I've known for decades who never, EVER talked politics are talking politics and hoping Trump wins.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 07:07 PM (oc5O1)

390 ?No possibility that Huma helped these 'lost' Hillary items---laptops, thumb drives, cell phones(13!), find their way to the Muslim Brotherhood?

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at September 02, 2016 07:07 PM (3ZttN)

391

Wow

WSJ on Fox basically saying, no big deal, we've heard this before, no smoking gun, nothing new

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 07:08 PM (qay+/)

392

Did you know you can mount your flesh light on a power screwdriver or, better, hammer drill and go to town like a Thai hooker on crystal meth and Sudafed?

Posted by: Anthony Weenis at September 02, 2016 07:08 PM (qul7b)

393
All this lying kinda makes Hillary a badass.
Got my frenulum all sensitive and stuff.

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at September 02, 2016 07:09 PM (yfObW)

394 well said, Rhomboid @327

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (swEzU)

395 Has anyone checked on Comey and his family, are they ok? What does the Clintons have on him or what did they threaten him with that would cause his brain to turn to mush.

All I heard before this was how much of a stand up guy he was, above reproach. Someone got to him or someone in his family.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (HBU7W)

396 >>> Has anyone in liberal areas seen a ton of Hillary posters outnumbering Trump?

Here in Massachusetts I have seen Trump supporters waving to commuters from overpasses.

Posted by: fluffy at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (eiFlk)

397 Yeah, as much as I like y'all, I really prefer not to know about your fapping habits.
Whole Lotta TMI in that thread...

Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (0jbUr)

398 Thinking about upcoming 9/11 anniversary and all the
new 18 year old voters that haven't a clue about that day or the few
years after. It made me think that I was only a year and a half when
Kennedy was assassinated. It really had no effect on me on any outlook I
had when I became a teen. I wonder how that effected the adults at the
time and if it changed how people viewed things differently similar to
the effect of 9/11 to adults at that time.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 07:00 PM (MNgU2)

Just about every person I knew said, "Fvcking Muslims" when the second plane hit. They did not need a news article to tell them who was behind it.
W's ROP propaganda is what shook out of it, and that is all the little kids know.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (P/kVC)

399 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

Best comment remembered from yesterday...

Ted Kennedy. Sober for seven years.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 07:11 PM (48QDY)

400 'Posted by: Anthony Weenis'

This person is an excellent example of the type of men we are looking for. Come on over to the shiny side.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at September 02, 2016 07:11 PM (BO/km)

401 Hillary is more of an idiot than a major, I met in Iraq. He had come from the Pentagon in the last 4 months of our deployment in 2005.

While writing Secret on some paperwork he told me it needed to be stamped Secret. My response was that we didn't have a stamp, so he said to get one from supply to which I informed him supply also didn't have one.

When putting the file in a cardboard box we used, he said it was required to be secured in a file cabinet. I told him we didn't have one and supply didn't have those either. If I remember right; he was a bit of a liberal, too.

Posted by: YatYas at September 02, 2016 07:11 PM (5v4w4)

402 397 Yeah, as much as I like y'all, I really prefer not to know about your fapping habits.
Whole Lotta TMI in that thread...
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (0jbUr)

---

lol

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 07:12 PM (rlfds)

403 >>>Yeah, as much as I like y'all, I really prefer not to know about your fapping habits.

Whole Lotta TMI in that thread...
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (0jbUr)<<<

Don't worry about me. There's nothing to tell. **sighs**

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 07:12 PM (H9MG5)

404 Did you know you can mount your flesh light on a
power screwdriver or, better, hammer drill and go to town like a Thai
hooker on crystal meth and Sudafed?

Posted by: Anthony Weenis at September 02, 2016 07:08 PM (qul7b)

Sudafed?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:12 PM (P/kVC)

405 380 I recall the video where they kept shooting into the vehicle so people "would keep their heads down".


WTH did that become a tactic of law enforcement?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (hVdx9)

Suppression fire? Cops use that all the time.
Keeps the enemies heads down while your boys position the mortar.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:02 PM (P/kVC)


Strange seeing as how the US Military can no longer use suppression fire in most Rules of Engagement... especially against those in Civilian clothes...

Would be up on charges in a heartbeat...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting..... at September 02, 2016 07:13 PM (qf6WZ)

406 'All I heard before this was how much of a stand up guy he was, above reproach.'

Who was it that said that? Do they still? That would give you a clue as to their nature.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at September 02, 2016 07:13 PM (BO/km)

407 So Hilly and her aides tell conflicting stories to the FBI (sidebar), and Comey lets everybody skate?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 07:13 PM (+wjl1)

408 It's intentional that all of this is being dropped on the weekend. Typical Friday news dump strategy we've seen a hundred times now. By next week this will all be "old news", not really worth a mention on network/cable news and it will all fly under the radar. Anyone who tries to keep bringing it up will be shut down with "everyone already knows all of this, and no one really cared when the news broke".

I'm sure by Monday and Tuesday the media will have lots of stories prepared to celebrate illegal aliens as heroic laborers and that villain Trump wants to get rid of them.

Posted by: Sjg at September 02, 2016 07:13 PM (gDSJf)

409 Sudafed is a meth precursor, pseudephidrine.
Or, uh, so I'm told.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:14 PM (d6TTt)

410 Here in Massachusetts I have seen Trump supporters waving to commuters from overpasses.

Posted by: fluffy at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (eiFlk)


That's a good sign.

Even IF Trump wins, he still has $90 to $200 TRILLION in unfunded liabilities that will NEVER be paid, absent a massive devaluation of the dollar.
There are SOOO many problems, but I'm hoping as a businessman, he can get the country back on the right track. Eliminating government funding of everything but defense would solve a TON of problems.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 07:14 PM (oc5O1)

411 As a resident of the Tampa-St Pete area, I can say that the storm packed a surprising wallop for such a comparatively wimpy storm, but nothing terrible. Some power outages that have already been fixed and LOTS of water.

Posted by: Locarno at September 02, 2016 07:15 PM (hlUyz)

412
Just about every person I knew said, "Fvcking
Muslims" when the second plane hit. They did not need a news article to
tell them who was behind it.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (P/kVC)






THIS

I was half asleep in bed watching the first tower burn on CNN when the second plane hit. It was like someone hit me with a cattle prod. INSTANTLY awake, and I knew for a fact that we were at war with the cocksucking mohammedans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 07:15 PM (LuZz8)

413 Would be up on charges in a heartbeat...
Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting..... at September 02, 2016 07:13 PM (qf6WZ)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 07:16 PM (rlfds)

414 Don't worry about me. There's nothing to tell. **sighs**


Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 07:12 PM (H9MG5)



http://tinyurl.com/hslyxlj

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:16 PM (P/kVC)

415 Just about every person I knew said, "Fvcking
Muslims" when the second plane hit. They did not need a news article to
tell them who was behind it.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM (P/kVC)


It took them till the 2nd plane?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:17 PM (Ozsfq)

416 Even IF Trump wins, he still has $90 to $200 TRILLION in unfunded liabilities that will NEVER be paid, absent a massive devaluation of the dollar.
There are SOOO many problems, but I'm hoping as a businessman, he can get the country back on the right track. Eliminating government funding of everything but defense would solve a TON of problems.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 07:14 PM (oc5O1)

A Trump win gives us more time to prepare for what's coming.

That is all.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 07:17 PM (Idu2i)

417
Whole Lotta TMI in that thread...
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 07:10 PM


Should have been marked Top Secret.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 07:17 PM (IqV8l)

418
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 07:14 PM (oc5O1)

A Trump win gives us more time to prepare for what's coming.

That is all.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 07:17 PM (Idu2i)


Well... he does know something about Bankruptcy.... /smile

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting..... at September 02, 2016 07:18 PM (qf6WZ)

419 W was slinging the ROP bullshit fast and furious after 9/11.
I often wonder if Anyone really believed his crap, or only mouthed agreement because of PC rules.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:18 PM (d6TTt)

420
I was half asleep in bed watching the first tower burn on CNN when the second plane hit. It was like someone hit me with a cattle prod. INSTANTLY awake, and I knew for a fact that we were at war with the cocksucking mohammedans.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 07:15 PM


Well, at least they are at war with us.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 07:18 PM (IqV8l)

421 Too bad nothing will come of this except a Clinton Presidency...

Posted by: donna at September 02, 2016 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

422 W was slinging the ROP bullshit fast and furious after 9/11.
I often wonder if Anyone really believed his crap, or only mouthed agreement because of PC rules.
Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:18 PM (d6TTt)


yes I was hugely disappointed he slung the ROP crap...one of the worst things he ever did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:20 PM (Ozsfq)

423 419
W was slinging the ROP bullshit fast and furious after 9/11.

I often wonder if Anyone really believed his crap, or only mouthed agreement because of PC rules.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:18 PM (d6TTt)


I was in Ohio and found LGF on the web by typing in "I hate Muslims" and other similar phrases. I NEVER paid attention too much before.
Only lefties believed his crap and MANY woke up that day.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 07:20 PM (oc5O1)

424 A Trump win gives us more time to prepare for what's coming.

That is all.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 07:17 PM (Idu2i)

---

This^

Unless there's an October Surprise that renders deficits moot.

With Hillary being backed by Soros, well, let's just say it wouldn't be a bad idea to get prepared before then.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 07:20 PM (rlfds)

425 Too bad nothing will come of this except a Clinton Presidency...
Posted by: donna at September 02, 2016 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

I think you need a drink and an optimism pill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:20 PM (Ozsfq)

426

It occurs to me that the logical evolution from SexBots is HoBots, robot Hobos.

Will HoBot hunting be pleasurable? Legal? Will HoBot pelts be decorative?

It seems unlikely you will be able to make HoBot jerky, will this impact Burning Times plans?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 07:21 PM (qul7b)

427 It seems unlikely you will be able to make HoBot jerky, will this impact Burning Times plans?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 07:21 PM (qul7b)
---
HoBots will be made of Soylent Green.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (jR7Wy)

428 I was at Walmart this evening and just waiting to check oput when the black couple in front of me started going off on Hellary. She was a lying Be-otch, couldn't even send an email etc. They were really mad. Suddenly the man turns to me and asks if I am a Hellary supporter. I say nope and they started off again. They weren't real happy with Obama, even though the woman said they had voted for him because he had done nothing to help the blacks, They were still killing each other and they were talking about how bad Chicago was and how Hellary would just continue this mess. They said they were voting for Trump because he seemed to care for people. I just smiled and said I thought that too. I know everyone in Walmart heard them, they were very loud. Our cashier laughed and said she was voting for Trump too, but couldn't ever tell anyone.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (HBU7W)

429 415
It took them till the 2nd plane?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:17 PM (Ozsfq)


Me too. At first they were reporting it as a plane crash. There wasn't any live video of the first plane hitting at the time.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

430 I knew we had been at war with the ROP since dumb F@k Carter didn't bomb the shit out of Iran after they captured our embassy.

Posted by: Octiparan at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (f1/cC)

431 Sudafed is a meth precursor, pseudephidrine.

Or, uh, so I'm told.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:14 PM (d6TTt)

OK, thought maybe it was one of those stories about people trying to amp-up on straight sudafed and end up blowing their eyeballs out.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (P/kVC)

432 I knew we had been at war with the ROP since dumb F@k Carter didn't bomb the shit out of Iran after they captured our embassy.

Posted by: Octiparan at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (f1/cC)

Being Jewish I knew since I was a toddler

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:26 PM (Ozsfq)

433 OK, thought maybe it was one of those stories about people trying to amp-up on straight sudafed and end up blowing their eyeballs out.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (P/kVC)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 07:26 PM (jR7Wy)

434 380 I recall the video where they kept shooting into the vehicle so people "would keep their heads down".


WTH did that become a tactic of law enforcement?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 06:50 PM (hVdx9)

Suppression fire? Cops use that all the time.
Keeps the enemies heads down while your boys position the mortar.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:02 PM (P/kVC)


Strange seeing as how the US Military can no longer use suppression fire in most Rules of Engagement... especially against those in Civilian clothes...

Would be up on charges in a heartbeat...

