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Grasping, Greedy, Grifting Clintons Shellacked American Taxpayers With Millions of Dollars in Costs to Support Clinton Foundation Staff

Degenerate scumbags and permanent Welfare Cases -- they have the mentality of the hardcore welfare addict. They simply do not comprehend that other people are working for the money they're scooping up, and have absolutely no shame about Hoovering up as much of it as the law will allow.

And maybe a little bit more than the law will allow.

The Former Presidents Act provides for paying the staffers of former presidents. Bill Clinton was bilking the system out of more money than any other president before, and for more people.

A cute trick they did was to spread the subsidies around among many of their staffers -- this resulted in many of them also getting government benefits. I guess if you get some minimum threshold of subsidization under the act, you then in turn are eligible for government benefits.

They were using this money to pay their Permanent Traveling Political War-Room, that is to say, the staff of the Clinton Foundation. By making the US government pay the costs for their benefits, the Clinton Foundation got to not pay those costs.

And thus an organization all about sucking up sweet, sweet cash for the Clintons got to suck up even more of it.

That's the general background. I do suggest you read every wonderful word of this story.

But, the background out of the way, let me quote some specific stuff:

After leaving the White House "dead broke", in the words of Hillary Clinton, they quickly raked in tens of millions of dollars from book deals, speaking fees and consulting gigs. At the same time, Bill Clinton was relying on his connections to some of the world's deepest-pocketed donors, corporations and governments to seed a global philanthropy operation that overlapped with his consulting work and speaking fees and his wife’s work as Secretary of State -- and served as a jumping off point for her presidential campaign.

...

[U]sing the GSA records, POLITICO pieced together a list of Clinton loyalists who at various times have had their earnings supplemented by federal payments of about $10,000-a-year using funds from the Former Presidents Act.

The list reads like a field guide to Clinton World.

It includes longtime Bill Clinton aide Justin Cooper, who despite not having a security clearance, any apparent training in cyber-security or a job at the State Department, in early 2009 helped set up the private email account that Hillary Clinton would use to send and receive classified information as Secretary of State. Her use of that system was dubbed "extremely careless” by the FBI director. Cooper continued working to maintain Clinton’s private email system — including advising her top aides Huma Abedin and Cheryl Mills on attempted hacks — through at least 2012, according to emails released by the State Department.

During some of that period, Cooper was on the GSA payroll, drawing a federal government stipend from February 2011 through 2013, according to the records obtained by POLITICO.

At the same time, though, Cooper was working with Doug Band, a trusted Bill Clinton lieutenant, and Declan Kelly, a top Hillary Clinton fundraiser-turned-State Department official, to launch a global consulting firm called Teneo. It did lucrative work for foundation donors and entities with business before Clinton’s State Department. And it signed a contract reportedly worth $3.5 million with Bill Clinton to serve as a “honorary chairman” (though the former president ultimately kept only $100,000 of that, according to his tax returns and a source familiar with the arrangement). Teneo also paid Abedin as a “senior advisor.”

All the while, Band and Abedin were working together to broker meetings between Secretary of State Clinton and donors to the foundation, where Band served as an official until 2012, drawing a salary that in some years exceeded $111,000-a-year.
Yet, despite the profitable consulting business and his foundation compensation, Band continued drawing a taxpayer-funded stipend from the GSA until 2013.


Here's a Clinton aide's defense:


Generally, the aide explained that Clinton “wears several hats — among them being former President of the United States and the founder of the Clinton Foundation. His staffing reflects those roles.”

The aide added “there is no legal prohibition that would preclude the former president’s staff from receiving compensation from other sources or doing personal work for the former presidents. We are unaware of any legal prohibition that would preclude these activities.”

Sound familiar? We are unaware of any law that would criminalize our criminal behavior.

Isn't that what they always say?

Oh -- here's Team Clinton making things look good for the auditors:



Posted by: Ace at 12:52 PM




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1 Yes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 12:54 PM (wCEn4)

2 Clintons gotta Clinton!


I cannot comprehend how any sane person, even one with slightly questionable ethics, could support these scum.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (wCEn4)

3 Willowed on last thread:

Zucherturd's satellite just went up in flames on the launchpad

see Drudge

Posted by: McCool at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (TQxRy)

4 Why does Hillary look so sick?

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (q177U)

5 A cou-ple of conservative Republicans tried to submite a bill which would have killed all these ex=president payments and grifting. The RNCe blocked it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (mpXpK)

6 To beat a great quote into the ground, "what difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: SFGoth at September 01, 2016 12:57 PM (dZ756)

7 Boss Tweed was a true piker in comparison to the Clinton Crony Criminal Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 12:57 PM (3ldup)

8
Just proves Fixers Corollary.


"Everybody's a Capitalist when it comes to their *own* shit."

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

9 But I have to hand it to the Clintons and the progs in general, they NEVER stop nor do they EVER miss an opportunity to lie, cheat, steal, or skim!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 12:58 PM (wCEn4)

10 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2016 12:58 PM (0mRoj)

11
MFM: Story? What story?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 12:58 PM (493sH)

12 >>By making the US government pay the costs for their benefits, the Clinton Foundation got to not pay those costs.


Probably not a total shock to anyone who remembers how the Clintons took a tax deduction for donating Bill's used undies to charity, or them loading up WH furniture when the set up their house in Chappaqua.

Shameless.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 12:59 PM (NOIQH)

13 Repost on point:

The Foundation took on an even darker role when it morphed from Bill's thing to become the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Foundation. From that point -- with Hillary at State -- it was used to pre-game Hillary's campaign and to support an Administration-in-Waiting. Among other crimes, it let the Clinton's evade Federal Election Commission restrictions, including donations from foreign interests.

If you step back and behold!, it's actually quite impressive in a way.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2016 12:59 PM (r1fLd)

14 Billy Jeff also used taxpayer money to set up the private server.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:59 PM (HAr7n)

15
Well, Colin Powell told me how to do this.

~ Hillary!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

16 Amoral sociopaths gonna amorally sociopathicate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2016 01:00 PM (3hIZX)

17 Hey everybody does it.

Posted by: Hillary's lawn jockey at September 01, 2016 01:00 PM (/bhmw)

18 Why does Hillary look so sick?

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (q177U)



Madame Bathory hasn't had a bath in a while

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 01:00 PM (493sH)

19 Why does Hillary look so sick?

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (q177U)


Isn't the body supposed to be a temple? When you consider who Hilliary worships, it all makes sense!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 01:00 PM (wCEn4)

20 Her use of that system was dubbed "extremely careless" by the FBI director.

No, the word that you are not looking for, Director, is "criminal". Say it with me... "cri-mi-nal".

Asshat hack. Er, Asshack.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 01, 2016 01:00 PM (1CroS)

21 The Clintons are a criminal enterprise, they just happen to be in politics. Its about them and the money they make, the power they gather, and the good life they can get out of that, always, ever. They make noises about helping people and so on, but always the bottom line for them is... the bottom line. Like the Mafia which ostensibly started as an organization to help protect people and act as law enforcement and community services but really was just criminals, the Clintons are just crooks. In the end, all they want is the money.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:00 PM (39g3+)

22 I ain't no waaaays tarrrrrrred of ripping off the folks.

Posted by: Hellary Clinton at September 01, 2016 01:00 PM (H9MG5)

23 I searched vainly through their explanation to find the words, "no controlling legal authority".

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 01:00 PM (7ZVPa)

24 4 Why does Hillary look so sick?
Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (

Decades of heavy cocaine use will do that when one is forced to quit for health reasons.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:01 PM (HAr7n)

25 "no controlling legal authority".

Al Gore just released his chakras...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 01:01 PM (3ldup)

26 Two things: Ace, you are posting like a machine! If this is what squatting and putting butter in your coffee does for you, maybe I should give it a try.

And - They simply do not comprehend that other people are working for the money they're scooping up,

I'd beg to differ. I think they certainly do comprehend - they simply don't care. Because, to be frank, what are you, the working stiff, going to do? The Clintons, in the form of the federal government, have a gun to your head and you will continue to work and pay taxes, on pain of prison. If you decide not to, they can make an example of you or leave you alone, but in the end, there are too many of you rightly afraid of the power of the Imperial Federal Government to band together for a nationwide tax strike.

Scankles and her syphilitic consort simply don't care. You labor, they luxuriate.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 01:01 PM (X6fMO)

27 As always, imagine if Republicans did this.

I've always contended that numerous past Clinton actions should have disqualified any member of that family from ever even entering the WH as a guest.

Among these are Bubba's and the Rodham boys' last day fire sale on pardons. Another is Sandy Burglar's theft of archived docs.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 01, 2016 01:02 PM (ozZau)

28 Whenever I want to make myself laugh, I say out loud, as convincingly as I can:


"Now, I know that the Clintons can't be bought...."


and that always cracks me up. Try it!!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 01, 2016 01:02 PM (iLixi)

29 Going OT early because this has to be seen.

This might be the funniest thing I have ever watched:

http://tinyurl.com/Meatloaf-Anything-for-Love

This is one of those "Literal Music Videos" that WeirdDave first posted last night in the ONT (that one was Total Eclipse of the Heart).

Also, the Clintons suck.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2016 01:02 PM (CS7jF)

30 But, but, did you know Ivanka Trump doesn't pay her interns!! Now that is big news that should be headlines everywhere.....

Posted by: Colin at September 01, 2016 01:02 PM (hIWCG)

31 And yet there's STILL people gonna vote for these shits.

Posted by: JEM at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (o+SC1)

32 In before the Scorpion!

Posted by: the invisible hand at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (rwI+c)

33 Using the GSA records, POLITICO pieced together a list of Clinton
loyalists who at various times have had their earnings supplemented by
federal payments of about $10,000-a-year using funds from the Former
Presidents Act.



Let's be honest: that group of people who follow Bill and Hill from one jb to the next: they work for the Clintons. Regardless of what name appears on their paycheck, they answer to, and are loyal to Bill and Hillary. Period.

This is why we can't let Hillary win - imagine all of the Clinton people who would once again worn their way into federal positions (the ones they haven't already placed there already, like loyal Clintonista Lois Lerner).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

34 The Clintons are becoming a major liability for the global Overlords.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (HAr7n)

35 Many seem to believe only Sulla's tactics will cure this rot. I am far more idealistic and think education of the young and prison time for malefactors will do it. Like any good American, though, I am open-minded on the issue and persuadable.

Posted by: MTF at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (LISuA)

36 Willowed on last thread:

Zucherturd's satellite just went up in flames on the launchpad

see Drudge
Posted by: McCool at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (TQxRy)





Is Suckerberg going to pay for the damage to the environment for his little crash? Can't have someone spewing all of that burning rocket fuel into the air without him paying for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (493sH)

37 And this is why the Clinton Cabal is loyal to the Clintons.

They know they will get rich off of them, and as long as they are in power, the STAFF is also above the Law.

The IT guy was getting money from the State Dept., GSA President Fund, and the Clinton foundation.... all at the same time... WHILE creating a method to evade the Freedom of Information Act and Public Records Act...

Which is why he pled the 5th... but is now apparently NOT under investigation for anything.

Posted by: Don Q. at September 01, 2016 01:04 PM (qf6WZ)

38 Ah, I knew I'd forgotten something:

A few years ago in Massachusetts, there was a notorious welfare fraud case concerning an illegal alien named Claribel Ventura who, it was discovered, had been scamming the system for years, with herself, her mother, her grandmother and her children collecting state largess.

When cornered by a reporter and asked if she had anything to say to the Massachusetts taxpayer, she sneered, "Tell them to keep working."

The Clintons in a nutshell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 01:04 PM (X6fMO)

39 The Clinton Crime Family at its best. One day there will be a Godfather IV, and it will be the Corleones getting snuffed out by the Clintons.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 01, 2016 01:04 PM (1CroS)

40 I love it when another hidden government perk gets exposed for the bullsh*t it really is.
Vote Incumbents Out.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2016 01:04 PM (r65B3)

41 The DNC will be forced to replace Hillary before the first debates. Uncle Joe is my guess.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:05 PM (HAr7n)

42 lol i can haz french revolution nao?

i mean one where i dont get blindsided again

Posted by: robspierrecat at September 01, 2016 01:05 PM (2dWpr)

43 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 01:01 PM (X6fMO)


Once you accept that the Clintons are sociopaths, it all becomes clear!

I like this article:
http://www.wikihow.com/Determine-if-Someone-Is-a-Sociopath

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 01:06 PM (wCEn4)

44 Quietman
It is Liberal Rocket Fuel so it is totes OK!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2016 01:06 PM (r65B3)

45 I'd beg to differ. I think they certainly do comprehend - they simply don't care.

I agree, they know. That's part of the charm for them: Hillary is a psychopath who cares nothing about other human beings and Bill thinks its all one big hilarious game to keep his life an ongoing party.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:06 PM (39g3+)

46 >>If you step back and behold!, it's actually quite impressive in a way.


Don't forget how it will be used to pass on Bill and Hill's money to Chelsea without her having to pay an inheritance tax.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

47 MPPPP, New Orleans had their very own version of Claribel. Living in public housing and had just seen everything redone even new floors. And she complained because the flat screen TV wasn't big enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 01:06 PM (3ldup)

48 The DNC will be forced to replace Hillary before the first debates. Uncle Joe is my guess.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:05 PM (HAr7n)




Are you kidding the MFM won't touch these stories and the LIVs are too stupid to understand them. All they hear is Trump in dick punching babies and Hillary is historic

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 01:07 PM (493sH)

49 >>Let's be honest: that group of people who follow
Bill and Hill from one jb to the next: they work for the Clintons.
Regardless of what name appears on their paycheck, they answer to, and
are loyal to Bill and Hillary. Period. This is why we can't let
Hillary win - imagine all of the Clinton people who would once again
worn their way into federal positions (the ones they haven't already
placed there already, like loyal Clintonista Lois Lerner). Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

This is EXACTLY correct. The Clintons themselves are contemptible enough--their camp-followers, thoroughgoing shitheels to the last of them, are orders of magnitude worse.

Posted by: General Zod at September 01, 2016 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)

50 Which is why he pled the 5th... but is now apparently NOT under investigation for anything.

Posted by: Don Q. at September 01, 2016 01:04 PM (qf6WZ)



NTTATWWT!

Posted by: FBI Dir Comeytose at September 01, 2016 01:08 PM (wCEn4)

51 Regardless of what name appears on their paycheck, they answer to, and are loyal to Bill and Hillary. Period.

Hence, President Bush the younger's greatest mistake was not cleaning house when he took office, to sweep away all the radical leftist freaks and scum that the Clintons hired.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:08 PM (39g3+)

52 >>... that Clinton wears several hats..


All of them black and pointy.

Posted by: Aviator at September 01, 2016 01:08 PM (c7vUv)

53 Also don't forget that a lot of these loyalists double and triple dip into State paychecks, Foundation paychecks, and who knows what else. I think Cheryl Mills was banking from quite a few.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2016 01:08 PM (3hIZX)

54
Sith Lords ALWAYS come as pairs.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

55 Test.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (Idu2i)

56 The Clintons continue to operate as if there has never been an internet and the free flow of information at the speed of light.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (HAr7n)

57 I think Cheryl Mills was banking from quite a few.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2016 01:08 PM (3hIZX)

----

As was Huma.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

58 RICO act?

Posted by: dc at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (oY/R7)

59 I' sure Matt Laauuuuur is gonna bring this up at the first debate.

No? The HELL you say.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (SeD0w)

60 No controlling legal authority.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (hLRSq)

61 We are unaware of any legal prohibition that would preclude these activities.

Ah yes, the ol' "no controlling legal authority" line.

The Clintons have cast their web so far and wide the last 25 years, I'm starting to doubt anyone can break it.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (Idu2i)

62 The DNC will be forced to replace Hillary before the first debates.

People keep desperately clinging to this. Not. Gonna. Happen. She could die, and they'd use computer simulations to do video-only appearances.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)

63 56 The Clintons continue to operate as if there has never been an internet and the free flow of information at the speed of light.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (HAr7n)


They have gotten away with so much, for so long... that they believe they are beyond consequence...

Sadly... it seems they are correct.... at least in Washington.

Posted by: Don Q. at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (qf6WZ)

64 >>Hence, President Bush the younger's greatest mistake was not cleaning
house when he took office, to sweep away all the radical leftist freaks
and scum that the Clintons hired.


Exactly. Hillary brought over 70 of her people to State, and a lot of them remained to work for Kerry (probably why State is is so protective of her emails - her people are likely the ones receiving the subpoenas).
Should Trump manage to win, he'll need to do A LOT of house-cleaning.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

65 *hates her imagination sometimes*

If Hillary! contracted a flesh eating bacteria, the View would spin it as a new way to lose weight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (3ldup)

66
Minions in the MFM always want to be the next Woodward and Bernstein and break the next big political story except of course if it involves a Democrat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (493sH)

67 >>>I think Cheryl Mills was banking from quite a few.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2016 01:08 PM (3hIZX)

----

As was Huma.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (8XRCm)<<<




I know one job Huma wasn't willing to do...

Posted by: Carlos Danger, posing and taking pictures at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (H9MG5)

68 So, they're not just thieving, murderous bastards. They're cheap shits too.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (SeD0w)

69 >>The Clintons continue to operate as if there has never been an internet and the free flow of information at the speed of light.



Information posted by people - who have a funny habit of dying.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (NOIQH)

70 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:08 PM (39g3+)


And that's one of the very valid criticisms of something Bush did wrong that really hurt this country!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (wCEn4)

71 48 The DNC will be forced to replace Hillary before the first debates. Uncle Joe is my guess.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:05 PM (HAr7n)




Are you kidding the MFM won't touch these stories and the LIVs are too stupid to understand them. All they hear is Trump in dick punching babies and Hillary is historic
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 01:07 PM (493sH)

Her poll numbers and other metrics are crashing after the Olympics like Enron stock.

She can't hide because she loses votes. She can't make appearances because she loses votes.

