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FBI To Release Notes of Hillary Clinton Investigation Tomorrow; 30 Emails About Benghazi Discovered
The FBI will release their information about how they executed their cover-up.
The FBI plans to release some of the material it recently provided to Congress regarding the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private email servers that she used as secretary of state, sources tell CBS News. The material, which is expected to be released in the near future, will include portions of interview notes, though it’s unclear which interviews will be released. The documents are expected to contain redactions. Portions of the interview the FBI conducted with Clinton earlier this summer will likely be part of this public release. The campaign had asked that the notes from her interview be made public.Hillary of course claimed all work related emails were turned over to State, as the law demands. That was not, get this, true. The FBI recovered -- while trying to un-delete her server -- thirty Benghazi-related emails.
The State Department says about 30 emails that may be related to the 2012 attack on U.S. compounds in Benghazi, Libya, are among the thousands of Hillary Clinton emails recovered during the FBI's recently closed investigation into her use of a private server. Government lawyers told U.S. District Court Judge Amit P. Mehta Tuesday that an undetermined number of the emails among the 30 were not included in the 55,000 pages previously provided by Clinton. The State Department's lawyer said it would need until the end of September to review the emails and redact potentially classified information before they are released. Mehta questioned why it would take so long to release so few documents, and urged that the process be sped up. He ordered the department to report to him in a week with more details about why the review process would take a full month.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Yo! at August 30, 2016 03:25 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 03:25 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Yo! at August 30, 2016 03:26 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 03:26 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: D. MacLeod at August 30, 2016 03:27 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: "if you can keep it" at August 30, 2016 03:27 PM (NJ61X)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 30, 2016 03:28 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 03:28 PM (hLRSq)
i'm going to be doing it twice a week for a couple of weeks to get my ridonculous body into something resembling normal human range of motion.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:29 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 03:26 PM
But still no epaulets....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2016 03:29 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 03:29 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2016 03:29 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 30, 2016 03:30 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: steevy
in a way. there was a lot of release, but not of my main joint.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:30 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 03:30 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:31 PM (UPYPp)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (d6TTt)
Honestly, not a fucking thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:31 PM (UPYPp)
Retired from pro football, soaking in a hot tub with his soul mate.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 03:33 PM (a8570)
Not these revelations.
But there are some other Revelations that are gonna mess some shit up!
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:33 PM (UPYPp)
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No, it's a uniquely American kind of banana republic. No epaulets. It's all polo shirts and pantsuits.
Posted by: Farmer Joe, job hunting at August 30, 2016 03:33 PM (27Ws9)
Posted by: Hillary at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (OD2ni)
Nah. People shoot themselves in the back of the head all the time.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (UPYPp)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (fA75F)
From what we've seen, they most consist of one sentence, such as "someone needs to come in and change the channel for me."
"Huma! Huma! Someone swiped my fooking "any" key again!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (fOgSR)
"Uh, because releasing it any sooner might have adverse effect on electing Mrs. Clinton to the Presidency." When has the shocking truth of abhorrent behavior ever derailed this malignant juggernaut of blatant lies, evil, stupidity, and Chairman Mao pantsuit couture? Why should they waste time trying to come up with plausible lies?
Posted by: The Humanatrix at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (5nIe1)
i'm going to be doing it twice a week for a couple of weeks to get my ridonculous body into something resembling normal human range of motion.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:29 PM (dciA+)
Get a deep tissue once in a while. You'll feel like you got run over with a steam roller for a day or two but the results are wonderful.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 03:33 PM (a8570)
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May I ask, did you choose your nickname because you like banana splits, the ice cream sundaes, or because you like the Banana Splits, those goofy things my brothers used to watch?
I'm guessing the latter.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (R4UF4)
~ FBI Notes, verses 1-4
Posted by: Damiano at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: tubal
no. but I feel like I have to pretend along with this lawless country.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:35 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 03:35 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Uncle Rico at August 30, 2016 03:35 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 03:35 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2016 03:35 PM (AroJD)
i'm going to be doing it twice a week for a couple of weeks to get my ridonculous body into something resembling normal human range of motion.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:29 PM (dciA+)
Ace, have you considered seeing a physical therapist for conditioning and training help? A really good PT can show you how to exercise to full benefit without injuring yourself, and can also help fix muscular problems before they become debilitating.
I've had a broken neck/back, and can walk and exercise because of my PT. I'm not running anymore, but in the big picture, I count it as a win.
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:35 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 03:35 PM (LdMbv)
They know the Republicans will not do a damned thing about any of it.
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (d6TTt)
How much extra do they charge for that?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (UPYPp)
People make me nauseous.
Posted by: antisocialist at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: Mirror Universe AP at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (c0/+W)
She should go for the caudillo look - a big red sash worn on the bias, with a four-inch brass medal pinned to it. That, or crossed bandoleras and a big sombrero.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (iIzG7)
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (TOk1P)
Get a deep tissue once in a while. You'll feel like you got run over with a steam roller for a day or two but the results are wonderful.
i think it was. It was painful as eff.
basically I went from being very sedentary to doing a lot of exercise and I basically turned my entire body into a giant knot. I think I need to just get things worked out to even be able to do stretching on my own.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:37 PM (dciA+)
How much extra do they charge for that?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (UPYPp)
There usually isn't a big difference in price. They just use a LOT of pressure and techniques that work deep into the muscles.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: hillary email #20 at August 30, 2016 03:37 PM (LdMbv)
That was not, get this, true.
She lied!? The f**k you say.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2016 03:37 PM (+lVUW)
46 33: "You'll feel like you got run over with a steam roller for a day or two but the results are wonderful."
Make sure the therapist has the Rachel Corrie seal of approval...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:29 PM (dciA+)
Sounds like Navin Johnson after he learned what his "Special Purpose" was for.
"I'm going to be doing this A LOT!"
Posted by: jwest at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (Zs4uk)
-- State said couldn't finish review of emails until end of September
-- Obama set to turn over internet to UN in october - where one assumes mysterious foreign administrators could then start hiding any "October surprises"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (NOIQH)
....
Pro tip: Leave a tip of about $100 in cash on the side table before laying down on the table.
... or so I've heard.
Posted by: Damiano at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Seems legit at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (oDCMR)
She should go for the caudillo look - a big red sash worn on the bias, with a four-inch brass medal pinned to it. That, or crossed bandoleras and a big sombrero.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (iIzG7)
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And - all of that over the housecoat get-up that's become her new favorite, with the non matching pants and the non matching shoes.
And then Drudge can put that picture front and center, and that will be the end of it.
A girl can dream, can't she?
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (mpXpK)
I've had a broken neck/back, and can walk and exercise because of my PT. I'm not running anymore, but in the big picture, I count it as a win.
...
yeah i'm seeing one because of my shoulders but I have a lot of problems biomechanically.
basically everything in my body is wrong so I don't even know where to begin.
the squats and deadlifts have revealed my hips also suck. In fact, they suck worse than my shoulders.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Ready for Hillary! at August 30, 2016 03:39 PM (c0/+W)
Posted by: Amit Mehta at August 30, 2016 03:39 PM (fCPIQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 03:39 PM (mpXpK)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/242617/"
Credit where its due, Sirota refuses to spin for Hillary on the email/Clinton Foundation stuff.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 03:39 PM (OD2ni)
With a stick shoved up her ass.