Posted by: Don Quixote,
****

In the video it was clear the initial shots at Lavoy were someone being trigger happy. Later, it was clear he gave them all the legal justification they needed- a good shoot in other words.
Per the video they had zero justification to use suppressing fire.
Wonder if they would be so trigger happy with BLM types? Or is that a rhetorical question?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 07:26 PM (hVdx9)

435 Ace, if you're still interested in the no porn thing, look into a drug called naltrexone. One of its uses is for internet porn aaddiction.

Posted by: Mellow at September 02, 2016 07:27 PM (OQY7D)

436 It hasn't been a good day for the FAB, but look at the bright side...




...tomorrow she may wake up and not remember any of it.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 07:27 PM (rlfds)

437 Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (HBU7W)


And I saw the SAME thing MONTHS back while channel flipping and landing on Dr. Drew for 2 minutes.



Black people for Trump! Zerohedge had a Black Panther Party leader on video telling a white guy Obama did NOTHING for the black community and Trump should be given a chance.


I'm hoping for a Brexit type of surprise.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 07:27 PM (oc5O1)

438 Having a Mexican lager at Oskar Blues in Lyons, CO. Some bluegrass band playing later.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 02, 2016 07:27 PM (8fxEg)

439 436 It hasn't been a good day for the FAB, but look at the bright side...




...tomorrow she may wake up and not remember any of it.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 07:27 PM (rlfds)

LOL.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 07:29 PM (UNMPM)

440 Oh, we should have a Fleshlight thread. We can all discuss our model preferences and all that. I'm sure the ladies would love that.

They could have a dildo/vibrator thread. I hear the famous Hitachi is the best, hands down.

Posted by: Rock Hudson at September 02, 2016 07:29 PM (DW+jj)

441 428
I was at Walmart this evening and just waiting to check oput when the
black couple in front of me started going off on Hellary. She was a
lying Be-otch, couldn't even send an email etc. They were really mad.
Suddenly the man turns to me and asks if I am a Hellary supporter. I say
nope and they started off again. They weren't real happy with Obama,
even though the woman said they had voted for him because he had done
nothing to help the blacks, They were still killing each other and they
were talking about how bad Chicago was and how Hellary would just
continue this mess. They said they were voting for Trump because he
seemed to care for people. I just smiled and said I thought that too. I
know everyone in Walmart heard them, they were very loud. Our cashier
laughed and said she was voting for Trump too, but couldn't ever tell
anyone.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (HBU7W)

I love stories like this! Maybe he is getting through to some of them.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 07:30 PM (Enq6K)

442 "Get this..."
But, isn't impeachment off the table?? Damn. Her, heh, requisition list from the Uniparty/Globalists must be miles high. If she can't cheat her way in, there's going to be hell to pay.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 02, 2016 07:30 PM (SeD0w)

443 OK, thought maybe it was one of those stories about people trying to amp-up on straight sudafed and end up blowing their eyeballs out.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:24 PM (P/kVC)
---


Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 07:26 PM (jR7Wy)

Hmmm. Interesting. I would take a half dozen Primatene tablets to get off, back in the days of my misspent youth.
It was ephidrine and over the counter, legal.
It sometimes made me a little high strung.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:31 PM (d6TTt)

444 You know NGU, I probably did too and I'm not Jewish. Just a kid growing up in Montana watching the nightly news and thinking that the ROP are crazy bloodthirsty losers.

Posted by: Octiparan at September 02, 2016 07:31 PM (f1/cC)

445
Here's what we're supposed to believe that Hills is the smartest, most qualifiedest person to ever run for president yet she's too f-ing senile to remember a security briefing or just about anything else and she's too f-ing stupid to know that C means classified. The MFM will gloss over this. In fact, just for misery I put on CNN and Wolfy Blitzer was grilling Rep Marino, defending the Beast and ripping Marino for supporting Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2016 07:32 PM (auHtY)

446 I've learned over the last eight years that Obama can do whatever he wants. So of course Hillary can do whatever she wants. Laws don't matter or apply to them.

Now let's say Trump gets in and proceeds to do whatever he wants. Well, then I don't care. If no rules apply to some, then no rules apply to all.

Posted by: Alana at September 02, 2016 07:32 PM (mr4GT)

447 According to the dump Hillary had a total of 13 mobile devices associated with her private email. All of them lost.

.

http://tinyurl.com/hkm9huo

Posted by: javems at September 02, 2016 07:32 PM (yOqwj)

448 Billy Jeff has been writing checks his cyborg, chemically enhanced business partner can't cash.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 02, 2016 07:32 PM (SeD0w)

449 Now let's say Trump gets in and proceeds to do
whatever he wants. Well, then I don't care. If no rules apply to some,
then no rules apply to all.

Posted by: Alana at September 02, 2016 07:32 PM (mr4GT)


Disband all public sector unions.

If that's not possible, defund everything.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 07:33 PM (oc5O1)

450 With Hillary being backed by Soros, well, let's just say it wouldn't be a bad idea to get prepared before then.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 07:20 PM (rlfds)

I've been operating under the assumption I have 'til January to arm up. After that, no matter who wins, it's time to find a hiding place.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 07:34 PM (Idu2i)

451 Here's what we're supposed to believe that Hills is the smartest, most qualifiedest person to ever run for president yet she's too f-ing senile to remember a security briefing or just about anything else and she's too f-ing stupid to know that C means classified. The MFM will gloss over this. In fact, just for misery I put on CNN and Wolfy Blitzer was grilling Rep Marino, defending the Beast and ripping Marino for supporting Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2016 07:32 PM (auHtY)

And Remember, those of us who take these security briefings and courses are taught to ASSUME everything is classified/confidential unless told differently. THAT is a basic rule. Maybe the number 1 rule and is almost idiot or FAB proof...ALMOST

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:34 PM (Ozsfq)

452

#ImWithHer.

#LateWithTheAlimonyAgain.

#IMissMyKids

Posted by: Ben Howe

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 07:34 PM (kdS6q)

453 Also, the beast would just carelessly throw the old devices away -- there was something about aids scrambling to try to destroy them, breaking one in half and smashing it with a hammer.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 07:35 PM (DW+jj)

454 Hmmm. Interesting. I would take a half dozen Primatene tablets to get off, back in the days of my misspent youth.
It was ephidrine and over the counter, legal.
It sometimes made me a little high strung.
Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:31 PM (d6TTt)

Oh geez. I could never take uppers. I'm wound up tight enough as it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 07:35 PM (0mRoj)

455 84 Let's remember that the FBI and the State department are ultimately beholden and accountable to the POTUS




WHERE IS OBAMA on this

Any body asked?
Posted by: ThunderB



UR rAzisT!

I iz pRofEsoR. mE sMurT

Posted by: Prof. Marc Lamont Hill at September 02, 2016 07:35 PM (20X6f)

456 if you're still interested in the no porn thing, look into a drug called
naltrexone. One of its uses is for internet porn aaddiction


Heh. It makes your wiener really small. Heh.

Posted by: Beavis at September 02, 2016 07:35 PM (Tyii7)

457 442 "Get this..."
But, isn't impeachment off the table?? Damn. Her, heh, requisition list from the Uniparty/Globalists must be miles high. If she can't cheat her way in, there's going to be hell to pay.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 02, 2016 07:30 PM (SeD0w)


There is no Constitutional bar to Impeaching someone even after they have left office.

And one punishment for Impeachment specifically in the Constitution is that they cannot hold any Federal Office or Position...

Impeachment would of course have to start in the House....

Balls in your Court Rep. Ryan...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting..... at September 02, 2016 07:36 PM (qf6WZ)

458 455 84 Let's remember that the FBI and the State department are ultimately beholden and accountable to the POTUS




WHERE IS OBAMA on this

Any body asked?
Posted by: ThunderB


UR rAzisT!

I iz pRofEsoR. mE sMurT



Posted by: Prof. Marc Lamont Hill at September 02, 2016 07:35 PM (20X6f)


Obama? Snorkeling...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting..... at September 02, 2016 07:37 PM (qf6WZ)

459 75 I guess we can never peer inside the Black Box of Hillary's Brain-Damaged Memory to see which is true.


"Hillary's"? But the label said Abby Normal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 05:30 PM (8ZskC)

That's what you get for rooting around in Susan Calvin's trash can.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 07:38 PM (brIR5)

460 Mrs Eez and I went out and shopped at garage sales this morning. Several vocal Trump supporting families out there; seemed well informed on all the issues. No yard signs, though, I only see them out in the small towns and countryside.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2016 07:40 PM (Z8DIA)

461 Remember the first letter of FBI is "federal," and by now, we all know what that means.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 02, 2016 07:40 PM (j2q0W)

462 Oh geez. I could never take uppers. I'm wound up tight enough as it is.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 07:35 PM (0mRoj)

I'm just an addict, well, I've got that pesky addictive personality. Yeah, that's a real thing, as far as I'm concerned.
I actually preferred the opiate family, but alcohol was my drug of choice cause easy.
Anyway, there's some TMI for you. I don't care.
Won't talk about my sex life, though.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:40 PM (d6TTt)

463 Opiates will do it, too. So if you want to get off your pron addiction, adopt a heroin/oxy/etc addiction.

I learned that with my hip surgery and all the RA flares. Get to flying on the opiates, and Mr. Happy goes dead. He will not budge, no matter what the stimulus.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 07:41 PM (DW+jj)

464
That's what you get for rooting around in Susan Calvin's trash can.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 07:38 PM (brIR5)








As long as it's Bridget Moynahan Susan Calvin, I'll root around her trash can like a crack-addled, starving raccoon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 07:41 PM (LuZz8)

465
GOP foreign policy elites flock to Clinton

The last, strongest bastion of the #NeverTrump movement: the Republican national security establishment.

www.politico.com/story/2016/07/national-security-clinton-trump-225137

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 07:42 PM (kdS6q)

466 Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2016 07:40 PM (d6TTt)

Eh, doesn't bother me. I do believe some people have addictive personalities.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 07:42 PM (0mRoj)

467 Surprised he didn't use the Cookie Monster defense...https://youtu.be/BovQyphS8kA

Posted by: RGallegos at September 02, 2016 07:43 PM (59GQk)

468 The last, strongest bastion of the #NeverTrump movement: the Republican national security establishment.

---

national security, huh?

I'm a shoe-in.

*hic*

Posted by: FAB tumbling into plane at September 02, 2016 07:44 PM (rlfds)

469 95 In MD, there are 14 people on the voter roles who were born in the 1800's. 12 of them are democrats... who are all registered in Baltimore City.

Hit Ancestry.com for the Social Security death lists. Compare and contrast.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 07:45 PM (brIR5)

470 >>According to the dump Hillary had a total of 13 mobile devices associated with her private email. All of them lost.

First, who the hell loses 13 phones in 4 years?
Second, who the hell is so careless with even one device that is used for classified communications?
C. (like we need a third) IIRC, Huma held on to her phone while she napped - Bill complained about that when bitching about how he had to go through Huma to speak to his own wife. So...was it really Hillary who "lost" 13 phones?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 07:45 PM (NOIQH)

471
Also, the beast would just carelessly throw the old devices away -- there was something about aids scrambling to try to destroy them, breaking one in half and smashing it with a hammer.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 07:35 PM


President Gallagher

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 07:45 PM (IqV8l)

472 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 07:42 PM (kdS6q)

Would that be the GOP foreign Policy elite that had us invading more countries than we did during WW2? Without a declaration of War?

No wonder they like Hillary... who engineered the Invasion of a couple more...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting..... at September 02, 2016 07:45 PM (qf6WZ)

473 463 Opiates will do it, too. So if you want to get off your pron addiction, adopt a heroin/oxy/etc addiction.

I learned that with my hip surgery and all the RA flares. Get to flying on the opiates, and Mr. Happy goes dead. He will not budge, no matter what the stimulus.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 07:41 PM (DW+jj)

All righty then. I personally can't stand narcotics/opioids. They just make me feel dopey and out of it. I filled a prescription for hydrocodone after my knee surgery but never took them. I'd rather have the moderate discomfort than feel that I'm without my full faculties.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 07:46 PM (0mRoj)

474 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 07:45 PM (IqV8l)

---

LOL!