She is fucked.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (HAr7n)

72 >>She could die, and they'd use computer simulations to do video-only appearances. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)

That depends on what your definition of "dead" is...

Posted by: General Zod at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (Bdeb0)

73 The Clintons have cast their web so far and wide the last 25 years, I'm starting to doubt anyone can break it.

People thought the same thing about the Tammany Hall machine. And that was even more brutal and murderous. But all empires come to an end.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (39g3+)

74 People keep desperately clinging to this. Not. Gonna. Happen. She could die, and they'd use computer simulations to do video-only appearances.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)


Wha... wha.... what are you talking about... wha... wha... what does it matter...

Posted by: Hillary Headroom... during the debate at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (qf6WZ)

75 Graft.

It''s what's for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 01:12 PM (0vI5X)

76 The funny part about 'no controlling legal authority' is the actual meaning they intend to convey:

That they are literally above the law, and no law enforcement entity has control over them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 01:12 PM (7ZVPa)

77 Wha... wha.... what are you talking about... wha... wha... what does it matter...
Posted by: Hillary Headroom... during the debate at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (qf6WZ)

----

Ummm.... I dont get it.

Posted by: Millennials Everywhere at September 01, 2016 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

78 >>>The Clintons continue to operate as if there has never been an internet and the free flow of information at the speed of light.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (HAr7n)<<<




You'd figure they'd know all about the greatest invention ever, gifted to the world by me, their former VP.

Posted by: ManBearPig at September 01, 2016 01:13 PM (H9MG5)

79 There's a tale in the book of Acts where one of the Herods dies horribly mid-speech "eaten by worms" for blaspheming and enraging God.

One can only hope for a repeat performance.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:13 PM (39g3+)

80 Just'a good ol' grifters
Never meanin' no harm.
Beats all you ever saw
Been in skirtin' the law
Since the day they was born

Bills chasin' the curves
Flatnin the Hills
Someday the electorate might get 'em
But the law never will

Makin' their way
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more
Than the law will allow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 01:13 PM (T/cxb)

81 The Clintons are becoming a major liability for the global Overlords.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (HAr7n)

No they aren't.

Final, complete victory is within their grasp and they're going all out to achieve it. A Beast win will seal the deal.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 01, 2016 01:13 PM (Idu2i)

82 But Trump punched a baby in the dick with a Mexican.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2016 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

83 Christopher Taylor, a lot of worms could be lurking under that Kirby gray Mao suit....

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 01:13 PM (3ldup)

84 Notice that the Clinton's justify their dealings as not illegal. And that may be so. But because it is not illegal, doesn't make it right or ethical.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2016 01:14 PM (jxbfJ)

85 Exactly,The QuietMan - been saying this forever.

So many opportunities to make a name for themselves and do actual good work, but they just scurry away because Democrat.

Posted by: PonyTail at September 01, 2016 01:14 PM (Za6CI)

86 >>>That depends on what your definition of "dead" is...
Posted by: General Zod at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (Bdeb0)<<<

Cryogenics for the win!

Posted by: Hellary's frozen head at September 01, 2016 01:14 PM (H9MG5)

87 62 The DNC will be forced to replace Hillary before the first debates.

People keep desperately clinging to this. Not. Gonna. Happen. She could die, and they'd use computer simulations to do video-only appearances.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)

The thought of Cryo-Hillary running for POTUS gives me a case of the mean spirited giggles the last few nights.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:14 PM (HAr7n)

88 At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 01:14 PM (Fmupd)

89 So... Since government money paid for the Clinton email server, does that make it government property?

Case closed! Nothing to see here!

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 01, 2016 01:14 PM (0c1sw)

90 Hillary! - The Ice Queen Cometh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 01:15 PM (3ldup)

91
Odd topic but little Timmy Cook is saying the EU tax ruling is "anti-US" and "political crap". Funny when Timmy is cheerleading politicians here about the rich or corporation paying their fair share it's just dandy but when it hits him it's political crap

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 01:15 PM (493sH)

92 That depends on what your definition of "dead" is...

Posted by: General Zod at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (Bdeb0)



We're currently having a small gyro stabilization issue, but we expect to have it under control by the first debate, debate, debate, *WHACK* , so there's nothing to worry about, worry about, worry about,...

Posted by: Animatronic Hillary at September 01, 2016 01:15 PM (wCEn4)

93 4 Why does Hillary look so sick?


If it walks like it's sick, and talks like it's sick...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 01, 2016 01:15 PM (s/EUv)

94 The Clintons have cast their web so far and wide the last 25 years, I'm starting to doubt anyone can break it.

People thought the same thing about the Tammany Hall machine. And that was even more brutal and murderous. But all empires come to an end.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (39g3+)

Tammany Hall was a local/regional entity. The Clinton regime is worldwide with the ability thanks to the internet to react instantaneously to any perceived threats.

True, empires end, but they take tens of millions of people with them in the process.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 01, 2016 01:16 PM (Idu2i)

95 The most aggravating thing about all of this is that it happens in broad daylight and nothing will happen. They get away with everything.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2016 01:16 PM (/tuJf)

96 >>>Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 01:13 PM (T/cxb)<<<




The Chappaqua Hillbillys. I like it.


But I get to drive the cool car because Hill hasn't driven in decades.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at September 01, 2016 01:16 PM (H9MG5)

97 Remember folks, elected office is only for the professional, greedy, corrupt grifters; not novices like Trump.

Posted by: Never Trumpeter at September 01, 2016 01:16 PM (GYeaQ)

98 Posted by: Animatronic Hillary at September 01, 2016 01:15 PM (wCEn4)


Cankles better hope they get her a better version than was installed in Marco Rubiot.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 01, 2016 01:17 PM (s/EUv)

99 >>The thought of Cryo-Hillary running for POTUS gives me a case of the mean spirited giggles the last few nights.

She is so close to needing a hover-round to make it through the day.
The pics of he w/Paul McCartney, where she's gripping his hand for balance as she waves at the crowd. Hanging.on.by.a.thread!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

100 Trump should pull a Jon Lovitz/Michael Dukakis:

"I can't believe I'm losing to this chick."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2016 01:17 PM (Agn5J)

101 So many opportunities to make a name for themselves and do actual good work, but they just scurry away because Democrat.

The past 8-10 years have been tremendously enlightening to me about how self-destructive, crazy, and glassy-eyed the zealots on the left are. Just think of all the opportunities for comedy and music that have been utterly untouched by the entertainment industry, because it would help a Republican. Just think of all the prize-winning journalism that could have been written but was ignored, because it would hurt a Democrat.

This is beyond politics. It is a religion, it is zealotry that transcends self preservation and reason. They have their faith and use the same kind of language, attitudes, and behaviors as their torch-bearing, book-burning predecessors. They are the new inquisition. Their beliefs are a religious faith, not a philosophical system.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:17 PM (39g3+)

102 hover-round

Scooty-Puff

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 01, 2016 01:18 PM (s/EUv)

103 The Clintons continue to operate as if there has never been an internet and the free flow of information at the speed of light.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (HAr7n)<<<



Why do you think the regime is gifting the UN with control of the Internet before the election!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 01:18 PM (wCEn4)

104 That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

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I've been feeling pretty down lately, but thinking about Daisy Duke has made me feel better. Thanks Ace

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (7HtZB)

105 She could die, and they'd use computer simulations to do video-only appearances.

We're waaaay ahead of you. The cryogenics advancements we've made alone would blow your mind.

Posted by: Gam-Gam ISS 2.0 Engineering Team, a division of the Clinton Global Health Initiative at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (SeD0w)

106 The FABs only see Gov Service as a goody bag grab. They are worse than the Mafia who are at least up front about being wise guys and crooks ( mostly)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (zp+j1)

107 >>The Clintons have cast their web so far and wide the last 25 years, I'm starting to doubt anyone can break it.


People thought the same thing about the Tammany Hall machine. And
that was even more brutal and murderous. But all empires come to an end.


Hell, look at the Kennedys. They've been milking it for decades and their grandchildren still manage to get elected based on their names. Not even a trail of dead and/or raped women's bodies seems to kill off their Camelot nonsense.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

108 Now I'm laughing because this election is nothing more but a real life production of Weekend At Bernie's.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (HAr7n)

109 Why do you think the regime is gifting the UN with control of the Internet before the election!

Oh the GOP can stop them in congress they'll... they'll... I can't go on. Laughing too hard, while weeping at the same time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (39g3+)

110 Generally, the aide explained that Clinton wears several hats...

I blame Political Hat for all this.

Also, Pixy, because. BLACK DIAMONDS MATTER~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (V3IFq)

111 The Hag might be the mother-in-law from hell but Cleenus has probably gotten away with more sheer thievery, simply because he smooth and charming about it.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

112 With each fresh scandal, one of my Liberal friends always says, "They all do it". I wearied of that and made up this list of convicted mayors. The spreadsheet format doesn't print well for Pixy, but you'll get the idea:


Tony Mack Trenton, NJ (Popl 84,500) Corruption 58 months prison Democrat
2014
Ray Nagin New Orleans, LA (369,250) Corruption 10 years prison Democrat
2014
Patrick Cannon Charlotte, NC (793,000) Theft and bribery Awaiting sentence Democrat
2014
Omar Leonel Vela Progreso, TX (5,700) Bribery and corruption Awaiting sentence Republican
2014
Kwame Kilpatrick Detroit, MI (701,500) Racketeering, extortion, 28 years prison Democrat
2013 mail fraud
Dennis P. Elwell Secaucus, NJ (18,350) Bribery Prison Democrat
2011
Larry Kangford Birmingham, AL (212,000) Bribery, fraud 15 years prison Democrat
2010
Eddie Price Mandeville, LA (12,100) Tax evasion and corruption 40 months prison Democrat
2010
Peter Cammarano Hoboken, NJ Extortion 24 months prison Democrat
2009
Sheila Ann Dixon Baltimore, MD (621,000) Embezzlement Loss of pension Democrat
2009
Sharpe James Newark, NJ (277,000) Fraud 27 months prison Democrat
2008
Samuel Rivera Passaic, NJ (70,200) Attempted extortion 21 months prison Democrat
2008
Emmanuel Onunwor East Cleveland, OH (17,800) Corruption and tax evasion 9 years prison Both, weird
2005
Anthony Russo Hoboken, NJ (52,000) Public corruption 30 months prison Democrat
2004
Joseph Peter Ganim Bridgeport. CN (146,400) Kickbacks Prison Democrat
2003
Vincent Albert Cianci Providence, RI (178,400) Racketeering 5 years prison Republican
2002
Betty Loren-Maltese Cicero, IL (84,000) Insurance fraud 8 years prison Democrat
2002
Milton Milan Camden, NJ (77,300) Corruption 7 years prison Democrat
2000
Raúl L. Martínez Hialeah, FL (231,900) Extortion and racketeering Jury deadlocked Democrat
1996
Walter Tucker Compton, CA (97,600) Extortion and tax evasion 27 months prison Democrat
1996
Charles Paniki Chicago Heights, IL (30,400) Bribery 10 years prison Republican
1993
Gerald McCann Jersey City, NJ (254,400) Fraud 2 years prison Democrat
1992
Alex Daoud Miami Beach, FL (90,600) Bribery 18 months prison Democrat
1991
Lee Alexander Syracuse, NY (145,000) Racketeering, extortion, 10 years prison Democrat
tax evasion, bribery
1988
Michael J. Matthews Atlantic City, NJ (39,500) Bribery 15 years prison Democrat
1984
Edward McIntyre Augusta, GA (194,300) Extortion Prison Democrat
1984
Angelo Joseph Errichetti Camden, NJ (77,300) Bribery 3 years prison Democrat
1981
William Somers Atlantic City, NJ (39,500) Extortion n/a Republican
1972
Thomas Whelan Jersey City, NJ (254,400) Conspiracy and extortion 15 years prison Democrat
1971
Hugh Joseph Addonizio Newark, NJ (277,000) Bribery Prison Democrat

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (9mTYi)

113 Why does Hillary look so sick?


With BJ Clinton starring as Edith Wilson...

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (jkkMG)

114 Laughing too hard, while weeping at the same time.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:19 PM (39g3+)


Is that weeping or peeing from laughing so much?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 01:20 PM (zp+j1)

115 Sorry, should have warned of Wall O' Text.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 01:20 PM (9mTYi)

116 Mike Hammer, you forgot PA's Attorney General Kathleen Kane, a Bubba favorite.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2016 01:21 PM (Agn5J)

117 Yes, yes a million times! Yes, Christopher Taylor.

I despair and I hate it.

Posted by: PonyTail at September 01, 2016 01:21 PM (Za6CI)

118 Mike Hammer, you forgot Cool Cash Jefferson.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 01:21 PM (3ldup)

119 Mike Hammer, you forgot PA's Attorney General Kathleen Kane, a Bubba favorite.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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Mayors only.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 01:21 PM (9mTYi)

120 Over at HuffingSolvents, not a mention of this. Oh, and, in a display of utter panic, they are running pictures of David Duke side by side w/DT.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 01, 2016 01:22 PM (SeD0w)

121 >>>We're currently having a small gyro stabilization
issue, but we expect to have it under control by the first debate,
debate, debate, *WHACK* , so there's nothing to worry about, worry
about, worry about,...
Posted by: Animatronic Hillary at September 01, 2016 01:15 PM (wCEn4)<<<




Uh oh. I think they used one of the fat, drunk bear bodies from the Counrty Bear Jamboree instead of one from the Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: Disney Imagineer at September 01, 2016 01:22 PM (H9MG5)

122 Yikes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgJEXQkjNQ


Weather radar: https://tinyurl.com/jhuqwfw

Posted by: rickl at September 01, 2016 01:22 PM (zoehZ)

123 Those are just MAYORS, he listed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:23 PM (39g3+)

124 We are unaware of any legal prohibition that would preclude these activities.

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Did George Costanza wrote this?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 01, 2016 01:23 PM (KUaJL)

125 If we're talking Literal Videos, there's a lot of them, a d my favorite is Take On Me.

Pipe wrench fight!

If we're talking the actual post/topic, I keep saying that President Trump needs to purge DC of so many officials and cronies and bureaucrats.

And then not replace them.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 01, 2016 01:23 PM (2dWpr)

126
Government is just another word for those things we do together.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 01:24 PM (ZFUt7)

127 We are unaware of any legal prohibition that would preclude these activities.

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Did George Costanza wrote this?
Posted by: joe
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No, I did.
"No controlling legal authority"

Posted by: Al Gore at September 01, 2016 01:24 PM (9mTYi)

128 Would love to know why taxpayers must supply a staff for ANY former president.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 01:24 PM (RKJF2)

129 Forget where I read it, but apparently the Hillary campaign is in contact with the Disney folks who made the "Hall of Presidents" robots in hopes of them devising a mechanical contraption that will make Hillary appear more lifelike and ambulatory. Not sure if the Disney people could assist with simulated human emotions, though...


/kidding

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:25 PM (NOIQH)

130 Did George Costanza wrote this?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 01, 2016 01:23 PM (KUaJL)



If only someone had told us this was illegal...

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 01:25 PM (wCEn4)

131 tee hee Lizzy

Posted by: PonyTail at September 01, 2016 01:26 PM (Za6CI)

132 Back in 1999/2000 I think David Letterman made a joke about NASA's life-like robots and mentioned Al Gore as their first attempt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 01:26 PM (3ldup)

133 Look, there was no intent to screw the taxpayers.

Posted by: The Hillbillies at September 01, 2016 01:26 PM (9mTYi)

134 Government is just another word for those things we do together.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 01:24 PM (ZFUt7)


I think you forgot the "to you" at the end of that sentence.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2016 01:26 PM (wCEn4)

135 128 Would love to know why taxpayers must supply a staff for ANY former president.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 01:24 PM (RKJF2)

By setting them up for life, we the taxpayer are ensuring our elected officials don't do anything corrupt or against our best interests....

Posted by: cajun caret at September 01, 2016 01:26 PM (QfUjv)

136 It really is disgusting how corrupt she is. This is disgusting behavior, typical of the richest 1% and the Wall Street oligarchy!!!

**shrugs**

Oh well, off to my 3rd house, the new one on the lake.

Posted by: Comrade Sanders at September 01, 2016 01:27 PM (H9MG5)

137 If there's one thing
In my life that's missing
It's the cash that I spend alone
Selling you for the cool
And bright clear millions.

Lots of those friendly people
They're showing me ways to go
And I never want to
Lose their mass donations

Time for some cool change
I know that it's time for some cool change
Now that my life is so far deranged
I know that it's time for some cool change

Posted by: Hillary River Band at September 01, 2016 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

138 Government is just another word for that unfortunate incident that occured in your mouth.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 01, 2016 01:28 PM (0vI5X)

139 It's just normal parameters corruption, per PJ O'Rourke. Hillary2016.

Posted by: ejo at September 01, 2016 01:28 PM (il4FI)

140 Ahhhh, I recall when graft and corruption was a bad thing.

Posted by: Zombie U.S. Grant at September 01, 2016 01:28 PM (SeD0w)

141 Seems to be working like gangbusters, Cajun.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 01, 2016 01:28 PM (0c1sw)

142 Would love to know why taxpayers must supply a staff for ANY former president.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 01:24 PM (RKJF2)



Because...peasant

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 01:28 PM (493sH)

143

*cackle-cackle-cackle-cack,,cough-cough-cough-fart/squirt- cough-cough. cough....*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2016 01:28 PM (HSmrB)

144 Uh oh. I think they used one of the fat, drunk bear bodies from the Counrty Bear Jamboree instead of one from the Hall of Presidents.
Posted by: Disney Imagineer at September 01, 2016 01:22 PM (H9MG5)

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They're obtaining the hardware rights to the singing trophy bass.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 01:29 PM (Fmupd)

145 In other news, according to Insty, Pamela Anderson has, oh-so-conveniently, co-penned an op-ed in the WSJ about the corrosive effects of prOn, using Carlos Danger as the poster child.