Yes, I still remember the Frito Bandito pencil eraser from grade school.
My lawn. Off it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:39 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 03:40 PM (Rh6FA)
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (TOk1P)
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Didn't we have a conversation about this here, just a few months ago?
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:40 PM (805dc)
i think it was. It was painful as eff.
basically I went from being very sedentary to doing a lot of exercise and I basically turned my entire body into a giant knot. I think I need to just get things worked out to even be able to do stretching on my own.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:37 PM (dciA+)
Sounds about right. It's not particularly relaxing while they're digging into your muscles. Next time you go, ask if they can give you some pointers on stretching. Some of them will do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:40 PM (0mRoj)
Better my credibility than my head. Besides, the plata side of the plata o plomo choice is really quite lucrative.
Posted by: James Comey at August 30, 2016 03:40 PM (rznWS)
50 is Major League average. Graded on 20-80. Point scale.
Translation for a 29 year old. Not good especially the 55 power standing at 6'2 260 all muscle.
It will be interesting if anybody takes a chance on him over a younger player with better grades on the rosters in the minors.
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 03:40 PM (HJEuH)
~ except form FBI notes
Posted by: Damiano at August 30, 2016 03:40 PM (71OEY)
Mind if I have a turn with that heroin needle, ladies? My eyes need therapy.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:40 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (d6TTt)
All things are relative.
We are still better than the rest of the world.
The top of a dung heap, is still the top.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (UPYPp)
Got willowed. I was reminded that that outfit that the FAB wore at
Cher's fundraiser, the smock with the big pockets, looks like what the
shampoo women wore at the beauty parlor years ago.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (CFc5L)
I was late in seeing it but good heavens, it was hideous. Was it made specially for her because I cannot imagine any designer making that on purpose.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (TOk1P)
Yeah yeah, we should all be lined up in front of a ditch and shot in the head. Blah blah blah...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
What, the guy who said that Hillary's FBI interview responses were satisfactory and aboveboard?
Only to have it then come out that she claimed during the interview to have been advised by Colin Powell to use private e-mail as SecState?
And to then have Powell completely shoot down that account of events by showing Hillary's purported chronology of events to be incommensurate with actual reality?
That guy?
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: hillary email #21 chanelling graham bell at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (LdMbv)
yeah i'm seeing one because of my shoulders but I have a lot of problems biomechanically
Hey! Me too! * holds out fist, awaits a fist bump *
-- Shrillster, v3.2.5b
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 03:42 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: setnaffa at August 30, 2016 03:42 PM (jl6Ly)
Sorry, dude. I only apply to peasants and Legitimate Italian Businessmen.
Posted by: RICO at August 30, 2016 03:42 PM (rznWS)
On the contrary. He's shown to be loyal to The Party.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2016 03:43 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:32 PM (iIzG7)
Yeah. If there's a spate of FBI agents driving off cliffs with the smell of alcohol on them, I'm going to be suspicious.
I think that that woman will go out in her housecoat and pajama bottoms and personally dump booze on the unconscious agent, slip the car in neutral and push it off.
And the only remorse she'll feel will be not getting to drink the booze.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2016 03:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 03:43 PM (LdMbv)
Cher's fundraiser, the smock with the big pockets, looks like what the
shampoo women wore at the beauty parlor years ago.
She's worn that ensemble *twice* recently - the Cher thing and then again on Sunday. It is by far her biggest tent-jacket, so I'm thinking she is probably held together with scaffolding and duct tape under there, and the hideousness of the outfit is there to make you look away in horror (this hiding the makeshift exoskeleton).
YIKES
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 03:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:43 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: Brian Williams at August 30, 2016 03:43 PM (7zkP4)
Sorry, dude. I only apply to peasants and Legitimate Italian Businessmen."
And pro-lifers praying outside Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 03:43 PM (LdMbv)
That typically involves tissue of a different sort.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (dciA+)
That's why there are plenty of folks out there who will help you lose weight, and start losing right away.
They start with your back pocket.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Al Gore, the 8th Hokage at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (KUaJL)
basically everything in my body is wrong so I don't even know where to begin.
the squats and deadlifts have revealed my hips also suck. In fact, they suck worse than my shoulders.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (dciA+)
Talk to the PT about ALL of it. Because dealing with just one area of pain isn't going to help all of you heal. Mine was very willing to go over every type of exercise that would be beneficial/healing for my body, and help me deal with chronic pain. As it is, I have pain injections every three-six months, and only need an Advil PM every once in a while-no opioids, no narcotics.
You are too young, at 29, to feel that bad, hon.
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (d6TTt)
Is that what we're calling "rubbing one out" this week?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (SCOa6)
Well-played, SABO!
He really took one for the team in doing it.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (NOIQH)
Got willowed. I was reminded that that outfit that the FAB wore at
Cher's fundraiser, the smock with the big pockets, looks like what the
shampoo women wore at the beauty parlor years ago.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2016 03:38 PM (CFc5L)
I was late in seeing it but good heavens, it was hideous. Was it made specially for her because I cannot imagine any designer making that on purpose.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
Either that or a DAMNED effective Trump mole on Frau Gruppencankles' staff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (xxSK3)
And America is skiing down Bandini Mountain. (And any of you too young to remember that, can get the hell offa my lawn.)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (iIzG7)
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (TOk1P)
Yeah yeah, we should all be lined up in front of a ditch and shot in the head. Blah blah blah...
Posted by: Insomniac at Aug
Only family lawyers and judges.
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 03:44 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 03:45 PM (oDCMR)
And revenge. Total REVENGE. Like a Cylon, or something. A unhealthy, waddling, pantsuited* Cylon.
*What are those outfits she wears called? It has trousers and then this huge cone of weirdly patterned cloth.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 03:45 PM (Rh6FA)
Her running for POTUS is the "f#ck you" to the world.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 03:45 PM (NOIQH)
no opioids, no narcotics.
FTS.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:45 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 03:45 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
Is that the type of reasoned argument they teach you in law school?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:46 PM (TOk1P)
I'm here, I'm here!! I'll do anything for another hit! A duet with that weird Sia chick that never shows her face? Rico Suave gotta eat, damnit!
Posted by: Gerardo at August 30, 2016 03:46 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:46 PM (iIzG7)
Granny panties.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:46 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
Is that the type of reasoned argument they teach you in law school?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:46 PM (TOk1P)
Don't be an ass. I'm just sick and tired of hearing this shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
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I'm thinking they will wind up on the clearance rack at the Outrage Outlet after the election.
And those outfits don't have a name. They just . . . are. *shudder*
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:47 PM (805dc)
How many People Perjuring themselves rise to the level of Conspiracy?
How Big of a Conspiracy do you need to rise to the level of Treason?
And why are NONE of these considered 'high crimes and misdemeanors'?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 30, 2016 03:47 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Hillary at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (OD2ni)
Okay, now you're just being disgusting.