Posted by: FAB tumbling into plane at September 02, 2016 07:46 PM (rlfds)

475 465
GOP foreign policy elites flock to Clinton

The last, strongest bastion of the #NeverTrump movement: the Republican national security establishment.

www.politico.com/story/2016/07/national-security-clinton-trump-225137
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 07:42 PM (kdS6q)

*types*
deletes*

Makes a note on who else cannot be trusted

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 07:46 PM (UNMPM)

476 >>> No yard signs, though, I only see them out in the small towns and countryside.

Trump signs in Massachusetts get stolen. There has been at least one arrest.

Posted by: fluffy at September 02, 2016 07:47 PM (eiFlk)

477 GOP foreign policy elites flock to Clinton

The last, strongest bastion of the #NeverTrump movement: the Republican national security establishment.

www.politico.com/story/2016/07/national-security-clinton-trump-225137
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 07:42 PM (kdS6q)

After today's revelations ( not that the ones before were any less ominous ) they should all be ashamed of themselves . Pigs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:47 PM (Ozsfq)

478 Madame President lost the nuclear football...again.

Posted by: Clinton Aid at September 02, 2016 07:47 PM (Tyii7)

479 Having a Mexican lager at Oskar Blues in Lyons, CO

I've been through there. See if they have O'dell's in the house. If they do, order a Mycernary. It's top 5 IPA ever brewed. If you order more than 2, make sure wifey pilots home. Or, get lucky.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 02, 2016 07:48 PM (SeD0w)

480 470
>>According to the dump Hillary had a total of 13 mobile devices associated with her private email. All of them lost.

First, who the hell loses 13 phones in 4 years?
Second, who the hell is so careless with even one device that is used for classified communications?
C.
(like we need a third) IIRC, Huma held on to her phone while she napped
- Bill complained about that when bitching about how he had to go
through Huma to speak to his own wife. So...was it really Hillary who
"lost" 13 phones?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 07:45 PM (NOIQH)

I posted this on an earlier thread....
The info on her cellphones and mobile devices is contained on pages 8 and 9 here: http://tinyurl.com/jtj5yu4.


In
it they don't really say SHE lost them. They say that the DOJ requested

all 13 devices from William and Connolly (her attorneys) and they

responded that they were unable to locate any of them.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 07:48 PM (Enq6K)

481 >>GOP foreign policy elites flock to Clinton


Not that I think highly of this crew, but given all the classified docs Hillary held on to - and other stuff like Bush era memos and intel she was not authorized to be "read in" on - anyone think that maybe there's a possibility of some blackmail to get some of these endorsement?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 07:48 PM (NOIQH)

482 My belief in how we should use force?
We go in like the wrath of God.
We are not only going to gore your sacred ox, we are going to gang rape it and put it on the internet in slow motion loops from hell.
The lives of my countrymen takes priority over yours. That is the price of your freedom. Period.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 07:49 PM (hVdx9)

483 "After today's revelations ( not that the ones before were any less ominous ) they should all be ashamed of themselves . Pigs"

---

Excuse me, you're blocking the trough.

Posted by: John *Hic* Boehner and fellow swine at September 02, 2016 07:49 PM (rlfds)

484 Balls in your Court Rep. Ryan...

There are no balls here.

Posted by: Rep. Ryan at September 02, 2016 07:50 PM (J3phO)

485 We are living in a Banana Republic, sans the tropical weather.

Posted by: ALH at September 02, 2016 07:50 PM (Z56vq)

486
"When Donald Trump is president he's going to raise Louisiana 6 feet with all the dirt excavated from building the wall."

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 07:50 PM (beRoM)

487 GOP foreign policy elites flock to Clinton


Not that I think highly of this crew, but given all the classified docs Hillary held on to - and other stuff like Bush era memos and intel she was not authorized to be "read in" on - anyone think that maybe there's a possibility of some blackmail to get some of these endorsement?


Posted by: Lizzy
***

You are giving the benefit of the doubt to those whom I am not so inclined to do so.
I suspect class is more important to these vermin than principles.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 07:50 PM (hVdx9)

488 Oh, that joke one of you morons cracked earlier, that said Hillary mistook NOFORN for NOPORN so thought it was okay?

Turns out that Hillary does doubleclick her mousebutton, as it were: http://tinyurl.com/zha2vhc

Posted by: the bunny at September 02, 2016 07:50 PM (6FqZa)

489 Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 07:46 PM (0mRoj)

I know where you can send them for destruction...Srsly, the way the Feds are demonizing legitimate pain killers, they are worth their weight in gold.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 02, 2016 07:51 PM (SeD0w)

490 And in unrelated but probably obvious news, I am hammered to the f'ing gills.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 07:51 PM (hVdx9)

491 Republican presidential nominee Donald Trumps son Eric Trump questioned Friday how Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton and former President Bill Clinton became enormously wealthy running a charity, which has become the focus of the campaigns allegation of pay-to-play corruption while she was secretary of state.
The question I always ask is, what product were they selling? If we make a buck, we sold a bottle of wine or an apartment, or we sold a hotel room. What product were they selling to make $150 million, Mr. Trump said on Fox News Fox & Friends.
Host Ainsley Earhardt suggested: Favors? The government?
Of course, responded Mr. Trump, who works on the campaign for his billionaire businessman father.
This is the leadership we have in this country. Somebody sets up a foundation. They pocket hundreds of millions of dollars. They say they come out of the White House dead broke. Now they are worth $150 million, he said.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:51 PM (Ozsfq)

492 shock

disgust

nausea

depression

that president clinton hasn't been impeached yet for the 38th criminal act. and counting.

start practicing.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 02, 2016 07:52 PM (WTSFk)

493 138 100 percent certainty that if DJT is elected AND Giuliani steps in and becomes the lead on an 'inquiry' in to the FBI handling of this Hillary case--including ties to the Foundation---Hillary WILL be indicted...and Comey will be very very lucky to get a non-felony conviction.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at September 02, 2016 05:41 PM (3ZttN)

When Trump wins, Obama is going to spend 12 hours a day every day for the next 9 weeks signing preemptive pardons. Then resign at 11:30 so Choo-Choo Joey can do the same for him and Mooch.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 07:52 PM (brIR5)

494 /rabbit foot sock off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 07:52 PM (6FqZa)

495 They say they come out of the White House dead broke.

Well, they certainly left with all the silverware they would ever need.

Posted by: Clinton Aid at September 02, 2016 07:53 PM (Tyii7)

496 ccording to the dump Hillary had a total of 13 mobile devices associated with her private email. All of them lost.

.
http://tinyurl.com/hkm9huo

Posted by: javems at September 02, 2016 07:32 PM (yOqwj)



Can't wait for the old drunk to get her hands on the nuclear codes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2016 07:53 PM (auHtY)

497 Get to flying on the opiates, and Mr. Happy goes dead. He will not budge, no matter what the stimulus.

Nor Mr. Bowel who must move.

Posted by: E. A. Presley at September 02, 2016 07:54 PM (3zi7q)

498 >>You are giving the benefit of the doubt to those whom I am not so inclined to do so.

I suspect class is more important to these vermin than principles.

You're probably right. Just thinking that the Clintons have a habit of collecting dirt on enemies (e.g. FBI files in WH personal quarters), as well as offing inconvenient people. Think Hillary gets a lot of people to just go along with her simply because they've been bought or threatened.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 07:54 PM (NOIQH)

499
Bush-Era Staff Member James Glassman Says Clinton 'Superior Candidate'

http://tinyurl.com/jkndw4s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

500 Jesus Yankees getting killed by Orioles...were is the rain. We want rain. We want rain

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:57 PM (Ozsfq)

501 When Trump wins, Obama is going to spend 12 hours a
day every day for the next 9 weeks signing preemptive pardons. Then
resign at 11:30 so Choo-Choo Joey can do the same for him and Mooch.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 07:52 PM (brIR5)

Wonder if he'll waive USSS protection so he won't have a federal LEO watching him every minute, every day, for the rest of his life.

As they say, the average American commits three felonies a day.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:59 PM (P/kVC)

502
who the hell loses 13 phones in 4 years?
Posted by: Lizzy



"Did I turn off the gas?"

"Yes, Grammy Hill. Now go to bed."

"Oh, good. I thought I did"

"...."

"Did I turn off the gas?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 07:59 PM (kdS6q)

503 On naltrexone, Mr. Happy still works fine when you want to do the sexy with other people.

But it is a destroyer of the Moron lifestyle. It's originally for alcoholism. Now that I'm generally sober, I no longer want to kill hobos.

Posted by: Mellow at September 02, 2016 08:00 PM (OQY7D)

504 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 07:51 PM (Ozsfq)

Trump needs to walk a tightrope when attacking the Clinton Foundation. He needs to address the specific pay for play incidents. Asking what product do they deliver will be countered with Trump's 100,000 or more donation to the foundation. He should still attack Clinton for enriching themselves from the foundation. In the alternative he can complain that 80% his donation went to pay salaries of the foundation when he believed it was going to help the needy.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:00 PM (MNgU2)

505 Bush-Era Staff Member James Glassman Says Clinton 'Superior Candidate'

http://tinyurl.com/jkndw4s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
***

Of course she is James. She is one of the ruling class that you count yourself among you sh*tbag.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 08:00 PM (hVdx9)

506 Bush-Era Staff Member James Glassman Says Clinton 'Superior Candidate'


A kinder, gentler tyranny.

Posted by: That RINO who always says... at September 02, 2016 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

507 Has Hillary ever been caught in a truth?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 02, 2016 08:02 PM (aCNZ6)

508 Finally, storm has passed. Gorgeous sunset. Sadly, our friends and their neighbors who lost their homes or had them badly damaged by the tornado, aren't able to appreciate it.

Got an e-mail from our club that they sustained severe damage and have "hundreds" of trees down.

We were so damned lucky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:03 PM (1ZOkK)

509 Wonder if he'll waive USSS protection so he won't have a federal LEO watching him every minute, every day, for the rest of his life.

As they say, the average American commits three felonies a day.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 07:59 PM (P/kVC)

Oh please those Shitcago thugs are gonna suck every penny they can out of us for the rest of their lives, and ours, and probably beyond.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 08:04 PM (Idu2i)

510
Dow 36,000: The New Strategy for Profiting From the Coming Rise in the Stock Market is a 1999 book by James K. Glassman and Kevin A. Hassett.

Largely discredited as misstating the risk characteristics of equity securities as equivalent to U.S. Treasury fixed income securities, it is commonly believed discredited for predicting a grossly inflated stock market. It was published shortly before the dot-com bubble burst, and predicted that the Dow Jones Industrial Average would rise to 36,000 within a few years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

511 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:00 PM (MNgU2)

Trump doens't have to do any of that...This was his son. He can have allis "surrogates" do that. He can stay above it all.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 08:04 PM (Ozsfq)

Posted by: E. A. Presley at September 02, 2016 08:05 PM (3zi7q)

513 >>"Did I turn off the gas?"


You kid, but Hillary was ill ~ month before her fall/concussion - to the extent that Sid Blumenthal sent her an email three weeks later to check in, saying he knew she had been 'behind the wall' recuperation (indicating she was out of contact with most people for week?) - and she forwarded the email to an aide with the question, "Did I respond to this?" This was from a very close friend, not some mid-level, forgettable bureaucrat, and she has no clue if she'd responded (spoiler alert: she had).

I'm starting to think that half of the travel was really cover for her being ill and not fit to interact with people.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j9n9ffh

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 08:05 PM (NOIQH)

514 I want President Trump to issue an executive order cancelling SS protection for life for every shitbag who has ever sat in the Oval Office.

Let those leeches pay their own security. Fuckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:06 PM (1ZOkK)

515
And an obvious reminder.

All of today's Fun Facts about Hillary's slapdash attitude were timed for release on the Friday before a three day weekend.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 08:06 PM (kdS6q)

516 Yes, I remember the DOW 36,000 crap. That's actually a sign that you're in a bubble, one that will soon burst, when you get lunatics talking like that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 08:07 PM (DW+jj)

517 Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 08:04 PM (Ozsfq)

Okay have his surrogates complain about the Clinton Foundation in general when their candidate gave them 100,000. That's a winner.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:07 PM (MNgU2)

518 470 >>According to the dump Hillary had a total of 13 mobile devices associated with her private email. All of them lost.

First, who the hell loses 13 phones in 4 years?