Some enterprising reporter ought to ask Miss Funbags how much she's contributed to Scankles.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 01:29 PM (X6fMO)

146 Hey Donald, can we please start hearing from you on this?

And from all your surrogates, also. Repeated so loudly and so often that it might have a snowball's chance in hell of getting some MFM air time?

And can we please hear you insist on its being a "debate" topic? And if Matt Muffkin Lauer does not bring it up you will, and keep hammering away at it until he pulls the plug on the camera and mic?

Please, please, please?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 01, 2016 01:29 PM (U6f54)

147 At some point, *you've* made too much money.

But we haven't yet, so keep handing it over.


Posted by: Hellary Clinton at September 01, 2016 01:30 PM (H9MG5)

148 Perhaps they didn't intend to take taxpayer money to subsidize their staff.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 01:31 PM (7ZVPa)

149 Democrat scheming is funded by the real-life Bond villain George Soros (via MaggiesFarm). In any tax reform we should outlaw tax-exempt foundations, or at least limit their lives to the founder's life plus maybe ten years. And it should be illegal to donate to other foundations. Fuck the leftist bastards.

http://tinyurl.com/je38k83

Posted by: MTF at September 01, 2016 01:31 PM (LISuA)

150 It's too bad the original Point Break was made while Clinton was still in office. He could have joined the ex-Presidents gang, only it would have been the real WJC instead of Patrick Swayze in a mask. And, of course, instead of robbing banks they would rob taxpayers.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 01, 2016 01:31 PM (nFdGS)

151 according to Insty, Pamela Anderson has, oh-so-conveniently, co-penned an op-ed in the WSJ about the corrosive effects of prOn

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It sure corroded her.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 01:32 PM (7ZVPa)

152 You know what I just figured out? The internet is not a great place to hide information. I'll bet people would pay a lot of money for me to give a speech on that topic.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 01:33 PM (ZFUt7)

153 And this...

Miami billionaire Republican Mike Fernandez, also a top Jeb Bush donor, formally endorses Hillary Clinton for president - Miami Herald

I wonder if he's donated to the Foundation in the past?

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2016 01:33 PM (3myMJ)

154 It's too bad the original Point Break was made while Clinton was still in office. He could have joined the ex-Presidents gang, only it would have been the real WJC instead of Patrick Swayze in a mask. And, of course, instead of robbing banks they would rob taxpayers.

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They rob the patrons standing line at the banks, but not the actual banks, wearing Obama, Bill and Hillary masks.

Calling themselves the Almost Dead Presidents.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

155 Jeb and Hill, peas in a pod.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2016 01:34 PM (3myMJ)

156 I thought he Mexicaned a dick in the punch?

Posted by: Afroman at September 01, 2016 01:34 PM (HXEdZ)

157 >> Pamela Anderson has, oh-so-conveniently, co-penned an op-ed in the WSJ about the corrosive effects of prOn Drummers.

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It sure corroded her.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 01:34 PM (0vI5X)

158 145 In other news, according to Insty, Pamela Anderson has, oh-so-conveniently, co-penned an op-ed in the WSJ about the corrosive effects of prOn, using Carlos Danger as the poster child.


Pamela Anderson? Of the Tommy Lee free sex tape?
That Pamela Anderson?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (PukHz)

159 146 - Hey Donald, can we please start hearing from you on this?

Yes, this is what needs to be happening - and happening and happening.
I'm getting pissed that discoveries like this are brought to the open and all I see on Twitter/Columns is not outrage or disgust but the standard "Oh, how surprising-not", "Clintons being Clintons", etc.

Just so accepting and acting oh so above it all...

Posted by: PonyTail at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (Za6CI)

160 156 I thought he Mexicaned a dick in the punch?
Posted by: Afroman at September 01, 2016 01:34 PM (HXEdZ)

Oh great, now it's undrinkable!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

161 Michael Totten recently shutdown his comment section after six months of flaking for Clinton. He pretty much Trump trolled his readership the whole time - while refusing to acknowledge Clinton criminality. For months he used the following pat answer 'I've been sick of the Clintons for years' when challenged on his pro-Clinton rhetoric.

Totten felt he had done justice to the world after having described Clinton criminality by using the phrase 'a certain crookedness,' in a below-the-fold comment on his blog.

Screw Totten.

Posted by: 13times at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (WHVu+)

162 Pamela Anderson? We should have had a fence between the US and Canada to keep that silicon based life form on her side.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (ZFUt7)

163 Screw Totten.
Posted by: 13times at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (WHVu+)

Is he a hottin totten?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 01:37 PM (zp+j1)

164 Pamela Anderson has, oh-so-conveniently, co-penned an op-ed in the WSJ about the corrosive effects of prOn Drummers.

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It sure corroded her.



Pro tip: When you have a sex tape on the Internet, you might want to stuff the holier-than-thou act.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:37 PM (PukHz)

165 F-ck Mike Fernandez in particular.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 01, 2016 01:37 PM (s/EUv)

166 Those Hillbots left behind at State do not serve the government. They are running interference for FOIA requests, praying they can delay more truth outing before November 8.

The career State people with no allegiance to the grifters keep their mouths shut as to what they know. They all got 'Clinton Body Count' e-mails sent to them with a follow up call from Terry Lenzer's successors, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: oddknot still frets at September 01, 2016 01:37 PM (g1MTt)

167 This guy tim kaine is really a low life pOS isn't he?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 01:38 PM (zp+j1)

168 Man it would be great if people actually cared about this stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2016 01:38 PM (4ErVI)

169 Pamela Anderson? Of the Tommy Lee free sex tape?
That Pamela Anderson?


Yes.

Now, you won't get an argument from me about the pernicious influence of wanking material, but I do find the timing of the article more than a bit coincidental.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 01:39 PM (X6fMO)

170 Apologies if it's already been said but two things:

1. Using the Dukes of Hazard theme, the Clintons are more Boss Hogg and the half-wit sheriff than the Duke brothers, and cousin Daisy.

2. I have to wonder how much of this info would be totally secret... if not for cooperation of Obama Administration dirty tricks. Maybe none, but I do wonder.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2016 01:39 PM (TOk1P)

171 158 145 In other news, according to Insty, Pamela Anderson has, oh-so-conveniently, co-penned an op-ed in the WSJ about the corrosive effects of prOn, using Carlos Danger as the poster child.


Pamela Anderson? Of the Tommy Lee free sex tape?
That Pamela Anderson?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (PukHz)

She's speaking from experience.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2016 01:39 PM (7HtZB)

172
If any of you no-good low lifes start referring to me as an almost dead president I'll sic the secret service on you.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 01:39 PM (ZFUt7)

173 What a stupid act. Sounds like politicians voting themselves benefits when no one was looking. I wish she'd just retire with her Hill-gotten gains and leave us alone.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 01, 2016 01:40 PM (Mt8T4)

174 The Clinton Foundation et al is the Enron, Worldcom, Phar-Mor, Sunbeam, Stanford Financial Group, Bernie Madoff, Stratton Oakmont of politics

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2016 01:40 PM (JO9+V)

175 This is why the alternative of PT Barnum as President sounds like a win to me.

Posted by: ever at September 01, 2016 01:41 PM (kronK)

176 Yes, it would, Dack.

Makes me nuts that this stuff is made light of.

Not here do I mean, of course.

Posted by: PonyTail at September 01, 2016 01:41 PM (Za6CI)

177 34 The Clintons are becoming a major liability for the global Overlords.
Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:03 PM (HAr7n)


One would certainly think so, but they have to have Frau Panzersuit (that fucking cracks me up).

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 01, 2016 01:42 PM (5UjJX)

178 All your tax are belong to us.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Hillary at September 01, 2016 01:43 PM (Mt8T4)

179 Pamela Anderson? Of the Tommy Lee free sex tape?
That Pamela Anderson?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (PukHz)



That's not completely fair. Pammie was pretty darned super in her brief reign as Playmate of the Month (of the year??), and she was in that one movie that was about some sort of private investigator thing which didn't suck anywhere near as much as it should have.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2016 01:43 PM (TOk1P)

180 We are but sheep to be shorn.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 01:43 PM (SRKgf)

181 If any of you no-good low lifes start referring to me as an almost dead president I'll sic the secret service on you.




Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:43 PM (PukHz)

182
Pamela Anderson?

I'd hit it...

*cackle-cackle-cackle-cack,,cough-cough-cough-fart/squirt- cough-cough. cough....*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2016 01:44 PM (HSmrB)

183 168 Man it would be great if people actually cared about this stuff.

They will again ... it's all a matter of how far back in time our standard of living goes and how quickly.

I wonder a lot ... how do you prevent this from occurring again ? Is there any way for a society to create and enjoy massive wealth and continuous peace, and all the pleasures that affords, without becoming intellectually and physically soft ?

I think the answer is no.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 01:44 PM (RKJF2)

184 Degenerate scumbags. Gross and disgusting people.

The Clintons have the moral compass of a barnyard animal.

Wouldn't come near them with a 10-ft pole.

Posted by: Burning Man Orgy Dome at September 01, 2016 01:44 PM (PL2OL)

185
168 Man it would be great if people actually cared about this stuff.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2016 01:38 PM (4ErVI)


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We've been turned into Soviet Russia. Russians all knew the government was corrupt. They would even make jokes about it, just like we are. But they also knew they were powerless to do anything about it. Such is the way of our nation now.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 01:44 PM (Fmupd)

186
Pam.

You werent even the most impressive part of the sex tape.

Posted by: Tommy Lees Sentient Penis at September 01, 2016 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

187 The Clinton Foundation et al is the Enron, Worldcom, Phar-Mor, Sunbeam, Stanford Financial Group, Bernie Madoff, Stratton Oakmont, Hanjin Shipping of politics.


Added for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:45 PM (PukHz)

188 Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.
Tell us the lesson
we should sppurn.

Posted by: Clinton Family Foundation at September 01, 2016 01:46 PM (0vI5X)

189 Isn't Malia Obama attending Burning Man?

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:47 PM (HAr7n)

190 I'm sure die-hard Hillary supporters welcome these revelations. Because they pose a challenge to their faith, and if they can overcome that challenge and still adore Hillary, it shows how vituous and faithful they are.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 01, 2016 01:47 PM (Mt8T4)

191 They will again ... it's all a matter of how far back in time our standard of living goes and how quickly.

I wonder a lot ... how do you prevent this from occurring again ? Is there any way for a society to create and enjoy massive wealth and continuous peace, and all the pleasures that affords, without becoming intellectually and physically soft ?



Lose a lot of bodies. Pre boomer levels. Aka, War.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:47 PM (PukHz)

192 This kind of shit would make Al Capone blush.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 01, 2016 01:47 PM (PFy0L)

193 Is he a hottin totten?

OK, this is a cheap excuse for one of my favorite Krautish word plays.

Attentat is assassination. Potentat is like potentate or ruler. Tat is an act, a Taeter is the doer of the act.

So, if you kill the chief of the Hottentots you are an ...

Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 01:47 PM (mgbwf)

194 181 Psycho was the best!

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2016 01:48 PM (6xtq3)

195 Pam.

You werent even the most impressive part of the sex tape.

Posted by: Tommy Lees Sentient Penis at September 01, 2016 01:45 PM (8XRCm)



Honestly, as a heterosexual male, it always strikes me as odd when the male member of these sex tapes is the one thing that stands out to some people.


Pam was hot. I can still see her Playboy spread in my head. She was special, she really was.


The only thing I know about this guy was that he was with Pamela Anderson, and he was a singer or something, in one of those faux-metal hair bands I used to find so tiresome, I think.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2016 01:48 PM (TOk1P)

196 You can't just have Hillary cackle. She barks sometimes, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 01, 2016 01:48 PM (39g3+)

197 While the media hides Clinton Crime Gang crimes, they simultaneously try to destroy Trump supporters. It's a planned assault.

And Nate Silver and Harry Enton can't figure out why there are "hidden Trump supporters".

http://tinyurl.com/gup4ldu

Posted by: MTF at September 01, 2016 01:48 PM (LISuA)

198 189 Isn't Malia Obama attending Burning Man?
Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:47 PM (HAr7n)

Good lord that must drive the Secret Service insane.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 01, 2016 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

199 O/T: Immigrants have flooded Lake Cuomo, where immigration-activist George Clooney has a posh vacation home. He deserves this, but feel sorry for his neighbors (the ones who haven't been pro-open borders).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:49 PM (NOIQH)

200 I heard Peter Schweizer, author of _Clinton Cash_ say in an interview that the fact that the Clintons wear so many hats makes corruption easier and is an excuse. If questioned about meeting with somebody, they can say they were meeting with them in the capacity as the head of a foundation etc. and not in any governmental capacity.

Posted by: English soapbox at September 01, 2016 01:49 PM (yqvys)

201 The degenerate Clintons and there parasite pals make us blush

Posted by: Stratton Oakmont at September 01, 2016 01:49 PM (HAr7n)

202
Lighten up, Francis.Posted by: rickb223 


Don't tell me to lighten up. My medical conditions, drug treaments, and former life threatening stroke and thrombosis puts me no closer to the grave than the average 92 year old woman.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 01:49 PM (ZFUt7)

203 I have tears running down my leg.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 01, 2016 01:49 PM (jsWA8)

204 Soona, yes, that's it pretty much, isn't it.

Feels like I'm stuck in such a bad dream, lately...

Posted by: PonyTail at September 01, 2016 01:50 PM (Za6CI)

205 Miami billionaire Republican Mike Fernandez, also a top Jeb Bush donor, formally endorses Hillary Clinton for president

As much as I've always felt sorry for poor Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, the older I get the more I want to see our "betters" set up on a blind date with Madame Guillotine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 01:50 PM (X6fMO)

206 The Clinton Foundation et al is the Enron, Worldcom,
Phar-Mor, Sunbeam, Stanford Financial Group, Bernie Madoff, Stratton
Oakmont, Hanjin Shipping of politics.





Added for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:45 PM (PukHz)


Also Solyndra.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2016 01:50 PM (JO9+V)

207 RICO act?
Posted by: dc at September 01, 2016 01:09 PM (oY/R7)

Let's elect Trump and get Giuliani as Attorney General. I bet Rudy would love to prosecute them under RICO.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 01, 2016 01:50 PM (kXoT0)

208 197 While the media hides Clinton Crime Gang crimes, they simultaneously try to destroy Trump supporters. It's a planned assault.

And Nate Silver and Harry Enton can't figure out why there are "hidden Trump supporters".

http://tinyurl.com/gup4ldu
Posted by: MTF at September 01, 2016 01:48 PM (LISuA)

Because they are paid very well not to.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:50 PM (HAr7n)

209 "L'etat c'est moi."

- Slick Willie

Posted by: Chas No at September 01, 2016 01:51 PM (b8GUr)

210 I wonder a lot ... how do you prevent this from occurring again ? Is there any way for a society to create and enjoy massive wealth and continuous peace, and all the pleasures that affords, without becoming intellectually and physically soft ?

I think the answer is no.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 01:44 PM (RKJF2)



Not in the absence of an existential threat (preferably external, such as a major war) every generation or two.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 01:51 PM (SRKgf)

211 A Medal of Honor recipient has celebrated his 92nd birthday with the help of 50 Navy petty officers who serenaded him outside his home.

The sailors sang "Happy Birthday" and "Anchors Aweigh" to former Navy combat pilot Capt. Thomas Hudner, then presented him with a birthday cake and shook his hand during the ceremony Wednesday at his home in Concord, Massachusetts.

Hudner did not speak, but he stood and saluted. His son, Thomas Hudner III, said his father was "humbled and moved" by the show of affection.


The Massachusetts State Police escorted the petty officer selectees from the USS Constitution in Charlestown to Hudner's home in Concord and said in a Facebook post that it was an "honor and privilege."



Hudner was awarded the Medal of Honor during the Korean War after his plane came under enemy fire and he crash-landed in an unsuccessful effort to save the life of his wingman and friend, Ensign Jesse Brown, the Navy's first black combat pilot.

Hudner's medal citation in the Military Times Hall of Valor says Brown's plane was was forced down behind enemy lines near the Chosin Reservoir, North Korea, on Dec. 4, 1950. "Hudner risked his life to save the injured flier who was trapped alive in the burning wreckage. Fully aware of the extreme danger in landing on the rough mountainous terrain and the scant hope of escape or survival in subzero temperature, he put his plane down skillfully in a deliberate wheels-up landing in the presence of enemy troops," the citation reads.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 01:51 PM (zp+j1)

212 But they also knew they were powerless to do anything about it. Such is the way of our nation now.
Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 01:44 PM (Fmupd)


Yeah, but in principle we can correct it by electing the right people. We almost certainly *won't* but it is theoretically possible. Soviet Russia didn't even have the possibility.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 01, 2016 01:51 PM (Mt8T4)

213 OT

Adult Swim streaming Rick and Morty all week on their website 24/7

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 01:51 PM (q177U)

214 100 years Rick and Morty!

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 01:52 PM (q177U)

215 Lose a lot of bodies. Pre boomer levels. Aka, War.

That's why I put the part about continuous peace in there. War hardens societies. War cuts through alot of bullshit. War clarifies.

But without War, what does that ? A frontier maybe is all I can think of.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 01:52 PM (RKJF2)

216 "By making the US government pay the costs for their benefits, the Clinton Foundation got to not pay those costs."

Those hundreds of thousands of govt. subsidies undoubtedly freed up at least a couple hundred for food for kids in Africa, maybe breakfast for a week for some small village. Once again proving the Clintons are so much more compassionate than hateful flyover Americans.

Posted by: evilweiss at September 01, 2016 01:53 PM (1BQGO)

217 Can someone tell me why the fuck we (the sucker taxpayers) fund the "Office of the Former President?" What the fuckity fuck! I can see continuing with secret service protection but we are buying furniture and equipment?? Paying employees? Holy shit, what a fucking waste!