Going to find the brain bleach.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2016 03:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
She's a gender-flipped version of my nic-sake.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 30, 2016 03:47 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 30, 2016 03:47 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: jwest at August 30, 2016 03:47 PM (Zs4uk)
Well, if it worked for Sean Paul, I guess it can work for anyone.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:48 PM (UPYPp)
Posted by: Sting at August 30, 2016 03:48 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 03:48 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:46 PM (0mRoj)
You can take it personally, or be honest and acknowledge the fundamental problems your profession has caused.
No reason to lose sleep over it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:48 PM (TOk1P)
If we're thinking of the same garment, I immediately had "disruptive pattern camouflage" come to mind when I saw it.
Break up those telltale lines of medical devices underneath.
Note that Hillary has _no further public appearances_ scheduled between now and debate #1. That's... pretty astonishing even for Clintonworld.
Remember in 1992, Billy Jeff's apparently superhuman campaign trail stamina? A hastily grabbed two or three hours of sleep per night, max, usually in the back of a plane or a bus? For weeks on end? This is a world away from that.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2016 03:48 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:49 PM (d6TTt)
Comes on at five
She can tell you bout the Ambassador
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry.
~Don Henley
Posted by: fixeruper at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (VnCI9)
Lawyers in the audience, remind me. If I murder someone, but claim that there was no evil intent, since they were a bad person and needed killing, I'm still going to jail, right? (Very old cases in Texas notwithstanding)
I can sooner believe that there was less evil intent in murdering someone that most people agree is a bane on existence that I can accept that there was no evil and completely illegal with full knowledge of the reasons and implications of setting up a home brew server for government email.
Posted by: Damiano at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (SCOa6)
- Wallpaper Mao suits.
- Shower curtains with pockets.
- Smocks stolen from really tacky beauty parlors, in a bad part of town.
- Weeble suits. Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (iIzG7)
No, but Downward Donation is.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:45 PM (SCOa6)
What? Did I say something unkind?
No. Not at all. Sorry.
I just meant give me the pain killers. I've earned them with this trashed body.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:51 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:52 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2016 03:52 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:52 PM (d6TTt)
He's already been visited at least once by the SS.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (3ZttN)
No way! If she's elected President of the United States, Republicans will have her juuuuust where they want her.
Why, the money pouring into their coffers, will assure them a House majority for years to come.
And if they ever get 60 Senators.....
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:52 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (a0IVu)
I think you guys are remembering the wrong RICO.
You want Enrico "Rico" Rossi who was Elliot Ness' sidekick in <I> the Untouchables /<I>
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (HPNqc)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:52 PM (0mRoj)
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Are you serious? Just for drawing her?
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Guy Who Writes Before and After Clues on Jeopardy at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (kumBu)
No. Not at all. Sorry.
I just meant give me the pain killers. I've earned them with this trashed body.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:51 PM (SCOa6)
Whew.
I thought I had given offense, when I didn't mean any.
You can have mine. I have terrible allergic reactions to all opioids and most narcotics. Between not breathing, and vomiting, I'll take the pain. Same with alcohol too. My system cannot tolerate it.
It's hard being a Moronette in good standing with this obstacles.
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:49 PM (d6TTt)
Hillary, in yoga pants, doing a squatting maneuver, getting up, grunting, digging the pant material out of her crack, spreading her legs wide, bending forward, the material stretching and creaking....
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 03:54 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:52 PM (0mRoj)
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Are you serious? Just for drawing her?
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (805dc)
No, this was a little ways back. He may still have the video up at his website, unsavoryagents dot com.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 03:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at August 30, 2016 03:54 PM (HPNqc)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 03:54 PM (kumBu)
house coat wearing ethically challanged addled old ladies.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (VnCI9)
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We're here to hold the beers, remember, Moki?
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (UPYPp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (Rh6FA)
I'm picturing at the first Presidential debate, Trump takes a look at Hillary's outfit, does a double-take, and then begins laughing uncontrollably, pointing and trying to breathe.
Who knows? We mind find that the debates are more entertaining with a well-executed spit-take.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:48 PM (TOk1P)
No reason to be a dick either....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (cGgNh)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (Sfs6o)
I mean, it doesn't matter or anything but at this point I'll take empty gestures.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 03:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 30, 2016 03:56 PM (5Tck3)
Sorry. I wasn't clearer. You have never offended.
I am 100% opposite. That stuff barely affects me. I had a wisdom tooth pulled at 10:30 one morning and went to work at three that afternoon. I was eating Tylenol 4's like Pez candy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:56 PM (SCOa6)
Dude! Why?!
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (UPYPp)
You all keep thinking about the classified e-mails. What if an unfriendly power has Hillary's yoga e-mails, with stills and footage? And releases those?
*shudders, whimpers, laughs quietly*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (cGgNh)
What??? I thought you were all about banning people over name-calling, Charlie?
Where's your integrity?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (TOk1P)
We're here to hold the beers, remember, Moki?
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:55 PM (805dc)
Gosh, I forgot. Thanks bluebell. I'll even bring a cooler with ice, to keep them cold.
And some deviled eggs, for snacks.
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (a0IVu)
Who's wearing black pajamas, Dude?
Posted by: Donny at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
You'd think Huma could do better than that. Then again, with her looks, she married that ugly pervert, so maybe she just has low standards. Does sharia law give women low self esteem?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (+lVUW)
Ride a bike. And get an indoor trainer. Build it up to 10 miles a day.
Posted by: Fabian Cancellara at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (sMLEE)
- The used condom of one of the Great Old Ones
- A pair of Galactus's boxer shorts
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 03:58 PM (iIzG7)
You'd think Huma could do better than that. Then again, with her looks, she married that ugly pervert, so maybe she just has low standards. Does sharia law give women low self esteem?
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Huma has an enormous mouth. It's a wonder to me why she paints her lips with the brightest lipstick available. Clearly this isn't Islam!
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 03:59 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Charlie at August 30, 2016 03:59 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM (d6TTt)
I hope those poisonous trap door spiders nest in your face.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Fabian Cancellara at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (sMLEE)
Or get a bike and ride a trainer. Preferably a hot one.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM (0mRoj)
Hey, we have standards, infidel.
Posted by: Dar al Islam at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (a0IVu)
Who's wearing black pajamas, Dude?
Posted by: Donny at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
You're out of your element, Donny.
Posted by: Walter at August 30, 2016 04:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM (VnCI9)
I believe the AoSHQ Style Guide allows for special dispensations given your medical history. It just means the rest of us have to take up your slack in those areas. I am glad to be of service.
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 30, 2016 04:01 PM (yvJnb)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:01 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 04:01 PM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 03:52 PM (d6TTt
Chris Sabo was a huge disappoinent in the middle and end of his MLB career.