What sort of wild world does she live in? How does she lose her mobile devices so frequently and thoughtlessly and carelessly? Just what are the hellish things that go on at her place because it sounds like a nut house.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:07 PM (CFc5L)

519 All of today's Fun Facts about Hillary's slapdash attitude were timed for release on the Friday before a three day weekend.

Funny how that works, isn't it?

Posted by: The State-Run Media Complex at September 02, 2016 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

520 Yes, I remember the DOW 36,000 crap. That's actually a sign that you're in a bubble, one that will soon burst, when you get lunatics talking like that.


Posted by: publius
****

Yet the moonbats are 1000% convinced that is proof the economy is roaring.
What happens when there are more moonbats than sane people? Rhetorical question.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 08:08 PM (hVdx9)

521 Okay have his surrogates complain about the Clinton Foundation in general when their candidate gave them 100,000. That's a winner.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:07 PM (MNgU2)

He wasn't a politician then. He was a business man trying to buy influence ( legally). He did it and has admitted as much. It's no secret.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 08:10 PM (Ozsfq)

522 Bush-Era Staff Member James Glassman Says Clinton 'Superior Candidate'


Its a post modern world now. "Superior" means whatever you want it to mean.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 08:10 PM (20X6f)

523 Obama spent 25 years in a church without hearing anything so I can totally believe everything Hillary is saying too.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 02, 2016 08:11 PM (0o/oP)

524 Okay have his surrogates complain about the Clinton
Foundation in general when their candidate gave them 100,000. That's a
winner.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:07 PM (MNgU2)



He wasn't a politician then. He was a business man trying to buy
influence ( legally). He did it and has admitted as much. It's no
secret.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 08:10 PM (Ozsfq)

He was fairly blunt that 'pay for play' is an open secret.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 08:11 PM (P/kVC)

525 I was mailed today that Colorado has the fourth strongest economy in the US!! Top causes of the "boom": real estate, construction, and agriculture.

"Agriculture" probably means "pot" and a lot of that real estate is basically laundering operations for the pot money.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 08:12 PM (6FqZa)

526 523
Obama spent 25 years in a church without hearing anything so I can totally believe everything Hillary is saying too.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 02, 2016 08:11 PM (0o/oP)


Barry heard plenty in that "church." And the Rev. has hinted he was part of the "down low" boys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:12 PM (1ZOkK)

527
Someday we ought to do an AoS classic True Facts post for Donald Trump.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 08:13 PM (beRoM)

528 Now that the sun has gone behind the neighbor's house, it's really nice out here on the back porch.

Got the HQ, whiskey and my AR-556 to fondle for a while. No that's not a nickname.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 08:13 PM (Idu2i)

529 Barry heard plenty in that "church."

That "audacity of hope" book he attached his name to comes from a Wright sermon, involving white folks' greed and a world in need.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 08:14 PM (6FqZa)

530 I was mailed today that Colorado has the fourth strongest economy in the US!! Top causes of the "boom": real estate, construction, and agriculture.

"Agriculture" probably means "pot" and a lot of that real estate is basically laundering operations for the pot money.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
****

Florida West of the 80's.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 08:14 PM (hVdx9)

531 And, apparently, she lost several cell phones with classified info on them.

http://tinyurl.com/zwra7pk

I wonder if Huma took one of them home so her hubby could photograph his half-boner.

Posted by: RKae at September 02, 2016 08:14 PM (i+OYT)

532 I hope all you morons in the path of Hermine stay safe. She was a bitch here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:15 PM (1ZOkK)

533 How long before Tom Fitton (Judicial Watch) gets the Dinesh D'Souza treatment...

...or **puts on tinfoil hat** Andrew Breitbart treatment **takes off tinfoil hat**.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 08:15 PM (H9MG5)

534 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 08:10 PM (Ozsfq)

Who said it was a secret. My point is people will ignore any complaint about the Foundation in general coming from someone who donated a large amount of money to it with no problem. You don't think it's a problem. We agree to disagree.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:16 PM (MNgU2)

535 Huma married Weiner as cover. It's quite obvious.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 08:16 PM (hVdx9)

536 533
How long before Tom Fitton (Judicial Watch) gets the Dinesh D'Souza treatment...

...or **puts on tinfoil hat** Andrew Breitbart treatment **takes off tinfoil hat**.


Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 08:15 PM (H9MG5)


Or is added to the Clinton Death List.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:16 PM (1ZOkK)

537 Huma married Weiner as cover. It's quite obvious.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer

----

And why did Weiner marry Huma? His motive may never be known.

Posted by: RKae at September 02, 2016 08:17 PM (i+OYT)

538 Who said it was a secret. My point is people will ignore any complaint about the Foundation in general coming from someone who donated a large amount of money to it with no problem. You don't think it's a problem. We agree to disagree.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:16 PM (MNgU2)

Which is why I specifically said his surrogates should do it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 08:17 PM (Ozsfq)

539 We were so damned lucky.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:03 PM
~~~~~~

Glad to hear you made it through okay, Jane. Prayers for your friends and neighbors.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 02, 2016 08:17 PM (LhDi1)

540 There's an old saying, expressed in various ways, that goes sell when everyone is screaming "Buy!" and only buy when everyone is screaming "Sell!".

Another way that is sometimes put is there will be a crash when the last bear is dead, and there will be a rebound when the last bull is dead. As one of the Rothschilds famously said, "Buy only when there's blood in the streets".

You can see that in the Housing bubble, which peaked around, what 2006 - 2007. Before that peak, the bears were all discredited, housing was on a permanent upward trajectory and anyone who said different was an idiot.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 08:17 PM (DW+jj)

541
And why did Weiner marry Huma? His motive may never be known.

Posted by: RKae at September 02, 2016 08:17 PM (i+OYT)


She was an integral part of the Clinton Crime Family...

Its like marrying the Capo's Niece... you are suddenly a made man...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting..... at September 02, 2016 08:18 PM (qf6WZ)

542 She is a slow-moving woman. She has the SS surrounding her 24/7. She has staff at her beck and call. It is not like she zips around and people can't keep up with her. How in the world can she lose so many mobiles? None of this makes sense.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:19 PM (CFc5L)

543 >>>Or is added to the Clinton Death List.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:16 PM (1ZOkK)<<<



Arkancide outbreak on the horizon.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 08:19 PM (H9MG5)

544 And why did Weiner marry Huma? His motive may never be known.
Posted by: RKae



Because he wanted to watch Huma and Hillary go down on each other while he faps in the corner?

Just asking questions.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 08:19 PM (20X6f)

545
Glad to hear you made it through okay, Jane. Prayers for your friends and neighbors.



Posted by: IrishEi at September 02, 2016 08:17 PM (LhDi1)


Thanks. We have friends who suffered tornado damage. Our friend also had his truck smashed by a tree. Their neighborhood is devastated. Even the Weather Channel showed it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:19 PM (1ZOkK)

546 Ewww.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 08:19 PM (6FqZa)

547 499
Bush-Era Staff Member James Glassman Says Clinton 'Superior Candidate'

http://tinyurl.com/jkndw4s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 07:56 PM (IqV8l)


"She has the experience. She's got the character. She has the values," Glassman said.

No words.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

548 I knew housing was doomed when I heard in 2006 that the majority of mortgages in California that year were interest only.

I am not any kind of financial genius by any measure, but people who are smart should have seen those red flags waving.

Posted by: blaster at September 02, 2016 08:20 PM (ACqhm)

549 "She has the experience. She's got the character. She has the values," Glassman said.

No words.
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

Exactly. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 08:20 PM (Ozsfq)

550 537 Huma married Weiner as cover. It's quite obvious.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer

----

And why did Weiner marry Huma? His motive may never be known.
Posted by: RKae at September 02, 2016 08:17 PM (i+OYT)

Wasn't there talk at the time of Weiner running for Gracie Mansion?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 08:21 PM (brIR5)

551 oink

Posted by: Snuke-Sniffing Pig at September 02, 2016 08:21 PM (T+xcT)

552 Annnnnnnnnd there's more!

She also lost a laptop.

http://tinyurl.com/zmzewhz

Yeah. Make her president. Brilliant.

Posted by: RKae at September 02, 2016 08:21 PM (i+OYT)

553
Isn't it better that Bush's people are publicly endorsing her rather than Mr Trump?

I think so.

Bush was a shithead, and he surrounded himself with terrible people.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 08:21 PM (beRoM)

554 Wasn't there talk at the time of Weiner running for Gracie Mansion?
Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 08:21 PM (brIR5)


Before the sexting scandal he was on a bee line for the Gracie Mansion...the Front Runner and favorite

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 08:22 PM (Ozsfq)

555 542: None of this makes sense.
Posted by: washrivergal



That's because Hillary and her followers are lying. Its all lies followed by more lies that are then lied about.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 08:22 PM (20X6f)

556 I am hardly the most organised of people, and I've lost a few things over my life. But a laptop? 13 phones in four years?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

557 549
"She has the experience. She's got the character. She has the values," Glassman said.



Fuck the Bushes. Fuck them all. I've defended W for ages, but no more.

I have family (dad included) who fought for and loved this country who died too soon.

I'm sick of hearing about "Gamps" (HW) Bush, and the whole clan.

When that old bastard dies, I won't shed a tear. Fucking dynasty-loving bunch of turds.

Hope I didn't send anyone to their safe space with than rant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)

558 556 I am hardly the most organised of people, and I've lost a few things over my life. But a laptop? 13 phones in four years?

There would come a point where SS/DSS would assign somebody the job of making sure her electronics left at the same time she did.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 08:25 PM (brIR5)

559 >>>549
"She has the experience. She's got the character. She has the values," Glassman said.



No words.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:20 PM (sdi6R)



Exactly. Sigh<<<

.

Looks like someone is angling for a job.

Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2016 08:25 PM (yOqwj)

560 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)

Well said.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:26 PM (CFc5L)

561 Hmm. The comedy movie "Keanu" is out on redbox.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 08:26 PM (6FqZa)

562
Hillary and Bill Clinton's lies can actually perform mitosis, that's how advanced liars they are. They evolved, mutated, if you like, into pure lying organisms.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 08:26 PM (beRoM)

563 I knew housing was doomed when I heard in 2006 that the majority of mortgages in California that year were interest only.

I am not any kind of financial genius by any measure, but people who are smart should have seen those red flags waving.

Posted by: blaster at September 02, 2016 08:20 PM (ACqhm)

Warren Buffet selling his beachfront vacation home was a major tell as well.

Also, Sam Zell has been bailing out as of late.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 08:26 PM (Idu2i)

564 "She has the experience. She's got the character. She has the values," Glassman said.


This here is some funny shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 08:26 PM (20X6f)

565 I just got here, so someone has already mentioned this...yes?

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=292964

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2016 08:28 PM (ptqRm)

566 Hmm. The comedy movie "Keanu" is out on redbox.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 08:26 PM (6FqZa

I was looking so forward to its release I actually saw it at the theatre. I was somewhat disappointed. It was just okay.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:28 PM (MNgU2)

567 Glassman is an assman, and not in a good way. A bottom sort of way, he is.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 08:28 PM (DW+jj)

568
Imagine for a moment if Jeb was the nominee.

Just think about the campaign he'd be running right now.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 08:28 PM (beRoM)

569 Annnnnnnnnd there's more!



She also lost a laptop.



http://tinyurl.com/zmzewhz



Yeah. Make her president. Brilliant.

Posted by: RKae at September 02, 2016 08:21 PM (i+OYT)

AND... that time she flipped because she forgot her sunglasses and demanded the pilot return to the airfield...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 08:29 PM (P/kVC)

570 "She has the experience. She's got the character. She has the values," Glassman said.

I guess it depends on what exactly you're trying to do with all that experience, character, and values.

Defending American interests, or building a World Government?

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

571 Nah, Jane D'oh, I'm with you on that one. If he hadn't decided to run for President in 1988 I'd remember him as a capable CIA man during the Cold War. But he did run for President, and he did bow to the Democrats at home over and again.

I keep bringing up the "points of light" monument in DC, but yeah - it needs to be brought up again. The man was a communist. (Spell it with a lowercase c if that bothers anyone.) His beef with the Soviet Union is that he figured the US would do a kinder, gentler job of communism than Brezhnev was doing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 08:29 PM (6FqZa)

572 556 I am hardly the most organised of people, and I've lost a few things over my life. But a laptop? 13 phones in four years?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

I've lost purpose, faith and hope for the future. Also a couple of umbrellas and a pair of sunglasses.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 08:29 PM (0mRoj)

573
Jeb Bush would singing hillary's praises and wearing a sombrero on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 08:29 PM (beRoM)

574 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)
No safe space but I think you're way off base.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:30 PM (MNgU2)

575 Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:19 PM (CFc5L)


She didn't really "lose" the mobiles. They are gone now, so they SAID they were lost. Get it ?

Posted by: dagny at September 02, 2016 08:30 PM (brElc)

576 I am hardly the most organised of people, and I've lost a few things over my life. But a laptop? 13 phones in four years?



There would come a point where SS/DSS would assign somebody the job
of making sure her electronics left at the same time she did.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 08:25 PM (brIR5)

They should have dummy-corded her.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 08:30 PM (P/kVC)

577 She runs one Dept. and she gets 4 people killed because of negligence.

She runs one Dept. and she "loses" $6 Billion dollars into the ether.

She runs one Dept. and she puts vital state secrets and intelligence at risk because she mishandles the information for her convenience.

She runs one Dept. and she helps the entire Mid East burn, and stokes countless other fires around the world.

Let's let her at the controls of the entire federal leviathan, I'm sure nothing bad will come of it.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 08:30 PM (H9MG5)

578 Anyway, there's some TMI for you.

Believe me, in the TMI category your comments make barely a ripple . :^)
.
Won't talk about my sex life, though.

Thanks. I wish one others would follow your example.

Best to you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 08:31 PM (6HqlZ)

579 573
Jeb Bush would singing hillary's praises and wearing a sombrero on the campaign trail.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 08:29 PM (beRoM)

LOL. That he would.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:31 PM (CFc5L)

580 "She has the experience. She's got the character. She has the values,"

Means, motive, and opportunity? Why, I believe you're right.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 08:32 PM (w35Hj)

581 568
Imagine for a moment if Jeb was the nominee.

Just think about the campaign he'd be running right now.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 08:28 PM (beRoM)


Hell, he'd be endorsing Hillary by now.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

582 Their neighborhood is devastated. Even the Weather Channel showed it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:19 PM
~~~~~
Ugh. That is so heartbreaking. At the very least, it sounds like no one was injured? Hope that's right. And I know what you're feeling right now. We took a direct hit from Sandy, and incredibly, our house was spared. But so many friends and neighbors were totally destroyed. It tears you to pieces. You may find yourself suffering from some survivor guilt too. Helping everyone put the pieces of their lives back together will bring all of you closer and it's good for the soul.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 02, 2016 08:32 PM (LhDi1)