Posted by: Timon at September 01, 2016 01:54 PM (396pH)

218 Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch




Please receive this post as formal notice that you have used up your entire allotment of the letter "t" for 2016.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:54 PM (PukHz)

219 But without War, what does that ?

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Microaggressions and patriarchy.


Apparently.

Posted by: Tommy Lees Sentient Penis at September 01, 2016 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

220 Have these Clintons not a shred of decency?

Posted by: Dr. Kermit Gosnell at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (PL2OL)

221 "Pam was hot."

As the Tool Time girl on Home Improvement she had a fresh almost innocent look that was the hottest.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (r1fLd)

222 215 Lose a lot of bodies. Pre boomer levels. Aka, War.

That's why I put the part about continuous peace in there. War hardens societies. War cuts through alot of bullshit. War clarifies.

But without War, what does that ? A frontier maybe is all I can think of.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 01:52 PM (RKJF2

We are aiming for 2-3 billion bodies by 2017.

Posted by: The Uniparty at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (HAr7n)

223 And a man is loyal to whoever provides his bread and butter. And underage whores.

Posted by: Bubba at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (scfNY)

224 I saw Mexican Dick Punch open for Greased-up Lilly at Empire Polo Club back in ought 7.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (QM5S2)

225 And it's unclear writing. Always best to say what you want, not what you don't want. From now on, please ensure all invoices state 'Office of Former President Clinton'.

Posted by: Carme at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (RHjCR)

226 I wonder a lot ... how do you prevent this from occurring again ? Is there any way for a society to create and enjoy massive wealth and continuous peace, and all the pleasures that affords, without becoming intellectually and physically soft ?


This is a tangent. I'm reading 1776. I've always known about "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" but I never read it and all I knew is that it was by a guy named Gibbons and I had no idea when it was written.

Turns out he was a Member of Parliament and had just finished the first volume in 1775.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (mgbwf)

227 221 "Pam was hot."

As the Tool Time girl on Home Improvement she had a fresh almost innocent look that was the hottest.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (r1fLd

Not having Hep C will do that.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:56 PM (HAr7n)

228 Can someone tell me why the fuck we (the sucker taxpayers) fund the "Office of the Former President?" What the fuckity fuck! I can see continuing with secret service protection



Why are we continuing SS protection?
We changed the locks and combinations when they left.
And the two or three SS agents won't stop a hit or a grab anyway. It's not like they have 30+ agents around them 24/7.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:56 PM (PukHz)

229 Can someone tell me why the f**k we (the sucker taxpayers) fund the "Office of the Former President?"

Posted by: Timon at September 01, 2016 01:54 PM (396pH)


Probably not. It's a government program though, which means if there was a good reason for doing it, that reason is long past, but we're going to keep doing it anyway.


Probably someone like Millard Fillmore was low on cash, so it was kind of an act of charity.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2016 01:56 PM (TOk1P)

230 I have tears running down my leg.Posted by: CSMBigBird


Happens to me, too. But it's not tears.

Doctor said something about being In continent. I called her an old fool. North America is right in the middle of a continent.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 01:56 PM (ZFUt7)

231 Yeah, but in principle we can correct it by electing the right people.

I don't think so. Because I don't think they exist.

I honestly don't think there's a peaceful way to untie this Gordian Knot. And I think the knot was inevitable.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 01:57 PM (RKJF2)

232 Not having Hep C will do that.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:56 PM (HAr7n)

That and multiple plastic surgeries and collagen injections...

Posted by: Timon at September 01, 2016 01:57 PM (396pH)

233 I honestly don't think there's a peaceful way to untie this Gordian Knot.

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Well I...... oh. You said "peaceful".

Posted by: Alexander the Great at September 01, 2016 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

234
This is a tangent. I'm reading 1776. I've always known about "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" but I never read it and all I knew is that it was by a guy named Gibbons and I had no idea when it was written.

Turns out he was a Member of Parliament and had just finished the first volume in 1775.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Gibbon. No 's'.

There's a 6 volume set on gutenberg.org for free.

I've just finished the second one. He's a bit windy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 01:59 PM (V3IFq)

235 >>>O/T: Immigrants have flooded Lake Cuomo, where immigration-activist George Clooney has a posh vacation home. He deserves this,



Lake Como? I think the immigrants' "ingratitude" is justified. They see that the Europeans are using them (the immigrants) as a prop, a tool in order to overcome their guilt, and in order to think of themselves as multicultural, cosmopolitan.

They are providing valuable psychological services to the Europeans, and thus deserve the very best in accomodations.

May Clooney be forced to evict squatters, and thus be shown to be a hypocrite.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 01, 2016 01:59 PM (Mt8T4)

236 21 >> Like the Mafia which ostensibly started as an organization to help
protect people and act as law enforcement and community services but
really was just criminals, the Clintons are just crooks.


Like the email from Band, I believe, to Huma or one of the other toadies, asking for a meet for a CGI donor

"He's a friend of ours."

That has a specific meaning in the Mafia.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2016 02:01 PM (gyKtp)

237 how will the Obama's be able to afford their future international vacations without the fund?
how will their oldest kid be able to afford her weed?
you monsters!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:01 PM (Qcady)

238 I've just finished the second one. He's a bit windy.

I should read that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 02:01 PM (RKJF2)

239
So a rocket exploded all over the launch pad. Big deal. When I first met Bill he had the same problem.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 02:01 PM (ZFUt7)

240 Gibbon. No 's'.

There's a 6 volume set on gutenberg.org for free.

I've just finished the second one. He's a bit windy.




Thank you. I hate being wrong about things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:02 PM (mgbwf)

241 As the Tool Time girl on Home Improvement she had a fresh almost innocent look that was the hottest.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (r1fLd



Debbie Dunning. 07-11-1966

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:02 PM (PukHz)

242 234
This is a tangent. I'm reading 1776. I've always known about "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" but I never read it and all I knew is that it was by a guy named Gibbons and I had no idea when it was written.

Turns out he was a Member of Parliament and had just finished the first volume in 1775.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Gibbon. No 's'.

There's a 6 volume set on gutenberg.org for free.

I've just finished the second one. He's a bit windy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 01:59 PM (V3IFq)

Sure, they let a Gibbon serve in Parliament & write books, but a gorilla they shoot dead. Justice for our hero ape Harambe!

Posted by: #DicksOutForHarambe at September 01, 2016 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

243 Build a wall around the Clinton Foundation, top it off with barbed wire and guard towers and rename it the Clinton Federal Penitentiary.

Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2016 02:02 PM (2Mnv1)

244 The one thing that comforts me about the Clinton hangers-on and the Clinton Foundation is that eventually, it's going to be good old dumb Chelsea running it with no way to get cash infusions. The Clintons hoped for her to have a political future and therefore be bankable, but, she combines her Mother's charm with her Dad's looks (yeah, I mean Webb) with apparently no brains or ambition from any donor. The staffers in place will suck that well dry unless she is way smarter than I think she is.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 01, 2016 02:02 PM (kXoT0)

245 Thank you. I hate being wrong about things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:02 PM (mgbwf)

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**squinty eyes**

Posted by: The Beatles at September 01, 2016 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

246 239 So a rocket exploded all over the launch pad

that's what Anthony wiener calls an "iPhone incident"

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:02 PM (Qcady)

247 >>May Clooney be forced to evict squatters, and thus be shown to be a hypocrite.

Clooney is one of the nastier moonbats when it comes to AGW. He calls people who don't people stupid and ridiculous. He does this right before he hops on his private jet to fly off to one of his many homes.

He is a hypocrite many times over. Nobody cares.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2016 02:03 PM (/tuJf)

248 And yes, I skip the f'ing footnotes. There's pages of them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 02:04 PM (V3IFq)

249 I hope they burn his villa to the ground.

His goat raper wife is probably related to half of them anyhow. 50 generatjons of inbreeding has its consequences.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2016 02:04 PM (Itid8)

250 I should read that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 02:01 PM (RKJF2)


I've got a 6-volume set of Decline and Fall that's been on a shelf for nearly 10 years. I always begin the new year saying I'll read it, but I never do. I've got it on kindle, too, but I still don't read it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 02:04 PM (X6fMO)

251 >>...she combines her Mother's charm with her Dad's looks (yeah, I mean Webb) with apparently no brains or ambition from any donor.


Apparently she has her mother's demeanor, too (read: total entitled beyotch to foundation staff).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 02:04 PM (NOIQH)

252 **squinty eyes**
Posted by: The Beatles



Oh fuck you with all of the fucks fixerupper!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:04 PM (mgbwf)

253


". . . putting butter in your coffee . . . "



Is that some kind of new metaphor for fapping?

Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2016 02:05 PM (OZmbA)

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

255 244 unless she is way smarter than I think she is.

she failed at a news gig where all she had to do was read a teleprompter
no, she makes Meggy Mac look like Einstein

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:05 PM (Qcady)

256 Oh well, off to my 3rd house, the new one dacha on the lake.
Posted by: Comrade Sanders

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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 02:05 PM (9mTYi)

257 "Gibbon. No 's'.


There's a 6 volume set on gutenberg.org for free.


I've just finished the second one. He's a bit windy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop "
You saying there is a place where people can get literally thousands of classics for free without needing a car, ID, library card... and there are no limitations of race, creed, income, gender or disability? Wow.So you can do that with guns too, which are easier to obtain than a book, right?

Posted by: evilweiss at September 01, 2016 02:05 PM (1BQGO)

258 My former party boy days 15 years ago, tells me Somebody is giving Hillary MDMA or MMDA or another close derivative when she is in public to make her feel better (stoned and flying high).

I mean she looks like she is rolling her face off in most pictures.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 02:06 PM (HAr7n)

259 Hillary is historic. She's the only person to get an email from a Nigerian prince and actually get $12M dollars.

Posted by: pointsnfigures at September 01, 2016 02:06 PM (Cgudb)

260 I'll be in my bunk "putting butter in my coffee" . . .

Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2016 02:06 PM (OZmbA)

261 253


". . . putting butter in your coffee . . . "



Is that some kind of new metaphor for fapping?


Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2016 02:05 PM (OZmbA)


/sings...

I call my Woman coffee baby....
because she grinds so fine....

Posted by: John Prine at September 01, 2016 02:06 PM (qf6WZ)

262 259 Hillary is historic. She's the only person to get an email from a Nigerian prince and actually get $12M dollars.

consider that stolen and posted all over my facebook page

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:07 PM (Qcady)

263 Is Ace in the back room with that twitter whore again?

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:10 PM (Fmupd)

264 I've just finished the second one. He's a bit windy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop
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They ate a lot of cabbage back then.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 02:10 PM (9mTYi)

265 For the record, Gibbon was one of the first Darwinian pseudo-scientists who used his work to promote his worldview.

Spoiler alert: his conclusion was that Rome fell because they embraced Christianity.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 02:10 PM (7ZVPa)

266
". . . putting butter in your coffee . . . "



Is that some kind of new metaphor for fapping?


Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2016 02:05 PM (OZmbA)


No, it's some strength and fitness thing known as "bulletproof coffee." Ace has been on a health kick and it seems to have jump-started his writing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 02:10 PM (X6fMO)

267
Well, I shellacked Monica's face more than once . . .

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 01, 2016 02:11 PM (OZmbA)

268 259 Hillary is historic. She's the only person to get an email from a Nigerian prince and actually get $12M dollars.

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Bra-fucking-vo, my friend.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2016 02:11 PM (7HtZB)

269 No, it's some strength and fitness thing known as "bulletproof coffee." Ace has been on a health kick and it seems to have jump-started his writing.



Salted or unsalted butter?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:11 PM (PukHz)

270 Well, I shellacked Monica's face more than once . . .
Posted by: Bill Clinton




Shellacked or glazed?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:12 PM (PukHz)

271
I don't want to hear about Donald Trump donating an entire tractor trailer of relief supplies to those redneck republicans down in Louisiana. I used to have to gather up all of Bill's socks and underwear, hand them to the secret service and have them drive there, stand in line, get a receipt for the tax deduction, then drive all the way back.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 02:12 PM (ZFUt7)

272 >>Salted or unsalted butter?


Irish Butter.

Which is just their word for Whiskey.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 02:13 PM (0vI5X)

273 What is the health benefit of butter in your coffee; does it make you poop easier?

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2016 02:13 PM (a0IVu)

274 For the record, Gibbon was one of the first Darwinian pseudo-scientists who used his work to promote his worldview.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 02:10 PM (7ZVPa)
That would be quite an accomplishment since Gibbon died in 1794, 65 years before Darwin published On the Origin of Species.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 01, 2016 02:14 PM (EIB5Y)

275 What is the health benefit of butter in your coffee; does it make you poop easier?
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2016 02:13 PM (a0IVu)

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Didnt we have an entire thread on this once a bit back??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

276 >> What is the health benefit of butter in your coffee; does it make you poop easier?


All the fat, (almost?)none of the carbs.

Also, yes.
Sharts.

Don't overdo it.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 02:15 PM (0vI5X)

277 I mean she looks like she is rolling her face off in most pictures.

Yep. I made a joke about a methamphetamine and human adrenaline drip yesterday. It's probably closer to reality than fantasy. That open mouth, gaping, yet slightly vacant smile. All she needs is a glow stick and knee pads.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 01, 2016 02:15 PM (SeD0w)

278 She's like a super villain. The clothes, the cackle, the obesity, the greed.

Posted by: x at September 01, 2016 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

279 Irish Butter.

Which is just their word for Whiskey.



Which derives from a Scottish word that's spelled something like Ou'iske. Which means the same thing as the Scandi Aquavit and the Froggish Eeu de Vie.

Water of life.

Everyone decided more than a thousand years ago that getting hammered was the way to get through this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:16 PM (mgbwf)

280 275, Didnt we have an entire thread on this once a bit back??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2016 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
Probably so; sorry, I must have missed it.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2016 02:16 PM (a0IVu)

281 276 ***looks at coffee***
ummm no
if I need help shitting myself i'll just look at my kid's computer history

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:17 PM (Qcady)

282 And the #NeverTrumpers roll their virtuous eyes.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:17 PM (qUNWi)

283
Where are my trolls? I'm paying good money for trolls and I don't see any in this thread or at all today!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 02:17 PM (ZFUt7)

284 What is the health benefit of butter in your coffee; does it make you poop easier?
Posted by: IC


IIRC, the idea is that the fat/oil of the butter makes you feel satiated so you don't have to eat any carbs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 02:18 PM (V3IFq)

285 280 Probably so; sorry, I must have missed it.

no sweat, besides fixerupper is one of those wierdos that reads the content from what I hear

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:18 PM (Qcady)

286 if I need help shitting myself i'll just look at my kid's computer history
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:17 PM (Qcady)

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..... or us knowing youre looking thru it.

Posted by: navycopjoes kids at September 01, 2016 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

287 277 I mean she looks like she is rolling her face off in most pictures.

Yep. I made a joke about a methamphetamine and human adrenaline drip yesterday. It's probably closer to reality than fantasy.




What do you think is in that epi pen?

Besides being a brand name, epipen is genaric for the delivery method. Like Coke is for all colas.
My ex had an epipen for migranes.
Military has them for morphine.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:18 PM (PukHz)

288 Where are my trolls? I'm paying good money for trolls and I don't see any in this thread or at all today!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 02:17 PM (ZFUt7)

they got a beat down from Ace yesterday and most of them are cowards to boot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:18 PM (zp+j1)

289 >>IIRC, the idea is that the fat/oil of the butter makes you feel satiated so you don't have to eat any carbs.


For the love of all that is Holy, eat some Carbs!

Posted by: Ace's Filthy Underoos at September 01, 2016 02:19 PM (0vI5X)

290 My celibacy tape was leaked to the internet

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (7HtZB)

291 I live for teh carbons.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (qUNWi)

292 they got a beat down from Ace yesterday and most of them are cowards to bootPosted by: Nevergiveup

Damn! I missed it. Do you remember which thread?

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (ZFUt7)

293 287 Like Coke is for all colas.

pop
the term is pop
silly non-Chicagoans

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (Qcady)

294 By the By, was the Space X Rocket that when boom one of the ALREADY used and recovered ones or a brand new one? Anyone know?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (zp+j1)

295 Where are my trolls? I'm paying good money for trolls and I don't see any in this thread or at all today!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 02:17 PM (ZFUt7)

they got a beat down from Ace yesterday and most of them are cowards to boot
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I am here my empress!

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (326rv)

296 My celibacy tape was leaked to the internet

hah

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (qUNWi)

297 Some Guy In The White House said, just this year, that Hillary was the most qualified candidate for the presidency since Thomas Jefferson.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (JBggj)

298 If there were less news people would be a lot easier to manipulate.

Posted by: J. Kerry, super genius at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (1eSb0)

299 they got a beat down from Ace yesterday and most of them are cowards to bootPosted by: Nevergiveup

Damn! I missed it. Do you remember which thread?
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (ZFUt7)

it was the one about the professional NeverTrumpers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (zp+j1)

300
I put butter in my coffee, if by butter you mean Ever Clear...

*arf-arf-arf-cackle-cackle-cackle-cack,,cough-cough-cough-fart/squirt- cough-cough. cough....*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (HSmrB)

301 they got a beat down from Ace yesterday and most of them are cowards to bootPosted by: Nevergiveup

Damn! I missed it. Do you remember which thread?
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (ZFUt7)

it was the one about the professional NeverTrumpers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (zp+j1)


???

I thought you were there?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (zp+j1)

302 292 they got a beat down from Ace yesterday and most of them are cowards to bootPosted by: Nevergiveup

Damn! I missed it. Do you remember which thread?




All of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:22 PM (PukHz)

303 298
If there were less news people would be a lot easier to manipulate.