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 04:01 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Dar al Islam at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM (rznWS)
In a bizarre, twisted sort of way, kind of true.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 04:02 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 03:53 PM
Were it not for the beneficent and civilizing influence of the Moronettes, it's doubtful the Horde would have any standards at all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2016 04:02 PM (5FQVt)
Posted by: grim milestone at August 30, 2016 04:02 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Make a Wish Global Initiative at August 30, 2016 04:02 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:56 PM (SCOa6) "
Be careful with Tylenol. It can cause permanent liver damage at surprisingly low levels of usage. That's why they cut the hard stuff (hydro/oxycodone) with tylenol, to stop junkies from abusing it. Which of course just causes more of them to OD on the tylenol. I'll take the cure is worse than the disease for $600, Alex.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:02 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Scooby Doo at August 30, 2016 04:02 PM (/CIN4)
They actually sent me a rejection letter!
Said they were looking for something a little more subtle...
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2016 04:03 PM (LEJHr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (+lVUW)
Yes.
When a smelly bearded man in a short thobe can beat you with a camel whip because some of your hair is showing in public, it tends to make you feel less than equal to others.
When the older women in the family into which you are forcibly given in marriage abuse you, because now it's their turn, since they were abused when they married into the family, it might make you feel unworthy.
One of the ladies I taught with in Saudi Arabia tried to kill herself, because she was not pretty, and was going to be forced to marry a man 40 years her age, and be his 4th wife-lowest on the totem pole. One of my students was beaten by her father daily, and her younger sister molested, and then thrown out of a window for being a slut (she was 5, my student was 7).
But Islam is totes okay, and so much better than those evil Christianists.
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 04:03 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2016 04:03 PM (CZCmp)
Posted by: Dar al Islam at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM (rznWS)
Dress her in sheep's clothing and I'd bet she could pull a massive refugee train.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 04:03 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:56 PM (SCOa6) "
Be careful with Tylenol. It can cause permanent liver damage at surprisingly low levels of usage. That's why they cut the hard stuff (hydro/oxycodone) with tylenol, to stop junkies from abusing it. Which of course just causes more of them to OD on the tylenol. I'll take the cure is worse than the disease for $600, Alex.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:02 PM (kumBu)
This is true. It's much worse if you consume alcohol while taking it as well. I stick to ibuprofen.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:03 PM (0mRoj)
What could trump the KKK ads against Trump to distract this bombshell?
They always seem to dig lower. Will they be speaking directly from hell tomorrow? Who's sitting on the throne?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 04:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:01 PM (d6TTt
The top 20 commenters and top 20 sock puppets each moonth should get a free Brazzers membership from the AoS Lifestyles department.
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 04:04 PM (HJEuH)
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/saboch01.shtml
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 04:04 PM (fA75F)
Yeah. I know. I was taking it specifically for the pulled wisdom tooth. I don't keep Tylenol at the house any other time. I liked to flipped when I found out about the liver damage thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:04 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:04 PM (LdMbv)
Don't you think that's odd, AtC, about the huge, ugly, dangerous, lurking spiders?
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:05 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM
I have some unexpected openings in my availability. Text me.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 30, 2016 04:05 PM (5FQVt)
Posted by: Bobama at August 30, 2016 04:05 PM (/CIN4)
HRC
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 04:05 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 04:01 PM (HJEuH) "
But dem goggles are in the Hall of Fame of sporting eyewear.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:05 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2016 04:05 PM (z/Ubi)
A dacha and extra beet rations are nothing to sneeze at, comrade!
Posted by: James Comey at August 30, 2016 04:06 PM (rznWS)
Maybe Trump will laugh at everything she says, too.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2016 04:06 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 04:06 PM (Rh6FA)
I'm guessing the latter.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 03:34 PM (805dc)
One banana, two banana, three banana, four!
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more!
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go,
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show!!!
Making up a mess of fun,
Making up a mess of fun!!
Lots of fun for everyone!!!!
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one!
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun!!
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork!!!
Making up a mess of fun,
Making up a mess of fun!
Lots of fun for everyone!!!
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
Two Banana, four banana, one banana, three!!
Swinging like a bunch of monkeys hanging from a tree!!
Hey there everybody won't you come along and see-
How much like Banana Splits everyone can be!!!
Making up a mess of fun,
Making up a mess of fun!!
Lots of fun for everyone!!!
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA,
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:06 PM (a8570)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 30, 2016 04:06 PM (Pby3z)
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry
~Done Henley
**Well hell. First time I didnt need to change the lyrics to fit the meme.
Posted by: fixeruper at August 30, 2016 04:06 PM (8XRCm)
deaths of those threatening the power of the Clinton's grows or stays
the same if Haggulus is elected?
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at August 30, 2016 03:50 PM (3ZttN)
No way! If she's elected President of the United States, Republicans will have her juuuuust where they want her.
Why, the money pouring into their coffers, will assure them a House majority for years to come.
And if they ever get 60 Senators.....
.
.
.
.60 democrat Senators gave us obamacare.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 30, 2016 04:07 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 04:07 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (Rh6FA)
I hope those poisonous trap door spiders nest in your face.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 04:00 PM (mf5HN)
So this means there's a chance?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (d6TTt)
surprisingly low levels of usage. That's why they cut the hard stuff
(hydro/oxycodone) with tylenol, to stop junkies from abusing it. Which
of course just causes more of them to OD on the tylenol."
And then, because of the increased number of overdoses due to the intrusive diktat of Big Government, we hear clarion calls for more Big Government programs to deal with.. the overdose problem.
Counseling! That's the ticket. Moar counseling by highly compensated career government employees!
Also, let's force further reformulations of pharmaceutical drugs of abuse, because that's worked so well before.
And let's callously ruin the careers of a couple of random doctors here and there just to prove that we Take The Problem Seriously.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (fA75F)
Remember in 1992, Billy Jeff's apparently superhuman campaign trail stamina? A hastily grabbed two or three hours of sleep per night, max, usually in the back of a plane or a bus? For weeks on end? This is a world away from that.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2016 03:48 PM (noWW6)
Bob Dole campaigned for 96 hours straight to wrap up the '96 campaign, making stops in 11 states. He was 73 at the time. Although the campaign publicly wore a brave face, later interviews showed that the campaign was aware weeks earlier that the party had made the decision to concentrate on House and Senate campaigns, believing the presidential race to be lost.
I've often wondered where a 73-year-old man found the energy for such a sprint.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (F26eZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWq15lDh8yM
Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2016 04:09 PM (khojj)
I am not, being that I am in a place of calm and peace and oneness with all the Universe.
Or I'm lying in wait. One of those.
You guess which one it is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 04:09 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Rico Suave at August 30, 2016 04:09 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 04:07 PM (fA75F)
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Nope.
Girl died of drugs in his house. The press was relentless.
Posted by: fixeruper at August 30, 2016 04:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (hLRSq)
Damn, and I thought I was obtuse when it comes to taking hints...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:04 PM (SCOa6) "
Yeah, I'm always surprised how few people know about the dangers of Tylenol - I mean, obviously the people who put out the stuff wouldn't want it to be well known, but a lot of people act like Tylenol is the same as the general class of NSAID's (Ibuprofen, Naproxen Sodium [Aleve], aspirin, etc.), and it's not. Heck, it's not even technically an NSAID because it's never been proven to have any significant anti-inflammatory effects, it's just an analgesic.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:09 PM (kumBu)
there was no evil intent, since they were a bad person and needed
killing, I'm still going to jail, right?"