583 Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 08:29 PM (0mRoj)

I don't know what it is about sunglasses but I'm on my third pair since June.

I do have hope for the future though is a large sense, and I have hope that you're going to get a job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 08:32 PM (6HqlZ)

584 >>She didn't really "lose" the mobiles. They are gone now, so they SAID they were lost. Get it ?


So it's like Lois Lerner "breaking" her harddrive, yes?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 08:34 PM (NOIQH)

585 Helping everyone put the pieces of their lives back together will bring all of you closer and it's good for the soul.



Posted by: IrishEi at September 02, 2016 08:32 PM (LhDi1)


Husband is going to help our friends try to clean up tomorrow. All of Savannah has trees down, houses damaged, and thousands of people are without power. We were blessed. Big time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:34 PM (1ZOkK)

586 575 Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:19 PM (CFc5L)


She didn't really "lose" the mobiles. They are gone now, so they SAID they were lost. Get it ?
Posted by: dagny at September 02, 2016 08:30 PM (brElc)

Any way you look at it she comes off feeble-minded.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:34 PM (CFc5L)

587 Hillary's handlers come off as inept as the Hell Beast.

Yeah, let's elect her for president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:35 PM (1ZOkK)

588 101 And I bought the wrong damn bipod for my AR. Sheesh.

If there's a way to do something wrong, I'll find it.
Posted by: Country Boy


I first read that as wrong biped.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 02, 2016 08:35 PM (nvMvs)

589 Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

Don't look up what Trump did actually said about Hillary. It would ruin your guys little Bush hate fest.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:35 PM (MNgU2)

590 So it's like Lois Lerner "breaking" her harddrive, yes?
Posted by: Lizzy



I'm sure Lois had no idea how that hard drives got underneath that hammer and then wound up near a magnet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM (20X6f)

591 Irony alert #723:

Electric car almost sparks massive disastrous carbon-releasing urban fire when it explodes in the tinderbox grassy area above (wait for it) Berkeley:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2016/09/02/authorities-respond-to-burning-car-in-berkeley-hills/

Electric vehicles: Is there anything they can't endanger?

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM (jBuUi)

592 What happens to Frau Panzersuit when her puppetmasrer Soros has no use for her?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM (89T5c)

593 So. Where are all the GOPe ShitforBrains on this? Chinless Mitch? Lyin Ryan? Gowdy, the "Mouth of the House". Chaffetz?

Who is out there everyday castigating this stupid bint and those who defend her on every talk show and news forum; laying out a case for imprisonment. Not without snark or sarcasm, just laying out the facts and asking the blatantly obvious questions.

NADA. ZIP. NO.ONE.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM (1qrFE)

594 589 Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

Don't look up what Trump did actually said about Hillary. It would ruin your guys little Bush hate fest.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:35 PM (MNgU2)

When the work did not begin on Sept. 12, 2011 to shore up our borders my fondness for the Bushes tanked.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM (CFc5L)

595 Electric vehicles: Is there anything they can't endanger?
Posted by: zombie


Market-molesting subsidies!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 08:39 PM (V3IFq)

596 Meant to say 2001. Where has the time gone?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:39 PM (CFc5L)

597 Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM (CFc5L)

Do you think nothing at all was done or just not enough?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:39 PM (MNgU2)

598 Don't look up what Trump did actually said about Hillary. It would ruin your guys little Bush hate fest.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:35 PM (MNgU2)

We saw it. We get it.

I'll take my chances.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 08:40 PM (Idu2i)

599 Soooo....

Cities: Skylines on sale for $7.50 on Steam. Yay or nay?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 08:40 PM (jV8Mq)

600 When the work did not begin on Sept. 12, 2011 to shore up our borders[/] did not include massive armed retaliation against Saudi Arabia, Iraq and Afghanistan, my fondness for the Bushes tanked.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM (CFc5L)

FIFY

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 08:42 PM (1qrFE)

601 (Wa Po) Poll: Hispanics really, really don't like Donald Trump

(San Fran Chronicle) For Donald Trump, a day of political whiplash on immigration



It doesn't matter what the Beast does or did it will be all Trump bashing from now till the election

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2016 08:42 PM (auHtY)

602 597 Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM (CFc5L)

Do you think nothing at all was done or just not enough?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:39 PM (MNgU2)

Obviously not enough was done. The top priority should have been to protect American citizens from outside sources beginning with the borders. How difficult is that?
We also needed to take it to another front. The middle-east should have been glass post-haste.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:43 PM (CFc5L)

603 600 Oh FFS....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 08:43 PM (1qrFE)