Posted by: J. Kerry, super genius at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (1eSb0)


I fantasize about fewer news people.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 01, 2016 02:22 PM (iLixi)

304 297 that Hillary was the most qualified candidate for the presidency since Thomas Jefferson

they meant George Jefferson

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:22 PM (Qcady)

305 pop
the term is pop
silly non-Chicagoans



I think it's fallen out of use, but when I was growing up near Boston every kind of soda was tonic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM (mgbwf)

306 We've decided to award $96,000 annually to our former Presidents. So why not just crank out four checks every year and be done with it? No need to track expenses and validate costs or worry about co-mingled staff and facilities. Just dump a check into an account of their choice to be spent however they wish to.

And then we'd also save all the GSA staffing salaries + burdens that we are now paying to track this crap.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM (o7l6R)

307 Clinton wears many hats? He never offered to wear one with me...

Posted by: Monica at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM (kumBu)

308 Hillary was the most qualified candidate for the presidency since Thomas Jefferson

That is sooooo true. And that includes her husband......wait.....shit...brb.

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM (326rv)

309 Which derives from a Scottish word that's spelled something like Ou'iske. Which means the same thing as the Scandi Aquavit and the Froggish Eeu de Vie.

Water of life.


"Uisce beatha" in Gaelic. Which is a language I would like to learn someday.

And there is a Scots whisky called "Usquaebach."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM (X6fMO)

310
I am here my empress!Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) 



Thank god. Get to work. Remember alt-right conspiracy and Trump is in bed with Putin. Go to it.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM (ZFUt7)

311 "Hillary was the most qualified candidate for the presidency since Thomas Jefferson"

and the most corrupt since Aaron Burr

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM (r1fLd)

312 that Hillary was the most qualified candidate for the presidency since Thomas Jefferson

they meant George Jefferson

They meant Jefferson Davis!...wait...shit...brb

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at September 01, 2016 02:24 PM (326rv)

313 Some people have to hold down several jobs to make ends meet.

I say "some" and not "lots of" because I want to protect the Obama economy and all that.

Posted by: Typical idiot on the left at September 01, 2016 02:24 PM (k0G44)

314 La Cosa Nostra stands back in awe of these people. At least with the Mafia you will find some standards of behavior.

Looking at both Bill and Hillary with their continued bad appearance, speech, and mannerisms - perhaps their decades long thievery and lies are beginning to show on the outside.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2016 02:24 PM (oiNtH)

315 I must say Space X puts on quite the fireworks show

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:24 PM (zp+j1)

316 "Uisce beatha" in Gaelic. Which is a language I would like to learn someday.

And there is a Scots whisky called "Usquaebach."
Posted by: Mary Poppins'


In Welsh it's 'Usiwudfiowrugfghaaogewahaphfhfadfhadfh'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 02:24 PM (V3IFq)

317 Like Coke is for all colas.


pop
the term is pop
silly non-Chicagoans


The correct word is "tonic."

Now get off my Massachusetts lawn.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 02:25 PM (X6fMO)

318 Trump could roll up the entire political class on treason charges the day of his inauguration, and I would not say a word in opposition

(I would go to a hidden place and do a happy dance)

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2016 02:25 PM (swEzU)

319 Damn! I missed it. Do you remember which thread?
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (ZFUt7)

The beatings continued some in the Trump Immigration speech thread.

But in the Professional NeverTrumpers thread, the trolls seemed to think he meant them and would not be dissuaded.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 01, 2016 02:25 PM (kXoT0)

320 311
"Hillary was the most qualified candidate for the presidency since Thomas Jefferson"



and the most corrupt since Aaron Burr

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM (r1fLd)

and exuding the most feminine mannerisms since Obama.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 01, 2016 02:25 PM (iLixi)

321 I thought you were there?Posted by: Nevergiveup 

I missed it. Life beckoned.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 02:25 PM (ZFUt7)

322 >>the most corrupt since Aaron Burr


Don't get e started on that whoreson!

Posted by: Zombie Hamilton at September 01, 2016 02:26 PM (0vI5X)

323 By the By, was the Space X Rocket that when boom one of the ALREADY used and recovered ones or a brand new one? Anyone know?




Reports aren't getting that specific.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:26 PM (PukHz)

324 So who is getting the bulk of the Clinton Foundation compensation?

Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at September 01, 2016 02:26 PM (y5N7g)

325 Just saw an advertisement for the "Lyin' Hillary Doll".

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:26 PM (Fmupd)

326 (I would go to a hidden place and do a happy dance)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2016 02:25 PM (swEzU)

Not me, I would be in the front yard in the driveway passing out drinks from the liquor cabinet until it ran dry....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 01, 2016 02:27 PM (kXoT0)

327 and the nice thing about the Clinton scandals is that we're nowhere near the bottom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2016 02:27 PM (3hIZX)

328 "Uisce beatha" in Gaelic. Which is a language I would like to learn someday.


Yeah, me too. I aspire to learn two more languages. Gaelic because of my ancestry and Icelandic because it's supposed to be the closest to proto-Anglo-Saxon from which all of our northern languages derived.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:27 PM (mgbwf)

329 That would be quite an accomplishment since Gibbon died in 1794, 65 years before Darwin published On the Origin of Species.


Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous
--

Its the name commonly given to those who pushed the humanistic view of science, trying to belittle religious belief. Doesn't have to post date Darwin.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 02:27 PM (7ZVPa)

330 326 I would be in the front yard in the driveway passing out drinks from the liquor cabinet until it ran dry....

makes note......move near Sherry

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:28 PM (Qcady)

331 and the nice thing about the Clinton scandals is that we're nowhere near the bottom.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2016 02:27 PM (3hIZX)


There's a bottom?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:28 PM (zp+j1)

332
Butter in your coffee
Sugar in your tea,

what are all these crazy questions
you are asking me?

Posted by: Haminacan at September 01, 2016 02:28 PM (ibvBn)

333 By the By, was the Space X Rocket that when boom one of the ALREADY used and recovered ones or a brand new one? Anyone know?


The re-used rocket isn't slated to go until later towards the end of the year.
So the one that went kablooey is probably new.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:28 PM (PukHz)

334 Some Guy In The White House said, just this year, that Hillary was the most qualified candidate for the presidency since Thomas Jefferson.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (JBggj)

Well that guy has a room temperature IQ and is always loaded on "something", so color me unimpressed.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (kXoT0)

335 She's like a super villain. The clothes, the cackle, the obesity, the greed.

Kind of a modern Jabba the Hut.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (PFy0L)

336
I am here my empress!
Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (326rv)
--------------------------
Oh but do you have enough honor to answer my questions?

Do you have the vocabulary to understand my dissertation?

Posted by: PhysicsJIF at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (NUqwG)

337 There's a bottom?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:28 PM (zp+j1)




He's in the White House. Oh different kind of bottom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (493sH)

338 So the one that went kablooey is probably new.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:28 PM (PukHz)

not anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (zp+j1)

339 OT So I was out having lunch. When I came back to the car, there was someone parked next to me with a sticker on their side window touting "Science, Reason and Secular values" What is a secular value?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (6HqlZ)

340 "Facebook Rocket Burns On Launch Pad."

Like.

Posted by: General Zod at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

341 So while Hillary hides in her lair being attended to and swigging out of a gin bottle, where is that geek Kaine? Is he taking any press questions?

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

342 makes note......move near Sherry
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:28 PM (Qcady)

Tulsa, OK

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (kXoT0)

343 LOL!!!

Just found out a bill passed in California to give low income families 12 THOUSAND DOLLARS in subsidies to purchase hybrid cars.

Yes, that's per family.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 02:30 PM (q177U)

344 315 I must say Space X puts on quite the fireworks show
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:24 PM (zp+j1)


---------------

It was spectacular. Almost worth the price of a rocket and satellite.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:30 PM (Fmupd)

345 TWELVE thousand dollars

$12,000

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 02:30 PM (q177U)

346 Heck, if you ant to talk about screwing the taxpayers, maybe it's time to observe that contributions to a charitable foundation as the Clinton Fdn claims to be are tax-exempt, which means the government subsidizes them to the tune of about 39.6% for high-income individuals and 35% for C-corporations, not to mention State income taxes that use Federal rules for contributions.

Go to clintonfoundation.org website and download the form for mail-in donations--right on the bottom, it's a tax-exempt 501(c)(3)

Posted by: mhjhnsn at September 01, 2016 02:30 PM (FZdvr)

347 "Science, Reason and Secular values" What is a secular value?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Nihilism?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 02:30 PM (V3IFq)

348 **looks at clock**

Oh, good. Time to go home. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 02:30 PM (X6fMO)

349 I told Hillary that it should be the ctrl alt right conspiracy it makes more sense, plus it fits with that reset button of hers.

And there is way too much news out there, CNN is all you need.

Posted by: J. Kerry, super genius at September 01, 2016 02:30 PM (1eSb0)

350 Yeah, me too. I aspire to learn two more languages. Gaelic because of my ancestry and Icelandic because it's supposed to be the closest to proto-Anglo-Saxon from which all of our northern languages derived.

Did you ever hear of this language savant guy who learned Icelandic in one week?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXjPEkDfek

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:31 PM (qUNWi)

351 What is a secular value?


Just guessing, but I'd guess a non God-based morality.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:31 PM (mgbwf)

352 220 Have these Clintons not a shred of decency?

Posted by: Dr. Kermit Gosnell at September 01, 2016 01:55 PM (PL2OL)



You just can't trust those people with money.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at September 01, 2016 02:31 PM (SRKgf)

353 I am here my empress!
Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at September 01, 2016 02:20 PM (326rv)
--------------------------
Oh but do you have enough honor to answer my questions?

Do you have the vocabulary to understand my dissertation?
Posted by: PhysicsJIF

1. I'm a Moron

2. Yes, I read comic books.

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at September 01, 2016 02:31 PM (326rv)

354 I must say Space X puts on quite the fireworks show
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:24 PM (zp+j1)

---------------

It was spectacular. Almost worth the price of a rocket and satellite.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:30 PM (Fmupd)



I mentioned in another thread, who is going to clean up all of that nasty pollution the burning rocket fuel created? Will little Suckerberg pay for it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 02:31 PM (493sH)

355 342 we've actually considered moving there

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 01, 2016 02:32 PM (Qcady)

356 not anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup




True. Wonder if they can part it out to NASA?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:32 PM (PukHz)

357 A Toyota Prius C starts at $19,500

With a $12,000 subsidy it would cost $7,500 LOL!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 02:33 PM (q177U)

358 339 OT So I was out having lunch. When I came back to the car, there was someone parked next to me with a sticker on their side window touting "Science, Reason and Secular values" What is a secular value?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (6HqlZ)

Nazi Germany, the USSR, and the People's Republic of China are the most prominent explicitly secular societies, so I'm going to go with "explicit disregard for all life, human and otherwise" as the primary secular value.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 01, 2016 02:33 PM (KUaJL)

359 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:31 PM (mgbwf)

Well clearly it's non God based. I get that. :^) It's just that "secular values" means nothing to me other than you don't believe in God and I have no idea what their moality or values are other than "I'm so much better than you icky religious types".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:33 PM (6HqlZ)

360
Yeah, me too. I aspire to learn two more languages. Gaelic because of my ancestry and Icelandic because it's supposed to be the closest to proto-Anglo-Saxon from which all of our northern languages derived.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:27 PM (mgbwf)



Check out Duolingo. I don't think they have Gaelic yet, but they do have Welsh (is that different?), and in any case they're developing new language courses all the time.

Best of all, it's free. And fun.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at September 01, 2016 02:34 PM (SRKgf)

361 Shit. Sock off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 02:34 PM (SRKgf)

362 What is a secular value?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--

Well, freedom from religion, the right to free speech (as long as you say the right things), abortion on demand, etc.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 02:34 PM (7ZVPa)

363 What is a secular value?>>>

YOLO!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2016 02:34 PM (wrS2o)

364 Yeah, me too. I aspire to learn two more languages. Gaelic because of my ancestry and Icelandic because it's supposed to be the closest to proto-Anglo-Saxon from which all of our northern languages derived.

Bander, you might enjoy these two books by Bill Bryson: The Mother Tongue and Made In America:

goo.gl/TwplE8

goo.gl/uZYlXh

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 02:34 PM (X6fMO)

365 298 If there were less news people would be a lot easier to manipulate.
Posted by: J. Kerry, super genius at September 01, 2016 02:21 PM (1eSb0)

If there were less people.... We win!!!!

Posted by: Trd Turmer at September 01, 2016 02:35 PM (HAr7n)

366 359 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:31 PM (mgbwf)

>>Well clearly it's non God based. I get that. :^) It's just that "secular values" means nothing to me other than you don't believe in God and I have no idea what their moality or values are other than "I'm so much better than you icky religious types".Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:33 PM (6HqlZ)

Judged by those that judge not lest they be judged.

Posted by: General Zod at September 01, 2016 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

367 NGU and GoK (if you are here)-thanks for the help earlier. Sorry if you kept talking to me and I didn't respond. I was driving, and we had just stopped at CFA for some hate food when I posted. My husband is driving now, don't worry.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:36 PM (bwIoT)

368 "Science, Reason and Secular values" What is a secular value?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I think it means you can kill anybody that inconveniences the state.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2016 02:36 PM (1BQGO)

369 What does this thread teach the observant:

Even if Panzersuit croaks, the Dem cartel will use a hologram of the First Vagina to impress the free shitters, the hard core Alinskies, and media whores.....to assure that the theft of a nation proceeds as planned.

Got to respect the obsessed evil of the Dem cartel for it s singular pursuit of unbridled power.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at September 01, 2016 02:36 PM (3ZttN)

370 362 What is a secular value?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Do what thy wilt shall be the law of the land.

Posted by: Alister Crowley at September 01, 2016 02:36 PM (HAr7n)

371 "Not me, I would be in the front yard in the driveway passing out drinks from the liquor cabinet until it ran dry...."

Horde makes a mass move to Tulsa, Sherry runs out of booze...

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2016 02:37 PM (swEzU)

372 Sherry passed out the drinks and then I passed out ba dump.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:38 PM (qUNWi)

373
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:33 PM (6HqlZ)
____________________________

So did you key the bitches car or not?

Posted by: Kudzu King at September 01, 2016 02:39 PM (HSmrB)

374 Its the name commonly given to those who pushed the humanistic view
of science, trying to belittle religious belief. Doesn't have to post
date Darwin.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 01, 2016 02:27 PM (7ZVPa)
That's funny. I always thought the word "Darwinian" referred to Darwin's ideas, principally his conception of evolution.

Edward Gibbon shared in a common 18th-century French Enlightenment belittling of Christianity (and by extension Judaism) while glorifying the Roman Empire, but this had little to do with science, nothing to with Charles Darwin, and Gibbon joined Burke in deploring the French Revolution.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 01, 2016 02:40 PM (EIB5Y)

375 Americans will need lots of help fighting the corruptocrats, during the Trump years. They'll fight back and the media is totally on their side.

Posted by: Roland The Thompson Gunner at September 01, 2016 02:40 PM (LISuA)

376 Posted by: Kudzu King at September 01, 2016 02:39 PM (HSmrB)

Why would I do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:40 PM (6HqlZ)

377 Did you ever hear of this language savant guy who learned Icelandic in one week?

No, but I just watched it and that's awesome. I assume you are trying to make me feel bad.

I learned French in 8 weeks in a total immersion course. One week is just insane.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:41 PM (mgbwf)

378 234
This is a tangent. I'm reading 1776. I've always known about "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" but I never read it and all I knew is that it was by a guy named Gibbons and I had no idea when it was written.

Turns out he was a Member of Parliament and had just finished the first volume in 1775.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



Euell Gibbons wrote a history book?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 02:41 PM (SRKgf)

379 Ace stomped himself, then wandered off.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:41 PM (PukHz)

380 Nude!!!!

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at September 01, 2016 02:42 PM (avboE)

381 368 "Science, Reason and Secular values" What is a secular value?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I think it means you can kill anybody that inconveniences the state.
Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2016 02:36 PM (1BQGO)


----------------

It means if the carbon monoxide doesn't work fast enough that we can use the Zyklon B.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:42 PM (Fmupd)

382 Anybody lnow what Hillary weig?

Posted by: x at September 01, 2016 02:42 PM (nFwvY)

383 NGU and GoK (if you are here)-thanks for the help earlier. Sorry if you kept talking to me and I didn't respond. I was driving, and we had just stopped at CFA for some hate food when I posted. My husband is driving now, don't worry.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:36 PM (bwIoT)

Have you crossed the Hudson yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:42 PM (zp+j1)

384 "Science, Reason and Secular values" What is a secular value?
========================

Free money for Democrats.

Posted by: Hillary=> at September 01, 2016 02:42 PM (LISuA)

385 Weighs

Posted by: x at September 01, 2016 02:43 PM (nFwvY)

386 ace is a wandering man.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:43 PM (qUNWi)

387 Euell Gibbons wrote a history book?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 02:41 PM (SRKgf)




Yes, it was very crunchy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 02:43 PM (493sH)

388 What is a secular value?>>>


Eigenvalue of the characteristic polynomial?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 02:43 PM (SRKgf)

389 Anybody lnow what Hillary weig?

Five cubits.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:44 PM (qUNWi)

390 Why would I do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:40 PM (6HqlZ)
__________________________

To demonstrate a secular value.

Posted by: Kudzu King at September 01, 2016 02:44 PM (HSmrB)

391 42 is a secular value.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:44 PM (qUNWi)

392
386 ace is a wandering man.
Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy


-------------

I sometimes get the feeling that he gets tired of us.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:44 PM (Fmupd)

393 Science, Reason, and Secular values means guns. Lots of guns.

And armies, big armies with guns.

Posted by: Haminacan at September 01, 2016 02:45 PM (ibvBn)

394 Haha Suckers! Made you look.

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Posted by: Anthony Wiener at September 01, 2016 02:45 PM (avboE)

395 NGU, yes, we are almost to Waterbury CT. The Tappan Zee was fine. Traffic has been pretty good save for one accident (not me).

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:45 PM (bwIoT)

396 Bander, you might enjoy these two books by Bill Bryson: The Mother Tongue and Made In America:


Oh thanks, MP4! The only thing I've read by Bryson was A Walk in the Woods.