Can you check the Clinton or Kennedy box? If so, no worries.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 30, 2016 04:10 PM (rznWS)
TRA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:06 PM (a8570)
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So, I was right.
And now I understand about that bet you won. I had forgotten that those things had names.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:10 PM (805dc)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:10 PM (LdMbv)
He was singing about the television gossip tabloids; one of them (I forget which, Lifestyles of the Sick and Shameless, I think) trash-talked him, and he wrote the song in response.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 04:10 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 04:10 PM (fA75F)
Gawd, that's depressing.
The ending of Afghani movie "Osama" gave me nightmares.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 04:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:04 PM (LdMbv)
The white dress/robe worn by Arab men, particularly in the Gulf States.
In the Mahghreb and Levant, it is known as the dishdasha.
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 04:11 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 04:11 PM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 04:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Perhaps.
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:12 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 04:12 PM (fA75F)
Granny panties.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 03:46 PM (SCOa6)
More like adult diapers, and given the size of that housecoat thing she wears, I'm guessing that they're industrial strength adult diapers. All that booze is pretty much in and out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2016 04:12 PM (+lVUW)
Didn't feel like Binging it and was wondering if it had been a typo (auto typo?) of 'robe' although that didn't seem likely to me contrasted with a native clothing style.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:12 PM (LdMbv)
Why, the money pouring into their coffers, will assure them a House majority for years to come.
And if they ever get 60 Senators....."
They could have the White House, 100 Senators, 435 Reps, 9 Supreme Court justices, 50 governors, etc., but, you know, "There's still that one Dem assistant dog catcher in West Frog Nuts, Montana, so we can't do anything just yet....."
Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 30, 2016 04:12 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 04:01 PM (HJEuH) "
But dem goggles are in the Hall of Fame of sporting eyewear.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:05 PM (kumBu)
He was banging Flower Gucci between innings.
Posted by: Rico Suave at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (HJEuH)
Now, now, Ace. You know better than that. I stated that I directed MY STAFF to turn over all work related emails to State. Bad staff. Bad, bad staff!
Posted by: Hillary at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (PL2OL)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (noWW6)
You now have doctors running scared when it comes to managing intractable pain even in terminally ill patients. Some are even brainwashed into worrying about causing dependency or addiction. Are you fucking kidding me? They're dying in agonizing pain, and you're worried about narcotics addiction? It's gotten beyond absurd.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (0mRoj)
What is your stance on Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (a8570)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hillary at August 30, 2016 04:14 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 04:11 PM (VnCI9)
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Dish-dasha I was taking a bath...
Along a bout a Saturday niiiiiiiiight.
A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everythin' was alright....
~Bobby Darrin
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 30, 2016 04:14 PM (mrfTe)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:10 PM (LdMbv
Only on days that don't end in Y.
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (HJEuH)
=========================
Not everyone can drill out the center of his bat, fill the core with super balls, glue the cap back on and use it during a game.
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (xVRrG)
Perhaps.
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:12 PM (Sfs6o)
I was more of a Space Ghost, Herculoids, Battle of the Planets, Voltron kid.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (0mRoj)
What is your stance on Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (a8570)
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Also unfavorable. I'm much more of a Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner kind of person.
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (Sfs6o)
According to Wikipedia, Lance left Hollywood at the end of his youth and grew up to be known by his birth name, Ron Paul.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (iIzG7)
He said everybody did it. Told me Thomas Jefferson deleted a bunch of emails about the Louisiana Purchase.
Posted by: Hillary at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (PL2OL)
...whose enemies keep ending up dead.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (V3IFq)
That can't be correct. Snorks came way after the banana splits.
I liked Dick Dastardly and Mutley. Dick Dastardly had the coolest car, and Mutley sounded like he could use an EpiPen.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 30, 2016 04:16 PM (Pby3z)
I preferred H. R. Pufnstuf.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:16 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:16 PM (805dc)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:16 PM (LdMbv)
I preferred H. R. Pufnstuf.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:16 PM (SCOa6)
Sid and Marty Krofft definitely took the brown acid.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 04:17 PM (6Ll1u)
What is your stance on Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (a8570)
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Also unfavorable. I'm much more of a Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner kind of person.
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (Sfs6o)
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Damn City Kids.
We had chores to do.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:17 PM (d6TTt)
There were no questions concerning intent in the FBI interviews... so the agents couldn't possibly know what the intent was with respect to Hillary and team's handling of classified material which means...
Comey, not withstanding all of the praise showered on him, is a fucking lying weasel.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 30, 2016 04:17 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2016 04:18 PM (CFc5L)
Perhaps.
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You forget, its soundtrack gave Bob Marley all of his material.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 04:18 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Hillary & Huma's nether regions at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (rznWS)
That can't be correct. Snorks came way after the banana splits.
Snorky the Elephant
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:16 PM (LdMbv)
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Andy, you and I are obviously the intellectuals here. I never could abide those overgrown, overstuffed puppet things. Ick.
Bugs Bunny et al., however, were great.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (1ZOkK)
I preferred H. R. Pufnstuf.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:16 PM (SCOa6)
Sid and Marty Krofft definitely took the brown acid.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
Of course the only reason you should have watched that hour was for Sir Lancelot , Secret Agent Chimp.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (m/vQu)
More like The Lost Weekend.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: James Comey
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Party loyalty pays dividends, comrade.
Posted by: Bernie, relaxing on the porch of new dacha at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Dorian Gray at August 30, 2016 04:20 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Now get off my lawn at August 30, 2016 04:20 PM (row6V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 04:20 PM (Nwg0u)
That can't be correct. Snorks came way after the banana splits.
Wow. There's a wayback name: Paul Winchell as Fleegle the Dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:20 PM (SCOa6)
60s Saturday morning was far superior to the super cheap low quality 70s.
Posted by: Make a Wish Global Initiative at August 30, 2016 04:20 PM (nFwvY)
The Moron Horde has intellectuals?
Who knew?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 04:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 30, 2016 04:07 PM (iONHu)
I forget the actual numbers, but it wasn't 60. One could say either Hairy Reed is smarter and better at it than Madge McConnel and Co... or maybe, Hairy Reed actually believes in what his Party is up to, whereas McConell and his gang talk guns and flags and Jesus because their voters are yokels.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 04:21 PM (TOk1P)
Whatever it was, it was just horrible.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (805dc)
Like the movie, Hillary probably sees the dancing booze bottles when she has not had a drink for a few hours.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (OD2ni)
And we were discussing Mel Blanc (and Bugs's accent) on the ONT earlier this week (or late last week).
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (d6TTt)
Please rank order the following from best to worst:
Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner
Daffy Duck without Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny without Daffy Duck
Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny
Ralph Phillips
Foghorn Leghorn
Woody Woodpecker
Chilly Willy
Droopy
Speedy Gonzales
Pepe Le Pew
Sylvester/Tweety
Tom/Jerry
Chip/Dale
Porky Pig
Sam the Sheepdog
Marvin Martian
Yosemite Sam
Bullwinkle/Rocky
Mr Peabody
SuperChicken
George of the Jungle
Tom Slick
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (a8570)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (m/vQu)
Jail you? Shit, you should be so lucky. They'll straight kill you for nothing.