604 When the work did not begin on Sept. 12, 2011 to shore up our borders my fondness for the Bushes tanked.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:38 PM
~~~~~

That's also the day all immigration from countries with any ties whatsoever to islamic terrorism should have been brought to an immediate halt.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 02, 2016 08:43 PM (LhDi1)

605 Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:43 PM (CFc5L)

So do you know what was done at that time?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:44 PM (MNgU2)

606
your guys little Bush hate fest.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck



"Oh, no! Bad bad Zoot! Bad wicked naughty Zoot!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 08:44 PM (kdS6q)

607 Great point, washrivergal. If there was ever a time to slam the border shut, 9/11 was it. Probably 90% of the American public would have supported it.

Bush didn't do it because he didn't want to do it. If I recall correctly, he reassured the Mexican president about his commitment to open borders. Then there was the "religion of peace" crap.

So instead we got the TSA treating each and every American as a potential terrorist.

The Bushes are globalists through and through.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

608 Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

Exactly. Now were stuck with mealy-mouthed pussy-footers who are afraid to say "Boo" so not to offend anyone. Meanwhile we're getting our own taste of terror.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:47 PM (CFc5L)

609 I forgot to mention that Muslim immigration and student visas actually INCREASED after 9/11.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

610
I first read that as wrong biped.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit
--------------------

I hope you weren't going to make any jokes, mister.

Posted by: Eileen at September 02, 2016 08:49 PM (0jbUr)

611 We told a lib "friend" about how I'm always ALWAYS given the full pat-down by TSA, and she replied, "It's the least you can do for your country."

I lost it, and told her how our Marine son was treated by the TSA on his return from Afghanistan, and she said the same thing.

I had to literally bite my tongue to keep from asking her, "And what about your alcoholic, out-of-work, living off you and your husband, loser 30 y.o. son?"

You cannot reason with liberals. At all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:49 PM (1ZOkK)

612 She lost 13 mobile devices and a laptop? *ponders the incompetence*... I know, lets make her president!! After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: IC at September 02, 2016 08:49 PM (KTFfX)

613 Obviously not enough was done. The top priority
should have been to protect American citizens from outside sources
beginning with the borders. How difficult is that?

We also needed to take it to another front. The middle-east should have been glass post-haste.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 08:43 PM (CFc5L)

The Compassionate Conservative ramped up student visas for ME countries immediately, turned what should have been a violent punitive expedition into Afghanistan into a nation building exercise, and created TSA (pure theater) to harass ordinary Americans.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 08:49 PM (P/kVC)

614 *hic* Huma, where's that nuclear football thingy? *hic*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:50 PM (1ZOkK)

615 537 Huma married Weiner as cover. It's quite obvious.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer

----

And why did Weiner marry Huma? His motive may never be known.
Posted by: RKae at September 02, 2016 08:17 PM (i+OYT)

Wasn't there talk at the time of Weiner running for Gracie Mansion?

Posted by: Fox2!
****

Exactly. She was supposed to be a stepping stone courtesy of her connections. Unfortunately he was such a perv it came back to bite him.
She got cover by marrying a phony Jew, and he got access to higher levels of power.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 08:50 PM (hVdx9)

616 I have to admit that I'm enjoying the Burning Man live stream that I have open in another tab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8_CLY3fAo

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

617 >>>The Compassionate Conservative ramped up student
visas for ME countries immediately, turned what should have been a
violent punitive expedition into Afghanistan into a nation building
exercise, and created TSA (pure theater) to harass ordinary Americans.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 08:49 PM (P/kVC)<<<




Thank me!

Posted by: Colin "You Break It, You Own It" Powell at September 02, 2016 08:52 PM (H9MG5)

618 616
I have to admit that I'm enjoying the Burning Man live stream that I have open in another tab.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8_CLY3fAo

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R)


Cleanse the planet. Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:53 PM (1ZOkK)

619 Er, well, not all of that... Pixy ate the highlighting of the Afghanistan part.

Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2016 08:53 PM (H9MG5)

620 Husband is going to help our friends try to clean up tomorrow. All of Savannah has trees down, houses damaged, and thousands of people are without power. We were blessed. Big time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:34 PM (1ZOkK)

So very happy you and yours are okay. Prayers for the community.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 08:54 PM (VnCI9)

621 Thank me!


Posted by: Colin "You Break It, You Own It" Powell at September 02, 2016 08:52 PM (H9MG5)

You built great foundation for Hills to build on.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 08:54 PM (P/kVC)

622 613 >> The "Compassionate Conservative" didn't do shit without the willing participation of the Congress full of traitorous democrats (BIRM) and their feckless, invertebrate GOP allies.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 08:54 PM (1qrFE)

623 This day has been exhausting. Going to bed. Ya'll have fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2016 08:55 PM (1ZOkK)

624 The "Compassionate Conservative" didn't do shit
without the willing participation of the Congress full of traitorous
democrats (BIRM) and their feckless, invertebrate GOP allies.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 08:54 PM (1qrFE)

It is like an open conspiracy.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 08:56 PM (P/kVC)

625 Wow. Burning man is rather large.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 08:56 PM (hVdx9)

626
So do you know what was done at that time?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 08:44 PM


No.
Tell us, please.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

627 I fly with my 90 year old father, who proudly wears his WWII vet hat everywhere, and he gets pulled out of line and patted down by the TSA. The last time they did this I lost it. I told them when they started patting down burka clad women and waving through Muslim men then they could pull my dad out. Two TSA people escorted me to one side, so I pulled out my cellphone that I had just retrieved from the bin. We got out pretty fast, my son was glad we didn't get arrested. It just made me crazy because there was someone in a full burka behind us and he/she gother waved through.

Posted by: Abby at September 02, 2016 08:58 PM (HBU7W)

628 Good night, Jane. Get a good night's sleep. I'm glad you got through safely, and I'm sorry about your friends.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

629 If Burning Man has that may participants, it must now suck. People ruin sh*t.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 08:58 PM (hVdx9)

630 It is like an open conspiracy.


Posted by: Burnt Toast


There's no conspiracy among bank-robbers, and yet ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 08:58 PM (V3IFq)

631
The crickets and frogs are very very loud tonight. And I don't even live in woodsy area.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 08:59 PM (beRoM)

632 >>>616 I have to admit that I'm enjoying the Burning Man live stream that I have open in another tab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8_CLY3fAo

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R)<<<

It's kinda like an aquarium--only, the sea monkeys have been replaced by neohippies on bicycles. It's something entertaining enough to leave up in the corner of the screen.

A massive air strike would make it even MORE entertaining, though.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 08:59 PM (jV8Mq)

633
The wildlife is restless tonight, it seems.

I have a bad feeling about this...

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 02, 2016 09:00 PM (beRoM)

634 >>>You built great foundation for Hills to build on.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 08:54 PM (P/kVC)<<<



Everyone knows Jamie Gorelick is the Mistress of Disaster, but I'm definitely in the running.


I helped halt the first Iraq War before finishing the job, I'm sure I was pretty influential in the idiotic nation building farce after the second, I gave aid and comfort to SCOAMF in his run to office.

Posted by: Colin Powell at September 02, 2016 09:00 PM (H9MG5)

635 625 Wow. Burning man is rather large.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 08:56 PM (hVdx9)


It must be bicyclists' idea of heaven.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

636 It must be bicyclists' idea of heaven.
Posted by: rickl


Lots of people to mow down with impunity?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 09:02 PM (V3IFq)

637 357: couldn't have said it better myself. they are all cancerous roids. just go the fuck away already.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 02, 2016 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

638
I helped halt the first Iraq War before finishing the job, I'm sure I was pretty influential in the idiotic nation building farce after the second, I gave aid and comfort to SCOAMF in his run to office.
Posted by: Colin Powell at September 02, 2016 09:00 PM (H9MG5)

You sucked as SecState as well.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 09:03 PM (VnCI9)

639 It must be bicyclists' idea of heaven.
Posted by: rickl

Lots of people to mow down with impunity?

Posted by: weft cut-loop
****

If you mean mow down with .308, yes... /s

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 09:03 PM (hVdx9)

640 '631
The crickets and frogs are very very loud tonight. And I don't even live in woodsy area.'

They are discussing their plans for you tonight. Evil, evil plans...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 09:03 PM (qul7b)

641 God, to think there was a time I had respect for Colin Powell. Seems like another lifetime ago.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 09:03 PM (CFc5L)

642 Stop acting like you're shocked that Canks lied.

Posted by: Titanium at September 02, 2016 09:04 PM (u9UgT)

643 631
'The crickets and frogs are very very loud tonight. And I don't even live in woodsy area.'

They are discussing their evil, evil plans for you...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 09:05 PM (qul7b)

644 Stop acting like you're shocked that Canks lied.
Posted by: Titanium at September 02, 2016 09:04 PM (u9UgT)


****

Who here is doing that?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:05 PM (YLidQ)

645 The Daily Caller has a new piece up about Sandra Fluke. She's put on a little weight, it seems.

Her contraceptive requirement bubble has likely burst, while another balloons.

She may be pushing for food coverage in health insurance now.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 09:05 PM (DW+jj)

646

Wow, bounce post...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 09:05 PM (qul7b)

647 God, to think there was a time I had respect for Colin Powell. Seems like another lifetime ago.

Posted by: washrivergal
****

I did until I heard he was the one who told Bush lay off the Iraqi's since it would look bad.
That is when I knew was a RINO b*tch.
When he supported Obama, I was not surprised. Race trumps everything else with some people.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 09:06 PM (hVdx9)

648 44 Stop acting like you're shocked that Canks lied.
Posted by: Titanium


Name one person who is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 09:07 PM (V3IFq)

649 'Name one person who is.'

Strawberry Shortcake!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 09:07 PM (qul7b)

650 Colin Powell - The Power of Media

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:07 PM (c+z1/)

651 Per WZ, Team Cankles lost her LAPTOP while mailing it back to the State Dept. Fuck yeah, there was classified info on it.

These people could fuck up a one car funeral.

*deletes next comment*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2016 09:10 PM (89T5c)

652 >>>616 I have to admit that I'm enjoying the Burning Man live stream that I have open in another tab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8_CLY3fAo

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R)


Paging Mel Gibson. Would be great to see Mad Max and a bunch of road warriors drive through and tear the place up.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 09:10 PM (PL2OL)

653 Shouldn't the frogs be eating the crickets?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

654 The Daily Caller has a new piece up about Sandra Fluke. She's put on a little weight, it seems.

Her contraceptive requirement bubble has likely burst, while another balloons.

She may be pushing for food coverage in health insurance now.


Posted by: publius
****

The lesbian "women" will still swoon for her.
I remember one bull dyke I worked with at Amex. Ugly and with no redeeming qualities. Yet she was a hot commodity with submissive lesbians. Her "girlfriend" also worked at Amex and had to keep a vigilant watch on her.
If ever there was a definition of sick and twisted relationship...
Thing is, I did see that multiple times. Bull dykes and "fan girls" looking for "daddies". Twisted stuff.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 09:13 PM (hVdx9)

655 Last night was the first good soaker rain we had all summer. I bet the ground is going to be crawling with baby frogs

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 09:14 PM (P/kVC)

656 You guys, seriously, she didn't "lose" devices. They were destroyed so forensics couldn't get them.


Let's not be naive. C'mon.

Posted by: dagny at September 02, 2016 09:14 PM (brElc)

657 Zero Hedge zeroes in on the "oh shit" moment someone realized they forgot to wipe the server before the subpoena issued

http://tinyurl.com/z66gmw7

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 09:14 PM (PL2OL)

658
So if Obama is a B+, does that mean that Hillary! is a (C)?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 09:14 PM (v3DL/)

659

Gone like the wind and they call him Pariah

Pa - ri - ah
Pa - ri - ah

Late at night when the cold wind blows
the fire roars, and the pine trees moan.

Pa - ri - ah
Pa - ri - ah

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:14 PM (c+z1/)

660 I hate crickets. Had an infestation in my apt. in LV. I was on the second floor and they were climbing up the plumbing and getting into the bathroom. They would hang on the shower curtain, which was brown, beige, and black so you couldn't see them. And they would leap about. I hate their uneven antennae, too. They give me the creeps.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 09:15 PM (CFc5L)

661
You guys, seriously, she didn't "lose" devices. They were destroyed so forensics couldn't get them.


Let's not be naive. C'mon.

Posted by: dagny at September 02, 2016 09:14 PM (brElc)

---
Canoeing accident?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 09:15 PM (v3DL/)

662 who's a bigger dick? colon blow powell or colon crappydick?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 02, 2016 09:16 PM (KP5rU)

663 >>>You guys, seriously, she didn't "lose" devices. They were destroyed so forensics couldn't get them.
Let's not be naive. C'mon.
Posted by: dagny at September 02, 2016 09:14 PM (brElc)
---
Canoeing accident?
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 09:15 PM (v3DL/)<<<




I'm not saying it was aliens, but... it was aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukookoolos at September 02, 2016 09:17 PM (H9MG5)

664
who's a bigger dick? colon blow powell or colon crappydick?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 02, 2016 09:16 PM


Crappydick is just an ignorant kid.
Powell had power over others.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (IqV8l)

665 651 Per WZ, Team Cankles lost her LAPTOP while mailing it back to the State Dept. Fuck yeah, there was classified info on it.


These people could fuck up a one car funeral.


*deletes next comment*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2016 09:10 PM (89T5c)


****
That's what they SAID. They destroyed it, duh. They didn't fuck up, they got away with it.

Posted by: dagny at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (brElc)

666 Looks like a busy day here at the ol' AoSHQ.

I'm probably not the first, but without reading anything else, I suspect I'm not the first to say: Hillory is NOT going to be the Democrat nominee for President, come the first Tuesday in November.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (Pz4pT)

667 >>>who's a bigger dick? colon blow powell or colon crappydick?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 02, 2016 09:16 PM (KP5rU)<<<



FBI Director James Crony. Shoulda been a man and dropped the hammer (or a house) on Hellary.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (H9MG5)

668

How much is that hadji in the burka?
The one with scraggly beard
How much is that hadji in the burka?
I hope that hadji's queer.

I must make a trip to Mecca
And leave my butt buddy alone
if he gets a hadji he won't be lonesome
And the hadji will get really boned.

How much is that hadji in the burka?
The one with scraggly beard
How much is that hadji in the burka?
I hope that hadji's queer.

I rad in the papers there are women
With vaginas shiny and tight
My butt buddy needs a hadji to protect him
And keep his weenie soft and outta sight.

I dont want a goat or a sheep
I dont want a little boy
I dont want a fleshlight.

How much is that hadji in the burka?
The one with scraggly beard
How much is that hadji in the burka?
I hope that hadji's queer.

Posted by: Barky at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (qul7b)

669 >>>They give me the creeps.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 09:15 PM (CFc5L)

Hey do you mind if I hang out deep in the toes of your shoe? I'll just chill out there if it's okay with you.

Posted by: Giant Squishy Cricket at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (j6jjQ)

670 A New World Order.

Posted by: Poppy Bush at September 02, 2016 09:20 PM (T+xcT)

671 Used to be "plausible deniability" was the gold standard for shifty politicians engaged in various crimes & misdemeanors. HRC has lowered the bar, totally skipping plain deniability and arriving at something like "undeniable, but I'll deny it anyway." Kind of like Monty Python's dead parrot sketch, but more horrible than funny.

Related: "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 09:21 PM (LMcFk)

672 >>>Hey do you mind if I hang out deep in the toes of your shoe? I'll just chill out there if it's okay with you.

Posted by: Giant Squishy Cricket at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (j6jjQ)<<<

Back off. This is my safe space.

Posted by: a lurking spider at September 02, 2016 09:22 PM (H9MG5)

673 They give me the creeps.
Posted by: washrivergal
****

Underwear drawer! SCORE!

Posted by: Big ol' Cricket at September 02, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)

674 We're gonna need an early ONT to preform an
eeee motion nal res cue.

This thread is dying.


Where have all the coments gone,
long time passing.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:22 PM (c+z1/)

675 Let's not be naive. C'mon.

Posted by: dagny at September 02, 2016 09:14 PM (brElc)


Further, the miserable slow death she is suffering now: That's the Obama Administration's big fat F you to this broad. And her shitty husband who insulted Prince Four-Putt.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:22 PM (Pz4pT)

676 A New World Order.
Posted by: Poppy Bush at September 02, 2016 09:20 PM (T+xcT)


Speaking of New Order released an album this year. I think I listened to it once, maybe twice.


You can't, as they say, go home again.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:24 PM (Pz4pT)

677 Just got home, so late to the thread, but I'll leave this here for anyone who's curious:



http://tinyurl.com/hknwkfc


It's a basic security refresher, required annually by everyone that may come into contact with classified information. This one is from Northrop Grumman, but they're all pretty much the same, both in industry and in government. Here's the thing: not only should she have had initial training, SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN AND SIGNED FOR IT EVERY YEAR.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 02, 2016 09:24 PM (GUBah)

678 >> Further, the miserable slow death she is suffering now: That's the Obama Administration's big fat F you to this broad. And her shitty husband who insulted Prince Four-Putt.


But the JEF knows if she goes to jail, he goes to jail. Jeh Johnson will federalize the election and sort it out for them.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 09:24 PM (PL2OL)

679 Hey do you mind if I hang out deep in the toes of your shoe? I'll just chill out there if it's okay with you.

Posted by: Giant Squishy Cricket at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (j6jjQ)

Back off. This is my safe space.


Posted by: a lurking spider
****

(Pulls gun)
Get your shine box.

Posted by: Big ol' Cricket at September 02, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)

680
Actually, Comey did, in fact, drop the hammer on Hillary AND the DOJ.

Spelled it all out, laid out all the evidence; even the limited scope he was given for his security audit.

It's up to the voters to decide now.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:25 PM (c+z1/)

681
Hillarys! newest defense strategy reminds me of this old Steve Martin comedy bit.
youtube.com/watch?v=l00GGEy_72c

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 09:26 PM (v3DL/)

682

Announcer:

We would like to apologize for the way in which politicians (Hitlery (C)liton) are represented in this programme. It was never our intention to imply that politicians (Hitlery (C)liton)are weak-kneed, political time-servers who are more concerned with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government. Nor to suggest at any point that they (Hitlery (C)liton) sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well-being of the people they (Hitlery (C)liton) supposedly represent. Nor to imply at any stage that they (Hitlery (C)liton) are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor indeed do we intend that viewers should consider them (Hitlery (C)liton) as crabby, ulcerous, little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 09:27 PM (qul7b)

683 >>>Further, the miserable slow death she is suffering now: That's the Obama Administration's big fat F you to this broad. And her shitty husband who insulted Prince Four-Putt.

It's amazing how many want to believe this fantasy. This is why I won the bet with the sultry iforgot. Did you miss where Michelle and Barack both glowingly endorsed Hillary at the convention? They may not really be close, but they are throwing weight behind her.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 02, 2016 09:27 PM (j6jjQ)

684
THIS IS A PEET'S COFFEE HOUSE!!!

*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 09:28 PM (LuZz8)

685 @ 599

Get City:skylines. It's the Simcity they should have made.

Posted by: Mellow at September 02, 2016 09:28 PM (OQY7D)

686
With Obama's track record, I don't think I would want his glowing endorsement.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:29 PM (c+z1/)

687 Spelled it all out, laid out all the evidence; even the limited scope he was given for his security audit.

It's up to the voters to decide now.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:25 PM (c+z1/)

****

Sure, just like John "it'a tax" Roberts, huh?

Bullshit. Both of them could have dropped the hammer. Not buying the let the voters decide thing, when they could have decided to use the plain text of the law to do what was right and legal.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:30 PM (YLidQ)

688 I'm probably not the first, but without reading
anything else, I suspect I'm not the first to say: Hillory is NOT
going to be the Democrat nominee for President, come the first Tuesday
in November.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM
~~~~