I did get sucked in by Churchill when I was in my Churchill phase because he wrote a book called "A History of the English Speaking Peoples" and I thought it was going to be a history of the English speaking peoples.

It turned out to be a propaganda tract about why America and England should always be allies in war.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:45 PM (mgbwf)

397 Not News: Priests Warned Not To Wear Collars In Public Over Fears Of Islamic Terrorism. News: In The UK



Sad.

Weasel Zippers

First the Military and now the Clergy.
Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:45 PM (zp+j1)

398 I sometimes get the feeling that he gets tired of us.
Posted by: Soona



We disappoint him.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 02:46 PM (PukHz)

399 they have the mentality of the hardcore welfare addict


Worse than that, They are addicts. They are addicted to money and power. His sexual aggression is just a tip off to his deep psychological defect that drives him; the same with Hillary's secrecy paranoia.

They behave like hard core junkies. And hard core junkies will continue or accentuate their self destructive behavior till the bitter end.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at September 01, 2016 02:46 PM (3QAtO)

400 I sometimes get the feeling that he gets tired of us.

I'm just happy this place is here.

The last thing I want is for ace to get burned out on this shit.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:46 PM (qUNWi)

401 NGU, yes, we are almost to Waterbury CT. The Tappan Zee was fine. Traffic has been pretty good save for one accident (not me).

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:45 PM (bwIoT)

See the New Bridge they are Building?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:46 PM (zp+j1)

402 Secular values is easy to explain. Under certain conditions people are moral. Under other conditions, perhaps only slightly different, they are not moral. I refer to this as 'conditional morality'.

You then take the conditional morality of one individual and square it by your target population. *That* is secular values.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 02:48 PM (ZFUt7)

403 NGU, I did. Luckily the cranes were behaving.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:48 PM (bwIoT)

404 >>>Not News: Priests Warned Not To Wear Collars In Public Over Fears Of Islamic Terrorism. News: In The UK


How sick am I in the head that I am starting to find this stuff funny

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 02:48 PM (q177U)

405 402 Secular values is easy to explain. Under certain conditions people are moral. Under other conditions, perhaps only slightly different, they are not moral. I refer to this as 'conditional morality'.

You then take the conditional morality of one individual and square it by your target population. *That* is secular values.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 02:48 PM (ZFUt7)


How does one define "moral" in a secular context, though?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 01, 2016 02:50 PM (KUaJL)

406 NGU, I did. Luckily the cranes were behaving.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:48 PM (bwIoT)


As soon as they finish the new Bridge they will tear down the old one and build a duplicate of the New Bridge there to double the size and lanes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:50 PM (zp+j1)

407 How sick am I in the head that I am starting to find this stuff funny

That humanity can become so capriciously unserious overnight.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:51 PM (qUNWi)

408 I think it's fallen out of use, but when I was growing up near Boston every kind of soda was tonic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:23 PM


Heh. You were from around these parts, too, Bander? That's all I heard growing up too. And I must have been the only kid who called that thing on the wall a water fountain and not a bubblah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2016 02:51 PM (bzd8I)

409 Just three more nights and I get a four day weekend.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:51 PM (Fmupd)

410 Priests Warned Not To Wear Collars In Public Over Fears Of Islamic Terrorism. News: In The UK

Wear your collars, brother clergy. If a loving member of the ROP whacks your head off you'll be in Gods presence as a martyr and ROP adherent will face something quite different.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (6HqlZ)

411 It's a god damn shame we don't have a legal system or at least a federal agency that can oversea our betters.





Oh......wait.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (9ym/8)

412 Fenelon, et.al. I have nothing but respect for the religious types. Most of the best people I know are devout in one or another denomination.

My BFF alex is Evangelical and she says I lack the faith gene. I just don't have it. I don't get it. I respect it and I read the bible and I try to understand it, but I absolutely can't buy into the supernatural.

So, secular values to me means basic morality. I try to be a good person. I don't think the values of good and bad come only from 2,000 year old desert people. I think they're mostly right there for all of us to see.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (mgbwf)

413
Over at HotAir, sponsored by Al-Corn Clean Fuel and the Colin Powell Leadership Academy, the curious can observe Allahpundit desperately searching for a poll that shows Trump way behind.

He found one. Took him a half dozen articles of spinning the polls that show Trump within the MOE or better, but he did find one. Good for him!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (kdS6q)

414 How does one define "moral" in a secular context, though?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 01, 2016 02:50 PM (KUaJL)

The greatest good that harms the individual the least?

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2016 02:53 PM (q177U)

415 How does one define "moral" in a secular context, though?Posted by: joe, living dangerously 


Whatever the individual self reports as being moral. Having a woman (NOT HIS WIFE) perform oral sex but not having an orgasm -- I believe that was something Bill Clinton did. To him that was morality.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 02:54 PM (ZFUt7)

416 So, secular values to me means basic morality. I try to be a good person. I don't think the values of good and bad come only from 2,000 year old desert people. I think they're mostly right there for all of us to see.


QFT

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa with a Patrick Duffy leg at September 01, 2016 02:54 PM (qUNWi)

417 >>Priests Warned Not To Wear Collars In Public Over Fears Of Islamic Terrorism. News: In The UK

Military folk told to not wear uniforms while out and about.
Young women are told to cover up lest they stir the loins of a rapefugee.

Tell me again what's in it for the West to take in the ME's and N Africa's "refugees"?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

418 NGU, that will be nice. This is the first time we've gone over it since they instituted the no cash rule. We don't have EZ pass so supposedly we get a bill in the mail. I never even saw transponders anywhere but I'm sure they were there.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:55 PM (bwIoT)

419
Got to respect the obsessed evil of the Dem cartel for it s singular pursuit of unbridled power.

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I read that as pantsuit of unbridled power.

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 01, 2016 02:55 PM (suO/a)

420
403 NGU, I did. Luckily the cranes were behaving.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:48 PM (bwIoT)


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What do they do when they're misbehaving? Flap their wings and yell at bad drivers?

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:55 PM (Fmupd)

421 Not News: Priests Warned Not To Wear Collars In Public Over Fears Of Islamic Terrorism. News: In The UK






See? It really is a religion of peace. As long as you submit and even then it's not a given but still so peaceful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 02:55 PM (493sH)

422 He found one. Took him a half dozen articles of spinning the polls that show Trump within the MOE or better, but he did find one. Good for him!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (kdS6q)


Did he have any help from the geniuses at National Review, The Federalist or anyone with a British accent?
(because they're smart)

Posted by: jwest at September 01, 2016 02:56 PM (Zs4uk)

423 all about sucking up sweet, sweet cash for the Clintons

Any party that can't get rid of these criminals is useless...
That goes double for the GOPe.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2016 02:56 PM (8J/Te)

424 Wear your collars, brother clergy. If a loving member of the ROP whacks your head off you'll be in Gods presence as a martyr and ROP adherent will face something quite different.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (6HqlZ)



A rope and a long drop, God willing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 02:57 PM (SRKgf)

425
How does one define "moral" in a secular context, though?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously



Confucianism is a usual example. A moral/ethical/ritual structure, a way of living right-wise, but not a religion as such.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2016 02:57 PM (kdS6q)

426 421 Not News: Priests Warned Not To Wear Collars In Public Over Fears Of Islamic Terrorism. News: In The UK


They should also advise them that if asked, they should deny any knowledge of Christianity at least three times.

Posted by: jwest at September 01, 2016 02:58 PM (Zs4uk)

427 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (mgbwf)

I'm not putting down people who are Agnostic or Atheist. My sister is an Agnostic and she's a fine person and a scientist, but she also doesn't put stickers on her car touting "Secular values" nor do I have any bumper stickers on my car indicating religious belief. I just find the term "secular morality" to be meaningless since Ii don't know why the morality of the person driving the car is. For all, i know Hillary Clinton might believe in secular morality and she's not a moral person

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:58 PM (6HqlZ)

428 What do they do when they're misbehaving? Flap their wings and yell at bad drivers?
Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:55 PM (Fmupd)
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Fall on the old bridge.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2016 02:58 PM (bwIoT)

429 I think the proper term when referring to the Clinton's is White Trash.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 01, 2016 02:58 PM (xJQtz)

430 189 "Isn't Malia Obama attending Burning Man?"

Yes, but in white-face. For security reasons.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2016 02:59 PM (3myMJ)

431 He found one. Took him a half dozen articles of spinning the polls that show Trump within the MOE or better, but he did find one. Good for him!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (kdS6q)




Now if he can find one within the Larry or Curly that would be something.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 02:59 PM (493sH)

432 What do they do when they're misbehaving? Flap their wings and yell at bad drivers?
Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:55 PM (Fmupd)

About 3 weeks ago one fell sideways across the old Bridge. Luckily no one was hurt and they had it cleared in one day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:59 PM (zp+j1)

433 416 So, secular values to me means basic morality. I try to be a good person. I don't think the values of good and bad come only from 2,000 year old desert people. I think they're mostly right there for all of us to see.


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Oh, you mean like the Clintons do? Illegals? BLM?

Etcetera. Etcetera. Etcetera.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 02:59 PM (Fmupd)

434 >>>Did you ever hear of this language savant guy who learned Icelandic in one week<<<
.

That's nothing. He also memorized, and recited, PI to 22,514 places. Watched some video of him reciting it to four people keeping track. Took him eight hours.

Posted by: Javems at September 01, 2016 02:59 PM (yOqwj)

435 >>So, secular values to me means basic morality. I try to be a good person. I don't think the values of good and bad come only from 2,000 year old desert people. I think they're mostly right there for all of us to see.


This guy gets it.

Posted by: iKant at September 01, 2016 02:59 PM (0vI5X)

436
For all, i know Hillary Clinton might believe in secular morality and she's not a moral person

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:58 PM (6HqlZ)
____________________________

Hence the need to key the car...



Posted by: Kudzu King at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (HSmrB)

437 Totally skipped the comments as there were so many. I apologize if this has already been said, but what the heck is Politico reporting this for? And at this point, what difference does it make? The fix is in for Hillary, and Happy Days of the 90's will be here again complete with more graft and corruption.

Posted by: runningrn at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (d1QOI)

438 For all, i know Hillary Clinton might believe in secular morality and she's not a moral person

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:58 PM (6HqlZ)


Immorality is a type of morals, I guess.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

439
Did he have any help from the geniuses at National Review, The Federalist or anyone with a British accent?
Posted by: jwest



Allahpundit went up to the rooftop of the Salem Media building, turned on the Cooke-signal and in he swooped....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (kdS6q)

440 "We are unaware of any legal prohibition that would preclude these activities" is the 2016 version of "there is no controlling legal authority."

IOW, we Clintons don't give a shit that what we do is unethical and immoral. As for being illegal, that's all a matter of interpretation.

Just ask our friend Director Comey.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (NnYnv)

441 Oldspeak: "extremely calculating"
Newspeak: "extremely careless"

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (SAaEI)

442 Guess this is why priests need to hide their collars:

It is writer Ben Judah's great achievement to reveal that hidden city in his new book, This Is London: Life And Death In The World City.

A young war correspondent, Judah examines his home city as the foreign metropolis it has now become.

Since 2001, immigration has transformed the capital. More than half of Londoners are now not ethnically British....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (NOIQH)

443 These grifters are decomposing one disgusting, dishonest act at a time.

But you know, I'm with Hillary. I'll even be her cell mate or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2016 03:01 PM (rqKLi)

444
One persons morality is to pay for braces for his children and let his auto insurance lapse. Hope you don't run into him accidentally.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 03:02 PM (ZFUt7)

445 About 3 weeks ago one fell sideways across the old Bridge. Luckily no one was hurt and they had it cleared in one day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:59 PM (zp


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What happened? Did it's legs just give way? Did anyone take it to the vet?

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:02 PM (Fmupd)

446 Totally skipped the comments as there were so many.
Posted by: runningrn at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (d1QOI)
Skipping the comments is fine, as long as you also skipped the post.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 01, 2016 03:02 PM (EIB5Y)

447 Posted by: Kudzu King at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (HSmrB)

I don't think Hillary was parked next to me at the sushi place ;^) but I still wouldn't key her car.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 03:03 PM (6HqlZ)

448 "Secular" ... in every modern context I've ever seen ... simply means "without religious influence".

Secular Government would be government without religious influence. Which we applaud when it's done in muslim countries. Turkey used to be more secular.

It brings up several interesting questions. Should our government be secular ? Can a multi-culti country survive as anything other than secular ?

The modern opposite of secular, as I've always understood it, was fundamentalist.

And somebody upthread mentioned Freedom From Religion. That sounds about right to me ... and a hell of a lot shorter.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 03:03 PM (RKJF2)

449 339 OT So I was out having lunch. When I came back to the car, there was someone parked next to me with a sticker on their side window touting "Science, Reason and Secular values" What is a secular value?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 02:29 PM (6HqlZ)



I can't tell you what a "Secular value" is. I can tell you what the sticker means. "LOOK AT ME DAD! I don't have to do what you tell me! I'm smart and think for myself! Take that Dad!"

They're an asshole, just like the assholes that put the "Darwin Fish" on their cars.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 03:03 PM (z/Ubi)

450 About 3 weeks ago one fell sideways across the old Bridge. Luckily no one was hurt and they had it cleared in one day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 02:59 PM (zp


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What happened? Did it's legs just give way? Did anyone take it to the vet?
Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:02 PM (Fmupd)

LOL

One of my Navy patient's works on it as a civilian...I will ask him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 03:03 PM (zp+j1)

451 Clinton's are whores....you fuck whores, you don't vote for 'em.

In Panama City today, this storm is just a popcorn fart. Overhauled as usual.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2016 03:03 PM (61bqj)

452 This is the sound of thousands of HR managers at transnational companies crossing Georgetown off a list:

GEORGETOWN To Give Slave Descendants Priority For Admission...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 03:03 PM (V3IFq)

453 I look at secular morality the way I look at fiat money: you have to at least pretend something's backing it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 01, 2016 03:04 PM (0c1sw)

454 Allahpundit is helping Hillary. Shocked that a NeoCon $$$$ backed blog would support the Uniparty policies.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:04 PM (Pn0FW)

455 So, secular values to me means basic morality. I try to be a good person. I don't think the values of good and bad come only from 2,000 year old desert people. I think they're mostly right there for all of us to see.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 02:52 PM (mgbwf)

It's a mistake to assume that. The Romans practiced infanticide. The Aztecs practiced human sacrifice.

If what is right and wrong seems obvious to you it's because you live in a culture that has been formed by Judeo-Christian values. I don't hate atheists or agnostics, but I think they sometimes don't recognize the degree to which their own morals come from Christianity.

Hell, in Muzzie world it's OK to off infidels and your own daughter if she talks to a strange man. People just assume that "everyone" can see slavery (or honor killing or rape or whatever) is wrong. No they can't. And if you abolish the framework created by those "desert people" they won't be able to in future.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 01, 2016 03:04 PM (u0lmX)

456 Rasmussen has Trump polling 24% of likely black voters.

democong are HOSED.

if they dont take the big cities, then nahn nahn nahn nahn hey hey goodbye

I guess enough black folk are tired of being sandbagged by the democong

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2016 03:04 PM (swEzU)

457 440 "We are unaware of any legal prohibition that would preclude these activities" is the 2016 version of "there is no controlling legal authority."

IOW, we Clintons don't give a shit that what we do is unethical and immoral. As for being illegal, that's all a matter of interpretation.

Just ask our friend Director Comey.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (NnYnv)

Yup... its right up there with Insider Trading, for Congress and their staff...

Illegal for us, LEGAL for them...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 01, 2016 03:05 PM (qf6WZ)

458 The United States is poised to sell $7 billion worth of Boeing Co fighter jets to Qatar and Kuwait after years of delays, and it may start notifying U.S. lawmakers as early as next week, four U.S.- and Gulf-based sources familiar with the matter told Reuters.

US officials have criticised Qatar for alleged ties to armed Islamist groups. The sales have been pending for more than two years, amid concerns raised by Israel, considered Washington's closest Middle East ally, that equipment sent to Gulf Arab states would be used against it.

Boeing said it was encouraged by continued progress and hoped to see movement on the two big arms sales soon. The State Department said it could not comment on any ongoing government-to-government arms sales.


Sigh

If you wonder why Israel always needs so much Military Aid from the USA...It's because we also insist on arming the other side?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 03:06 PM (zp+j1)

459 I think the proper term when referring to the Clinton's is White Trash.

Do NOT sully my name with the likes of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 03:07 PM (T/cxb)

460 The Clintons should be forced to post clear prices for all bribe types. That would help drive the price down and make doing business with them easier for the less rich. All the secrecy and unwritten rules drive has driven he cost of cronyism and corruption sky-high.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2016 03:07 PM (1BQGO)

461 Mom's a Libertarian- a limerick


Let me help you with this trivial banality
I'll define it with an air of some finality
If you don't hurt one another
(and it's okay with your mother)
That's what we call a secular morality

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 01, 2016 03:07 PM (wPiJc)

462 Here is more on the the guy.

http://tinyurl.com/zapoo42

Posted by: Javems at September 01, 2016 03:07 PM (yOqwj)

463 If you wonder why Israel always needs so much Military Aid from the USA...It's because we also insist on arming the other side?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 03:06 PM (zp+j1)

During the Ethiopian/Eritrean war, Russians were supplying both sides & their "advisors" were fighting each other.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2016 03:08 PM (7HtZB)

464 I have to agree with Pepe. It definitely looks like she's rolling hard on some occasions.

Or so I've been told. By a friend.