Posted by: Vicki Weaver and the Burning Davidians, feat. Lavoy Finicum at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (1ZOkK)
And it then moves her "body", wearing its "Hillary" suit, like the space insect in MIB, and when she gets sworn in it starts laughing, splits the skin, revealing itself.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 04:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 04:23 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 04:23 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 04:23 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 04:19 PM (iIzG7)
Could be. I think we know she drinks (heavily?) but has anyone said she is noted for going on benders, I wonder.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2016 04:23 PM (CFc5L)
I understand that they are scumbags, but normally such people don't want everyone to know it.
Its a real head-scratcher.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (d6TTt)
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Let us not forget Ultraman.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (ts3NT)
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Just flood the neighbors tennis court in January and have at it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (0mRoj)
Well, apparently there's been years of aides mentioning what a "champion napper" she is, while she's complained about constant exhaustion, so it may well have been that she just rolled out of bed. But yeah, there's more to it than exhaustion.
Most illness that others have speculated she has are made worse by stress - and running for POTUS is stressful enough without an ongoing FBI investigation, Wikileaks saying the other shoe is about to drop, the first opponent who has ever openly mocked and insulted her (and often), and hiding said health issues.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 04:15 PM (xVRrG)
Unlike Berry Bondage and Sammi Sooser, who filled their bodies with super balls, and between them have one fewer World Series ring than Sabo.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (TOk1P)
What passes for intellectual here. On a good day. Sometimes. Occasionally. And never involving me.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (LdMbv)
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Which reminds me, here are the names for this season's hurricanes:
Alex, Bonnie, Colin, Danielle, Earl, Fiona, Gaston, Hermine, Ian, Julia, Karl, Lisa, Matthew, Nicole, Otto, Paula, Richard, Shary, Tobias, Virginie, Walter
If we make it to 'Walter', it's sure to be a stinker.
BTW, there seems to be a real absence of 'African American' names in there. No middle eastern names either. I think 'Huma' would have been a nice choice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (9mTYi)
Underdog is here!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (hLRSq)
Those were seriously freaky cartoons. Cartoon characters that didn't move but had human mouths.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (a8570)
Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner
Daffy Duck without Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny without Daffy Duck
Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny
Ralph Phillips
Foghorn Leghorn
Woody Woodpecker
Chilly Willy
Droopy
Speedy Gonzales
Pepe Le Pew
Sylvester/Tweety
Tom/Jerry
Chip/Dale
Porky Pig
Sam the Sheepdog
Marvin Martian
Yosemite Sam
Bullwinkle/Rocky
Mr Peabody
SuperChicken
George of the Jungle
Tom Slick
Aka, my rainy Saturday morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (xVRrG)
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Tootski? at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Racist Bannon at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (7zkP4)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (0G2eQ)
Is it wrong that I'm hoping for a massive public mental breakdown/stroke?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (NOIQH)
Hillary looks like a Harkonnen in her oven mitt smock.
I expect to start levitating around the stage and screaming "I'm alive! Hahahahaha Im aliiiiiive"
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:26 PM (8XRCm)
He says there will be plenty of room underneath it to wear a flak jacket to hang my colostomy bag, a valium drip, antibiotics pouches, anti-seizure pens, a money belt, and other things, even dental dams for Huma! Although sometimes I don't let her use the dental dam.
Posted by: Hillary at August 30, 2016 04:26 PM (PL2OL)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:22 PM (d6TTt)
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Let us not forget Ultraman.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (805dc)
There was a kung fu theatre program that aired after Saturday morning cartoons, featuring a different badly-dubbed Kung fu movie every week. I loved that stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Racist Bannon at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (7zkP4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (Ozsfq)
Yes to Merrie Melodies, and to the old Tom and Jerry cartoons, where they were always fighting. The reincarnation when they were best friends? That may have been entertainments first reboot, and it was awful.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Killerdog at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (NagBY)
Posted by: John Hinkley at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (rznWS)
Using the Beta Capsule, Hayata becomes.... Ultraman!
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (Sfs6o)
According to Wikipedia, Lance left Hollywood at the end of his youth and grew up to be known by his birth name, Ron Paul.
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.Allie Assasine was my favorite villain in that show.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: washrivergal"
I'll be checking in to the Mayberry jail tonight to sleep it off. Hic.
Posted by: Hillary "Otis Campbell" Clinton at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (noWW6)
You now have doctors running scared when it comes to managing intractable pain even in terminally ill patients. Some are even brainwashed into worrying about causing dependency or addiction. Are you fucking kidding me? They're dying in agonizing pain, and you're worried about narcotics addiction? It's gotten beyond absurd.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (0mRoj)
*raises both hands*
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:26 PM (0mRoj)
Charlie Wong's Martial Arts Theater (something like that) was on Channel 20 in Detroit. Hilariously awful.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (hLRSq)
Is it wrong that I'm hoping for a massive public mental breakdown/stroke?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (NOIQH)
Same here. I've also never heard of anyone hating Dark Chocolate, so anything is possible.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 04:25 PM (NOIQH)
That weird thing she did, where people were asking if she was having a seizure, it probably wasn't, but it also did not look like anything a normal human would do.
Honestly, I don't know what it was.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (Ozsfq)
Sadly, with the demographics, the Dems could run a bag of dogshit, and it would be competitive.
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (d6TTt)
Using the Beta Capsule, Hayata becomes.... Ultraman!
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:27 PM (Sfs6o)
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Um, no, we were discussing cartoon lows there.
Sorry.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (805dc)
Roadrunner 2
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 04:29 PM (0G2eQ)
Lone Ranger, Rawhide, Rifleman, Paladin, Gunsmoke.
Usually started at 1:00 after lunch.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:29 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: RICO & Treason Statutes at August 30, 2016 04:29 PM (sJuKe)
And I've heard of Chilly Willy although it wasn't played here or on the Buffalo stations that I recall; and I've never heard of Droopy or SuperChicken.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2016 04:29 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2016 03:30 PM (dciA+)
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So that's what you call it?
Huh.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 04:29 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Furious George at August 30, 2016 04:30 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:30 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:26 PM (0mRoj)
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Ooh, like those old black-and-white badly dubbed Japanese Godzilla-type movies. The ones where the mouths keep moving for thirty seconds after the talking stops.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:30 PM (805dc)
Speaking of criminals going free - Prezzy Pen and Phone commuted the sentences of 111 convicts. I'm sure they'll not go back to their old criminal ways just like all of those he's let go from GITMO have given up their terrorist ways.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 04:30 PM (493sH)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (d6TTt)
She's not a huge bag of dog shit????????
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 04:31 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Zombie Scatman Caruthers at August 30, 2016 04:31 PM (7zkP4)
Usually started at 1:00 after lunch.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:29 PM (SCOa6)
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The Cisco Kid for the win.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:28 PM (d6TTt)
Vote for me! The Republicans are pussies! Put me on their front porch and light me on fire!
Posted by: a bag of dogshit at August 30, 2016 04:31 PM (I9W/6)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:31 PM (a8570)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 04:31 PM (6Ll1u)
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (TOk1P)
Boy, if I made a few grand off of every litigant who believed they had a grievance or defense to bring before the court ... Oh, wait. I DO!