Actually, I think you are the first.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 02, 2016 09:30 PM (LhDi1)

689
With Obama's track record, I don't think I would want his glowing endorsement.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:29 PM


He has a 56% approval rating.
Unemployment is at 4.9%
There are no bread lines ala Venezuela.

The numbers may be bogus but they are the numbers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 09:32 PM (IqV8l)

690 Everyone's waiting, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the Over Night
Workin, workin, working for the Over Night

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:32 PM (c+z1/)

691 680
Actually, Comey did, in fact, drop the hammer on Hillary AND the DOJ.

Spelled it all out, laid out all the evidence; even the limited scope he was given for his security audit.

It's up to the voters to decide now.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:25 PM (c+z1/)


I don't remember who said it, but one theory is that Comey knew the DoJ wouldn't prosecute her, so recommending prosecution was pointless. Maybe releasing information like this to destroy her chances of being elected is the best he can do.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

692 I'm probably not the first, but without reading
anything else, I suspect I'm not the first to say: Hillory is NOT
going to be the Democrat nominee for President, come the first Tuesday
in November.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM
~~~~

Actually, I think you are the first.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 02, 2016 09:30 PM (LhDi1)

****

Yes, yes you are Burt. Is this that fantasy thing where Joey Choo Choo swoops in and takes it all, despite not being able to even be on the ballot in over 30 states?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:33 PM (YLidQ)

693 Great news!!!



After finishing off 750 ml of something that's 11.9% alcohol and another 2.5 Canadian beers (Labatt's Blue), I am moderately comfortably sitting in the very well padded Laz_Y_Boy computer chair with only moderate amounts of unpleasantness.



My desire for porn has increased even after reading much of the porn thread. But the pain has gone down and the muscles seem to have relaxed.



Now, if we can just keep ace loaded for 2 or 3 weeks, all will be well...



And bonus points for correct grammar and spelling after so much alcohol...



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 09:34 PM (oc5O1)

694 love this part from the FBI report:

"To accomplish this [redacted] transferred all of the Clinton e-mail content to a personal Google email (Gmail) address he created, [redacted]@gmail.com, and then downloaded all of the e-mail content from the Gmail account to a mailbox named "HRC Archive" with the e-mail address hrcarchive@clintonemail.com on the Platte River Networks Server."

So what ads does Google serve up to you after you do this? Discounts on drone missiles?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 09:35 PM (PL2OL)

695 And bonus points for correct grammar and spelling after so much alcohol...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 09:34 PM (oc5O1)

****

So we get bonus points because you're drunk? Cool!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:35 PM (YLidQ)

696 Ok, bonus points for Lay-Z-Boy.


Now I'm good.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 09:36 PM (oc5O1)

697
despite not being able to even be on the ballot in over 30 states?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:33 PM


Rules don't mean anything. Remember Frank Lautenberg?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 09:36 PM (IqV8l)

698

The voices inside my head demand that I cautiously rise in Point of Order to politely suggest that it is "President Elect" that Hillary is not going to be in November. Not Democrate Nominee.

I respectfully yield the remainder of my time.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:37 PM (c+z1/)

699 Rules don't mean anything. Remember Frank Lautenberg?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 09:36 PM (IqV8l)

*****

Sure, but in this day and age I don't think even they could even come close to pulling this off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:38 PM (YLidQ)

700 No, voices, it's not "up to the voters" to decide criminal matters involving systematic widespread grievous intentional violations of the Espionage Act, obstruction of justice, perjury, and conspiracy.


That's law enforcement's job, their reason for existence, in this case the FBI's job.


Comey could have publicly bitched about the absurd limitations of his initial inquiry - which obviously put him and the agency in the actual position of committing crimes themselves through failure to investigate known serious security violations.


He also - obviously - made a fool of himself, and beclowned and delegitimized his agency, and disgraced that agency and his country, when he pretended to believe that 1 + 1 = 7 by failing to recommend indictment.


Comey lacks the intelligence and character for his position - obviously. Either he's incredibly mendacious, or he's an idiot who thinks his "job" is to play amateur 18-dimensional chess with the country's rule of law and highest offices. Pretty clear choice.


Probably just part of the steep dive in intelligence we've witnessed in Beltway officialdom, "elites", and Beltway-mindset voters - but there's this epidemic of small, incapable people in huge jobs not understanding their roles.


There's this disgraceful, disastrous, indefensible Comey crap, and then there was chief "justice" Roberts with his jaw-dropping statement that the court's job was not to save voters from their choices - an unprecedented wildly inappropriate sort of comment from a SCOTUS employee that also precisely *misstated* the court's own jealously guarded self-appoint role as arbiter of the constitutionality of legislation.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2016 09:38 PM (QDnY+)

701 Sit during the national anthem? Sign me up if it involves sitting! FDR had it made...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 09:40 PM (4ICl5)

702 Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2016 09:38 PM (QDnY+)

*****

That's a whole lotta words to say what I said at 687.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:41 PM (YLidQ)

703

"Hitlery! What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

Posted by: Slave Owner at September 02, 2016 09:41 PM (qul7b)

704 Did you miss where Michelle and Barack both glowingly endorsed Hillary at the convention?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 02, 2016 09:27 PM (j6jjQ)


Not unlike when the magician saws a lady in half. Yes, I see it, but my eyes are NOT the only source of information here.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:42 PM (Pz4pT)

705 MWNP, you're welcome!

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2016 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

706 Dick Cheney eviscerated Colon Bowel in his book.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2016 09:43 PM (2yDBn)

707 Comey is a whore. Period.

Posted by: Big ol' Cricket at September 02, 2016 09:43 PM (hVdx9)

708 MWNP, you're welcome!
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2016 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

*****

Always taking the extremely long way must get exhausting.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:44 PM (YLidQ)

709 1 + 1 = 7

Thank you! Been looking for the answer to that all night.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2016 09:45 PM (4ICl5)

710 >>>685 Get City:skylines. It's the Simcity they should have made.

Posted by: Mellow at September 02, 2016 09:28 PM (OQY7D)<<<

Thanks! I've been following it for a while and it looks great, but have been waiting for a good time to pick it up. I went ahead and bought it as well as the After Dark DLC. I'm aware that day/night cycles were already added for free, but the additional game mechanics made it look worth while. I've made far stupider purchases for way, way more than $12.50 in my lifetime...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 09:45 PM (jV8Mq)

711 Yes, yes you are Burt. Is this that fantasy thing where Joey Choo Choo swoops in and takes it all, despite not being able to even be on the ballot in over 30 states?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:33 PM (YLidQ)


Sorry, I don't have a conspiracy theory for you. I just see with my own eyes, a slow steady drip of new information of her criminal behavior. The only entity I can imagine with the power to do that, is the current Administration.

If you have a better theory, let's hear it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:45 PM (Pz4pT)

712 Sock off.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

713
I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that the only thing left for me to do is to go out in a hedonistic blaze of glory, smothered in peanut butter, hookers and blow.

The fact that I'd feel the same way if it was the height of the Reagan Administration isn't relevant.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2016 09:46 PM (LuZz8)

714 Because historical!1! And guilt!1!

Posted by: The 56%ers at September 02, 2016 09:46 PM (Tyii7)

715

Did you know there is a golden ticket at the bottom of every jar of paste?

It's good for one free shock treatment at Home Depot!

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo at September 02, 2016 09:46 PM (qul7b)

716 Rhomboid,

I see your point, but like the monkey at the bottom of a pile of pig shit, frantically searching for the cork to put back in the pig's ass, I'm searching for the humor here.

I know there is a joke here somewhere.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:46 PM (c+z1/)

717 Hey, before writes the 1500 word review, you can all still catch the movie about Barack and Michelle's first date.


On a separate note, I've seen many pictures of Michelle on the internet with some sort of bulge in the crotch area.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 09:46 PM (oc5O1)

718 'On a separate note, I've seen many pictures of Michelle on the internet with some sort of bulge in the crotch area.'

Gazer...

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo at September 02, 2016 09:47 PM (qul7b)

719
On a separate note, I've seen many pictures of Michelle on the internet with some sort of bulge in the crotch area.

Did you ever see that movie "Alien?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 09:48 PM (IqV8l)

720 I just saw a picture of Hillary wearing some sort of hideous, baggy green outfit. Then I realized its actually form fitting.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 02, 2016 09:49 PM (s7hQ/)

721 Perhaps a dumb question (haven't read the comments) but if there's documentation showing she was in a briefing, wouldn't it mention who gave the briefing.

Because I would imagine their memory is better.

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2016 09:50 PM (3Liv/)

722 >>>Not unlike when the magician saws a lady in half. Yes, I see it, but my eyes are NOT the only source of information here.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:42 PM (Pz4pT)

Okay, what's the other? Your imagination?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 02, 2016 09:51 PM (j6jjQ)

723 "Hey, before writes the 1500 word review, you can all still catch the movie about Barack and Michelle's first date."

Wasn't he still going by "Barry" when they first met?

Posted by: M at September 02, 2016 09:51 PM (w+Jhj)

724 SpaceX has said that yesterday's explosion occurred at the T-8:00 point in the countdown. Yesterday, most of the initial reports were that it happened at the 3 or 5 minute mark.

There are all kinds of theories as to the cause. Some think it was internal, like a helium tank failure, or a failure of the bulkhead separating the LOX and RP-1 tanks. Others think it occurred outside the rocket, where the umbilicals connected to the side of the second stage.

It happened during propellant loading. There were clouds of LOX boiling off, which is normal, and if the RP-1 got mixed with it somehow, any random spark could have set it off.

We don't know whether the people in Launch Control had indications that something was wrong, or whether they were taken by surprise.

The SpaceX Reddit had a comment bu a Cape Canaveral firefighter who described the damage to the launch pad as severe.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

725 >>>Actually, Comey did, in fact, drop the hammer on Hillary AND
the DOJ. Spelled it all out, laid out all the evidence; even the
limited scope he was given for his security audit.

It's up to the voters to decide now.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 09:25 PM (c+z1/)<<<




He dropped one of those squeaky plastic toy hammers you give a five year old to play with.



Anyone
with a spine and sense of integrity would have come out and said, fuck
you Loretta, fuck you Barry, fuck you Hillary, I'm not gonna be your
pawn. If anyone else was found to have done what we uncovered during
this (extremely stunted) investigation, and their last name was anything
other than Clinton, they'd already be sitting in a cell. That's my
recommendation. She needs to be tried. There's plenty of evidence for an
easy conviction. Go get her, or play your political games, and eat that
shit sandwich yourselves.



Was he afraid of getting
fired? I'm sure he'd have done all right finding future employment? Was
he scared of being harassed by the full weight of SCOAMF's weaponized
bureaucracy? I'd wager that would be seen for the blatantly retributive farce
that it was, and it wouldn't get far (at least under a future Trump
administration). Was he afraid for his safety? Well, if that's the case
then we have far, FAR, bigger problems, and more people need to be
removed from office, and likely jailed.



But he didn't. He said, gee wiz, sure Hillary acted badly and it's troubling, but oh well. He washed his hands like Pilate, knowing that SoS Hillary likely got people killed with her extreme negligence, and aware that a POTUS Hillary is likely to be far worse.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 09:52 PM (H9MG5)