Posted by: Afroman at September 01, 2016 03:08 PM (HXEdZ)

465 Muldoon's Postulate- a limerick after 350 comments kills a thread within 10 minutes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 01, 2016 03:08 PM (wPiJc)

466 The fix is in for Hillary, and Happy Days of the 90's will be here again complete with more graft and corruption.

Posted by: runningrn at September 01, 2016 03:00 PM (d1QOI)


But without the prosperity and the Marcarena. Well, OK, now there's one thing that makes today better than yesterday. You're not hearing that damn earworm 10 times a day.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (u0lmX)

467 The good news is, Hellary's health is rapidly failing. Bill looks like he isn't long for this world.

They may never receive the justice they so richly deserve in this world, but eternity will be a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (1ZOkK)

468 Neighbor that I helped with his mower came back by today. Snapped his drive belt. Mower won't move.

No problem. Sorta got me to thinking.


Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (9ym/8)

469 >>Hudner was awarded the Medal of Honor during the Korean War after his plane came under enemy fire and he crash-landed in an unsuccessful effort to save the life of his wingman and friend, Ensign Jesse Brown, the Navy's first black combat pilot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Nice art print:
https://tinyurl.com/gw64a7x

Posted by: Aviator at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (c7vUv)

470 2 Clintons gotta Clinton!


I cannot comprehend how any sane person, even one with slightly questionable ethics, could support these scum.

Posted by: Hrothgar

They don't have a choice, every taxpayer is supporting them--even you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 01, 2016 03:10 PM (kfcYC)

471 Hell, in Muzzie world it's OK to off infidels and your own daughter if she talks to a strange man. People just assume that "everyone" can see slavery (or honor killing or rape or whatever) is wrong. No they can't. And if you abolish the framework created by those "desert people" they won't be able to in future.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 01, 2016 03:04 PM (u0lmX)

Correct.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 01, 2016 03:10 PM (QPdNE)

472 Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (9ym

No, but it should be.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:11 PM (Pn0FW)

473 "Hell, in Muzzie world it's OK to off infidels and your own daughter if she talks to a strange man. People just assume that "everyone" can see slavery (or honor killing or rape or whatever) is wrong. No they can't. And if you abolish the framework created by those "desert people" they won't be able to in future.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 01, 2016 03:04 PM (u0lmX) "

I don't think you need religion to be a good, moral person - but without it, there's really no 'proper' way to decide on shared values. We all know democracy doesn't work for that - the whole bit about two wolves and a sheep deciding on what's for dinner. You can't reason your way to values - we saw how that worked during the French Revolution. Some of it should just be in-born empathy - but you look around the world and obviously that's deficient in a lot of people.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 01, 2016 03:11 PM (kumBu)

474 Hudner was awarded the Medal of Honor during the Korean War after his plane came under enemy fire and he crash-landed in an unsuccessful effort to save the life of his wingman and friend, Ensign Jesse Brown, the Navy's first black combat pilot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Nice art print:
https://tinyurl.com/gw64a7x
Posted by: Aviator at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (c7vUv)


He is a Hero for sure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 03:11 PM (zp+j1)

475 I wonder if Bill Clinton is still donating his used underwear to charity and deducting them at $15 a pair.

Check it out. He used to do this while President.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 01, 2016 03:11 PM (kfcYC)

476 Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.

How big is your truck?

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2016 03:11 PM (F1ndw)

477 Boss Tweed was a true piker in comparison to the Clinton Crony Criminal Party. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 12:57 PM (3ldup)

I was thinking the same thing. The Dope from Hope needs a new moniker to reflect his gluttony and amorality. I am opening the floor for nominations.

Posted by: Locke Common at September 01, 2016 03:11 PM (CZCmp)

478 >> Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.


Any number of small engine repair guys around here that will pick up and drop off repair work.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 03:11 PM (0vI5X)

479 Clintons gotta Clinton!


I cannot comprehend how any sane person, even one with slightly questionable ethics, could support these scum.

Posted by: Hrothgar

They don't have a choice, every taxpayer is supporting them--even you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 01, 2016 03:10 PM (kfcYC)



Taxpaying, yes. But if they'd quit voting for them, they'd drift off....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (PukHz)

480 Shep seems so surprised that the Donald really didn't flip flop on immigration.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (Fmupd)

481 About the black vote....

I submit that the black voters supporting Trump are more engaged and likely to actually vote than the black "voters" supporting Hillary, who are disillusioned, worn-out and not feeling the love from Dems so much these days.

Blacks experienced super-highs upon BHO's election and what do they have to show for it now?

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (3myMJ)

482
Mom's a Libertarian- a limerick
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon




And oh how the money rolls in.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (kdS6q)

483 452 This is the sound of thousands of HR managers at transnational companies crossing Georgetown off a list:
GEORGETOWN To Give Slave Descendants Priority For Admission...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 03:03 PM (V3IFq)



In unrelated news, Georgetown announces the availability of a new major, "Janitorial Sciences."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 03:13 PM (SRKgf)

484
Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (9ym/
______________________________

Should be 'cause that's brilliant.

Posted by: Kudzu King at September 01, 2016 03:13 PM (HSmrB)

485 480
Shep seems so surprised that the Donald really didn't flip flop on immigration.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (Fmupd)


Shouldn't that idiot be on the Gulf coast screaming about babies being raped and eaten?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:13 PM (1ZOkK)

486 464 I have to agree with Pepe. It definitely looks like she's rolling hard on some occasions.

Or so I've been told. By a friend.
Posted by: Afroman at September 01, 2016 03:08 PM (HXEdZ

Seriously. She does. Glad I'm not the only one who sees it.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:13 PM (Pn0FW)

487 Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.




Could be. Growing up in St. Louis in the '60's, used to have a guy push a cart around that sharpened knives and scissors.
Anything to make it easier for people has some value.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 03:14 PM (PukHz)

488 Blacks experienced super-highs upon BHO's election and what do they have to show for it now?

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (3myMJ)


Commemorative Obama plates and other cheap shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:14 PM (1ZOkK)

489 Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Seems a bit narrow. Knife sharpening + power tool + mower repair?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 03:14 PM (V3IFq)

490
485 480
Shep seems so surprised that the Donald really didn't flip flop on immigration.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (Fmupd)

Shouldn't that idiot be on the Gulf coast screaming about babies being raped and eaten?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:13 PM (1ZOkK)


/looks around...

Where are all the posters who, last week, were so 'concerned' about Trump softening his border stance, and how that would destroy him?

Posted by: Don Q. at September 01, 2016 03:15 PM (qf6WZ)

491 Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 01, 2016 03:04 PM (u0lmX)

Thanks; Good post, Donna.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 03:15 PM (6HqlZ)

492 There used to be a guy who had a mobile knife sharpening business. He would set up shop outside a local grocery store.

Seemed to have more business than he knew what to do with. I think he may have moved away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:16 PM (1ZOkK)

493
"I wonder if Bill Clinton is still donating his used underwear to charity and deducting them at $15 a pair.



Check it out. He used to do this while President.



Posted by: Dirks Strewn"

I think that is about the only Clinton sleaze their MSM sycophants will acknowledge. Everything else is rumors, smears, alleged and discredited.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2016 03:16 PM (1BQGO)

494 Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (9ym/


Could be, however the customer base for fleet maintenance of landscaping companies would probably be more stable.

Posted by: jwest at September 01, 2016 03:16 PM (Zs4uk)

495 Seems a bit narrow. Knife sharpening + power tool + mower repair?>>>
And Gunsmithing.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2016 03:16 PM (wrS2o)

496 How about Boss Bubba?

Posted by: Locke Common at September 01, 2016 03:17 PM (CZCmp)

497 If forward speed remains the same, the leading edge of storm should be here in two hours. Hmm

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:17 PM (4n2X/)

498 Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2016 03:04 PM (swEzU)

I'm sure there will be a whole lot of voter fraud going on in the big cities.....and the smaller cities.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2016 03:17 PM (6HqlZ)

499 Just got a text from my cousin in Tallahassee. They're freaking out a bit.
Lived there her entire life and hasn't experienced what's coming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:18 PM (1ZOkK)

500 I'll tell you with some simple jocularity
We have a certain small peculiarity
Our morality's quite lenient
Shouldn't be too inconvenient
And hence the broad appeal of secularity

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 01, 2016 03:18 PM (wPiJc)

501 Hey guys, did you hear that real estate mogul Donald Trump is running for president?

Not sure if it's true or not, but an interesting rumor either way.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2016 03:18 PM (jBuUi)

502 Seems a bit narrow. Knife sharpening + power tool + mower repair?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 03:14 PM (V3IFq)



We have a guy here who repairs eyeglasses (in his shop, not on the move). He's cheap, does good work, and does a land office business.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2016 03:19 PM (SRKgf)

503 We need a new thread. Someone go find willow.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 03:19 PM (z/Ubi)

504 And while you're looking don't forget to check the maternity clothing sections.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (z/Ubi)

505 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:18 PM (1ZOkK)

We're gonna get it tonight but I think y'all are in store for a bit more in your area.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (4n2X/)

506 SAVE AMERICA
VOTE TRUMP

Posted by: Myshiba at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (cfHE9)

507 "Blacks experienced super-highs upon BHO's election and what do they have to show for it now?"

other than higher unemployment rates? higher crime rates in their neighborhoods, especially violent crime rates? higher welfare participation rates? lower literacy rates? higher levels of racism going both ways? illegals being imported to compete for the jobs the democrats have allowed to remain?

but Beyonce and Jayz got to go to the White House, and Jesse Jackson is richer, so there's that.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (swEzU)

508 Paolo's Knife Sharpening + Power Tool + Mower Repair + and Gunsmithing + and Housewife Maintenance

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (wPiJc)

509 Just got a text from my cousin in Tallahassee. They're freaking out a bit.



It made a weird right turn to cut back across the state instead of going up thru MS & LA.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (PukHz)

510 64 >>Hence, President Bush the younger's greatest mistake was not cleaning
house when he took office, to sweep away all the radical leftist freaks
and scum that the Clintons hired.

Exactly. Hillary brought over 70 of her people to State, and a lot of them remained to work for Kerry (probably why State is is so protective of her emails - her people are likely the ones receiving the subpoenas).
Should Trump manage to win, he'll need to do A LOT of house-cleaning.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2016 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

If there is a God in heaven (and I believe there is), Trump should have someone working full time now, compiling lists and getting ready for a purge of these vermin

Posted by: the Butcher at September 01, 2016 03:22 PM (AGJqR)

511 Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.

Nothing suck more than snow blower belts snapping halfway through clearing the driveway.

You could charge $150 bucks to install $20 worth of belts


Posted by: McCool at September 01, 2016 03:22 PM (TQxRy)

512 Drinking a beer at the Watershed Bar on the harbor in Panama City.

Still alive, no dead bodies floating by, rain, big deal.

Weather Channel whipping up fear as usual.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2016 03:22 PM (61bqj)

513 508 Paolo's Knife Sharpening + Power Tool + Mower Repair + and Gunsmithing + and Housewife Maintenance
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (wPiJc)

It's important to go to where the business is.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 01, 2016 03:22 PM (KUaJL)

514 497 If forward speed remains the same, the leading edge of storm should be here in two hours. Hmm
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet

499 Just got a text from my cousin in Tallahassee. They're freaking out a bit.
Lived there her entire life and hasn't experienced what's coming.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Don't worry, the Federal Government is sending out FEMA emergency officials to deal with the crisis...OF YOU DAMN REDNECKS BEONG RACIST AGAINST BLACK STORM VICTIMS!

[White person drowning in raging flood waters. Reaches out hand for help. Federal rescue worker extends his hand to the drowning person -- and gives him a flyer that says "Don't be such a racist when disaster strikes!"]

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2016 03:23 PM (jBuUi)

515 Yet another valid reason for The Fleshlight ownership club membership.

SUPER GONORRHEA

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:23 PM (Pn0FW)

516 I think I'm the same place as Bander. I have no animus towards the religious. I grew up in a Jewish household. My dad was a believer - my mom was an odd hippie chick who believed in some syncretic form of Judaism and animism, or maybe shamanism. My dad also spent a few years among the Hopi and I think to some extent he believed in their form of spirituality. I just lack that capacity - I struggled to believe even at a young age and I eventually just stopped. I'm a firm agnostic - all I really know is that I don't think we can know.

But I also don't trust anyone touting 'secular values' as a wholesale replacement for America's Judeo-Christian foundation. I think people have a desire, from birth, to believe in something - some to worship, some just to believe. And if you take away God, they'll worship Man or the State - and both lead to bloodshed.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 01, 2016 03:23 PM (kumBu)

517 505
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:18 PM (1ZOkK)



We're gonna get it tonight but I think y'all are in store for a bit more in your area.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (4n2X/)


We're as ready as we'll ever be. Everything is battened down, and we have plenty of water and canned goods. Husband is bringing home his company generator.

Grocery stores were packed with people stocking up on water and other stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:23 PM (1ZOkK)

518 Blacks experienced super-highs upon BHO's election and what do they have to show for it now? 
Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (3myMJ)
Commemorative Obama plates and other cheap shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh 


So they wasted a dead president and get to vote for a near-death president this time.

(Been waiting to use that line, thnx)

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 03:23 PM (ZFUt7)

519 Shep seems so surprised that the Donald really didn't flip flop on immigration.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (Fmupd)


That was last week's F.U.D. I think it was last week's.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 01, 2016 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

520
It made a weird right turn to cut back across the state instead of going up thru MS & LA.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (PukHz)
_________________________________

Uh-oh...



Posted by: Tallahassee Chicken at September 01, 2016 03:24 PM (HSmrB)

521 *reaches back in thread*

Heh. You were from around these parts, too, Bander? That's all I heard growing up too. And I must have been the only kid who called that thing on the wall a water fountain and not a bubblah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



We moved when I was ten. I never bought into Phillie fans or Flyers so I never changed allegiances. I lived all over the world but came back to the South Shore and want to get back there.

I'm using this as an excuse to tell the story of the world's stupidest nanny.

I was recently separated, I had some minor surgery, and she brought me home. I had gin. I didn't have tonic. I really wanted a gin and tonic.

Now, as the Bostonians have observed, tonic used to mean every kind of soda pop. So I asked her to go buy me a bottle of tonic water. And I was really specific. It will have a yellow label. It will say quinine on it somewhere. Don't buy tonic in the sense of soda pop, it has to be yellow and say quinine.

She brought me a bottle of seltzer with a blue label and I limped half a mile and back in the rain to get tonic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 03:24 PM (mgbwf)

522 And if you take away God, they'll worship Man or the State - and both lead to bloodshed.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 01, 2016 03:23 PM (kumBu)

I may have said something to the effect.

Posted by: zombie G. K. Chesterton at September 01, 2016 03:25 PM (KUaJL)

523 509 Just got a text from my cousin in Tallahassee. They're freaking out a bit.



It made a weird right turn to cut back across the state instead of going up thru MS & LA.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (PukHz)

You're welcome.

Posted by: The friendly operators of HAARP at September 01, 2016 03:25 PM (Pn0FW)

524 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2016 03:22 PM (61bqj)

You dodged it mostly by being on the extreme west side. Excellent planning on your part.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:25 PM (4n2X/)

525 I'm sure we'll lose power. Hopefully, not for too terribly long.

People have told us of being without power for two weeks, following the last TS that hit here. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:25 PM (1ZOkK)

526 The most that storm will be is a Cat 1 hurricane. And only briefly. It'll rain. That's for sure.

I can't understand the freak-out.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:28 PM (Fmupd)

527 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:25 PM (1ZOkK)

Predicting 50 mph sustained here at midnight. Old oaks and pecans are gonna catch hell if that happens.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:29 PM (4n2X/)

528 Muldoon's Postulate- a limerick after 350 comments kills a thread within 10 minutes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 01, 2016 03:08 PM (wPiJc)


*****


Hmmm. That didn't work. Maybe I should go in for a postulate examination.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 01, 2016 03:29 PM (wPiJc)

529 518 Blacks experienced super-highs upon BHO's election and what do they have to show for it now?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2016 03:12 PM (3myMJ)

So you are comparing supporting Obama to smoking crack for 8 years.

Sound valid.

Posted by: Freeway Ricky Ross at September 01, 2016 03:29 PM (Pn0FW)

530 >>Predicting 50 mph sustained here at midnight. Old oaks and pecans are gonna catch hell if that happens.


Serves those Lofty Bastards right!

Posted by: The Maples at September 01, 2016 03:29 PM (0vI5X)

531 But I also don't trust anyone touting 'secular values' as a wholesale replacement for America's Judeo-Christian foundation.


Yes. I guess that's where we parse the Judeo-Christian values from the doctrine.

The Judeo-Christian values seem self-evidently good, and as some posters have pointed out without them it wouldn't be so self-evident.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 03:29 PM (mgbwf)

532 " They simply do not comprehend that other people are working for the money they're scooping up,"

They understand that fact perfectly. They simply do not care, as they simply believe that the peasantry is supposed joyfully sacrifice for their betterment.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 01, 2016 03:29 PM (rznWS)

533 I think Pork-belly Bill is apt. Pork-belly Bill and Hill, the first swine of America.

Posted by: Locke Common at September 01, 2016 03:30 PM (CZCmp)

534 I can't understand the freak-out.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:28 PM (Fmupd)
___________________________

Try walking a mile in my shoes...

Posted by: Tallahassee Chicken at September 01, 2016 03:30 PM (HSmrB)

535 526
The most that storm will be is a Cat 1 hurricane. And only briefly. It'll rain. That's for sure.



I can't understand the freak-out.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:28 PM (Fmupd)


Have you ever been through a hurricane? I have (not here). A lot of people are going to lose property or experience damage, and hopefully there won't be loss of life. Hurricanes also spin off tornadoes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:30 PM (1ZOkK)

536 Posted by: The Maples at September 01, 2016 03:29 PM (0vI5X)

Heh.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:30 PM (4n2X/)

537 There used to be a guy who had a mobile knife sharpening business. He would set up shop outside a local grocery store.

Seemed to have more business than he knew what to do with. I think he may have moved away.