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 30, 2016 04:31 PM (Qzsic)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:30 PM (805dc)
Sometimes it was the other way 'round, but yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:30 PM (Sfs6o)
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Real.
Okay.
I don't want to be the one to break it to you - perhaps you should ask Mrs. Weasel . . . .
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (805dc)
Underdog is here!"
Not sure anyone remembers, but Howard Stern had a low budget TV show in the early 90's on Channel 9 (NY). One of the frequent guests was Underdog Lady, a crazy lady that dressed up like Underdog. She once flipped out when Howard asked her if Underdog was a homo.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (0mRoj)
Working in the industry , I know of no cases of terminally ill patients being denied pain medications. If it occurs it's the exception and not the rule.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (m/vQu)
Usually started at 1:00 after lunch.
On Sundays, there was usually a Bowery Boys or Abbot & Costello movie, or two.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (a8570)
But Islam is totes okay, and so much better than those evil Christianists.
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 04:03 PM (VnCI9)
We all need to thank God, every day of our lives, that we were born here.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 04:24 PM (TOk1P) "
Can't blame Bonds for the 02 Giants collapse. If there were roids that let him throw a good fastball, I bet he would have offered to pitch too. Dude had something like a 1.800 OPS for that whole playoff run - it was the height of Big Head Barry.
It's a shame, because the 1990-1993 version of Bonds was one of the finest all-around players ever. But it's overshadowed by the cartoon numbers he put up from 2001 to 2004.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Sfs6o)
I do have trouble understanding why all these varied officials would
ruin not just the reputation of their agencies, but their own
reputations as well, to protect Hillary and Obama?
I understand that they are scumbags, but normally such people don't want everyone to know it.
Its a real head-scratcher."
We do it for the G-Five. The G-Five airplane and money. Lots of money. We're playas. Big dick playas (swingin' past our knees).
Posted by: Varied officials at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Not losing. But I like where we're at. If the polls were actually a reflection of reality Mr and Mrs Trump would be measuring for drapes in the WH right now, with all the negative optics of that.
It's a very good place at this time.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (ZFUt7)
I expect to start levitating around the stage and screaming "I'm alive! Hahahahaha Im aliiiiiive"
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:26 PM (8XRCm)
They had to order some extra-heavy duty anti-grav units for her.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (I9W/6)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (OD2ni)
Yes! She was insane! Susan something or other if I remember.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (a8570)
That Nic brings the heat, like a 97 mph fastball high and inside.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Varied officials at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (rznWS)
You're in the goodie room!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (kumBu)
It's a very good place at this time.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (ZFUt7)
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I sure hope you're right. Because it seems to me that Mrs. Clinton is already wearing the drapes.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (805dc)
But the Secretary has assured us that there is no classified material on her server
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (1qRK9)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (SCOa6)
We used to have the Flash Gordon or other Buster Crabbe serials brought to you by Bert Weinman Ford
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (Ozsfq)
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I guess his fiance is really one of the Islamic bent BLM types.
I was wondering where all this was coming from. He's not bright enough to come up with a principled stand all on his own.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (8XRCm)
Would catch that just before school. Lived to hear my name.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (kumBu)
We are many.
Posted by: Legion at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (Sfs6o)
To make up for it here is video of Hillary asking for the support of the working press.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESI19h4wDo
Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (khojj)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (TOk1P)
Gosh. If only there was some redress for parents who lose their babies at the hands of obviously incompetent, unqulified doctors. Oh, wait...THERE IS!
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 30, 2016 04:36 PM (Qzsic)
Stern still features phone interviews with her with one of his staffers though she still thinks Stern is the devil.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 04:36 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 04:36 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2016 04:36 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2016 04:37 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 04:37 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: tonynoboloney at August 30, 2016 04:37 PM (Yba/s)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:37 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (Sfs6o)
Indeed. After all, he was the rootinest, tootinest, six-gun-shootinest hombre west of the Pecos!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Sfs6o)
I remember that Miss Nancy, who ran the "Romper Room", always had the kids say grace before eating their snack:
"God is great.
God is good.
Let us thank him for our food.
Amen"
As a kid growing up Roman Catholic, I'd always thought this was a bit thin, but these days? Holy crap, there would be enough lawsuits to choke several state and federal courts.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 04:38 PM (I9W/6)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 04:38 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 30, 2016 04:38 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:34 PM (a8570) "
Speaking of Howard Stern and Mel Blanc, Billy West is the modern day Mel Blanc, and a lot of people felt that Stern's show never fully recovered from losing Billy. Billy West as Marge Schott is still one of the funniest radio bits ever.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:38 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2016 04:08 PM (noWW6)
You now have doctors running scared when it comes to managing intractable pain even in terminally ill patients. Some are even brainwashed into worrying about causing dependency or addiction. Are you fucking kidding me? They're dying in agonizing pain, and you're worried about narcotics addiction? It's gotten beyond absurd.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:13 PM (0mRoj)
Don't get me started with ketemine infusions, ketemine comas, and hormone therapies that work and can cure but insurance covers nothing.
the use of MDMA which floods the brain and body with seratonin relieving pain for days or weeks which is safer and ore effective than the serotonin anti psychotic pills they try an push to help with pain, which can make you go crazy andare dangerous if you are not bi polar or psychotic.
Then the 12,000 dollar a pop 3 times a week nerve blocks that do nothing but you have to have the proceedures done to get the opiods that do work.
And pot is illegal for intractable pain.
Fuck them.
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 04:38 PM (HJEuH)
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 03:36 PM (TOk1P)
If only there was a profession that could help guys like Judicial Watch get to the truth and root out corruption in high places...
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 30, 2016 04:39 PM (Qzsic)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (805dc)
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Pretty significant design flaw on UM was the enormous light on his chest that started blinking when his battery got low in a fight.
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:39 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 04:39 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: El kabong at August 30, 2016 04:39 PM (y0er3)
Telling kids to take the green paper out of their parents wallets and send it to him was a stroke of genius.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2016 04:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Skip
__________
Do you know why California has more lawyers than any other state in the country, and New Jersey has more toxic waste dumps than any other state?
New Jersey got first pick.
Posted by: Furious George at August 30, 2016 04:40 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2016 04:40 PM (bzd8I)
We play ball, they play ball. It's when the job gets fun.
And the best part is, all you peasants pick up the tab. Public service fuckin' roxxxx.
Posted by: Varied officials at August 30, 2016 04:40 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (SCOa6)"
Channel 11 always had the Abbot & Costello movie on Sunday morning.