726 "Hey, before writes the 1500 word review, you can all still catch the movie about Barack and Michelle's first date."

Wasn't he still going by "Barry" when they first met?

Posted by: M at September 02, 2016 09:51 PM (w+Jhj)



And "she" was still going by Michael

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2016 09:53 PM (auHtY)

727 Listening to Levin now, caller doubts that a concussion caused all her problems.

Thinks it's a blood clotting problem, stroke, or Lupus.

What a crazy guy. It's never Lupus!

Posted by: Dr. House at September 02, 2016 09:55 PM (H9MG5)

728 We don't know whether the people in Launch Control
had indications that something was wrong, or whether they were taken by
surprise.



The SpaceX Reddit had a comment bu a Cape Canaveral firefighter who described the damage to the launch pad as severe.



Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

They guy pumping the fuel was probably smoking a cig.
I see that all the time in Florida.
Sure, the sign says 'no smoking', but whatever.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 09:56 PM (P/kVC)

729 Heh, see some of Drudge's links at the top, one to a Daily Mail story. The Beast herself likely clicked on a porn link, supposedly sent by one of her associates. This was a phishing thing, directing her to malware.

What we know is just the tip of the iceberg at just how bad Hillary was pwned.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 09:56 PM (DW+jj)

730 Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 09:52 PM (H9MG5)


Pontius Comey is alive and well at last report!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 09:57 PM (wCEn4)

731 Off damn sock.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 09:57 PM (w+Jhj)

732 They guy pumping the fuel was probably smoking a cig.

Excellent.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at September 02, 2016 09:57 PM (Tyii7)

733 Sorry, I don't have a conspiracy theory for you. I just see with my own eyes, a slow steady drip of new information of her criminal behavior. The only entity I can imagine with the power to do that, is the current Administration.

If you have a better theory, let's hear it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:45 PM (Pz4pT)

*****

I have no theories. They are going to try and drag this lying, corrupt, immoral, thieving, murdering bitch across the finish line. The sad part is, they have a great shot at being successful here in our now fundamentally changed country.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (YLidQ)

734 "They guy pumping the fuel was probably smoking a cig.
I see that all the time in Florida.
Sure, the sign says 'no smoking', but whatever.


Posted by: Burnt Toast"

I see someone smoking while filling up, the big red shiny button gets pushed. And I make sure everyone knows who's fault it is.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:00 PM (w+Jhj)

735 1 + 1 = 7



Thank you! Been looking for the answer to that all night.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2016 09:45 PM (4ICl5)

You have no idea how relieved this post has made me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:00 PM (wCEn4)

736
666 Looks like a busy day here at the ol' AoSHQ.

I'm probably not the first, but without reading anything else, I suspect I'm not the first to say: Hillory is NOT going to be the Democrat nominee for President, come the first Tuesday in November.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (Pz4pT)


Actually, I think you are the first...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 02, 2016 10:00 PM (4DCSq)

737 Not unlike when the magician saws a lady in half. Yes, I see it, but my eyes are NOT the only source of information here.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:42 PM (Pz4pT)

Okay, what's the other? Your imagination?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 02, 2016 09:51 PM (j6jjQ)


These people hate each other. It would take willful ignorance to not be aware of that.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (Pz4pT)

738 Marilyn Manson- Count to Six and Die
For this song I have a movie scene in mind where a rogue angel is riding down to the lobby in an elevator with a an AR-15 in .300 AAC to meet multiple angels there to kill him.
he does so only because if he doesn't someone he loves will be murdered by the enemy angels.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:03 PM (hVdx9)

739 Hillory is NOT going to be the Democrat nominee for President, come the first Tuesday in November.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 09:19 PM (Pz4pT)

I'll take that bet.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 10:03 PM (Idu2i)

740 Your ONT, sir...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 10:03 PM (V3IFq)

741 729
Heh, see some of Drudge's links at the top, one to a Daily Mail story.
The Beast herself likely clicked on a porn link, supposedly sent by one
of her associates. This was a phishing thing, directing her to malware.

What we know is just the tip of the iceberg at just how bad Hillary was pwned.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 02, 2016 09:56 PM (DW+jj)

Pwned? More likely she was surfing SM Lesbo Porn.

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (T+xcT)

742 I have no theories. They are going to try and drag this lying, corrupt, immoral, thieving, murdering bitch across the finish line. The sad part is, they have a great shot at being successful here in our now fundamentally changed country.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (YLidQ)


Which assumes Team Obama benefits from a Hillory victory. It's just as reasonable to assume they don't, and don't particularly fear a Trump victory.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (Pz4pT)

743 I'll take that bet.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 10:03 PM (Idu2i)


I don't gamble. I'm putting it out there, testing it against reality. We will see. I could be wrong. I've been wrong before.


Just not often.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (Pz4pT)

744 Which assumes Team Obama benefits from a Hillory victory. It's just as reasonable to assume they don't, and don't particularly fear a Trump victory.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (Pz4pT)

****

I have no idea what you are trying to say here. Is it that a Trump victory is no different to them than a Granny victory? If so, no, don't think so.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (YLidQ)

745 >>>These people hate each other. It would take willful ignorance to not be aware of that.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (Pz4pT)

You're not simply asserting personal dislike. You're asserting that there is a convoluted Machiavellian revenge plot cooking that you are divining through your assessment of personal feelings that unfortunately has zero evidence to support it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (+b2T3)

746 The largest explosion at Cape Canaveral was Atlas-Centaur 5 in 1965, but that occurred just after liftoff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHjeZ4VrKS8


The worst explosion of a rocket during a test fire before now was Atlas-Able in 1959, but that happened after ignition. The fuel line sprang a leak and things got out of control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bctu_6wWMic


I'm not aware of a rocket exploding while just sitting on the pad. This may be a first, at least in the U.S.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgJEXQkjNQ


There was an incident in Brazil in 2003 where a solid rocket motor accidentally ignited and killed 21 people working on the pad. Then there was the famous Nedelin disaster in the USSR in 1960.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedelin_catastrophe

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

747 721 Perhaps a dumb question (haven't read the comments) but if there's documentation showing she was in a briefing, wouldn't it mention who gave the briefing.

Because I would imagine their memory is better.
Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2016 09:50 PM (3Liv/)

The initial briefing is countersigned by the person conducting the briefing. Same for the out brief.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 10:19 PM (brIR5)

748

Upon further review, it is theoritically possible that Hillary will not be the democrat nominee in November. Possible, but difficult to calculate the odds.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM (c+z1/)

749 Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

Do you know off-hand if they give the rocket the full mission load of fuel for the static fire?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (P/kVC)

750 OK - was watching the Burning Man stream. What's with all the people on bikes? Where are they coming from? Where are they going?

I thought it was basically just a bonfire in the desert. What am I missing?

Posted by: Vertov at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (Aam1A)

751 According to the FBI-302 report, participating in Hillary's interview with the FBI were:

FBI Special Agent [redacted]
FBI Special Agent [redacted]

Hillary Clinton
Hillary's attorneys:
1. David E. Kendall
2. Katherine M. Turner
3. Cheryl D. Mills
4. Heather Samuelson
5. [Redacted]

From the DOJ:
1. FBI Section Chief Peter P. Strzok
2. David Laufman
3. [Redacted]
4. [Redacted]
5. [Redacted]
6. [Redacted]
7. [Redacted]

So the identities of most of the DOJ lawyers and one of Hillary's lawyers are a national secret?

What, are these people on the payroll of Clinton Foundation donors?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (PL2OL)

752 The initial briefing is countersigned by the person conducting the briefing. Same for the out brief.
---
That's what I figured.

So is anyone interviewing that guy?

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (3Liv/)

753 Perhaps a dumb question (haven't read the comments)
but if there's documentation showing she was in a briefing, wouldn't it
mention who gave the briefing.



Because I would imagine their memory is better.

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2016 09:50 PM (3Liv/)



The initial briefing is countersigned by the person conducting the briefing. Same for the out brief.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 10:19 PM (brIR5)

Not knowing the State Dept org, but I would assume that the chief of security branch (GS) would do the briefs for the incoming SESs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (P/kVC)

754 OK - was watching the Burning Man stream. What's with all the people on bikes? Where are they coming from? Where are they going?

I thought it was basically just a bonfire in the desert. What am I missing?
Posted by: Vertov at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM



Drugs
so I've heard.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (c+z1/)

755 749 Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

Do you know off-hand if they give the rocket the full mission load of fuel for the static fire?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (P/kVC)


Yes, the static fire is a full dress rehearsal for launch. It's a countdown, propellant loading, and firing of all nine engines for 2-3 seconds. It's intended to test the rocket, the pad equipment, and the countdown procedures to make sure everything is ready for the launch, which in this case was supposed to be early Saturday morning.

The payload doesn't need to be attached for the static fire. SpaceX started doing it with the payload attached about a year ago in order to shave a day or two off the schedule. Methinks they will revisit that decision.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

756 The payload doesn't need to be attached for the
static fire. SpaceX started doing it with the payload attached about a
year ago in order to shave a day or two off the schedule. Methinks they
will revisit that decision.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)


Space-X seems a bit reckless.I don't know if ULA is doing the same as you described, but have heard that they are much more measured and when they have delays are much better at estimated how many days (1 week, weeks, etc) where Space-x says they will be ready day-bay-day, until they get it together a week or two later.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (P/kVC)

757 ULA doesn't do static fires. SpaceX seems to think they need to.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (sdi6R)

758 So is anyone interviewing that guy?


Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (3Liv/)


We only do that kind of follow-up if we are interested in finding out what happened!

Posted by: FBI Director Coomey at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (wCEn4)

759 ULA doesn't do static fires. SpaceX seems to think they need to.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (sdi6R)

I am going to have to pay more attention to the mission critical calendars.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (P/kVC)

760 Country Guy - If you haven't resolved the bipod problem yet, How about Calling Brownell's Customer Service and talking to a rep?

I just let them resolve a sticky Rem870/sling attachment problem! We had to do an end run with a different sling but their site has pics of every part that you can compare and contrast your weapon to ... and they will try and help you analyze your choice! No pressure, no fee, Good people.

Posted by: Interested Lurker at September 03, 2016 07:19 AM (E/DSu)

761 if nothing else, all of her reportees needs to be in jail for giving classified information to an UNCLEARED person.
she sure knew(and did) protect all the information on using the office of sec of state to enrich (ie, sell the office of sec of state) the Clinton foundation
Rod boy from Chi land is in jail, why not Hillary???

Posted by: talgus at September 03, 2016 02:12 PM (UaPF2)

762 Just donated to Trump. Wanted Cruz, not sure about Trump, but suspect he doesn't have brain damage and ultimately cares more about America than the average politician and logarithmically more than Hillary.

Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at September 04, 2016 09:00 PM (SEFXb)

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