--

Omg, we had the exact same set up with a guy here. Then he up and left me town, leaving me with a drawer full of dull knives. We figured he died or something. He was always busy, too.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 01, 2016 03:31 PM (+FSld)

538

Are the eating people in Florida yet? I mean more than usual?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 01, 2016 03:31 PM (qul7b)

539 >>I can't understand the freak-out.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:28 PM (Fmupd)


Not everyone has read The Hitchhiker's Guide.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 03:31 PM (0vI5X)

540 Let's not forget Hillary booking a Gulfstream private jet, and loading up a whole Clintonworld retinue, for an "official" cross country trip at taxpayer expense.

The official ceremony in question? The ceremonial retirement from federal service of the Clintons' former personal chef (a Navy man).

The mind absolutely boggles.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2016 03:31 PM (noWW6)

541 Predicting 50 mph sustained here at midnight. Old oaks and pecans are gonna catch hell if that happens.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:29 PM (4n2X/)


We have a friend in S. Georgia who owns pecan groves. Has been the family business for a few generations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:32 PM (1ZOkK)

542 526 The most that storm will be is a Cat 1 hurricane. And only briefly. It'll rain. That's for sure.

I can't understand the freak-out.
Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2016 03:28 PM (

A little empathy and compassion would be nice about now.

Posted by: gingerbread houses occupied by sugar daddies and sugar babbies at September 01, 2016 03:32 PM (Pn0FW)

543 >>Let's not forget Hillary booking a Gulfstream private jet, and loading up a whole Clintonworld retinue, for an "official" cross country trip at taxpayer expense.


They used to send an airplane to Westchester County Airport for Take-Out Pizzas.

I used to deliver them.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 03:32 PM (0vI5X)

544 You dodged it mostly by being on the extreme west side. Excellent planning on your part.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:25 PM (4n2X/)

Here on business...but no stranger to hurricanes. Last one I was in wiped my ass and my roof for about $18,000.00.

I will be heading west on I -10 or Why 98 later....Should be fun.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2016 03:32 PM (61bqj)

545 I've lived through exactly one Cat 1 hurricane when we lived in Orlando 20 years ago. It was...very eerie. High winds, heavy rain, loss of power. I couldn't imagine a Cat 2 or higher.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 01, 2016 03:33 PM (+FSld)

546 Hola mis amigos que estrangulan a los pollos!! Que pasa?

Posted by: Banana Splits Hombre at September 01, 2016 03:33 PM (tWKR1)

547 513 508 Paolo's Knife Sharpening + Power Tool + Mower Repair + and Gunsmithing + and Housewife Maintenance
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 01, 2016 03:20 PM (wPiJc)

Isn't listing Paolo's Power Tool + House Maintenance being redundant?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 01, 2016 03:33 PM (u0lmX)

548 Must be a heck of a movie review Ace is writing.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 01, 2016 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

549
A little empathy and compassion would be nice about now.

Posted by: gingerbread houses occupied by sugar daddies and sugar babbies at September 01, 2016 03:32 PM (Pn0FW)


Thanks. I certainly offer prayers for people who deal with tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, and wild fires.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:34 PM (1ZOkK)

550 We have a friend in S. Georgia who owns pecan groves. Has been the family business for a few generations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:32 PM (1ZOkK)

I guarantee you he and his people are getting ready for days of cleanup. Pecan trees that are big enough to produce are not as sturdy as they look.

We've got a couple hundred year old live oaks that are living on borrowed time too.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:35 PM (4n2X/)

551 He must have ordered the 4 handed 2 hour massage and prostate job today.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:35 PM (Pn0FW)

552
MFM: We can't spend any time on these minor Clinton items. We have hours/days/weeks to spend on Trump's visit to Mexico and what a disaster it was and how everyone hates him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2016 03:35 PM (493sH)

553 Bill Clinton appears to acting as though he is "untouchable."

He does all this shit knowing that nobody, not even the next GOP POTUS, is ever going to seek an indictment, much less a conviction.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 01, 2016 03:35 PM (4+VII)

554
We've got a couple hundred year old live oaks that are living on borrowed time too.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:35 PM (4n2X/)


We're surrounded by 100' pine trees. We've taken out about 20 of them, wishing we had taken out more. All it takes is one through the roof. We're fine with the rain. Out of the flood zone, and since this isn't coming in off the Atlantic, we won't have surge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)

555 Season 2 of Narcos is on Netflix starting tomorrow.

Finished Stranger Things, which I liked. A lot of early 80s stuff in a blender. You'll know in the first ten minutes if you'll like it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2016 03:37 PM (r1fLd)

556 548 Must be a heck of a movie review Ace is writing.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 01, 2016 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

Please let it be Southside with you.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:37 PM (Pn0FW)

557 Hurricane Sandy wasn't even a hurricane, nor even a tropical storm when it went over my head, here in Pennsylvania. Last I heard before power went out for three days was a tornado was on radar five miles away heading in my direction.

I still blame Romney for not even pretending to give a shit about people in Pa, Nj, and Ny, while Chris Christie gave Obama a heroes welcome.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 03:37 PM (ZFUt7)

558

I did H. Andrew in Miami and H. Keith in Belize.

About 1/2 of the deaths from 'the storm' were murders. Opportunity knocks...

Bodies being found for months in rubble piles, mangroves, etc. with GSW's, serrated edge stab wounds and the ever popular skull fractures with baseball bat aluminum in the tissue...

Good times, good times.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 01, 2016 03:37 PM (qul7b)

559 Here is a track, similar to today's of a relatively minor storm that became the costliest natural disaster of the time.

Don't underestimate a tropical storm: TS Agnes, 1972. We had 13" of rain in Fairfax County, Va, well off the track.

https://www.wunderground.com/hurricane/atlantic/1972/Hurricane-Agnes?MR=1

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 01, 2016 03:37 PM (TnUKj)

560 When I read stuff like this, I am just reduced to "well of course they did."

Because no one will do anything.

I expect if Trump wins they may stop it. But maybe not. Some part of the entrenched bureaucracy will continue to fund them.

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2016 03:38 PM (ACqhm)

561 "We've got a couple hundred year old live oaks that are living on borrowed time too."

I hope you don't lose those trees, but if any of them come down, for Pete's sake, have them milled and preserve the lumber.

You just cannot get wood of that density and quality these days unless at an astronomical price, if at all.

The first generation of American naval frigates were timbered with wood from those trees. In many places the trees themselves were originally planted for the purpose of eventual shipbuilding.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2016 03:38 PM (noWW6)

562 Husband is closing his business tomorrow, and hoping it will still be there on Saturday.

Well, Imonna go prepare a bacon-wrapped pork loin. We'll at least have decent leftovers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:39 PM (1ZOkK)

563 I've lived through exactly one Cat 1 hurricane when we lived in Orlando 20 years ago. It was...very eerie. High winds, heavy rain, loss of power. I couldn't imagine a Cat 2 or higher.
Posted by: Lady in Black



Hurricane Alicia - '83. Cat 3. In Galveston.
Could not bug out by order of the Governor.
(That's what you get for being a prison guard)

Came in on my 1st day off of a three day weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 03:39 PM (PukHz)

564 Oh dear God. That effeminate Clinton ass-kissing douche Matt Lauer is going to moderate the first debate?

Remember how the GOP told us they would not get "Crowleyed" again? Yeah looks like they predictably took it up the Squeak Hole.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2016 03:39 PM (rqKLi)

565 They used to send an airplane to Westchester County Airport for Take-Out Pizzas.

I used to deliver them.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 03:32 PM (0vI5X)


That must be some pizza.

I used to send a plane to Shaker Heights to get sandwiches at Corky and Lenny's. But I'm sure it was a much smaller plane than Hillary used.

Posted by: jwest at September 01, 2016 03:40 PM (Zs4uk)

566 Talking on Farce News about the polls, however, the background images are all Hillary smilings.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at September 01, 2016 03:40 PM (mesZS)

567 "Half in the Bag" did a review of "Stranger Things."

Fun stuff.

Beware of Season 2.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 01, 2016 03:40 PM (4+VII)

568 We moved when I was ten. I never bought into
Phillie fans or Flyers so I never changed allegiances. I lived all over
the world but came back to the South Shore and want to get back there.




I'm using this as an excuse to tell the story of the world's stupidest nanny.



I was recently separated, I had some minor surgery, and she brought
me home. I had gin. I didn't have tonic. I really wanted a gin and
tonic.



Now, as the Bostonians have observed, tonic used to mean every kind
of soda pop. So I asked her to go buy me a bottle of tonic water. And
I was really specific. It will have a yellow label. It will say
quinine on it somewhere. Don't buy tonic in the sense of soda pop, it
has to be yellow and say quinine.



She brought me a bottle of seltzer with a blue label and I limped half a mile and back in the rain to get tonic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 03:24 PM



Was her name Consuela, by any chance?

And come to the north shore. No Cape traffic up here. Closer to NH, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2016 03:40 PM (bzd8I)

569 "Bill Clinton appears to acting as though he is "untouchable."
He does all this shit knowing that nobody, not even the next GOP POTUS, is ever going to seek an indictment, much less a conviction."

The Clintons are being tried in the court of public opinion and are losing. The prosecution isn't finished with its case.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2016 03:40 PM (r1fLd)

570 The last bad one to come through here.

SFW


http://tinyurl.com/gwg52bp

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 01, 2016 03:40 PM (4n2X/)

571 My sister went through H. Andrew. No power for three weeks. She was able to make it to her gym to shower, however.

Scariest thing for her was being in darkness at night, with roving bands of thugs on the streets. And her lib self was unarmed, of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:41 PM (1ZOkK)

572 Season 2 of Narcos is on Netflix starting tomorrow.




There goes my weekend.
Longmire starts soon.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 03:42 PM (PukHz)

573 And come to the north shore. No Cape traffic up here. Closer to NH, too.


The point of the South Shore is that you can get to the Cape from there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 03:43 PM (mgbwf)

574 My Mexican food craving from yesterday remains unfulfilled.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2016 03:44 PM (Sfs6o)

575 Maybe this storm will purge The Clowns In The Woods by next week.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:45 PM (Pn0FW)

576 Depending on the timing, we may catch the leading edge of Hermine on late Saturday evening/early Sunday morning near the end of the race at the western edge of LI Sound. That could be interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2016 03:45 PM (/tuJf)

577 574
My Mexican food craving from yesterday remains unfulfilled.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2016 03:44 PM (Sfs6o)


Mine too!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:45 PM (1ZOkK)

578 Pamela Anderson? Of the Tommy Lee free sex tape?
That Pamela Anderson?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2016 01:36 PM (PukHz)

It's special that celebrity women who made all their money and fame as twenty somethings naked in Playboy or in sex filled movies, turn 50 and when they don't have the looks or the butt to pull that stuff off anymore, start tut tutting and lecturing everyone on the evils of Playboy and sex filled movies.

I guess the Kardashians will be doing PSA's on the evils of reality television eventually. After another $100 million comes in and they buy six more houses.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 01, 2016 03:45 PM (F2kHf)

579 I think we should blame someone at random for the lack of a new thread.

Not me, because this was my idea.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 03:46 PM (mgbwf)

580 >>>3
Zucherturd's satellite just went up in flames on the launchpad

see Drudge
Posted by: McCool at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (TQxRy)

So glad there were no people in there.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2016 03:46 PM (gfJWV)

581

New GOPe anthem, to the tune of 'skeet surfin':

SQUEEKHOLIN USA!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 01, 2016 03:46 PM (qul7b)

582 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:45 PM (1ZOkK)

Try the taco bowls - they're bigly good!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 01, 2016 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

583 "Maybe this storm will purge The Clowns In The Woods by next week.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:45 PM (Pn0FW) "

Won't work. We all know that those types of clowns float...oh yes, they all float down here...

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 01, 2016 03:46 PM (kumBu)

584 I pray Ace did not get arrested for Soliciation when he ordered that massage.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:46 PM (Pn0FW)

585 The thread is starting to smell like Hillary's day-old Depends

and

Bill's Secret Stash of used Cigars.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2016 03:47 PM (0cMkb)

586 577 I've been thinking of some of the meals I had in Santa Fe a few years ago. I'd be willing to give back a large chunk of Southern California for meals like that on a regular basis.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2016 03:47 PM (Sfs6o)

587 I kinda suspected but could never prove that the utility companies have the ability to cut power to an area prior to a storm actually hitting. It seems a little conspiracy theorist thinking but would make sense if they did.

With HC Sandy we were having sustained 30 mph winds but everything was cool. Then weather radio mentioned tornado five miles out and just like that, lights out.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 03:47 PM (ZFUt7)

588 Ace is just in the middle of an hour long squat. The new post will appear when he finishes.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 01, 2016 03:48 PM (kumBu)

589 Ace is just in the middle of an hour long squat.


Dude. Phrasing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 03:49 PM (mgbwf)

590 Noob

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 01, 2016 03:49 PM (jsWA8)

591 But Trump is way worse. Let's give Hillary the White House. /s

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at September 01, 2016 03:49 PM (+aCe4)

592 Bacon Fest in Savannah is on Saturday. Hope things calm down by then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:49 PM (1ZOkK)

593 Republicans tried to submite a bill which would have killed all these ex=president payments and grifting. The RNCe blocked it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 12:56 PM (mpXpK)

Bush & Clinton control the establishment of both parties. Both families feed at the same trough. Enough is enough!

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 03:49 PM (ru2SK)

594 577 I've been thinking of some of the meals I had in Santa Fe a few years ago. I'd be willing to give back a large chunk of Southern California for meals like that on a regular basis.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2016 03:47 PM (Sfs6o)


I've always thought New Mexican food sucked. Not spicy enough and they don't use enough queso.

I was raised on Tex Mex though, and authentico Mexican from Nuevo Laredo cafes FWIW.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2016 03:51 PM (t06LC)

595 meanwhile...at practice, colin kaepernick wore socks with pigs in police hats. he said that it only applied to bad cops. hmm so it would be okay to call a bad black person +++ the young man doesn't think things through, does he?

Posted by: ed gibbon at September 01, 2016 03:52 PM (HnvBz)

596 31 And yet there's STILL people gonna vote for these shits.
Posted by: JEM at September

Prominent members of Bush administrations. Kasich and Cruz supporters. I think these revelations are hurting Hillary badly on the left. I simply can't imagine how the supposed conservatives at NR can keep writing love letters to Hillary and columns about purging the blue collar and the " alt right" from "their" party.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 03:56 PM (ru2SK)

597 There used to be a guy who had a mobile knife sharpening business. He would set up shop outside a local grocery store.

Seemed to have more business than he knew what to do with. I think he may have moved away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2016 03:16 PM (1ZOkK)

You can also do a mobile business of sharpening scissors for stylists. My stylist has a guy that comes by once a month and sharpens her scissors. Most stylists can't do without their scissors for long enough to take them to a shop that does it. I would combine several of these small conveniences into one living.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 01, 2016 04:02 PM (kXoT0)

598 meanwhile...at practice, colin kaepernick wore socks with pigs in police hats. he said that it only applied to bad cops. hmm so it would be okay to call a bad black person +++ the young man doesn't think things through, does he?
Posted by: ed gibbon at September 01, 2016 03:52 PM (HnvBz)

Getting into the NFL doesn't require a PhD. Kaepernick appears to be about as dumb as a box of rocks. I don't know why everyone is giving this guy the amount of attention he is getting. His coach and the GM of the 49's ought to tell him that he is on company time when he is at a football game and will participate in whatever the team is requiring of him. Or he can be in breach of contract.

IMO, Kaepernick saw all the glory being bestowed on the Muslim " I will wear a hajib when I lose my fencing match" and decided that it was time that his conversion got some notice. Someone behind the scenes is pushing this with him. Whether it is his imam or just his own idiot brain, he keeps making up new reasons each week to bring attention to himself.

Last week, he wouldn't stand for the anthem because "cops were murdering black citizens and getting away with it, getting to be on paid leave".
This week, he's not standing because" he has a lot of respect for military people and he knows people who have gone to fight for this country, but people here at home aren't holding up their end of it".

I"m not sure which people aren't holding up their end of it unless he wants to name Hillary Clinton and Obama.

Since he won't, he ought to shut up, and hopefully get in the game where he can get trucked by the opposing team's defensive line.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 01, 2016 04:09 PM (F2kHf)

599 >>>71

She is fucked.
Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:11 PM (HAr7n)

Ewww.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2016 04:09 PM (gfJWV)

600 Ginnifer Griffin is so in the tank for the Clintons.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at September 01, 2016 04:17 PM (mesZS)

601 Is mobile lawn mower repair a thing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:09 PM (9ym

No, but it should be.
Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 03:11 PM (Pn0FW)

Oh, it is -- if you live in a little village south of Richmond, VA. My neighbor used to use them. He breaks everything he touches.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 01, 2016 04:24 PM (YeKKY)

602 I would also like to see someone investigate who pays for these presidential libraries, too. Seems like a racket to keep your partisans in cushy jobs and to charge the taxpayers for your good time.

Posted by: PJ at September 01, 2016 04:30 PM (cHuNI)

603 HillaryBillies at heart gotta love DEM! arkansawww ROOTS..Clem done take ma cousin so imma gonna take a FOUNDATION cream an smear it all ovr ma ass...Whooo WHEEE...im like no I am a PIG IN SHITE..cant touch me

Posted by: saf at September 01, 2016 04:53 PM (+zN6H)

604 There is a young Sally Kellerman on bonanza now.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2016 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)

605 was the Space X Rocket that when boom one of the ALREADY used and recovered ones or a brand new one? Anyone know?

At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Johnny at September 01, 2016 05:46 PM (I1KBZ)

606 602--Mostly it's the taxpayers who pay for Presidential Libraries, which are administered by the National Archives and Records Admin (NARA) and are the official repositories for the President's papers.

the attached museums may be privately funded,...

Posted by: mhj at September 01, 2016 06:19 PM (FZdvr)

607 Is this sort of thing frowned upon?

Posted by: Billy Blythe at September 01, 2016 06:54 PM (bSxRn)

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