I also liked Commander USA hosting the cheesy horror movies on Saturday afternoon. That guy was hilarious.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 04:40 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Varied officials at August 30, 2016 04:40 PM (rznWS)
A nutless monkey could do your job.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:41 PM (0mRoj)
Well, duh...she has to. I'm already wearing the couches.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 30, 2016 04:41 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: John Madden at August 30, 2016 04:41 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Pirate Percy at August 30, 2016 04:42 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 04:40 PM (OD2ni)
We had Creature Feature with Dr. Paul Bearer.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 04:42 PM (0mRoj)
Give me a Sunday with Gumby and my dad yelling " shut that fuckin tv down"
Ah good stuff
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 04:42 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: John Madden at August 30, 2016 04:41 PM (ZFUt7)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 04:42 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 04:38 PM (HJEuH) "
The system is a mess. Individual doctors are handcuffed by regulations, insurance companies and litigation.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:42 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:32 PM (a8570)
No, it was totes subversive. Those pesky injuns always won, while the military guy, who was kind of like a manic Teddy Roosevelt, was a complete idiot.
How. Red man outfox paleface all day long. Ugh.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 04:42 PM (I9W/6)
And Davey and Goliath.
Aw Davey ....
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2016 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
Ah good stuff
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 04:42 PM (Ozsfq)
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Yours too, huh?
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 04:43 PM (rlfds)
Five drops of sinister sauce ..."
One cup cluster,
Two cups fuck
Posted by: Empress Hillary I at August 30, 2016 04:44 PM (rznWS)
Miss Nancy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:44 PM (SCOa6)
Marshall, Will and Holly, on a routine expedition.
Met the greaaaaaaatest earthquake ever known.
High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft.
And plunged them down a thousand feet below.
To the Laaa-aaaaa-aaand of the Lost.
And... Im convinced Hillary! is a Sleestack.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2016 04:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2016 04:40 PM (bzd8I)
I did omit Top Cat, Grape Ape, Jabberjaw, Deputy Dawg, Huckleberry Hound, Yogi, QuickDraw McGraw, Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels (SCHWING), Thundarr, ...?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 04:44 PM (a8570)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 04:23 PM (ts3NT)
No Man's Sky is the video game equivalent of Republican promises to conservatives.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2016 04:45 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean"
Agree that he was never the same without Billy West. The decline was further compounded when Jackie left since Jackie wrote a lot of Howard's lines and questions on the spot.
I remember Howard and Andrew Dice Clay having a an argument once. After 2 seconds of dead air, Dice said "Come on Jackie, write him a comeback." Howard got furious for letting the big secret out.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 04:46 PM (OD2ni)
Ghoulardi, of Cleveland-area fame (and maybe even elsewhere), is the father of P.T. Anderson, the guy that directed Boogie Nights, Magnolia and There WIll Be Blood.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:46 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)
There were several, and it probably depended on what part of the country you were in. I remember a Miss Nancy and a Miss MaryAnn. And with that big herkin' magnifying glass, she *knows* who you are and what you do. Totes disturbing.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 04:46 PM (I9W/6)
I do wish this Benghazi stuff would catch up to Hillary, but I fear it never will.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 04:47 PM (805dc)
Met the greaaaaaaatest earthquake ever known.
High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft.
And plunged them down a thousand feet below.
To the Laaa-aaaaa-aaand of the Lost.
Cha-ka FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:47 PM (SCOa6)
With our unions, we'd still get paid incredibly well for no-showing, though. Seriously, can you believe our jobs are legal? Chapo Guzman ain't got shit on us.
Posted by: Various officials at August 30, 2016 04:47 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 30, 2016 04:39 PM (Qzsic)
OOH ooh look, folks! After 18 months of legal wrangling and FOIA requests, we have data that implicates xyz of vote fraud!!111!
Me: Will it nullify that election?
No! But with the financial help of good staunch conservative Americans such as you, we can ferret out much more information that won't be used to do shit, but will make your head explodey-mad.
How much can we put you down for?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2016 04:47 PM (kKHcp)
Back in the day cartoons were just entertainment. The crap my nieces and nephews watch are all such soft headed, cutesy PC crap.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 04:48 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 04:48 PM (6Ll1u)
I remember Howard and Andrew Dice Clay having a an argument once. After 2 seconds of dead air, Dice said "Come on Jackie, write him a comeback." Howard got furious for letting the big secret out.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2016 04:46 PM (OD2ni) "
Yeah - Stern obviously has a lot of talent, but most of his 'zingers' were Jackie writing something on a piece of paper and sliding it over to him. Stern let his ego get the best of him, but hey, he's worth over a billion dollars IIRC, and he's still working in his industry of choice, so I guess it all worked out for him in the end.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 04:49 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 04:49 PM (ZFUt7)
One cup cluster,
Two cups fuck
Posted by: Empress Hillary I at August 30, 2016 04:44 PM (rznWS)
And now for a drop of tenderness
But I must use only a touch
Without that drop of tenderness
He might destroy ME!
( *assistant bumps his elbow, cause much tenderness to be added* )
Oops, too much!
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 04:50 PM (I9W/6)
Lamb Chop and Shari Lewis.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:51 PM (SCOa6)
How dare you, sir, if that's how you self-identify.
Posted by: Captain Planet and the Planeteers at August 30, 2016 04:51 PM (rznWS)
* f u c k
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 04:49 PM (ZFUt7)
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If you seek Amy.
Posted by: Brittany Speers at August 30, 2016 04:51 PM (8XRCm)
One cup cluster,
Two cups fuck
Posted by: Empress Hillary I at August 30, 2016 04:44 PM (rznWS)
And now for a drop of tenderness
But I must use only a touch
Without that drop of tenderness
He might destroy ME!
( *assistant bumps his elbow, cause much tenderness to be added* )
Oops, too much!
And THAT'S where AtC comes from!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 04:53 PM (SCOa6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 04:53 PM (6Ll1u)
How much can we put you down for?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2016 04:47 PM (kKHcp)
( *golf clap* )
And 90% of what we get will go to pay our salaries and benefits, 9% will go to sending out more "petitions" and "surveys" and 1% will be donated to a RINO who hates you. So what are you waiting for? Get your donations in now!
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 04:54 PM (I9W/6)
Six drops of the essence of terror, Five drops of sinister sauce,
When the stirring's done may I lick the spoon?
Of course ha ha of course.
Now for the tincture of tenderness, But I must use only a touch,
For without a touch of tenderness, He might destroy me! Whoops too much.
"Better hold your breath it's starting to tick:
Better hold my hand I'm feeling sick -
Hello Dad!
What have I done?
I'm Milton, Your brand new son!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 04:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 04:55 PM (ZFUt7)
Romper. Stomper, Bomper, boo
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2016 04:55 PM (1qRK9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 04:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Russell Crowe at August 30, 2016 04:57 PM (rznWS)
Romper. Stomper, Bomper, boo
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2016 04:55 PM (1qRK9)
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I believe that most, if not all, of my many and varied psychological problems are directly attributable to watching the last sixty seconds of Romper Room every day.
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 30, 2016 05:00 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 05:02 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 05:02 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 05:02 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 04:53 PM (6Ll1u) "
Big Chuck and Little John lasted long enough that they were even part of my childhood.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 05:03 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 05:05 PM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 05:08 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 05:09 PM (493sH)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2016 05:19 PM (X35Yt)
At this point, what difference does it make that Hillary ever served in government ?
Let's face it. The best part of her government service has been erased.
Posted by: unlawful foreign policy analyst at August 30, 2016 05:44 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 30, 2016 09:38 PM (Ndje9)
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